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Flight number 457 from Beijing now arriving.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my... Excuse me. Move, move,
move! Emergency, please!
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Excuse me, excuse me.
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- Rach!
- Ah!
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There you are!
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Hey!
- Hi!
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Oh! So, so.
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How was China? You!
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It was... It was great.
Oh, what happened?
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- What? I am?
- You're bleeding.
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- God.
- Oh, look at that! Yes, I am. Heh.
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Enough about me,
Mr. Back From The Orient!
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Come on, I wanna hear everything.
Everything!
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Well, uh, where do I start? Um...
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This is Julie.
Uh, Julie, this is Rachel.
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Hi. Heh.
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Uh, oh! These are...
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- These are... Aren't for you.
- Oh.
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Heh. Uh, these are for you.
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Welcome to our country.
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Thank you. I'm from New York.
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Well, not a problem.
We'll use them to stop the bleeding.
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Okay. Uh, baggage claim?
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- Okay.
- Okay.
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- No way.
- I'm telling you, she went to the airport.
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And she's gonna go for it with Ross.
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Oh, my God. This is huge. This...
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This is bigger than huge.
This is...
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All right, what's bigger than huge?
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- Um, this?
- Yes.
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Guys, you got new haircuts!
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Yes, yes, we did.
Thanks to Vidal Buffay.
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Because, you know:
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"If you don't
look good, we don't look good. "
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I love that voice! Ha, ha.
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- You guys!
- Oh, oh.
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Airport. Airport. Ross.
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Not... Not alone.
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Julie. Arm around her!
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Unh! Cramp! Cramp! Cramp!
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Okay, I think she's trying
to tell us something.
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Quick, get the verbs.
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- Ow.
- You! You!
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You said he liked me!
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You! You...!
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You slowpokes!
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That's all right, Rach.
We got the bags. Uh...
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Hi. Hello.
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Julie, this is my sister, Monica.
This is Chandler.
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- Hey.
- Phoebe, hi. Mwah.
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- Joey, what up?
- Hey.
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- Everyone, this is Julie.
- Julie.
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Oh.
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Hi!
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Hi! But I'm not here,
you haven't met me.
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I'll make a better impression when
I don't have 20 hours of plane on me.
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- And bus.
- Oh, my God!
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- With the screaming guy...
- And the spitting.
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You gotta hear this story.
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We're on this bus
that's 200 years old.
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Two hundred, at least.
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- And this guy...
- And the chicken poops in her lap! Ha!
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Oh, I'm so sorry.
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I just gave away the ending, didn't I?
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Ugh, I just heard this story in the cab...
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...and it is all I can think about.
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This is amazing. I mean, how...?
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- How did this happen?
- Ross and I were in grad school together.
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We haven't seen each other since then.
I land in China...
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...guess who's in charge of the dig?
- Julie!
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Julie. Isn't that great?
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Isn't that just kick-you-in-the-crotch,
spit-on-your-neck fantastic?
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It's an expression.
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We just wanted to say a quick hi.
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- Then we're gonna go see the baby.
- Then get some sleep.
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Yeah, it's 6:00 tomorrow night, our time.
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Well don't tell us
what's gonna happen, though
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Because I like to be surprised.
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Bye!
Bye.
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- Rach. Can I get some coffee? Thank you.
- Sure.
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- Hey, Rach...
- Did you talk to him yet?
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- No.
- Then, no.
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So, what the hell happened
to you in China?
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I mean, when last we left you,
you were in love with, you know.
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I know. I know I was.
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But there was always this voice
inside that kept saying:
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"It's never gonna happen. Move on. "
You know whose voice that was?
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God?
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It was you, pal.
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Well, maybe it was God doing me.
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You were right. She looks at me
and sees a friend. That's all.
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And then I met Julie, and...
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I don't know. We're having a great time.
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I never would have gone for it with her,
if it hadn't been for you.
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Well, you owe me one, big guy.
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- Here's your lemonade.
- I didn't order lemonade.
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Oh. Well then you better go
take that back.
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They're gonna charge you for that.
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- But...
- Go, go, go! Come on, come on!
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Okay, so, uh, what did you find out?
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He said...
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He said they're having a great time.
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- I'm sorry.
- What?
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But the silver lining,
if you wanna see it...
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...is that he made this decision
all by himself...
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...without any outside help whatsoever.
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How is that a silver lining?
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You have to really wanna see it.
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Ironically, these guys
were picked last in gym.
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Hey, Pheebs.
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- You know what I'm thinking?
- Oh, okay.
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How...
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...it's been so long
since you've had sex...
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...you're wondering
if they've changed it?
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No. Although now
that's what I'm thinking.
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So, what were you thinking?
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I was thinking
you gave the guys great haircuts.
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I thought you'd like to do mine.
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Oh! No.
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- Why not?
- Because I'm just...
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I'm incredibly anal and
an unbelievable control freak.
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No, you're not.
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I know I'm not, but you are.
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I was trying to spare your feelings.
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Hello? Oh, hi.
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Yeah, hold on a second.
Ross, Julie for you.
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Hello? Hi.
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Hey. Anybody know a good tailor?
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- You need clothes altered?
- No, no.
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I'm just looking for a man
to draw on me with chalk.
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Go see Frankie. My family's
been going to him forever.
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He did my first suit when I was 15.
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No, wait, 16.
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No, excuse me, heh, 15.
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All right, when was 1990?
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Okay, you have to stop the Q-Tip
when there's resistance.
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Okay. Okay.
Sweetheart, I'll see you later.
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Okay, bye. What?
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Oh, that is so sweet.
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No... Ha, ha.
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No. Okay. No, you hang up.
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No, you... Okay.
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Okay. One, two, three.
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Shh.
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Well you didn't hang up either.
She didn't hang up.
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Okay, no. No, you hang up.
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You. You. Yo...
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Sorry, I thought
you were talking to me.
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- Rachel. Heh.
- Sorry.
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- I'll just call her back.
- Okay.
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Hi, sweetie. I'm sorry.
We got disconnected.
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No, you hang up.
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Okay, okay, okay.
How did this happen to me? How?
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A week ago, two weeks ago, I was fine.
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Ross was just Ross. Just this guy.
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Now all of a sudden, he's Ross...
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...ugh, this really great guy
that I can't have.
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Sweetie, I wanted you to have him too.
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I know you did.
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Ugh. I'm just gonna deal with it.
I'm just gonna deal with it
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I gotta get out of here!
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I don't care what you guys say.
Something's bothering her.
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You know, I think I was 16.
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Please, just a little bit off the back.
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Um, I'm still on "no. "
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- Uh, morning.
- Hey.
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Could you close your eyes for a sec?
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Oh, no, no, no.
I'm not falling for that again.
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- What's going on?
- I sort of did a stupid thing last night.
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What stupid thing did you do?
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Ew!
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Why don't you just go get dressed...
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...then you'll be on your way.
Bye-bye.
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Rachel, how did this happen?
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I don't know,
I kind of ran into him last night.
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- Where?
- At his apartment.
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Is this juice?
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Whoa. And the fact that you dumped him
because he hit on Phoebe?
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Oh, God, I know.
I'm pathetic, I'm a loser.
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Honey, you're not pathetic.
You're just sad.
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Yeah. People do stupid things
when they're upset.
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My God, if I had a nickel
for every guy I wish I hadn't...
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But this is about your horrible mistake.
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- Hi.
Hey!
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- Hi...
Sorry we're late.
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We were, uh...
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Well, there was touching.
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- Hey...!
- Oh.
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- Hey, Ross!
- Paolo. Ha.
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What a...
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What, uh...?
What are you doing here?
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- I do Raquel.
- Ah.
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So, uh, he's back?
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Yeah, he's back. Is that a problem?
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No, not a problem.
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Good. Glad it's not a problem.
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Okay, you're gonna
have to not touch my ass.
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Well, despite the yummy bagels
and palpable tension...
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...I've got pants that need to be altered.
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Oh, when you see Frankie,
tell him Joey Tribbiani says hello.
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He'll know what it means.
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You sure he's gonna be able
to crack that code?
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It's funny. The last time Paolo was here,
my hair was so much shorter and cuter.
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All right. Okay.
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But... But! You have to promise that you
will not be all controlly and bossy...
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...and all, you know, Monica about it.
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I promise.
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All right, let's see.
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Now, some of you are gonna get cut
and some of you aren't.
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But I promise,
none of you will feel a thing.
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Okay.
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- All right, that's it. I quit.
- What? I didn't say anything!
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Yeah, but this isn't the face of
a person who trusts a person.
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This is the face of
a person who, you know...
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...doesn't trust a person.
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I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Phoebe.
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It's just a little shorter
than what we had discussed.
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Would you relax?
I know what I am doing.
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This is how he wears it.
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- How who wears it?
- Demi Moore.
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Heh. Demi Moore is not a he.
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Well, he was a he
in Arthur and in 10.
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That's Dudley Moore!
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I said I wanted it like Demi Moore!
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- Oh. Oh!
- Oh, my God!
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- Oh, God!
- Oh, my God!
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Oh, my God! I'm sorry!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
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Which one is Demi Moore?
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She's the actress that was in
Disclosure, Indecent Proposal, Ghost!
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Oh, she's got gorgeous hair.
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- I know!
- Oh, my God!
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How long do you want the cuffs?
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At least as long as I have the pants.
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I just got that.
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Okay. Now we'll do your inseam.
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How is she?
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It's too soon to tell.
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She's resting, which is a good sign.
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- How's the hair?
- I'm not gonna lie to you, Ross.
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It doesn't look good.
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I put a clip on one side, which seems
to have stopped the curling.
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Can we see her?
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Your hair looks too good.
It would upset her.
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Ross, why don't you come on in.
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- Well, how you doing?
- I'm okay.
247
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- Ooh, that bad, huh?
- What?
248
00:15:43,776 --> 00:15:47,278
Look, I can sense when women
are depressed and vulnerable.
249
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It's one of my gifts. Sit.
250
00:15:51,408 --> 00:15:52,784
Ugh.
251
00:15:53,827 --> 00:15:57,956
Ugh, Joey, when I saw him
get off that plane with her...
252
00:15:58,123 --> 00:16:01,417
...I really thought I just hit rock bottom.
253
00:16:01,585 --> 00:16:05,129
But today, it's like there's rock bottom...
254
00:16:05,297 --> 00:16:07,256
...50 feet of crap...
255
00:16:07,424 --> 00:16:09,342
...then me.
256
00:16:10,260 --> 00:16:11,928
You gotta tell Ross how you feel.
257
00:16:12,096 --> 00:16:15,223
Oh, come on, how can I just tell him?
What about Julie?
258
00:16:15,391 --> 00:16:18,267
What about her? They've only
been going out for two weeks.
259
00:16:18,435 --> 00:16:21,729
Ross has been in love
with you for 10 years.
260
00:16:22,523 --> 00:16:25,108
- I don't know. I don't know.
- Look, Rach, Rach.
261
00:16:25,275 --> 00:16:27,694
I've been with my share of women.
262
00:16:28,320 --> 00:16:31,239
I've been with a lot
of people's share of women.
263
00:16:32,199 --> 00:16:33,825
But the point is...
264
00:16:33,993 --> 00:16:38,121
...I've never felt about anyone
the way Ross felt about you.
265
00:16:40,416 --> 00:16:41,666
Really?
266
00:16:48,382 --> 00:16:50,091
Yo, paisan.
267
00:16:52,678 --> 00:16:54,804
Can I talk to you for a sec?
268
00:16:58,225 --> 00:16:59,809
Your tailor...
269
00:17:00,019 --> 00:17:02,395
...is a very bad man!
270
00:17:04,481 --> 00:17:07,734
- Frankie? What are you talking about?
- Hey, what's going on?
271
00:17:12,990 --> 00:17:14,449
Joey's tailor...
272
00:17:18,245 --> 00:17:19,829
...took advantage of me.
273
00:17:21,248 --> 00:17:23,041
- What?
- No way.
274
00:17:23,208 --> 00:17:25,543
I've been going to the guy for 12 years.
275
00:17:25,711 --> 00:17:27,879
Oh, come on.
He said he was gonna do my inseam.
276
00:17:28,047 --> 00:17:31,716
Then he ran his hand up my leg
and then there was definite...
277
00:17:31,884 --> 00:17:33,301
What?
278
00:17:33,844 --> 00:17:35,470
Cupping.
279
00:17:38,390 --> 00:17:41,142
That's how they do pants!
280
00:17:42,603 --> 00:17:45,229
First they go up one side,
they move it over.
281
00:17:45,397 --> 00:17:49,484
Then they go up the other side,
move it back, then they do the rear.
282
00:17:52,071 --> 00:17:55,364
What? Ross, tell him.
Isn't that how a tailor measures pants?
283
00:17:55,532 --> 00:17:57,617
Yes, yes, it is. In prison!
284
00:18:04,750 --> 00:18:06,751
What's the matter with you?
285
00:18:06,919 --> 00:18:08,377
What?
286
00:18:11,632 --> 00:18:13,257
That's not?
287
00:18:18,806 --> 00:18:20,973
Oh, my God.
288
00:18:27,898 --> 00:18:30,274
Even Mary Tyler Moore
would've been better.
289
00:18:32,903 --> 00:18:34,362
I like it.
290
00:18:34,655 --> 00:18:36,197
Yeah, I do. I think it's a 10!
291
00:18:39,576 --> 00:18:42,578
Thank you. My hair is very amused.
292
00:18:42,746 --> 00:18:45,498
Oh, come on, things could be worse.
I mean, uh...
293
00:18:45,666 --> 00:18:48,417
You could "get caught between
the moon and New York City.
294
00:18:51,004 --> 00:18:52,839
I know it's crazy, but it's true. "
295
00:18:55,634 --> 00:18:57,260
Thank you.
296
00:18:57,427 --> 00:18:59,595
- Well, I gotta go. Bye.
- See you.
297
00:18:59,763 --> 00:19:01,055
Bye, Rach!
298
00:19:01,223 --> 00:19:02,890
Wait, are you leaving?
299
00:19:03,058 --> 00:19:05,518
That's what I meant by "bye. "
300
00:19:05,686 --> 00:19:07,854
Well, uh, can I talk to you for a sec?
301
00:19:08,021 --> 00:19:09,480
Okay.
302
00:19:11,650 --> 00:19:14,777
When the doctor does
that hernia test...
303
00:19:15,529 --> 00:19:17,071
That's okay.
304
00:19:20,576 --> 00:19:22,326
- What's going on?
- Um...
305
00:19:23,370 --> 00:19:26,914
- Well, um, okay, first of all...
- Mm-hm.
306
00:19:27,082 --> 00:19:30,001
...Paolo and I are not back together.
307
00:19:30,169 --> 00:19:31,961
That was a stupid thing I did.
308
00:19:32,129 --> 00:19:35,298
If I could go back in time
and do it again...
309
00:19:35,465 --> 00:19:37,633
...well, I wouldn't.
310
00:19:37,801 --> 00:19:39,760
- Ahem.
- Um...
311
00:19:39,928 --> 00:19:41,971
- Heh.
- Second of all...
312
00:19:42,764 --> 00:19:44,557
What?
313
00:19:44,975 --> 00:19:48,227
Before I say anything...
314
00:19:48,395 --> 00:19:51,230
...is this one of those things
where you break up with a guy.
315
00:19:51,398 --> 00:19:52,857
Then I tell you what I think...
316
00:19:53,025 --> 00:19:55,443
...and the next day
you get back together with him...
317
00:19:55,611 --> 00:19:58,446
...and I look like a complete idiot?
- No, no, no.
318
00:19:58,614 --> 00:20:01,991
Okay. Um, well, then,
I think the guy's scum.
319
00:20:03,202 --> 00:20:06,621
I hate him. I mean, I actually...
I physically hate him.
320
00:20:07,873 --> 00:20:09,165
You know? I always have.
321
00:20:09,333 --> 00:20:13,336
And you are way too good
to be with a guy like that.
322
00:20:14,254 --> 00:20:15,755
- Really?
- Rach?
323
00:20:15,923 --> 00:20:18,549
You deserve to be with someone
who appreciates you...
324
00:20:18,717 --> 00:20:21,010
...and who gets how funny...
325
00:20:21,178 --> 00:20:23,679
...and sweet and amazing...
326
00:20:23,889 --> 00:20:26,974
...and adorable and sexy you are.
327
00:20:27,142 --> 00:20:30,770
You know? Someone who wakes up
every morning thinking:
328
00:20:31,021 --> 00:20:34,649
"Oh, my God. I'm with Rachel!" Heh.
329
00:20:34,816 --> 00:20:37,735
You know? Someone
who makes you feel good.
330
00:20:37,903 --> 00:20:40,071
Like the way I do with Julie.
331
00:20:45,827 --> 00:20:48,329
Was there a "second of all"?
332
00:20:50,082 --> 00:20:51,707
Um...
333
00:20:52,918 --> 00:20:57,129
No, um, I think that was the whole "all. "
334
00:20:59,299 --> 00:21:00,967
I gotta go. Okay?
335
00:21:01,134 --> 00:21:03,636
- Okay.
- Thanks.
336
00:21:04,263 --> 00:21:05,846
Okay.
337
00:21:11,270 --> 00:21:13,187
No, I swear to God, Dad!
338
00:21:13,355 --> 00:21:15,481
That's not how they measure pants!
339
00:21:22,906 --> 00:21:26,492
I was thinking of doing it shorter,
like Andie MacDowell's haircut.
340
00:21:26,702 --> 00:21:28,536
- Oh, yeah. Oh, I could do that.
- Really?
341
00:21:28,704 --> 00:21:31,247
- Yeah. You wanna do it now?
- Great!
342
00:21:31,415 --> 00:21:33,124
- Okay.
- Okay.
343
00:21:33,625 --> 00:21:34,875
See you.
344
00:21:35,460 --> 00:21:37,586
Okay, I just wanna make
really sure this time.
345
00:21:37,754 --> 00:21:38,838
Uh-huh. Ahem.
346
00:21:39,006 --> 00:21:43,342
Andie MacDowell is the girl from
Four Weddings and a Funeral, right?
347
00:21:44,428 --> 00:21:45,469
No.
348
00:21:47,556 --> 00:21:51,392
No, no, no, no, no, no.
That's Roddy McDowall.
349
00:21:52,144 --> 00:21:55,354
Andie MacDowell is the guy
from Planet of the Apes.
350
00:21:56,315 --> 00:21:58,149
- Oh! Yeah, okay.
- Yeah. Okay?
351
00:21:58,317 --> 00:22:00,234
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
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