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[ DIRGE PLAYING ]
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[ MAN SOBBING ]
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>> Frankenstein: EGADS.
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[ Whining ] FUNERALS ARE SO
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BORING!
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BOO!
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>> VICTOR, HOW CAN YOU BE BORED?
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IT'S YOUR OWN MOTHER.
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>> Frankenstein: "A," BECAUSE.
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"B," IT'S.
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"C," BORING!
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NEED ANY MORE OF YOUR PRECIOUS
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REASONS?
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>> UGH.
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YOU'RE SO SPOILED JUST BECAUSE
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YOU CAN BRING ANYTHING BACK TO
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LIFE.
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>> GOOD JOB, DEATH.
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I'M REALLY "WRAPPED UP" IN THIS
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WHOLE FUNERAL THING.
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NYUK, NYUK, NYUK.
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>> JUST DOING MY JOB.
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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>> GREAT JOB, MAN.
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REALLY WELL DONE.
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>> OH, MAN, THANKS.
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IT'S NOTHING.
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>> NO, NO, I'M NOT BLOWING
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SMOKE.
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LIKE, YOU KNOCKED THIS ONE OUT
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OF THE PARK.
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THIS IS YOU. YOU'RE THE SOURCE.
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>> YOU'RE NICE.
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>> Frankenstein: EXCUSE ME,
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JEKYLL.
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DEATH IS RIGHT. IT WAS NOTHING!
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MY MOTHER WAS AN OLD LADY.
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HE'S DEATH.
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WHAT'S THE BIGGIE?
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>> [ WHISTLES ] YEESH.
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>> MM-HMM. YEAH.
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>> ALL RIGHT.
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WELL, YEAH, NO, IT'S COOL.
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SO, I'M AN IDIOT.
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MESSAGE RECEIVED.
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>> NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
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I THINK I'M THE IDIOT HERE.
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EXCUSE US, DR. HECKLE.
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>> OKAY, NO PROBLEM.
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UH, IT'S "JEKYLL." UH...
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>> HEY, VICTOR, YOU'RE NOT GONNA
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STEAL MY LIMELIGHT AND BRING
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YOUR MOTHER BACK TO LIFE AGAIN,
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ARE YOU?
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>> Frankenstein: OF COURSE I AM.
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I AM A MAD SCIENTIST.
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PLUS, SHE GETS A DEAL BECAUSE I
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SLID OUT OF HER BIRTH CANAL.
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>> WELL, IT'S JUST THAT IF YOU
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KEEP FOILING MY WORK, I'LL BE
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OUT OF A JOB.
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>> Frankenstein: [ Singsong
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voice ] NOT MY PROBLEM.
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>> PLEASE, VICTOR.
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YOU GOT TO MEET ME HALFWAY.
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[ Voice breaking ] I'VE
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COMPLETELY LOST ALL CONFIDENCE
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IN MYSELF.
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[ SOBBING ]
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>> Frankenstein: GOD.
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>> [ SNIFFLES ]
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I'VE JUST REALLY HIT THE SKIDS.
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I'VE EVEN STARTED...
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DRINKING A LITTLE TOO MUCH.
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>> Frankenstein: LOOK, I THINK
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YOU'RE FOCUSING ALL THIS
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PATHETIC SADNESS ON THE WRONG
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GUY HERE.
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WHY DON'T YOU GO TO THE SOURCE
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OF THE PROBLEM?
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THE ORIGINAL REANIMATOR --
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JESUS.
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HE WAS BRINGING THINGS BACK TO
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LIFE WAY BEFORE ME.
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>> [ SNIFFLES ]
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YOU KIND OF LIKE ME, DON'T YOU?
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>> Frankenstein: OH, PLEASE.
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I'M ONLY HELPING YOU BECAUSE MY
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PROFESSION IS MAKING LIFE OUT OF
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THE DEAD.
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I NEED YOU ON TOP OF YOUR GAME.
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NOW GO!
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>> [ SNIFFLES ] FINE!
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>> [ SCREECHES ]
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>> [ HOWLS ]
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>> * LEAVE ALL HOPE BEHIND
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* GIVE UP ALL CONTROL
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* TAKE MY HAND
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* WE'RE GOING DOWN THE
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FRANKENHOLE *
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>> [ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
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>> HEY, GUYS, WHERE'S JESUS?
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>> [ à la Edward G. Robinson ]
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YOU TELL US, SEE?
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>> EVER SINCE HE DISCOVERED
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THOSE STUPID FRANKENHOLES, HE'S
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BEEN IMPOSSIBLE TO PIN DOWN.
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>> MOSTLY HANGS OUT WITH FAMOUS
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PEOPLE.
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THE GUY'S ALWAYS BEEN A REAL
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GLORY HOUND.
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>> I SEE.
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[ THUNDER CRASHES ]
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>> BORING!
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UGH. WHY DID YOU DRAG ME HERE?
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>> Shhh!
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People are staring.
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>> YOU FREE A WHOLE BUNCH OF
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NEGROES, BUT YOU ENSLAVE ME IN
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THIS HELL.
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>> You're embarrassing me.
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IT'S BAD ENOUGH YOU MADE ME WEAR
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THIS HAT.
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>> THE HAT LOOKS GOOD ON YOU.
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TRUST ME.
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>> I HATE IT.
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IT'S NOT THEATER-FRIENDLY.
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>> IT LOOKS FANTASTIC!
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>> WHY DON'T YOU WEAR IT?
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>> FINE! GIVE IT TO ME.
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[ Mockingly ] WHOO! LOOK AT ME!
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"I'M ABE LINCOLN.
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I FREED THE SLAVES."
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>> GIVE THAT BACK BEFORE SOMEONE
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THINKS THAT THE ANNOYING PERSON
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IS ME.
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>> WELL, WHY DON'T YOU JUST SHUT
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UP?
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I'M OUT OF HERE.
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[ GUNSHOT ]
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[ PEOPLE SCREAMING ]
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>> HMM.
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[ THUNDER CRASHES ]
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>> JOAN OF ARC, I SENTENCE YOU
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TO SIT HERE TIED TO THAT STAKE
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ALL NIGHT LONG.
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YOU DO NOT HEAR THE VOICE OF
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GOD, CHILD.
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>> UGH.
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CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT GUY?
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SO, WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO
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TONIGHT?
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>> I THINK I'M KIND OF IN FOR
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THE EVENING, MY LORD.
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>> I GOT SPARKLERS!
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>> OH, PLEASE BE CAREFUL, MY
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LORD.
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THE BASE OF THIS IS ALL
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KINDLING.
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IT'S VERY FLAMMABLE.
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>> [ Laughing ] KINDLING?
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WHY IS THERE KINDLING HERE?
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THAT'S RIDICULOUS.
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HERE -- LET ME LIGHT YOU ONE UP.
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>> NO, NO, NO, PLEASE!
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>> [ LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY ]
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>> PLEASE BE CAREFUL, MY LORD.
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I TRUST YOU. I DO TRUST YOU.
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[ SCREAMS ]
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>> WEE-E-E-E!
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THERE YOU GO!
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NOW YOU'RE GETTING INTO IT!
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>> HUH.
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[ THUNDER CRASHES ]
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>> ELVIS!
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COME ON.
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OTHER PEOPLE HAVE TO GO TO THE
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BATHROOM, YOU KNOW.
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COME ON!
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>> JESUS, I HAVE 80 BATHROOMS IN
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THIS PLACE.
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USE ANOTHER ONE.
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>> NO! I LIKE THIS ONE!
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>> OKAY, ALL RIGHT.
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IT'LL BE A SECOND.
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I'M CATCHING A BROWN TRAIN.
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>> OH, NO.
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DON'T STINK IT UP IN THERE,
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ELVIS.
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WOULD YOU OPEN A WINDOW, AT
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LEAST, PLEASE?
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>> ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
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HOLD ON.
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HELL, GOLLY.
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[ GRUNTING ]
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THE WINDOW'S PAINTED SHUT,
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JESUS.
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WHO PAINTS THE PART THAT OPENS?
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>> NO, IT'S NOT PAINTED SHUT!
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COME ON, ELVIS. TRY HARDER.
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>> OKAY, HOLD ON.
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[ GRUNTING INTENSIFIES ]
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>> HARDER!
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STRAIN HARDER!
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>> OH, JESUS, MY HEART!
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>> STRAIN!
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STRAIN!
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>> [ MOANS ]
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OH, GOLLY!
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I SEE THE TUPELO SUNSHINE.
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[ Weakly ] MY BARE FEET...
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I GOT A POLLIWOG IN A BUCKET.
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[ GRUNTS ]
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[ THUD ]
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>> ELVIS?
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YOU OPEN THAT WINDOW?
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PLEASE SAY YOU DID.
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[ TOILET FLUSHES ]
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FINALLY!
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>> PHEW!
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I'D GIVE IT A FEW MINUTES IN
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THERE.
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>> OHHHHHHHH.
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[ TRICKLING ]
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SO GOOD.
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>> UGH.
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[ THUNDER CRASHES ]
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>> Frankenstein: I SWEAR I
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THOUGHT HE BROUGHT THE DEAD BACK
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TO LIFE.
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>> NO.
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TURNS OUT, JESUS IS ALMOST
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SOLELY RESPONSIBLE FOR EVERY
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MAJOR DEATH IN HISTORY.
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HE'S REALLY AMAZING.
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WELL, I'M OFF TO LEARN FROM THE
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MASTER.
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>> Frankenstein: [ SIGHS ]
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I HOPE THAT GETS HIM OFF MY
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BACK.
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WHERE DID YOU GET THAT MUSTACHE
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FROM?!
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>> NO.
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NO!
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NOBODY'S LOOKING AT ME!
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HELP!
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HUH?
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>> GREETINGS!
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>> EW. WHO ARE YOU?
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>> I-I'M DEATH.
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>> OHH.
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I THOUGHT YOU SMELLED FAMILIAR.
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NOW, WHY ARE YOU VISITING ME?
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>> UH, WELL, I'VE BEEN FOLLOWING
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YOUR CAREER FOR A WHILE NOW.
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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YOU DON'T MIND IF I JUST HANG
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OUT WITH YOU?
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PICK YOUR BRAIN A LITTLE BIT?
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>> HANG OUT?
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YEAH, SURE.
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I LOVE TALKING ABOUT ME.
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>> OKAY, FIRST OFF, ABOUT THIS
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"RISING FROM THE DEAD" THING...
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>> WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL, DUMBASS?
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I WAS DEAD -- NOW I'M NOT.
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OOH! CRAZY!
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BIG WHOOP.
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>> WELL, THIS IS FASCINATING.
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>> I KNOW!
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IT WAS FASCINATING, RIGHT?
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I LOVE IT!
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THANKS FOR REMINDING ME HOW
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FASCINATING I AM.
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[ Voice breaking ] YOU KNOW,
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SOMETIMES, I DON'T EVEN GET HOW
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GREAT I AM.
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YOU'RE FUN! I LIKE YOU!
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YOU KNOW WHAT -- WE GOTTA HANG
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OUT LIKE THIS WITH ME ALL THE
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TIME.
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>> LET'S GO TO DINNER.
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I KNOW A GREAT PLACE IN
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SOMEWHERE IN EASTERN EUROPE.
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>> YAY!
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[ THUNDER CRASHES ]
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>> SO, TELL ME, WHAT'S YOUR
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SECRET?
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>> I DON'T KNOW.
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I GUESS I BEFRIEND PEOPLE AND
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THEY TAKE ME OUT TO EAT.
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IT'S EASY.
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>> YEAH, BUT THE WAY PEOPLE JUST
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DIE AROUND YOU...
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YOU'RE A NATURAL. [ CHUCKLES ]
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>> YOU KNOW WHAT IT'S CALLED?
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>> WHAT?
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>> A COINKY-DINK, DUMBASS!
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>> THAT'S THE TECHNICAL TERM?
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HOW DO YOU SPELL THAT?
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>> HERE'S HOW YOU SPELL IT.
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"BOOM" AND "BOOM."
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IT'S A COINCIDENCE.
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>> I GUESS. I MEAN, IT JUST --
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>> I'M NOT DOING ANYTHING.
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I'M NOT KILLING THEM.
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>> YEAH, NOT...DIRECTLY.
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>> NO, NOT AT ALL.
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YOU THINK I'M OUT THERE STABBING
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PEOPLE WITH A KNIFE?
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>> NO, NOT EXACTLY.
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>> WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "NOT
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EXACTLY"?!
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>> WELL, NO, NOT AT ALL.
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>> [ Chuckling ] NO, NOT AT ALL.
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YOU'RE --
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>> NO, YOU DON'T REALLY -- ARE
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YOU NOT AWARE OF YOUR
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SURROUNDINGS AS MUCH?
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>> I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE
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TALKING ABOUT.
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YOU KNOW, PEOPLE DIE. THE END.
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>> ALL RIGHT.
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>> WHAT IS THIS PLACE, BY THE
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WAY?
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THIS IS NOT GREAT.
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I'M GREAT.
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>> YEAH, BUT THE VIEW -- I MEAN,
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HOW IT OVERLOOKS THE CEMETERY.
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>>OVERLOOK THE CEMETERY.
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>> W-WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
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>> LOOK AT ME!
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I'M -- I'M OVER THE CEMETERY,
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LOOKING AT IT.
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WHAT'S MORE SPECIAL THAN ME
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ABOUT THIS RESTAURANT, DUMBASS?
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>> ANOTHER DRINK, PLEASE.
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>> I' BETTER THAN DRINKING!
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I KNOW -- SON OF GOD.
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>> Both: WHAT?
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>> I'M JESUS, SON OF GOD.
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THAT'S WHY YOU'RE STARING AT ME.
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THANK YOU.
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>> [ European accent ] WE'RE
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LOOKING OUT AT THE VIEW.
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>> [ SIGHS ]
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YOU KNOW WHAT?
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LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.
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THIS PLACE IS CREEPY.
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>> SO SORRY ABOUT HIM.
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OH. WHOOPS.
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[ SIGHS ]
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>> HEY, LISTEN TO MY NEW SONG I
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WROTE.
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>> WHAT?
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>> * LOOK AT ME WITH MY LONG
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HAIR *
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* LOOK AT ME, DON'T STARE
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* DON'T STA-A-A-A-RE
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>> MAN, HOW DO YOU PUT UP WITH
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THAT GUY?
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>> TELL ME ABOUT IT, BUDDY.
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DAMN IT.
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[ THUNDER CRASHES ]
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>> Frankenstein: GOOD NEWS!
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DEATHS ARE MYSTERIOUSLY ON THE
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WAY UP.
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HEALTHY HUMANS ARE DROPPING LIKE
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FLIES.
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DEATH MUST BE LEARNING A THING
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OR TWO FROM JESUS.
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>> OH, YOU AND YOUR PRECIOUS
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MORTALITY.
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>> Frankenstein: IS THAT A
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MUSTACHE?!
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[ THUNDER CRASHES ]
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>> BABY! BABY! ME!
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OVER HERE! ME!
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GEEZ, THEY DON'T -- I DON'T
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THINK THEY RECOGNIZE ME.
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>> OH, GOD.
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ONE MORE SCREWDRIVER, PLEASE.
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>> WOW.
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YOU'RE DRINKING A LOT, AND I
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LIKE IT.
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YOU KNOW, YOU REMIND ME OF ME
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WHEN I USED TO DRINK A LOT.
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AND, MAN, THAT WAS AN
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INTERESTING ME.
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>> "ME, ME, ME, ME, ME, ME, ME"!
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>> WHAT?
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>> IT'S ALL ABOUT JESUS, ISN'T
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IT?!
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>> YOU GOT A HAIR UP YOUR ASS.
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WHAT'S IT ABOUT?
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>> IT'S YOU.
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>> WHAT ABOUT ME?
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>> ANOTHER DRINK, PLEASE.
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>> G-GET HIM ANOTHER DRINK.
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MAKE IT A DOUBLE.
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>> DO YOU CARE ABOUT ANYONE BUT
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YOU?
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>> YES, I ALWAYS THINK ABOUT
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OTHER...WHATCHAMACALLITS.
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>> PEOPLE! OTHER PEOPLE!
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>> YEAH, PEOPLE.
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I KNOW WHAT A PEOPLE IS.
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I AM A PEOPLE!
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>> OTHE PEOPLE!
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YOU ARE REALLY SOMETHING, YOU
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KNOW THAT?
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>> DRINK IT UP.
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>> AH.
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OHHH...
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>> OH, HI! MAMA CASS!
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LET ME BUY YOU A HAM SAMMICH.
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COME ON.
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I KNOW YOU WANT TO CHOKE ONE
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DOWN.
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[ THUNDER CRASHES ]
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[ DOOR CREAKS ]
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>> FINALLY, I'VE GOTCHA BY THE
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SHORT HAIRS, COUNT JERKULA!
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>> OH, HI, JOE.
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HOW IS YOUR VAMPIRE-HUNTING
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BUSINESS GOING, YOU CAD?!
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>> WHAT THE SAM HILL --
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PUT MY HEAD DOWN, YOU MORON!
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>> WHAT THE HILL SAM?
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>> Frankenstein: ALL RIGHT.
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BRING ME THE X-RAY MACHINE.
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>> Ygor: [ Laughing ] YOU GOT
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IT.
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[ BUZZING ]
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>> Frankenstein: INTERESTING.
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>> Polidori: HMM.
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CAN YOU SEE THE CAUSE OF DEATH'S
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DEATH?
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>> Frankenstein: YES.
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DEATH HAS DIED FROM THE LETHAL
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COMBINATION OF VODKA AND JESUS.
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>> Polidori: WELL, I PREFER
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CRANBERRY, BUT, THEN AGAIN, I
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GET BLADDER INFECTIONS.
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[ THUNDER CRASHES ]
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>> WOW. WHAT A GREAT TURN-OUT.
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GREAT CROWD. GOOD-LOOKING CROWD.
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I CAN'T HELP BUT FEEL THAT I HAD
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SOMETHING TO DO WITH THIS,
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BECAUSE NOT ONLY AM I
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RESPONSIBLE FOR THE DEATH OF,
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UH [CLICKS TONGUE]
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WHAT'S-HIS-NAME OVER HERE, BUT
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ALSO, I KNOW THAT MOST OF YOU
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PROBABLY SHOWED UP BECAUSE YOU
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HEARD OL' JESúS CHRISTOS WAS
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GONNA SHOW UP IN THE FLESH.
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AM I RIGHT? HUH? I'M GREAT!
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>> Frankenstein: OH, B-ROTHER.
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>> WOW. NOTHING FROM YOU GUYS.
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OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT?
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CHECK THIS OUT.
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KA-BLAMMY! HA HA!
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FISH -- TONS OF THEM.
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>> [ COUGHS ]
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>> OH. WOW.
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TOUGH CROWD. TOUGH CROWD.
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OKAY, HERE WE GO.
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KEEP YOUR EYE ON MY MOUTH.
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HMM. ONE BITE.
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I ATE -- I ATE ALL THE FISH IN
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ONE DAMN BITE.
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WHAT DO I GOT TO DO WITH YOU
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GUYS?
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>> YOU'RE DYING UP THERE!
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>> [ Chuckling ] YEAH, I WISH.
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THAT'S -- THAT'S WHAT GOT ME ON
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EVERYBODY'S GOOD SIDE TO BEGIN
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WITH, YOU KNOW.
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THAT'S MY BEST TRICK!
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I -- [ GASPS ]
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[ DING! ]
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>> DEATH!
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HANG ON A SECOND.
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I NEED TO GET SERIOUS FOR HALF A
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SECOND.
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GET THE HELL UP!
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>> HUH? WHAT?
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>> HEY, TOUCH ME.
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I'M GONNA GO OUT WITH THIS.
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>> YO NEED ME?
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>> JUST TOUCH ME.
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THIS IS GONNA BE GOOD.
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>> WELL, ALL RIGHT.
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[ CLEARS THROAT ]
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>> UNH!
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[ ALL GASP ]
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>> WELL, UM, HE WILL BE MISSED.
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UH, THE FIRST TIME I MET
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JESUS --
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>> HELLO!
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[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
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[ ALL GASP ]
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HELLO!
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>> OH, YOU JUST CAN'T KEEP THIS
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BONEHEAD DOWN!
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>> HEY, WHO YOU CALLING A
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BONEHEAD, DUMBASS?
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>> WHY, YOU! I OUGHTA --
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>> HELLO!
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* BACK ON MY FEET
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* AND DOIN' A DANCE
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>> [ LAUGHS ]
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>> HELLO!
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HELLO!
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HELLO!
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HELLO!
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HELLO!
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HELLO!
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>> Frankenstein: YAY!
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HOO-HOO-HOO!
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HOORAY!
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YOU SEE, MOM?
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NOW, THAT'S A FUNERAL!
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A MUSTACHE?!
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