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♪ Long ago ♪
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♪ We were young ♪
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♪ We played games ♪
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♪ it was fun ♪
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♪ Wise men say all things go too fast ♪
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♪ And they best don't last ♪
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♪ They grow up as soon
As they get the chance ♪
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♪ Let's face it ♪
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♪ A whole new way of behaving ♪
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♪ With brand-new rules to break ♪
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♪ Wahoo, how time flies ♪
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♪ We were once ahead of the game ♪
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♪ Can you remember
When getting up was easy? ♪
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♪ No sweat ♪
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♪ And we could exist
On wax and gum completely ♪
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♪ The things we used to think were crazy ♪
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♪ Now they seem so very sane ♪
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♪ Wahoo, how time flies ♪
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♪ We were once ahead of the game ♪
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♪ Wahoo, how times files ♪
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♪ We were once ahead of the game ♪
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♪ Love hit us right between the eyes ♪
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♪ It wasn't there
We never had a chance ♪
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♪ Sometimes you have
To sit right back and laugh ♪
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♪ it goes so fast ♪
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♪ Sure as there's a Sunday morning
Baby ♪
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♪ We're going to get a piece of the cake ♪
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♪ Wahoo, how time flies ♪
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♪ We were once ahead of the game ♪
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♪ Wahoo, how time flies ♪
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♪ We were once ahead of the game ♪
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♪ Wahoo, how time flies ♪
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♪ We were once ahead of the game ♪
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- Morning, Mr. Harper.
- Morning, Jeff.
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- Hi, Ralph.
- Morning, sir.
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Hello? Security.
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- Dick.
- Charlie.
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I've been waiting for you.
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- How've you been?
- Sit down.
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- Pour yourself a drink.
- Thanks, Charlie.
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This business stinks, you know that?
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- Well...
- It stinks!
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It used to be the most exciting
business in the world.
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Now it stinks on ice.
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- It's been a rough year.
- It stinks.
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- I guess it does stink.
- It stinks on ice!
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All right, on ice.
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It was a great feeling to be part
of the team that tied the lace on the shoe
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that took that giant step for mankind.
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You don't get that feeling
from building a goddamn missile.
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- Now, what's all this crap?
- My plan to reorganize my department.
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One small step.
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One giant step for mankind.
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I wouldn't say that,
but it's not a bad plan.
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You know who made
that step possible? We did.
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You and me.
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And Bob Kane, Frank Chapman.
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We put Neil and what's-his-name
on the bloody moon.
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And then they gave us the shaft.
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It stinks.
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On ice.
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What do you say we talk turkey?
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Right, Charlie.
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I was thinking more in terms
of cutting costs than personnel.
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Gobble, gobble, gobble.
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I was just talking turkey.
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Dick...
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I always thought you were the kind
of guy I didn't have to bullshit.
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I'm glad to hear that.
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- Can I level with you?
- Sure.
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- I mean, really level?
- Charlie, you can tell me anything.
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You're fired.
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I must have fired 50 people today,
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but that's the first time
I did it like that.
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The first time I ever said, just like,
"You're fired."
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Practice makes perfect.
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No.
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I shouldn't have done that.
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It's just that I'm sick
of all the bullshit.
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Wait a minute.
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- You're serious?
- Would I kid a pal?
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No jokes, Charlie.
You're really firing me?
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I don't have to tell you
what a lousy year we've had.
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I haven't done a bad job.
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You've done a hell of a job.
And don't let anybody tell you different.
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Then why me?
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My division's outperformed
everybody's.
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Seniority.
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I think that's what it was.
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I'm sure that's what it was.
Seniority. Yeah.
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Do you mean to tell me that
when you compare the productivity...
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Dick!
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Do you mind if we don't go
into all that crap right now?
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Frankly, I'm a little bit looped.
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And I got blood on my hands.
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A lot of blood.
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Mr. Harper?
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I'll have to get back to you.
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I just want to say,
I'm very sorry you're leaving us.
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Well, thank you.
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Did Mr. Blanchard tell you about the car?
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- What car?
- The company car you've been using.
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You may retain the use of it
for two weeks.
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Isn't that thoughtful?
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But we must have your company
credit cards now, please.
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Goodbye, Mr. Harper.
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Jane!
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Hey, what is this?
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This is distressing.
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Jane.
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Jane!
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- Hey, Jane!
- Hey, sweetie, you're home early.
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- I gotta talk to you.
- I gotta talk to you, Mr. Harper.
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The second payment's
due on the pool.
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Billy!
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Billy, will you get your friend
out of the cement!
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-I've been fired.
—Huh?
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I've been fired.
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Oh, baby.
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What did you say?
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He said he's tired.
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- Hey, Mr. Harper, you were canned today.
- Yeah.
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-What sign are you?
—Huh?
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- Uh...
- He's an Aquarius.
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You poor bastard. I knew it.
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What a bummer.
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Mars is in direct conjunction
with Saturn.
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It's a tough time for us Aquarians.
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You know that bill I gave you,
for the pool, the second payment?
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I'll give you until next Wednesday.
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Hmm.
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Ah. Esperanza.
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La Gena is ready.
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- Thank you.
- Gracias.
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- Mm.
- I can't believe that Charlie fired you.
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- Charlie fired me.
- Dirty rat.
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After all the years of bottom-pinching
I took from him.
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Does that mean we're gonna
be poor, like the Waltons?
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No, Billy, it doesn't.
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What are we gonna do about the pool?
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We'll get it finished first.
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We won't heat it.
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Not until you get another job.
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How will we swim in the pool
if it's cold?
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Billy is right.
What will the neighbors say
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if they don't see steam
coming off our pool on a chilly night?
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I'm making some economies
around here.
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- Billy, we'll give up our ski lessons.
- God!
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- No more French wines at home, sir.
- Oh, God!
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And I will drop
the Book of the Month Club.
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What about my drum set?
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Family, everything's gonna be all right.
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There's absolutely nothing
to worry about.
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Take that stuff up there.
You, in the truck, watch those plants!
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That stuff goes too.
Take it easy over there.
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Watch those roots on that thing.
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Hey, those plants go up next too, okay?
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- Stop it!
- Hello, Mrs. Harper.
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That goes next.
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What in God's name
do you think you're doing?
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You got our notice, Mrs. Harper?
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- Yes. I sent you a check.
- Bouncy, bouncy. That's naughty.
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Hey, watch those plants!
Watch that stuff.
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- Get it up over there.
- I'll give you another check.
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Two checks bounced already,
Mrs. Harper.
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Your mother carried you nine months,
but we'll only carry you for two.
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Clear that bank off.
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Just because the bank made a mistake
is no reason to come dig up my tree!
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- Excuse me.
- Not yours. Ours.
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We put this stuff in,
now we'll tear it out.
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Watch it.
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If you don't wanna lose your shirt,
don't put it on the cuff.
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You're using Gestapo tactics.
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That's impossible. I'm Jewish.
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Hey, watch those plants over there.
Come on, watch them roots.
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Right. Take all of these bushes out,
all of these trees,
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everything up there,
every rotten weed in this whole garden.
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Come here. Would you remove this
tracheotomy or whatever it's called.
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This is not what we ordered,
and I told you so a month ago.
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Can you believe this? I told them,
plant what we want or take it all back.
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- What a rip-off.
- That's right. Roll up the lawn.
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I don't like the lawn either.
AstroTurf has more life than this stuff.
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You will never work
in this neighborhood again!
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- Hey, Mom, you were terrific.
- You think so, kid?
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Mm-hm.
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- What do you want?
- I want the plants inside.
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Step one foot in this house,
I'll call the police.
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I still want the plants.
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Pretty grim, huh?
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What are we going to tell Dad
when he comes home?
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Well...
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are you gonna tell me how bad things are
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or are you gonna wait
for the roof to fall in?
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It really isn't as bad as it looks.
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Nothing is as bad as this looks.
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We don't have any income
or any assets.
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What do you mean,
we don't have any assets?
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Other than the sun in the morning
and the moon at night.
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We got this house.
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We owe $77,000
on this house, Dick.
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If you died right now,
how would I pay it off?
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Out of the insurance.
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We don't have any.
You borrowed against it.
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Right, right, right. I forgot.
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This is ridiculous.
I'm not gonna die tonight.
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I don't know. The night is young.
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It's comforting to know
when things get tough,
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I'll have you standing behind me
with an ice pick.
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You've been leading a secret life
for these last years.
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For example, what are
"insecured municipal debentures"?
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I don't know. I gambled on a few things
for us, and I lost. I'm sorry.
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You gambled. You lost. What about me?
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I gambled and lost, and I didn't
even get a chance to play.
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I didn't even watch.
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Your interest in economics
was limited to the spending part.
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I always thought of you as
a responsible aerospace executive.
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Who would have known you were
the Typhoid Mary of high finance.
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If I'd have consulted you,
I wouldn't have lost my job.
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If you think you can do better,
take over.
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It would be hard to do it any worse.
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Go ahead, be my guest. It's all yours.
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My very thought.
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And my first act as director
of family economics
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- is to put you on an allowance.
- On a what?
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What lunatic spends $1000 on lunch
when he's out of a job and in debt?
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The kind that knows you can't
get a job if you look like a loser.
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If I was Diners Club, I'd bronze your
stomach and put it in the hall of fame.
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Point number two.
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Your job is to get on the food stamp
program, look for work in your field...
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Excuse me, why don't I get a "job" job?
Like a busboy or a waiter?
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If we're not too proud
to go on welfare...
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- We can't afford it.
- Can't afford it?
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You can earn more money on
unemployment than in those jobs.
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My job is to get a "job" job.
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- You're gonna get a job?
- Mm-hm. Yes. Incredible as it may seem.
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May I ask... No offense, mind you.
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What do you think you're qualified to do?
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Secretary of the treasury
seems to be filled.
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- There must be lots of things I can do.
- You never worked a day in your life.
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You can't type,
and you can't take shorthand.
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I'm a college graduate.
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Reasonably intelligent.
Not altogether unattractive.
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Yes, but will you be happy
being a hooker?
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The only jobs you consider me
qualified for are secretary and hooker.
245
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You're not qualified to be a secretary.
246
00:16:42,918 --> 00:16:44,586
What an interview.
247
00:16:45,086 --> 00:16:48,589
Don't take it too hard, honey.
It's only the first time.
248
00:16:48,673 --> 00:16:52,134
Take it too hard? I start on Monday.
249
00:16:52,219 --> 00:16:53,803
That's wonderful.
250
00:17:27,420 --> 00:17:30,214
- The line ends after me, mister.
- Sorry.
251
00:17:35,595 --> 00:17:37,930
- That's a pretty nice suit, mister.
- Thank you.
252
00:17:38,014 --> 00:17:40,683
You've got some nerve
coming here dressed like that.
253
00:17:40,767 --> 00:17:44,187
People in here need this money.
This ain't no damn joy ride.
254
00:17:46,815 --> 00:17:49,651
Hey, you're Mr. Harper, aren't you?
Taft Aerospace.
255
00:17:49,734 --> 00:17:52,486
- Yeah.
- I'm Raoul Esteban. Remember?
256
00:17:52,571 --> 00:17:55,490
I was in the Taft Maintenance Division.
I used to do your office.
257
00:17:55,574 --> 00:17:58,243
- Sure, Raoul. Nice to see you.
- How you doing, man?
258
00:17:58,326 --> 00:18:00,703
Hey, they canned you too, huh?
259
00:18:00,787 --> 00:18:02,830
It's more complicated than that.
260
00:18:02,914 --> 00:18:04,790
- First time in here?
- Damn right.
261
00:18:04,874 --> 00:18:08,127
Man, are you in luck.
I'm gonna take care of you.
262
00:18:08,211 --> 00:18:10,922
- Mi Casa, su Casa. You know?
- Sure.
263
00:18:11,006 --> 00:18:13,133
First thing, you're in the wrong line.
264
00:18:13,216 --> 00:18:15,384
- Wrong line.
- I'm gonna lose my place here.
265
00:18:15,552 --> 00:18:17,762
Information, they make you wait
in line two hours.
266
00:18:17,846 --> 00:18:20,515
All they do is tell you
to fill out one of these.
267
00:18:20,599 --> 00:18:22,851
I'm gonna take care of you,
no problem.
268
00:18:27,439 --> 00:18:29,899
I'm going to have an operation
in a month.
269
00:18:29,983 --> 00:18:32,110
You know, the operation.
270
00:18:32,193 --> 00:18:35,863
And my analyst said I should
start making the adjustment.
271
00:18:35,947 --> 00:18:38,699
And, well, that's why they fired me.
272
00:18:38,783 --> 00:18:43,283
For wearing a most demure gray maxi
with a matching cashmere twin set.
273
00:18:43,455 --> 00:18:46,958
- It's here in the letter from my analyst.
- Let me check this out.
274
00:18:47,042 --> 00:18:49,502
Maybe we should pick another line,
what do you say?
275
00:18:49,586 --> 00:18:52,505
Listen, man, it's no sweat.
They ain't gonna hassle you.
276
00:18:52,589 --> 00:18:55,216
Look what your card says.
Aerospace executive.
277
00:18:55,300 --> 00:18:57,343
Yeah, but I'm not that anymore.
278
00:18:57,427 --> 00:19:00,054
In here, man, you are what you were.
279
00:19:00,138 --> 00:19:03,015
You're gonna get 104 bucks a week.
All I get is 50.
280
00:19:03,099 --> 00:19:04,558
You're top guy around here.
281
00:19:04,643 --> 00:19:06,895
They ain't gonna mess
with a guy like you. No problem.
282
00:19:08,688 --> 00:19:12,024
Why do I have to see the supervisor?
It's all so simple.
283
00:19:12,108 --> 00:19:13,567
I'm sorry.
284
00:19:14,027 --> 00:19:17,238
All right. Shoot.
285
00:19:22,452 --> 00:19:26,330
I've seen some fruits in my day,
but he really takes the cake, huh?
286
00:19:26,414 --> 00:19:28,207
Not really.
287
00:19:28,291 --> 00:19:31,460
Come on. That's the flamingest
faggot I've ever seen.
288
00:19:32,462 --> 00:19:35,214
In the first place, he's a transsexual.
289
00:19:35,298 --> 00:19:37,800
Not a fruit, not a fag,
not even a homosexual.
290
00:19:37,884 --> 00:19:42,384
He has the mind, soul and desires of
a woman imprisoned in a man's body.
291
00:19:44,265 --> 00:19:46,475
Now, what can I do for you, sir?
292
00:19:49,479 --> 00:19:50,771
Uh...
293
00:19:52,482 --> 00:19:54,525
- Thank you.
- Oh, God.
294
00:19:56,236 --> 00:19:57,654
Good night.
295
00:19:58,238 --> 00:20:00,198
Do you resent it that I got a job?
296
00:20:00,281 --> 00:20:02,366
Don't be silly.
297
00:20:05,120 --> 00:20:06,746
You shouldn't feel threatened...
298
00:20:06,830 --> 00:20:08,998
Look, I don't resent you
getting a job.
299
00:20:09,082 --> 00:20:12,627
- I'm thrilled you got a job.
- I can tell by your shouting.
300
00:20:12,711 --> 00:20:15,922
I'm shouting because I've got
an interview at 9:00 in the morning
301
00:20:16,005 --> 00:20:19,049
about food stamps,
and I'd like to get some sleep.
302
00:20:19,134 --> 00:20:23,471
Or maybe, since you've conquered
the business world, we don't need them.
303
00:20:23,555 --> 00:20:25,890
I thought you were going today
to get food stamps.
304
00:20:25,974 --> 00:20:28,935
Jane, you just don't
get food stamps.
305
00:20:29,018 --> 00:20:32,396
You don't come in off the street
and say, "I'd like food stamps"
306
00:20:32,480 --> 00:20:33,898
and they give you some.
307
00:20:33,982 --> 00:20:37,610
It happens to be a very difficult
and complicated process.
308
00:20:37,694 --> 00:20:40,655
- I'm sure you can handle it, sweetie.
- I don't know.
309
00:20:40,739 --> 00:20:44,242
You getting this job
may have screwed up our eligibility.
310
00:20:48,496 --> 00:20:50,456
Spot, will you shut up.
311
00:20:53,835 --> 00:20:58,335
It's all politics, man. You don't
have to worry about it. Come on.
312
00:21:09,058 --> 00:21:10,058
Ah.
313
00:21:11,478 --> 00:21:12,770
Yeah. So?
314
00:21:12,854 --> 00:21:14,355
A guy comes to your house...
315
00:21:14,439 --> 00:21:17,150
Wait a second.
A guy comes to my house?
316
00:21:17,233 --> 00:21:18,901
He wants to see
where you got to cook
317
00:21:18,985 --> 00:21:22,363
and if you're telling the truth about
how many people are living there.
318
00:21:22,447 --> 00:21:24,323
All right.
A guy comes to my house.
319
00:21:24,407 --> 00:21:26,951
First, you fill out the forms.
Tell him about the forms.
320
00:21:27,035 --> 00:21:28,244
What about the forms?
321
00:21:28,328 --> 00:21:31,998
Then, you get to buy vouchers,
which you take to a place that sells, uh...
322
00:21:33,958 --> 00:21:35,209
Are they putting me on?
323
00:21:35,293 --> 00:21:37,753
Hey, you wanna know
how to get food stamps, right?
324
00:21:37,837 --> 00:21:39,463
- Yeah.
- We're trying to explain.
325
00:21:39,547 --> 00:21:42,550
What do you think,
it's dinner for two at Trader Vic's?
326
00:21:43,593 --> 00:21:47,346
All right. So after the visits
and after the forms, how much do I get?
327
00:21:47,430 --> 00:21:50,057
Excuse me. I'm going to explain.
328
00:21:56,523 --> 00:21:59,067
Now, you gonna put down
you got just one wife and one kid?
329
00:21:59,150 --> 00:22:01,819
Yeah. Any of you guys
got more than one wife?
330
00:22:01,903 --> 00:22:03,529
Give him the one wife and kid.
331
00:22:04,531 --> 00:22:07,325
One wife and one kid.
332
00:22:07,492 --> 00:22:10,203
And you're getting
your unemployment now, right?
333
00:22:10,578 --> 00:22:13,018
- How much do I get?
- You get 108 bucks worth a month.
334
00:22:13,081 --> 00:22:14,457
Imigracón!
335
00:22:15,708 --> 00:22:16,917
Come on! Let's go!
336
00:22:19,921 --> 00:22:21,255
Something I said?
337
00:22:21,339 --> 00:22:24,550
No, just immigration police
coming in to check things out.
338
00:22:24,634 --> 00:22:25,676
Ah.
339
00:22:28,513 --> 00:22:31,641
Hey, Francisco,
dos cervezas, por favor.
340
00:22:33,852 --> 00:22:36,104
Okay, Poncho,
let's see your immigration card.
341
00:22:36,187 --> 00:22:38,647
Huh?
- Don't play games. Your card.
342
00:22:38,731 --> 00:22:42,067
Hey, he's an aerospace executive.
He sends people to the moon.
343
00:22:42,151 --> 00:22:46,029
Yeah, and I'm Flash Gordon.
Tarjeta de imigración.
344
00:22:46,114 --> 00:22:48,741
Tarjeta de imigración?
What are you, crazy?
345
00:22:48,825 --> 00:22:51,285
- You got those beers?
- Buddy, you're going downtown.
346
00:22:51,369 --> 00:22:53,537
I'm not your buddy,
and I don't speak Spanish.
347
00:22:53,621 --> 00:22:56,999
-That's what they all say.
Because I said cerveza and por favor?
348
00:22:57,083 --> 00:23:00,211
Everybody says por favor.
How about "vaya con Dios"?
349
00:23:03,631 --> 00:23:05,507
Paula, I don't have the same shoes.
350
00:23:05,592 --> 00:23:08,595
Honey, they're always
sending mismatches.
351
00:23:08,678 --> 00:23:11,931
- Where are the falsies?
- In the box over there on the chair.
352
00:23:13,224 --> 00:23:16,185
Just stick this in your heel.
That ought to do it.
353
00:23:16,269 --> 00:23:20,769
And don't worry. After all, modeling
is nothing more but organized walking.
354
00:23:21,232 --> 00:23:23,734
- Hey, you're on. Come on.
- Oh!
355
00:23:34,704 --> 00:23:35,955
—Oh.
356
00:23:52,347 --> 00:23:53,681
I'm terribly sorry.
357
00:23:55,391 --> 00:23:56,934
How much is this, please?
358
00:23:57,018 --> 00:24:00,563
-$185.
—185.
359
00:24:01,522 --> 00:24:03,357
Miss. Miss.
360
00:24:03,441 --> 00:24:05,651
How much is this dress?
361
00:24:05,777 --> 00:24:08,946
It's a nightgown. I don't know
anyway, though. I'm sorry.
362
00:24:09,030 --> 00:24:11,115
You don't know? What a klutz.
363
00:24:24,963 --> 00:24:26,381
Who is she?
364
00:24:26,464 --> 00:24:29,550
Some friend
of the fashion coordinator's.
365
00:25:10,341 --> 00:25:12,009
Hello, Jane.
366
00:25:12,427 --> 00:25:14,595
Oh, my God, Dick!
What have you done?
367
00:25:14,679 --> 00:25:16,931
A guy named Jim Weeks
is coming to lunch.
368
00:25:17,015 --> 00:25:19,350
He wants to talk to me about a job.
369
00:25:19,934 --> 00:25:22,770
- Where did you get the money?
- I've got friends.
370
00:25:22,854 --> 00:25:24,772
We'll tell him you're on a diet.
371
00:25:25,356 --> 00:25:27,358
Why don't we tell him you're on a diet?
372
00:25:27,442 --> 00:25:29,986
This is not fun, Jane. This is serious.
373
00:25:31,404 --> 00:25:33,489
Do you really think
he'll offer you a job?
374
00:25:33,573 --> 00:25:36,492
As long as he thinks I don't need one.
I know those bastards.
375
00:25:37,410 --> 00:25:39,161
Oh.
376
00:25:39,245 --> 00:25:42,957
That's funny. That's funny.
377
00:25:43,041 --> 00:25:44,834
What are you gonna do?
378
00:25:45,168 --> 00:25:48,087
- Okay, what is it?
- An Eskimo peeing.
379
00:25:48,171 --> 00:25:50,464
An Eskimo peeing.
380
00:25:52,091 --> 00:25:54,051
Jane, it's absolutely lovely.
381
00:25:54,135 --> 00:25:56,929
I just wish you could have
joined us, that's all.
382
00:25:58,514 --> 00:26:00,641
Is that funny.
383
00:26:00,725 --> 00:26:03,185
Could we have some coffee
in the living room?
384
00:26:03,269 --> 00:26:04,561
Certainly.
385
00:26:05,772 --> 00:26:09,066
- Shall we repair, Jim?
- I think that's a hell of an idea.
386
00:26:11,277 --> 00:26:13,696
- That's very funny.
- Make yourself comfortable.
387
00:26:13,780 --> 00:26:15,740
Thank you. I love your house.
388
00:26:15,823 --> 00:26:18,659
It's solid. It's a real home.
Not too much.
389
00:26:18,743 --> 00:26:20,161
Thank you, Jim.
390
00:26:20,244 --> 00:26:21,954
- We like it.
- Thank you.
391
00:26:22,038 --> 00:26:25,124
It does tend to grow
a little confining. You know?
392
00:26:25,208 --> 00:26:26,792
Oh, I do. I do. I do.
393
00:26:28,336 --> 00:26:31,714
Look, Dick, I'm not gonna
beat around the bush with you.
394
00:26:31,798 --> 00:26:33,424
We like you.
395
00:26:33,508 --> 00:26:36,135
- We like your style.
- Thank you, Jim.
396
00:26:36,803 --> 00:26:39,472
- We like your mind.
- Thank you.
397
00:26:39,555 --> 00:26:42,516
But we can't pay you the money
you've been getting at Taft.
398
00:26:44,310 --> 00:26:46,145
Not in straight salary, that is.
399
00:26:48,481 --> 00:26:49,482
Thirty thou.
400
00:26:50,858 --> 00:26:52,109
That's our top.
401
00:26:53,528 --> 00:26:54,820
Thirty, eh?
402
00:26:58,032 --> 00:27:00,075
Gee, I don't know, Jim.
403
00:27:00,493 --> 00:27:04,121
Well, if you play ball with us,
the sky is the limit.
404
00:27:04,205 --> 00:27:06,540
It's attractive, Jim.
It's damn attractive.
405
00:27:06,624 --> 00:27:10,169
I got several irons in the fire now,
and I'd like to think about it.
406
00:27:10,253 --> 00:27:12,630
- I can think about it?
- Sure. Think about it.
407
00:27:12,713 --> 00:27:15,298
I'm not trying to rush you.
I wouldn't dream of it.
408
00:27:15,383 --> 00:27:17,510
I'd like to consider
the complete picture.
409
00:27:17,593 --> 00:27:22,093
Sure, consider the complete picture,
but printed circuits, not rocket ships.
410
00:27:23,724 --> 00:27:28,224
Collecting and storing information here
on mother Earth. That's the future.
411
00:27:28,771 --> 00:27:31,774
And any man with a thought
412
00:27:31,858 --> 00:27:34,193
about industry in ten years' time...
413
00:27:34,360 --> 00:27:38,280
Any man thinking about tomorrow
will say goodbye to aerospace today.
414
00:27:40,741 --> 00:27:43,243
- What are you doing?
- I'm closing the shutters.
415
00:27:43,327 --> 00:27:45,787
Why don't you take Mr. Weeks
to see the backyard.
416
00:27:45,872 --> 00:27:48,249
- Backyard?
- Open up the door.
417
00:27:48,332 --> 00:27:52,627
Or we're gonna huff and puff
and we're gonna blow your house down.
418
00:27:54,213 --> 00:27:56,423
We want the indoor plants, deadbeat.
419
00:27:56,507 --> 00:28:00,427
Plants ain't free just because
they grow on trees, deadbeat.
420
00:28:00,511 --> 00:28:04,097
- I know you're in there, deadbeat.
- Excuse me, Jim.
421
00:28:05,308 --> 00:28:08,352
You can't buy a rubber plant
with a rubber check, Harper.
422
00:28:08,895 --> 00:28:10,938
I know you're in there, deadbeat.
423
00:28:11,105 --> 00:28:14,108
- What the hell's going on here?
- We've come for our plants.
424
00:28:14,192 --> 00:28:16,444
I'm having a meeting.
You can't come in now.
425
00:28:16,527 --> 00:28:19,446
I can't? Okay, Tippy.
426
00:28:19,614 --> 00:28:20,948
Excuse me.
427
00:28:24,035 --> 00:28:26,746
"Jane," she asked,
"would you care for a cognac?"
428
00:28:26,829 --> 00:28:29,540
"Yes, thank you very much.
I'd like one desperately."
429
00:28:31,375 --> 00:28:33,126
Watch it, lady.
430
00:28:38,841 --> 00:28:42,094
Hey, Igo, could you do something
about that tree?
431
00:28:42,178 --> 00:28:43,637
Yes, sir.
432
00:28:52,897 --> 00:28:54,690
Afternoon, Harper.
433
00:28:55,316 --> 00:28:56,442
Hello, Nesbitt.
434
00:28:57,985 --> 00:29:02,485
The Wind's been kicking up your yard
and blowing it into our windows.
435
00:29:03,699 --> 00:29:05,534
I'm going to seed it.
436
00:29:09,038 --> 00:29:10,789
You're having a garage sale?
437
00:29:11,832 --> 00:29:13,708
Uh, yeah. Odds and ends.
438
00:29:13,793 --> 00:29:17,087
Déclassé, Harper. Très déclassé.
439
00:29:17,171 --> 00:29:20,716
It brings all the riffraff
in the neighborhood. You know what I mean.
440
00:29:25,846 --> 00:29:28,932
Hey, man, the Opera's
coming to town next Tuesday.
441
00:29:29,642 --> 00:29:32,728
- So what?
- So 40 bucks a night, man.
442
00:29:32,812 --> 00:29:34,647
- Cash.
- Can you sing?
443
00:29:34,730 --> 00:29:37,691
Hell, no! All you do is stand around
while they sing.
444
00:29:37,775 --> 00:29:40,569
Sometimes, you carry a spear,
or hold the elephant.
445
00:29:40,653 --> 00:29:42,112
It's real easy, man.
446
00:29:43,447 --> 00:29:46,741
Excuse me, Nesbitt.
Private matter to discuss.
447
00:29:49,412 --> 00:29:52,540
- What about unemployment?
- We don't tell them, man.
448
00:29:52,623 --> 00:29:55,542
- Suppose they find out?
- How are they gonna find out?
449
00:29:55,668 --> 00:29:59,338
They pay us cash. There's no papers.
No way they're gonna find out.
450
00:29:59,422 --> 00:30:02,049
You mean I'm gonna be
a welfare chiseler?
451
00:30:02,133 --> 00:30:06,220
Hey, hey! A welfare chiseler is just
some bum who doesn't wanna work.
452
00:30:06,304 --> 00:30:07,305
We wanna work.
453
00:30:07,388 --> 00:30:10,849
Yeah, but the rules say you can't
work and collect unemployment.
454
00:30:10,933 --> 00:30:14,937
You can't always go by the rules.
There are times to run heavy numbers.
455
00:30:15,021 --> 00:30:17,648
"When in the course of
human events..." You know?
456
00:30:18,149 --> 00:30:20,109
How about guys
like Rockefeller and Du Pont'?
457
00:30:20,192 --> 00:30:22,944
Think they let a few crummy rules
stand in the way?
458
00:30:23,029 --> 00:30:26,032
That's the whole enchilada
that made this country great, man.
459
00:30:27,283 --> 00:30:30,286
- I never thought of it like that.
- You'd better start.
460
00:30:30,369 --> 00:30:33,872
I ain't no deadbeat welfare chiseler,
and neither are you.
461
00:30:33,956 --> 00:30:36,375
- I'm sorry.
- That's okay, man.
462
00:31:03,611 --> 00:31:06,071
Cool it. Cool it. Cool it.
463
00:31:33,432 --> 00:31:35,559
Cool it. That's enough.
Wait a minute.
464
00:32:06,465 --> 00:32:08,675
So you didn't work last week,
Mr. Harper?
465
00:32:08,759 --> 00:32:11,094
- That's right.
- That's funny.
466
00:32:11,178 --> 00:32:14,514
I caught your gypsy act
the other night. Divine.
467
00:32:15,057 --> 00:32:17,309
Too bad I won't see you
for three years.
468
00:32:18,727 --> 00:32:21,646
No unemployment for three years.
I can't believe it.
469
00:32:21,730 --> 00:32:24,691
Look on the positive side.
They could have sent you to jail.
470
00:32:24,775 --> 00:32:28,069
Unemployment's all we had.
What am I gonna tell Jane?
471
00:32:28,154 --> 00:32:29,446
I wouldn't tell her.
472
00:32:36,328 --> 00:32:38,955
- Hello, dear.
- Hi, Mom, how are you?
473
00:32:39,039 --> 00:32:42,792
We're just fine, dear.
It's so nice to see you.
474
00:32:42,877 --> 00:32:47,377
How thoughtful of you.
Well, your father's waiting to see you.
475
00:32:49,383 --> 00:32:51,885
- Hi, Dad.
- Jane brought us some flowers, dear.
476
00:32:51,969 --> 00:32:53,470
Hello, Jane.
477
00:32:58,684 --> 00:33:01,561
- Would you like a cup of tea, dear?
- No, thanks, Mom.
478
00:33:03,230 --> 00:33:04,439
Over here.
479
00:33:09,528 --> 00:33:14,028
I discussed your phone call with
your mother yesterday, after I hung up.
480
00:33:14,783 --> 00:33:17,160
"What does she want to see us about?"
481
00:33:17,244 --> 00:33:19,329
- Didn't I say that, Mother?
- Yes.
482
00:33:19,413 --> 00:33:22,165
Something you couldn't discuss
over the phone, you said.
483
00:33:22,249 --> 00:33:24,918
- Yes. That's right, Dad. I...
- Well...
484
00:33:25,669 --> 00:33:29,297
I narrowed it down to three possibilities:
485
00:33:29,381 --> 00:33:33,134
Health, emotion or money.
486
00:33:34,303 --> 00:33:37,723
Let's take health. Is there someone ill?
487
00:33:38,390 --> 00:33:42,102
No, I ruled that out myself.
I distinctly remember asking
488
00:33:42,186 --> 00:33:45,189
about everyone's health,
and your answer was positive.
489
00:33:45,272 --> 00:33:47,274
Without hesitation.
490
00:33:47,858 --> 00:33:50,110
Which brings us to...
491
00:33:50,444 --> 00:33:51,945
emotion.
492
00:33:52,571 --> 00:33:54,948
At your age, a euphemism for divorce.
493
00:33:57,076 --> 00:34:00,454
Well, you never came to see us
to talk about marrying him,
494
00:34:00,538 --> 00:34:03,207
so why should you come
to talk about divorcing him?
495
00:34:03,749 --> 00:34:06,918
No, a divorce can be handled
in a phone call.
496
00:34:07,962 --> 00:34:09,004
So...
497
00:34:09,755 --> 00:34:10,797
it's money.
498
00:34:11,799 --> 00:34:14,593
You're broke. That's it, isn't it?
499
00:34:14,677 --> 00:34:17,096
Who ever said Sherlock Holmes
was dead, eh, Mom?
500
00:34:17,179 --> 00:34:19,890
I was right, Mother, they're broke.
501
00:34:21,809 --> 00:34:24,520
Dick hasn't had a job
in over three months, Dad.
502
00:34:24,603 --> 00:34:26,730
Why didn't you tell us before, dear?
503
00:34:26,814 --> 00:34:30,108
We were sure he could get a job
and didn't want to worry you.
504
00:34:30,818 --> 00:34:34,363
I unloaded all of my aerospace stock
the day they landed on the moon.
505
00:34:34,446 --> 00:34:37,240
I knew that was the peak. I was right.
506
00:34:37,866 --> 00:34:39,951
It's a depressed industry.
507
00:34:40,035 --> 00:34:41,494
Depressed and depressing.
508
00:34:42,246 --> 00:34:46,583
- I was right about the stocks.
- You certainly were.
509
00:34:47,376 --> 00:34:48,752
Jane...
510
00:34:49,712 --> 00:34:51,505
I'll make it easier for you.
511
00:34:51,589 --> 00:34:54,383
You've come here to borrow money,
haven't you?
512
00:34:55,342 --> 00:34:57,344
- Yes, Dad.
- Oh.
513
00:34:57,720 --> 00:35:00,848
Well, I'd love to help you.
I really would.
514
00:35:01,599 --> 00:35:06,099
But I can't. I'm just opposed
to borrowing or lending on principle.
515
00:35:07,271 --> 00:35:10,315
Self-reliance. It's like a...
516
00:35:11,108 --> 00:35:13,110
religious thing to me.
517
00:35:14,445 --> 00:35:16,029
Ralph Waldo Emerson.
518
00:35:16,572 --> 00:35:18,657
He's like my God.
519
00:35:19,700 --> 00:35:22,327
"Need breaks iron." That's what he said.
520
00:35:22,870 --> 00:35:24,872
Well, it certainly broke us, Dad.
521
00:35:25,372 --> 00:35:29,042
I told Mother that both of you have
been living far beyond your means.
522
00:35:29,126 --> 00:35:32,295
Nothing, just nothing at all
set aside for a rainy day.
523
00:35:33,213 --> 00:35:34,297
All right.
524
00:35:35,382 --> 00:35:37,384
It's the monsoon season
525
00:35:37,468 --> 00:35:41,138
and you're standing outside
in torn raincoats.
526
00:35:42,598 --> 00:35:44,308
Come through this by yourselves
527
00:35:44,391 --> 00:35:47,143
and you'll be dry
for the rest of your lives.
528
00:35:47,227 --> 00:35:49,646
Take money from me and you'll be wet.
529
00:35:50,230 --> 00:35:53,233
Soaking wet from now on. Jane...
530
00:35:53,525 --> 00:35:55,652
it's the best thing that could happen.
531
00:35:55,736 --> 00:35:57,279
Especially for Dick.
532
00:35:58,113 --> 00:36:02,325
I'm so happy for both of you.
Especially for Dick.
533
00:36:02,409 --> 00:36:04,035
What about Billy?
534
00:36:04,119 --> 00:36:08,619
When I was his age, Mr. Nostic
gave me my first paper route.
535
00:36:10,250 --> 00:36:12,377
I've heard that story already.
536
00:36:13,253 --> 00:36:15,588
Dad, Billy is doing homework
by candlelight.
537
00:36:15,673 --> 00:36:18,634
Splendid. So did Abraham Lincoln.
538
00:36:25,974 --> 00:36:27,642
- How are you both doing?
- Mm.
539
00:36:29,478 --> 00:36:31,229
Never better. Jane...
540
00:36:32,147 --> 00:36:35,483
we have sowed all of our lives,
and we're now...
541
00:36:36,151 --> 00:36:38,945
reaping the harvest. Reap!
542
00:36:39,446 --> 00:36:41,656
Reap! Reap!
543
00:36:42,282 --> 00:36:44,742
I seem to feel a monsoon dripping in.
544
00:36:46,412 --> 00:36:48,163
It was nice to see you again, Dad.
545
00:36:51,375 --> 00:36:53,460
- Bye, Mom.
- Goodbye, dear.
546
00:36:54,878 --> 00:36:58,131
You tell Dick he's a lucky man.
547
00:36:58,757 --> 00:37:01,801
Not everybody gets
a real chance to be tested.
548
00:37:02,553 --> 00:37:04,555
You tell him that I'm jealous.
549
00:37:05,431 --> 00:37:09,931
- I'm sure he'll be really thrilled, Dad.
- Don't forget to tell him I'm jealous too.
550
00:37:14,440 --> 00:37:15,983
So long.
551
00:37:19,111 --> 00:37:20,320
Bye-bye.
552
00:37:45,888 --> 00:37:49,474
- Mister, you got problems.
- Why do you think we're here?
553
00:37:49,558 --> 00:37:53,687
I know why you're here.
You got guts. I'll give you that.
554
00:37:53,854 --> 00:37:56,356
Your ad says, "If you've been
turned down elsewhere..."
555
00:37:56,440 --> 00:37:58,024
It didn't say "everywhere."
556
00:37:58,108 --> 00:38:00,401
- It's the first place we've been!
- Lucky us.
557
00:38:00,486 --> 00:38:04,031
Hey, there are lots of places
we can go for abuse. Come on, Dick.
558
00:38:04,114 --> 00:38:06,699
Sit down. Did I say I wasn't
giving you money? Did I?
559
00:38:06,784 --> 00:38:08,660
- No. It's just that...
- Sit down.
560
00:38:11,163 --> 00:38:13,081
Let's look at the pluses and minuses.
561
00:38:13,165 --> 00:38:15,917
- There are a couple...
- We'll start with the minuses.
562
00:38:19,213 --> 00:38:22,090
You two are in hook up to your eyes.
563
00:38:22,174 --> 00:38:24,759
You have nothing serious for collateral.
564
00:38:24,843 --> 00:38:28,680
You're behind in both mortgages,
so we're third in line behind the bank?
565
00:38:30,182 --> 00:38:32,475
And your car is paid for.
566
00:38:32,559 --> 00:38:35,019
But that car and a dime
would get you a cup of coffee.
567
00:38:35,103 --> 00:38:39,232
That's a perfectly good late-model car
worth at least $1000.
568
00:38:40,859 --> 00:38:43,528
You have some jewelry.
Might be worth a few bucks.
569
00:38:43,612 --> 00:38:46,364
- The car's at least $900.
- I haven't come to the pluses.
570
00:38:46,448 --> 00:38:48,450
Will you wait for me
to come to the pluses?
571
00:38:48,909 --> 00:38:49,910
Okay.
572
00:38:51,995 --> 00:38:55,915
On the plus side, you, Mrs. Harper,
573
00:38:55,999 --> 00:38:57,834
- are actually working!
- Yes.
574
00:38:57,918 --> 00:39:01,588
Getting paid bupkes, but you're working.
It's regular. And you...
575
00:39:03,423 --> 00:39:05,925
You could get another job.
Who knows?
576
00:39:06,009 --> 00:39:08,219
They might find a cure for cancer, right?
577
00:39:08,303 --> 00:39:10,138
Will you get to the bottom line?
578
00:39:10,514 --> 00:39:15,014
The bottom line is that I love people.
So I'm going to let you have...
579
00:39:18,814 --> 00:39:21,650
$1000 for one year
at 18 and a half compounded.
580
00:39:22,442 --> 00:39:25,653
- A thousand dollars?
- 18 and a half? That's against the law.
581
00:39:25,737 --> 00:39:26,946
Take it or leave it.
582
00:39:27,030 --> 00:39:28,489
- We'll take it!
- We'll leave it!
583
00:39:28,574 --> 00:39:29,950
- We'll leave it!
- We'll take it!
584
00:39:31,577 --> 00:39:34,663
Seven, eight, nine, 1000.
Thank you.
585
00:39:40,627 --> 00:39:43,838
This is a holdup! If nobody moves,
nobody gets hurt! Lie down!
586
00:39:43,922 --> 00:39:45,757
- Hands up!
- You said nobody move!
587
00:39:45,841 --> 00:39:47,717
- Shut up!
- I wouldn't offend you.
588
00:39:47,885 --> 00:39:50,387
- I told you to lie down and shut up!
- Count on it!
589
00:39:57,895 --> 00:39:59,354
Come on, man!
590
00:40:04,318 --> 00:40:06,737
- I just borrowed this.
- Now you're loaning it.
591
00:40:06,820 --> 00:40:09,280
- Borrow it from him.
- This is legally yours.
592
00:40:09,364 --> 00:40:11,324
I'm paying it back. What's the interest?
593
00:40:11,491 --> 00:40:13,242
You already signed the papers.
594
00:40:13,327 --> 00:40:14,953
- Shut up!
- Can we clear this up?
595
00:40:15,037 --> 00:40:17,956
- Who are you stealing this from?
- Shut up!
596
00:40:19,625 --> 00:40:22,377
- What was that?
- It was me. My gun went off.
597
00:40:22,461 --> 00:40:24,254
That'll bring all the heat.
598
00:40:24,338 --> 00:40:26,214
- Did you get the money?
- Yeah.
599
00:40:26,298 --> 00:40:29,259
- Get the broad.
- Hey, man, let's go!
600
00:40:29,343 --> 00:40:33,180
- On your feet, you're coming with us.
- Hey, hold it!
601
00:40:43,357 --> 00:40:45,484
- Where the hell are they?
- Out the back.
602
00:40:45,567 --> 00:40:47,026
They got a woman with them!
603
00:40:47,110 --> 00:40:48,736
Come on, lady, get up!
604
00:40:49,863 --> 00:40:50,905
Hold it, police!
605
00:40:51,531 --> 00:40:52,657
Wait, man!
606
00:41:02,376 --> 00:41:06,546
- You want to go to the hospital?
- I'm all right. Jane, are you?
607
00:41:06,630 --> 00:41:09,549
- I'd just like to go home.
- Well, you're free to go.
608
00:41:09,633 --> 00:41:14,133
- You sure were cool under fire, ma'am.
- I'll faint at home. Thanks.
609
00:41:15,389 --> 00:41:17,057
Oh! Sorry.
610
00:41:17,140 --> 00:41:21,227
Mr. Harper? How much did you
tell them that you lost?
611
00:41:21,311 --> 00:41:23,021
A thousand dollars.
What do you mean?
612
00:41:23,105 --> 00:41:24,481
You couldn't tell them $2000?
613
00:41:24,564 --> 00:41:27,817
Insurance would have paid. I would
have split the extra grand with you.
614
00:41:27,901 --> 00:41:28,985
Schmuck.
615
00:41:35,575 --> 00:41:38,035
- Hi, Mom. Hi, Dad.
- Billy, are you going outside?
616
00:41:38,120 --> 00:41:39,246
Yeah.
617
00:41:39,329 --> 00:41:41,289
- Hi, Bill.
- Hi.
618
00:41:46,253 --> 00:41:47,837
Are you feeling all right?
619
00:41:49,423 --> 00:41:51,591
Come in and close the door.
620
00:41:53,635 --> 00:41:54,635
Lock it.
621
00:41:58,098 --> 00:42:02,598
They dropped it, I fell on it, and while
the police were chasing them I took it.
622
00:42:02,978 --> 00:42:04,562
Oh, my God!
623
00:42:04,855 --> 00:42:07,399
I don't know what happened to me.
I just did it.
624
00:42:07,482 --> 00:42:11,068
- There's $2000 here.
- I can't believe I did it.
625
00:42:11,236 --> 00:42:14,614
- Neither can I.
- It's not funny. I've committed a crime.
626
00:42:14,698 --> 00:42:16,616
And done a hell of a job at it.
627
00:42:18,869 --> 00:42:20,704
I don't know why I didn't give it back.
628
00:42:20,787 --> 00:42:22,997
It never even occurred to me
to give it back.
629
00:42:23,081 --> 00:42:26,375
- You are sensational.
- I can't believe it. Stop it, Dick.
630
00:42:26,460 --> 00:42:28,170
Would you turn on the faucet?
631
00:42:29,588 --> 00:42:32,007
- I'm going to give it back.
- To who, the robbers?
632
00:42:33,383 --> 00:42:35,760
The money belongs to the loan...
633
00:42:36,803 --> 00:42:38,930
- They have insurance, don't they?
- Exactly.
634
00:42:39,556 --> 00:42:41,683
Suppose they catch those guys.
They saw me.
635
00:42:41,767 --> 00:42:45,979
They'll never catch them. Even if they
finger you, who's gonna believe them?
636
00:42:46,063 --> 00:42:49,483
The cops won't believe them.
They'll think they spent it all.
637
00:42:49,566 --> 00:42:51,568
I can't believe we're talking like this.
638
00:42:52,235 --> 00:42:55,112
Dick. We've always done
things the straight way.
639
00:42:55,197 --> 00:42:58,283
Yeah, well, I'm tired of
belonging to a minority group.
640
00:43:00,994 --> 00:43:01,994
Okay.
641
00:43:03,038 --> 00:43:05,957
- Okay, I'm going to keep it.
- Good.
642
00:43:06,416 --> 00:43:09,710
- I'm going to keep it.
- That's still good.
643
00:43:11,546 --> 00:43:15,299
Hey. Do you think it would be awful
if we had a little celebration?
644
00:43:15,383 --> 00:43:17,263
You mean eat something besides
Hamburger Helper?
645
00:43:17,302 --> 00:43:19,178
Mm-hm. A little red wine.
646
00:43:19,262 --> 00:43:23,140
- How about a little champagne?
- Oh, oui.
647
00:43:24,810 --> 00:43:27,646
- Love you.
- I love you.
648
00:43:33,110 --> 00:43:36,321
Got the lights. We got our lights back.
Woo-hoo!
649
00:43:36,822 --> 00:43:38,573
I propose a toast.
650
00:43:38,657 --> 00:43:41,201
- Down with candles.
- Down with imitation mayonnaise.
651
00:43:41,284 --> 00:43:44,120
- Down with Hamburger Helper.
- Up the Harpers.
652
00:43:44,412 --> 00:43:46,622
- Mm.
- Here's looking at you, Spot.
653
00:43:47,082 --> 00:43:48,333
Wow.
654
00:43:48,416 --> 00:43:50,626
- You can have some.
- Will you get that, honey?
655
00:43:50,710 --> 00:43:51,794
- Sure.
- Spotty, old boy.
656
00:43:53,797 --> 00:43:54,631
Yes?
657
00:43:54,714 --> 00:43:57,341
Is this the residence of Mr. Harper?
658
00:44:02,806 --> 00:44:04,307
Yes, I'm Mrs. Harper.
659
00:44:04,891 --> 00:44:07,560
You've applied for the food stamp program?
660
00:44:08,562 --> 00:44:09,563
That's right.
661
00:44:09,646 --> 00:44:13,483
My name is Johnson.
I'm the income maintenance technician.
662
00:44:14,067 --> 00:44:17,653
- The what?
- I've come for the inspection.
663
00:44:20,115 --> 00:44:22,492
- Tonight?
- Want to see my credentials, lady?
664
00:44:23,493 --> 00:44:25,411
No. No.
665
00:44:27,622 --> 00:44:29,081
Please come in.
666
00:44:38,175 --> 00:44:39,092
Ta-da!
667
00:44:39,176 --> 00:44:43,430
Darling, this is Mr. Johnson.
The income maintenance mechanic.
668
00:44:43,597 --> 00:44:44,931
Technician.
669
00:44:45,265 --> 00:44:47,058
The food stamps fellow.
670
00:44:47,142 --> 00:44:48,143
Ah.
671
00:44:58,612 --> 00:45:02,657
- Have you eaten, Mr. Johnson?
- I had a Big Mac and a small fries.
672
00:45:04,618 --> 00:45:06,786
- You don't understand...
- Don't I?
673
00:45:09,039 --> 00:45:11,750
- Would you like some champagne?
- And I also had a Coke.
674
00:45:15,337 --> 00:45:19,837
Truth is, we ripped off a loan company,
and this is the last of our proceeds.
675
00:45:19,966 --> 00:45:21,926
I see, yes.
676
00:45:23,178 --> 00:45:25,680
You want to see if we have
any cooking facilities, right?
677
00:45:27,349 --> 00:45:29,267
Yes. Yes, that's the first thing.
678
00:45:30,435 --> 00:45:31,561
This way.
679
00:45:37,692 --> 00:45:40,236
You don't have any assets
other than what's here?
680
00:45:40,320 --> 00:45:41,404
That's it.
681
00:45:42,822 --> 00:45:45,324
You sure messed up real good.
682
00:45:46,660 --> 00:45:47,786
We sure did.
683
00:45:47,869 --> 00:45:50,997
Never mind the editorials,
are we eligible or not?
684
00:45:52,666 --> 00:45:55,877
- According to the rules, you're eligible.
- Thank you.
685
00:45:56,544 --> 00:46:00,214
Don't thank me. It's people like you
who give this program a bad name.
686
00:46:00,298 --> 00:46:02,591
Screw it up for others
who really need it.
687
00:46:02,676 --> 00:46:04,094
I don't think that's fair.
688
00:46:04,177 --> 00:46:08,014
Jane, the old rich are
always sticking it to the new rich.
689
00:46:08,098 --> 00:46:10,725
The old poor have to stick it
to the nouveau poor.
690
00:46:10,809 --> 00:46:13,978
- In this case, we are the nouveau poor.
- Besides, we really need it.
691
00:46:14,062 --> 00:46:16,898
No one in this house
or this neighborhood needs it.
692
00:46:16,982 --> 00:46:21,319
Really? You think we should sell
this house and move to a slum.
693
00:46:21,403 --> 00:46:23,363
We should sell before the bank does.
694
00:46:23,446 --> 00:46:25,865
- Which is next week.
- You can just forget it.
695
00:46:25,949 --> 00:46:28,034
- We're keeping this house.
- How?
696
00:46:28,118 --> 00:46:30,495
- We'll make the payments!
- With what?
697
00:46:30,578 --> 00:46:33,998
You have accepted our current
problems as permanent. They are not.
698
00:46:34,082 --> 00:46:35,625
This is only temporary.
699
00:46:35,709 --> 00:46:37,711
You haven't told me how
we'll make payments!
700
00:46:37,794 --> 00:46:41,047
The middle class is
the backbone of this country.
701
00:46:41,131 --> 00:46:44,592
We've got to survive.
If we go under, the whole country can.
702
00:46:44,676 --> 00:46:48,137
And in these, our bicentennial years,
my contribution
703
00:46:48,221 --> 00:46:51,557
is not gonna be the destruction
of the American middle class!
704
00:46:51,641 --> 00:46:55,311
I don't know what you're...
Billy, entertain our guest, please.
705
00:46:55,395 --> 00:46:59,148
- We have nothing to worry about?
- Right. Nothing to worry about.
706
00:46:59,232 --> 00:47:01,859
- I'll speak to the bank tomorrow.
- I spoke to them today.
707
00:47:01,943 --> 00:47:04,487
He said, "You are no
longer banking with us.
708
00:47:04,571 --> 00:47:07,740
- We're banking with you."
- Very funny. Leave it to me.
709
00:47:07,824 --> 00:47:09,784
- We'll make the payment.
- With what?
710
00:47:09,868 --> 00:47:11,369
We'll make the payment.
711
00:47:23,590 --> 00:47:25,174
This is a stickup.
712
00:47:26,134 --> 00:47:27,510
Stick them up.
713
00:47:28,762 --> 00:47:30,096
Stick them up.
714
00:47:30,180 --> 00:47:32,432
Stick them up. Stick them up.
715
00:47:38,438 --> 00:47:42,483
This is a stickup!
Stick them up! Stick them up!
716
00:47:44,444 --> 00:47:45,653
Stick them up.
717
00:47:45,987 --> 00:47:47,488
Stick them up. Oh!
718
00:47:47,572 --> 00:47:48,698
Are you kidding?
719
00:47:50,992 --> 00:47:52,326
God, are you crazy?
720
00:47:52,410 --> 00:47:54,912
Don't come in
when I have a gun in my hand!
721
00:47:54,996 --> 00:47:56,747
You'll get your head blown off!
722
00:47:56,831 --> 00:48:01,043
Take that ridiculous thing off your face.
I can't hear a word you're saying.
723
00:48:01,294 --> 00:48:04,046
Never sneak up on a man
holding a gun. You can get killed.
724
00:48:04,130 --> 00:48:05,923
- What are you doing with a gun?
- I'm...
725
00:48:06,007 --> 00:48:08,092
Never mind.
I know what you're gonna do.
726
00:48:08,176 --> 00:48:10,386
Yeah, well, you're right about that.
727
00:48:11,513 --> 00:48:13,556
And give me the keys to the car.
728
00:48:13,640 --> 00:48:16,893
- Hasn't this gone far enough?
- You're not gonna stop me.
729
00:48:16,976 --> 00:48:19,103
I'm gonna get that money.
730
00:48:20,438 --> 00:48:23,107
Is getting arrested gonna help us
get the money?
731
00:48:23,191 --> 00:48:25,276
You don't think I can do it, do you?
732
00:48:25,360 --> 00:48:27,653
I'm a washout. I'm a loser.
733
00:48:27,737 --> 00:48:31,782
Not even capable of holding up
a goddamn grocery store.
734
00:48:31,866 --> 00:48:34,577
Any idiot can hold up a grocery store.
735
00:48:34,661 --> 00:48:35,912
Thank you.
736
00:48:43,336 --> 00:48:46,505
- You're really determined to do this.
- That's right, Jane.
737
00:48:46,589 --> 00:48:48,591
- That what you're gonna wear?
- Yeah.
738
00:48:48,675 --> 00:48:50,760
- What do you think?
- I think you look like
739
00:48:50,844 --> 00:48:53,137
- the Easter Bunny bandit.
- I had to ask.
740
00:48:53,221 --> 00:48:55,848
You might as well wear a sign
that says, "Arrest me."
741
00:48:55,932 --> 00:48:58,225
Okay, what do you think I should wear?
742
00:48:58,726 --> 00:49:01,770
Why don't you wear something
a little more inconspicuous, like, uh,
743
00:49:01,855 --> 00:49:03,314
the Batman costume?
744
00:49:17,120 --> 00:49:19,539
- How's this?
- It's fine.
745
00:49:19,622 --> 00:49:22,166
Okay, baby. I'm off.
746
00:49:22,250 --> 00:49:23,542
- Uh, Dick?
- Yeah?
747
00:49:23,626 --> 00:49:25,711
Don't you think we've forgotten something?
748
00:49:26,754 --> 00:49:28,922
Oh! The iron. Right.
749
00:49:38,933 --> 00:49:42,061
Dick, don't you think that gun
is gonna attract attention
750
00:49:42,145 --> 00:49:45,773
- sticking out of your belt like that?
- I'll wear a jacket. Don't worry.
751
00:49:45,857 --> 00:49:48,484
I have to worry. I was a psych major.
752
00:49:48,568 --> 00:49:51,070
You know what Freud said.
Criminals leave clues.
753
00:49:51,154 --> 00:49:53,239
They have a compulsion to confess.
754
00:49:53,323 --> 00:49:55,241
I have a compulsion to pay the mortgage.
755
00:49:55,325 --> 00:49:57,327
Did Freud ever write about that? No.
756
00:49:57,410 --> 00:50:00,121
So there. That takes care of Freud.
757
00:50:03,291 --> 00:50:05,751
- Hello, Mr. Harper.
- Hello, Carol.
758
00:50:05,835 --> 00:50:07,711
Jane, what is Carol doing here?
759
00:50:08,379 --> 00:50:10,589
I'm going with you
to your meeting tonight.
760
00:50:10,673 --> 00:50:13,008
You are not. You're staying here.
I'm going alone.
761
00:50:13,092 --> 00:50:17,592
Oh, on the contrary. I wouldn't want to
miss one of your business meetings.
762
00:50:17,764 --> 00:50:20,975
Never know what might happen.
Don't forget to go to bed at 9:30.
763
00:50:21,059 --> 00:50:23,811
- Don't worry, Mrs. Harper.
- Carol, I'm taking you home.
764
00:50:23,895 --> 00:50:25,813
- Sit down, Carol.
- On your feet, Carol.
765
00:50:25,897 --> 00:50:27,315
- Sit down.
- Carol.
766
00:50:27,398 --> 00:50:30,234
- Stay.
- Okay, stay. Both of you, all of you.
767
00:50:30,318 --> 00:50:32,069
Good night, have a good time.
768
00:50:33,988 --> 00:50:35,531
Billy!
769
00:50:35,615 --> 00:50:39,994
Billy, you know what the vet said about
Spot sitting so close to the television.
770
00:50:57,762 --> 00:51:00,139
All right, Jane, you can come.
771
00:51:01,558 --> 00:51:04,435
As long as you promise to do
exactly what I tell you.
772
00:51:04,519 --> 00:51:07,230
- I promise.
- You drive.
773
00:51:21,619 --> 00:51:24,163
- What happened?
- I think I ruptured myself.
774
00:51:25,498 --> 00:51:28,876
You realize if that thing goes off, you'll
be going on this robbery half-cocked.
775
00:51:28,960 --> 00:51:32,505
Ho-ho-ho. Very funny. Just drive, damn it!
776
00:51:39,679 --> 00:51:41,555
How did you happen
to pick Monrovia?
777
00:51:41,639 --> 00:51:44,642
I wanted an area far enough
away from us. Any objections?
778
00:51:44,726 --> 00:51:46,936
- Oh, no.
- I can't believe it.
779
00:51:47,687 --> 00:51:51,023
- I am curious about one thing, though.
- I knew it.
780
00:51:51,107 --> 00:51:55,444
How were you going to get to the crime
scene if I hadn't come home? Cab?
781
00:51:55,528 --> 00:51:58,155
I was going to steal a car.
782
00:52:01,242 --> 00:52:03,452
Dick, that I would like to see.
783
00:52:03,953 --> 00:52:06,789
We'll be using what is known
as the "two-car method."
784
00:52:06,873 --> 00:52:09,041
- Really?
- You park your regular car,
785
00:52:09,125 --> 00:52:13,087
steal a car for the actual robbery,
return later to pick up your regular car.
786
00:52:13,171 --> 00:52:14,547
Dick.
787
00:52:15,256 --> 00:52:17,216
Richard, you can't steal a car.
788
00:52:17,300 --> 00:52:20,386
Put a man on the moon.
I think I can steal a car.
789
00:52:27,352 --> 00:52:28,978
Will you stop that whistling?
790
00:52:39,989 --> 00:52:42,408
There's something wrong
with this car. It won't start.
791
00:52:42,700 --> 00:52:44,368
Why don't you kick it.
792
00:52:45,119 --> 00:52:48,497
That's right, Jane, just keep riding me.
That's a big help.
793
00:52:50,124 --> 00:52:52,626
If I could just find 3 Hudson,
wouldn't be any problem.
794
00:52:52,710 --> 00:52:54,795
- Why don't you try this car?
- What?
795
00:52:54,879 --> 00:52:58,215
- Why don't you give this one a shot?
- I don't know foreign cars.
796
00:52:58,758 --> 00:53:02,052
I think you can handle this one, Dick.
The keys are in it.
797
00:53:05,932 --> 00:53:07,224
You.
798
00:53:19,487 --> 00:53:21,530
D is for "drive," dear.
799
00:53:33,960 --> 00:53:35,544
What do you think?
800
00:53:36,379 --> 00:53:39,882
It's too big, it's too bright,
it's crowded. It's ridiculous.
801
00:53:40,466 --> 00:53:43,177
Why are these people shopping
in the middle of the night?
802
00:53:43,261 --> 00:53:45,179
They ought to be home in bed.
803
00:54:08,870 --> 00:54:12,164
- This is it, as they say.
- Let's go home before it's too late.
804
00:54:12,248 --> 00:54:14,291
- Goddamn it, Jane.
- We're not cut out for this.
805
00:54:14,375 --> 00:54:18,253
- I told you I'd do this, and I mean it.
- Sweetie, we'll get the money.
806
00:54:18,337 --> 00:54:21,089
It's not the money,
it's the principle of the thing.
807
00:54:21,174 --> 00:54:24,093
- What principle, robbing a drugstore?
- That's right.
808
00:54:24,177 --> 00:54:27,638
It's the money, that's the principle.
That's the principle of the thing.
809
00:54:28,848 --> 00:54:31,100
You wouldn't understand.
Now don't interfere.
810
00:54:32,769 --> 00:54:34,562
You stay right there.
811
00:54:35,021 --> 00:54:38,733
I'm going in alone,
and I don't want any crap about it.
812
00:54:52,955 --> 00:54:54,873
Kind of a light door.
813
00:55:12,391 --> 00:55:13,850
Yes?
814
00:55:14,894 --> 00:55:16,729
Yes, uh.
815
00:55:20,024 --> 00:55:21,024
Uh...
816
00:55:21,484 --> 00:55:25,984
- May I help you, sir?
- May you help me? Uh, yeah. Uh...
817
00:55:32,995 --> 00:55:36,331
Don't you worry, son.
I think I've got what you're looking for.
818
00:55:36,415 --> 00:55:39,584
Now, here they are, right here.
819
00:55:39,669 --> 00:55:42,546
Some of these are lubricated.
820
00:55:42,630 --> 00:55:46,467
Now, this isn't lubricated,
but it's a good one.
821
00:55:46,551 --> 00:55:50,513
And some of these
are contoured for better fit.
822
00:55:51,973 --> 00:55:55,142
We've got them in different colors.
We've got cherry red
823
00:55:55,309 --> 00:55:59,809
and we've got midnight blue,
and we've got the rainbow.
824
00:56:00,731 --> 00:56:03,358
- I'll take them all.
- All?
825
00:56:03,442 --> 00:56:06,111
Yeah, yeah. And wrap them up.
826
00:56:06,779 --> 00:56:11,279
That'll be, uh, $8.50.
I wish I were as young as you are.
827
00:56:11,909 --> 00:56:14,578
- You don't understand.
- What do you mean, I don't?
828
00:56:14,662 --> 00:56:18,207
I'm not that old. There you are.
829
00:56:36,934 --> 00:56:38,644
Now can we go home?
830
00:56:38,728 --> 00:56:42,690
I came out here to do something,
and I'm gonna do it.
831
00:56:48,237 --> 00:56:51,406
This evening could turn out to be
quite expensive, what with gas
832
00:56:51,490 --> 00:56:53,158
and, uh, sundry items.
833
00:57:28,319 --> 00:57:31,488
Ever hear of a delicatessen
that wouldn't take cash after 10:00?
834
00:57:31,572 --> 00:57:33,282
Not a nickel in the register.
835
00:57:33,366 --> 00:57:36,494
- You got someone to open the register?
- That's right, Jane.
836
00:57:36,577 --> 00:57:39,204
Was she very old
or just crippled and blind?
837
00:57:39,288 --> 00:57:41,999
For your information, she was quite able...
838
00:57:42,667 --> 00:57:43,709
Ah.
839
00:58:03,938 --> 00:58:08,108
Nobody move, this is a stickup.
Nobody move.
840
00:58:15,116 --> 00:58:17,576
Just hold it right there.
Nobody move.
841
00:58:38,973 --> 00:58:42,476
When did they start busing white robbers
into black neighborhoods?
842
00:58:46,564 --> 00:58:49,733
- What happened?
- No bullets. Thanks a lot.
843
00:58:50,901 --> 00:58:54,321
You had to talk me into carrying
an empty gun. I could have gotten killed.
844
00:58:54,405 --> 00:58:57,074
- Please, tell me what happened.
- Nothing happened.
845
00:58:57,158 --> 00:58:59,660
Except I almost got killed, thanks to you.
846
00:59:00,703 --> 00:59:02,204
I knew I shouldn't have brought you.
847
00:59:02,288 --> 00:59:05,249
You would have been busted in the parking
lot if you hadn't brought me.
848
00:59:05,332 --> 00:59:08,335
How can anybody do anything
with this kind of defeatist talk?
849
00:59:08,836 --> 00:59:13,336
Okay. Maybe there's an orphanage
around. They usually deal in cash...
850
00:59:13,424 --> 00:59:15,551
Just shut up, Jane.
851
00:59:39,325 --> 00:59:40,743
What do you think you're doing?
852
00:59:40,826 --> 00:59:44,496
Sitting in a stolen car makes me nervous.
I'm going with you where it's safe.
853
00:59:44,580 --> 00:59:45,747
- Get back in the car.
- No.
854
00:59:45,831 --> 00:59:47,833
I said, get back in the car.
855
00:59:47,917 --> 00:59:50,961
That's right. You said, "Get back
in the car," and then I said no.
856
00:59:51,045 --> 00:59:54,798
I'm going in there,
and you better stay right here.
857
01:00:00,638 --> 01:00:05,017
Do you have to louse everything up?
First the pantyhose, then you insisted...
858
01:00:05,101 --> 01:00:07,269
You still want pantyhose?
You want pantyhose?
859
01:00:07,436 --> 01:00:09,604
Will you put your pants on,
for God's sake?
860
01:00:09,772 --> 01:00:12,691
Right. This is a respectable
X-rated motel.
861
01:00:12,858 --> 01:00:14,526
I'm warning you.
862
01:00:14,610 --> 01:00:16,194
That bitch, I could kill her.
863
01:00:16,320 --> 01:00:17,696
Whatever turns you on, man.
864
01:00:17,780 --> 01:00:20,741
I don't want any shit out of you,
or I'll blow your head off.
865
01:00:20,825 --> 01:00:23,369
Turn around, put your hands
against the wall. The sill.
866
01:00:23,536 --> 01:00:25,287
Just cool it with that gun, okay?
867
01:00:27,873 --> 01:00:29,165
- Oh, Jesus!
- Oh, my God!
868
01:00:29,250 --> 01:00:31,919
I forgot to go to the bank today.
Harley's gonna kill me.
869
01:00:32,002 --> 01:00:34,963
- He's gonna skin my ass.
- You got something to put this in?
870
01:00:35,047 --> 01:00:37,549
- There's a box on the top shelf.
- Who's Harley?
871
01:00:37,633 --> 01:00:40,469
- The owner. A mean mother.
- Is he really gonna hurt you?
872
01:00:41,846 --> 01:00:44,306
Dick, he's gonna hurt him.
Maybe we shouldn't.
873
01:00:44,390 --> 01:00:46,141
What are you, crazy?
874
01:00:46,642 --> 01:00:48,810
You stand right there.
Don't move. Nothing.
875
01:00:48,894 --> 01:00:50,812
- I'm sorry.
- Come on, will you?
876
01:00:57,486 --> 01:00:58,737
Good bye.
877
01:01:18,799 --> 01:01:21,176
They're gonna call us
the "Bickering Bandits."
878
01:01:21,260 --> 01:01:23,136
- That'll be our M.O.
- Right.
879
01:01:23,220 --> 01:01:25,430
- Sure.
- Right. What?
880
01:01:25,514 --> 01:01:28,934
M.O. That's modus operandi.
That's method of operation, you know.
881
01:01:29,018 --> 01:01:31,437
Wait a minute.
We're not having any modus operandi.
882
01:01:31,520 --> 01:01:33,813
- No modus operandi?
- No, tonight was it.
883
01:01:33,898 --> 01:01:36,525
- Halloween comes but once a year.
- Oh, sure.
884
01:01:39,528 --> 01:01:42,447
- Take that one.
- What? I liked it.
885
01:01:42,531 --> 01:01:44,699
- That was too casual.
- What was too casual?
886
01:01:44,783 --> 01:01:46,242
You gotta promise me.
887
01:01:47,119 --> 01:01:48,954
- You promise me?
- Promise you?
888
01:01:49,038 --> 01:01:51,165
- You promise me?
- Boy, do I promise you.
889
01:01:51,248 --> 01:01:52,332
You promise?
890
01:01:52,416 --> 01:01:53,583
- Completely.
- Okay.
891
01:03:09,034 --> 01:03:10,660
- Hi. Can I help you, sir?
- Hi.
892
01:03:10,744 --> 01:03:12,829
There's something the matter
with this record.
893
01:03:12,913 --> 01:03:15,332
- What's that?
- There's a gun in it. This is a holdup.
894
01:03:15,416 --> 01:03:19,044
- Do exactly as I say, no one gets hurt.
- Sounds fair to me.
895
01:03:20,045 --> 01:03:24,049
Just keep looking at me and smiling.
Have any Bessie Smith records?
896
01:03:24,133 --> 01:03:26,635
- Uh, Bessie Smith?
- She's an old blues singer.
897
01:03:26,719 --> 01:03:30,347
- Yes, sir. Yes, I believe we do, sir.
- Do you like that old jazz?
898
01:03:30,431 --> 01:03:34,726
Well, I like the more, uh, modern
kind of stuff. You know, progressive...
899
01:03:35,311 --> 01:03:39,148
Miles and, you know, a few people,
like Sedaka. He's good.
900
01:03:39,231 --> 01:03:43,276
The lady will be leaving, and you'll say,
"Thank you very much, Mrs. Jones."
901
01:03:43,360 --> 01:03:45,779
Thank you very much,
Mrs. Jones. Okay.
902
01:03:46,405 --> 01:03:49,741
- Nice smile. Go, go.
- Thank you very much, Mrs. Jones.
903
01:03:49,825 --> 01:03:52,577
- Think nothing of it.
- Very nice. I liked the smile.
904
01:03:53,871 --> 01:03:58,371
I'm leaving now. Say to me, "I'll get that
record for you next week, Mr. Jones."
905
01:03:59,918 --> 01:04:00,919
Now.
906
01:04:01,587 --> 01:04:04,881
I'll get that Bessie Jones
record for you next week, Mr. Smith.
907
01:04:04,965 --> 01:04:06,216
Thank you.
908
01:04:08,927 --> 01:04:11,971
Oh, yeah. 4.98, tax and license.
909
01:04:19,563 --> 01:04:23,733
How was the food, folks?
That bad, huh?
910
01:04:26,195 --> 01:04:29,072
Oh, baby. Baby.
911
01:04:39,041 --> 01:04:40,834
Oh, God.
912
01:04:41,835 --> 01:04:45,964
- Oh, God, Dick, I'm ruined for life.
- Oh, honey.
913
01:04:46,715 --> 01:04:49,718
I wanna know the name of the
pervert who shut off my phone.
914
01:04:49,802 --> 01:04:53,639
In spite of what you think, we do not
get our kicks cutting off telephones.
915
01:04:53,722 --> 01:04:55,890
- I never got the bill.
- Excuse me, I'm sorry.
916
01:04:55,974 --> 01:04:59,227
- Excuse my ass.
- You'll have to wait in line like...
917
01:04:59,311 --> 01:05:02,897
I'm sorry, excuse me, but I'm afraid
this is what they call a stickup.
918
01:05:02,981 --> 01:05:05,149
They're holding up
the telephone company!
919
01:05:05,234 --> 01:05:07,611
Shoot out the computers
while you're at it.
920
01:05:08,612 --> 01:05:12,365
- All right. Right on!
- God bless you. Give them a hand!
921
01:05:13,325 --> 01:05:16,828
- Beautiful. Beautiful.
- All right!
922
01:05:28,048 --> 01:05:29,924
He's had several offers
923
01:05:30,008 --> 01:05:33,302
but, uh, because of his investments
he doesn't have to rush into anything.
924
01:05:33,387 --> 01:05:35,389
He's looking for
a very dynamic situation
925
01:05:35,472 --> 01:05:37,599
in a company like yours, Jason.
926
01:05:37,683 --> 01:05:40,268
- You familiar with the film business?
- Somewhat.
927
01:05:40,352 --> 01:05:42,771
Hey, how about a drink? Come on.
928
01:05:43,897 --> 01:05:46,190
Gracias, amigo.
929
01:05:46,275 --> 01:05:47,526
You're welcome.
930
01:05:53,866 --> 01:05:54,908
Adiós.
931
01:05:55,742 --> 01:05:58,453
You've got to go down there.
You owe it to yourself...
932
01:05:58,537 --> 01:06:01,373
- May I borrow my husband?
- Be my guest, Jane.
933
01:06:01,457 --> 01:06:04,543
- Dick.
- Jane, I was making some progress.
934
01:06:04,626 --> 01:06:07,045
That's the condominium king.
935
01:06:07,129 --> 01:06:09,506
You're an aerospace executive,
not a real estate...
936
01:06:09,590 --> 01:06:11,883
Right now I'm feeling pretty flexible.
937
01:06:21,768 --> 01:06:23,895
- Raoul.
- Oh, no, that's okay.
938
01:06:23,979 --> 01:06:26,231
Go and enjoy yourself.
Let me do it, okay?
939
01:06:26,315 --> 01:06:28,233
Mum's the word, eh, Raoul?
940
01:06:34,990 --> 01:06:37,993
This is something else.
Did you find buried treasure?
941
01:06:38,076 --> 01:06:40,453
Living off my investments, Nesbitt.
942
01:06:46,668 --> 01:06:49,087
Ah! Dick. Put her there, pal.
943
01:06:49,171 --> 01:06:51,381
Glad you could make it.
Hello, Mildred.
944
01:06:51,465 --> 01:06:55,427
Olé, Ricardo. We wouldn't
have missed this for the world.
945
01:06:55,511 --> 01:06:59,139
- I love your small pool. It's so cozy.
- Thank you, Mildred.
946
01:06:59,223 --> 01:07:03,723
- I see you landed on your feet.
- Actually, Charlie, I landed on my ass.
947
01:07:03,936 --> 01:07:07,105
Then, when I fell off my ass,
I had no place to go but my feet.
948
01:07:07,189 --> 01:07:09,774
- What line are you in?
- Robber.
949
01:07:09,858 --> 01:07:13,945
- As in tires and erasers.
- Oh! That's a good field.
950
01:07:14,780 --> 01:07:17,657
- Do you make it or sell it?
- Steal it.
951
01:07:18,534 --> 01:07:21,870
Like stealing candy from a baby.
He is so modest.
952
01:07:21,954 --> 01:07:25,666
- Steel. Hey, there's a solid industry.
- I thought he said rubber.
953
01:07:25,749 --> 01:07:28,585
Actually, Jane's working now too,
aren't you, Jane?
954
01:07:28,669 --> 01:07:30,629
- What are you doing?
- Adiós.
955
01:07:30,712 --> 01:07:34,632
Investments. Investments.
She's in charge of salting it away.
956
01:07:34,716 --> 01:07:37,468
- Got the guts of a bandit.
- Maybe you could help me.
957
01:07:37,553 --> 01:07:40,847
I have to go to Washington next week.
But I'll give you a...
958
01:07:40,931 --> 01:07:42,766
A little call when I get back.
959
01:07:42,849 --> 01:07:45,434
That could be 15 years to life.
960
01:07:45,936 --> 01:07:48,813
I'm just going to talk to
a congressional committee.
961
01:07:48,897 --> 01:07:51,983
They think Charlie's been paying off
people besides them.
962
01:07:52,067 --> 01:07:53,693
Larry Maguire!
963
01:07:54,570 --> 01:07:56,905
- That's not Larry. Ooh.
- Taquito?
964
01:07:57,072 --> 01:07:58,323
Thank you.
965
01:08:04,580 --> 01:08:09,080
Is it burning you, Mildred? That's
too bad. Would you like some water?
966
01:08:09,251 --> 01:08:11,836
- I'll get some water.
- Tequila, please.
967
01:08:12,838 --> 01:08:17,338
And now, once again,
bringing you salvation and success,
968
01:08:18,510 --> 01:08:23,010
righteousness and riches,
the Reverend Dr. Thomas Will.
969
01:08:30,188 --> 01:08:34,525
We've all heard the expression
"The meek shall inherit the earth."
970
01:08:35,110 --> 01:08:38,321
Well, that is exactly what
they're gonna get. Dirt.
971
01:08:39,281 --> 01:08:43,781
We have to learn how to be positive.
See, I don't want you to say "Amen."
972
01:08:44,494 --> 01:08:48,247
- I want you to say "I am."
- I am.
973
01:08:48,790 --> 01:08:51,626
You have to remember
that God is in you.
974
01:08:51,710 --> 01:08:54,587
And in you and in you
and in you and in me.
975
01:08:54,671 --> 01:08:58,174
Now, if you open up your heart
and you let God inside,
976
01:08:58,258 --> 01:09:01,719
- he will make you rich.
- I am.
977
01:09:01,803 --> 01:09:06,303
Let me remind you
that the cross is a plus sign.
978
01:09:07,643 --> 01:09:11,355
Now, I want you all to repeat after me:
Money loves me.
979
01:09:11,438 --> 01:09:14,816
- Money loves me.
- Money loves to be in my pocket.
980
01:09:14,900 --> 01:09:17,652
Money loves to be in my pocket.
981
01:09:17,736 --> 01:09:20,363
I see a whole mountain
of money coming towards me.
982
01:09:20,447 --> 01:09:23,491
I see a mountain of money
coming towards me.
983
01:09:23,575 --> 01:09:27,537
I want you all to donate generously
to the ministry today. And remember,
984
01:09:27,621 --> 01:09:30,707
that every dollar you give,
God will pay back tenfold
985
01:09:30,791 --> 01:09:34,085
in some wondrous
and mysterious and exciting way.
986
01:09:34,169 --> 01:09:36,713
A car, a boat, a plane, a home.
987
01:09:37,214 --> 01:09:39,216
Just one other couple, Dr. Will.
988
01:09:39,299 --> 01:09:42,719
Yea, I say unto you: Bring them in,
they're here to win. Have a seat.
989
01:09:42,803 --> 01:09:45,138
- Inspirational sermon, doctor.
- Thank you, thank you.
990
01:09:45,222 --> 01:09:48,516
Yes, particularly the part about
not feeling guilty about prospering.
991
01:09:48,600 --> 01:09:52,312
Aha. Well, you see,
that is called "Say 'I am.'"
992
01:09:52,479 --> 01:09:56,858
If you want more money, you must get
an expanded idea of yourself.
993
01:09:56,942 --> 01:09:59,778
You must think of yourself
as one who has more money.
994
01:09:59,861 --> 01:10:02,363
We're trying, doctor.
995
01:10:02,948 --> 01:10:07,118
Well, go ahead. Touch it, son.
Don't be afraid. Go on.
996
01:10:07,828 --> 01:10:10,288
Go ahead, dear, touch it.
997
01:10:12,207 --> 01:10:16,707
Go on. That's it, touch it some more.
998
01:10:17,796 --> 01:10:21,049
You see, you must take the limit
off your financial thinking
999
01:10:21,133 --> 01:10:24,177
and you will get more money.
Don't worry about how.
1000
01:10:24,261 --> 01:10:26,930
- Inspirational.
- Say "I am."
1001
01:10:27,013 --> 01:10:28,931
Stick them up.
1002
01:10:29,933 --> 01:10:32,602
Did I hear you right, sinner?
You holding me up?
1003
01:10:32,686 --> 01:10:36,231
I am. Hands on your head,
both of you.
1004
01:10:39,109 --> 01:10:40,860
- Move!
- Will you get out of the way?
1005
01:10:41,027 --> 01:10:45,527
- God wants you out of the way!
- Guards!
1006
01:11:00,672 --> 01:11:03,549
Stop them, for they have sinned!
1007
01:11:04,050 --> 01:11:06,802
Would you mind
getting the hell off the car?
1008
01:11:07,846 --> 01:11:09,806
Testing. Testing.
1009
01:11:13,852 --> 01:11:15,603
Oh, Jesus!
1010
01:11:18,690 --> 01:11:20,608
- You all right?
- Yeah, I think so.
1011
01:11:28,074 --> 01:11:31,911
Pull over, you sinners!
They are thieves, stop them!
1012
01:11:31,995 --> 01:11:34,831
They have stolen all my—-
The Lord's money.
1013
01:11:34,998 --> 01:11:37,959
- Oh, no!
- God!
1014
01:11:38,043 --> 01:11:41,087
If you pull over at the next light,
God will forgive you.
1015
01:11:41,171 --> 01:11:43,089
- He is no stool pigeon.
- Oh, my God!
1016
01:11:43,173 --> 01:11:46,634
God does not hold a grudge.
Remember, thou shalt not steal.
1017
01:11:46,718 --> 01:11:48,636
They're coming closer to us, Dick.
1018
01:11:48,720 --> 01:11:52,932
That is the fourth——
That's one of them commandments.
1019
01:11:54,559 --> 01:11:56,769
Give me back my
goddamn money, will you?
1020
01:11:56,937 --> 01:12:00,106
Step on it. Can't you get more
juice out of this goddamn thing?
1021
01:12:00,273 --> 01:12:04,735
Watch out! Jesus Christ!
You almost broke my ass, you fool.
1022
01:12:06,196 --> 01:12:07,739
Oh, a cop!
1023
01:12:55,287 --> 01:12:57,163
That is my money!
1024
01:13:22,314 --> 01:13:23,815
How much we get?
1025
01:13:23,899 --> 01:13:27,444
Not very much. It's mostly ones.
1026
01:13:27,527 --> 01:13:31,822
Mostly ones?
Hey, where's the other money?
1027
01:13:32,449 --> 01:13:34,075
What other money?
1028
01:13:34,576 --> 01:13:36,995
All the other money,
that's what other money.
1029
01:13:37,579 --> 01:13:40,582
- In the shrubbery.
- In the shrubbery?
1030
01:13:40,665 --> 01:13:42,208
In the pool.
1031
01:13:43,793 --> 01:13:45,336
In the swimming pool?
1032
01:13:45,420 --> 01:13:48,548
It's in the utilities,
it's in the car, in the furniture.
1033
01:13:48,632 --> 01:13:50,550
It's in the mortgage,
in the insurance.
1034
01:13:51,259 --> 01:13:53,010
It's at the Diners Club.
1035
01:14:04,689 --> 01:14:09,026
Well, it's not worth it.
I'm not cut out for blue-collar crime.
1036
01:14:09,110 --> 01:14:12,530
I have a white-collar mentality.
I panic in the face of death.
1037
01:14:18,828 --> 01:14:20,830
Maybe we should retire.
1038
01:14:26,836 --> 01:14:29,672
- Are all our debts paid?
- Yes.
1039
01:14:30,966 --> 01:14:35,095
At least we won't starve. We've been
accepted by the food stamp program.
1040
01:14:36,179 --> 01:14:37,597
Hooray.
1041
01:14:40,225 --> 01:14:41,976
- Charlie!
- Where?
1042
01:14:42,769 --> 01:14:45,438
Mr. Blanchard, I would like you
to tell this committee
1043
01:14:45,522 --> 01:14:50,022
if you have ever, in your position
as president of Taft, bribed anyone,
1044
01:14:50,402 --> 01:14:52,320
either here or abroad,
1045
01:14:52,404 --> 01:14:54,948
for the purpose of
consummating a business deal.
1046
01:14:55,490 --> 01:14:59,990
Senator, no one at Taft Aerospace,
to the best of my knowledge,
1047
01:15:01,454 --> 01:15:03,289
ever bribed anybody.
1048
01:15:05,250 --> 01:15:07,710
Maybe that's why business is so bad.
1049
01:15:09,045 --> 01:15:12,673
Look at him. Listen to him shovel it.
1050
01:15:12,757 --> 01:15:17,257
There's never been a deal at Taft
where somebody didn't get paid off.
1051
01:15:17,846 --> 01:15:20,807
We have already elicited testimony
from other companies
1052
01:15:20,890 --> 01:15:23,350
involved in the same
business as yours,
1053
01:15:23,435 --> 01:15:27,856
and they claim that payoffs are
an integral part of carrying on business.
1054
01:15:28,356 --> 01:15:31,400
Do you mean to tell me
that you are the exception?
1055
01:15:31,484 --> 01:15:34,361
You know, guys walk into his office
and walk out again
1056
01:15:34,446 --> 01:15:38,366
with $200,000 cash in a briefcase.
1057
01:15:38,450 --> 01:15:41,703
- Two hundred thousand dollars?
- Watch. Watch him bob and weave.
1058
01:15:43,997 --> 01:15:48,497
Senator. Now, we at Taft Aerospace
have always prided ourselves
1059
01:15:48,626 --> 01:15:51,045
in truth on what we produce.
1060
01:15:51,129 --> 01:15:55,550
- Charlie does his laundry.
- Any idea where he keeps it?
1061
01:15:55,633 --> 01:15:57,593
Yeah, in the safe in his office.
1062
01:16:04,142 --> 01:16:06,352
Fortunately, there are guards everywhere
1063
01:16:06,436 --> 01:16:09,897
and I don't even have a key
to the executive washroom anymore.
1064
01:16:09,981 --> 01:16:14,318
Unfortunately, we've been invited
to a party at Taft next week.
1065
01:16:17,989 --> 01:16:21,742
Fortunately, we don't know
the first thing about safecracking.
1066
01:16:21,826 --> 01:16:25,204
Unfortunately, we are fast learners.
1067
01:16:27,373 --> 01:16:30,167
- Short retirement.
- Very.
1068
01:16:38,510 --> 01:16:40,303
-I felt it.
Positive?
1069
01:16:40,386 --> 01:16:43,639
Of course I'm positive, honey.
It's gotta be perfect.
1070
01:16:43,723 --> 01:16:47,143
- I've been practicing for days.
- And you've almost got it. Come on.
1071
01:16:47,227 --> 01:16:49,062
You ready? Okay.
1072
01:16:49,145 --> 01:16:53,607
Deft. Deft. And deft.
1073
01:16:53,691 --> 01:16:56,568
Okay. Okay, you should tell me
when you want me to do it.
1074
01:16:56,653 --> 01:16:57,779
Whenever you're ready.
1075
01:17:30,270 --> 01:17:33,106
- Well, it's just like old times.
- Mm!
1076
01:17:33,189 --> 01:17:36,483
- I hope you brought the old equalizer.
- Will you cut it out?
1077
01:17:37,193 --> 01:17:39,570
- Hi, Pete, how are you?
- Who is it?
1078
01:17:39,654 --> 01:17:42,740
Pete Winston. Wife, Betty.
Super Bowl, back operation.
1079
01:17:42,824 --> 01:17:45,827
- Really good to see you. How are you?
- Great. Just great.
1080
01:17:45,910 --> 01:17:47,661
You know my wife, Jane, don't you?
1081
01:17:47,745 --> 01:17:51,415
- I don't know if she'll remember me.
- Winston, how can you say that?
1082
01:17:51,499 --> 01:17:55,044
We met you and Betty at the Super
Bowl last winter. How's your back?
1083
01:17:55,128 --> 01:17:57,248
- How nice of you to remember.
- Is Betty here?
1084
01:17:57,297 --> 01:17:59,924
- She's in the back.
- I'll be glad to see her.
1085
01:18:00,008 --> 01:18:02,260
- She'd love to see you too.
- There you are.
1086
01:18:02,343 --> 01:18:04,053
- Charlie.
- What I want to know is
1087
01:18:04,137 --> 01:18:06,889
do I get to kiss your wife,
or do I have to make a scene?
1088
01:18:06,973 --> 01:18:09,725
- Do we know this man?
- Some guy who still works at the plant.
1089
01:18:09,809 --> 01:18:10,893
You betcha!
1090
01:18:15,607 --> 01:18:16,649
Hi, Charlie.
1091
01:18:16,733 --> 01:18:19,193
I don't know what a good-looking guy
like Dick sees in you.
1092
01:18:19,277 --> 01:18:21,696
- I do yard work.
- You can do work in my yard anytime.
1093
01:18:21,779 --> 01:18:23,507
- Charlie.
- You wanna dance?
1094
01:18:23,531 --> 01:18:25,074
I'd love to.
1095
01:18:28,870 --> 01:18:30,830
- Very nice.
- What?
1096
01:18:30,914 --> 01:18:33,917
- I said, very nice.
- Perfect.
1097
01:20:01,004 --> 01:20:02,046
Charlie, no!
1098
01:20:02,130 --> 01:20:05,925
No? I won't take "no" for an answer.
I'll be waiting.
1099
01:20:25,737 --> 01:20:27,238
Showoff.
1100
01:20:38,207 --> 01:20:42,127
Come on. Dick, Charlie's gonna
come to his office at 11:00.
1101
01:20:42,211 --> 01:20:43,629
- All right.
- We gotta hurry.
1102
01:20:43,713 --> 01:20:46,799
All right. Will you get out of the way?
1103
01:20:50,678 --> 01:20:52,971
Hey, you! Don't move.
1104
01:20:54,098 --> 01:20:55,432
Ta-ta-tow!
1105
01:20:55,516 --> 01:20:57,976
Take that, you honky putz.
1106
01:21:04,734 --> 01:21:06,861
- Oh, my God!
- What?
1107
01:21:18,664 --> 01:21:20,832
Come on, will you?
1108
01:21:23,669 --> 01:21:25,170
Come on.
1109
01:21:42,897 --> 01:21:44,523
- These are all make-believe.
- Dick.
1110
01:21:44,607 --> 01:21:45,733
What?
1111
01:21:46,776 --> 01:21:48,360
Does he have a closet?
1112
01:21:48,444 --> 01:21:51,280
I read in the book the most
popular place for safes are...
1113
01:21:51,364 --> 01:21:53,657
- He does indeed have a closet.
- Okay.
1114
01:22:01,290 --> 01:22:03,250
-I love you, Jane.
—Huh?
1115
01:22:04,001 --> 01:22:05,669
- Ta-da!
- Thanks.
1116
01:22:05,753 --> 01:22:09,423
Mosler, model number 1874.
1117
01:22:11,467 --> 01:22:15,053
Mosler. Okay.
1118
01:22:17,723 --> 01:22:21,309
There. Right there is where
you have to drill.
1119
01:22:36,325 --> 01:22:40,825
Dick, it's okay. You can hardly hear
the drilling out here.
1120
01:22:51,507 --> 01:22:53,634
Dick, somebody's coming.
1121
01:23:01,267 --> 01:23:02,726
In the closet.
1122
01:23:13,362 --> 01:23:16,615
- Is it the guard?
- I don't know. I couldn't see.
1123
01:23:26,125 --> 01:23:29,211
It can't be Charlie. It's only 10:15.
1124
01:23:30,004 --> 01:23:31,380
Let me look.
1125
01:23:33,591 --> 01:23:34,842
Shh!
1126
01:23:37,178 --> 01:23:40,973
I can't see anything.
Maybe he won't look in here.
1127
01:23:41,057 --> 01:23:43,350
- Suppose he does?
- Screw him.
1128
01:23:43,434 --> 01:23:45,185
I most certainly will not.
1129
01:23:59,659 --> 01:24:02,495
- That wasn't Charlie.
- Really.
1130
01:24:22,223 --> 01:24:23,682
Come on in.
1131
01:24:34,986 --> 01:24:37,947
Hey, everybody, come on in.
1132
01:24:41,075 --> 01:24:44,328
Hey, my man, what's happening?
1133
01:25:02,138 --> 01:25:06,350
Jane! They're never going to hear the
drill over this. I'm going back to work.
1134
01:25:06,434 --> 01:25:08,769
If somebody's coming,
just let me know.
1135
01:25:42,720 --> 01:25:44,888
Jane, it's your turn.
1136
01:26:32,812 --> 01:26:36,482
- It's all the money in the world.
- It gives me gooseflesh.
1137
01:26:37,316 --> 01:26:39,735
Oh, my God.
1138
01:27:01,799 --> 01:27:05,803
- Floor show. Floor show.
- Go on.
1139
01:27:05,886 --> 01:27:08,263
Get y'all gone. We talking business.
1140
01:27:09,807 --> 01:27:13,852
- I need more.
- Okay, just a second. Okay, okay.
1141
01:27:13,936 --> 01:27:15,979
It feels so good.
1142
01:27:16,939 --> 01:27:19,775
That's what I've been looking for.
Thank you very much.
1143
01:27:19,859 --> 01:27:23,654
Guys, have a good time,
enjoy yourselves. This is a party.
1144
01:27:31,829 --> 01:27:34,039
Okay. Get the elevator.
1145
01:27:34,123 --> 01:27:36,917
Around through the boardroom
and to the left.
1146
01:27:45,301 --> 01:27:47,344
Gotcha!
1147
01:27:49,805 --> 01:27:54,305
- Dick followed me up here.
- Hey, Charlie.
1148
01:27:54,518 --> 01:27:56,853
Dick, boy. Hi.
1149
01:28:00,065 --> 01:28:04,565
- Going down?
- Down, yes. Lobby, please.
1150
01:28:05,362 --> 01:28:07,530
Funny, we're going to the lobby too.
1151
01:28:12,870 --> 01:28:16,039
Well, I guess we can
all ride together.
1152
01:28:23,047 --> 01:28:25,382
I don't feel very well.
I think we should go.
1153
01:28:25,466 --> 01:28:27,968
Not until you have one
little drink with Charlie.
1154
01:28:28,052 --> 01:28:31,722
- No, Charlie, I really think...
- Here, let me take your purse.
1155
01:28:33,057 --> 01:28:34,725
One little nightcap.
1156
01:28:52,660 --> 01:28:55,496
Nobility. Pride.
1157
01:28:55,579 --> 01:28:59,332
A sense of feeling that
your life amounts to something.
1158
01:28:59,416 --> 01:29:02,585
That's what we lost when
we lost the space program.
1159
01:29:02,670 --> 01:29:04,880
- Sir?
- Nobil... Nobil...
1160
01:29:04,964 --> 01:29:06,799
- What?
- May I have a word with you?
1161
01:29:06,882 --> 01:29:08,508
- Right now?
- Yes, sir.
1162
01:29:08,592 --> 01:29:11,803
Hey, listen. Don't go away.
I'll be right back.
1163
01:29:13,097 --> 01:29:14,598
Let's go.
1164
01:29:14,682 --> 01:29:16,475
Where? Where are we going?
1165
01:29:24,942 --> 01:29:28,570
- We were just gonna walk right out.
- We were. We were.
1166
01:29:30,823 --> 01:29:33,992
There's nothing to worry about.
Charlie wouldn't call the cops.
1167
01:29:34,076 --> 01:29:36,870
This money doesn't exist.
Don't you understand?
1168
01:29:36,954 --> 01:29:40,374
What about all these security guards?
Do they exist or don't they?
1169
01:29:45,170 --> 01:29:49,670
Wait a minute.
Dick, we gotta call the cops.
1170
01:29:50,217 --> 01:29:52,719
- Are you crazy?
- No, no, I'm not kidding.
1171
01:29:52,803 --> 01:29:55,347
Charlie's never gonna admit
there's a slush fund.
1172
01:29:55,431 --> 01:29:59,393
If he sees cops all around, he's gonna
make sure we get out of here safely.
1173
01:29:59,476 --> 01:30:01,186
With the money.
1174
01:30:02,980 --> 01:30:06,024
You're very smart, Jane.
1175
01:30:08,319 --> 01:30:10,988
- Have you got a dime?
- A dime?
1176
01:30:11,071 --> 01:30:13,239
- Yeah.
- No. You?
1177
01:30:17,328 --> 01:30:21,623
Find someone with change
of $1000, for chrissake.
1178
01:30:32,843 --> 01:30:36,179
- Jane, uh, feeling better?
- Oh, yeah. Yeah, sure.
1179
01:30:36,263 --> 01:30:39,307
Dick, there's something
I've been meaning to ask you all night.
1180
01:30:39,391 --> 01:30:40,642
Shoot.
1181
01:30:41,185 --> 01:30:44,438
What's in the bag? Your, uh, makeup?
1182
01:30:46,315 --> 01:30:48,525
Charlie, Charlie.
1183
01:30:52,780 --> 01:30:54,740
- Charlie, can I level with you?
- Sure.
1184
01:30:54,823 --> 01:30:58,701
- Well, I mean really level with you.
- You can tell me anything.
1185
01:30:58,786 --> 01:31:02,498
We just cleaned out your safe.
Every last buck.
1186
01:31:05,876 --> 01:31:08,336
- Oh, did you now?
- Yeah.
1187
01:31:08,420 --> 01:31:12,757
I'm sorry. I shouldn't have said it
straight-out like that.
1188
01:31:12,841 --> 01:31:16,886
But I'm just sick of all the bullshit,
you know what I mean?
1189
01:31:16,971 --> 01:31:18,973
How do you propose to get out of here?
1190
01:31:19,056 --> 01:31:21,349
- With your help, Charlie.
- My help?
1191
01:31:22,267 --> 01:31:24,936
Do you see that big dude over there?
1192
01:31:25,020 --> 01:31:28,982
He can shoot the eye out
of a hummingbird at 50 paces.
1193
01:31:31,235 --> 01:31:33,654
Charlie, we just called the cops.
1194
01:31:36,031 --> 01:31:37,115
Huh?
1195
01:31:47,042 --> 01:31:50,336
- We're gonna give ourselves up.
- This is no joke, friends.
1196
01:31:50,421 --> 01:31:54,425
- We're gonna make a clean breast of it.
- Don't be stupid.
1197
01:31:54,508 --> 01:31:58,178
You keep your mouth shut,
and I'll see that you get out of here.
1198
01:31:58,929 --> 01:31:59,971
With the money?
1199
01:32:04,685 --> 01:32:06,978
You son of a bitch.
1200
01:32:11,025 --> 01:32:15,525
Officers, I'm Charles Blanchard.
I'm the president of Taft Aerospace.
1201
01:32:16,864 --> 01:32:18,240
Maybe I can be of help.
1202
01:32:19,575 --> 01:32:23,287
You have just seen a demonstration
of what we in the corporate world
1203
01:32:23,370 --> 01:32:26,915
refer to as
"hardballing it with the big guys."
1204
01:32:26,999 --> 01:32:29,334
I enjoyed it thoroughly.
1205
01:32:29,960 --> 01:32:33,129
Would you be embarrassed
if I kissed you in a public place?
1206
01:32:33,213 --> 01:32:35,465
I'd be embarrassed if you kissed me
in a private place
1207
01:32:35,549 --> 01:32:37,133
with all these people around.
1208
01:32:39,219 --> 01:32:43,056
I'm afraid, officer, that you've been
a victim of a drunken prankster
1209
01:32:43,140 --> 01:32:47,640
but if you'd excuse me for a minute,
this young lady isn't feeling very well.
1210
01:32:48,687 --> 01:32:49,771
I'm sorry.
1211
01:32:49,855 --> 01:32:53,400
If I could get these two out of here,
I'd feel a lot better. Run along.
1212
01:32:53,484 --> 01:32:57,070
Now we can talk about that
ridiculous story about my safe.
1213
01:32:58,072 --> 01:33:01,700
- Jane.
- Come along, Jane. Come along.
1214
01:33:32,064 --> 01:33:35,525
♪ Wise men say all things go too fast ♪
1215
01:33:35,609 --> 01:33:39,779
♪ And they best don't last ♪
1216
01:33:39,863 --> 01:33:42,907
♪ They grow up as soon
As they get the chance ♪
1217
01:33:42,991 --> 01:33:45,910
♪ Lets face it ♪
1218
01:33:47,204 --> 01:33:50,665
♪ A whole new way of behaving ♪
1219
01:33:50,749 --> 01:33:54,252
♪ With brand-new rules to break
Wahoo ♪
1220
01:33:54,336 --> 01:33:56,504
♪ How time flies ♪
1221
01:33:56,588 --> 01:34:00,925
♪ We were once ahead of the game ♪
1222
01:34:04,429 --> 01:34:08,929
♪ Can you remember
When getting up was easy? ♪
1223
01:34:10,435 --> 01:34:11,853
♪ No sweat ♪
1224
01:34:11,937 --> 01:34:16,437
♪ And we could exist
On wax and gum completely ♪
1225
01:34:19,361 --> 01:34:22,322
♪ The things we used to think
Were crazy ♪
1226
01:34:23,073 --> 01:34:26,451
♪ Now they seem so very sane
Wahoo ♪
1227
01:34:26,535 --> 01:34:28,703
♪ How time flies ♪
1228
01:34:28,787 --> 01:34:33,082
♪ We were once ahead of the game ♪
1229
01:34:33,167 --> 01:34:34,334
♪ Wahoo ♪
1230
01:34:34,418 --> 01:34:36,503
♪ How time flies ♪
1231
01:34:36,587 --> 01:34:40,799
♪ We were once ahead of the game ♪
1232
01:34:40,883 --> 01:34:44,678
♪ Love hit us right between the eyes ♪
1233
01:34:44,761 --> 01:34:48,347
♪ it wasn't fair
We never had a chance ♪
1234
01:34:48,432 --> 01:34:51,977
♪ Sometimes you have to sit right back ♪
1235
01:34:52,060 --> 01:34:56,560
♪ And laugh
It goes so fast ♪
1236
01:35:16,293 --> 01:35:20,005
♪ Sure as there's a Sunday morning, baby ♪
1237
01:35:20,088 --> 01:35:23,466
♪ We're going to get a piece of the cake
Wahoo ♪
1238
01:35:23,550 --> 01:35:25,802
♪ How time flies ♪
1239
01:35:25,886 --> 01:35:30,098
♪ We were once ahead of the game ♪
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