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>> Frankenstein: ELIZABETH, WILL
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YOU MARRY ME?
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>> NOW?
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VICTOR, THIS IS MY WEDDING
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RECEPTION, AND I LOVE
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HENRY CLERVAL.
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>> Frankenstein: BUT I'M BETTER!
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>> NOT FOR ME!
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>> AH, MY BRIDE AND MY BEST
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FRIEND -- THE PERFECT MOMENT FOR
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A TOAST.
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>> DARLING.
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>> A LONG LIFE!
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TO THE THREE OF US!
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>> TO THE THREE OF US!
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>> Frankenstein: TWO OUT OF
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THREE OF US!
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[ THUNDER CRASHES ]
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>> OH, GOODBYE, MY DARLING.
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[ SMOOCHES ]
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>> Frankenstein: HOW 'BOUT NOW?
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>> MY HUSBAND HAS JUST DIED!
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>> Frankenstein: IT'S ALWAYS
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SOMETHING WITH YOU.
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>> BY GIVING ME THAT ELIXIR, YOU
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SLOWLY MURDERED HENRY WITH OLD
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AGE!
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>> Frankenstein: YES, AND, LIKE
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HIM, EVERY OTHER MAN YOU LOVE
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WILL DIE -- EXCEPT ME.
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>> VICTOR, AT LEAST GIVE ME A
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LITTLE TIME.
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>> Frankenstein: THAT, I'VE GOT!
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[ THUNDER CRASHES ]
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>> [ SCREECHES ]
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>> [ HOWLS ]
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>> * BEYOND SPACE AND TIME
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* STRANGER THAN THE SOUL
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* IS THE WORLD
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* DEEP INSIDE THE FRANKENHOLE
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[ BOTH SCREAM ]
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>> AAH!
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>> * LEAVE ALL HOPE BEHIND
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* GIVE UP ALL CONTROL
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* TAKE MY HAND
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* WE'RE GOING DOWN THE
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FRANKENHOLE *
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>> [ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
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>> Frankenstein: HOW ABOUT NOW?
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>> OH, ALL RIGHT!
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[ "THE WEDDING MARCH" PLAYS ]
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>> Polidori: DO YOU,
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ELIZABETH MIZOGUCHI, TAKE
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VICTOR FRANKENSTEIN TO BE YOUR
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LAWFUL WEDDED HUSBAND FOR ALL
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ETERNITY?
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LITERALLY?
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>> I FINALLY DO.
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>> Polidori: I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU
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MAN AND WIFE.
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[ BOTH SMOOCH ]
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>> Frankenstein: [ YAWNS ]
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>> HEY!
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[ GASPS ]
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>> Frankenstein: I'M SUDDENLY...
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SO BORED.
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>> Polidori: WELL.
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WHY DO YOU LOOK SO CHIPPER?
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>> Frankenstein: DO I?
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QUITE RIGHT.
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NO IDEA, THOUGH.
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I MEAN, ELIZABETH'S BEEN
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IMPOSSIBLE LATELY.
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>> Polidori: IT IS THAT TIME OF
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THE YEAR AGAIN.
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>> Frankenstein: OF THE YEAR?
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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POOR POLIDOLLY.
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BRILLIANT SCIENTIST, BUT FAR TOO
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QUEER TO KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT A
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LADY'S TOILET AREA.
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>> Polidori: I WAS REFERRING TO
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YOUR WEDDING ANNIVERSARY.
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>> Frankenstein: OH, THAT.
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WELL, ANNIVERSARIES USUALLY PASS
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WITHOUT TOO MUCH DRAMA.
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ALL YOU REALLY HAVE TO DO IS
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IGNORE THEM.
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>> Polidori: NOT THIS TIME, MY
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LAD.
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BY MY CALCULATIONS, THIS IS YOUR
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1,000th.
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>> Frankenstein: ALREADY?
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BALLS!
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WELL, I'M SURE YGOR HAS IT ALL
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COVERED.
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>> Polidori: REALLY?
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>> Frankenstein: OH, HE'S VERY
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GOOD.
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WATCH.
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YGOR.
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>> Ygor: YES, MASTER?
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>> Frankenstein: JUST WANTED TO
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TOUCH BASE ON A FEW MATTERS I
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NEED DOING.
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HAVE YOU DECIDED WHAT MY
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FAVORITE COLOR IS?
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>> Ygor: NO. NOT YET.
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YOU'RE LEANING TOWARD BLUE,
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THOUGH.
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>> Frankenstein: I SEE.
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HOW ABOUT MY THROAT?
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HAVE YOU CLEARED THAT YET?
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>> Ygor: AH.
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I WAS JUST GETTING TO IT.
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[ CLEARS THROAT ]
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THERE -- DONE.
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>> Frankenstein: AND, UH, DID
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YOU GET MY WIFE AN ANNIVERSARY
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PRESENT?
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>> Ygor: UH-OH.
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IS THAT THIS YEAR?
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>> Frankenstein: FANTASTIC!
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IF YOU WANT SOMETHING DONE
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AROUND HERE, YOU'VE GOT TO DO IT
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YOURSELF!
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OUT, YOU FOOL!
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AND DON'T FORGET TO TAKE A CRAP
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FOR ME BEFORE DINNER!
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>> Ygor: [ Laughing ] YOU GOT
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IT!
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>> Frankenstein: LET'S SEE.
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50 IS GOLD.
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1,000 IS...
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WAYNE NEWTON?
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>> [ SIGHS ]
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HOW DARE YOU COME IN LATE FOR
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OUR 1,000th ANNIVERSARY?!
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HAVE YOU ANY IDEA HOW HARD I'VE
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SLAVED IN THE KITCHEN, TELLING
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THE COOK EXACTLY HOW YOU LIKE
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YOUR MEAT?
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AND WHAT'S THIS?
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>> Frankenstein: TA-DA!
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IT'S A WAYNE NEWTON
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IMPERSONATOR.
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HAPPY 1,000th, DARLING!
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>> HEY. DANKE SCHOEN.
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>> WHERE'S THE REAL WAYNE NEWTON
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IMPERSONATOR?
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>> Frankenstein: HOW DO YOU KNOW
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SO MUCH ABOUT WAYNE NEWTON'S
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IMPERSONATORS?
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>> WELL, LOOK AT HIM!
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HE'S A FAT CHINESE HIPPIE!
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>> HEY, I-I'M RIGHT HERE, MAN.
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>> VICTOR, I'M LEAVING --
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FOREVER!
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[ FOOTSTEPS ECHO ]
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>> Polidori: HOW DID IT GO?
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>> Frankenstein: IT WAS A
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BLOODBATH.
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>> Polidori: SO IT WAS GOOD?
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>> Frankenstein: NO.
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SHE LEFT ME.
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>> Polidori: SO IT WAS BAD?
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>> Frankenstein: NO.
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IT WAS NEITHER GOOD NOR BAD.
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I FEEL NOTHING.
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>> Polidori: I'M SURE THE FAT
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CHINESE HIPPIE DIDN'T HELP.
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>> Frankenstein: JAPANESE!
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>> Polidori: REALLY?
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>> Frankenstein: I'M CONFUSED,
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POLIDORI.
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I USED TO LOVE ELIZABETH.
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>> Polidori: THE ELIZABETH THAT
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WAS COMPLETELY INDIFFERENT TO
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YOU.
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>> Frankenstein: YEAH -- HER.
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OH, GOD, SHE WAS SO BEAUTIFUL
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WAY BACK THEN.
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AND UNCARING AND COLD AND SO
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VA-VA-VA IN LOVE WITH OTHER MEN!
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AH, BUT THAT WAS ALL BEFORE I
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RUINED EVERYTHING!
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>> Polidori: THAT ELIZABETH IS
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STILL THERE IN THE PAST, YOU
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KNOW.
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>> Frankenstein: [ SCOFFS ]
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I COULDN'T!
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THAT WOULD BE...BENEATH ME.
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>> Polidori: DO YOU THINK?
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>> Frankenstein: ALL RIGHT,
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LOOK, I'VE BEEN AN ARROGANT,
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GOOD-LOOKING, GENIUS BASTARD.
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I ADMIT IT.
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>> Polidori: DON'T BE SO HARD ON
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YOURSELF.
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>> Frankenstein: BUT ONE THING
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I'M NOT IS A CHEAT!
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CHEATING IMPLIES WEAKNESS!
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>> I SAY UNTO YOU...
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BLESSED ARE THE MEEK!
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>> Polidori: OH.
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OUR 11:15 HAS ARRIVED --
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JESUS OF NAZARETH.
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>> I WANT YOU TO INVENT SOCKS
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FOR ME.
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>> Frankenstein: SOCKS ARE
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ALREADY INVENTED, YOU FOOL!
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>> THEN SUPPLY MY FEET WITH
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THEM, AND THEN YOU SHALL HAVE
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ETERNAL BLISS.
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YOU LIKE THAT?
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I DO A LITTLE JESUS.
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I GET INTO CHARACTER.
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>> Frankenstein: PLEASE.
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I-I DON'T NEED ETERNAL ANYTHING.
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BUT WHAT I DO NEED IS FOR YOU TO
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GIVE ME WHAT YOU GIVE BEST --
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FORGIVENESS.
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>> OKAY. WHATEVER.
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YOU'RE FORGIVEN.
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>> Frankenstein: NO, NO, NO.
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I WANT YOU TO PRE-ABSOLVE ME
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FROM CHEATING ON MY WIFE BY
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CONVINCING ME THAT I'M NOT A
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LOSER.
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GIVE ME THAT, AND I WILL GIVE
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YOU...
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SOCKS!
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>> YAYYYYYY!
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OKAY, TRY TO GET THIS CONCEPT,
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OKAY?
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IT'S MY CONCEPT.
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I CAME UP WITH IT.
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ALL VAGINAS ARE ONE VAGINA.
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CAN YOU UNDERSTAND THAT?
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JUST THE ONE BIG VAGINA.
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IN YOUR CASE, IT IS THE SAME
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VAGINA.
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PAPERFACE, LOOK AT ME WHEN I'M
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TALKING TO YOU!
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YOU DON'T GET THIS.
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YOU DON'T GET THAT HAVING SEX
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WITH HER NOW IS THE SAME AS
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HAVING SEX WITH HER THEN.
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IT'S THE SAME DAMN VAGINA!
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JUST DO IT, PLEASE, AND GET ME
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MY SOCKS.
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>> Polidori: WELL, HE'S A BIT
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CRASS, BUT HE'S RIGHT.
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[ BEEPING ]
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>> Frankenstein: W-W-WHAT WAS
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THAT YOU HAD ON YOUR LEG?
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>> OH.
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OH, DON'T WORRY ABOUT THAT.
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>> Polidori: WELL, THAT'S AN ODD
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DEVICE.
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WHAT IS THAT?
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>> WELL, NOTHING.
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IT'S COMING OFF SOON.
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>> Polidori: IT'S BEEPING.
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>> LOOK, IT'S AN
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ALCOHOL-MONITORING --
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I DON'T WANT TO GET INTO MY
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PRIVATE LIFE!
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GET ME SOME SOCKS, AND WE'RE IN
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BUSINESS.
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>> Frankenstein: RIGHT.
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POLIDORI, SEE TO IT THAT HE GETS
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HIS SOCKS.
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I'M OFF TO REKINDLE MY PASSION
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FOR ELIZABETH BEHIND HER BACK.
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>> OH, AND I HEAR THE COLORED
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ONES MAKE YOUR FEET SMELL WEIRD,
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SO I'D PREFER WHITE.
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I MEAN, THEY CAN HAVE COLORED
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STRIPES -- JUST NOT ON THE SOLE.
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YOU KNOW, LIKE UP HIGH, THAT'S
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FINE.
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>> [ GASPS ]
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COULD IT BE THAT THIS MAN IS THE
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HISTORICAL JESUS?
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>> WHERE DID THIS ONE COME
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FROM -- THIS ONE HERE?
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>> I CAME FROM MANY PLACES.
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>> I DON'T THINK MY FATHER MADE
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YOU.
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YOU'RE A LITTLE CREEPY.
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[ THUNDER CRASHES ]
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>> Frankenstein: WILL YOU MARRY
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ME?
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>> NOW?
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VICTOR, THIS IS MY WEDDING
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RECEPTION, AND I LOVE
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HENRY CLERVAL.
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>> Frankenstein: NO! NO!
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I'VE GOT TO STOP HIM BEFORE HE
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GIVES HER THE SERUM!
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>> AH, MY BRIDE AND MY BEST
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FRIEND -- THE PERFECT MOMENT FOR
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A TOAST!
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>> DARLING.
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>> Frankenstein: POLIDORI, WATCH
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THIS ME UNTIL I COME BACK.
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NO TIME TO EXPLAIN.
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>> A LONG LIFE!
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TO THE THREE OF US!
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>> TO THE THREE OF US!
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>> Frankenstein: TO THE THREE OF
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US!
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[ THUNDER CRASHES ]
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>> OH, HENRY. CONSUMMATE ME.
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CONSUMMATE!
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>> Frankenstein: GOOD EVENING!
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>> VICTOR!
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YOU CAN'T BE HERE ON OUR
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HONEYMOON NIGHT.
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>> Frankenstein: HERE.
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I BROUGHT YOU A HONEYMOON
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PRESENT.
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>> [ SCOFFS ]
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I LOATHE YOU.
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>> Frankenstein: [ GROANS ]
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I WANT HER NOW MORE THAN EVER.
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>> I SAY, THANKS FOR THE
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PRESENT, VICTOR.
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QUITE THOUGHTFUL.
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>> Frankenstein: THAT'S NOT FOR
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YOU!
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>> Polidori 2: * LA DE HUM DUM
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DUM *
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* LO DE LA DEE DAY
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>> Frankenstein: POLIDORI, I'VE
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COME FROM THE FUTURE!
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>> Polidori 2: [ GROANS ]
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YOU'RE NOT GOING TO TRY TO MAKE
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ME ENJOY CHRISTMAS, ARE YOU?
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>> Frankenstein: NO, NO, NO.
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I JUST NEED THE IMMORTALITY
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SERUM.
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>> Polidori 2: LET ME GUESS.
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YOU FINALLY FED ELIZABETH
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THE SERUM, BECAME INSTANTLY
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WEARY OF HER, LIVED 1,000 YEARS
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IN A MISERABLE MARRIAGE, CAME
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BACK TO RECLAIM YOUR PASSION
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THOUGH HER DISPASSION, BUT NOW
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YOU CAN'T TAKE IT, SO YOU WANT
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TO GIVE THIS ELIZABETH, WHO'S
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THE EXACT SAME ELIZABETH, THE
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EXACT SAME SERUM SO SHE'LL NEED
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TO BE WITH YOU THE EXACT SAME
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WAY SHE DID THE FIRST TIME?
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>> Frankenstein: HOW DID YOU
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KNOW?
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>> Polidori 2: [ SCOFFS ]
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YOU'RE A HETEROSEXUAL MAN,
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VICTOR.
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YOU'RE PREDICTABLE.
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>> Frankenstein: WELL, JUST TELL
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ME WHERE THE SERUM IS!
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>> Polidori 2: LOOK AT YOU.
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YOU DON'T EVEN CARE ABOUT THE
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FUTURE, AND YOU'RE FROM IT.
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>> Frankenstein: WELL, IF I
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CAN'T CONVINCE YOU TO GIVE IT TO
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ME, I KNOW WHO CAN!
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>> NO, THEY'RE A LITTLE LOOSE.
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>> Polidori: GOOD GOD.
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YOU'LL GROW INTO THEM.
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>> Frankenstein: POLIDORI!
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WILL YOU TELL YOURSELF TO GIVE
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ME THAT SERUM?
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>> Polidori 2: DEAR, DEAR.
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LOOKS LIKE I NEED SOME REST.
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>> Polidori: IT'S THE
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FLUORESCENT LIGHTING.
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TRUST ME.
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YOU LOOK JUST AS BAD, DEAR.
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>> Frankenstein: GET ME THE
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IMMORTALITY SERUM!
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>> Polidori: OH, YOU DON'T WANT
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TO GIVE THAT ELIZABETH SERUM, DO
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YOU?
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>> Polidori 2: OF COURSE HE
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DOES.
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>> Frankenstein: YOU TWO ARE
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IMPOSSIBLE!
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JESUS, LAY SOME WISDOM ON THESE
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DANDIES!
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>> DON'T LOOK AT ME.
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I TOLD YOU EVERYTHING I KNOW.
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I'M PUTTING ON SOCKS NOW.
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>> Frankenstein 2: HEY, HOW
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COME YOU DON'T ASK ME?
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I'M A GENIUS, TOO, YOU KNOW.
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>> Frankenstein: YOU'RE RIGHT!
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WHERE'S THE SERUM?
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>> Frankenstein 2: WHERE IT
403
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ALWAYS IS -- IN THE CUPBOARD, BY
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THE SUGAR.
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>> Frankenstein: HA! OF COURSE!
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>> Both: SMOOTH MOVE, GENIUS.
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>> Frankenstein: ELIZABETH,
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WAIT!
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>> OH, LEAVE ME ALONE!
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WHAT ON EARTH ARE YOU DOING?
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>> Frankenstein: THERE!
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NOW DRINK!
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>> Frankenstein 3: ELIZABETH,
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WAIT!
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>> WHAT?
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>> Frankenstein 3: DON'T DRINK
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THAT!
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>> Frankenstein: HOW DID YOU GET
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OUT OF THE SOCK SHOP?
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>> Frankenstein 3: I'M NOT THAT
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ME -- I'M A FUTURE YOU.
422
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>> Frankenstein: BUT I'M THE
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FUTURE ME.
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>> Frankenstein 3: WELL, I'M...
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FUTURER.
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>> IS ANYONE GOING TO EXPLAIN?
427
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>> Frankenstein 3: YOU SEE,
428
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VICTOR, POLIDORI WAS RIGHT.
429
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YOU'RE JUST GOING AROUND IN
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CIRCLES.
431
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IF SHE DRINKS THAT ELIXIR, YOU
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WILL JUST BE REPEATING HISTORY.
433
00:09:41,600 --> 00:09:42,570
>> OH, THIS IS RIDICULOUS!
434
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>> Both: ELIZABETH, WAIT!
435
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>> Frankenstein: NOW, WHICH ME
436
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ARE YOU?
437
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>> Frankenstein 4: THE MOST
438
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FUTUREST!
439
00:09:46,500 --> 00:09:47,630
DOES THE TEA HAVE THE ELIXIR IN
440
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IT YET?
441
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>> Frankenstein 3: YES.
442
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I CAN HANDLE THIS WITHOUT YOU.
443
00:09:50,033 --> 00:09:51,033
>> Frankenstein 4: NO, YOU
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CAN'T!
445
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DRINK UP, ELIZABETH.
446
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>> Frankenstein 4: WHAT?
447
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>> Frankenstein: HUH?
448
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>> Frankenstein 4: SHE NEEDS TO
449
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DRINK THAT IMMORTALITY SERUM!
450
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>> Both: HUH?!
451
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>> Frankenstein 4: WE HAVE TO
452
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GET THINGS BACK TO STATUS QUO.
453
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AS MISERABLE AS WE ARE WITH HER
454
00:10:00,067 --> 00:10:00,897
IN THE FUTURE, IT'S A
455
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COMFORTABLE SORT OF MISERY THAT
456
00:10:02,033 --> 00:10:02,733
I'M ACCUSTOMED TO.
457
00:10:02,733 --> 00:10:03,573
>> Frankenstein: AHA.
458
00:10:03,567 --> 00:10:04,527
>> Frankenstein 4: I SEE.
459
00:10:04,533 --> 00:10:05,703
>> Frankenstein: I THINK WE SEE.
460
00:10:05,700 --> 00:10:06,870
>> WELL, ALL OF THAT IS WELL AND
461
00:10:06,867 --> 00:10:08,797
FINE, BUT FRANKLY, I'VE GONE OFF
462
00:10:08,800 --> 00:10:09,500
THIS TEA.
463
00:10:09,500 --> 00:10:10,330
>> All: DRINK IT!
464
00:10:10,333 --> 00:10:11,673
>> Frankenstein 5: ELIZABETH!
465
00:10:11,667 --> 00:10:11,967
OH.
466
00:10:11,967 --> 00:10:13,167
UH, S-SO, YOU GUYS HAVE THIS
467
00:10:13,167 --> 00:10:13,667
COVERED?
468
00:10:13,667 --> 00:10:14,467
ALL RIGHT. GOOD.
469
00:10:14,467 --> 00:10:15,567
>> AND SINCE YOU GOT THE
470
00:10:15,567 --> 00:10:16,697
HIGH-ENDERS, YOU GET THIS
471
00:10:16,700 --> 00:10:18,800
KITSCHY JESUS WATCH.
472
00:10:18,800 --> 00:10:20,230
>> THAT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE ME.
473
00:10:20,233 --> 00:10:21,203
>> NO, THAT'S YOU.
474
00:10:21,200 --> 00:10:21,970
>> N-N-N-N...
475
00:10:21,967 --> 00:10:22,427
>> NO?
476
00:10:22,433 --> 00:10:23,673
>> IT SAYS "JESUS," BUT THAT
477
00:10:23,667 --> 00:10:24,627
DOESN'T LOOK LIKE ME.
478
00:10:24,633 --> 00:10:25,933
I DON'T HAVE STRAWBERRY-BLOND
479
00:10:25,933 --> 00:10:26,303
HAIR.
480
00:10:26,300 --> 00:10:27,630
THAT LOOKS LIKE DENNIS DeYOUNG.
481
00:10:27,633 --> 00:10:28,103
>> WHO?
482
00:10:28,100 --> 00:10:29,330
>> FROM STYX.
483
00:10:29,333 --> 00:10:30,303
>> I DON'T...
484
00:10:30,300 --> 00:10:32,270
>> * COME FLY AWAY, COME FLY
485
00:10:32,267 --> 00:10:32,797
AWAY *
486
00:10:32,800 --> 00:10:34,000
* COME FLY AWAY WITH ME
487
00:10:34,000 --> 00:10:35,430
>> THAT DOESN'T SOUND LIKE ANY
488
00:10:35,433 --> 00:10:36,473
SONG I'VE EVER HEARD.
489
00:10:36,467 --> 00:10:37,967
>> OKAY, WELL, I'M MESSING IT UP
490
00:10:37,967 --> 00:10:39,327
ON PURPOSE SO I DON'T HAVE TO
491
00:10:39,333 --> 00:10:40,833
PAY ROYALTIES TO DENNIS DeYOUNG.
492
00:10:40,833 --> 00:10:41,803
HEY, WAIT A MINUTE.
493
00:10:41,800 --> 00:10:43,270
IS THAT WHY I DON'T LOOK LIKE ME
494
00:10:43,267 --> 00:10:44,767
ON THE WATCH -- SO YOU DON'T PAY
495
00:10:44,767 --> 00:10:46,027
ME ROYALTIES?!
496
00:10:46,033 --> 00:10:47,203
THAT'S SCREWED UP!
497
00:10:47,200 --> 00:10:48,930
>> Past Frankenstein: AND NOW,
498
00:10:48,933 --> 00:10:50,473
MY LOVE, YOUR ANNIVERSARY
499
00:10:50,467 --> 00:10:51,097
PRESENT.
500
00:10:51,100 --> 00:10:52,100
>> DANKE SCHOEN.
501
00:10:52,100 --> 00:10:53,070
>> OH, VICTOR!
502
00:10:53,067 --> 00:10:54,367
THE RE WAYNE NEWTON
503
00:10:54,367 --> 00:10:55,227
IMPERSONATOR!
504
00:10:55,233 --> 00:10:56,033
[ SMOOCHES ]
505
00:10:56,033 --> 00:10:57,633
>> AND NOW I'D LIKE TO SING A
506
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COVER.
507
00:10:58,700 --> 00:11:00,970
* OH, COME FLY AWAY, COME FLY
508
00:11:00,967 --> 00:11:01,567
AWAY *
509
00:11:01,567 --> 00:11:04,097
* COME FLY AWAY WITH ME
510
00:11:04,100 --> 00:11:08,900
>> Frankenstein: [ HUMMING ]
511
00:11:08,900 --> 00:11:10,430
>> * YEAH, WE'RE SETTIN' AN OPEN
512
00:11:10,433 --> 00:11:11,203
COURSE *
513
00:11:11,200 --> 00:11:12,700
* ON THE VIM VAM VIRGIN SEAS
514
00:11:12,700 --> 00:11:14,100
>> Frankenstein: HEY, WAIT A
515
00:11:14,100 --> 00:11:14,600
SECOND!
516
00:11:14,600 --> 00:11:16,030
I'M SUPPOSED TO BE UP THERE!
517
00:11:16,033 --> 00:11:17,573
>> Frankenstein 3: AH, LET THE
518
00:11:17,567 --> 00:11:18,527
KID HAVE SOME FUN.
519
00:11:18,533 --> 00:11:19,733
* OH, SECOND VERSE...
520
00:11:19,733 --> 00:11:21,173
>> Frankenstein: YEAH, YOU'RE
521
00:11:21,167 --> 00:11:21,627
RIGHT.
522
00:11:21,633 --> 00:11:23,603
[ HUMMING ]
523
00:11:25,933 --> 00:11:26,533
>> [ SIGHS ]
524
00:11:26,533 --> 00:11:27,833
IT'S FIVE MINUTES AFTER THE LAST
525
00:11:27,833 --> 00:11:28,633
TIME YOU ASKED ME.
526
00:11:28,633 --> 00:11:29,803
>> ACCORDING TO WHOSE WATCH?
527
00:11:29,800 --> 00:11:30,970
>> THIS WATCH -- THE ONE WITH
528
00:11:30,967 --> 00:11:31,797
YOU ON IT WITH THE
529
00:11:31,800 --> 00:11:32,770
STRAWBERRY-BLOND HAIR.
530
00:11:32,767 --> 00:11:34,697
>> OKAY, WELL, THAT'S NOT ME.
531
00:11:34,700 --> 00:11:36,170
OH, FORGET IT.
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