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Turkish Delight
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- Is that your flat?
- Yes.
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You shit on me.
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l'm coming now.
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Let's go.
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l iust got in, l'm at the station.
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- What will you do?
- Open your legs.
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Put my prick in.
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And fuck you.
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- Stop cying.
- You're nasty.
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And another thing -
where's my souvenir?
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Frame this.
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Get out of there!
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- Get out!
- How about a kiss?
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lt's not me.
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Move!
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Fuck!
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Can you help me?
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- Leave it.
- Why?
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l'm after something else.
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- What's your name?
- Josie.
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- Do you want to fuck?
- It's against my religion.
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l fuck better than Jesus.
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You're fat.
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l'm fat, l've got small tits
and you're an asshole.
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That her?
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A prize!
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So you're the loser,
did someone steal her away?
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Fancy a fuck?
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See you.
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Valkenburg, two years earlier.
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That takes care of that.
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- What's that?
- Maggots and worms.
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He was a man, like you or me.
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l've brought some champagne.
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On behalf of the Tourist Board...
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...l'd like to thank the young artists
for all their help.
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Eveybody drink up now.
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l propose a toast to you all.
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Let's see what we have here.
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- What's this?
- The raising of Lazarus.
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Jesus and Lazarus.
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Vey nice, but what's this?
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The amul truth is that
they're maggots.
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Maggots?
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Maggots and worms.
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Listen here...
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We won't allow it.
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He was dead for days.
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- Get rid of them.
- They've taken over.
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Stay here till l get back.
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Go suck yourself.
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A little kiss for mamma.
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Oh God!
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Ladies and gentlemen...
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Cheers.
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- Did you buy that?
- With a kiss!
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What's that?
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House special.
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What's this?
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At least it should be fresh.
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lt's a horse's eye,
a fucking horse's eye.
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You son of a bitch!
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- That's your specialty?
- Calm down.
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- It's venison.
- Up your ass.
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Kiss my arse.
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Let's knock a hole in the ceiling.
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Get down, you hippie!
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- Do you always pick men up?
- No.
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- Is this real?
- The redhead model.
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A well-known trademark.
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And the rest?
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What rest?
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All open.
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Park.
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What?
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Don't come! l don't want a baby.
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Did you come inside me?
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l wouldn't do that.
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- Love me a little bit?
- A bit.
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- What?
- My prick's in my zip.
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Any plyers?
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l don't know where.
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Go to that house and see
if you can borrow some.
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- What's wrong?
- l caught it.
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Hang on a minute.
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Thank you.
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Hury up.
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My ieans have had it.
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- Are you cold?
- Doesn't feel like summer.
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l've something for you.
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- Where did you steal it?
- Ty it on.
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Stop, you bastards!
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- Can l talk to Olga?
- Who's calling?
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- It's Eric Vonk.
- She's not in.
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- Is Olga around?
- No.
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l want to talk to her.
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l'll wait here for her.
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Shove off, we don't want low-life.
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l want to talk to her father
or mother.
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What is it, Heny?
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Mrs Staples, l've come to see Olga.
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My daughter's out of town.
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- Where did she go?
- That l can't say.
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- Why not?
- Just because.
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- l want to see Olga.
- l heard you the first time.
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And Olga wants to see me.
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You're not welcome.
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lt was me in the car accident.
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l've read the police report.
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lt was all quite sordid.
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l'll see her, whatever you say.
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Out!
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l fucked her.
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l fucked her!
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You're not the only one.
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Where've you been?
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- How is it?
- What?
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Plyers...
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- Where've you been?
- l thought l'd never see you again.
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l've been chasing around
after you forever.
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They kept me in bed for too long.
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lt's huge.
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l'm a huge talent.
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You make these?
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They're nothing.
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They go with the accident.
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- And this?
- A museum piece.
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Was it worth it?
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Depends, l stole it.
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l don't believe you.
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What's wrong with you?
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How do l taste?
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Like oysters.
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Good oysters?
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The best.
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l have to go.
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Do it in my mouth.
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Wait a bit, where's the bath?
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ln there.
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Cold?
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- Still love me?
- A bit.
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How much?
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l'll be right back.
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Home again.
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You're always so glad to be back.
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l like to see my old friends.
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What's he doing here?
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What's he doing in my house?
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No, let him go!
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- Trust me!
- How can l?
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l bet you had fun on your holidays.
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Oh yes?
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He's your lover, isn't he?
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Listen lover, she's a minor.
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Cut the crap, we're engaged.
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You're what?
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What a racket, is the radio on?
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Papi!
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- Your daughter's getting married
- Who's the lucky man?
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Me.
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- He crashed the car.
- The groom survived.
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- Are you going to allow it?
- You want us to fight?
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You're not marying that layabout.
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l won't be made a laughing stock.
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You think it's funny?
Get rid of him.
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That's my final word.
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My little Olga.
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- Do you think she meant it?
- Don't wory, she'll come round.
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Now then, Olga, don't cy.
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Let's drink to the future.
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Did you hear the one
about lucky Pierre?
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- No.
- Me neither.
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- Introduce me.
- This is Olga.
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This is Paul, he's a doctor.
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- Pleased to meet you.
- Thank you.
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Hury!
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On this happy occasion...
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Welcome, on this happy occasion.
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lf God should grant you
the gift of fecundity...
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...consider it a solemn
confirmation of your union.
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He's never heard of communism.
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Would all the couples gathered
here today stand up as one.
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Do you, Eric Vonk...
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lt's coming!
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Oh Lord, l think l'm soaked.
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ls there a doctor?
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- Go on.
- No way.
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He's a doctor.
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Shall we continue?
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Do you, Eric Vonk,
take Olga Staples...
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...to love and cherish for as long
as you both shall live?
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Do you, Olga Staples,
take Eric Vonk...
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...to love and cherish for as long
as you both shall live?
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- Crazies!
- We're newlmeds.
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Zip...
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Jesus Christ!
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Mr Vonk?
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This is for you.
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- Tina Elgers, do you know her?
- She's an old school friend.
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How sweet.
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- What are you doing?
- They need water.
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Where were we?
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Who the hell is that?
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Package for Mr Vonk.
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''May all your troubles be small.
Uncle Homer and Aunt Emily''.
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Don't be so damn rude.
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- You feel nothing?
- No.
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Stop!
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Congratulations, may you have
joy for evermore.
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Now you're one of the family...
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...you get a kiss.
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We haven't lost a daughter,
we've gained a son.
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Not bad at our age.
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Congratulations.
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This is Tina.
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Dear Olga! Who knows?
l could be ne_.
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Lovely sca_.
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You like it? It's yours.
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lt suits you.
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- Like it?
- Doesn't match the hat.
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Easily sorted.
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You'll need some sustenance.
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Eric, this is for you,
don't tell mother.
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You're a sweetie.
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You heard the one about lucky Pierre?
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- Tell me.
- One day.
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Morning children.
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l brought you something.
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Here you are, darling.
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Here...
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lt'll help you have children.
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l'm going to shower.
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Don't l get a kiss?
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lt's not funny.
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So charming!
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Don't make fun of my mother,
she had breast cancer.
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A long time ago?
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lt was when l was a little, she said
l'd sucked it off as a baby.
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l believed her, l thought that's
what all babies did.
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Be right back.
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lsn't Papi generous to trust
you with his car?
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What are you talking about?
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Gve me a bite.
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You bastard!
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l'll kill you!
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Get me out of here!
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Now, what would you like
for Christmas, little girl?
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What are you thinking?
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How you'll look in 30 years.
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Jesus, that's a nice thought.
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- What are you doing now?
- l want a souvenir.
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You're becoming a real drag -
give me that.
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Want a drink?
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You fool, you'll be sick
if you drink that.
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You're a fool, Eric.
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l could have died.
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Comedian.
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l'll look at it again in 30 years time.
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Let's go to bed.
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- Paul, come quickly.
- You can't come in here.
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lt's alright.
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We got the contract: 5,OOO gilders.
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lt's fantastic.
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- What style?
- Modern-bourgeois.
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l recommended him.
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- We put the statue here.
- What pose?
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- l need to go.
- Hang on.
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The number one song:
the girl with the red hair.
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Can l tape it?
271
00:50:08,039 --> 00:50:11,440
- Still need a pee?
- No, l need a poo.
272
00:50:41,159 --> 00:50:44,000
That's what l'm going to do
when you come out.
273
00:50:49,480 --> 00:50:50,320
Coming.
274
00:50:51,920 --> 00:50:54,920
Don't do that, l'll lick it for you.
275
00:50:55,079 --> 00:50:56,960
You wouldn't do that.
276
00:51:01,840 --> 00:51:03,080
What is it?
277
00:51:08,639 --> 00:51:10,320
l've got it too.
278
00:51:10,440 --> 00:51:12,120
- What?
- Cancer.
279
00:51:12,239 --> 00:51:16,200
- What do you mean?
- There's blood in the toilet.
280
00:51:19,920 --> 00:51:23,040
There was blood coming out of me.
281
00:51:39,360 --> 00:51:40,760
lt's true.
282
00:51:42,480 --> 00:51:44,400
You know what that was?
283
00:51:45,000 --> 00:51:46,920
The beetroot you ate last night.
284
00:51:52,159 --> 00:51:55,640
- Are you sure?
- Of course.
285
00:51:57,159 --> 00:51:59,640
There's nothing wrong
with your sweet body.
286
00:52:24,400 --> 00:52:26,040
l've got a surprise.
287
00:52:32,960 --> 00:52:34,240
Back to work.
288
00:52:34,679 --> 00:52:36,320
What a pain!
289
00:52:53,320 --> 00:52:54,960
No way through.
290
00:52:55,639 --> 00:52:57,760
Come on, get out of here, you hippies.
291
00:52:58,119 --> 00:52:59,760
Move to the side.
292
00:53:04,480 --> 00:53:06,480
You can't stop there.
293
00:53:08,800 --> 00:53:10,480
l said move it.
294
00:53:14,800 --> 00:53:16,280
Move your car.
295
00:53:23,480 --> 00:53:27,880
He's the artist, he's going to the
statue, do you understand?
296
00:53:28,000 --> 00:53:30,120
Mr Vonk, and your lovely wife.
297
00:53:30,400 --> 00:53:33,080
Forgive this inconvenience.
298
00:53:35,039 --> 00:53:36,360
See to his bike.
299
00:53:38,320 --> 00:53:40,240
Don't steal it.
300
00:53:42,239 --> 00:53:43,320
Have fun.
301
00:53:46,760 --> 00:53:50,840
You know how to address her?
She likes to be called Madam.
302
00:53:51,880 --> 00:53:55,240
But do me a favour and
call her Your Majesty.
303
00:53:55,440 --> 00:53:56,640
Stand here.
304
00:53:57,320 --> 00:54:00,760
Now remember, you're to be presented
to the Queen.
305
00:54:01,679 --> 00:54:05,520
You stand here and Her Majesty
comes to you.
306
00:54:05,639 --> 00:54:06,960
Here she comes.
307
00:54:11,480 --> 00:54:12,560
Oh my goodness!
308
00:54:12,800 --> 00:54:15,040
Whatever happens, don't move.
309
00:54:20,239 --> 00:54:22,720
Right, in a line girls.
310
00:54:22,840 --> 00:54:25,480
What do you do, Anne?
311
00:54:25,599 --> 00:54:27,040
l come fomard...
312
00:54:27,159 --> 00:54:30,800
Don't come fomard, Her Majesty
will come to you.
313
00:55:16,199 --> 00:55:17,680
lt's hot.
314
00:55:59,679 --> 00:56:01,480
This is fabulous.
315
00:56:14,400 --> 00:56:15,960
l can't see!
316
00:56:28,039 --> 00:56:29,720
Get out of my way.
317
00:56:36,159 --> 00:56:37,920
Let's go to the other side.
318
00:58:22,880 --> 00:58:26,120
- l'm getting a bit horny.
- Not without flowers.
319
00:58:46,599 --> 00:58:48,040
Undo your shirt.
320
00:58:57,119 --> 00:58:59,920
- l'll call the ne_ statue...
- What?
321
00:59:03,000 --> 00:59:04,160
Persephone.
322
00:59:08,559 --> 00:59:12,840
- Who's this Persephone?
- A goddess of the undemorld.
323
00:59:25,800 --> 00:59:27,240
We'll leave now.
324
00:59:36,840 --> 00:59:39,240
- Who was it?
- Your mother.
325
00:59:41,239 --> 00:59:43,280
Your father is dying.
326
01:00:17,559 --> 01:00:19,240
Any hope?
327
01:00:21,360 --> 01:00:22,880
Can we go in?
328
01:00:23,000 --> 01:00:25,720
Give me your handkerchief.
329
01:00:27,199 --> 01:00:28,920
The smell's amul.
330
01:00:54,719 --> 01:00:56,520
Papi, it's Olga.
332
01:01:22,840 --> 01:01:25,120
A few beers and l'll feel better.
333
01:01:49,599 --> 01:01:52,520
Come and say goodbye to your father.
334
01:02:07,960 --> 01:02:10,040
Eric, he wants to see you.
335
01:02:23,440 --> 01:02:27,000
Eric, take care of Olga for me.
336
01:02:33,519 --> 01:02:37,640
And iust remember - l love you.
337
01:02:45,320 --> 01:02:47,280
Say it...
338
01:03:13,039 --> 01:03:15,120
- Let me see.
- What?
339
01:03:16,199 --> 01:03:18,120
- Any more?
- One more.
340
01:03:21,400 --> 01:03:23,840
- Is that it?
- No, one more.
341
01:03:35,400 --> 01:03:37,120
l'll see you later.
342
01:04:44,800 --> 01:04:46,680
A final memento.
343
01:04:58,480 --> 01:05:00,880
- Where are you going?
- _w_y.
344
01:05:01,159 --> 01:05:02,560
And our lift?
345
01:05:03,800 --> 01:05:06,160
Ask someone else.
346
01:05:07,320 --> 01:05:09,240
What about your wife?
347
01:05:09,920 --> 01:05:12,280
l can take care of her.
348
01:05:12,599 --> 01:05:15,560
You're being totally selfish,
do you hear me?
349
01:05:16,320 --> 01:05:19,040
Bye bye, my dear!
350
01:05:57,360 --> 01:05:58,240
Look out!
351
01:06:12,800 --> 01:06:14,680
What's the matter with you?
352
01:06:16,199 --> 01:06:18,080
ls something wrong?
353
01:06:18,159 --> 01:06:20,760
lt's not her fault, she's a newlmed.
354
01:06:26,280 --> 01:06:27,280
That's it.
355
01:06:29,400 --> 01:06:31,360
She's done a lot of modelling.
356
01:06:31,480 --> 01:06:35,000
- Two hundred.
- It's a deal.
357
01:06:41,360 --> 01:06:43,320
Eric, can you give me a hand?
358
01:06:45,800 --> 01:06:47,120
l bought dinner.
359
01:06:47,599 --> 01:06:49,960
l sold a drawing.
360
01:06:51,480 --> 01:06:52,480
Mrs Vonk.
361
01:06:52,599 --> 01:06:56,120
- Which one did you buy?
- That one there.
362
01:07:04,639 --> 01:07:07,600
The model's you, isn't it?
363
01:07:15,840 --> 01:07:18,480
- The unveiling was some day.
- Yes.
364
01:07:19,400 --> 01:07:21,080
Here's your drawing.
365
01:07:33,719 --> 01:07:37,280
- Can't you be less hysterical?
- You'd sell your wife?
366
01:07:37,400 --> 01:07:40,760
- It was only a drawing.
- It was us.
367
01:07:40,880 --> 01:07:44,320
- What's the big deal?
- Some things aren't for sale.
368
01:07:45,239 --> 01:07:47,640
What about you?
369
01:07:47,840 --> 01:07:48,880
You prick!
370
01:09:02,680 --> 01:09:04,560
Olga, you're completely mad.
371
01:09:04,720 --> 01:09:07,200
- What is it?
- l've come for you.
372
01:09:07,560 --> 01:09:10,840
- l'm having friends.
- l'll just change.
373
01:09:37,960 --> 01:09:39,520
Give me a hand.
374
01:09:47,359 --> 01:09:50,680
Thanks, l'll be back before dinner.
375
01:10:25,439 --> 01:10:26,920
Where are you?
376
01:10:29,560 --> 01:10:32,960
Jesus Christ, Olga,
dinner's just about ready.
377
01:10:35,239 --> 01:10:36,680
Be right there.
378
01:10:57,319 --> 01:11:02,440
Ladies and Gentlemen,
give a hand to our great artist.
379
01:11:18,920 --> 01:11:21,560
A chair for the gentleman!
380
01:11:21,720 --> 01:11:23,840
There's no room here. We're full.
381
01:11:24,000 --> 01:11:26,600
Excuse me, l'm disturbing you.
382
01:11:27,439 --> 01:11:30,560
Hey, doesn't your mother-in-law
get a kiss?
383
01:11:43,079 --> 01:11:45,360
Still not married?
384
01:11:50,600 --> 01:11:53,720
Oh, what do l see now?
385
01:11:55,800 --> 01:11:58,040
My napkin, l lost it.
386
01:11:58,199 --> 01:12:01,000
Hey, keep your snot-rag to yourself.
387
01:12:13,439 --> 01:12:15,520
What do l do with those?
388
01:12:15,680 --> 01:12:17,400
Finish them.
389
01:12:17,520 --> 01:12:22,280
- You are three rounds behind.
- You can't miss out on anything today.
390
01:12:24,239 --> 01:12:26,000
He'll need a doggy-bag for that.
391
01:12:26,960 --> 01:12:29,000
That's not a bad idea, Eddie.
392
01:12:38,600 --> 01:12:40,920
Stick it in the mustard.
393
01:12:42,279 --> 01:12:45,120
He'll have to use a fire e_inguisher.
394
01:12:54,399 --> 01:12:55,480
Need a hand?
395
01:12:55,720 --> 01:12:59,760
- Look at the state of this one.
- It's his speciality.
396
01:13:00,079 --> 01:13:02,320
We're going to go together.
397
01:13:08,039 --> 01:13:11,360
Now l'm going to shake hands
with little Heny.
398
01:13:11,520 --> 01:13:15,720
Don't take the wrong door.
-The ladies-room is at your right.
399
01:13:41,720 --> 01:13:42,840
l didn't see.
400
01:15:14,439 --> 01:15:16,240
You dirty son of a bitch!
401
01:15:32,600 --> 01:15:35,000
- Olga?
- l'm not coming home.
402
01:15:35,119 --> 01:15:38,760
- Where are you?
- l'm not coming back.
403
01:15:38,920 --> 01:15:42,800
You dirty bitch!
Go screw the mothe_ucker.
404
01:17:45,279 --> 01:17:46,920
l'll call the police!
405
01:17:47,479 --> 01:17:48,800
Open up!
406
01:17:49,039 --> 01:17:50,640
Let me see Olga!
407
01:17:50,920 --> 01:17:53,880
- It's over, just go away.
- The divorce...
408
01:17:54,199 --> 01:17:57,160
We've got to discuss the divorce.
409
01:17:58,000 --> 01:18:00,200
Well, the sooner the better.
410
01:18:13,279 --> 01:18:16,040
Eric's here to discuss the divorce.
411
01:18:18,199 --> 01:18:19,520
Leave us alone.
412
01:18:35,640 --> 01:18:39,720
- You're thinner.
- l don't care if l'm thin or fat.
413
01:18:42,359 --> 01:18:44,120
Why screw that prick?
414
01:18:44,359 --> 01:18:47,840
You don't own me,
l can screw who l like.
415
01:18:48,119 --> 01:18:49,680
Leave me alone.
416
01:18:49,880 --> 01:18:51,000
Fucking loser!
417
01:18:58,000 --> 01:19:00,400
My mouth isn't yours anymore.
418
01:19:01,800 --> 01:19:03,760
My mouth isn't for you.
419
01:19:05,359 --> 01:19:08,480
l'm sory Olga, it was my fault.
420
01:19:15,079 --> 01:19:17,440
You call this talking?
421
01:19:18,520 --> 01:19:19,680
Don't listen.
422
01:19:20,920 --> 01:19:22,960
Why don't you iust get lost!
423
01:19:23,199 --> 01:19:25,680
So, be a nice boy and leave.
424
01:19:26,079 --> 01:19:28,720
l'm sleeping here, we're still married.
425
01:19:30,239 --> 01:19:33,360
As you like,
Olga's room will be locked.
426
01:19:59,159 --> 01:20:00,120
Good boy.
427
01:21:11,760 --> 01:21:15,800
You're mine and she can't help you,
she's out walking the dog.
428
01:21:18,079 --> 01:21:20,480
l've been with another guy.
429
01:21:20,920 --> 01:21:23,080
l'll burn out your cunt!
430
01:21:39,319 --> 01:21:42,640
Leave her alone!
Get off my daughter!
431
01:21:46,000 --> 01:21:48,400
You dirty bastard! Get out!
432
01:22:08,520 --> 01:22:10,840
Get out of my bathroom.
433
01:25:04,720 --> 01:25:07,160
l've come for my things.
434
01:25:11,239 --> 01:25:12,200
My fiance.
435
01:25:13,640 --> 01:25:14,640
Come in.
436
01:25:17,720 --> 01:25:19,160
Leave it open.
437
01:25:35,680 --> 01:25:37,680
Making dolls for a living?
438
01:25:38,520 --> 01:25:39,920
They sell well.
439
01:25:41,199 --> 01:25:42,920
What a waste of time.
440
01:25:52,039 --> 01:25:53,400
All packed.
441
01:25:55,159 --> 01:25:57,000
Got a new girl?
442
01:26:07,119 --> 01:26:08,800
l love you.
443
01:26:25,760 --> 01:26:27,160
You never change!
444
01:26:39,359 --> 01:26:42,080
- Who's your friend?
- An American.
445
01:26:42,199 --> 01:26:44,600
After the wedding
we're off to America.
446
01:26:51,479 --> 01:26:53,920
A new type of bird for you.
447
01:28:44,640 --> 01:28:46,480
Didn't think l'd recognise you?
448
01:28:54,960 --> 01:28:56,920
The hair made it more difficult.
449
01:28:58,439 --> 01:29:01,240
lt was a special deal -
do you like it?
450
01:29:02,000 --> 01:29:03,760
l liked it better before.
451
01:29:03,920 --> 01:29:06,400
l think it makes me look young.
452
01:29:07,800 --> 01:29:09,520
Who's the tie for?
453
01:29:14,039 --> 01:29:16,000
Want to buy me a coffee?
454
01:29:28,159 --> 01:29:31,480
- Did you make him.
- No, he's from the Congo.
455
01:29:31,640 --> 01:29:34,280
- What are the spikes?
- Voodoo.
456
01:29:34,399 --> 01:29:37,480
When someone dies
you insert them in the head.
457
01:29:37,600 --> 01:29:41,120
My headache's gone,
it must be black magic.
458
01:29:47,399 --> 01:29:48,600
May l help?
459
01:29:49,399 --> 01:29:50,560
Coffee, please.
460
01:29:51,520 --> 01:29:52,600
Two coffees.
461
01:29:58,520 --> 01:30:01,000
This is a surprise.
462
01:30:01,680 --> 01:30:03,360
l'm back with mother.
463
01:30:03,439 --> 01:30:06,400
l stayed in America for a while
then left.
464
01:30:09,319 --> 01:30:10,880
Am l pretty?
465
01:30:12,479 --> 01:30:13,880
You look great.
466
01:30:14,960 --> 01:30:16,840
My boobs have grown.
467
01:30:18,680 --> 01:30:21,560
l rub on this special ointment.
468
01:30:25,000 --> 01:30:26,360
Your coffee.
469
01:30:27,319 --> 01:30:28,920
l said tea.
470
01:30:29,960 --> 01:30:30,960
You said coffee...
471
01:30:31,239 --> 01:30:34,480
l said l wanted tea, tell her, Eric.
472
01:30:39,359 --> 01:30:40,480
Tea, please.
473
01:30:47,840 --> 01:30:48,800
Look!
474
01:31:10,880 --> 01:31:11,920
lt's hot.
475
01:31:13,000 --> 01:31:17,040
Don't you feel hot?
Let's go to the seaside.
476
01:31:17,399 --> 01:31:19,160
Why not?
477
01:31:19,319 --> 01:31:21,520
l'll go to the ladies, you get the bill.
478
01:31:48,279 --> 01:31:51,960
Sir, can you come, please?
It's your wife.
479
01:32:48,960 --> 01:32:50,520
Not long now.
480
01:32:50,760 --> 01:32:52,800
Please help me.
481
01:33:38,479 --> 01:33:40,360
A door in my head.
482
01:33:43,439 --> 01:33:45,320
l brought you something.
483
01:34:12,640 --> 01:34:14,520
Do l look nice?
484
01:34:15,880 --> 01:34:17,480
A real red.
485
01:34:30,279 --> 01:34:34,480
The doctor says my hair will
grow back in a few months.
486
01:34:36,079 --> 01:34:37,040
Sure.
487
01:34:48,920 --> 01:34:50,560
What is it?
488
01:34:53,279 --> 01:34:56,040
They won't let me read it,
it's bad for the eyes.
489
01:34:57,680 --> 01:34:59,520
Are you enioying it?
490
01:35:01,359 --> 01:35:03,560
lt's not for you, l can do it.
491
01:35:05,960 --> 01:35:08,840
''She said: l love you
with all my heart...''
492
01:35:09,560 --> 01:35:12,440
''She said l love you with my...''
493
01:35:14,079 --> 01:35:17,040
''She said love is my...''
494
01:35:19,359 --> 01:35:21,880
''l love you with all my heart...''
495
01:35:31,039 --> 01:35:35,680
''She said l love you with all
my heart, l always have...''
496
01:35:36,880 --> 01:35:41,400
''...and nothing will ever change that,
not even death itself.''
497
01:35:43,000 --> 01:35:46,280
''l love you with all my heart.''
498
01:35:47,239 --> 01:35:51,280
''l have loved you ever
since the first time.''
499
01:35:51,920 --> 01:35:54,720
''Then he fell to his knees...''
500
01:35:54,800 --> 01:35:57,600
''...and he kissed her hands...
501
01:35:58,000 --> 01:36:01,400
''...and let her goodness
rest in God.''
502
01:36:15,399 --> 01:36:17,960
- How's Olga?
- Not good.
503
01:36:18,560 --> 01:36:20,840
What the hell are you doing?
504
01:36:26,279 --> 01:36:29,840
We couldn't get at all of
the tumour.
505
01:36:30,680 --> 01:36:32,440
We'll ty radiotherapy.
506
01:36:32,560 --> 01:36:35,120
- How long's she got?
- Hard to say.
507
01:36:43,760 --> 01:36:46,000
Now you drink up all your milk.
508
01:36:51,560 --> 01:36:52,760
Drink this.
509
01:36:52,880 --> 01:36:54,560
Don't like it!
510
01:36:56,279 --> 01:36:57,240
l want...
511
01:36:59,920 --> 01:37:01,520
...some sweets.
512
01:37:05,199 --> 01:37:06,920
Turkish delight.
513
01:37:15,760 --> 01:37:18,440
l can't, my tooth is loose.
514
01:37:18,880 --> 01:37:20,560
That tooth's fixed.
515
01:37:22,439 --> 01:37:25,320
lt feels vey loose.
516
01:37:28,239 --> 01:37:29,200
Feel it.
517
01:37:38,880 --> 01:37:40,680
See, it's been fixed.
518
01:38:20,840 --> 01:38:22,280
Olga's sad.
519
01:38:23,720 --> 01:38:25,560
Are you okay?
520
01:38:46,680 --> 01:38:49,880
Now then, what's all this?
521
01:38:59,119 --> 01:39:02,640
That should give her
a nice long nap.
522
01:39:21,359 --> 01:39:23,280
You'd better stay the night.
523
01:39:26,000 --> 01:39:27,920
l'll get some food sent up.
524
01:40:52,760 --> 01:40:55,320
Mr Vonk, you forgot this.
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