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[ THUNDER CRASHES ]
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>> [ GROWLS ]
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[ HOWLS ]
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[ SOBBING ]
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[ WOLF HOWLS ]
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>> * DON'T BLAME THE MOON
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* JUST BLAME YOUR SMILE
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* THAT KISSES MANY DEVILS THAT
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WERE FASHIONED OUT OF STYLE *
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* DON'T BLAME THE MOON
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* IT ONLY GLOWS
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* TRACING SILHOUETTES OF
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SKELETONS THAT AROSE *
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>> [ GROWLING ]
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>> * DON'T BLAME THE MOON
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[ GUNSHOTS ]
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* DON'T BLAME THE MOON
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* SHE WILL CLEAR HER NAME SOON
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>> [ MUNCHING ]
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[ Crying ] OH, BARBARA.
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BARBARA!
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I'M A MONSTER.
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A MONSTER, DO YOU HEAR?!
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UGH!
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FRANKENSTEIN.
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VICTOR FRANKENSTEIN.
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YOU'LL UNDERSTAND.
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I'LL MAKE YOU UNDERSTAND.
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LET ME I-I-I-I-IN!
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I'M A MONSTER!
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I NEED SOME HELP, YOU STUPID
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GENIUS!
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>> WELL, HELLO, THERE!
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ARE YOU COMING TO SEE MY DADDY?
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>> BARON FRANKENSTEIN?
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YEAH, YEAH! I NEED HIS HELP.
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>> WELL, YES, INDEED!
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THAT'S WHAT MY DADDY DOES, IS
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HELP GENMLEMEN LIKE YOURSELF.
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ARE YOU A GENMLEMAN?
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>> NO. I'M A MONSTER.
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A MONSTER!
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YOU'D BETTER RUN AS FAR AS --
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>> ALL RIGHT, GENMLEMAN.
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OU CAN COME INNA MY HOUSE.
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[ MAN SCREAMS ]
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[ BABBLING ]
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DADDY'S GONNA HELP THIS FINE
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GENMLEMAN.
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[ BABBLING ]
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REAL FUN!
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>> Frankenstein: IT'S
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RIDICULOUS.
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>> Polidori: JUST HEAR ME OUT!
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>> Frankenstein: IT'S POINTLESS,
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WITHOUT MERIT.
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MAY WE MOVE ON?
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>> Polidori: I COULD SEW HER A
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STUNNING BRIDAL GOWN IN TAFFETA
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AND LACE.
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>> Frankenstein: [ SIGHS ]
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YOU JUST WANT TO PLAY DRESS-UP.
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>> Polidori: AND HER HAIR!
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OOH! I HAVE IDEAS!
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>> Frankenstein: BEEN THERE!
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MADE THAT!
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ON TO THE NEXT!
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>> [ BABBLING ]
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DADDY!
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>> Frankenstein: WELL, HELLO,
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THERE, YOUNG SIR.
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AND WHO HAVE YOU BROUGHT WITH --
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OH, NO.
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>> PLEASE, DR. FRANKENSTEIN,
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I BEG YOU -- YOU GOT TO END MY
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TORTURE!
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>> Frankenstein: LOOK --
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>> CURE ME OR -- OR...
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>> Frankenstein: LOOK --
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>> ...KIL ME.
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>> Frankenstein: YES.
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LOOK, MR. LAWRENCE, I'VE TOLD
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YOU BEFORE -- THERE'S NO CURING
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YOU.
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THERE'S NO KILLING YOU.
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YOU ARE IMMORTAL, JUST LIKE
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MYSELF AND PROFESSOR POLIDORI,
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HERE.
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>> I JUST WANT TO DIE!
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>> Polidori: MY GOD.
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AT LEAST KILL HIM FOR MY SAKE.
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>> STAY OUT OF THIS, OLD LADY!
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EVEN A MAN WHO SAYS HIS PRAYERS.
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I SAY MY PRAYERS.
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I PRAY TO DIE EVERY NIGHT.
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DON'T YOU SEE?
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I'M CURSED TO KILL.
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DEATH WOULD BE A BLESSING.
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BUT NOT JUST ANY DEATH.
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I'D NEED A SILVER BULLET.
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>> Frankenstein: HERE'S ONE.
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>> Polidori: WELL, HE CAN'T SAY
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IT, SO I WILL.
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THANK YOU.
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>> Frankenstein: [ SCOFFS ]
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WE'LL SEE HOW LONG THIS LASTS.
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>> YAY!
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WE'RE ON A GENMLEMAN HUNT!
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>> Polidori: OOH!
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[ BOTH LAUGH ]
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>> * DON'T BLAME THE MOON
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* DON'T BLAME THE MOON
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* SHE WILL CLEAR HER NAME SOON
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>> [ GROANS ]
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DAMN IT.
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DR. FRANK--
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>> GOOD EVENING, MR. GENMLEMAN.
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>> I GOT TO SEE -- HUH?!
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>> I GOT TO SEE FRANKENSTEIN!
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HE'S GOT TO HELP ME!
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>> FOLLOW ME.
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>> Polidori: YAH!
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>> [ GROWLING ]
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>> AAAAAAH!
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[ BOTH LAUGH ]
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>> Frankenstein: BORED AGAIN.
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>> FRANKENSTEIN, IT DIDN'T WORK.
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>> Frankenstein: OF COURSE NOT.
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>> BUT WHY-Y-Y-Y?!
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>> Frankenstein: BECAUSE I HATE
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YOU.
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AND THE CURSE SAYS THAT YOU CAN
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ONLY BE "CURED" OF BEING ALIVE
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IF YOU ARE KILLED BY A SILVER
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BULLET FIRED BY SOMEONE WHO
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LOVES YOU.
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>> Polidori: AND WHO WOULD EVER
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LOVE YOU, YOU PATHETIC, FATUOUS,
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WHINY LITTLE --
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>> [ German accent ] DR.
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FRANKENSTEIN?
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MY NAME IS ELKE SOMMER, AND I
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NEED YOUR HELP.
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>> [ Suavely ] WELL, HELLO.
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I'LL GET HER TO LOVE ME AND THEN
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KILL ME.
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>> Frankenstein: THE SECOND PART
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WILL BE A GREAT DEAL EASIER THAN
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THE FIRST.
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FOR MYSELF, I CAN'T GET ENOUGH
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OF PART TWO!
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HA HA!
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>> AH, CUT THAT STUFF, WILL YA?
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YOU'LL LEAVE A MARK.
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>> Polidori: HERE WE COME.
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>> HOW DO I LOOK? HMM?
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>> Frankenstein: LIKE YOU'VE
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BEEN IMPALED ON A FENCE FOR 70
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YEARS.
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>> AHH...
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>> Polidori: GENTLEMEN, THE
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BRIDE OF THE WOLFMAN.
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>> Frankenstein: OH, LET IT GO.
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>> Polidori: [ GROANS, SCOFFS ]
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>> Frankenstein: WELCOME TO MY
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HUMBLE CASTLE, MISS SOMMER.
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HOW MAY I BE OF HELP?
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>> WELL, IT'S GOING TO SEEM
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SILLY, BUT I CAME HERE THROUGH
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YOUR TIME -- YOUR TIME --
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>> Frankenstein: FRANKENHOLE.
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>> YES. 1966.
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YOU SEE, THERE, I AM CONSIDERED
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ONE OF THE MOST DESIRABLE WOMEN
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IN THE WORLD.
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MEN ONLY WANT TO USE ME FOR MY
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BEAUTY, AND IT'S MADE ME RATHER
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UNTRUSTING OF LOVE.
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SO I WANT YOU TO MAKE ME INTO A
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MONSTER -- SOMETHING UGLY SO
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THAT I KNOW WHEN A MAN SAYS HE
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LOVES ME, HE TRULY MEANS IT.
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THAT'S SILLY, I SUPPOSE.
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>> Polidori: NO.
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PSYCHOTIC, PERHAPS.
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>> AH, DON'T LISTEN TO THAT MUG.
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YOU'RE RIGHT!
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MEN ARE MANIPULATIVE JERKS!
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>> DO YOU REALLY THINK SO,
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MR. LAWRENCE?
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>> CALL ME STEWART.
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>> OH, THAT'S A NEAT TRICK.
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>> COME ON, BABY.
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LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.
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I'LL SHOW YOU THE TOWN, GIVE YOU
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THE JAZZ!
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>> ALL RIGHT, MR. LAW-- OH,
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STEWART.
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YOU ARE AS CHARMING AS YOU ARE
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HANDSOME.
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>> OOH-HOO!
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I'LL BE DEAD WITHIN A WEEK!
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[ WHISTLING ]
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SO, I GUESS YOU'D CALL ME
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NORMAL.
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PRETTY BORING, REALLY.
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I'M TRUSTWORTHY AND PREDICTABLE,
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STABLE AND --
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EHH!
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>> UND? ROMANTIC?
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>> OH, NO! YOU GOT TO RUN!
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GET AWAY FROM ME!
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>> STEWART?
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>> SCRAM!
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YOU'RE NOT SAFE HERE, BABY!
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CAN'T YOU SEE?! I'LL KILL YOU!
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RUN! RUN!
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[ PANTING ]
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AW! YOU GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE!
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DON'T YOU SEE?
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>> WHAT'S WRONG?
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>> QUICK -- TIE ME DOWN!
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DO IT IF YOU WANT TO LIVE!
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THAT'S RIGHT. YEAH.
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NICE AND TIGHT, NOW. GOOD.
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YEAH, NOW RUN! RUN!
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>> NO. I WON'T LEAVE YOU.
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>> BUT --
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UGH! OW!
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[ GROWLING ]
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>> MY GOD.
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SHH. YOU'RE ALL RIGHT.
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NOTHING'S GOING TO HARM YOU.
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STAY CALM.
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DO YOU LIKE MUSIC?
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HM? MUSIC?
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* LET'S BLAME THE MOON
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>> [ GROWLING ]
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>> * LET'S BLAME THE MOON
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[ GROWLING STOPS ]
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* IT WAS NOT UP TO YOU
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* WE CAN JUST BLAME THE MOON
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[ BIRDS CHIRPING ]
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>> GEE. YOU DID THAT FOR ME?
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YOU COULD HAVE BEEN KILLED.
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>> I TRUST YOU, STEWART.
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I LOVE YOU.
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>> OH, ELKE! I LOVE YOU, SEE?
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OH, BOY!
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WILL YOU MARRY ME?
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>> YES, STEWART! YES!
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MAKE LOVE TO ME.
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WHY DOES THAT HAPPEN?
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>> WELL, WHEN I GET SEXUALLY
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AROUSED, IT JUST SPROUTS UP.
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SIDE EFFECT, I GUESS.
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>> [ GIGGLES ]
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KISS ME, MR. DEBONAIR.
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[ SMOOCHING ]
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>> I'M HAPPY! ME! HA!
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I WANT TO LIVE!
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I WANT TO LIVE.
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>> OH! S-S-S-S-STEWART!
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>> [ CHOMPS ]
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>> OOCH!
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>> SORRY. GOT CARRIED AWAY.
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YOU ALL RIGHT?
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>> YES, BUT YOU BROKE THE SKIN,
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YOU ANIMAL!
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>> ANIMAL? OH, NO.
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NO, YOU'LL BECOME A WOLF, LIKE
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ME!
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>> STEWART, YOU WEREN'T THE WOLF
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WHEN YOU BIT ME, SO WHAT HAPPENS
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IF THE WOLFMAN BITES SOMEONE
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WHEN HE'S STEWART LAWRENCE?
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>> GEE, I DON'T KNOW.
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>> WELL, WE'LL KNOW WHEN THE
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MOON RETURNS.
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UNTIL THEN...
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OH, I AM SO...AROUSED!
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>> MM.
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>> [ GROWLING ]
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>> OOH. UH --
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OH, NO.
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I-IT'S OKAY, DARLING.
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I'M HERE WITH YOU.
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DON'T WORRY. I'LL KEEP YOU SAFE.
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I LOVE YOU, SEE?
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I-I LOVE YOU!
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I...LOVE...YOU.
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OH, NO.
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NO! IT CAN'T BE!
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>> [ Stewart's voice ] OH, NO!
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LOOK AT ME!
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DON'T YOU SEE? DON'T YOU GET IT?
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WHY, IT MUST BE BECAUSE I GOT
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AROUSED -- JUST LIKE WHEN YOUR
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MUSTACHE GROWS IN.
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I'M A WERE-LAWRENCE!
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A WERE-LAWRENCE!
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HELP ME, STEWART!
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YOU GOT TO HELP ME, CAN'T YOU?!
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HOLD ME!
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PLEASE, YOU GOT TO HOLD ME!
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>> UH...
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>> AWW, YOU FOOL!
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DON'T HAND ME "UH"!
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I'M CURSED!
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NOW, HOLD ME, WILL YOU?
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YES, STEWART. THAT'S BETTER.
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YOULOVE ME.
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KISS ME! YOU GOT TO, CAN'T YOU?
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[ SMOOCHING ]
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>> EW! UGH! QUIT ALL THIS!
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I CAN'T MAKE LOVE TO MYSELF --
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NOT WHEN THERE'S TWO OF ME!
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>> AW, STOP ALL THAT GUFF!
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I'M STILL YOUR ELKE.
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IT'S ME. CAN'T YOU SEE?
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STEWART, YOU LOVE ME.
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* LET'S BLAME THE MOON
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* IT'S JUST A STUPID PLANET --
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>> AW, STOP IT!
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STOP IT, YOU UGLY, PATHETIC
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FOOL!
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>> OH, STEWART.
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>> SAY, NOW, THAT'S MORE LIKE
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IT, BABY!
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MMM!
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>> Both: OH!
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AHH!
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MNH-MNH.
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>> MM, MM, MM.
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UGH!
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GOOD.
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NO.
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NICE.
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BAD.
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OH, FORGET IT!
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>> [ Elke's voice ] SAY YOU
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STILL LOVE ME, STEWART.
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TELL ME YOU CAN SEE THROUGH MY
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CURSE.
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SEE THE REAL ME, MY LOVE!
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YES, I AM A WERE-LAWRENCE, BUT
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MOST OF THE TIME, I'LL BE
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ELKE SOMMER, THE MOST BEAUTIFUL
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WOMAN IN THIS ENTIRE WORLD!
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I'LL ONLY BE YOU WHEN I'M
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SEXUALLY AROUSED.
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>> OH, I DO LOVE YOU, ELKE.
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I REALLY DO.
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YOU'RE SWEET AND UNDERSTANDING
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AND CALM AND FUNNY AND LOVABLE
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AND SEXY.
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JUST NOT WHEN YOU'RE ME.
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BUT YOU STILL LOVE ME, SO AT
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LEAST YOU CAN KILL ME.
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HERE -- TAKE THIS GUN.
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IT'S GOT SILVER BULLETS.
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KILL ME!
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>> I CAN'T, STEWART!
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>> YOU MUST! KILL ME!
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>> STEWART!
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>> AH, DO IT, YOU IDIOT!
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HUH?
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YOU DON LOVE ME?
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>> YOU REJECTED ME!
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OH, I DON'T KNOW HOW I FEEL!
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I THINK WE SHOULD CONSIDER
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COUPLES COUNSELING.
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>> AH, GIVE ME THAT!
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ONLY ONE GIRL EVER LOVED ME --
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BARBARA.
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MY DEAR, DELICIOUS BARBARA.
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I'LL USE ONE OF THOSE PORTALS --
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ONE OF THOSE FRANKENHOLE
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DOOHICKEYS.
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SHE JUST NEEDS THE SILVER
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BULLETS.
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YEAH.
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THAT'S WHY IT DIDN'T WORK THE
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FIRST TIME.
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I'LL DIE ON MY VERY FIRST NIGHT
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AS A WEREWOLF!
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HOT DIGGITY DO-O-O-O-O-G!
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OOF!
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[ PANTING ]
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THERE WE ARE.
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I'LL GIVE BARBARA THE GUN, AND
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SHE'LL SHOOT ME.
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IT ALL ENDS HERE!
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[ GROWLS ]
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OH, NO!
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[ Voice warbling ] OH, MOON,
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YOU'RE SUCH A JERK!
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>> H-HEY, EASY WITH THE TEETH!
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OW!
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YOU MANGY MUTT!
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>> [ GROWLS ]
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[ WHIMPERS ]
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OHHH, DAMN IT.
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>> * HOW DID YOU BLAME THE
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MOON? *
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* SEE PAST ITS GLOW
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* LOOK BENEATH THE SKIN
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* LOOK INTO YOUR SOUL
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* DON'T LOOK WHERE IT SHINES
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