All language subtitles for Foursome s04e08 Friend Yo Folks.eng

Thought I'd get a
start on packing.

No!

Andie, what is it?
We got your 57 texts.

Is everything okay?
Is it an emergency?

Okay, fine, maybe "emergency"

was a tad bit of
an exaggeration,

but we still have a
crisis, okay?

There's only two
weeks left of summer,

and we still have
200 list items.

Sorry, Andie, I can't today.

I gotta hang with my parents.
They kinda freaked out

when they saw all
the moving boxes.

Same. My dad wants to
hang before I run off

to the warm rays of the
city that never sleeps.

Dakota,
your parents sound so supportive!

Isn't it special when your parents
really care about your dreams?

It is special.

Now we won't be around
to enjoy the specialness.

I mean,
my dad is my model role model.

Right?
This is the last chance we have

to ask them for advice.

I never got a chance to
ask them how they managed

40 years of marriage!

I mean,
that is nothing to sneeze at.

I'm gonna miss how they smell.

I'm gonna miss the
way they laugh.

Huh, that's weird.

I've never heard either of
you guys mention them ever.

Like, not even once.

Don't ruin this for them, Andie!

- It's beautiful.
- Damn straight!

I miss my moms so much!

Nobody's hanging out
with their parents!

What I meant was,

nobody's hanging out with their parents...
without me.

Yeah, if you guys have such a boner
about hanging out with your 'rents...

Incest? Again?

...then let's multitask
and make it a list item.

In fact,
I think I know just the one.

Number 92.

Ghost your guardian.

We built this treehouse

to escape from our
parents way back when,

so we'll upgrade to...

And do the opposite.

Opposite of what?

Greer! You're here!

Oh, I missed you so much!

We're hanging out with everyone's
dumb families. Wanna join?

My mom can a D.

She told me she resented
me for ruining her urethra,

and when I inevitably get knocked
up in my teens I'll understand.

So hard pass!

Then I'm passing too.
Sorry, cuz,

but all this talk of leaving and
summer ending has got me thinking.

- Greer?
- Both: Bonding day!

Okay, Rubin, you in?

Ah, I don't do dads.

Anymore.

Four-handed high five on three?

One, two, three!

Friend yo' folks!

Barkeep, give me a dirty Fanta.

Make it a double dirty.

Sorry, bud. Carrot juice only.

Oh!
Today couldn't get any worse!

I've got serious troubles.

Sounds like you got
serious troubles.

Why don't you lay them on
me, chief?

A big-time Manhattan agency wants
to poach my hottest male model.

The only thing I like
poached are eggs.

If I lose him, there's no way
my dad'll put me in his will!

Well,
it's like my dad always says,

"You're not in the
will, Steven."

But that's another
story for another day.

Whoo!

Josh: Let's get the
parent party started, huh?

Guys,
I'm excited to introduce you

to Frank and Gail Bennett.

Take a good hard look

because this is what true
love really looks like.

- Hello!
- Hi there.

It's so good to
see you guys again.

I'm so stoked you're here.

Oh, it's swell to see you
again, too, dear.

I was just saying to Frank
how much we adore you--

Oh!

Hello?

Is someone seeing this?

What just happened?

Okay, well,
I would like to introduce the man--

Boy, I can introduce
my own damn self.

'Sup? I'm Hampshire.

Where's Mrs. Green?

Well, not that it's
any of your business,

but Helen's taking
care of the business.

She's the breadwinner
in this family,

and I'm fine with that!

Good. It's 2018.

- My moms!
- Sorry we're late.

We saw a jaywalker
on the way here

and we had to make
a citizen's arrest.

He did not go down easily.

Wynn has two moms?

Well, yeah.
It'd be kind of confusing

if I just had one "moms."

I will not miss you next year.

This is the Hot M.E.S.

It's a really fun list to ensure
that we have the most epic summer.

What's number 37?

"Put a thumb in someone's bum?"

Oh, don't worry about it, Mrs.
Roberts.

Eat it.

She's still a bad influence.

Well, we are on number 92,
which is "friend your folks."

We want to hear your history.

Maybe you guys have some advice

about what you went through
when you guys were our age?

Who better to learn
from than our parents?

Frank: Oh, well,
that's nice, son.

Well, I may need a
little liquid courage?

You know, just to warm up.

How did that get there?

To good old-fashioned
storytelling!

Gosh, Greer, our bonding day's

made me learn so much about you.

You're a morning person,
you hate giraffes,

and you feel awkward
around children!

They think they're
hotter than me.

And they're right.

I can't wait to get to
know you even better

by watching your favorite movie.

Ooh! Prepare yourself to flip

for the greatest flick.

"Clueless."

Cher negotiated her grades up?

Hilarious! Who does that?

It's so cute that
you actually study.

Hey...

Ow! Hey! Ow!

What's wrong with being
a virgin who can't drive?

A lot!
Hugh, this movie taught me that.

- I loved it!
- Yeah?

My favorite part was when Cher
fell in love with her brother.

What? She didn't fall in
love with her brother.

That's her ex-step-- why
is that your favorite part?

Let's bond harder.
Why is it your favorite movie?

I guess it used to be because of
the clothes and the pretty people,

but now, it's because

Cher starts dating the dork she never
thought she was good enough for,

and it turns out he liked
her for who she was.

Kinda reminds me of us.

Both: Bonding.

Mom might be a minute.

Well, my mom's gonna kick
off the chaperone shebang--

emphasis on the "bang,"
'cause they hot.

- Tsss.
- Well, okay.

I need to learn from
your ancient wisdom

how to live in a bubble
and stay out of trouble.

"Ancient" was rude,
but here you go.

We weren't always rule
followers, you know.

Let me tell you about
a girl named Heather.

And a girl named Valerie.

The '90s was a crazy time,

especially for a
girl named Heather.

Valerie: And a
girl named Valerie.

You keep interrupting
me, Valerie!

Well, it's my story
too, Heather!

Heather: We were pubescent,

emphasis on pubes!

Since we insisted
on showing ours

as we were constantly
doing the humpty-hump.

"Teacher!
They're doing the sex."

Valerie: We got jiggy with it

anywhere, any time.

SATs?

Banged.

Parent-teacher conference?

Valerie: Banged.

Tornado?

Valerie: Banged!

"You're expelled for
making each other say

'Unh! Na na na na' in school."

Heather: So we did what any
'90s dropout scrub would:

worked at a VHS rental
store for ten years

until we got on our feet
and eventually got married.

"Dearly beloved,
we're gathered here illegally

'cause it's the '90s
and same-sex marriage

wasn't recognized yet."

All: Boo!

"Because you're finally focused
and your lives are on track,

you may now kiss the bride."

? It feels good, good, good ?

? Good, good to be bad ?

Unlike us,
you need to focus on school.

Don't be trippin'
over how horny you are

and let it mess up your
life like it did ours.

I didn't know we had
so much in common!

And you guys don't
have to worry.

I'm gonna take school
serious this year.

Man, I feel closer
to you guys already!

Oh!

To friending your folks!

All: To friending your folks!

What am I gonna do?
Should I not tell my client?

You can't deprive a man
of his dreams, okay?

You have to let your superstar
spread his wings and fly.

Like, fly.

You're right. If I lie,

I'll be just like my father
when he tells me he loves me.

- Ha ha ha!
- Mm-hmm.

I make the best drinks.

Well,
I really am just like my mom.

I hope I'm just
like my dope dad.

Tell the tale of how you
dominated your teenage dream,

just like how I will.

Boy, quit boasting.

I'm clearly better
than everyone here,

so I don't need the setup.

Let me tell you a story
about a boy named Hampshire.

It was the '80s,
the most tumultuous decade of them all.

All I wanted was to be

the body double
of an action star.

You got
this, Hampshire!

Just 100 more reps,

and you're the stunt stand-in
for "Kindergarten Cop,"

"Time Cop," "Robocop,"

the cop in "Die Hard."

But, like in every generation,

haters gon' hate.

"Ha ha!
You're totally bogus, brah!

Only cop you'll be playing

is the girl in 'TJ Hooker'!

It's the '80s!
Girls are hellacious!"

Bite me, Bogart!

I worked day and night.

I put off college and even went
to Muscle Beach to get scouted.

I thought I'd be a glorified,
muscle-clad extra in no time.

Then I got rejection letter
after rejection letter

after rejection letter.

After a while I was like,

"I'm giving up my dream!"

So I met a girl
who liked my bod.

I married her, and she was like,

"Ah, I love you."

And I was like, "Eh, you a'ight.

Dakota: My mom isn't white.

Hampshire: And I settled for
the shitty version of my dream,

becoming a personal trainer.

That story was hideous!

I thought your dream was
to be a personal trainer,

and now you're telling me you
gave up on your real dream

'cause it was hard?

Dreams change.
Best advice I can offer.

Here's some advice: keep it to
yourself, you dream killer!

Welcome to being
friends with your parents.

To friending your folks.

All, uncertainly: To
friending your folks.

I learned so much about
you, Hugh.

You love naps,
hate hand sanitizer

because it kills
the good bacteria,

and the sound of chewing
gives you a boner.

I have to go home
for lunch every day!

I'm psyched to participate
in your fave hobby.

Stargazing!

If you look just a
little to your left,

there's a great view of Uranus.

Ooh! You looking at my anus?

JK, but you totally can.
It's bleached.

I can't believe you thought the
Little Dipper was the Big Dipper!

I'm stupid!

Aah!

It's just so infinite.

We're just tiny,
super hot specs.

So if that's Orion's belt,

- then that's the North Star?
- Yes! You've found it!

Oh, I love that I can
share this with you.

Growing up I didn't
have a lot of friends,

and when I'd get lonely,
I'd look out the window

and think about what life would
be like without my bitch sister.

But now...

You named a star after me?

This way when I get back home
and I look out the window,

I can see you light up the sky
like you light up my heart.

Even though you'll be just a tiny
speck of light, so far away...

as far as the Vega
star is from the sun.

Oh... I'm so cold.

Both: Bonding.

Mom: Love you!

Hey.

Okay, Andie, so,

my parents were high
school sweethearts

and long distance,
so this one is definitely for me and you.

I can't wait for what tips you
guys have for what's to come.

Well, way, way,

way back when,

there was a strapping
young lad...

and a pretty little lass

named Frank and Gail.

Frank: Gail was two
years younger than me.

Andie: Just like us, Josh!

Frank: Gail was holding on,

maybe too tightly.

Ugh, I'm gonna be sick.

Wait.

Nah, I'm all right.

Gail: I was holding
on too tight,

and a long-distance relationship

was a recipe for disaster,

especially when I'd only
dated one other man,

and he was a foreigner.

Andie: Just like me, Josh!

Gail: I loved Frank dearly,

but if I wanted to
end up with him,

I had to let him go.

And so when he was off to
the University of America,

I embraced my new life.

Frank: By "embraced," she
means she sowed her lady oats,

so she could be more sure
that I was the one for her.

Gail: It was an exciting
time in my life,

making love to as many
men as humanly possible.

Josh: Mom!

Gail: Eventually,
my true love returned.

This time, I was sure that
he was the one for me.

And it was the right time
for us to be together.

And we lived happily ever after.

Listen, guys,
I did not need all those details.

Dad, you knew about this?

Well, sure.
It was important for your mom

to explore other men.

I thought you were gonna
tell us a story about how

you survived the
long-distance relationship,

not about how Mom-- how she...
you know!

Enjoyed many gentlemen callers?

- Mom!
- I'm sure if we'd stayed together,

it wouldn't have worked out.

Sometimes life is
all about timing.

Oh, I never thought I would tell
you about my wild days, Josh,

but I feel closer to you now.

Yeah, I feel closer to you
too, son.

- To friending your folks!
- No, no, no way!

No more friending any folks.

So did you get the wisdom you
were seeking from your parents?

That was awful.

Did you hear the part about
my mom and all those guys?

Yeah,

but that wasn't exactly
what I was focusing on.

It was more the whole
"high school sweethearts

end up happily ever after
only because they broke up

at the same exact time
in their relationship

that we are currently
experiencing."

Wow.

Yeah, I guess you're right.

I was so caught up in that
whole "guy after guy...

after guy" thing
that I missed the...

Yeah. I'm just glad
my mom didn't show up

because then she would've told
her love story with my dad,

and we all know
how that one ended.

Hey, Hugh. I hope your bonding
day went better than ours.

That's the problem.
It was perfect.

We bonded like super
glue but now we're stuck.

Getting to know each other
even better has made me realize

how hard it's gonna be
when I leave in two weeks.

Am I the only one who
had a good time today?

This has been my
favorite list item yet!

Me too.

These are my parents.

Mr. and Mrs. Todd.

Mae, those are Courtney's
parents, you psycho.

Thanks, Mom,
for making me realize

that I am nothing like you.

You guys,
I'm nothing like my mom.

And Kota,
you're nothing like your dad.

And Josh,
we are not your parents.

You're right.

Unlike my mom, you know what my
priority has been this summer?

My friendships and
my relationship.

So you know what, Josh?
I'm not worried

about us being long distance.

And Kota, you never quit on me,

so why would you quit on you?

- Yes!
- You guys, we're not going

to turn into our parents.

- Yeah!
- Right?

I'm just like my moms!

Well, it's closing time.

You don't have to go home,

but you can't stay--

I'm taking your advice.

Really? That's a first.

I'm gonna call my client,
and I'm gonna tell him

that his dreams are coming true!

- Hey, let him know!
- He's moving to the Big Apple,

and he's gonna sign with
Stems and Studs talent.

I can see it in
the lights already!

Dakota deserves this.

Dakota deserves...

Dakota?

I didn't know your
client was Dakota!

Oh no. If I knew that,
I wouldn't have told you to let him go!

What's gonna happen
to him and Andie?

How's the foursome gonna
survive without four people?

Who--

Hi, Dakota?

Pack your bags.

Hi, Mom.

Oh, did I miss it?

- Yeah.
- Oh, shoot and a half.

- Oh, I'm sorry.
- It's okay.

Even though you weren't there,

you did end up teaching
me a lesson after all.

I'm
such a good mom.

Feels like just
yesterday I was 14,

- having my C-section.
- Yeah.

Fourteen.

What was the lesson?

To prioritize what
you truly care about,

because otherwise,
you might miss out.

So I am no longer going to focus
on three-step plans and oh nos.

Oh, me either, my sweet girl.

I'm no longer gonna
focus on boys and bosses.

I'm gonna change
right there with you.

- No.
- Go 'way.

- I'm with my baby girl.
- Yeah.

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