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[ THUNDER CRASHES ]
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>> [ SIGHS ]
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>> Frankenstein: ELIZABETH,
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BEHOLD!
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MY GREATEST CREATION YET!
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I HAVE TAKEN 10 DEAD CATS AND
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RESURRECTED THEM TO CREATE...
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[ ZAP! ]
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...MANPUSSY!
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[ CATS MEWING ]
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ISN'T HE ADORABLE?
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>> UGH. VICTOR.
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YOU REALLY PUT THE "'ORRIBLE"
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IN "ADORABLE."
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>> Frankenstein: NYUK, NYUK,
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NYUK.
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>> BUT SERIOUSLY, YOU ARE REALLY
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SPENDING FAR TOO MUCH TIME IN
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THAT LAB AND NOT ENOUGH AROUND
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MY VAGINA.
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>> Frankenstein: OH!
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IS YOUR LITTLE VAGINA FEELING
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NEGLECTED?
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HERE -- LET ME HELP.
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HI, MR. VAGINA!
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PUT 'ER THERE, PAL!
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LONG TIME NO SEE, OLD MAN!
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>> "NYUK NYUK," AS YOU SAY.
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WELL, I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS.
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I WANT TO HAVE ANOTHER BABY.
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>> Frankenstein: FOR GOODNESS'
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SAKES, ELIZABETH, I DON'T HAVE
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TIME TO HAVE A BABY WITH YOU.
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I'M CREATING LIFE!
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>> HA! THAT'S NOT LIFE.
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WOMEN CREATE LIFE, AND WE DO IT
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NATURALLY.
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>> Frankenstein: NATURALLY?
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WITH MR. VAGINA OVER THERE?
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WHY, HE DOESN'T EVEN MAKE
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SPARKS!
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[ ZAP! ]
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>> NYUK NYUK!
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>> SPARKS AREN'T EVERYTHING!
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>> Frankenstein: YES, THEY ARE.
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THEY'RE LITERALLY EVERYTHING!
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>> YOU THINK IT'S SO EASY FOR A
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MAN TO CREATE WHATEVER, YOU GO
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MAKE A BABY WITHOUT A WOMAN'S
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VAGINA.
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>> Frankenstein: I WILL!
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AND IF YOU THINK IT'S SO EASY
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MAKING MONSTERS, THEN YOU
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GO MAKE ONE WITHOUT HAVING A
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RAVING-MAD BRAIN!
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>> I WILL!
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>> Frankenstein: HUH!
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>> HUH!
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>> HUH!
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[ CATS MEWING ]
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HUH!
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[ COUGHING ]
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>> [ CAT MEWS ]
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[ THUNDER CRASHES ]
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>> [ SCREECHES ]
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>> [ HOWLS ]
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>> * BEYOND SPACE AND TIME
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* STRANGER THAN THE SOUL
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* IS THE WORLD
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* DEEP INSIDE THE FRANKENHOLE
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>> AAH!
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>> * LEAVE ALL HOPE BEHIND
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* GIVE UP ALL CONTROL
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* TAKE MY HAND
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* WE'RE GOING DOWN THE
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FRANKENHOLE *
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>> [ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
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>> Frankenstein: THERE.
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THAT SHOULD HAVE LOOSENED IT.
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NOW PULL IT OUT!
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>> Polidori: ARE YOU SURE?
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HOW WILL YOU KNOW YOU'RE NOT
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AROUSED IF YOU DON'T HAVE A
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PENIS?
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>> Frankenstein: NYUK, NYUK,
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POLIDORI.
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YOU KNOW I'M NEVER AROUSED.
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NOW PULL!
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>> Polidori: [ GRUNTING ]
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IT'S FIGHTING ME!
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>> Frankenstein: COME ON,
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POLLYDOLLY!
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LIFT WITH YOUR LEGS, MAN!
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>> Polidori: MY LEGS ARE MY OWN
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AFFAIR.
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[ GRUNTING ]
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[ POP! ]
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>> Frankenstein: THERE.
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NOW TAKE GOOD CARE OF IT.
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>> Polidori: OH, DON'T WORRY
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ABOUT THAT.
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>> [ HUMMING ]
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>> DO YOU THINK HE'LL LIKE ME
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WHEN HE'S ALL SEWN TOGETHER?
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>> WELL, HE SHOULD.
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I GAVE HIM THE BRAIN OF A
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PUPPY!
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>> AWW.
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>> NEXT, WE JUST SEW YOUR
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EVERYDAY HOUSEHOLD FORK TO
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MR. HIDEOUS RIGHT...ABOUT...
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THERE, SHOVE IT IN THE TOASTER,
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PULL DOWN THAT OL' LEVER,
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THEN...
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[ ZAP! ]
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...PRESTO!
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[ FOOSH! ]
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>> OH, NO! NO, NO, NO, NO!
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OH...IT'S RUINED!
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>> IS IT READY?! IS IT READY?!
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OHHH.
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I THINK THAT PIECE MIGHT STILL
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BE GOOD.
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[ FOOSH! ]
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AAH!
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>> UGH!
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[ THUNDER CRASHES ]
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>> Frankenstein: NO, MORE TO THE
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LEFT.
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IT'S NOT QUITE CENTERED.
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THERE! THERE!
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YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH!
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[ CLANK! CLANK! ]
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[ WHIR! ]
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>> Polidori: THERE. IT'S DONE.
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>> Frankenstein: YGOR, BRING ME
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THE MIRROR.
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[ SCREECH! ]
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BEHOLD!
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THE FIRST FULLY FUNCTIONING MALE
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VAGINA!
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[ ANGELIC SINGING ]
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GOOD EVENING. SORRY I'M LATE.
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HOW'S MONSTER-MAKING TREATIN'
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YA?
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>> JUST FINE, THANK YOU.
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WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?
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>> Frankenstein: NOTHING.
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NOTICE ANYTHING DIFFERENT?
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>> HMM.
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HAIRCUT?
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>> Frankenstein: UNH-UNH.
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>> UM...
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OH -- YOU SHAVED YOUR BEARD.
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>> Frankenstein: NEVER HAD A
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BEARD.
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>> I'VE GOT IT!
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YOU'RE WEARING GLASSES!
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>> Frankenstein: I AM NOT
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WEARING GLASSES!
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I HAVE A VAGINA!
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>> OH!
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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>> Frankenstein: UH-HUH.
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WHO'S THE HIGHLY EVOLVED
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SPECIES NOW?
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>> OH, MY GOD!
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I LOVE IT!
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>> Frankenstein: LOVE IT? NO!
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YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO HATE IT!
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WE'RE IN A BATTLE OF THE SEXES!
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>> OH, POO. BATTLES ARE FOR MEN.
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SIT DOWN. WE HAVE TO CHAT.
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>> Frankenstein: BUT --
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>> MEN ARE SO CLUELESS, AREN'T
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THEY?
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SO GOAL-ORIENTED.
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>> Frankenstein: WELL...YEAH.
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>> OH, I KNEW YOU'D AGREE!
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LET'S GO SHOPPING!
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WE'RE GOING TO BE SUCH GOOD
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FRIENDS!
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>> Frankenstein: FRIENDS?
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[ THUNDER CRASHES ]
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>> OH, ISN'T THIS JUST THE BEST
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WAY TO SPEND THE DAY?
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>> Frankenstein: UM...YEAH,
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BUT I THINK I SHOULD GET BACK TO
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WORK.
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>> [ CHUCKLES ] VICTOR.
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WOW. HI.
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>> Frankenstein: OH. JEKYLL, HI.
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UH, ELIZABETH WAS JUST JOKING
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AROU--
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>> NO, NO.
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YOU LOOK QUITE FETCHING IN THAT
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HAT.
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YOU KNOW WHAT? DOUBLE DATE.
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CHECK IT OUT.
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ELIZABETH, I GOT JUST THE GUY
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FOR YOU.
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MMPH! WHAA!
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LOVE YOUR BREASTS.
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WOMEN! I LOVE CHICKS!
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HOW 'BOUT YOU TWO COMING BACK TO
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OUR PLACE?
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>> NOT WITH YOU.
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COME, VICTOR.
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WE'RE LATE TO MEET THE GIRLS.
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>> Frankenstein: THE GIRLS?
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>> LESBIANS.
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>> OH, YOO-HOO! WE'RE HERE!
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>> HI, BOYS.
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>> OH! WHAT DO WE HAVE?
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>> THEY'RE HERE TO BALANCE OUT
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THE SAUSAGE PARTY.
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>> Frankenstein: UM, WHAT DOES
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EVERYONE WANT TO DRINK?
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>> OH, DON'T WORRY ABOUT THAT.
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STAY HERE AND FLIRT AWHILE.
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>> Frankenstein: YEAH, YEAH.
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IN A SEC.
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I'M JUST...GOING TO GO SAY HI TO
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A FRIEND.
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HI, JOE.
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>> WELL, WHAT HAVE WE GOT HERE?
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VICTOR FRANKENSTEIN, LOOKIN'
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GOOD!
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>> Frankenstein: OH, JOE, I FEEL
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AWFUL.
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YOU SEE, I GAVE MYSELF A VAGINA
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TO PROVE TO ELIZABETH THAT WOMEN
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ARE WORTHLESS AND THAT MEN CAN
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DO EVERYTHING.
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BUT NOW SHE'S JUST MADE ME INTO
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ONE OF THE GIRLS!
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>> OH, NO.
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YOU'RE NOT JUST ONE OF THE
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GIRLS.
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YOU'RE A SPECIAL WOMAN, MAN.
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>> Frankenstein: THANK YOU, JOE.
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>> YOU'RE THE REAL DEAL, BABY.
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>> Frankenstein: REALLY?
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>> NOW, COME ON.
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LEMME BUY YA A LITTLE DRINKY.
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>> Frankenstein: WHOO!
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[ LAUGHS ]
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OKAY.
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>> NO, NO! HIS DRINKS ARE ON ME!
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>> I'VE GOT THIS ONE!
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>> Frankenstein: GET IN LINE,
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BOYS!
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>> NO, NO. HIS DRINKS ARE ON ME.
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>> Frankenstein: WOW.
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I'VE NEVER FELT SO POWERFUL IN
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ALL MY LIFE!
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>> YEAH, I GOT TONS OF IRONS
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ON THE FIRE.
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YOU KNOW -- BITING NECKS, I'M
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ENSLAVING WEREWOLVES, RUNNING
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AWAY SCARED FROM VAMPIRE
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HUNTERS.
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YOU KNOW, WHEN IT RAIN, IT
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POURS.
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HEH HEH HEH.
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>> THAT SLUT!
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>> SLUT! WHERE? GIMME, GIMME!
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>> Frankenstein: OH, HOO HOO
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HOO!
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FELLOWS, PLEASE!
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OH, YOU'RE JUST BEING SO BAD!
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I'M GETTING SO DRUNK!
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>> VA-VA-VA-VICTOR!
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>> UGH! WHAT?!
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DRACULA, COME BACK!
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>> Frankenstein: I MEAN, I HAVE
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NO CONTROL OVER WHAT I'LL DO
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NEXT.
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>> STAND ASIDE, LOSERS.
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THE PRINCE OF TALL, DARKNESS,
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AND HANDSOME IS HERE!
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>> Frankenstein: OH, DRACULA!
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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I NEVER!
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>> NO, YOU NEVER.
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BUT YOU WILL TONIGHT -- IN MY
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PANTS!
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>> Frankenstein: [ CHUCKLES ]
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BUT I SIMPLY HAVE NOTHING TO
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WEAR.
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>> FEAR NOT! I'VE GOT A PLASTIC!
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>> Frankenstein: OOOOOOOH!
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[ WOMEN SCOFF ]
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>> TELL ME ABOUT IT.
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BRAH'S BOGARTING THE CHOICEST
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MUFF.
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[ WOMEN GASP ]
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>> Frankenstein: MMM! MMM!
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THIS CAVIAR IS EXPENSIVELY
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DIVINE.
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>> WATCH IT!
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DON'T SPILL ANY ON YOUR NEW...
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$12,000 FUR COAT!
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>> Frankenstein: WHAT?
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THIS OLD THING?
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ALREADY SICK OF IT.
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MORE CAVIAR!
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[ SPLAT! ]
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MMM! KEEP IT COMING!
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>> MARKET PRICE?
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YEESH LOUISE!
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SO...HOW ABOUT I JUST COME IN
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FOR A SECOND?
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>> Frankenstein: OH, NO, YOU.
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NOT TONIGHT.
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UGH! I HAVE SUCH A HEADACHE.
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>> OH.
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>> Frankenstein: YEAH.
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>> SO, EH...NOTHING TONIGHT?
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>> Frankenstein: OHH, I WISH!
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I WISH, I WISH, I WISH!
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DARN YOU, GOD!
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WHY A HEADACHE TONIGHT?!
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>> OKAY. SO...MAYBE...TOMORROW?
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>> Frankenstein: DEFINITELY
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TOMORROW.
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[ GASPS ] DINNER FIRST?
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>> OH. Y-YEAH.
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>> Frankenstein: GREAT! BYE-BYE!
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THANKS FOR GIVING ME THE
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CORVETTE.
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>> NO PROB. I, UH, WALK HOME.
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>> Frankenstein: [ LAUGHS ]
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WHAT A SAP.
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>> [ SIGHS ]
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>> Frankenstein: [ GIGGLES ]
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>> WELL, HOW WAS YOUR NIGHT
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WITH DRACULA?
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>> Frankenstein: [ SIGHS ]
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JUST AMAZING.
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OH! IT GIVES ME GOOSE PIMPLES!
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SO POWERFUL!
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>> POWERFUL?
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REALLY, VICTOR, HE'S JUST A MAN.
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>> Frankenstein: MAN? HA!
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I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT MEN HERE,
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ELIZABETH.
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IT'S WOMEN WHO ARE THE MORE
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POWERFUL OF THE TWO SEXES!
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>> WHAT?
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>> Frankenstein: I MEAN, DESPITE
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THE OBVIOUSLY SUPERIOR INTELLECT
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OF MEN, EVERYTHING A MAN DOES
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WITH THAT INTELLECT IS BECAUSE
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OF WOMEN'S VAGINAS.
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AND NOW I'VE GOT THE ADVANTAGE
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OF HAVING BOTH THOSE POWERS.
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I NEED MORE, MORE, MORE!
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>> HA!
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IF YOU'RE SO POWERFUL, WHY
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DIDN'T YOU EVEN DO WHAT YOU SET
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OUT TO DO -- CREATE A LIFE?
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>> Frankenstein: EW.
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BUT THAT WOULD MEAN LETTING A
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MAN ENTER ME, AND THEN I'D LOSE
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ALL MY POWER.
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UNLESS...
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[ DING! ]
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>> VICTOR!
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YOU'RE NOT THINKING OF --
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>> Frankenstein: YES!
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THERE'S ONLY ONE PENIS THAT I'D
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EVER ALLOW TO ENTER THIS VAGINA,
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AND IT'S MY OWN!
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WHO BETTER TO PLANT THE SEMEN
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THAN MYSELF?
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THINK OF THE ULTIMATE POTENCY
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THAT WILL GIVE ME!
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WHY, I'LL BE THE MOTHER AND THE
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FATHER!
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I'LL BE OMNIPOTENT!
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>> NOT IF I SCREW YOU FIRST WITH
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YOUR PENIS!
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>> Frankenstein: YOU WOULDN'T!
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>> OH, WOULDN'T I?
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>> Frankenstein: UUAH!
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[ ZIP! ]
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>> [ PANTING ]
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>> Frankenstein: SUCK ON THIS
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LAMP!
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NOT THE FACE! AAH!
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>> OHH, MY HAIR! OHH!
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>> Polidori: LOOK, OBVIOUSLY I
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LOVE YOU.
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I MEAN, YOU'RE REALLY HOT.
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YOU TURN ME ON SO MUCH.
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BUT I DON'T WANT TO LOOK AT YOU
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JUST SEXUALLY ANYMORE.
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I HAVE TOO MUCH RESPECT FOR YOU.
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[ BLUB! ]
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YOU CAN UNDERSTAND THAT.
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OH, DASH IT ALL! LET'S ELOPE!
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>> Both: AAH!
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>> Polidori: WHAT'S GOING ON
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HERE?!
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[ High-pitched ] AAAAAAAAAAAH!
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>> Frankenstein: GIVE ME THAT
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JAR, POLIDORI.
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>> Polidori: STAY AWAY FROM YOUR
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PENIS!
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>> NO, POLIDORI!
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THAT'S RIGHTFULLY MINE!
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>> Polidori: OH, LORD, I'M GOING
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TO FAINT.
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>> Frankenstein: GET AWAY,
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ELIZABETH!
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YOU'RE RAVING!
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>> I' RAVING?!
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YOU WANT TO PENETRATE YOURSELF!
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>> Polidori: YOU'RE BOTH MAD!
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>> Frankenstein: NO! DON'T!
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YOU'LL HURT HIM!
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>> NO!
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[ WHISTLE! ]
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>> Frankenstein: [ Slow-motion ]
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N-O-O-O-O-O-O!
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[ SHATTER! ]
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STAND BACK!
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I'M A GENIUS! I CAN SALVAGE IT!
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[ CATS YOWLING, MEWING ]
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OHH! AAH!
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[ CATS SLURPING ]
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YGOR.
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FETCH ME THE JUMBO LITTER BOX
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AND A BOTTLE OF TUNA-FLAVORED
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LAXATIVES.
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>> Ygor: [ Laughing ] YOU GOT
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IT!
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>> Frankenstein: AND A BOX OF
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TAMPONS, PLEASE.
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>> Ygor: [ Laughing ] YOU GOT
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IT!
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>> * WITHOUT YOU, MY FRIEND,
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OUR SOLAR SYSTEM FEELS SMALL *
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* SO SAD TO SEE YOU GO
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* I WON'T FORGET YOU
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>> Frankenstein: [ WHIMPERS ]
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