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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:08,216 --> 00:00:10,260 ♪ My life on the streets ♪ 2 00:00:10,260 --> 00:00:12,721 ♪ Time out of beat ♪ 3 00:00:12,721 --> 00:00:17,726 ♪ You know it ain't so easy ♪ 4 00:00:18,309 --> 00:00:23,314 ♪ Running around on these cold hard days and sold out nights ♪ 5 00:00:26,234 --> 00:00:29,529 ♪ If I could get it back again ♪ 6 00:00:29,529 --> 00:00:34,367 ♪ Without going crazy ♪ 7 00:00:34,367 --> 00:00:39,372 ♪ Forget about the time when I was smashed and incomplete ♪ 8 00:00:41,875 --> 00:00:46,463 ♪ Life sometimes sucks ♪ 9 00:00:46,463 --> 00:00:50,216 ♪ Win, lose or bust ♪ 10 00:00:50,216 --> 00:00:54,804 ♪ Bring down the barriers ♪ 11 00:00:54,804 --> 00:00:59,809 ♪ When life's on the rocks ♪ 12 00:01:01,102 --> 00:01:04,188 ♪ Life on the rocks ♪ 13 00:01:04,188 --> 00:01:05,397 - Yeah, I got issues. 14 00:01:05,397 --> 00:01:07,317 I mean, who doesn't have issues? 15 00:01:07,317 --> 00:01:10,236 Everybody's got issues, you know? 16 00:01:10,236 --> 00:01:12,864 Well, life's not comfortable, 17 00:01:12,864 --> 00:01:14,199 it's not boring. 18 00:01:16,158 --> 00:01:17,243 You know, 'cause when you're on the streets 19 00:01:17,243 --> 00:01:20,538 you never know what you'll find around a corner, 20 00:01:20,538 --> 00:01:23,208 what you'll find in a bin. 21 00:01:23,208 --> 00:01:25,627 You can make a left, you can make a right, 22 00:01:25,627 --> 00:01:27,504 and it makes no difference, you know? 23 00:01:27,504 --> 00:01:28,338 And... 24 00:01:29,631 --> 00:01:31,174 You know... 25 00:01:31,174 --> 00:01:33,843 But, well, you know, I'm not scared of anything. 26 00:01:33,843 --> 00:01:35,887 Nothing scares me at all. 27 00:01:37,013 --> 00:01:39,890 But don't think I haven't lived, 28 00:01:39,890 --> 00:01:40,725 'cause I've lived. 29 00:01:40,725 --> 00:01:43,561 I mean, lately on beans and juice, 30 00:01:47,440 --> 00:01:48,691 molly and junk, 31 00:01:50,235 --> 00:01:51,652 fent and blow, 32 00:01:51,652 --> 00:01:53,321 you know, they uh... 33 00:01:56,324 --> 00:01:57,741 They all, uh... 34 00:01:57,741 --> 00:02:00,161 They all bring me places. 35 00:02:00,161 --> 00:02:03,957 And zanny? Well, zanny brings me home. 36 00:02:06,501 --> 00:02:10,839 Probably shouldn't have eaten that dumpster burrito. 37 00:02:12,173 --> 00:02:13,716 - So are you gonna say something? 38 00:02:13,716 --> 00:02:15,552 - What? I gotta say something? 39 00:02:15,552 --> 00:02:18,138 - Well, it's a big bust. 40 00:02:18,138 --> 00:02:19,722 It's the cherry on top of your career. 41 00:02:19,722 --> 00:02:20,515 - Yeah, sure. 42 00:02:20,515 --> 00:02:21,850 but they don't even have a conviction yet. 43 00:02:21,850 --> 00:02:24,144 C'mon, they don't even have a trial date. 44 00:02:24,144 --> 00:02:25,895 - Yeah, but they have all the evidence, 45 00:02:25,895 --> 00:02:27,397 it's a slam dunk. 46 00:02:27,397 --> 00:02:28,982 Everybody's gonna take credit 47 00:02:28,982 --> 00:02:31,818 so I think you should be at least prepared to say something. 48 00:02:31,818 --> 00:02:32,652 - Okay, 49 00:02:32,652 --> 00:02:33,903 how about all you paper pushers get off the dais. 50 00:02:33,903 --> 00:02:35,655 Fuck you very much. 51 00:02:35,655 --> 00:02:37,699 - Hey, buddy. 52 00:02:37,699 --> 00:02:39,909 You can't be lying here. 53 00:02:42,620 --> 00:02:45,623 You need to go to the hospital? Huh? 54 00:02:48,001 --> 00:02:50,170 - What did you take, huh? 55 00:02:50,170 --> 00:02:51,588 Let's get him up. 56 00:02:52,505 --> 00:02:53,590 - Should we take him in? 57 00:02:53,590 --> 00:02:55,591 - What for? Let's just get him out of here. 58 00:02:55,591 --> 00:02:58,052 - I think I have the shits. 59 00:02:58,052 --> 00:03:00,388 - There's a bar here with a restroom. 60 00:03:00,388 --> 00:03:02,974 Can you make it in there? - I gotta stay with my stuff. 61 00:03:02,974 --> 00:03:04,893 - Nobody's gonna take your stuff, come on. 62 00:03:04,893 --> 00:03:06,186 There's a restroom in there, go. 63 00:03:06,186 --> 00:03:07,854 - All right. 64 00:03:11,149 --> 00:03:13,985 - I need a shower. 65 00:03:13,985 --> 00:03:15,278 - Can I order another? 66 00:03:15,278 --> 00:03:17,113 - Absolutely, just keep drinking. 67 00:03:17,113 --> 00:03:17,947 - Ahem. 68 00:03:18,781 --> 00:03:19,866 - Hey, where's your company? 69 00:03:19,866 --> 00:03:21,242 - I'm not expecting any. 70 00:03:21,242 --> 00:03:22,827 You want some? I'm off in an hour. 71 00:03:22,827 --> 00:03:24,287 - Not really. 72 00:03:24,287 --> 00:03:27,123 - How about some fries with that burger? It's on me. 73 00:03:27,123 --> 00:03:29,000 - What exactly do you think that order of fries 74 00:03:29,000 --> 00:03:30,335 entitles you to? 75 00:03:31,544 --> 00:03:35,715 - Hey watch the place for me, I'll be back in an hour. 76 00:03:35,715 --> 00:03:37,884 - Four more vodkas please? 77 00:03:41,179 --> 00:03:42,222 - Hey, come back tomorrow. 78 00:03:42,222 --> 00:03:44,849 My pick up lines will be a whole lot better. 79 00:03:44,849 --> 00:03:47,852 - Hey, Kasha, take Blueberry, 80 00:03:47,852 --> 00:03:50,103 I want to try Blueberry. 81 00:04:05,370 --> 00:04:06,746 - I have other ones. 82 00:04:06,746 --> 00:04:08,623 Here, try these ones. 83 00:04:08,623 --> 00:04:09,874 They might be nicer. 84 00:04:09,874 --> 00:04:14,295 ♪ On the day that I almost lost my mind ♪ 85 00:04:14,295 --> 00:04:17,048 - Now this is Blueberry. 86 00:04:21,177 --> 00:04:22,512 Bottoms up, woo! 87 00:04:25,682 --> 00:04:27,517 - So, what do you say? 88 00:04:28,518 --> 00:04:30,270 ♪ I've been drunk all my life ♪ 89 00:04:30,270 --> 00:04:32,605 ♪ I was buried alive ♪ 90 00:04:32,605 --> 00:04:37,068 ♪ I've been so blind ♪ 91 00:04:37,068 --> 00:04:40,029 ♪ I was tempted by fate and I'm bent till I break ♪ 92 00:04:40,029 --> 00:04:42,198 - This looks like it should hold a shower curtain 93 00:04:42,198 --> 00:04:44,075 - For Christs sake, they're napkin rings 94 00:04:44,075 --> 00:04:48,413 not the wedding cake, but catering needs a decision. 95 00:04:50,581 --> 00:04:53,710 ♪ When I go ♪ 96 00:04:53,710 --> 00:04:55,128 ♪ I'm never coming back ♪ 97 00:04:55,128 --> 00:04:58,172 ♪ When I go ♪ 98 00:04:58,172 --> 00:04:59,882 ♪ I'm never coming back ♪ 99 00:04:59,882 --> 00:05:02,802 ♪ When I go ♪ 100 00:05:02,802 --> 00:05:04,345 ♪ I'm never coming back ♪ 101 00:05:04,345 --> 00:05:07,265 ♪ When I go ♪ 102 00:05:07,265 --> 00:05:10,601 ♪ I'm never coming back ♪ 103 00:05:15,064 --> 00:05:16,107 - Hey, fella, 104 00:05:17,859 --> 00:05:19,402 where are you going? 105 00:05:19,402 --> 00:05:20,320 - Can I use your restroom? 106 00:05:20,320 --> 00:05:22,071 - No. - I won't mess it up. 107 00:05:22,071 --> 00:05:24,991 - No, restroom's for customers only 108 00:05:31,456 --> 00:05:32,290 - Jack me. 109 00:05:33,499 --> 00:05:35,084 I'll be right back. 110 00:05:59,442 --> 00:06:01,944 You know, this is a nice establishment. 111 00:06:01,944 --> 00:06:04,072 No, no, no, no, they're fucking with you. 112 00:06:04,072 --> 00:06:06,032 I should piss on the floor. 113 00:06:06,032 --> 00:06:07,658 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, that's crazy, 114 00:06:07,658 --> 00:06:09,202 and don't steal the towels. 115 00:06:09,202 --> 00:06:10,286 Why not? 116 00:06:10,286 --> 00:06:12,372 Anyway, should I do, huh? 117 00:06:13,289 --> 00:06:14,999 It's that last little bit. 118 00:06:14,999 --> 00:06:18,211 No, I'm not giving you permission to be an asshole. 119 00:06:18,211 --> 00:06:21,214 I gotta get back to the stuff, $0.5 a can, 120 00:06:21,214 --> 00:06:24,217 $O.10 cents bottle, $1 on the round. 121 00:07:13,808 --> 00:07:14,642 - Oh jeez, no. 122 00:07:14,642 --> 00:07:16,310 Hey! No, no, no, no. 123 00:07:17,895 --> 00:07:20,022 Buddy, the restroom's out of order. 124 00:07:20,022 --> 00:07:21,691 - That's okay, Jack. 125 00:07:23,693 --> 00:07:24,777 Treat up. 126 00:07:24,777 --> 00:07:27,822 - Look, I prefer you have your drink someplace else. 127 00:07:27,822 --> 00:07:28,656 - I'm paying. 128 00:07:28,656 --> 00:07:31,451 - I don't care, go someplace else. 129 00:07:31,451 --> 00:07:34,829 You stink, and you're bothering my customers. 130 00:07:34,829 --> 00:07:35,788 - I'm not bothering anybody. 131 00:07:35,788 --> 00:07:37,999 - You're bothering me. 132 00:07:37,999 --> 00:07:39,834 You should get a job, 133 00:07:39,834 --> 00:07:42,295 take a bath, clean up your act. 134 00:07:42,295 --> 00:07:44,046 - You know, I would like a job, 135 00:07:44,046 --> 00:07:46,215 except I don't know much about anything. 136 00:07:46,215 --> 00:07:49,802 Except my liquor, I know my liquor. 137 00:07:49,802 --> 00:07:51,721 - Yeah, I bet you do. - Yeah, like you should keep 138 00:07:51,721 --> 00:07:53,389 your Patrons with your Patrons, you know 139 00:07:53,389 --> 00:07:55,933 Silver, Reposado, Aneho. 140 00:07:55,933 --> 00:07:58,769 And where's the Don Julio? I don't see Don anywhere. 141 00:07:58,769 --> 00:08:00,062 - You don't go, I'm gonna call the cops. 142 00:08:00,062 --> 00:08:01,063 - Call them. 143 00:08:02,190 --> 00:08:03,024 What are you gonna do? 144 00:08:03,024 --> 00:08:03,858 You'll tell them you're not gonna serve 145 00:08:03,858 --> 00:08:05,359 someone that looks like this and knows their liquor? 146 00:08:05,359 --> 00:08:08,154 And who the helL drinks, bubblegum and peanut butter 147 00:08:08,154 --> 00:08:10,031 and jelly vodka? 148 00:08:10,031 --> 00:08:11,115 - I'm calling 149 00:08:17,246 --> 00:08:18,080 Calling. 150 00:08:22,126 --> 00:08:23,878 - It's like a sit-in. 151 00:08:25,421 --> 00:08:28,132 ♪ Deep in my heart ♪ 152 00:08:28,132 --> 00:08:33,095 ♪ I believe that we shall overcome ♪ 153 00:08:33,261 --> 00:08:34,472 ♪ Amen ♪ 154 00:08:34,472 --> 00:08:36,640 - Okay, okay, listen. Ssh! 155 00:08:37,558 --> 00:08:38,392 Just one. 156 00:08:53,866 --> 00:08:55,284 - Well, I swear they like living on the streets, 157 00:08:55,284 --> 00:09:00,289 they just bask out there in the sun getting high all day. 158 00:09:00,748 --> 00:09:02,416 - What are they using? 159 00:09:02,416 --> 00:09:03,918 They're totally using. 160 00:09:03,918 --> 00:09:05,586 - They showed up in porta-potties. 161 00:09:05,586 --> 00:09:08,005 - They're alcoholics 162 00:09:08,005 --> 00:09:10,216 - And they don't want to stay in shelters. 163 00:09:10,216 --> 00:09:12,051 - Lots of them are mentally ill or illegals. 164 00:09:12,051 --> 00:09:13,010 - You can't even walk 165 00:09:13,010 --> 00:09:15,721 into a public bathroom these days. 166 00:09:15,721 --> 00:09:19,559 - They can't be here, and you can't tell them that. 167 00:09:45,126 --> 00:09:47,962 - You know we didn't reorder as much as we did last month. 168 00:09:47,962 --> 00:09:51,090 - It's been slow, holidays maybe. 169 00:09:51,090 --> 00:09:53,134 I can add a couple of specials on some foo-foo drinks, 170 00:09:53,134 --> 00:09:54,343 if you'd like. 171 00:09:54,343 --> 00:09:56,178 - I don't know, maybe. 172 00:10:01,350 --> 00:10:02,184 - Oh jeez. 173 00:10:08,024 --> 00:10:10,985 - What, you know this guy? 174 00:10:10,985 --> 00:10:12,361 - Just some homeless dude. 175 00:10:12,361 --> 00:10:13,821 - Some homeless dude is on our living, 176 00:10:13,821 --> 00:10:16,699 homeless people come in and use my bathroom now. 177 00:10:16,699 --> 00:10:17,533 - I didn't invite him, 178 00:10:17,533 --> 00:10:19,535 he just has a drink here every once in a while. 179 00:10:19,535 --> 00:10:21,078 - Still, is he stealing stuff? 180 00:10:21,078 --> 00:10:22,330 You don't know what he's doing right there, right? 181 00:10:22,330 --> 00:10:23,998 Grabbing soap, paper towels. 182 00:10:23,998 --> 00:10:26,459 - No, I checked. Nothing seems out of place. 183 00:10:26,459 --> 00:10:28,544 - Yeah, but you don't know if he's in there 184 00:10:28,544 --> 00:10:29,837 washing his underwear. 185 00:10:30,671 --> 00:10:31,756 - Well, no. 186 00:10:31,756 --> 00:10:35,635 - Christ, he could be shooting up, jerking off. 187 00:10:35,635 --> 00:10:36,552 - I don't know. 188 00:10:36,552 --> 00:10:38,387 - Yeah, you don't know. 189 00:10:38,387 --> 00:10:40,139 How often does he come in? 190 00:10:40,139 --> 00:10:45,144 - He used to come quite often, not so much anymore. 191 00:10:45,144 --> 00:10:45,978 - I just think it's nuts 192 00:10:45,978 --> 00:10:49,482 letting a guy like that even come in here. 193 00:10:51,108 --> 00:10:52,568 Get rid of him. 194 00:10:52,568 --> 00:10:53,611 - How? 195 00:10:53,611 --> 00:10:55,863 - How? What do I care how? 196 00:10:55,863 --> 00:10:58,074 Tell him adios, arrivederci, 197 00:10:58,074 --> 00:11:00,660 you could use the word, leave. 198 00:11:00,660 --> 00:11:04,080 I don't care, just get rid of him. 199 00:11:04,080 --> 00:11:05,581 - Hey buddy, same. 200 00:11:06,832 --> 00:11:11,128 - You get over there and kick the bum out, go. 201 00:11:11,128 --> 00:11:12,213 Jesus Christ. 202 00:11:17,551 --> 00:11:20,262 - Speed, we're not serving you anymore. 203 00:11:20,262 --> 00:11:21,180 - If you're running low on Jack, 204 00:11:21,180 --> 00:11:22,807 Johnny's fine, I'll take Johnny. 205 00:11:22,807 --> 00:11:24,266 - It's not the type of whiskey we're not serving, 206 00:11:24,266 --> 00:11:28,270 it's you, we're not serving you anymore. 207 00:11:28,270 --> 00:11:29,939 - Is that the boss? 208 00:11:29,939 --> 00:11:30,773 - I'm the boss. 209 00:11:31,607 --> 00:11:32,608 - You're fucking with me, come on. 210 00:11:32,608 --> 00:11:34,610 - I'm gonna be fucking with you if you don't leave. 211 00:11:34,610 --> 00:11:36,737 - Is that what you want? 212 00:11:36,737 --> 00:11:38,572 - Yeah, that's what I want. 213 00:11:38,572 --> 00:11:39,740 - Positive? 214 00:11:39,740 --> 00:11:40,866 - I'm positive. 215 00:11:40,866 --> 00:11:41,951 - Is it that positive, yes- 216 00:11:41,951 --> 00:11:44,453 - Stop fucking with me, Speed. 217 00:11:46,080 --> 00:11:49,040 - Just one pour, one pour and I'll go. 218 00:11:49,040 --> 00:11:50,084 - I'm not gonna give you one pour 219 00:11:50,084 --> 00:11:51,168 'cause you're just gonna sit there 220 00:11:51,168 --> 00:11:53,421 and stare at the glass for an hour. 221 00:11:53,421 --> 00:11:54,714 - Sometimes you gotta treat a whiskey 222 00:11:54,714 --> 00:11:56,132 like a beautiful woman, you know? 223 00:11:56,132 --> 00:11:57,466 You gotta stare at it a little bit, 224 00:11:57,466 --> 00:11:59,301 romance it a little bit because, 225 00:11:59,301 --> 00:12:01,303 you know, I didn't say that, somebody else said it. 226 00:12:01,303 --> 00:12:02,847 - Hey, how are you doing? 227 00:12:02,847 --> 00:12:06,475 I'm Murray Adler, I own this place. 228 00:12:06,475 --> 00:12:09,437 - Speed, they call me Speed. 229 00:12:09,437 --> 00:12:14,066 - So Buddy tells me you're a pretty frequent customer. 230 00:12:14,066 --> 00:12:15,484 - I suppose I am. 231 00:12:15,484 --> 00:12:18,070 - Yeah? Any reason why you choose my place? 232 00:12:18,070 --> 00:12:20,448 - It's on my way home. 233 00:12:20,448 --> 00:12:22,032 - And where's home? 234 00:12:23,701 --> 00:12:24,744 - 5th Street. 235 00:12:24,744 --> 00:12:28,080 - 5th Street, under the bridge, 10 City? 236 00:12:31,292 --> 00:12:32,626 - You know there's another bar, 237 00:12:32,626 --> 00:12:36,088 that's even closer to where you're living. 238 00:12:37,006 --> 00:12:38,758 - I like your place. 239 00:12:38,758 --> 00:12:39,884 - And I appreciate that. 240 00:12:39,884 --> 00:12:41,927 - Although your clientele could use a little cultivating. 241 00:12:41,927 --> 00:12:42,762 - The client could use... 242 00:12:42,762 --> 00:12:45,598 Are you listening to this asshole? 243 00:12:46,599 --> 00:12:47,558 - So what do you mean 244 00:12:47,558 --> 00:12:50,519 my clientele could use some cultivating? 245 00:12:50,519 --> 00:12:51,729 - Nothing, nothing. 246 00:12:51,729 --> 00:12:53,689 I'll just have my... I'll have my drink. 247 00:12:53,689 --> 00:12:56,317 - He's not gonna pour you a drink. 248 00:12:56,317 --> 00:12:57,860 Okay, listen to me, I'm not gonna coddle you 249 00:12:57,860 --> 00:12:59,111 like my bartender, okay? 250 00:12:59,111 --> 00:13:01,906 I want you to leave, and I want you to leave now. 251 00:13:01,906 --> 00:13:03,365 I think I'm being a nice guy. 252 00:13:03,365 --> 00:13:05,743 I'm asking nice, I think I'm being very polite, 253 00:13:05,743 --> 00:13:09,872 but if you don't leave I'm gonna have to call the cops. 254 00:13:09,872 --> 00:13:12,208 - There's not a good reason not to serve me. 255 00:13:12,208 --> 00:13:13,709 - I don't need a reason, okay? 256 00:13:13,709 --> 00:13:15,127 Come on, let's... 257 00:13:17,421 --> 00:13:21,675 - Okay, I know this is not my business, it's your place. 258 00:13:21,675 --> 00:13:22,510 I get it, 259 00:13:22,510 --> 00:13:25,513 It's just... It's bartender 101, okay? 260 00:13:25,513 --> 00:13:26,889 You just need a little bit of order here. 261 00:13:26,889 --> 00:13:28,432 You know, you put your Bourbons with your Bourbons, 262 00:13:28,432 --> 00:13:29,934 and your scotch with your scotch, 263 00:13:29,934 --> 00:13:31,352 and your ryes with your ryes. 264 00:13:31,352 --> 00:13:32,561 You know, you don't want people having to navigate 265 00:13:32,561 --> 00:13:34,313 through a maze of bottles just to find a drink, 266 00:13:34,313 --> 00:13:36,273 and your limes, are full of brown edges. 267 00:13:36,273 --> 00:13:37,608 I mean, these weren't cut today, 268 00:13:37,608 --> 00:13:38,776 it's old, and people are gonna know 269 00:13:38,776 --> 00:13:40,736 that you use old product and it doesn't look good. 270 00:13:40,736 --> 00:13:43,280 And some snacks, you know? Some salty stuff. 271 00:13:43,280 --> 00:13:44,782 Just get some chips and some pretzels, 272 00:13:44,782 --> 00:13:47,117 salty stuff is cheap, it makes people thirsty. 273 00:13:47,117 --> 00:13:48,410 And a little bit of entertainment, 274 00:13:48,410 --> 00:13:50,913 just a little bit of guitar, a little bit of piano. 275 00:13:50,913 --> 00:13:52,456 - Okay. 276 00:13:53,290 --> 00:13:57,837 Can you just take it easy, all right? For a second. 277 00:13:57,837 --> 00:13:59,171 - It'd be great. 278 00:14:04,510 --> 00:14:06,053 I used to be a bartender. 279 00:14:06,887 --> 00:14:08,430 - What'd you do? Drink the inventory? 280 00:14:08,430 --> 00:14:11,058 - No, I didn't drink the inventory. 281 00:14:11,058 --> 00:14:12,810 I got out of the army, 282 00:14:12,810 --> 00:14:15,771 I got a job, I got married, 283 00:14:15,771 --> 00:14:17,398 I lost my job, I got divorced. 284 00:14:17,398 --> 00:14:19,233 - Oh, I feel for you. 285 00:14:19,233 --> 00:14:21,235 - And I had friends, I had drinking friends, 286 00:14:23,362 --> 00:14:25,239 until drinking became my only friend. 287 00:14:25,239 --> 00:14:28,993 - So, why do you keep coming back here, right? 288 00:14:28,993 --> 00:14:30,744 Just like you said, you don't even like 289 00:14:30,744 --> 00:14:32,913 the way I run the place, right? 290 00:14:32,913 --> 00:14:35,749 I mean, you could do far more with your money 291 00:14:35,749 --> 00:14:37,501 at any liquor store. 292 00:14:37,501 --> 00:14:41,338 - You collect cans for Christ's sake. 293 00:14:41,338 --> 00:14:42,423 - You don't know how much money I have, 294 00:14:42,423 --> 00:14:44,258 I got plenty of money. 295 00:14:45,551 --> 00:14:47,386 Enough for a drink, 296 00:14:47,386 --> 00:14:49,305 it's not enough for tip. - I don't want your tip. 297 00:14:49,305 --> 00:14:50,514 - You wanna know why I don't tip? 298 00:14:50,514 --> 00:14:51,724 - I don't care. 299 00:14:51,724 --> 00:14:53,601 - It's 'cause he waters down the booze. 300 00:14:53,601 --> 00:14:54,935 I know the taste of water 301 00:14:54,935 --> 00:14:56,395 as well as I know the taste of Jack, 302 00:14:56,395 --> 00:14:59,023 and I know when I'm drinking watered down booze. 303 00:14:59,023 --> 00:15:02,610 - So why do you keep coming back here? 304 00:15:02,610 --> 00:15:04,695 - I used to drink, a lot, 305 00:15:06,697 --> 00:15:07,573 but ever since coming here 306 00:15:07,573 --> 00:15:09,742 and drinking Buddy's watered down booze, 307 00:15:09,742 --> 00:15:12,036 it's been a little like rehab. 308 00:15:12,036 --> 00:15:15,164 And I think in just a little bit, a little bit, just a week, 309 00:15:15,164 --> 00:15:17,750 I'll have it, I'll be dry. 310 00:15:17,750 --> 00:15:20,628 - Why don't you just go home and water down your own liquor? 311 00:15:20,628 --> 00:15:23,255 Who comes to a bar to get sober? 312 00:15:23,255 --> 00:15:24,757 That's just crazy. 313 00:15:28,302 --> 00:15:29,595 - Out there, when I drink 314 00:15:29,595 --> 00:15:32,932 I'm just a homeless guy getting drunk. 315 00:15:32,932 --> 00:15:34,808 Here, when I saddle up to the bar, 316 00:15:34,808 --> 00:15:37,895 when I saddle up to your bar, it's... 317 00:15:38,938 --> 00:15:41,106 I'm somebody, here I'm somebody. 318 00:15:41,106 --> 00:15:44,109 - Nope, still just a homeless dude, 319 00:15:44,109 --> 00:15:45,694 and you stink. 320 00:15:45,694 --> 00:15:48,697 And that's why you gotta go. 321 00:15:48,697 --> 00:15:51,200 - You wanna know why else I like coming here? 322 00:15:51,200 --> 00:15:53,118 It's 'cause here I can look across the bar 323 00:15:53,118 --> 00:15:54,286 and look down at somebody else. 324 00:15:54,286 --> 00:15:55,496 You know, I might be living on the street, 325 00:15:55,496 --> 00:15:58,665 but at least I'm not a thief, okay? 326 00:15:58,665 --> 00:16:00,417 - Hey, back off! 327 00:16:00,417 --> 00:16:01,710 - I don't have to listen to this shit. 328 00:16:01,710 --> 00:16:03,712 - Get outta here. 329 00:16:03,712 --> 00:16:05,798 Jesus! Are you all right? 330 00:16:09,969 --> 00:16:10,970 I'm sorry that you feel 331 00:16:10,970 --> 00:16:12,721 Buddy's watering down your drinks, okay? 332 00:16:12,721 --> 00:16:15,015 I have to think of my bottom line, 333 00:16:15,015 --> 00:16:16,767 it's just business, right pal? 334 00:16:16,767 --> 00:16:19,937 - Just one more. One more and I'll go. 335 00:16:27,152 --> 00:16:28,070 - One more. 336 00:16:47,172 --> 00:16:48,424 - For you, sir. 337 00:16:52,469 --> 00:16:55,305 I have appreciated your hospitality. 338 00:16:55,305 --> 00:16:58,100 ♪ Lord lift me up ♪ 339 00:16:58,100 --> 00:17:01,687 ♪ I've stayed far enough ♪ 340 00:17:01,687 --> 00:17:05,482 ♪ Gather my soul with love ♪ 341 00:17:05,482 --> 00:17:10,112 ♪ Make me whole ♪ 342 00:17:10,112 --> 00:17:13,240 ♪ Lord lift me up ♪ 343 00:17:13,240 --> 00:17:16,827 ♪ Deliver me from my past ♪ 344 00:17:16,827 --> 00:17:20,664 ♪ Grant me freedom ♪ 345 00:17:20,664 --> 00:17:23,916 ♪ Freedom at last ♪ 346 00:17:24,835 --> 00:17:28,547 - I don't even want you stepping near my place. 347 00:17:28,547 --> 00:17:30,007 Because I don't need a bum like you 348 00:17:30,007 --> 00:17:32,551 ruining my business, how's that? 349 00:17:32,551 --> 00:17:33,886 Are you kidding me? 350 00:17:33,886 --> 00:17:34,803 Can you believe this guy? 351 00:17:34,803 --> 00:17:35,679 - Some people. 352 00:17:35,679 --> 00:17:37,139 - Jesus! 353 00:17:39,808 --> 00:17:40,642 - You never know what you're gonna find 354 00:17:40,642 --> 00:17:42,311 when you turn a corner. 355 00:17:42,311 --> 00:17:44,938 Look at me, all cleaned up. 356 00:17:44,938 --> 00:17:46,565 I'm a man reborn, who now pours drinks 357 00:17:46,565 --> 00:17:50,235 for the financially solvent, privileged people. 358 00:17:50,235 --> 00:17:54,156 Doesn't get much more obladi-oblada than that. 359 00:17:54,156 --> 00:17:56,283 And behind this bar, 360 00:17:56,283 --> 00:17:59,244 you look like a priest, you know? 361 00:17:59,244 --> 00:18:00,829 I'll listen to your woes 362 00:18:00,829 --> 00:18:03,082 and dole out 80 proof indulgences. 363 00:18:05,167 --> 00:18:07,002 Or you can act a fool, 364 00:18:09,880 --> 00:18:12,466 sorta like I'm in a confession. 365 00:18:14,218 --> 00:18:16,887 I hear all, my lips are sealed, 366 00:18:16,887 --> 00:18:19,431 and I don't make any judgments, no judgments, 367 00:18:19,431 --> 00:18:20,682 unless I'm asked. 368 00:18:20,682 --> 00:18:21,809 - You voted for an asshole 369 00:18:21,809 --> 00:18:22,643 - So you can ask. 370 00:18:22,643 --> 00:18:25,062 Hey, you guys need some nuts? 371 00:18:41,995 --> 00:18:43,789 Nobody likes to be alone. 372 00:18:43,789 --> 00:18:45,374 I mean, some people say that it's an opportunity 373 00:18:45,374 --> 00:18:47,835 to find themselves, but... 374 00:18:47,835 --> 00:18:49,336 That's bullshit 375 00:18:49,336 --> 00:18:50,921 If somebody tells you that they like to be alone, 376 00:18:50,921 --> 00:18:53,590 it's more than likely that nobody likes them, 377 00:18:53,590 --> 00:18:55,884 or just as likely that they don't like you, 378 00:18:55,884 --> 00:18:59,471 because nobody likes to be alone. 379 00:19:08,730 --> 00:19:09,731 - Yeah. 380 00:19:09,731 --> 00:19:12,067 And, I'd love you to see it. 381 00:19:17,239 --> 00:19:18,782 I need to go talk to a colleague, 382 00:19:18,782 --> 00:19:20,993 can you just give me one second? 383 00:19:20,993 --> 00:19:21,827 I'll be right back. 384 00:19:21,827 --> 00:19:23,620 - Fine. - I'll be right back for you. 385 00:19:23,620 --> 00:19:24,454 - You better be. 386 00:19:27,583 --> 00:19:29,001 - Didi. 387 00:19:29,001 --> 00:19:30,836 - Oh, hi Milo. 388 00:19:30,836 --> 00:19:32,462 - How have you been? 389 00:19:32,462 --> 00:19:33,589 - Good. 390 00:19:33,589 --> 00:19:36,508 - Oh, with the way the market is, I guess good's good. 391 00:19:36,508 --> 00:19:38,677 - Well, maybe just okay. 392 00:19:38,677 --> 00:19:40,429 - Okay. Okay is good. 393 00:19:42,347 --> 00:19:44,850 - So let's catch up. 394 00:19:44,850 --> 00:19:46,393 - Catch up? 395 00:19:46,393 --> 00:19:47,394 - Gin tonic? 396 00:19:49,313 --> 00:19:50,480 - I'm buying. 397 00:19:50,480 --> 00:19:52,149 - No, not right now. 398 00:19:53,275 --> 00:19:55,444 - Wasn't your hair longer before? 399 00:19:55,444 --> 00:19:58,572 - Yeah, I cut it two weeks ago. 400 00:19:58,572 --> 00:20:00,115 - Well, it's great, 401 00:20:00,115 --> 00:20:02,117 and you've lost weight. 402 00:20:02,951 --> 00:20:04,494 - I wish. 403 00:20:04,494 --> 00:20:05,954 - Well, you look great, 404 00:20:05,954 --> 00:20:07,873 and you're doing well for yourself. 405 00:20:07,873 --> 00:20:08,749 - How's that? 406 00:20:08,749 --> 00:20:11,418 - I see you driving the new Mercedes. 407 00:20:11,418 --> 00:20:16,298 - Hey, you know anyone that wants to take over a lease? 408 00:20:16,298 --> 00:20:18,008 - So anything new on the market, 409 00:20:18,008 --> 00:20:19,885 or anything I should know about? 410 00:20:19,885 --> 00:20:21,553 - Not really. 411 00:20:21,553 --> 00:20:23,555 - You need listings, Dina. 412 00:20:23,555 --> 00:20:26,808 Buyers, sellers, you need to advertise. 413 00:20:27,851 --> 00:20:30,312 To make money you gotta spend money. 414 00:20:30,312 --> 00:20:33,106 - To spend money, you have to have money. 415 00:20:33,106 --> 00:20:36,109 But I've got a new flyer coming out. 416 00:20:37,778 --> 00:20:39,071 - Okay. 417 00:20:39,071 --> 00:20:40,405 Very old school. 418 00:20:41,657 --> 00:20:44,701 You need a polished website, link in, network, 419 00:20:44,701 --> 00:20:47,913 but paper still has its place. 420 00:20:47,913 --> 00:20:49,665 Four-fold raise type. 421 00:20:50,958 --> 00:20:51,792 Nice, huh? 422 00:20:53,794 --> 00:20:54,628 - Hmm. 423 00:20:57,297 --> 00:20:58,131 Expensive. 424 00:20:59,216 --> 00:21:01,969 - Keep it. It's a new pocket listing 425 00:21:01,969 --> 00:21:03,971 on a $5 mil remodel in Mulholland. 426 00:21:03,971 --> 00:21:07,474 This place, top of the grade; Pool, view, 427 00:21:07,474 --> 00:21:11,645 five bedrooms, wine cellar, even a theater. 428 00:21:11,645 --> 00:21:15,065 It's pricey to sell, but, you never know. 429 00:21:17,693 --> 00:21:21,863 Look, if I don't have a buyer in a couple of days, 430 00:21:24,491 --> 00:21:27,661 would do you wanna sit by Mulholland? 431 00:21:27,661 --> 00:21:31,415 You'll pick up buyers, high rollers. 432 00:21:31,415 --> 00:21:33,000 - Sure, absolutely. 433 00:21:35,669 --> 00:21:38,714 - See, I don't wanna be dealing with a lot of grazers 434 00:21:38,714 --> 00:21:40,716 in the office, you know? 435 00:21:42,551 --> 00:21:43,385 Just you. 436 00:21:50,475 --> 00:21:51,476 Are we good? 437 00:21:52,602 --> 00:21:53,437 - Yeah. 438 00:21:56,315 --> 00:21:58,567 - I wanna be friends, Didi. 439 00:22:03,697 --> 00:22:05,407 Maybe we could, uh... 440 00:22:09,202 --> 00:22:10,537 go out sometime. 441 00:22:11,663 --> 00:22:12,748 - Yeah, sure. 442 00:22:14,666 --> 00:22:18,503 - So, about the Mulholland, I'm doing you one, 443 00:22:19,504 --> 00:22:22,090 I need you to do me one. 444 00:22:22,090 --> 00:22:23,300 - One what? 445 00:22:23,300 --> 00:22:24,634 - I need a favor. 446 00:22:24,634 --> 00:22:25,802 - Look, if there's anything that I can do- 447 00:22:25,802 --> 00:22:27,554 - I need to borrow your car for a couple hours. 448 00:22:27,554 --> 00:22:28,513 - My car? 449 00:22:28,513 --> 00:22:30,057 - Just for a couple of hours. 450 00:22:30,057 --> 00:22:32,059 Didi, I'm doing you one. 451 00:22:33,143 --> 00:22:37,397 And if you bring me a buyer on the Mulholland, hey, 452 00:22:38,607 --> 00:22:40,484 it's real money. 453 00:22:40,484 --> 00:22:41,818 Come on, please. 454 00:22:47,616 --> 00:22:49,951 - What happened to your car? 455 00:22:51,953 --> 00:22:54,122 - I don't have it tonight. 456 00:22:55,207 --> 00:22:57,209 Look, do me one, please. 457 00:23:03,048 --> 00:23:04,716 You're a sweetheart, thank you. 458 00:23:04,716 --> 00:23:06,760 Look, Saturday, you and I go 459 00:23:06,760 --> 00:23:08,762 for a ride in the Porsche, yeah? 460 00:23:08,762 --> 00:23:09,596 - You're gonna have your sports car 461 00:23:09,596 --> 00:23:11,598 fixed up by this weekend? 462 00:23:11,598 --> 00:23:12,516 - Fixed up? 463 00:23:14,810 --> 00:23:16,061 Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, 464 00:23:16,061 --> 00:23:18,146 it's not in the shop, it's at home. 465 00:23:18,146 --> 00:23:22,025 - Then, why don't you just drive home and switch cars? 466 00:23:22,025 --> 00:23:24,111 - Because... Evie's home. 467 00:23:29,157 --> 00:23:30,784 You remember Evie? 468 00:23:30,784 --> 00:23:31,618 - Evie? 469 00:23:32,577 --> 00:23:34,871 Nope, I don't know Evie. 470 00:23:34,871 --> 00:23:38,250 - Yeah, you do. You met her at the, uh... 471 00:23:38,250 --> 00:23:39,084 What's that place? 472 00:23:39,084 --> 00:23:41,420 No, maybe you weren't there. 473 00:23:42,879 --> 00:23:45,298 Anyway, I told her, you know, 474 00:23:45,298 --> 00:23:46,633 I needed to go furniture shopping, 475 00:23:46,633 --> 00:23:48,510 and she told me to take the minivan. 476 00:23:48,510 --> 00:23:50,470 It's my fuck up. 477 00:23:50,470 --> 00:23:52,514 - Evie's your girlfriend? 478 00:23:52,514 --> 00:23:54,474 - Yeah, we're sort of engaged 479 00:23:54,474 --> 00:23:56,017 - Engaged. 480 00:23:56,017 --> 00:23:58,437 Look Milo, I've got a huge deductible. 481 00:23:58,437 --> 00:23:59,604 - Don't worry about your car, 482 00:23:59,604 --> 00:24:03,150 nothing's gonna happen to your car, okay? 483 00:24:03,150 --> 00:24:05,652 Look, have a few drinks on me. 484 00:24:09,239 --> 00:24:10,532 - I don't drink. 485 00:24:13,535 --> 00:24:15,036 Who's your client? 486 00:24:18,415 --> 00:24:22,043 - I'll show it to her, and be right back. 487 00:24:22,043 --> 00:24:23,545 Hey, you're a gem. 488 00:24:32,512 --> 00:24:34,598 - This place white bear's skin rug, 489 00:24:34,598 --> 00:24:37,726 with picture perfect views of the Pacific Ocean 490 00:25:27,275 --> 00:25:29,236 - The world's full of bastards, isn't it? 491 00:25:29,236 --> 00:25:30,070 - What? 492 00:25:31,112 --> 00:25:34,658 - I asked if you'd like anything else? 493 00:25:34,658 --> 00:25:36,701 - Nothing. - Nothing? 494 00:25:36,701 --> 00:25:40,080 I can roll the clock on back to happy for you. 495 00:25:40,080 --> 00:25:40,997 Happy hour? 496 00:25:42,874 --> 00:25:45,293 - All right, rum and coke. 497 00:25:45,293 --> 00:25:46,419 - A lemy. 498 00:25:46,419 --> 00:25:48,588 - No, just make it a Coke. 499 00:25:49,839 --> 00:25:51,633 - Just a Coke. 500 00:25:51,633 --> 00:25:54,511 - Yeah, I can drink, or not drink. 501 00:25:54,511 --> 00:25:55,428 - No, it's okay. 502 00:25:55,428 --> 00:25:56,930 It's just, I've never seen you order any alcohol 503 00:25:56,930 --> 00:25:59,558 and I figured you're either a Mormon or a Muslim 504 00:25:59,558 --> 00:26:02,143 without the head thing. 505 00:26:02,143 --> 00:26:03,728 - Well, both my parents were alcoholics, 506 00:26:03,728 --> 00:26:05,146 so I don't drink. 507 00:26:07,023 --> 00:26:10,193 I don't like the genetic risk factors. 508 00:26:11,486 --> 00:26:14,614 - Genetics, that's the excuse. 509 00:26:14,614 --> 00:26:16,241 It's just that everybody's got a vice, 510 00:26:16,241 --> 00:26:18,368 you know, everybody's addicted to something, you know? 511 00:26:18,368 --> 00:26:22,789 Whether it's drinking, smoking, overeating, drugs. 512 00:26:22,789 --> 00:26:26,501 I figure you pick one vice and enjoy, 513 00:26:26,501 --> 00:26:28,253 because believe you me, if you pound down one vice, 514 00:26:28,253 --> 00:26:31,715 another one pops back up in its place. 515 00:26:31,715 --> 00:26:35,885 So if you'd like a drink, you should have a drink. 516 00:26:37,470 --> 00:26:39,389 - Okay, Screwdriver. 517 00:26:39,389 --> 00:26:42,183 - Screwdriver coming up! 518 00:26:42,183 --> 00:26:45,270 - No, just make it a Virgin, just OJ. 519 00:26:48,106 --> 00:26:49,107 - All right. 520 00:27:01,786 --> 00:27:03,830 You know, I hate to lose a good customer, 521 00:27:03,830 --> 00:27:07,375 but a wise man once told me that coming and sitting at a bar 522 00:27:07,375 --> 00:27:08,501 when you're trying to stay sober 523 00:27:08,501 --> 00:27:11,588 is not the smartest of things. 524 00:27:11,588 --> 00:27:15,925 - I'm waiting for somebody to come back with my car. 525 00:27:50,877 --> 00:27:52,796 - Give me vodka. 526 00:27:52,796 --> 00:27:56,132 No, vodka. 527 00:27:59,135 --> 00:28:02,931 ♪ My love is a storm ♪ 528 00:28:02,931 --> 00:28:06,393 ♪ She doesn't wait for me ♪ 529 00:28:06,393 --> 00:28:10,188 ♪ And now that she's gone ♪ 530 00:28:10,188 --> 00:28:14,693 ♪ I feel that she'll never be ♪ 531 00:28:14,693 --> 00:28:16,736 What are you drinking? 532 00:28:16,736 --> 00:28:18,113 - Orange juice. 533 00:28:18,113 --> 00:28:19,489 - Screwdriver? 534 00:28:19,489 --> 00:28:21,908 - No, it's just orange juice. 535 00:28:25,412 --> 00:28:27,997 ♪ Orange juice, oh nice ♪ 536 00:28:27,997 --> 00:28:29,624 ♪ Tu du du ♪ 537 00:28:29,624 --> 00:28:32,043 ♪ Orange juice is nice ♪ 538 00:28:32,043 --> 00:28:33,878 ♪ Tu du du du du ♪ 539 00:28:33,878 --> 00:28:36,965 ♪ Orange juice, oh nice ♪ 540 00:28:36,965 --> 00:28:39,509 - Old commercial, huh? 541 00:28:39,509 --> 00:28:40,885 My name is Viktor. 542 00:28:40,885 --> 00:28:43,221 - I'm not much in the mood for socializing tonight. 543 00:28:43,221 --> 00:28:47,058 - Oh, do I look like I came here for a hookup? 544 00:28:48,351 --> 00:28:49,936 I'm being friendly. 545 00:28:51,187 --> 00:28:53,815 - I'm sorry, I'm Dina. 546 00:28:53,815 --> 00:28:55,483 - Where are you from, Dina? 547 00:28:55,483 --> 00:28:57,026 - Here. 548 00:28:57,026 --> 00:28:59,404 - But, where do you come from? 549 00:28:59,404 --> 00:29:02,198 - Covina, I was born in Covina. 550 00:29:02,198 --> 00:29:06,327 - Okay, but your family, where does it come from? 551 00:29:06,327 --> 00:29:08,913 - They moved to Covina from West Covina. 552 00:29:08,913 --> 00:29:13,168 - Okay, um, long, long, long time ago, your family, 553 00:29:16,171 --> 00:29:18,256 they were Indians? 554 00:29:18,256 --> 00:29:19,841 Or were they immigrants? 555 00:29:19,841 --> 00:29:22,051 - Where do they come from? 556 00:29:22,051 --> 00:29:26,181 I was told that my great, maybe, great, great grandfather, 557 00:29:26,181 --> 00:29:28,516 came from the Ukraine. 558 00:29:28,516 --> 00:29:31,853 - Ukraine, I knew it. We're compatriots. 559 00:29:39,277 --> 00:29:41,988 - Are we? Where are you from? 560 00:29:41,988 --> 00:29:42,947 - Are you ICE? 561 00:29:42,947 --> 00:29:43,782 - What? 562 00:29:43,782 --> 00:29:44,616 - Immigration? 563 00:29:44,616 --> 00:29:45,867 - No. 564 00:29:45,867 --> 00:29:47,827 - You have to tell me if you are, you know? 565 00:29:47,827 --> 00:29:48,745 - I'm not. 566 00:29:48,745 --> 00:29:51,498 - So you're not ICE, no police, state, or 567 00:29:52,874 --> 00:29:54,000 - Definitely not... 568 00:29:55,376 --> 00:29:58,546 - Look at you, mutilating my language. 569 00:29:59,464 --> 00:30:01,299 - Oh my God, I'm so sorry. 570 00:30:01,299 --> 00:30:03,218 - You hashtag, killed it. 571 00:30:04,761 --> 00:30:06,221 - Are you a Russian? 572 00:30:06,221 --> 00:30:07,472 - Ah, you know. 573 00:30:12,268 --> 00:30:14,062 What do you do, Dina? 574 00:30:14,062 --> 00:30:17,982 - Me? I sell real estate, I'm a realtor. 575 00:30:17,982 --> 00:30:20,819 - That's cool, I like real estate. 576 00:30:21,861 --> 00:30:26,491 You put a picture on the wall, a bed in the bedroom, 577 00:30:26,491 --> 00:30:28,076 a woman on the bed, 578 00:30:29,118 --> 00:30:30,537 it's called home. 579 00:30:34,249 --> 00:30:36,543 I had a lot of houses. 580 00:30:36,543 --> 00:30:39,212 Hey, bring one more orange juice 581 00:30:41,297 --> 00:30:44,259 for my friend from Ukraine. 582 00:30:50,181 --> 00:30:52,517 I'm a salesman too. 583 00:30:52,517 --> 00:30:53,351 - Hmm. 584 00:30:53,351 --> 00:30:54,936 - I sell favors 585 00:30:54,936 --> 00:30:57,230 - Like party favors? 586 00:30:57,230 --> 00:31:01,025 - Like, I make you a favor and you pay for it. 587 00:31:01,025 --> 00:31:03,611 If it's a party you want, I can give you a party. 588 00:31:03,611 --> 00:31:04,737 You want a party? 589 00:31:04,737 --> 00:31:06,281 - No, no. 590 00:31:06,281 --> 00:31:08,157 I don't need a party. 591 00:31:08,157 --> 00:31:10,243 - What do you need, Dina? 592 00:31:12,203 --> 00:31:13,037 - Nothing? 593 00:31:15,164 --> 00:31:17,667 Well, buyers, I need buyers. 594 00:31:17,667 --> 00:31:18,585 - Buyers. 595 00:31:18,585 --> 00:31:22,922 - Yeah, you know, for real estate? Buyers for houses. 596 00:31:22,922 --> 00:31:26,301 - I know buyers. What do you have? 597 00:31:26,301 --> 00:31:29,721 - Well, right now, I don't really have... 598 00:31:31,306 --> 00:31:35,143 Yes, I do! I have a new listing on Mulholland. 599 00:31:37,729 --> 00:31:40,982 But it's expensive, $5 million. 600 00:31:40,982 --> 00:31:42,525 - That's not expensive. 601 00:31:42,525 --> 00:31:43,860 - It's not? 602 00:31:43,860 --> 00:31:46,613 No, it's not, and it's a bargain. 603 00:31:47,697 --> 00:31:52,201 - This house of yours, does it have a bowling alley? 604 00:31:52,201 --> 00:31:53,745 - No. 605 00:31:53,745 --> 00:31:57,373 - I like to bowl, my friends like to bowl. 606 00:31:57,373 --> 00:32:00,752 - Maybe you could put a bowling alley in? 607 00:32:02,211 --> 00:32:03,796 The place has a wine cellar. 608 00:32:03,796 --> 00:32:05,632 - Yeah, I like wine. 609 00:32:05,632 --> 00:32:06,716 - And a movie theater. 610 00:32:06,716 --> 00:32:08,551 - Oh, I like The Rock. 611 00:32:11,012 --> 00:32:12,138 - Who doesn't? 612 00:32:12,138 --> 00:32:16,392 - The gentlemen, he calls himself Dwayne now. 613 00:32:16,392 --> 00:32:18,895 It's his name, but I like him. 614 00:32:21,230 --> 00:32:22,482 Okay, tomorrow. 615 00:32:23,858 --> 00:32:28,321 You're gonna call me, I'm gonna bring my friends. 616 00:32:28,321 --> 00:32:30,782 We're going to be your buyers. 617 00:32:30,782 --> 00:32:33,076 - That'd be great. 618 00:32:36,537 --> 00:32:39,874 - See? I just did you a favor. 619 00:32:39,874 --> 00:32:42,877 It would be nice if you did one for me too. 620 00:32:42,877 --> 00:32:45,338 - Oh boy, another favor. 621 00:32:45,338 --> 00:32:47,757 Somebody already has my car. 622 00:32:47,757 --> 00:32:50,635 - Why would I need your car? 623 00:32:50,635 --> 00:32:52,053 - I don't know. 624 00:32:52,053 --> 00:32:52,887 - Dina, 625 00:32:57,517 --> 00:33:02,522 you are a woman that comes to a bar and drinks orange juice, 626 00:33:03,815 --> 00:33:06,109 you don't care what people think. 627 00:33:06,109 --> 00:33:10,571 You don't drink, you stay sharp, you make deals. 628 00:33:10,571 --> 00:33:12,699 - Yeah, that's me. 629 00:33:12,699 --> 00:33:16,077 - So half an hour ago, my friend tells me 630 00:33:16,077 --> 00:33:17,996 that he had seen Kasha, 631 00:33:19,038 --> 00:33:21,958 my beautiful, little Kasha, 632 00:33:21,958 --> 00:33:24,293 leave this place with a man. 633 00:33:25,420 --> 00:33:26,879 - Hm-hmm. 634 00:33:26,879 --> 00:33:28,840 - You would have noticed her. 635 00:33:28,840 --> 00:33:30,675 - Well, I've just been sitting here working. 636 00:33:30,675 --> 00:33:33,511 - Yes, but you would have noticed her. 637 00:33:33,511 --> 00:33:34,345 She is... 638 00:33:35,346 --> 00:33:36,472 - I don't notice those things. 639 00:33:36,472 --> 00:33:38,349 - No, of course not, of course not, 640 00:33:38,349 --> 00:33:42,729 but she doesn't blend in, you would have noticed her. 641 00:33:42,729 --> 00:33:46,607 So have you seen this man that she walked with? 642 00:33:47,525 --> 00:33:48,901 - Jeez. 643 00:33:48,901 --> 00:33:51,195 - Talk to me, my compatriot. 644 00:33:53,656 --> 00:33:56,868 - Viktor, I don't wanna get anybody in any kind of trouble. 645 00:33:56,868 --> 00:33:58,953 Maybe they just went to see a movie. 646 00:33:58,953 --> 00:34:01,247 - There is no Dwayne playing. 647 00:34:01,247 --> 00:34:02,790 - Or bowling? 648 00:34:03,916 --> 00:34:06,335 - She doesn't have any balls. 649 00:34:08,920 --> 00:34:13,676 You have friends and you have enemies, no one in between. 650 00:34:15,511 --> 00:34:16,637 Are you my friend? 651 00:34:16,637 --> 00:34:17,889 - I'd like to be. 652 00:34:17,889 --> 00:34:21,893 - Of course, who wouldn't wanna be my friend? 653 00:34:21,893 --> 00:34:25,813 - Viktor, I just... I don't wanna see anybody get, killed. 654 00:34:25,813 --> 00:34:26,606 - Killed? 655 00:34:28,190 --> 00:34:30,650 Is that what you think of me, that I'm a killer? 656 00:34:30,650 --> 00:34:32,235 I don't kill people. 657 00:34:32,235 --> 00:34:33,821 I'm like a teacher. 658 00:34:35,031 --> 00:34:37,199 I teach them lessons. 659 00:34:37,199 --> 00:34:38,534 - Yeah, but... 660 00:34:38,534 --> 00:34:41,079 - Oh, that's for my protection. 661 00:34:43,206 --> 00:34:47,918 Second amendment, I like the first one even better; 662 00:34:47,918 --> 00:34:49,378 No search without a warrant. 663 00:34:50,213 --> 00:34:52,422 But if you want my promise, 664 00:34:55,176 --> 00:34:57,345 this is my promise to you. 665 00:35:06,771 --> 00:35:07,730 What is this? 666 00:35:07,730 --> 00:35:08,648 - My new listing. 667 00:35:08,648 --> 00:35:10,483 - I know, tomorrow. 668 00:35:10,483 --> 00:35:13,528 - Viktor, go, go right now, 669 00:35:13,528 --> 00:35:15,780 and check out this listing. 670 00:35:17,240 --> 00:35:19,951 Picture yourself on a white, bear skin rug 671 00:35:19,951 --> 00:35:24,497 with picture perfect views of the Pacific Ocean. 672 00:35:24,497 --> 00:35:27,834 I think you'll find what you like there. 673 00:35:34,048 --> 00:35:36,884 ♪ Yeah ♪ 674 00:35:36,884 --> 00:35:40,096 ♪ Nobody falls halfway ♪ 675 00:35:40,096 --> 00:35:43,558 ♪ Nobody falls halfway ♪ 676 00:35:43,558 --> 00:35:47,228 ♪ When it comes to love ♪ 677 00:35:47,228 --> 00:35:49,689 ♪ You have no say ♪ 678 00:35:49,689 --> 00:35:52,859 ♪ Nobody falls halfway ♪ 679 00:35:52,859 --> 00:35:56,404 ♪ Nobody falls halfway ♪ 680 00:35:56,404 --> 00:35:59,699 ♪ When it comes to love ♪ 681 00:35:59,699 --> 00:36:02,285 ♪ You have no say ♪ 682 00:36:02,285 --> 00:36:03,286 Screwdriver. 683 00:36:11,002 --> 00:36:13,462 - You know, for some events in life, 684 00:36:13,462 --> 00:36:16,007 it's the right place at the right time. 685 00:36:16,007 --> 00:36:18,676 Others, wrong place, wrong time, 686 00:36:20,428 --> 00:36:24,432 and sometimes they're the same place, same time. 687 00:36:25,641 --> 00:36:26,934 - I just got a new client. 688 00:36:26,934 --> 00:36:28,936 - Yeah? What do you do? 689 00:36:29,812 --> 00:36:31,814 - I do people favors. 690 00:37:02,929 --> 00:37:03,763 - Hi. 691 00:37:04,722 --> 00:37:05,556 Hi, hi. 692 00:37:06,641 --> 00:37:10,895 I'm looking for a Nate Vigil, old guy suit and tie. 693 00:37:13,648 --> 00:37:15,066 - I think he's in the restroom. 694 00:37:15,066 --> 00:37:16,359 - Thank you. 695 00:37:36,003 --> 00:37:37,421 Nate, Nate Vigil? 696 00:37:38,589 --> 00:37:39,924 - Do I know you? 697 00:37:44,011 --> 00:37:45,513 District Attorney's office. 698 00:37:45,513 --> 00:37:49,016 - The B'nai Simpson case, it goes to grand jury next week. 699 00:37:49,016 --> 00:37:50,726 I'm handling it. 700 00:37:50,726 --> 00:37:52,478 - Well, you're awfully young to be an ADA. 701 00:37:52,478 --> 00:37:54,814 - Well, you're awfully old to be a cop. 702 00:37:56,482 --> 00:37:59,527 I went to the evidence locker today. 703 00:37:59,527 --> 00:38:00,361 - Yeah? 704 00:38:00,361 --> 00:38:01,195 - Yeah. 705 00:38:02,863 --> 00:38:04,115 - Okay? 706 00:38:04,115 --> 00:38:07,201 - And there's $20,000 missing. 707 00:38:07,201 --> 00:38:08,536 - Bullshit, 708 00:38:08,536 --> 00:38:10,204 - You're surprised. 709 00:38:10,204 --> 00:38:12,039 - Yeah, I'm surprised. 710 00:38:14,041 --> 00:38:15,418 - Well? 711 00:38:15,418 --> 00:38:17,211 - Well, what? 712 00:38:17,211 --> 00:38:18,713 Do you think I took the money? 713 00:38:18,713 --> 00:38:20,423 - You signed for it. 714 00:38:20,423 --> 00:38:23,134 - I didn't take any money. 715 00:38:23,134 --> 00:38:25,720 - Well, okay. It's not my job, 716 00:38:25,720 --> 00:38:27,555 but the detectives will be looking into it 717 00:38:27,555 --> 00:38:29,390 when I bring it up tomorrow. 718 00:38:29,390 --> 00:38:31,517 - Oh, and why are you telling me this? 719 00:38:31,517 --> 00:38:33,311 - You may not remember, but you caught 720 00:38:33,311 --> 00:38:34,979 a skinny, fouled mouthed teenager, 721 00:38:34,979 --> 00:38:36,647 with a bunch of stolen credit cards, 722 00:38:36,647 --> 00:38:39,900 and you gave me a second chance. 723 00:38:39,900 --> 00:38:41,152 - No, that doesn't sound like me. 724 00:38:41,152 --> 00:38:41,986 - Yeah, it was you. 725 00:38:41,986 --> 00:38:43,988 - You tossed every, fuck you, I gave you, 726 00:38:43,988 --> 00:38:45,531 with a, fuck you right back. 727 00:38:45,531 --> 00:38:48,075 - That sounds like me. 728 00:38:48,075 --> 00:38:49,577 - I got my act together. 729 00:38:49,577 --> 00:38:53,331 I went to college, law school, and here I am. 730 00:38:54,457 --> 00:38:57,918 - Yeah, well, I'm a big fan of affirmative action. 731 00:38:57,918 --> 00:39:01,464 - Look, I'm here because I owed you one. 732 00:39:01,464 --> 00:39:05,009 So I suppose if the money was there in the morning, 733 00:39:05,009 --> 00:39:06,093 I wouldn't know it was missing. 734 00:39:06,093 --> 00:39:07,011 - I didn't take any money. 735 00:39:07,011 --> 00:39:08,763 - It's not my problem. 736 00:39:08,763 --> 00:39:10,264 - What am I supposed to do? 737 00:39:10,264 --> 00:39:13,267 - You're a detective, figure it out. 738 00:39:24,320 --> 00:39:25,154 - Fuck me. 739 00:39:34,622 --> 00:39:37,708 - I'm not an athlete, never had been, 740 00:39:38,834 --> 00:39:39,919 but when I was in high school 741 00:39:39,919 --> 00:39:42,630 my dad had me go out for boxing classes. 742 00:39:42,630 --> 00:39:43,756 He though it would make a man out of me. 743 00:39:43,756 --> 00:39:45,674 So, I took the classes, 744 00:39:47,885 --> 00:39:51,013 and I got the hell beat out of me. 745 00:39:51,013 --> 00:39:56,018 I got my nose broke, I got knocked out, numerous times, 746 00:39:56,435 --> 00:39:57,770 lost on decisions, 747 00:39:57,770 --> 00:40:00,898 for all intents and purposes, I was a loser. 748 00:40:00,898 --> 00:40:02,942 And I can't tell you how many times 749 00:40:02,942 --> 00:40:06,529 I was in my corner, that I didn't wanna get out. 750 00:40:06,529 --> 00:40:09,573 There was no way I was gonna beat the other guy, 751 00:40:09,573 --> 00:40:11,450 and I was hurting. 752 00:40:11,450 --> 00:40:13,702 So my father, he would, uh, 753 00:40:13,702 --> 00:40:15,413 he would shove me out there. 754 00:40:15,413 --> 00:40:19,708 If you're still standing, he said, you got a chance. 755 00:40:22,086 --> 00:40:26,632 Might've been the only thing he was ever right about. 756 00:40:26,632 --> 00:40:29,802 - Of course, we can do the salmon, Frankie. It's fine. 757 00:40:31,053 --> 00:40:32,805 No, I just think our guest would prefer 758 00:40:32,805 --> 00:40:35,808 the grilled miso, instead of the mustard tail. 759 00:40:35,808 --> 00:40:36,934 Yeah. 760 00:40:36,934 --> 00:40:39,854 Oh, we are so simpatico right now. 761 00:40:39,854 --> 00:40:41,272 I love you. 762 00:40:41,272 --> 00:40:42,815 I love you more. 763 00:40:42,815 --> 00:40:44,733 I love you, infinity. 764 00:40:44,733 --> 00:40:45,651 I gotta go. 765 00:40:47,111 --> 00:40:49,029 - You've seen my specs? 766 00:40:50,906 --> 00:40:51,740 Oh shit. 767 00:40:53,993 --> 00:40:54,994 - I'm sorry. 768 00:40:56,704 --> 00:40:59,748 - Goddammit Davy, this is the second pair 769 00:40:59,748 --> 00:41:01,292 that you've fucked up for me. 770 00:41:01,292 --> 00:41:03,210 - I know, I'm sorry. I'll buy you another pair. 771 00:41:03,210 --> 00:41:05,421 - You're goddamn right you will. 772 00:41:05,421 --> 00:41:07,298 What's the matter with you? 773 00:41:07,298 --> 00:41:09,800 What, are you preoccupied about what? 774 00:41:09,800 --> 00:41:11,135 - Wedding plans. 775 00:41:12,595 --> 00:41:14,346 - Oh, wedding, right. 776 00:41:15,806 --> 00:41:17,641 Expensive, I bet, huh? 777 00:41:18,601 --> 00:41:22,897 - Not really. No, just... We're keeping it intimate. 778 00:41:26,192 --> 00:41:27,526 - Come on, Davy. 779 00:41:28,944 --> 00:41:30,779 - All right, it's a couple of hundred people. 780 00:41:31,614 --> 00:41:35,701 - But Frankie's family's paying for most of this. 781 00:41:37,828 --> 00:41:39,330 What's the matter? 782 00:41:41,207 --> 00:41:43,792 - I got some issues down at the station, that's all. 783 00:41:43,792 --> 00:41:44,877 Things I gotta figure out. 784 00:41:44,877 --> 00:41:45,711 - Like what? 785 00:41:45,711 --> 00:41:47,671 - Just things, all right? Just things. 786 00:41:47,671 --> 00:41:48,672 - All right. 787 00:41:54,053 --> 00:41:56,222 - Oh, goddammit, the cold. 788 00:41:57,389 --> 00:41:59,725 - Are you gonna go to the dentist? 789 00:41:59,725 --> 00:42:00,809 - Eventually. 790 00:42:03,562 --> 00:42:04,396 Maybe. 791 00:42:06,106 --> 00:42:08,943 No. No, I'm not gonna pay thousands for implants. 792 00:42:08,943 --> 00:42:11,695 Remember, flossing will do. 793 00:42:11,695 --> 00:42:15,199 - Sure, floss, that outta take care of it. 794 00:42:18,244 --> 00:42:21,330 - 342, 342, respond code 275. 795 00:42:21,330 --> 00:42:25,042 Assault, domestic, 4271 Pepperwood Drive, Mulholland, 796 00:42:25,042 --> 00:42:26,627 witness called 911. 797 00:42:27,753 --> 00:42:28,754 - That's us? 798 00:42:30,256 --> 00:42:31,090 - Sit. 799 00:42:36,178 --> 00:42:37,012 Wait. 800 00:42:43,519 --> 00:42:45,563 - Suspect described as white male, 801 00:42:45,563 --> 00:42:49,733 six foot, early 30s, wearing a red leather jacket. 802 00:42:52,528 --> 00:42:55,906 - 344, cancel 343, we're en route to handle it. 803 00:42:55,906 --> 00:42:56,740 - It's Fraser. 804 00:42:56,740 --> 00:42:57,575 - Yeah. 805 00:42:59,159 --> 00:43:01,829 343, roger, canceling run, 10-8. 806 00:43:04,582 --> 00:43:08,836 I knew Fraser would take it, Fraser is a zelon. 807 00:43:08,836 --> 00:43:10,170 - But we were closer. 808 00:43:10,170 --> 00:43:12,381 - I don't like to go on domestics, 809 00:43:12,381 --> 00:43:14,883 you can put yourself in the crap bath in six months 810 00:43:14,883 --> 00:43:17,553 after I've retired, and at home on the couch. 811 00:43:17,553 --> 00:43:20,306 But right now, no domestics. 812 00:43:20,306 --> 00:43:21,390 - Ready to eat? 813 00:43:21,390 --> 00:43:22,224 - Yeah. 814 00:43:24,893 --> 00:43:27,187 Just get the patty melt. 815 00:43:27,187 --> 00:43:28,522 You like the patty melt? 816 00:43:28,522 --> 00:43:29,815 - Yeah, yeah, patty melt. 817 00:43:29,815 --> 00:43:33,068 - Two patty melts, fries, extra crispy, 818 00:43:34,153 --> 00:43:36,530 but put them on a paper towel to soak up 819 00:43:36,530 --> 00:43:38,824 as much of the grease as possible. 820 00:43:38,824 --> 00:43:39,700 - You got it. 821 00:43:39,700 --> 00:43:40,701 - Thank you. 822 00:43:43,829 --> 00:43:45,414 The arthritis meds? 823 00:43:46,582 --> 00:43:47,750 - No, I ran out of those, 824 00:43:47,750 --> 00:43:51,420 this is for the ulcers that my arthritis meds caused, 825 00:43:51,420 --> 00:43:54,506 and for the other shit that happened. 826 00:43:59,928 --> 00:44:03,015 Did you sign up for that 401k we talked about? 827 00:44:03,015 --> 00:44:03,849 - Yeah. 828 00:44:05,351 --> 00:44:08,937 - Did you make that startup contribution like we said? 829 00:44:08,937 --> 00:44:10,648 Yeah. 830 00:44:10,648 --> 00:44:15,527 - Well, how could you afford that, with the wedding? 831 00:44:15,527 --> 00:44:17,237 - It was just a couple of hundred bucks. 832 00:44:17,237 --> 00:44:18,739 - That's all you put in? 833 00:44:18,739 --> 00:44:20,866 - I know, I know, you said make the full contribution 834 00:44:20,866 --> 00:44:23,410 but I know social security is not gonna be there 835 00:44:23,410 --> 00:44:25,829 when I retire, and I can't afford it right now, okay? 836 00:44:25,829 --> 00:44:26,955 The wedding is in two weeks. 837 00:44:26,955 --> 00:44:29,750 - Oh yeah, the wedding, you're gonna go through with it. 838 00:44:29,750 --> 00:44:31,627 - What does that mean? 839 00:44:31,627 --> 00:44:32,461 - Nothing. 840 00:44:36,215 --> 00:44:37,216 - Oh my God, 841 00:44:39,677 --> 00:44:42,221 you've never been in love, have you? 842 00:44:42,221 --> 00:44:46,725 - Hey, I'm not talking love with you, Davy, all right? 843 00:44:48,102 --> 00:44:50,145 What if you change your mind? 844 00:44:50,145 --> 00:44:51,438 - I'm not gonna change my mind. 845 00:44:51,438 --> 00:44:52,272 - You could. 846 00:44:54,233 --> 00:44:56,026 - I know the way you think. 847 00:44:56,026 --> 00:44:57,986 Isn't you who said if you don't make any commitments 848 00:44:57,986 --> 00:44:59,863 then you can never be disappointed? 849 00:44:59,863 --> 00:45:00,698 - Uh-hum. 850 00:45:00,698 --> 00:45:03,283 - Yeah. Well, I'm gonna have someone 851 00:45:03,283 --> 00:45:06,412 to spend Saturday nights with for the rest of my life. 852 00:45:06,412 --> 00:45:09,498 - Hey, I don't spend Saturday nights alone, lover boy. 853 00:45:15,546 --> 00:45:17,297 - So, are you coming? 854 00:45:21,468 --> 00:45:25,931 - I don't think I can make it, weddings are not my thing. 855 00:45:25,931 --> 00:45:27,224 But I'll get you a gift. 856 00:45:27,224 --> 00:45:28,642 - You don't have to give me a gift. 857 00:45:28,642 --> 00:45:30,894 - No, I'll get you a gift. - Just don't get... 858 00:45:30,894 --> 00:45:32,646 Do you wanna see the ring? 859 00:45:32,646 --> 00:45:35,607 - The ring? You bought a ring? 860 00:45:35,607 --> 00:45:38,193 - Of course I bought a ring, I'm not a savage. 861 00:45:43,365 --> 00:45:45,868 - Wow, how much did that cost? 862 00:45:47,995 --> 00:45:48,829 - Why are you so interested 863 00:45:48,829 --> 00:45:51,582 in the way I spend my money all of a sudden? 864 00:45:51,582 --> 00:45:56,587 - Money makes people make stupid fucking decisions, is all. 865 00:45:56,628 --> 00:45:58,797 Like buying rings they can't afford. 866 00:45:58,797 --> 00:46:00,632 - I got a deal. 867 00:46:00,632 --> 00:46:03,552 - Yeah? It looks expensive. 868 00:46:03,552 --> 00:46:06,722 - Man, a two carat diamond like this, costs upward of... 869 00:46:06,722 --> 00:46:08,557 - I know what rings like that cost. 870 00:46:10,517 --> 00:46:13,020 You stole $20,000 out of the evidence locker 871 00:46:13,020 --> 00:46:15,522 to buy a goddamn wedding ring. 872 00:46:18,525 --> 00:46:19,359 I knew it. 873 00:46:20,194 --> 00:46:21,028 I knew it. 874 00:46:23,197 --> 00:46:25,991 I so wanted you not to be a crook, Davy? 875 00:46:25,991 --> 00:46:28,535 What the fuck were you thinking? 876 00:46:28,535 --> 00:46:31,205 Buying a goddam faggot wedding ring. 877 00:46:31,205 --> 00:46:32,748 - That kind of language is reportable. 878 00:46:32,748 --> 00:46:34,500 - You think? 879 00:46:34,500 --> 00:46:37,920 - I think you need to take that sensitivity class, Nate. 880 00:46:37,920 --> 00:46:40,422 - You know, they gave me the job of showing you the ropes 881 00:46:40,422 --> 00:46:42,049 because they thought a hard ass like me 882 00:46:42,049 --> 00:46:45,093 could whip your little ass into giving up. 883 00:46:45,093 --> 00:46:47,721 But I'm a professional, I do my job, 884 00:46:47,721 --> 00:46:49,890 and I don't give a fuck if you're wearing fishnet underwear. 885 00:46:49,890 --> 00:46:53,227 All I give a fuck is if you do the job right, 886 00:46:53,227 --> 00:46:56,396 but I can't do anything about this. 887 00:46:56,396 --> 00:46:59,775 You're gonna go down for this, Davy. 888 00:46:59,775 --> 00:47:01,693 - I didn't take the money. 889 00:47:01,693 --> 00:47:04,196 - Well then, how did you afford a ring like that? 890 00:47:04,196 --> 00:47:05,572 - It was $300. 891 00:47:05,572 --> 00:47:06,615 - A two carat diamond? 892 00:47:06,615 --> 00:47:08,242 - It's zirconium, all right? 893 00:47:08,242 --> 00:47:09,493 The guy told me no one but a jeweler 894 00:47:09,493 --> 00:47:14,081 would be able to tell the difference, because it works. 895 00:47:18,126 --> 00:47:21,672 - Hey, I think that's the guy we just got to call on. 896 00:47:21,672 --> 00:47:22,756 - What? 897 00:47:22,756 --> 00:47:27,761 - That Caucasian, 30 something, red jacket, six foot. 898 00:47:27,970 --> 00:47:30,514 - No, he doesn't look that tall, red jacket? 899 00:47:30,514 --> 00:47:32,307 - Red jacket. 900 00:47:32,307 --> 00:47:35,310 Step out, get behind him, we'll see. 901 00:47:50,659 --> 00:47:54,746 No, no, no, don't get too close, now Davy. 902 00:48:26,403 --> 00:48:28,947 Gun, gun! 903 00:48:30,198 --> 00:48:31,617 - Holy shit. 904 00:48:31,617 --> 00:48:34,995 - But I'm a professional, I do my job. 905 00:48:34,995 --> 00:48:37,623 And I don't give a fuck if you're wearing fishnet underwear, 906 00:48:37,623 --> 00:48:40,292 all I give a fuck is if you do the job right. 907 00:48:40,292 --> 00:48:42,753 But I can't do anything about this, 908 00:48:42,753 --> 00:48:45,881 you're gonna go down for this, Davy. 909 00:48:45,881 --> 00:48:48,800 - God, did he get into an accident? 910 00:48:50,093 --> 00:48:54,056 - It was a collision, his head against the hood. 911 00:48:54,056 --> 00:48:58,644 - Only a jeweler would be able to tell the difference. 912 00:48:58,644 --> 00:49:01,980 - But he's gonna fix it, I'm sure of it. 913 00:49:04,191 --> 00:49:06,318 - He doesn't look that tall, red jacket? 914 00:49:06,318 --> 00:49:08,111 - Red jacket. 915 00:49:08,111 --> 00:49:10,822 Step out, and get behind him. 916 00:49:10,822 --> 00:49:14,326 - Still drinking your orange juice? 917 00:49:14,326 --> 00:49:16,244 - I put a little vodka. 918 00:49:17,579 --> 00:49:21,041 You know your boyfriend was really worried about you. 919 00:49:21,041 --> 00:49:23,919 - Ew, he is not my boyfriend. 920 00:49:23,919 --> 00:49:25,170 - She's my niece 921 00:49:25,170 --> 00:49:27,214 - And he can be a pain. 922 00:49:27,214 --> 00:49:31,009 - You are too much, very sexy, Kasha. 923 00:49:31,009 --> 00:49:33,261 Why don't you take a video? 924 00:49:38,600 --> 00:49:40,435 I want you to meet my beautiful 925 00:49:41,269 --> 00:49:43,897 - Hey, you back there. 926 00:49:43,897 --> 00:49:46,149 Get out of the way, thanks. 927 00:49:47,359 --> 00:49:49,653 - You know what, take it on my phone. 928 00:49:49,653 --> 00:49:50,612 - Gun, gun! 929 00:49:50,612 --> 00:49:53,281 Jesus! 930 00:49:54,908 --> 00:49:56,994 - What the hell? 931 00:50:01,832 --> 00:50:06,294 - Oh shit, I thought he was going for a gun. 932 00:50:06,294 --> 00:50:08,714 - A cell phone, but you were right, 933 00:50:08,714 --> 00:50:10,132 he was good for that domestic, 934 00:50:10,132 --> 00:50:11,925 he got a boatload of warrants too. 935 00:50:11,925 --> 00:50:13,135 - But no gun 936 00:50:13,135 --> 00:50:13,969 - No gun. 937 00:50:15,053 --> 00:50:16,680 - And next time you read somebody their rights, 938 00:50:16,680 --> 00:50:18,849 could you man it up a little bit please? 939 00:50:18,849 --> 00:50:19,766 - Huh? 940 00:50:19,766 --> 00:50:22,310 - Oh, you have the right to remain silent, 941 00:50:22,310 --> 00:50:24,438 I mean, could you gay it up more than that, huh? 942 00:50:24,438 --> 00:50:27,190 - You know, it's a good thing I broke your glasses earlier, 943 00:50:27,190 --> 00:50:30,610 'cause if you could see there might've been more damage. 944 00:50:30,610 --> 00:50:32,029 - Well, IAD's gonna come here 945 00:50:32,029 --> 00:50:33,405 and they're gonna try to fuck me out of my pension, 946 00:50:33,405 --> 00:50:36,033 I'm telling you that right now. 947 00:50:36,033 --> 00:50:39,202 And you're still in deep Davy, right? 948 00:50:39,202 --> 00:50:41,288 You put these on. 949 00:50:41,288 --> 00:50:42,539 - Come on, Nate. 950 00:50:42,539 --> 00:50:46,168 Look I didn't steal anything, I borrowed it. 951 00:50:47,085 --> 00:50:47,919 I promise you- 952 00:50:47,919 --> 00:50:48,754 - Put these on! 953 00:50:48,754 --> 00:50:49,588 - It'll be back in there after the wedding. 954 00:50:49,588 --> 00:50:53,175 - Put them on, I'm tired of taking shit for you. 955 00:50:53,175 --> 00:50:55,010 You're all snickering behind my back, 956 00:50:55,010 --> 00:50:57,304 they thought that I was like you, 957 00:50:57,304 --> 00:50:59,765 but I treated you right, didn't I? 958 00:50:59,765 --> 00:51:00,849 I did my job. 959 00:51:03,393 --> 00:51:04,644 What's gonna be my legacy now? 960 00:51:04,644 --> 00:51:08,648 A goddamn busted shooting and a crooked partner. 961 00:51:10,901 --> 00:51:14,905 - Two weeks, I promise it will be back in the box. 962 00:51:14,905 --> 00:51:16,406 My wedding gift is a loan, it will cover it. 963 00:51:16,406 --> 00:51:19,409 - The grand jury date is tomorrow, 964 00:51:19,409 --> 00:51:21,244 it's gotta be back tomorrow. 965 00:51:21,244 --> 00:51:23,038 - Why the hell so soon? 966 00:51:23,038 --> 00:51:23,872 - I don't know, 967 00:51:23,872 --> 00:51:27,084 I don't question what the DA's office is doing. 968 00:51:27,084 --> 00:51:28,794 But one thing I know for sure, you're going to jail 969 00:51:28,794 --> 00:51:32,047 if it's not back there tomorrow morning. 970 00:51:32,047 --> 00:51:33,757 - I can apologize. 971 00:51:33,757 --> 00:51:37,552 - Apologize? What, are you stupid? You idiot. 972 00:51:37,552 --> 00:51:42,432 You got $20,000 in small bills you can put in there tonight? 973 00:51:42,432 --> 00:51:43,600 - No. 974 00:51:43,600 --> 00:51:47,979 - Bills with cocaine sprinkled on them, huh? 975 00:51:47,979 --> 00:51:50,023 Because you know they can test for that. 976 00:51:50,023 --> 00:51:51,775 - Officers? 977 00:51:51,775 --> 00:51:52,859 - What did you do with the money, Davy? 978 00:51:52,859 --> 00:51:56,530 What, you spent on that faggot, gay wedding? 979 00:51:57,614 --> 00:51:58,448 - No. 980 00:51:59,407 --> 00:52:01,493 - Well, what then, the ring? 981 00:52:01,493 --> 00:52:03,620 - I told you, it's zirconium. 982 00:52:03,620 --> 00:52:07,249 - Then what? What did you do with the $20,000? 983 00:52:07,249 --> 00:52:08,917 - It's supposed to be a surprise. 984 00:52:08,917 --> 00:52:09,835 - Surprise? 985 00:52:12,337 --> 00:52:14,089 - I bought you teeth. 986 00:52:19,094 --> 00:52:20,095 - Me? Teeth? 987 00:52:22,681 --> 00:52:27,352 - Yeah, a retirement present, and fucking expensive too. 988 00:52:29,104 --> 00:52:33,400 Implants, crowns, I just wanted you to be able 989 00:52:33,400 --> 00:52:36,069 to fucking chew in your old age. 990 00:52:37,362 --> 00:52:39,614 - Officers. - Officers. 991 00:52:39,614 --> 00:52:41,241 - What? - What? 992 00:52:41,241 --> 00:52:43,451 - I do people favors. 993 00:52:43,451 --> 00:52:44,411 - What? 994 00:52:44,411 --> 00:52:48,790 - $20,000, in small bills, with a taste of cocaine, 995 00:52:48,790 --> 00:52:50,250 it's not a big deal. 996 00:52:50,250 --> 00:52:52,502 - Yes, we do people favors. 997 00:52:53,837 --> 00:52:57,591 Did you need that tonight or tomorrow morning? 998 00:53:06,516 --> 00:53:08,310 - So years ago, I'm buying a car, 999 00:53:08,310 --> 00:53:09,895 and this old salesman comes out to me 1000 00:53:09,895 --> 00:53:11,730 and I recognize him right off. 1001 00:53:11,730 --> 00:53:14,441 'Cause he was famous from doing commercials years before, 1002 00:53:14,441 --> 00:53:17,152 you know with the shtick and the bikini models, 1003 00:53:17,152 --> 00:53:18,361 and the crocodile and the bear, 1004 00:53:18,361 --> 00:53:20,572 you know him if you saw him. 1005 00:53:20,572 --> 00:53:24,409 But I also remembered, that he was convicted of fraud 1006 00:53:24,409 --> 00:53:27,162 and went to jail, so I knew he was a crook. 1007 00:53:27,162 --> 00:53:29,372 But I still ended up buying a car from him anyway 1008 00:53:29,372 --> 00:53:32,292 because he convinced me it was a great deal. 1009 00:53:32,292 --> 00:53:35,629 Some people, can get away with anything. 1010 00:53:37,505 --> 00:53:39,966 - Are you gonna show that to anyone? 1011 00:53:39,966 --> 00:53:41,718 - Well, you always wanna upload it to the cloud, 1012 00:53:41,718 --> 00:53:45,555 but I have better things I can put on YouTube. 1013 00:53:47,057 --> 00:53:49,142 Can I have my phone back? 1014 00:53:50,852 --> 00:53:51,686 Oh. 1015 00:53:56,816 --> 00:53:59,444 - I want you to meet my beautiful real estate agent. 1016 00:53:59,444 --> 00:54:01,863 - Hey, you back there. 1017 00:54:01,863 --> 00:54:03,990 Yeah, can you get out of the way, please? 1018 00:54:03,990 --> 00:54:04,824 Thanks. 1019 00:54:06,201 --> 00:54:07,702 - You know what, why don't you take it on my phone? 1020 00:54:07,702 --> 00:54:09,829 - Gun, gun, gun! 1021 00:54:14,167 --> 00:54:15,502 - What the hell? 1022 00:54:18,296 --> 00:54:20,423 - You okay, partner? 1023 00:54:20,423 --> 00:54:21,424 - Holy shit. 1024 00:54:22,801 --> 00:54:23,635 Hey. 1025 00:54:51,246 --> 00:54:53,581 - My mother once asked when I was gonna get married, 1026 00:54:53,581 --> 00:54:55,834 and I said, "When I meet the perfect girl." 1027 00:54:55,834 --> 00:54:58,295 She said, "Well, I guess you're never gonna get married, 1028 00:54:58,295 --> 00:55:00,880 'cause the perfect girl is looking for the perfect guy." 1029 00:55:00,880 --> 00:55:02,173 Thanks mom. 1030 00:55:05,343 --> 00:55:06,261 - Bergen's. 1031 00:55:07,345 --> 00:55:08,596 Yeah, but we got a lot of assholes here, 1032 00:55:08,596 --> 00:55:10,932 this one got a name? 1033 00:55:10,932 --> 00:55:12,350 Yeah, he is here. 1034 00:55:13,560 --> 00:55:15,353 One thing, is that life is about choices. 1035 00:55:15,353 --> 00:55:17,063 Now, some choices don't make a big difference at all, 1036 00:55:17,063 --> 00:55:18,898 Coke, Pepsi, but other choices, 1037 00:55:18,898 --> 00:55:20,942 you gotta live with your entire life. 1038 00:55:20,942 --> 00:55:24,863 But you still have to make the choice or you have no life. 1039 00:55:24,863 --> 00:55:27,824 It's just making the right choice, that's so damn hard. 1040 00:55:27,824 --> 00:55:29,159 Phone, good sir. 1041 00:55:31,453 --> 00:55:32,996 Enjoy. 1042 00:55:32,996 --> 00:55:34,122 - Hello? 1043 00:55:34,122 --> 00:55:36,791 - I am a man who believes in karma. 1044 00:55:36,791 --> 00:55:40,337 You do me nice, I'll do the same for you, 1045 00:55:40,337 --> 00:55:42,422 but if you do me wrong... 1046 00:55:42,422 --> 00:55:44,883 - Viktor, I didn't know she was your girlfriend, man. 1047 00:55:44,883 --> 00:55:48,261 - Kasha? She is not girlfriend, 1048 00:55:48,261 --> 00:55:50,680 she's my niece, she's family. 1049 00:55:51,973 --> 00:55:55,060 And I like my niece, you not so much. 1050 00:55:57,771 --> 00:56:00,523 - You're holding me up for money for hitting on your niece? 1051 00:56:00,523 --> 00:56:04,778 - Holding you up? You think I'm that kind of a person? 1052 00:56:04,778 --> 00:56:08,156 The money is not for me, it's for my friend, 1053 00:56:08,156 --> 00:56:10,617 the real estate agent, Didi. 1054 00:56:10,617 --> 00:56:14,913 You treated her badly and you damaged her car. 1055 00:56:14,913 --> 00:56:16,956 - But you pounded my head into her hood. 1056 00:56:16,956 --> 00:56:20,335 - But you were responsible, it was your car, 1057 00:56:20,335 --> 00:56:22,003 you have to pay. 1058 00:56:22,003 --> 00:56:25,173 Please, put the money in a paper bag, not plastic, 1059 00:56:25,173 --> 00:56:26,966 it's best for animals. 1060 00:56:26,966 --> 00:56:28,802 I will be coming soon. 1061 00:56:29,677 --> 00:56:32,931 Don't disappoint me, do you understand? 1062 00:56:44,859 --> 00:56:47,612 ♪ Get me a girl in skin tight jeans ♪ 1063 00:56:47,612 --> 00:56:50,532 ♪ Complicated, kind of mean ♪ 1064 00:56:50,532 --> 00:56:51,825 ♪ Her fuse is short ♪ 1065 00:56:51,825 --> 00:56:56,246 ♪ Her legs are long ♪ 1066 00:56:56,246 --> 00:57:01,251 ♪ She's crazy, oh, oh so deranged ♪ 1067 00:57:01,918 --> 00:57:04,921 ♪ Crazy, just this side of insane ♪ 1068 00:57:12,429 --> 00:57:13,513 - Got enough? 1069 00:57:14,848 --> 00:57:15,682 - Almost. 1070 00:57:23,314 --> 00:57:24,149 Thanks. 1071 00:57:31,030 --> 00:57:33,491 - I have it, I have your money. 1072 00:57:33,491 --> 00:57:36,703 - What money? Is this all about money? 1073 00:57:37,537 --> 00:57:38,371 - Hi, mom. 1074 00:57:38,371 --> 00:57:39,330 - If it's money you need, 1075 00:57:39,330 --> 00:57:41,541 now, you know your father and I, we can help out. 1076 00:57:41,541 --> 00:57:45,545 - It's not money. Like I said, I'm just not ready. 1077 00:57:45,545 --> 00:57:48,631 - You can't just tell her you will, and then you won't. 1078 00:57:48,631 --> 00:57:52,010 I didn't bring up that kind of person. 1079 00:57:52,010 --> 00:57:54,137 - Maybe it's something psychological. 1080 00:57:54,137 --> 00:57:56,014 - I'm not crazy, dad. 1081 00:57:56,014 --> 00:57:58,433 - Is there a problem in the bedroom? 1082 00:57:58,433 --> 00:58:00,351 - I'm not talking about my sex life with you. 1083 00:58:00,351 --> 00:58:02,770 - Okay then, talk to your father. 1084 00:58:02,770 --> 00:58:04,731 - Men can have trouble with erections, Milo, 1085 00:58:04,731 --> 00:58:06,107 at any time of their life. 1086 00:58:06,107 --> 00:58:08,193 - Dad, I can get... 1087 00:58:08,193 --> 00:58:09,903 I can get an erection. 1088 00:58:09,903 --> 00:58:12,113 - Well then, if you can get an erection, Milo, 1089 00:58:12,113 --> 00:58:13,698 what's the problem, baby, huh? 1090 00:58:13,698 --> 00:58:16,534 - Mom, it's not about sex. The sex is... 1091 00:58:16,534 --> 00:58:17,994 - Where are you, Milo? 1092 00:58:17,994 --> 00:58:21,289 - I'm at Bergen's, having a drink, working on business. 1093 00:58:21,289 --> 00:58:24,250 - This is something we need to talk about, face to face. 1094 00:58:24,250 --> 00:58:25,460 - I don't wanna talk about it. 1095 00:58:25,460 --> 00:58:28,463 - Stay there, we're on our way. 1096 00:58:29,464 --> 00:58:33,051 - Thank you, Jesus, he can get an erection. 1097 00:58:35,678 --> 00:58:36,513 - Fuck. 1098 00:58:40,183 --> 00:58:42,018 - Do you mind company? 1099 00:58:43,186 --> 00:58:44,854 - I think I'll pass. 1100 00:58:44,854 --> 00:58:49,192 I'm expecting people, including your friend, Viktor. 1101 00:58:51,402 --> 00:58:52,987 - He can overreact. 1102 00:58:56,991 --> 00:58:57,825 - Okay. 1103 00:58:58,952 --> 00:59:00,370 - It's okay, sit. 1104 00:59:04,207 --> 00:59:07,043 - You look like you needed a beer. 1105 00:59:10,672 --> 00:59:12,006 No, no, no, it's okay. 1106 00:59:12,006 --> 00:59:13,049 - You were counting pennies, take it. 1107 00:59:13,049 --> 00:59:16,386 - No, I don't need your money. It was an experiment. 1108 00:59:16,386 --> 00:59:19,180 - What kind of experiment? 1109 00:59:19,180 --> 00:59:22,183 - Well, men have been taking care of me my whole life, 1110 00:59:22,183 --> 00:59:26,354 I just wanted to see if I could make it on my own. 1111 00:59:27,438 --> 00:59:28,273 Thank you. 1112 00:59:29,732 --> 00:59:30,567 Yes. 1113 00:59:35,613 --> 00:59:38,199 You get hungry standing on corners. 1114 00:59:38,199 --> 00:59:41,369 - So how much can you make, standing on corners? 1115 00:59:41,369 --> 00:59:43,955 - Some people make thousands begging, 1116 00:59:43,955 --> 00:59:46,624 lots more than working a nine to five. 1117 00:59:46,624 --> 00:59:47,709 - Standing on corners. 1118 00:59:47,709 --> 00:59:49,961 - Yeah, you just gotta figure out the right tack, 1119 00:59:49,961 --> 00:59:51,713 and the right corner. 1120 00:59:52,880 --> 00:59:55,091 - It's not gonna be good for a baby. 1121 00:59:55,091 --> 00:59:56,175 - Whose baby? 1122 00:59:58,761 --> 01:00:01,139 Oh, 1123 01:00:01,139 --> 01:00:03,349 Do I look like that much of a loser to you? 1124 01:00:03,349 --> 01:00:07,437 I'm not homeless or pregnant, that's just my signage. 1125 01:00:07,437 --> 01:00:08,688 Homeless gets you coin, 1126 01:00:08,688 --> 01:00:11,858 homeless and pregnant gets you paper. 1127 01:00:11,858 --> 01:00:13,693 - So, you're scamming people. 1128 01:00:13,693 --> 01:00:17,530 - Oh, what? Like you never break the rules? 1129 01:00:17,530 --> 01:00:21,200 - And panhandling, that's your plan 1130 01:00:21,200 --> 01:00:23,286 - Until I catch my break. 1131 01:00:24,579 --> 01:00:28,499 I'm a singer, and a songwriter, and an actress. 1132 01:00:29,709 --> 01:00:31,544 - It's tough business. 1133 01:00:31,544 --> 01:00:34,714 You gotta be at the right place, the right time, 1134 01:00:34,714 --> 01:00:37,383 you gotta have talent. 1135 01:00:37,383 --> 01:00:39,969 - What makes you think I don't? 1136 01:00:39,969 --> 01:00:42,889 - I don't mean to say you're not talented, 1137 01:00:42,889 --> 01:00:45,391 you're probably very talented. 1138 01:00:46,601 --> 01:00:48,853 You've got the look. 1139 01:00:48,853 --> 01:00:49,687 - Uh-hum. 1140 01:00:51,147 --> 01:00:54,067 And what is it you like looking at? 1141 01:00:55,777 --> 01:00:57,195 - I'm not going there. 1142 01:00:57,195 --> 01:00:58,363 - Going where? 1143 01:01:05,036 --> 01:01:05,870 They're on their way. 1144 01:01:05,870 --> 01:01:06,704 - Who? 1145 01:01:08,414 --> 01:01:09,832 - My mom and dad. 1146 01:01:14,962 --> 01:01:18,174 Yeah, I'm always talking to them in uppercase letters, 1147 01:01:18,174 --> 01:01:22,220 everything is loud, I have to tone down. 1148 01:01:22,220 --> 01:01:25,598 - What message were you trying to get across? 1149 01:01:25,598 --> 01:01:26,766 - I'm engaged. 1150 01:01:29,018 --> 01:01:31,479 The wedding is in two weeks. 1151 01:01:31,479 --> 01:01:32,980 - Congratulations. 1152 01:01:34,565 --> 01:01:38,403 - Don't congratulate me, I'm breaking it off. 1153 01:01:38,403 --> 01:01:41,614 And my parents are not happy about it. 1154 01:01:41,614 --> 01:01:42,448 - Sorry. 1155 01:01:43,658 --> 01:01:46,744 - Don't be, it's the right thing to do. 1156 01:01:46,744 --> 01:01:48,079 - What happened? 1157 01:01:50,748 --> 01:01:55,461 - Nothing happened, I just don't think she's one. 1158 01:01:55,461 --> 01:01:57,964 - How long have you been going together? 1159 01:01:57,964 --> 01:01:58,881 - 10 years. 1160 01:02:00,591 --> 01:02:03,886 - What? It took you 10 years to figure out 1161 01:02:03,886 --> 01:02:05,888 she's not the one. 1162 01:02:05,888 --> 01:02:07,598 - Is this is a rehearsal for what my mother will say? 1163 01:02:07,598 --> 01:02:08,766 - No, no, but, 1164 01:02:10,351 --> 01:02:13,813 you're probably gonna fuck this girl up. 1165 01:02:13,813 --> 01:02:14,647 - She'll bounce back. 1166 01:02:17,483 --> 01:02:20,027 - How did you let it get that far? 1167 01:02:20,027 --> 01:02:23,364 - She was always the girlfriend, steady, 1168 01:02:24,907 --> 01:02:27,118 the one I took to the prom. 1169 01:02:28,911 --> 01:02:32,331 I still remember, she wore this backless, 1170 01:02:32,331 --> 01:02:34,167 strapless, blue thing. 1171 01:02:37,795 --> 01:02:40,381 After high school we both went separate ways, 1172 01:02:40,381 --> 01:02:43,384 different colleges, different towns. 1173 01:02:45,595 --> 01:02:47,805 Years ago, we made a vow that if neither of us were married 1174 01:02:47,805 --> 01:02:51,267 by the time we were 30, we would marry each other. 1175 01:02:53,060 --> 01:02:54,395 That was stupid. 1176 01:02:56,481 --> 01:03:00,026 But every now and then we bring it up, 1177 01:03:00,026 --> 01:03:01,861 just joking, you know? 1178 01:03:03,863 --> 01:03:08,785 Last month she turned 30, and when she brought it up again, 1179 01:03:11,204 --> 01:03:12,914 You wanna get married? 1180 01:03:12,914 --> 01:03:15,958 - Yeah. 1181 01:03:15,958 --> 01:03:16,876 - Romantic. 1182 01:03:20,087 --> 01:03:21,214 - You know when you meet a girl, 1183 01:03:21,214 --> 01:03:22,507 and you bring her home to mom and dad, 1184 01:03:22,507 --> 01:03:25,134 you want them to like her. 1185 01:03:25,134 --> 01:03:27,345 My parents, they love Evie. 1186 01:03:30,431 --> 01:03:34,268 They say when you meet the right one you know, 1187 01:03:35,186 --> 01:03:38,856 I don't know, so I'm thinking it's not love. 1188 01:03:40,900 --> 01:03:43,611 - Maybe you just like to fuck around. 1189 01:03:43,611 --> 01:03:45,571 There's nothing wrong with that, just admit it. 1190 01:03:45,571 --> 01:03:48,658 - No, it's not... I mean, yes, but... 1191 01:03:49,826 --> 01:03:51,619 I just think it is time to settle down. 1192 01:03:51,619 --> 01:03:55,748 - Oh, who's that talking now? Your mother? 1193 01:03:55,748 --> 01:03:58,501 - What if Evie is the right one? 1194 01:03:58,501 --> 01:04:01,087 And I'm just too dense to figure it out. 1195 01:04:01,087 --> 01:04:02,338 - Mh-hm. - I don't know. 1196 01:04:02,338 --> 01:04:04,882 - Bullshit, you know. 1197 01:04:04,882 --> 01:04:08,636 There has gotta be something that turns you off, 1198 01:04:08,636 --> 01:04:09,554 what is it? 1199 01:04:11,889 --> 01:04:15,685 - You know, I don't really know you, 1200 01:04:15,685 --> 01:04:19,438 I really don't wanna talk about this anymore. 1201 01:04:25,820 --> 01:04:26,654 - Like it? 1202 01:04:28,030 --> 01:04:29,407 - Beautiful. 1203 01:04:29,407 --> 01:04:31,909 - Thanks, I love nice jewelry. 1204 01:04:33,077 --> 01:04:34,829 It's expensive, I could live for a year 1205 01:04:34,829 --> 01:04:36,664 off of what this cost. 1206 01:04:38,207 --> 01:04:39,709 - A gift from a boyfriend. 1207 01:04:39,709 --> 01:04:41,127 - No, I stole it, 1208 01:04:42,461 --> 01:04:45,047 from my aunt. 1209 01:04:45,047 --> 01:04:46,173 She never missed it. 1210 01:04:46,173 --> 01:04:47,466 You know, some people have too much money 1211 01:04:47,466 --> 01:04:49,218 and too much jewelry. 1212 01:04:53,556 --> 01:04:55,725 I was raped when I was 16. 1213 01:05:00,605 --> 01:05:01,606 - I'm sorry. 1214 01:05:03,858 --> 01:05:05,067 I don't know what to say. 1215 01:05:05,067 --> 01:05:09,363 - You don't have say anything, I'm over it. 1216 01:05:09,363 --> 01:05:10,489 Well, I'm not over it, 1217 01:05:10,489 --> 01:05:14,076 but at least I didn't turn gay or celibate. 1218 01:05:16,120 --> 01:05:19,957 So what is it that you don't wanna talk about? 1219 01:05:25,588 --> 01:05:27,256 Come on, talk to me. 1220 01:05:29,550 --> 01:05:33,638 It'll be good to get what's inside, out. 1221 01:05:33,638 --> 01:05:34,722 - Okay. 1222 01:05:34,722 --> 01:05:35,556 - Yeah. 1223 01:05:39,644 --> 01:05:43,230 - What bothers me about Evie, she's freaky. 1224 01:05:46,442 --> 01:05:48,569 - Oh, kinky sex? 1225 01:05:48,569 --> 01:05:51,739 - No, I'm not talking about this with you. 1226 01:05:51,739 --> 01:05:53,783 - Oh, I touched a nerve there, did I? 1227 01:05:53,783 --> 01:05:56,869 - No, the sex is okay. It's not that. 1228 01:05:58,621 --> 01:06:00,122 - Then what is it? 1229 01:06:02,917 --> 01:06:05,294 - She doesn't like to kiss. 1230 01:06:05,294 --> 01:06:06,587 - That's it? 1231 01:06:06,587 --> 01:06:10,007 - And her mouth doesn't go anywhere else. 1232 01:06:11,717 --> 01:06:14,053 - Oh, so you're gonna tell your parents 1233 01:06:14,053 --> 01:06:15,346 that you're breaking off an engagement 1234 01:06:15,346 --> 01:06:17,056 because she won't go down on you. 1235 01:06:18,057 --> 01:06:21,435 - No, that's not what I'm gonna say. 1236 01:06:21,435 --> 01:06:24,355 And that's not it, it's other stuff too. 1237 01:06:24,355 --> 01:06:26,107 - Like what? 1238 01:06:26,107 --> 01:06:30,111 - I've written poetry, like raps to other girls, 1239 01:06:32,196 --> 01:06:33,864 I've never written her one. 1240 01:06:33,864 --> 01:06:35,449 - So write one. 1241 01:06:35,449 --> 01:06:37,326 - I'm not inspired. 1242 01:06:37,326 --> 01:06:41,580 - Okay. So if you can't say it, rap it, or kiss it, 1243 01:06:45,251 --> 01:06:47,294 maybe it isn't love. 1244 01:06:47,294 --> 01:06:51,966 But what are you gonna tell her after 10 years of waiting? 1245 01:06:51,966 --> 01:06:52,800 - You're not helping. 1246 01:06:52,800 --> 01:06:54,635 - I'm just being real. 1247 01:06:56,095 --> 01:06:58,389 Now, if we could get her to hate you 1248 01:06:58,389 --> 01:06:59,849 for something other than ruining 1249 01:06:59,849 --> 01:07:02,685 the happiest moment of her life... 1250 01:07:09,108 --> 01:07:10,693 Is that them? 1251 01:07:10,693 --> 01:07:12,945 - Yep, they're parking now. 1252 01:07:14,488 --> 01:07:16,490 Shit, Evie's coming too. 1253 01:07:18,534 --> 01:07:23,539 - Oh okay, um, let me clean this place up a bit for you. 1254 01:07:23,789 --> 01:07:25,374 - No, don't bother. 1255 01:07:29,712 --> 01:07:30,713 - Good luck. 1256 01:07:37,928 --> 01:07:38,929 - I didn't want it to be like this, 1257 01:07:38,929 --> 01:07:40,806 I just... One step at a time! 1258 01:07:40,806 --> 01:07:42,308 - She has a dress, I have a dress, 1259 01:07:42,308 --> 01:07:44,518 we have people coming from out of state. 1260 01:07:44,518 --> 01:07:46,145 - When were you going to tell me? 1261 01:07:46,145 --> 01:07:49,982 - I understand marriage responsibility, it's scary. 1262 01:07:49,982 --> 01:07:52,318 - People have plane tickets, non-refundable. 1263 01:07:52,318 --> 01:07:53,527 - If it's something I did. 1264 01:07:53,527 --> 01:07:55,154 - No, nothing like that. 1265 01:07:55,154 --> 01:07:57,448 - I didn't do anything wrong other than love you. 1266 01:07:57,448 --> 01:07:59,575 - It's me, not you. I'm just not sure. 1267 01:07:59,575 --> 01:08:00,659 - You've got dozens of girls 1268 01:08:00,659 --> 01:08:02,578 and you always come back to Evie. 1269 01:08:02,578 --> 01:08:05,498 - Just tell me, what is it, really? 1270 01:08:06,791 --> 01:08:08,334 - I can't write you poetry. 1271 01:08:08,334 --> 01:08:11,003 - Are you nuts? They have homework for that. 1272 01:08:11,003 --> 01:08:13,964 - Okay, so you're not a poet, but we're good for each other. 1273 01:08:13,964 --> 01:08:16,008 - I just think we're rushing into this, 1274 01:08:16,008 --> 01:08:17,134 I think we should wait. 1275 01:08:17,134 --> 01:08:20,095 - It took you three weeks to pick out napkin rings, 1276 01:08:20,095 --> 01:08:22,223 and you think we're rushing? 1277 01:08:22,223 --> 01:08:25,768 - I thought we could take a trip to Vegas or Hawaii, 1278 01:08:25,768 --> 01:08:26,852 sort it all out. 1279 01:08:26,852 --> 01:08:30,064 - You think you can dis-invite 200 people 1280 01:08:30,064 --> 01:08:32,398 and Evie's gonna wait? 1281 01:08:32,398 --> 01:08:35,736 - I wanna be with you, but I can't wait. 1282 01:08:38,823 --> 01:08:41,908 - Please, don't make it now or never. 1283 01:08:43,994 --> 01:08:47,372 - You think you have a lot of time for choices, Milo, 1284 01:08:47,372 --> 01:08:51,252 sometimes you only have a moment to make the right one. 1285 01:08:51,252 --> 01:08:54,337 - We were teenagers at prom, 1286 01:08:54,337 --> 01:08:58,217 and it was a night, a first for the both of us. 1287 01:08:58,217 --> 01:09:02,971 And we were both nervous and awkward, but then we kissed, 1288 01:09:06,142 --> 01:09:09,310 and it was more than just a kiss. 1289 01:09:09,310 --> 01:09:12,481 You felt it then, and you know it now. 1290 01:09:15,651 --> 01:09:17,653 Milo, it's now or never. 1291 01:09:19,572 --> 01:09:21,407 Do you love me or not? 1292 01:09:33,335 --> 01:09:34,253 - Yes, yes. 1293 01:09:49,559 --> 01:09:52,146 ♪ Get me a girl in skintight jeans ♪ 1294 01:09:52,146 --> 01:09:55,816 ♪ Complicated, kind of mean ♪ 1295 01:09:57,735 --> 01:09:58,903 - Hello, Milo. 1296 01:10:00,654 --> 01:10:05,659 ♪ She's crazy, oh, oh, so deranged ♪ 1297 01:10:06,410 --> 01:10:10,581 ♪ Crazy, just this side of insane ♪ 1298 01:10:12,708 --> 01:10:16,879 I'm Courtney. Milo, has told me so much about you. 1299 01:10:22,968 --> 01:10:25,387 There you go, problem solved. 1300 01:10:25,387 --> 01:10:28,724 - Evie, I can explain, she's an actress. 1301 01:10:31,977 --> 01:10:35,397 - Now, there is a mischief maker for you. 1302 01:10:40,193 --> 01:10:42,529 Don't forget your doggy bag. 1303 01:10:52,081 --> 01:10:54,458 We all want a devil for under the sheets. 1304 01:10:54,458 --> 01:10:56,377 Saints? For dashboards. 1305 01:10:57,670 --> 01:11:00,089 Is it because life is basically so boring 1306 01:11:00,089 --> 01:11:02,716 that we need people like her to spice it up? 1307 01:11:02,716 --> 01:11:04,718 'Cause I know you can find joy in doing things 1308 01:11:04,718 --> 01:11:05,803 you're not supposed to do, 1309 01:11:05,803 --> 01:11:09,056 but sometimes there's the devil to pay. 1310 01:11:30,452 --> 01:11:32,454 - All right, let's lock it up. 1311 01:11:32,454 --> 01:11:33,789 - Will do, boss. 1312 01:11:51,849 --> 01:11:52,683 What? 1313 01:11:54,559 --> 01:11:55,894 Go ahead, judge. 1314 01:11:58,522 --> 01:12:02,443 You can love me, you can hate me, I don't care. 1315 01:12:03,693 --> 01:12:05,612 I just wanna feel good. 1316 01:12:08,699 --> 01:12:13,370 For just a few minutes, feel good about myself, my life. 1317 01:12:15,289 --> 01:12:19,626 'cause it's easy to feel good if you've got money, 1318 01:12:19,626 --> 01:12:23,547 love, sex, family, I haven't got any of those things. 1319 01:12:23,547 --> 01:12:24,548 All I got... 1320 01:12:28,469 --> 01:12:29,928 And I bet looking down on me 1321 01:12:29,928 --> 01:12:33,474 makes you feel pretty good about yourself, doesn't it? 1322 01:12:33,474 --> 01:12:34,850 Because no matter how bad it gets for you 1323 01:12:34,850 --> 01:12:38,145 you can always say, at least I'm not that guy, 1324 01:12:38,145 --> 01:12:40,397 at least I'm not a druggie. 1325 01:12:44,276 --> 01:12:45,693 The way I see it, 1326 01:12:46,987 --> 01:12:49,239 I'm doing a public service. 1327 01:13:02,335 --> 01:13:04,380 - Go ahead. 1328 01:13:08,175 --> 01:13:09,468 - How long has he been down? 1329 01:13:09,468 --> 01:13:11,553 - I'm not sure, I came back because I forgot something 1330 01:13:11,553 --> 01:13:12,971 and I found him right there. 1331 01:13:12,971 --> 01:13:13,806 - Is he breathing? 1332 01:13:13,806 --> 01:13:15,724 - I don't know 1333 01:13:22,523 --> 01:13:24,400 - Hey, what's going on? 1334 01:13:29,071 --> 01:13:30,239 What happened? 1335 01:13:31,698 --> 01:13:32,950 - Jacob? 1336 01:13:34,660 --> 01:13:35,494 - Hello? 1337 01:13:39,039 --> 01:13:41,541 I'm sorry ma'am, we're closed. 1338 01:13:46,839 --> 01:13:48,507 - Hello, sweetheart. 1339 01:14:00,352 --> 01:14:02,646 Don't be scared, Jacob. Sit. 1340 01:14:08,861 --> 01:14:11,362 - You look just like my nana. 1341 01:14:11,362 --> 01:14:12,990 - Yeah. 1342 01:14:12,990 --> 01:14:15,242 - I'm sorry, this is weird. 1343 01:14:16,452 --> 01:14:17,577 I'm stoned 1344 01:14:17,577 --> 01:14:20,414 - No, it's all right. I am your nana. 1345 01:14:20,414 --> 01:14:21,540 - You're not my nana. 1346 01:14:21,540 --> 01:14:24,626 - Not your Nana? Who else would I be? 1347 01:14:25,585 --> 01:14:27,880 - We buried her, I was at her funeral. 1348 01:14:27,880 --> 01:14:32,718 - Yeah, I know. And everybody had such nice things to say, 1349 01:14:34,594 --> 01:14:38,764 even your cousin, Joey, he never had a nice word for anybody 1350 01:14:38,764 --> 01:14:40,434 - Lady, who are you? 1351 01:14:43,061 --> 01:14:44,353 - I'm your nana. 1352 01:14:47,065 --> 01:14:49,568 - Oh my God, Nana. 1353 01:14:49,568 --> 01:14:52,404 Who did we bury? I'll go tell mom. 1354 01:14:53,780 --> 01:14:58,076 - I'm the nana, whose chocolate chipped cookies you loved, 1355 01:14:58,076 --> 01:15:00,996 the soft gluey ones, huh? 1356 01:15:00,996 --> 01:15:04,500 Who bought you your graduation suit? 1357 01:15:04,500 --> 01:15:09,004 Or worried about that big, red birthmark on your tush. 1358 01:15:11,340 --> 01:15:13,800 - I gotta go call mom. 1359 01:15:13,800 --> 01:15:16,803 - All right, Jacob, I'm not gonna beat around the bush. 1360 01:15:17,638 --> 01:15:19,306 - Look, I'll call her. 1361 01:15:19,306 --> 01:15:20,139 - Jacob? 1362 01:15:25,853 --> 01:15:28,106 Who the hell are you? 1363 01:15:28,106 --> 01:15:31,860 - Hell? No, that's not me, I'm not from hell. 1364 01:15:34,071 --> 01:15:35,489 There is no hell. 1365 01:15:37,241 --> 01:15:40,994 But like I said, I'll get right to the point, 1366 01:15:42,496 --> 01:15:44,581 without being mysterious. 1367 01:15:51,046 --> 01:15:52,047 You're dead. 1368 01:15:53,173 --> 01:15:54,675 - What? 1369 01:15:54,675 --> 01:15:57,219 - Right now you'll probably think you're high, 1370 01:15:57,219 --> 01:15:58,554 but you're dead. 1371 01:16:00,180 --> 01:16:01,181 They'll be bringing your body 1372 01:16:01,181 --> 01:16:04,309 out of the restroom momentarily. 1373 01:16:04,309 --> 01:16:07,353 - Ugh, what a day this has been. 1374 01:16:07,353 --> 01:16:11,817 An hour ago, this lady on a train in St. Louis, 1375 01:16:11,817 --> 01:16:13,318 she drops dead, 1376 01:16:13,318 --> 01:16:15,821 I was in such a rush I didn't have time to eat. 1377 01:16:15,821 --> 01:16:20,576 She was young, 50, but she had family history, you know 1378 01:16:20,576 --> 01:16:22,661 high blood pressure, diabetes, 1379 01:16:22,661 --> 01:16:25,205 she has a time bomb, she just went off. 1380 01:16:25,205 --> 01:16:27,958 So I had to get to her first, but you, 1381 01:16:27,958 --> 01:16:30,919 we had a whole team on standby waiting for you, 1382 01:16:30,919 --> 01:16:34,339 for a long, long time, you were expected. 1383 01:16:36,383 --> 01:16:37,800 I don't know, Jacob, 1384 01:16:37,800 --> 01:16:40,637 a lot of people went way out of their way for you. 1385 01:16:40,637 --> 01:16:42,973 They gave love, money, time, 1386 01:16:45,559 --> 01:16:49,396 we all thought you're gonna clean up your act. 1387 01:16:52,773 --> 01:16:55,277 - No, no, no, no, this is fucked. 1388 01:16:55,277 --> 01:16:59,072 - Jacob, where'd you learn such language? 1389 01:16:59,072 --> 01:17:03,744 You don't talk like that to your nana, to anybody. 1390 01:17:03,744 --> 01:17:04,745 - Fuck. 1391 01:17:04,745 --> 01:17:06,788 - Your nana's right, the word is offensive. 1392 01:17:06,788 --> 01:17:10,250 So let's begin again, and you needn't worry, 1393 01:17:10,250 --> 01:17:14,212 I'm not that grim reaper they show in the movies, 1394 01:17:14,212 --> 01:17:16,048 what a joke. 1395 01:17:16,048 --> 01:17:17,466 - This is a joke. 1396 01:17:21,511 --> 01:17:24,014 - I don't joke, I'm not funny. 1397 01:17:27,142 --> 01:17:29,394 It's only that I've found over the years, 1398 01:17:29,394 --> 01:17:33,940 that it's best to first put my subjects at ease. 1399 01:17:33,940 --> 01:17:34,858 - Subjects? 1400 01:17:35,776 --> 01:17:36,818 - Of all your family, 1401 01:17:36,818 --> 01:17:41,239 you've always felt most comfortable with your nana, 1402 01:17:41,239 --> 01:17:44,493 a so lovely woman, good heart, 1403 01:17:44,493 --> 01:17:46,827 dreadful taste in perfume. 1404 01:17:46,827 --> 01:17:50,040 - I just wanna know what's going on here, okay? 1405 01:17:50,040 --> 01:17:51,833 - Go see for yourself. 1406 01:18:00,967 --> 01:18:03,553 - One, two, three. 1407 01:18:36,460 --> 01:18:37,295 - Nana? 1408 01:18:48,974 --> 01:18:50,225 - Such a shame. 1409 01:18:55,856 --> 01:18:58,692 You want a sprinkled fried chicken? 1410 01:18:58,692 --> 01:19:00,943 They put a little honey in the butter, 1411 01:19:00,943 --> 01:19:03,196 like the kind I used to make. 1412 01:19:10,871 --> 01:19:13,457 - All they had open was espino, 1413 01:19:14,833 --> 01:19:17,252 it's not my favorite. 1414 01:19:17,252 --> 01:19:20,297 - I was just trying to get a little high. 1415 01:19:20,297 --> 01:19:21,298 Oh, come on. 1416 01:19:25,802 --> 01:19:29,681 - Jacob, I know it's all very disturbing, 1417 01:19:29,681 --> 01:19:31,850 but what can you do? 1418 01:19:31,850 --> 01:19:35,228 We thought you'd grow out of it, 1419 01:19:35,228 --> 01:19:40,108 we thought you'd grow up be a mitch, but you didn't. 1420 01:19:40,108 --> 01:19:43,528 And you know what you left behind? Guilt. 1421 01:19:46,114 --> 01:19:47,907 Everybody who loved you 1422 01:19:47,907 --> 01:19:51,452 they're now wondering if they could have done more. 1423 01:19:51,452 --> 01:19:53,830 What could we have done? 1424 01:19:53,830 --> 01:19:55,707 You aren't our little guy anymore, 1425 01:19:55,707 --> 01:19:58,960 where we could tell you not to put things in your mouth. 1426 01:19:58,960 --> 01:20:02,880 And I heard you say you had no love, no family, 1427 01:20:04,049 --> 01:20:07,302 you had both, you just slapped us away. 1428 01:20:12,808 --> 01:20:14,309 - I'm sorry, nana. 1429 01:20:18,271 --> 01:20:19,689 I didn't mean it. 1430 01:20:23,735 --> 01:20:25,320 I can change. 1431 01:20:27,239 --> 01:20:31,034 - No, no, no, no, no, no, I want my nana, not you. 1432 01:20:31,034 --> 01:20:34,538 - You can't always have what you want. 1433 01:20:34,538 --> 01:20:38,959 You get one life, Jacob, like most you squandered it. 1434 01:20:40,960 --> 01:20:44,380 Most deaths are by suicide you know, 1435 01:20:44,380 --> 01:20:46,508 we don't believe it but it's true. 1436 01:20:46,508 --> 01:20:50,219 Quick with a gun, a bit slower with a needle, 1437 01:20:51,721 --> 01:20:54,766 and sometimes they take years. 1438 01:20:54,766 --> 01:20:57,519 It's suicide by too much, 1439 01:20:57,519 --> 01:21:01,064 too much smoking, too much drinking. 1440 01:21:01,064 --> 01:21:03,817 We all know that death is inevitable but... 1441 01:21:03,817 --> 01:21:05,986 I had this young fellow last week, 1442 01:21:05,986 --> 01:21:10,740 he went on and on about how he was a vegetarian, 1443 01:21:10,740 --> 01:21:14,244 like broccoli has the key to immortality, 1444 01:21:14,244 --> 01:21:15,829 a really cocky guy. 1445 01:21:18,248 --> 01:21:20,500 - So there's no going back. 1446 01:21:23,753 --> 01:21:28,717 - Jacob, you always had a good head on your shoulders, 1447 01:21:28,800 --> 01:21:30,760 but not any smart. 1448 01:21:30,760 --> 01:21:34,514 You understand what's going on here, with this is all about? 1449 01:21:34,514 --> 01:21:37,183 Of course there's no going back. 1450 01:21:39,184 --> 01:21:41,271 I hate it when they ask that, 1451 01:21:41,271 --> 01:21:45,442 that vegetarian just wouldn't come along. 1452 01:21:45,442 --> 01:21:47,986 - Did he have a choice? 1453 01:21:47,986 --> 01:21:48,820 No, no, no, no, 1454 01:21:48,820 --> 01:21:51,489 I don't wanna talk to that other woman please, just you. 1455 01:21:51,489 --> 01:21:56,327 - Jacob, even your nana likes to put on a little lipstick. 1456 01:21:58,538 --> 01:22:02,834 - So I have a choice, I don't have to die. 1457 01:22:02,834 --> 01:22:05,253 - You like this color? 1458 01:22:09,049 --> 01:22:11,718 Of course you'll have to die, 1459 01:22:11,718 --> 01:22:13,386 everyone has to die. 1460 01:22:14,304 --> 01:22:15,847 - But that guy, the vegetarian, 1461 01:22:15,847 --> 01:22:16,889 you said he wouldn't come along. 1462 01:22:16,889 --> 01:22:19,601 So what'd you do? Did you drag him out? 1463 01:22:19,601 --> 01:22:21,102 Take him to heaven, hell? 1464 01:22:21,102 --> 01:22:25,190 - I told you, there is no hell, no heaven either. 1465 01:22:26,066 --> 01:22:27,651 - So what is there? 1466 01:22:29,152 --> 01:22:32,237 - Well, there's always fried chicken. 1467 01:22:35,825 --> 01:22:39,287 You people, you always lose your sense of humor 1468 01:22:39,287 --> 01:22:40,956 in times like these. 1469 01:22:42,707 --> 01:22:43,541 Let's go. 1470 01:22:47,003 --> 01:22:49,089 - I'm not going anywhere. 1471 01:22:52,592 --> 01:22:53,843 Maybe I'm okay. 1472 01:22:56,304 --> 01:22:57,889 - Nope. 1473 01:22:57,889 --> 01:22:59,391 - How do you know? 1474 01:23:01,393 --> 01:23:04,145 - Who figures he'd die in my bar. 1475 01:23:05,146 --> 01:23:06,439 - You coming? 1476 01:23:10,735 --> 01:23:13,279 - Jacob, do you remember I told you 1477 01:23:13,279 --> 01:23:15,448 I used to be off a hoofer. 1478 01:23:17,575 --> 01:23:21,996 I did Broadway once when I was 19, "West Side Story", 1479 01:23:23,540 --> 01:23:26,418 "The Chorus", 1480 01:23:26,418 --> 01:23:28,335 Oh, that was something. 1481 01:23:30,130 --> 01:23:32,298 But then I met you grandfather, 1482 01:23:32,298 --> 01:23:35,719 and family became another career. 1483 01:23:35,719 --> 01:23:38,471 But I was so disappointed in you. 1484 01:23:40,557 --> 01:23:42,642 - The drugs, the alcohol? 1485 01:23:42,642 --> 01:23:45,937 Well, yeah, but I was disappointed 1486 01:23:45,937 --> 01:23:50,525 because you never let me teach you how to dance. 1487 01:23:50,525 --> 01:23:52,610 - I know how to dance. 1488 01:23:52,610 --> 01:23:56,281 - What, the gyrating business? Where nobody touches. 1489 01:24:02,327 --> 01:24:03,913 Look how sexy I am. 1490 01:24:06,332 --> 01:24:09,544 That's not dancing, it's a show. 1491 01:24:09,544 --> 01:24:13,798 Dancing, real dancing, is two people, hand in hand. 1492 01:24:14,674 --> 01:24:16,593 It's a tandem, 1493 01:24:17,594 --> 01:24:19,471 and it's romantic. 1494 01:24:19,471 --> 01:24:22,849 If you danced, really danced with a girl, 1495 01:24:22,849 --> 01:24:25,309 maybe you'd have a girl, 1496 01:24:25,309 --> 01:24:28,688 maybe things would have turned out different. 1497 01:24:28,688 --> 01:24:30,732 Dance with me, Jacob. 1498 01:24:41,409 --> 01:24:45,914 - Oh Jacob, I want you to be happy with this business. 1499 01:24:46,956 --> 01:24:48,041 - Happy? 1500 01:24:48,041 --> 01:24:49,416 - Sure. 1501 01:24:49,416 --> 01:24:52,796 - Why would I be happy to be dead? 1502 01:24:52,796 --> 01:24:56,299 - Well, for some it's better than life. 1503 01:24:56,299 --> 01:24:59,469 - But I don't wanna be dead, I have a girlfriend, 1504 01:24:59,469 --> 01:25:01,596 we were gonna have kids. 1505 01:25:01,596 --> 01:25:04,849 - Now, I know you haven't a girlfriend, 1506 01:25:05,892 --> 01:25:07,977 I'm death, I know things. 1507 01:25:10,230 --> 01:25:13,691 But, if you wanna tango with death. 1508 01:25:21,491 --> 01:25:23,034 - I never traveled much, 1509 01:25:23,034 --> 01:25:24,827 there's a lot of places I never got to see. 1510 01:25:24,827 --> 01:25:27,121 - If you lived to be 100, they'd be places you would say 1511 01:25:27,121 --> 01:25:29,249 you didn't get to see, that's life, 1512 01:25:29,249 --> 01:25:31,166 it's always incomplete. 1513 01:25:35,421 --> 01:25:37,298 - But for some people, like me, 1514 01:25:37,298 --> 01:25:40,093 it's more incomplete than ever. 1515 01:25:40,093 --> 01:25:41,511 - Don't get me wrong, 1516 01:25:41,511 --> 01:25:46,099 I commiserate, but the death was your choice, not mine. 1517 01:25:47,142 --> 01:25:48,351 - I didn't plan it. 1518 01:25:48,351 --> 01:25:51,938 - Oh, come on, you're not dumb, you knew the risks. 1519 01:25:51,938 --> 01:25:55,608 It's not like you tripped in front of a bus. 1520 01:25:56,609 --> 01:25:58,443 - I can't just take all the moments of my life 1521 01:25:58,443 --> 01:26:01,865 and put them in a box, and pick just one. 1522 01:26:05,034 --> 01:26:06,702 There's some things I had no control over, 1523 01:26:06,702 --> 01:26:10,039 and that should count for something. 1524 01:26:10,039 --> 01:26:11,541 Let's make a deal. 1525 01:26:13,041 --> 01:26:17,505 - Well, I'm sorry, it doesn't work that way. 1526 01:26:17,505 --> 01:26:19,299 It's time to go. 1527 01:26:22,677 --> 01:26:25,305 - No, no, no, no, no, no, wait. 1528 01:26:25,305 --> 01:26:30,309 I deserve a second chance, you can change the future. 1529 01:26:30,518 --> 01:26:34,105 I may not be perfect, but let me try again. 1530 01:26:35,273 --> 01:26:39,693 - I'm sorry, I have other appointments, other people, 1531 01:26:40,612 --> 01:26:43,948 I can't argue with you forever. 1532 01:26:43,948 --> 01:26:46,409 - Where are you going? 1533 01:26:46,409 --> 01:26:48,995 - Nolan's, guns make busy work. 1534 01:26:53,875 --> 01:26:58,213 It's ironic, you seem to have spent your entire life 1535 01:27:00,130 --> 01:27:03,134 trying to avoid the real world, 1536 01:27:03,134 --> 01:27:07,472 always looking to go somewhere, and you knew not where, 1537 01:27:07,472 --> 01:27:10,975 and now I wanna take you to another world, 1538 01:27:12,143 --> 01:27:13,853 and you don't wanna go. 1539 01:27:16,356 --> 01:27:20,443 Well, I'm looking forward to some good jambalaya. 1540 01:27:29,285 --> 01:27:30,452 - Good job, 44, 1541 01:27:30,452 --> 01:27:32,121 let us know if there's any change. 1542 01:27:32,121 --> 01:27:34,207 See you in 10, peace out. 1543 01:27:52,642 --> 01:27:57,647 ♪ Won't you say ♪ 1544 01:27:58,231 --> 01:27:59,816 ♪ Don't you say ♪ 1545 01:27:59,816 --> 01:28:01,067 - What? 1546 01:28:05,446 --> 01:28:06,614 - I can dance. 1547 01:28:12,912 --> 01:28:17,416 ♪ When life takes a turn for worse ♪ 1548 01:28:17,416 --> 01:28:22,171 ♪ Remember this little verse ♪ 1549 01:28:22,171 --> 01:28:27,175 ♪ We all fall down ♪ 1550 01:28:28,553 --> 01:28:30,305 ♪ Don't you worry ♪ 1551 01:28:30,305 --> 01:28:35,309 ♪ No matter how hard we climb ♪ 1552 01:28:37,603 --> 01:28:40,982 ♪ Life will find a way ♪ 1553 01:28:40,982 --> 01:28:44,152 ♪ To kick our behinds ♪ 1554 01:28:44,152 --> 01:28:48,531 ♪ And so I am no better than you ♪ 1555 01:28:48,531 --> 01:28:52,076 ♪ Christians, Monks or Buddhist, Jew ♪ 1556 01:28:52,076 --> 01:28:57,081 ♪ We all fall down ♪ 1557 01:28:58,583 --> 01:29:01,210 ♪ Even you poster jerk ♪ 1558 01:29:01,210 --> 01:29:06,215 ♪ Chases debts and thinks he's cool as Captain Cook ♪ 1559 01:29:06,674 --> 01:29:11,679 ♪ He will fall down ♪ 1560 01:29:11,846 --> 01:29:13,681 ♪ Don't you worry ♪ 1561 01:29:13,681 --> 01:29:18,686 ♪ 'Cause just when we think we've arrived ♪ 1562 01:29:21,147 --> 01:29:26,152 ♪ Something really crappy breaks our stride ♪ 1563 01:29:30,573 --> 01:29:34,827 ♪ And so pa pa pa ra pa pa pa ♪ 1564 01:29:34,827 --> 01:29:38,246 ♪ Pa pa ra pa pa pa pa pa ♪ 1565 01:29:38,246 --> 01:29:41,125 ♪ We all fall down ♪ 1566 01:30:00,686 --> 01:30:03,898 ♪ Pa pa pa pa ra pa pa ♪ 1567 01:30:03,898 --> 01:30:07,276 ♪ Pa pa ra pa ra da da da ♪ 1568 01:30:07,276 --> 01:30:12,281 ♪ We all fall down ♪ 1569 01:30:13,324 --> 01:30:18,329 ♪ Don't you worry, we all fall down ♪ 1570 01:30:20,331 --> 01:30:25,294 ♪ Guaranteed, we all fall down ♪ 1571 01:30:27,380 --> 01:30:31,300 ♪ Believe me, we all fall down ♪ 1572 01:30:57,535 --> 01:31:02,540 ♪ In the early morning time, I think of you ♪ 1573 01:31:03,749 --> 01:31:07,210 ♪ And I don't even wanna breathe again ♪ 1574 01:31:07,210 --> 01:31:09,630 ♪ When I'm with you ♪ 1575 01:31:09,630 --> 01:31:11,090 ♪ Oh, oh, let's stay ♪ 1576 01:31:11,090 --> 01:31:15,719 ♪ I'll push it away ♪ 1577 01:31:15,719 --> 01:31:17,346 ♪ And the harder we try ♪ 1578 01:31:17,346 --> 01:31:20,099 ♪ The harder we cry ♪ 1579 01:31:20,099 --> 01:31:23,769 ♪ Still on the loose ♪ 1580 01:31:23,769 --> 01:31:27,231 ♪ Yeah, I know we'll make it through ♪ 1581 01:31:27,231 --> 01:31:30,067 ♪ I know that we'll get through ♪ 1582 01:31:30,067 --> 01:31:35,072 ♪ I'll be there through black and blue ♪ 1583 01:31:38,951 --> 01:31:42,455 ♪ Toasted on the full moon ♪ 1584 01:31:42,455 --> 01:31:45,833 ♪ Thinking of you ♪ 1585 01:31:45,833 --> 01:31:49,045 ♪ Whether it's gonna be your way ♪ 1586 01:31:49,045 --> 01:31:54,050 ♪ I'll be there soon ♪ 1587 01:31:57,594 --> 01:32:01,974 ♪ And the harder we try, the harder we cry ♪ 1588 01:32:01,974 --> 01:32:05,186 ♪ Still on the lose ♪ 1589 01:32:05,186 --> 01:32:09,023 ♪ Yeah I know we'll make it through ♪ 1590 01:32:09,023 --> 01:32:11,651 ♪ I know that we'll get through ♪ 1591 01:32:11,651 --> 01:32:16,239 ♪ I'll be there through black and blue ♪ 1592 01:32:47,103 --> 01:32:50,856 ♪ Yeah I know we'll make it through ♪ 1593 01:32:50,856 --> 01:32:53,568 ♪ I know that we'll get through ♪ 1594 01:32:53,568 --> 01:32:56,737 ♪ I'll be there through black and blue ♪ 1595 01:32:56,737 --> 01:32:59,991 ♪ Through black and blue ♪ 1596 01:32:59,991 --> 01:33:03,160 ♪ Yeah I know we'll make it through ♪ 1597 01:33:03,160 --> 01:33:06,496 ♪ Yeah, I know we'll make it ♪ 1598 01:33:06,496 --> 01:33:10,126 ♪ I'll be there through black and blue ♪ 114444

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