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>> Piper: ALPHA TEAM.
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WE'RE LIVE.
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>> Trent: OPERATION FAT FISH IS
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A GO.
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>> Piper: HEADS UP, PEOPLE.
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IT'S OUR MISSION TO MAKE SURE
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GARY THE KILLER WHALE MAKES IT
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SAFELY OVERSEAS TO ENTERTAIN THE
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TROOPS.
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>> Trent: EASY, BOY.
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WE'RE ALMOST THERE.
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>> AGENT HAUSER.
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>> Trent: COLONEL. HOW ARE YOU?
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>> WHY ARE YOU SO DRESSED UP?
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>> Trent: I'M HOSTING THE
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NTSF AWARDS TONIGHT.
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I DIDN'T WANT TO GO HOME AND
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CHANGE.
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>> Piper: TRENT.
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I'M PICKING UP AN ENERGY SIGNAL.
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WE'VE BEEN COMPROMISED.
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ABORT! ABORT, TRENT!
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>> WHAT'S THAT?
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[ MEDIEVAL MUSIC PLAYS ]
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>> Trent: WHAT THE HELL?
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REN FAIRE MUSIC?
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RUN! RUN!
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AAH!
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I GUESS ALL'S WHALE THAT ENDS
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WHALE.
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BUT THAT WHALE DIED.
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>> DIEGO!
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>> * OH-OH-OH, OH-OH-OH
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* OH-OH-OH, OH-OH-OH
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>> DIEGO!
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>> Kove: IT'S BEEN LABELED THE
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GREATEST TRAGEDY IN SAN DIEGO
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HISTORY.
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YOU'RE BEING CHARGED AS
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TERRORISTS IN THE ASSASSINATION
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OF GARY THE KILLER WHALE.
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YOU'VE ALL BEEN DISAVOWED BY
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NTSF.
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>> Alphonse: DISAVOWED? WAIT.
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CAN WE STILL USE THE
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PHOTOCOPIER?
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'CAUSE I CANNOT PAY KINKO
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PRICES.
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>> Piper: I HAVE A HALF ORDER OF
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GENERAL TSO'S IN THE FRIDGE.
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WHAT IS GONNA HAPPEN TO THAT?
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>> Kove: I KNOW YOU'RE INNOCENT,
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BUT THE PRESIDENT OF THE NAVY
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ORDERED ME TO DETAIN YOU ON
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SIGHT FOR AN IMMEDIATE TRIAL --
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UNLESS ONE OF YOU ASSAULTS ME
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RIGHT NOW AND YOU CAN ESCAPE.
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>> Trent: OKAY. GOT IT.
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SO, WHEN'S THAT TRIAL?
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>> Kove: IF YOU KNOCK ME OUT AND
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ESCAPE, YOU CAN FIND OUT WHO SET
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YOU UP AND CLEAR YOUR NAME.
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>> Piper: DAMN.
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WISH WE WOULD HAVE THOUGHT OF
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THAT PLAN.
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>> Kove: THERE'S A MOLE IN THIS
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ORGANIZATION.
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>> Trent: A MOLE?
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THERE'S ONLY ONE THING I HATE
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MORE THAN A MOLE, AND THAT'S A
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MOLE ON YOUR SKIN.
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AND DON'T BOTHER WRITING THAT
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DOWN, BECAUSE I'M NO MOLESKIN
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NOTEBOOK.
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>> Kove: I CAN ONLY HOLD OFF
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INTERNAL AFFAIRS FOR SO LONG.
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YOU NEED TO FIND OUT WHO SET YOU
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UP BEFORE THOSE I.A. BASTARDS
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FIND YOU.
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NOW, GET MOVING.
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OH, OH! I'VE BEEN KNOCKED OUT!
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OH! OH, OH! OH!
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>> Trent: THIS IS WHERE I COME
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TO GET AWAY FROM IT ALL.
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WE'LL BE SAFE HERE.
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>> Piper: THIS PLACE LOOKS JUST
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LIKE HEADQUARTERS.
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>> Trent: NO, IT DOESN'T.
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HEADQUARTER HAS L.E.D. TVs.
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THESE ARE PLASMA.
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>> Piper: OH.
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>> Alphonse: ALL RIGHT.
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THE FIRST QUESTION WE HAVE TO
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ASK IS, WHO WOULD WANT TO DO
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THIS TO US?
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>> Piper: SOMEBODY WHO WANTS US
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OUT OF NTSF AND KNEW EXACTLY
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WHERE WE'D BE.
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>> Alphonse: BUT WE WERE THE
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ONLY THREE THAT KNEW THE DROP
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LOCATION.
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>> Piper: YOU THINK THAT ONE OF
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US IS FEEDING THE TERRORISTS
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INFORMATION?
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THAT'S RIDICULOUS.
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>> Trent: IS IT RIDICULOUS,
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PIPER?
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>> Piper: HEY.
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LOOK, WE'RE ALL FRIENDS HERE,
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AND WE JUST NEED TO STICK
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TOGETHER LIKE SCHWIMMER AND THE
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GANG.
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>> Trent: I MIGHT BE A TOTAL
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ROSS, BUT YOU...ARE NO RACHEL.
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[ INDISTINCT WHISPERING ]
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>> Internal Affairs.
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>> UH-OH. INTERNAL AFFAIRS.
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>> HEADS UP -- I.A. COMING.
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>> I'M SO SORRY TO INTERRUPT
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YOUR LUNCH, BUT I JUST WANTED TO
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INTRODUCE MYSELF.
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I'M AGENT FITZPATRICK FROM
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INTERNAL AFFAIRS.
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I JUST WANTED TO TALK TO YOU
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ABOUT THIS WHOLE WHALE
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INCIDENT.
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>> Kove: BITE ME, YOU I.A. SCUM.
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YOU COME INTO MY HOME AND TRY TO
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PLAY HARDBALL WITH ME?
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LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING,
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SWEETHEART.
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MAMA DON'T PLAY THAT.
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>> YEAH.
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PEOPLE DON'T USUALLY LOVE US
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FOLKS IN INTERNAL AFFAIRS.
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BUT I'M JUST DOING MY JOB, AND
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IF YOU GIVE ME A CHANCE, I'M
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ACTUALLY PRETTY FUN.
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IN FACT, AFTER WORK, I'M GOING
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TO TIG BITTLEY'S FOR TRIVIA
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NIGHT.
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WINNER GETS A MAGNUM OF
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PINOT GREEGE.
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YOU WANT TO COME?
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>> [ SPITS ]
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THAT'S FOR ABBREVIATING
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"GRIGIO."
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>> [ LAUGHS ]
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DO YOU WANT TO COME?
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>> Alphonse: WHY'D YOU SELL US
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OUT, PIPER?
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BECAUSE WE NEVER WEAR THOSE
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SCARVES YOU KNIT FOR US?!
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>> Piper: IT'S NOT KNITTING.
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IT'S CROCHET!
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>> Trent: SAN DIEGO'S NOT SCARF
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COUNTRY, PIPER.
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BY THE WAY, HOW'S YOUR OCD
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TREATING YOU?
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>> Piper: NO.
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NO! NO!
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YOU ANIMALS!
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>> Sam: WHAT -- WHAT ARE YOU
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DOING HERE?
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>> I JUST WANTED TO SURPRISE YOU
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WITH A COOKIE.
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>> Sam: [ SPITS ]
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SURPRISE.
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I DON'T EAT I.A. COOKIES.
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>> IF YOU WANT TO GRAB LUNCH
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LATER, I'LL BE AROUND.
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DO YOU HAVE MY CELL?
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>> Piper: GO HERE...
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>> Trent: SO, I GUESS YOU'RE NOT
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THE MOLE.
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NO ONE COULD HAVE WITHSTOOD
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12 HOURS OF CONTINUOUS TORTURE
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LIKE THAT.
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>> Piper: YEAH.
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>> Alphonse: YEAH. SORRY, PIPER.
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I GUESS ALL OF OUR EMOTIONS ARE
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A LITTLE EXPLOSIVE RIGHT NOW.
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>> Trent: WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY
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"EXPLOSIVE," ALPHONSE?
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>> Alphonse: OH, SO NOW I'M THE
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MOLE?
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>> Piper: YOU ARE?!
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LOOK AT IT.
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ALL OF YOUR PLAYLISTS --
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LABELED, PERFECTLY ORGANIZED,
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ARTWORK INTACT.
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>> Alphonse: IT TOOK ME SIX
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YEARS TO MAKE THOSE PLAYLISTS!
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>> Trent: THEN YOU SHOULD HAVE
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SUNG WHEN YOU HAD THE CHANCE.
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[ CLICK ]
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>> Alphonse: NOT MY "GET
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PSYCHED" WORKOUT MIX!
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>> Trent: FESS UP, ALPHONSE.
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WE ALL HAVE SECRETS.
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>> Piper: YOU HAVE SECRETS?
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>> Alphonse: SUNGLASSES.
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SO STYLISH.
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SO FRAGILE.
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>> Trent: VAL KILMER GAVE ME
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THOSE.
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HE WAS ICEMAN IN "TOP GUN."
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>> Piper: [ GASPS ]
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>> Trent: NO! ICEMAN!
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>> IT MUST BE TOUGH BEING A
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ROBOT.
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>> [ WHIRRING ]
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[ SPITS ]
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>> Trent: SO, NONE OF US CRACKED
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UNDER TORTURE.
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>> Alphonse: I GUESS NONE OF US
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IS THE MOLE.
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MAYBE THE MOLE'S STILL INSIDE
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NTSF.
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>> Trent: LOOKS LIKE WE'RE GONNA
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HAVE TO WHACK...
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A MOLE -- YOU KNOW WHAT?
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YOU GUY-- THIS -- YOU RUINED
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THESE FOR ME.
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[ DOOR OPENS ]
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>> Jessie: [ GASPS ]
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>> SORRY.
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I DIDN'T MEAN TO FRIGHTEN YOU.
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>> Jessie: OH, NO, IT'S FINE.
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I JUST HAVEN'T HAD A VISITOR FOR
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A COUPLE DAYS.
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>> YOU'VE BEEN LOCKED IN HERE
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ALL ALONE FOR A COUPLE OF DAYS?
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>> Jessie: WELL, I WOULDN'T SAY
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"LOCKED."
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>> BUT THE DOOR WAS BOLTED FROM
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THE OUTSIDE.
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>> Jessie: YEAH.
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>> WELL, FRIENDO, I SURE KNOW
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WHAT IT'S LIKE BEING AN OUTCAST.
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HEY, IF YOU'RE NOT BUSY, WOULD
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YOU WANT TO COME OVER TO MY
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HOUSE AND WATCH "THE BACHELOR"
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WITH ME?
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WE CAN MAKE JOKES ABOUT THE
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PEOPLE ON THE SHOW DURING THE
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COMMERCIAL BREAKS.
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>> Jessie: I LOVE TALKING DURING
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COMMERCIAL BREAKS!
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[ BOTH LAUGH ]
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>> HEY, IS THAT LARPING GEAR?
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>> Jessie: YES, IT IS.
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>> UM, IS THAT A RECORDER?
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>> Jessie: UH, DO YOU PLAY?
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>> [ LAUGHS ]
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YEAH!
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[ BOTH LAUGH ]
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>> Alphonse: THE NTSF MAINFRAME
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IS STRAIGHT AHEAD.
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WE GOT COMPANY, THOUGH.
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ONE GUARD.
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>> Trent: ALL RIGHT.
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FOLLOW MY LEAD.
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>> [ GRUNTING ]
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>> Alphonse: DAMN!
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SECURITY LOCK!
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>> Trent: MUST BE A RETINAL
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SCANNER.
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GOOD THING I HAVE AN "EYE-DEA."
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[ GRUNTING ]
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>> Piper: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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>> Trent: LOT OF EXTRA JUNK
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CONNECTED TO THIS EYEBALL.
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AAH!
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>> Piper: THAT WAS FRANK.
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HE ORGANIZES THE OFFICE
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BIRTHDAY CAKES.
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>> Trent: IT WORKED, DIDN'T IT?
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>> RETINAL SCAN UNNECESSARY.
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INSERT SECURITY CARD.
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>> Trent: YEAH, THAT --
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ALL RIGHT.
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IT'S A CONFUSING -- IT'S A
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CONFUSING MACHINE.
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>> Alphonse: DAMN!
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LASER SECURITY!
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>> Piper: I GOT THIS.
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[ DOWN-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]
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[ GRUNTS ] GIVE ME A SECOND.
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WE'RE ALMOST THERE.
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I'M IN!
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>> Trent: ALL RIGHT. GREAT.
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>> UM, EXCUSE ME.
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WHAT'S GOING ON IN HERE?
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YOU GUYS ARE SUPPOSED TO BE
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DISAVOWED.
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>> Both: HEY, EDDIE...
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>> OH, OKAY, NICE TRY. NO.
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I AM NOT FALLING FOR THAT SEXY
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STUFF AGAIN.
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LAST TIME, YOU STOLE $2 MILLION
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FROM ME, AND I GOT DEMOTED, AND
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THEY DOCKED MY PAY.
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SO I'M NOT GONNA BE ABLE TO
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RETIRE TILL I'M 165 YEARS OLD.
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NO, THANK YOU.
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I'M REPORTING THIS.
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>> Trent: [ CLAPS ]
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GREAT JOB, EDDIE. GREAT JOB.
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YOU PASSED.
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>> PASSED WHAT?
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>> Trent: THE TEST.
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THIS HAS ALL BEEN A TEST.
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>> Alphonse: RIGHT, TO SEE IF
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YOU WERE LOYAL.
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AND YOU ARE.
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>> Piper: YEAH.
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YOU JUST GOT PROMOTED, EDDIE!
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YAY!
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>> SHUT UP.
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>> Trent: NO.
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>> A PROMOTION?
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>> Trent: YEAH.
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WE WANT YOU ON THE TEAM.
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>> REALLY?
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LIKE UNDERCOVER AND STUFF?
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>> Trent: EXACTLY.
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>> YES! I KNEW IT!
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[ LAUGHS ]
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>> Trent: NOW, TELL ME.
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BESIDES KOVE, WHO ELSE KNEW OUR
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DROP POINT?
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>> OH, UM -- OH, THAT'S EASY.
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AGENT FITZPATRICK.
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SHE'S BEEN MONITORING YOUR EVERY
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MOVE FOR MONTHS NOW.
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SO, YEAH, SHE KNOWS EVERYTHING
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ABOUT YOU GUYS.
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SHE IS SO COOL.
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SHE PLAYS THE RECORDER, AND SHE
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DOES THIS RENAISSANCE FAIRE
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STUFF.
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>> Trent: WAIT A SECOND.
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RECORDER?
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[ MEDIEVAL MUSIC PLAYS ]
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>> Alphonse: FITZPATRICK.
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SHE SET US UP.
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WE GOT TO TELL KOVE.
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>> HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON IN HERE?
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>> Trent: WHOA.
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GREAT JOB, TEDDY.
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>> OW! [ COUGHS ]
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IT'S EDDIE.
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COULD YOU CALL AN AMBULANCE?
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>> Trent: NO TIME.
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[ RECORDERS PLAYING ]
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>> JESSIE, YOU SOUND AMAZING.
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>> Jessie: YOU'RE MY BEST
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FRIEND.
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>> I'VE NEVER TRULY BEEN HAPPY
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UNTIL THIS MOMENT.
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[ GUN COCKS ]
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>> Trent: LET GO OF THE LAB
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GEEK, YOU I.A. DONKEY SPUNK.
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>> Jessie: WAIT. YOU'RE I.A.?
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I'LL NEVER GET CLEAN AGAIN!
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>> BUT, JESSIE, I THOUGHT WE
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WERE BFFs!
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>> Piper: SO THAT'S IT?
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THIS WAS ALL TO GET TO JESSIE?
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>> NO!
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I JUST WANTED TO MAKE A FRIEND.
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ANY FRIEND.
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NOBODY EVER GIVES US INTERNAL
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AFFAIRS PEOPLE A CHANCE, AND I
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THOUGHT WITH ALL THE COOL PEOPLE
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OUT OF THE WAY, MAYBE ONE OF THE
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WEIRD ONES WOULD BE MY FRIEND.
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>> Kove: WAIT. I'M A WEIRD ONE?
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>> Trent: NICE DREAM.
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BUT YOU FORGOT ONE THING -- THEY
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DON'T DREAM IN --
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>> [ GRUNTS, GASPS ]
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[ GROANS ]
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>> Kove: OH, I'M SORRY.
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WAS THAT "WEIRD" OF ME?
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[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]
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[ RECORDER PLAYS ]
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