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Hey, everybody.
Cooper Barrett here.
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This week's topic-- money.
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Or more precisely, what to do
when you don't have any.
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For most
of your young adult life,
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you will be short on cash, and
that can be pretty discouraging.
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You may even find yourself
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in some
pretty desperate situations.
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Give me all your money.
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Don't hurt us,
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Paula Abdul!
Trust me,
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this will eventually make sense.
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My name is Cooper Barrett.
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And my friends and I are here
to mess up our lives
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so you don't have to.
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(rock music playing)
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JOSH:
Wow, this place is embarrassing.
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I feel like I'm
in a Whitesnake video.
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Let's get out of here.
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We haven't even talked
to no ladies yet.
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That's because you're huddled
around like Japanese monkeys.
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What is this,
a Sadie Hawkins dance?
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Sadie who? Man, I don't
understand half the stuff
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you be sayin'.
Look, Josh,
you don't get it.
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First, we kick back and act
like we don't need the ladies.
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Yeah, then we make a little
eye contact, sashay over and--
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And I'm like, "What's up, girl?
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Do you collect candles
and vinyl figurines?"
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And she's like,
"Yeah. Let's get married!"
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I'm like, "Okay, I guess,
if you wanna."
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No.
No, not happening.
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COOPER: Do not say that.
BARRY: We ain't saying that.
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I got this.
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You guys want to chip in or...?
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Nah, you got it.
No, we're...
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All right, well,
I'm out of here.
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I suggest you guys follow, okay?
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You guys have a business to run.
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You got it.
Right behind you, brother.
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Night-night.
Give me some room,
give me some room.
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What do you guys say,
one more?
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The night is young.
Hell, yeah, one more.
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WOMAN: Hey.
Hey.
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You're sexy.
'Cause I'm attractive.
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Do you guys want to join me
and my girlfriends in VIP?
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I love you.
What'd he say?
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He said he'd love to.
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Come on.
Here they come.
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* Gimme money, money
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* Yo, money, money, money...
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* Yo, money, money, money
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* Girls, girls, cash, cash
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* Dizzee diz, I keep
the money coming in *
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* £850 jeans covering my shins *
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* 'Cause my legs are skinny,
but my wallet ain't thin *
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* But every time I bust a smile,
it's a big money grin *
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* And I can't stop grinning
'cause I don't stop winning *
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* Everybody wanna bring it like
they knew me from beginning... *
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Okay, guys, I'm calling
dibs on the redhead.
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We have a real connection.
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NEAL: What connection?!
You just called her the redhead.
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Well, how am I supposed
to remember names?
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There are
so many of them.
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And they look so good.
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They're like giant
walking candy.
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That you want to spend the
rest of your life with.
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Okay, so I say we be gentlemen
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and let them all
have sex with us.
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Cheers.
Cheers.
Cheers.
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Sex.
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Okay, break.
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Where'd they go?
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(Cooper sighs)
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Whoa, $1,100?
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We had four bottles.
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Was it four?
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That's $1,400.
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Did I die?
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I feel like I died.
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This is declined.
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This is declined.
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And this is a Dave & Busters
membership card.
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Yep, been a member since 2003.
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Run that again.
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This 500's all
I have, dude.
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I'm not gonna be able
to make rent this month.
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Same, and we're still
400 short. Barry?
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Let me check my balance.
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(coins clinking, Barry grunting)
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$47 and six yen.
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All right, well, we got
ourselves into this.
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We can get ourselves out.
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Cannot believe
you guys got me out of bed
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at 2:00 a.m. to pay your bill.
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Sorry, Josh.
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Thank you, Josh.
Thank you, Josh.
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Yeah, yeah, get out of here.
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Listen, Coop, I can't
keep bailing you out
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every time you run up a tab
or you dent a car
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or you break a neighbor's window
with your BB gun.
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Okay, that happened
when I was ten. And 12.
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And 14.
It was Dad's fault for
buying me the damn thing.
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Yeah, well, I'm still paying
Mrs. Frank's medical bills.
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Look, I promise I will
pay you back the moment
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I get the hangover
cure off the ground.
Oh, yeah?
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Well, how's that going for you?
'Cause the way I see it,
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you're closing down a bar
on a Tuesday night.
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And you spent
all of your startup cash
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on a company banner the size
of a football field.
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Which is why Barry's no longer
in charge of purchasing.
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Look, I know I need to take it
up a notch, and I'm going to.
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Yeah, well, I hope so,
because this is
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the last time
I'm bailing you out.
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Okay, I don't
need you to.
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Fine.
Fine.
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Good.
Good.
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You're adopted.
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Listen, I'm sorry
about that one.
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I'm sorry, but I'm j...
Yeah, okay, let's do this.
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Yeah.
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I actually just joined
this adult kickball league.
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Shut up! I love kickball.
You do?!
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No, I... Well, I was one
of the founding members
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of We Do Kickin' Right...
BOTH: "The first all-female
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kickball team devoted
to straight ballin'."
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What?!
Shut up!
Come on!
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How did you even
hear about us?
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We stopped playing,
like, six years ago.
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You kidding? You
guys are legendary.
Oh, now.
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You beat Saved
by the Ball.
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Well, more like
"Saved by the Bushwhackers."
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(laughs)
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(mimics laughter)
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Oh, never mind him.
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He's never rolled the rubber.
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Yeah?
Pretty happy
about that.
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Oh, my God, okay,
I got to go.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah,
sorry, go, go, go.
Okay.
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What is Kelly doing here?
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Oh, she was nice enough to
babysit after Ramona canceled.
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And we just got
to chatting.
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Why didn't you tell me
we had so much in common?
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What? She's young and hip
and you're...
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so much more than that.
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(gasps) We could
be best friends.
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Okay, don't get too excited.
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Take a breath,
you're gonna freak her out.
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You know what,
you take a breath.
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I am killing it.
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KELLY:
Okay, I'm going.
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This was so much fun.
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Thank you so much.
Oh, man, it was so much fun.
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Thank you.
Oh, wait, let me pay you.
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Oh. All right.
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(laughing): I feel
like I'm paying you
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to spend time with me.
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You whore.
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(chuckles)
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Okay.
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Well, good night.
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(door opens)
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Yep, really killing it.
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*
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Know what, guys?
We need to prove
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to Josh
and all the doubters
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that we're serious about
making this company a success.
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All right, we have
an awesome product,
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a Web site ready to go.
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A giant-ass banner.
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Yeah, thank you, Barry.
And once we start
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making some sales, our money
problems will be solved.
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Okay, but rent was due
yesterday.
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We need some fast cash.
Aw, come on,
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that's crazy talk.
We've lived here for years,
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we've always paid on time.
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Virgil will give us some leeway.
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This next unit will be
available immediately.
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Don't worry about the furniture.
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It will be
in the garbage.
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*
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We may need some fast cash.
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(sighs) I can't move in
with my mom again.
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My new dad Kevin uses
my bedroom to make beer!
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Dude, why don't you
just hit up Josh again?
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He loves paying for you.
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He said, literally,
the opposite.
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No, besides, that would
be admitting defeat.
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All we have to do
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is massively grow
our business overnight.
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Any ideas how?
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I still got the phone number
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of that sports radio guy
I rear-ended last week.
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Mr. Cowherd,
we're a perfect fit.
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I mean, you have
millions of listeners...
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And we are in desperate
need of publicity.
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Can I just get my
insurance check, guys?
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There's no way that's
happening. But...
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maybe you could read
a commercial for us
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on the air!
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How 'bout I give you a plug
on my Periscope stream?
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That would be amazing.
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Okay.
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(phone blips)
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Hi, everybody!
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If you're like me,
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and you're being held against
your will
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by three overeager
millennials,
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call the police!
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How'd that work for you guys?
(nervous chuckle)
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Thanks for listening!
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Well, that went about
as well as I expected.
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I'm gonna go out and try
and scrounge up some money.
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Suggest you guys
do the same.
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(car horns honking)
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Yo, come to
the festival.
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COOPER: It's not just
a hangover cure, it's my dream.
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And it's an emerging
lifestyle brand
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that will appeal to an
incredibly valuable demographic.
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And your assets are an
old ice cream truck,
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a Web site that
has 12 hits,
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and the world's
largest banner?
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And a dream.
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Put-put... put down "dream."
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Dream.
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So, uh, how much do you think
you can lend me?
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How about zero?
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Seems low.
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Is that average?
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BARRY:
People, wake up!
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Two for one, two for one
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on Barry's Grandma's
Hangover Cure!
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It's like having
a second liver, okay?
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Come and get it!
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We got it on sale!
I'm here...
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I'll have two
Creamsicles, please.
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I told you, this is not
a ice cream truck, okay?
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This is for grown-ups.
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My dad drinks.
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This one's on the house.
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Two for one!
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Come on, we got
one sale off right now.
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I need two.
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Can I get another one?
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Thanks for seeing me, Mr. Borg.
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It's always an open door, Neal.
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You're one of
our best employees.
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Thank you.
Uh, that's actually
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what I wanted to talk
to you about today.
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I've worked at the company
for a very long time,
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and I've made a lot of money
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for us, and...
(sobbing)
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You're crying.
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(sniffles)
253
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I'm sorry, Neal.
254
00:08:43,290 --> 00:08:45,530
It's...
oh, just Sharon's left me
255
00:08:45,559 --> 00:08:47,859
and, uh, Mom's in the hospital.
256
00:08:47,895 --> 00:08:49,495
Twins really
need therapy,
257
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so the bills are piling up.
258
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Anyway, I've made a lot of money
for this company, and...
259
00:08:54,034 --> 00:08:56,904
This is awkward, but, um...
260
00:08:56,937 --> 00:08:58,507
do you think you could
spot me some cash?
261
00:08:58,538 --> 00:09:00,708
I'm really not
in any position...
262
00:09:00,741 --> 00:09:02,941
It's just so hard right...
263
00:09:02,976 --> 00:09:05,046
(inhales deeply, shudders)
Oh, God...
264
00:09:10,718 --> 00:09:13,088
(sobbing)
265
00:09:13,120 --> 00:09:15,020
God bless you, Neal.
266
00:09:15,055 --> 00:09:18,785
I meant to call her a whore,
not... a whore.
267
00:09:18,826 --> 00:09:20,726
Do you think
she took it the wrong way?
268
00:09:20,761 --> 00:09:22,301
I don't know, but why don't we
269
00:09:22,329 --> 00:09:23,759
talk about it
for another nine hours?
270
00:09:23,797 --> 00:09:25,397
I need to find out
if she was offended.
271
00:09:25,432 --> 00:09:27,272
Well, she works
three blocks from here, sweetie.
272
00:09:27,300 --> 00:09:28,770
Just go talk to her.
No.
273
00:09:28,802 --> 00:09:30,472
I can't do that.
What if I make things worse
274
00:09:30,503 --> 00:09:31,743
by calling her a skank
or something?
275
00:09:31,772 --> 00:09:33,542
Okay.
276
00:09:33,573 --> 00:09:35,913
I have an idea.
277
00:09:35,943 --> 00:09:38,383
Why don't you just
forget about it?
278
00:09:38,411 --> 00:09:40,551
Or...
279
00:09:40,580 --> 00:09:42,620
(groans weakly)
280
00:09:42,650 --> 00:09:44,820
Thanks for getting me in
on such short notice.
281
00:09:44,852 --> 00:09:46,452
You were smart to see me.
282
00:09:46,486 --> 00:09:47,916
Your latissimus dorsi
is completely out of whack.
283
00:09:47,955 --> 00:09:49,155
Yeah, every day's a struggle.
284
00:09:49,189 --> 00:09:50,959
So, uh,
285
00:09:50,991 --> 00:09:54,901
Leslie really loved hanging
out with you the other day.
286
00:09:54,928 --> 00:09:57,328
You know, not everybody
gets her, you know,
287
00:09:57,364 --> 00:09:59,904
acerbic sense of humor.
Right.
288
00:09:59,933 --> 00:10:01,973
Oh, yeah, you got
a really big knot here.
289
00:10:02,002 --> 00:10:03,572
Yeah. Oh...
Look, I'm actually
really glad
290
00:10:03,603 --> 00:10:05,843
that you brought up
Leslie's sense of humor,
291
00:10:05,873 --> 00:10:07,243
because I just...
292
00:10:07,274 --> 00:10:09,114
I needed her to know that...
293
00:10:13,280 --> 00:10:14,410
Oh.
(door opens)
294
00:10:14,447 --> 00:10:15,417
Your 4:15 is ready.
295
00:10:15,448 --> 00:10:16,618
Thank you so much, Brinley.
296
00:10:16,650 --> 00:10:18,420
(door closes)
297
00:10:18,451 --> 00:10:20,421
She seems great.
298
00:10:20,453 --> 00:10:23,293
So, to recap, Virgil's
threatening to kill the power,
299
00:10:23,323 --> 00:10:24,863
I can't get a loan,
300
00:10:24,892 --> 00:10:26,592
and now we're also stuck
with the bill
301
00:10:26,626 --> 00:10:28,126
for your boss's
divorce lawyer.
302
00:10:28,161 --> 00:10:30,761
Yeah, but we're on
a payment plan, so...
303
00:10:30,798 --> 00:10:32,168
(chuckling)
304
00:10:32,199 --> 00:10:34,499
Once again,
Barry has saved the day.
305
00:10:34,534 --> 00:10:35,974
Never happen.
Once again?
306
00:10:36,003 --> 00:10:37,873
I found a way to solve
our money problems.
307
00:10:37,905 --> 00:10:39,705
Guaranteed cash,
risk-free, baby.
308
00:10:39,740 --> 00:10:41,880
(scoffs) Drug trials?
309
00:10:41,909 --> 00:10:43,039
BARRY:
What's so funny, man?
310
00:10:43,076 --> 00:10:44,636
I met this chill homeless dude
311
00:10:44,678 --> 00:10:47,148
down the street, and he just
told me he made $5,000.
312
00:10:47,180 --> 00:10:48,680
The only thing he had to do
313
00:10:48,716 --> 00:10:50,616
was take one pill
that made his toe fall off.
314
00:10:50,650 --> 00:10:52,320
Okay, hard pass.
We're not that desperate.
315
00:10:52,352 --> 00:10:53,692
BARRY:
Man, it's only one...
316
00:10:53,721 --> 00:10:55,621
...toe.
And Virgil killed the power.
317
00:10:55,655 --> 00:10:57,355
They pay cash up front?
318
00:11:02,930 --> 00:11:04,560
Perfect.
Money problem solved.
319
00:11:04,597 --> 00:11:08,137
And, minus rent and expenses,
we're even up 175 bucks.
320
00:11:08,168 --> 00:11:09,538
(grunts)
Yes!
321
00:11:09,569 --> 00:11:11,469
And we still have 30 toes
between us.
322
00:11:11,504 --> 00:11:13,644
31.
Have you guys seen this
list of side effects?
323
00:11:13,673 --> 00:11:15,513
"Sweating, itching,
hallucinations,
324
00:11:15,542 --> 00:11:17,012
hair loss, spontaneous
bruising of the..."
325
00:11:17,044 --> 00:11:18,514
Oh, relax.
The doctor said the drug
326
00:11:18,545 --> 00:11:20,375
would be out of our systems
in six hours.
327
00:11:20,413 --> 00:11:21,753
(bell dings)
328
00:11:21,782 --> 00:11:24,822
Besides, we probably got
a placebo.
329
00:11:24,852 --> 00:11:27,892
We definitely
got the placebo.
330
00:11:27,921 --> 00:11:30,361
I can't feel my face.
331
00:11:30,390 --> 00:11:32,060
(groaning)
332
00:11:32,092 --> 00:11:35,102
Ooh, that placebo got
some mean side effects.
333
00:11:35,128 --> 00:11:37,198
Can't hear you.
Too itchy.
334
00:11:37,765 --> 00:11:39,225
Guys...
335
00:11:42,903 --> 00:11:44,603
That's Paula Abdul.
336
00:11:44,637 --> 00:11:47,437
Oh, my God!
Whoa!
337
00:11:48,809 --> 00:11:49,909
(alarm chirps)
338
00:11:49,943 --> 00:11:52,013
She's a triple threat.
Guys.
339
00:11:52,045 --> 00:11:54,205
Why are we having a hard time
selling the hangover cure?
340
00:11:54,247 --> 00:11:55,847
Because modern capitalism
is a farce
341
00:11:55,883 --> 00:11:57,623
with only the illusion
of upward mobility.
342
00:11:57,650 --> 00:11:59,450
Yeah, what he said.
Open your eyes, Coop.
343
00:11:59,486 --> 00:12:01,886
No. Because we haven't built
any product awareness.
344
00:12:01,922 --> 00:12:03,762
And I'm about to change that.
345
00:12:06,293 --> 00:12:08,463
Ms. Abdul. Sorry to bother you.
346
00:12:08,495 --> 00:12:10,255
May I have a moment
of your time?
What's this?
347
00:12:10,297 --> 00:12:12,027
This is $7 billion.
348
00:12:12,065 --> 00:12:13,365
See, back in 1984,
the soft drink market
349
00:12:13,400 --> 00:12:15,040
had three categories:
350
00:12:15,068 --> 00:12:16,368
water, juice and soda.
351
00:12:16,403 --> 00:12:17,813
I like the label.
352
00:12:17,838 --> 00:12:19,238
That's my grandma.
I did the clip art.
353
00:12:19,272 --> 00:12:20,772
See, this is the next
seismic shift
354
00:12:20,808 --> 00:12:22,938
in the beverage industry,
and we want to offer you
355
00:12:22,976 --> 00:12:25,276
the chance to get in
on the ground floor.
356
00:12:28,281 --> 00:12:29,581
You know what?
357
00:12:29,616 --> 00:12:30,716
I'm in.
358
00:12:30,750 --> 00:12:34,290
(cheering and whooping)
359
00:12:35,322 --> 00:12:36,492
Guys.
Hmm?
360
00:12:36,523 --> 00:12:37,763
You're very sweaty.
361
00:12:37,791 --> 00:12:38,961
Sorry.
Sorry.
362
00:12:38,992 --> 00:12:40,762
Hey. How'd it go?
363
00:12:40,794 --> 00:12:42,964
Was she offended?
Was Kelly offended?
Oh, uh, uh...
364
00:12:42,996 --> 00:12:45,326
yeah, we, uh... yeah, we...
we started to talk about it.
365
00:12:45,365 --> 00:12:47,125
Okay.
Uh, you know, touched on it.
366
00:12:47,167 --> 00:12:49,267
Good.
Brushed up against it.
367
00:12:49,302 --> 00:12:51,272
Okay.
Uh...
368
00:12:51,304 --> 00:12:55,084
and then, you know,
it just got a little awkward.
369
00:12:55,108 --> 00:12:56,838
What is the use of you?
370
00:12:58,045 --> 00:13:01,175
We just need to all hang out
371
00:13:01,214 --> 00:13:03,984
so that she knows
I'm not weird.
372
00:13:04,017 --> 00:13:07,317
I'm gonna make that happen.
373
00:13:07,354 --> 00:13:08,694
(ringtone playing)
374
00:13:08,721 --> 00:13:10,121
Hello?
375
00:13:10,157 --> 00:13:11,957
Hey, girl.
376
00:13:11,992 --> 00:13:14,832
Uh, you've got Leslie
and Josh on the line.
377
00:13:14,862 --> 00:13:16,962
What... Ow!
What's up, Kelly?
378
00:13:16,997 --> 00:13:18,297
Oh, hey, guys. What's up?
379
00:13:18,331 --> 00:13:20,001
JOSH:
Hey, oh, uh, we were just, uh,
380
00:13:20,033 --> 00:13:22,303
saying how much we...
you know, we like you.
381
00:13:22,335 --> 00:13:23,935
Really like you.
382
00:13:23,971 --> 00:13:25,771
LESLIE:
And, um... and how much fun
383
00:13:25,805 --> 00:13:29,035
it would be if the three of us
got together.
384
00:13:29,076 --> 00:13:30,376
The three of us?
LESLIE: Yeah.
385
00:13:30,410 --> 00:13:31,610
Yeah, you come up
to the house,
386
00:13:31,644 --> 00:13:32,784
have a few drinks.
Yeah.
387
00:13:32,812 --> 00:13:34,212
LESLIE: No Gracie.
JOSH: Mmm.
388
00:13:34,247 --> 00:13:35,817
LESLIE:
Just pure adult time.
389
00:13:35,849 --> 00:13:37,279
And then just, um,
390
00:13:37,317 --> 00:13:39,787
unwind and see
where the night takes us.
391
00:13:39,819 --> 00:13:42,189
How does that sound?
392
00:13:42,222 --> 00:13:44,392
Different.
393
00:13:44,424 --> 00:13:45,734
Cool.
Yeah.
394
00:13:45,758 --> 00:13:47,228
That's dope.
Yeah, it's on fleek.
395
00:13:47,260 --> 00:13:49,060
LESLIE:
Okay, I'll e-mail you the deets.
396
00:13:49,096 --> 00:13:51,726
Okay.
(hangs up)
397
00:13:51,764 --> 00:13:53,734
That was weird.
398
00:13:55,068 --> 00:13:56,898
Not weird at all!
399
00:13:56,937 --> 00:13:59,707
* It ain't fiction,
you know it's a fact *
400
00:13:59,739 --> 00:14:02,539
* It's a fact *
* We come together
401
00:14:02,575 --> 00:14:04,905
* 'Cause opposites attract
402
00:14:04,945 --> 00:14:07,475
* Uh, two steps forward,
uh, two steps back *
403
00:14:07,514 --> 00:14:09,254
* Two steps back *
404
00:14:09,282 --> 00:14:13,192
* We come together
'cause opposites attract. *
405
00:14:13,220 --> 00:14:15,360
It ain't fiction.
It's a natural fact.
406
00:14:15,388 --> 00:14:16,758
There's nothing like
407
00:14:16,789 --> 00:14:18,559
Barry's Grandma's
Hangover Cure.
408
00:14:18,591 --> 00:14:20,091
Take it from me,
409
00:14:20,127 --> 00:14:21,257
Paula Abdul.
410
00:14:22,795 --> 00:14:24,525
Straight up.
411
00:14:24,564 --> 00:14:25,874
And cut!
412
00:14:25,899 --> 00:14:27,269
That was amazing, Paula Abdul.
413
00:14:27,300 --> 00:14:28,840
Who needs Josh's money?
414
00:14:28,868 --> 00:14:30,098
We got the money
from the trial to tide us over,
415
00:14:30,137 --> 00:14:31,437
and once this video gets out,
416
00:14:31,471 --> 00:14:33,211
we're gonna be rolling in it.
Yeah!
417
00:14:33,240 --> 00:14:35,610
That was great, Paula. Did you
want to try it another way or...
418
00:14:35,642 --> 00:14:37,182
Um, yeah.
419
00:14:37,210 --> 00:14:39,780
How about we try it like this?
420
00:14:39,812 --> 00:14:40,782
Whoa, whoa.
Whoa! Don't shoot!
421
00:14:40,813 --> 00:14:41,883
Give me all your money.
422
00:14:41,915 --> 00:14:43,175
Don't hurt us, Paula Abdul!
423
00:14:43,216 --> 00:14:44,576
(buzzer sounds)
424
00:14:44,617 --> 00:14:46,717
Why you keep calling me
Paula Abdul?
425
00:14:50,823 --> 00:14:54,793
Uh, Neal, what was that
third side effect?
426
00:14:54,827 --> 00:14:56,597
Hallucinations.
427
00:14:56,629 --> 00:14:57,859
Ah.
428
00:14:57,897 --> 00:14:59,267
So we just got a major
429
00:14:59,299 --> 00:15:00,529
product endorsement
from a homeless man.
430
00:15:00,567 --> 00:15:01,767
Sorry, boys.
431
00:15:01,801 --> 00:15:03,571
Desperate times,
desperate measures.
432
00:15:03,603 --> 00:15:05,273
Give me the cash.
433
00:15:06,339 --> 00:15:08,109
No. No, no,
no, no, no.
434
00:15:08,141 --> 00:15:10,381
Uh-uh. We got a contract
435
00:15:10,410 --> 00:15:13,650
that we signed today
at eleven forty-f...
436
00:15:13,680 --> 00:15:15,150
Oh.
437
00:15:17,584 --> 00:15:19,294
(sighs)
438
00:15:22,155 --> 00:15:24,255
* It ain't fiction,
you know it's a fact... *
NEAL: Oh, no.
439
00:15:24,291 --> 00:15:25,831
Oh, yeah.
440
00:15:25,858 --> 00:15:28,458
It ain't fiction,
it's a natural fact.
441
00:15:28,495 --> 00:15:29,895
You got to have
sex appeal
442
00:15:29,929 --> 00:15:30,929
when you're doing
these type of videos.
443
00:15:30,964 --> 00:15:32,234
He can shake his hips, though.
444
00:15:32,265 --> 00:15:34,595
Barry's Homemade
Natural Hangover Cure.
445
00:15:34,634 --> 00:15:37,004
Take it from me, Paula Abdul.
446
00:15:37,037 --> 00:15:38,067
You can't even see the label.
447
00:15:38,105 --> 00:15:39,065
That's true.
448
00:15:39,106 --> 00:15:40,066
(burps)
449
00:15:40,107 --> 00:15:42,607
Why did we all see Paula Abdul?
450
00:15:42,642 --> 00:15:44,412
That drug should not
be approved.
451
00:15:44,444 --> 00:15:46,114
I actually saw
Janet Jackson;
452
00:15:46,146 --> 00:15:48,446
I just didn't want to
say anything about it.
453
00:15:48,481 --> 00:15:50,181
It's a good thing
we're befriending the homeless,
454
00:15:50,217 --> 00:15:51,777
'cause they're gonna be
our neighbors soon.
455
00:15:51,818 --> 00:15:53,618
Virgil's threatening
to change the locks.
456
00:15:53,653 --> 00:15:55,093
Guys, I don't care
what my brother
457
00:15:55,122 --> 00:15:56,422
or some stupid
loan officer says;
458
00:15:56,456 --> 00:15:57,516
we're gonna get
this business going.
459
00:15:57,557 --> 00:15:58,527
I don't know, man.
460
00:15:58,558 --> 00:15:59,958
Maybe Josh is right.
461
00:15:59,993 --> 00:16:02,163
Maybe we're not cut out
to be entrepreneurs.
462
00:16:02,195 --> 00:16:03,855
Maybe it's time to
hang up my dreams,
463
00:16:03,896 --> 00:16:06,466
pick up the family trade,
and become a heart surgeon.
464
00:16:06,499 --> 00:16:08,799
HOMELESS MAN: Desperate times,
desperate measures.
465
00:16:08,835 --> 00:16:11,295
Well, before you do that...
466
00:16:13,306 --> 00:16:15,636
...I have one more idea.
467
00:16:15,675 --> 00:16:18,375
In the words of a homeless man
468
00:16:18,411 --> 00:16:22,221
we thought was a petite
early '90s dance icon...
469
00:16:22,249 --> 00:16:24,879
desperate times,
desperate measures.
470
00:16:34,594 --> 00:16:36,734
*
471
00:16:56,716 --> 00:16:58,146
COOPER (whispering):
Barry.
472
00:16:58,185 --> 00:16:59,645
All right, go, go, go.
473
00:16:59,686 --> 00:17:01,686
(indistinct radio chatter)
474
00:17:04,957 --> 00:17:06,527
COOPER:
Ready, go.
475
00:17:07,527 --> 00:17:09,227
Go, go, go, go, go.
476
00:17:10,297 --> 00:17:11,927
(grunts)
What are you doing?
477
00:17:11,964 --> 00:17:13,474
Go. Go, go, go.
478
00:17:17,737 --> 00:17:19,037
Go. Guys.
479
00:17:19,072 --> 00:17:20,872
COOPER: Come on!
(Barry shouting)
480
00:17:20,907 --> 00:17:22,837
BARRY:
Let's get this done!
481
00:17:22,875 --> 00:17:24,575
Why I got to carry
this big-ass bag?!
482
00:17:24,611 --> 00:17:26,281
COOPER:
Come on, Barry.
483
00:17:26,313 --> 00:17:27,783
(sobs)
484
00:17:29,316 --> 00:17:31,076
(sighs)
All right, Neal, let's do this.
485
00:17:31,118 --> 00:17:33,848
MAN (over video): ...very slowly
and carefully forced upwards.
486
00:17:33,886 --> 00:17:35,556
Eventually, the split...
487
00:17:35,588 --> 00:17:37,258
(Barry whooping)
488
00:17:37,290 --> 00:17:38,530
Oh, my God.
489
00:17:38,558 --> 00:17:39,388
(laughs)
490
00:17:39,426 --> 00:17:40,426
Can you rewind it?
491
00:17:40,460 --> 00:17:41,590
I missed this one.
(video rewinding)
492
00:17:41,628 --> 00:17:42,698
Right there! Leave it there!
(video playing)
493
00:17:42,729 --> 00:17:44,459
Just do it.
Just do what he's...
494
00:17:44,497 --> 00:17:46,197
...the barrel
suddenly being allowed
Go on. Go on.
495
00:17:46,233 --> 00:17:47,203
to rotate forward
very slightly...
Huh?
496
00:17:47,234 --> 00:17:48,204
(lock clicks)
497
00:17:48,235 --> 00:17:49,635
(both yelling)
Shh!
498
00:17:53,973 --> 00:17:55,613
No, no, no, just...
Where?
499
00:17:57,410 --> 00:17:59,980
NEAL: You got it, you got it.
BARRY: Ooh! Yeah!
500
00:18:00,012 --> 00:18:02,082
Go, go, go, go.
501
00:18:02,115 --> 00:18:03,575
(gate creaks)
502
00:18:03,616 --> 00:18:06,586
I mean, I-I lo... I love
Josh and Leslie, I do.
503
00:18:06,619 --> 00:18:08,789
But I can't believe
that they would go there.
504
00:18:08,821 --> 00:18:10,791
If they are going there.
505
00:18:10,823 --> 00:18:11,793
Because if they aren't
going there,
506
00:18:11,824 --> 00:18:12,794
then it'll be a lovely evening.
507
00:18:12,825 --> 00:18:14,125
But if they are going there,
508
00:18:14,161 --> 00:18:15,801
then it'll be
the worst evening ever.
509
00:18:15,828 --> 00:18:18,168
Well, maybe you should just
ask them, straight-up.
510
00:18:20,200 --> 00:18:21,330
Or...
511
00:18:23,703 --> 00:18:26,173
I hope you guys don't mind
that I brought a plus-one.
512
00:18:26,206 --> 00:18:28,306
Mm. Yeah.
Oh, of course not.
513
00:18:28,341 --> 00:18:29,581
No.
514
00:18:29,609 --> 00:18:30,739
The more the merrier.
Yep.
515
00:18:30,777 --> 00:18:32,277
That's what we say.
We do.
516
00:18:33,780 --> 00:18:36,180
Mm. Oh, need a little topper.
517
00:18:36,216 --> 00:18:38,316
Ladies?
Little more vino?
518
00:18:38,351 --> 00:18:39,791
(both chuckle)
519
00:18:39,819 --> 00:18:41,349
Got it.
Yeah.
520
00:18:41,388 --> 00:18:43,188
Now it's a real party.
521
00:18:43,223 --> 00:18:44,993
Party!
(giggles)
522
00:18:45,024 --> 00:18:47,434
(quietly): I told you.
It's weird, right?
523
00:18:47,460 --> 00:18:48,830
They're totally
hitting on us.
524
00:18:48,861 --> 00:18:50,161
Why did she
bring someone?
525
00:18:50,197 --> 00:18:52,097
She seems lovely, right?
526
00:18:52,131 --> 00:18:53,971
I think it's going well.
It's in no way awkward.
527
00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:55,440
I'm gonna ask her.
528
00:18:55,468 --> 00:18:56,798
They're totally
hitting on us.
529
00:18:56,836 --> 00:18:58,706
I'm kind of down with it.
530
00:18:58,738 --> 00:19:00,468
Brinley.
531
00:19:00,507 --> 00:19:02,007
I think you've
had enough.
532
00:19:03,910 --> 00:19:05,350
Okay.
Okay.
533
00:19:07,146 --> 00:19:09,116
So, Kelly,
534
00:19:09,148 --> 00:19:13,188
uh, we wanted to clear the air
about something.
535
00:19:13,220 --> 00:19:14,790
JOSH:
Yeah.
536
00:19:14,821 --> 00:19:16,491
We think you probably
know what it's about.
537
00:19:16,523 --> 00:19:17,493
There's something
between us,
538
00:19:17,524 --> 00:19:18,694
and I know
539
00:19:18,725 --> 00:19:19,885
you're feeling it, too.
540
00:19:19,926 --> 00:19:21,926
And we really like you.
541
00:19:22,929 --> 00:19:24,199
And we were wondering if...
542
00:19:24,231 --> 00:19:25,531
I don't want
to have sex with you!
543
00:19:25,565 --> 00:19:26,725
What?
What?
544
00:19:26,766 --> 00:19:28,296
I do!
What?
What?
545
00:19:28,335 --> 00:19:29,295
(ringtone playing)
546
00:19:29,336 --> 00:19:31,066
(clears throat)
547
00:19:31,103 --> 00:19:32,513
Okay.
548
00:19:32,539 --> 00:19:33,639
Oh, it's, uh...
549
00:19:33,673 --> 00:19:34,713
Hey, what's up, bud?
550
00:19:34,741 --> 00:19:36,311
Hey, Josh. What are you up to?
551
00:19:36,343 --> 00:19:37,913
Oh, uh, you know,
Leslie called Kelly a whore,
552
00:19:37,944 --> 00:19:39,314
I touched her boob.
553
00:19:39,346 --> 00:19:40,506
She doesn't want
to have sex with us,
554
00:19:40,547 --> 00:19:41,647
but I think Brinley's into it.
555
00:19:41,681 --> 00:19:42,651
What are you doing?
556
00:19:42,682 --> 00:19:43,822
Turn on the TV.
557
00:19:43,850 --> 00:19:45,220
(whispering):
I'm on the news.
558
00:19:49,422 --> 00:19:51,422
Here at
the DTLA Music Festival...
559
00:19:51,458 --> 00:19:53,528
Hey. Hey!
There you are!
560
00:19:53,560 --> 00:19:56,330
REPORTER: ...had broken into
the Pacific Metropolitan Bank
561
00:19:56,363 --> 00:19:58,373
and hung a banner from the top.
562
00:19:58,398 --> 00:20:00,268
I'll buy that product.
Yeah...
563
00:20:00,300 --> 00:20:01,330
Well, look at that.
564
00:20:01,368 --> 00:20:02,668
That is amazing.
565
00:20:02,702 --> 00:20:04,442
I think you're amazing.
566
00:20:04,471 --> 00:20:06,571
Oh, yeah. Brinley, sorry.
567
00:20:06,606 --> 00:20:07,936
This is not happening.
568
00:20:07,974 --> 00:20:09,084
Right?
569
00:20:09,108 --> 00:20:10,538
No, Josh, it's not happening.
570
00:20:10,577 --> 00:20:12,377
Yeah, that's what I told her.
It's not happening.
571
00:20:12,412 --> 00:20:13,582
(laughs)
You know what?
572
00:20:13,613 --> 00:20:15,383
Why don't,
why don't you come by.
573
00:20:15,415 --> 00:20:16,775
I'm sure
everybody at kickball
574
00:20:16,816 --> 00:20:18,716
would love to meet the woman
behind the legend.
575
00:20:18,751 --> 00:20:20,751
Oh! "The legend."
Okay, great.
576
00:20:20,787 --> 00:20:22,587
So we'll all meet
for kickball,
577
00:20:22,622 --> 00:20:24,092
as friends...
Mm-hmm.
578
00:20:24,123 --> 00:20:25,593
...and then we'll
grab lunch after?
579
00:20:25,625 --> 00:20:27,225
Yeah, I would love that.
Will Brinley be there?
580
00:20:27,260 --> 00:20:28,260
Uh, she will not.
581
00:20:28,295 --> 00:20:30,725
Good.
582
00:20:30,763 --> 00:20:32,303
(clears throat)
583
00:20:32,332 --> 00:20:35,032
Here is to my
not-so-little brother,
584
00:20:35,067 --> 00:20:36,797
whom I always
believed in.
585
00:20:36,836 --> 00:20:38,306
Smart move
putting up that giant banner
586
00:20:38,338 --> 00:20:39,738
at the music festival.
(phone chimes)
587
00:20:39,772 --> 00:20:42,382
Hey, we just got another order!
588
00:20:42,409 --> 00:20:44,579
Oh!
(all cheering)
589
00:20:44,611 --> 00:20:47,581
And, after rent
and the fine from the city,
590
00:20:47,614 --> 00:20:50,084
we should have enough
for Neal's boss's divorce.
591
00:20:50,116 --> 00:20:51,476
Yay!
OTHERS: Divorce!
592
00:20:54,454 --> 00:20:56,164
It's nice to have a little
scratch in your pocket, huh?
593
00:20:56,188 --> 00:20:57,558
Yeah. You want me
to get you a drink?
594
00:20:57,590 --> 00:20:59,560
Uh, maybe it's time
to, uh, start picking up
595
00:20:59,592 --> 00:21:01,292
Mrs. Frank's medical bills.
596
00:21:01,328 --> 00:21:02,758
Absolutely. Will do.
'Cause...
597
00:21:02,795 --> 00:21:04,325
Remember what I said
at the beginning about
598
00:21:04,364 --> 00:21:06,774
not having enough money
and how discouraging it can be,
599
00:21:06,799 --> 00:21:08,229
how desperate it can make you?
600
00:21:08,267 --> 00:21:09,937
Embrace it.
601
00:21:09,969 --> 00:21:11,839
'Cause if you can,
that desperation can show you
602
00:21:11,871 --> 00:21:14,011
what you want,
what you're capable of,
603
00:21:14,040 --> 00:21:17,440
and, more importantly,
what you already have.
604
00:21:17,477 --> 00:21:19,607
Yo. Come on.
605
00:21:19,646 --> 00:21:21,246
Thank God we worked
things out with Kelly.
606
00:21:21,280 --> 00:21:23,250
Still a little weird.
Yeah, it is.
607
00:21:23,282 --> 00:21:25,182
On the bright side,
looks like these guys
608
00:21:25,217 --> 00:21:27,147
can finally stand
on their own two feet.
609
00:21:27,186 --> 00:21:28,486
WAITRESS:
Sir, the bill.
610
00:21:29,456 --> 00:21:30,616
Uh, bill? I already...
611
00:21:30,657 --> 00:21:32,827
Man, they got out of here fast.
612
00:21:32,859 --> 00:21:34,289
(sighs)
613
00:21:34,327 --> 00:21:35,727
I didn't bring my wallet.
614
00:21:38,798 --> 00:21:40,268
Yeah.
615
00:21:40,299 --> 00:21:41,829
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