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Yo! Spencer Wright here.
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And Billy Joe Cobra.
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He's an invisible ghost.
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How is it that only my homebods and I
can see him?
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We've each got some of Billy Joe's gear.
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CHEERS: Yee-haw!
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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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BILLY: Dude, that's my ghost!
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(MUSIC PLAYING)
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Before we adjourn for summer,
remember that even if you're not
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in the classroom,
your education should never stop.
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-Every day is...
-(SCHOOL BELL RINGING)
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Woo-hoo! I'm outta here! Beach party!
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(SLURPS)
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FEMALE VOICE: Are you guys, like,
going to the beach club tomorrow?
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FEMALE VOICE 2:
Totally! I hope I, like, get a good chair.
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We are so hittin' the beach tomorrow.
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Sold. I need to catch some rays.
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Not me. Makin' movies costs major scrilla.
I gotta find a job this summer.
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Maybe you can get some employ-age
at the beach club.
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That way we can still do the hang thing.
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Huh. I like what you're spewing.
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-Mr. Wright!
-(GASPS)
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(SLURPS)
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-Detention!
-What? But school's over! For what?
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-(PONZI GRUNTS)
-(SPENCER GROANS)
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Littering.
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-(GRUNTS)
-And destruction of school property.
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Let's make it double detention. (LAUGHS)
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(GRUNTS)
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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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MR. GAZIDIS:
Do you have towel-boy experience?
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No, sir, Mr. Gazidis.
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But I've always dreamed of someday being
in towels.
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Oh! I like your gumption, kid,
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but I'm not giving you
the job of towel boy.
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-(GROANS)
-I'm giving you the job of Head Towel Boy.
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-(WHISTLING)
-FEMALE VOICE 1: Mm! (LAUGHING)
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-(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
-My usual Head Towel Boy
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hasn't applied this year.
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And just between you and me,
he's a bit of a horse's patoot.
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Glenn Ponzi reporting for duty!
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-(LORENZO SQUAWKING)
-(GASPS) Wright? What are you doing here?
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-He's our new Head Towel Boy.
-(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
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-What? You can't do that!
-(SQUAWKS)
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I've been Head Towel Boy for years!
I have the badge!
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MR. GAZIDIS: Thank you. And your sunscreen
And your whistle.
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(SQUEAKING)
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-Spencer will need that.
-(LAUGHS)
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But I need this job! (SOBS)
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(SIGHS, SQUEAKS)
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-I've got a bird to feed... (SOBS)
-(GROANING)
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...and no one else will hire me.
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That is, I'm still waiting to hear
from some people.
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Well, I suppose you can stay on
as Spencer's assistant.
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But you'll have to do everything he says
or you're out. Got it, Glenn?
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(CHUCKLES)
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Don't worry, Glenn. I'll treat you just
as fairly as you treat me at school.
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(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
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(GRUNTS, PANTS)
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(GASPS)
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-(YELPS)
-Uh, Glenn,
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I thought I told you to fold
and stack the towels.
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-Why, you little...
-Uh, uh, uh.
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That is no way to talk to your superior.
I'd just hate for you to lose the only job
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-you could possibly get this summer!
-(MUTTERS)
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(CHUCKLES)
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(MUSIC PLAYING)
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(WHISTLE BLOWS)
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Oh, Glenny, one of our guests needs help
with his sunscreen.
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Huh?
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Hope you're not afraid
of a little man fur.
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-(FLIES BUZZING)
-(PONZI STUTTERS)
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-(MAN FARTING)
-(PONZI GROANS)
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(SPENCER CHUCKLES)
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(HUMMING)
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-(WHISTLE BLOWS)
-(PANTS)
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Hey, Glenn, I'm gonna need you to get
a net and clear the water of jellyfish.
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Ah, you know what?
Getting the net will take too much time.
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Just use your hands.
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What? (SNARLS)
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-(PANTS)
-(WATER SPLASHING)
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-(JELLYFISH STINGING)
-(PONZI SCREAMING, GROANING)
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Ooh! (SCREAMS)
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-You missed a couple.
-(PONZI GRUNTS)
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-(JELLYFISH STINGING)
-(PONZI GROANING)
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(SIGHS)
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(SEAGULL SQUAWKING)
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Ew!
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-(EERIE MUSIC PLAYING)
-(ELECTRIC WHIRRING)
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-(SQUAWKS)
-Hey! Sea rat!
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Hey, did anyone ever tell you,
you look a lot like Billy Joe Cobra?
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(CHUCKLES) Sister, I am...
Wait, you can see me? Thanks, gull-buddy!
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(CHUCKLES)
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Uh, let me treat you to a bro-cone. Mm?
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-(EERIE MUSIC PLAYING)
-(WHIRRING)
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(SEAGULL SQUAWKING)
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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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(AMBIENT MUSIC PLAYING)
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Wow! This wasn't, like, here last year.
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Yeah, the Jeevster's making some upgrades.
(LAUGHS) I can do that,
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'cause I'm tight with the Head Towel Boy.
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(GROANS)
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(LAUGHS)
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Dude! What the ham?
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Seagull bait, Brohan!
When they air-bomb me,
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-it turns me visible!
-Ghost, please!
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For realsies!
Something about bird doo and ecto.
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(CHUCKLES)
But it wore off, so I need another hit.
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-(CHOKES)
-(STUTTERS)
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Well, you can't just dump garbage here.
It's a beach club.
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(BELCHES)
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It's coolidge, Calvin.
I'm tight with the Head Towel Boy.
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(GROANS)
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You're really in control of your beach,
aren't you?
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Just clean it up, Glenn.
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Fine, but if I were Head Towel Boy,
I'd find out who the perpetrator was
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and make him rue the day!
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But I guess being a pushover is fine, too.
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Hey! I am not a pushover!
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(SPENCER SCREAMS)
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Dad, you can't fish here.
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(LAUGHS) I'm sure regular people can't,
but when your son is Head Towel Boy,
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exceptions can be made. Huh?
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Huh? (LAUGHS)
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(WOMAN SCREAMING)
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(GROWLS)
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-(DISCO MUSIC PLAYING)
-(CROWD CHEERING)
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RAJEEV: Woo-hoo! Beach bonfire!
Everybody party! Yeah! (LAUGHS)
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(SCREAMS) What are you...
Oh, okay, I'm a pushover! What do I do?
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(LAUGHS) Glad you asked!
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(RAJEEV SIGHS)
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(SPENCER CLEARING THROAT)
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(RAJEEV SCREAMS, MURMURS)
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(WATER SPLASHING)
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You're in violation of rule 619 B,
subsection10.1,
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destroying club property.
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Dude, be cool. I'm workin'
the Lolo thing here, remember?
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-(GROANS)
-You're not working squat, Mr. Bhagwati.
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You are coming with me. (SCOFFS)
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(DRUM MUSIC PLAYING)
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(SCRAPING)
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Beach detention is now open for business.
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(SCREAMS)
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You just lost your invite
to Party on the VIP deck!
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Adrian, music!
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(CLUB MUSIC PLAYING)
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Hmm. (GRUNTS)
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Adrian! Did I tell you to stop? Huh?
(SCREAMS)
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(LOLO GROANS)
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(GASPS, SCREAMS, GROANS)
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(CHUCKLES)
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Well done, Spencer!
They'll respect you for it.
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Dude, dude, we need outsies now!
The tide is coming in!
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-(FARTS)
-(WATER BURBLING)
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Tell him it's Assistant Towel Boy, Ponzi.
I'll hold.
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Where is everybody?
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Probably at a beach
where there aren't so many rules.
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Let's face it, no one wants to spend
their summer treading water in a pit.
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Nasty!
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But you told me to...
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Oh, hello, Mr. Gazidis.
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I thought you might want to come
and see what your new Head Towel Boy
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has done to your club.
Place is pretty deserted.
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Yeah, looks like you're not gonna
be making much money this summer.
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-You'll swing by this afternoon? Super.
-(GRUNTS, STUTTERS)
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You set me up!
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Yes, I did. But this just proves
you're not ready to be Head Towel Boy.
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You see, Wright,
this job isn't about handing out towels.
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It's about wisdom, beach savvy,
and a keen understanding of...
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-(WIND WHOOSHING)
-Wright?
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(MUSIC PLAYING)
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-Hey, Guys!
-(SCOFFS) Well,
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if it isn't the dictator of the dunes.
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Hello, Glenn Ponzi Jr.
Hope I'm not breaking any rules.
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-Do I have to take my feet off the chair?
-Look, you guys, I'm really sorry.
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-Sounds suspiciously close to an apology.
-It is an apology.
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Didn't you hear me say, "I'm sorry"?
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Actually, no. (GROANS)
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-(SIGHS) That's better.
-So, what are you doing here?
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Shouldn't you be handing out towels?
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There's no one to hand 'em out to,
thanks to Ponzi and his tricks.
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And I'm gonna be out on my cheeks
unless you guys help me.
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-What's in it for the Cobra?
-Oh, I don't know, maybe some bird poop?
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(GASPS) I'm in!
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(EXHALES)
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-Here comes the air raid!
-(SEAGULLS SQUAWKING)
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-(SCREAMS)
-(SCREAMS)
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(REVVING)
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(SCREAMS) They're eating me! Make it stop!
Make it stop! (GROANS)
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(SQUEAKS)
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-(SQUAWKS)
-(STOMACH RUMBLING)
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(GASPS, LAUGHS) Yeah!
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Ew.
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-(EERIE MUSIC PLAYING)
-(ELECTRIC WHIRRING)
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Whoa. Cool! (LAUGHS)
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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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Firing is too good for him, sir.
I recommend you give Spencer
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a beach detention, then fire him.
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(CROWD CHEERING)
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Yo! Wassup, Beverly Beach Club?
Please give it up
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for the world's premier
Billy Joe Cobra impersonator,
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Billy John Python!
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(GUITAR MUSIC PLAYING)
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-FEMALE VOICE: Yay!
-MALE VOICE: Woo-hoo!
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(ALL CHEERING)
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-MALE VOICE 2: Yeah!
-MALE VOICE 3: Whoo!
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Oh, yeah! (CHUCKLES)
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Ponzi, what did you drag me out here for?
The beach club is hopping!
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Spencer! Terrific work.
You and I need to talk.
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-Okay!
-PONZI: But, sir!
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Ponzi, there's bird poop all over
the beach.
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If you want to keep your job, get to work!
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Summer's not gonna last forever, Wright.
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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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Ah! Dudes, I am loving this!
A whole summer to chill out at the beach.
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For real! Sun, fun, and honeybuns. Oh.
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Do ghosts get sunburn?
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Gee, good question.
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Maybe we should look it up
on dorkipedia! Now get lost.
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This area is reserved for cool people.
The loser section is over there.
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Well, you enjoy it then.
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Uh, bromigo, you know,
no one tells the Cobra what to do,
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but the velvet rope must be respected.
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(GRUNTS)
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-(ADRIAN GRUNTS)
-That's a crock!
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I'm stayin' right here... Oh! (GROANS)
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First day at the beach,
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and I've already had face time with Lolo!
(LAUGHS)
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And if you think
she's diggin' my salsa now,
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just wait till I rock this muscle cream.
It says it's guaranteed
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to give me the ripped bod that chicks go
ape sauce for.
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-(BUZZING)
-(SNIFFS, GROANS)
234
00:12:54,840 --> 00:12:57,200
That stuff reeks like discount sushi.
235
00:12:57,640 --> 00:12:59,240
Huh? Says here it's made
236
00:12:59,400 --> 00:13:01,760
-with a real fish oil.
-(MAN GRUNTS)
237
00:13:02,000 --> 00:13:05,520
I am gonna be buff like a barracuda!
238
00:13:06,960 --> 00:13:10,280
Hey! (GRUNTS)
239
00:13:11,160 --> 00:13:15,000
Maybe this goop is just missing
the secret ingredient.
240
00:13:15,280 --> 00:13:18,280
Straight up!
Everything goes better with ecto!
241
00:13:18,600 --> 00:13:20,640
(INHALES, EXHALES)
242
00:13:20,840 --> 00:13:23,160
-Ew!
-(CHUCKLES)
243
00:13:23,400 --> 00:13:25,240
-(EERIE MUSIC PLAYING)
-Oh, yeah!
244
00:13:25,400 --> 00:13:26,400
(BILLY CHUCKLES)
245
00:13:26,720 --> 00:13:29,400
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
246
00:13:30,760 --> 00:13:32,400
(THUNDER RUMBLING)
247
00:13:33,880 --> 00:13:34,880
(GASPS)
248
00:13:35,440 --> 00:13:38,040
Looking ripped, huh? Oh.
249
00:13:38,280 --> 00:13:41,160
Did you happen to notice
that you're half fish?
250
00:13:42,480 --> 00:13:46,040
Oh, that, yeah. Guess it's just one
of those ecto side effects.
251
00:13:46,280 --> 00:13:47,720
But check out my trapezius!
252
00:13:47,920 --> 00:13:49,480
-(SKIN STRETCHING)
-(STRAINS)
253
00:13:51,880 --> 00:13:54,840
-Billy!
-(STUTTERS) It wasn't my idea.
254
00:13:55,560 --> 00:13:56,960
-Here now, is me...
-(YELPS)
255
00:13:57,040 --> 00:14:00,000
...Greg Slick,
live at the Beverly Heights Beach...
256
00:14:00,160 --> 00:14:01,720
-Huh?
-...where a merman
257
00:14:01,800 --> 00:14:05,840
has just washed up on shore!
Mermen are super-hot right now.
258
00:14:05,960 --> 00:14:07,000
-Care to comment?
-(GROANS)
259
00:14:07,440 --> 00:14:10,800
Wassup, Beverly Heights! (CHUCKLES)
260
00:14:11,280 --> 00:14:13,200
(GIRLS CHEERING)
261
00:14:13,360 --> 00:14:16,200
Are you celebrities?
What are you doing in my shot?
262
00:14:16,640 --> 00:14:19,920
We're Rajeev... I mean, the merman's BFFs.
263
00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:23,320
So, Mermy, we're going back
to the VIP section,
264
00:14:23,480 --> 00:14:25,160
'cause it, like, totally smells over here,
265
00:14:25,440 --> 00:14:28,320
but you should definitely come hang.
(CHUCKLES)
266
00:14:28,520 --> 00:14:30,400
Since we're best friends and all.
267
00:14:31,560 --> 00:14:35,440
Oh, you're such a phony, Lolo.
You were dissing Rajeev a minute ago
268
00:14:35,600 --> 00:14:37,840
and now you wanna hang out,
just 'cause he's famous.
269
00:14:38,280 --> 00:14:39,520
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
270
00:14:39,800 --> 00:14:43,800
Yo! I really don't appreciate you raggin'
on my entourage.
271
00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:46,880
I didn't think you'd be so jealous
of my celebri-tude.
272
00:14:47,080 --> 00:14:49,280
I thought you were a bigger man than that.
273
00:14:49,560 --> 00:14:53,320
I'm gonna hit that VIP section
while you cool off.
274
00:14:53,760 --> 00:14:55,680
-(GIRLS CHEERING)
-'Slaters.
275
00:14:55,840 --> 00:14:57,440
(CHEERING CONTINUES)
276
00:14:57,520 --> 00:15:00,240
-Huh. Can you believe that drill bit?
-(GROANS)
277
00:15:00,560 --> 00:15:04,360
We need to take that wanna-bro down a peg!
I know!
278
00:15:04,640 --> 00:15:07,400
(LAUGHS) I'll make you so famous
the world will forget
279
00:15:07,560 --> 00:15:09,400
all about that overstuffed flounder!
280
00:15:09,560 --> 00:15:11,080
-Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
-Let's do this.
281
00:15:12,360 --> 00:15:15,480
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
282
00:15:19,160 --> 00:15:24,160
Just pretend I'm not here.
I wanna get some B-roll for Merman Week.
283
00:15:24,360 --> 00:15:26,600
(MUSIC PLAYING)
284
00:15:28,040 --> 00:15:29,360
(SEAGULLS CHIRPING)
285
00:15:29,560 --> 00:15:34,280
Whoa! Guys, you got it all wrong!
I'm a celebrity, not a fish!
286
00:15:35,400 --> 00:15:37,720
-(SCREAMS)
-(THUDS)
287
00:15:38,080 --> 00:15:39,320
(RAJEEV GROANS)
288
00:15:39,520 --> 00:15:42,080
(KLEET GASPS)
289
00:15:42,840 --> 00:15:43,880
(KLEET GRUNTS)
290
00:15:45,720 --> 00:15:48,880
-(GIRLS LAUGH)
-Oh, merman! We'll help you!
291
00:15:49,600 --> 00:15:54,360
So, here's the plan. You show off
your mega-rad surfing skills,
292
00:15:54,560 --> 00:16:00,080
the papparazzles film you, and viola,
the world is like, Mer-bro who? (CHUCKLES)
293
00:16:01,280 --> 00:16:04,960
Little problem.
I don't have mega-rad surfing skills!
294
00:16:05,400 --> 00:16:07,120
Yeah but you got me.
295
00:16:07,680 --> 00:16:12,120
Remember my movie Surfin' Brofari?
(LAUGHS) I did all my own stunts.
296
00:16:12,560 --> 00:16:14,480
So, all you gotta do is stand
on the board,
297
00:16:14,560 --> 00:16:16,760
and let the Cobra take care of the rest.
298
00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:19,720
So, the key to surfing
is to wait for your wave.
299
00:16:19,880 --> 00:16:23,560
It's got to be huge, massive,
a super-gnarly wall of...
300
00:16:23,720 --> 00:16:24,720
Like that one?
301
00:16:26,920 --> 00:16:27,960
BILLY: Whoo!
302
00:16:33,080 --> 00:16:35,760
(GRUNTS) I guess I tear up the waves
a little better
303
00:16:35,840 --> 00:16:37,560
when there's a green screen behind me.
304
00:16:42,280 --> 00:16:45,840
Hey, Mr. Merman,
will you sign my sea bass?
305
00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:47,040
(FLIES BUZZING)
306
00:16:47,240 --> 00:16:48,480
Of course!
307
00:16:48,760 --> 00:16:49,800
(MAN SCREAMING)
308
00:16:49,920 --> 00:16:51,040
(ALL SCREAM)
309
00:16:51,240 --> 00:16:54,720
(COOING)
310
00:16:57,000 --> 00:16:58,320
(GIRLS SCREAMING)
311
00:16:58,480 --> 00:17:01,880
Oh. No, no, no! (GRUNTS)
312
00:17:02,080 --> 00:17:05,680
Hello, that tickles! Get off me! (GRUNTS)
313
00:17:06,480 --> 00:17:08,720
(SEAL COOING)
314
00:17:11,480 --> 00:17:12,880
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
315
00:17:17,400 --> 00:17:23,280
(LAUGHS)
316
00:17:23,680 --> 00:17:26,200
Okay, I know
how we're gonna out-celeb Rajeev.
317
00:17:26,360 --> 00:17:29,760
The media loves a hero, right?
What if I save someone's life?
318
00:17:29,880 --> 00:17:31,960
Brill O'Riley! (LAUGHS)
319
00:17:32,760 --> 00:17:34,920
But I don't see any brosephs
in need of herosephs.
320
00:17:35,560 --> 00:17:37,280
That's where you come in.
321
00:17:38,200 --> 00:17:39,200
Ah.
322
00:17:39,640 --> 00:17:41,000
(LAUGHS)
323
00:17:46,040 --> 00:17:49,760
Help!
I spent so much time being a buzzkill,
324
00:17:49,920 --> 00:17:52,560
I never learned to swim! Help!
325
00:17:54,080 --> 00:17:55,160
Help!
326
00:17:55,360 --> 00:17:58,280
Here now, is me, Greg Slick,
reporting from the beach,
327
00:17:58,440 --> 00:18:01,840
where a toupee'd man met
with a tragic end today.
328
00:18:02,280 --> 00:18:03,640
(PANTS)
329
00:18:03,840 --> 00:18:08,160
Not yet! I, Spencer Wright,
am gonna save him!
330
00:18:08,600 --> 00:18:09,720
(SPENCER GRUNTS)
331
00:18:13,880 --> 00:18:16,600
Huh? Yikes! Jellyfish!
332
00:18:16,760 --> 00:18:19,600
(PANTS) I gotcha.
333
00:18:23,520 --> 00:18:25,960
-(GROANS) Hey! Hey!
-What in the...
334
00:18:26,080 --> 00:18:27,440
I'm just trying to help!
335
00:18:30,360 --> 00:18:32,120
Quit it! Ow!
336
00:18:35,560 --> 00:18:40,280
(FLIES BUZZING)
337
00:18:40,600 --> 00:18:44,920
-(GROANS, GAGS)
-Alone at last.
338
00:18:48,080 --> 00:18:49,680
Yeah, sure.
339
00:18:51,080 --> 00:18:55,120
So, is that a beach chair or a loveseat?
340
00:18:57,400 --> 00:19:00,200
Ew! (GROANS, GAGS)
341
00:19:00,360 --> 00:19:02,920
-You reek! (GROANS)
-(LAUGHS)
342
00:19:03,160 --> 00:19:08,280
You don't laugh at me. I'm a celebrity!
You wanna lose your access?
343
00:19:10,160 --> 00:19:13,240
-(GROANS)
-(SEAGULLS SQUAWKING)
344
00:19:13,440 --> 00:19:16,120
Guys, I'm a celebrity, not a fish!
345
00:19:16,880 --> 00:19:18,080
-(GROANING)
-(THUDDING)
346
00:19:18,400 --> 00:19:20,640
(SEAL COOING)
347
00:19:21,400 --> 00:19:26,120
Oh! You again! (GRUNTS) Go away!
I'm seeing someone!
348
00:19:26,400 --> 00:19:27,520
(ALL LAUGH)
349
00:19:27,720 --> 00:19:31,480
He, like, may be a merman,
but he's still Rajeev.
350
00:19:31,640 --> 00:19:34,720
(LAUGHS) Mer-loser! (LAUGHS)
351
00:19:35,040 --> 00:19:38,720
(ALL LAUGHING)
352
00:19:39,520 --> 00:19:44,800
Nine thousand four-hundred-forty-nine,
nine thousand four-hundred-fifty. (GRUNTS)
353
00:19:45,040 --> 00:19:46,600
What's uppenin', Bronaldo?
354
00:19:46,680 --> 00:19:50,240
I'm trying to break the record
for juggling a soccer ball with flippers.
355
00:19:50,440 --> 00:19:53,040
The press corps is gonna go... (GRUNTS)
...ape sauce,
356
00:19:53,120 --> 00:19:55,360
and it'll be later-much, Rajeev!
357
00:19:55,600 --> 00:19:57,720
Nine thousand four-hundred-fifty-seven,
358
00:19:57,800 --> 00:20:00,240
-nine thousand-four hundred-fifty-eight...
-Good thinking, Lincoln. Fry?
359
00:20:00,520 --> 00:20:02,600
Come on. Gotta keep your strength up,
Broteus.
360
00:20:02,760 --> 00:20:04,280
Lemme lay some ketchup on it for ya.
361
00:20:04,480 --> 00:20:06,480
SPENCER:
Nine thousand four-hundred-sixty-two.
362
00:20:06,680 --> 00:20:08,680
One more! Yeah!
363
00:20:09,760 --> 00:20:10,760
BILLY: Oops!
364
00:20:12,440 --> 00:20:14,520
(GRUNTS, SCREAMS)
365
00:20:14,640 --> 00:20:17,280
Dude! Why would you give up with just one
to go?
366
00:20:17,520 --> 00:20:21,480
(SCREAMS)
367
00:20:22,200 --> 00:20:24,520
(WHOOSHING)
368
00:20:25,480 --> 00:20:26,960
(GROANS)
369
00:20:27,240 --> 00:20:30,840
(GRUNTS, SNARLS)
370
00:20:32,600 --> 00:20:33,960
(LOUD BURST)
371
00:20:36,560 --> 00:20:38,360
(GRUNTS)
372
00:20:39,720 --> 00:20:42,600
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
Hey, dudes, what's the haps?
373
00:20:42,800 --> 00:20:44,560
(SCOFFS) What do you want?
374
00:20:44,720 --> 00:20:47,360
I thought it was bad for your rep
to be seen with us.
375
00:20:47,520 --> 00:20:51,600
Oh, okay, straight up.
I was a major chump trumpet to you peeps.
376
00:20:51,800 --> 00:20:52,960
I'm really sorry.
377
00:20:54,280 --> 00:20:58,240
Yeah, well, I... I guess I went
a little nut-cake on you, too.
378
00:20:58,560 --> 00:21:01,920
Now that we're homies again,
I could really use some help ditching
379
00:21:02,080 --> 00:21:07,120
-the stinky fish bod.
-Easy-peasy. Alls we gotta do is...
380
00:21:07,400 --> 00:21:08,800
(FLIES BUZZING)
381
00:21:09,800 --> 00:21:12,840
-You have no idea.
-Yes! That is what I mean!
382
00:21:13,080 --> 00:21:14,960
Oh! Okay, lemme think.
383
00:21:15,200 --> 00:21:18,160
If ecto and fish oil
turned him into a merman,
384
00:21:18,320 --> 00:21:21,360
maybe ecto and the opposite of fish oil
will turn him back.
385
00:21:21,840 --> 00:21:25,640
-(STUTTERS) A-ha!
-The opposite of fish oil?
386
00:21:26,920 --> 00:21:28,800
Got it in one! BRB.
387
00:21:29,040 --> 00:21:31,840
(MUSIC PLAYING)
388
00:21:32,280 --> 00:21:35,360
-Motor oil?
-Yeah! Genius, right?
389
00:21:36,520 --> 00:21:38,400
(BILLY GRUNTS)
390
00:21:47,480 --> 00:21:48,760
(RAJEEV CHUCKLES)
391
00:21:50,240 --> 00:21:51,720
-Hey!
-BILLY: Wow. (CHUCKLES)
392
00:21:52,920 --> 00:21:54,960
-Huh? (GASPS)
-Huh? (GASPS)
393
00:21:55,800 --> 00:22:00,600
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
394
00:22:01,680 --> 00:22:03,120
Problem solved.
395
00:22:03,280 --> 00:22:05,720
-(RAJEEV BEEPING)
-(LAUGHS) Let's take him for a test drive!
396
00:22:05,920 --> 00:22:08,560
-(EXCLAIMS)
-Dudes, you gotta do something!
397
00:22:08,760 --> 00:22:10,840
I don't wanna be a freak-boy forever!
398
00:22:11,440 --> 00:22:13,920
Here now, is me Greg Slick,
live at Beverly Beach,
399
00:22:14,080 --> 00:22:20,480
-where a car-man has just been sighted!
-Car-man? That is so bomb!
400
00:22:20,960 --> 00:22:22,360
(CROWD CHEERING)
401
00:22:22,800 --> 00:22:27,200
What can I say?
It's my destiny to be a celeb!
402
00:22:27,440 --> 00:22:29,000
-MALE VOICE: Aw.
-FEMALE VOICE: Aw.
403
00:22:29,080 --> 00:22:31,240
(FANFARE PLAYING)
404
00:22:32,360 --> 00:22:36,240
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
405
00:22:38,080 --> 00:22:39,080
MALE VOICE: Yes!
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