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Finding a job where you get
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to work side by side with
your friends can be the best.
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(grunts)
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It can also be the worst.
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I came in with two friends!
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(grunting)
(grunting)
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Thank you!
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My name is Cooper Barrett.
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My friends and I are here
to mess up our lives
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so you don't have to.
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Yeah!
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To our success.
Mm.
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Ah.
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Hey.
Hey, how'd you know I was here?
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What are you talking about?
You're always here.
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What's the occasion?
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Oh, uh, their
hangover cure
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was just named "Best
New Specialty Beverage"
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by BevWeekly.com.
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Because of us,
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everyone from your casual
Chardonnay sipper
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to your hardened alcoholic
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is waking up
to a better American morning.
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This is how
Dr. Penicillin must have felt
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when he created
the what-cha-ma-call-it.
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There are so many things wrong
with that statement.
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Who are you looking for?
I was hoping
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my girl Kelly would be here
so we could hang out,
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'cause, you know,
we have a thing.
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Oh, like a Patty
from college thing?
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No, there can never
be another Patty.
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That thing was
like a powder keg.
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Kelly and I are just,
you know,
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we're besties.
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Hi.
Who's that?
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I would like
to introduce you all
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to my new girlfriend, Ramona.
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(with Southern accent):
Howdy, y'all. Nice to meet you.
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Let me guess. Texas?
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No, but Kelly
bet me ten bucks
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I couldn't do the accent.
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(laughter)
She can.
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(with British accent):
I'm actually from London.
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Oh, really?
Nope. Orange County.
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(laughing)
You owe me another ten.
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Oh, God, you're so good
at accents!
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(laughter)
What the hell is going on?
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Nice to meet you.
I'm, uh, Cooper Barrett.
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Ramona.
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KELLY:
Cooper?
Yeah.
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Can I talk with you for a sec?
Sure. Sorry.
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Knock it off.
What did I do?
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You just used your "I want
to sleep with you" voice.
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"Hi. I'm Cooper Barrett."
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I sound like Optimus Prime?
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You are not to
sleep with her.
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What? 'Cause of...
'cause of this.
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This? There's no this.
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So I can sleep with her.
No! Listen.
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Solid girlfriends do
not come easy to me,
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and I don't want you and
your penis messing it up.
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Okay, first of all, she hasn't
even expressed any interest.
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And second, if she did, and
I went through with it, I hope
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you know I respect you enough
to never tell you about it.
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Fine, I won't sleep with her.
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Thank you.
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Hi. I'm Cooper Barrett.
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Hi.
I'm Cooper Barrett.
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Hi. I'm Cooper Barrett.
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Hi.
There it is.
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*
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Pretty great, right?
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Can't buy publicity
like that. Free sample.
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Oh, thanks.
This makes it seem
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like you run the company
by yourself.
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Yeah, you don't even mention us
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one time in this whole thing.
It's called
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"Barry's Grandma's Hangover
Cure," not Cooper's.
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Your grandmother hasn't been
hungover a day in her life!
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Come on, guys, let's focus
on the big picture, all right?
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That company, HangEnder, won
this award three years in a row,
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and we just beat them. It's not
about individual credit.
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Plus, I would have
sung your praises
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if I was given
the opportunity.
"When asked how he was able
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"to accomplish so much,
he credited the inspiration
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to Steve Jobs
and a good night's sleep."
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Yeah, you're right.
That was my window, I blew it.
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I'm sorry. I...
"And later, he
wished to thank
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"his two best friends: hard work
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and determination."
Oh, guys, I messed up.
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But it was a phone interview.
I mean, you guys know
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I value you and your ideas.
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Well, I'm happy to hear you say
that, because I actually
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have a couple ideas
about promotion and social...
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Yeah, hold that thought.
Get your free sample.
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Barry's Grandma's
Hangover Cure?
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Yeah.
I've heard that stuff's
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made in an apartment,
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and you can taste pig feces.
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What? Where'd you hear that?
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"Barry's Grandma's Hangover Cure
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is made in an apartment
with pig feces."
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COOPER:
That's simply untrue.
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I mean, he hasn't had
an accident in weeks.
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(snorting)
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I mean, if they would have said
pig urine...
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There's comments
from this CooperSucks person
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all over the net.
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Obviously, the person
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who's posting this
has inside information,
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so they can do serious damage
to our business,
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if they haven't already.
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Okay, so how do we find out
who this CooperSucks69 is?
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I'm one step ahead of you, sir.
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I've traced the IP address, and
it looks like it's someone...
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in our apartment building.
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What do you want?
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Hey, Virgil. Uh...
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someone's been trolling Barry's
Grandma's Hangover Cure online.
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Uh, you wouldn't happen to know
anything about that, would you?
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What is... trolling?
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Uh, it means people are making
fun of us on the Internet.
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Ooh. Which site do I do that?
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We're not telling you
to do that.
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Oh, I'll find out.
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I have so many "Barry's
Grandma's so fat" jokes.
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(laughing)
What?!
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Do you really think
Mrs. Billingsly is our troll?
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She's, like,
90 years old.
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Well, we have to cross everyone
in the building off our list.
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You know what? I haven't
seen her in a few weeks.
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Come to think of it,
neither have I.
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Well, at least
she led a good life.
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(indistinct radio
communication)
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Actually,
I think she collaborated
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in the Armenian genocide.
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But still, neat lady.
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I don't get it.
We've checked every apartment.
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Well, not
every apartment.
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I can't believe it.
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I never would've suspected it.
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What are you guys doing
in my apartment?
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Welcome home... Kelly.
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Or should we say, CooperSucks69?
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Wait. Were the first
68 CooperSucks already taken?
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This is impossible.
Had anyone else in
your apartment recently?
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Any male visitors, perhaps?
BARRY:
Or poltergeists?
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I seen this episode
of Ghost Hunters where
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this one ghost went
into this one dude's account
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and messed up his credit.
Spooky.
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No guys or ghosts have been
in my apartment.
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I'm the only one
who uses this computer.
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Oh, and Ramona.
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Wait, wait, wait, hold up. Say
Ramona's last name is Miller.
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Right?
You're already
forgetting her name.
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You slept with her, didn't you?!
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You said she
was a trainer?
Yeah. So?
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Because Ramona Miller
is not a personal trainer.
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She is the President and CEO of
HangEnder, our main competitor.
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KELLY:
What?
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NEAL:
She clearly saw us as a threat,
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posed to be your friend,
just to get info about us to try
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to take us down!
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To think,
I almost slept with her.
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Come to think of it,
she was asking
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a lot of questions
about your company.
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Why the hell you tell her
about our pig feces?
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Why are you living
in an apartment with pig feces?
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It's stinking up
the entire building.
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I think that smell
was Mrs. Billingsly.
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What happened
to Mrs. Billingsly?
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Honey,
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I'm so sorry.
Oh, my God!
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I lose two of my best
girlfriends in one day?
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I'm gonna punch Ramona
in her lying, flawless face!
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Best plan is
to get even.
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I have an idea how to do that.
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So do I, so what we do is...
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(Neal groans)
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We all listen to Neal
because I value his ideas.
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Really?
Mm-hmm.
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Thanks, Coop.
Okay, Kelly, first,
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you're gonna take
Ramona out to brunch.
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COOPER:
But don't let on that you know
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who she really is.
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Sorry. You're doing great.
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NEAL:
Just pretend like
it's a normal brunch.
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KELLY:
And then I punch her
in the face.
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NEAL:
No. You make witty
conversation.
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So, tell me about all
that personal training
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that you definitely
do for a living.
Oh, you know,
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lots of burpees,
that sort of thing.
Oh. (laughs)
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Will you excuse me? I have to go
to the bathroom really quick.
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NEAL:
And then when she's not
paying attention,
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you take her computer and pass
it off to Barry in disguise.
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Fake mustache
and tuxedo?
No!
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Cooper, be supportive.
Yes, Barry,
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like that, but, you know,
something better.
Got it.
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NEAL:
Barry, you'll go to the kitchen
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where you'll find me
and Cooper waiting.
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What is he doing here?
I'm meeting Leslie
next door for lunch.
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I heard you guys were
hiding in the kitchen.
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By the way, it's me, Barry.
I know.
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You look like Neil
deGrasse Tyson.
Interesting.
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Just like the Milky Way.
COOPER:
Come on, Neal.
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Hurry up! Got to get it before
she gets back from the restroom.
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She should really
update this thing.
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I mean, OS 7?
Total noob.
Neal!
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Got the data.
All right. Out.
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NEAL:
All we have to do is return it
before Ramona gets back.
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Unless Josh's wife comes by,
notices Kelly,
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and ruins the entire plan.
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Welcome to my life.
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Kelly!
Leslie!
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I thought I saw you. Hey.
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You know what? I'm glad
I'm running into you,
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because I feel like
we need to reconnect.
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Why is...?
What-what is she doing here?
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Leslie, you remember
Ramona, right?
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RAMONA:
Hi.
You didn't answer my question.
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Please go do something.
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I mean, I'm...
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I'm gonna meet my husband.
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We're gonna go have brunch
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next door.
Go.
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Socially, you know,
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I'm pretty covered.
Hey, babe!
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Oh. Hi.
What are you doing here?
I was just
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walking by, saw you
ladies chatting it up.
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Uh, look at that.
Shoelace is untied.
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Dangerous.
There it is.
Yeah.
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LESLIE:
So you guys, like,
hang out all the time?
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Nope, wasn't untied.
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It was actually tied
the whole time.
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Thank God.
We should go.
We got a res.
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Right, yeah.
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Bouncedy-bounce.
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Yeah, okay, bye.
Just so you know, 37 followers
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on Instagram, so, you
know, super popular.
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She doesn't care.
Okay.
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NEAL:
And once we successfully
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put it back in Ramona's bag...
Bye!
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...go through her data,
cancel her orders,
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and later, Cooper will call
to contact her clients.
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Well, I am sorry
to hear that they canceled,
246
00:08:51,899 --> 00:08:53,599
but we have a vehicle
in the area
247
00:08:53,634 --> 00:08:56,274
which could get our product
to you, uh, within the hour.
248
00:08:56,303 --> 00:08:57,543
(laughs)
249
00:08:57,571 --> 00:08:59,041
All right, thanks so much.
Bye-bye.
250
00:08:59,072 --> 00:09:00,442
Oh, yeah.
Mm. Can you believe it?
251
00:09:00,473 --> 00:09:01,883
Your plan worked.
252
00:09:01,909 --> 00:09:03,739
Yeah, Cooper,
I can believe it.
253
00:09:03,777 --> 00:09:05,047
(like deGrasse Tyson):
Can you believe
254
00:09:05,078 --> 00:09:06,878
that our nearest star,
Alpha Centauri,
255
00:09:06,914 --> 00:09:08,624
is only four light-years away?
256
00:09:08,649 --> 00:09:10,049
Can I just say,
I am really enjoying
257
00:09:10,083 --> 00:09:11,523
your Neil deGrasse Tyson.
258
00:09:11,551 --> 00:09:13,291
It is fun and informative.
259
00:09:13,320 --> 00:09:16,290
You know what else is fun?
The Milky Way.
260
00:09:16,323 --> 00:09:19,233
(laughs)
No, you already
used that one.
261
00:09:19,259 --> 00:09:20,589
Pluto is one-third water.
262
00:09:20,628 --> 00:09:21,898
There he is!
263
00:09:21,929 --> 00:09:24,329
(crowd chatter)
264
00:09:28,235 --> 00:09:30,535
This fancy hotel looks a lot
like a biker bar.
265
00:09:30,570 --> 00:09:32,640
It's like an episode of Sons of
Anarchy that doesn't end well.
266
00:09:32,673 --> 00:09:35,243
BARRY:
I'm pretty sure there is no
episodes of Sons of Anarchy
267
00:09:35,275 --> 00:09:37,075
that ends well.
I'm telling you,
this is the address
268
00:09:37,110 --> 00:09:39,450
listed on Ramona's
work order.
(phone ringing)
269
00:09:39,479 --> 00:09:40,909
This is Cooper.
270
00:09:40,948 --> 00:09:42,818
Hey, Cooper.
This is Ramona Miller.
271
00:09:42,850 --> 00:09:44,580
I'm actually...
COOPER:
The President
272
00:09:44,618 --> 00:09:47,118
and CEO of HangEnder.
I know exactly who...
Who I am?
273
00:09:47,154 --> 00:09:49,394
I know that you know, but here's
something you don't know.
274
00:09:49,422 --> 00:09:51,122
That order you took
from me was a fake.
275
00:09:51,158 --> 00:09:53,158
(scoffs)
What order?
Moron,
276
00:09:53,193 --> 00:09:56,303
give it up. I've been one step
ahead of you this whole time.
277
00:09:56,329 --> 00:09:57,629
You may be easy on the eyes,
but that doesn't
278
00:09:57,665 --> 00:09:59,325
mean that you know how
to run a business.
279
00:09:59,366 --> 00:10:01,326
First rule is, don't ever work
with your friends.
280
00:10:01,368 --> 00:10:02,768
Second rule is shut up.
281
00:10:02,803 --> 00:10:04,573
You're obviously flailing here.
282
00:10:04,604 --> 00:10:06,814
Let me put you out
of your misery and buy
your company from you.
283
00:10:06,840 --> 00:10:09,180
You didn't listen
to the second rule.
284
00:10:09,209 --> 00:10:10,809
(dial tone)
Hmm.
285
00:10:10,844 --> 00:10:12,584
We've been set up.
286
00:10:12,612 --> 00:10:13,852
Let's get out of here
before we get ourselves killed.
287
00:10:13,881 --> 00:10:15,081
Yep.
288
00:10:15,115 --> 00:10:16,475
(shoes squeak)
289
00:10:16,516 --> 00:10:18,016
That was a close one.
(chuckles)
290
00:10:18,051 --> 00:10:18,751
(chuckles)
291
00:10:18,786 --> 00:10:19,786
(gasps)
292
00:10:19,820 --> 00:10:21,690
BARRY: Ooh...
293
00:10:23,957 --> 00:10:26,957
Okay. Hi.
There's so many of you. Okay.
294
00:10:26,994 --> 00:10:27,964
Hi, guys. Hi.
Uh,
295
00:10:27,995 --> 00:10:29,125
okay.
296
00:10:29,162 --> 00:10:30,202
Hey, guys.
297
00:10:31,564 --> 00:10:32,804
What are you doing?
298
00:10:32,833 --> 00:10:34,803
They gonna kill us anyway.
299
00:10:34,835 --> 00:10:37,705
(grunts, groans)
300
00:10:37,738 --> 00:10:39,038
(shouting)
301
00:10:39,072 --> 00:10:40,942
(groaning)
302
00:10:40,974 --> 00:10:43,814
(shouts, grunts)
303
00:10:43,844 --> 00:10:45,684
He's not with us!
Sorry!
304
00:10:51,351 --> 00:10:53,621
My mustache fell off when they
threw me through that window.
305
00:10:53,653 --> 00:10:56,023
Mercury has... Damn!
306
00:10:56,056 --> 00:10:58,686
All my space facts are gone,
Neal!
307
00:11:00,160 --> 00:11:01,490
Okay. Tell me everything.
308
00:11:01,528 --> 00:11:02,728
Did you rub it in
Ramona's face yet?
309
00:11:02,763 --> 00:11:04,503
Uh,
things didn't exactly work out.
310
00:11:04,531 --> 00:11:07,801
Ramona tricked us into going
to a biker bar, and...
311
00:11:07,835 --> 00:11:10,295
Come on, Cooper. Tell everybody
what you're really thinking.
312
00:11:10,337 --> 00:11:12,667
What am I really thinking?
"Uh, the reason I don't listen
to your ideas, Neal, is
313
00:11:12,706 --> 00:11:14,666
"because the one time that I do,
we get outsmarted by a rival
314
00:11:14,708 --> 00:11:16,008
"and thrown through a window.
315
00:11:16,043 --> 00:11:17,683
"Maybe, Neal,
instead of complaining
316
00:11:17,711 --> 00:11:19,081
"that you don't get enough
credit, you should acknowledge
317
00:11:19,112 --> 00:11:20,712
"that I'm the brains
of the operation.
318
00:11:20,748 --> 00:11:22,818
Just sit your nerdy face down
in front of a computer!"
319
00:11:22,850 --> 00:11:25,750
Easy, Cooper.
"And you, you big bastard,
320
00:11:25,786 --> 00:11:28,256
get your ass back in the kitchen
and handle the product!"
321
00:11:28,288 --> 00:11:31,118
You know what, Cooper,
you've gone too far! I'm out!
322
00:11:33,193 --> 00:11:35,863
I hope you're happy.
I didn't even say anything.
323
00:11:35,896 --> 00:11:37,866
Okay, I don't even know
who's yelling at who here,
324
00:11:37,898 --> 00:11:39,398
but we need to focus on Ramona.
325
00:11:39,432 --> 00:11:41,002
So there's no truth
to what I said?
326
00:11:41,034 --> 00:11:43,404
Well, it was your plan.
But...
Oh, my God.
327
00:11:48,141 --> 00:11:50,741
Some words you can't
take back, Cooper!
328
00:11:50,778 --> 00:11:53,108
You have to go after Neal.
Don't you see?
329
00:11:53,146 --> 00:11:55,676
Dividing you guys like this,
this is exactly Ramona's plan.
330
00:11:55,715 --> 00:11:58,685
Okay. I think you're giving her
a little too much credit.
331
00:11:58,718 --> 00:12:01,418
Hey, Neal.
Oh, my God.
332
00:12:01,454 --> 00:12:02,564
I heard you're unhappy
with Cooper.
333
00:12:02,589 --> 00:12:04,459
Mm. Yeah, it's not going well.
334
00:12:04,491 --> 00:12:06,531
You should've heard the things
he said to me.
335
00:12:06,559 --> 00:12:08,199
You know that I think
you're incredibly impressive
336
00:12:08,228 --> 00:12:10,128
and that I value what you do.
337
00:12:10,163 --> 00:12:10,933
Thank you.
338
00:12:12,599 --> 00:12:13,629
What is it that I do?
339
00:12:13,666 --> 00:12:15,596
The viral marketing.
Your Web site.
340
00:12:15,635 --> 00:12:17,265
The entire database
you set up was brilliant.
341
00:12:17,304 --> 00:12:19,414
Your idea for Pajama Tuesdays.
342
00:12:19,439 --> 00:12:21,909
Full disclosure,
I just didn't feel like
wearing clothes that day.
343
00:12:21,942 --> 00:12:26,052
We could really use your skills
at HangEnder. And...
344
00:12:26,079 --> 00:12:28,719
this would be
your starting salary.
345
00:12:28,748 --> 00:12:31,148
I'm sorry,
is this some sort of joke?
346
00:12:31,184 --> 00:12:32,994
I mean, Cooper and I
are best friends.
347
00:12:33,020 --> 00:12:35,960
I'm not gonna let
one little petty f...
348
00:12:35,989 --> 00:12:37,989
(phone rings)
This is HangEnder.
349
00:12:38,025 --> 00:12:40,085
You've reached
Neal Fissley's office.
Oh, Louise?
350
00:12:40,127 --> 00:12:42,927
Can you confirm my
massage will be on a table
351
00:12:42,963 --> 00:12:46,203
and not one of
those airport chairs?
352
00:12:47,467 --> 00:12:49,467
And, uh, I'm out of lollipops,
353
00:12:49,502 --> 00:12:52,012
so... thank you.
354
00:12:52,039 --> 00:12:54,509
I can't let her get away
with taking Neal.
355
00:12:54,541 --> 00:12:56,981
I'll help you get her back,
but it could get ugly.
356
00:12:57,010 --> 00:12:58,950
(a la Sean Connery):
She pulls a knife,
you pull a gun.
357
00:12:58,979 --> 00:13:01,009
She puts one of yours
in the hospital,
358
00:13:01,048 --> 00:13:03,018
you put one of hers
in the morgue.
359
00:13:03,050 --> 00:13:04,780
Oh, I've been dying to use
that line from The Untouchables
360
00:13:04,818 --> 00:13:06,788
since '87. May not
have been worth it.
361
00:13:06,820 --> 00:13:08,520
It's not about revenge, okay?
It's about business.
362
00:13:08,555 --> 00:13:10,785
And if I want to succeed, I got
to beat Ramona at her own game.
363
00:13:10,824 --> 00:13:13,994
(a la Sean Connery):
Well, what are you prepared
to do, Cooper?
364
00:13:14,027 --> 00:13:15,797
That's not helpful.
Welcome to the Rock.
365
00:13:18,731 --> 00:13:20,871
Hello, Ramona.
Hey, Cooper.
366
00:13:20,901 --> 00:13:22,601
If you're looking for a job,
I'm afraid Neal's
367
00:13:22,635 --> 00:13:24,635
already hired an assistant.
That's not why I'm here.
368
00:13:24,671 --> 00:13:26,311
Oh, good, because
the girl who got the job
369
00:13:26,339 --> 00:13:28,639
is way more qualified than you.
If you're done,
370
00:13:28,675 --> 00:13:32,275
I have a little proposal
for you:
371
00:13:32,312 --> 00:13:34,112
you give me Neal back,
372
00:13:34,147 --> 00:13:36,117
and I'll forgive the attack
on my company and I promise
373
00:13:36,149 --> 00:13:38,389
I won't destroy you.
374
00:13:38,418 --> 00:13:41,388
Counterproposal: I keep Neal,
375
00:13:41,421 --> 00:13:43,621
bankrupt your company,
and you come back to my place
376
00:13:43,656 --> 00:13:45,826
and we get rid of
the sexual tension between us.
377
00:13:45,859 --> 00:13:47,359
Interesting idea.
378
00:13:47,394 --> 00:13:51,034
Let me consider/fantasize
about that for a second.
379
00:13:53,166 --> 00:13:55,066
(clears throat)
380
00:13:55,102 --> 00:13:56,672
Not gonna lie, that was amazing.
381
00:13:56,703 --> 00:13:58,643
But I still have to
reject your offer.
382
00:13:58,671 --> 00:14:00,641
That's too bad.
I have lots of mirrors,
383
00:14:00,673 --> 00:14:02,343
and I had a terrible childhood.
384
00:14:02,375 --> 00:14:05,845
Listen, Ramona, you have no idea
what you're up against.
385
00:14:05,879 --> 00:14:07,309
I think
I have a pretty good idea.
386
00:14:07,347 --> 00:14:08,547
You may have Neal,
387
00:14:08,581 --> 00:14:10,481
but I have a better product.
388
00:14:10,517 --> 00:14:12,887
And I still have Barry Sandel.
389
00:14:15,522 --> 00:14:17,392
*
(brakes squeak)
390
00:14:21,028 --> 00:14:22,598
Hi, Barry.
I wanted to discuss...
391
00:14:22,629 --> 00:14:24,999
Look, I know why you're here
and I'm not interested.
392
00:14:25,032 --> 00:14:27,002
But if you could just hear me
out for one second,
393
00:14:27,034 --> 00:14:29,444
I think...
It's my grandmother's sweat
and tears in this cure,
394
00:14:29,469 --> 00:14:32,109
okay? Literally. That's
the two main ingredients.
395
00:14:32,139 --> 00:14:33,839
Look, I know Cooper likes
to hog all the credit
396
00:14:33,873 --> 00:14:35,843
and he called me a big bastard,
but at the end of the day,
397
00:14:35,875 --> 00:14:37,335
we are still friends.
398
00:14:37,377 --> 00:14:39,207
Our break room has
a milkshake machine.
399
00:14:40,247 --> 00:14:41,707
(phone rings)
400
00:14:41,748 --> 00:14:43,918
This is HangEnder.
Barry Sandel's office.
401
00:14:43,951 --> 00:14:46,221
(laughs)
HangEnder rules!
402
00:14:46,253 --> 00:14:47,623
Totally.
403
00:14:47,654 --> 00:14:50,294
Louise!
404
00:14:50,323 --> 00:14:53,233
Why am I seeing the bottom
of my lollipop jar?
405
00:14:53,260 --> 00:14:56,360
Thank you.
COOPER:
All right, Josh,
406
00:14:56,396 --> 00:14:57,896
let's get ugly.
407
00:14:57,931 --> 00:14:59,901
Coyote ugly.
408
00:14:59,933 --> 00:15:01,903
It was on after
The Untouchables.
409
00:15:01,935 --> 00:15:04,095
Weird double feature.
410
00:15:04,137 --> 00:15:06,607
Starz is the best.
411
00:15:06,639 --> 00:15:08,009
All right, let's go.
Yeah.
412
00:15:13,680 --> 00:15:15,750
It's not gonna work.
We should've gone with my plan.
Oh, yeah. Three stink bombs
413
00:15:15,782 --> 00:15:17,752
and a "Ramona
Sucks!" banner.
414
00:15:17,784 --> 00:15:19,594
You know what, we'll do that
right after we TP her house
415
00:15:19,619 --> 00:15:21,649
and leave a bag of poo
on the front step.
416
00:15:21,688 --> 00:15:24,218
I love that. One tweak: fire.
417
00:15:24,257 --> 00:15:25,727
What's going on?
418
00:15:25,758 --> 00:15:28,328
Just whipping up tons
of the cure for Bev Con.
419
00:15:28,361 --> 00:15:29,901
It's a beverage conference.
420
00:15:29,929 --> 00:15:31,899
We already have a better product
and if we can outsell Ramona
421
00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:34,631
at Bev Con, her company
will be destroyed
422
00:15:34,667 --> 00:15:36,637
and our company's rise
will be documented
423
00:15:36,669 --> 00:15:38,809
in the next little-seen
Aaron Sorkin film.
424
00:15:38,838 --> 00:15:42,078
"Our company"? You're the
only one left in your company.
Okay,
425
00:15:42,109 --> 00:15:43,309
I don't need those guys.
I was doing everything anyway.
426
00:15:43,343 --> 00:15:44,513
I can't read
Barry's writing.
427
00:15:44,544 --> 00:15:46,654
Does this say "cinnamon"
or "cyanide"?
428
00:15:46,679 --> 00:15:48,519
You should probably
just assume cinnamon.
429
00:15:48,548 --> 00:15:50,418
Oh, oh, oh. Check it out.
* Dun, dun, dun
430
00:15:50,450 --> 00:15:52,420
Jelly beans.
431
00:15:52,452 --> 00:15:53,022
Oh.
432
00:15:54,988 --> 00:15:56,618
What's in this one?
433
00:15:56,656 --> 00:15:57,856
Gummy worms!
434
00:15:57,890 --> 00:16:00,090
Josh, can we just focus?
I need you to...
435
00:16:00,127 --> 00:16:01,827
chop up 400 onions
and then,
436
00:16:01,861 --> 00:16:04,131
uh, throw half
of them away.
437
00:16:04,164 --> 00:16:06,334
What?
It's Barry's process, so...
438
00:16:06,366 --> 00:16:09,636
Cooper, the reason you got
into this company is so
439
00:16:09,669 --> 00:16:11,369
you could build something
great with your friends.
440
00:16:11,404 --> 00:16:12,774
Maybe you should go
and apologize.
441
00:16:12,805 --> 00:16:14,035
It's too late.
442
00:16:14,074 --> 00:16:15,184
They made their choice.
443
00:16:19,312 --> 00:16:20,712
I came here because Cooper
is too stubborn...
444
00:16:20,747 --> 00:16:22,717
What?!
445
00:16:22,749 --> 00:16:24,119
(shouts):
I came here
446
00:16:24,151 --> 00:16:26,191
because Cooper is too
stubborn to tell you
447
00:16:26,219 --> 00:16:27,489
how much he needs you guys.
448
00:16:27,520 --> 00:16:28,690
And you need him.
449
00:16:28,721 --> 00:16:31,361
I don't need anything
except for my milkshakes
450
00:16:31,391 --> 00:16:34,231
delivered freezing cold!
451
00:16:34,261 --> 00:16:36,201
I'm talking 32 degrees
Fahrenheit, Scottie, okay?
452
00:16:36,229 --> 00:16:38,629
That's Fahrenheit!
453
00:16:38,665 --> 00:16:41,165
Son of a bitch.
Guys,
454
00:16:41,201 --> 00:16:42,971
Ramona doesn't value your ideas.
455
00:16:43,002 --> 00:16:45,312
She just brought you here
to undermine Cooper.
456
00:16:45,338 --> 00:16:46,368
I went and looked
at your offices--
457
00:16:46,406 --> 00:16:47,636
you don't even have computers!
458
00:16:47,674 --> 00:16:49,684
Yeah, 'cause our assistants
take dictation...
459
00:16:49,709 --> 00:16:51,479
of our lunch orders
460
00:16:51,511 --> 00:16:52,711
and our dreams
461
00:16:52,745 --> 00:16:54,305
and cool inventions
that we have.
462
00:16:54,347 --> 00:16:56,147
Hey, Kelly.
Nice to see you.
463
00:16:56,183 --> 00:16:57,323
Oh... (mocking gibberish)
464
00:16:57,350 --> 00:16:58,420
That's the spirit.
465
00:16:58,451 --> 00:16:59,891
Ramona,
Kelly seems to you think
466
00:16:59,919 --> 00:17:01,149
that we're just pawns
and that you actually
467
00:17:01,188 --> 00:17:02,918
don't value our ideas.
468
00:17:02,955 --> 00:17:03,985
That's ridiculous.
469
00:17:04,023 --> 00:17:05,233
Okay, name one of them.
470
00:17:05,258 --> 00:17:06,488
Um...
471
00:17:06,526 --> 00:17:07,826
Like the commercial we did
472
00:17:07,860 --> 00:17:09,200
about the girls in bikinis
473
00:17:09,229 --> 00:17:10,599
talking to girls in bikinis.
Bikini-bikini.
474
00:17:10,630 --> 00:17:11,900
No. That's terrible.
475
00:17:11,931 --> 00:17:13,831
I worked two days on that.
That was cream of the crop.
476
00:17:13,866 --> 00:17:14,996
Okay, fine, you're pawns.
477
00:17:15,034 --> 00:17:16,204
But you're
well-paid pawns
478
00:17:16,236 --> 00:17:17,366
with offices
and assistants.
479
00:17:17,404 --> 00:17:18,444
Kelly.
480
00:17:18,471 --> 00:17:20,511
(mocking gibberish)
481
00:17:20,540 --> 00:17:23,010
Due to recent events,
this milkshake has
become less delicious.
482
00:17:23,042 --> 00:17:24,382
It's still
a free milkshake.
483
00:17:24,411 --> 00:17:25,611
That's true.
484
00:17:25,645 --> 00:17:27,845
You guys are worse than Cooper.
What?!
485
00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:28,880
And he's the worst.
486
00:17:28,915 --> 00:17:29,845
Huh?!
Huh?!
487
00:17:29,882 --> 00:17:31,352
*
488
00:17:31,384 --> 00:17:32,524
NEAL:
Cures your hangover.
489
00:17:32,552 --> 00:17:35,122
BARRY:
Yes, HangEnder ends the hang
490
00:17:35,155 --> 00:17:37,085
in the hangover,
in the hangover.
491
00:17:37,124 --> 00:17:38,134
HangEnder! HangEnder!
492
00:17:38,158 --> 00:17:39,588
Hey, guys.
493
00:17:39,626 --> 00:17:41,386
You're doing great.
Just stay in Cooper's eyeline
494
00:17:41,428 --> 00:17:42,698
and remember...
495
00:17:42,729 --> 00:17:43,959
BOTH:
Don't talk to anybody.
496
00:17:43,996 --> 00:17:45,526
Don't touch anything.
497
00:17:45,565 --> 00:17:46,565
Perfect.
498
00:17:46,599 --> 00:17:48,569
Barry's Grandma's Hangover Cure
499
00:17:48,601 --> 00:17:50,871
is made from an age-old recipe.
500
00:17:50,903 --> 00:17:52,273
Comes straight
from a real grandmother
501
00:17:52,305 --> 00:17:54,565
who used to get hungover
quite a bit, so...
502
00:17:54,607 --> 00:17:56,307
Okay, just, uh...
503
00:17:56,343 --> 00:17:58,913
(people exclaim)
504
00:17:58,945 --> 00:18:01,545
So how many cases
you guys want?
505
00:18:01,581 --> 00:18:03,951
It's... I...
506
00:18:03,983 --> 00:18:05,623
Guys, I'm really going
to need you to step it up.
507
00:18:05,652 --> 00:18:07,092
We're working for free.
508
00:18:07,120 --> 00:18:08,920
And I'm drunk from the
hard lemonade booth.
509
00:18:10,590 --> 00:18:12,160
Would you like brochures?
(speaks indistinctly)
510
00:18:12,192 --> 00:18:13,762
You were right.
511
00:18:13,793 --> 00:18:15,333
I'll be right back.
512
00:18:16,629 --> 00:18:19,069
Hey, guys.
Just, uh, wanted to say
513
00:18:19,098 --> 00:18:21,428
that I should've given you guys
more credit for everything
514
00:18:21,468 --> 00:18:23,438
you did for the company,
and I'm really glad
515
00:18:23,470 --> 00:18:24,740
you guys landed somewhere great.
516
00:18:24,771 --> 00:18:26,241
Cooper, we're kind of
busy right now.
517
00:18:26,273 --> 00:18:29,013
Okay, understood. Just...
just as long as we...
518
00:18:29,041 --> 00:18:30,881
Call Scottie and set up
an appointment.
519
00:18:32,111 --> 00:18:33,611
(quietly):
Okay.
520
00:18:33,646 --> 00:18:34,846
RAMONA:
Everyone. (clears throat)
521
00:18:34,881 --> 00:18:36,921
Welcome, everyone.
522
00:18:36,949 --> 00:18:39,189
As you all know,
hangover cures are becoming
523
00:18:39,219 --> 00:18:40,689
a billion dollar industry,
524
00:18:40,720 --> 00:18:42,490
and we've got the best one
in the business.
525
00:18:42,522 --> 00:18:44,322
My wonderful team
has worked tirelessly
526
00:18:44,357 --> 00:18:46,127
to bring you
this incredible video
527
00:18:46,159 --> 00:18:47,259
that will introduce you
to our brand.
528
00:18:47,294 --> 00:18:49,104
COOPER:
A video?
529
00:18:49,128 --> 00:18:50,298
Oh, come on.
530
00:18:50,330 --> 00:18:51,630
*
531
00:18:51,664 --> 00:18:53,634
ANNOUNCER:
HangEnder was founded
by President
532
00:18:53,666 --> 00:18:56,366
and CEO Ramona Miller in 2011
533
00:18:56,403 --> 00:18:59,543
after a bachelorette party
gone wrong in Las Vegas.
534
00:18:59,572 --> 00:19:00,642
Oh, yeah, they're happy.
535
00:19:00,673 --> 00:19:02,143
HangEnder is made
She looks good.
536
00:19:02,175 --> 00:19:05,175
from only the freshest
and natural ingredients.
537
00:19:05,212 --> 00:19:07,052
Fresh berries, figs,
538
00:19:07,079 --> 00:19:10,049
pubic hair, filth from humans
and pig's poop.
539
00:19:10,082 --> 00:19:11,722
(people exclaiming, groaning)
RAMONA: What? Wait.
540
00:19:11,751 --> 00:19:12,621
What's going on?
541
00:19:12,652 --> 00:19:14,522
Ew!
542
00:19:14,554 --> 00:19:16,864
Ramona Miller does not care
about black people.
RAMONA: No!
543
00:19:16,889 --> 00:19:18,489
I love black people.
544
00:19:18,525 --> 00:19:19,485
What?
545
00:19:19,526 --> 00:19:20,826
Oh, that's not okay.
546
00:19:20,860 --> 00:19:22,460
Turn it off. Turn it off!
547
00:19:22,495 --> 00:19:23,655
NEAL:
And...
548
00:19:23,696 --> 00:19:25,766
(both yell)
549
00:19:27,200 --> 00:19:28,340
Hangover Cures for life.
550
00:19:28,368 --> 00:19:29,668
(whoops)
Move out of the way!
551
00:19:29,702 --> 00:19:31,042
BARRY:
Get out of here.
552
00:19:31,070 --> 00:19:32,870
It's the best.
That's right.
553
00:19:32,905 --> 00:19:34,065
Who came up with that?
554
00:19:34,106 --> 00:19:35,306
What are you talking about?
We did.
555
00:19:35,342 --> 00:19:36,542
Of course you did.
556
00:19:36,576 --> 00:19:37,736
That was a great idea, man.
That was amazing.
557
00:19:37,777 --> 00:19:38,847
All right, let's get
back to work.
558
00:19:38,878 --> 00:19:40,708
Let's get back to work.
All right.
559
00:19:40,747 --> 00:19:42,717
KELLY:
Yay!
560
00:19:42,749 --> 00:19:43,719
COOPER: You guys!
KELLY: Oh, hi. Come on,
come on, come on.
561
00:19:43,750 --> 00:19:44,820
Gather round, gather round.
562
00:19:44,851 --> 00:19:46,151
This has no pubic hair in it.
563
00:19:46,185 --> 00:19:47,485
No poo.
564
00:19:47,520 --> 00:19:49,920
(overlapping chatter)
565
00:19:52,024 --> 00:19:54,164
Hey, guys.
566
00:19:54,193 --> 00:19:56,433
I just wanted you to meet
my new best girlfriend, Renee.
567
00:19:56,463 --> 00:19:57,703
My name is Shawna.
568
00:19:57,730 --> 00:19:59,870
We have tons in common
569
00:19:59,899 --> 00:20:01,429
and we're pretty much
inseparable besties.
570
00:20:01,468 --> 00:20:02,938
Uh, you must be Josh.
571
00:20:02,969 --> 00:20:05,169
LESLIE:
No. No that one. Kelly.
572
00:20:05,204 --> 00:20:07,844
Did you meet Renee?
Look at her.
573
00:20:07,874 --> 00:20:09,684
You're so lucky.
Ramona turned out to be,
574
00:20:09,709 --> 00:20:11,379
like, a ruthless shark,
575
00:20:11,411 --> 00:20:12,751
but she got hers.
576
00:20:12,779 --> 00:20:14,509
So you and Ramona
aren't friends anymore?
577
00:20:14,547 --> 00:20:15,747
You're free to hang out?
578
00:20:15,782 --> 00:20:17,522
Yeah, of course.
Oh, cool.
579
00:20:17,550 --> 00:20:19,790
Renee, I'm going to have
to ask you to leave.
580
00:20:19,819 --> 00:20:21,989
It's Shawna.
Why are you still here?
581
00:20:22,955 --> 00:20:25,055
Girls can be so clingy.
582
00:20:25,091 --> 00:20:26,591
(laughs)
583
00:20:26,626 --> 00:20:28,126
So, working with friends...
584
00:20:28,160 --> 00:20:30,060
It can be hard
but it can be done.
585
00:20:30,096 --> 00:20:33,426
All you have to do
is admit when you're wrong
586
00:20:33,466 --> 00:20:35,196
and more importantly
than anything,
587
00:20:35,234 --> 00:20:37,074
admit when they're right.
588
00:20:37,103 --> 00:20:40,373
And don't let your pig bathe
in your hangover cure.
589
00:20:40,407 --> 00:20:42,167
And maybe don't own a pig.
590
00:20:44,677 --> 00:20:46,407
Ramona.
591
00:20:46,446 --> 00:20:48,976
Are you, uh, here to apply
for the bartender position?
592
00:20:49,015 --> 00:20:52,445
No, I came
to congratulate you guys
593
00:20:52,485 --> 00:20:55,755
on Bev Con and to ask how
you'd feel about joining forces.
594
00:20:55,788 --> 00:20:56,758
Absolutely not.
What?
She's crazy.
595
00:20:56,789 --> 00:20:58,289
Welcome to the Rock.
596
00:20:58,325 --> 00:21:00,425
The bottom line is you guys
have the better product
597
00:21:00,460 --> 00:21:02,400
but you don't have the resources
to get it out there.
598
00:21:02,429 --> 00:21:04,929
I do and I think together
we'd be unstoppable.
599
00:21:04,964 --> 00:21:06,604
What do you say?
600
00:21:06,633 --> 00:21:07,833
I don't know.
601
00:21:07,867 --> 00:21:09,967
I have to ask my partners.
602
00:21:12,839 --> 00:21:15,069
So don't be afraid to team up
with the people
603
00:21:15,107 --> 00:21:17,137
you love the most,
because when it comes to work,
604
00:21:17,176 --> 00:21:19,676
it's always wise to keep
your friends close...
605
00:21:19,712 --> 00:21:21,582
Let's do it.
606
00:21:21,614 --> 00:21:23,484
Good call.
607
00:21:23,516 --> 00:21:25,886
...and your enemies closer.
608
00:21:30,056 --> 00:21:31,016
(crying)
609
00:21:32,058 --> 00:21:33,488
Yeah.
610
00:21:33,526 --> 00:21:35,056
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