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>> Trent: CHEROKEE AND JERICHO
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MADE THESE...FOR ME?
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>> Kove: THEY MISS WHEN WE WERE
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MARRIED, WHEN WE WERE A FAMILY.
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SOMETIMES I THINK THEY MIGHT BE
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RIGHT.
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[ CELLPHONE RINGS ]
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>> Trent: SHUT THE HELL UP FOR A
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SECOND.
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I GOT A PHONE CALL.
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HELLO?
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>> OH, TRENT HOUSER.
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LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE THE HERO.
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>> Trent: I'M NOT THE HERO.
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CELEBRITIES ARE THE REAL HEROES.
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>> MAYBE YOU DO YOUR JOB TOO
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WELL.
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>> Trent: WHO THE HELL IS THIS?
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>> REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED FIVE
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YEARS AGO TODAY?
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>> Trent: YEAH, CUT OUT DAIRY --
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BEST DECISION I'VE EVER MADE.
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>> NO, THAT'S...
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THAT'S NOT IT.
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YOU LEFT ME...FOR DEAD.
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>> Trent: YOU GOT TO BE MORE
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SPECIFIC, PAL.
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I'VE LEFT HUNDREDS OF PEOPLE FOR
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DEAD.
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>> HOW'S THIS FOR SPECIFICITY?
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I'VE GOT YOUR KIDS, AND I'M AT
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THE OLD ABANDONED SUGAR MILL.
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IF YOU DON'T BRING ME A MILLION
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DOLLARS, I'M GONNA KILL THEM
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AND EVERYONE ELSE IN SAN DIEGO.
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>> Trent: THAT'S PRETTY
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SPECIFIC.
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>> Kove: IS EVERYTHING OKAY?
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>> Trent: LOOK, JUST BECAUSE
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YOU'RE MY EX-WIFE DOESN'T MEAN
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YOU CAN ASK ME QUESTIONS
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WHENEVER YOU WANT.
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>> Kove: I MIGHT BE YOUR
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EX-WIFE, BUT I'M ALSO YOUR
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SUPERIOR, SO I'M ASKING THIS
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QUESTION AS YOUR BOSS, NOT YOUR
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EX-WIFE.
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>> Trent: WELL, IF YOU'RE MY
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BOSS, THEN I QUIT.
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>> Kove: YOU CAN'T QUIT.
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>> Trent: SORRY.
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I GOT TO DO THIS ALONE.
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>> Kove: DO WHAT ALONE?
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>> Trent: [ SIGHS ]
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>> Kove: GO TO A BIRTHDAY PARTY,
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OKAY?
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STOP WITH THE QUESTIONS.
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YOU'RE MY EX-WIFE.
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>> Kove: I WONDER WHOSE BIRTHDAY
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IT IS.
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[ CELLPHONE RINGS ]
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PIPER, DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING
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ABOUT A PARTY?
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>> Piper: HELLO?
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>> PIPER FERGUSON.
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>> Piper: I'LL BE THERE IN 15
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MINUTES.
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>> WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
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I-I HAVE YOUR FIANCé, TUCKER.
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>> Piper: I GOT IT. 15 MINUTES.
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>> I DIDN'T TELL YOU WHERE YET.
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>> Piper: FINE. WHERE?
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>> THE OLD ABANDONED SUGAR MILL.
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>> Piper: I'M ON MY WAY.
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>> OH, HOLD ON.
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HOLD -- BRING A MILLION DOLLARS.
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>> Piper: GOT IT.
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>> YOU DON'T WANT TO --
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>> Kove: OH, IS THAT ABOUT THE
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BIRTHDAY PARTY, PIPER?
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>> Piper: YOU'RE NOT MY WIFE!
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[ TELEPHONE RINGS ]
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>> Alphonse: NOT MY WIFE.
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[ CELLPHONE RINGS ]
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[ BEEP ]
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[ BEEP ]
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>> Sam: IF ANYBODY ASKS, TELL
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THEM I'M AT A BIRTHDAY PARTY OR
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SOMETHING.
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YOU'RE NOT MY WIFE.
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>> Kove: DON'T HAVE TIME FOR A
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PARTY ANYWAY.
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TOO MUCH GOING ON.
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[ GASPS ]
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OH! WAS THAT A CALL?!
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[ GASPS ]
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PHANTOM CALL.
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>> DIEGO!
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>> * OH-OH-OH, OH-OH-OH
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* OH-OH-OH, OH-OH-OH
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>> DIEGO!
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[ GUN COCKS ]
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>> Trent: NTSF!
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THIS IS A NATIONAL EMERGENCY.
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I NEED YOU TO OPEN UP THAT SAFE
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RIGHT NOW AND GIVE ME A MILLION
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DOLLARS.
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>> I DON'T HAVE ACCESS TO THE
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SAFE.
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>> Trent: YOU DON'T?
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UH...
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GIVE ME SOME OF THESE LOTTO
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SCRATCH-OFFS, THEN.
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GIVE ME THE PIT-BULL ONES!
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>> Piper: HEY, EDDIE!
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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>> WATCHING EVIDENCE AND EATING
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NOODLES -- SAME THING I DO EVERY
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DAY.
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>> Piper: NEAT.
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SO...
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YOU KNOW, I WAS THINKING THAT
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YOU AND I SHOULD REALLY GO OUT
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FOR A DRINK TO JUST FINALLY GET
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TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS INSANE
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CHEMISTRY THAT'S HAPPENING
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BETWEEN US.
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>> REALLY?
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>> Piper: PRETTY CRAZY.
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[ BOTH LAUGH ]
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>> IT'S JUST NOT A GOOD TIME.
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I JUST FOUND OUT THAT MY WIFE,
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TO WHOM I'VE BEEN MARRIED
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HAPPILY FOR 14 YEARS...
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IS A DUDE WHO TUCKS HIS
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DING-A-LING...
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BETWEEN HIS LEGS.
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>> Piper: SO MAYBE TOMORROW?
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>> YEAH.
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>> Piper: OKAY, EDDIE.
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OH, ALSO, BEFORE I FORGET, UM,
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IS THERE ANY WAY THAT I COULD
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BORROW THAT MILLION DOLLARS THAT
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WE CONFISCATED FROM THE
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ETHIOPIAN DRUG RING?
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>> NO!
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[ Laughing ] IT'S TOTALLY
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AGAINST THE RULES.
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>> Piper: WAS THAT AGAINST THE
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RULES, EDDIE?
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WHERE'S THAT MILLION DOLLARS?
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[ BEEPING ]
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>> Sam: $200 MAX.
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SHOOT!
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[ BEEPING ]
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>> WHAT'S THE HOLD-UP?
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>> Sam: HEY, CALM DOWN, MAN.
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I GOT TO DO THIS ABOUT 4,997
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MORE TIMES.
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>> CUTTING OFF PHONES.
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WAREHOUSE.
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>> Kove: HI, 4-SIGHT.
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>> HI.
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>> Kove: CAN YOU HEAR ME?
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>> YEAH.
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>> Kove: HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY
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MYSTERIOUS PHONE CALLS LATELY?
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>> YES. SEVERAL CALLS.
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BIRTHDAY PARTY.
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REALLY WANT TO GO.
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CAN'T SURVIVE OUTSIDE THOUGHT
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GOO.
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>> Kove: THE DAMN PRE-COG GOT AN
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INVITE.
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REALLY? UNBELIEVABLE.
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>> Alphonse: YO, EDDIE, I NEED A
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MILLION DOLLARS A.S.A.P.
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[ CLATTER ]
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>> YOU GUYS ALWAYS PUT ME IN
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THESE WEIRD POSITIONS, AND I
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DON'T APPRECIATE IT.
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LET ME GET THAT FOR YOU.
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>> Trent: COME ON!
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AH!
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[ LAUGHS ]
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I WON!
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I WON!
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>> ALL RIGHT, MAN!
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>> Trent: I WON!
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YEAH!
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YEAH!
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>> WAY TO GO, MAN!
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>> Trent: ALL RIGHT.
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NOW GIVE ME A MILLION DOLLARS.
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>> THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS.
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YOU GOT TO TAKE THAT TICKET UP
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TO THE STATE LOTTERY OFFICE.
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>> Trent: WAIT.
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BUT MAYBE IF I JUST GAVE IT TO
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SOMEONE, WOULD THEY ACCEPT IT AS
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CASH?
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[ WINGS FLAPPING ]
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>> Trent: PIPER!
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>> Piper: TRENT?
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ALPHONSE?
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>> Sam: I'M HERE, TOO, GUYS.
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>> Alphonse: WELL, IF WE'RE ALL
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HERE, THEN WE ALL GOT
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BLACKMAILED.
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[ METAL CLINKING ]
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>> WELL DONE.
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WELL DONE, NTSF:SD:SUV::.
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>> Trent: [ SCOFFS ]
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WHERE ARE MY KIDS?
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>> Piper: WHERE'S MY FIANCé?
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>> I DIDN'T KIDNAP ANY OF THEM.
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>> Sam: WAIT A SECOND.
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SO, YOU'RE NOT
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MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE, AND YOU'RE
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NOT LOOKING FOR A NEW DRUMMER?
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>> Trent: NO, SAM.
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HE'S NOT MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE BY
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A LONG SHOT.
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>> Piper: HIS NAME'S CHIP.
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>> Trent: CHIP!
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WE NEED THOSE CODES!
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>> ONE SECOND.
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YES! I'M IN.
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I'VE ACCESSED THE MAINFRAME.
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>> HYAH!
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>> AAH!
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OW! MY RIGHT THUMB!
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[ NINJAS GRUNTING ]
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>> Alphonse: WHOA.
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>> Piper: OH, I DON'T HAVE A
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SHOT!
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>> Alphonse: WE DON'T WANT TO
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HIT THE COMPUTER, MAN!
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>> Trent: PULL BACK!
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TOO MANY NINJAS!
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>> WAIT! HELP!
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WHAT ABOUT ME?!
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>> Trent: SORRY, CHIP.
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THERE'S NO TIME.
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>> Piper: YOU'RE A LOST CAUSE,
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CHIP!
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>> Alphonse: YOU'RE AS GOOD AS
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DEAD, MAN!
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>> NO, I'VE STILL GOT MY LEFT
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THUMB!
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I'M OKAY!
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>> HYAH!
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>> AAAAAH!
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MY LEFT THUMB!
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[ GRUNTS ]
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>> Trent: OH.
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NAY.
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>> Piper: HE USED TO HAVE YOUR
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JOB AT NTSF BEFORE HE QUIT.
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>> I DID NOT QUIT!
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NINJAS CUT MY THUMBS OFF, AND
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YOU GUYS LEFT ME FOR DEAD.
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FOR THE LAST FIVE YEARS, MY LIFE
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HAS BEEN A LIVING HELL.
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I'VE WANDERED THE EARTH FROM
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TOWN TO TOWN...
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LIKE A THUMBLESS
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INCREDIBLE HULK WITHOUT ANY
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POWERS.
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WHEN I WOULD WALK THE STREETS,
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WOMEN WOULD TURN THEIR HEADS AND
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WEEP.
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MEN WOULD CRINGE.
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CHILDREN WOULD SCREAM, "HERE
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HE COMES.
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HERE COMES THE MONSTER.
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HERE COMES THE THUMBLESS FREAK!"
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>> Trent: WHAT, SO THIS IS OUR
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FAULT?
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>> YES!
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>> Alphonse: WELL, DUDE, I MEAN,
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IF YOU SURVIVED, WHY DIDN'T YOU
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JUST COME BACK TO WORK?
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>> I WAS DEPRESSED.
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I MEAN, I DIDN'T HAVE ANY
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THUMBS.
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I WAS THUMBLESS.
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>> Trent: FACE IT.
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YOU SOUND LIKE A REAL LOSER.
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>> [ SCOFFS ]
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YOU GOT IT ALL WRONG, HAUSER.
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I AM NOT A LOSER.
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I'M THE BOMB.
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>> Piper: OKAY, HE'S GOT A BOMB.
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>> Sam: OKAY. CALM DOWN.
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>> Kove: I WANT YOU TO RUN A
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DATABASE CHECK ON EVERYONE IN
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THE UNITED STATES WHO HAS A
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BIRTHDAY TODAY.
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>> SEARCHING.
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WELL, NO ONE HAS A BIRTHDAY
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TODAY, BUT IT IS THE FIFTH
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ANNIVERSARY OF WHEN CHIP GOT HIS
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THUMBS CUT OFF WHEN WE LEFT HIM
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FOR DEAD.
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>> Kove: SO...
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CHIP'S HAVING A PARTY.
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>> Piper: OKAY.
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SO, UM, WHAT, ARE YOU JUST GONNA
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BLOW US ALL UP?
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WHAT DID YOU NEED THE $4 MILLION
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FOR?
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>> I'M GONNA DESTROY A LOT OF
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THE STATE PARK WHEN I KILL YOU
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ALL, SO I'M GIVING IT BACK TO
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THE PARK SERVICE TO REBUILD
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'CAUSE I'M NOT A DICK.
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>> Sam: YEAH, BUT WON'T THE
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MONEY GET BLOWN UP, TOO?
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>> Y-Y...
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JUST GIVE ME THE MONEY.
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GIVE ME THE MONEY.
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GIVE IT UP. GIVE IT UP.
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GIVE IT UP.
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>> Trent: HERE YOU GO.
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>> WHAT'S THIS?
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>> Trent: A LOTTO TICKET.
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IT'S GOOD FOR A MILLION BUCKS.
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JUST BRING IT DOWN TO THE LOTTO
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OFFICE.
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THEY'LL CASH IT IN.
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>> WHAT ABOUT THE TAXES?
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I'M GONNA HAVE TO REPORT THIS TO
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THE I.R.S.
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THEY'LL TAKE LIKE 50%.
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>> Trent: WHAT DO YOU WANT,
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CHIP?
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YOUR OLD JOB BACK?
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>> WAIT, IS THAT AN OPTION?
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>> Trent: YEAH. SURE.
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YOU GOT IT BACK.
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>> SERIOUS?
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>> Trent: YEAH.
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>> YOU GUYS WOULD HAVE ME BACK
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AT NTSF, FORGET ABOUT THE BOMB?
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>> Trent: [ SCOFFS ]
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WHAT BOMB?
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ALL I SEE IS A GUY WEARING A
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FUTURE VEST WITH A COUPLE CLOCKS
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PUT ON IT.
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>> Alphonse: I MEAN, YOU CAN'T
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ARREST A GUY JUST FOR DRESSING
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WEIRD.
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>> [ CHUCKLES ]
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>> Trent: SO, WHAT DO YOU SAY?
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BACK ON THE TEAM?
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>> [ Laughing ] I DON'T KNOW,
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MAN.
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YOU KNOW WHAT?
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UM...
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YEAH. I AM IN.
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[ LAUGHS ]
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I WILL SEE YOU GUYS ON MONDAY.
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OH, MY GOD!
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IT'S SO FUN BEING BACK!
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IT'S SO FUN!
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>> Piper: CHIP'S BACK!
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>> THIS IS LIKE MY WELCOME BACK
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PARTY, RIGHT?
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>> Alphonse: RIGHT!
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>> [ LAUGHS ]
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>> Kove: OVER MY DEAD BODY.
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[ BLADE UNSHEATHES ]
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>> Trent: KOVE WAIT!
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>> Kove: NEXT TIME YOU THROW A
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PARTY, REMEMBER TO INVITE ME
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TOO.
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>> AAH!
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>> Trent: KOVE, IT'S NOT A
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BIRTHDAY PARTY!
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>> Kove: DON'T LIE TO ME!
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>> Trent: FALL BACK.
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KOVE'S FURIOUS. GO! GO!
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>> WAIT!
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HELP!
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YOU GUYS, WHAT ABOUT ME?!
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>> Trent: SORRY, CHIP. NO TIME.
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>> Piper: YOU'RE A LOST CAUSE,
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CHIP!
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>> Alphonse: YOU'RE AS GOOD AS
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DEAD, MAN!
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>> NO.
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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THESE THUMBS ARE JUST
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PROSTHETIC, GUYS.
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YOU GUYS JUST HIRED ME BACK.
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>> Kove: THEN YOU'RE FIRED
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AGAIN, AND THIS IS YOUR
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SEVERANCE PACKAGE!
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AAH!
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>> Trent: AY!
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