All language subtitles for Horrid.Henry.S03E12_English

[theme song playing]

♪ It's not easy being me ♪

♪ "Wash your face
and brush your hair" ♪

♪ Nag, nag, nag
It's just not fair ♪

♪ I'm Horrid Henry ♪

♪ So down with school
I'm gonna rule ♪

♪ And when I'm king,
I'll do my thing ♪

♪ And then my life
Would be so sweet ♪

♪ I'm Horrid Henry ♪

♪ Nah, nah, nah,
Nah, nah, ney ♪

♪ The Purple Hand Gang
Rules okay ♪

♪ It's so easy being me ♪

♪ I'm Horrid Henry ♪

That's the one I want Mum.

Hm. What did you say Henry?

[vacuum cleaner whirring]
I said...

Mum!

Mum, look out through
the window.

Henry, what are you doing?

I'm trying to get you to look
out of the window.

"Look out of the window."
Why would I want to do that?

So you could see
Mischievous Mike
on his scooter.

And why would I want
to see Mischievous Mike
on his scooter?

Because his scooter is a really,
really cool scooter. Look.

I can't see anything.

That's because there isn't
anything to see any more.

Because he's gone
on his scooter,

which is really cool.

Right, looking out
of this window wont get
this carpet cleaned, will it?

Ah, great!

The vacuum cleaner
is broken again.

Honestly, I don't know
how this room gets
so messy in just one day.

Nope, no idea how it
gets so messy.

Really, Henry, here.

-You can finish cleaning
the carpet with this.
-What?

And I'll sort the laundry out.

That way we all wont end up
pretty in pink.
[giggles]

Girls, great.

What I want,
what I really, really want
is a scooter,

and instead I get
a carpet cleaner.

[screams] No!

It's not fair.

All I want is a scooter.

Is that too much to ask?

[dog barking]
Everyone in the whole world
has got a scooter.

Except me.

[sighs]
Think of all the things
I could do if I had a scooter.

Scooter Ralph, Ryan, Al, Bert.

Let's go, scoot-tooters.

Scoot-toot!

[all] Scoot toot!

[wind blows]

Never fear Mr. Park Keeper.

The scoot-tooters are here.

Job well done.

[sighs]

Never fear Mum.

The scoot-tooters are here.

Let's go, scoot-tooters.

Scoot-toot!

[all] Scoot-toot!

[applauding]

Job well done.

-Scoot-toot!
-[all] Scoot-toot!

Job well done.

[rock music playing]

[static]

We interrupt this edition
of Too Cool for School
with an important news story.

Yes, it's very important.
Even more important than
Too Cool for School.

We have just learned
that someone has stolen
something really rare

and very valuable
from the museum.

This sounds like a job
for the scoot-tooters.

Don't you want
any biscuits boys?

Hm, thanks Mum.

Those boys.

Mrs. Crunch, can you tell us
any more about the really rare
and very valuable thing

that has been stolen from
the museum.

Yes. Yes, I can.

Um, could you tell us then.

Yes. Yes, I could.

Now would be good, Mrs. Crunch.

Oh, uh, uh, yes, um...

Who would have thought that
one of our really rare
and very valuable exhibits

would be stolen from
under our very noses.

And that valuable exhibit
would be, Mrs. Crunch?

-A worm.
-A worm?

[murmuring]

Yes, a worm.

But not just any worm.

One of the most rare
and valuable worms
the world has ever seen.

[all gasp]

Scoot-toot!

-Excuse me.
-Coming through.

-Thank you.
-Excuse me.

[groans]

What are we going to do?

[wailing]

Uh, there, there.

Never fear, Mrs. Crunch,
the scoot-tooters are here.

Thank goodness you're here.

I don't think the scoot-tooters
can solve this mystery.

[wailing]

We're going in.

[all] They're going in!

Henry! Henry!

Peter?

I'm coming with you.

No, Peter,
it could be dangerous.

The thieves might still be
in there.

But I can help you, Henry.

Oh, I don't think
you can, Peter.

This is scoot-tooters work.

But I know everything
there is to know about worms.

I might be able to find
some clues for you.

All right then, Peter,
we'll go in together.

Oh, thank you, Henry.

Scoot-toot!

Scoot-toot!

[all] Scoot-toot!

[cheering]

[Peter] It's very dark in here.

[Henry] Don't worry,
little brother.

We just have to find some light.

-[whirring]
-Oh, thank you, Brian.

He's not called
Brainy Brian for nothing.

Now let's find out
what's happened to this worm.

Hm, where do they
keep the worms.

-I don't know.
-I do.

Follow me.

[farting sounds]
Oh, what was that?

Sorry about that.

[laughing]
He's not called Rude Ralph
for nothing.

[farting continues]
The worm exhibit is over here.

Cool!

Look at all those worms.

Yes.

The common
earthicus wormicus.

Not the worm we are looking for.

What worm
are we looking for then?

We are looking for
the extracus specialis wormicus.

Cool.

But what's extracus specialis
about it?

I don't know.

"Extracus specialis wormicus,

extremely rare
and very valuable."

Yeah, yeah,
we know that already.

"Likes to eat the leaves
of the extracus specialis tree."

Look!

The extracus specialis tree.

With no leaves on it.

"With no leaves on it."

You're right, Ralph.

Yep, sometimes I am.

Hey, maybe I should be called
Right Ralph.

[Ralph laughs]
Come on, come on.

We got to find out who stole
the wormicus stonicus.

Otherwise, the scoot-tooters'
reputation will be ruinedus.

Huh, I wonder.

No time to wonder, Peter.

Al, do you think you could jump
all the way up there?

-Well...
-They don't call him
Aerobic Al for nothing.

[grunting]

Can you see anything?

What am I looking for?

A small white worm.

It's got spots on it?

[both] Yes!

I can see it.

Is it asleep?

Yes.

You found it.

No, you found it.

-No...
-We found it.

Remember the scoot-tooters'
motto?

[all] All in, all out.
That's what we got to
shout about.

And so our very important
news story ends happily.

Thanks to these scoot-tooters.

It seems that
the really rare
and very valuable worm

wasn't stolen after all.

It was only hibernating
after a very large lunch.

[all cheering]

-Ah!
-[Peter groaning]

Job well done.

-Henry?
-Yes, Mum.

Henry, you cleaned
the living room floor.

Uh, yeah. Never fear, the
scoot-tooters were here.

Um, yes, well,

I think you've earned a reward
for all that hard work.

How about a chocolate biscuit?

Ha-ha, yes.
Job well done.

[laughing]

Yes!

Today is the day.

Today's what day, Henry?

Today is the day we open
a new packet of Sweet Tweets.

Today is the day you open
a new packet
of Sweet Tweets, Henry.

I don't eat Sweet Tweets.

-I eat--
-All right, all right.

We all know
what wormy worms eat.

Huh!

It's already opened.

-So?
-So that means someone
has opened

my pack of Sweet Tweets.

[clearing throat]

-So?
-So...

So...

You sit there and say, "so?".

Don't be horrid, Henry.

Why does it matter anyway,
who opened the packet
of Sweet Tweets.

They are just Sweet Tweets.

No! No they are not just
Sweet Tweets.

They are Sweet Tweets
with a free toy in them, look.

Ah, so that's what
all this fuss is about.

A free toy?

Not just any free toy.
The very last
Gross Class Zero free toy.

I've been collecting them
for months.

Come out, come out,
where ever you are.

Henry!

Look at the mess you're making.

[clearing throat]
I'm just off to brush my teeth.

But you haven't finished
your breakfast.

Uh, I'll finish it later.

He's not there.

Who's not there?

The Evil Emperor, he's not here.

Give it back, worm.

I haven't got him, Henry.

He hasn't got him, Henry.

Now, tidy up this mess
and eat your breakfast.

Uncle Francis
is coming for lunch

and you know your Dad likes us
to have the house neat and tidy
when he visits.

Ooh, goody!
I'll tidy up my Number Gnomes.

When I finish breakfast.

I left one on
my bedroom floor last night

when I was playing with him
before I had an early night.

Thank you, Peter.

Pick up, eat up
and then tidy up.

Now.

[screams] No!

It's not fair.

Someone steals my Evil Emperor
and I've to tidy my room.

Not a good start to the day.

Hurry up, Henry.

Uncle Francis will be here
any minute.

Oh!

-I am going to count.
-All right, all right.

Ten, nine...

Here goes.

...eight, seven,

six, five,

four, three,

two, one.

Oh, well done, Henry.

[door bell dings]

Here goes.

Oh, that will be
fussy Uncle Francis.

Dad's little brother.
He's even more fussy
than Mum and Dad.

And that's saying something.

I'll get it.

Surprise.

Francis, do come in.

Oh, may I?

Of course you may.

Oh, I wasn't sure
if you were expecting me

even though I wrote to you
three weeks ago

and followed my letter up
with two e-mails
and three phone calls.

Yes, we were
expecting you, Francis.

Well, I say phone calls,
but they were
phone messages, really.

Because you never seem
to answer your phone.

I said, we were
expecting you, Francis.

Francis, how lovely to see you.

Do come in.

Oh, you shouldn't have.

No, you shouldn't have.

After you, Francis.

Oh, no, after you.

Nope, I said after you.

Ah, I'll go first, shall I?

Well then, have it your own way.

As you can see,

Dad doesn't like his
little brother very much.

After you.

No. No, after you.

Oh, it's going to be a long day.

It's your turn Uncle Francis.

I thought we could do a barbecue
for lunch if the sun comes out.

Oh, I'm really good
at barbecues.

I bet you are.

Yes, it definitely looks
as though the sun
is going to come out.

What are you doing, Henry?

I'm looking for
the Evil Emperor.

Just in case you dropped him
when you stole him from
the Sweet Tweet packet.

Hey, you cheated, Francis.

Don't be silly.

I get another go,
because I rescued
five Happy Hippos.

You haven't rescued any yet.

You're still cheating.

-He cheated.
-Didn't.

-He did.
-Didn't, didn't, didn't.

Did, did, did.

Once a cheat,
always a cheat.

It's not fair.

Oh look, the sun is coming out.

Should we get that
barbecue going?

[both] Oh, goodie.

I don't believe it.

He tied my shoe laces together.

-Oh.
-[laughing]

Not unless you let me have
my turn on the barbecue.

No, it's still my turn.

-Mine.
-Mine, uh.

All right then.

Have it your own way.

[laughing]

[giggling]

[sighs]

Dad and Uncle Francis
don't get on very well
do they, Mum.

You can say that again.

Oh, go and give this
to your Dad.

[exhales]

[sighs]

[sighs]

Sausages are ready.

Anyone for
a perfectly cooked sausage?

No thanks.

Doh.

Who's the Gross Class Zero fan?

-I am.
-Oh, me too.

-Really?
-Doh, yes.

I collected every single toy
there was when I was a boy.

That is so cool.

When I say every single toy...

What I really mean is,
every single toy except
the Evil Emperor.

I never managed
to get the Evil Emperor.

-That's funny cause...
-Come on.

Who wants to climb a tree?

Come on, Francis,
I bet you want to climb a tree
don't you?

Uh, not really thank you.

Oh, don't be a scaredy cat,
you're not scared are you?

No...

I'm the best at climbing trees.

All right, that's it.

You both made your point,
you can come down now.

So, who's the best
at climbing trees?

I am.

I won, ha, ha.
Na, na, nana, na, naa.

I won.
[laughing]

[grunting]

Well, goodbye till next time.

We're looking forward
to it, Francis.

Oh, and Francis.

Yes.

You know that Evil Emperor toy
you never managed to collect.

Yes.

Well, guess what, I've got one.

And you're never ever having it.

Never, ever, ever
in the whole wide world.

[grunting]

Doesn't bother me,

Silly Simon.

Oh, I hate it
when he calls me that.

Silly Simon?

Dad, you're a grown up now.

You have got to stop behaving
like a kid.

Henry's right.

Just because you didn't
get on with Francis
when you were children

doesn't mean you can't get on
with him now.

[phone ringing]

Hello.

[mumbling]

It's Rich Aunt Ruby.

Oh, what does she want now?

To wind me up probably.

Yes, Ruby?

I know I said I would
take it down tomorrow,
but it's really not fair.

Oh, grown ups eh?

Who'd have them?

[theme music playing]