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Here you go.
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Grampy puts chocolate chips
on my oatmeal.
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Well, he also puts
mayonnaise on pretzels.
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Let's not go by Grampy.
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Is your Wi-Fi working?
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Mm. Let's see.
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Googling "panda bears at play."
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So cute.
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Oh, so cute.
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Did you try turning it off
and turning it back on?
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No, I've never
used a phone before.
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Hey, don't be snippy with me.
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[exhales] Sorry, I...
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I've been trying to reach my
family in Kabul since I woke up,
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but no one is answering
their phone
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and no one is on Facebook.
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Did you check the news?
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I didn't see anything.
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Maybe they're just busy?
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No, no, the last thing I do
before I go to sleep
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is text them good night
and the first thing I do
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when I wake up is see
what they wrote back.
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But nothing today.
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Hey. Power's probably out again.
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That must be it.
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Uh, sometimes the whole city
loses power.
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Sure, like Texas.
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Sit tight. I'll get you
those chocolate chips.
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♪
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♪ Oh!
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You heard from
your cousin Zubair?
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No.
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Which is weird,
because he texts me every day
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to see if Lizzie
asked about him.
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Maybe we can do something
to take your mind off it.
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How about I skip school
and we go to the water park?
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Nice try.Or the movies.
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It's really whatever
Uncle Al wants.Okay...
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[chuckles]
You're going to school.
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You're being pretty insensitive.
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All right. Get out.
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If you change your mind,
drive back and honk twice.
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I'll meet you at the curb.
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[laughs]: Go.
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I'm really getting worried.
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Would you rather
take the day off?
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No. No, I... need to keep busy.
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Aw, damn it.
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What?
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She is not walking
towards the school.
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Hey, just so you know, I left
a message with a buddy of mine
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who works at the embassy.
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He's exposed to a lot
of top-secret information.
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Uh, is he in the CIA?
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No, he's in the mail room.
Works the paper shredder.
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What? They only shred
the important stuff.
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Well, thank you for trying.
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Hey, guys, looks great.
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Yeah, thanks.
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Uh, just make sure
the counter is level.
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Oh, it will be.
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I mean, flat.
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Not this, not this. This.
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Yes, sir.
We know what flat means.
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I own a lot of round items,
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so I'll know almost immediately
if it's not level.
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Don't worry. We got you.
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I'd like to tell him
where to put his round items.
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In his flat bottom?
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There you go.
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I think this is all of it.
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All of what?
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Tax receipts,
like you asked for.
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This is a bag of garbage.
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You said to save
all the receipts,
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I saved all the receipts.
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What was in here before--
salami?
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And the receipt
from the deli's in the bag.
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This one just says "Chanko."
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Oh, yeah, Chanko's the guy
who fixed our generator.
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Okay, how much did you pay him?
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Yeah, too much. It still goes,
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"ba-ka-da, ba-ka-da, ba-ka-da."
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Oh, what is this, gum?
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I get it.
You don't like my bookkeeping.
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What...
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"$38.72."
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What am I supposed
to do with that?
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Is it money you spent?
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Your cell phone password?
A nuclear code?
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None of the above, smart-ass.
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That's money that's owed me.
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You know Glenn Friscetti?Yeah.
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Yeah.
I helped him out.
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He went through a rough patch.
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Well, when will he pay you back?
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When he gets out of jail.
Duh.
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Still nothing?No.
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You need a break?
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I'll be fine.
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At least I can
fear for my family
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in the comfort
of Ohio's fanciest bathroom.
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How we doing?
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Good. Uh, got the marble
installed. Check it out.
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Okay, okay. It looks
good, looks good.
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Ooh.[hisses]
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Although it's a little
wonky over there.
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No, it's level.
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Yeah, I don't think so.
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This is passable.
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This is hard to look at.
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Yet all of us
are managing.
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[mouths]Do you see how weird
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this is?
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Uh, not really.
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That right there should be
a perfect 90-degree angle.
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Well, the counter is flat.
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It's the wall
that's not perfectly vertical.
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Mm. And whose fault is that?
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The dead guys who built
this house a hundred years ago?
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Okay, this is my nightmare.
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This is my nightmare.
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You and I have very
different nightmares.
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Okay...What's that supposed to mean?
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You know what?
I totally see it now.
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We'll fix it,
get it how you want.I hope so.
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Yeah. Okay.
Thanks for your input.
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What are you doing?
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There's nothing wrong
with this wall.
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I know. We'll just throw
some fresh paint on it,
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make him feel like
he did something.
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That guy does not deserve
this bathroom.
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He should take care
of his business in the woods.
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Hey, one more thing.
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Hey, hey, hey.
That's a $2,000 toilet.
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It's for my ass, not yours.
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Yeah, he's sorry.
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Don't speak for me.
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Fine, I'msorry.What are you sorry about?
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What do you got?
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Use the top-notch epoxy.
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I will know
if you cheap out on me.
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Goes without saying.And yet I'm saying it.
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What's wrong with you?What's wrong with you?
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Dude, I know
you got a lot going on,
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but you got to keep
your powder dry.
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My powder is very dry.
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This is his house.
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Okay, whatever he says,
the answer is, "Yes, boss."
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I understand.
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Good.
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What kind of an idiot
spends $2,000 on a toilet?
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I don't know.
Maybe he's from California.
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How's Richie Rich's
bathroom coming?
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Oh, it's fine.
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Only thing missing
is a helicopter pad.
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Boy, if you could sell
him on a helicopter pad,
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that would make our year.
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That is a very silly man.
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His soul is like a withered fig,
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and his arrogance will get him
sent him straight to hell.
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All righty. Hazel,
how was school?
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Yeah, did you stay?
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Why, did you get a phone call?
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Excuse me.
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I'm assuming he still
hasn't heard anything?
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No.
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Yeah, that's rough.
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Lived that a lot of years
while you were gone.
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Is there anything we can do?
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Pray.
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Hey.
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Hey.
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I got a Frisbee.
Want to play?
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I don't have time
for that right now, Hazel.
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Come on, it's important.
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How can that possibly
be important?
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My friend Isha said
that in ten years
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they're gonna have Frisbee
at the Olympics,
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and I'll never be good enough
to make the team.
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What a wonderful
and supportive friend.
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I want to get good
so I can rub it in her face.
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Throw it to me.
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Dad said you guys
used to play Frisbee
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when you were waiting
to go on missions.
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It's true.
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It helped take our minds
off of the danger.
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Are you doing this to get me to
stop worrying about my family?
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Maybe.
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But also because
I want an Olympic medal,
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and it's not looking
like I'm gonna make
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the women's basketball team.
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Was it hard for you when
your father was so far away?
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Sometimes I would have dreams
that he was home
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and I'd wake up and be sad.
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Yes.
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I have those.
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You know what helps?
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Frisbee.
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So, what is it you like
about this friend Isha?
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She wears a bra.
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Oh, good, you guys are here.
I was up all night worrying.
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Didn't get a
wink of sleep.
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I'm very concerned
about these faucets.
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Yeah, faucets are tricky.
Let's talk about it.
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I want them to have
a wow factor.
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If I was throwing a dinner party
and you came in here,
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would they make you go "Wow"?
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Oh, yeah. Definitely wow.
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Right, Al?Yes.
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Wow.
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I hope so. When I'm a guest
in someone's house,
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I always check out
their faucets.
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Tells you everything
you need to know about them.
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Well, we certainly are
learning a lot about you.
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I'm sensing a tone here.
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Maybe you're not taking
my concerns seriously.
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Oh, no. We are.
We really are.
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I'm not.
I'm really not.
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Well, you work for me.
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So my problems
are your problems.
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I don't think you know
what a real problem is.
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You coming at me, bro?
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Okay, let's all take a breath.
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My family is in Afghanistan,
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and I haven't heard
from them in two days.
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I don't know if
they're alive or dead.
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What the hell are they doing
in Afghanistan?
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That is where they live.Well, they shouldn't.
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What would you do
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if you didn't hear
from your family for two days?
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I'd do a backflip.
My family sucks.
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Your family sucks?Mm-hmm.
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What sorry excuse
of a human being
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would say that
about their family?
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You should be
ashamed of yourself.
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It is like you spit
into the air
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and let it fall into your face.
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Okay. Well, this has been fun,
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but you guys are fired.
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It hasn't been fun!
It hasn't been fun at all!
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So, wait,
you were the calm guy
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and Al was the one
who lost his temper?
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I know.
Weird, right?
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Like we switched bodies.
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Okay.
We've just got to find a way
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to break it to Dad
in the gentlest possible...
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ART: Morons!Good luck.
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Did Al tell the bathroom guy
to spit in his own face?
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Well, first of all...Aw, geez.
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The guy was a real jerk.
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Of course he's a jerk.
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Lots of rich people are jerks.
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How do you think
they got so rich?
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Al was just
standing up for himself.
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And don't worry,
I'll cover the loss.
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Oh? With what paycheck?
258
00:10:47,864 --> 00:10:49,257
The money comes
from the rich guy.
259
00:10:49,300 --> 00:10:51,389
I just touch it for a moment
before it gets to you.
260
00:10:51,433 --> 00:10:52,869
I'm really sorry.
261
00:10:52,913 --> 00:10:56,351
Yeah, well, "sorry"
doesn't pay the bills.
262
00:11:00,747 --> 00:11:04,141
Damn! Dad tore you a new...
263
00:11:04,185 --> 00:11:06,143
Hi, Dad.
264
00:11:10,408 --> 00:11:12,846
Hey, I brought you some...
Oh.
265
00:11:12,889 --> 00:11:14,891
Sorry.
266
00:11:18,503 --> 00:11:20,201
It's okay, I'm done.
267
00:11:21,724 --> 00:11:23,117
I made us some tea.
268
00:11:23,160 --> 00:11:25,119
Oh, thank you.Yeah.
269
00:11:29,471 --> 00:11:31,081
This smells like paint thinner.
270
00:11:32,604 --> 00:11:34,824
Sorry, that's mine.
271
00:11:36,870 --> 00:11:39,176
Mmm. Better.
272
00:11:39,220 --> 00:11:40,787
Mmm. Oh, yeah.
273
00:11:42,614 --> 00:11:45,487
I am so sorry I created this
problem for your family.
274
00:11:45,530 --> 00:11:46,662
Mm.
275
00:11:46,706 --> 00:11:48,055
This family
is all about problems.
276
00:11:48,098 --> 00:11:49,491
You're fitting in fine.
277
00:11:49,534 --> 00:11:51,362
I don't know
what happened.
278
00:11:51,406 --> 00:11:53,016
It felt like a short
circuit in my brain.
279
00:11:53,060 --> 00:11:54,452
I didn't even
recognize myself.
280
00:11:54,496 --> 00:11:56,019
You're under a lot of stress.
281
00:11:56,063 --> 00:11:58,195
No, I'm not.
282
00:11:58,239 --> 00:11:59,762
I'm in Ohio.
283
00:11:59,806 --> 00:12:01,764
I have never been safer.
284
00:12:01,808 --> 00:12:05,115
And you've never been
this far from home.
285
00:12:08,249 --> 00:12:11,034
I know it sounds crazy...
286
00:12:11,078 --> 00:12:12,993
but I think it was easier
to be in Afghanistan,
287
00:12:13,036 --> 00:12:14,734
where at least I knew
what was going on.
288
00:12:14,777 --> 00:12:16,997
If there was
a problem,
289
00:12:17,040 --> 00:12:19,695
I could do something.
290
00:12:19,739 --> 00:12:22,480
Here...
291
00:12:22,524 --> 00:12:24,874
I'm helpless.
292
00:12:24,918 --> 00:12:27,311
Yeah, I get that.
293
00:12:27,355 --> 00:12:29,879
I felt helpless
when I couldn't get you out.
294
00:12:29,923 --> 00:12:32,882
I can't imagine what it's like
for you and your family.
295
00:12:32,926 --> 00:12:35,798
All these thoughts keep
coming through my mind.
296
00:12:35,842 --> 00:12:37,669
What if Hassinais dead?
297
00:12:37,713 --> 00:12:39,019
What if my mother
is injured?
298
00:12:39,062 --> 00:12:40,368
What if something
happens to Wahid?
299
00:12:40,411 --> 00:12:41,456
Who will look
after his children?
300
00:12:41,499 --> 00:12:42,762
Hey, hey, hey, buddy.
301
00:12:42,805 --> 00:12:44,067
Remember
you always tell me
302
00:12:44,111 --> 00:12:46,287
there are no
"what ifs" in Islam?
303
00:12:46,330 --> 00:12:49,377
Everything is written;
nothing is a mistake.
304
00:12:51,335 --> 00:12:52,946
Thank you.
305
00:12:52,989 --> 00:12:55,165
That helps.
306
00:12:55,209 --> 00:12:56,819
Oh, good.
307
00:12:56,863 --> 00:12:59,866
'Cause I never found it that
comforting when you said it.
308
00:13:07,177 --> 00:13:09,005
Do you know I've never
gone more than a day
309
00:13:09,049 --> 00:13:10,746
without telling
my mother I love her?
310
00:13:10,790 --> 00:13:12,704
Wow.
311
00:13:12,748 --> 00:13:14,358
That's nice.
312
00:13:14,402 --> 00:13:17,231
Me and my dad just
punch each other in the arm.
313
00:13:17,274 --> 00:13:19,581
Same idea, but it hurts more.
314
00:13:22,714 --> 00:13:24,629
So this means
"I love you"?
315
00:13:24,673 --> 00:13:26,370
Yeah.
316
00:13:26,414 --> 00:13:28,329
So this means
"I love you more"?
317
00:13:28,372 --> 00:13:29,852
Ow.
318
00:13:29,896 --> 00:13:31,419
Ow!
319
00:13:32,507 --> 00:13:34,291
Okay, okay, we
love each other.
320
00:13:39,819 --> 00:13:41,516
I mean, am I right?
321
00:13:41,559 --> 00:13:43,126
Oh, yeah.
322
00:13:43,170 --> 00:13:45,825
Feel like I'm in
a carnival funhouse.
323
00:13:46,869 --> 00:13:49,785
Thank you.You know, this might
be an indication
324
00:13:49,829 --> 00:13:51,918
of long-term
structural damage.
325
00:13:51,961 --> 00:13:54,529
Wouldn't know for sure
until we open the wall up,
326
00:13:54,572 --> 00:13:56,748
but of course we're not
on the project anymore.
327
00:13:56,792 --> 00:13:59,969
No, you're not.
328
00:14:00,013 --> 00:14:01,797
If you're interested,
329
00:14:01,841 --> 00:14:03,320
I can take care of this myself.
330
00:14:03,364 --> 00:14:05,627
Have it done for you in no time.
331
00:14:05,670 --> 00:14:06,889
That might work.
332
00:14:06,933 --> 00:14:08,804
But if we do this,
I don't want to see,
333
00:14:08,848 --> 00:14:10,806
uh, Muscles and Mohammad again.
334
00:14:10,850 --> 00:14:13,113
His name's Awalmir.Yeah.
335
00:14:13,156 --> 00:14:15,811
Whatever. I-I really don't like
that Middle Eastern kid.
336
00:14:17,204 --> 00:14:18,553
Copy that.
337
00:14:18,596 --> 00:14:20,337
I know you think
you're doing a nice thing
338
00:14:20,381 --> 00:14:21,773
by giving him a handout,
339
00:14:21,817 --> 00:14:23,079
but it doesn't
really help anybody.
340
00:14:23,123 --> 00:14:24,907
He's a good kid.
341
00:14:24,951 --> 00:14:26,778
He was just having a bad day.
342
00:14:26,822 --> 00:14:28,345
Yeah, we all have bad days.
343
00:14:28,389 --> 00:14:30,652
No, you don't understand.
344
00:14:30,695 --> 00:14:33,089
I'm talking about
the safety of his family.
345
00:14:33,133 --> 00:14:34,482
Youdon't understand.
346
00:14:34,525 --> 00:14:35,918
That toilet washes my tush.
347
00:14:35,962 --> 00:14:37,702
The one downstairs doesn't.
348
00:14:37,746 --> 00:14:39,182
End of story.
349
00:14:42,229 --> 00:14:43,970
So we're not getting
that job back.
350
00:14:44,971 --> 00:14:46,798
Thought you were
going to handle it.
351
00:14:46,842 --> 00:14:48,670
I did.
Poorly.
352
00:14:50,367 --> 00:14:51,238
This is all my fault.
353
00:14:51,281 --> 00:14:53,109
I am so sorry, Mr. Art.Hey,
354
00:14:53,153 --> 00:14:54,676
you just sat on his toilet.
355
00:14:54,719 --> 00:14:57,070
I'm the one that tried
to put his head in it.
356
00:14:57,113 --> 00:14:58,810
[phone chimes]
357
00:15:02,989 --> 00:15:04,686
It is my sister.
358
00:15:04,729 --> 00:15:05,992
The whole city was blacked out.
359
00:15:06,035 --> 00:15:07,123
They're fine now.
360
00:15:07,167 --> 00:15:09,212
[phone chiming repeatedly]
361
00:15:11,214 --> 00:15:12,346
Everybody is safe.
362
00:15:12,389 --> 00:15:14,000
Oh, thank God.
363
00:15:14,043 --> 00:15:15,436
[phone chimes]
364
00:15:16,698 --> 00:15:18,743
My mother is
upset with me.
365
00:15:18,787 --> 00:15:20,267
[laughing]: Why?
366
00:15:20,310 --> 00:15:22,486
Apparently there was
a tornado in Oklahoma
367
00:15:22,530 --> 00:15:24,445
and she couldn't
get ahold of me.
368
00:15:24,488 --> 00:15:27,361
You really need
to send her a map.
369
00:15:27,404 --> 00:15:29,754
Excuse me, I'm-I'm going
to go call her.Okay.
370
00:15:33,062 --> 00:15:34,585
Don't we have family
in Oklahoma?
371
00:15:35,630 --> 00:15:37,414
Yeah, I'm sure they're fine.
372
00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:45,292
[Art sighs]
373
00:15:45,335 --> 00:15:46,902
What do you got on tap?
374
00:15:46,946 --> 00:15:48,991
The good beer
I usually hide from you.
375
00:15:49,035 --> 00:15:50,471
That's, uh...
376
00:15:50,514 --> 00:15:51,776
Thanks.
377
00:15:51,820 --> 00:15:53,604
How's Al doing?Ah, he's sleeping like a baby.
378
00:15:53,648 --> 00:15:55,476
The stress
knocked him out.
379
00:15:55,519 --> 00:15:56,956
Yeah, I'll bet.Yeah.
380
00:16:02,135 --> 00:16:05,442
So I want to talk
to you about something.[groans]
381
00:16:05,486 --> 00:16:08,054
Now what'd you do?
382
00:16:08,097 --> 00:16:10,230
Nothing. Nothing.
383
00:16:10,273 --> 00:16:12,667
It's just, uh...
384
00:16:12,710 --> 00:16:14,930
all that time
over there...
385
00:16:14,974 --> 00:16:16,366
I knew you were worried,
386
00:16:16,410 --> 00:16:18,760
but I don't think
I ever realized
387
00:16:18,803 --> 00:16:20,936
just how hard it must
have been for you.
388
00:16:21,981 --> 00:16:24,418
Ah, you made it home.
389
00:16:24,461 --> 00:16:27,029
That's all that counts.
390
00:16:27,073 --> 00:16:29,771
Yeah. Still...
391
00:16:29,814 --> 00:16:31,860
Look, son...
392
00:16:31,903 --> 00:16:35,995
sleepless nights are just part
of being a military family.
393
00:16:41,870 --> 00:16:44,829
I know we're not great about
saying things like this...
394
00:16:46,266 --> 00:16:48,442
I love you.
395
00:16:58,669 --> 00:17:00,062
[clicks tongue]
396
00:17:03,761 --> 00:17:05,328
Let's talk about work.
397
00:17:05,372 --> 00:17:06,590
Why?
398
00:17:06,634 --> 00:17:08,201
This becomes
a business meeting
399
00:17:08,244 --> 00:17:09,941
and Lizzie can write it off.
400
00:17:09,985 --> 00:17:11,030
[chuckles]
401
00:17:15,991 --> 00:17:18,733
Hassina, I would like you
to meet my goddaughter, Hazel.
402
00:17:18,776 --> 00:17:21,040
Hazel, this is
my sister Hassina.
403
00:17:21,083 --> 00:17:23,129
Hazel Jaan, hello.
404
00:17:23,172 --> 00:17:26,175
Oh, wow.
You look just like your father.
405
00:17:26,219 --> 00:17:27,524
Salaam,Hassina.
406
00:17:27,568 --> 00:17:28,917
Tsanga ye?Eh?
407
00:17:28,960 --> 00:17:30,701
Aw, Mashallah.
408
00:17:30,745 --> 00:17:32,181
You speak Pashto?
409
00:17:32,225 --> 00:17:33,704
HAZEL:
And a little Spanish.
410
00:17:33,748 --> 00:17:35,750
Siéntate
Hazel, silencio.
411
00:17:35,793 --> 00:17:37,926
That means,
"Sit down and shut up, Hazel."
412
00:17:39,971 --> 00:17:42,104
Okay, I have a really
important question for you.
413
00:17:42,148 --> 00:17:43,671
Where is your
brother ticklish?
414
00:17:43,714 --> 00:17:45,847
Do not tell her.
415
00:17:45,890 --> 00:17:48,980
Calm down, I won't tell her.
416
00:17:49,024 --> 00:17:50,373
Gotcha.
417
00:17:51,505 --> 00:17:52,941
You want to see
something funny,
418
00:17:52,984 --> 00:17:55,030
touch his foot with your foot
419
00:17:55,074 --> 00:17:56,205
and he will shake your hand.
420
00:17:56,249 --> 00:17:57,554
What? Why?
421
00:17:57,598 --> 00:17:58,773
Just do it.
422
00:18:03,169 --> 00:18:04,909
Hey, it worked.
423
00:18:04,953 --> 00:18:06,737
He is very superstitious.
424
00:18:06,781 --> 00:18:09,262
He thinks if he does not do it,
you will get into a fight.
425
00:18:09,305 --> 00:18:10,654
It is not a superstition.
426
00:18:10,698 --> 00:18:12,091
It is a real thing.
427
00:18:13,092 --> 00:18:14,963
Why are you teaching her
to cause trouble?
428
00:18:18,009 --> 00:18:21,274
Hazel, shake my hand.
429
00:18:21,317 --> 00:18:22,927
This is serious.
430
00:18:22,971 --> 00:18:24,538
I have lost friends this way.
431
00:18:24,581 --> 00:18:25,930
We're not going
to get into a fight.
432
00:18:25,974 --> 00:18:27,758
Yes, we are.No, we're not.
433
00:18:27,802 --> 00:18:29,543
We're in one right now.
434
00:18:29,586 --> 00:18:31,284
[giggles]
No, no, no.
435
00:18:33,199 --> 00:18:35,157
This is all your fault.
436
00:18:35,201 --> 00:18:36,854
Hey, you called me.
437
00:18:36,898 --> 00:18:38,465
[Al growls]
438
00:18:40,597 --> 00:18:43,557
So, are you seeing anybody?
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