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[opening theme music playing]
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Morning, Mr. Z.
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Morning, Howie.
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Oh, I'm sorry,
Mr. Zelinka.
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Quite all right,
Mr. Davis.
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Next Olympics,
you've got the 100-meter gold.
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But from now on,
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practice on the track.
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What dedication.
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Still rehearsing
Romeo and Juliet,
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and we
finished that play
a month ago.
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That Mr. Zelinka
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certainly is
a character, isn't he?
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I wish all my teachers
were characters like him.
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He's terrific.
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[whistling]
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Second day on the job,
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and you're still
in good spirits.
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We always whistle
while we work.
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They'll write graffiti
all over it again.
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I hope so. Otherwise,
we'll be out of job.
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Man with a sense of humor
about his work is a rarity.
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I admire
your attitude, Jonathan.
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The feeling
is mutual, Mr. Zelinka.
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Excuse me,
Mr. Zelinka.
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Is that a hairstyle,
Ms. Wilson,
or an affliction?
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Amazing the length
young people will go
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to upset their parents.
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[bell rings]
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What a zinger.
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No wonder they call him
Ivan the terrible.
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The kids wouldn't
want him any other way.
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They love him.
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Well, I spent last night
grading your test papers.
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Give you some idea
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Of what an exciting evening
I had.
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Especially some
of the answers you gave me.
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Times I wonder
what you do here in class.
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So do we.
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Jerry Michaels, we can
always depend on you
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for a bit of levity.
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And in your test paper...
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For your information,
Mr. Michaels,
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Death of a salesman
is a play, a great play.
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It was made into a movie
and adapted for television.
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But it was not...
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And I hope to god
never will be...
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A music video.
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Miss Morris
and Miss Lindstrom,
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would you be so kind just
to pass out these test papers
for me?
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Special delivery.
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Does that mean you want to play
post office with me?
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Sorry, I only handle
first-class mail.
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Ouch.
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[bell rings]
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If there are questions
regarding your test scores,
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see me after class.
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Class dismissed.
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"F"? I don't
deserve an "F."
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I agree.
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Unfortunately,
that's as low
as I can go.
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I don't think I
should fail.
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Why don't you
grade on curve
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like my
other teachers do?
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I refuse to do that.
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Grading on a curve is an excuse
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for an entire class
to fail together.
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Getting kids
through school
without teaching.
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You've just
got it in for me.
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You're always on me.
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Because I know
you're bright.
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But you just won't
apply it yourself.
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You waste your time
playing the class clown.
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You can't go around
blaming everyone else
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because you're not
taking responsibility
for your life.
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Oh, wait a minute,
Howie.
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I want to talk to you.
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Yes, sir?
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Another "A," Howie.
Congratulations.
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Well, thank you, sir.
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But I'm still
not hearing enough
from you in class.
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How come?
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I guess I just
don't feel comfortable
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standing in front
of other people.
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I get nervous.
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I understand.
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Try anyway. That's the way
to get over nervousness.
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Besides, I want others
to hear some of your ideas.
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You write so well
on your tests.
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Thanks. I'll try.
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And the main thing:
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You didn't do
your homework again.
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Why not?
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I--I don't know.
I'll do it tomorrow.
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You keep saying tomorrow,
but you don't do it.
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Why not?
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I don't know.
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Howie, you write so well
in these tests.
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What do I have to do
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to motivate you
to do your homework?
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It can be boring,
but later in life
you'll have a job.
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Some parts of that
may be boring.
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You'll have to
do them anyway.
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You see, doing homework
is good training.
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It teaches us
responsibility.
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Even Jerry Michaels
does some homework
once in a while.
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Okay, sir.
I promise I'll do it.
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If you don't,
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no matter how good
your test scores are...
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I'll have to flunk you.
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I know.
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There you go, and make sure
your parents sign it.
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Susie, here's
the activity schedule.
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Looks like Thursday,
the lecture hall is booked.
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Is there some way we could get
an hour in there somehow?
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Morning...
Or Wednesday--
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Well... How about lunch?
Is it free during lunch?
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Oh, yeah.
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You want to take
your lunch hour?
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We really need to
get in there that day.
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I see you've got
a retirement notice
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from the board
of education, too,
Mr. Zelinka.
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Have you been steaming
open my mail again,
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Miss Minotti?
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Mr. Zelinka!
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No. I just received
the same notice myself
from the board.
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Why, I'm turning 70
this month...
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Just like you.
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Happy birthday.
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Thank you.
Same to you.
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Oh, I'm looking
forward to retiring.
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I'm going to travel
around the world.
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What about you?
Have you made any plans?
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No... No.
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I knew it was coming,
but not this soon.
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I was trying not
to think about it.
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Well, you can't
fight city hall.
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Mr. Zelinka
can't retire.
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He's my favorite
teacher.
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He was my
favorite teacher
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when I was a student here, too.
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He still is.
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Lincoln's not going
to be the same
without him.
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I'm really
going to miss him.
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We all are.
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They're going
to retire him
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at the end
of the semester.
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No more Mr. Zelinka.
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I'm not sure
I'll miss him.
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Ivan the terrible is always
on me about responsibility.
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You're lucky to have a teacher
like Mr. Z. He cares.
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We should do
something nice for him.
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You mean like buy him
a present?
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Yeah, and, um...
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How about a surprise
retirement party?
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That's a really great idea.
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Yeah...Yeah, yeah,
he'd like that.
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I could be the emcee.
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You could ruin it all
with your dumb jokes.
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When should we
have it?
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Excuse me.
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I couldn't but help overhear
your conversation.
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I thought you might wanna know
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it's Mr. Zelinka's birthday
this Friday.
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You sure?
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I'm positive.
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All right, then.
Friday it is.
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We'd be glad to help
you in any way we can.
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Thanks. We could use
all the help we can get.
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We really want to
make this a great party.
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We gotta show Mr. Z
how much we appreciate
all he's done for us.
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Let's make this a retirement
party he'll never forget.
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Yes, this is Ivan Zelinka
from the Lincoln, Hi.
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Fine. Oh, he is fine.
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About this retirement notice
he'd sent me...
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Thank you very much, but,
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you see, I'm not ready
to retire.
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Yes, I'll be 70 in a couple
of weeks, but...
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I don't feel it and
I don't think I look it.
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Yes, I know about the rules.
The retirement age
for state employees.
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But isn't there some kind
of an extension I can get?
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Some sort of appeal I can file.
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A letter?
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But you don't think
it'll do any good, eh?
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Yeah, I understand.
Rules are rules.
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All right.
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Thank you very much.
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Oh, Mr. Carlyle.
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Could I speak to you
for a moment?
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I'm late for a PTA meeting.
What is it?
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It's about the retirement
notice I received from
the board of education.
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Yes, I heard about it.
Congratulations.
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Thank you, but
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you see, I don't want
to retire.
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You don't? Why not?
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Because, I-I like teaching.
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I think I still have
a lot to give.
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And I thought if you could
back me with the board,
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maybe they'll let me
stay on a little longer.
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Ivan, that is a so altruistic
and noble for a soul like you
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but you've been teaching
for 50 years.
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Why don't you relax and take
a nice long trip
like Mrs. Minotti.
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Oh, Roger--
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I'd love to talk
about your plans,
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But I'm late for
that PTA meeting.
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Nothing like parents
who've been kept waiting
by the principal.
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Good luck, old boy.
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We decided to have it
in the gym.
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We'll hang streamers
and balloons.
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Make it look really nice.
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Great. Sounds like you've
got it all worked out.
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Except, uh...
For one minor detail.
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What's that?
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How to get Mr. Zelinka there?
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That's where
we need your help.
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Well, he's been talking
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about that
Shakespeare festival
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they're having
in the park that night.
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I could say
I got two tickets for it.
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Yeah, great idea.
He loves Shakespeare.
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And that I forgot the tickets
in my gym locker,
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And there we are.
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Great. Right.
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You know, you're really sneaky.
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Have you ever
worked for the CIA?
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Hey, everybody.
They're here.
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Everybody hide! Hide!
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♪ For he'sA jolly good fellow ♪
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♪ For he'sA jolly good fellow ♪
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♪ For he'sA jolly good fellow ♪
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♪ Which nobody can deny ♪
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[applause and cheer]
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Okay, Mr. Zelinka,
71 candles.
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One for good luck
for your retirement.
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Speech!
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Come on.
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Speech.
Speech.
Speech.
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Thank you.
Thank you.
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I know you all
meant well,
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and I appreciate
your thoughtfulness, but...
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You see, I don't
want to retire.
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To what?
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This school, teaching,
has been my whole life,
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And why should I
and a lot of other people
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be forced to retire
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because some bureaucrat
said we had to at 70?
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It's computers.
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Computers
have no compassion.
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When your age and name
come up, that's it.
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It's over.
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I'm sorry,
really sorry.
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I--I know you
meant well,
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And I appreciate it,
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But I just wouldn't
be any fun at this party.
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If you don't mind,
Miss Hancock,
256
00:15:41,149 --> 00:15:43,067
I think
I'll just walk home.
257
00:16:22,523 --> 00:16:24,275
I'm telling you,
Mr. Z's right.
258
00:16:24,442 --> 00:16:25,860
Why should he
be forced to retire?
259
00:16:25,943 --> 00:16:26,903
We've gotta do something.
260
00:16:27,028 --> 00:16:28,362
Yeah, but what can we do?
261
00:16:28,529 --> 00:16:30,323
If you believe in Mr. Zelinka,
262
00:16:30,406 --> 00:16:32,366
you should let the board
of education know how you feel.
263
00:16:32,492 --> 00:16:33,659
But what good will it do?
264
00:16:33,910 --> 00:16:35,828
That's what
America's about.
265
00:16:35,912 --> 00:16:36,913
Petitions,
sit-ins,
266
00:16:37,121 --> 00:16:38,581
fighting for what
you believe in.
267
00:16:38,664 --> 00:16:39,999
Don't take this
sitting down.
268
00:16:40,583 --> 00:16:42,210
Let's picket the board
of education.
269
00:16:42,293 --> 00:16:43,252
-Right.
-Wait a minute.
270
00:16:43,419 --> 00:16:46,422
You've the right idea,
but you should start
with a petition first.
271
00:16:46,631 --> 00:16:48,466
Saying how you feel
about Mr. Z.
272
00:16:48,549 --> 00:16:49,926
We can get the whole school
to sign it.
273
00:16:50,009 --> 00:16:51,260
Yeah, parents and
teachers, too.
274
00:16:51,594 --> 00:16:53,095
It don't think it'll
do any good.
275
00:16:53,179 --> 00:16:54,472
It's gotta do some good.
276
00:16:54,555 --> 00:16:56,390
We've got to keep Mr. Zelinka
here where he belongs.
277
00:16:56,474 --> 00:16:58,309
I'll get teachers
on our side.
278
00:16:58,392 --> 00:17:00,478
Come on, Jerry. If they
don't join us,
279
00:17:00,603 --> 00:17:02,688
you can go to their class and
tell them all your bad jokes.
280
00:17:04,482 --> 00:17:06,192
I'm going to start
writing that petition.
281
00:17:06,317 --> 00:17:07,902
Thanks for your advice, guys.
282
00:17:07,985 --> 00:17:08,986
Bye.
283
00:17:36,138 --> 00:17:37,598
You have a little
writer's block?
284
00:17:38,683 --> 00:17:39,600
Yeah.
285
00:17:40,560 --> 00:17:42,728
I can't get the words
to come out right
286
00:17:42,812 --> 00:17:44,647
to say what I want
about Mr. Zelinka.
287
00:17:48,818 --> 00:17:50,194
You really like him,
don't you?
288
00:17:51,654 --> 00:17:52,697
Yeah.
289
00:17:52,780 --> 00:17:55,032
I've never had a teacher
like him before.
290
00:17:56,284 --> 00:17:58,286
I can't wait to get to
his class in the morning.
291
00:17:58,369 --> 00:17:59,537
And I hate when
the bell rings,
292
00:17:59,620 --> 00:18:00,538
and I have to leave.
293
00:18:01,747 --> 00:18:04,458
You've got to be
the first student
in the history of the world
294
00:18:04,542 --> 00:18:05,418
to ever say that.
295
00:18:07,545 --> 00:18:10,339
I know the other guys
would think I was weird
296
00:18:10,423 --> 00:18:11,257
if I told them.
297
00:18:12,550 --> 00:18:15,303
He has a special way
of explaining things.
298
00:18:15,386 --> 00:18:17,305
When he's
reading a play,
299
00:18:17,388 --> 00:18:20,266
he puts feeling
into it.
300
00:18:20,349 --> 00:18:22,268
I feel like he's doing it
just for me.
301
00:18:23,769 --> 00:18:25,479
Have you ever told him
how you feel?
302
00:18:28,024 --> 00:18:28,983
Nah.
303
00:18:29,066 --> 00:18:30,943
No, I couldn't do that.
304
00:18:31,027 --> 00:18:34,071
I have a hard time
saying how I feel.
305
00:18:35,239 --> 00:18:37,533
You didn't have any trouble
saying how you felt just now.
306
00:18:39,410 --> 00:18:41,287
You ought
to write that
in your petition,
307
00:18:41,370 --> 00:18:42,538
what you feel about Mr. Z.
308
00:18:51,464 --> 00:18:52,798
Good luck with it.
309
00:19:14,403 --> 00:19:16,572
-What do you think?
-I think it's a great idea.
310
00:19:17,365 --> 00:19:18,574
I'm proud of you.
311
00:19:18,783 --> 00:19:21,202
Do you think you can get some
of the other teachers to sign?
312
00:19:21,369 --> 00:19:23,663
Yes, I'll get the whole darn
faculty to sign.
313
00:19:23,746 --> 00:19:25,665
Everybody loves Ivan Zelinka.
314
00:19:25,748 --> 00:19:27,458
Great.
315
00:19:29,126 --> 00:19:30,753
-Bye bye.
-Bye.
316
00:19:35,841 --> 00:19:38,719
Miss Hancock will try to get
the other teachers to sign.
317
00:19:38,886 --> 00:19:40,596
If you'd sign it, Mr. Carlyle,
318
00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:42,973
it would really make
an impression on the board
of education.
319
00:19:43,265 --> 00:19:44,850
I bet it would, but what kind?
320
00:19:45,601 --> 00:19:47,103
I'm the principal
of this school, Julie.
321
00:19:47,186 --> 00:19:49,313
I can't sign
student petitions.
322
00:19:49,689 --> 00:19:51,607
I have a reputation
to uphold.
323
00:19:52,233 --> 00:19:54,485
But, Mr. Carlyle, this isn't
just any petition.
324
00:19:54,568 --> 00:19:55,403
I know
what it is,
325
00:19:55,486 --> 00:19:56,487
And I'm against it.
326
00:19:57,029 --> 00:19:59,365
I like Mr. Zelinka as much
as anyone does.
327
00:19:59,532 --> 00:20:00,366
He's a fine teacher.
328
00:20:01,075 --> 00:20:02,702
But he's reached
retirement age.
329
00:20:02,785 --> 00:20:03,619
That's the system.
330
00:20:04,370 --> 00:20:06,247
But Mr. Zelinka
doesn't want to retire.
331
00:20:06,789 --> 00:20:07,957
Look, Julie...
332
00:20:08,791 --> 00:20:11,836
Mr. Zelinka has been teaching
for a long time.
333
00:20:12,378 --> 00:20:13,921
He deserves to rest.
334
00:20:14,338 --> 00:20:16,424
It's time to bring
in a younger teacher
to take his place.
335
00:20:17,299 --> 00:20:19,635
No one can ever take
Mr. Zelinka's place.
336
00:20:19,885 --> 00:20:21,262
Well, someone
is going to.
337
00:20:21,721 --> 00:20:24,348
I don't want any petition
to the board of education.
338
00:20:24,765 --> 00:20:28,269
I don't want them to think
I'm heading a bunch
of rabble-rousers.
339
00:20:29,353 --> 00:20:32,231
I forbid your petition
on school property.
340
00:20:32,648 --> 00:20:34,608
Do I make myself
perfectly clear?
341
00:20:40,614 --> 00:20:41,991
Boy, was he mad.
342
00:20:42,241 --> 00:20:43,743
Mr. Carlyle's a pain.
343
00:20:43,951 --> 00:20:45,745
I think he's jealous
of Mr. Zelinka
344
00:20:45,828 --> 00:20:47,413
'cause he knows
how much we love him.
345
00:20:47,496 --> 00:20:48,664
What are we gonna do?
346
00:20:49,290 --> 00:20:50,750
I think you should
do it anyway.
347
00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:54,044
But he said absolutely
no petition on school property.
348
00:20:54,670 --> 00:20:57,214
If I were you,
I'd do it
off school property.
349
00:21:00,217 --> 00:21:02,303
Yeah. Why not?
350
00:21:15,608 --> 00:21:16,650
Excuse me.
351
00:21:16,776 --> 00:21:17,985
Could you sign
this petition
352
00:21:18,068 --> 00:21:19,320
asking the board
of education
353
00:21:19,403 --> 00:21:20,863
not to retire
Mr. Zelinka?
354
00:21:21,447 --> 00:21:24,241
Got it. I like
that old guy.
355
00:21:26,368 --> 00:21:28,078
All right.
All right, thanks.
356
00:21:29,872 --> 00:21:30,748
Excuse me.
357
00:21:30,831 --> 00:21:31,832
Would you sign
this petition
358
00:21:31,916 --> 00:21:33,042
to save Mr. Zelinka's
job, please?
359
00:21:33,125 --> 00:21:34,043
Oh, sure.
360
00:21:34,126 --> 00:21:35,461
Mr. Z's the best.
361
00:21:37,880 --> 00:21:38,756
Thanks.
362
00:21:38,839 --> 00:21:40,007
Bye-bye.
363
00:21:40,925 --> 00:21:43,260
Didn't I tell you
no petitions
on school property?
364
00:21:43,469 --> 00:21:45,054
How dare you
disobey me like this?
365
00:21:45,137 --> 00:21:46,639
I'll have
you all expelled.
366
00:21:47,348 --> 00:21:48,933
Excuse me, Mr. Carlyle,
367
00:21:49,016 --> 00:21:50,684
but the sidewalk
isn't school property.
368
00:21:51,268 --> 00:21:52,478
That has nothing
to do with it.
369
00:21:52,561 --> 00:21:53,604
It's still
a school matter.
370
00:21:53,729 --> 00:21:54,939
And I'm the principal
of this school.
371
00:21:55,022 --> 00:21:56,357
You'll do
as you're told.
372
00:21:56,649 --> 00:21:58,234
Kinda out of line, isn't it?
373
00:22:03,739 --> 00:22:04,907
What did you say?
374
00:22:04,990 --> 00:22:06,534
I said, you're out of line.
375
00:22:06,742 --> 00:22:07,993
These kids have rights.
376
00:22:08,077 --> 00:22:09,662
This still is America,
you know.
377
00:22:10,079 --> 00:22:11,205
Mr. Uh...
378
00:22:11,288 --> 00:22:12,331
Gordon.
379
00:22:13,123 --> 00:22:14,375
Yes, Mr. Gordon.
380
00:22:14,834 --> 00:22:16,877
Perhaps I should
remind you that
I am the principal
381
00:22:16,961 --> 00:22:18,212
and you are
a maintenance man.
382
00:22:19,213 --> 00:22:20,381
Mr. Carlyle, I think
383
00:22:20,464 --> 00:22:21,841
maintenance people
have rights, too...
384
00:22:22,883 --> 00:22:24,844
along with the students,
the older teachers.
385
00:22:31,016 --> 00:22:33,060
I can't tell you
not to sign that petition,
386
00:22:33,561 --> 00:22:36,480
But I can tell you
I strongly disapprove
of your signing it.
387
00:22:38,357 --> 00:22:39,650
And let me remind all of you
388
00:22:39,733 --> 00:22:40,985
How nice it is
to teach at Lincoln
389
00:22:41,068 --> 00:22:43,696
compared to some
high schools downtown.
390
00:22:49,702 --> 00:22:52,830
Have a nice day,
Miss Hancock.
391
00:23:04,383 --> 00:23:05,217
Yes?
392
00:23:05,301 --> 00:23:08,512
We have a petition
that we'd like to present
to the president of the board.
393
00:23:09,013 --> 00:23:11,181
I'm sorry,
he's very busy right now.
394
00:23:11,265 --> 00:23:13,309
Leave it with me.
I'll see that he gets it.
395
00:23:13,684 --> 00:23:15,686
We'd like to give it
to him ourselves.
396
00:23:15,978 --> 00:23:18,731
I'm sorry. That just
won't be possible.
397
00:23:18,814 --> 00:23:20,065
The board's in session now.
398
00:23:20,399 --> 00:23:22,651
We'll just walk in
and give it to him in there.
Come on kids.
399
00:23:22,735 --> 00:23:23,652
You can't do that.
400
00:23:23,944 --> 00:23:26,155
Either you get him out here,
or in I go.
401
00:23:26,238 --> 00:23:28,866
Well, you wait right there.
I'll get him.
402
00:23:35,039 --> 00:23:36,540
You're really rad,
Mark.
403
00:23:39,043 --> 00:23:39,877
Rad?
404
00:23:40,669 --> 00:23:42,630
Oh, yeah.
The absolute raddest.
405
00:23:49,345 --> 00:23:51,055
Hello, I'm Bill Simenton,
406
00:23:51,138 --> 00:23:52,640
President
of the school board.
407
00:23:53,057 --> 00:23:55,517
I understand that
you have a petition
that just can't wait.
408
00:23:55,601 --> 00:23:57,561
We're from
Lincoln high school.
409
00:23:57,645 --> 00:23:59,938
It's about
Mr. Ivan Zelinka.
410
00:24:00,022 --> 00:24:01,940
It was signed
by all these kids
411
00:24:02,024 --> 00:24:03,651
to keep Mr. Zelinka on
as a teacher
412
00:24:03,859 --> 00:24:05,486
So he wouldn't
be retired.
413
00:24:05,653 --> 00:24:07,196
Well, that's
very impressive.
414
00:24:07,696 --> 00:24:09,990
Very impressive. I know
about this petition.
415
00:24:10,074 --> 00:24:11,825
Mr. Carlyle phoned me,
416
00:24:12,076 --> 00:24:14,536
And the board's already
taken action some on this case.
417
00:24:14,912 --> 00:24:18,082
We appreciate very much
all the efforts you went to
418
00:24:18,165 --> 00:24:19,750
getting all the signatures.
419
00:24:20,250 --> 00:24:22,044
That is the democratic
process, isn't it?
420
00:24:22,920 --> 00:24:23,962
Very admirable.
421
00:24:24,046 --> 00:24:26,006
Unfortunately,
the board's decision
422
00:24:26,090 --> 00:24:28,467
on retiring Mr. Zelinka
is final.
423
00:24:28,759 --> 00:24:31,136
I'm awfully sorry, but those
are the rules.
424
00:24:31,220 --> 00:24:33,263
However, we thank you
for your interest.
425
00:24:34,181 --> 00:24:37,267
Mr. Zelinka must be proud
to have students like you.
426
00:24:37,893 --> 00:24:38,852
Good afternoon.
427
00:24:47,861 --> 00:24:49,780
Well, I guess
it's true.
428
00:24:50,155 --> 00:24:51,699
You can't
fight city hall.
429
00:24:52,533 --> 00:24:53,867
I know you're discouraged,
430
00:24:53,951 --> 00:24:55,619
But this is no time
to give up.
431
00:24:56,995 --> 00:24:58,205
It all seems
so hopeless, Mark
432
00:24:58,288 --> 00:24:59,665
What are we gonna do.
433
00:25:00,207 --> 00:25:01,041
Plan B.
434
00:25:02,584 --> 00:25:03,836
Plan B?
435
00:25:04,503 --> 00:25:05,629
Plan B.
436
00:25:06,338 --> 00:25:08,841
No! No! Mr. Z won't go!
437
00:25:09,133 --> 00:25:11,385
No! No! Mr. Z won't go!
438
00:25:11,677 --> 00:25:13,971
No! No! Mr. Z won't go!
439
00:25:14,054 --> 00:25:16,056
No! Mr. Z won't go.
440
00:25:16,473 --> 00:25:18,809
No! No! Mr. Z won't go!
441
00:25:19,059 --> 00:25:21,145
No! No! Mr. Z won't go!
442
00:25:21,228 --> 00:25:23,564
No! No! Mr. Z won't go...
443
00:25:29,153 --> 00:25:31,155
Looks like they
really love their Mr. Z.
444
00:25:34,116 --> 00:25:36,076
I guess
there's no accounting
for taste these days.
445
00:25:36,577 --> 00:25:38,454
No! No!
Mr. Z won't go!
446
00:25:42,666 --> 00:25:45,794
Break this up this minute
and get to your classes now.
447
00:25:46,170 --> 00:25:47,963
[students continue chanting]
448
00:25:51,383 --> 00:25:52,926
I said right now,
449
00:25:53,761 --> 00:25:55,179
or you will all
be expelled!
450
00:25:55,262 --> 00:25:57,181
No! No!
Mr. Z won't go!
451
00:25:57,806 --> 00:26:00,642
You can't expel
the entire student body,
Mr. Carlyle.
452
00:26:01,018 --> 00:26:01,894
Just watch me.
453
00:26:02,561 --> 00:26:04,021
I won't have
this kind of demonstration
454
00:26:04,104 --> 00:26:05,147
in front of my school.
455
00:26:05,522 --> 00:26:08,233
It's not just your school.
It's their school, too.
456
00:26:08,317 --> 00:26:10,778
I advise you to mind
your own business.
457
00:26:10,861 --> 00:26:12,654
This is my business,
Mr. Carlyle.
458
00:26:12,738 --> 00:26:13,989
This is
my school, too.
459
00:26:15,282 --> 00:26:17,326
I believe in
what these kids
are fighting for.
460
00:26:18,494 --> 00:26:20,537
Mr. Zelinka's right
to keep on doing
461
00:26:20,621 --> 00:26:22,664
what he loves
doing: teaching.
462
00:26:26,251 --> 00:26:27,544
I strongly advise you
463
00:26:27,628 --> 00:26:29,296
not to join those
students, Miss Hancock.
464
00:26:30,339 --> 00:26:32,466
Advise or threaten,
Mr. Carlyle?
465
00:26:32,549 --> 00:26:35,677
No! No! Mr. Z won't go!
466
00:26:36,220 --> 00:26:38,972
No! No! Mr. Z won't go!
467
00:26:39,056 --> 00:26:41,433
No! No! Mr. Z won't go!
468
00:26:54,446 --> 00:26:56,156
You've really botched
this one, Roger.
469
00:26:56,365 --> 00:26:57,866
Now you've got
the TV cameras
470
00:26:57,950 --> 00:26:59,243
covering this mess.
471
00:26:59,326 --> 00:27:00,702
Give me the bullhorn,
will you?
472
00:27:02,621 --> 00:27:04,957
May I have
your attention, please?
473
00:27:06,208 --> 00:27:08,752
Now this concerns
Mr. Zelinka.
474
00:27:08,836 --> 00:27:11,505
May I have
your attention?
475
00:27:11,588 --> 00:27:12,422
Quiet! Quiet down.
476
00:27:12,506 --> 00:27:14,758
Now, this concerns
Mr. Zelinka!
477
00:27:16,009 --> 00:27:16,844
Thank you.
478
00:27:16,927 --> 00:27:18,011
Thank you.
479
00:27:18,554 --> 00:27:19,680
I'm Bill Simenton,
480
00:27:19,763 --> 00:27:22,015
President of the board
of education.
481
00:27:22,599 --> 00:27:23,684
I know we've had
482
00:27:23,767 --> 00:27:25,686
a little difference
of opinion.
483
00:27:26,603 --> 00:27:28,605
You've made
your feelings known to us
484
00:27:28,730 --> 00:27:29,731
and I'm glad of that.
485
00:27:30,357 --> 00:27:31,316
Because that's
486
00:27:31,400 --> 00:27:33,277
the American way
of doing things.
487
00:27:34,444 --> 00:27:36,071
I'm here to tell you
488
00:27:36,154 --> 00:27:39,366
that if you end this
demonstration right now,
489
00:27:39,908 --> 00:27:42,077
the board will hold
a special meeting
490
00:27:43,120 --> 00:27:45,038
to hear your side
of things
491
00:27:45,455 --> 00:27:48,709
and to reconsider
their decision
on Mr. Zelinka.
492
00:27:48,876 --> 00:27:50,878
Yeah! Yeah!
493
00:27:58,886 --> 00:28:01,305
So, why don't you kids
go back to your class
494
00:28:01,388 --> 00:28:04,850
and get the education
your parents
are paying for?
495
00:28:05,309 --> 00:28:08,604
We'll conduct this meeting
in a more orderly manner
496
00:28:08,687 --> 00:28:11,148
at the board meeting
tomorrow, okay?
497
00:28:11,607 --> 00:28:13,942
Yay! Yay!
Whoo!
498
00:28:27,956 --> 00:28:31,251
"We, the undersigned
students of Lincoln high,
499
00:28:32,711 --> 00:28:34,880
Ask you to reconsider
your decision
500
00:28:34,963 --> 00:28:37,090
to retire
Mr. Ivan Zelinka.
501
00:28:39,218 --> 00:28:41,303
Mr. Zelinka is the best
teacher we ever had.
502
00:28:42,888 --> 00:28:45,182
We can't wait
to get to his class
in the morning,
503
00:28:46,016 --> 00:28:47,309
and we hate it
when the bell rings,
504
00:28:47,392 --> 00:28:48,685
and we have to leave.
505
00:28:49,645 --> 00:28:53,357
You leave his class
educated, smiling,
506
00:28:53,899 --> 00:28:55,609
and feeling glad
to be alive.
507
00:28:56,610 --> 00:28:58,654
He's a very special teacher
who cares about us,
508
00:28:58,737 --> 00:28:59,863
and we care about him.
509
00:29:02,115 --> 00:29:03,533
Please let him
go on teaching.
510
00:29:04,826 --> 00:29:06,745
Don't retire Ivan Zelinka."
511
00:29:08,914 --> 00:29:11,708
And it's signed
by all of these names.
512
00:29:13,168 --> 00:29:15,212
1,027.
513
00:29:15,629 --> 00:29:17,130
Every kid at Lincoln high.
514
00:29:31,270 --> 00:29:32,813
Thank you, Howie.
515
00:29:32,896 --> 00:29:37,150
The board appreciates
your involvement
516
00:29:37,234 --> 00:29:40,237
with strong feelings
for Mr. Zelinka.
517
00:29:41,196 --> 00:29:42,948
I was in
Mr. Zelinka's class.
518
00:29:43,031 --> 00:29:45,033
He's a wonderful teacher.
519
00:29:45,325 --> 00:29:47,160
But we must face the fact
520
00:29:47,828 --> 00:29:51,665
that at his age, he has
reached a point in time
521
00:29:51,790 --> 00:29:54,251
where these duties
are too difficult for him.
522
00:29:54,334 --> 00:29:57,129
After all,
he's 70 years old.
523
00:29:57,504 --> 00:29:59,089
That's just not true.
524
00:29:59,381 --> 00:30:00,590
Age has nothing to do
525
00:30:00,674 --> 00:30:01,925
with a person's
capabilities.
526
00:30:02,676 --> 00:30:03,593
People have done
great things
527
00:30:03,677 --> 00:30:05,679
when they were a lot
older than Mr. Zelinka.
528
00:30:06,388 --> 00:30:07,681
I'll prove it to you.
529
00:30:08,557 --> 00:30:12,227
I looked this up
in the encyclopedia
this morning.
530
00:30:15,439 --> 00:30:17,107
Winston Churchill was 77
531
00:30:17,190 --> 00:30:19,484
when he became
prime minister of England
532
00:30:19,568 --> 00:30:20,736
for the second time.
533
00:30:21,069 --> 00:30:24,406
And 79 when he won
the Nobel peace prize.
534
00:30:24,865 --> 00:30:26,742
Our own
Ronald Reagan was 77
535
00:30:26,825 --> 00:30:27,784
when he was in office.
536
00:30:28,243 --> 00:30:31,330
Grandma Moses started
her new career as an artist
537
00:30:31,538 --> 00:30:33,415
when she was 76 years old,
538
00:30:33,540 --> 00:30:37,461
became world famous,
and painted 25 pictures
539
00:30:38,003 --> 00:30:41,089
one year
after her 100th birthday.
540
00:30:52,601 --> 00:30:53,727
Thank you, Susie,
541
00:30:53,810 --> 00:30:56,355
for all the extra research
you've done for us.
542
00:30:56,480 --> 00:30:58,774
It's a perfectly
persuasive argument.
543
00:30:58,857 --> 00:31:01,443
However, the fact is that 70
544
00:31:01,526 --> 00:31:05,155
is the mandatory retirement
age in this state.
545
00:31:05,739 --> 00:31:08,033
We can't break the rule
for one individual.
546
00:31:08,116 --> 00:31:11,495
So, the decision
of the board stands.
547
00:31:11,912 --> 00:31:13,872
Mr. Zelinka will be retired.
548
00:31:14,623 --> 00:31:17,667
Now, if there are
no other things to discuss,
549
00:31:18,043 --> 00:31:19,669
this meeting is adjourned.
550
00:31:19,753 --> 00:31:21,338
Excuse me, Mr. Simenton,
551
00:31:21,421 --> 00:31:22,547
I'd like
to say something.
552
00:31:23,382 --> 00:31:24,716
Who are you?
553
00:31:24,800 --> 00:31:26,343
My name's
Jonathan Smith,
554
00:31:26,426 --> 00:31:27,969
a maintenance man
at Lincoln high school.
555
00:31:29,429 --> 00:31:31,139
Excuse me, Mr. Smith,
556
00:31:31,515 --> 00:31:34,309
But we have been here
a long time,
557
00:31:34,601 --> 00:31:36,436
and we would like
to go home
558
00:31:36,520 --> 00:31:38,313
because we are tired.
559
00:31:38,688 --> 00:31:41,233
And frankly, I don't think
a maintenance man
560
00:31:41,316 --> 00:31:43,693
can add very much
to this discussion.
561
00:31:43,777 --> 00:31:46,363
I'm also a citizen
and a taxpayer.
562
00:31:46,446 --> 00:31:47,531
I pay your salary.
563
00:31:47,614 --> 00:31:49,783
I think that takes precedent
over what I do for my living.
564
00:31:54,746 --> 00:31:57,082
I was wondering if
you're aware of the fact
565
00:31:57,165 --> 00:31:58,834
that the age
discrimination act
566
00:31:58,917 --> 00:32:00,210
was changed last year.
567
00:32:01,378 --> 00:32:03,505
The retirement age
used to be 70.
568
00:32:04,381 --> 00:32:05,799
It is no longer 70.
569
00:32:07,717 --> 00:32:08,802
A lot of cities and states
570
00:32:08,885 --> 00:32:10,220
seem to be ignoring
that change.
571
00:32:10,303 --> 00:32:12,264
I imagine
that's happened here.
572
00:32:13,056 --> 00:32:14,141
Let me tell you.
573
00:32:14,266 --> 00:32:16,643
If you insist
on retiring Mr. Zelinka
574
00:32:16,726 --> 00:32:18,270
because of his age,
575
00:32:18,812 --> 00:32:20,230
you're going to find
yourself in a lawsuit
576
00:32:20,313 --> 00:32:22,149
with the equal employment
opportunity commission.
577
00:32:22,232 --> 00:32:23,817
And I think you're gonna
lose that lawsuit,
578
00:32:24,609 --> 00:32:26,236
But, of course,
I'm only a maintenance man.
579
00:32:42,169 --> 00:32:43,962
We seem to have been caught
580
00:32:44,045 --> 00:32:46,006
with our proverbial
pants down.
581
00:32:48,049 --> 00:32:50,135
In the light
of these new developments,
582
00:32:50,427 --> 00:32:53,597
perhaps the board's decision
was a bit hasty.
583
00:32:53,930 --> 00:32:55,640
However, I must remind you
584
00:32:55,724 --> 00:32:57,809
it is still
the board's right,
585
00:32:58,018 --> 00:32:59,352
I might say duty,
586
00:32:59,728 --> 00:33:02,522
To determine
a teacher's competency.
587
00:33:03,732 --> 00:33:08,278
Therefore, Mr. Zelinka will
be given a written test
588
00:33:08,737 --> 00:33:12,407
to see if he is still able
to conduct a class
589
00:33:12,491 --> 00:33:13,325
at his age.
590
00:33:14,117 --> 00:33:16,119
If he is, he may continue.
591
00:33:16,953 --> 00:33:17,787
If he is not,
592
00:33:18,663 --> 00:33:20,165
he will be retired.
593
00:33:20,290 --> 00:33:21,541
Meeting adjourned.
594
00:33:22,709 --> 00:33:23,960
All right!
595
00:33:35,388 --> 00:33:38,308
What the hell do we have
legal counsel for?
596
00:33:38,391 --> 00:33:39,976
Shouldn't we have
been made aware
of this?
597
00:33:40,060 --> 00:33:41,561
It was
an oversight I suppose.
598
00:33:41,853 --> 00:33:44,231
I don't like
being made
a laughingstock.
599
00:33:44,314 --> 00:33:45,607
Neither do I.
600
00:33:45,690 --> 00:33:47,150
Be quiet, Carlyle.
601
00:33:47,692 --> 00:33:49,819
If that old man
passes this test,
602
00:33:50,111 --> 00:33:52,239
the local press will
have a field day.
603
00:33:52,322 --> 00:33:53,240
See to it.
604
00:33:53,532 --> 00:33:54,866
See to what?
605
00:33:55,492 --> 00:33:59,246
See to it that he
can't pass the test.
606
00:34:08,380 --> 00:34:09,923
[telephone rings]
607
00:34:13,969 --> 00:34:15,387
[ring]
608
00:34:15,929 --> 00:34:16,763
Hello.
609
00:34:17,639 --> 00:34:18,598
Huh?
610
00:34:18,890 --> 00:34:19,975
No.
611
00:34:20,100 --> 00:34:22,477
No, you must have
the wrong number.
612
00:34:23,937 --> 00:34:25,272
[knock on door]
613
00:34:30,110 --> 00:34:32,654
Oh, Jonathan, Mark.
Come in.
614
00:34:32,862 --> 00:34:34,114
Thank you.
615
00:34:34,823 --> 00:34:37,117
We thought we'd come by
rather than call you
on the phone.
616
00:34:37,242 --> 00:34:40,370
Why? Were you afraid I'd
slit my wrists
when I heard the news?
617
00:34:40,453 --> 00:34:41,997
No, not at all.
618
00:34:42,205 --> 00:34:43,957
They said you
could continue teaching.
619
00:34:45,000 --> 00:34:46,543
I can't believe it.
620
00:34:47,043 --> 00:34:48,962
They did have
one stipulation.
621
00:34:49,337 --> 00:34:51,590
What? I have to Simonize
Carlyle's car
622
00:34:51,673 --> 00:34:52,632
once a week?
623
00:34:52,924 --> 00:34:54,843
No. They want you
to take a competency test.
624
00:34:55,468 --> 00:34:57,012
A competency test?
625
00:34:57,095 --> 00:34:58,305
It's just a formality.
626
00:34:58,430 --> 00:35:00,098
Take the test, you're
right back to teaching.
627
00:35:00,974 --> 00:35:02,976
You mean after 47 years
of teaching
628
00:35:03,059 --> 00:35:04,603
I have to take a test?
629
00:35:04,769 --> 00:35:07,439
Oh, no way.
630
00:35:07,856 --> 00:35:10,692
No yuppie board
will sit in judgment
631
00:35:10,775 --> 00:35:11,901
on Ivan Zelinka.
632
00:35:11,985 --> 00:35:14,738
I'd rather retire
than face the humiliation.
633
00:35:14,988 --> 00:35:16,531
-Ivan, listen--
-No!
634
00:35:17,240 --> 00:35:19,326
What are you two
doing in this, anyway?
635
00:35:20,744 --> 00:35:21,786
We're just
trying to help.
636
00:35:22,495 --> 00:35:24,497
I didn't ask
for your help.
637
00:35:25,123 --> 00:35:25,957
Now, please.
638
00:35:26,041 --> 00:35:28,209
Just get out of my house
and leave me alone.
639
00:35:31,087 --> 00:35:32,589
Go on. Get out.
640
00:35:51,816 --> 00:35:53,902
I can understand why he feels
the way he does.
641
00:35:54,319 --> 00:35:55,570
Making him take a test
642
00:35:55,654 --> 00:35:56,863
to see if he can do
what he's been doing
643
00:35:56,988 --> 00:35:57,864
for all those years.
644
00:35:58,281 --> 00:36:00,241
The man's got pride.
645
00:36:00,825 --> 00:36:02,744
Pride's got nothing to do
with it. He's scared.
646
00:36:03,203 --> 00:36:04,120
Scared of what?
647
00:36:04,204 --> 00:36:05,330
Not passing the test.
648
00:36:05,413 --> 00:36:07,415
Come on, Jon,
that's ridiculous.
649
00:36:07,499 --> 00:36:09,000
He's 70 years old.
650
00:36:09,376 --> 00:36:11,461
He's been told
he's too old
to do the job.
651
00:36:12,629 --> 00:36:13,755
He's starting to doubt himself.
652
00:36:13,838 --> 00:36:14,839
His confidence
has been shaken.
653
00:36:15,048 --> 00:36:16,508
That's why he doesn't
want to take the test.
654
00:36:16,591 --> 00:36:17,926
He's got to take the test.
655
00:36:18,176 --> 00:36:19,636
He's the best teacher
I ever saw.
656
00:36:20,553 --> 00:36:22,013
Wish I'd had
a teacher like him.
657
00:36:22,722 --> 00:36:23,807
The kids need him.
658
00:36:23,932 --> 00:36:24,891
We got to
convince him
659
00:36:24,974 --> 00:36:26,101
to take that test.
660
00:36:26,518 --> 00:36:28,395
I'm not sure
we can.
661
00:36:28,520 --> 00:36:29,354
Who, then?
662
00:36:32,232 --> 00:36:33,149
Maybe somebody
that knows him
663
00:36:33,233 --> 00:36:34,567
a lot better
than we do.
664
00:36:43,368 --> 00:36:45,036
Hello, Howie?
Jonathan Smith.
665
00:36:46,204 --> 00:36:48,415
Look, Howie, I'd like to talk
to you about Mr. Zelinka.
666
00:36:49,332 --> 00:36:51,292
[classical music plays]
667
00:36:53,461 --> 00:36:54,629
[knock on door]
668
00:37:06,224 --> 00:37:07,392
Oh, Howie.
669
00:37:08,059 --> 00:37:10,603
Excuse me, Mr. Zelinka,
I know it's late,
670
00:37:10,687 --> 00:37:12,230
but I wondered if I
could talk to you.
671
00:37:12,689 --> 00:37:14,274
Well, come on in.
672
00:37:17,569 --> 00:37:19,529
I'll turn that off.
673
00:37:24,993 --> 00:37:27,454
Now, what's
on your mind?
674
00:37:28,538 --> 00:37:30,790
Well, Jonathan
called me tonight.
675
00:37:30,874 --> 00:37:33,251
Oh, Howie, if it's about
the test, don't bother.
676
00:37:33,501 --> 00:37:35,211
My mind is made up.
677
00:37:35,879 --> 00:37:38,131
It's an insult.
I'm not going to do it,
678
00:37:38,214 --> 00:37:40,175
So I'm afraid you
came here for nothing.
679
00:37:42,969 --> 00:37:44,512
Well, if there isn't
anything else,
680
00:37:45,180 --> 00:37:46,431
I think
I'd like to be alone.
681
00:37:47,932 --> 00:37:49,267
There is something else.
682
00:37:50,018 --> 00:37:51,186
Well?
683
00:37:52,562 --> 00:37:55,023
I wanted to tell you
why I never
do my homework.
684
00:37:55,648 --> 00:37:57,567
I think we both
know that, Howie
685
00:37:57,901 --> 00:37:59,444
No, you don't.
686
00:38:00,195 --> 00:38:01,821
See, you think
it's because I'm lazy.
687
00:38:01,905 --> 00:38:03,823
That's not it at all.
688
00:38:07,076 --> 00:38:08,745
I like your class
so much.
689
00:38:09,454 --> 00:38:11,539
It's the first time
I ever really
liked a class.
690
00:38:13,041 --> 00:38:15,335
You really care
about me.
691
00:38:15,418 --> 00:38:17,086
You talk to me
like I'm important.
692
00:38:18,171 --> 00:38:20,256
You are important,
Howie.
693
00:38:21,716 --> 00:38:23,802
But I never felt that way
until I met you.
694
00:38:26,054 --> 00:38:28,556
I-I just love
being in your class.
695
00:38:32,060 --> 00:38:34,771
Then why don't you
do your homework?
696
00:38:38,775 --> 00:38:41,194
Because I figured that
if I didn't do it,
697
00:38:42,362 --> 00:38:44,656
that you'd
have to flunk me,
698
00:38:44,739 --> 00:38:46,032
and I'd get to be
in your class again.
699
00:38:49,369 --> 00:38:51,287
Is that the truth?
700
00:38:53,248 --> 00:38:54,415
Yeah.
701
00:39:00,088 --> 00:39:01,714
Why didn't you ever
tell me this before?
702
00:39:04,342 --> 00:39:05,677
Because I was scared to.
703
00:39:07,846 --> 00:39:09,806
Sometimes it's hard
to tell the truth
when you're scared
704
00:39:10,139 --> 00:39:11,266
isn't it, Mr. Zelinka?
705
00:39:13,393 --> 00:39:14,978
That's why you're
not taking the test.
706
00:39:15,061 --> 00:39:17,939
Because you're scared. I know
what that feels like.
707
00:39:18,022 --> 00:39:19,107
That's nonsense.
708
00:39:19,899 --> 00:39:21,776
Pardon me, sir,
but it's not.
709
00:39:22,026 --> 00:39:25,530
I was honest with you. Why
can't you be honest with me?
710
00:39:30,994 --> 00:39:31,953
All right.
711
00:39:32,954 --> 00:39:34,080
I'm scared.
712
00:39:36,040 --> 00:39:38,084
I'm afraid those people
have the truth.
713
00:39:39,627 --> 00:39:40,837
I'm just an old man
714
00:39:40,920 --> 00:39:43,339
who doesn't know
when to quit.
715
00:39:46,634 --> 00:39:48,803
But don't you see?
They're not right.
716
00:39:50,054 --> 00:39:51,598
Why do you think
the kids have done all this?
717
00:39:51,681 --> 00:39:53,600
The petitions, the picketing?
718
00:39:54,851 --> 00:39:57,228
Because they're
sorry for me.
719
00:39:58,229 --> 00:40:00,857
They did it because
you're the best teacher
in the school.
720
00:40:02,358 --> 00:40:03,818
They did it
because you care,
721
00:40:03,902 --> 00:40:05,278
and that
makes them care.
722
00:40:08,156 --> 00:40:09,449
It's too late, Howie.
723
00:40:09,991 --> 00:40:11,075
No, it's not.
724
00:40:12,160 --> 00:40:15,121
Mr. Z, remember what you
told me about being scared,
725
00:40:15,204 --> 00:40:16,623
about getting up
in front of the class?
726
00:40:18,416 --> 00:40:20,251
You said that you
have to try.
727
00:40:21,502 --> 00:40:23,671
That's the only way
to get over being scared.
728
00:40:29,093 --> 00:40:31,804
Giving me back
my own platitudes--
729
00:40:32,972 --> 00:40:34,933
That's hitting
below the belt, Howie.
730
00:40:38,311 --> 00:40:40,688
Well, I figured
that you could take it.
731
00:40:43,066 --> 00:40:45,443
I'll tell you what.
I'll make you a deal.
732
00:40:46,861 --> 00:40:48,154
You take the test,
733
00:40:49,322 --> 00:40:51,240
and I'll start
doing my homework.
734
00:40:53,117 --> 00:40:54,494
What do you say?
735
00:40:58,790 --> 00:41:01,834
You've just made me
an offer I can't refuse.
736
00:41:13,054 --> 00:41:14,555
Good morning,
Mr. Zelinka.
737
00:41:14,639 --> 00:41:15,556
If you say so.
738
00:41:15,807 --> 00:41:17,433
Mr. Arnold
will be with you
739
00:41:17,517 --> 00:41:18,810
during the test.
740
00:41:18,893 --> 00:41:20,186
Now, the test itself
741
00:41:20,269 --> 00:41:23,189
consists of true and false
and multiple choice.
742
00:41:23,773 --> 00:41:26,109
We've allotted you
three hours.
743
00:41:26,234 --> 00:41:27,151
Three hours?
744
00:41:27,235 --> 00:41:28,277
Oh, yes.
745
00:41:28,361 --> 00:41:31,572
Of course, it covers
a wide variety of subjects.
746
00:41:32,073 --> 00:41:33,700
I'm sure that a man
of your background
747
00:41:33,783 --> 00:41:35,576
will have no trouble
at all with it.
748
00:41:36,327 --> 00:41:38,079
You'll begin the test
at nine o' clock.
749
00:41:38,162 --> 00:41:40,415
And we'll pronounce
the results in chamber
750
00:41:40,498 --> 00:41:42,667
at about 12:30,
just prior to lunch.
751
00:41:44,419 --> 00:41:45,420
That's about it.
752
00:41:46,087 --> 00:41:46,963
Shall we get started?
753
00:41:48,131 --> 00:41:49,048
Good luck.
754
00:41:56,431 --> 00:41:57,515
If you'll excuse me,
755
00:41:57,598 --> 00:41:59,392
I have a board meeting
to attend.
756
00:42:10,069 --> 00:42:11,863
[clock ticking]
757
00:42:29,756 --> 00:42:30,882
Mr. Arnold.
758
00:42:32,675 --> 00:42:33,843
Yes?
759
00:42:35,303 --> 00:42:37,305
The whole
second section of this
760
00:42:37,388 --> 00:42:39,432
is chemistry
and biology.
761
00:42:39,849 --> 00:42:42,393
That's correct.
It covers many subjects.
762
00:42:44,270 --> 00:42:47,315
But my teaching
for the past 40 years
has been--
763
00:42:47,398 --> 00:42:48,399
Mr. Zelinka,
764
00:42:49,192 --> 00:42:50,526
The clock is running.
765
00:42:51,194 --> 00:42:53,029
I'd get started
if I were you.
766
00:43:23,309 --> 00:43:24,185
It's 11:30.
767
00:43:25,061 --> 00:43:26,229
I wonder
how he's doing.
768
00:43:27,188 --> 00:43:28,106
It's rigged.
769
00:43:29,190 --> 00:43:30,024
What?
770
00:43:30,108 --> 00:43:31,901
They rigged the test
so he wouldn't pass.
771
00:43:31,984 --> 00:43:32,944
How do you know?
772
00:43:33,027 --> 00:43:33,903
Mark.
773
00:43:34,237 --> 00:43:35,780
Oh, yeah, I'm sorry.
774
00:43:36,489 --> 00:43:37,782
What are we gonna do?
775
00:43:37,865 --> 00:43:40,409
The only thing
we can do in case like this.
776
00:43:40,493 --> 00:43:41,577
What's that?
777
00:43:42,411 --> 00:43:43,412
Cheat.
778
00:43:53,339 --> 00:43:54,382
Mr. Arnold?
779
00:43:57,260 --> 00:43:58,511
Yes, Mr. Zelinka?
780
00:44:01,180 --> 00:44:02,431
I'm finished.
781
00:44:03,808 --> 00:44:05,768
You've completed
the entire test?
782
00:44:07,436 --> 00:44:08,354
There were
a couple of sections
783
00:44:08,437 --> 00:44:09,730
I couldn't
answer at all,
784
00:44:09,814 --> 00:44:11,649
But I did the best
I could.
785
00:44:13,276 --> 00:44:14,318
I'm sorry to hear that.
786
00:44:15,528 --> 00:44:17,321
If you're through,
you may go.
787
00:44:17,864 --> 00:44:19,615
Just leave your papers
on the desk.
788
00:44:39,635 --> 00:44:41,929
Mr. Zelinka,
what are you doing?
789
00:44:46,184 --> 00:44:47,268
I don't know.
790
00:44:53,608 --> 00:44:55,109
Mr. Zelinka,
I thought
791
00:44:55,192 --> 00:44:56,485
you were through
with the test.
792
00:44:59,488 --> 00:45:00,364
So did I.
793
00:45:05,244 --> 00:45:07,204
Well... Are you,
or aren't you?
794
00:45:10,499 --> 00:45:11,876
I guess I'm not.
795
00:45:42,782 --> 00:45:43,991
How did you do?
796
00:45:44,241 --> 00:45:45,493
I don't know.
797
00:45:46,786 --> 00:45:48,037
We'll find out
soon enough.
798
00:45:48,829 --> 00:45:50,456
We'd better get
in the board room.
799
00:45:51,457 --> 00:45:52,917
A bunch of the kids
skipped class
800
00:45:53,000 --> 00:45:53,834
to hear the results.
801
00:45:53,918 --> 00:45:55,795
They're waiting for you
in the board room.
802
00:45:56,379 --> 00:45:57,672
Are you all right?
803
00:45:58,214 --> 00:46:01,300
I... I don't know.
804
00:46:03,678 --> 00:46:06,472
We understand
your situation,
Mr. Thompson.
805
00:46:06,555 --> 00:46:09,266
The entire board
hopes that your wife
806
00:46:09,350 --> 00:46:11,143
will soon
make a speedy recovery.
807
00:46:13,396 --> 00:46:16,941
And so we will delay
any further discussion
808
00:46:17,024 --> 00:46:19,151
of the closing
of Clark street elementary
809
00:46:19,235 --> 00:46:22,029
until Mr. Thompson
completes his report.
810
00:46:22,238 --> 00:46:23,614
[door opens]
811
00:46:32,999 --> 00:46:34,458
Our last piece
of business
812
00:46:34,542 --> 00:46:35,376
for this morning
813
00:46:35,459 --> 00:46:36,711
will be the results
814
00:46:36,794 --> 00:46:38,713
of Mr. Zelinka's
competency test.
815
00:46:40,089 --> 00:46:42,758
Mr. Zelinka,
will you come up
here, please?
816
00:47:02,111 --> 00:47:03,154
Mr. Arnold.
817
00:47:07,241 --> 00:47:09,326
Mr. Arnold.
The report, please.
818
00:47:11,620 --> 00:47:13,706
Mr. Zelinka
scored a...
819
00:47:15,750 --> 00:47:17,126
99.5.
820
00:47:18,294 --> 00:47:20,921
[applause]
821
00:47:29,180 --> 00:47:30,347
Order!
822
00:47:30,431 --> 00:47:32,391
May we have order?
823
00:47:33,017 --> 00:47:35,561
Are you sure
about that score,
Mr. Arnold?
824
00:47:36,604 --> 00:47:38,773
It's the highest score
anyone ever achieved
825
00:47:38,856 --> 00:47:40,191
on this particular test.
826
00:47:40,691 --> 00:47:42,068
And I'm quite sure.
827
00:47:47,281 --> 00:47:49,533
Congratulations,
Mr. Zelinka.
828
00:47:52,369 --> 00:47:54,455
This meeting
is adjourned for lunch!
829
00:48:08,928 --> 00:48:13,349
No, no, Mr. Z won't go!
No, no, Mr. Z won't go!
830
00:48:13,516 --> 00:48:17,812
No, no, Mr. Z won't go!
No, no, Mr. Z won't go!
831
00:48:17,937 --> 00:48:19,522
Congratulations,
Mr. Z.
832
00:48:20,064 --> 00:48:21,107
Thank you, Howie.
833
00:48:21,482 --> 00:48:23,859
I'll expect to see
your homework
in the morning.
834
00:48:31,575 --> 00:48:33,202
[theme music playing]
835
00:49:05,442 --> 00:49:06,652
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