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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,800 --> 00:00:03,160 Yo! Spencer Wright here. 2 00:00:03,600 --> 00:00:05,080 And Billy Joe Cobra. 3 00:00:05,480 --> 00:00:06,800 He's an invisible ghost. 4 00:00:07,160 --> 00:00:09,600 How is it that only my homebods and I can see him? 5 00:00:09,920 --> 00:00:11,920 We've each got some of Billy Joe's gear. 6 00:00:12,440 --> 00:00:14,080 CHEERS: Yee-haw! 7 00:00:14,360 --> 00:00:17,880 (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) 8 00:00:26,920 --> 00:00:29,480 BILLY: Dude, that's my ghost! 9 00:00:31,000 --> 00:00:32,360 (MUSIC PLAYING) 10 00:00:33,000 --> 00:00:38,120 Before we adjourn for summer, remember that even if you're not 11 00:00:38,240 --> 00:00:42,600 in the classroom, your education should never stop. 12 00:00:42,760 --> 00:00:45,320 -Every day is... -(SCHOOL BELL RINGING) 13 00:00:45,520 --> 00:00:50,720 Woo-hoo! I'm outta here! Beach party! 14 00:00:53,880 --> 00:00:54,960 (SLURPS) 15 00:00:55,080 --> 00:00:57,320 FEMALE VOICE: Are you guys, like, going to the beach club tomorrow? 16 00:00:57,400 --> 00:00:59,880 FEMALE VOICE 2: Totally! I hope I, like, get a good chair. 17 00:01:00,080 --> 00:01:02,920 We are so hittin' the beach tomorrow. 18 00:01:03,280 --> 00:01:06,000 Sold. I need to catch some rays. 19 00:01:06,560 --> 00:01:11,200 Not me. Makin' movies costs major scrilla. I gotta find a job this summer. 20 00:01:11,440 --> 00:01:14,080 Maybe you can get some employ-age at the beach club. 21 00:01:14,240 --> 00:01:17,040 That way we can still do the hang thing. 22 00:01:17,200 --> 00:01:19,200 Huh. I like what you're spewing. 23 00:01:19,320 --> 00:01:20,480 -Mr. Wright! -(GASPS) 24 00:01:20,760 --> 00:01:21,840 (SLURPS) 25 00:01:22,120 --> 00:01:25,840 -Detention! -What? But school's over! For what? 26 00:01:26,160 --> 00:01:27,840 -(PONZI GRUNTS) -(SPENCER GROANS) 27 00:01:28,120 --> 00:01:29,160 Littering. 28 00:01:29,600 --> 00:01:33,640 -(GRUNTS) -And destruction of school property. 29 00:01:33,800 --> 00:01:37,240 Let's make it double detention. (LAUGHS) 30 00:01:37,520 --> 00:01:38,560 (GRUNTS) 31 00:01:39,680 --> 00:01:41,320 (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) 32 00:01:46,960 --> 00:01:49,240 MR. GAZIDIS: Do you have towel-boy experience? 33 00:01:49,400 --> 00:01:50,760 No, sir, Mr. Gazidis. 34 00:01:50,840 --> 00:01:53,320 But I've always dreamed of someday being in towels. 35 00:01:53,400 --> 00:01:55,960 Oh! I like your gumption, kid, 36 00:01:56,160 --> 00:01:59,120 but I'm not giving you the job of towel boy. 37 00:01:59,560 --> 00:02:03,840 -(GROANS) -I'm giving you the job of Head Towel Boy. 38 00:02:04,120 --> 00:02:06,640 -(WHISTLING) -FEMALE VOICE 1: Mm! (LAUGHING) 39 00:02:07,320 --> 00:02:09,560 -(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) -My usual Head Towel Boy 40 00:02:09,680 --> 00:02:10,920 hasn't applied this year. 41 00:02:11,000 --> 00:02:13,920 And just between you and me, he's a bit of a horse's patoot. 42 00:02:14,000 --> 00:02:15,840 Glenn Ponzi reporting for duty! 43 00:02:16,000 --> 00:02:19,440 -(LORENZO SQUAWKING) -(GASPS) Wright? What are you doing here? 44 00:02:19,680 --> 00:02:22,680 -He's our new Head Towel Boy. -(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) 45 00:02:22,920 --> 00:02:25,440 -What? You can't do that! -(SQUAWKS) 46 00:02:25,600 --> 00:02:29,600 I've been Head Towel Boy for years! I have the badge! 47 00:02:30,000 --> 00:02:34,120 MR. GAZIDIS: Thank you. And your sunscreen And your whistle. 48 00:02:34,400 --> 00:02:35,440 (SQUEAKING) 49 00:02:35,720 --> 00:02:37,440 -Spencer will need that. -(LAUGHS) 50 00:02:37,640 --> 00:02:40,640 But I need this job! (SOBS) 51 00:02:41,240 --> 00:02:42,760 (SIGHS, SQUEAKS) 52 00:02:43,080 --> 00:02:46,600 -I've got a bird to feed... (SOBS) -(GROANING) 53 00:02:47,320 --> 00:02:49,640 ...and no one else will hire me. 54 00:02:51,320 --> 00:02:55,400 That is, I'm still waiting to hear from some people. 55 00:02:55,760 --> 00:02:59,840 Well, I suppose you can stay on as Spencer's assistant. 56 00:03:02,000 --> 00:03:06,640 But you'll have to do everything he says or you're out. Got it, Glenn? 57 00:03:06,840 --> 00:03:07,880 (CHUCKLES) 58 00:03:08,840 --> 00:03:13,800 Don't worry, Glenn. I'll treat you just as fairly as you treat me at school. 59 00:03:13,960 --> 00:03:15,000 (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) 60 00:03:16,400 --> 00:03:20,200 (GRUNTS, PANTS) 61 00:03:21,480 --> 00:03:22,480 (GASPS) 62 00:03:23,720 --> 00:03:24,880 -(YELPS) -Uh, Glenn, 63 00:03:25,240 --> 00:03:27,720 I thought I told you to fold and stack the towels. 64 00:03:27,880 --> 00:03:29,640 -Why, you little... -Uh, uh, uh. 65 00:03:29,840 --> 00:03:34,400 That is no way to talk to your superior. I'd just hate for you to lose the only job 66 00:03:34,560 --> 00:03:37,200 -you could possibly get this summer! -(MUTTERS) 67 00:03:37,480 --> 00:03:38,520 (CHUCKLES) 68 00:03:38,680 --> 00:03:40,960 (MUSIC PLAYING) 69 00:03:42,760 --> 00:03:43,920 (WHISTLE BLOWS) 70 00:03:44,160 --> 00:03:47,320 Oh, Glenny, one of our guests needs help with his sunscreen. 71 00:03:47,480 --> 00:03:48,480 Huh? 72 00:03:48,720 --> 00:03:51,480 Hope you're not afraid of a little man fur. 73 00:03:51,720 --> 00:03:53,000 -(FLIES BUZZING) -(PONZI STUTTERS) 74 00:03:53,120 --> 00:03:54,680 -(MAN FARTING) -(PONZI GROANS) 75 00:03:54,920 --> 00:03:55,920 (SPENCER CHUCKLES) 76 00:03:56,280 --> 00:03:58,760 (HUMMING) 77 00:03:58,960 --> 00:04:00,440 -(WHISTLE BLOWS) -(PANTS) 78 00:04:00,560 --> 00:04:04,400 Hey, Glenn, I'm gonna need you to get a net and clear the water of jellyfish. 79 00:04:04,480 --> 00:04:06,720 Ah, you know what? Getting the net will take too much time. 80 00:04:06,880 --> 00:04:07,880 Just use your hands. 81 00:04:08,600 --> 00:04:10,160 What? (SNARLS) 82 00:04:10,280 --> 00:04:11,960 -(PANTS) -(WATER SPLASHING) 83 00:04:12,120 --> 00:04:15,160 -(JELLYFISH STINGING) -(PONZI SCREAMING, GROANING) 84 00:04:16,040 --> 00:04:20,280 Ooh! (SCREAMS) 85 00:04:20,800 --> 00:04:22,680 -You missed a couple. -(PONZI GRUNTS) 86 00:04:22,840 --> 00:04:24,840 -(JELLYFISH STINGING) -(PONZI GROANING) 87 00:04:27,240 --> 00:04:28,400 (SIGHS) 88 00:04:28,920 --> 00:04:29,920 (SEAGULL SQUAWKING) 89 00:04:30,160 --> 00:04:31,200 Ew! 90 00:04:31,400 --> 00:04:33,840 -(EERIE MUSIC PLAYING) -(ELECTRIC WHIRRING) 91 00:04:33,960 --> 00:04:37,640 -(SQUAWKS) -Hey! Sea rat! 92 00:04:37,760 --> 00:04:42,360 Hey, did anyone ever tell you, you look a lot like Billy Joe Cobra? 93 00:04:43,000 --> 00:04:49,640 (CHUCKLES) Sister, I am... Wait, you can see me? Thanks, gull-buddy! 94 00:04:50,280 --> 00:04:51,280 (CHUCKLES) 95 00:04:51,640 --> 00:04:54,960 Uh, let me treat you to a bro-cone. Mm? 96 00:04:55,120 --> 00:04:57,560 -(EERIE MUSIC PLAYING) -(WHIRRING) 97 00:04:58,200 --> 00:05:00,080 (SEAGULL SQUAWKING) 98 00:05:00,280 --> 00:05:02,880 (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) 99 00:05:08,680 --> 00:05:10,160 (AMBIENT MUSIC PLAYING) 100 00:05:10,600 --> 00:05:13,200 Wow! This wasn't, like, here last year. 101 00:05:13,360 --> 00:05:17,840 Yeah, the Jeevster's making some upgrades. (LAUGHS) I can do that, 102 00:05:18,120 --> 00:05:20,640 'cause I'm tight with the Head Towel Boy. 103 00:05:20,920 --> 00:05:22,040 (GROANS) 104 00:05:23,360 --> 00:05:24,600 (LAUGHS) 105 00:05:27,120 --> 00:05:28,800 Dude! What the ham? 106 00:05:29,000 --> 00:05:31,600 Seagull bait, Brohan! When they air-bomb me, 107 00:05:31,760 --> 00:05:34,600 -it turns me visible! -Ghost, please! 108 00:05:34,720 --> 00:05:38,200 For realsies! Something about bird doo and ecto. 109 00:05:38,560 --> 00:05:41,000 (CHUCKLES) But it wore off, so I need another hit. 110 00:05:41,120 --> 00:05:42,440 -(CHOKES) -(STUTTERS) 111 00:05:42,760 --> 00:05:46,600 Well, you can't just dump garbage here. It's a beach club. 112 00:05:48,840 --> 00:05:49,920 (BELCHES) 113 00:05:50,280 --> 00:05:54,280 It's coolidge, Calvin. I'm tight with the Head Towel Boy. 114 00:05:54,560 --> 00:05:55,920 (GROANS) 115 00:05:57,160 --> 00:06:00,760 You're really in control of your beach, aren't you? 116 00:06:01,000 --> 00:06:03,040 Just clean it up, Glenn. 117 00:06:03,160 --> 00:06:07,640 Fine, but if I were Head Towel Boy, I'd find out who the perpetrator was 118 00:06:07,800 --> 00:06:09,320 and make him rue the day! 119 00:06:10,280 --> 00:06:13,280 But I guess being a pushover is fine, too. 120 00:06:13,440 --> 00:06:15,080 Hey! I am not a pushover! 121 00:06:15,240 --> 00:06:16,480 (SPENCER SCREAMS) 122 00:06:19,160 --> 00:06:20,960 Dad, you can't fish here. 123 00:06:21,120 --> 00:06:26,320 (LAUGHS) I'm sure regular people can't, but when your son is Head Towel Boy, 124 00:06:26,520 --> 00:06:29,560 exceptions can be made. Huh? 125 00:06:29,880 --> 00:06:31,080 Huh? (LAUGHS) 126 00:06:31,400 --> 00:06:32,720 (WOMAN SCREAMING) 127 00:06:33,040 --> 00:06:34,080 (GROWLS) 128 00:06:34,160 --> 00:06:36,120 -(DISCO MUSIC PLAYING) -(CROWD CHEERING) 129 00:06:36,800 --> 00:06:42,520 RAJEEV: Woo-hoo! Beach bonfire! Everybody party! Yeah! (LAUGHS) 130 00:06:42,840 --> 00:06:48,880 (SCREAMS) What are you... Oh, okay, I'm a pushover! What do I do? 131 00:06:49,040 --> 00:06:51,680 (LAUGHS) Glad you asked! 132 00:06:53,040 --> 00:06:54,120 (RAJEEV SIGHS) 133 00:06:54,400 --> 00:06:55,400 (SPENCER CLEARING THROAT) 134 00:06:59,640 --> 00:07:01,200 (RAJEEV SCREAMS, MURMURS) 135 00:07:01,640 --> 00:07:02,880 (WATER SPLASHING) 136 00:07:03,960 --> 00:07:07,840 You're in violation of rule 619 B, subsection10.1, 137 00:07:08,000 --> 00:07:10,160 destroying club property. 138 00:07:10,440 --> 00:07:14,440 Dude, be cool. I'm workin' the Lolo thing here, remember? 139 00:07:18,040 --> 00:07:20,120 -(GROANS) -You're not working squat, Mr. Bhagwati. 140 00:07:20,320 --> 00:07:22,480 You are coming with me. (SCOFFS) 141 00:07:22,680 --> 00:07:24,560 (DRUM MUSIC PLAYING) 142 00:07:24,760 --> 00:07:27,840 (SCRAPING) 143 00:07:29,840 --> 00:07:32,640 Beach detention is now open for business. 144 00:07:32,800 --> 00:07:34,240 (SCREAMS) 145 00:07:35,040 --> 00:07:38,000 You just lost your invite to Party on the VIP deck! 146 00:07:39,400 --> 00:07:40,920 Adrian, music! 147 00:07:41,040 --> 00:07:43,080 (CLUB MUSIC PLAYING) 148 00:07:43,280 --> 00:07:45,440 Hmm. (GRUNTS) 149 00:07:50,440 --> 00:07:55,440 Adrian! Did I tell you to stop? Huh? (SCREAMS) 150 00:07:57,040 --> 00:07:58,080 (LOLO GROANS) 151 00:07:59,120 --> 00:08:02,240 (GASPS, SCREAMS, GROANS) 152 00:08:08,960 --> 00:08:10,000 (CHUCKLES) 153 00:08:10,560 --> 00:08:13,800 Well done, Spencer! They'll respect you for it. 154 00:08:14,920 --> 00:08:18,200 Dude, dude, we need outsies now! The tide is coming in! 155 00:08:18,440 --> 00:08:20,680 -(FARTS) -(WATER BURBLING) 156 00:08:24,200 --> 00:08:27,720 Tell him it's Assistant Towel Boy, Ponzi. I'll hold. 157 00:08:27,880 --> 00:08:28,960 Where is everybody? 158 00:08:29,160 --> 00:08:31,520 Probably at a beach where there aren't so many rules. 159 00:08:31,760 --> 00:08:35,400 Let's face it, no one wants to spend their summer treading water in a pit. 160 00:08:35,840 --> 00:08:36,840 Nasty! 161 00:08:37,040 --> 00:08:38,280 But you told me to... 162 00:08:38,760 --> 00:08:40,520 Oh, hello, Mr. Gazidis. 163 00:08:40,680 --> 00:08:43,480 I thought you might want to come and see what your new Head Towel Boy 164 00:08:43,640 --> 00:08:46,080 has done to your club. Place is pretty deserted. 165 00:08:46,240 --> 00:08:49,800 Yeah, looks like you're not gonna be making much money this summer. 166 00:08:50,040 --> 00:08:53,000 -You'll swing by this afternoon? Super. -(GRUNTS, STUTTERS) 167 00:08:53,480 --> 00:08:54,560 You set me up! 168 00:08:54,720 --> 00:08:58,720 Yes, I did. But this just proves you're not ready to be Head Towel Boy. 169 00:08:59,080 --> 00:09:02,320 You see, Wright, this job isn't about handing out towels. 170 00:09:02,480 --> 00:09:06,360 It's about wisdom, beach savvy, and a keen understanding of... 171 00:09:06,800 --> 00:09:08,800 -(WIND WHOOSHING) -Wright? 172 00:09:10,520 --> 00:09:12,440 (MUSIC PLAYING) 173 00:09:14,120 --> 00:09:16,560 -Hey, Guys! -(SCOFFS) Well, 174 00:09:16,720 --> 00:09:18,440 if it isn't the dictator of the dunes. 175 00:09:18,720 --> 00:09:22,440 Hello, Glenn Ponzi Jr. Hope I'm not breaking any rules. 176 00:09:22,640 --> 00:09:27,160 -Do I have to take my feet off the chair? -Look, you guys, I'm really sorry. 177 00:09:27,360 --> 00:09:30,880 -Sounds suspiciously close to an apology. -It is an apology. 178 00:09:31,040 --> 00:09:33,200 Didn't you hear me say, "I'm sorry"? 179 00:09:33,440 --> 00:09:35,120 Actually, no. (GROANS) 180 00:09:37,400 --> 00:09:40,200 -(SIGHS) That's better. -So, what are you doing here? 181 00:09:40,280 --> 00:09:42,080 Shouldn't you be handing out towels? 182 00:09:42,240 --> 00:09:44,960 There's no one to hand 'em out to, thanks to Ponzi and his tricks. 183 00:09:45,040 --> 00:09:47,920 And I'm gonna be out on my cheeks unless you guys help me. 184 00:09:48,040 --> 00:09:52,040 -What's in it for the Cobra? -Oh, I don't know, maybe some bird poop? 185 00:09:52,200 --> 00:09:53,600 (GASPS) I'm in! 186 00:09:55,440 --> 00:09:57,000 (EXHALES) 187 00:09:57,280 --> 00:09:59,080 -Here comes the air raid! -(SEAGULLS SQUAWKING) 188 00:09:59,160 --> 00:10:00,240 -(SCREAMS) -(SCREAMS) 189 00:10:01,000 --> 00:10:03,880 (REVVING) 190 00:10:04,560 --> 00:10:09,760 (SCREAMS) They're eating me! Make it stop! Make it stop! (GROANS) 191 00:10:09,960 --> 00:10:10,960 (SQUEAKS) 192 00:10:12,640 --> 00:10:14,920 -(SQUAWKS) -(STOMACH RUMBLING) 193 00:10:15,800 --> 00:10:18,800 (GASPS, LAUGHS) Yeah! 194 00:10:20,000 --> 00:10:21,000 Ew. 195 00:10:21,120 --> 00:10:22,760 -(EERIE MUSIC PLAYING) -(ELECTRIC WHIRRING) 196 00:10:22,880 --> 00:10:26,320 Whoa. Cool! (LAUGHS) 197 00:10:26,880 --> 00:10:31,280 (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) 198 00:10:33,040 --> 00:10:36,400 Firing is too good for him, sir. I recommend you give Spencer 199 00:10:36,560 --> 00:10:39,200 a beach detention, then fire him. 200 00:10:39,360 --> 00:10:43,120 (CROWD CHEERING) 201 00:10:43,560 --> 00:10:47,880 Yo! Wassup, Beverly Beach Club? Please give it up 202 00:10:48,040 --> 00:10:51,760 for the world's premier Billy Joe Cobra impersonator, 203 00:10:51,920 --> 00:10:55,240 Billy John Python! 204 00:10:55,800 --> 00:10:57,880 (GUITAR MUSIC PLAYING) 205 00:10:58,360 --> 00:10:59,920 -FEMALE VOICE: Yay! -MALE VOICE: Woo-hoo! 206 00:11:00,080 --> 00:11:01,400 (ALL CHEERING) 207 00:11:01,480 --> 00:11:03,080 -MALE VOICE 2: Yeah! -MALE VOICE 3: Whoo! 208 00:11:04,400 --> 00:11:07,480 Oh, yeah! (CHUCKLES) 209 00:11:08,840 --> 00:11:12,480 Ponzi, what did you drag me out here for? The beach club is hopping! 210 00:11:12,640 --> 00:11:16,520 Spencer! Terrific work. You and I need to talk. 211 00:11:16,800 --> 00:11:18,840 -Okay! -PONZI: But, sir! 212 00:11:19,240 --> 00:11:22,280 Ponzi, there's bird poop all over the beach. 213 00:11:22,360 --> 00:11:24,520 If you want to keep your job, get to work! 214 00:11:25,320 --> 00:11:27,960 Summer's not gonna last forever, Wright. 215 00:11:32,160 --> 00:11:34,080 (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) 216 00:11:35,560 --> 00:11:40,480 Ah! Dudes, I am loving this! A whole summer to chill out at the beach. 217 00:11:40,920 --> 00:11:46,920 For real! Sun, fun, and honeybuns. Oh. 218 00:11:51,480 --> 00:11:53,240 Do ghosts get sunburn? 219 00:11:53,760 --> 00:11:55,480 Gee, good question. 220 00:11:55,680 --> 00:11:59,120 Maybe we should look it up on dorkipedia! Now get lost. 221 00:11:59,440 --> 00:12:05,040 This area is reserved for cool people. The loser section is over there. 222 00:12:10,000 --> 00:12:11,600 Well, you enjoy it then. 223 00:12:11,760 --> 00:12:15,240 Uh, bromigo, you know, no one tells the Cobra what to do, 224 00:12:15,400 --> 00:12:18,440 but the velvet rope must be respected. 225 00:12:20,360 --> 00:12:22,920 (GRUNTS) 226 00:12:23,560 --> 00:12:25,200 -(ADRIAN GRUNTS) -That's a crock! 227 00:12:25,520 --> 00:12:30,480 I'm stayin' right here... Oh! (GROANS) 228 00:12:32,520 --> 00:12:33,800 First day at the beach, 229 00:12:33,880 --> 00:12:37,960 and I've already had face time with Lolo! (LAUGHS) 230 00:12:39,920 --> 00:12:42,440 And if you think she's diggin' my salsa now, 231 00:12:42,800 --> 00:12:47,000 just wait till I rock this muscle cream. It says it's guaranteed 232 00:12:47,160 --> 00:12:51,400 to give me the ripped bod that chicks go ape sauce for. 233 00:12:52,840 --> 00:12:54,640 -(BUZZING) -(SNIFFS, GROANS) 234 00:12:54,840 --> 00:12:57,200 That stuff reeks like discount sushi. 235 00:12:57,640 --> 00:12:59,240 Huh? Says here it's made 236 00:12:59,400 --> 00:13:01,760 -with a real fish oil. -(MAN GRUNTS) 237 00:13:02,000 --> 00:13:05,520 I am gonna be buff like a barracuda! 238 00:13:06,960 --> 00:13:10,280 Hey! (GRUNTS) 239 00:13:11,160 --> 00:13:15,000 Maybe this goop is just missing the secret ingredient. 240 00:13:15,280 --> 00:13:18,280 Straight up! Everything goes better with ecto! 241 00:13:18,600 --> 00:13:20,640 (INHALES, EXHALES) 242 00:13:20,840 --> 00:13:23,160 -Ew! -(CHUCKLES) 243 00:13:23,400 --> 00:13:25,240 -(EERIE MUSIC PLAYING) -Oh, yeah! 244 00:13:25,400 --> 00:13:26,400 (BILLY CHUCKLES) 245 00:13:26,720 --> 00:13:29,400 (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) 246 00:13:30,760 --> 00:13:32,400 (THUNDER RUMBLING) 247 00:13:33,880 --> 00:13:34,880 (GASPS) 248 00:13:35,440 --> 00:13:38,040 Looking ripped, huh? Oh. 249 00:13:38,280 --> 00:13:41,160 Did you happen to notice that you're half fish? 250 00:13:42,480 --> 00:13:46,040 Oh, that, yeah. Guess it's just one of those ecto side effects. 251 00:13:46,280 --> 00:13:47,720 But check out my trapezius! 252 00:13:47,920 --> 00:13:49,480 -(SKIN STRETCHING) -(STRAINS) 253 00:13:51,880 --> 00:13:54,840 -Billy! -(STUTTERS) It wasn't my idea. 254 00:13:55,560 --> 00:13:56,960 -Here now, is me... -(YELPS) 255 00:13:57,040 --> 00:14:00,000 ...Greg Slick, live at the Beverly Heights Beach... 256 00:14:00,160 --> 00:14:01,720 -Huh? -...where a merman 257 00:14:01,800 --> 00:14:05,840 has just washed up on shore! Mermen are super-hot right now. 258 00:14:05,960 --> 00:14:07,000 -Care to comment? -(GROANS) 259 00:14:07,440 --> 00:14:10,800 Wassup, Beverly Heights! (CHUCKLES) 260 00:14:11,280 --> 00:14:13,200 (GIRLS CHEERING) 261 00:14:13,360 --> 00:14:16,200 Are you celebrities? What are you doing in my shot? 262 00:14:16,640 --> 00:14:19,920 We're Rajeev... I mean, the merman's BFFs. 263 00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:23,320 So, Mermy, we're going back to the VIP section, 264 00:14:23,480 --> 00:14:25,160 'cause it, like, totally smells over here, 265 00:14:25,440 --> 00:14:28,320 but you should definitely come hang. (CHUCKLES) 266 00:14:28,520 --> 00:14:30,400 Since we're best friends and all. 267 00:14:31,560 --> 00:14:35,440 Oh, you're such a phony, Lolo. You were dissing Rajeev a minute ago 268 00:14:35,600 --> 00:14:37,840 and now you wanna hang out, just 'cause he's famous. 269 00:14:38,280 --> 00:14:39,520 (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) 270 00:14:39,800 --> 00:14:43,800 Yo! I really don't appreciate you raggin' on my entourage. 271 00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:46,880 I didn't think you'd be so jealous of my celebri-tude. 272 00:14:47,080 --> 00:14:49,280 I thought you were a bigger man than that. 273 00:14:49,560 --> 00:14:53,320 I'm gonna hit that VIP section while you cool off. 274 00:14:53,760 --> 00:14:55,680 -(GIRLS CHEERING) -'Slaters. 275 00:14:55,840 --> 00:14:57,440 (CHEERING CONTINUES) 276 00:14:57,520 --> 00:15:00,240 -Huh. Can you believe that drill bit? -(GROANS) 277 00:15:00,560 --> 00:15:04,360 We need to take that wanna-bro down a peg! I know! 278 00:15:04,640 --> 00:15:07,400 (LAUGHS) I'll make you so famous the world will forget 279 00:15:07,560 --> 00:15:09,400 all about that overstuffed flounder! 280 00:15:09,560 --> 00:15:11,080 -Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. -Let's do this. 281 00:15:12,360 --> 00:15:15,480 (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) 282 00:15:19,160 --> 00:15:24,160 Just pretend I'm not here. I wanna get some B-roll for Merman Week. 283 00:15:24,360 --> 00:15:26,600 (MUSIC PLAYING) 284 00:15:28,040 --> 00:15:29,360 (SEAGULLS CHIRPING) 285 00:15:29,560 --> 00:15:34,280 Whoa! Guys, you got it all wrong! I'm a celebrity, not a fish! 286 00:15:35,400 --> 00:15:37,720 -(SCREAMS) -(THUDS) 287 00:15:38,080 --> 00:15:39,320 (RAJEEV GROANS) 288 00:15:39,520 --> 00:15:42,080 (KLEET GASPS) 289 00:15:42,840 --> 00:15:43,880 (KLEET GRUNTS) 290 00:15:45,720 --> 00:15:48,880 -(GIRLS LAUGH) -Oh, merman! We'll help you! 291 00:15:49,600 --> 00:15:54,360 So, here's the plan. You show off your mega-rad surfing skills, 292 00:15:54,560 --> 00:16:00,080 the papparazzles film you, and viola, the world is like, Mer-bro who? (CHUCKLES) 293 00:16:01,280 --> 00:16:04,960 Little problem. I don't have mega-rad surfing skills! 294 00:16:05,400 --> 00:16:07,120 Yeah but you got me. 295 00:16:07,680 --> 00:16:12,120 Remember my movie Surfin' Brofari? (LAUGHS) I did all my own stunts. 296 00:16:12,560 --> 00:16:14,480 So, all you gotta do is stand on the board, 297 00:16:14,560 --> 00:16:16,760 and let the Cobra take care of the rest. 298 00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:19,720 So, the key to surfing is to wait for your wave. 299 00:16:19,880 --> 00:16:23,560 It's got to be huge, massive, a super-gnarly wall of... 300 00:16:23,720 --> 00:16:24,720 Like that one? 301 00:16:26,920 --> 00:16:27,960 BILLY: Whoo! 302 00:16:33,080 --> 00:16:35,760 (GRUNTS) I guess I tear up the waves a little better 303 00:16:35,840 --> 00:16:37,560 when there's a green screen behind me. 304 00:16:42,280 --> 00:16:45,840 Hey, Mr. Merman, will you sign my sea bass? 305 00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:47,040 (FLIES BUZZING) 306 00:16:47,240 --> 00:16:48,480 Of course! 307 00:16:48,760 --> 00:16:49,800 (MAN SCREAMING) 308 00:16:49,920 --> 00:16:51,040 (ALL SCREAM) 309 00:16:51,240 --> 00:16:54,720 (COOING) 310 00:16:57,000 --> 00:16:58,320 (GIRLS SCREAMING) 311 00:16:58,480 --> 00:17:01,880 Oh. No, no, no! (GRUNTS) 312 00:17:02,080 --> 00:17:05,680 Hello, that tickles! Get off me! (GRUNTS) 313 00:17:06,480 --> 00:17:08,720 (SEAL COOING) 314 00:17:11,480 --> 00:17:12,880 (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) 315 00:17:17,400 --> 00:17:23,280 (LAUGHS) 316 00:17:23,680 --> 00:17:26,200 Okay, I know how we're gonna out-celeb Rajeev. 317 00:17:26,360 --> 00:17:29,760 The media loves a hero, right? What if I save someone's life? 318 00:17:29,880 --> 00:17:31,960 Brill O'Riley! (LAUGHS) 319 00:17:32,760 --> 00:17:34,920 But I don't see any brosephs in need of herosephs. 320 00:17:35,560 --> 00:17:37,280 That's where you come in. 321 00:17:38,200 --> 00:17:39,200 Ah. 322 00:17:39,640 --> 00:17:41,000 (LAUGHS) 323 00:17:46,040 --> 00:17:49,760 Help! I spent so much time being a buzzkill, 324 00:17:49,920 --> 00:17:52,560 I never learned to swim! Help! 325 00:17:54,080 --> 00:17:55,160 Help! 326 00:17:55,360 --> 00:17:58,280 Here now, is me, Greg Slick, reporting from the beach, 327 00:17:58,440 --> 00:18:01,840 where a toupee'd man met with a tragic end today. 328 00:18:02,280 --> 00:18:03,640 (PANTS) 329 00:18:03,840 --> 00:18:08,160 Not yet! I, Spencer Wright, am gonna save him! 330 00:18:08,600 --> 00:18:09,720 (SPENCER GRUNTS) 331 00:18:13,880 --> 00:18:16,600 Huh? Yikes! Jellyfish! 332 00:18:16,760 --> 00:18:19,600 (PANTS) I gotcha. 333 00:18:23,520 --> 00:18:25,960 -(GROANS) Hey! Hey! -What in the... 334 00:18:26,080 --> 00:18:27,440 I'm just trying to help! 335 00:18:30,360 --> 00:18:32,120 Quit it! Ow! 336 00:18:35,560 --> 00:18:40,280 (FLIES BUZZING) 337 00:18:40,600 --> 00:18:44,920 -(GROANS, GAGS) -Alone at last. 338 00:18:48,080 --> 00:18:49,680 Yeah, sure. 339 00:18:51,080 --> 00:18:55,120 So, is that a beach chair or a loveseat? 340 00:18:57,400 --> 00:19:00,200 Ew! (GROANS, GAGS) 341 00:19:00,360 --> 00:19:02,920 -You reek! (GROANS) -(LAUGHS) 342 00:19:03,160 --> 00:19:08,280 You don't laugh at me. I'm a celebrity! You wanna lose your access? 343 00:19:10,160 --> 00:19:13,240 -(GROANS) -(SEAGULLS SQUAWKING) 344 00:19:13,440 --> 00:19:16,120 Guys, I'm a celebrity, not a fish! 345 00:19:16,880 --> 00:19:18,080 -(GROANING) -(THUDDING) 346 00:19:18,400 --> 00:19:20,640 (SEAL COOING) 347 00:19:21,400 --> 00:19:26,120 Oh! You again! (GRUNTS) Go away! I'm seeing someone! 348 00:19:26,400 --> 00:19:27,520 (ALL LAUGH) 349 00:19:27,720 --> 00:19:31,480 He, like, may be a merman, but he's still Rajeev. 350 00:19:31,640 --> 00:19:34,720 (LAUGHS) Mer-loser! (LAUGHS) 351 00:19:35,040 --> 00:19:38,720 (ALL LAUGHING) 352 00:19:39,520 --> 00:19:44,800 Nine thousand four-hundred-forty-nine, nine thousand four-hundred-fifty. (GRUNTS) 353 00:19:45,040 --> 00:19:46,600 What's uppenin', Bronaldo? 354 00:19:46,680 --> 00:19:50,240 I'm trying to break the record for juggling a soccer ball with flippers. 355 00:19:50,440 --> 00:19:53,040 The press corps is gonna go... (GRUNTS) ...ape sauce, 356 00:19:53,120 --> 00:19:55,360 and it'll be later-much, Rajeev! 357 00:19:55,600 --> 00:19:57,720 Nine thousand four-hundred-fifty-seven, 358 00:19:57,800 --> 00:20:00,240 -nine thousand-four hundred-fifty-eight... -Good thinking, Lincoln. Fry? 359 00:20:00,520 --> 00:20:02,600 Come on. Gotta keep your strength up, Broteus. 360 00:20:02,760 --> 00:20:04,280 Lemme lay some ketchup on it for ya. 361 00:20:04,480 --> 00:20:06,480 SPENCER: Nine thousand four-hundred-sixty-two. 362 00:20:06,680 --> 00:20:08,680 One more! Yeah! 363 00:20:09,760 --> 00:20:10,760 BILLY: Oops! 364 00:20:12,440 --> 00:20:14,520 (GRUNTS, SCREAMS) 365 00:20:14,640 --> 00:20:17,280 Dude! Why would you give up with just one to go? 366 00:20:17,520 --> 00:20:21,480 (SCREAMS) 367 00:20:22,200 --> 00:20:24,520 (WHOOSHING) 368 00:20:25,480 --> 00:20:26,960 (GROANS) 369 00:20:27,240 --> 00:20:30,840 (GRUNTS, SNARLS) 370 00:20:32,600 --> 00:20:33,960 (LOUD BURST) 371 00:20:36,560 --> 00:20:38,360 (GRUNTS) 372 00:20:39,720 --> 00:20:42,600 (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) Hey, dudes, what's the haps? 373 00:20:42,800 --> 00:20:44,560 (SCOFFS) What do you want? 374 00:20:44,720 --> 00:20:47,360 I thought it was bad for your rep to be seen with us. 375 00:20:47,520 --> 00:20:51,600 Oh, okay, straight up. I was a major chump trumpet to you peeps. 376 00:20:51,800 --> 00:20:52,960 I'm really sorry. 377 00:20:54,280 --> 00:20:58,240 Yeah, well, I... I guess I went a little nut-cake on you, too. 378 00:20:58,560 --> 00:21:01,920 Now that we're homies again, I could really use some help ditching 379 00:21:02,080 --> 00:21:07,120 -the stinky fish bod. -Easy-peasy. Alls we gotta do is... 380 00:21:07,400 --> 00:21:08,800 (FLIES BUZZING) 381 00:21:09,800 --> 00:21:12,840 -You have no idea. -Yes! That is what I mean! 382 00:21:13,080 --> 00:21:14,960 Oh! Okay, lemme think. 383 00:21:15,200 --> 00:21:18,160 If ecto and fish oil turned him into a merman, 384 00:21:18,320 --> 00:21:21,360 maybe ecto and the opposite of fish oil will turn him back. 385 00:21:21,840 --> 00:21:25,640 -(STUTTERS) A-ha! -The opposite of fish oil? 386 00:21:26,920 --> 00:21:28,800 Got it in one! BRB. 387 00:21:29,040 --> 00:21:31,840 (MUSIC PLAYING) 388 00:21:32,280 --> 00:21:35,360 -Motor oil? -Yeah! Genius, right? 389 00:21:36,520 --> 00:21:38,400 (BILLY GRUNTS) 390 00:21:47,480 --> 00:21:48,760 (RAJEEV CHUCKLES) 391 00:21:50,240 --> 00:21:51,720 -Hey! -BILLY: Wow. (CHUCKLES) 392 00:21:52,920 --> 00:21:54,960 -Huh? (GASPS) -Huh? (GASPS) 393 00:21:55,800 --> 00:22:00,600 (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) 394 00:22:01,680 --> 00:22:03,120 Problem solved. 395 00:22:03,280 --> 00:22:05,720 -(RAJEEV BEEPING) -(LAUGHS) Let's take him for a test drive! 396 00:22:05,920 --> 00:22:08,560 -(EXCLAIMS) -Dudes, you gotta do something! 397 00:22:08,760 --> 00:22:10,840 I don't wanna be a freak-boy forever! 398 00:22:11,440 --> 00:22:13,920 Here now, is me Greg Slick, live at Beverly Beach, 399 00:22:14,080 --> 00:22:20,480 -where a car-man has just been sighted! -Car-man? That is so bomb! 400 00:22:20,960 --> 00:22:22,360 (CROWD CHEERING) 401 00:22:22,800 --> 00:22:27,200 What can I say? It's my destiny to be a celeb! 402 00:22:27,440 --> 00:22:29,000 -MALE VOICE: Aw. -FEMALE VOICE: Aw. 403 00:22:29,080 --> 00:22:31,240 (FANFARE PLAYING) 404 00:22:32,360 --> 00:22:36,240 (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) 405 00:22:38,080 --> 00:22:39,080 MALE VOICE: Yes! 30351

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