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♪ La, la, la ♪
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♪ La, la la la, la-la la la ♪
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♪ Da da da da ♪
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♪ Da da da da da da ♪
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♪ Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyy ♪
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How the hell
did y'all rack up a $700 bill?
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You do realize that Esther's
isn't, like, that good.
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[ All gasp ]
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I apologize in advance
for losing my temper.
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What?
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You trippin', Blazor.
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Esther's is
the best-ther's.
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Mm. I should've workshopped
that line more.
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I stand by what I said.
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Esther?
What are you doing here?
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I heard somebody
talking shit.
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It was Blazor.
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Boy, don't nobody
like a snitch.
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And, you,
people eat here
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because I slaughtered
all my competition
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and established my brand.
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Esther's --
your only option.
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Exactly.
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So watch how you speak
on my brand.
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'Cause I'll fucking
kill ya.
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Understand?
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Understood.
Speaking of brands,
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picking up the check for spinnas
ain't mine.
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No worries.
I got this.
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King Yeti pulls out
a giant novelty check.
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Where'd you get
all that money?
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Frasier Crane is extremely
buns, good sir.
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Period.
[ Cheers and applause ]
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But it's my spin.
This is some bullsh--
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I am officially
involved
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in whatever you decide
to do with that money.
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'Cause my brand
is "follow the money."
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Well, I was gonna buy
a coffee with the rest,
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but all this branding talk
has got me thinking.
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[ Bell dings ]
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Welcome to
Bidi-Bidi Bike-Bike.
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This is
a brilliant idea.
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I got to be your
business partner.
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Sure, as long as you
handle the money
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and all the shit
that feels like actual work.
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Ye-e-e-e-s.
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Yeti, where are the bikes
you plan on selling?
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Oh, there's only one bike
worth selling.
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So a bike shop that only sells
your one bike.
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Right.
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Oh, I love me
a gimmick.
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We'll auction it and sell it
to the highest bidder.
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I just came up
with that.
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Ideas like that be why I pay
you to pay yourself, brother.
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Okay, y'all clearly have
no intention
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of acting reasonable today,
so I'm gonna sit this one out.
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See you next week.
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Man: Stand by.
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King Yeti, your bike
is your thing.
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Yeah, but what is
a "thing,"
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other than a way to burden
yourself with expectations,
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blinding us to the truths
and freedoms of the world?
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I'mma just assume
that was deep.
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It isn't.
But I also spent all my money
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on this rightchea
for the grand opening.
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So I'm gonna have to see
this one through.
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My brand is a wolf with a laser
on his back
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who helps the homies.
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So I just can't stand by
and let you sell your bike.
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Yeah, that's nice.
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Could you grab me a coffee
on the way back?
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Decaf, right?
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Now, where does money
come from?
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So, why do you want a job
in the Clurb?
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To be real with you,
Patricia,
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I'm just looking
to get hired then fired
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and get that
unemployment check
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so I can buy my friend's bike
and give it back to him.
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How adorable.
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Now, go grab a mop,
and clean the floors.
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[ Sighs ]
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Done.
Time for my first break.
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God: Wallace, what is
this minty drink?
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He's here?
Hm, nice.
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I'm about to get fired
in record time.
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That's a mojito, man.
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Well, this shit
is refreshing.
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Can we go already?
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V.I.P. isn't V.I. when
you're the only "P" in it.
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Hell no.
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I love it.
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I feel at peace here.
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Ooh.
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Now I really feel
Clurb-ready.
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You look Goddamn
embarrassing.
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Lazor Wulf: Yo, dum-dum.
Here are your drinks.
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That'll be $388.
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[ Laughs ]
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Normally, I'd be fucking
pissed at you ruining my
peace,
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but seeing you work
is bringing me pleasure.
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Now, clean that up.
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[ Laughs ]
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Man, the Clurb might be hell
for us,
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but for him, it's heaven.
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This ain't on brand.
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You Goddamn right
it ain't,
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you malfunctioning
piss whistle.
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I've got to accelerate
this process.
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Hey, you know you fucked up
so hard
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when you made elbows,
right?
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[ Laughs ]
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It's true.
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Try as much as you want --
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you ain't never getting fired
from the Clurb.
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Never.
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Patricia, give this wolf
a promotion.
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Mm-hmm.
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Things have taken
a truly bad turn.
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Stupid Horse:
Hey, hey, hey.
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Lazor Wulf.
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Look who figured out
that two o'clock
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on a Tuesday is the only time
to hit the ♪ Clu-urb. ♪
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Jamantha Cartwright here
at the grand opening
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of Bidi-Bidi Bi--
Yo, could you shut up
right quick, though?
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You know what?
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Fuck this.
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And now for the moment
we --
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uh, I mean,
I have been waiting for.
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Congratulations.
You got red.
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Nice.
What'd I win?
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What you mean?
Isn't red enough?
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Okay, fine.
You win a selfie.
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[ Camera shutter clicks ]
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King Yeti,
we got a problem.
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Look around.
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We got customers.
-[ Coughs ]
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We got cash registers.
[ Cash register dings ]
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We even have a Jermajesty
Jackson endorsement.
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I do not endorse this.
[ Coughs ]
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Shit is perfecto,
my dude.
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Relax.
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We only got $36
of actual monies.
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Hm.
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That can't be good.
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What would Esther do?
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Hmm.
Hmm.
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Oh, I killed
all my competition, baby.
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I wrapped my hands around
their necks and I squoze
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until I saw the life
drain from they necks.
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Their bodies.
Wrong line.
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Sorry.
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I know what I must does.
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Good. Could you grab me
a coffee on the way back?
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Regular, right?
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You don't sell bikes here
anymore.
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Well, we don't sell bikes.
We --
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Exactly-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y.
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♪♪
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You know, I'm actually
thinking
we might just stay here.
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Uh, that would be
a tough adjustment.
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They ain't got no TV here,
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plus I'm falling all behind
on "Buffy."
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Shut up, Wallace.
Where's Lazor Wulf?
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I'm up here working.
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♪♪
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Boy, you just got yourself
a promotion.
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-Damn.
-Hey, Lazor Wulf.
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Check out my Dutty Wine.
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I need
to get fired now.
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[ Laughs ]
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I already told you,
dum-dum.
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[ Laughs ]
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[ Laughs ]
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You ain't never, ever, never,
never leaving the Clurb.
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You are now the manager
of the Clurb.
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[ Sighs ]
Figured as much.
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God: [ Laughs ]
Right on brand.
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Aw, what's wrong,
homey?
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A frown in the Clurb is like
a fart in the wind.
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Misplaced.
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I can't get fired, and
King Yeti's gonna lose his
bike.
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Cool, cool, cool.
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So, you want to dance
now?
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Stupid Horse, you're talented
at being annoying.
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What's your brand?
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I have no idea.
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♪ But I do what I do
to bri-- ♪
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[ Sighs ]
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[ Panting ]
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All bike and bike-related
business in town,
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including
the children's library,
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'cause fuck books,
are gone.
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Also,
here's your coffee.
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My dude.
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[ Slurps ]
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So, you think folks definitely
gonna bid now?
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Patience.
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Now, who's in the market
for a new bike?
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[ Indistinct talking ]
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I detect a bit of smokiness
with
hints of cherry and lavender.
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What do you think,
Wallace?
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I don't care.
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Hey, VIPs.
Y'all in the mood for
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♪ some dirty
horsey dancing? ♪
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♪ Dirty horsey ♪
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Aah!
-[ Groans ]
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Unh-unh.
Who the fuck let this dumb,
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janky-ass jackass
into the Clurb?
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Me.
I-It was me.
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I did it.
-Patricia!
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Sorry, Lazor, but he'smy biggest investor.
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Bless you, Patricia.
Bless you.
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Lazor Wulf,
take me with you.
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Sit down, Wallace.
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We live here now.
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Before we proceed
with the bidding, King Yeti
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would like to grace us
with a poem.
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The bike is my thing.
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It is not my only thing.
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Spinny wheels are tight.
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The end.
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Alright, let's take
someone's money.
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The lucky person going home
with King Yeti's
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bike today is --
-Hold up.
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I've got the money
and your coffee.
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Ah.
Just in time.
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I'm almost done
with this cup.
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Homey, this is $37.
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The current bid
is $25,000.
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$25,000?
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Oh, shit.
You should take that, Yeti.
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$25,000 going once,
twice.
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King Yeti: Ho-Ho-Ho-Hold up.
Hold up.
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I am no longer selling
my bike.
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-What?
-What the heck, Yeti?
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Seeing all this commotion
over my bike is an honor,
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but my real goal
was to prove
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that I could sell this bike
if I wanted to.
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And I did, so mission
accomplished.
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What the fuck
is you saying?
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That the power
is not in the brand.
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The power is in you.
You feel me?
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No, King Yeti.
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I don't feel you.
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00:10:09,458 --> 00:10:11,748
Well said?
I don't know.
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00:10:11,833 --> 00:10:13,383
I'm just glad you ain't
selling the bike.
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-Thanks, my dude.
-Hmm.
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Since this is a wash,
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can I at least
burn the store down?
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00:10:21,125 --> 00:10:22,075
Of course.
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Have at it, my dude.
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It was pretty nice being
a successful business owner.
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I got two free cups of coffee
out of the deal.
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No, you fucking didn't.
That'll be $38.50.
255
00:10:31,708 --> 00:10:32,878
For real.
256
00:10:32,958 --> 00:10:35,538
Ain't no such thing
as a free coffee.
257
00:10:35,958 --> 00:10:39,128
[ Crying ]
Why am I crying?
258
00:10:39,208 --> 00:10:43,918
I was having
so much fun.
259
00:10:44,000 --> 00:10:47,080
'Cause, homey,
it's the Clurb.
260
00:10:47,167 --> 00:10:49,377
No matter how good you think
it's going,
261
00:10:49,458 --> 00:10:51,248
it always ends
in tears.
262
00:10:51,333 --> 00:10:53,383
For real.You ain't really Clurbed
263
00:10:53,458 --> 00:10:55,878
if you not sobbingat the end of the night.
264
00:10:55,958 --> 00:10:58,378
[ Crying ]
265
00:10:58,458 --> 00:11:02,328
I feel so alone.
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