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>> Trent: THERE YOU GO.
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EVERY ENTRYWAY IN THE HOUSE IS
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COMPLETELY BOOBY-TRAPPED.
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IF THESE FOUR-LEGGED BEASTS
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ATTEMPT ANOTHER HOME INVASION,
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THEY'LL BE EXECUTED WITH EXTREME
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PREJUDICE.
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>> OOH. THANKS, BIG BROTHER.
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IT IS SO GREAT TO HAVE A MAN
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AROUND THE HOUSE AGAIN.
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>> Trent: DIDN'T YOU JUST FILE
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FOR DIVORCE A WEEK AGO?
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>> YEAH, EXACTLY.
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IT WAS, LIKE, SUCH A SAD SEVEN
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DAYS, SO I GOT TO GET BACK OUT
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THERE.
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SPEAKING OF, THANKS SO MUCH FOR
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WATCHING THE KIDS.
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YOU'RE SUCH A NATURAL WITH THEM.
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>> Trent: YEAH, I'M GOOD WITH
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KIDS.
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>> WISH ME LUCK!
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I'M GOING OUT ON THE TOWN!
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OH, WHO NEEDS LUCK...WHEN YOU'RE
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DESPERATE?
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>> YOU CAN COME OUT NOW.
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SHE'S GONE.
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>> Trent: WHAT'S THAT?
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>> HERE YOU GO, PAXTON.
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COME ON.
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>> Trent: WHAT THE HELL?
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>> PAXTON LOVE GOOBS.
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>> Trent: AN ILLEGAL ALIEN.
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>> BILLY PAXTON'S FRIEND.
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>> YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND IN THE
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WHOLE WORLD.
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>> Trent: AIDING AND ABETTING A
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TERRORIST.
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>> HELP PAXTON BRING PEACE TO
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EARTH.
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>> Trent: I BROUGHT A PIECE,
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TOO -- A PIECE OF MY MIND.
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AND IT'S TELLING ME TO GIVE YOU
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A PIECE OF MY GUN -- THE BULLET
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PIECE.
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[ SCREAMS ]
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>> NO! COME BACK.
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>> NTSF:SD:SUV::! NO!
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>> DIEGO!
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>> * OH-OH-OH, OH-OH-OH
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* OH-OH-OH, OH-OH-OH
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>> DIEGO!
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>> Trent: DAMN IT, BILLY, TELL
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ME WHO THIS MAN IS.
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>> THAT'S PAXTON.
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HE'S MY FRIEND.
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>> Trent: HE'S A TERRORIST!
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ARE YOU OR ARE YOU NOT IN A
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SLEEPER CELL?
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>> I HAVE A SLEEPING BAG.
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>> Trent: OH, YOU'RE SMART,
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RIGHT?
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YOU THINK YOU'RE SO SMART.
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WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE SUBJECT IN
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SCHOOL?
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>> SCIENCE.
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>> Trent: COULD HAVE FOOLED ME.
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I THOUGHT IT WAS TERRORISM.
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NOW TELL ME ONE THING -- WHAT
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ARE YOU PLANNING?
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>> WE'RE GONNA GO
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TRICK-OR-TREATING.
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>> Trent: YOU WANT TO GO
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TRICK-OR-TREATING?
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YOU CAN GO TRICK-OR-TREATING IN
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PRISON WHERE THE TRICK IS
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GETTING A SHIV AND THE TREAT IS
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POURING OUT YOUR OWN BLOOD.
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[ GLASS SHATTERS ]
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I'LL GO GET A DUSTPAN.
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[ DOOR SLAMS ]
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HE WON'T SAY ANYTHING, WHICH
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MEANS HE'S PROBABLY A TERRORIST,
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TOO.
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BUT WHAT CAN YOU EXPECT FROM A
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CHILD OF DIVORCE?
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>> Kove: CHILD TERRORISTS ARE
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THE WORST KIND -- NO MORALS,
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FUELED BY CANDY AND MOVIES ON
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THEIR iPAD.
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>> Sam: I DON'T THINK BILLY'S
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FRIEND IS A TERRORIST.
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HE'S AN EXTRATERRESTRIAL.
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>> Trent: I THINK YOU MEAN TO
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SAY AN EXTRA-TERRORIST-TRIAL
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>> Sam: NO, I DIDN'T.
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>> Kove: WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT
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ALIENS, SAM?
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>> Sam: WELL, I MEAN, I MINORED
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IN PARANORMAL STUDIES AT
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SARAH LAWRENCE, SO...
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>> Kove: ALIENS DON'T EXIST.
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THEY WERE MADE UP BY
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GENE RODDENBERRY SO INDOOR KIDS
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COULD HAVE SOMETHING TO LIVE
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FOR.
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ISN'T THAT RIGHT, E-CIGARETTE
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SMOKING MAN?
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>> Trent: LOOK, IF HE IS AN
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ALIEN, THAT MEANS HE'S FROM A
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DISTANT PLANET, WHICH MAKES HIM
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A FOREIGNER, HENCE A TERRORIST.
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>> Sam: SO, JUST EVERYTHING
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THAT'S FOREIGN IS BAD?
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>> Trent: THINK ABOUT IT.
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THEY DESTROY OUR STREETS WITH
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THEIR WOODEN SHOES, WRECK OUR
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SKYLINES WITH THEIR QUAINT
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WINDMILLS, AND DESTROY OUR APPLE
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PIES WITH THEIR SUPERFLUOUS
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CRUMB TOPPINGS.
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>> Sam: TRENT, EVERYTHING YOU
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JUST SAID SPECIFICALLY IS ABOUT
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THE DUTCH.
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>> Trent: WHO ARE FOREIGN.
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GAME, SET, MATCH -- TRENT.
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>> Sam: WAIT A SECOND.
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I JUST -- I JUST THOUGHT OF
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SOMETHING.
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YOU GUYS REMEMBER ABOUT SIX
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MONTHS AGO SOMETHING
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CRASH-LANDED IN THE DESERT JUST
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OUTSIDE SAN DIEGO?
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SEVERAL EYEWITNESS REPORTS
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STATED SEEING TWO SHORT HUMANOID
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CREATURES EXITING THE CRASH.
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NOW, OF COURSE, THE GOVERNMENT
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DENIES IT.
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MAYBE ONE OF THESE ALIENS IS
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BILLY'S FRIEND.
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>> THAT'S PREPOSTEROUS.
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ALIENS? COMING TO EARTH?
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TO WHAT?
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BE FRIENDS WITH US AND KEEP US
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COMPANY?
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THAT'S CRAZY TALK.
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ALIENS DEFINITELY DON'T EXIST,
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ESPECIALLY TWO OF THEM.
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I MEAN, WHERE WOULD A SECOND
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ALIEN BE HIDING OUT AND WHO
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WOULD KEEP A THING LIKE THAT A
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SECRET?
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EXCUSE ME.
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>> Kove: HMM.
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>> Sam: OKAY.
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>> EVERYONE OUT.
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OUT!
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GET OUT OF MY LAB.
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>> FREE ME!
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MUST GO HOME.
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>> OH, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
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YOU'RE MY FRIEND -- MY ONLY
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FRIEND.
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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>> LET GO, DAISY, PLEASE!
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>> OH, NO, NO, NO.
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YOU HAVE TO STAY WITH ME.
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NTSF DOESN'T LIKE YOUR KIND.
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THAT'S WHY I'LL PROTECT YOU.
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SHH, SHH, SHH, SHH.
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SHH, SHH, SHH.
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NOW, BE A GOOD GIRL AND PUT ON
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THIS PIRATE HAT.
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OOH! SHIVER ME TIMBERS!
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AYE!
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>> HELP!
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HATE DAISY.
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HATE DAISY!
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>> NOW GO TO SLEEP.
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>> [ GROANS ]
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[ Slurring ] HATE DAISY.
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[ LOCK ENGAGES ]
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>> Sam: HEY, DON'T YOU JUST LOVE
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HALLOWEEN?
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>> Trent: HATE HALLOWEEN.
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>> Sam: I CAN'T BELIEVE WE
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PICKED THE SAME COSTUME.
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>> Trent: THIS HOLIDAY'S GOT THE
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WORST THAT HUMANITY HAS TO
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OFFER -- CHARITY AND ALL THOSE
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WASTED EGGS.
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KEEP YOUR EYES PEELED.
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HEY! WHAT DO YOU GOT?
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WHAT IS THIS?
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>> LEAVE ME ALONE, KETCHUP.
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>> Trent: COME HERE. COME ON.
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WHAT DO YOU GOT?
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HE'S CLEAN, JUST FAT.
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THIS LITTLE TERRORIST COULD BE
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ANYWHERE.
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THAT'S BILLY'S HOUSE RIGHT
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THERE.
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WHEN HE GOES TRICK-OR-TREATING,
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I GUARANTEE YOU HIS TERRORIST
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FRIEND WILL JOIN HIM.
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>> MOMMY'S GONNA SEE IF THEY CAN
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FIND SOME NEW DADDIES AT THIS
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COOL WAREHOUSE PARTY.
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>> Trent: LET'S GO.
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>> YEAH, SO DON'T WAIT UP.
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>> * FRIENDS STAY TOGETHER TILL
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THE END *
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* EVEN WHEN IT GETS PAINFUL
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INSI-I-DE *
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* FRIENDS TILL THE E-E-E-ND!
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>> NEED WATER. THIRSTY.
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>> UGH, YOU'RE FINE.
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>> HATE DAISY.
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>> WELL, AREN'T YOU A GREENIE
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MEANIE?
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JUST A WEE GREENIE MEANIE.
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GREENIE MEANIE!
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LOOKS LIKE YOU NEED TO LEARN A
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LESSON.
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>> NO! DIDN'T MEAN TO UPSET.
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>> WELL, YOU DID UPSET.
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TIME TO GO BACK TO SLEEP.
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>> [ GROANS ]
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>> [ SMOOCHES ]
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>> Trent: KEEP YOUR EYES OPEN.
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HE'S GOT TO BE AROUND HERE
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SOMEWHERE.
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HEY!
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I'M ON TO YOU, PRINCESS.
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I'M WATCHING YOUR EVERY MOVE.
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>> BRING PEACE.
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>> Trent: DID YOU HEAR THAT?
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THERE HE IS!
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AAH!
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HEY, YOU.
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>> Sam: TRENT, DON'T HURT HIM.
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>> Trent: GROUCHO -- GREAT
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DISGUISE.
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HOPE YOU CAN GET BLOOD OUT OF
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IT.
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>> Sam: NO!
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NO, YOU CAN'T DO THAT.
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LET ME TALK TO HIM.
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I'VE WAITED MY WHOLE LIFE FOR
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THIS, TRENT.
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I INVENTED MY OWN ALIEN
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LANGUAGE.
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HE'LL UNDERSTAND.
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CHEE-KA-GO.
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WA-MEOW-MEOW.
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CHUGA-CHUGA-BOO.
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IT'S NOT AS INTUITIVE AS I
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THOUGHT.
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>> Trent: LET'S JUST KILL HIM.
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>> Sam: NO, TRENT.
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I WON'T LET YOU.
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COME ON. I'LL SAVE YOU!
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>> Trent: [ GRUNTS ]
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>> Sam: OFF THE SEGWAY, GOB.
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COME ON, GUYS.
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>> Trent: SAM!
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>> Sam: OH, MAN.
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CAN'T THIS THING GO ANY FASTER?
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>> Trent: LITTLE HELP?
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LITTLE HELP, YOU LITTLE
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TERRORIST!
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[ ETHEREAL MUSIC PLAYS ]
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>> Sam: THERE WE GO.
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WE'RE FLYING.
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WE'RE REALLY FLYING!
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>> WOW!
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>> Sam: IT'S AMAZING!
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WHAT? THAT'S IT?
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WE'RE LIKE A FOOT OFF THE
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GROUND.
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>> Trent: WHAT THE HELL?!
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IT SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING
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SLIGHTLY WONDROUS IS HAPPENING.
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>> MUST GET PEACE DEVICE.
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>> Sam: I KNEW IT.
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I KNEW YOU WERE A PEACEFUL,
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BENEVOLENT ALIEN.
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I CAN'T WAIT TO LEARN YOUR WAYS.
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OH, NO!
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>> Kove: APPREHEND THESE
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TERRORISTS.
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>> BILLY, NO!
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SAVE ME!
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>> Sam: WAIT, I-I HAVE SO MANY
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QUESTIONS.
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LIKE WHAT'S THE KEY TO RENEWABLE
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ENERGY?
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WHAT PLANET ARE YOU FROM?
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DO YOU THINK I COULD PULL OFF
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CORNROWS?
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>> [ MOANING ]
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>> [ COUGHS ]
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>> Kove: THEY BOTH SEEM TO BE
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GETTING SICK.
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>> Trent: WHO THE HELL PUT
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PLASTIC IN FRONT OF THE DOOR?
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SOMEONE SHOULD ACTUALLY CUT A
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HOLE FOR A DOOR IN THERE.
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ALL RIGHT.
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WHAT DO WE GOT?
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>> THE TOXICOLOGY REPORTS HAVE
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COME BACK.
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IT LOOKS LIKE THE CHILD
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INADVERTENTLY POISONED THE ALIEN
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THING BY GIVING HIM A BUNCH OF,
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UH, GOBBY GOOEY GUMDROPS.
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>> Trent: PROBABLY SICK FROM ALL
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THE FREEDOM IN OUR AIR.
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HE DOESN'T GET THAT ON HIS
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ILLEGAL, COMMIE PLANET.
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>> LOVE GOOBS.
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>> Trent: LOOK WHAT I FOUND IN
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THE GARAGE.
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LOOKS LIKE SOME SORT OF BOMB.
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>> Sam: IT'S NOT A BOMB.
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>> Kove: SAM, WHAT ARE YOU DOING
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HERE?
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YOU'RE SUSPENDED.
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>> Sam: YOU HAVE TO LISTEN TO
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ME.
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THAT'S NOT A BOMB, AND THIS
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ALIEN IS PEACEFUL.
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AREN'T YOU, BUDDY?
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>> Trent: WHAT DO YOU KNOW, YOU
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ALIEN SYMPATHIZER?
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[ PLASTIC RUSTLING ]
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>> OH. OH, A MUPPET.
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OH, MY GOD. ALF.
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REMEMBER?
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AH. OH!
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HEY, LOOK WHO I FOUND STANDING
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VERY MYSTERIOUSLY IN YOUR
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PARKING LOT.
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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>> Trent: I KNOW YOU THINK YOUR
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SON, BILLY, IS A SWEET LITTLE
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ANGEL, BUT HE'S ACTUALLY A
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LITTLE TERRORIST.
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>> OKAY.
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SO, CAN WE JUST DEAL WITH THIS
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TOMORROW?
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>> Trent: UH, YES.
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>> YEAH?
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>> Trent: RIGHT. YES.
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>> OKAY.
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GOOD. LET'S GO.
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OH.
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UM, DO YOU THINK HE LIKES WINE
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COOLERS?
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>> Trent: I -- DO THEY EVEN MAKE
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THOSE ANYMORE?
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>> I HAVE SO MANY STILL.
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>> Trent: I DON'T -- I DON'T
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KNOW.
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>> THE ALIEN'S CONDITION IS
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WORSENING.
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HE'S DYING.
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>> Trent: HE'S JUST PLAYING
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POSSUM.
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HEY! WAKE UP.
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HEY, HEY, HEY!
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>> PEACE. HEAL.
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PEACE.
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>> Trent: YOU FIXED MY TRIGGER
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FINGER.
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>> [ GASPS ]
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[ GUNSHOT ]
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>> Sam: OH, MY GOD!
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YOU KILLED HIM!
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>> Trent: NO.
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HE -- HE WAS ATTACKING ME.
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>> Kove: YEAH, I SAW IT.
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>> Trent: YEAH.
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>> NO!
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HE WAS MY ONLY FRIEND, AND NOW
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HE'S DEAD.
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NOW I HAVE NO ONE.
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>> I KNOW HOW YOU FEEL.
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BECAUSE I WOULD HATE TO LOSE MY
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BEST FRIEND, TOO.
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>> NO, DON'T HURT LILLY!
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>> Trent: WHAT THE HELL?!
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>> Kove: YOU JUST KEEP GETTING
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WEIRDER AND WEIRDER.
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>> Trent: YOU HAVE A TERRORIST,
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TOO?
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>> SHE'S NOT A TERRORIST.
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SHE'S A FRIEND.
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AND MAYBE MY FRIEND COULD HELP
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YOUR FRIEND.
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>> HEAL.
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HEAL.
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>> Sam: SEE?
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THEY ARE PEACEFUL.
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>> IT'S WORKING.
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>> PREPARE TO...
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>> DESTROY!
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[ SCREAMING ]
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[ BUZZING ]
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>> Kove: WE'VE JUST RECEIVED
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THIS TAPE.
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IT SEEMS THE ALIENS HAVE
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ACCEPTED FULL RESPONSIBILITY FOR
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THE DESTRUCTION OF THE
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GASLAMP DISTRICT AND HAVE
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PROMISED MANY MORE ATTACKS
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WORLDWIDE.
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>> Trent: TOLD YOU, SAM.
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"ALIEN'S" JUST ANOTHER WORD FOR
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"FOREIGNER," WHICH IS ANOTHER
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WORD FOR "TERRORIST."
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>> HOW'S BILLY?
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>> Trent: WELL, HE LEARNED A
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VERY VALUABLE LESSON -- ALL
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FRIENDS ARE BAD.
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WHICH IS WHY I DON'T HAVE ANY.
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>> NOW THAT WE DO KNOW SOMEONE'S
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UP THERE, I WONDER WHAT THEY
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HAVE PLANNED FOR US.
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>> [ High-pitched voice ] I
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WOULDN'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
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>> SECRETS, COVER UPS,
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CONSPIRACIES, LIES, AND
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CELEBRITY GOSSIP.
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WELCOME TO
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"UNCOVERED COVER UPS."
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MINISKIRTS ARE MAKING A COMEBACK
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THIS SEASON.
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IS IT THE WORK OF PARISIAN
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FASHIONISTAS OR IS IT...
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ALIENS?
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THE MAYANS PREDICTED THE BREAKUP
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OF MR. DANNY DeVITO AND
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MRS. RHEA PERLMAN.
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BUT WHO SHALL WE THANK FOR THEIR
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RECONCILIATION?
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WHY, MR. MICHAEL DOUGLAS, OF
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COURSE -- FAMED ACTOR, FAMILY
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FRIEND...
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AND ALIEN?
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ONLY YOU CAN BE THE JUDGE.
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BUT REMEMBER, WHEN YOU JUDGE,
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YOU BECOME ONE OF THEM -- A
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SASQUATCH.
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