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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:12,689 --> 00:00:15,753 (The Stop Motion / Petri Dish) 2 00:00:21,258 --> 00:00:26,343 ♪ I got a brand new house 3 00:00:29,252 --> 00:00:33,525 ♪ Quite in as a lonely mouse 4 00:00:35,881 --> 00:00:39,133 ♪ Breaking in will make alright. 5 00:00:39,996 --> 00:00:44,077 ♪ There's so much more to do tonight, I know. 6 00:00:46,029 --> 00:00:47,928 ♪ I can do. 7 00:00:51,025 --> 00:00:59,197 ♪ I am fine. I am fine. Oooooh, I am fine. 8 00:01:01,106 --> 00:01:04,385 ♪ I am fine. 9 00:01:05,092 --> 00:01:08,435 ♪ Oh, I've got to be more innocent. 10 00:01:08,435 --> 00:01:13,385 With you around it makes no sense to steal. 11 00:01:14,845 --> 00:01:16,985 ♪ I can do. 12 00:01:17,015 --> 00:01:18,815 I told you. The cavalry ain't coming, man. 13 00:01:18,815 --> 00:01:21,106 Who gives a fuck about the calvary? We are the calvary. 14 00:01:21,106 --> 00:01:23,417 Babe, the bag. Can you go get the bag from the car? 15 00:01:25,442 --> 00:01:26,672 Woo 16 00:01:27,127 --> 00:01:30,329 -You get naked. -What? 17 00:01:30,530 --> 00:01:32,484 So the floor doesn't get wet. Take your clothes off. 18 00:01:32,485 --> 00:01:35,445 -Oh. -I'm gonna get us towels. 19 00:01:36,356 --> 00:01:38,797 Okay. 20 00:01:44,094 --> 00:01:46,100 Oh, it’s going down for free. 21 00:01:46,101 --> 00:01:48,882 Babe, take your clothes off so the floor doesn't get wet. 22 00:01:49,083 --> 00:01:51,223 -What are you doing? -Come on. 23 00:01:53,633 --> 00:01:55,300 Welcome to Miami. 24 00:01:56,131 --> 00:02:00,222 BOOKENDS 25 00:02:00,377 --> 00:02:03,681 -Can we just stay in here? -Yeah, we can stay in here. 26 00:02:03,682 --> 00:02:06,202 -Are you sure? -No, dummy. We got to go outside. 27 00:02:06,203 --> 00:02:08,242 -But later. -We got company. That's right. 28 00:02:09,263 --> 00:02:11,031 -She's really sweet. I like her a lot. -Yeah, you like her? 29 00:02:11,032 --> 00:02:15,483 Yeah, at first she was like a bit shy, but then I think she's just scared about the hurricane. 30 00:02:15,484 --> 00:02:17,565 It's definitely both of their firsts-- 31 00:02:17,566 --> 00:02:20,424 Yeah I tried telling her that we've been through a a lot of hurricanes in this house. 32 00:02:20,425 --> 00:02:23,176 It's totally safe. You won't even know that it's happening while we're in here. 33 00:02:23,177 --> 00:02:26,240 -Was Lauren, like, reassuring? -Well, yeah. Lauren's wild. 34 00:02:26,241 --> 00:02:30,913 Levi and Javi. Those guys need a podcast or a show. Those two are funnier than ever. 35 00:02:30,914 --> 00:02:33,595 -Are you kidding me? -We should have invited them over too. 36 00:02:33,596 --> 00:02:37,066 -We should invite them over too. -Why? So you can get them naked too? 37 00:02:37,067 --> 00:02:39,117 -What is that supposed to mean? -Nothing, nothing. 38 00:02:39,118 --> 00:02:43,154 -What is that supposed to mean? -Nothing. It's not even a big deal. 39 00:02:43,155 --> 00:02:45,236 -That was a little something. -It's not even a big deal. 40 00:02:45,237 --> 00:02:48,807 -You know me, it's fine. -You hated it. 41 00:02:48,808 --> 00:02:50,095 I love you. 42 00:02:50,096 --> 00:02:52,025 I just didn't want to get water all over the floor. 43 00:02:52,226 --> 00:02:55,606 -It's fine, I totally get it. -You know what we should do with them? 44 00:02:55,607 --> 00:02:57,123 We should play dominoes. 45 00:02:57,123 --> 00:03:00,823 Oh yeah. They know nothing about Cuban dominoes. 46 00:03:00,823 --> 00:03:03,512 -Alright. Come on. They’re waiting. -Oh babe. 47 00:03:03,513 --> 00:03:06,592 -What? -One more thing. Seriously now. 48 00:03:06,593 --> 00:03:07,649 What? 49 00:03:07,650 --> 00:03:10,507 Tonight can we really make sure that we keep these right here? 50 00:03:10,507 --> 00:03:11,892 You're retarded. 51 00:03:11,892 --> 00:03:14,042 Just keep them up. Keep them where they’re supposed to be. 52 00:03:15,142 --> 00:03:17,484 It's crazy how fast it picked up out there, right? 53 00:03:17,484 --> 00:03:18,644 I know, right? 54 00:03:18,824 --> 00:03:21,696 Are you excited about your first hurricane, girl? 55 00:03:21,696 --> 00:03:24,104 I am excited about my first hurricane. 56 00:03:24,104 --> 00:03:26,456 So far so good, I mean dinner was so much fun. 57 00:03:26,456 --> 00:03:28,176 Sounds like you guys are hitting it off. 58 00:03:28,176 --> 00:03:29,676 -You like her, right? -Yeah. 59 00:03:29,677 --> 00:03:33,088 -She's fun, a little wild. Right? -She's crazy. I think she's crazy. 60 00:03:33,089 --> 00:03:36,181 Like ‘get your clothes off’. No foreplay or anything. 61 00:03:36,182 --> 00:03:40,427 -It's super easy, right? It's crazy. -‘Get naked’ 62 00:03:42,272 --> 00:03:44,140 No, I think we're gonna be really good friends. 63 00:03:44,141 --> 00:03:47,982 She also said that there's this league that they do for kickball at the Grove 64 00:03:47,982 --> 00:03:50,907 So I thought maybe we could go with them sometime. Maybe- 65 00:03:50,907 --> 00:03:53,533 -Okay yeah. -Start playing some games there. 66 00:03:53,534 --> 00:03:55,174 Yeah. That would be a good way to make friends. 67 00:03:55,174 --> 00:03:56,062 Yeah. It would. 68 00:03:56,062 --> 00:03:56,440 Yeah. It would. But I want to say thank you for suggesting we do this. I'm glad. 69 00:03:56,440 --> 00:04:01,091 But I want to say thank you for suggesting we do this. I'm glad. 70 00:04:01,092 --> 00:04:02,710 You're welcome. 71 00:04:03,933 --> 00:04:09,883 it's just...it's starting to really feel like home. It is. 72 00:04:09,984 --> 00:04:12,690 They always stay open late like that on nights of hurricanes? 73 00:04:12,690 --> 00:04:14,023 Yeah it's like a tradition. 74 00:04:14,023 --> 00:04:17,625 No one's scared of hurricanes anymore. It literally becomes a party kind of. 75 00:04:17,626 --> 00:04:21,899 -Tino was probably born in a hurricane. -Yeah, Tino was probably born in a hurricane. 76 00:04:21,900 --> 00:04:23,229 It's a special thing, on hurricane... 77 00:04:23,449 --> 00:04:26,280 They stay open until when it’s like literally they’re like “okay now”. 78 00:04:26,280 --> 00:04:29,415 You saw. When it starts to pour. 79 00:04:29,415 --> 00:04:30,493 That sounds dangerous. 80 00:04:30,494 --> 00:04:34,325 He doesn't even actually close, like when the hurricane happens, 81 00:04:34,326 --> 00:04:38,252 he stays there, seriously. No, one time I remember 82 00:04:38,252 --> 00:04:42,353 he told a story after a hurricane and he was like "yeah, it was crazy, the power went out" 83 00:04:42,354 --> 00:04:44,647 and I was like "Tino, weren’t you at home?" 84 00:04:44,648 --> 00:04:46,045 And he was like "no, I was here." 85 00:04:46,046 --> 00:04:47,564 I was "like what?" He doesn't even leave. 86 00:04:47,565 --> 00:04:51,355 And he keeps an apartment upstairs in case it floods at the bottom. 87 00:04:51,356 --> 00:04:55,618 -He can just go up there and yeah. -He loves that bar. 88 00:04:55,653 --> 00:04:59,800 -Should we stay there? -I mean you can do the same thing here. 89 00:05:01,071 --> 00:05:07,754 It's not like you're safer there. This is your guy's first hurricane? 90 00:05:07,755 --> 00:05:10,133 -Yeah. -Cheers to the first hurricane. 91 00:05:10,134 --> 00:05:13,004 -First time, long time. -Yeah. It's fine. 92 00:05:13,005 --> 00:05:16,625 We’re safe here. We’ve taken precautions… there's shutters on the windows. 93 00:05:16,626 --> 00:05:19,147 And right now it’s a what? Category 3 when we left? 94 00:05:19,147 --> 00:05:20,147 It was a 3 when we left. 95 00:05:20,147 --> 00:05:22,184 I heard it on the radio... 96 00:05:22,184 --> 00:05:24,625 -A 3? 3 out of what? -5, 5 is the worst. 97 00:05:24,626 --> 00:05:26,509 -3 Out of 3. -That's what I was thinking. 98 00:05:26,510 --> 00:05:29,110 -I was like oh my god. -Don't scare them, it's their first hurricane. 99 00:05:29,111 --> 00:05:32,749 -3 out of 5 sounds bad. -This house is super secure though. 100 00:05:32,750 --> 00:05:35,045 The shutters, I don't even know if you noticed on the way. 101 00:05:35,046 --> 00:05:38,554 You won't be able to look out any windows, we're blocked in right now. 102 00:05:38,555 --> 00:05:41,348 And what's the procedure if shit starts getting too bad? 103 00:05:41,349 --> 00:05:43,734 -We drink. -Yeah, keep drinking. 104 00:05:43,735 --> 00:05:46,487 Hide under a bed, throw the covers over. 105 00:05:46,488 --> 00:05:49,724 You’ll hear stuff crashing if it starts to get really bad. 106 00:05:49,724 --> 00:05:52,644 But it shouldn’t. At a 3… unless it gets much worse. 107 00:05:52,644 --> 00:05:53,869 But it will be fun. 108 00:05:53,869 --> 00:05:56,879 The worst thing that can happen is we have a bunch of shit on our lawn tomorrow. 109 00:05:56,879 --> 00:05:58,596 Which you guys are welcome to come and clean up. 110 00:05:58,797 --> 00:06:03,808 Thank you. We’re going to be sleeping in late, I think. 111 00:06:04,552 --> 00:06:07,550 -Yeah. Keep drinking. We’ll see. -Yeah. 112 00:06:07,551 --> 00:06:10,231 It's good though, this needs to happen. 113 00:06:10,232 --> 00:06:14,273 Mother Nature needs to push that warm air way from the equator. 114 00:06:14,273 --> 00:06:16,813 It’s like the air… (fart noise) 115 00:06:16,813 --> 00:06:18,877 Will you help me push my warm air- 116 00:06:18,877 --> 00:06:22,320 -Imagine it’s like a-- -It’s a pruning. Pruning has to happen. 117 00:06:22,320 --> 00:06:28,319 Imagine there’s, like, a negative energy that’s been building up since the last hurricane. 118 00:06:28,319 --> 00:06:30,898 And then a vacuum comes in and just sucks it out 119 00:06:30,898 --> 00:06:36,011 and like... you just feel that sense of cleanse. 120 00:06:36,243 --> 00:06:38,510 You'll feel it tomorrow, I guarantee it you guys will feel it. 121 00:06:38,511 --> 00:06:42,133 You go outside and it's really nice, but sometimes it's really good 122 00:06:42,134 --> 00:06:46,058 when bad things happen, I know that sounds whatever, but it is, it's good. You'll like it. 123 00:06:46,093 --> 00:06:51,639 Wait! Don't drink! A toast. Good, better, best. 124 00:06:51,640 --> 00:06:55,541 Never let it rest till the good get better and the better get best. 125 00:06:55,542 --> 00:06:58,170 What do you mean, what does it mean? 126 00:06:58,171 --> 00:07:00,349 You always say that toast and I still never get it. 127 00:07:00,349 --> 00:07:02,786 Alex Szarro toasted that to us at our wedding. 128 00:07:02,786 --> 00:07:04,626 I know, I still don't know what it means. 129 00:07:04,626 --> 00:07:08,039 I say that every time we… How do you? Who are you? 130 00:07:08,040 --> 00:07:11,998 -Alright. To the end of days, guys. -Cheers! Cheers. 131 00:07:12,338 --> 00:07:15,043 (The Stop Motion / What It’s Like) 132 00:07:15,078 --> 00:07:18,378 ♪ I know you want it. Oh, don’t you want it in your face 133 00:07:20,552 --> 00:07:25,019 ♪ Ah, how’s it feel? 134 00:07:29,509 --> 00:07:32,139 ♪ Oh, don’t you need it? Need it. 135 00:07:32,421 --> 00:07:36,026 ♪ Oh, don’t you want it in your face? 136 00:07:36,849 --> 00:07:41,935 ♪ Ah, how’s it feel? 137 00:07:47,183 --> 00:07:53,312 ♪ Ah, how’s it feel? 138 00:07:56,366 --> 00:08:00,539 -This is cute. -Thank you. I almost forgot it was there. 139 00:08:00,540 --> 00:08:02,860 I was like wait what? What do I have there? 140 00:08:02,861 --> 00:08:08,910 -The leaf. What kind of leaf is it? -Actually, it's not any kind of leaf. 141 00:08:08,911 --> 00:08:10,422 That doesn't make sense. 142 00:08:13,081 --> 00:08:15,253 I realized how I sounded when I said that. 143 00:08:15,254 --> 00:08:19,534 Yeah, what are you guys doing Saturday? Let's go out, let's go do it. Let's hit it up. 144 00:08:20,591 --> 00:08:21,901 Saturday, sweetie? 145 00:08:21,902 --> 00:08:25,703 -Yeah, exactly! Exactly! -Sweetie. Em. Em. Sweetie. 146 00:08:25,704 --> 00:08:27,854 -Saturday? -Saturday. Party. Wynwood. 147 00:08:27,855 --> 00:08:31,329 -Oh, yeah. Cool. Let’s do that. -Cool. 148 00:08:31,364 --> 00:08:34,124 I do want to do this, but we have plans on Saturday. 149 00:08:34,124 --> 00:08:35,321 What are you guys doing? 150 00:08:35,321 --> 00:08:38,124 Cancel them. We are your plans. What are you talking about? 151 00:08:38,124 --> 00:08:42,080 It's not plans we made, I don't know exactly where we're going. 152 00:08:42,081 --> 00:08:43,112 Who you're going with? 153 00:08:43,112 --> 00:08:46,203 Some friends who are excited that we live in town. 154 00:08:46,204 --> 00:08:50,401 All your friends are here. What are you talking about? Come on. 155 00:08:50,402 --> 00:08:54,203 We don't have a lot, but we have some friends that are going to come in. 156 00:08:54,204 --> 00:08:58,473 -Where are you guys going? -I don't know. 157 00:09:00,991 --> 00:09:02,640 Finger Cuffs. 158 00:09:03,640 --> 00:09:06,160 -Finger Cuffs. -Is that here? 159 00:09:06,160 --> 00:09:08,300 You've never heard of Finger Cuffs? 160 00:09:09,790 --> 00:09:12,440 Is that one of the new restaurants that opened? 161 00:09:13,370 --> 00:09:16,459 No, it's been around. You never heard of it? 162 00:09:16,818 --> 00:09:20,049 You’ve barely been around. What are you talking about? 163 00:09:20,084 --> 00:09:22,511 -We live here! -You're telling us what's in Miami? 164 00:09:22,512 --> 00:09:25,861 -It's like a club lounge type. -Fun. 165 00:09:25,862 --> 00:09:29,642 -Where? Is it here in Miami or... -I know the spots. 166 00:09:29,643 --> 00:09:32,942 -Or somewhere outside of Miami? -No, it's here. 167 00:09:32,943 --> 00:09:38,324 -Like dancing music or what is it? -Yeah, it's definitely dancing music. 168 00:09:38,325 --> 00:09:42,706 -It's sexy. -Sexy music? Like only sexy music? 169 00:09:42,707 --> 00:09:47,033 -Just plain sexy music? -It’s well known. It’s the swingers club. 170 00:09:48,755 --> 00:09:50,015 Oh! 171 00:09:50,561 --> 00:09:54,204 Babe, you know what swingers are. We watched that movie. 172 00:09:55,125 --> 00:09:58,009 Wait. So you guys are going to a swinger's bar? 173 00:09:58,009 --> 00:10:00,893 Yes, we are going to a swinger's club. 174 00:10:00,894 --> 00:10:03,574 Just so we're all on the same page. 175 00:10:04,831 --> 00:10:09,239 So you guys are... You guys are swingers? 176 00:10:09,877 --> 00:10:12,103 Yeah, it's not a big deal. 177 00:10:12,275 --> 00:10:16,856 -It's not a big deal. -Yeah. We can do something another night. 178 00:10:16,857 --> 00:10:20,649 -Friday we're free. -Yeah, cool! That's awesome. 179 00:10:20,650 --> 00:10:26,458 So how does this swinging club work? What do you do at a swingers club? 180 00:10:27,246 --> 00:10:29,928 Is everyone a swinger? Come on, I need more details. 181 00:10:29,929 --> 00:10:31,571 What do you think you do? Come on. 182 00:10:31,702 --> 00:10:33,710 You swing. 183 00:10:33,710 --> 00:10:36,101 What do you mean you swing? What does that mean? How? 184 00:10:36,549 --> 00:10:39,658 -With other people? -What are you applying? Come on. 185 00:10:39,659 --> 00:10:40,576 Maybe. Yeah. 186 00:10:40,577 --> 00:10:44,105 It's really less exciting than he's making it sound. 187 00:10:44,105 --> 00:10:47,236 No, no. This really sounds super exciting. 188 00:10:47,237 --> 00:10:50,659 What happens? What do you do? Do you know the people that are there? 189 00:10:50,660 --> 00:10:54,386 Is it like a community thing? Like do you need a membership? 190 00:10:54,387 --> 00:10:59,089 -Please give me more details. -I mean you hook up with other people. 191 00:10:59,090 --> 00:11:01,038 -You swing. -What? 192 00:11:01,039 --> 00:11:04,630 -Are you guys serious? -Friday is good though. 193 00:11:04,631 --> 00:11:07,701 -Did you know this? -No. Yes, but no. 194 00:11:07,702 --> 00:11:11,391 -I don't know any details. -There's nothing wrong. 195 00:11:11,392 --> 00:11:14,669 -I know.. -I'm just curious. 196 00:11:14,670 --> 00:11:17,263 He mentioned it. I mean... yeah. 197 00:11:17,264 --> 00:11:21,310 -So you mentioned it already? -Briefly. Kind of touched on it. 198 00:11:21,311 --> 00:11:28,051 Like not even details. Nothing like... I know nothing. 199 00:11:28,052 --> 00:11:33,053 -Well normally, we're pretty quiet about it. -I kind of forgot about it. 200 00:11:33,054 --> 00:11:36,558 No big deal. So Friday's good. We'll take Friday. 201 00:11:36,558 --> 00:11:38,909 Friday is great. 202 00:11:39,365 --> 00:11:42,532 -Friday. -Cool. 203 00:11:42,533 --> 00:11:43,367 Friday. 204 00:11:43,827 --> 00:11:47,036 (The Stop Motion / VJ’s Got A Message) 205 00:11:58,049 --> 00:12:04,570 ♪ Help out. The sheep in the pasture. The pasture is all up in flames. 206 00:12:05,005 --> 00:12:11,312 ♪ There’s hell to pay with credit cards and phone calls aggravate. 207 00:12:11,612 --> 00:12:18,218 ♪ Touch me. The feelings your hands bring is so deep it touches my soul. 208 00:12:18,619 --> 00:12:25,139 ♪ And we know that touching leads to kissing leads to sex. 209 00:12:25,719 --> 00:12:32,139 ♪ I’m losing my sleep at night over your hands. 210 00:12:32,139 --> 00:12:34,215 ♪ There’s nothing in my head. 211 00:12:35,285 --> 00:12:42,351 ♪ I think you understand right now. I’ve got a message from my world. 212 00:12:45,753 --> 00:12:49,037 ♪ There’s nothing in my head. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. 213 00:12:49,422 --> 00:12:55,692 ♪ I think you understand right now. I’ve got a message from my world. 214 00:13:05,932 --> 00:13:09,429 Hey, what are you doing here? 215 00:13:09,430 --> 00:13:12,659 Let's go to bed. Let's get them settled in. 216 00:13:12,660 --> 00:13:16,349 Come on! Come on, baby. 217 00:13:22,999 --> 00:13:26,688 We were friends for a long time, for a few years I guess. 218 00:13:27,096 --> 00:13:29,836 And we would go out all the time together as a group. 219 00:13:29,837 --> 00:13:34,192 and you know, we'd get drunk and crash at each other's places and whatever. 220 00:13:34,193 --> 00:13:39,877 Not intentionally but usually it ends up that way, like I'm not gonna make it home. 221 00:13:40,643 --> 00:13:42,514 I'm gonna make it to your bed. 222 00:13:42,515 --> 00:13:47,869 He's super snuggles anyway. So yes, it's nice. Friendly snuggles. 223 00:13:47,869 --> 00:13:49,323 Friends that snuggle. 224 00:13:49,358 --> 00:13:53,539 -You were just snuggling, that's it? -You know, some people talk in their sleep. 225 00:13:53,540 --> 00:14:00,298 Some people are sleep walkers. Sleep-make-out-er. This one. 226 00:14:00,299 --> 00:14:05,173 It was like a fun night and everything, it was great, I'm sleeping and all of a sudden 227 00:14:05,174 --> 00:14:10,075 I wake up and this girl is on top of me, with her tongue halfway down my throat. 228 00:14:10,076 --> 00:14:16,184 -You make me sound a little rapey. -It was rapey. 229 00:14:16,185 --> 00:14:22,270 -You see, this is his guy porno brain version. -There's more to the story, I take it. 230 00:14:22,271 --> 00:14:27,039 This is the end of the story, this is not how it started. 231 00:14:27,040 --> 00:14:28,178 So how does it start? 232 00:14:28,179 --> 00:14:30,901 -So the real version of what happened. -Yeah, tell the real version. 233 00:14:30,902 --> 00:14:36,043 We're sleep spooning as you do when you're friends and you snuggle in sleep or whatever, 234 00:14:36,044 --> 00:14:41,164 and I was a little spoon and I woke up in the middle 235 00:14:41,164 --> 00:14:44,884 of the night and something's poking me in the back 236 00:14:44,885 --> 00:14:47,224 and the hands up on my fronts. 237 00:14:47,225 --> 00:14:50,444 So I woke up like oh this is happening. Whatever. 238 00:14:50,445 --> 00:14:53,425 So I get on top of him and start making out with him 239 00:14:53,425 --> 00:14:56,405 because he's gotten to second base with my body. 240 00:14:56,406 --> 00:15:00,143 -So I was like... -While you were asleep. 241 00:15:00,144 --> 00:15:04,416 He might not be a midnight make-out-er, but he's a midnight molester over here. 242 00:15:04,417 --> 00:15:06,867 -Midnight molester? -And he still does it to this day. 243 00:15:06,868 --> 00:15:09,176 I woke up and found out that parts of my clothing 244 00:15:09,176 --> 00:15:11,304 have disappeared over the course of the night 245 00:15:11,304 --> 00:15:15,747 and they're like in the corner of the room. How did my underpants end up over there? 246 00:15:15,748 --> 00:15:19,128 I don't know, I've woken up to him going down on me and I'm like what? 247 00:15:19,128 --> 00:15:21,259 -That's a pleasant surprise to wake up to. -Oh no it was great. 248 00:15:21,260 --> 00:15:27,237 It's fine, I don't mind it, but we both have sleep issues. This one starts it though. 249 00:15:27,237 --> 00:15:29,768 I'm just the one that wakes up and is like cool with it. 250 00:15:30,169 --> 00:15:31,340 Can you blame me? 251 00:15:31,341 --> 00:15:33,560 How soon after that did you guys start the swinging? 252 00:15:33,561 --> 00:15:37,570 And was it like something that you guys decided to do together or... 253 00:15:37,571 --> 00:15:42,701 This we do agree on. I was the one who prompted that. 254 00:15:42,702 --> 00:15:45,829 -Believe it or not, it was all her. -Yes, it was. It's true. 255 00:15:45,830 --> 00:15:49,296 When we started dating, I was already doing it for a while. 256 00:15:49,385 --> 00:15:52,003 It started after I ended this long term relationship 257 00:15:52,003 --> 00:15:54,330 and I was seeing somebody who was into it 258 00:15:54,331 --> 00:15:56,432 and he was like hey, we should try this. 259 00:15:56,433 --> 00:15:59,742 And I liked it so we stopped seeing each other shortly after that, 260 00:15:59,742 --> 00:16:03,192 but I've been doing it for a while when we started seeing each other. 261 00:16:03,192 --> 00:16:06,363 So it was something like "hey, join the party or not". 262 00:16:06,364 --> 00:16:08,172 And you just were ready to go?. 263 00:16:08,172 --> 00:16:12,539 Yeah. And it was new to me and exciting and I thought I was into her, 264 00:16:12,539 --> 00:16:15,222 so I thought what the hell? Give it the old college... 265 00:16:16,276 --> 00:16:18,444 -The old college... -Give it the old college try. 266 00:16:18,445 --> 00:16:22,693 Did you like it from the get go or was it like yes, this is totally keep doing it... 267 00:16:22,694 --> 00:16:27,743 Yeah, it's not that big of a deal, it's weird talking about it like it's some freaky... 268 00:16:27,744 --> 00:16:29,659 But that's what you guys do. 269 00:16:29,659 --> 00:16:31,674 Do you guys like having anal sex? 270 00:16:31,674 --> 00:16:36,106 Does he put it in the butt all the time? What is it like the first time... 271 00:16:36,107 --> 00:16:39,056 I don't want into your house and tell you that you're anal fuckers. 272 00:16:39,057 --> 00:16:43,776 -So that's a whole different... -It's still a good question. I think you should... 273 00:16:43,777 --> 00:16:48,118 -It's just a private thing we do. -It doesn't define us. 274 00:16:48,119 --> 00:16:53,740 -Yeah, are you defined by your anal sex? -I’ll keep you posted, if and when. 275 00:16:53,741 --> 00:16:57,526 No, but you guys, that's what you do. It's your lifestyle. So... 276 00:16:57,527 --> 00:16:59,853 Well I'm used to having my cake and eating it too, so... 277 00:16:59,854 --> 00:17:04,895 -It kind of works out for me. -That's true. 278 00:17:04,896 --> 00:17:09,867 Is this you guys plan on doing forever or how do you even transition out of it? 279 00:17:09,868 --> 00:17:12,205 How does that play out? 280 00:17:12,206 --> 00:17:15,130 We don't really talk about that or think about it. We just sort of... 281 00:17:15,850 --> 00:17:17,954 we take it one day at a time I suppose. 282 00:17:17,955 --> 00:17:19,335 Yeah. 283 00:17:19,716 --> 00:17:21,106 I'm gonna grab me another drink. 284 00:17:21,106 --> 00:17:22,956 I'm gonna grab you that book that I was talking about earlier. 285 00:17:22,957 --> 00:17:26,341 -What book? -War of art. I was telling her about it. 286 00:17:26,376 --> 00:17:28,197 -I'll get it, it's fine. -You sure? The War of Art. 287 00:17:28,232 --> 00:17:31,508 Okay, I got it. You guys set up the Domino table. 288 00:17:31,509 --> 00:17:32,572 Sure. 289 00:17:33,337 --> 00:17:35,766 -You wanna help me out? -Yeah. 290 00:17:35,767 --> 00:17:37,737 -We can set this table up. -Sure. 291 00:17:37,738 --> 00:17:41,596 -Are these all your books? -Some are mine, some are John's. 292 00:17:42,516 --> 00:17:45,325 So I'm guessing these philosophy books are Johnnie's? 293 00:17:45,325 --> 00:17:46,235 Correct. 294 00:17:46,706 --> 00:17:50,350 -Sweet table, bro. -It is a sweet table. Yeah. 295 00:17:50,933 --> 00:17:52,131 Where did you get it? 296 00:17:52,131 --> 00:17:56,919 We found this at the Swap Shop. It’s a flea market not too far from here. 297 00:17:56,954 --> 00:17:57,804 We could take you guys there. 298 00:17:57,805 --> 00:18:00,404 That would be great, we have so much space to fill at our place still. 299 00:18:00,405 --> 00:18:02,104 So what do you do? John never told me. 300 00:18:02,105 --> 00:18:03,272 -What do you do? -Really? 301 00:18:03,273 --> 00:18:06,813 -Yeah. -I'm a kids salsa dance instructor. 302 00:18:07,356 --> 00:18:12,596 Salsa for kids? The seductive sexy art of Salsa dancing for children? 303 00:18:12,596 --> 00:18:15,404 I mean, I don’t go into it saying we’re going to be seductive... 304 00:18:15,404 --> 00:18:18,613 and sendual with six year olds, but you'd be surprised Latin parents... 305 00:18:18,613 --> 00:18:21,588 are super serious about their kids knowing how to dance Salsa. 306 00:18:21,846 --> 00:18:24,588 Him I can understand. Like my boy's a little... you know? 307 00:18:24,769 --> 00:18:28,645 -I know exactly what you mean. -Yeah. 308 00:18:28,646 --> 00:18:33,906 I just didn't see you being the one wanting to be a swinger. 309 00:18:33,907 --> 00:18:37,944 Like swapping and doing that whole thing, and let alone getting him into it. 310 00:18:37,945 --> 00:18:41,567 I thought it was all him. That would be my guess. 311 00:18:41,568 --> 00:18:47,577 I see why that would be the assumption, but no, I definitely was the instigator in that. 312 00:18:47,578 --> 00:18:51,115 -So there's that. -You don't look like a swinger at all. 313 00:18:51,116 --> 00:18:52,987 I don't look like Will Ferrell in a hot tub? 314 00:18:52,987 --> 00:18:55,239 Is that what you expect a swinger to look like? 315 00:18:55,240 --> 00:18:58,039 -Touche. Touche. -I get it all the time, it's fine. 316 00:18:58,040 --> 00:19:01,657 And yes, he definitely enjoys having his cake and eating it too. 317 00:19:01,658 --> 00:19:03,679 -You're obviously Latin, right? -Clearly. 318 00:19:03,680 --> 00:19:05,696 So where does Harper come from? That is not a Latin name. 319 00:19:05,697 --> 00:19:09,970 John actually gave me that nickname. We met on campus and... 320 00:19:09,971 --> 00:19:12,356 when he first saw me I was reading 'To Kill A Mockingbird'. 321 00:19:12,356 --> 00:19:14,741 He thought it was really adorable that I was reading a fifth graders book. 322 00:19:14,742 --> 00:19:17,645 So we exchanged numbers and when he called me again... 323 00:19:17,645 --> 00:19:22,110 he realized he never actually got my name so he started calling me "Harper". 324 00:19:22,464 --> 00:19:25,633 Very cute. So what is your real name? 325 00:19:26,193 --> 00:19:28,193 -Lena. -Lena. 326 00:19:28,194 --> 00:19:31,823 What about you? You think you could ever swing? 327 00:19:34,007 --> 00:19:35,621 It's a good question. 328 00:19:36,601 --> 00:19:40,376 I honestly never gave it that much thought cause it's not really in my world. 329 00:19:40,377 --> 00:19:45,437 I mean, I imagine it's every guy's fantasy. 330 00:19:45,438 --> 00:19:53,975 You know, to be able to mix it up like that. Yeah. I don’t know. I guess. I’m married… 331 00:19:53,976 --> 00:19:59,698 So it's different, it's not really how I was raised. It's just foreign to me. 332 00:19:59,848 --> 00:20:01,590 Married people swing too. 333 00:20:01,820 --> 00:20:04,512 I think it's more technically swinging when you are married. 334 00:20:04,512 --> 00:20:06,646 -Is it? -Swapping, swinging, you know. 335 00:20:06,647 --> 00:20:09,014 -Okay. -Semantics. 336 00:20:10,555 --> 00:20:13,916 -Whoa, that's pretty good for a girl. -You're just mocking me. 337 00:20:13,917 --> 00:20:16,597 -No, that's impressive. -Do you work out? 338 00:20:16,598 --> 00:20:18,888 -Yeah, obviously. -Doesn't look like it. 339 00:20:20,467 --> 00:20:22,417 -I could bench your ass. -Oh, you can? 340 00:20:22,418 --> 00:20:24,009 -Hell yeah! -That's confident. 341 00:20:24,958 --> 00:20:28,780 It just goes to show I'm never gonna understand women. I never will. 342 00:20:28,781 --> 00:20:31,988 That's okay though because women are meant to be loved, not understood. 343 00:20:33,633 --> 00:20:35,532 Did you drop some Oscar Wilde on me? 344 00:20:35,532 --> 00:20:38,531 Did you just catch me dropping some Oscar Wilde on you? 345 00:20:38,532 --> 00:20:40,932 -I can see what you're putting down, yeah. -Really? 346 00:20:40,933 --> 00:20:45,482 -What do you know about Oscar Wilde? -I know I love quoting mysoginists. 347 00:20:45,483 --> 00:20:47,972 Yeah, that he was. 348 00:20:47,973 --> 00:20:49,978 But one of my favorite quotes ever: 349 00:20:49,978 --> 00:20:52,244 "The work is the refuge of those with nothing better to do." 350 00:20:52,245 --> 00:20:58,312 This is like a whole different game here. This is different. This is different. 351 00:20:58,313 --> 00:21:01,755 No cheating. Although...nevermind. 352 00:21:01,844 --> 00:21:03,220 Right. Aye. Zip it. 353 00:21:07,226 --> 00:21:10,412 I don't know if it's very fair actually for you two to be on the same team. 354 00:21:10,413 --> 00:21:12,446 -Cause they don't know... -That's true. 355 00:21:12,447 --> 00:21:15,587 You're right. Yeah, switching it up. 356 00:21:15,588 --> 00:21:19,561 -Why don't you guys... -Team awesome over here! 357 00:21:19,562 --> 00:21:22,320 I'm taking my dominos with me, you can't take this shit. 358 00:21:22,321 --> 00:21:23,678 Hold on, hold on. 359 00:21:24,338 --> 00:21:29,541 Hey, you and I a re on the same team, so that means... paying attention. 360 00:21:30,131 --> 00:21:32,205 if I don't play something, you don't play... 361 00:21:33,297 --> 00:21:34,297 It's cute, though... 362 00:21:34,310 --> 00:21:36,575 I have a feeling I will understand perfectly. 363 00:21:36,576 --> 00:21:40,407 I think you will be pleasantly surprised by how good I am. 364 00:21:40,408 --> 00:21:43,447 -I bet he would be surprised. -So would I. 365 00:21:43,448 --> 00:21:47,506 So whoever has the big 9, IE me this time, that goes first. 366 00:21:47,507 --> 00:21:51,959 -Baby, you got that big nine. Psh... -Shit. 367 00:21:51,960 --> 00:21:54,107 Can it be just one 9 or does it have to be double? 368 00:21:54,108 --> 00:21:59,498 If none of us had the big 9, then we would go to the big 8, big 7s... 369 00:21:59,499 --> 00:22:03,089 When do we stop calling them bigs though and start calling them averages? 370 00:22:03,090 --> 00:22:05,740 -Probably 5. -When they start to become average. 371 00:22:05,741 --> 00:22:10,992 -Exactly, so now you play an 8 off of that. -Okay. 372 00:22:10,993 --> 00:22:12,722 -Partner, partner. -Sending it to you. 373 00:22:12,723 --> 00:22:15,114 4 or an 8? You got it. I'm with you. 374 00:22:15,114 --> 00:22:18,353 I'm gonna send this your way and you're gonna pick it up. 375 00:22:18,854 --> 00:22:22,949 Yeah, I see what you did there, I’m sipping what you’re pouring, girl. 376 00:22:22,950 --> 00:22:25,422 -Yeah. -All right, all right. 377 00:22:25,423 --> 00:22:29,273 -We're busy trying to be big winners. -These guys are playing... 378 00:22:29,274 --> 00:22:32,399 We can keep quiet, just do our thing. 379 00:22:33,890 --> 00:22:33,995 All right. 380 00:22:33,995 --> 00:22:37,864 -There we go, we got a 4 and a 2. -Let me get that going. 381 00:22:37,865 --> 00:22:40,615 -Let me see what that looks like. -Can I go that way? 382 00:22:40,616 --> 00:22:46,205 No. So there's no spinners. That's some west coast gangster shit. 383 00:22:46,205 --> 00:22:48,195 I can teach you all about it, but you wouldn't know. 384 00:22:48,196 --> 00:22:51,026 We can go there if you want. I’ll break this table like Bruce Lee. WAH! 385 00:22:51,027 --> 00:22:56,295 -Babe. -Aye. My roots are my roots. 386 00:22:56,296 --> 00:22:58,066 -You're from the Bay Area too? -I'm from the Bay Area. 387 00:22:58,067 --> 00:23:02,548 -Shut up! That's why we're team mates. -We'll call us Team Dynasty. Right? 388 00:23:02,549 --> 00:23:05,460 -Team Dynasty, she knows what that means. -Team Dynasty. It's no big deal. 389 00:23:05,461 --> 00:23:09,646 -Guys, we're playing. -I think I got the right partner. 390 00:23:10,597 --> 00:23:12,692 -Yeah? -Yeah. 391 00:23:12,693 --> 00:23:15,728 -If you say so. -No. 392 00:23:16,655 --> 00:23:20,695 -I know how your brain works. -No one knows how my brain works. 393 00:23:20,696 --> 00:23:21,910 Put the lid back on it. 394 00:23:21,911 --> 00:23:23,970 Wait. Am I going to have to pass? I can't play anything. 395 00:23:23,971 --> 00:23:26,561 -Do I have to pass? -Okay, you heard that, right? 396 00:23:26,562 --> 00:23:29,943 That means he doesn't have 8's cause what's out there? 8's. 397 00:23:29,944 --> 00:23:31,472 -That's all that's out there so... -You did that. 398 00:23:32,123 --> 00:23:36,082 -Well she kind of did it too. -She just screwed you. 399 00:23:36,743 --> 00:23:38,650 -How does that feel? -I kind of liked it. 400 00:23:38,651 --> 00:23:40,889 Your partner's fucked you. 401 00:23:40,889 --> 00:23:44,079 Well, that's all right. I like to get fucked, sweetie. 402 00:23:44,536 --> 00:23:46,018 Whoa. 403 00:23:46,306 --> 00:23:50,063 -So now, keep that in mind. Remember 8. -Wait, did you just pass for realz? 404 00:23:50,064 --> 00:23:53,537 It depends. Seriously. Remember that I have to pass too. 405 00:23:53,538 --> 00:23:57,687 -And the kitties, are those your kitties? -Well they were. 406 00:23:57,688 --> 00:24:01,107 -They're in that box now. -Oh God. 407 00:24:01,108 --> 00:24:07,219 I mean I loved them, that's Tango and Cash. So Tango was my little girl. 408 00:24:07,220 --> 00:24:10,181 And she did this little dance, she was cute. 409 00:24:10,181 --> 00:24:13,762 And Cash named after the Moneyshot. 410 00:24:13,863 --> 00:24:17,464 Because he was a masturbating cat. Like dead serious. 411 00:24:17,465 --> 00:24:19,669 -What? -Cash, the masturbating cat. 412 00:24:19,670 --> 00:24:21,440 Wait, what? 413 00:24:21,441 --> 00:24:24,136 -Every night. Every night- -Every night. 414 00:24:24,137 --> 00:24:26,029 as soon as we go to bed. Well, they do it differently, 415 00:24:26,029 --> 00:24:30,215 like they don't have hands like per se... 416 00:24:30,215 --> 00:24:34,402 but he would grab... he had his favorite blanket 417 00:24:34,403 --> 00:24:37,342 and he would grab the blanket in his mouth 418 00:24:37,342 --> 00:24:41,487 and knead the rest of the blanket into a ball of fuck... 419 00:24:41,487 --> 00:24:45,455 and then he would just get up on it and you would start hearing... 420 00:24:45,540 --> 00:24:46,850 Cat moans 421 00:24:47,066 --> 00:24:53,222 The first few times were really weird for me, but then I realized what he was doing. 422 00:24:53,223 --> 00:24:54,213 He was like... 423 00:24:54,213 --> 00:24:55,753 cat moan 424 00:24:55,753 --> 00:24:57,863 That cat got more action than any of us. 425 00:24:57,864 --> 00:25:01,073 -Every night, like clockwork. -Every night. 426 00:25:01,074 --> 00:25:05,391 If you dim the lights to watch a movie and go get a snack and it takes more than 3 minutes, 427 00:25:05,392 --> 00:25:08,212 you might come back to a cat fucking a blanket. 428 00:25:08,213 --> 00:25:11,374 -He just knows that it's night time. -Yeah. 429 00:25:11,375 --> 00:25:14,969 People are settling down. I'm gonna do this. 430 00:25:14,969 --> 00:25:19,093 Right. And he was neutered. Spayed. Whatever. Whatever you do. 431 00:25:19,093 --> 00:25:24,617 So he was like shooting dust. There's nothing coming out. 432 00:25:25,912 --> 00:25:28,867 Nature has a way. Nature will find a way. 433 00:25:28,868 --> 00:25:33,210 -Nature will find its way all over our blankets. -I wouldn't worry about you if you were fixed. 434 00:25:33,211 --> 00:25:35,910 -You would do just fine without... -Oh yeah. 435 00:25:35,911 --> 00:25:39,378 Balls or no balls, I'm still humping everything that moves. 436 00:25:40,651 --> 00:25:44,448 -I have needs. -Hey, man. I'm not knocking you. 437 00:25:44,449 --> 00:25:50,920 -But do you have any 3s? -Yeah. Sorry. 438 00:25:53,023 --> 00:25:56,751 How is this Cuban Dominos? Are you Cuban? 439 00:25:57,942 --> 00:26:03,133 No, I'm not, and I'm gonna give you a little lesson now that you live here. 440 00:26:03,134 --> 00:26:12,135 One, don’t call everyone that looks like me, or Latin, Cuban. 441 00:26:12,286 --> 00:26:14,473 -I was just implying... -No, it's a common thing. 442 00:26:14,474 --> 00:26:19,443 -Everyone always assumes... -It had nothing to do with... 443 00:26:19,444 --> 00:26:21,438 -You did the same thing actually. -I did the same thing. 444 00:26:21,473 --> 00:26:22,594 No, it's a valid question. 445 00:26:22,595 --> 00:26:25,743 If it was Japanese Dominos, I'd be like are you Japanese? 446 00:26:25,744 --> 00:26:27,824 No. I wouldn't probably ask you that though honestly. 447 00:26:27,825 --> 00:26:32,647 Same thing, but no. I'm Columbian and Dominican, I am not Cuban. I am Columbian. 448 00:26:32,648 --> 00:26:34,833 Columbian? So you can get us coke? 449 00:26:38,753 --> 00:26:40,778 Actually, I can't, but my relatives can. 450 00:26:40,779 --> 00:26:43,075 Yes they can. 451 00:26:43,076 --> 00:26:45,617 I'm gonna go change into a bourbon free shirt. 452 00:26:46,257 --> 00:26:47,718 Be careful in there. 453 00:26:47,919 --> 00:26:49,343 How is that okay? 454 00:26:49,343 --> 00:26:52,889 You get to ask if she's Columbian and if she can get coke, but I can't even ask if I- 455 00:26:52,889 --> 00:26:56,487 It’s like asking a Swede for furniture. It’s not racist. 456 00:26:56,487 --> 00:26:57,926 It's not at all, it's true. 457 00:26:57,927 --> 00:27:01,108 She's actually allergic to cocaine, if you can believe that. 458 00:27:04,326 --> 00:27:06,515 Real cute, Lena. 459 00:27:09,817 --> 00:27:13,142 -Have to pass. -She's got a 1. 460 00:27:13,143 --> 00:27:15,622 It's showing, let's just play it. It's fair, right? 461 00:27:15,623 --> 00:27:17,405 It knocked over, it's her fault. 462 00:27:17,406 --> 00:27:19,847 So I was checking your little mini library, you got some good stuff there. 463 00:27:19,848 --> 00:27:23,539 -What’s up with all those director books? -It's what I went to school for. 464 00:27:23,540 --> 00:27:25,709 -Yeah? -That's kind of my passion. 465 00:27:25,710 --> 00:27:29,938 That's kind of what I feel like I want to do with my life. 466 00:27:29,939 --> 00:27:32,284 So you're not telling stories anymore? 467 00:27:33,114 --> 00:27:34,731 I'm telling you this one. 468 00:27:35,201 --> 00:27:37,732 It's a doozey, let me tell you that much. Fuck me. 469 00:27:49,633 --> 00:27:52,946 -That’s not how you play. -I know it’s not how you play. 470 00:27:52,947 --> 00:27:55,018 It's stupid. 471 00:27:55,019 --> 00:28:00,425 Speaking of which, were you gonna tell me that you tell our friends about what we do? 472 00:28:01,172 --> 00:28:05,052 I mean, I just mentioned it in passing kind of like at work or whatever, but... 473 00:28:05,052 --> 00:28:07,461 John’s cool. He doesn't care. 474 00:28:07,461 --> 00:28:10,511 That's fine. He's cool, but you know you're supposed to tell me about these things 475 00:28:10,511 --> 00:28:13,056 if you're gonna tell other people about what you're doing... 476 00:28:13,056 --> 00:28:15,836 At least give me a hands up so I don't feel like I'm being thrown under a bus. 477 00:28:15,836 --> 00:28:17,732 No, it's cool. I got you. 478 00:28:17,733 --> 00:28:19,183 -Okay. -Sorry, sweetie. 479 00:28:19,183 --> 00:28:21,453 That thunder scared the shit out of me. Did you guys hear that? 480 00:28:21,454 --> 00:28:24,553 -Hey, come on! Let's finish the game. -Nice bra. 481 00:28:31,555 --> 00:28:34,913 Is it my turn? Oh, shit. Domino, motherfucker! 482 00:28:39,384 --> 00:28:41,632 Was it not my turn? 483 00:28:41,633 --> 00:28:42,988 (The Stop Motion / Boo Kitty) 484 00:28:42,989 --> 00:28:45,330 ♪ Save me from myself… 485 00:28:45,934 --> 00:28:48,386 I see what you did there. Sneaky- 486 00:28:48,386 --> 00:28:52,238 She’s trying to block out my 6's, but that’s not going to happen. 487 00:28:54,742 --> 00:28:58,584 Your turn, buddy. What are you playing scrabble over there? 488 00:29:03,592 --> 00:29:06,364 I feel ya. I'm feeling ya. 489 00:29:08,314 --> 00:29:10,355 - This isn't what I was doing. -Yeah. That. Exactly. 490 00:29:15,005 --> 00:29:17,914 Just tell me what to play. Shhh... 491 00:29:20,166 --> 00:29:22,879 My Dominos are in love. 492 00:29:23,650 --> 00:29:26,542 So are you guys gonna follow suit like everyone else in Miami 493 00:29:26,542 --> 00:29:29,181 and start pumping out babies? Is it in the works? 494 00:29:29,981 --> 00:29:32,161 Wow, look at you asking the questions. 495 00:29:32,162 --> 00:29:36,296 Naw. It's a reasonable question. We're married. Makes sense. 496 00:29:36,706 --> 00:29:42,220 We uh... we're not preventing. We're prepared now, you know? 497 00:29:42,220 --> 00:29:44,899 We're not not trying. 498 00:29:45,400 --> 00:29:46,754 So... 499 00:29:47,484 --> 00:29:50,061 We kind of wanted to wait, I guess until we uh... 500 00:29:50,491 --> 00:29:53,068 till somebody was making enough money to kind of lock it down 501 00:29:53,069 --> 00:29:57,257 and have the things you need to have and be responsible, I guess. 502 00:29:57,258 --> 00:30:00,849 So yeah, we're trying-ish. 503 00:30:02,069 --> 00:30:03,220 Yeah. 504 00:30:04,638 --> 00:30:08,237 -But yeah, it'll happen when it's supposed to. -Soon enough. 505 00:30:08,238 --> 00:30:09,405 We try every once in a while. 506 00:30:09,405 --> 00:30:12,571 What about you guys? Thinking about kids? Soon? 507 00:30:12,571 --> 00:30:13,578 Touche. 508 00:30:13,579 --> 00:30:16,188 I don't know how that would work into the uh.. 509 00:30:16,188 --> 00:30:18,797 But maybe there's a kid swapping thing that happens. 510 00:30:18,798 --> 00:30:23,281 -Is that a foul ball? -I plan on having a food baby soon. 511 00:30:23,282 --> 00:30:25,627 -If that's what anybody cares about. -Yes. 512 00:30:25,628 --> 00:30:29,385 -But I need to eat something first. -Yes. Let's have a food baby first. 513 00:30:29,386 --> 00:30:35,297 Yeah, seriously this, I can't have it anymore. Will you fill me full of food babies? 514 00:30:35,298 --> 00:30:38,877 Should we eat? Everybody or just you-terus? 515 00:30:40,567 --> 00:30:42,456 I mean, everybody hungry? 516 00:30:42,457 --> 00:30:45,558 It's kind of my department. I pretty much do all the cooking around here so its like- 517 00:30:45,558 --> 00:30:47,728 -Oh? -Most of it. Not all of it. 518 00:30:47,729 --> 00:30:51,600 No. It’s fine. You can do all of it tonight. You can do all of the cooking. 519 00:30:51,601 --> 00:30:53,986 I'm not talking about a mac and cheese, I wanna make them something. 520 00:30:53,987 --> 00:30:56,359 -Like I'm gonna make them something big. -No problem. 521 00:30:56,360 --> 00:30:59,110 -I'll remember that next time you want mac and cheese. -I love you, I love you. 522 00:30:59,111 --> 00:31:03,791 She's great. She opens a mean kind of chilli. 523 00:31:05,849 --> 00:31:09,118 But I'm gonna make her favorite. She knows what I'm talking about. 524 00:31:10,269 --> 00:31:13,113 Oh he's got something special. 525 00:31:13,114 --> 00:31:14,017 (The Stop Motion / Boo Kitty) 526 00:31:14,018 --> 00:31:19,986 ♪ I’ve been watching you all my life since I was only 18 years old. 527 00:31:19,987 --> 00:31:24,528 ♪ I’ve been keeping you far away since I grew up... 528 00:31:24,528 --> 00:31:26,420 -Do you like your yolks runny? -Sure. 529 00:31:26,421 --> 00:31:28,292 If that's how I should eat the sandwich, 530 00:31:28,292 --> 00:31:31,964 you make it however is the optimal eating experience 531 00:31:31,965 --> 00:31:34,953 so I can fairly judge how good you are at this. 532 00:31:34,954 --> 00:31:37,497 How did you learn how to do all this? 533 00:31:37,497 --> 00:31:42,123 From grandma who taught it to dad who taught it to me. 534 00:31:42,124 --> 00:31:47,283 I mean I've been watching my grandma and my dad make these since I was this tall. 535 00:31:47,284 --> 00:31:50,415 What's your favorite thing to cook in the kitchen? 536 00:31:50,416 --> 00:31:54,135 -Man, anything with eggs. -Yeah? 537 00:31:54,136 --> 00:31:59,747 I'm gonna remember. These are... 538 00:31:59,748 --> 00:32:01,745 That one? I'll do that one first. 539 00:32:01,746 --> 00:32:05,055 -That is a chicken croquetta. -Okay. 540 00:32:05,056 --> 00:32:09,268 -And that one? -This is a papa rellena. 541 00:32:10,207 --> 00:32:13,815 -And these are ham. -These mozarella looking ones? 542 00:32:14,016 --> 00:32:15,935 Yeah, that's exactly it. 543 00:32:15,936 --> 00:32:19,732 -Like that? -Yeah. Just like that. 544 00:32:20,273 --> 00:32:26,870 Actually, it's more like that, to be honest. And this one on top of that one a little bit. 545 00:32:27,071 --> 00:32:30,954 -It's a little weird situation. -Try it. Yeah. 546 00:32:34,014 --> 00:32:35,685 -Good, right? -Yeah. 547 00:32:35,686 --> 00:32:38,364 Yeah. 548 00:32:41,173 --> 00:32:44,624 Yeah. Now do them all at once. The flavors mix well. 549 00:32:46,970 --> 00:32:49,635 -It’s so meaty. -I know. 550 00:32:49,636 --> 00:32:52,548 -I don't know if I can do it. -You got it. 551 00:32:55,110 --> 00:32:57,350 I might be done with it. I think I’m done with it. 552 00:32:57,811 --> 00:33:02,081 -That's good, I never had any complaints. -Well, I have good news for you. 553 00:33:02,282 --> 00:33:06,249 -I love to eat eggs, especially in the morning. -Okay. 554 00:33:06,250 --> 00:33:12,070 So I think tomorrow you will be the big winner as will l 555 00:33:12,321 --> 00:33:16,021 and I'm just saying, if you should feel like cooking more eggs tomorrow... 556 00:33:16,251 --> 00:33:19,562 Yeah, I got it. We're stocked up. 557 00:33:19,563 --> 00:33:22,389 -Where do you go to the beach? -South Beach. 558 00:33:22,390 --> 00:33:26,171 -No, no, no. You don't go to South Beach. -But that's the big one. 559 00:33:26,172 --> 00:33:28,402 Yeah, that's the problem. You wanna go to North Beach. 560 00:33:28,403 --> 00:33:30,652 North Beach also has- 561 00:33:31,032 --> 00:33:33,861 I mean you can be topless anywhere. Well, it doesn't matter to you, matters to me. 562 00:33:33,862 --> 00:33:39,834 If you go to 85th street, the beaches there are amazing. 563 00:33:39,869 --> 00:33:41,584 -So you go topless over there? -Yeah. 564 00:33:41,585 --> 00:33:43,594 Absolutely! Who wants tan lines? They're tacky as hell. 565 00:33:43,594 --> 00:33:44,564 Smart. 566 00:33:44,564 --> 00:33:47,437 -I don’t believe in tan lines. -All right, I'll go with you next time. 567 00:33:47,438 --> 00:33:50,646 -I'll go topless too. -You keep going, there's a nudist beach too. 568 00:33:51,936 --> 00:33:55,745 -You guys have that? -Completely nude? Very European. 569 00:33:55,746 --> 00:34:00,083 -Everyone's just chilling, naked. It's cool. -I'd be down for that. 570 00:34:00,084 --> 00:34:03,801 Well, maybe we should all do that. I'd do that, you know... 571 00:34:03,802 --> 00:34:08,101 -John's not really into it. He hates it. -That strikes me as true. 572 00:34:10,792 --> 00:34:12,699 -Yeah. -Is he a big prude? 573 00:34:12,700 --> 00:34:16,505 Well, I wouldn't say prude, but... 574 00:34:17,335 --> 00:34:22,970 -Maybe just not as open, outgoing. -Outgoing 575 00:34:22,971 --> 00:34:26,410 -All of this. -Just give him a push in the right direction. 576 00:34:27,325 --> 00:34:31,004 Yeah, I've tried that. I don't know. 577 00:34:31,039 --> 00:34:33,665 Take him to the topless beach first, have him warm up to it, 578 00:34:33,666 --> 00:34:36,827 and then move down to the crotchless beach. 579 00:34:36,827 --> 00:34:39,006 No. Then he'll fall in love with every gorgeous girl running around topless? 580 00:34:39,006 --> 00:34:41,265 Oh please. He's got you. 581 00:34:41,266 --> 00:34:44,736 You should see the girls on the beach. I go like whoa, jeez! 582 00:34:44,737 --> 00:34:47,926 -Really good looking. -We're definitely going. 583 00:34:47,927 --> 00:34:49,710 -I'm telling you, we should go. -For sure. 584 00:34:49,711 --> 00:34:52,887 -No, we can't bring John. -Baby steps. 585 00:34:54,638 --> 00:34:57,013 We’ll start slow. 586 00:34:57,888 --> 00:34:59,553 -It's happening? -You're ready? Prepare your mouth. 587 00:34:59,554 --> 00:35:02,994 -Prepare my mouth? I think I'm ready. -See that gold dripping? 588 00:35:06,465 --> 00:35:08,964 -Oh my God! -Right? 589 00:35:08,965 --> 00:35:13,764 -That good? -Are you kidding me? 590 00:35:13,765 --> 00:35:16,786 Come on, right here. 591 00:35:18,881 --> 00:35:21,450 So good, right? Best recipe. 592 00:35:27,458 --> 00:35:31,197 -There she is, there's Frida. -That's okay, that's okay. 593 00:35:31,198 --> 00:35:35,370 -It's alright. It's the shutter. We're good. -Or something. 594 00:35:35,371 --> 00:35:41,419 All right guys, so apparently, at 1 o'clock, it turned into a category 4. 595 00:35:42,453 --> 00:35:44,696 -So Frida's a 4. -Awesome! 596 00:35:44,697 --> 00:35:46,843 -Thank you. -I got it. 597 00:35:46,844 --> 00:35:50,567 -You got it. -So I'm dying to know. I got to ask this. 598 00:35:50,768 --> 00:35:55,084 Do you guys have like a criteria in terms of who you can choose? 599 00:35:56,418 --> 00:36:00,605 Any regulations or preferences? When you go to like these - 600 00:36:00,606 --> 00:36:02,502 You've been thinking about this the whole time. 601 00:36:02,502 --> 00:36:05,053 -I have, I have, come on. -Back to the swapping. 602 00:36:05,053 --> 00:36:07,786 It's not every day we have people come over and tell us that they're swingers. 603 00:36:07,787 --> 00:36:11,906 You might be more surprised to know how many of your friends do things like these. 604 00:36:11,907 --> 00:36:14,722 It's not something that gets brought up very often so... 605 00:36:14,722 --> 00:36:18,117 So is it a thing to keep it on the low? 606 00:36:18,118 --> 00:36:21,227 Like you don't want people to know unless they're swingers as well? 607 00:36:21,228 --> 00:36:26,907 Not necesarily, but people tend to judge you sometimes, or make assumptions about 608 00:36:26,908 --> 00:36:32,458 your lifestyle when they find you you do these things. It's just not attention that we invite. 609 00:36:32,459 --> 00:36:37,337 -You guys, we don't judge you at all. -No, I'm not saying I feel judged right now. 610 00:36:37,338 --> 00:36:42,409 It's a private thing, it's like finding out someone's fetish. Like let's talk about 611 00:36:42,409 --> 00:36:46,328 your fetish. So what is it that you like to do in the most intimate times? 612 00:36:46,329 --> 00:36:50,281 -You have like a rule as to who you- -There's a lot of rules. 613 00:36:50,282 --> 00:36:54,107 The main thing is that it's all placed from a place of trust. 614 00:36:54,108 --> 00:36:56,824 Yeah. Right. I wouldn't do anything she's uncomfortable with. 615 00:36:56,824 --> 00:36:59,541 She wouldn't do anything that I'm uncomfortable with. 616 00:36:59,542 --> 00:37:04,101 So we have to be in agreement, it's not like I want to do that and she has to be onboard. 617 00:37:04,102 --> 00:37:07,202 -No it's like... -And you figure this out while you're there? 618 00:37:07,203 --> 00:37:10,692 You get to a place and you're like so and so? 619 00:37:10,693 --> 00:37:14,201 We see who's interested. We're kind of opened to whatever. 620 00:37:14,202 --> 00:37:17,832 There might be someone one of us meets that one of us is interested in 621 00:37:17,833 --> 00:37:20,563 and talk about it and find out if it's cool with the other person. 622 00:37:20,564 --> 00:37:25,654 We might both go to a place like Finger Cuffs and find some people we both like 623 00:37:25,655 --> 00:37:28,747 or we might go out and meet nobody at all when we do it. 624 00:37:28,748 --> 00:37:30,687 -Every experience is different. -Oh, that would be disappointing. 625 00:37:30,687 --> 00:37:32,367 It's always different. 626 00:37:32,368 --> 00:37:39,618 I mean, we still do go home together. So it's fine. Everybody still wins. 627 00:37:39,618 --> 00:37:43,641 -At the end of the day, we have each other. -Okay. What about... What about... 628 00:37:44,296 --> 00:37:47,747 For example, just whatever. Throwing it out there. 629 00:37:47,948 --> 00:37:52,462 What about John and I? Would we fit whatever regulations? 630 00:37:52,463 --> 00:37:55,661 Baby, come on. That's crossing the line, that's a little inappropiate. 631 00:37:55,662 --> 00:38:00,581 If I'm crossing the line, tell me? Really, I'm just curious. 632 00:38:00,616 --> 00:38:04,868 -Valid question. -It's innocent, but it's not innocent. 633 00:38:06,204 --> 00:38:10,735 There's a lot of variables that go into how we decide to do this. 634 00:38:10,736 --> 00:38:18,085 Such as attractions for one, such as other hold ups and you know, red tape issues. 635 00:38:18,086 --> 00:38:20,916 It's something that we don't do with friends generally. 636 00:38:20,916 --> 00:38:22,506 Ever? Have you ever done it with friends? 637 00:38:22,507 --> 00:38:28,769 Yes, but it's a lot more difficult to make it work and not have it be weird afterwards. 638 00:38:28,770 --> 00:38:31,730 So you crossed it out from being an option from now on? 639 00:38:31,731 --> 00:38:36,770 I mean, it really depends on every single situation and on the individual situation. 640 00:38:36,771 --> 00:38:40,781 Okay, I was just curious. I just wanted to know. 641 00:39:02,442 --> 00:39:05,778 Levi, quit jerking off in there. Not what that room is for. 642 00:39:06,841 --> 00:39:08,604 (Ico Manzanero / Talantiando) 643 00:39:08,639 --> 00:39:12,650 -Guys, we're at a category 5. -Frita has arrived, ladies and gentlemen. 644 00:39:12,651 --> 00:39:14,834 She so mad. Look at her, she's pissed. 645 00:39:17,173 --> 00:39:17,761 She's pissed. 646 00:39:17,762 --> 00:39:21,089 Let's dance, let's dance. 647 00:39:33,100 --> 00:39:35,808 -What? -Keep going. 648 00:40:05,117 --> 00:40:08,751 Wait. Wait. Okay. Okay. Now they're just like tangoing or something. 649 00:40:08,751 --> 00:40:12,386 Go with her. You go with her. Teach her what I taught you. 650 00:40:12,387 --> 00:40:15,687 I got it. I got it. I got it. That's fine. 651 00:40:17,249 --> 00:40:19,806 Hey, that's not so bad. Hey wait, I'm on the wrong... 652 00:40:26,747 --> 00:40:30,819 -Maybe a little spin. -Spin. 653 00:40:57,775 --> 00:41:00,855 I used to tell myself it was nice. 654 00:41:04,138 --> 00:41:05,770 Yeah, you’ve got this. 655 00:41:06,220 --> 00:41:07,620 Alright 656 00:41:22,159 --> 00:41:25,945 I think we should swap. 657 00:41:25,945 --> 00:41:28,452 No. No. I mean like swap. 658 00:41:28,452 --> 00:41:30,300 Like what they do. 659 00:41:32,162 --> 00:41:33,932 I wanna do that. 660 00:41:33,933 --> 00:41:36,564 We're gonna be in the house for the rest of the night. 661 00:41:36,565 --> 00:41:39,225 Can't go anywhere. You said you wouldn't do it with friends. 662 00:41:39,226 --> 00:41:41,842 We just hang out tonight. It's the first time. 663 00:41:41,843 --> 00:41:45,264 -It's not like we're really friends. -Do you know what you're saying right now? 664 00:41:45,264 --> 00:41:49,335 -It's okay, don't think about it. Come on. -I work with him. 665 00:41:49,335 --> 00:41:51,885 -It's okay, right? -You're good, bud. 666 00:41:51,885 --> 00:41:55,136 Come on. What's there to lose? What's the problem? 667 00:41:55,137 --> 00:41:58,116 -It can get complicated. -No. No. No. No. No complicated. 668 00:41:58,117 --> 00:42:01,215 I'm not gonna be complicated. You're not gonna be complicated, right? 669 00:42:01,216 --> 00:42:03,625 -This is what they do... -Harper, it can get weird. 670 00:42:03,626 --> 00:42:07,255 No. No. No. No one's gonna be weird. You're not gonna be weird, right? 671 00:42:07,256 --> 00:42:09,226 -You're not weird. Are you weird? -I'm cool. 672 00:42:09,227 --> 00:42:11,463 -No one's weird. It's fine. -Do you know what you're talking about? 673 00:42:11,463 --> 00:42:15,746 Yeah, you want this. You just don't know that you want it. But you want this. 674 00:42:17,143 --> 00:42:20,571 It's good. Let's do it. 675 00:42:39,834 --> 00:42:43,669 It's every guy's fantasy, right? 676 00:46:25,386 --> 00:46:30,739 Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. 677 00:46:32,662 --> 00:46:35,814 Oh, fuck! 678 00:48:35,647 --> 00:48:37,614 -Stop. Get off me. -What's the matter? 679 00:48:37,615 --> 00:48:40,260 -What happened? -What am I doing? Where's my shirt? 680 00:48:40,261 --> 00:48:43,390 Relax. Relax. What's wrong? 681 00:48:43,390 --> 00:48:45,500 Shut up! Leave me alone. Stop talking to me. 682 00:48:45,501 --> 00:48:48,071 -Fuck! -Calm down! What is wrong? 683 00:48:48,072 --> 00:48:51,000 -You okay? -Get away from me. Stop it! 684 00:48:52,202 --> 00:48:56,609 Fuck. What did I do? What did I do? Shit! 685 00:49:03,760 --> 00:49:05,966 John, you don't have to go through with it. 686 00:49:09,797 --> 00:49:11,075 John. Get out of the room, John. 687 00:49:11,076 --> 00:49:13,882 I want my husband out of the room. Get my husband out of there! 688 00:49:13,882 --> 00:49:14,753 Relax. Relax. Relax! 689 00:49:14,754 --> 00:49:19,185 John! Get my husband out of the fucking room. 690 00:49:19,186 --> 00:49:21,148 -Don't come near me. -It's all right. 691 00:49:21,149 --> 00:49:25,119 -The fuck is going on? -I don't know, man. She started freaking out. 692 00:49:25,120 --> 00:49:26,378 -What did you do to my wife? -Nothing. I Didn't do anything. 693 00:49:26,379 --> 00:49:28,595 You talk to me. Did you just have sex with her? 694 00:49:28,595 --> 00:49:31,251 Did you just do that? Did you have sex with her in my fucking bed? 695 00:49:31,252 --> 00:49:34,016 -Are you kidding me? -Did you? Did you? 696 00:49:34,051 --> 00:49:37,197 -Yes. -You fucking had sex with her in my bed? 697 00:49:48,773 --> 00:49:52,499 What the fuck? Why would you let someone grab me and take me to a room and fuck me? 698 00:49:54,268 --> 00:49:56,554 -Like I had a choice. -Who are you? What the fuck? 699 00:49:56,554 --> 00:49:58,840 -You had sex with another man in my office. -Why would you let him? 700 00:49:58,841 --> 00:50:01,200 This was all you. This was all you guys. 701 00:50:01,201 --> 00:50:04,819 That's the kind of man you are? You just let another man take your wife and fuck her? 702 00:50:04,820 --> 00:50:08,859 -Are you okay? What happened? -Don't fucking come near me. 703 00:50:08,860 --> 00:50:10,974 You just had sex with my husband in my bed. 704 00:50:10,974 --> 00:50:13,089 You said you weren't going to get weird about this. 705 00:50:13,090 --> 00:50:14,880 -Well I am, I'm fucking weird. -Okay. 706 00:50:14,881 --> 00:50:18,641 Calm the fuck down and let's talk about this like grownups. 707 00:50:18,642 --> 00:50:20,411 You had sex with my husband, in my bed. 708 00:50:20,412 --> 00:50:24,010 What were you doing if you weren't just having sex in your office? 709 00:50:24,011 --> 00:50:26,040 -You're a fucking whore! -Relax, this is your fucking fault. 710 00:50:26,041 --> 00:50:28,952 -I'm not a whore. -You're out of line! 711 00:50:28,953 --> 00:50:31,005 You should have known better as far as I’m concerned. 712 00:50:31,005 --> 00:50:32,005 Aye! Chill out. 713 00:50:32,005 --> 00:50:34,974 -Everyone get the fuck off me! -Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa, guys. 714 00:50:34,975 --> 00:50:38,224 I want everyone out of my house. Get the fuck out of my house right now! 715 00:50:41,945 --> 00:50:44,247 Unbelievable. 716 00:50:44,247 --> 00:50:46,549 She's gonna call me a whore? Are you kidding me? 717 00:50:46,550 --> 00:50:50,571 She's the one that's been flirting with you and disrespecting her husband all night long. 718 00:50:50,572 --> 00:50:53,390 No, no, no. Not okay. 719 00:50:53,391 --> 00:50:57,451 She's gonna come out like changing her clothes with some skimpy ass little red bra 720 00:50:57,452 --> 00:51:00,662 like it's so innocent. Oh! I'm just changing my clothes. 721 00:51:00,663 --> 00:51:04,374 -All right, calm down. -I'm not gonna calm down. Are you kidding? 722 00:51:04,375 --> 00:51:05,878 What even happened in here? 723 00:51:05,878 --> 00:51:08,262 Nothing, she started freaking out for no reason. 724 00:51:08,263 --> 00:51:11,244 You saw her. She went insane. You saw her at the beginning. 725 00:51:11,245 --> 00:51:16,106 She was crazy all night long. You knew this. Why would you invite this in our life together? 726 00:51:16,107 --> 00:51:18,551 Sweetie, don't pin this one me. 727 00:51:18,551 --> 00:51:19,875 We can't stay here anymore. 728 00:51:19,876 --> 00:51:24,366 Because you can't have a friend you make in Miami `without trying to fuck his wife. 729 00:51:24,367 --> 00:51:27,426 Are you kidding me? You think I'm trying to fuck her all night? 730 00:51:27,427 --> 00:51:30,207 You saw her all over me. She's the one that kept bringing on the swinging thing. 731 00:51:30,207 --> 00:51:31,788 She's the one that suggested it. 732 00:51:31,789 --> 00:51:34,795 You're the one that told them about Finger Cuffs in the first place. 733 00:51:34,796 --> 00:51:39,389 -You're the one that was bragging about this. -I said one thing at work. Jesus Christ! 734 00:51:39,390 --> 00:51:41,489 So who else knows about this at work? 735 00:51:41,489 --> 00:51:43,589 Is that why your boss was flirting with me the other day? 736 00:51:43,590 --> 00:51:47,722 -Oh fucking grow up, will you? -No, you grow up, Levi. Jesus Christ! 737 00:51:48,531 --> 00:51:51,083 Tonight was supposed to be about us making new friends 738 00:51:51,084 --> 00:51:54,014 and having fun as we're starting our new life together in Miami. 739 00:51:54,015 --> 00:51:57,853 It's not supposed to be about you sticking your dick in every hole that's around you. 740 00:51:57,854 --> 00:51:59,639 -Right, I fucked it up. -You always turn it into that. 741 00:51:59,639 --> 00:52:01,424 It always turns into that. 742 00:52:01,425 --> 00:52:03,437 I fucked it up, it's my fault. 743 00:52:03,438 --> 00:52:07,255 Don't you think I know what it's like to watch you flirt? I've seen you in action. 744 00:52:07,256 --> 00:52:10,477 I've been watching you all night long, just waiting for the opportunity 745 00:52:10,478 --> 00:52:12,876 and just act like "oh it's no big deal". 746 00:52:12,877 --> 00:52:15,267 Don't play so fucking innocent. I saw you guys out there. 747 00:52:15,268 --> 00:52:19,396 Right, let's be on teams. I'll feed you a fucking sandwich. Are you kidding me? 748 00:52:19,397 --> 00:52:22,797 Yeah, cause a sandwich in my mouth is the same as having a dick in my face. 749 00:52:22,798 --> 00:52:25,087 Are you kidding me? This is my fault? 750 00:52:25,088 --> 00:52:29,759 You totally did this. Just fucking admit it and take blame. 751 00:52:29,760 --> 00:52:34,171 Stop blaming me, you fucking crazy bitch. What the fuck are you saying to me? 752 00:52:34,172 --> 00:52:39,552 What did you say to me?! Are you serious? I'm gonna fucking kill you! 753 00:52:39,553 --> 00:52:40,502 You just did. 754 00:52:40,502 --> 00:52:43,767 John, I need you to fucking sit down and I need you to listen to me. 755 00:52:43,767 --> 00:52:46,912 I need you to fucking sit down and I need you to listen to me. 756 00:52:46,947 --> 00:52:49,283 -You need to calm down. -I'm calming down. Listen to me. 757 00:52:49,284 --> 00:52:51,391 -This is all your fucking fault. -This is not my fault. 758 00:52:51,392 --> 00:52:54,510 -This is what you do. - You sat there and let me go in there... 759 00:52:54,510 --> 00:52:57,628 without saying a word. You didn't once. You didn't try fucking once. 760 00:52:57,629 --> 00:52:59,729 -Are you blind? -No. We shouldn't do this. 761 00:52:59,730 --> 00:53:01,921 No. I don't think it's a fucking good idea for you to go in there... 762 00:53:01,921 --> 00:53:04,102 and have sex with another man. 763 00:53:04,102 --> 00:53:06,466 Was it before or after you said, "this is what you want, baby. 764 00:53:06,466 --> 00:53:08,820 No, no, this is what you want." 765 00:53:08,821 --> 00:53:12,052 -You sold us on it. -You've been married to me for three years. 766 00:53:12,053 --> 00:53:16,703 Yes I have, which means I know I have no say when it comes to shit like this. 767 00:53:16,704 --> 00:53:21,223 You never even tried, you just stood there and let me to do whatever the fuck I want. 768 00:53:21,224 --> 00:53:22,214 You never even tried. 769 00:53:22,215 --> 00:53:24,666 So at the company party, you just fucking get on top of table tops. 770 00:53:24,667 --> 00:53:27,076 -Come on. -Come on. Are you serious? 771 00:53:27,077 --> 00:53:29,996 Don't fucking bring old shit up. I'm talking about right now. 772 00:53:29,997 --> 00:53:32,698 I'm talking about right now too. It's the same thing. 773 00:53:32,699 --> 00:53:35,289 How many times did I say tonight, "maybe we should cut it off... 774 00:53:35,289 --> 00:53:37,295 maybe we should go to bed. Maybe we should call it a night. 775 00:53:37,295 --> 00:53:39,517 Why don't we tone it down? Maybe this is the last drink. 776 00:53:39,530 --> 00:53:41,826 Maybe we should go to bed. Maybe we should get to sleep." 777 00:53:41,827 --> 00:53:43,607 Maybe for once you just grab me and say, ‘Hey! Listen to me.’ 778 00:53:43,607 --> 00:53:45,387 You want me to be a fucking asshole? Is that what you want? 779 00:53:45,388 --> 00:53:47,231 You want me to get rough with you? Is that what you want? 780 00:53:47,232 --> 00:53:50,370 Yes, not right now because I will fucking kill you, John. 781 00:53:50,371 --> 00:53:54,594 -I swear to God. -Then do it. Do what you wanna do. 782 00:53:54,629 --> 00:53:58,635 This is really bad. This is really fucking bad. 783 00:53:58,636 --> 00:54:01,294 I know. Do you realize what I've done for you? 784 00:54:01,295 --> 00:54:04,494 For this marriage? Where do you think this house came from? 785 00:54:04,495 --> 00:54:06,485 Did it come from me following my dreams? 786 00:54:06,486 --> 00:54:09,260 No. It came from me giving up my dreams, for you. 787 00:54:10,440 --> 00:54:12,034 You became my dream when I met you. 788 00:54:12,408 --> 00:54:15,477 -That's the problem. -I gave up my world for you. 789 00:54:15,478 --> 00:54:17,866 -I don't wanna be your dream. -Do you want me to put you in a cage? 790 00:54:17,867 --> 00:54:21,607 No, I don't want you to put me in a cage, I just want you to be there with me. 791 00:54:21,608 --> 00:54:25,839 Not next to me. Since the moment that we met, John, you've just been following me 792 00:54:25,840 --> 00:54:28,584 and you let me lead. And sometimes, I don't want to lead. 793 00:54:28,584 --> 00:54:32,671 I want you to say "no, this isn't what I want." Or "yes, this is what I want." 794 00:54:32,671 --> 00:54:35,937 You never stand your ground and say to me, "no, that's not what I want." 795 00:54:35,938 --> 00:54:38,811 You had the perfect opportunity and had you done it today, 796 00:54:38,812 --> 00:54:41,051 -we wouldn't be in this situation right now. -I absolutely stood my ground. 797 00:54:41,052 --> 00:54:45,740 -Do you think this is what I wanted? -It's awful, I don't want that. 798 00:54:45,741 --> 00:54:50,482 John, listen to me. I want you to be in a relationship with me. 799 00:54:50,483 --> 00:54:53,003 I want you to have a fucking opinion. I want you to care. 800 00:54:53,004 --> 00:54:56,839 My opinion was that we should not bring up other people into our relationship. 801 00:54:56,840 --> 00:55:00,602 Then why didn't you say that? Why wouldn’t you stop me? 802 00:55:00,603 --> 00:55:03,542 -Because I didn't know how. -You say "stop". What do you mean? 803 00:55:03,543 --> 00:55:05,695 There's only one way to do it, it's saying "no. 804 00:55:05,695 --> 00:55:08,848 "I'm not gonna let you go in there and have sex with someone else." 805 00:55:08,849 --> 00:55:10,266 Or even try to. 806 00:55:10,897 --> 00:55:13,550 You've been at it all night long tonight. 807 00:55:13,550 --> 00:55:16,203 I've been waiting for you to stop it and spend any time with me, 808 00:55:16,204 --> 00:55:18,693 but you had your eyes on her since the minute that we got here 809 00:55:18,693 --> 00:55:20,107 and this is all your fault. 810 00:55:20,108 --> 00:55:23,480 -So what the fuck am I supposed to do? -Right, right, it's all my fault. 811 00:55:23,481 --> 00:55:28,988 I'm the monster. I'm the monster. Well, that makes you fucking Frankenstein. 812 00:55:28,989 --> 00:55:31,189 We wouldn't even be in this fucking situation right now 813 00:55:31,189 --> 00:55:33,929 if it weren't for your fucking swinging, okay? 814 00:55:33,964 --> 00:55:37,139 I wanted to be with just you, all right? Just me wasn't good enough. 815 00:55:37,140 --> 00:55:41,578 You know, it's got to be about you and your fucking selfish ways. 816 00:55:42,901 --> 00:55:44,912 You're not gonna turn this around on me right now. 817 00:55:44,913 --> 00:55:48,739 We're talking about the fact that you needed to put your dick inside of somebody 818 00:55:48,740 --> 00:55:52,413 who went crazy and now we're stuck exactly here. 819 00:55:52,414 --> 00:55:54,331 So you can just slut around and do whatever the fuck you want, 820 00:55:54,332 --> 00:55:56,547 I'm supposed to read you mind and fucking just know 821 00:55:56,547 --> 00:55:58,763 when you have a change of heart? 822 00:56:02,014 --> 00:56:03,572 Let's get the fuck out of here. 823 00:56:03,573 --> 00:56:06,820 I've turned my world upside down for you, over and over and over again. 824 00:56:06,821 --> 00:56:10,160 I'm like your little snowglobe that you just shake whenever you want. 825 00:56:10,161 --> 00:56:12,981 And then I have to just let it settle however it does. 826 00:56:14,271 --> 00:56:17,076 And it's taken you three and a half fucking years 827 00:56:17,076 --> 00:56:19,881 to look me in the eye and say that to me. 828 00:56:19,882 --> 00:56:23,499 - Well, I'm saying it, I'm fucking saying it. -And now what? 829 00:56:23,500 --> 00:56:26,671 Tell me, since you have all the answers. What do we do now, John? 830 00:56:26,672 --> 00:56:31,720 -I'm not claiming I have all the answers. -Now what do we do? Now what happens? 831 00:56:31,721 --> 00:56:33,901 -Because this just happened. -We've got to figure it out. 832 00:56:33,902 --> 00:56:39,813 Whoa. Hey, hey, nobody's going anywhere. No, no, no. I don't care what she said. 833 00:56:39,814 --> 00:56:41,755 -Nobody's going anywhere. -I'm leaving. 834 00:56:41,756 --> 00:56:43,840 I don't give a fuck what she said. 835 00:56:43,840 --> 00:56:45,924 Nobody's going out on that storm. It's not happening. 836 00:56:45,925 --> 00:56:48,414 Just go to your corners. Figure it out. 837 00:56:49,434 --> 00:56:52,333 You know what? That's a good idea. I'm done. 838 00:56:56,910 --> 00:57:00,842 (The Stop Motion / Leaving Me) 839 00:57:13,482 --> 00:57:20,862 ♪ I’ve been drinking to your smile. 840 00:57:22,486 --> 00:57:27,886 ♪ And I don’t ever want it to go. 841 00:57:29,281 --> 00:57:36,908 ♪ I’ve been watching those flowers. 842 00:57:38,408 --> 00:57:43,167 ♪ And I don’t ever want them to go. 843 00:57:44,802 --> 00:57:51,880 ♪ If there’s something I’ve done wrong, 844 00:57:53,985 --> 00:57:59,163 ♪ It could be turned around. 845 00:57:59,433 --> 00:58:03,605 ♪ I’m leaving high. 846 00:58:07,298 --> 00:58:19,920 ♪ I’m leaving high enough to fly. I’m leaving this. 847 00:58:25,643 --> 00:58:27,881 Fuck. 848 00:58:39,706 --> 00:58:54,132 ♪ I’ve been sleeping since twelve o’clock. On and off I dream. 849 00:58:55,112 --> 00:59:02,217 ♪ And you look so lost to me. 850 00:59:04,666 --> 00:59:10,114 ♪ And I’m so caught up in this shit. 851 00:59:11,159 --> 00:59:25,356 ♪ I keep hoping you walk back, but I know you’re not home. 852 00:59:25,871 --> 00:59:30,150 ♪ I’m leaving high. 853 00:59:33,392 --> 00:59:41,348 ♪ I’m leaving high enough to fly. 854 00:59:41,348 --> 00:59:46,262 ♪ I’m leaving this. 855 00:59:50,162 --> 00:59:52,335 ♪ I’m not listening. 856 00:59:54,075 --> 00:59:56,585 ♪ I’m not trying to lie. 857 00:59:58,035 --> 01:00:05,229 ♪ Just make this easier on my mind. 858 01:00:14,989 --> 01:00:23,891 ♪ You’re leaving me on. You’re leaving me on. You’re leaving me on. 859 01:01:03,149 --> 01:01:04,919 (door opens) 860 01:01:06,709 --> 01:01:09,034 Babe. 861 01:01:19,175 --> 01:01:21,870 -Hey. -Hey. 862 01:01:27,637 --> 01:01:30,992 I'm really sorry about all that. You don't deseve that. 863 01:01:31,963 --> 01:01:36,591 It's fine. Didn't take it personally. 864 01:01:47,374 --> 01:01:49,178 So what do we do now? 865 01:01:50,408 --> 01:01:51,857 You felt that too? 866 01:02:45,364 --> 01:02:47,304 (door opens) 867 01:03:05,392 --> 01:03:09,661 Em. I'm really sorry, swetie. 868 01:03:10,851 --> 01:03:13,151 For tonight... 869 01:03:13,932 --> 01:03:15,764 For everything I said. 870 01:03:17,864 --> 01:03:20,732 All the shit I said to John about us. 871 01:03:23,405 --> 01:03:26,222 I wasn't fucking thinking. 872 01:03:26,223 --> 01:03:31,043 I was being selfish and I disrespected you and John and Harper. 873 01:03:31,044 --> 01:03:34,093 It's not how I wanted this night to end up and... 874 01:03:36,684 --> 01:03:38,864 I'm really, really sorry. 875 01:03:39,749 --> 01:03:41,617 I'm sorry too. 876 01:03:43,584 --> 01:03:48,428 For flying off at you like that and... 877 01:03:51,068 --> 01:03:54,190 expecting you to read my mind. 878 01:03:57,205 --> 01:03:59,385 I appreciate it, though. 879 01:04:17,425 --> 01:04:20,433 I'm sorry. 880 01:04:22,802 --> 01:04:24,360 I fucked up. 881 01:04:26,690 --> 01:04:28,559 I fucked up really bad. 882 01:04:29,840 --> 01:04:31,474 I shouldn't have done that. 883 01:04:32,144 --> 01:04:34,449 And I shouldn't have asked you to do that. 884 01:04:36,369 --> 01:04:39,677 And I've done that our whole relationship and I'm really sorry. 885 01:04:41,339 --> 01:04:45,512 I’ve pushed you. I’ve instigated. And I’ve 886 01:04:47,742 --> 01:04:52,318 I've tried to make you react or do something. 887 01:04:54,848 --> 01:04:57,529 I wanted to feel like you were in this with me, 888 01:04:58,308 --> 01:05:02,528 like if you fought for me, it meant you cared, if you did anything, then it meant you cared 889 01:05:02,529 --> 01:05:07,088 and you really wanted to be with me, that you really wanted me. 890 01:05:14,277 --> 01:05:18,296 I just wanted to feel something from you. 891 01:05:21,885 --> 01:05:24,058 I am really sorry. 892 01:05:43,459 --> 01:05:45,326 I can't do this anymore. 893 01:05:48,016 --> 01:05:49,144 Sorry. 894 01:05:50,170 --> 01:05:53,640 Okay, that's fine. We don't have to see anyone else. 895 01:05:53,641 --> 01:05:55,660 You are all I need. I just wanna be with you, sweetie. 896 01:05:55,661 --> 01:06:01,370 That's not what I mean. I don't... I can't do this anymore. 897 01:06:01,371 --> 01:06:04,059 It's not about being in an open relationship. 898 01:06:04,059 --> 01:06:06,748 It's about being in an open relationship with you. 899 01:06:07,872 --> 01:06:10,822 I need to trust you and I lost that a long time ago. 900 01:06:11,619 --> 01:06:14,974 -I realized that tonight. -Don’t let it end this way, though. 901 01:06:14,975 --> 01:06:19,102 Don't let what happened tonight ruin what we have. 902 01:06:20,784 --> 01:06:25,215 -I don't wanna feel this way anymore. -It's not us, it's our situation. 903 01:06:25,216 --> 01:06:29,037 Forget everybody else, I wanna be with you. 904 01:06:30,699 --> 01:06:32,273 Let's move past this. 905 01:06:33,123 --> 01:06:36,178 It's not that the system is broken. We're broken. 906 01:06:38,358 --> 01:06:40,007 You can't give me what I need. 907 01:06:40,590 --> 01:06:43,522 I can't keep waiting for you to figure it out and give it to me, 908 01:06:43,522 --> 01:06:46,969 it's just not you and I don't want you to not be who you are. 909 01:06:52,951 --> 01:06:55,063 I'm done making you give me what I need. 910 01:06:55,599 --> 01:06:57,127 I want more. 911 01:06:57,918 --> 01:07:01,264 I deserve more. I'm not gonna settle for anything less. 912 01:07:02,293 --> 01:07:03,664 Right. 913 01:07:05,824 --> 01:07:07,960 Right. I'm sorry. 914 01:07:12,138 --> 01:07:15,246 I'm sorry. 915 01:07:30,127 --> 01:07:32,002 Please say something 916 01:07:57,255 --> 01:08:03,565 Let’s just start all over and put all of this behind us. And just start all over. 917 01:08:03,565 --> 01:08:05,986 Everything from the past three and a half years. 918 01:08:05,986 --> 01:08:08,048 Tonight. Everything. All of it. 919 01:08:08,049 --> 01:08:12,183 It's all bullshit. Let's just start fresh. We can. 920 01:08:12,874 --> 01:08:15,905 If we both do it, we can. If we both want to, we can. 921 01:08:15,906 --> 01:08:18,622 That's all we need. We just need each other to do it. 922 01:08:21,364 --> 01:08:24,041 Please tell me that we can do that. 923 01:08:24,731 --> 01:08:28,098 John, please tell me that we can put this all behind us. 924 01:08:28,099 --> 01:08:30,360 And move forward from here. 925 01:08:32,080 --> 01:08:35,902 I wish I could, Lena. I can’t. 926 01:08:37,523 --> 01:08:40,302 No, we cannot put this behind us. 927 01:08:43,249 --> 01:08:45,541 This really happened. 928 01:08:45,876 --> 01:08:47,329 This is really our life now. 929 01:08:49,199 --> 01:08:51,802 I can't forget about what happened tonight. 930 01:08:54,003 --> 01:09:01,654 I don't feel good, it doesn't feel good. I can't lose you. I can't lose you. 931 01:09:03,275 --> 01:09:06,667 I'm really scared, John. I can't lose you over this. 932 01:09:06,667 --> 01:09:10,058 We’re real. This is real. Me and you are real. That was not real. 933 01:09:10,058 --> 01:09:11,948 What happened tonight is also real. 934 01:09:12,728 --> 01:09:14,819 I don’t want what happened in that room. 935 01:09:14,820 --> 01:09:18,519 That’s why I stopped. I want what I have with you. I don’t want that. 936 01:09:18,520 --> 01:09:22,932 And I don’t want what we’ve been doing, what I’ve been doing. We can just do it again. 937 01:09:22,933 --> 01:09:25,621 We can just start over, because I can’t do it by myself. 938 01:09:25,621 --> 01:09:27,395 And I’m really scared. 939 01:09:28,155 --> 01:09:30,429 I just want to be with you. 940 01:09:30,999 --> 01:09:33,508 And I know that together we can do it. 941 01:09:33,508 --> 01:09:36,878 We can do this. We’ll be good if we do it together. 942 01:09:36,879 --> 01:09:38,413 I know that we can. 943 01:09:40,594 --> 01:09:43,649 I know that we have it in us, I know that you love me. 944 01:09:43,650 --> 01:09:46,970 I know that you want to be with me. 945 01:09:46,970 --> 01:09:50,290 And I love you and I want to be with you and I know that we can do this. 946 01:09:53,761 --> 01:09:56,731 We can't just put this behind us like it never happened. 947 01:09:57,312 --> 01:09:59,232 We can't go back. 948 01:10:02,202 --> 01:10:04,512 I fucked up too. 949 01:10:05,553 --> 01:10:07,554 This is not all on you. 950 01:10:10,024 --> 01:10:15,578 I could have put my foot down. I should have. So many times. 951 01:10:16,190 --> 01:10:17,732 You’re absolutely right. 952 01:10:17,732 --> 01:10:23,765 There’s three and a half years worth of me just following your lead. 953 01:10:24,265 --> 01:10:25,972 And that's not fair to you. 954 01:10:27,172 --> 01:10:29,503 It's not what you signed up for. 955 01:10:32,595 --> 01:10:34,387 I'm sorry. 956 01:10:40,360 --> 01:10:45,059 We can't go back, there's no way. 957 01:10:54,331 --> 01:10:56,007 We have to move forward. 958 01:10:58,334 --> 01:11:01,008 I have to change, you have to change. 959 01:11:02,689 --> 01:11:06,728 But we can't just sweep this under the rug. This is not going away. 960 01:11:08,748 --> 01:11:14,644 I'll never forget about tonight. You'll never forget this. 961 01:11:18,582 --> 01:11:21,842 We can move forward. 962 01:11:23,880 --> 01:11:27,281 I want nothing more in this world than to be with you. 963 01:11:28,690 --> 01:11:30,755 But we have to change. 964 01:11:31,745 --> 01:11:33,977 We have to let this change us. 965 01:11:33,977 --> 01:11:38,090 If this is for nothing. If all this happened for nothing. 966 01:11:41,825 --> 01:11:47,433 We can do this. I can't lose you, it would destroy me. 967 01:11:49,084 --> 01:11:55,534 You’re my world. I don't want to be with anybody but you. 968 01:11:57,215 --> 01:11:59,774 Since the moment I laid eyes on you. 969 01:12:03,339 --> 01:12:05,560 We’re not the same people. 970 01:12:09,320 --> 01:12:11,711 That's terrifying. 971 01:12:19,313 --> 01:12:22,637 We can do it together, though. 972 01:12:23,105 --> 01:12:27,386 (The Stop Motion / Tuesday) 973 01:12:30,936 --> 01:12:36,930 ♪ I wanna be here with you. 974 01:12:44,040 --> 01:12:50,080 ♪ I wanna be here with you. 975 01:12:57,041 --> 01:13:03,172 ♪ I wanna be here with you. 976 01:13:09,971 --> 01:13:15,373 ♪ I wanna be here with you. 977 01:13:28,262 --> 01:13:31,141 (The Stop Motion / Melody) 82994