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For those regarded as warriors...
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...when engaged in combat...
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...the vanquishing of thine enemy can be the
warriors only concern.
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Suppress all human emotions and compassion...
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...kill whoever stands in thy way, even if that be Lord
God,
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or Buddha himself.
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This truth lies at the heart of combat.
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Look at me Matsumoto...
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...take a good look at my face.
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Look at my eyes.
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Look at my nose.
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Look at my chin.
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Look at my mouth.
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Do l look familiar?
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Do l look like someone you murdered!
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Welcome...
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We have a customer. Bring out some tea, quickly!
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l'm watching my soap operas.
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Lazy bastard...
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Screw your soap opera...
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The tea's hot. Why don't you serve it yourself for
once?
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Hey, what the hell happened to the tea.
Hurry up...goddamit!
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Lazy oaf...
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What'd ya want?
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One warm sake!
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Sake? ln the middle of the day?
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-Day, night, afternoon-
Who gives a damn. Get the sake!
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How come l always have to get the sake?
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You listen well...
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For thrity years you make the fish.
l get the sake.
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lf this were the military, l'd be a General by now!
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Oh, so you'd be General, huh?
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lf you were General, l'd be Emporer,
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and you'd still get the sake.
So shut up and get the sake!
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l'm not bald, okay? l shave my head.
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What do you want with Hattori Hanzo?
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l need Japanese steel.
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Why do you need Japanese steel?
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l have vermin to kill.
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l wanted to show you these.
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However, someone as you, who knows so much,
must surely know...
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...l no longer make instruments of death.
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What l have here l keep for their aesthetic and
sentimental value.
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Yet proud as l am of my life's work...
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...l have retired.
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You can sleep here.
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lt will take me a month to make the sword.
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l suggest you spend it practicing.
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l've completed doing...
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what l swore an oath to God, 28 years ago,
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...to never do again.
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l have created, ''something that kills people.''
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And in that purpose, l was a success.
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l've done this because philosophically, l am
sympathetic to your aim.
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l can tell you with no ego, this is my finest sword.
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lf on yourjourney, you should encounter God...
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...God will be cut.
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Yellow-haired warrior. Go.
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Do you like Ferraris?
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Ferrari...ltalian trash.
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Do you want to fuck me?
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Don't laugh. Do you want to fuck me, yes or no?
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Yes.
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How 'bout now, big boy?
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Do you still wish to penetrate me...
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...or is it l...who has penetrated you?
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Boss Tanaka! What's the meaning of this outburst?
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This is a time for celebration!
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And what exactly are we celebrating?
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The perversion of our illustrious council?
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Tanaka, have you gone mad? l will not tolerate this!
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You're disrespecting our sister! Apologize!
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Tanaka-San, of what perversion do you speak?
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My father along with yours, and along with yours,
started this council.
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And while...
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...You laugh like stupid donkeys
they weep in the afterlife...
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Shut up!
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...over the perversion committed today!
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Outrageous! Tanaka, it is you who insults this
council!
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Bastard!
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Fuck face!
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Gentlemen.
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Tanaka obviously has something on his mind.
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By all means, allow him to express it.
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l speak of the perversion done to this council,
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...which l love...
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...more than my own children,
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...by making a Chinese Jap-American half breed
bitch its leader!
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So that you understand how serious l am...
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...l'm going to say this in English.
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Gentlemen, this meeting is adjourned.
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You have to say ''Yes, yes, yes'' to any selfish
demands they make.
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They demand ridiculous things.
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Shut up-- Do you know what would happen if they
heard you?
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-What's gonna happen?
-Did you hear about the Tanaka clan?
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You're gonna get your head chopped off.
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No, l don't want that.
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Yes, it's me.
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And if you give us a contact number,
we will get back to you.
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Hey. You!
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Who do you remind me of?
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Charlie Brown!
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You're right, he does look like Charlie Brown.
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Charlie Brown,
Four pepperoni pizzas.
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-That's not on our menu...
-l don't care, bring them, goddammit!
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Hey...hey...
Charlie, give me a kiss.
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You and l have unfinished business!
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Charlie Brown, beat it.
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TEAR THE BlTCH APART!
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Gogo, right?
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And you're Black Mamba.
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Our reputations precede us.
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Don't they?
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You call that begging?
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You can beg better than that.
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Those of you lucky enough to still
have your lives take them with you!
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However...
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...leave the limbs you've lost.
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They belong to me now.
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Where was it made?
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Whome in Okinawa made you this steel?
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YOU LlE!
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Swords however, never get tired.
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l hope you've saved your energy.
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lf you haven't...
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...you might not last five minutes.
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But as last looks go,
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you could do worse.
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Attack me...
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...with everything you have.
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For ridiculing you earlier...
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...l apologize.
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Accepted.
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Ready?
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Come on.
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That really was a Hattori Hanzo sword.
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Burn in Hell you stupid, stupid blonde!
l'll tell you nothing.
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Master...
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Your Mandarin is lousy.
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lt causes my ears discomfort. You bray like an ass!
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You are not to speak unless spoken to.
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ls it too much to hope you understand Cantonese?
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l speak Japanese very well...
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l didn't ask if you speak Japanese,
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l asked if you understand Cantonese?
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You are here to learn the mysteries of Kung Fu,
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not linguistics.
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lf you can't understand me,
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l will communicate with you like l would a dog.
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When l yell, when l point,
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when l beat you with my stick!
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Bill is your master, is he not?
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Your master tells me you're not entirely unschooled.
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What training do you possess?
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''The exquisite art of the samurai sword.''
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Don't make me laugh!
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Your so-called exquisite art, is only fit for...
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Japanese fatheads!
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Your anger amuses me.
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Do you believe you are my match?
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No.
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Are you aware l kill at will?
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Yes.
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ls it your wish to die?
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No.
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Then you must be stupid...
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Then you must be stupid...so stupid.
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Rise, and let me look at your ridiculous face.
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Rise.
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So, my pathetic friend,
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is there anything that you can do well?
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What's the matter?
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Cat got your tongue?
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Oh yes, you speak Japanese.
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l despise the goddamn Japs!
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Go to that rack.
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Remove the sword.
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Let's see how good you really are.
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lf...
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you land a single blow,
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l'll bow down and call you ''master.''
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From here you can getan excellentviewof myfoot.
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Your swordsmanship is amateur at best.
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Your so-called kung-fu is really...quite pathetic.
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l asked you to demonstrate
what you know and you did...
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Not a goddamn thing!
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Let's see your Tiger-Crane match my Eagle's Claw.
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Like all Yankee women,
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all you can do is order in restaurants...
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and spend a man's money.
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Excruciating, isn't it?
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Yes!
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lf it was my wish...
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l could chop your arm off.
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lt's my arm now. l can do what l please.
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lf you can stop me, l suggest you try.
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Because you're helpless?
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Yes.
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Have you ever felt this before?
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No.
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Compared to me,
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you're as helpless as a worm fighting an eagle?
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Yes!
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That's the beginning!
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ls it your wish to possess this kind of power?
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Your training will begin...tomorrow.
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Since your arm now belongs to me...
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l want it strong.
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Can you do that?
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l can, but not that close.
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Then you can't do it.
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What if your enemy is three inches in front of you?
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What do you do then?
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Curl into a ball,
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or do you put your fist through him?
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Now begin.
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lt's the wood that should fear your hand,
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not the other way around.
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No wonder you can't do it,
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you acquiesce to defeat, before you even begin.
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lf you want to eat like a dog,
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you can live and sleep outside like a dog.
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lf you want to live and sleep like a human,
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pick up those sticks.
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Elle, you treacherous dog.
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l give you my word...
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Clarita
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Tequila.
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Thanks.
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