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Hi. Bonnie, married alcoholic.
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GROUP:
Hi, Bonnie.
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Is she gonna say
that every time?
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I heard that, and yes.
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Because here's the thing:
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I'm sharing
that the program works.
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I am going on a honeymoon.
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Iam. Okay?
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This former junkie
is gonna spend seven days
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and six nights with her husband
in a lake house.
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On a lake.
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Of course, Marjorie tried
to ruin it by saying,
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"Make sure you go to a meeting."
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And I said,
"The only thing
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"that's gonna be meeting is
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me and my husband's
naughty parts."
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Anyway, I won't be here
next week.
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I expect it will
affect attendance,
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and for that I apologize.
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Christy,
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extremely single
alcoholic.
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GROUP:
Hi, Christy.
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But I can also tell
you this program works
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because while she's
on her honeymoon,
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I am being put in charge
of her husband's bar.
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Iam.
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An entire building
filled with alcohol,
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and I will be
its queen.
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There was a time
you couldn't leave me alone
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with half a light beer that had
a cigarette floating in it.
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I am so proud of me.
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[sighs]
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I'd tell you guys
to come and check me out,
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but it's a bar, so...
feels a bit inapro-pro.
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[chuckles softly]
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That's all I got.
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You already shared.
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I know, but I didn't mention
that I have a boyfriend.
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Hi. Jill,
alcoholic with a boyfriend.
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Okay, you go.
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[clears throat]
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Hi. Tammy, alcoholic.
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Just got on Tinder.
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So far,
it's been mildly disturbing.
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GROUP:
Hi, Tammy.
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I just got passed over
for a temporary promotion
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at the bar where I work.
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Now, some might
call it nepotism,
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but I choose to believe
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it's because I'm simply too
valuable in my current position.
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That's called self-esteem,
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and it's not something
you get just because
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your mom married
the bar owner.
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Thank you.
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♪
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[gasps]
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Am I allowed to say
this place is amazing
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if I'm the one
who picked it out?
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Well, I picked you out, and
I say you're amazing every day.
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Aw...Mm.
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[chuckles]:
Whoa.
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Oh, cool!
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A bearskin rug!
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Tell me doing it on a dead bear
is not on your bucket list.
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[chuckles]
Oh, wow.
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A bowl of apples.
Super friggin' classy.
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Hey, and they're real.
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[gags] They're not good,
but they're real.
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Babe, this place
is incredible.
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Oh, honey,
look at us.
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We're on our honeymoon, and
the setting is so perfect.
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And, oh, my God!
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[gasps]
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There's a family of deer
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grazing on what can
only be described
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as a meadow.
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Pants off.
We're mounting the bear.
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All right, team.
Listen up.
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As you guys know,
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Adam left me in charge
of the bar this week.
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We know 'cause she's
told us eight times.
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And here's the deal:
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I have not been able
to get my mom and Adam
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a proper wedding gift because
Visa recently invited me
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to stop using my credit card.
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So, my wedding gift
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is going to be
to give this bar back to Adam
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with amazing improvements
in efficiency and profitability.
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If it ain't broke,
don't fix it.
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But okay, I'm
not in charge.
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Tammy?
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Do we have
a chain of command issue here?
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Sorry, boss...'s
stepdaughter.
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I am going to run this bar
a bit smarter.
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For example--
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and the alcoholic part of me
dies when I say this--
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we make our drinks
too strong.
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So, I am implementing
the one-two-three-four pour.
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To get exactly
an ounce into a cocktail,
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you pour and count.
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One, two, three, four.
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And what should I count to
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if I ever want the customers
to come back?
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TAMMY:
Hey, Rick,
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what's with the pushback?
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Is it 'cause she's a woman?
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I'm not gonna
answer that truthfully
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with four women
in the room.
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Look,
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over-pouring by even
a quarter of an ounce
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can cost up to ten drinks
per bottle.
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Bam! Guess who did
her homework!
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Our tiny little leader!
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Thanks for coming
over to my side.
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I didn't.
I just really hate Rick.
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♪
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[water flowing]
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BONNIE:
[sighs] This is awesome.
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It's the most peaceful place
I've ever been.
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God, I hate those sunglasses.
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Why did he wait
till our honeymoon
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to break out
the hideous ladies eyewear?
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Ugh!
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All that's missing is a sun hat
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and a tiny Chihuahua.
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Where'd you get
those sunglasses?
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The mall. Aren't they great?
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Mm-hmm.
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Got two pair, in case
anything happens to these.
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[scoffs] There goes that plan.
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Hey, hey.
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Stop picking on him.
He's a great guy
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who loves you
more than anyone ever has.
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[chuckles]
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Holy crap,
he's a book chuckler.
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I'm staring down the barrel
of 50 years
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with a book chuckler.
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I should throw myself off this deck right now.
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Oh, come on. Stop.
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Look at the view.
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Clear blue sky.
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Beautiful lake.
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[deep breath]
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A little noisy.
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Stupid tiny waves.
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Shut up, lake.
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What is wrong with me?
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I'm in the perfect place with the perfect man,
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and all I can think about is,
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"How far do I have to swim out into that lake
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before I can't make it back?"
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I'm so happy.
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Not as happy as me!
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One, two, three, four.
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One, two, three, four.
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Come on, Rick. Pick it up.
What's the problem?
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You changed the way
I do everything,
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so it takes
twice as long.
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All my changes
are time-savers.
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Oh, well,
speaking just for me--
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and everyone else--
they're not.
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And here are your chicken wings.
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I ordered nachos.
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CHRISTY:
Tammy?
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Those go to table four.
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This is four.This is the old four.
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I'm sorry, I do not understand
your insane system.
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There is nothing insane
about clockwise.
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You start at the bar,
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then go one, two,
three, four.
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Why do all your new rules
involve counting?
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Just go get those people
their 'chos.
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Christy, saying "'chos" isn't
any faster than saying "nachos."
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It absolutely is.
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No, it's not.I'll prove it to you.
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When I count to three...
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Oh, my God. More counting.
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You say "nachos,"
I'll say "'chos."
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One, two, three.
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Nachos.'Chos.
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BOTH:
See? I win!
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No! I win because I'm in charge.
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Fine. All right.
What about beef nachos?
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You want me to just say
"beef 'chos"?
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Those are obviously b-chos.
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I think you're being
kind of a b-cho.
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If you need me, I'll be out here
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getting more mountain air,
my love!
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Pick up, pick up, pick up.
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MARJORIE:
Hello. How's the happy newlywed?
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Everything is perfect
and I'm completely miserable.
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And if I'm completely miserable
on our honeymoon,
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what does that say
about our marriage?
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Not gonna work,
that's what it says.
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I'm guessing you haven't
been to a meeting.
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I'm in the middle of nowhere.
What am I supposed to do,
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find a raccoon
with a whiskey problem?
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Check online.
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There are alcoholics everywhere,
even in the wilderness.
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After four years of sobriety,
I'd like to think
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I could go a week
without a meeting.
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You know, Bonnie,
when you packed your suitcase,
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you also packed yourself.
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I also packed a phone charger.
What's your point?
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I'll say it so a child
could understand.
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You have alcoholism here,
you have alcoholism there,
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you have alcoholism everywhere.
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I will punch you here,
I will punch you there,
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I will punch you everywhere.
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I don't need a meeting!
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Bonnie, we have a disease,
and meetings are our medicine.
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And if you don't want to go,
the only other choice
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[distorted]:
you have is to...
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Hello? Hello?
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What's the other choice?
What's the other choice?!
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Damn it!
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[screams]
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[water splashes]
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Hey, babe.
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Apropos of nothing,
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I was wondering
if you wanted to swing by
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Conference Room B
at the American Legion Hall
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from 11:00 to 12:00?
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I love small
towns like this.
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Look, a barber shop
with a pole. Ha.
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Maybe while you're in your
meeting, I'll get my hair cut.
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Yeah, maybe there's
a ladies sunglasses store.
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You can just go crazy.
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Wait, do you not like
my glasses?
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No, I always wanted
to be married to Audrey Hepburn.
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How about we discuss this
after you're done?
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We could get lunch at that
cute little diner we passed.
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Or we could get
breakfast at Tiffany's.
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Okay, where is
this meeting?There, there.
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See those guys smoking
cigarettes and guzzling coffee?
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Those are my people.Yeah, wait, hang on, hang on!
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Let me stop the car...
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Back in an hour!
I love you.
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Come back normal!
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Hey, Patty.
241
00:09:57,597 --> 00:09:59,642
Hey, Jim.
242
00:09:59,686 --> 00:10:00,730
Hey, Patty.
243
00:10:00,774 --> 00:10:02,210
Hey, Stan.
244
00:10:02,253 --> 00:10:03,472
Hey, Jim.
245
00:10:03,515 --> 00:10:05,039
Hey, Stan.
246
00:10:05,082 --> 00:10:06,388
Hi. Hello to everyone.
247
00:10:06,431 --> 00:10:08,651
I thought this was
the 11:00 meeting.
248
00:10:09,826 --> 00:10:11,611
Well, it's the same
six people every day,
249
00:10:11,654 --> 00:10:13,525
so it starts when it starts.
[chuckles]
250
00:10:13,569 --> 00:10:15,484
Not what I want to hear.
251
00:10:16,790 --> 00:10:18,139
I'm Patty.Bonnie.
252
00:10:18,182 --> 00:10:20,010
You seem a little jumpy.
Are you new?
253
00:10:20,054 --> 00:10:21,403
I have four years.
254
00:10:21,446 --> 00:10:23,840
Really? Is that what I have
to look forward to?
255
00:10:23,884 --> 00:10:25,537
How long do you have?
256
00:10:25,581 --> 00:10:27,670
This time it's ten days.
257
00:10:27,714 --> 00:10:29,672
It's nice to have someone
from out of town.
258
00:10:29,716 --> 00:10:31,152
Where are you from?
259
00:10:31,195 --> 00:10:32,936
Is it someplace exciting
like Philadelphia? [chuckles]
260
00:10:32,980 --> 00:10:34,938
I've always wanted
to go to Philadelphia.
261
00:10:34,982 --> 00:10:36,897
Run up those steps like Rocky.
262
00:10:36,940 --> 00:10:39,464
But then I heard
it's harder than it looks.
263
00:10:39,508 --> 00:10:40,770
I'm from Napa,
264
00:10:40,814 --> 00:10:42,859
where the meetings
start on time! Hey!
265
00:10:42,903 --> 00:10:44,600
Can we get this pony
on the straightaway?
266
00:10:44,644 --> 00:10:45,819
[chuckles]:
Well,
267
00:10:45,862 --> 00:10:47,342
welcome there, Napa.
268
00:10:47,385 --> 00:10:49,344
You're in my seat.
269
00:10:49,387 --> 00:10:51,085
Stan, just sit over there.
270
00:10:52,129 --> 00:10:54,349
Hi. What's your name?
271
00:10:54,392 --> 00:10:55,959
"Start the meeting."
That's my name.
272
00:10:56,003 --> 00:10:58,353
Sometimes I go by "do it now."
273
00:10:58,396 --> 00:11:01,095
[laughs]
You are funny.
274
00:11:01,138 --> 00:11:03,097
How about you be
our speaker today?
275
00:11:03,140 --> 00:11:05,360
Wait, wait, wait. You said I
was gonna be the speaker today.
276
00:11:05,403 --> 00:11:06,709
I was gonna tell my barn story.
277
00:11:06,753 --> 00:11:08,363
[all groan]
278
00:11:08,406 --> 00:11:10,278
What? It's funny.
279
00:11:10,321 --> 00:11:13,760
He got drunk, burned
down the barn, the end.
280
00:11:13,803 --> 00:11:18,199
Well, it's funny when I tell it
and... when I'm in that seat.
281
00:11:18,242 --> 00:11:20,114
Just go.
282
00:11:20,157 --> 00:11:21,985
Bonnie, alcoholic.
283
00:11:22,029 --> 00:11:23,639
GROUP: Hi, Bonnie.[sighs]
284
00:11:23,683 --> 00:11:25,772
So, I'm in town
'cause I'm on my honeymoon,
285
00:11:25,815 --> 00:11:27,991
and I'm-I'm sort of ruining
my honeymoon
286
00:11:28,035 --> 00:11:30,559
'cause I have alcoholism,
and I never met a good thing
287
00:11:30,602 --> 00:11:32,561
I couldn't
turn into a bad thing.
288
00:11:32,604 --> 00:11:33,910
I come by it honestly.
289
00:11:33,954 --> 00:11:36,608
My mother abandoned me
when I was four.
290
00:11:36,652 --> 00:11:39,829
Well, so far,
it's no barn story, huh?
291
00:11:45,966 --> 00:11:48,490
We're about to open.
Where's my staff?
292
00:11:48,533 --> 00:11:49,839
I just got a text from Rick.
293
00:11:49,883 --> 00:11:51,319
He says he's not feeling well,
294
00:11:51,362 --> 00:11:53,582
and he won't be better
till Adam's back.
295
00:11:53,625 --> 00:11:55,802
What a jerk.
296
00:11:55,845 --> 00:11:58,674
There's, like,
a bajillion games on today.
297
00:11:58,718 --> 00:12:02,156
Okay. Okay, we're a man
down, but we can handle it.
298
00:12:02,199 --> 00:12:04,288
Jenny and Sharon
are sick, too.
299
00:12:04,332 --> 00:12:05,333
Who's Sharon?
300
00:12:05,376 --> 00:12:06,551
The one you call Karen.
301
00:12:08,249 --> 00:12:10,207
Well, I think the takeaway
302
00:12:10,251 --> 00:12:12,819
is that their work ethic is
even worse than I thought.
303
00:12:12,862 --> 00:12:14,385
Oh, is that the takeaway?
304
00:12:14,429 --> 00:12:17,388
'Cause there's a second takeaway
where you're a lady dick.
305
00:12:18,520 --> 00:12:21,001
If I'm so terrible,
why are you here?
306
00:12:21,044 --> 00:12:22,176
'Cause you're my friend.
307
00:12:22,219 --> 00:12:25,701
Really? But you just
called me a dick.
308
00:12:25,745 --> 00:12:28,095
Yeah, to your face,
like a real friend.
309
00:12:28,138 --> 00:12:30,619
Aw.
310
00:12:30,662 --> 00:12:32,795
You've kind of
been a dick, too.
311
00:12:32,839 --> 00:12:34,231
Come on, bring it in. Huh?
312
00:12:35,755 --> 00:12:37,104
[chuckles]
313
00:12:37,147 --> 00:12:40,063
What do we got to do to
get you to move here?
314
00:12:40,934 --> 00:12:42,370
Your story was unbelievable.
315
00:12:42,413 --> 00:12:45,852
And that was only
volume one, my friend.[laughs]
316
00:12:45,895 --> 00:12:47,897
Hey, great share.
317
00:12:47,941 --> 00:12:49,594
You know, the thing
about my barn story
318
00:12:49,638 --> 00:12:52,293
is that the, uh, door was
locked from the outside.
319
00:12:52,336 --> 00:12:53,642
Who locked it?
320
00:12:53,685 --> 00:12:55,775
It's a mystery.
321
00:12:55,818 --> 00:12:58,734
No, it's not.
It was your wife.
322
00:13:00,780 --> 00:13:03,043
Bonnie, you were amazing.
323
00:13:03,086 --> 00:13:04,871
I mean, hearing you
made me actually think
324
00:13:04,914 --> 00:13:05,959
I could stay sober.
325
00:13:06,002 --> 00:13:07,177
Thanks.
326
00:13:07,221 --> 00:13:09,310
No, you don't understand.
327
00:13:09,353 --> 00:13:12,487
I've been in and out for years,
and I've never felt like this.
328
00:13:12,530 --> 00:13:15,446
The way you talked
about your daughter
329
00:13:15,490 --> 00:13:16,883
really touched me.
330
00:13:16,926 --> 00:13:20,060
I've got a little girl,
but she got taken away.
331
00:13:20,103 --> 00:13:22,584
Lives with my mom while
I'm trying to get clean.
332
00:13:22,627 --> 00:13:23,890
But ever since she left,
333
00:13:23,933 --> 00:13:26,893
I-I can't put more than
three days together.
334
00:13:26,936 --> 00:13:29,112
I thought you said
you had ten days.
335
00:13:29,156 --> 00:13:32,463
I was rounding up.
I have one.
336
00:13:32,507 --> 00:13:34,901
I could wallpaper a house
with my one-day chips.
337
00:13:34,944 --> 00:13:36,467
Now I've got a four-year coin.
338
00:13:36,511 --> 00:13:38,600
I accidentally used it
for a wish in a fountain,
339
00:13:38,643 --> 00:13:40,820
but I know it's at the mall
if I need it.
340
00:13:40,863 --> 00:13:42,822
Wow, I'm so glad I met you.
341
00:13:42,865 --> 00:13:44,345
I almost didn't come.
342
00:13:44,388 --> 00:13:47,087
How often do you go
to meetings?Twice a week.
343
00:13:48,349 --> 00:13:50,090
Once a week.
344
00:13:51,395 --> 00:13:53,963
Hey, I came today.
[chuckles]
345
00:13:54,007 --> 00:13:55,835
If you had cancer
and I told you
346
00:13:55,878 --> 00:13:57,837
all you had to do
to keep it in remission
347
00:13:57,880 --> 00:13:59,839
was hit four meetings a week,
wouldn't you go?
348
00:13:59,882 --> 00:14:00,927
Oh, wow.
349
00:14:00,970 --> 00:14:03,103
Can you actually
fix cancer that way?
350
00:14:03,146 --> 00:14:05,757
[chuckles] That should
be bigger news.
351
00:14:05,801 --> 00:14:09,283
No, but it works pretty good
for our thing.
352
00:14:09,326 --> 00:14:12,808
We have a disease,
and meetings are our medicine.
353
00:14:12,852 --> 00:14:16,159
You are literally the
wisest woman in AA.
354
00:14:17,160 --> 00:14:19,162
Yes, I am.
355
00:14:21,164 --> 00:14:23,297
[exhales] Hey.Hey.
356
00:14:23,340 --> 00:14:24,689
Where are your sunglasses?
357
00:14:24,733 --> 00:14:26,778
I'm not wearing them anymore.
Let's move on.
358
00:14:26,822 --> 00:14:28,998
No, no, they're fine.
I was just in a bad mood.
359
00:14:29,042 --> 00:14:29,912
Really?
360
00:14:35,483 --> 00:14:36,963
I can't.
361
00:14:39,530 --> 00:14:41,315
PATTY:
Hey, thanks for waiting.
362
00:14:41,358 --> 00:14:42,707
You must be Adam.
363
00:14:43,708 --> 00:14:44,796
Right.
364
00:14:44,840 --> 00:14:46,146
This is Patty.
She's coming to lunch.
365
00:14:46,189 --> 00:14:48,452
New in the program
and a very big fan of mine.
366
00:14:48,496 --> 00:14:50,498
[chuckles]
Aren't we all.
367
00:14:53,196 --> 00:14:55,198
Here are your jalapeño poppers.
368
00:14:55,242 --> 00:14:56,678
I ordered mozzarella sticks.
369
00:14:56,721 --> 00:14:58,810
Buddy, I am this close
to crying,
370
00:14:58,854 --> 00:15:00,464
and once I start, I cannot stop.
371
00:15:00,508 --> 00:15:02,989
So I'm gonna need you to
suck it up and eat the poppers
372
00:15:03,032 --> 00:15:05,513
or cradle me like a baby
for the next three hours.
373
00:15:09,604 --> 00:15:11,040
[clamoring]Yeah.
374
00:15:11,084 --> 00:15:12,781
Okay. Yeah, yeah.
375
00:15:12,824 --> 00:15:14,609
Ugh.
376
00:15:14,652 --> 00:15:16,698
Oh, uh...
377
00:15:16,741 --> 00:15:18,743
Who wants whatever this is?
378
00:15:20,267 --> 00:15:22,008
Come on, people, it's alcohol!
379
00:15:22,051 --> 00:15:23,661
What's wrong with you?
380
00:15:23,705 --> 00:15:25,707
I need two martinis.
381
00:15:25,750 --> 00:15:26,795
MARJORIE: On it.[ice shaking]
382
00:15:26,838 --> 00:15:28,579
Where'd you come from?
383
00:15:28,623 --> 00:15:30,973
Tammy called,
said you needed help.
384
00:15:31,017 --> 00:15:33,106
Been a minute
since I tended bar,
385
00:15:33,149 --> 00:15:35,673
but I think I got this.
386
00:15:35,717 --> 00:15:39,939
Don't take this the wrong way,
but you've never been hotter.
387
00:15:39,982 --> 00:15:42,245
Hey, I ordered a whiskey
half an hour ago.
388
00:15:42,289 --> 00:15:43,507
Oh, did you?
You want to know
389
00:15:43,551 --> 00:15:45,031
what I've been doing
the last half hour?
390
00:15:45,074 --> 00:15:47,207
Trying to find table three
'cause you can't count clockwise
391
00:15:47,250 --> 00:15:49,339
when you don't know
where midnight is!
392
00:15:50,601 --> 00:15:52,560
Tammy, why don't you
let me handle this.
393
00:15:52,603 --> 00:15:54,518
Oh, thank God
you made it.
394
00:15:54,562 --> 00:15:55,867
What can I get you?
395
00:15:55,911 --> 00:15:57,913
A whiskey.
I've been waiting forever.
396
00:15:57,957 --> 00:16:00,785
Friend, I'm gonna say
you're at fault here
397
00:16:00,829 --> 00:16:02,657
for ordering just
one drink at a time.
398
00:16:02,700 --> 00:16:05,225
In a crowded bar, you
always order at least two.
399
00:16:05,268 --> 00:16:06,530
But my ice would melt.
400
00:16:06,574 --> 00:16:07,923
Oh, honey, if your
ice is melting,
401
00:16:07,967 --> 00:16:09,533
you're drinking
too damn slow.
402
00:16:09,577 --> 00:16:12,232
Now let's get your buzz on.
How many drinks do you want?
403
00:16:12,275 --> 00:16:13,755
Two?
404
00:16:13,798 --> 00:16:15,496
I heard four.
405
00:16:17,411 --> 00:16:19,761
I came as soon as I could.
What can I do?
406
00:16:19,804 --> 00:16:22,329
We need six orders of beef
nachos and mozzarella sticks.
407
00:16:22,372 --> 00:16:24,331
Okay, b-chos and
mo-sticks coming up.
408
00:16:24,374 --> 00:16:25,897
Why did you call them that?
409
00:16:25,941 --> 00:16:27,029
'Cause it's faster.
410
00:16:27,073 --> 00:16:29,336
I love you.
411
00:16:29,379 --> 00:16:33,601
I need two bourbons, neat,
for table three and/or seven.
412
00:16:34,645 --> 00:16:35,907
Got it.
413
00:16:35,951 --> 00:16:37,735
Tammy, thanks for
calling in the troops.
414
00:16:37,779 --> 00:16:39,085
You guys are saving my ass.
415
00:16:39,128 --> 00:16:40,390
No problem.
416
00:16:40,434 --> 00:16:42,784
Adam really should've
left you in charge.
417
00:16:42,827 --> 00:16:44,829
I know.
418
00:16:48,485 --> 00:16:51,227
BONNIE:
Oh, my God.
I'm finally enjoying myself.
419
00:16:51,271 --> 00:16:52,576
I can be on this deck
420
00:16:52,620 --> 00:16:54,317
without wanting to leap
to my death.
421
00:16:54,361 --> 00:16:57,103
All I needed was to be with the man I love
422
00:16:57,146 --> 00:16:59,192
and this near total stranger.
423
00:17:00,236 --> 00:17:01,977
Mmm. Adam,
424
00:17:02,021 --> 00:17:03,109
this steak is amazing.
425
00:17:03,152 --> 00:17:04,545
What'd you put on it?
426
00:17:04,588 --> 00:17:06,460
Salt and pepper.Mmm.
427
00:17:06,503 --> 00:17:08,462
Genius.
428
00:17:08,505 --> 00:17:11,204
And thanks for cooking it extra
well-done for me. [chuckles]
429
00:17:11,247 --> 00:17:13,554
Does get rid of
all that nasty juiciness.
430
00:17:13,597 --> 00:17:15,382
[chuckles]
431
00:17:15,425 --> 00:17:17,993
So, Patty,
are you in a relationship?
432
00:17:18,037 --> 00:17:20,039
Yeah, well, I'm kind of married.
433
00:17:20,082 --> 00:17:22,911
Wh-What does that mean?Oh.
434
00:17:22,954 --> 00:17:24,130
He wanted an open thing.
435
00:17:24,173 --> 00:17:27,307
So I said,
"Okay, one rule: nobody I know."
436
00:17:27,350 --> 00:17:28,221
Never works.
437
00:17:28,264 --> 00:17:30,223
What?Shh. She's talking.
438
00:17:32,181 --> 00:17:34,009
Then last year,
he went and slept with Heather,
439
00:17:34,053 --> 00:17:35,315
who I groom dogs with.
440
00:17:35,358 --> 00:17:36,751
And then she got pregnant,
441
00:17:36,794 --> 00:17:39,014
so most of the time,
he lives at her place.
442
00:17:39,058 --> 00:17:40,363
Well, unless they're fighting.
443
00:17:40,407 --> 00:17:42,409
Then he stays with me.
That's cool.
444
00:17:43,453 --> 00:17:46,717
Well, it was cool
until I got evicted.
445
00:17:46,761 --> 00:17:48,502
Now I live in the back
of the pet store.
446
00:17:48,545 --> 00:17:50,112
I put three dog beds together,
447
00:17:50,156 --> 00:17:52,723
but it still feels like
I'm on the floor.
448
00:17:52,767 --> 00:17:54,203
You guys got animals?
449
00:17:54,247 --> 00:17:56,205
We have a golden retriever
named Gus.
450
00:17:56,249 --> 00:17:59,382
Oh. Does he need a haircut
or his anal glands expressed?
451
00:18:00,905 --> 00:18:03,169
I'm a magician
with an anal gland.
452
00:18:03,212 --> 00:18:04,692
Okay, you know what?
453
00:18:04,735 --> 00:18:06,955
I'm gonna go ahead
and take this inside.
454
00:18:08,957 --> 00:18:10,524
Sorry.
455
00:18:10,567 --> 00:18:12,830
It sounds like you're really
going through a hard time.
456
00:18:12,874 --> 00:18:15,398
The only thing I care about
is my daughter.
457
00:18:15,442 --> 00:18:18,662
It was her birthday last week.
I didn't even see her.
458
00:18:18,706 --> 00:18:19,794
'Cause you were drunk?
459
00:18:21,317 --> 00:18:22,710
I've been there.
460
00:18:22,753 --> 00:18:25,582
I'm never gonna get her back.
461
00:18:25,626 --> 00:18:29,282
In my experience, if you put
your focus on your sobriety,
462
00:18:29,325 --> 00:18:30,979
everything else
in your life
463
00:18:31,022 --> 00:18:32,589
will work out better
than you could imagine.
464
00:18:32,633 --> 00:18:34,461
I mean, I have an
incredible relationship with
465
00:18:34,504 --> 00:18:37,507
my daughter now, and I'm married
to that wonderful guy in there.
466
00:18:37,551 --> 00:18:40,336
Is he wonderful?
467
00:18:40,380 --> 00:18:42,338
He seems kind of grumpy.
468
00:18:42,382 --> 00:18:44,384
Oh. [chuckles]
That's my fault.
469
00:18:44,427 --> 00:18:46,560
Um, I've been a bit of
a handful on this trip.
470
00:18:46,603 --> 00:18:48,736
[chuckles]: Actually, I'm a
bit of a handful all the time.
471
00:18:48,779 --> 00:18:51,695
But the point is I
used to be much worse.
472
00:18:53,349 --> 00:18:55,308
Will you be my sponsor?
473
00:18:56,352 --> 00:18:57,353
What?
474
00:18:57,397 --> 00:18:59,573
I-I know you don't live
around here,
475
00:18:59,616 --> 00:19:02,228
but we could talk
on the phone and stuff.
476
00:19:04,665 --> 00:19:06,623
I would really like that.
477
00:19:06,667 --> 00:19:08,582
ADAM: All right,
I'm going to bed!
478
00:19:08,625 --> 00:19:10,975
I'm in the middle
of something!
479
00:19:13,456 --> 00:19:16,067
So, I want you to
call me every day,
480
00:19:16,111 --> 00:19:18,592
but never after 8:00.
My marriage comes first.
481
00:19:24,772 --> 00:19:26,556
[both sigh]
482
00:19:26,600 --> 00:19:29,211
I finally get what all the
honeymoon fuss is about.
483
00:19:29,255 --> 00:19:30,517
This is great.
484
00:19:30,560 --> 00:19:32,214
Yeah, it is.
485
00:19:35,739 --> 00:19:37,219
[sighs]
486
00:19:37,263 --> 00:19:39,221
I could do this
all night long.
487
00:19:39,265 --> 00:19:40,875
I could, too.
488
00:19:40,918 --> 00:19:42,572
Except we can't.
489
00:19:43,921 --> 00:19:45,880
Patty's coming over?
490
00:19:45,923 --> 00:19:47,708
Yeah. [grunts]
491
00:19:47,751 --> 00:19:49,753
She'll be here
in 15 minutes.
492
00:19:51,407 --> 00:19:55,585
So, I guess she's kind of part
of our honeymoon now, huh?
493
00:19:55,629 --> 00:19:57,065
I'm sorry.
494
00:19:57,108 --> 00:19:58,719
I know she's a little crazy.
495
00:19:58,762 --> 00:20:00,721
Yeah.
496
00:20:00,764 --> 00:20:03,854
But ever since you've been
helping her, you're not.
497
00:20:03,898 --> 00:20:05,856
Wow.
498
00:20:05,900 --> 00:20:08,032
You really know me.
[chuckles]
499
00:20:08,076 --> 00:20:10,209
But you love me anyway.
500
00:20:10,252 --> 00:20:11,253
[chuckles]:
I do.
501
00:20:11,297 --> 00:20:12,863
And I always will.
502
00:20:15,388 --> 00:20:17,868
We've got 13 minutes.
Let's ride the bear.
503
00:20:17,912 --> 00:20:19,392
[doorbell rings]
504
00:20:19,435 --> 00:20:22,699
Come on! What kind of
alcoholic is early?
505
00:20:22,743 --> 00:20:24,223
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