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Yo! Spencer Wright here.
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-And Billy Joe Cobra.
-He's an invisible ghost.
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How is it that only my homebods
and I can see him?
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We've each got some of Billy Joe's gear.
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-Yee-haw!
-(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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SPENCER: Dude, that's my ghost!
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Whee!
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-(HORN HONKING)
-Whee!
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(YELLS)
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SPENCER: Playground of the Doomed.
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Take one, and action!
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(DEVICE WHIRRING, BEEPING)
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-Whoa, whoa!
-(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
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BILLY: (CHEERING) Yee-haw!
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-(CLATTERS, CRACKLES)
-Uh-oh.
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SPENCER: Jeevster, reel her in!
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-I can't!
-Huh, gimme!
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(RAJEEV YELLS)
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(BEEPING, SPLUTTERING)
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(POWERS DOWN)
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(SIGHS, LAUGHS) Guess I still need to work
the kinks out of this one. Oh, boy.
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Brilliant! I saw it all from my office
across the street!
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Who's your publicist?
You don't have one? Well, you do now.
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-(RAJEEV YELLS)
-Sandy Fleckenlips, PR goddess.
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-What's your name?
-Spencer Wright.
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Well, I wanna be in
the Spencer Wright business.
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We'll work the whole
"kid filmmaker" angle.
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People will eat it up.
I'll make you famous.
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-Dude, it's your big break!
-(KEYPAD BEEPING)
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Sandy's a Hollywood legend! (CHUCKLES)
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Thanks, Sandy
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-but I'm not sure I need a publicist.
-Huh?
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Fame isn't really my thing.
I just like to make my movies.
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-(GASPS)
-Do you want your movies to be seen
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by billions around the globe?
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Destiny is knocking, dude. Let her in!
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-Okay, why not?
-Best decision you ever made.
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Pretty soon I'll have the whole town
talking about you.
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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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(BILLY SLURPING)
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-Why didn't you tell me, you jerk?
-Tell you what?
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That you're dating Serena Poppins,
the hottest teen star on the LOL Network!
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"Serena Poppins was recently spotted
canoodling with her new boy toy,
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"white-hot horror-helmer, Spencer Wright."
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Sandy Fleckenlips, bro-peller!
Don't you get it? It's a PR stunt.
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And it's gonna get you
yacht-loads of attention!
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(CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING)
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-What the what?
-JESSICA: Oh, my gosh!
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You're totally famous!
Which means I'm kinda famous, too!
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I've gotta go
post this on Myfacesterspace!
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(ENGINE REVVING)
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SANDY: Okay, superstar,
now that you're heating up,
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it's time
for your first public appearance.
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(BILLY LAUGHS)
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-(BILLY CHEERING)
-(CLATTERING)
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-A pet store?
-Hello, pet lovers.
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Please give a warm welcome
to Hollywood's newest A-list director,
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not to mention
Serena Poppins' new boy toy,
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Spencer Wright!
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-(GASPS) It's him!
-He's shorter in person.
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-Will you sign my fish?
-(GIRLS GIGGLING)
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Too bad they can't see me.
Then they'd really be stoked!
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(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
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SANDY: Bubala, you're a natural.
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The Spencer Wright fame train
is pulling out of the station!
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Choo-choo!
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(CHEERING)
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PHOTOGRAPHER 1:
Okay, Spencer, over here.
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No, no, over here!
That's it! Work it! Work it!
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FANGIRL 1:
Can you, like, sign this, Spencer?
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FANGIRL 2: Yeah, like, mine, too.
-(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
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(CROWD CHEERING)
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(CROWD CHEERING)
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(GROWLING)
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You seem a little grumpy. What's up, bro?
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I'll tell you what's up, bro.
It's all, "Spencer this, Spencer that,"
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and no one gives a rat's butt
about the Cobra!
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I'm sorry, dude, but why would anybody
be interested in yesterday's news...
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(CHUCKLES)
...when they got the next big thing?
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-What?
-Spence-o, you're blowing up huge!
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This mag did a whole spread
of candid pics. Check it out!
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(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
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Hey, I was with you all those times.
Where am I?
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Where do ya think, homes? Invisible!
You know, 'cause you're a ghost?
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(MIMICS SARCASTICALLY)
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-I'm out of here! Goodbye!
-Aw, he's just a jealous Josephine.
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Can't blame him, really. (SLURPS)
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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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(DOORBELL RINGING)
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(VOCALIZES) I got Hugh, babe
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Special delivery
for Serena Poppins' white-hot boy toy.
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That's for me.
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Well, look at you, Mr. Popular.
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An invitation to the red-carpet premiere
of Bloodstock Four?
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Sorry, you're too young.
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-Mm, chocolate butterscotch s'mores!
-Ah! Trade ya!
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(CHUCKLES) Wow! A diving watch,
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personally engraved MP3 player,
bath and body lotion.
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Bath and body lotion?
Uh, I can't take it anymore!
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Billy, come on! It's yours, buddy.
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-Where you going?
-Nowhere fast, I guess.
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-Ew, buttless jeans?
-Oh, what size?
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(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
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I don't care what they found
in his bloodstream,
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my client has never eaten
a corn dog in his life,
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and if you print any... (GASPS, SCREAMS)
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Haunted guitar!
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Just me, Billy Joe Cobra.
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So I'm a ghost now but I haven't lost
any of that Cobra magic!
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Billy Joe Cobra? Wow! Huge fan!
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You look great for a ghost.
Transparency is very in right now.
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Listen, chica,
I'm ready to make a comeback.
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And I want you as my publicist.
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Of course you do!
Let's make music together.
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-RAJEEV: Why does she get the MP3 player?
-'Cause you took all the body lotion.
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Oh, yeah. (CHUCKLES)
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-(RAJEEV SCREAMS)
-BILLY: Yeah.
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Big things are gonna
be happening for the Cobra.
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Get ready to bite some dust, suckers.
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I'd love to hang,
but I gotta get to a meeting.
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So, laters.
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Who you calling?
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Now that I've got all this publicity,
it's time to use some of my star power.
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(CLEARS THROAT) Serena!
It's me, your white-hot boy toy.
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I'm making a new movie,
and I want you to star in it.
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Oh, sweetie, I'd love to be in it,
but I never mix work and pleasure.
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It's too hard on the relationship
and you're too important to me, Lester.
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And you do know we don't really
have a relationship, right?
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Excuse me? Haven't you been checking
the gossip sites?
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We were just in Vegas together,
and you bought me two dozen red roses.
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Listen, I have to go, Les. Love you.
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(LINE DISCONNECTS)
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Ah, who needs her?
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I'm the white-hot horror-helmer,
Spencer Wright!
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So, I'm thinkin',
first, I'll record a comeback album.
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I'm totally cool with going
on all the TV talk shows to promote it.
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BTW, let's talk movie cameos.
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-You want to be in movies?
-Totes.
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It's kinda hard to command the screen
when people can't see you.
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How about a tour?
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Love it! We'll find my old back-up band
and tear up some stadiums!
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Listen, Billy Joe Cobra is great and all,
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but what the world really wants
to see is a ghost!
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(GUITAR STOPS ABRUPTLY)
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-Say what?
-Yeah, like a scary movie but real!
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We put you out on a stage
and all people see is a floating guitar
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that's really playing!
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So they won't even know it's me?
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Hon, a ghost is a ghost.
There's no room for egos on this.
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If there is no room for egos,
there's no room for BJC. I'm out!
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SANDY: I don't think so.
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You're gonna make me rich.
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A ghost containment thingie!
Where did you get that?
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-Where else? GhoulBay!
-(SCREAMS)
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(LAUGHS)
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Okay, Jeevy-baby, ready to do one?
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-(CLAMORING)
-REPORTER 1: Spencer, over here.
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Hey! Who are you wearing?
You look fabulous.
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-(CLAMORING CONTINUES)
-Guys, please! We're working.
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If everybody
could just take a few steps back
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and be really quiet.
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Please.
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Thank you.
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-Okay, rolling and...
-TOUR GUIDE: To your left,
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it's white-hot horror-helmer,
Spencer Wright,
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shootin' one of his movies!
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This is nuts.
I can't believe I've been such a toolbag.
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(GRUNTS)
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Come on, Rajeev, we're gonna go
and see Sandy.
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Why?
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To fire her. I'm all through being famous.
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If I can't even make my movies,
what's the point?
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But, dude, the body lotions!
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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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Sandy, wait up. We gotta talk.
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(MUFFLED STRUGGLING)
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-Hey, let him out of there!
-Who?
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(SCREAMS) A ghost!
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Huh, huh?
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Ha!
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(SNICKERS)
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(STOMPING)
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(SCOFFS) Your little special effects
don't scare me!
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(DEVICE BEEPING)
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(GASPS)
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-Oh, don't...
-(CRASHING)
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(WHOOSHING)
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(BOTH CHUCKLE)
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(GASPS)
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-(GASPS)
-By the way, you're fired!
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Oh, yeah? Well, I'm gonna tell
the whole world about Billy Joe Cobra!
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Uh, Good! Maybe another publicist
will want to represent him!
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Never mind.
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(BILLY GRUNTS)
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(SANDY SCREAMS)
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Thanks, zambroni!
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No problem, pal. I'm just glad
this whole PR thing is over.
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-It wasn't good for either of us.
-Truthness.
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So what was all this
about me finding another publicist?
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-(SPENCER GRUNTS)
-Ah!
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That's cool. I was just asking.
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(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
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The new list of
World's Most Famous-Famous People is out!
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(GASPS EXCITEDLY) Where do
you think I'll be? Top five? Top three?
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You're right,
probably just number one. (LAUGHS)
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Coming in at number three,
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Extreme pastry chef,
Clive Randall Biggenbottom!
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"Extreme Pastry Chef"?
Is that the name of his band?
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At number two, Carl Suckerbug,
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the social networking genius
behind Facetablet.
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(GASPS) This is whack!
A chef and a computer geek?
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Ah, I guess maybe they're keepin'
the number one spot open for BJC.
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And the number one spot goes to
Danny Peckham!
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A soccer player?
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-(GROWLS)
-Dude, sports stars are the new pop stars.
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They get all kinds of endorsement deals
and stuff.
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In some countries,
Danny Peckham is actually more famous
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for his canned hams
than he is for his soccer.
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Okay, I can work with this.
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To get back on top,
I just need to take up soccer.
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(CROWD CHEERING)
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KLEET: Heads up, losers!
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(ALL GRUNTING)
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L.A. Suntanners could use a guy
with my skills! Uh.
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Yeah, and so could the Cobra.
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Heh.
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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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-(SPENCER GASPS)
-Uh, A little help?
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-Who let you in here?
-KLEET: Ha, Gotcha!
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It's me, General Bro's chicken! The Cobra!
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What? How do you know about Billy?
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Wait! Billy?
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Huh?
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-Why do you look like Kleet?
-I don't look like him. (GRUNTS)
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-I'm inside him. See?
-Dude, get out of there!
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Ha, no way, Bronaldo.
237
00:13:37,240 --> 00:13:40,640
The Cobra's gonna ride Kleet all the way
to the top of the list!
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(MUMBLES)
239
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So now I gotta hang out
with Kleet all the time?
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00:13:46,160 --> 00:13:49,080
Nah! Just for a little while.
I'm too good looking to go around forever
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with this ugly mug.
I just wanna feel that fame rush again.
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I don't know, Billy.
I mean, Kleet's an okay player,
243
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but he's no Danny Peckham.
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No sweatpants, duder.
When in doubt, ghostify.
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(BELCHES)
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(GRUNTS)
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Oops.
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I'm still gettin' the hang
of this soccer business.
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(GRUNTS)
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(GRUNTS)
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(HORN BLOWS)
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(BELCHES)
And that's just my opening number.
253
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(LAUGHS)
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(GRUNTS)
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(CHEERING)
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-Woo-hoo.
-All right!
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(LAUGHS, GRUNTS)
258
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(GRUNTS)
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-(CROWD CHEERING)
-(BLOWS HORN)
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Ha, ha, yeah! Huh. All right!
261
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And now, we are witnessing the birth
of the next great soccer celebrity!
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I can definitely see a line
of canned hams in his future!
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(LAUGHS)
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00:15:08,080 --> 00:15:09,560
Hoover? What are you doing here?
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You think all I do is try to suck ghosts
into a jar? I have a life, you know!
266
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Kleet! Kleet!
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Kleet! Kleet! Kleet!
268
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How would you like to play soccer
for the Los Angeles Suntanners?
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We're prepared to offer you
a five-year contract
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for 50 jillion bucks,
plus a chain of chicken restaurants...
271
00:15:26,600 --> 00:15:29,440
Hang on! I'd like to speak to Bill...
Kleet for a moment.
272
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-Who are you?
-His agent.
273
00:15:31,280 --> 00:15:32,280
Huh?
274
00:15:33,040 --> 00:15:35,600
Dude, you can't sign that contract.
275
00:15:35,800 --> 00:15:38,760
Uh, well, you think I should make 'em
throw in a cosmetics line?
276
00:15:39,360 --> 00:15:42,200
No, man! I thought
this was just for a little while.
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If you sign, I'm not gonna get
to see you for the next five years.
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Uh. Sure you will.
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-All our games are on TV.
-(SPENCER GROANS)
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-What's it gonna be, fellas?
-Where do I sign?
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(SIGHS)
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There is a new number one
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on the World's Most Famous-Famous
Persons list.
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Soccer phenom, Kleet Kleeterson.
285
00:16:04,640 --> 00:16:07,760
Let's go to him live, where he's
about to make a major announcement!
286
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Jane! Spencer! Hurry!
287
00:16:10,520 --> 00:16:12,920
Kleet's gonna make
some kind of announcement!
288
00:16:13,120 --> 00:16:15,280
-JANE: (PANTING) Oh.
-What now?
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00:16:15,640 --> 00:16:19,080
Hey, Bropeeps! Check it,
I've decided that the name Kleet
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isn't doin' it for me anymore.
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From now on, I want everyone
to call me Billy.
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Oh.
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In honor of the coolest pop star ever,
my hero and yours too,
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Billy Joe Cobra!
295
00:16:34,960 --> 00:16:36,800
Oh, man! He's losing it!
296
00:16:36,960 --> 00:16:39,960
Listen, that kid is our ticket to the cup!
297
00:16:40,120 --> 00:16:43,440
He can call himself
the Queen of Cuckoo Town for all I care!
298
00:16:43,600 --> 00:16:45,840
Go, Suntanners! Go, Billy!
299
00:16:46,120 --> 00:16:47,240
(HORN BLARES)
300
00:16:48,400 --> 00:16:52,440
-Oh, come on, Billy! Come on! Come on!
-Come on, Billy! We love you!
301
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-Yeah! Go! Go! I love you, Billy!
-(HORN BLARES)
302
00:16:55,160 --> 00:16:57,360
COMMENTATOR: The final seconds
of the match. The score's all even.
303
00:16:57,520 --> 00:16:59,880
Kleet... I mean, Billy, with the ball.
304
00:17:01,080 --> 00:17:04,760
What's up with him? With his ghost skills,
it should be one hundred to nothing.
305
00:17:04,960 --> 00:17:07,160
Ha, you know Billy, the drama queen.
306
00:17:07,360 --> 00:17:09,960
He probably wants to score
the winning goal in the last second.
307
00:17:10,160 --> 00:17:11,520
Awesome!
308
00:17:13,040 --> 00:17:14,360
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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00:17:18,722 --> 00:17:20,622
COMMENTATOR: Look at him go!
This is why they signed him!
310
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This is why they gave him
those chicken restaurants!
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(TEETH CHATTERING)
312
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KLEET: Huh?
313
00:17:30,560 --> 00:17:32,480
Whoa! Hair emergency!
314
00:17:34,000 --> 00:17:35,080
(CHUCKLES)
315
00:17:37,200 --> 00:17:38,200
Hey!
316
00:17:41,080 --> 00:17:43,480
(BALL WHISTLES THROUGH THE AIR)
317
00:17:43,920 --> 00:17:45,040
-(GRUNTS)
-(WHISTLE BLOWING)
318
00:17:46,280 --> 00:17:50,920
-What? Why did he stop?
-That ball hog lost the game for us!
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00:17:51,440 --> 00:17:53,960
COMMENTATOR: This is a travesty!
I've never seen anything
320
00:17:54,120 --> 00:17:56,560
more shameful
than what Billy did on the field today!
321
00:17:56,760 --> 00:17:59,160
Let's run him out of town for good!
322
00:17:59,400 --> 00:18:01,480
(CROWD BOOING, CLAMORING)
323
00:18:02,280 --> 00:18:04,040
Hugh, get my heavy purse.
324
00:18:04,320 --> 00:18:07,040
I wanna give that Billy
a piece of my mind!
325
00:18:07,240 --> 00:18:09,360
(GROWLING)
326
00:18:09,960 --> 00:18:11,200
(EXCLAIMS) Yeah!
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00:18:11,400 --> 00:18:13,920
(SNARLS)
328
00:18:14,120 --> 00:18:16,040
Dude! It's Billy, remember?
329
00:18:16,400 --> 00:18:20,240
Sure, he may be a self-centered egomaniac,
but he's still our friend.
330
00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:23,000
We gotta bail him out. Come on, Rajeev!
331
00:18:25,120 --> 00:18:26,440
(WHIMPERS)
332
00:18:27,320 --> 00:18:31,440
(CROWD CLAMORING)
333
00:18:37,320 --> 00:18:38,760
Uh, Soccer stardom was fun,
334
00:18:38,920 --> 00:18:41,360
but I think it's time for the Cobra
to hang up his boots! (BELCHES)
335
00:18:42,560 --> 00:18:45,560
(BILLY GRUNTS)
336
00:18:46,280 --> 00:18:48,360
-(BILLY GRUNTING)
-(KLEET GROANS)
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Bummer town.
338
00:18:50,160 --> 00:18:53,960
I've been in here too long,
and I can't get out!
339
00:18:54,600 --> 00:18:56,280
There he is! Get him!
340
00:18:56,520 --> 00:19:00,360
-(GROANS)
-(CROWD CLAMORING)
341
00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:06,280
(BOTH PANT)
342
00:19:06,600 --> 00:19:08,800
I give up! Where can he be?
343
00:19:09,680 --> 00:19:12,680
-We looked all over for him.
-My bromies!
344
00:19:12,840 --> 00:19:14,480
Billy! What are you doing in there?
345
00:19:14,920 --> 00:19:18,080
It's my panic box. I had it installed
back in the day.
346
00:19:18,320 --> 00:19:19,840
(CHUCKLES) You know how fans can be.
347
00:19:20,200 --> 00:19:21,640
-(GRUNTING)
-(RAJEEV STRAINS)
348
00:19:22,480 --> 00:19:25,880
Dude, you're in deep doo-doo.
And not just with me!
349
00:19:26,120 --> 00:19:30,120
People are seriously ticked.
You gotta get out of Kleet and pronto.
350
00:19:30,480 --> 00:19:34,920
Yeah, uh, small problem there.
I'm stuck inside him!
351
00:19:35,720 --> 00:19:39,240
-Though there is plenty of legroom.
-RAJEEV: Hey, guys, check this out!
352
00:19:39,480 --> 00:19:44,320
CROWD: (CHANTING) Get him! Get him!
Get him! Get him! Get him! Get him!
353
00:19:44,520 --> 00:19:45,520
Come on, Rajeev!
354
00:19:46,120 --> 00:19:48,200
We gotta get to Hoover's pizza van!
355
00:19:50,040 --> 00:19:52,160
Stay here! Don't move!
356
00:19:56,520 --> 00:19:58,480
Dude, what's taking so long?
357
00:19:59,040 --> 00:20:02,160
Well, I'm sorry but this pizza oven
is so slow.
358
00:20:02,840 --> 00:20:07,240
Would you forget about the pizza?
We're here for the Ghost Containment Unit.
359
00:20:07,680 --> 00:20:08,720
Fine.
360
00:20:13,480 --> 00:20:14,680
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
361
00:20:16,760 --> 00:20:18,000
(RAJEEV CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
362
00:20:20,200 --> 00:20:23,040
How about those Suntanners?
Tough loss, huh?
363
00:20:23,560 --> 00:20:26,400
Ah, we'll get 'em next time.
Go, Suntanners!
364
00:20:26,840 --> 00:20:27,840
-Yeah.
-(SAM CHUCKLES)
365
00:20:28,360 --> 00:20:29,400
Huh?
366
00:20:32,120 --> 00:20:34,080
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
367
00:20:35,920 --> 00:20:38,760
Hey, Spencer! Wanna join the mob?
(GASPS)
368
00:20:41,520 --> 00:20:42,520
(GASPS)
369
00:20:42,880 --> 00:20:43,880
(HUGH GASPS)
370
00:20:46,880 --> 00:20:49,320
He's in here!
371
00:20:49,480 --> 00:20:52,600
CROWD: (CHANTING)
Get him! Get him! Get him!
372
00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:59,640
(GROANS, PANTS)
373
00:21:03,600 --> 00:21:04,640
(PANTS)
374
00:21:06,920 --> 00:21:09,280
He's heading to the pool!
Come on!
375
00:21:10,720 --> 00:21:11,840
(GROANS)
376
00:21:14,160 --> 00:21:15,880
(SCREAMS)
377
00:21:16,360 --> 00:21:18,520
(CROWD CLAMORING)
378
00:21:26,280 --> 00:21:27,920
(BILLY GRUNTS)
379
00:21:30,640 --> 00:21:33,040
Ha! Thanks, double bro-seven!
380
00:21:33,320 --> 00:21:37,600
CROWD: (CHANTING)
Down with Billy! Down with Billy!
381
00:21:37,760 --> 00:21:40,440
-(KLEET SCREAMING)
-(THUDDING)
382
00:21:42,880 --> 00:21:45,200
Who's Billy? (GROANS)
383
00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:47,480
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
384
00:21:53,280 --> 00:21:58,160
And finally at number one,
it's MeTube sensation,
385
00:21:58,320 --> 00:22:01,080
Beansie, the harp-playing weasel!
386
00:22:03,120 --> 00:22:07,120
Poor Billy,
booted off the list by a weasel.
387
00:22:07,280 --> 00:22:10,520
I think after the angry mob,
Billy's over the whole list thing.
388
00:22:11,600 --> 00:22:15,080
-What's this, Buck?
-New recipe. Give it a try.
389
00:22:16,760 --> 00:22:17,800
(CHOKES) Uh.
390
00:22:19,560 --> 00:22:20,600
(VOMITING)
391
00:22:20,760 --> 00:22:23,440
Uh, what is this? Tastes like barf.
392
00:22:25,000 --> 00:22:26,080
Fine.
393
00:22:26,240 --> 00:22:30,360
(SIGHS) Celebrity chef, that's out.
What's next?
394
00:22:32,560 --> 00:22:34,120
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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00:22:38,120 --> 00:22:39,120
MALE VOICE: Yes!
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