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>> Kove: IF I'M READING THIS
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CORRECTLY, AND I AM, A LOT OF
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CHATTER SUGGESTS THERE'S GOING
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TO BE AN ATTACK ON THE PRESIDENT
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OF THE NAVY'S LIFE.
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>> Daisy: HE'S GIVING THE
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COMMENCEMENT ADDRESS AT THE
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UNIVERSITY OF SOUTHERN SAN DIEGO
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GRADUATION IN A FEW DAYS.
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HE'LL BE A SITTING GOOSE.
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>> Sam: WE COULD REALLY USE
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TRENT AND ALPHONSE RIGHT NOW.
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>> Trent: ALOHA.
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>> Daisy: TRENT, THANK GOD.
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>> Trent: DON'T THANK GOD.
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THANK PAKA'A, THE HAWAIIAN
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SPIRIT OF THE WIND, WHOSE GENTLE
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BREEZES I FLEW HERE TO SAN DIEGO
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UPON.
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>> Kove: TRENT'S BEEN ON
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ASSIGNMENT TRAINING KILLER
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DOLPHIN AGENTS IN MAUI.
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>> Alphonse: AND I AM ALSO BACK
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AND NORMAL.
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>> Daisy: WERE YOU IN HAWAII,
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TOO?
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>> Kove: ALPHONSE WAS ON A
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WELL-EARNED VACATION IN THE
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CAVES OF THE YEMEN.
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>> Alphonse: THE PEOPLE OF YEMEN
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ARE BEAUTIFUL, HOSPITABLE, AND
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KIND, AND THERE WAS NO
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REPROGRAMMING WHATSOEVER.
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>> Kove: TRENT, WE NEED TO
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SECURE THE USSD STADIUM FOR
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THEIR GRADUATION CEREMONY.
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>> Trent: WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
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NO CAN DO, LADY KOVE.
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THE WAVES ARE GNARLS BARKLEY,
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AND I GOT A KILLER DATE WITH
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THIS BOARD AND A BREW.
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>> Daisy: BUT THE TERRORIST
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THREAT!
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>> Trent: GOT ONE WORD FOR
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TERRORISTS...
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MAHALO.
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>> DIEGO!
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>> * OH-OH-OH, OH-OH-OH
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* OH-OH-OH, OH-OH-OH
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>> DIEGO!
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>> Sam: I DON'T THINK I'VE EVER
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SEEN HIM WEAR SHORTS BEFORE.
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>> Trent: * AND THE COCONUT SAID
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TO THE PALM TREE *
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>> Daisy: IT'S LIKE HE'S A
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COMPLETELY DIFFERENT PERSON, A
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POTENTIALLY DANGEROUS
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DIFFERENT PERSON.
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>> Kove: THERE'S NO QUESTION
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ABOUT IT.
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TRENT HAS BEEN REPROGRAMMED TO
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ASSASSINATE THE PRESIDENT OF THE
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NAVY.
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>> Sam: THEN WE SHOULD LOCK HIM
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UP.
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>> Kove: WRONG AGAIN, SAM.
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BY NOT LOCKING HIM UP, WE'LL
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LEARN MORE ABOUT HOW HE PLANS TO
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KILL THE PRESIDENT.
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>> Sam: OR WE'LL STOP HIM FROM
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DOING IT BECAUSE HE'LL BE LOCKED
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UP.
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>> Daisy: WELL, AT LEAST WE CAN
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TRUST ALPHONSE.
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[ CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING ]
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>> HEY, GUYS. LISTEN UP.
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"AS YOU PREPARE TO CROSS THE
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[BLEEP] THRESHOLD BETWEEN THE
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SAFETY OF MOTHER[BLEEP] ACADEMIA
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AND THE CHALLENGES OF WHAT WE
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CALL REAL [BLEEP] LIFE" --
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>> Daisy: WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
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LANGUAGE.
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>> I AM PRACTICING FOR MY BIG
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COMMENCEMENT SPEECH.
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>> Kove: LET ME SEE THAT.
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WH-- THERE'S NONE OF THAT
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PROFANITY IN HERE AT ALL.
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>> THAT'S JUST THE WAY I TALK.
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JUST KILLED THE "DEF COMEDY JAM"
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LAST NIGHT!
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I MEAN, THEY [BLEEP] WERE LIKE,
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"WHAT THE [BLEEP]"
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>> Kove: ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT.
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YOUR FILTHY MOUTH IS THE LEAST
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OF YOUR WORRIES.
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WE BELIEVE THAT TRENT HAUSER HAS
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BEEN PROGRAMMED TO CARRY OUT AN
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ASSASSINATION ATTEMPT ON YOU
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WHEN YOU MAKE THAT SPEECH.
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>> WELL, SHOULDN'T WE JUST LOCK
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HIM UP?
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>> Sam: THAT'S WHAT I SAID.
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>> Kove: NO.
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WE'LL LEARN MORE BY LETTING HIM
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GET WITHIN INCHES OF ACTUALLY
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KILLING YOU.
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>> AH. GREAT IDEA.
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WHAT'S THE PROTECTION PLAN FOR
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ME, THOUGH?
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>> Daisy: I THINK I HAVE THE
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ANSWER TO THAT.
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[ BEEP ]
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[ WHIRRING ]
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[ THUDDING ]
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>> DID SOMEONE CALL 911?
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>> A ROBO GUARD?!
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[ LAUGHS ] THIS IS AWESOME!
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>> Daisy: EDDIE WAS SHOT
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MULTIPLE TIMES BY AN NTSF AGENT.
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HE TOTALLY SURVIVED, BUT HE
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SUFFERED TWO BROKEN RIBS AND A
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BRUISED JAW.
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FORTUNATELY, THE NTSF EMPLOYMENT
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CONTRACT ALLOWS US TO TAKE
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SPECIAL MEASURES TO KEEP ONE A
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USEFUL MEMBER OF THE FORCE.
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AND THUS I INTRODUCE YOU TO
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EDDROID.
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>> DID SOMEONE CALL 911?
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>> Daisy: HE'S THE PERFECT
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AGENT.
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NO FEELINGS AND NO ATTACHMENTS.
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>> DIDN'T HE HAVE A FAMILY?
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>> Daisy: OH, YES.
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BUT DON'T WORRY.
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I TOLD THEM HE WAS DEAD.
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[ WHIRRING ]
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SEE? NO FEELINGS.
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>> [ Sobbing ] SWEETHEART, I
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MISS YOU SO MUCH.
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>> Daisy: EDDROID, SHOW THEM
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YOUR STUFF.
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>> AAH! AAH!
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AAH! AAH!
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THIS HURTS SO BAD!
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IT'S SO PAINFUL!
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>> IT'S AMAZING!
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HE SOUNDS SO HUMAN!
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>> I'M FULLY AWARE!
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I FEEL EVERYTHING!
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>> I'M SURE YOU DO.
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>> AAH!
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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>> HE'S DOING THE RUNNING MAN!
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REALLY GOOD.
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THIS IS GOOD.
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>> HELP ME!
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HELP ME!
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>> DID THEY CUT OFF HIS
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CLACKERS?
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>> AAH!
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>> HE'S SCREAMING LIKE IT
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ACTUALLY HURT.
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>> AAH!
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>> VERY, VERY LIFELIKE.
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[ LAUGHS ]
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>> AAH!
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>> WHOO!
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LET'S GET HOT AND WET!
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>> [ British accent ] CAN I HELP
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YOU?
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>> I DOUBT IT.
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I'M HERE FOR THE HOT-WING
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EATING/WET T-SHIRT CONTEST.
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>> YES, I'M SORRY TO SAY THERE
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IS NO HOT-WING EATING/WET
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T-SHIRT CONTEST.
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YOU SEE, YOUR COMMANDER KOVE
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ENLISTED ME TO HELP YOU CONQUER
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YOUR UNCONTROLLABLE PROFANITY.
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AND WE FIGURED THAT THIS WAS THE
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ONLY WAY TO GET YOU HERE.
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>> WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
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NO TITTIES?
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>> NO TITTIES.
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>> NO WINGS?
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>> NO WINGS.
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>> NO TITTIES?!
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>> NO TITTIES AGAIN.
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MY NAME IS HOBSON CHIPPS.
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AND I'M BRITISH.
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>> I DON'T HAVE A [BLEEP]
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CURSING PROBLEM.
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>> LET'S READ THIS, SHALL WE?
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>> "HELLO, CLASS OF 2013.
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I'M SO [BLEEP] HONORED TO BE
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WITH YOU TODAY FOR YOUR [BLEEP]
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COMMENCEMENT FROM THE FINEST
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UNIVERSITY IN THE MOTHER[BLEEP]
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WORLD."
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[BLEEP] ME!
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I DO HAVE A PROBLEM.
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>> ITEM DETECTED -- SAM.
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>> SAM, DAISY'S CONDUCTING
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EXPERIMENTS ON ME.
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>> Sam: THAT'S A GOOD THING YOU
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DON'T HAVE FEELINGS.
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THAT WOULD SUCK.
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>> TRENT.
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[ WHIRS ]
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THEY'VE TAKEN MY SOUL.
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>> Trent: WHOA, THAT'S A BUMMER,
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DUDE.
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PEACE.
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[ HAWAIIAN MUSIC PLAYS ]
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>> Kove: MUSIC AGAIN.
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HE'S BEEN PLAYING IT NONSTOP.
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>> Daisy: IT'S SO RELAXING.
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I FEEL IT MELLOWING ME OUT.
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>> Alphonse: EXCUSE ME.
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I NEED SECURITY CLEARANCE FOR A
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LONG-RANGE, HIGH-POWERED COVERT
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WEAPONRY.
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I WILL USE IT TO AIM AT PEOPLE
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WHO ARE NOT THE PRESIDENT OF THE
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NAVY.
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>> Kove: DAISY, HELP ALPHONSE
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WITH WHATEVER IT IS HE'S DOING.
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THOSE BASTARDS.
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WHAT DID THEY DO TO HIM?
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>> SOMETIMES IT'S EASIER TO LET
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GO THE CURSING WHEN SOMEONE ELSE
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IS DOING THE TALKING.
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HERE. PUT THIS ON AND THEN READ
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THIS.
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>> [ SIGHS ]
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OKAY.
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[ High-pitched voice ] "TODAY
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MARKS THE NEW MOTHER[BLEEP]
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CHAPTER IN THE [BLEEP] LIVES --
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[ Normal voice ] WHOA, HOLD ON
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THERE, LITTLE GUY!
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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THAT'S A LITTLE RUDE, DON'T YOU
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THINK?
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[ High-pitched voice ] I'LL TELL
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YOU WHAT'S RUDE.
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YOU STICKING YOUR HAND UP MY
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ASS[BLEEP]
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[ LAUGHS ]
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NOW, WHERE WAS I?
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YOU KIDS HAVE A FUTURE THAT'S
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WIDE OPEN, MUCH LIKE THIS GUY'S
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SISTER'S [BLEEP]
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[ Normal voice ] HEY, [BLEEP]
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YOU!
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YOU DON'T TALK [BLEEP] ABOUT MY
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SISTER!
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SHE'S A SAINT!
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I'LL STOMP YOUR [BLEEP] IN THE
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DIRT, YOU [BLEEP]
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>> YEAH.
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>> [ High-pitched voice ] YOU
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SUCK YOUR OWN [BLEEP]
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[ Normal voice ] I'VE NEVER
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SUCKED MY OWN [BLEEP]
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NEVER [BLEEP] [BLEEP]
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>> ITEM DETECTED -- CHAIR.
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>> I KNOW WHAT A CHAIR IS!
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>> FATIGUE LEVEL -- MAXIMUM.
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>> HOW DO I TURN OFF THESE
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GRAPHICS?
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>> ITEM DETECTED --
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>> Daisy: HAVING TROUBLE,
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EDDROID?
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>> DAISY.
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>> YES.
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I JUST WANT TO SHUT DOWN.
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>> Daisy: OH, YOU CAN'T EVER
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SHUT DOWN, BUT YOU CAN GO INTO
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REST MODE.
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>> YES.
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THAT'S WHAT I WANT.
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I JUST WANT TO REST FOR A WHILE.
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>> Daisy: WHENEVER YOU'RE NOT
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WORKING, YOU'LL BE KEPT IN HERE.
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YOU DON'T ACTUALLY SLEEP.
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YOU JUST STAND HERE UNTIL WE
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NEED YOU FOR SOMETHING.
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>> AAH!
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THIS IS TERRIFYING FOR ME!
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YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING, AND
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YOU ENJOY IT!
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>> Piper: WE NEED TO KEEP OUR
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EYES OUT FOR TRENT OR ANYONE WHO
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LOOKS LIKE TRENT.
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>> Sam: I'M ON IT.
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>> [ SIGHS ]
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I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN DO THIS,
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HOBSON.
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>> WELL, NOT TO WORRY.
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I GET PAID EITHER WAY.
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[ PATS BACK ]
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>> Trent: EXCUSE ME, DUDES.
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WHO-O-O-A. LOOK AT THIS.
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ALOHA, SAM.
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>> Sam: I SPOTTED TRENT.
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I'LL KEEP HIM BUSY.
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ALOHA!
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>> Trent: ALO-HA.
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>> Sam: ALO-HA.
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>> Trent: A-LO-HA.
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>> Sam: A-LO-HA.
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>> Trent: ALO-HOO, YEAH.
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JUST GOT TOTALLY WIPED OUT ON MY
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ALOHA, BRO.
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>> Sam: THIS IS SO EASY.
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>> Trent: HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON,
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BROS?
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NO, THIS ISN'T GNARLY.
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WHAT'S GOING ON?
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ARE WE GOING TO A LUAU OR
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SOMETHING?
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WHAT THE --
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[ CHATTER ]
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>> Piper: ALPHONSE?
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I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE A COLLEGE
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STUDENT.
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>> Alphonse: YES.
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I'M ALPHONSE, AND TODAY I
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GRADUATE FROM USSD.
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>> Piper: OH.
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OKAY, THAT SOUNDS REASONABLE.
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LET ME ESCORT YOU TO A SPOT
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WHERE YOU'LL HAVE A CLEAR,
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UNOBSTRUCTED SIGHT LINE.
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>> Alphonse: GOOD.
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THIS IS NOT A BLOW DART.
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>> AND NOW PLEASE WELCOME THE
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PRESIDENT OF THE NAVY.
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>> [ SIGHS ]
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[ MICROPHONE FEEDBACK ]
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>> GO [BLEEP] YOURSELF. NAH!
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LISTEN, I AM SO [BLEEP] PROUD...
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OF ALL YOUR ACCOMPLISHMENT
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BULL[BLEEP]
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>> Trent: WHOA. NOT COOL, BRAH.
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>> Piper: GUESS WHO I JUST RAN
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INTO?
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ALPHONSE.
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>> Sam: WAIT. DID YOU JUST SAY
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ALPHONSE?
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IT'S ALPHONSE.
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HE'S THE SLEEPER AGENT.
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IT'S NOT TRENT.
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>> Trent: I KNEW I DIDN'T DO IT.
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>> Piper: EDDROID, ACTIVATE.
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>> WORKING HARD, STUDYING
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HARD -- THAT'S WHAT YOU'VE DONE.
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THAT AND [BLEEP] OFF AND [BLEEP]
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A MONKEY.
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NO, YOU DIDN'T.
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NO -- NOBODY DOES THAT.
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I MISREAD.
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LOOK, I WENT TO SCHOOL, TOO.
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WE ALL GRADUATE.
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YOU GOT TO, OTHERWISE YOU
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BECOME, LIKE, A PEDOPHILE.
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>> ITEM DETECTED -- CHAIR.
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>> YEAH, I KNOW WHAT A CHAIR IS!
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>> I GUESS NOW YOU GOT TO GET
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JOBS SUCKING [BLEEP]
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YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT,
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[BLEEP] NOSE?
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WHAT? LOOK AT THAT NOSE.
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IT'S A BIG OLD [BLEEP] IN HIS
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FACE.
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WHY CAN'T I STOP SAYING [BLEEP]
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[ LAUGHS ]
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>> Alphonse: AAH!
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>> DID SOMEONE CALL 911?
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>> I'M JUST SAYING WE'RE IN A
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RECESSION.
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UH...[BLEEP]
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>> Piper: TRENT, I'M SO SORRY
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THAT WE THOUGHT IT WAS YOU.
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MAJOR MAHALOS, BRAH.
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>> Trent: MAHALO MEANS MANY
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THINGS, BUT NEVER "I'M SORRY."
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* THERE WAS A COCONUT NAMED
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STEVE WHO WENT TO HAWAII *
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* HE FOUND HIS LOVE, WHICH WAS A
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CONCH SHELL *
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[ UKULELE STRUMS ]
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>> HEY.
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YOU HEAR THAT?
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OH, SO RELAXING, HUH?
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HEY, LISTEN, GUYS, AS YOU
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PREPARE TO CROSS THE THRESHOLD
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FROM THE SAFETY OF ACADEMIA TO
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FACE WHAT WE CALL REAL LIFE...
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>> HOLY [BLEEP]
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HE'S DOING IT!
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>> ...I WANT TO GIVE YOU ONE
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PIECE OF ADVICE.
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>> THE DANCING IS DISTRACTING
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YOUR MIND!
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KEEP -- KEEP DANCING!
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>> JUST BE THE BEST YOU THAT YOU
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CAN BE.
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I MEAN, NO ONE'S GONNA BE A
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BETTER YOU THAN YOU.
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AM I RIGHT?
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[ LAUGHS ]
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MAHALO!
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[ APPLAUSE ]
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>> IF YOU COULD MAKE THAT OUT
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TO, UM, CASH.
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>> [BLEEP] YEAH!
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WHOO! I DID IT!
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AND I SAID [BLEEP] ON PURPOSE.
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I KNEW WHAT I WAS SAYING.
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YEAH! YEAH!
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[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
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>> Kove: OUR THERAPISTS JUST
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NEED A FEW MORE DAYS WITH
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ALPHONSE, AND THEY SAY THEY'LL
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HAVE HIM NURTURED BACK TO
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NORMAL.
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>> Alphonse: [ SCREAMS ]
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>> Kove: HOW ARE YOU DOING,
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TRENT?
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>> Trent: PROUD TO ANNOUNCE THAT
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MY TENSIONS AND ANXIETIES ARE
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BACK AT A FULL-TIME HIGH.
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HEY!
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GET THAT PIECE OF CRAP OUT OF
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HERE AND SELL IT FOR FIREWOOD.
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>> Kove: AH.
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THERE'S OUR CYBORG.
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>> DID SOMEONE CALL 911?
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>> Kove: YOU'VE PERFORMED
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ADMIRABLY, EDDROID.
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YOU'VE EARNED A COMFORTABLE
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RETIREMENT.
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>> Daisy: WE'LL BE REPROGRAMMING
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YOU TO BE A SEX ROBOT FOR THE
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BRAVE MEN AND WOMEN SERVING IN
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THE NAVY.
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>> WHAT? NO!
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>> Daisy: FORTUNATELY YOU DON'T
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HAVE FEELINGS.
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>> Kove: WHICH WILL MAKE YOU A
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GLORIOUS PROSTITUTE.
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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>> NO!
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MUST ESCAPE!
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[ BEEP ]
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PLEASE...JUST KILL ME.
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KILL ME.
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[ CHOKES ]
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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