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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,474 --> 00:00:09,414 [ SCHOOL BELL RINGS ] 2 00:00:09,743 --> 00:00:11,283 >> LEAVE ME ALONE, TRUMAN! 3 00:00:11,279 --> 00:00:12,979 YOU CAN'T KEEP PICKING ON ME. 4 00:00:12,980 --> 00:00:14,180 >> OH, I CAN'T? 5 00:00:14,182 --> 00:00:16,322 MY DAD IS THE PRESIDENT OF THE 6 00:00:16,317 --> 00:00:16,917 NAVY! 7 00:00:16,917 --> 00:00:19,117 SO I CAN DO WHATEVER THE HELL I 8 00:00:19,120 --> 00:00:19,690 WANT. 9 00:00:19,687 --> 00:00:21,417 LOOK AT ME, GEMBERLING. 10 00:00:21,422 --> 00:00:22,992 YOU'RE GONNA ASK ME OUT LIKE I'M 11 00:00:22,990 --> 00:00:23,490 A GIRL. 12 00:00:23,491 --> 00:00:24,691 >> I'M NOT GONNA ASK -- 13 00:00:24,692 --> 00:00:25,632 >> YES, YOU ARE. 14 00:00:25,626 --> 00:00:26,786 >> NO! I'M NOT GONNA -- 15 00:00:26,794 --> 00:00:27,634 >> GEMBERLING! 16 00:00:27,628 --> 00:00:28,798 YOU WILL DO AS I SAY. 17 00:00:28,796 --> 00:00:30,356 NOW, ASK ME OUT LIKE I'M A SEXY 18 00:00:30,364 --> 00:00:32,104 GIRL. 19 00:00:32,100 --> 00:00:33,630 >> HEY, YOU WANT TO GO TO THE 20 00:00:33,634 --> 00:00:34,004 M-- 21 00:00:34,001 --> 00:00:35,501 >> NEVER! NEVER, EVER, EVER! 22 00:00:35,503 --> 00:00:36,703 BECAUSE YOU'RE A NERD! 23 00:00:36,704 --> 00:00:38,544 AND I AM A SEXY GIRL. 24 00:00:38,539 --> 00:00:40,169 [ LAUGHS ] 25 00:00:40,174 --> 00:00:42,784 >> [ Raspy voice ] HEY, TRUMAN. 26 00:00:42,776 --> 00:00:44,506 >> WHO SAID THAT? 27 00:00:44,512 --> 00:00:46,452 YOU SHOW YOUR FACE. 28 00:00:46,447 --> 00:00:49,647 "MEN'S FACUL-CITY." 29 00:00:49,650 --> 00:00:50,980 OH, IT'S YOU. 30 00:00:50,984 --> 00:00:52,524 WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN HERE? 31 00:00:52,520 --> 00:00:53,890 NO! 32 00:00:53,887 --> 00:00:55,317 WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?! 33 00:00:55,323 --> 00:00:56,363 I RECOGNIZE YOU! 34 00:00:56,357 --> 00:00:58,187 IT WILL SHOCK PEOPLE TO FIND OUT 35 00:00:58,192 --> 00:00:59,362 WHO YOU REALLY ARE! 36 00:00:59,360 --> 00:01:00,990 IT'S YOU! 37 00:01:00,994 --> 00:01:04,634 >> DIEGO! 38 00:01:04,632 --> 00:01:07,842 >> * OH-OH-OH, OH-OH-OH 39 00:01:07,835 --> 00:01:12,035 * OH-OH-OH, OH-OH-OH 40 00:01:12,039 --> 00:01:14,009 >> DIEGO! 41 00:01:14,342 --> 00:01:16,812 >> Kove: PETEY FORRESTER, 42 00:01:16,810 --> 00:01:19,510 LUNA GHEIRHART, AND NOW 43 00:01:19,513 --> 00:01:21,423 TRUMAN BIGGLE -- PRESIDENT OF 44 00:01:21,415 --> 00:01:22,445 THE NAVY'S ONLY SON. 45 00:01:22,750 --> 00:01:23,850 >> Piper: SOMEONE'S ABDUCTING 46 00:01:23,851 --> 00:01:24,891 THE CHILDREN OF SAN DIEGO'S 47 00:01:24,885 --> 00:01:25,585 WEALTHIEST ELITE. 48 00:01:25,586 --> 00:01:26,716 >> Kove: EXACTLY, BUT THE 49 00:01:26,720 --> 00:01:28,020 KIDNAPPER HAS NOT COME FORWARD 50 00:01:28,021 --> 00:01:29,361 WITH A NOTE OR A SINGLE DEMAND. 51 00:01:29,357 --> 00:01:30,687 >> Trent: MAYBE WE SHOULD HIRE A 52 00:01:30,691 --> 00:01:31,931 SPECIAL TEAM OF NTSF DWARFS. 53 00:01:31,925 --> 00:01:33,225 HAVE THEM POSE AS STUDENTS AND 54 00:01:33,227 --> 00:01:33,927 GO UNDERCOVER. 55 00:01:33,927 --> 00:01:35,097 >> Piper: OR WE COULD SHAVE 56 00:01:35,095 --> 00:01:36,355 APES, DRESS THEM UP AS TEENS, 57 00:01:36,364 --> 00:01:37,204 AND SEND THEM IN. 58 00:01:37,198 --> 00:01:38,568 >> Kove: I'VE GOT A BETTER IDEA. 59 00:01:38,566 --> 00:01:39,726 YOU TWO ARE GONNA MAKE LIKE 60 00:01:39,733 --> 00:01:42,043 RODNEY DANGERFIELD AND GO BACK 61 00:01:42,035 --> 00:01:43,535 TO SCHOOL. 62 00:01:43,871 --> 00:01:45,371 >> Trent: WAIT A SECOND, KOVE. 63 00:01:45,373 --> 00:01:46,873 UNDERCOVER HIGH-SCHOOL WORK IS 64 00:01:46,874 --> 00:01:48,244 16 HOP STREET JURISDICTION. 65 00:01:48,242 --> 00:01:49,512 >> Kove: NORMALLY, YES, BUT MOST 66 00:01:49,510 --> 00:01:52,180 OF NTSF:SD:16 H.S. WAS BRUTALLY 67 00:01:52,180 --> 00:01:54,080 KILLED BY TERRORISTS POSING AS 68 00:01:54,081 --> 00:01:55,851 PLAYERS DURING A J.V. LACROSSE 69 00:01:55,849 --> 00:01:57,619 MATCH AT ENCINITAS CATHOLIC LAST 70 00:01:57,618 --> 00:01:58,188 NIGHT. 71 00:01:58,186 --> 00:01:59,846 >> Piper: UGH. LACROSSE IS THE 72 00:01:59,853 --> 00:02:00,393 WORST. 73 00:02:00,388 --> 00:02:01,858 >> Kove: THERE'S JUST ONE 74 00:02:01,855 --> 00:02:03,085 16 HOP STREET AGENT LEFT AT 75 00:02:03,090 --> 00:02:05,030 CANNON HIGH -- BILLY PITTMAN. 76 00:02:05,359 --> 00:02:06,359 BUT USE CAUTION. 77 00:02:06,360 --> 00:02:07,960 BILLY'S BEEN UNDERCOVER FOR SO 78 00:02:07,961 --> 00:02:09,731 LONG, HE MAY ACTUALLY BELIEVE HE 79 00:02:09,730 --> 00:02:10,600 IS A STUDENT. 80 00:02:10,598 --> 00:02:11,868 >> Trent: WELL, STEP ASIDE, 81 00:02:11,865 --> 00:02:13,265 NIRVANA, BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE 82 00:02:13,267 --> 00:02:14,637 WE'RE THE ONES WHO SMELL LIKE 83 00:02:14,635 --> 00:02:17,235 TEEN -- 84 00:02:17,238 --> 00:02:19,068 WAIT A SECOND. 85 00:02:19,072 --> 00:02:20,472 WHAT DID NIRVANA SAY THEY 86 00:02:20,474 --> 00:02:21,384 SMELLED LIKE? 87 00:02:21,375 --> 00:02:22,775 THEY SMELLED LIKE TEEN -- 88 00:02:22,776 --> 00:02:23,436 >> Piper: SPIRIT. 89 00:02:23,444 --> 00:02:24,584 >> Trent: IT'S NOT TEEN SPIRIT. 90 00:02:24,578 --> 00:02:25,648 >> Piper: I'M PRETTY SURE IT'S 91 00:02:25,646 --> 00:02:26,206 TEEN SPIRIT. 92 00:02:26,214 --> 00:02:27,724 >> Trent: IT'S NOT SPIRIT. 93 00:02:27,715 --> 00:02:28,775 >> Kove: PERFUME. 94 00:02:28,782 --> 00:02:29,922 >> Trent: PERFUME. 95 00:02:29,917 --> 00:02:31,817 PERFUME. 96 00:02:31,819 --> 00:02:33,789 STEP ASIDE, NIRVANA, 'CAUSE IT 97 00:02:33,787 --> 00:02:35,657 LOOKS LIKE WE'RE THE ONES WHO 98 00:02:35,656 --> 00:02:39,926 SMELL LIKE TEEN PERFUME. 99 00:02:40,261 --> 00:02:41,161 >> Piper: I KNOW WE'RE 100 00:02:41,161 --> 00:02:42,431 UNDERCOVER AND ALL, BUT I REALLY 101 00:02:42,430 --> 00:02:43,600 WANT TO USE THIS MISSION AS AN 102 00:02:43,597 --> 00:02:44,727 OPPORTUNITY TO DO HIGH SCHOOL 103 00:02:44,732 --> 00:02:45,432 RIGHT THIS TIME. 104 00:02:45,433 --> 00:02:46,203 >> Trent: WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 105 00:02:46,500 --> 00:02:47,800 >> Piper: I HAD A REALLY ROUGH 106 00:02:47,801 --> 00:02:48,571 TIME BACK THEN. 107 00:02:48,569 --> 00:02:49,839 I WAS ALWAYS THE POPULAR KID, 108 00:02:49,837 --> 00:02:51,067 AND ALL OF MY SLUTTY, BITCHY 109 00:02:51,071 --> 00:02:52,311 FRIENDS WERE SUPER-JEALOUS OF 110 00:02:52,306 --> 00:02:52,636 ME. 111 00:02:52,640 --> 00:02:53,940 THIS TIME I WANT TO EXPERIENCE 112 00:02:53,941 --> 00:02:55,281 HIGH SCHOOL LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE 113 00:02:55,276 --> 00:02:57,946 DID -- AS A NORMAL, EVERYDAY 114 00:02:57,945 --> 00:02:58,805 LOSER. 115 00:02:58,812 --> 00:02:59,812 >> Trent: I DON'T CARE. 116 00:02:59,813 --> 00:03:00,653 WE GOT WORK TO DO. 117 00:03:00,648 --> 00:03:01,648 YOU PENETRATE THE GIRLS. 118 00:03:01,649 --> 00:03:02,779 I'LL LIAISON WITH PITTMAN. 119 00:03:02,783 --> 00:03:03,983 >> Piper: INTEL SAYS THAT THE 120 00:03:03,984 --> 00:03:05,154 LAST TIME HE WAS SEEN WAS IN THE 121 00:03:05,152 --> 00:03:06,292 SECOND-FLOOR BOYS' BATHROOM 122 00:03:06,287 --> 00:03:07,587 SMOKING CIGARETTES AND SPITTING 123 00:03:07,588 --> 00:03:08,118 ON MIRRORS. 124 00:03:08,121 --> 00:03:09,421 >> Trent: WELL, I HOPE HE SAVED 125 00:03:09,423 --> 00:03:11,793 SOME FOR ME. 126 00:03:11,792 --> 00:03:14,032 CIGARETTES, NOT -- NOT SPIT. 127 00:03:14,027 --> 00:03:14,827 >> Piper: OKAY. 128 00:03:14,828 --> 00:03:15,828 >> * HE GOES -- 129 00:03:15,829 --> 00:03:16,859 >> Both: [ GRUNT ] 130 00:03:16,864 --> 00:03:18,134 HI. 131 00:03:18,131 --> 00:03:18,831 >> WHO ARE YOU? 132 00:03:18,832 --> 00:03:20,102 >> Trent: I'M WILLIE WILTFONG, 133 00:03:20,100 --> 00:03:20,500 AGE 17. 134 00:03:20,501 --> 00:03:21,671 I LIKE NEW MUSIC OKAY, BUT I 135 00:03:21,669 --> 00:03:22,939 MOSTLY REALLY LIKE '90s GRUNGE 136 00:03:22,936 --> 00:03:24,036 STUFF 'CAUSE THAT'S WHAT MY 137 00:03:24,037 --> 00:03:25,207 BROTHER PETEY LISTENED TO -- 138 00:03:25,205 --> 00:03:26,365 CHILI PEPPERS, THAT SORT OF 139 00:03:26,374 --> 00:03:26,774 STUFF. 140 00:03:26,774 --> 00:03:28,144 >> OH, UH, I'M RICKIE MEEKER. 141 00:03:28,141 --> 00:03:28,941 >> Trent: YEAH. 142 00:03:28,942 --> 00:03:30,342 >> PUT HER THERE. [ CHUCKLES ] 143 00:03:30,344 --> 00:03:31,354 I'M THE CAPTAIN OF THE GLEE 144 00:03:31,345 --> 00:03:32,105 CLUB HERE AT CANNON. 145 00:03:32,112 --> 00:03:33,352 SO, ARE YOU NEW OR SOMETHING? 146 00:03:33,347 --> 00:03:34,677 >> Trent: I'M A FOREIGN-EXCHANGE 147 00:03:34,682 --> 00:03:35,882 STUDENT FROM OTTAWA, CANADA. 148 00:03:35,883 --> 00:03:36,483 GO SENATORS. 149 00:03:36,484 --> 00:03:37,554 MY PARENTS, VICTORIA AND 150 00:03:37,551 --> 00:03:38,851 THURMAN WILTFONG, DIVORCED WHEN 151 00:03:38,852 --> 00:03:39,322 I WAS 6. 152 00:03:39,320 --> 00:03:40,450 DEEPLY AFFECTED MY YOUNGER 153 00:03:40,454 --> 00:03:41,464 BROTHER, PETEY, AND I. 154 00:03:41,455 --> 00:03:42,885 >> I THOUGHT PETEY WAS YOUR 155 00:03:42,890 --> 00:03:44,660 OLDER BROTHER. 156 00:03:47,528 --> 00:03:49,398 [ GROANS ] 157 00:03:49,397 --> 00:03:52,197 [ SCHOOL BELL RINGS ] 158 00:03:52,199 --> 00:03:52,829 [ BODY THUDS ] 159 00:03:52,833 --> 00:03:54,843 >> OH, MY GOD, WHITNEY. 160 00:03:54,835 --> 00:03:56,835 STEWIE MEARS IS SO HOT. 161 00:03:56,837 --> 00:03:58,307 >> [ LAUGHS ] I'M AWESOME! 162 00:03:58,306 --> 00:03:59,806 >> BACK OFF, BRITTANY. 163 00:03:59,807 --> 00:04:01,707 STEWIE'S MINE. 164 00:04:01,709 --> 00:04:02,979 >> Piper: GIRLS. 165 00:04:02,976 --> 00:04:04,976 WHY ARE WE FIGHTING OVER THIS 166 00:04:04,978 --> 00:04:06,808 STEWIE GUY? 167 00:04:06,814 --> 00:04:08,184 >> UH, 'CAUSE HE'S ONLY, LIKE, 168 00:04:08,181 --> 00:04:09,421 THE COOLEST GUY IN SCHOOL. 169 00:04:09,417 --> 00:04:10,577 >> Piper: LADIES, LOOK. 170 00:04:10,584 --> 00:04:12,024 SOMEDAY YOU'RE GONNA REALIZE 171 00:04:12,019 --> 00:04:13,349 THAT YOU DON'T NEED A MAN TO 172 00:04:13,354 --> 00:04:14,564 VALIDATE YOU OR MAKE YOU 173 00:04:14,555 --> 00:04:15,085 POPULAR. 174 00:04:15,088 --> 00:04:17,988 >> HEADS UP! 175 00:04:17,991 --> 00:04:18,661 >> HEY. 176 00:04:18,659 --> 00:04:19,729 >> Piper: HEY. 177 00:04:19,727 --> 00:04:22,327 >> YOU GOT MY BALL. 178 00:04:22,330 --> 00:04:24,430 >> Piper: DO I? 179 00:04:24,432 --> 00:04:27,072 >> SCHOOL DANCE IS TONIGHT. 180 00:04:27,067 --> 00:04:29,867 YOU CAN, LIKE...GO WITH ME, IF 181 00:04:29,870 --> 00:04:32,240 YOU WANT. 182 00:04:32,239 --> 00:04:34,009 >> Piper: OKAY. 183 00:04:41,915 --> 00:04:43,415 >> YOU JUST GOT ASKED OUT BY 184 00:04:43,417 --> 00:04:44,217 STEWIE MEARS. 185 00:04:44,217 --> 00:04:45,847 YOU'RE GONNA BE, LIKE, THE MOST 186 00:04:45,853 --> 00:04:47,093 POPULAR GIRL IN SCHOOL. 187 00:04:47,087 --> 00:04:48,757 >> Piper: GOING TO BE? 188 00:04:48,756 --> 00:04:49,786 >> [ SCOFFS ] 189 00:04:49,790 --> 00:04:53,530 YOU ARE A SKANK, AND I HATE YOU! 190 00:04:53,527 --> 00:04:54,697 >> Piper: WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE 191 00:04:54,695 --> 00:04:55,355 THING ABOUT ME? 192 00:04:55,363 --> 00:04:56,463 >> EVERYTHING. 193 00:04:56,464 --> 00:04:58,034 >> Trent: PITTMAN! 194 00:04:58,031 --> 00:04:59,571 YOU BILLY PITTMAN? 195 00:04:59,567 --> 00:05:01,937 HEY! GRAFFITI ARTIST, YOU SEEN 196 00:05:01,935 --> 00:05:03,395 PITTMAN? 197 00:05:03,404 --> 00:05:04,244 HEY, YOU TWO. 198 00:05:04,237 --> 00:05:05,437 WHERE'S BILLY PITTMAN? 199 00:05:05,439 --> 00:05:06,569 >> OH, I WOULDN'T KNOW. 200 00:05:06,574 --> 00:05:08,044 YOU SEE, I'M ACTUALLY A REPORTER 201 00:05:08,041 --> 00:05:09,311 FOR SPINNING RO MAGAZINE. 202 00:05:09,309 --> 00:05:10,779 I'M JUST DRESSED AS A KID 'CAUSE 203 00:05:10,778 --> 00:05:12,148 I WAS LIKE, "LET ME GO BACK TO 204 00:05:12,145 --> 00:05:13,645 HIGH SCHOOL, LEARN THE LESSONS I 205 00:05:13,647 --> 00:05:15,117 NEVER LEARNED, AND THEN WRITE AN 206 00:05:15,115 --> 00:05:16,045 ARTICLE ABOUT IT." 207 00:05:16,049 --> 00:05:17,489 >> AND I'M A TIME TRAVELER FROM 208 00:05:17,485 --> 00:05:19,045 THE YEAR 2032 WHO'S HERE TO MAKE 209 00:05:19,052 --> 00:05:20,492 SURE MY PARENTS KISS AT THE BIG 210 00:05:20,488 --> 00:05:21,918 DANCE SO I DON'T PHASE OUT OF 211 00:05:21,922 --> 00:05:22,722 EXISTENCE. 212 00:05:22,723 --> 00:05:24,393 OH, GOD, I HOPE MY PARENTS 213 00:05:24,392 --> 00:05:24,992 [BLEEP] 214 00:05:24,992 --> 00:05:26,792 >> Trent: ARE THERE ANY REAL 215 00:05:26,794 --> 00:05:28,134 KIDS IN THIS SCHOOL? 216 00:05:28,128 --> 00:05:29,328 >> SURE, THERE ARE. 217 00:05:29,329 --> 00:05:30,799 BUT IF WE DON'T ACT FAST, 218 00:05:30,798 --> 00:05:32,328 THEY'RE ALL GOING DOWN THE 219 00:05:32,332 --> 00:05:32,902 DRAIN. 220 00:05:32,900 --> 00:05:33,630 [ WATER SPLASHES ] 221 00:05:33,634 --> 00:05:34,674 [ EXPLOSION ] 222 00:05:34,668 --> 00:05:36,468 >> Trent: BILLY PITTMAN, I 223 00:05:36,470 --> 00:05:37,240 PRESUME. 224 00:05:37,237 --> 00:05:38,937 >> HOW'S IT GOING, TRENT? 225 00:05:38,939 --> 00:05:41,479 I'M TOTALLY LEARNING, LIKE, ALL 226 00:05:41,475 --> 00:05:42,405 ABOUT TRIGONOMETRY. 227 00:05:42,410 --> 00:05:43,510 WHO'S THIS? WHO'S THIS? 228 00:05:43,511 --> 00:05:44,851 >> Trent: SHE'S... 229 00:05:44,845 --> 00:05:46,105 >> WHERE'S MY WEED, MUNGO? 230 00:05:46,113 --> 00:05:46,653 WORD UP. 231 00:05:46,647 --> 00:05:48,077 >> Trent: LOOK, PITTMAN, I NEED 232 00:05:48,081 --> 00:05:48,951 YOU TO FOCUS UP. 233 00:05:48,949 --> 00:05:50,249 WE GOT TO FIGURE OUT WHAT'S 234 00:05:50,250 --> 00:05:50,980 GOING ON HERE. 235 00:05:50,984 --> 00:05:51,924 >> LISTEN, HAUSER. 236 00:05:51,919 --> 00:05:53,419 WHY DON'T YOU GO CHILL WITH YOUR 237 00:05:53,421 --> 00:05:54,521 CRONIES IN GRAD SCHOOL? 238 00:05:54,522 --> 00:05:56,162 THIS IS HOP STREET JURISDICTION. 239 00:05:56,156 --> 00:05:57,626 >> Trent: WELL, HOP STREET'S 240 00:05:57,625 --> 00:05:58,025 DEAD. 241 00:05:58,025 --> 00:05:59,655 >> DON'T YOU THINK I KNOW THAT?! 242 00:05:59,660 --> 00:06:00,960 [ Voice breaking ] DON'T YOU 243 00:06:00,961 --> 00:06:02,501 THINK I KNOW? 244 00:06:02,496 --> 00:06:03,856 OH, MY GOD! 245 00:06:03,864 --> 00:06:05,274 >> Trent: WHAT IS IT? A CLUE? 246 00:06:05,265 --> 00:06:06,665 >> THEY POSTED THE CAST OF THE 247 00:06:06,667 --> 00:06:08,037 SPRING MUSICAL AND I'M NOT ON 248 00:06:08,035 --> 00:06:08,365 IT. 249 00:06:08,368 --> 00:06:09,198 >> Trent: WHAT? 250 00:06:09,202 --> 00:06:10,302 >> I AM CONRAD BIRDIE! 251 00:06:10,303 --> 00:06:11,713 >> Trent: WHO'S CONRAD BIRDIE? 252 00:06:11,705 --> 00:06:14,205 >> THEY GAVE IT TO STEWIE MEARS. 253 00:06:14,207 --> 00:06:15,707 WE SHOULD KIDNAP THAT KID. 254 00:06:15,709 --> 00:06:17,379 >> Trent: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING 255 00:06:17,377 --> 00:06:17,947 ABOUT? 256 00:06:17,945 --> 00:06:19,705 >> WE SHOULD KIDNAP ALL OF THESE 257 00:06:19,713 --> 00:06:20,953 RICH PIECES OF CRAP. 258 00:06:20,948 --> 00:06:22,378 >> Trent: CALM DOWN, PITTMAN. 259 00:06:22,382 --> 00:06:23,822 >> SPRING DANCE IS TOMORROW 260 00:06:23,817 --> 00:06:24,277 NIGHT. 261 00:06:24,284 --> 00:06:25,824 THEY'LL ALL BE GATHERED IN ONE 262 00:06:25,819 --> 00:06:27,389 ROOM, AND THAT'S WHEN WE STRIKE. 263 00:06:27,387 --> 00:06:28,817 >> Trent: PITTMAN, YOU LOST 264 00:06:28,822 --> 00:06:29,392 YOURSELF. 265 00:06:29,389 --> 00:06:30,189 >> [ LAUGHS ] 266 00:06:30,190 --> 00:06:31,560 I'LL SEE YOU LATER, HAUSER. 267 00:06:31,559 --> 00:06:32,689 [ SCHOOL BELL RINGS ] 268 00:06:32,693 --> 00:06:33,363 [ LAUGHS ] 269 00:06:33,360 --> 00:06:34,360 >> Trent: PITTMAN! 270 00:06:34,361 --> 00:06:35,701 >> HEY! WHAT GIVES, WILLIE? 271 00:06:35,696 --> 00:06:36,726 >> Trent: WHAT? WHO? 272 00:06:36,730 --> 00:06:37,570 OH, YEAH, YEAH. 273 00:06:37,565 --> 00:06:38,825 I'M WILLIE WILTFONG. WHAT? 274 00:06:38,832 --> 00:06:39,702 >> YOU TASED ME! 275 00:06:39,700 --> 00:06:41,130 >> Trent: IT WAS A FRATERNITY 276 00:06:41,134 --> 00:06:41,574 PRANK. 277 00:06:41,569 --> 00:06:43,039 >> WE'RE IN HIGH SCHOOL, MAN! 278 00:06:43,036 --> 00:06:44,466 AND I LOOKED UP THE STUDENT 279 00:06:44,472 --> 00:06:45,212 REGISTRATION. 280 00:06:45,205 --> 00:06:46,505 WE DO NOT HAVE A FOREIGN 281 00:06:46,507 --> 00:06:47,907 EXCHANGE WITH CANADA THIS YEAR. 282 00:06:47,908 --> 00:06:49,078 >> Trent: BUT THERE IS AN 283 00:06:49,076 --> 00:06:50,376 EXCHANGE BETWEEN MY FOOT AND 284 00:06:50,377 --> 00:06:54,047 YOUR FACE. 285 00:06:54,047 --> 00:06:55,317 LOOKS LIKE I JUST MADE VARSITY 286 00:06:55,315 --> 00:06:57,985 KICKBALL. 287 00:06:57,985 --> 00:06:59,685 JACKET HAS NO POCKETS FOR 288 00:06:59,687 --> 00:07:00,417 GLASSES. 289 00:07:00,420 --> 00:07:03,520 [ UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS ] 290 00:07:13,033 --> 00:07:14,573 >> SO, HOW'S IT GOING WITH THAT 291 00:07:14,568 --> 00:07:15,398 NEW HOT CHICK? 292 00:07:15,402 --> 00:07:17,272 >> OH, DUDE. AWESOME. 293 00:07:17,270 --> 00:07:18,910 HEY, SHE TOTALLY GAVE ME A 294 00:07:18,906 --> 00:07:20,536 HAND JOB DURING CHEM CLASS. 295 00:07:20,541 --> 00:07:21,341 [ LAUGHS ] 296 00:07:21,341 --> 00:07:22,011 >> WHOA. 297 00:07:22,009 --> 00:07:23,779 >> [ Laughing ] RIGHT? RIGHT? 298 00:07:23,777 --> 00:07:24,577 >> [ GRUNTS ] 299 00:07:24,578 --> 00:07:26,078 >> Piper: HE SAID HE WOULDN'T 300 00:07:26,079 --> 00:07:26,549 TELL. 301 00:07:26,547 --> 00:07:27,777 >> Trent: WE HAVE VISUAL 302 00:07:27,781 --> 00:07:29,081 CONFIRMATION ON PITTMAN. 303 00:07:29,082 --> 00:07:29,722 LET'S GO! 304 00:07:29,717 --> 00:07:30,247 FREEZE! 305 00:07:30,250 --> 00:07:31,180 >> HAUSER! WHAT? 306 00:07:31,184 --> 00:07:32,424 ARE YOU TRYING TO BUST MY BUST? 307 00:07:32,419 --> 00:07:33,519 >> Trent: I'M BUSTING YOU, 308 00:07:33,521 --> 00:07:34,791 POINDEXTER, SO DON'T TELL ME I'M 309 00:07:34,788 --> 00:07:36,058 BUSTING YOUR BUST, OR I'M GONNA 310 00:07:36,056 --> 00:07:37,286 BUST A MOVE ON THE DANCE FLOOR. 311 00:07:37,290 --> 00:07:38,530 BY "DANCE FLOOR," I MEAN YOUR 312 00:07:38,526 --> 00:07:38,886 FACE. 313 00:07:38,892 --> 00:07:40,292 >> THINK I'M A KIDNAPPER? 314 00:07:40,293 --> 00:07:41,363 LOOK BEHIND YOU. 315 00:07:41,361 --> 00:07:42,931 >> HELP ME OR SOMETHING, YOU 316 00:07:42,930 --> 00:07:43,460 DICKS! 317 00:07:43,463 --> 00:07:44,703 >> GUNS AT THE DANCE? 318 00:07:44,698 --> 00:07:46,198 SPINNING ROCK'S GONNA LOVE 319 00:07:46,199 --> 00:07:46,629 THIS! 320 00:07:46,634 --> 00:07:47,474 >> [ GRUNTS ] 321 00:07:47,467 --> 00:07:48,597 >> Trent: HEY! HEY! 322 00:07:48,602 --> 00:07:49,742 HOLD IT RIGHT THERE! 323 00:07:49,737 --> 00:07:50,797 >> HEY, EVERYBODY! 324 00:07:50,804 --> 00:07:52,414 THIS GUY'S DOING A NEW DANCE! 325 00:07:52,405 --> 00:07:54,065 >> Trent: NO, IT'S NOT A DANCE. 326 00:07:54,074 --> 00:07:55,244 HOLD IT RIGHT THERE! 327 00:07:55,242 --> 00:07:56,142 >> All: HOLD IT RIGHT THERE! 328 00:07:56,143 --> 00:07:57,113 >> Trent: HOLD IT RIGHT THERE! 329 00:07:57,110 --> 00:07:58,050 >> All: HOLD IT RIGHT THERE! 330 00:07:58,045 --> 00:07:59,205 >> Trent: THIS IS NOT A DANCE! 331 00:07:59,212 --> 00:07:59,812 WHAT IS THIS? 332 00:07:59,813 --> 00:08:01,583 >> DO IT. KISS HER! 333 00:08:01,582 --> 00:08:02,882 SAVE MY LIFE. 334 00:08:02,883 --> 00:08:08,423 COME ON, DAD. 335 00:08:08,421 --> 00:08:12,291 >> Trent: OUT OF MY WAY! 336 00:08:12,292 --> 00:08:15,002 >> NO! 337 00:08:20,768 --> 00:08:21,768 >> Trent: [ GRUNTS ] 338 00:08:21,769 --> 00:08:22,499 [ GUN COCKS ] 339 00:08:22,502 --> 00:08:23,802 >> LOOKS LIKE ANOTHER BULLY'S 340 00:08:23,804 --> 00:08:24,914 ABOUT TO BITE THE DUST. 341 00:08:24,905 --> 00:08:26,105 >> Trent: STILL MAD THAT I 342 00:08:26,106 --> 00:08:27,166 KICKED YOU IN THE FACE? 343 00:08:27,174 --> 00:08:28,184 'CAUSE I'M NOT SORRY. 344 00:08:28,175 --> 00:08:29,605 >> ALL MY LIFE I'VE BEEN 345 00:08:29,610 --> 00:08:31,280 RIDICULED BY THE POPULAR KIDS 346 00:08:31,278 --> 00:08:33,108 FOR BEING DIFFERENT -- FOR BEING 347 00:08:33,113 --> 00:08:34,823 A THEATRICAL TRIPLE-THREAT WHO 348 00:08:34,815 --> 00:08:36,415 LIVED AND BREATHED MUSICALS. 349 00:08:36,416 --> 00:08:38,086 [ Laughing ] BUT THAT'S OKAY. 350 00:08:38,085 --> 00:08:38,815 IT'S FINE. 351 00:08:38,819 --> 00:08:40,189 BECAUSE WHO NEEDS LEBRON JAMES 352 00:08:40,187 --> 00:08:41,517 AND DWYANE WADE WHEN YOU HAVE 353 00:08:41,521 --> 00:08:42,491 SONDHEIM AND FOSSE? 354 00:08:42,489 --> 00:08:43,959 >> Trent: WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO? 355 00:08:43,957 --> 00:08:45,357 KIDNAP EVERY POPULAR KID IN THE 356 00:08:45,358 --> 00:08:45,828 SCHOOL? 357 00:08:45,826 --> 00:08:47,486 >> [ Raspy voice ] I ALREADY 358 00:08:47,494 --> 00:08:48,004 HAVE. 359 00:08:47,995 --> 00:08:48,855 [ LAUGHS ] 360 00:08:48,862 --> 00:08:52,602 [ Normal voice ] I ALREADY HAVE! 361 00:08:52,600 --> 00:08:56,100 NOW I'M GONNA SHOOT YOU AND THEN 362 00:08:56,103 --> 00:08:57,813 I'M GONNA SHOOT THEM AND THEN 363 00:08:57,805 --> 00:08:59,605 I'M GONNA SING AND DANCE MY ASS 364 00:08:59,607 --> 00:09:01,137 OFF. 365 00:09:01,141 --> 00:09:02,381 >> NOT IF I HAVE ANYTHING TO 366 00:09:02,375 --> 00:09:03,135 SING ABOUT IT. 367 00:09:03,143 --> 00:09:04,283 KICK STEP! 368 00:09:04,277 --> 00:09:05,607 >> [ GRUNTS ] 369 00:09:05,613 --> 00:09:07,183 >> Trent: LOOKS LIKE YOU GOT A 370 00:09:07,180 --> 00:09:08,450 SMASH HIT ON YOUR HAND. 371 00:09:08,448 --> 00:09:09,978 >> YEAH, BUT THIS ONE'S GOING 372 00:09:09,983 --> 00:09:11,653 OFF OFF BROADWAY FOR AN EXTENDED 373 00:09:11,652 --> 00:09:13,952 RUN...IN JAIL. 374 00:09:13,954 --> 00:09:16,224 >> Trent: [ CHUCKLES ] 375 00:09:20,994 --> 00:09:22,064 YEAH. 376 00:09:22,062 --> 00:09:23,302 >> [ IMITATES EXPLOSION ] 377 00:09:23,296 --> 00:09:26,996 [ BOTH LAUGH ] 378 00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:27,640 YEAH! 379 00:09:27,635 --> 00:09:28,865 >> Piper: I DIDN'T REALLY GIVE 380 00:09:28,869 --> 00:09:33,239 STEWIE MEARS A HAND JOB. 381 00:09:33,240 --> 00:09:36,380 [ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ] 382 00:09:36,376 --> 00:09:37,906 >> Kove: POPULAR TEENS OF 383 00:09:37,911 --> 00:09:39,811 SAN DIEGO ARE FINALLY FREE FROM 384 00:09:39,813 --> 00:09:41,383 THE TYRANNY OF THE JEALOUS 385 00:09:41,381 --> 00:09:42,381 MUSICAL-THEATER SCUM. 386 00:09:42,382 --> 00:09:43,722 >> Trent: ANYTHING TO STOP AN 387 00:09:43,717 --> 00:09:44,377 ARTS PROGRAM. 388 00:09:44,384 --> 00:09:45,224 >> TRENT HAUSER! 389 00:09:45,218 --> 00:09:46,518 I CAN'T THANK YOU ENOUGH FOR 390 00:09:46,519 --> 00:09:47,249 SAVING MY BOY. 391 00:09:47,254 --> 00:09:48,694 HE'S THE MOST PRECIOUS THING IN 392 00:09:48,689 --> 00:09:49,759 THE WHOLE WORLD TO ME. 393 00:09:49,757 --> 00:09:51,317 TRUMAN, YOU SHOULD THANK TRENT. 394 00:09:51,324 --> 00:09:52,864 >> Trent: PUT HER THERE, BUDDY. 395 00:09:52,860 --> 00:09:54,160 >> [ SCOFFS ] YEAH, RIGHT. 396 00:09:54,161 --> 00:09:55,401 GET THAT OUT OF MY FACE. 397 00:09:55,395 --> 00:09:56,655 I WOULDN'T THANK THESE GUYS IF 398 00:09:56,664 --> 00:09:57,904 THEY WERE THE END OF MY DICK. 399 00:09:57,898 --> 00:10:01,498 THESE LOSERS TOOK FOREVER TO 400 00:10:01,501 --> 00:10:01,901 SAVE ME. 401 00:10:01,902 --> 00:10:02,902 >> Piper: WE'RE NOT LOSERS! 402 00:10:02,903 --> 00:10:03,573 >> YES, YOU ARE. 403 00:10:03,570 --> 00:10:04,600 AND YOU'RE NERDS, AND IF YOU 404 00:10:04,604 --> 00:10:05,614 WENT TO THIS HIGH SCHOOL, I 405 00:10:05,605 --> 00:10:06,335 WOULD BEAT YOU -- 406 00:10:06,339 --> 00:10:08,179 >> YOU LITTLE RAT'S ASSHOLE! 407 00:10:08,175 --> 00:10:10,035 I WISH YOU WOULD HAVE STAYED 408 00:10:10,043 --> 00:10:11,683 KIDNAPPED, DO YOU HEAR ME?! 409 00:10:11,679 --> 00:10:12,909 >> I HATE YOU! 410 00:10:12,913 --> 00:10:14,613 I HATE YOU! 411 00:10:14,614 --> 00:10:18,924 >> I HATE YOU!! 412 00:10:18,919 --> 00:10:19,589 THANKS, TRENT. 413 00:10:19,586 --> 00:10:20,916 >> Trent: YOU HAVE A GREAT KID 414 00:10:20,921 --> 00:10:21,351 THERE. 415 00:10:21,354 --> 00:10:22,294 >> THANK YOU, TRENT. 416 00:10:22,289 --> 00:10:23,389 >> Trent: SO, PITTMAN. 417 00:10:23,390 --> 00:10:24,760 YOU GONNA HANG UP THAT VARSITY 418 00:10:24,758 --> 00:10:25,258 JACKET? 419 00:10:25,258 --> 00:10:26,588 >> Piper: YEAH. WHY DON'T YOU 420 00:10:26,593 --> 00:10:27,803 COME BACK TO NORMAL NTSF? 421 00:10:27,795 --> 00:10:29,055 >> SORRY, GUYS. 422 00:10:29,062 --> 00:10:31,202 IT'S TEMPTING, BUT SOME PEOPLE 423 00:10:31,198 --> 00:10:32,968 BELONG IN HIGH SCHOOL... 424 00:10:32,966 --> 00:10:34,896 FOREVER. 425 00:10:34,902 --> 00:10:36,542 T.T.Y.NEVER. 426 00:10:36,536 --> 00:10:39,406 [ LAUGHS ] 427 00:10:39,406 --> 00:10:40,736 >> Kove: BY GOD, HE'S GOT 428 00:10:40,741 --> 00:10:41,271 SPIRIT. 429 00:10:41,274 --> 00:10:42,284 >> Trent: SPIRIT. 430 00:10:42,275 --> 00:10:43,775 THAT'S WHAT TEENS SMELL LIKE. 431 00:10:43,777 --> 00:10:45,277 BEEN BUGGING ME SINCE BEFORE. 432 00:10:45,278 --> 00:10:46,308 FORGOT ABOUT THAT. 433 00:10:46,313 --> 00:10:47,823 >> Piper: THAT'S WHAT I SAID. 434 00:10:47,815 --> 00:10:48,875 >> Trent: SHUT UP! 435 00:10:48,882 --> 00:10:50,722 YOU DID NOT. 436 00:10:50,718 --> 00:10:51,478 LIAR! 437 00:10:51,785 --> 00:10:53,985 >> COMING NEXT FALL TO ADULT 438 00:10:53,987 --> 00:10:54,787 SWIM... 439 00:10:54,788 --> 00:10:55,958 >> I NEED MONEY. 440 00:10:55,956 --> 00:10:57,656 >> JUST KILL YOUR PARENTS. 441 00:10:57,657 --> 00:10:59,627 >> OH, I WILL. 442 00:10:59,626 --> 00:11:02,226 AFTER WE HAVE SEX. 443 00:11:02,229 --> 00:11:04,969 >> YOU REMIND ME OF MY DAD. 444 00:11:04,965 --> 00:11:06,765 >> I LIKE THAT. 27262

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