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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:03,160 Yo! Spencer Wright here. 2 00:00:03,640 --> 00:00:06,760 -And Billy Joe Cobra. -He's an invisible ghost. 3 00:00:07,280 --> 00:00:09,760 How is it that only my homebods and I can see him? 4 00:00:09,960 --> 00:00:11,920 We've each got some of Billy Joe's gear. 5 00:00:12,480 --> 00:00:16,080 -Yee-haw! -(THEME MUSIC PLAYING) 6 00:00:27,000 --> 00:00:28,720 SPENCER: Dude, that's my ghost! 7 00:00:31,600 --> 00:00:32,920 Whee! 8 00:00:33,640 --> 00:00:36,080 -(HORN HONKING) -Whee! 9 00:00:37,160 --> 00:00:39,240 (YELLS) 10 00:00:41,760 --> 00:00:43,640 SPENCER: Playground of the Doomed. 11 00:00:44,080 --> 00:00:46,000 Take one, and action! 12 00:00:46,120 --> 00:00:47,200 (DEVICE WHIRRING, BEEPING) 13 00:00:50,400 --> 00:00:51,590 -Whoa, whoa! -(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) 14 00:00:52,800 --> 00:00:54,400 BILLY: (CHEERING) Yee-haw! 15 00:00:55,880 --> 00:00:58,080 -(CLATTERS, CRACKLES) -Uh-oh. 16 00:00:59,760 --> 00:01:01,320 SPENCER: Jeevster, reel her in! 17 00:01:02,520 --> 00:01:04,160 -I can't! -Huh, gimme! 18 00:01:04,440 --> 00:01:05,760 (RAJEEV YELLS) 19 00:01:07,160 --> 00:01:08,920 (BEEPING, SPLUTTERING) 20 00:01:09,240 --> 00:01:10,560 (POWERS DOWN) 21 00:01:13,200 --> 00:01:17,200 (SIGHS, LAUGHS) Guess I still need to work the kinks out of this one. Oh, boy. 22 00:01:17,440 --> 00:01:20,080 Brilliant! I saw it all from my office across the street! 23 00:01:20,240 --> 00:01:22,720 Who's your publicist? You don't have one? Well, you do now. 24 00:01:23,480 --> 00:01:25,600 -(RAJEEV YELLS) -Sandy Fleckenlips, PR goddess. 25 00:01:25,800 --> 00:01:27,680 -What's your name? -Spencer Wright. 26 00:01:27,840 --> 00:01:29,680 Well, I wanna be in the Spencer Wright business. 27 00:01:29,920 --> 00:01:32,080 We'll work the whole "kid filmmaker" angle. 28 00:01:32,240 --> 00:01:35,160 People will eat it up. I'll make you famous. 29 00:01:35,520 --> 00:01:37,400 -Dude, it's your big break! -(KEYPAD BEEPING) 30 00:01:37,680 --> 00:01:39,920 Sandy's a Hollywood legend! (CHUCKLES) 31 00:01:40,080 --> 00:01:41,080 Thanks, Sandy 32 00:01:41,160 --> 00:01:43,120 -but I'm not sure I need a publicist. -Huh? 33 00:01:43,280 --> 00:01:46,280 Fame isn't really my thing. I just like to make my movies. 34 00:01:46,880 --> 00:01:49,520 -(GASPS) -Do you want your movies to be seen 35 00:01:49,760 --> 00:01:51,720 by billions around the globe? 36 00:01:52,720 --> 00:01:56,000 Destiny is knocking, dude. Let her in! 37 00:01:57,240 --> 00:02:00,320 -Okay, why not? -Best decision you ever made. 38 00:02:00,480 --> 00:02:03,560 Pretty soon I'll have the whole town talking about you. 39 00:02:04,720 --> 00:02:06,160 (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) 40 00:02:09,600 --> 00:02:10,600 (BILLY SLURPING) 41 00:02:11,360 --> 00:02:14,200 -Why didn't you tell me, you jerk? -Tell you what? 42 00:02:14,360 --> 00:02:19,320 That you're dating Serena Poppins, the hottest teen star on the LOL Network! 43 00:02:19,680 --> 00:02:24,080 "Serena Poppins was recently spotted canoodling with her new boy toy, 44 00:02:24,240 --> 00:02:26,760 "white-hot horror-helmer, Spencer Wright." 45 00:02:27,800 --> 00:02:32,600 Sandy Fleckenlips, bro-peller! Don't you get it? It's a PR stunt. 46 00:02:32,760 --> 00:02:35,560 And it's gonna get you yacht-loads of attention! 47 00:02:35,880 --> 00:02:37,600 (CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING) 48 00:02:37,880 --> 00:02:40,440 -What the what? -JESSICA: Oh, my gosh! 49 00:02:41,000 --> 00:02:45,040 You're totally famous! Which means I'm kinda famous, too! 50 00:02:48,240 --> 00:02:50,240 I've gotta go post this on Myfacesterspace! 51 00:02:51,920 --> 00:02:52,920 (ENGINE REVVING) 52 00:02:53,160 --> 00:02:55,040 SANDY: Okay, superstar, now that you're heating up, 53 00:02:55,200 --> 00:02:57,320 it's time for your first public appearance. 54 00:02:57,800 --> 00:02:59,880 (BILLY LAUGHS) 55 00:03:01,760 --> 00:03:04,040 -(BILLY CHEERING) -(CLATTERING) 56 00:03:04,920 --> 00:03:07,880 -A pet store? -Hello, pet lovers. 57 00:03:08,080 --> 00:03:11,360 Please give a warm welcome to Hollywood's newest A-list director, 58 00:03:11,520 --> 00:03:14,240 not to mention Serena Poppins' new boy toy, 59 00:03:14,480 --> 00:03:16,080 Spencer Wright! 60 00:03:16,240 --> 00:03:18,680 -(GASPS) It's him! -He's shorter in person. 61 00:03:18,840 --> 00:03:20,720 -Will you sign my fish? -(GIRLS GIGGLING) 62 00:03:21,000 --> 00:03:23,600 Too bad they can't see me. Then they'd really be stoked! 63 00:03:24,680 --> 00:03:28,360 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 64 00:03:28,800 --> 00:03:30,480 SANDY: Bubala, you're a natural. 65 00:03:30,640 --> 00:03:34,360 The Spencer Wright fame train is pulling out of the station! 66 00:03:34,720 --> 00:03:36,440 Choo-choo! 67 00:03:36,640 --> 00:03:38,400 (CHEERING) 68 00:03:39,720 --> 00:03:41,080 PHOTOGRAPHER 1: Okay, Spencer, over here. 69 00:03:41,560 --> 00:03:44,200 No, no, over here! That's it! Work it! Work it! 70 00:03:44,880 --> 00:03:46,370 FANGIRL 1: Can you, like, sign this, Spencer? 71 00:03:46,442 --> 00:03:48,342 FANGIRL 2: Yeah, like, mine, too. -(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) 72 00:04:06,640 --> 00:04:08,320 (CROWD CHEERING) 73 00:04:11,000 --> 00:04:13,760 (CROWD CHEERING) 74 00:04:14,760 --> 00:04:15,760 (GROWLING) 75 00:04:15,840 --> 00:04:17,880 You seem a little grumpy. What's up, bro? 76 00:04:18,200 --> 00:04:23,680 I'll tell you what's up, bro. It's all, "Spencer this, Spencer that," 77 00:04:23,880 --> 00:04:27,080 and no one gives a rat's butt about the Cobra! 78 00:04:27,680 --> 00:04:32,080 I'm sorry, dude, but why would anybody be interested in yesterday's news... 79 00:04:32,280 --> 00:04:34,040 (CHUCKLES) ...when they got the next big thing? 80 00:04:35,280 --> 00:04:38,720 -What? -Spence-o, you're blowing up huge! 81 00:04:39,120 --> 00:04:41,920 This mag did a whole spread of candid pics. Check it out! 82 00:04:42,160 --> 00:04:43,200 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) 83 00:04:45,560 --> 00:04:49,160 Hey, I was with you all those times. Where am I? 84 00:04:49,600 --> 00:04:54,120 Where do ya think, homes? Invisible! You know, 'cause you're a ghost? 85 00:04:54,480 --> 00:04:56,440 (MIMICS SARCASTICALLY) 86 00:04:57,560 --> 00:05:02,240 -I'm out of here! Goodbye! -Aw, he's just a jealous Josephine. 87 00:05:02,680 --> 00:05:04,880 Can't blame him, really. (SLURPS) 88 00:05:05,360 --> 00:05:07,200 (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) 89 00:05:10,400 --> 00:05:11,440 (DOORBELL RINGING) 90 00:05:11,640 --> 00:05:15,320 (VOCALIZES) I got Hugh, babe 91 00:05:15,680 --> 00:05:19,560 Special delivery for Serena Poppins' white-hot boy toy. 92 00:05:20,720 --> 00:05:21,720 That's for me. 93 00:05:26,120 --> 00:05:28,840 Well, look at you, Mr. Popular. 94 00:05:29,000 --> 00:05:32,880 An invitation to the red-carpet premiere of Bloodstock Four? 95 00:05:33,240 --> 00:05:35,440 Sorry, you're too young. 96 00:05:35,640 --> 00:05:40,840 -Mm, chocolate butterscotch s'mores! -Ah! Trade ya! 97 00:05:42,400 --> 00:05:44,760 (CHUCKLES) Wow! A diving watch, 98 00:05:44,920 --> 00:05:48,720 personally engraved MP3 player, bath and body lotion. 99 00:05:48,880 --> 00:05:53,360 Bath and body lotion? Uh, I can't take it anymore! 100 00:05:53,920 --> 00:05:56,880 Billy, come on! It's yours, buddy. 101 00:06:00,360 --> 00:06:03,320 -Where you going? -Nowhere fast, I guess. 102 00:06:05,800 --> 00:06:10,160 -Ew, buttless jeans? -Oh, what size? 103 00:06:12,000 --> 00:06:13,560 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) 104 00:06:13,840 --> 00:06:16,000 I don't care what they found in his bloodstream, 105 00:06:16,160 --> 00:06:17,920 my client has never eaten a corn dog in his life, 106 00:06:18,360 --> 00:06:20,800 and if you print any... (GASPS, SCREAMS) 107 00:06:21,040 --> 00:06:22,040 Haunted guitar! 108 00:06:24,400 --> 00:06:27,240 Just me, Billy Joe Cobra. 109 00:06:27,800 --> 00:06:32,440 So I'm a ghost now but I haven't lost any of that Cobra magic! 110 00:06:35,240 --> 00:06:39,760 Billy Joe Cobra? Wow! Huge fan! 111 00:06:40,080 --> 00:06:43,920 You look great for a ghost. Transparency is very in right now. 112 00:06:44,080 --> 00:06:47,320 Listen, chica, I'm ready to make a comeback. 113 00:06:47,480 --> 00:06:50,480 And I want you as my publicist. 114 00:06:50,760 --> 00:06:54,640 Of course you do! Let's make music together. 115 00:06:57,400 --> 00:07:01,080 -RAJEEV: Why does she get the MP3 player? -'Cause you took all the body lotion. 116 00:07:02,320 --> 00:07:03,320 Oh, yeah. (CHUCKLES) 117 00:07:03,640 --> 00:07:04,680 -(RAJEEV SCREAMS) -BILLY: Yeah. 118 00:07:04,880 --> 00:07:07,160 Big things are gonna be happening for the Cobra. 119 00:07:07,480 --> 00:07:09,440 Get ready to bite some dust, suckers. 120 00:07:10,440 --> 00:07:13,200 I'd love to hang, but I gotta get to a meeting. 121 00:07:13,480 --> 00:07:14,960 So, laters. 122 00:07:19,640 --> 00:07:20,640 Who you calling? 123 00:07:20,800 --> 00:07:24,560 Now that I've got all this publicity, it's time to use some of my star power. 124 00:07:25,000 --> 00:07:28,960 (CLEARS THROAT) Serena! It's me, your white-hot boy toy. 125 00:07:29,160 --> 00:07:33,080 I'm making a new movie, and I want you to star in it. 126 00:07:33,440 --> 00:07:37,920 Oh, sweetie, I'd love to be in it, but I never mix work and pleasure. 127 00:07:38,080 --> 00:07:42,120 It's too hard on the relationship and you're too important to me, Lester. 128 00:07:42,280 --> 00:07:45,480 And you do know we don't really have a relationship, right? 129 00:07:46,120 --> 00:07:49,560 Excuse me? Haven't you been checking the gossip sites? 130 00:07:49,840 --> 00:07:53,400 We were just in Vegas together, and you bought me two dozen red roses. 131 00:07:53,880 --> 00:07:57,120 Listen, I have to go, Les. Love you. 132 00:07:57,320 --> 00:07:58,360 (LINE DISCONNECTS) 133 00:07:58,560 --> 00:07:59,960 Ah, who needs her? 134 00:08:00,200 --> 00:08:03,240 I'm the white-hot horror-helmer, Spencer Wright! 135 00:08:04,160 --> 00:08:07,400 So, I'm thinkin', first, I'll record a comeback album. 136 00:08:07,720 --> 00:08:11,000 I'm totally cool with going on all the TV talk shows to promote it. 137 00:08:11,640 --> 00:08:13,920 BTW, let's talk movie cameos. 138 00:08:14,240 --> 00:08:16,800 -You want to be in movies? -Totes. 139 00:08:17,080 --> 00:08:20,880 It's kinda hard to command the screen when people can't see you. 140 00:08:21,120 --> 00:08:22,480 How about a tour? 141 00:08:23,080 --> 00:08:27,160 Love it! We'll find my old back-up band and tear up some stadiums! 142 00:08:27,360 --> 00:08:29,840 Listen, Billy Joe Cobra is great and all, 143 00:08:30,000 --> 00:08:32,200 but what the world really wants to see is a ghost! 144 00:08:32,280 --> 00:08:33,280 (GUITAR STOPS ABRUPTLY) 145 00:08:33,680 --> 00:08:37,160 -Say what? -Yeah, like a scary movie but real! 146 00:08:37,840 --> 00:08:41,720 We put you out on a stage and all people see is a floating guitar 147 00:08:41,880 --> 00:08:43,480 that's really playing! 148 00:08:44,680 --> 00:08:46,280 So they won't even know it's me? 149 00:08:46,640 --> 00:08:49,760 Hon, a ghost is a ghost. There's no room for egos on this. 150 00:08:50,240 --> 00:08:55,080 If there is no room for egos, there's no room for BJC. I'm out! 151 00:08:55,440 --> 00:08:56,760 SANDY: I don't think so. 152 00:08:57,120 --> 00:08:58,440 You're gonna make me rich. 153 00:08:58,720 --> 00:09:01,200 A ghost containment thingie! Where did you get that? 154 00:09:01,360 --> 00:09:04,360 -Where else? GhoulBay! -(SCREAMS) 155 00:09:05,160 --> 00:09:06,800 (LAUGHS) 156 00:09:07,800 --> 00:09:10,640 Okay, Jeevy-baby, ready to do one? 157 00:09:10,857 --> 00:09:12,357 -(CLAMORING) -REPORTER 1: Spencer, over here. 158 00:09:12,520 --> 00:09:14,440 Hey! Who are you wearing? You look fabulous. 159 00:09:14,800 --> 00:09:18,080 -(CLAMORING CONTINUES) -Guys, please! We're working. 160 00:09:18,240 --> 00:09:20,080 If everybody could just take a few steps back 161 00:09:20,360 --> 00:09:22,440 and be really quiet. 162 00:09:23,320 --> 00:09:24,360 Please. 163 00:09:24,920 --> 00:09:25,920 Thank you. 164 00:09:26,240 --> 00:09:29,120 -Okay, rolling and... -TOUR GUIDE: To your left, 165 00:09:29,280 --> 00:09:31,200 it's white-hot horror-helmer, Spencer Wright, 166 00:09:31,400 --> 00:09:33,000 shootin' one of his movies! 167 00:09:34,360 --> 00:09:38,160 This is nuts. I can't believe I've been such a toolbag. 168 00:09:38,280 --> 00:09:39,280 (GRUNTS) 169 00:09:39,920 --> 00:09:42,080 Come on, Rajeev, we're gonna go and see Sandy. 170 00:09:42,600 --> 00:09:43,600 Why? 171 00:09:43,760 --> 00:09:46,320 To fire her. I'm all through being famous. 172 00:09:46,480 --> 00:09:49,680 If I can't even make my movies, what's the point? 173 00:09:50,440 --> 00:09:53,040 But, dude, the body lotions! 174 00:09:53,560 --> 00:09:54,640 (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) 175 00:10:00,360 --> 00:10:02,240 Sandy, wait up. We gotta talk. 176 00:10:02,720 --> 00:10:03,920 (MUFFLED STRUGGLING) 177 00:10:04,240 --> 00:10:06,160 -Hey, let him out of there! -Who? 178 00:10:07,240 --> 00:10:09,720 (SCREAMS) A ghost! 179 00:10:13,360 --> 00:10:14,560 Huh, huh? 180 00:10:14,920 --> 00:10:15,920 Ha! 181 00:10:17,720 --> 00:10:18,760 (SNICKERS) 182 00:10:19,000 --> 00:10:20,440 (STOMPING) 183 00:10:23,240 --> 00:10:26,840 (SCOFFS) Your little special effects don't scare me! 184 00:10:29,920 --> 00:10:31,040 (DEVICE BEEPING) 185 00:10:33,160 --> 00:10:34,200 (GASPS) 186 00:10:34,760 --> 00:10:36,680 -Oh, don't... -(CRASHING) 187 00:10:41,600 --> 00:10:43,320 (WHOOSHING) 188 00:10:47,880 --> 00:10:48,880 (BOTH CHUCKLE) 189 00:10:55,080 --> 00:10:56,080 (GASPS) 190 00:10:57,320 --> 00:10:59,720 -(GASPS) -By the way, you're fired! 191 00:11:00,360 --> 00:11:05,240 Oh, yeah? Well, I'm gonna tell the whole world about Billy Joe Cobra! 192 00:11:05,400 --> 00:11:08,280 Uh, Good! Maybe another publicist will want to represent him! 193 00:11:09,200 --> 00:11:10,200 Never mind. 194 00:11:10,400 --> 00:11:11,600 (BILLY GRUNTS) 195 00:11:11,880 --> 00:11:14,320 (SANDY SCREAMS) 196 00:11:15,880 --> 00:11:17,000 Thanks, zambroni! 197 00:11:17,160 --> 00:11:21,000 No problem, pal. I'm just glad this whole PR thing is over. 198 00:11:21,160 --> 00:11:23,320 -It wasn't good for either of us. -Truthness. 199 00:11:23,840 --> 00:11:26,440 So what was all this about me finding another publicist? 200 00:11:26,680 --> 00:11:28,000 -(SPENCER GRUNTS) -Ah! 201 00:11:28,280 --> 00:11:30,160 That's cool. I was just asking. 202 00:11:33,480 --> 00:11:35,280 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) 203 00:11:35,640 --> 00:11:39,320 The new list of World's Most Famous-Famous People is out! 204 00:11:39,560 --> 00:11:43,680 (GASPS EXCITEDLY) Where do you think I'll be? Top five? Top three? 205 00:11:44,160 --> 00:11:46,920 You're right, probably just number one. (LAUGHS) 206 00:11:47,440 --> 00:11:48,880 Coming in at number three, 207 00:11:49,040 --> 00:11:53,240 Extreme pastry chef, Clive Randall Biggenbottom! 208 00:11:55,040 --> 00:11:58,000 "Extreme Pastry Chef"? Is that the name of his band? 209 00:11:58,760 --> 00:12:01,080 At number two, Carl Suckerbug, 210 00:12:01,240 --> 00:12:05,280 the social networking genius behind Facetablet. 211 00:12:05,600 --> 00:12:08,920 (GASPS) This is whack! A chef and a computer geek? 212 00:12:09,160 --> 00:12:12,320 Ah, I guess maybe they're keepin' the number one spot open for BJC. 213 00:12:12,560 --> 00:12:17,760 And the number one spot goes to Danny Peckham! 214 00:12:25,280 --> 00:12:27,240 A soccer player? 215 00:12:27,480 --> 00:12:30,520 -(GROWLS) -Dude, sports stars are the new pop stars. 216 00:12:30,680 --> 00:12:33,240 They get all kinds of endorsement deals and stuff. 217 00:12:33,440 --> 00:12:36,160 In some countries, Danny Peckham is actually more famous 218 00:12:36,320 --> 00:12:38,560 for his canned hams than he is for his soccer. 219 00:12:39,160 --> 00:12:41,720 Okay, I can work with this. 220 00:12:42,120 --> 00:12:45,800 To get back on top, I just need to take up soccer. 221 00:12:46,160 --> 00:12:47,200 (CROWD CHEERING) 222 00:12:48,040 --> 00:12:49,560 KLEET: Heads up, losers! 223 00:12:50,000 --> 00:12:51,200 (ALL GRUNTING) 224 00:12:52,240 --> 00:12:56,120 L.A. Suntanners could use a guy with my skills! Uh. 225 00:12:56,760 --> 00:12:59,400 Yeah, and so could the Cobra. 226 00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:01,120 Heh. 227 00:13:01,680 --> 00:13:02,960 (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) 228 00:13:11,040 --> 00:13:13,120 -(SPENCER GASPS) -Uh, A little help? 229 00:13:13,640 --> 00:13:15,800 -Who let you in here? -KLEET: Ha, Gotcha! 230 00:13:16,000 --> 00:13:19,160 It's me, General Bro's chicken! The Cobra! 231 00:13:19,800 --> 00:13:21,600 What? How do you know about Billy? 232 00:13:24,080 --> 00:13:25,360 Wait! Billy? 233 00:13:25,720 --> 00:13:26,760 Huh? 234 00:13:27,160 --> 00:13:30,600 -Why do you look like Kleet? -I don't look like him. (GRUNTS) 235 00:13:30,960 --> 00:13:35,120 -I'm inside him. See? -Dude, get out of there! 236 00:13:35,360 --> 00:13:37,080 Ha, no way, Bronaldo. 237 00:13:37,240 --> 00:13:40,640 The Cobra's gonna ride Kleet all the way to the top of the list! 238 00:13:41,680 --> 00:13:42,720 (MUMBLES) 239 00:13:43,520 --> 00:13:45,960 So now I gotta hang out with Kleet all the time? 240 00:13:46,160 --> 00:13:49,080 Nah! Just for a little while. I'm too good looking to go around forever 241 00:13:49,240 --> 00:13:52,320 with this ugly mug. I just wanna feel that fame rush again. 242 00:13:53,520 --> 00:13:56,240 I don't know, Billy. I mean, Kleet's an okay player, 243 00:13:56,400 --> 00:13:57,760 but he's no Danny Peckham. 244 00:13:58,240 --> 00:14:02,400 No sweatpants, duder. When in doubt, ghostify. 245 00:14:03,280 --> 00:14:04,280 (BELCHES) 246 00:14:05,320 --> 00:14:06,320 (GRUNTS) 247 00:14:09,000 --> 00:14:10,040 Oops. 248 00:14:10,880 --> 00:14:13,160 I'm still gettin' the hang of this soccer business. 249 00:14:15,000 --> 00:14:16,520 (GRUNTS) 250 00:14:18,280 --> 00:14:19,760 (GRUNTS) 251 00:14:21,040 --> 00:14:22,160 (HORN BLOWS) 252 00:14:22,760 --> 00:14:24,880 (BELCHES) And that's just my opening number. 253 00:14:25,040 --> 00:14:26,360 (LAUGHS) 254 00:14:28,120 --> 00:14:31,920 (GRUNTS) 255 00:14:33,160 --> 00:14:34,520 (CHEERING) 256 00:14:34,640 --> 00:14:36,320 -Woo-hoo. -All right! 257 00:14:36,920 --> 00:14:39,760 (LAUGHS, GRUNTS) 258 00:14:41,440 --> 00:14:42,480 (GRUNTS) 259 00:14:43,720 --> 00:14:46,920 -(CROWD CHEERING) -(BLOWS HORN) 260 00:14:53,200 --> 00:14:56,200 Ha, ha, yeah! Huh. All right! 261 00:14:56,360 --> 00:15:00,240 And now, we are witnessing the birth of the next great soccer celebrity! 262 00:15:00,480 --> 00:15:03,800 I can definitely see a line of canned hams in his future! 263 00:15:04,080 --> 00:15:06,400 (LAUGHS) 264 00:15:08,080 --> 00:15:09,560 Hoover? What are you doing here? 265 00:15:10,240 --> 00:15:14,840 You think all I do is try to suck ghosts into a jar? I have a life, you know! 266 00:15:15,720 --> 00:15:16,800 Kleet! Kleet! 267 00:15:17,640 --> 00:15:19,000 Kleet! Kleet! Kleet! 268 00:15:19,160 --> 00:15:21,520 How would you like to play soccer for the Los Angeles Suntanners? 269 00:15:21,960 --> 00:15:23,640 We're prepared to offer you a five-year contract 270 00:15:23,800 --> 00:15:26,440 for 50 jillion bucks, plus a chain of chicken restaurants... 271 00:15:26,600 --> 00:15:29,440 Hang on! I'd like to speak to Bill... Kleet for a moment. 272 00:15:29,920 --> 00:15:31,200 -Who are you? -His agent. 273 00:15:31,280 --> 00:15:32,280 Huh? 274 00:15:33,040 --> 00:15:35,600 Dude, you can't sign that contract. 275 00:15:35,800 --> 00:15:38,760 Uh, well, you think I should make 'em throw in a cosmetics line? 276 00:15:39,360 --> 00:15:42,200 No, man! I thought this was just for a little while. 277 00:15:42,360 --> 00:15:45,200 If you sign, I'm not gonna get to see you for the next five years. 278 00:15:45,440 --> 00:15:47,320 Uh. Sure you will. 279 00:15:47,640 --> 00:15:50,160 -All our games are on TV. -(SPENCER GROANS) 280 00:15:51,200 --> 00:15:54,160 -What's it gonna be, fellas? -Where do I sign? 281 00:15:55,120 --> 00:15:56,320 (SIGHS) 282 00:15:58,040 --> 00:15:59,080 There is a new number one 283 00:15:59,240 --> 00:16:01,600 on the World's Most Famous-Famous Persons list. 284 00:16:01,920 --> 00:16:04,400 Soccer phenom, Kleet Kleeterson. 285 00:16:04,640 --> 00:16:07,760 Let's go to him live, where he's about to make a major announcement! 286 00:16:07,960 --> 00:16:10,120 Jane! Spencer! Hurry! 287 00:16:10,520 --> 00:16:12,920 Kleet's gonna make some kind of announcement! 288 00:16:13,120 --> 00:16:15,280 -JANE: (PANTING) Oh. -What now? 289 00:16:15,640 --> 00:16:19,080 Hey, Bropeeps! Check it, I've decided that the name Kleet 290 00:16:19,240 --> 00:16:20,880 isn't doin' it for me anymore. 291 00:16:21,040 --> 00:16:23,880 From now on, I want everyone to call me Billy. 292 00:16:24,240 --> 00:16:25,360 Oh. 293 00:16:26,120 --> 00:16:31,080 In honor of the coolest pop star ever, my hero and yours too, 294 00:16:31,400 --> 00:16:33,680 Billy Joe Cobra! 295 00:16:34,960 --> 00:16:36,800 Oh, man! He's losing it! 296 00:16:36,960 --> 00:16:39,960 Listen, that kid is our ticket to the cup! 297 00:16:40,120 --> 00:16:43,440 He can call himself the Queen of Cuckoo Town for all I care! 298 00:16:43,600 --> 00:16:45,840 Go, Suntanners! Go, Billy! 299 00:16:46,120 --> 00:16:47,240 (HORN BLARES) 300 00:16:48,400 --> 00:16:52,440 -Oh, come on, Billy! Come on! Come on! -Come on, Billy! We love you! 301 00:16:52,600 --> 00:16:54,400 -Yeah! Go! Go! I love you, Billy! -(HORN BLARES) 302 00:16:55,160 --> 00:16:57,360 COMMENTATOR: The final seconds of the match. The score's all even. 303 00:16:57,520 --> 00:16:59,880 Kleet... I mean, Billy, with the ball. 304 00:17:01,080 --> 00:17:04,760 What's up with him? With his ghost skills, it should be one hundred to nothing. 305 00:17:04,960 --> 00:17:07,160 Ha, you know Billy, the drama queen. 306 00:17:07,360 --> 00:17:09,960 He probably wants to score the winning goal in the last second. 307 00:17:10,160 --> 00:17:11,520 Awesome! 308 00:17:13,040 --> 00:17:14,360 (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) 309 00:17:18,722 --> 00:17:20,622 COMMENTATOR: Look at him go! This is why they signed him! 310 00:17:20,722 --> 00:17:22,482 This is why they gave him those chicken restaurants! 311 00:17:22,640 --> 00:17:23,880 (TEETH CHATTERING) 312 00:17:28,440 --> 00:17:29,600 KLEET: Huh? 313 00:17:30,560 --> 00:17:32,480 Whoa! Hair emergency! 314 00:17:34,000 --> 00:17:35,080 (CHUCKLES) 315 00:17:37,200 --> 00:17:38,200 Hey! 316 00:17:41,080 --> 00:17:43,480 (BALL WHISTLES THROUGH THE AIR) 317 00:17:43,920 --> 00:17:45,040 -(GRUNTS) -(WHISTLE BLOWING) 318 00:17:46,280 --> 00:17:50,920 -What? Why did he stop? -That ball hog lost the game for us! 319 00:17:51,440 --> 00:17:53,960 COMMENTATOR: This is a travesty! I've never seen anything 320 00:17:54,120 --> 00:17:56,560 more shameful than what Billy did on the field today! 321 00:17:56,760 --> 00:17:59,160 Let's run him out of town for good! 322 00:17:59,400 --> 00:18:01,480 (CROWD BOOING, CLAMORING) 323 00:18:02,280 --> 00:18:04,040 Hugh, get my heavy purse. 324 00:18:04,320 --> 00:18:07,040 I wanna give that Billy a piece of my mind! 325 00:18:07,240 --> 00:18:09,360 (GROWLING) 326 00:18:09,960 --> 00:18:11,200 (EXCLAIMS) Yeah! 327 00:18:11,400 --> 00:18:13,920 (SNARLS) 328 00:18:14,120 --> 00:18:16,040 Dude! It's Billy, remember? 329 00:18:16,400 --> 00:18:20,240 Sure, he may be a self-centered egomaniac, but he's still our friend. 330 00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:23,000 We gotta bail him out. Come on, Rajeev! 331 00:18:25,120 --> 00:18:26,440 (WHIMPERS) 332 00:18:27,320 --> 00:18:31,440 (CROWD CLAMORING) 333 00:18:37,320 --> 00:18:38,760 Uh, Soccer stardom was fun, 334 00:18:38,920 --> 00:18:41,360 but I think it's time for the Cobra to hang up his boots! (BELCHES) 335 00:18:42,560 --> 00:18:45,560 (BILLY GRUNTS) 336 00:18:46,280 --> 00:18:48,360 -(BILLY GRUNTING) -(KLEET GROANS) 337 00:18:48,760 --> 00:18:49,960 Bummer town. 338 00:18:50,160 --> 00:18:53,960 I've been in here too long, and I can't get out! 339 00:18:54,600 --> 00:18:56,280 There he is! Get him! 340 00:18:56,520 --> 00:19:00,360 -(GROANS) -(CROWD CLAMORING) 341 00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:06,280 (BOTH PANT) 342 00:19:06,600 --> 00:19:08,800 I give up! Where can he be? 343 00:19:09,680 --> 00:19:12,680 -We looked all over for him. -My bromies! 344 00:19:12,840 --> 00:19:14,480 Billy! What are you doing in there? 345 00:19:14,920 --> 00:19:18,080 It's my panic box. I had it installed back in the day. 346 00:19:18,320 --> 00:19:19,840 (CHUCKLES) You know how fans can be. 347 00:19:20,200 --> 00:19:21,640 -(GRUNTING) -(RAJEEV STRAINS) 348 00:19:22,480 --> 00:19:25,880 Dude, you're in deep doo-doo. And not just with me! 349 00:19:26,120 --> 00:19:30,120 People are seriously ticked. You gotta get out of Kleet and pronto. 350 00:19:30,480 --> 00:19:34,920 Yeah, uh, small problem there. I'm stuck inside him! 351 00:19:35,720 --> 00:19:39,240 -Though there is plenty of legroom. -RAJEEV: Hey, guys, check this out! 352 00:19:39,480 --> 00:19:44,320 CROWD: (CHANTING) Get him! Get him! Get him! Get him! Get him! Get him! 353 00:19:44,520 --> 00:19:45,520 Come on, Rajeev! 354 00:19:46,120 --> 00:19:48,200 We gotta get to Hoover's pizza van! 355 00:19:50,040 --> 00:19:52,160 Stay here! Don't move! 356 00:19:56,520 --> 00:19:58,480 Dude, what's taking so long? 357 00:19:59,040 --> 00:20:02,160 Well, I'm sorry but this pizza oven is so slow. 358 00:20:02,840 --> 00:20:07,240 Would you forget about the pizza? We're here for the Ghost Containment Unit. 359 00:20:07,680 --> 00:20:08,720 Fine. 360 00:20:13,480 --> 00:20:14,680 (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) 361 00:20:16,760 --> 00:20:18,000 (RAJEEV CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) 362 00:20:20,200 --> 00:20:23,040 How about those Suntanners? Tough loss, huh? 363 00:20:23,560 --> 00:20:26,400 Ah, we'll get 'em next time. Go, Suntanners! 364 00:20:26,840 --> 00:20:27,840 -Yeah. -(SAM CHUCKLES) 365 00:20:28,360 --> 00:20:29,400 Huh? 366 00:20:32,120 --> 00:20:34,080 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) 367 00:20:35,920 --> 00:20:38,760 Hey, Spencer! Wanna join the mob? (GASPS) 368 00:20:41,520 --> 00:20:42,520 (GASPS) 369 00:20:42,880 --> 00:20:43,880 (HUGH GASPS) 370 00:20:46,880 --> 00:20:49,320 He's in here! 371 00:20:49,480 --> 00:20:52,600 CROWD: (CHANTING) Get him! Get him! Get him! 372 00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:59,640 (GROANS, PANTS) 373 00:21:03,600 --> 00:21:04,640 (PANTS) 374 00:21:06,920 --> 00:21:09,280 He's heading to the pool! Come on! 375 00:21:10,720 --> 00:21:11,840 (GROANS) 376 00:21:14,160 --> 00:21:15,880 (SCREAMS) 377 00:21:16,360 --> 00:21:18,520 (CROWD CLAMORING) 378 00:21:26,280 --> 00:21:27,920 (BILLY GRUNTS) 379 00:21:30,640 --> 00:21:33,040 Ha! Thanks, double bro-seven! 380 00:21:33,320 --> 00:21:37,600 CROWD: (CHANTING) Down with Billy! Down with Billy! 381 00:21:37,760 --> 00:21:40,440 -(KLEET SCREAMING) -(THUDDING) 382 00:21:42,880 --> 00:21:45,200 Who's Billy? (GROANS) 383 00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:47,480 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) 384 00:21:53,280 --> 00:21:58,160 And finally at number one, it's MeTube sensation, 385 00:21:58,320 --> 00:22:01,080 Beansie, the harp-playing weasel! 386 00:22:03,120 --> 00:22:07,120 Poor Billy, booted off the list by a weasel. 387 00:22:07,280 --> 00:22:10,520 I think after the angry mob, Billy's over the whole list thing. 388 00:22:11,600 --> 00:22:15,080 -What's this, Buck? -New recipe. Give it a try. 389 00:22:16,760 --> 00:22:17,800 (CHOKES) Uh. 390 00:22:19,560 --> 00:22:20,600 (VOMITING) 391 00:22:20,760 --> 00:22:23,440 Uh, what is this? Tastes like barf. 392 00:22:25,000 --> 00:22:26,080 Fine. 393 00:22:26,240 --> 00:22:30,360 (SIGHS) Celebrity chef, that's out. What's next? 394 00:22:32,560 --> 00:22:34,120 (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) 395 00:22:38,120 --> 00:22:39,120 MALE VOICE: Yes! 29983

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