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"When the well-known MD. L Fax has
to travel to a conference
in Kiel; he has to wait for his car.
But the car is delivered in the last minute
by a distinguished gentleman in
a white coat "
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Hello? l have to be in Kiel first
thing in the morning!
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Have you sent my car yet?
I'll wait ten minutes more!
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Then I'll call for a taxi, at your expense.
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Thank you and goodbye.
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I'll be gone for one week, not a day more.
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Have you heard from the cancellations?
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Nurse Lisa [off camera]
No doctor.
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Damn bunglers!
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Will Nurse Lisa call me a taxi and have
them drive me to Kiel right away?
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There is no need for a taxi. Your car is parked
just outside. It's in perfect condition.
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We've put new wiper blades on
the front window.
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Thank you. Goodbye Nurse Lisa.
Let's go then.
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Oh no. The cancellations.
What am I supposed to do now?
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There's six ofthem today.
What am I going to do?
This will drive me crazy.
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Damn! What am I supposed to do?
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No, No, No!
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[The doorbell rings]
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Here is the ๏ฌrst one
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Sorry lady, but I forgot my gloves.
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The doctor must help me.
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Just a moment, doctor.
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You must help me!
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| forgot to post the doctor's cancellation.
There are six patients today.
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What should I do about it?
lam an auto mechanic.
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Nothing. Just listen to them.
It is the onlything Dr. Fax does.
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But I have to be back at
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I'll do anything you want me to.
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- Sure?
- For sure
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- And I'll just listen?
- Yes, you just listen.
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All right, but don't blame me ifthis goes
wrong.
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No, no You're the doctor now.
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l'll fix this. I'll show you
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For all it's worth, I've got a white coat.
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Well doctor, lfeel so strange
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When I'm at school, outside, by the park.
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I suddenly have to do like this!
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Oopps. What happens next?
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Nothing happens next
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Well, that's the problem.
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Exposing yourself like this
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is a sexual signal that
doesn't get answered.
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What do people do
when you do these things?
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They look, and then they laugh
or get angry.
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What would happen if I'd respond like this?
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That would turn me on for sure.
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Show me again, doctor
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please doctor.
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Thank you so much, doctor.
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Please, enter.
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This way, miss.
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Would you please call my colleague
Dr. Sven? I think we have to be
two on this one.
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"Next patient is a sporty lady who has,
more or less, been raped in the forest during
mushroom picking wearing nothing
but a raincoat and rubber boots. She has
since developed a phobia for mushrooms."
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"With the help ofa Book on Mushrooms
and a colleagues ordinary shaped penis
Dr. Frank shows that there is no
resemblance between a penis and a
mushroom. They fuck, and the
lady is cured."
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Howdy, Sven.
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Yes, this is my renowned colleague Dr. Sven.
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He will be our conical tool in this hard
experiment.
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Could we start right away? Bring out the
shroom.
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DR. FRANK [outside frame]
Does this resemble any kind of mushroom?
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DR. FRANK [outside frame]
What does a fly Amanita smell like?
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It smells a little carbolic
ldon't know if! can do this
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DR. FRANK [outside frame]
Well, then smell this
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DR. FRANK [outside frame]
Well, what does it smell like?
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Like jasmine
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DR. FRANK [outside frame]
What does a fly Amanita taste like?
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Terrible burning, bitter
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DR. FRANK [outside frame]
and Dr. Sven's shroom?
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Yummy.
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DR. FRANK [outside frame]
Well, then continue
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DR. FRANK [outside frame]
Please, take offyour coat.
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DR. FRANK [outside frame]
Like that. Lay down.
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Jeez, it's so quiet.
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My name is Miss Claude and
I've scheduled an appointment.
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Sure Please, have a seat.
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There is no air conditioning in here.
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It's bad circulation in here, young lady.
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How long will this take?
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Book Miss Chanterelle for
next week would you?
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- Yes, but
- No buts. Next please.
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NURSE LISA
Next Friday, is that okay?
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This will take a while, doctor.
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I've got three problems, doc'.
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MlSS CLAUDE [outside frame]
I'm a striptease dancer
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a singing striptease dancer.
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And, you see, I'm also sick doctor.
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When I started, I was very shy
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I had to sing and dance ....
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with a brown paper bag on my head
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And one night, something fantastic and
terrible at the same time happened
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You see. My problem is; I can only have
intercourse to music
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and only with ladies
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and l have to wear a
brown paper bag on my head.
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You see? Only with ladies,
bagged and during music
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Three very, very, serious problems doctor.
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Well
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Perhaps we can cure you with some
innovative cognitive behavioral practices
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Dear, doctor
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lt's suddenly very hot in here.
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Lift up your fur.
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Can I?
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Now, the first part ofthe therapy.
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Let's trythis with the brown paper bag.
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And now we take the paper bag of.
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You're almost cured Miss.
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Would you be so kind as to throw this
in the trash? I don't need it.
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Thank you doctor.
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"Dr. Frank gets a call on the telephone.
It's the sporty Lady, one Miss Chanterelle,
calling from The Golden Nugget."
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[Telephone ringing]
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Hello. Dr. Frank speaking
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Hello, this is Miss Chanterelle.
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Hello, Miss Chanterelle.
What can ldo foryou?
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Do you have time to see me, and a
friend who needs help, for lunch?
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She suffers from severe foot fetishism.
I told her you were very good.
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Sounds interesting.
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Could you meet us at The Golden Nugget
in halfan hour?
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Foot fetishism is a very severe illness.
It's an emergency.
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l'll cancel my next appointment.
I'll be at The Golden Nugget in two
shakes of a dog's tail.
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That's all for now.
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"Miss Chanterelle and her girlfriend meet
Dr. Frank at the restaurant The Golden
Nugget.
The girlfriend suffers from severe foot
fetishism. Under the table her foot
immediately starts to rub Dr. Franks crotch."
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"A second later Miss Chanterelles' foot
joins the rubbing.
Everything looks normal above the table, but
down under there's a lot of action going on."
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00:45:20,960 --> 00:45:27,911
"Back at the clinic. Next patient is a young
seamstress who, while delivering a sail, got
involved in a foursome with three rough
sailors onboard a boat.
She shows remorse and has developed
some kind of sailphobia."
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"Dr. Frank arranges a triple with his friend
and colleague Dr. Sven.
The young seamstress is cured. All good."
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"Nest patient has been fucked in a phone
booth while she had her husband on the
phone. Now she can't have sex without
talking over the phone.
Dr. Frank cures her with a Western
Electric trimline phone while nurse Lisa
whispers in her ear."
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"The last patient has her husband with her.
They're newly wed, but he doesn't know how
to respond to her invites.
Dr. Frank calls nurse Lisa, and together they
show the couple how it is done. The married
practice what they've just learnt."
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"Dr. Frank has succeeded. Much better than
Dr. Fax, at least nurse Lisa thinks so.
โOpen up your own clinic and I'll follow you,'
she says.
And that is what happens. But first they
get married on the stairs to the Stockholm
Court House."
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- lwish you all the best.
- Thank you very much.
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Cheers.
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I love you.
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Would you mind helping me with the zipper?
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Thanks my dear Stina, but we'd
like to be alone now.
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Yes Lisa, just you and l.
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lam...
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Hush now. Remember what
you told me: "Just listen".12092
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