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[ MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]
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>> Kove: TRENT, REPORT.
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HAVE YOU TAKEN OUT THE TARGET?
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>> Trent: NEGATIVE.
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HE'S GOT YOUR BURN BOOK, AND
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HE'S MOVING FAST.
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IF THAT GETS INTO THE WRONG
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HANDS --
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>> Kove: YOU DON'T HAVE TO TELL
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ME WHAT WOULD HAPPEN.
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THAT BURN BOOK IS WHERE I KEEP
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ALL MY PRIVATE THOUGHTS, MY
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INTERNET PASSWORDS, AND A LIST
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OF WHO'S COOL AND WHO'S A
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BACKSTABBING BITCH.
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ALPHONSE, DO YOU HAVE A SHOT?
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>> Alphonse: I CAN'T TELL THEM
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APART.
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THEY LOOK EXACTLY ALIKE.
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>> Kove: OKAY, THEN, SHOOT THEM
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BOTH.
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>> Trent: WAIT, WHAT?
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>> Alphonse: WHAT?!
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>> Kove: LOOK, SAM AND I CAN'T
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SIT AROUND LIKE ROSS WAITING FOR
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RACHEL TRYING TO FIGURE OUT
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WHO'S THE TERRORIST AND WHO'S
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TRENT.
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KILL THEM BOTH.
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WE'LL WORK IT OUT AFTERWARDS.
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>> Sam: WHY DON'T WE USE TRANQS?
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>> Kove: TRANQS?!
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DID RACHEL "USE TRANQS" WHEN
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ROSS CHEATED ON HER WITH THAT
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GIRL FROM THE COPY PLACE?
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NO!
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SHE KILLED THE RELATIONSHIP.
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DOESN'T MATTER IF THEY WERE ON A
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BREAK.
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RIGHT, S.A.M.?
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OF COURSE -- RIGHT.
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THAT'S TWO AGAINST ONE.
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ALPHONSE, TAKE THE SHOT.
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THAT'S AN ORDER.
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[ GUNSHOT ]
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[ GUNSHOT ]
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[ MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]
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>> * DIEGO
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* DIEGO-O-O
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* DIEGO-O-O
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* SAN DIEGO
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>> Sam: I ALWAYS SAID HE HAD A
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LOT OF...HANG-UPS.
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>> Kove: I APPRECIATE YOU
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TRYING, BUT IT'S NO USE.
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LET'S FACE IT.
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PUNS WERE TRENT'S THING.
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YOUR THING IS AWKWARD HUGS.
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>> Sam: HEY.
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UM, STILL NO SIGN OF EITHER
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BODY, HUH?
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>> Kove: NO.
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TRENT HATED THE IDEA OF A PROPER
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BURIAL.
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HE WOULD HAVE WANTED IT THIS
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WAY.
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HE ALSO SAID HE WOULD HAVE
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PREFERRED BEING EATEN BY RATS OR
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USED AS BONFIRE WOOD BY LOCAL
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HOBOS.
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THAT WAS HIS WAY.
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>> YOU'VE BEEN HACKED.
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YOU'VE BEEN HACKED.
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YOU'VE BEEN HACKED.
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>> Kove: OH, NO!
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WE'VE BEEN HACKED.
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>> Daisy: OH, NO. MY BAD.
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SORRY, THAT WAS JUST A FUNNY GIF
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I WAS WORKING ON.
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DO YOU LIKE IT?
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>> S.A.M.: WHAT IS HAPPENING TO
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ME?
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>> Kove: ROBOT S.A.M., THIS IS
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NO TIME FOR DANCING.
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>> S.A.M.: I SEEM TO HAVE LOST
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CONTROL OF MY FACULTIES.
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>> Daisy: OH, WAIT.
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YEAH, NOW WE'VE BEEN HACKED.
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>> SECURITY SHUTDOWN.
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>> Alphonse: OOH, ARE YOU
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WATCHING "THE MATRIX"?
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>> Daisy: NO, WE'VE BEEN HACKED
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AGAIN, AND BY THE LOCKS OF IT,
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THEY HAVE ACCESS TO OUR ENTIRE
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SYSTEM.
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>> KOVE'S BEEN A BAD GIRL.
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KOVE'S BEEN A BAD GIRL.
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>> Kove: WELL, ALL I KNOW IS
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THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH MY
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BURN BOOK BEING STOLEN AND NOT
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BEING RECOVERED.
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WE NEED TO FIGURE OUT WHO'S
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BEHIND THIS, WHICH SHOULD BE
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HARD, BECAUSE EVERYONE LIKES ME.
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>> Daisy: SO, UM, THIS MIGHT BE
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A BIT OF A BAD TIME [CHUCKLES]
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BUT I WAS WONDERING, DOES ANYONE
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WANT TO SEE ONE OF GADGET GIRL'S
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NEW GADGETS?
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HMM?
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IT'S A SNOW GLOBE THAT ACTUALLY
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SHOOTS BULLETS.
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>> Sam: A GADGET -- GADGET GIRL?
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WHO'S GADGET GIRL?
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>> Daisy: ME.
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ME. I'M GADGET GIRL.
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DID YOU NOT GET MY E-MAIL?
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I'M JUST TRYING TO DEFINE MYSELF
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IN THE WORKPLACE A LITTLE BIT.
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>> Alphonse: GET OFF ME.
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>> Kove: DAMN IT.
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DAISY AND HER GIFS.
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>> IT'S PRONOUNCED "JIFF."
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>> Kove: YOU!
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>> HELLO...MOM.
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>> Kove: [ SHOUTS ]
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>> Daisy: [ BREATHING HEAVILY ]
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GUYS, GUYS, GUYS, STOP!
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IT'S AN EMERGENCY.
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>> Alphonse: NOT NOW, DAISY.
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>> Daisy: NO, IT'S AN EMERGENCY.
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>> Sam: DAISY, I'M ABOUT TO BEAT
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ALPHONSE.
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GIVE ME ONE SECOND.
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>> Daisy: GO, GO, GADGET GIRL.
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[ GRUNTS ]
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>> Sam: WHAT?!
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DAMN IT!
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OKAY. ALL RIGHT. YOU WIN.
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WHAT'S SO IMPORTANT, DAISY?
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>> Daisy: [ Panting ] KOVE...
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KIDNAPPED...HACKER.
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>> Alphonse: USE CONJUNCTIONS,
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WOMAN.
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>> Sam: KOVE'S BEEN KIDNAPPED.
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YOU GUYS FIND OUT WHERE THE
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HACKER'S SIGNAL IS COMING FROM,
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AND I'LL GO TO KOVE'S HOUSE AND
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PRETEND TO BE HER NANNY SO THAT
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HER KIDS DON'T GET SUSPICIOUS.
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GOOD?
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OKAY.
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BREAK!
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>> Alphonse: WAIT.
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WHAT?
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>> Sam: OKAY.
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>> Trent: I GUESS THE REASON WHY
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I OWN A HYBRID IS BECAUSE IT'S
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LIKE SAYING "THANK YOU" TO
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MOTHER EARTH.
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>> S.A.M.: TRENT?
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>> Trent: I DON'T HAVE A
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SWIMMING POOL, BUT WHAT I LIKE
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TO DO IS FILL THE BATHTUB UP
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WITH WATER AND GO UNDERNEATH IT.
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IT'S LIKE A PRIVATE SWIMMING
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POOL.
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>> S.A.M.: TRENT IS ALIVE!
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>> Kove: [ GROANS ]
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>> RISE AND SHINE, MAMA.
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>> Kove: KATHLEEN.
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>> NO.
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IT'S GAIL -- YOUR ONLY DAUGHTER,
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GAIL.
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>> Kove: OH. RIGHT.
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GAIL.
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WHAT DO YOU WANT?
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DIDN'T I SEND YOU A CHRISTMAS
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CARD?
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>> NO.
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YOU DIDN'T.
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IT'S TIME YOU START PAYING
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ATTENTION TO ME.
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>> Kove: CAN'T YOU SEE I'M BUSY?
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WE'RE DEALING WITH A VERY
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IMPORTANT HACKER RIGHT NOW.
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>> I'M THE HACKER!
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>> Kove: VERY FUNNY, GAIL, BUT
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JOKES AREN'T YOUR THING.
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YOUR THING IS CRYING AND BEING A
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BABY.
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>> HOW DO YOU KNOW WHAT MY THING
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IS?
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YOU LEFT WHEN I WAS BORN.
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>> Kove: WELL, THAT'S WHAT I
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REMEMBER FROM THE DELIVERY ROOM.
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YOU WERE CRYING, AND YOU WERE
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BEING A REAL BABY.
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>> WHY DID YOU LEAVE?
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>> Kove: BECAUSE YOU WERE A
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GIRL.
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NOW I HAVE TWO BOYS, AND I
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COULDN'T BE HAPPIER.
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COULDN'T BE HAPPIER.
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>> [ GROWLS ]
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[ DOORBELL RINGS ]
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>> Sam: [ High-pitched ] HELLO.
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MY NAME IS MRS. SUGAR BLOSSOM.
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I'M YOUR NEW NANNY.
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WE'RE GOING TO BE THE BEST OF
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FRIENDS.
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DO YOU GUYS LIKE SINGING OR
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DANCING?
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>> MOM'S BEEN KIDNAPPED.
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>> GET THE GO BAGS.
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>> Sam: [ Chuckling ] NO.
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WE'VE ONLY JUST BEGUN.
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COME. IT'S TIME FOR A HUG.
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YES, THAT'S GOOD.
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[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLES ]
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[ SHOUTS ]
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WHAT?!
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[ GROANS ]
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[ GROANS ]
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NO! WHAT HAPPENED?!
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>> S.A.M.: THERE HE IS.
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>> Trent: I JOINED SAM'S CLUB.
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I MEAN, IT'S WORTH IT, YOU KNOW?
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>> S.A.M.: WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?
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I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD.
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>> Alphonse: NO, S.A.M.
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TRENT, THERE YOU ARE.
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I KNEW YOU FAKED YOUR DEATH,
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STARTED YOUR LIFE ALL OVER, AND
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WORKED AT MALL KIOSK SELLING
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PENGUINS.
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WE ALWAYS FALL FOR THAT.
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>> Trent: I AM NOT TRENT.
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I AM...GUY PERSON, ASSISTANT
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MANAGER OF PICK-A-PUFFIN.
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>> Daisy: NAME TAG CHECKS OUT.
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LET'S GO.
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>> Alphonse: NO, DAISY.
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KOVE'S BEEN KIDNAPPED.
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>> Trent: WHAT?!
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>> [ GASPS, CRIES ]
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>> Alphonse: LOOK, MAN, WE NEED
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YOU BACK.
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>> HEY, BABY. WHAT'S WRONG?
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WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
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>> Trent: LOOK, I LOVE YOU MORE
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THAN LIFE ITSELF, AND YOU'RE THE
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BEST THING THAT EVER HAPPENED TO
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ME.
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BUT I GOT SOME POOPY NEWS.
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YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO FORGET
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ABOUT ME FOREVER.
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>> WHAT?
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NO, THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE.
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YOU'RE EVERYTHING TO ME.
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>> Daisy: GADGET GIRL TO THE
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RESCUE.
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MA'AM, LOOK AT THIS.
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WHAT YOU JUST SAW, YOU ACTUALLY
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DIDN'T SEE.
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>> [ GROANS ]
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>> Daisy: NOW, WHO IS THAT MAN?
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>> GUY PERSON, MY FIANCĂ©.
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[ GRUNTS ]
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>> Daisy: SHE WON'T REMEMBER
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THAT.
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>> Trent: GREAT.
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WHAT WAS THAT?
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>> YOU'VE COMPLETELY FORGOTTEN
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ABOUT ME.
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I HACKED YOUR COMPUTER, AND I'M
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NOT EVEN IN YOUR ADDRESS BOOK.
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YOU DIDN'T EVEN WRITE ABOUT ME
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IN YOUR BURN BOOK.
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YOU ACT LIKE I DON'T EVEN EXIST.
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SO I MADE A PAGE ALL ABOUT ME.
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DO YOU LIKE IT?
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>> Kove: NO.
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IT'S DERIVATIVE.
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NEW SUBJECT -- WHAT IS THIS
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PLACE?
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>> OH.
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[ TELEPHONES RINGING, CHATTER ]
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WELL, WITH ALL THE HACKING AND
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THE STEALING AND THE PLANS TO
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KIDNAP YOU, IT BECAME A REAL
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CHORE WORKING FROM HOME --
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ROOMMATES.
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[ GAGS ]
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SO I GOT ONE OF THOSE
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RENT-AN-OFFICE FACILITIES.
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PLUS, I HAVE A SMALL ETSY
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COMPANY, SO IT'S A GREAT PLACE
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TO SHIP FROM.
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>> Kove: SO LET ME GET THIS
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STRAIGHT.
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YOU'RE GOING TO KIDNAP ME TO
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SPEND MORE TIME WITH ME?
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TAKE A HINT, SISTER.
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I'M JUST NOT THAT INTO YOU.
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>> WELL, MAYBE...
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I'LL JUST GET INTO YOU.
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>> Kove: [ CHUCKLES ]
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HOW ORIGINAL, AMANDA.
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>> AT THIS POINT, YOU KNOW IT'S
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GAIL.
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YOU'RE JUST MESSING WITH ME.
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SAY, "GAIL."
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[ BEEPING ]
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YOU KNOW IT'S GAIL.
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>> Daisy: KOVE'S DISTRESS SIGNAL
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IS COMING FROM INSIDE HERE.
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>> Trent: OFFICE BUILDING.
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I DON'T TRUST IT.
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TOO MANY PEOPLE PARKING IN
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DIFFERENT SPACES, NOTES UP ON
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THE WALLS, TOO MANY PEOPLE'S
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LUNCHES GO MISSING, TOO MANY
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WINDOWS, TOO MANY WAYS TO DIE.
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>> Daisy: WHICH MEANS YOU'RE
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GONNA NEED SOME HELP FROM
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GADGET GIRL.
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>> Trent: YOU'RE GADGET GIRL?
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I THOUGHT I KILLED HER IN 2010.
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WHAT THE HELL'S ALL THIS CRAP?
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>> Daisy: THIS IS A STAPLER THAT
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SHOOTS BULLETS OR A GUN THAT
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SHOOTS STAPLES.
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IT'S REALLY WHATEVER WAY YOU
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WANT TO LOOK AT IT.
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AND NOW THIS IS REALLY COOL.
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SO, IT'S A SCISSOR, BUT IT'S
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ALSO A GUN THAT SHOOTS BULLETS
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AND IT'S ALSO...
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A STAPLER.
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>> Trent: SO, WAIT, THEY'RE JUST
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ALL GUNS?
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>> Daisy: SO, THE, UH -- THE
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NEXT TIME YOU'RE IN A FIX, JUST
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CALL THE GADGET GIRL.
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>> Trent: I NEED A NICKNAME,
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THEN, I THINK, TOO.
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CALL ME PAUNCH.
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>> Daisy: WHY PAUNCH?
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>> Trent: I FEEL KIND OF
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PAUNCHY.
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PAUNCHY.
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>> Daisy: OH.
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>> Trent: SO, ACTUALLY, YOU CALL
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ME GADGET GIRL.
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>> Daisy: NO, YOU -- YOU CAN'T
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BE GADGET GIRL.
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I'M GADGET GIRL!
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>> Trent: YOU'LL BE PAUNCH.
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>> JUST TELL ME THAT YOU LOVE ME
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AND THAT YOU'RE PROUD OF ME.
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>> Kove: NO.
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I'M NEVER ONE TO CODDLE.
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>> THEN AT LEAST JUST TELL ME
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YOU'RE SORRY.
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>> Kove: AND IF I APOLOGIZE,
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YOU'LL LET ME GO AND GIVE ME
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BACK MY BURN BOOK?
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>> YES.
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AND THEN WE CAN GET A CHINESE
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CHICKEN SALAD AND PRETEND LIKE
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THIS WHOLE THING NEVER HAPPENED.
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>> Kove: NEVER!
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>> Trent: FREEZE! NTSF!
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THIS GUN MEANS WE NEVER HAVE TO
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APOLOGIZE.
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>> Kove: TRENT, YOU'RE ALIVE!
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>> Trent: YEAH.
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FAKED MY DEATH.
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>> Kove: JUST LIKE WHEN WE GOT
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OUR THIRD DIVORCE.
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>> Trent: IT'S AN OLDIE BUT A
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GOODIE.
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WHO THE HELL IS THIS?
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>> Kove: THIS IS GINA, MY
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DAUGHTER.
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>> GAIL! THE NAME IS GAIL!
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[ SCREAMS ]
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[ RIPS ]
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>> [ YELLS ]
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>> Trent: HE FAKED HIS DEATH,
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TOO?!
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DAMN IT, ALPHONSE.
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CAN'T YOU KILL ANYONE?!
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YOU'RE A TERRIBLE SHOT.
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>> Kove: GET HIM, TRENT.
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THAT'S IT.
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>> Trent: COME HERE!
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>> Kove: OH!
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YES!
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>> Trent: DAMN IT.
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THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A
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BULLET, NOT A STAPLE.
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>> WHAT THE HELL?!
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COME ON, GUYS!
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HOW ARE WE GONNA THROW FRANK'S
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BIRTHDAY PARTY IN THIS MESS?
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>> Trent: OKAY, LOOK, I CAN
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EXPLAIN.
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[ GUNSHOT ]
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>> AAH! GEEZ!
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>> Trent: THIS THING IS TRICKY.
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[ DOORBELL RINGS ]
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>> THIS SUMMER...
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>> Sam: [ High-pitched ] HELLO!
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[ SHOUTS ]
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>> ...BEING A WOMAN...
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>> Sam: [ SHOUTS ]
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>> ...JUST GOT NUTTIER.
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>> Sam: [ SHOUTS ]
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>> BECAUSE TO BE A LADY...
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>> Sam: [ SHOUTS ]
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>> ...IT TAKES BALLS.
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>> Trent: I GUESS, IF YOU WERE
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TO ASK ME, MY FAVORITE DESSERT
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WOULD BE MOCHI.
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IT'S FUNNY.
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IT'S LIKE KIND OF A-A DOUGH ICE
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CREAM.
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YOU KNOW, WE GOT A BUNK BED FOR
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THE SPARE ROOM.
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WE FIGURE THE GUESTS WILL LIKE
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IT.
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YOU KNOW, IT'S KIND OF FUN.
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IT BRINGS YOU BACK TO BEING A
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KID.
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I'VE BEEN JOURNALING A LOT,
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WRITING A LOT OF MY THOUGHTS
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DOWN.
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IT'S KIND OF LIKE MY OWN VERSION
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OF POETRY.
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I'M A TYPE OF GUY WHO SAYS,
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"HELL, EVEN THOUGH I'M AN ADULT,
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I'LL STILL EAT A FRUIT ROLL-UP."
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GOT TO SAY, CAN'T MISS MY
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KATHIE LEE AND HODA.
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[ Chuckling ] I MEAN, THOSE TWO
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ARE WILD.
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SO, I'M TAKING THIS SPIN CLASS,
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RIGHT?
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AND ALL OF A SUDDEN, I'M LIKE,
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"WHY DO THEY CALL IT A SPIN
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CLASS?
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THEY SHOULD CALL IT A SWEAT
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CLASS."
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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I'M JOKING, OF COURSE.
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IT'S A GREAT WORKOUT.
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