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>> LIVE AT THE SCARRIOTT
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CONVENTION CENTER, THE GREAT
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JOHN BELUSHI!
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>> JUST ONE PERFORMANCE, SO
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HURRY!
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>> LISTEN TO ME -- TICKETS WILL
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NOT LAST!
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ALL YOU PEOPLE DRIVE ME CRAZY!
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>> A DUVET BRAHEEMSON
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PRODUCTION.
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>> [ Chuckling ] MY BAD!
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>> "MY BAD."
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>> I LIKE THE CATCHPHRASE, BOSS.
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>> WHY ARE YOU EVEN STILL HERE,
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McMANN?
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I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO PICK UP
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BELUSHI!
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>> YES, SIR.
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>> UGH.
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>> [ CHUCKLING NERVOUSLY ]
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MR. BELUSHI!
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>> [ BELCHES ]
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>> TEE HEE HEE! YOU'RE SO GREAT!
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[ MOTORCYCLE BUZZING ]
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>> [ SIGHS, HICCUPS ]
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[ SMACKS LIPS ]
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OH, MR. BELUSHI!
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[ TIRES SCREECH ]
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
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>> AHH!
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WHAT THE --
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[ CHOMP! ]
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>> BLEH!
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>> JOHN BELUSHI!
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MAN, YOU'RE GREAT!
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DO THAT EYEBROW THING!
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[ TING! ]
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>> HE'S MY FAVORITE FROM "SNL"!
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[ GLASS SHATTERS ]
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>> OOH!
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>> LL-LL-LL-LL-LL-LL!
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>> [ CHUCKLES ]
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I LOVE THIS CHARISMATIC,
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FUN-LOVING DUDE!
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>> DRACULA, I SUPPOSE I HATE YOU
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MORE THAN ANYTHIN' ELSE IN THIS
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WORLD, BUT FOR ONCE, WE AGREE ON
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SOMETHIN'.
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THIS GUY'S THE REAL DEAL,
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LUCILLE!
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[ ZIPPER OPENS ]
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>> YAY!
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>> YAY! WE LOVE HIS PEE!
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[ ALL CHEERING ]
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>> BRAHS, THIS IS NOT ALL GOOD.
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HE'S GONNA KILL HIMSELF!
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>> THAT IS A LOT OF EVERYTHING.
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>> HE'S MAKING ME A LITTLE
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NERVOUS.
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>> McMANN, YOU KNOW THIS SHOW'S
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SOLD OUT.
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IF HE KEEPS THIS UP, HE'S GONNA
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ELVIS PRESLEY, MAMA CASS, AND
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SID VICIOUS HIMSELF ALL AT ONCE!
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THEN I'M GONNA O.J. SIMPSON YOU
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RIGHT BEFORE I KURT COBAIN
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MYSELF!
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>> B-B-BUT HE WON'T LISTEN TO
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ME, SIR.
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HE'S OUT OF CONTROL!
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>> ONLY ONE THING TO DO.
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WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO TAKE HIM TO
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FRANKENSTEIN'S PLACE AND
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LINDSAY LOHAN HIM.
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[ THUNDER CRASHES ]
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>> [ SCREECHES ]
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>> [ HOWLS ]
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>> * LEAVE ALL HOPE BEHIND
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* GIVE UP ALL CONTROL
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* TAKE MY HAND
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* WE'RE GOING DOWN THE
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FRANKENHOLE *
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>> [ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
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[ WOLF HOWLS ]
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>> [ Screeching ] WINK!
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>> Frankenstein: HA! YOU SEE?
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I TOLD YOU THERE'S A LITTLE
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THINGY INSIDE!
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>> Ygor: [ Chuckling ]
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DR. HENRY JEKYLL TO SEE YOU.
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>> Frankenstein: OH, GREAT.
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>> HEY, VICTOR!
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I KNOW, IT'S ME -- IT'S THE
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ANNOYING GUY.
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>> Frankenstein: IT'S A BAD
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TIME.
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I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF A THING.
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>> JUST, CAN YOU JUST -- I-I'M
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REALLY, REALLY, REALLY EXCITED
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ABOUT THIS ONE.
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AND, UM, YOU KNOW, I-IT'S MORE
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TRANSFORMATIVE.
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I MEAN, THAT'S -- THAT'S MY
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WHEELHOUSE.
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>> Frankenstein: TELL ME ALL
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ABOUT IT.
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>> THIS IS A REVOLUTIONARY NEW
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SERUM.
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>> Frankenstein: SERUM?
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>> IT MAKES A HUMAN INTO THE
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WORST VERSION OF ITS TRUE SELF.
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>> Frankenstein: WHAT'S IT
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CALLED -- "MARRIAGE"?
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[ BOTH CHUCKLE ]
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>> YOU KNOW, THERE'S A LOT OF
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PEOPLE WHO -- WHO WOULD SAY THAT
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DIGGING UP BODIES AND SEWING
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THEM TOGETHER IS LOW-HANGING
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FRUIT.
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>> Frankenstein: WHY WOULD I
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TAKE YOU SERIOUSLY?
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YOU START OFF AS A DOCTOR, YOU
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TAKE A SERUM, YOU BECOME
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MR. SO-AND-SO.
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I MEAN, HOW DO YOU TAKE NOTES?
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>> I-I-I OBSERVE FROM WITHIN!
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>> Frankenstein: FROM WITHIN?
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>> IS THIS A COMPETITION?
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IS SCIENCE A COMPETITION?
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ANYBODY? YGOR?
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OKAY, LOOK, OBVIOUSLY YOU'RE THE
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MORE RESPECTED PERSON.
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YOU'VE DEVELOPED TIME TRAVEL.
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YOU'VE GOT CADAVERS WALKING
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AROUND --
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>> Frankenstein: OH, THANK YOU.
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THANK YOU.
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>> I CAN SEE YOU'RE IN ONE OF
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YOUR MOODS, AND, UH, I KNOW I'M
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GONNA GET MY FEELINGS HURT
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PRETTY SOON.
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I WILL LEAVE A SAMPLE HERE.
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>> Frankenstein: HERE'S THE
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DEAL -- NO ONE WANTS TO BECOME
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THEIR OWN MONSTER, YOU IDIOT!
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>> I REALLY D-DON'T LIKE IT WHEN
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YOU IM-IMPUGN MY INTELLIGENCE,
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OKAY?
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>> Frankenstein: YOU'RE AN
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IDIOT -- THAT'S WHY.
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>> OKAY, I PROBABLY TOLD YOU
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THIS BEFORE.
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I DON'T LIKE IT WHEN PEOPLE
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[ Distorting ] CALL ME AN IDIOT!
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[ SNARLS ]
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>> Frankenstein: HERE WE GO!
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HERE WE GO, EVERYBODY!
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LOOK AT YOU!
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[ Laughing ] YOU CAN'T EVEN
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CONTROL IT!
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AND IT'S YOU!
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WRITE DOWN SOME NOTES, IF YOU
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WOULD.
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>> DAY THREE...
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>> Frankenstein: OH, HERE WE GO.
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>> UGH! MONSTER!
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>> Frankenstein: WAIT.
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YOU -- YOU DREW A PICTURE OF A
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TREE.
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>> JUST HOLD ON A SECOND!
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HERE'S THE THING.
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>> Frankenstein: I'M NOT
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LISTENING UNTIL YOU TURN BACK
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INTO A DOCTOR AGAIN.
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>> I HATE YOU!
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>> Frankenstein: I'M GOING TO
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ESCORT YOU TO THE DOOR.
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>> I KNOW HOW TO SAY IT WITH...
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>> Frankenstein: THAT WILL DO,
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SIR.
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THANK YOU.
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>> ARGH!
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>> DOC, BRAH, HELP!
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>> Frankenstein: OH. YOU.
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WHAT DO YOU WANT --
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OH, MY GOD! JOHN BELUSHI!
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I'M HIS BIGGEST FAN!
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>> DOC, THIS DUDER'S WAY OUT OF
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CONTROL.
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HE, LIKE, SCARFS, GUZZLES,
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TOKES, SHOOTS, SNORTS, AND
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BOGARTS EVERYTHING HE SEES.
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>> Frankenstein: BUT THAT'S WHAT
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MAKES HIM SO MUCH FUN!
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>> YEAH, BUT HE'S GONNA END UP
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LIKE FARLEY, BRAH -- AND BEFORE
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THE SHOW!
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YOU GOT TO HELP!
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>> Frankenstein: HMM.
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I DO WANT TO SEE THAT SHOW.
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ALL RIGHT, I'LL FIX HIM SO HE
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CAN CONSUME AS MUCH AS HE WANTS
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WITHOUT HARMING HIMSELF.
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>> RAD!
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DOC, YOU ARE TOTALLY SAVING MY
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SWEET, TIGHT, LITTLE ASS.
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>> Frankenstein: EXCUSE ME WHILE
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I GET A FEW THINGS.
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[ Singsong voice ] NOW, DON'T
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LET HIM DRINK THAT SERUM.
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>> YOU'RE IN GOOD HANDS,
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BROLISSIMO.
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>> [ GRUNTS ]
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[ TING! ]
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[ CLATTER! ]
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[ GULPS ]
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[ BELCHES ]
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UNH!
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[ GRUNTING ]
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AAH!
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HELLO, HANDSOME!
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>> Frankenstein: [ HUMMING ]
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AI!
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JIM BELUSHI?!
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>> IN THE FLESHAROO, KANGAROO.
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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>> Frankenstein: THAT'S NOT
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FUNNY.
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>> YOU'RE TELLIN' ME WHAT'S
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FUNNY, BUCKO?
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>> Frankenstein: NO.
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I'M TELLING YOU WHAT'S NOT --
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AND IT'S YOU.
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WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH JOHN?
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NO!
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DAMN IT, JOHN!
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>> I'M OUTTA HERE.
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GOT TO GO FIND THE NEAREST
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HOUSE OF BLUES.
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[ To tune of "Bad to the Bone" ]
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* BAH-NAH-NAH-NAH
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* I'M OUTTA HERE
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* BAH-NAH-NAH-NAH
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* GOTTA FIND THE
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* BAH-NAH-NAH-NAH
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* NEAREST HOUSE OF
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* BAH-NAH-NAH-LU-U-U-U-ES!
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[ THUNDER CRASHES ]
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>> [ GASPS ]
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OH, MY GOD!
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>> OH, MY GOD!
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>> BETTER THAN GOD --
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JIM BELUSHI.
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>> [ SCREAMS ]
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>> LET THE PAR-TAY...BE-GAY-N!
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[ SCARF! SCARF! ]
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>> THAT...DOESN'T...RHYME!
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ARRRRRRRRGH!
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>> [ GASPS ]
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>> I COULDN'T HELP BUT NOTICE
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THAT, LIKE MYSELF [SLURPS]
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PEOPLE RUN SCREAMING AT THE VERY
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SIGHT OF YOU.
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>> YEP.
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[ ZIPPER OPENS ]
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I'M LIKE THE BEATLES.
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[ LIQUID GUSHING ]
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AH. THAT'S GOOD.
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UP TO THE TIPPY-TOP.
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>> THERE IS A LAVATORY IN THE
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BACK, YOU KNOW.
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>> NAH, TOO FAR.
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[ SNIFFS ]
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PLUS, I GET TO GRAB A SNORT OF
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THE OL' ESSENCE.
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[ SNORTS DEEPLY ]
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>> OHH!
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>> DISGUSTING!
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WE HATE HIS PEE!
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>> BOO!
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>> HEY...WHO'S THE FIRE BUSH?
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>> SHE IS INVOLVED WITH
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VAMPIRE GANDHI.
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>> GANDHI?
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PBFFFFFFFFFT!
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HEY, HOW 'BOUT SCREWIN' A
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BELUSHI?
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>> GROSS!
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>> OH, YOU BRUTE!
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>> CHECK OUT THIS MOVE.
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[ Strained ] HEY, WHAT'S MY
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EYEBROW DOING?
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>> NOTHING.
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>> ALL RIGHT. HOW 'BOUT NOW?
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>> AAAAAAAH!
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YOU'RE ANTI-CHARMING.
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>> HEY! DON'T EVER SAY --
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[ STOMACH GURGLES ]
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WHOA.
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UH...I THINK I NEED TO...CRACK
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ONE OFF!
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[ Distorting ] N-O-O-O-O-O-O!
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AAAAH-OWWWWWW!
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HUH.
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[ THUNDER CRASHES ]
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>> Frankenstein: UNFORTUNATELY,
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JOHN, YOU INGESTED ONE OF THE
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STUPIDEST POTIONS IN MONSTER
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HISTORY -- A POTION SO GOOFY
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THAT IT MAKES YOU -- GET THIS --
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A HIDEOUS VERSION OF YOURSELF.
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>> [ GASPS ] JIM.
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[ THUNDER CRASHES ]
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>> Frankenstein: THAT'S RIGHT --
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THE WOR BELUSHI.
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>> WILL HE BE BACK?
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>> Frankenstein: HOPEFULLY NOT.
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IN THE MEANTIME, LET'S GO TO MY
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LAB AND MAKE YOU INDESTRUCTIBLE.
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AND THEN...
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WE'LL PARTY OUR ASSES OFF!
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[ THUNDER CRASHES ]
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SEE?
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HE CAN GO FOR DAYS AND NOT HARM
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HIMSELF AT ALL.
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>> AH, BRAH, YOU TOTALLY SAVED
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THE DAY'S HOT, SWEET, LITTLE
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ASS.
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>> YEAH, HE'S GREAT, BUT AS FOR
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ME, I'M ALL WRAPPED UP RIGHT
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NOW.
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NYUK, NYUK, NYUK.
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>> WHAT?
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>> Frankenstein: [ SCOFFS ]
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HE'S ALWAYS DOING THAT STALE
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PUN.
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>> THAT'S WHAT I GET FOR BEING
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ALL WRAPPED UP!
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>> N-O-O-O-O!
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[ GLASS SHATTERS ]
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>> Frankenstein: GOOD HEAVENS!
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THIS MUMMY'S HACKNEYED MATERIAL
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HAS TRIGGERED THE JIM BELUSHI IN
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JOHN BELUSHI.
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>> [ GROANING ]
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>> WHAT'S WRONG WITH JOHN?
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>> Frankenstein: [ CHUCKLES
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NERVOUSLY ]
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I THINK HE, UH, UM, GOT SOME
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BABY LAXATIVE MIXED UP WITH HIS
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BLOW.
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[ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY ]
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>> YEAH!
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RIDE 'EM, COWBOY!
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>> WHAT COWBOY?
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>> IS IT A JOKE?
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>> UH, THE COWBOY IN YOUR PANTS!
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* DOW-NOWW-NA-NOWW
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* CIGARS AND PEE JARS
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* SWEET HOME CHICAGO
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* DOWW-NA-NOWW-NOWW
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[ RAPID FOOTSTEPS, DOOR CLOSES ]
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>> Frankenstein: NOW YOU'VE DONE
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IT!
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YOU'VE DRIVEN EVERYONE OUT!
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EXCEPT THIS MORON.
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I MUST FIND A WAY TO BRING JOHN
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BACK.
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>> DO NOT SAY THAT NAME AROUND
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ME!
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HE'S GONE NOW, AND HE'S NEVER
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COMING BACK!
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IN FACT, I GOT AN IDEA.
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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COME ON, MUMMY.
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WE'RE GONNA DO THE BEST BLUES
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SHOW EVER!
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>> I CAN REALLY WRAP MYSELF UP
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IN THAT ROLE.
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NYUK! NYUK! NYUK!
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>> WHOO! WE WANT JOHN!
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>> JOHN'S GONNA BE SO GOOD.
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>> JOHN!
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>> FOOD FIGHT!
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>> * YEAH, WE GOT THE BLUES
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* THE BLUES, THE BLUES
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* YEAH, WE GOT THE...
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>> WE WANT JOHN!
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>> WE HATE THIS PIG!
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>> BOO!
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>> AW, THANK YOU!
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AND NOW, A QUICK SCENE FROM
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"THE BLUES BROTHERS."
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AND, AS A GIFT TO JOHN BELUSHI,
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I'M GONNA DO IT HOW I WOULD HAVE
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DONE IT.
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>> IT'S 106 MILES TO CHICAGO, WE
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GOT A TRUNK FULL OF URINE JARS,
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AND I'M ALL WRAPPED UP IN THIS.
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>> HIT IT!
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>> GET OFF THAT DAMN STAGE!
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>> WE WANT THE ONE WITH THE
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CHARM!
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>> Frankenstein: WHERE'S THAT
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IDIOT JEKYLL?
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>> VICTOR! HERE'S THE ANTIDOTE!
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>> Frankenstein: THAT'S COCAINE.
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>> I KNOW.
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IT'LL BRING HIM BACK OUT.
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AND HE SHOULD ONLY DO A LITTLE
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BIT.
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>> Frankenstein: THAT'S SO
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STUPID!
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>> [ GRUNTING ]
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>> Frankenstein: NO ONE DOES A
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LITTLE BIT OF COKE!
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BESIDES, I MADE HIM STRONG
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ENOUGH TO DO THE COKE OF
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10 JOHN BELUSHIS.
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>> YEAH, BUT I MADE THE COKE
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STRONG ENOUGH FOR
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11 JOHN BELUSHIS.
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>> Frankenstein: GREAT.
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IDIOT.
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>> [ Distorting ] ARGH!
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>> Frankenstein: OH, JOHN!
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>> DON'T MENTION THAT NAME!
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>> Frankenstein: Look -- I have
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an eight ball.
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>> NO!
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>> Frankenstein: WHOO-HOO-HOO!
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>> NO! IT'LL BRING HIM BACK!
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I'M THE FUNNY ONE!
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[ Distorting ] N-O-O-O-O-O-O-O!
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[ CROWD GASPS ]
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>> IT WAS JOHN ALL ALONG?
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>> HOW COULD JIM BELUSHI HAVE
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ANYTHING TO DO WITH
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JOHN BELUSHI?!
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>> I DON'T BELIEVE IT!
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>> Frankenstein: JOHN!
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YOU'RE BACK!
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>> [ SNORTS ]
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>> Frankenstein: OH, THANK GOD!
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[ CROWD CHEERS ]
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>> [ GRUNTS ] SON OF A --
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[ CROWD BOOS ]
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NO!
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[ CROWD CHEERS ]
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UH-OH.
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[ CROWD BOOS ]
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NO!
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[ CROWD CHEERS ]
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[ CROWD BOOS ]
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[ CROWD CHEERS ]
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[ CROWD BOOS, CHEERS ]
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[ CROWD BOOS, CHEERS ]
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[ CROWD BOOS, CHEERS ]
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[ CROWD BOOS, CHEERS ]
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[ CROWD BOOS, CHEERS ]
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>> HOORAY! I LOVE IT!
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>> [ SNORTS ]
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>> Frankenstein: NO!
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ONLY A LITTLE!
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THAT COKE'S TOO STRONG!
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>> I DON'T CARE!
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I MUST DIE!
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JIM BELUSHI MUST NOT COME BACK!
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>> Frankenstein: NO!
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WE LOVE YOU!
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>> [ SNORTS ]
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I MUST KILL HIM!!
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>> Frankenstein: DON'T GO!
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WE CAN HELP YOU!
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>> [ GROANS ]
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>> HOLY CRAP!
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I GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE!
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NYUK, NYUK, NYUK!
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[ TIRES SQUEAL ]
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>> Frankenstein: N-O-O-O-O-O!
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[ CROWD GASPS ]
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[ GASPS ]
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WE LOVED YOU, JOHN.
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BUT AT LEAST, IN THE END, YOU
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DIED NOBLY, TRYING TO PROTECT
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THE WORLD FROM THE TERRORIZING
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MEDIOCRITY OF YOUR HIDEOUSLY
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UNTALENTED LESSER SELF.
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[ INHALES ]
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Call Chateau Marmont.
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Tell them we have to dump
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another body.
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>> I'M FREE.
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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I'M FRE-E-E-E-E-E!
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[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
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CHICAGO.
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