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Man, I sure miss Julie.
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Spanish midgets.
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Spanish midgets wrestling...
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Julie.
Okay, yes, I see how you got there.
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You ever figure out
what that thing's for?
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No, see, I'm trying this screening thing.
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I figure if I always answer the phone,
people will think I don't have a life.
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My God.
Rodrigo never gets pinned.
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Here comes the beep. You know what to do.
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Hello. I'm looking for Bob.
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This is Jade.
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I don't know if you're still at this number,
but I was just thinking about us...
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...and how great it was, and, well,
I know it's been three years...
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...but I was kind of hoping
we could hook up again.
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You know, I barely had the nerve
to make this call...
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...so you know what I did?
- What?
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I got a little drunk...
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...and naked.
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Bob here.
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So, uh, what have you been up to?
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Oh, you know, the usual.
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Teaching aerobics...
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...partying way too much. Heh.
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Oh, and in case you were wondering...
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...those are my legs
on the new James Bond poster.
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Can you hold on a moment?
I have another call.
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- I love her.
- I know.
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- I'm back.
So are we gonna get together?
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Uh, absolutely.
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Uh, how about tomorrow afternoon?
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Do you know, uh, Central Perk
in the village? Say, five-ish?
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Great. I'll see you then.
- Okay.
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Okay.
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Having a phone has finally paid off.
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Even though you do
do a good Bob impression...
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...I'm thinking when
she sees you tomorrow...
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...she's probably gonna realize, hey,
you're not Bob.
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I am hoping that when
Bob doesn't show up...
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...she will seek comfort in the open arms
of the wry stranger at the next table.
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Oh, my God. You are pure evil.
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Okay, pure evil...
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...horny and alone.
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I've done this.
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Yeah, yeah, everybody's here.
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Hey, everybody.
Say hi to Julie in New Mexico.
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Hi, Julie.
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Hi, Julie.
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Okay. While Ross is on the phone...
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...everybody owes me
62 bucks for his birthday.
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Um, is there any chance
that you're rounding up from...
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...you know, from like 20?
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Hey, come on, we got the gift,
the concert and the cake.
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Do we need a cake?
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Look, I know it's a little steep.
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Whoosh.
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But it's Ross.
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- Yeah, it's Ross.
Yeah, you're right.
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All right? Okay. I'll see you later.
I gotta go...
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...do a thing.
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Okay, sweetheart,
I'll call you later tonight.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hey, you're not
really going through with this, are you?
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You know, I think I might just.
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So, uh, what are you guys
doing for dinner tonight?
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Well, I guess I gotta start
saving up for Ross' birthday.
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So I guess I'll just stay home
and eat dust bunnies.
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Can you believe how much
this is gonna cost?
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Do you guys ever get the feeling
that, um...
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...Chandler and those guys...
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...just don't get that we don't make
as much money as they do?
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- Yes.
Really?
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It's like they're always saying,
"Let's go here, let's go there. "
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- Like we can afford to go here and there.
- Yeah.
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Yes, and we always have to go to,
you know, someplace nice, you know?
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It's not like we can say anything about it,
because, like, this is a birthday thing...
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...you know, and it's for Ross.
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- For Ross.
- For Ross.
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Oh, my God.
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- Hi.
- What?
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Okay. I'm at work...
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...just an ordinary day, you know,
chop, chop, sauté, sauté.
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All of a sudden, Leon, the manager,
calls me into his office.
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Turns out they fired the head lunch chef,
and guess who got the job.
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If it's not you, this is a horrible story.
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- Fortunately, it is me.
- Oh.
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And they made me head of purchasing,
thank you very much.
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That's so cool.
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Anyway, I just ran into Chandler and Ross.
We should go out and celebrate.
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You know, someplace nice.
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- Someplace nice.
Yeah.
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How much you think
I can get for my kidney?
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I'm telling you, you can't do this.
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Oh, come on, I can't get a girl like that
with conventional methods.
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That doesn't matter.
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She wanted to call Bob.
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Hey, for all we know,
Bob is who she was meant to be with.
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You may be destroying
two people's chance for happiness.
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We don't know Bob.
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Okay? We know me. We like me.
Please let me be happy.
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Go over there
and tell that woman the truth.
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All right.
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Go.
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Hi.
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Listen, I have to, uh, ahem...
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I have to confess something.
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Yes?
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Whoever stood you up is a jerk.
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- How did you...
- I don't know.
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I just had this weird sense. You know?
But that's me, I'm weird and sensitive.
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Tissue?
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Thanks.
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No, no, you keep the pack.
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I'm all cried out today.
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Okay, okay.
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Here is to my sister,
the newly appointed head lunch chef.
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Who is also in charge of purchasing.
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Newly appointed head lunch chef,
also in charge of purchasing...
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Who has her own little desk
when Roland's not there.
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Uh, lunch chef, purchasing,
own little desk when Roland's not there...
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...here's to my little sister...
- Oh, wait. And I got a beeper.
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Oh, cool.
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- That's fine, I'll just wait.
- Aw, sorry.
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Oh, sorry, sorry.
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Monica.
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Are we ready to order?
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Oh. You know,
we haven't even looked yet.
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Well, when you do, just let me know.
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I'll be right over there
on the edge of my seat.
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Wow, look at these prices.
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Yeah, these are pretty "cha-ching. "
130
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I know. What are these,
famous chickens?
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- Sorry I'm late. Congratulations, Mon.
- Thanks.
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I'm not sorry I'm late. How incredible
was my afternoon with Jade?
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Well, pretty incredible, according to
the message she left on my machine.
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Hey, Chandler, why is this woman
leaving a message for you on my machine?
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See, I had to tell her
that my number was your number.
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I couldn't tell her
my number was my number...
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...because she thinks
my number is Bob's number.
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Hey, tell me again.
What do I do when Mr. Roper calls?
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Do I dare ask?
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Yes, I'll start with the carpaccio,
and then I'll have the grilled prawns.
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That sounds great, same for me.
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And for the gentleman?
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Yeah, I'll have the Thai chicken pizza.
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But, hey, look, if I get it without
the nuts and leeks and stuff...
145
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...is it cheaper?
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You'd think, wouldn't you?
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- Miss?
- Okay.
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I will have the, uh...
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...side salad.
150
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And what would that be on the side of?
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I don't know.
152
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Why don't you just put it right here
next to my water?
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And for you?
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Um, I'm gonna have a cup
of the cucumber soup...
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...and, um...
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...take care.
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- I will have the, uh, Cajun catfish.
- Anything else?
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Yes, how about a verse of
"Killing Me Softly"?
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You're gonna sneeze
in my fish, aren't you?
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Plus tip, divided by six...
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Okay, everyone owes 28 bucks.
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Um, everyone?
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Oh. You're right, I'm sorry.
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Thank you.
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It's Monica's big night.
She shouldn't pay.
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Aw, thank you.
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So five of us is...
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...33.50 apiece.
169
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No. Uh-uh. No way.
Sorry, not gonna happen.
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00:10:06,188 --> 00:10:08,982
Whoa. Whoa. Prom night flashback.
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Sorry, Monica.
I'm really happy you got promoted...
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...but cold cucumber mush
for 30-something bucks?
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No.
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Rachel just had that little salad...
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...and Joey with his, like, teeny pizza.
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Okay, Pheebs.
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How about we'll each
just pay for what we had, okay?
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- It's no big deal.
- Not for you.
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All right, what's going on?
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Okay, look, I really don't wanna
get into this right now.
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- It'll just make everybody uncomfortable.
- Oh, fine. All right, fine.
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- What? Whoa, whoa.
- You can tell us.
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Yeah, hello? It's us.
All right? We'll be fine.
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Ahem. Okay, um...
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Uh, we three feel like that, uh, ahem...
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...sometimes you guys don't get that,
uh, ahem...
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We don't have as much money as you.
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- Okay.
- I hear you.
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We can talk about that.
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Well, then...
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...let's.
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Well, um, I guess I just never think
of money as an issue.
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- That's because you have it.
- That's a good point.
194
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So, um, how come you guys
haven't talked about this before?
195
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Because it's always something, you know?
Like with Monica's new job...
196
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...or the whole Ross' birthday hoopla.
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What? Whoa, hey.
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I don't want my birthday to be
the source of any kind of negative...
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There's gonna be a hoopla?
200
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Basically there's the thing,
and then the stuff after the thing and it's...
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If it makes anybody feel better,
we can just forget the thing...
202
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...and we'll just do the gift.
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Gift? The thing's not the gift?
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No, the thing was we were gonna go see
Hootie and the Blowfish.
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Hootie and the... Oh, my...
I can catch them on the radio.
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No. Now I feel bad.
You wanna go to the concert.
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No, look, hey, it's my birthday...
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...and the important thing
is that we all be together.
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- All of us.
- Together.
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Not at the concert.
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- Okay. Thank you.
- Thanks.
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Yeah.
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So, the Ebola virus.
That's gotta suck, huh?
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Gee, Monica. What's in the bag?
215
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I don't know, Chandler.
Let's take a look.
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Oh, it's like a skit.
217
00:13:07,077 --> 00:13:09,871
Why, it's dinner for six.
Five steaks...
218
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...and an eggplant for Phoebe.
219
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We switched meat suppliers at work, and
they gave me the steaks as a thank-you.
220
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But wait, there's more.
Hey, Chandler, what is in that envelope?
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By the way, this didn't
seem so dorky out in the hall.
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Come on.
223
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Why, it's six tickets to
Hootie and the Blowfish.
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The Blowfish.
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It's on us, all right? So don't worry.
This is our treat.
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So... thank you.
227
00:13:48,160 --> 00:13:49,869
Could you be less enthused?
228
00:13:50,079 --> 00:13:52,497
Look, it's a nice gesture. It is.
229
00:13:52,748 --> 00:13:54,499
But it just feels like...
230
00:13:54,959 --> 00:13:56,000
Like?
231
00:13:56,794 --> 00:13:58,962
- Charity.
- Charity?
232
00:13:59,213 --> 00:14:01,548
We're just trying to do a nice thing here.
233
00:14:01,757 --> 00:14:05,844
But, Ross, you have to understand, your
nice thing makes us feel about this big.
234
00:14:06,095 --> 00:14:09,013
Actually, it makes us feel that big.
235
00:14:10,182 --> 00:14:14,811
What? I don't understand. I mean,
it's like we can't win with you guys.
236
00:14:15,062 --> 00:14:18,147
If you guys feel this big,
maybe that's not our fault.
237
00:14:18,399 --> 00:14:20,233
Maybe that's just how you feel.
238
00:14:20,985 --> 00:14:22,402
Oh.
239
00:14:23,153 --> 00:14:28,074
- Now you're telling us how we feel.
- We never should have talked about this.
240
00:14:28,284 --> 00:14:29,993
I'm gonna pass on the concert...
241
00:14:30,160 --> 00:14:33,538
...because I'm just not in a very
Hootie place right now.
242
00:14:36,625 --> 00:14:38,376
- Me neither.
- Me too.
243
00:14:38,794 --> 00:14:40,837
Guys, we bought the tickets.
244
00:14:41,088 --> 00:14:44,591
Well, then you'll have extra seats,
you know, for all your tiaras and stuff.
245
00:14:45,926 --> 00:14:48,386
Why did you look at me
when you said that?
246
00:14:52,516 --> 00:14:54,350
So I guess now we can't go.
247
00:14:54,560 --> 00:14:58,897
Come on, do what you want. Do we
always have to do everything together?
248
00:14:59,899 --> 00:15:01,900
You know what? You're right.
249
00:15:02,151 --> 00:15:05,737
- Fine.
- Fine.
250
00:15:05,946 --> 00:15:08,406
- Fine.
- All right.
251
00:15:09,283 --> 00:15:11,075
We're gonna go.
252
00:15:16,165 --> 00:15:19,083
It's not for another six hours.
We're gonna go then.
253
00:15:27,426 --> 00:15:28,551
- Chandler?
- Yeah.
254
00:15:28,719 --> 00:15:30,345
Oh, jeez.
255
00:15:31,055 --> 00:15:32,305
- Are you ready?
- Yes.
256
00:15:32,514 --> 00:15:35,016
Just let me grab my jacket
and tell you I had sex today.
257
00:15:35,184 --> 00:15:36,768
Whoa, whoa.
258
00:15:38,062 --> 00:15:40,063
What? You had sex today?
259
00:15:40,689 --> 00:15:43,608
Wow. It sounds even cooler
when somebody else says it.
260
00:15:45,110 --> 00:15:49,280
I was awesome, okay? She was
biting her lip to stop from screaming.
261
00:15:49,490 --> 00:15:50,657
Wow.
262
00:15:50,824 --> 00:15:54,243
Now, I know it's been a while,
but I took that as a good sign.
263
00:15:59,541 --> 00:16:01,084
Still doing the screening thing?
264
00:16:01,543 --> 00:16:03,211
I had sex today.
265
00:16:04,129 --> 00:16:06,547
I never have to answer that phone again.
266
00:16:07,299 --> 00:16:09,926
Here comes the beep. You know what to do.
267
00:16:10,177 --> 00:16:12,136
Hey, Bob. It's Jade.
268
00:16:12,304 --> 00:16:15,598
I just wanted to tell you I was really hurt
when you didn't show up the other day.
269
00:16:15,808 --> 00:16:19,686
And just so you know,
I ended up meeting a guy.
270
00:16:20,938 --> 00:16:21,980
Bob here.
271
00:16:22,147 --> 00:16:23,940
Oh, hi.
272
00:16:24,274 --> 00:16:26,401
So, uh, you met someone, huh?
273
00:16:26,610 --> 00:16:28,069
Yes. Yes, I did.
274
00:16:28,320 --> 00:16:31,823
In fact, I had sex with him two hours ago.
275
00:16:34,451 --> 00:16:37,203
So, uh, how was he?
276
00:16:37,579 --> 00:16:38,913
Eh...
277
00:16:46,088 --> 00:16:47,171
"Eh"?
278
00:16:47,631 --> 00:16:50,967
Oh, Bob, he was nothing
compared to you.
279
00:16:54,179 --> 00:16:57,223
I had to bite my lip to keep
from screaming your name.
280
00:16:59,810 --> 00:17:02,437
Well, that makes me feel so good.
281
00:17:03,272 --> 00:17:05,898
It was just so awkward and bumpy.
282
00:17:06,608 --> 00:17:07,650
Bumpy?
283
00:17:07,818 --> 00:17:12,155
Maybe he had some kind of, uh,
new cool style that you're not familiar with.
284
00:17:12,948 --> 00:17:14,574
And, uh,
maybe you have to get used to it.
285
00:17:14,742 --> 00:17:16,909
There wasn't much time to get used to it...
286
00:17:17,077 --> 00:17:18,244
...if you know what I mean.
287
00:17:29,131 --> 00:17:32,091
You know what?
I'm not gonna be able to enjoy this.
288
00:17:32,301 --> 00:17:35,595
Yeah, I know. It's my birthday.
We all should be here.
289
00:17:36,305 --> 00:17:37,805
So let's go.
290
00:17:44,354 --> 00:17:46,689
Well, you know,
maybe we should stay for one song.
291
00:17:46,940 --> 00:17:49,776
Yeah, I mean, it would be rude to them
for us to leave now.
292
00:17:49,985 --> 00:17:51,986
You know, the guys are probably
having a great time.
293
00:17:52,154 --> 00:17:56,157
Every time I look at you
I go blind
294
00:17:56,325 --> 00:17:58,367
Come on, you guys.
One more time.
295
00:17:58,577 --> 00:17:59,702
Okay.
296
00:18:00,412 --> 00:18:02,622
- One.
- No.
297
00:18:06,627 --> 00:18:09,754
Thank you very much.
We are Hootie & The Blowfish.
298
00:18:12,257 --> 00:18:13,549
- That was amazing.
- Excellent.
299
00:18:13,759 --> 00:18:15,468
I can't believe the guys missed this.
300
00:18:15,677 --> 00:18:17,595
What guys? Oh, yeah.
301
00:18:19,473 --> 00:18:21,933
Excuse me.
You're Monica Geller, aren't you?
302
00:18:22,392 --> 00:18:24,769
- Do I know you?
- You used to be my baby-sitter.
303
00:18:25,687 --> 00:18:27,939
Oh, my God. Little Stevie Fisher?
304
00:18:28,148 --> 00:18:29,649
How have you been?
305
00:18:29,900 --> 00:18:31,567
Good, good. I'm a lawyer now.
306
00:18:32,152 --> 00:18:34,070
You can't be a lawyer. You're 8.
307
00:18:34,988 --> 00:18:37,406
Well, listen, it was nice to see you.
I gotta run backstage.
308
00:18:37,616 --> 00:18:38,741
Wait, backstage?
309
00:18:38,951 --> 00:18:40,576
Oh, yeah. My firm represents the band.
310
00:18:40,828 --> 00:18:42,286
- Ross.
- Chandler.
311
00:18:43,872 --> 00:18:46,791
- Look, you guys wanna meet the group?
- Yeah, we do.
312
00:18:46,959 --> 00:18:48,000
Come on.
313
00:18:48,252 --> 00:18:51,504
So, look, are you one of the ones
that fooled around with my dad?
314
00:18:57,094 --> 00:18:58,970
- Hey, you guys.
Happy birthday.
315
00:18:59,138 --> 00:19:00,888
Oh, thank you. Thanks.
316
00:19:01,515 --> 00:19:03,224
So, uh...
317
00:19:04,017 --> 00:19:06,102
How was your night last night?
318
00:19:06,395 --> 00:19:09,856
Oh, well, it pretty much sucked.
How was yours?
319
00:19:10,107 --> 00:19:11,774
Yeah, ours pretty much sucked too.
320
00:19:12,025 --> 00:19:14,485
Oh, but I did run into Stevie Fisher.
Remember him?
321
00:19:14,695 --> 00:19:16,779
Oh, yeah. I used to baby-sit him.
322
00:19:17,030 --> 00:19:18,531
Hey, how's his dad?
323
00:19:20,784 --> 00:19:21,993
Good.
324
00:19:22,369 --> 00:19:25,621
Uh, aside from that, the whole evening
was pretty much a bust.
325
00:19:25,831 --> 00:19:28,708
Yeah, we really missed you guys.
326
00:19:28,917 --> 00:19:32,712
Yeah, look, we were just saying,
this whole thing is so stupid.
327
00:19:32,921 --> 00:19:38,009
We just have to really, really
not let stuff like money, get like...
328
00:19:38,427 --> 00:19:39,468
Is that a hickey?
329
00:19:41,763 --> 00:19:43,431
Oh, ha, ha, no, I just...
330
00:19:43,640 --> 00:19:45,391
I fell down.
331
00:19:47,644 --> 00:19:49,478
On someone's lips?
332
00:19:50,772 --> 00:19:52,440
Where'd you get the hickey?
333
00:19:52,649 --> 00:19:55,026
- You know, a party or...
- What party?
334
00:19:55,235 --> 00:19:59,822
Well, it wasn't a party so much as a...
A gathering of people.
335
00:20:01,283 --> 00:20:03,492
With food and music and...
336
00:20:03,744 --> 00:20:05,328
And the band.
337
00:20:06,788 --> 00:20:08,915
You partied with
Hootie and the Blowfish?
338
00:20:09,166 --> 00:20:13,044
Yes. Apparently, Stevie and Hootie
are like this.
339
00:20:13,462 --> 00:20:15,588
Who gave you that hickey?
340
00:20:15,839 --> 00:20:17,423
That would be the work of a Blowfish.
341
00:20:21,345 --> 00:20:24,096
I can't believe it. I can't believe this.
342
00:20:24,306 --> 00:20:28,851
We're just sitting at home,
trying to guess Joey's fingers...
343
00:20:31,438 --> 00:20:34,106
...and you guys are out, like,
partying and having fun and all:
344
00:20:34,316 --> 00:20:36,442
"Hey, Blowfish, suck on my neck. "
345
00:20:40,113 --> 00:20:42,657
Hey, look, don't blame us.
You guys could've been there.
346
00:20:42,866 --> 00:20:45,993
Oh, what? As part of your
Poor Friends Outreach program?
347
00:20:47,746 --> 00:20:49,038
Oh, great. It's work.
348
00:20:49,248 --> 00:20:52,917
Look, I don't know what to say.
I'm sorry that we make more than you.
349
00:20:53,126 --> 00:20:56,254
But we're not gonna feel guilty about it.
We work really hard for it.
350
00:20:56,630 --> 00:20:58,130
And we don't work hard?
351
00:20:58,340 --> 00:20:59,966
Yeah, hi, it's Monica. I got a page.
352
00:21:00,175 --> 00:21:04,178
I'm just saying that sometimes we like
to do stuff that costs a little more.
353
00:21:04,388 --> 00:21:06,472
- Oh, and you feel like we hold you back.
- Yes.
354
00:21:07,557 --> 00:21:08,641
No.
355
00:21:12,437 --> 00:21:14,563
Leon, wait. Shh! Guys.
356
00:21:15,482 --> 00:21:16,607
Wait, I don't understand.
357
00:21:16,817 --> 00:21:18,985
Those steaks were just a gift
from the meat vendor.
358
00:21:19,236 --> 00:21:20,945
That was not a kickback.
359
00:21:21,405 --> 00:21:24,782
Come on, I'll just replace them
and we can forget the whole thing.
360
00:21:27,786 --> 00:21:28,995
What corporate policy?
361
00:21:34,918 --> 00:21:36,043
Yeah.
362
00:21:36,545 --> 00:21:37,753
Okay.
363
00:21:43,302 --> 00:21:44,468
I just got fired.
364
00:21:50,851 --> 00:21:52,977
Here's your check. That'll be 4.12.
365
00:21:53,228 --> 00:21:54,437
Let me get that.
366
00:21:58,358 --> 00:21:59,442
You got 5 bucks?
367
00:22:10,078 --> 00:22:12,496
Here comes the beep. You know what to do.
368
00:22:13,540 --> 00:22:15,624
Hi, it's me.
369
00:22:18,795 --> 00:22:21,297
Listen, Bob,
I'm probably way out of line here.
370
00:22:21,465 --> 00:22:25,885
I mean, it has been three years, and you're
probably seeing someone else now...
371
00:22:26,136 --> 00:22:29,972
...but if we could just have one night
together, just for old time's sake...
372
00:22:30,182 --> 00:22:34,602
One hot, steamy, wild night...
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