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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,210 --> 00:00:04,838 [opening theme music playing] 2 00:01:49,735 --> 00:01:51,236 Morning, Mr. Z. 3 00:01:51,820 --> 00:01:53,155 Morning, Howie. 4 00:02:06,209 --> 00:02:08,045 Oh, I'm sorry, Mr. Zelinka. 5 00:02:08,295 --> 00:02:10,255 Quite all right, Mr. Davis. 6 00:02:10,339 --> 00:02:13,216 Next Olympics, you've got the 100-meter gold. 7 00:02:13,300 --> 00:02:14,635 But from now on, 8 00:02:14,718 --> 00:02:15,761 practice on the track. 9 00:02:22,517 --> 00:02:23,852 What dedication. 10 00:02:23,935 --> 00:02:25,812 Still rehearsing Romeo and Juliet, 11 00:02:26,313 --> 00:02:28,523 and we finished that play a month ago. 12 00:02:30,651 --> 00:02:31,777 That Mr. Zelinka 13 00:02:31,860 --> 00:02:33,195 certainly is a character, isn't he? 14 00:02:33,362 --> 00:02:35,864 I wish all my teachers were characters like him. 15 00:02:35,947 --> 00:02:37,157 He's terrific. 16 00:02:37,949 --> 00:02:39,117 [whistling] 17 00:02:44,289 --> 00:02:45,707 Second day on the job, 18 00:02:45,791 --> 00:02:47,292 and you're still in good spirits. 19 00:02:47,459 --> 00:02:49,294 We always whistle while we work. 20 00:02:50,087 --> 00:02:53,340 They'll write graffiti all over it again. 21 00:02:53,423 --> 00:02:55,592 I hope so. Otherwise, we'll be out of job. 22 00:02:56,676 --> 00:03:00,222 Man with a sense of humor about his work is a rarity. 23 00:03:00,305 --> 00:03:02,557 I admire your attitude, Jonathan. 24 00:03:03,517 --> 00:03:05,352 The feeling is mutual, Mr. Zelinka. 25 00:03:06,019 --> 00:03:08,397 Excuse me, Mr. Zelinka. 26 00:03:08,688 --> 00:03:11,483 Is that a hairstyle, Ms. Wilson, or an affliction? 27 00:03:16,196 --> 00:03:18,532 Amazing the length young people will go 28 00:03:18,615 --> 00:03:19,533 to upset their parents. 29 00:03:21,034 --> 00:03:22,911 [bell rings] 30 00:03:23,870 --> 00:03:24,996 What a zinger. 31 00:03:25,664 --> 00:03:27,666 No wonder they call him Ivan the terrible. 32 00:03:28,375 --> 00:03:30,085 The kids wouldn't want him any other way. 33 00:03:31,420 --> 00:03:32,295 They love him. 34 00:03:34,756 --> 00:03:38,009 Well, I spent last night grading your test papers. 35 00:03:39,428 --> 00:03:40,262 Give you some idea 36 00:03:40,345 --> 00:03:42,222 Of what an exciting evening I had. 37 00:03:44,558 --> 00:03:46,309 Especially some of the answers you gave me. 38 00:03:47,894 --> 00:03:50,605 Times I wonder what you do here in class. 39 00:03:51,106 --> 00:03:52,232 So do we. 40 00:03:54,401 --> 00:03:56,778 Jerry Michaels, we can always depend on you 41 00:03:56,862 --> 00:03:58,196 for a bit of levity. 42 00:03:58,280 --> 00:04:00,240 And in your test paper... 43 00:04:02,284 --> 00:04:04,619 For your information, Mr. Michaels, 44 00:04:04,703 --> 00:04:07,414 Death of a salesman is a play, a great play. 45 00:04:07,664 --> 00:04:10,125 It was made into a movie and adapted for television. 46 00:04:10,208 --> 00:04:11,543 But it was not... 47 00:04:12,043 --> 00:04:13,962 And I hope to god never will be... 48 00:04:14,671 --> 00:04:16,840 A music video. 49 00:04:20,343 --> 00:04:22,304 Miss Morris and Miss Lindstrom, 50 00:04:22,387 --> 00:04:25,223 would you be so kind just to pass out these test papers for me? 51 00:04:31,313 --> 00:04:32,439 Special delivery. 52 00:04:32,522 --> 00:04:35,150 Does that mean you want to play post office with me? 53 00:04:35,484 --> 00:04:38,403 Sorry, I only handle first-class mail. 54 00:04:39,863 --> 00:04:41,031 Ouch. 55 00:04:42,073 --> 00:04:43,950 [bell rings] 56 00:04:44,034 --> 00:04:46,953 If there are questions regarding your test scores, 57 00:04:47,037 --> 00:04:48,205 see me after class. 58 00:04:48,455 --> 00:04:49,748 Class dismissed. 59 00:04:54,461 --> 00:04:57,130 "F"? I don't deserve an "F." 60 00:04:57,422 --> 00:04:58,507 I agree. 61 00:04:58,590 --> 00:05:01,384 Unfortunately, that's as low as I can go. 62 00:05:01,927 --> 00:05:03,261 I don't think I should fail. 63 00:05:04,221 --> 00:05:05,388 Why don't you grade on curve 64 00:05:05,472 --> 00:05:06,556 like my other teachers do? 65 00:05:07,557 --> 00:05:08,975 I refuse to do that. 66 00:05:09,434 --> 00:05:11,061 Grading on a curve is an excuse 67 00:05:11,144 --> 00:05:13,021 for an entire class to fail together. 68 00:05:13,772 --> 00:05:15,398 Getting kids through school without teaching. 69 00:05:16,650 --> 00:05:17,901 You've just got it in for me. 70 00:05:17,984 --> 00:05:19,194 You're always on me. 71 00:05:20,445 --> 00:05:21,655 Because I know you're bright. 72 00:05:22,072 --> 00:05:23,698 But you just won't apply it yourself. 73 00:05:23,865 --> 00:05:26,660 You waste your time playing the class clown. 74 00:05:27,160 --> 00:05:29,079 You can't go around blaming everyone else 75 00:05:29,162 --> 00:05:32,457 because you're not taking responsibility for your life. 76 00:05:40,465 --> 00:05:41,967 Oh, wait a minute, Howie. 77 00:05:42,425 --> 00:05:43,426 I want to talk to you. 78 00:05:43,593 --> 00:05:44,636 Yes, sir? 79 00:05:45,053 --> 00:05:47,806 Another "A," Howie. Congratulations. 80 00:05:47,931 --> 00:05:49,224 Well, thank you, sir. 81 00:05:50,100 --> 00:05:53,144 But I'm still not hearing enough from you in class. 82 00:05:53,353 --> 00:05:54,563 How come? 83 00:05:56,273 --> 00:05:59,067 I guess I just don't feel comfortable 84 00:05:59,150 --> 00:06:00,277 standing in front of other people. 85 00:06:00,360 --> 00:06:01,695 I get nervous. 86 00:06:01,861 --> 00:06:02,821 I understand. 87 00:06:03,029 --> 00:06:06,616 Try anyway. That's the way to get over nervousness. 88 00:06:07,284 --> 00:06:10,203 Besides, I want others to hear some of your ideas. 89 00:06:10,495 --> 00:06:12,622 You write so well on your tests. 90 00:06:13,290 --> 00:06:15,083 Thanks. I'll try. 91 00:06:15,166 --> 00:06:16,084 And the main thing: 92 00:06:17,335 --> 00:06:19,129 You didn't do your homework again. 93 00:06:19,546 --> 00:06:20,589 Why not? 94 00:06:22,465 --> 00:06:25,427 I--I don't know. I'll do it tomorrow. 95 00:06:25,552 --> 00:06:28,680 You keep saying tomorrow, but you don't do it. 96 00:06:28,763 --> 00:06:29,848 Why not? 97 00:06:31,850 --> 00:06:32,976 I don't know. 98 00:06:33,435 --> 00:06:35,937 Howie, you write so well in these tests. 99 00:06:36,229 --> 00:06:37,314 What do I have to do 100 00:06:37,397 --> 00:06:39,941 to motivate you to do your homework? 101 00:06:41,234 --> 00:06:45,989 It can be boring, but later in life you'll have a job. 102 00:06:46,114 --> 00:06:47,824 Some parts of that may be boring. 103 00:06:47,949 --> 00:06:49,492 You'll have to do them anyway. 104 00:06:50,493 --> 00:06:52,746 You see, doing homework is good training. 105 00:06:53,496 --> 00:06:55,832 It teaches us responsibility. 106 00:06:56,958 --> 00:07:00,086 Even Jerry Michaels does some homework once in a while. 107 00:07:01,338 --> 00:07:03,798 Okay, sir. I promise I'll do it. 108 00:07:04,966 --> 00:07:06,176 If you don't, 109 00:07:07,552 --> 00:07:09,471 no matter how good your test scores are... 110 00:07:10,639 --> 00:07:11,765 I'll have to flunk you. 111 00:07:14,517 --> 00:07:15,560 I know. 112 00:07:24,361 --> 00:07:27,113 There you go, and make sure your parents sign it. 113 00:07:28,239 --> 00:07:30,408 Susie, here's the activity schedule. 114 00:07:30,492 --> 00:07:32,786 Looks like Thursday, the lecture hall is booked. 115 00:07:32,869 --> 00:07:35,747 Is there some way we could get an hour in there somehow? 116 00:07:36,164 --> 00:07:37,540 Morning... Or Wednesday-- 117 00:07:37,749 --> 00:07:40,085 Well... How about lunch? Is it free during lunch? 118 00:07:40,168 --> 00:07:41,044 Oh, yeah. 119 00:07:41,127 --> 00:07:42,879 You want to take your lunch hour? 120 00:07:42,963 --> 00:07:44,881 We really need to get in there that day. 121 00:07:46,508 --> 00:07:49,052 I see you've got a retirement notice 122 00:07:49,135 --> 00:07:52,097 from the board of education, too, Mr. Zelinka. 123 00:07:52,722 --> 00:07:55,100 Have you been steaming open my mail again, 124 00:07:55,183 --> 00:07:56,017 Miss Minotti? 125 00:07:56,101 --> 00:07:57,435 Mr. Zelinka! 126 00:07:57,602 --> 00:08:03,024 No. I just received the same notice myself from the board. 127 00:08:04,651 --> 00:08:07,278 Why, I'm turning 70 this month... 128 00:08:07,737 --> 00:08:08,947 Just like you. 129 00:08:10,115 --> 00:08:11,533 Happy birthday. 130 00:08:11,741 --> 00:08:14,077 Thank you. Same to you. 131 00:08:15,161 --> 00:08:18,081 Oh, I'm looking forward to retiring. 132 00:08:18,665 --> 00:08:21,251 I'm going to travel around the world. 133 00:08:22,919 --> 00:08:25,130 What about you? Have you made any plans? 134 00:08:27,924 --> 00:08:29,843 No... No. 135 00:08:30,218 --> 00:08:32,012 I knew it was coming, but not this soon. 136 00:08:32,095 --> 00:08:35,432 I was trying not to think about it. 137 00:08:35,807 --> 00:08:38,893 Well, you can't fight city hall. 138 00:08:49,821 --> 00:08:51,448 Mr. Zelinka can't retire. 139 00:08:51,823 --> 00:08:53,533 He's my favorite teacher. 140 00:08:55,118 --> 00:08:56,369 He was my favorite teacher 141 00:08:56,453 --> 00:08:58,455 when I was a student here, too. 142 00:08:59,706 --> 00:09:01,041 He still is. 143 00:09:01,458 --> 00:09:03,710 Lincoln's not going to be the same without him. 144 00:09:04,419 --> 00:09:05,920 I'm really going to miss him. 145 00:09:07,338 --> 00:09:08,798 We all are. 146 00:09:18,725 --> 00:09:20,435 They're going to retire him 147 00:09:20,518 --> 00:09:21,895 at the end of the semester. 148 00:09:22,437 --> 00:09:23,772 No more Mr. Zelinka. 149 00:09:24,856 --> 00:09:26,691 I'm not sure I'll miss him. 150 00:09:26,858 --> 00:09:30,111 Ivan the terrible is always on me about responsibility. 151 00:09:30,195 --> 00:09:33,406 You're lucky to have a teacher like Mr. Z. He cares. 152 00:09:33,490 --> 00:09:35,116 We should do something nice for him. 153 00:09:35,450 --> 00:09:37,160 You mean like buy him a present? 154 00:09:37,243 --> 00:09:39,204 Yeah, and, um... 155 00:09:39,579 --> 00:09:41,498 How about a surprise retirement party? 156 00:09:41,623 --> 00:09:43,083 That's a really great idea. 157 00:09:43,166 --> 00:09:45,794 Yeah...Yeah, yeah, he'd like that. 158 00:09:46,127 --> 00:09:47,962 I could be the emcee. 159 00:09:48,046 --> 00:09:50,131 You could ruin it all with your dumb jokes. 160 00:09:51,674 --> 00:09:52,717 When should we have it? 161 00:09:52,801 --> 00:09:54,052 Excuse me. 162 00:09:54,594 --> 00:09:56,387 I couldn't but help overhear your conversation. 163 00:09:56,971 --> 00:09:58,098 I thought you might wanna know 164 00:09:58,181 --> 00:09:59,682 it's Mr. Zelinka's birthday this Friday. 165 00:10:00,266 --> 00:10:01,142 You sure? 166 00:10:01,351 --> 00:10:02,185 I'm positive. 167 00:10:02,435 --> 00:10:04,771 All right, then. Friday it is. 168 00:10:04,896 --> 00:10:07,023 We'd be glad to help you in any way we can. 169 00:10:07,357 --> 00:10:10,235 Thanks. We could use all the help we can get. 170 00:10:10,318 --> 00:10:11,945 We really want to make this a great party. 171 00:10:12,028 --> 00:10:14,572 We gotta show Mr. Z how much we appreciate all he's done for us. 172 00:10:14,989 --> 00:10:17,659 Let's make this a retirement party he'll never forget. 173 00:10:24,874 --> 00:10:29,754 Yes, this is Ivan Zelinka from the Lincoln, Hi. 174 00:10:31,714 --> 00:10:33,842 Fine. Oh, he is fine. 175 00:10:33,967 --> 00:10:37,178 About this retirement notice he'd sent me... 176 00:10:38,012 --> 00:10:39,264 Thank you very much, but, 177 00:10:39,347 --> 00:10:42,517 you see, I'm not ready to retire. 178 00:10:43,560 --> 00:10:46,396 Yes, I'll be 70 in a couple of weeks, but... 179 00:10:46,813 --> 00:10:50,316 I don't feel it and I don't think I look it. 180 00:10:51,985 --> 00:10:55,196 Yes, I know about the rules. The retirement age for state employees. 181 00:10:55,280 --> 00:10:58,116 But isn't there some kind of an extension I can get? 182 00:10:58,408 --> 00:11:01,035 Some sort of appeal I can file. 183 00:11:02,036 --> 00:11:03,163 A letter? 184 00:11:05,331 --> 00:11:07,250 But you don't think it'll do any good, eh? 185 00:11:08,418 --> 00:11:10,962 Yeah, I understand. Rules are rules. 186 00:11:12,172 --> 00:11:13,006 All right. 187 00:11:13,339 --> 00:11:14,716 Thank you very much. 188 00:11:26,686 --> 00:11:28,354 Oh, Mr. Carlyle. 189 00:11:28,688 --> 00:11:30,398 Could I speak to you for a moment? 190 00:11:30,523 --> 00:11:32,358 I'm late for a PTA meeting. What is it? 191 00:11:32,525 --> 00:11:35,904 It's about the retirement notice I received from the board of education. 192 00:11:35,987 --> 00:11:37,614 Yes, I heard about it. Congratulations. 193 00:11:37,739 --> 00:11:39,073 Thank you, but 194 00:11:39,198 --> 00:11:41,826 you see, I don't want to retire. 195 00:11:42,035 --> 00:11:43,119 You don't? Why not? 196 00:11:43,244 --> 00:11:45,830 Because, I-I like teaching. 197 00:11:46,164 --> 00:11:47,999 I think I still have a lot to give. 198 00:11:48,207 --> 00:11:51,169 And I thought if you could back me with the board, 199 00:11:51,252 --> 00:11:53,254 maybe they'll let me stay on a little longer. 200 00:11:53,338 --> 00:11:57,216 Ivan, that is a so altruistic and noble for a soul like you 201 00:11:57,425 --> 00:11:59,093 but you've been teaching for 50 years. 202 00:11:59,218 --> 00:12:01,679 Why don't you relax and take a nice long trip like Mrs. Minotti. 203 00:12:01,763 --> 00:12:02,972 Oh, Roger-- 204 00:12:03,097 --> 00:12:04,223 I'd love to talk about your plans, 205 00:12:04,307 --> 00:12:06,309 But I'm late for that PTA meeting. 206 00:12:06,392 --> 00:12:08,519 Nothing like parents who've been kept waiting by the principal. 207 00:12:08,603 --> 00:12:09,979 Good luck, old boy. 208 00:13:03,574 --> 00:13:04,826 We decided to have it in the gym. 209 00:13:04,909 --> 00:13:06,786 We'll hang streamers and balloons. 210 00:13:06,869 --> 00:13:08,204 Make it look really nice. 211 00:13:08,287 --> 00:13:10,331 Great. Sounds like you've got it all worked out. 212 00:13:10,665 --> 00:13:13,543 Except, uh... For one minor detail. 213 00:13:14,919 --> 00:13:15,962 What's that? 214 00:13:16,045 --> 00:13:17,755 How to get Mr. Zelinka there? 215 00:13:18,798 --> 00:13:20,383 That's where we need your help. 216 00:13:21,968 --> 00:13:24,345 Well, he's been talking 217 00:13:24,429 --> 00:13:26,014 about that Shakespeare festival 218 00:13:26,097 --> 00:13:27,598 they're having in the park that night. 219 00:13:27,974 --> 00:13:29,684 I could say I got two tickets for it. 220 00:13:30,643 --> 00:13:32,562 Yeah, great idea. He loves Shakespeare. 221 00:13:33,146 --> 00:13:36,065 And that I forgot the tickets in my gym locker, 222 00:13:36,566 --> 00:13:37,525 And there we are. 223 00:13:37,608 --> 00:13:38,735 Great. Right. 224 00:13:38,818 --> 00:13:39,986 You know, you're really sneaky. 225 00:13:40,069 --> 00:13:41,779 Have you ever worked for the CIA? 226 00:13:54,208 --> 00:13:55,752 Hey, everybody. They're here. 227 00:13:55,877 --> 00:13:57,420 Everybody hide! Hide! 228 00:14:12,393 --> 00:14:14,812 ♪ For he's A jolly good fellow ♪ 229 00:14:14,896 --> 00:14:16,981 ♪ For he's A jolly good fellow ♪ 230 00:14:17,065 --> 00:14:19,901 ♪ For he's A jolly good fellow ♪ 231 00:14:20,234 --> 00:14:22,945 ♪ Which nobody can deny ♪ 232 00:14:23,029 --> 00:14:24,864 [applause and cheer] 233 00:14:32,372 --> 00:14:34,290 Okay, Mr. Zelinka, 71 candles. 234 00:14:34,540 --> 00:14:36,334 One for good luck for your retirement. 235 00:14:36,793 --> 00:14:38,419 Speech! 236 00:14:38,503 --> 00:14:40,505 Come on. 237 00:14:40,588 --> 00:14:42,548 Speech. Speech. Speech. 238 00:14:43,216 --> 00:14:44,550 Thank you. Thank you. 239 00:14:46,010 --> 00:14:47,553 I know you all meant well, 240 00:14:47,637 --> 00:14:49,639 and I appreciate your thoughtfulness, but... 241 00:14:50,431 --> 00:14:53,393 You see, I don't want to retire. 242 00:14:53,810 --> 00:14:55,019 To what? 243 00:14:55,770 --> 00:14:58,773 This school, teaching, has been my whole life, 244 00:14:58,898 --> 00:15:01,192 And why should I and a lot of other people 245 00:15:01,317 --> 00:15:02,860 be forced to retire 246 00:15:02,944 --> 00:15:06,948 because some bureaucrat said we had to at 70? 247 00:15:09,409 --> 00:15:10,660 It's computers. 248 00:15:11,452 --> 00:15:13,579 Computers have no compassion. 249 00:15:14,497 --> 00:15:17,125 When your age and name come up, that's it. 250 00:15:17,834 --> 00:15:19,043 It's over. 251 00:15:23,464 --> 00:15:25,591 I'm sorry, really sorry. 252 00:15:25,675 --> 00:15:28,052 I--I know you meant well, 253 00:15:28,636 --> 00:15:30,471 And I appreciate it, 254 00:15:31,472 --> 00:15:34,350 But I just wouldn't be any fun at this party. 255 00:15:39,272 --> 00:15:41,065 If you don't mind, Miss Hancock, 256 00:15:41,149 --> 00:15:43,067 I think I'll just walk home. 257 00:16:22,523 --> 00:16:24,275 I'm telling you, Mr. Z's right. 258 00:16:24,442 --> 00:16:25,860 Why should he be forced to retire? 259 00:16:25,943 --> 00:16:26,903 We've gotta do something. 260 00:16:27,028 --> 00:16:28,362 Yeah, but what can we do? 261 00:16:28,529 --> 00:16:30,323 If you believe in Mr. Zelinka, 262 00:16:30,406 --> 00:16:32,366 you should let the board of education know how you feel. 263 00:16:32,492 --> 00:16:33,659 But what good will it do? 264 00:16:33,910 --> 00:16:35,828 That's what America's about. 265 00:16:35,912 --> 00:16:36,913 Petitions, sit-ins, 266 00:16:37,121 --> 00:16:38,581 fighting for what you believe in. 267 00:16:38,664 --> 00:16:39,999 Don't take this sitting down. 268 00:16:40,583 --> 00:16:42,210 Let's picket the board of education. 269 00:16:42,293 --> 00:16:43,252 -Right. -Wait a minute. 270 00:16:43,419 --> 00:16:46,422 You've the right idea, but you should start with a petition first. 271 00:16:46,631 --> 00:16:48,466 Saying how you feel about Mr. Z. 272 00:16:48,549 --> 00:16:49,926 We can get the whole school to sign it. 273 00:16:50,009 --> 00:16:51,260 Yeah, parents and teachers, too. 274 00:16:51,594 --> 00:16:53,095 It don't think it'll do any good. 275 00:16:53,179 --> 00:16:54,472 It's gotta do some good. 276 00:16:54,555 --> 00:16:56,390 We've got to keep Mr. Zelinka here where he belongs. 277 00:16:56,474 --> 00:16:58,309 I'll get teachers on our side. 278 00:16:58,392 --> 00:17:00,478 Come on, Jerry. If they don't join us, 279 00:17:00,603 --> 00:17:02,688 you can go to their class and tell them all your bad jokes. 280 00:17:04,482 --> 00:17:06,192 I'm going to start writing that petition. 281 00:17:06,317 --> 00:17:07,902 Thanks for your advice, guys. 282 00:17:07,985 --> 00:17:08,986 Bye. 283 00:17:36,138 --> 00:17:37,598 You have a little writer's block? 284 00:17:38,683 --> 00:17:39,600 Yeah. 285 00:17:40,560 --> 00:17:42,728 I can't get the words to come out right 286 00:17:42,812 --> 00:17:44,647 to say what I want about Mr. Zelinka. 287 00:17:48,818 --> 00:17:50,194 You really like him, don't you? 288 00:17:51,654 --> 00:17:52,697 Yeah. 289 00:17:52,780 --> 00:17:55,032 I've never had a teacher like him before. 290 00:17:56,284 --> 00:17:58,286 I can't wait to get to his class in the morning. 291 00:17:58,369 --> 00:17:59,537 And I hate when the bell rings, 292 00:17:59,620 --> 00:18:00,538 and I have to leave. 293 00:18:01,747 --> 00:18:04,458 You've got to be the first student in the history of the world 294 00:18:04,542 --> 00:18:05,418 to ever say that. 295 00:18:07,545 --> 00:18:10,339 I know the other guys would think I was weird 296 00:18:10,423 --> 00:18:11,257 if I told them. 297 00:18:12,550 --> 00:18:15,303 He has a special way of explaining things. 298 00:18:15,386 --> 00:18:17,305 When he's reading a play, 299 00:18:17,388 --> 00:18:20,266 he puts feeling into it. 300 00:18:20,349 --> 00:18:22,268 I feel like he's doing it just for me. 301 00:18:23,769 --> 00:18:25,479 Have you ever told him how you feel? 302 00:18:28,024 --> 00:18:28,983 Nah. 303 00:18:29,066 --> 00:18:30,943 No, I couldn't do that. 304 00:18:31,027 --> 00:18:34,071 I have a hard time saying how I feel. 305 00:18:35,239 --> 00:18:37,533 You didn't have any trouble saying how you felt just now. 306 00:18:39,410 --> 00:18:41,287 You ought to write that in your petition, 307 00:18:41,370 --> 00:18:42,538 what you feel about Mr. Z. 308 00:18:51,464 --> 00:18:52,798 Good luck with it. 309 00:19:14,403 --> 00:19:16,572 -What do you think? -I think it's a great idea. 310 00:19:17,365 --> 00:19:18,574 I'm proud of you. 311 00:19:18,783 --> 00:19:21,202 Do you think you can get some of the other teachers to sign? 312 00:19:21,369 --> 00:19:23,663 Yes, I'll get the whole darn faculty to sign. 313 00:19:23,746 --> 00:19:25,665 Everybody loves Ivan Zelinka. 314 00:19:25,748 --> 00:19:27,458 Great. 315 00:19:29,126 --> 00:19:30,753 -Bye bye. -Bye. 316 00:19:35,841 --> 00:19:38,719 Miss Hancock will try to get the other teachers to sign. 317 00:19:38,886 --> 00:19:40,596 If you'd sign it, Mr. Carlyle, 318 00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:42,973 it would really make an impression on the board of education. 319 00:19:43,265 --> 00:19:44,850 I bet it would, but what kind? 320 00:19:45,601 --> 00:19:47,103 I'm the principal of this school, Julie. 321 00:19:47,186 --> 00:19:49,313 I can't sign student petitions. 322 00:19:49,689 --> 00:19:51,607 I have a reputation to uphold. 323 00:19:52,233 --> 00:19:54,485 But, Mr. Carlyle, this isn't just any petition. 324 00:19:54,568 --> 00:19:55,403 I know what it is, 325 00:19:55,486 --> 00:19:56,487 And I'm against it. 326 00:19:57,029 --> 00:19:59,365 I like Mr. Zelinka as much as anyone does. 327 00:19:59,532 --> 00:20:00,366 He's a fine teacher. 328 00:20:01,075 --> 00:20:02,702 But he's reached retirement age. 329 00:20:02,785 --> 00:20:03,619 That's the system. 330 00:20:04,370 --> 00:20:06,247 But Mr. Zelinka doesn't want to retire. 331 00:20:06,789 --> 00:20:07,957 Look, Julie... 332 00:20:08,791 --> 00:20:11,836 Mr. Zelinka has been teaching for a long time. 333 00:20:12,378 --> 00:20:13,921 He deserves to rest. 334 00:20:14,338 --> 00:20:16,424 It's time to bring in a younger teacher to take his place. 335 00:20:17,299 --> 00:20:19,635 No one can ever take Mr. Zelinka's place. 336 00:20:19,885 --> 00:20:21,262 Well, someone is going to. 337 00:20:21,721 --> 00:20:24,348 I don't want any petition to the board of education. 338 00:20:24,765 --> 00:20:28,269 I don't want them to think I'm heading a bunch of rabble-rousers. 339 00:20:29,353 --> 00:20:32,231 I forbid your petition on school property. 340 00:20:32,648 --> 00:20:34,608 Do I make myself perfectly clear? 341 00:20:40,614 --> 00:20:41,991 Boy, was he mad. 342 00:20:42,241 --> 00:20:43,743 Mr. Carlyle's a pain. 343 00:20:43,951 --> 00:20:45,745 I think he's jealous of Mr. Zelinka 344 00:20:45,828 --> 00:20:47,413 'cause he knows how much we love him. 345 00:20:47,496 --> 00:20:48,664 What are we gonna do? 346 00:20:49,290 --> 00:20:50,750 I think you should do it anyway. 347 00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:54,044 But he said absolutely no petition on school property. 348 00:20:54,670 --> 00:20:57,214 If I were you, I'd do it off school property. 349 00:21:00,217 --> 00:21:02,303 Yeah. Why not? 350 00:21:15,608 --> 00:21:16,650 Excuse me. 351 00:21:16,776 --> 00:21:17,985 Could you sign this petition 352 00:21:18,068 --> 00:21:19,320 asking the board of education 353 00:21:19,403 --> 00:21:20,863 not to retire Mr. Zelinka? 354 00:21:21,447 --> 00:21:24,241 Got it. I like that old guy. 355 00:21:26,368 --> 00:21:28,078 All right. All right, thanks. 356 00:21:29,872 --> 00:21:30,748 Excuse me. 357 00:21:30,831 --> 00:21:31,832 Would you sign this petition 358 00:21:31,916 --> 00:21:33,042 to save Mr. Zelinka's job, please? 359 00:21:33,125 --> 00:21:34,043 Oh, sure. 360 00:21:34,126 --> 00:21:35,461 Mr. Z's the best. 361 00:21:37,880 --> 00:21:38,756 Thanks. 362 00:21:38,839 --> 00:21:40,007 Bye-bye. 363 00:21:40,925 --> 00:21:43,260 Didn't I tell you no petitions on school property? 364 00:21:43,469 --> 00:21:45,054 How dare you disobey me like this? 365 00:21:45,137 --> 00:21:46,639 I'll have you all expelled. 366 00:21:47,348 --> 00:21:48,933 Excuse me, Mr. Carlyle, 367 00:21:49,016 --> 00:21:50,684 but the sidewalk isn't school property. 368 00:21:51,268 --> 00:21:52,478 That has nothing to do with it. 369 00:21:52,561 --> 00:21:53,604 It's still a school matter. 370 00:21:53,729 --> 00:21:54,939 And I'm the principal of this school. 371 00:21:55,022 --> 00:21:56,357 You'll do as you're told. 372 00:21:56,649 --> 00:21:58,234 Kinda out of line, isn't it? 373 00:22:03,739 --> 00:22:04,907 What did you say? 374 00:22:04,990 --> 00:22:06,534 I said, you're out of line. 375 00:22:06,742 --> 00:22:07,993 These kids have rights. 376 00:22:08,077 --> 00:22:09,662 This still is America, you know. 377 00:22:10,079 --> 00:22:11,205 Mr. Uh... 378 00:22:11,288 --> 00:22:12,331 Gordon. 379 00:22:13,123 --> 00:22:14,375 Yes, Mr. Gordon. 380 00:22:14,834 --> 00:22:16,877 Perhaps I should remind you that I am the principal 381 00:22:16,961 --> 00:22:18,212 and you are a maintenance man. 382 00:22:19,213 --> 00:22:20,381 Mr. Carlyle, I think 383 00:22:20,464 --> 00:22:21,841 maintenance people have rights, too... 384 00:22:22,883 --> 00:22:24,844 along with the students, the older teachers. 385 00:22:31,016 --> 00:22:33,060 I can't tell you not to sign that petition, 386 00:22:33,561 --> 00:22:36,480 But I can tell you I strongly disapprove of your signing it. 387 00:22:38,357 --> 00:22:39,650 And let me remind all of you 388 00:22:39,733 --> 00:22:40,985 How nice it is to teach at Lincoln 389 00:22:41,068 --> 00:22:43,696 compared to some high schools downtown. 390 00:22:49,702 --> 00:22:52,830 Have a nice day, Miss Hancock. 391 00:23:04,383 --> 00:23:05,217 Yes? 392 00:23:05,301 --> 00:23:08,512 We have a petition that we'd like to present to the president of the board. 393 00:23:09,013 --> 00:23:11,181 I'm sorry, he's very busy right now. 394 00:23:11,265 --> 00:23:13,309 Leave it with me. I'll see that he gets it. 395 00:23:13,684 --> 00:23:15,686 We'd like to give it to him ourselves. 396 00:23:15,978 --> 00:23:18,731 I'm sorry. That just won't be possible. 397 00:23:18,814 --> 00:23:20,065 The board's in session now. 398 00:23:20,399 --> 00:23:22,651 We'll just walk in and give it to him in there. Come on kids. 399 00:23:22,735 --> 00:23:23,652 You can't do that. 400 00:23:23,944 --> 00:23:26,155 Either you get him out here, or in I go. 401 00:23:26,238 --> 00:23:28,866 Well, you wait right there. I'll get him. 402 00:23:35,039 --> 00:23:36,540 You're really rad, Mark. 403 00:23:39,043 --> 00:23:39,877 Rad? 404 00:23:40,669 --> 00:23:42,630 Oh, yeah. The absolute raddest. 405 00:23:49,345 --> 00:23:51,055 Hello, I'm Bill Simenton, 406 00:23:51,138 --> 00:23:52,640 President of the school board. 407 00:23:53,057 --> 00:23:55,517 I understand that you have a petition that just can't wait. 408 00:23:55,601 --> 00:23:57,561 We're from Lincoln high school. 409 00:23:57,645 --> 00:23:59,938 It's about Mr. Ivan Zelinka. 410 00:24:00,022 --> 00:24:01,940 It was signed by all these kids 411 00:24:02,024 --> 00:24:03,651 to keep Mr. Zelinka on as a teacher 412 00:24:03,859 --> 00:24:05,486 So he wouldn't be retired. 413 00:24:05,653 --> 00:24:07,196 Well, that's very impressive. 414 00:24:07,696 --> 00:24:09,990 Very impressive. I know about this petition. 415 00:24:10,074 --> 00:24:11,825 Mr. Carlyle phoned me, 416 00:24:12,076 --> 00:24:14,536 And the board's already taken action some on this case. 417 00:24:14,912 --> 00:24:18,082 We appreciate very much all the efforts you went to 418 00:24:18,165 --> 00:24:19,750 getting all the signatures. 419 00:24:20,250 --> 00:24:22,044 That is the democratic process, isn't it? 420 00:24:22,920 --> 00:24:23,962 Very admirable. 421 00:24:24,046 --> 00:24:26,006 Unfortunately, the board's decision 422 00:24:26,090 --> 00:24:28,467 on retiring Mr. Zelinka is final. 423 00:24:28,759 --> 00:24:31,136 I'm awfully sorry, but those are the rules. 424 00:24:31,220 --> 00:24:33,263 However, we thank you for your interest. 425 00:24:34,181 --> 00:24:37,267 Mr. Zelinka must be proud to have students like you. 426 00:24:37,893 --> 00:24:38,852 Good afternoon. 427 00:24:47,861 --> 00:24:49,780 Well, I guess it's true. 428 00:24:50,155 --> 00:24:51,699 You can't fight city hall. 429 00:24:52,533 --> 00:24:53,867 I know you're discouraged, 430 00:24:53,951 --> 00:24:55,619 But this is no time to give up. 431 00:24:56,995 --> 00:24:58,205 It all seems so hopeless, Mark 432 00:24:58,288 --> 00:24:59,665 What are we gonna do. 433 00:25:00,207 --> 00:25:01,041 Plan B. 434 00:25:02,584 --> 00:25:03,836 Plan B? 435 00:25:04,503 --> 00:25:05,629 Plan B. 436 00:25:06,338 --> 00:25:08,841 No! No! Mr. Z won't go! 437 00:25:09,133 --> 00:25:11,385 No! No! Mr. Z won't go! 438 00:25:11,677 --> 00:25:13,971 No! No! Mr. Z won't go! 439 00:25:14,054 --> 00:25:16,056 No! Mr. Z won't go. 440 00:25:16,473 --> 00:25:18,809 No! No! Mr. Z won't go! 441 00:25:19,059 --> 00:25:21,145 No! No! Mr. Z won't go! 442 00:25:21,228 --> 00:25:23,564 No! No! Mr. Z won't go... 443 00:25:29,153 --> 00:25:31,155 Looks like they really love their Mr. Z. 444 00:25:34,116 --> 00:25:36,076 I guess there's no accounting for taste these days. 445 00:25:36,577 --> 00:25:38,454 No! No! Mr. Z won't go! 446 00:25:42,666 --> 00:25:45,794 Break this up this minute and get to your classes now. 447 00:25:46,170 --> 00:25:47,963 [students continue chanting] 448 00:25:51,383 --> 00:25:52,926 I said right now, 449 00:25:53,761 --> 00:25:55,179 or you will all be expelled! 450 00:25:55,262 --> 00:25:57,181 No! No! Mr. Z won't go! 451 00:25:57,806 --> 00:26:00,642 You can't expel the entire student body, Mr. Carlyle. 452 00:26:01,018 --> 00:26:01,894 Just watch me. 453 00:26:02,561 --> 00:26:04,021 I won't have this kind of demonstration 454 00:26:04,104 --> 00:26:05,147 in front of my school. 455 00:26:05,522 --> 00:26:08,233 It's not just your school. It's their school, too. 456 00:26:08,317 --> 00:26:10,778 I advise you to mind your own business. 457 00:26:10,861 --> 00:26:12,654 This is my business, Mr. Carlyle. 458 00:26:12,738 --> 00:26:13,989 This is my school, too. 459 00:26:15,282 --> 00:26:17,326 I believe in what these kids are fighting for. 460 00:26:18,494 --> 00:26:20,537 Mr. Zelinka's right to keep on doing 461 00:26:20,621 --> 00:26:22,664 what he loves doing: teaching. 462 00:26:26,251 --> 00:26:27,544 I strongly advise you 463 00:26:27,628 --> 00:26:29,296 not to join those students, Miss Hancock. 464 00:26:30,339 --> 00:26:32,466 Advise or threaten, Mr. Carlyle? 465 00:26:32,549 --> 00:26:35,677 No! No! Mr. Z won't go! 466 00:26:36,220 --> 00:26:38,972 No! No! Mr. Z won't go! 467 00:26:39,056 --> 00:26:41,433 No! No! Mr. Z won't go! 468 00:26:54,446 --> 00:26:56,156 You've really botched this one, Roger. 469 00:26:56,365 --> 00:26:57,866 Now you've got the TV cameras 470 00:26:57,950 --> 00:26:59,243 covering this mess. 471 00:26:59,326 --> 00:27:00,702 Give me the bullhorn, will you? 472 00:27:02,621 --> 00:27:04,957 May I have your attention, please? 473 00:27:06,208 --> 00:27:08,752 Now this concerns Mr. Zelinka. 474 00:27:08,836 --> 00:27:11,505 May I have your attention? 475 00:27:11,588 --> 00:27:12,422 Quiet! Quiet down. 476 00:27:12,506 --> 00:27:14,758 Now, this concerns Mr. Zelinka! 477 00:27:16,009 --> 00:27:16,844 Thank you. 478 00:27:16,927 --> 00:27:18,011 Thank you. 479 00:27:18,554 --> 00:27:19,680 I'm Bill Simenton, 480 00:27:19,763 --> 00:27:22,015 President of the board of education. 481 00:27:22,599 --> 00:27:23,684 I know we've had 482 00:27:23,767 --> 00:27:25,686 a little difference of opinion. 483 00:27:26,603 --> 00:27:28,605 You've made your feelings known to us 484 00:27:28,730 --> 00:27:29,731 and I'm glad of that. 485 00:27:30,357 --> 00:27:31,316 Because that's 486 00:27:31,400 --> 00:27:33,277 the American way of doing things. 487 00:27:34,444 --> 00:27:36,071 I'm here to tell you 488 00:27:36,154 --> 00:27:39,366 that if you end this demonstration right now, 489 00:27:39,908 --> 00:27:42,077 the board will hold a special meeting 490 00:27:43,120 --> 00:27:45,038 to hear your side of things 491 00:27:45,455 --> 00:27:48,709 and to reconsider their decision on Mr. Zelinka. 492 00:27:48,876 --> 00:27:50,878 Yeah! Yeah! 493 00:27:58,886 --> 00:28:01,305 So, why don't you kids go back to your class 494 00:28:01,388 --> 00:28:04,850 and get the education your parents are paying for? 495 00:28:05,309 --> 00:28:08,604 We'll conduct this meeting in a more orderly manner 496 00:28:08,687 --> 00:28:11,148 at the board meeting tomorrow, okay? 497 00:28:11,607 --> 00:28:13,942 Yay! Yay! Whoo! 498 00:28:27,956 --> 00:28:31,251 "We, the undersigned students of Lincoln high, 499 00:28:32,711 --> 00:28:34,880 Ask you to reconsider your decision 500 00:28:34,963 --> 00:28:37,090 to retire Mr. Ivan Zelinka. 501 00:28:39,218 --> 00:28:41,303 Mr. Zelinka is the best teacher we ever had. 502 00:28:42,888 --> 00:28:45,182 We can't wait to get to his class in the morning, 503 00:28:46,016 --> 00:28:47,309 and we hate it when the bell rings, 504 00:28:47,392 --> 00:28:48,685 and we have to leave. 505 00:28:49,645 --> 00:28:53,357 You leave his class educated, smiling, 506 00:28:53,899 --> 00:28:55,609 and feeling glad to be alive. 507 00:28:56,610 --> 00:28:58,654 He's a very special teacher who cares about us, 508 00:28:58,737 --> 00:28:59,863 and we care about him. 509 00:29:02,115 --> 00:29:03,533 Please let him go on teaching. 510 00:29:04,826 --> 00:29:06,745 Don't retire Ivan Zelinka." 511 00:29:08,914 --> 00:29:11,708 And it's signed by all of these names. 512 00:29:13,168 --> 00:29:15,212 1,027. 513 00:29:15,629 --> 00:29:17,130 Every kid at Lincoln high. 514 00:29:31,270 --> 00:29:32,813 Thank you, Howie. 515 00:29:32,896 --> 00:29:37,150 The board appreciates your involvement 516 00:29:37,234 --> 00:29:40,237 with strong feelings for Mr. Zelinka. 517 00:29:41,196 --> 00:29:42,948 I was in Mr. Zelinka's class. 518 00:29:43,031 --> 00:29:45,033 He's a wonderful teacher. 519 00:29:45,325 --> 00:29:47,160 But we must face the fact 520 00:29:47,828 --> 00:29:51,665 that at his age, he has reached a point in time 521 00:29:51,790 --> 00:29:54,251 where these duties are too difficult for him. 522 00:29:54,334 --> 00:29:57,129 After all, he's 70 years old. 523 00:29:57,504 --> 00:29:59,089 That's just not true. 524 00:29:59,381 --> 00:30:00,590 Age has nothing to do 525 00:30:00,674 --> 00:30:01,925 with a person's capabilities. 526 00:30:02,676 --> 00:30:03,593 People have done great things 527 00:30:03,677 --> 00:30:05,679 when they were a lot older than Mr. Zelinka. 528 00:30:06,388 --> 00:30:07,681 I'll prove it to you. 529 00:30:08,557 --> 00:30:12,227 I looked this up in the encyclopedia this morning. 530 00:30:15,439 --> 00:30:17,107 Winston Churchill was 77 531 00:30:17,190 --> 00:30:19,484 when he became prime minister of England 532 00:30:19,568 --> 00:30:20,736 for the second time. 533 00:30:21,069 --> 00:30:24,406 And 79 when he won the Nobel peace prize. 534 00:30:24,865 --> 00:30:26,742 Our own Ronald Reagan was 77 535 00:30:26,825 --> 00:30:27,784 when he was in office. 536 00:30:28,243 --> 00:30:31,330 Grandma Moses started her new career as an artist 537 00:30:31,538 --> 00:30:33,415 when she was 76 years old, 538 00:30:33,540 --> 00:30:37,461 became world famous, and painted 25 pictures 539 00:30:38,003 --> 00:30:41,089 one year after her 100th birthday. 540 00:30:52,601 --> 00:30:53,727 Thank you, Susie, 541 00:30:53,810 --> 00:30:56,355 for all the extra research you've done for us. 542 00:30:56,480 --> 00:30:58,774 It's a perfectly persuasive argument. 543 00:30:58,857 --> 00:31:01,443 However, the fact is that 70 544 00:31:01,526 --> 00:31:05,155 is the mandatory retirement age in this state. 545 00:31:05,739 --> 00:31:08,033 We can't break the rule for one individual. 546 00:31:08,116 --> 00:31:11,495 So, the decision of the board stands. 547 00:31:11,912 --> 00:31:13,872 Mr. Zelinka will be retired. 548 00:31:14,623 --> 00:31:17,667 Now, if there are no other things to discuss, 549 00:31:18,043 --> 00:31:19,669 this meeting is adjourned. 550 00:31:19,753 --> 00:31:21,338 Excuse me, Mr. Simenton, 551 00:31:21,421 --> 00:31:22,547 I'd like to say something. 552 00:31:23,382 --> 00:31:24,716 Who are you? 553 00:31:24,800 --> 00:31:26,343 My name's Jonathan Smith, 554 00:31:26,426 --> 00:31:27,969 a maintenance man at Lincoln high school. 555 00:31:29,429 --> 00:31:31,139 Excuse me, Mr. Smith, 556 00:31:31,515 --> 00:31:34,309 But we have been here a long time, 557 00:31:34,601 --> 00:31:36,436 and we would like to go home 558 00:31:36,520 --> 00:31:38,313 because we are tired. 559 00:31:38,688 --> 00:31:41,233 And frankly, I don't think a maintenance man 560 00:31:41,316 --> 00:31:43,693 can add very much to this discussion. 561 00:31:43,777 --> 00:31:46,363 I'm also a citizen and a taxpayer. 562 00:31:46,446 --> 00:31:47,531 I pay your salary. 563 00:31:47,614 --> 00:31:49,783 I think that takes precedent over what I do for my living. 564 00:31:54,746 --> 00:31:57,082 I was wondering if you're aware of the fact 565 00:31:57,165 --> 00:31:58,834 that the age discrimination act 566 00:31:58,917 --> 00:32:00,210 was changed last year. 567 00:32:01,378 --> 00:32:03,505 The retirement age used to be 70. 568 00:32:04,381 --> 00:32:05,799 It is no longer 70. 569 00:32:07,717 --> 00:32:08,802 A lot of cities and states 570 00:32:08,885 --> 00:32:10,220 seem to be ignoring that change. 571 00:32:10,303 --> 00:32:12,264 I imagine that's happened here. 572 00:32:13,056 --> 00:32:14,141 Let me tell you. 573 00:32:14,266 --> 00:32:16,643 If you insist on retiring Mr. Zelinka 574 00:32:16,726 --> 00:32:18,270 because of his age, 575 00:32:18,812 --> 00:32:20,230 you're going to find yourself in a lawsuit 576 00:32:20,313 --> 00:32:22,149 with the equal employment opportunity commission. 577 00:32:22,232 --> 00:32:23,817 And I think you're gonna lose that lawsuit, 578 00:32:24,609 --> 00:32:26,236 But, of course, I'm only a maintenance man. 579 00:32:42,169 --> 00:32:43,962 We seem to have been caught 580 00:32:44,045 --> 00:32:46,006 with our proverbial pants down. 581 00:32:48,049 --> 00:32:50,135 In the light of these new developments, 582 00:32:50,427 --> 00:32:53,597 perhaps the board's decision was a bit hasty. 583 00:32:53,930 --> 00:32:55,640 However, I must remind you 584 00:32:55,724 --> 00:32:57,809 it is still the board's right, 585 00:32:58,018 --> 00:32:59,352 I might say duty, 586 00:32:59,728 --> 00:33:02,522 To determine a teacher's competency. 587 00:33:03,732 --> 00:33:08,278 Therefore, Mr. Zelinka will be given a written test 588 00:33:08,737 --> 00:33:12,407 to see if he is still able to conduct a class 589 00:33:12,491 --> 00:33:13,325 at his age. 590 00:33:14,117 --> 00:33:16,119 If he is, he may continue. 591 00:33:16,953 --> 00:33:17,787 If he is not, 592 00:33:18,663 --> 00:33:20,165 he will be retired. 593 00:33:20,290 --> 00:33:21,541 Meeting adjourned. 594 00:33:22,709 --> 00:33:23,960 All right! 595 00:33:35,388 --> 00:33:38,308 What the hell do we have legal counsel for? 596 00:33:38,391 --> 00:33:39,976 Shouldn't we have been made aware of this? 597 00:33:40,060 --> 00:33:41,561 It was an oversight I suppose. 598 00:33:41,853 --> 00:33:44,231 I don't like being made a laughingstock. 599 00:33:44,314 --> 00:33:45,607 Neither do I. 600 00:33:45,690 --> 00:33:47,150 Be quiet, Carlyle. 601 00:33:47,692 --> 00:33:49,819 If that old man passes this test, 602 00:33:50,111 --> 00:33:52,239 the local press will have a field day. 603 00:33:52,322 --> 00:33:53,240 See to it. 604 00:33:53,532 --> 00:33:54,866 See to what? 605 00:33:55,492 --> 00:33:59,246 See to it that he can't pass the test. 606 00:34:08,380 --> 00:34:09,923 [telephone rings] 607 00:34:13,969 --> 00:34:15,387 [ring] 608 00:34:15,929 --> 00:34:16,763 Hello. 609 00:34:17,639 --> 00:34:18,598 Huh? 610 00:34:18,890 --> 00:34:19,975 No. 611 00:34:20,100 --> 00:34:22,477 No, you must have the wrong number. 612 00:34:23,937 --> 00:34:25,272 [knock on door] 613 00:34:30,110 --> 00:34:32,654 Oh, Jonathan, Mark. Come in. 614 00:34:32,862 --> 00:34:34,114 Thank you. 615 00:34:34,823 --> 00:34:37,117 We thought we'd come by rather than call you on the phone. 616 00:34:37,242 --> 00:34:40,370 Why? Were you afraid I'd slit my wrists when I heard the news? 617 00:34:40,453 --> 00:34:41,997 No, not at all. 618 00:34:42,205 --> 00:34:43,957 They said you could continue teaching. 619 00:34:45,000 --> 00:34:46,543 I can't believe it. 620 00:34:47,043 --> 00:34:48,962 They did have one stipulation. 621 00:34:49,337 --> 00:34:51,590 What? I have to Simonize Carlyle's car 622 00:34:51,673 --> 00:34:52,632 once a week? 623 00:34:52,924 --> 00:34:54,843 No. They want you to take a competency test. 624 00:34:55,468 --> 00:34:57,012 A competency test? 625 00:34:57,095 --> 00:34:58,305 It's just a formality. 626 00:34:58,430 --> 00:35:00,098 Take the test, you're right back to teaching. 627 00:35:00,974 --> 00:35:02,976 You mean after 47 years of teaching 628 00:35:03,059 --> 00:35:04,603 I have to take a test? 629 00:35:04,769 --> 00:35:07,439 Oh, no way. 630 00:35:07,856 --> 00:35:10,692 No yuppie board will sit in judgment 631 00:35:10,775 --> 00:35:11,901 on Ivan Zelinka. 632 00:35:11,985 --> 00:35:14,738 I'd rather retire than face the humiliation. 633 00:35:14,988 --> 00:35:16,531 -Ivan, listen-- -No! 634 00:35:17,240 --> 00:35:19,326 What are you two doing in this, anyway? 635 00:35:20,744 --> 00:35:21,786 We're just trying to help. 636 00:35:22,495 --> 00:35:24,497 I didn't ask for your help. 637 00:35:25,123 --> 00:35:25,957 Now, please. 638 00:35:26,041 --> 00:35:28,209 Just get out of my house and leave me alone. 639 00:35:31,087 --> 00:35:32,589 Go on. Get out. 640 00:35:51,816 --> 00:35:53,902 I can understand why he feels the way he does. 641 00:35:54,319 --> 00:35:55,570 Making him take a test 642 00:35:55,654 --> 00:35:56,863 to see if he can do what he's been doing 643 00:35:56,988 --> 00:35:57,864 for all those years. 644 00:35:58,281 --> 00:36:00,241 The man's got pride. 645 00:36:00,825 --> 00:36:02,744 Pride's got nothing to do with it. He's scared. 646 00:36:03,203 --> 00:36:04,120 Scared of what? 647 00:36:04,204 --> 00:36:05,330 Not passing the test. 648 00:36:05,413 --> 00:36:07,415 Come on, Jon, that's ridiculous. 649 00:36:07,499 --> 00:36:09,000 He's 70 years old. 650 00:36:09,376 --> 00:36:11,461 He's been told he's too old to do the job. 651 00:36:12,629 --> 00:36:13,755 He's starting to doubt himself. 652 00:36:13,838 --> 00:36:14,839 His confidence has been shaken. 653 00:36:15,048 --> 00:36:16,508 That's why he doesn't want to take the test. 654 00:36:16,591 --> 00:36:17,926 He's got to take the test. 655 00:36:18,176 --> 00:36:19,636 He's the best teacher I ever saw. 656 00:36:20,553 --> 00:36:22,013 Wish I'd had a teacher like him. 657 00:36:22,722 --> 00:36:23,807 The kids need him. 658 00:36:23,932 --> 00:36:24,891 We got to convince him 659 00:36:24,974 --> 00:36:26,101 to take that test. 660 00:36:26,518 --> 00:36:28,395 I'm not sure we can. 661 00:36:28,520 --> 00:36:29,354 Who, then? 662 00:36:32,232 --> 00:36:33,149 Maybe somebody that knows him 663 00:36:33,233 --> 00:36:34,567 a lot better than we do. 664 00:36:43,368 --> 00:36:45,036 Hello, Howie? Jonathan Smith. 665 00:36:46,204 --> 00:36:48,415 Look, Howie, I'd like to talk to you about Mr. Zelinka. 666 00:36:49,332 --> 00:36:51,292 [classical music plays] 667 00:36:53,461 --> 00:36:54,629 [knock on door] 668 00:37:06,224 --> 00:37:07,392 Oh, Howie. 669 00:37:08,059 --> 00:37:10,603 Excuse me, Mr. Zelinka, I know it's late, 670 00:37:10,687 --> 00:37:12,230 but I wondered if I could talk to you. 671 00:37:12,689 --> 00:37:14,274 Well, come on in. 672 00:37:17,569 --> 00:37:19,529 I'll turn that off. 673 00:37:24,993 --> 00:37:27,454 Now, what's on your mind? 674 00:37:28,538 --> 00:37:30,790 Well, Jonathan called me tonight. 675 00:37:30,874 --> 00:37:33,251 Oh, Howie, if it's about the test, don't bother. 676 00:37:33,501 --> 00:37:35,211 My mind is made up. 677 00:37:35,879 --> 00:37:38,131 It's an insult. I'm not going to do it, 678 00:37:38,214 --> 00:37:40,175 So I'm afraid you came here for nothing. 679 00:37:42,969 --> 00:37:44,512 Well, if there isn't anything else, 680 00:37:45,180 --> 00:37:46,431 I think I'd like to be alone. 681 00:37:47,932 --> 00:37:49,267 There is something else. 682 00:37:50,018 --> 00:37:51,186 Well? 683 00:37:52,562 --> 00:37:55,023 I wanted to tell you why I never do my homework. 684 00:37:55,648 --> 00:37:57,567 I think we both know that, Howie 685 00:37:57,901 --> 00:37:59,444 No, you don't. 686 00:38:00,195 --> 00:38:01,821 See, you think it's because I'm lazy. 687 00:38:01,905 --> 00:38:03,823 That's not it at all. 688 00:38:07,076 --> 00:38:08,745 I like your class so much. 689 00:38:09,454 --> 00:38:11,539 It's the first time I ever really liked a class. 690 00:38:13,041 --> 00:38:15,335 You really care about me. 691 00:38:15,418 --> 00:38:17,086 You talk to me like I'm important. 692 00:38:18,171 --> 00:38:20,256 You are important, Howie. 693 00:38:21,716 --> 00:38:23,802 But I never felt that way until I met you. 694 00:38:26,054 --> 00:38:28,556 I-I just love being in your class. 695 00:38:32,060 --> 00:38:34,771 Then why don't you do your homework? 696 00:38:38,775 --> 00:38:41,194 Because I figured that if I didn't do it, 697 00:38:42,362 --> 00:38:44,656 that you'd have to flunk me, 698 00:38:44,739 --> 00:38:46,032 and I'd get to be in your class again. 699 00:38:49,369 --> 00:38:51,287 Is that the truth? 700 00:38:53,248 --> 00:38:54,415 Yeah. 701 00:39:00,088 --> 00:39:01,714 Why didn't you ever tell me this before? 702 00:39:04,342 --> 00:39:05,677 Because I was scared to. 703 00:39:07,846 --> 00:39:09,806 Sometimes it's hard to tell the truth when you're scared 704 00:39:10,139 --> 00:39:11,266 isn't it, Mr. Zelinka? 705 00:39:13,393 --> 00:39:14,978 That's why you're not taking the test. 706 00:39:15,061 --> 00:39:17,939 Because you're scared. I know what that feels like. 707 00:39:18,022 --> 00:39:19,107 That's nonsense. 708 00:39:19,899 --> 00:39:21,776 Pardon me, sir, but it's not. 709 00:39:22,026 --> 00:39:25,530 I was honest with you. Why can't you be honest with me? 710 00:39:30,994 --> 00:39:31,953 All right. 711 00:39:32,954 --> 00:39:34,080 I'm scared. 712 00:39:36,040 --> 00:39:38,084 I'm afraid those people have the truth. 713 00:39:39,627 --> 00:39:40,837 I'm just an old man 714 00:39:40,920 --> 00:39:43,339 who doesn't know when to quit. 715 00:39:46,634 --> 00:39:48,803 But don't you see? They're not right. 716 00:39:50,054 --> 00:39:51,598 Why do you think the kids have done all this? 717 00:39:51,681 --> 00:39:53,600 The petitions, the picketing? 718 00:39:54,851 --> 00:39:57,228 Because they're sorry for me. 719 00:39:58,229 --> 00:40:00,857 They did it because you're the best teacher in the school. 720 00:40:02,358 --> 00:40:03,818 They did it because you care, 721 00:40:03,902 --> 00:40:05,278 and that makes them care. 722 00:40:08,156 --> 00:40:09,449 It's too late, Howie. 723 00:40:09,991 --> 00:40:11,075 No, it's not. 724 00:40:12,160 --> 00:40:15,121 Mr. Z, remember what you told me about being scared, 725 00:40:15,204 --> 00:40:16,623 about getting up in front of the class? 726 00:40:18,416 --> 00:40:20,251 You said that you have to try. 727 00:40:21,502 --> 00:40:23,671 That's the only way to get over being scared. 728 00:40:29,093 --> 00:40:31,804 Giving me back my own platitudes-- 729 00:40:32,972 --> 00:40:34,933 That's hitting below the belt, Howie. 730 00:40:38,311 --> 00:40:40,688 Well, I figured that you could take it. 731 00:40:43,066 --> 00:40:45,443 I'll tell you what. I'll make you a deal. 732 00:40:46,861 --> 00:40:48,154 You take the test, 733 00:40:49,322 --> 00:40:51,240 and I'll start doing my homework. 734 00:40:53,117 --> 00:40:54,494 What do you say? 735 00:40:58,790 --> 00:41:01,834 You've just made me an offer I can't refuse. 736 00:41:13,054 --> 00:41:14,555 Good morning, Mr. Zelinka. 737 00:41:14,639 --> 00:41:15,556 If you say so. 738 00:41:15,807 --> 00:41:17,433 Mr. Arnold will be with you 739 00:41:17,517 --> 00:41:18,810 during the test. 740 00:41:18,893 --> 00:41:20,186 Now, the test itself 741 00:41:20,269 --> 00:41:23,189 consists of true and false and multiple choice. 742 00:41:23,773 --> 00:41:26,109 We've allotted you three hours. 743 00:41:26,234 --> 00:41:27,151 Three hours? 744 00:41:27,235 --> 00:41:28,277 Oh, yes. 745 00:41:28,361 --> 00:41:31,572 Of course, it covers a wide variety of subjects. 746 00:41:32,073 --> 00:41:33,700 I'm sure that a man of your background 747 00:41:33,783 --> 00:41:35,576 will have no trouble at all with it. 748 00:41:36,327 --> 00:41:38,079 You'll begin the test at nine o' clock. 749 00:41:38,162 --> 00:41:40,415 And we'll pronounce the results in chamber 750 00:41:40,498 --> 00:41:42,667 at about 12:30, just prior to lunch. 751 00:41:44,419 --> 00:41:45,420 That's about it. 752 00:41:46,087 --> 00:41:46,963 Shall we get started? 753 00:41:48,131 --> 00:41:49,048 Good luck. 754 00:41:56,431 --> 00:41:57,515 If you'll excuse me, 755 00:41:57,598 --> 00:41:59,392 I have a board meeting to attend. 756 00:42:10,069 --> 00:42:11,863 [clock ticking] 757 00:42:29,756 --> 00:42:30,882 Mr. Arnold. 758 00:42:32,675 --> 00:42:33,843 Yes? 759 00:42:35,303 --> 00:42:37,305 The whole second section of this 760 00:42:37,388 --> 00:42:39,432 is chemistry and biology. 761 00:42:39,849 --> 00:42:42,393 That's correct. It covers many subjects. 762 00:42:44,270 --> 00:42:47,315 But my teaching for the past 40 years has been-- 763 00:42:47,398 --> 00:42:48,399 Mr. Zelinka, 764 00:42:49,192 --> 00:42:50,526 The clock is running. 765 00:42:51,194 --> 00:42:53,029 I'd get started if I were you. 766 00:43:23,309 --> 00:43:24,185 It's 11:30. 767 00:43:25,061 --> 00:43:26,229 I wonder how he's doing. 768 00:43:27,188 --> 00:43:28,106 It's rigged. 769 00:43:29,190 --> 00:43:30,024 What? 770 00:43:30,108 --> 00:43:31,901 They rigged the test so he wouldn't pass. 771 00:43:31,984 --> 00:43:32,944 How do you know? 772 00:43:33,027 --> 00:43:33,903 Mark. 773 00:43:34,237 --> 00:43:35,780 Oh, yeah, I'm sorry. 774 00:43:36,489 --> 00:43:37,782 What are we gonna do? 775 00:43:37,865 --> 00:43:40,409 The only thing we can do in case like this. 776 00:43:40,493 --> 00:43:41,577 What's that? 777 00:43:42,411 --> 00:43:43,412 Cheat. 778 00:43:53,339 --> 00:43:54,382 Mr. Arnold? 779 00:43:57,260 --> 00:43:58,511 Yes, Mr. Zelinka? 780 00:44:01,180 --> 00:44:02,431 I'm finished. 781 00:44:03,808 --> 00:44:05,768 You've completed the entire test? 782 00:44:07,436 --> 00:44:08,354 There were a couple of sections 783 00:44:08,437 --> 00:44:09,730 I couldn't answer at all, 784 00:44:09,814 --> 00:44:11,649 But I did the best I could. 785 00:44:13,276 --> 00:44:14,318 I'm sorry to hear that. 786 00:44:15,528 --> 00:44:17,321 If you're through, you may go. 787 00:44:17,864 --> 00:44:19,615 Just leave your papers on the desk. 788 00:44:39,635 --> 00:44:41,929 Mr. Zelinka, what are you doing? 789 00:44:46,184 --> 00:44:47,268 I don't know. 790 00:44:53,608 --> 00:44:55,109 Mr. Zelinka, I thought 791 00:44:55,192 --> 00:44:56,485 you were through with the test. 792 00:44:59,488 --> 00:45:00,364 So did I. 793 00:45:05,244 --> 00:45:07,204 Well... Are you, or aren't you? 794 00:45:10,499 --> 00:45:11,876 I guess I'm not. 795 00:45:42,782 --> 00:45:43,991 How did you do? 796 00:45:44,241 --> 00:45:45,493 I don't know. 797 00:45:46,786 --> 00:45:48,037 We'll find out soon enough. 798 00:45:48,829 --> 00:45:50,456 We'd better get in the board room. 799 00:45:51,457 --> 00:45:52,917 A bunch of the kids skipped class 800 00:45:53,000 --> 00:45:53,834 to hear the results. 801 00:45:53,918 --> 00:45:55,795 They're waiting for you in the board room. 802 00:45:56,379 --> 00:45:57,672 Are you all right? 803 00:45:58,214 --> 00:46:01,300 I... I don't know. 804 00:46:03,678 --> 00:46:06,472 We understand your situation, Mr. Thompson. 805 00:46:06,555 --> 00:46:09,266 The entire board hopes that your wife 806 00:46:09,350 --> 00:46:11,143 will soon make a speedy recovery. 807 00:46:13,396 --> 00:46:16,941 And so we will delay any further discussion 808 00:46:17,024 --> 00:46:19,151 of the closing of Clark street elementary 809 00:46:19,235 --> 00:46:22,029 until Mr. Thompson completes his report. 810 00:46:22,238 --> 00:46:23,614 [door opens] 811 00:46:32,999 --> 00:46:34,458 Our last piece of business 812 00:46:34,542 --> 00:46:35,376 for this morning 813 00:46:35,459 --> 00:46:36,711 will be the results 814 00:46:36,794 --> 00:46:38,713 of Mr. Zelinka's competency test. 815 00:46:40,089 --> 00:46:42,758 Mr. Zelinka, will you come up here, please? 816 00:47:02,111 --> 00:47:03,154 Mr. Arnold. 817 00:47:07,241 --> 00:47:09,326 Mr. Arnold. The report, please. 818 00:47:11,620 --> 00:47:13,706 Mr. Zelinka scored a... 819 00:47:15,750 --> 00:47:17,126 99.5. 820 00:47:18,294 --> 00:47:20,921 [applause] 821 00:47:29,180 --> 00:47:30,347 Order! 822 00:47:30,431 --> 00:47:32,391 May we have order? 823 00:47:33,017 --> 00:47:35,561 Are you sure about that score, Mr. Arnold? 824 00:47:36,604 --> 00:47:38,773 It's the highest score anyone ever achieved 825 00:47:38,856 --> 00:47:40,191 on this particular test. 826 00:47:40,691 --> 00:47:42,068 And I'm quite sure. 827 00:47:47,281 --> 00:47:49,533 Congratulations, Mr. Zelinka. 828 00:47:52,369 --> 00:47:54,455 This meeting is adjourned for lunch! 829 00:48:08,928 --> 00:48:13,349 No, no, Mr. Z won't go! No, no, Mr. Z won't go! 830 00:48:13,516 --> 00:48:17,812 No, no, Mr. Z won't go! No, no, Mr. Z won't go! 831 00:48:17,937 --> 00:48:19,522 Congratulations, Mr. Z. 832 00:48:20,064 --> 00:48:21,107 Thank you, Howie. 833 00:48:21,482 --> 00:48:23,859 I'll expect to see your homework in the morning. 834 00:48:31,575 --> 00:48:33,202 [theme music playing] 835 00:49:05,442 --> 00:49:06,652 Sferastudios 59067

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