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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,898 --> 00:00:03,585 ♪ Boo, boo, boo, boo ♪ *DUNCANVILLE* 2 00:00:05,014 --> 00:00:09,030 ♪ Boo, boo, boo, boo ♪ Season 02 Episode 04 3 00:00:09,115 --> 00:00:12,952 ♪ Boo, boo, boo, boo 4 00:00:13,037 --> 00:00:17,015 ♪ Boo, boo, boo, boo ♪ 5 00:00:17,100 --> 00:00:20,999 ♪ Boo, boo, boo, boo 6 00:00:21,084 --> 00:00:23,741 ♪ Boo, boo, boo, boo ♪ 7 00:00:24,497 --> 00:00:25,673 Ooh! 8 00:00:26,100 --> 00:00:27,881 - Mommy! - Aaaaaaah! 9 00:00:27,966 --> 00:00:29,096 - Duncan! - Duncan! 10 00:00:29,198 --> 00:00:31,413 Episode Title: " Sibling Revelry" Aired on: June 07, 2021. 11 00:00:33,324 --> 00:00:34,724 Mommy, look! 12 00:00:34,808 --> 00:00:37,193 ♪ I'm dancing on the table 13 00:00:37,277 --> 00:00:39,739 ♪ Now I'm skating on the placemats ♪ 14 00:00:39,823 --> 00:00:41,201 ♪ I had gummy bears for breakfast ♪ 15 00:00:41,285 --> 00:00:42,757 ♪ And I'm going insane 16 00:00:42,841 --> 00:00:45,326 I'm afraid for your life, but it's so adorable. 17 00:00:45,410 --> 00:00:46,806 I have to get a picture. 18 00:00:49,419 --> 00:00:50,766 I want mangley spoon! 19 00:00:50,850 --> 00:00:52,108 Mangley spoon is mine! 20 00:00:52,192 --> 00:00:53,505 Catch me, Mommy! 21 00:00:53,589 --> 00:00:54,514 - Mom! - What? 22 00:00:54,598 --> 00:00:56,618 Yay... 23 00:00:56,848 --> 00:00:58,356 Aw! 24 00:00:58,440 --> 00:01:00,700 I thought we solved this spoon thing. 25 00:01:00,784 --> 00:01:01,800 It's Tuesday. 26 00:01:01,884 --> 00:01:04,258 Kimberly gets the mangley spoon. 27 00:01:04,342 --> 00:01:05,975 Mmm! 28 00:01:06,059 --> 00:01:07,123 Ha-ha. 29 00:01:07,207 --> 00:01:09,489 Ugh, that should be my bloody mouth! 30 00:01:09,573 --> 00:01:10,692 Sorry, Jing. 31 00:01:10,776 --> 00:01:12,945 Do your dangerous, cute thing again. 32 00:01:13,029 --> 00:01:14,091 Why bother? 33 00:01:14,175 --> 00:01:16,631 You're clearly enjoying Duncan and Kimberly's 34 00:01:16,715 --> 00:01:19,027 daily spoon fight more than me. 35 00:01:19,111 --> 00:01:20,119 Guess what? 36 00:01:20,203 --> 00:01:21,919 Our stimulus check finally arrived, 37 00:01:22,003 --> 00:01:24,505 and I spent it all on tickets to... 38 00:01:24,589 --> 00:01:26,551 the movies! 39 00:01:26,635 --> 00:01:28,052 - Yeah! - Yay! 40 00:01:28,136 --> 00:01:30,740 Ooh, "The Seedy Life of Plants"! 41 00:01:30,824 --> 00:01:33,623 I just have to know what these little guys do 42 00:01:33,707 --> 00:01:34,928 when I'm not around. 43 00:01:35,012 --> 00:01:35,692 I call shotgun! 44 00:01:35,776 --> 00:01:38,101 I called shotgun in bed when I woke up! 45 00:01:38,480 --> 00:01:41,501 Don't do anything crazy while we're gone! 46 00:01:44,272 --> 00:01:46,329 Move your flat ass! 47 00:01:46,413 --> 00:01:48,740 I'll move it into the front seat! 48 00:01:48,824 --> 00:01:51,576 And the doctor said my ass isn't done growing! 49 00:01:51,660 --> 00:01:53,717 Your mother gets shotgun! 50 00:01:53,801 --> 00:01:56,209 She feeds me orange slices while I drive. 51 00:01:56,293 --> 00:01:57,623 Then I get back-right seat! 52 00:01:57,707 --> 00:02:00,510 I meant back-right seat when I called shotgun! 53 00:02:01,987 --> 00:02:03,071 My ulna! 54 00:02:03,155 --> 00:02:05,072 It was your radius, crapbrain. 55 00:02:05,156 --> 00:02:06,568 Will you two knock it off 56 00:02:06,652 --> 00:02:08,428 and help Jing get in her car seat? 57 00:02:08,512 --> 00:02:10,442 Look! I buckled myself in. 58 00:02:10,526 --> 00:02:11,846 Not now, Jing. 59 00:02:11,930 --> 00:02:13,267 I know how to do it. 60 00:02:13,351 --> 00:02:15,642 I was just being cute. 61 00:02:17,458 --> 00:02:19,211 Don't look at me, freak! 62 00:02:19,295 --> 00:02:21,537 I'm flippin' you off. Double bird! 63 00:02:21,621 --> 00:02:23,852 I am so sick of your fighting. 64 00:02:23,936 --> 00:02:25,946 One day, your father and I will be gone 65 00:02:26,030 --> 00:02:27,788 and you'll only have each other. 66 00:02:27,872 --> 00:02:32,101 The love of a sibling is one of life's treasured blessings. 67 00:02:32,185 --> 00:02:34,740 - You don't talk to Uncle Stan. - Never say his name! 68 00:02:34,824 --> 00:02:36,290 We're never gonna get along, Mom. 69 00:02:36,374 --> 00:02:37,341 You should let that go. 70 00:02:37,425 --> 00:02:39,931 Yeah, I can't wait till we're estranged adults! 71 00:02:41,434 --> 00:02:43,297 Hey, Duncan, you remember Kimberly? 72 00:02:43,381 --> 00:02:46,529 Oh, yeah, yeah. I've been meaning to call. 73 00:02:46,613 --> 00:02:48,210 You still living in Illinois? 74 00:02:48,294 --> 00:02:50,053 - Um, Germany. - Right, right. 75 00:02:50,137 --> 00:02:51,696 So, how's Tammy? 76 00:02:51,780 --> 00:02:54,215 Uh, my wife's name is Angie, and she's dead. 77 00:02:54,299 --> 00:02:55,826 Right, right. 78 00:02:55,910 --> 00:02:58,628 I think I put a heart on that post, mm-hmm. 79 00:02:58,712 --> 00:03:00,129 You want to meet your nephew? 80 00:03:00,213 --> 00:03:01,297 Nah. 81 00:03:01,381 --> 00:03:03,466 Why wouldn't you meet my son? 82 00:03:03,550 --> 00:03:05,226 You were just gonna use him to ask me for money! 83 00:03:05,310 --> 00:03:09,279 Go back to Germany with your white-collar criminal husband! 84 00:03:10,649 --> 00:03:12,793 Let's see what my future looks like! 85 00:03:12,877 --> 00:03:14,068 No time for fantasies, Jing. 86 00:03:14,152 --> 00:03:15,954 I need to yell at your brother and sister. 87 00:03:16,038 --> 00:03:18,648 Hey! Hey! Hey! Don't make us turn this car around! 88 00:03:18,732 --> 00:03:21,001 Nice try, you already bought the tickets. 89 00:03:21,085 --> 00:03:24,671 I mailed in proofs of purchase for this! 90 00:03:24,755 --> 00:03:27,046 Jack! Roundabout! 91 00:03:28,948 --> 00:03:30,536 That's it. We're going home. 92 00:03:30,620 --> 00:03:33,061 Jack, reverse roundabout. 93 00:03:35,816 --> 00:03:37,500 Ugh! Thanks a lot. 94 00:03:37,584 --> 00:03:40,467 Now I'll never see a plant throw a rager! 95 00:03:43,758 --> 00:03:47,454 They're coming back, guys! 96 00:03:50,105 --> 00:03:51,857 I sprayed some Shout on the shirt. 97 00:03:51,941 --> 00:03:53,443 We won't know until morning. 98 00:03:53,527 --> 00:03:55,035 Both of you, go to your rooms. 99 00:03:55,119 --> 00:03:56,490 Straight to bed. Now! 100 00:03:56,574 --> 00:03:57,754 - Fine by me. - Love it. 101 00:03:57,838 --> 00:04:00,589 Alexa, unplug Wi-Fi. 102 00:04:00,673 --> 00:04:03,192 - No! - No! 103 00:04:03,276 --> 00:04:04,786 But I'll die. 104 00:04:04,870 --> 00:04:06,400 Do it, Alexa. 105 00:04:09,449 --> 00:04:12,892 You monsters! 106 00:04:17,216 --> 00:04:19,886 Shut up. I'm hungry too. 107 00:04:19,970 --> 00:04:23,704 Ugh, okay, I'm going! 108 00:04:27,569 --> 00:04:31,136 Is that the last Babybel sharp original cheese? 109 00:04:42,241 --> 00:04:44,066 I'm sending you to hell! 110 00:04:44,150 --> 00:04:45,758 I'm already there! 111 00:04:47,395 --> 00:04:49,961 Duncan! Kimberly! 112 00:04:52,590 --> 00:04:54,211 - Spray me, Daddy. - Sorry, Jing. 113 00:04:54,295 --> 00:04:56,254 The hose is set to punishment, not fun. 114 00:04:56,338 --> 00:04:57,554 Aw... 115 00:04:59,551 --> 00:05:01,044 This is why we don't get invited 116 00:05:01,128 --> 00:05:02,528 to neighborhood block parties! 117 00:05:02,612 --> 00:05:06,021 Yeah, we know you're having block parties! 118 00:05:07,450 --> 00:05:09,201 Family discord. 119 00:05:09,285 --> 00:05:11,628 As old as Cwain and Abel. 120 00:05:11,712 --> 00:05:14,131 We're at the end of our rope, Bradley. 121 00:05:14,215 --> 00:05:16,208 How are you so well-behaved? 122 00:05:16,292 --> 00:05:18,043 I wasn't always. 123 00:05:18,127 --> 00:05:20,713 I used to be a pyro. 124 00:05:20,797 --> 00:05:22,564 Some kids suck their thumbs. 125 00:05:22,648 --> 00:05:25,159 Some kids wanna watch the world burn. 126 00:05:25,243 --> 00:05:26,235 Oh, sure. Sure. 127 00:05:26,319 --> 00:05:28,554 But what turned it around for you? 128 00:05:28,638 --> 00:05:31,250 Trust Falls Wilderness Therapy Camp. 129 00:05:31,334 --> 00:05:34,001 You can use my referral code. 130 00:05:34,085 --> 00:05:37,615 It says here that three former therapy campers 131 00:05:37,699 --> 00:05:40,449 have gone on to be state representatives. 132 00:05:40,533 --> 00:05:43,818 Disgraced Congressman Timothy Gerald. 133 00:05:43,902 --> 00:05:45,502 Not bad. 134 00:05:45,586 --> 00:05:48,331 And the brochure is glossy, 135 00:05:48,415 --> 00:05:50,092 but I don't know. 136 00:05:50,176 --> 00:05:51,501 Yeah, they're awful kids, 137 00:05:51,585 --> 00:05:53,621 but they're not send-away awful. 138 00:05:53,705 --> 00:05:55,264 Uh, Daddy? 139 00:05:55,440 --> 00:05:57,014 Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! 140 00:05:57,098 --> 00:06:01,028 Mom, Kimberly's killing me with your good mixer! 141 00:06:01,112 --> 00:06:02,328 - Hmm... - Hmm... 142 00:06:03,638 --> 00:06:04,786 Don't make us go! 143 00:06:04,870 --> 00:06:06,372 It's cheaper to just send him! 144 00:06:06,456 --> 00:06:08,690 Okay, time to go. Miss you. Have a great time. Bye! 145 00:06:13,107 --> 00:06:14,281 Thank you! 146 00:06:14,365 --> 00:06:16,454 They'll be gone all week! 147 00:06:30,081 --> 00:06:32,708 Ugh! The air is fresh! 148 00:06:32,792 --> 00:06:35,769 And none of the trees are cell towers! 149 00:06:35,995 --> 00:06:37,793 Howdy, troubled campers! 150 00:06:37,877 --> 00:06:39,544 Whether you burned down a house, 151 00:06:39,628 --> 00:06:42,747 stole your grandma's meds, or just choked your stepdad 152 00:06:42,831 --> 00:06:45,528 'cause he smoked your cigarettes, we're gonna fix ya! 153 00:06:45,612 --> 00:06:47,973 - Who is this loser? - I'm Douglas. 154 00:06:48,057 --> 00:06:49,567 And you're not just my campers. 155 00:06:49,651 --> 00:06:51,887 You're the children I couldn't biologically have. 156 00:06:51,971 --> 00:06:54,501 Let's get this week started! 157 00:06:55,741 --> 00:06:58,586 It's your fault we're here with Clappy McCastrated. 158 00:06:58,670 --> 00:07:01,830 My tibia! 159 00:07:01,914 --> 00:07:03,999 That was the best movie I've ever seen, 160 00:07:04,083 --> 00:07:05,501 and I've seen three movies! 161 00:07:05,585 --> 00:07:08,578 I didn't like it at first, but it grew on me. 162 00:07:08,662 --> 00:07:11,323 Get it? Grew? 163 00:07:11,407 --> 00:07:13,826 Aha, look who wants to play! 164 00:07:13,910 --> 00:07:16,512 I'm glad you sent Duncan and Kimberly to jail. 165 00:07:16,596 --> 00:07:20,165 - Swing me! - Whee! 166 00:07:20,249 --> 00:07:23,002 - I can't believe... - Whee! 167 00:07:23,086 --> 00:07:25,095 Neglected her so much. 168 00:07:25,179 --> 00:07:26,096 That ends today. 169 00:07:26,180 --> 00:07:28,449 For the next whee-k, 170 00:07:28,533 --> 00:07:30,676 all our focus will be on you. 171 00:07:30,760 --> 00:07:32,286 What do you wanna do next, honey? 172 00:07:32,370 --> 00:07:34,013 I wanna see "Plants" again! 173 00:07:34,097 --> 00:07:36,698 Whee! 174 00:07:36,782 --> 00:07:40,019 Now, our program's all about teamwork, 175 00:07:40,103 --> 00:07:42,611 so we're gonna start by building a fire. 176 00:07:42,695 --> 00:07:44,004 Everybody, pair up. 177 00:07:44,088 --> 00:07:45,700 There you go. Find a buddy. 178 00:07:45,784 --> 00:07:47,468 - Mm. - Hmm. 179 00:07:47,552 --> 00:07:50,212 - Damn it! - Damn it! 180 00:07:50,296 --> 00:07:52,685 Okay! One of you has kindling. 181 00:07:52,769 --> 00:07:53,870 The other has flint. 182 00:07:53,954 --> 00:07:57,711 Uh-oh! This calls for teamwork! 183 00:07:59,694 --> 00:08:01,362 Ha-ha, you'll never be warm. 184 00:08:01,446 --> 00:08:03,679 But you will. 185 00:08:05,901 --> 00:08:08,033 Ow! My metatarsals! 186 00:08:08,117 --> 00:08:09,747 You two need to work together, 187 00:08:09,831 --> 00:08:11,286 or you're never gonna graduate. 188 00:08:11,370 --> 00:08:13,798 Thanks, Overalls, but it doesn't matter what we do. 189 00:08:13,882 --> 00:08:16,442 - We go home in a week anyway. - Wrong, Overbite. 190 00:08:16,526 --> 00:08:19,470 You don't successfully complete the course, you don't go home. 191 00:08:19,554 --> 00:08:21,122 We've been here 20 years. 192 00:08:21,206 --> 00:08:23,458 21, front butt! 193 00:08:23,542 --> 00:08:26,362 I'm telling Mom and Dad, if they're still alive! 194 00:08:26,446 --> 00:08:28,280 21 years? 195 00:08:28,364 --> 00:08:30,431 Who's gonna watch my son? 196 00:08:33,783 --> 00:08:37,067 Oh, Chef Jing, the plastic spaghetti and Barbie leg 197 00:08:37,151 --> 00:08:38,155 hit the spot. 198 00:08:38,239 --> 00:08:40,825 And that rack of Lego bricks was divine. 199 00:08:40,909 --> 00:08:42,159 Thanks for dining with us. 200 00:08:42,243 --> 00:08:44,587 I didn't charge you for the handful of Cheerios. 201 00:08:44,671 --> 00:08:46,589 Ah, we're not done yet. 202 00:08:46,673 --> 00:08:48,332 Can we see your dessert list? 203 00:08:48,416 --> 00:08:50,409 Sorry. 204 00:08:50,493 --> 00:08:53,988 The arcade and indoor trampoline wore me out. 205 00:08:54,072 --> 00:08:55,656 I'm going on my break. 206 00:08:55,740 --> 00:08:59,160 Rhonda will take care of you. 207 00:08:59,244 --> 00:09:03,571 But how are you gonna nap when you're it? 208 00:09:04,674 --> 00:09:05,666 Oh, God! 209 00:09:05,750 --> 00:09:07,668 I'm okay! 210 00:09:07,752 --> 00:09:09,445 Ooh, Daddy needs a doctor. 211 00:09:09,529 --> 00:09:11,238 Get your medical kit! 212 00:09:16,761 --> 00:09:19,030 Welcome to the Trail of Trust. 213 00:09:19,114 --> 00:09:21,015 You will guide your blindfolded partner 214 00:09:21,099 --> 00:09:23,126 across this obstacle-filled trail. 215 00:09:23,210 --> 00:09:24,869 Good luck, my beautiful babies! 216 00:09:24,953 --> 00:09:27,587 I'm gonna run behind this tree and watch. 217 00:09:28,882 --> 00:09:30,949 The only way we're ever gonna leave this place is 218 00:09:31,033 --> 00:09:32,360 if they think we're getting along. 219 00:09:32,444 --> 00:09:33,970 - Yeah, I can't do that. - Neither can I. 220 00:09:34,054 --> 00:09:36,030 But we can pretend to get along. 221 00:09:36,114 --> 00:09:39,124 Pretend? Well, I was a back half of a donkey 222 00:09:39,208 --> 00:09:41,460 in four school plays, so let's do it. 223 00:09:41,544 --> 00:09:43,192 Forward, big brother! 224 00:09:43,276 --> 00:09:47,047 You have my trust, oh, noble sister! 225 00:09:47,642 --> 00:09:49,747 Sharp rock ahead. Veer left! 226 00:09:49,831 --> 00:09:51,935 I believe in you. 227 00:09:52,054 --> 00:09:53,973 Nicely done, good listener. 228 00:09:54,057 --> 00:09:57,179 Hooray to us and our loving bond! 229 00:09:58,912 --> 00:10:02,719 Oh, man. This could be so good! 230 00:10:08,070 --> 00:10:09,711 Ugh! Go right. 231 00:10:13,485 --> 00:10:14,950 Super siblings! 232 00:10:15,034 --> 00:10:18,094 You cannot fake love like that. 233 00:10:20,753 --> 00:10:23,153 - Don't laugh with me! - I'm not laughing with you. 234 00:10:23,237 --> 00:10:24,762 I'm laughing at you for laughing with me 235 00:10:24,846 --> 00:10:26,830 and not thinking I'm laughing at you. 236 00:10:26,914 --> 00:10:29,347 Good! 237 00:10:31,811 --> 00:10:35,581 Jing, where are you? 238 00:10:36,933 --> 00:10:39,702 When will this ever end? 239 00:10:39,786 --> 00:10:42,597 Come out, come out, wherever you are! 240 00:10:42,681 --> 00:10:45,655 I guess she's not here. 241 00:10:46,943 --> 00:10:48,750 - Whoa! - Gotcha! 242 00:10:51,455 --> 00:10:55,209 All righty, who likes games of personal sacrifice? 243 00:10:55,293 --> 00:10:56,328 Excellent! 244 00:10:56,412 --> 00:10:58,582 Okay everyone, here's the scenario. 245 00:10:58,666 --> 00:11:02,449 The island is going to explode, but only one of you can escape. 246 00:11:02,533 --> 00:11:04,507 Who goes in the boat? 247 00:11:10,314 --> 00:11:13,746 We'd rather die together than live apart. 248 00:11:13,830 --> 00:11:15,777 Thus is the strength of our love. 249 00:11:15,861 --> 00:11:17,519 Whoa! Save some of that progress 250 00:11:17,603 --> 00:11:19,316 for the rest of these nutcases. 251 00:11:19,400 --> 00:11:20,609 Shame on you! 252 00:11:20,693 --> 00:11:22,543 Shame on all of you! 253 00:11:26,529 --> 00:11:28,332 Come on, Jing! 254 00:11:28,416 --> 00:11:32,480 Let's pretend we're pirates looking for pizza booty! 255 00:11:32,564 --> 00:11:35,801 I want to pretend I'm an adult and get the pizza myself. 256 00:11:35,885 --> 00:11:37,761 But what are we gonna do? 257 00:11:37,845 --> 00:11:41,030 Here's an iPad. Entertain yourselves. 258 00:11:42,299 --> 00:11:44,200 Okay. Here we go. 259 00:11:44,284 --> 00:11:46,219 - Sprite. - Olive oil. 260 00:11:46,303 --> 00:11:48,705 - Red hot pepper flakes. - Loose change. 261 00:11:48,789 --> 00:11:51,874 And a free sample of Pepcid AC. 262 00:11:52,476 --> 00:11:55,136 What do I get if I drink the whole thing? 263 00:11:55,220 --> 00:11:56,971 If you're gonna make this about personal gain, 264 00:11:57,055 --> 00:11:58,214 - just forget it. - Yeah, Bex. 265 00:11:58,298 --> 00:11:59,732 You used to be about the sludge. 266 00:11:59,816 --> 00:12:01,457 No, I am! I am! 267 00:12:03,579 --> 00:12:07,073 Oh! It tastes bad! 268 00:12:07,157 --> 00:12:08,741 Oh, hey Jing. Here's your pizza. 269 00:12:08,825 --> 00:12:11,002 Do me a favor. Put it under the heat lamp. 270 00:12:11,086 --> 00:12:13,011 I just need five minutes. 271 00:12:13,095 --> 00:12:15,462 How are Duncan and Kimberly doing in psycho camp? 272 00:12:15,546 --> 00:12:16,980 Probably better than me. 273 00:12:17,064 --> 00:12:19,736 I wanted all the attention, and it was fun at first... 274 00:12:19,820 --> 00:12:21,371 Ooh, I'm sensing a twist coming. 275 00:12:21,455 --> 00:12:23,543 But now they won't leave me alone! 276 00:12:23,627 --> 00:12:24,757 There it is! 277 00:12:24,841 --> 00:12:28,482 Jing, the iPad locked! What's your passcode again? 278 00:12:28,566 --> 00:12:30,066 One, one, one, one, one, one! 279 00:12:30,150 --> 00:12:32,941 Argh! Is me pepperoni pizza ready yet? 280 00:12:33,025 --> 00:12:35,032 Get back in the car! 281 00:12:37,354 --> 00:12:39,132 Mm... 282 00:12:39,523 --> 00:12:42,406 Ugh, I feel like I'm dying. 283 00:12:43,860 --> 00:12:45,537 Mia, another Sprite! 284 00:12:45,621 --> 00:12:48,296 We're goin' again! 285 00:12:49,792 --> 00:12:53,464 Congratulations, Duncan and Kimberly only! 286 00:12:53,548 --> 00:12:54,379 Shame on you! 287 00:12:54,463 --> 00:12:56,161 Ow! 288 00:12:56,353 --> 00:12:59,410 Well, you two have completed the program in record time. 289 00:12:59,494 --> 00:13:01,828 You ran across the Hot Coals of Communication... 290 00:13:01,912 --> 00:13:03,329 Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! 291 00:13:03,413 --> 00:13:04,886 Your pain is my pain. 292 00:13:04,970 --> 00:13:08,569 The Compassion Cake you baked changed my life. 293 00:13:10,754 --> 00:13:13,656 Dad, I forgive you. 294 00:13:13,740 --> 00:13:15,266 And your Dance of Devotion 295 00:13:15,350 --> 00:13:17,602 was just the right amount of sexual. 296 00:13:17,686 --> 00:13:19,270 ♪ I'm a savage, yeah 297 00:13:19,354 --> 00:13:21,606 ♪ Classy, bougie, ratchet 298 00:13:21,690 --> 00:13:22,756 Yeah! 299 00:13:22,840 --> 00:13:24,543 By the power invested in me, 300 00:13:24,627 --> 00:13:26,511 by a workshop I took at the Airport Radisson, 301 00:13:26,595 --> 00:13:29,207 I now present you with this certificate of Completion 302 00:13:29,291 --> 00:13:32,266 and a ride on the Zip Line of Zuczess. 303 00:13:32,350 --> 00:13:33,934 - Gimme! - Thanks, sucker! 304 00:13:34,018 --> 00:13:35,269 We faked the whole thing! 305 00:13:35,353 --> 00:13:37,847 Yeah, this camp blows, and you're a virgin! 306 00:13:37,931 --> 00:13:40,383 I've been nothing but nice to you! 307 00:13:40,467 --> 00:13:43,487 It was my idea to fake it! I'm going first! 308 00:13:43,571 --> 00:13:45,379 It was my idea to agree with you. 309 00:13:45,463 --> 00:13:47,965 I should go first! 310 00:13:48,049 --> 00:13:51,184 Whoo! 311 00:13:51,268 --> 00:13:54,077 That zip line's only for one person! 312 00:13:57,728 --> 00:13:59,316 Oh, my goodness! 313 00:13:59,400 --> 00:14:01,871 And that's why we have parents sign release forms. 314 00:14:01,955 --> 00:14:05,189 What did we do to deserve this? 315 00:14:10,397 --> 00:14:12,382 We're gonna die! 316 00:14:13,919 --> 00:14:15,736 Never mind. I'm good. 317 00:14:19,984 --> 00:14:22,210 Thank you, gentle beavers. 318 00:14:25,716 --> 00:14:28,510 I was riding the Zip Line of Zuczess out of here, 319 00:14:28,594 --> 00:14:30,081 and you ruined it! 320 00:14:30,165 --> 00:14:33,341 I ruined it? I ruined it? 321 00:14:33,425 --> 00:14:34,592 I ruined it? 322 00:14:34,676 --> 00:14:36,878 Okay, I've been waiting 15 years 323 00:14:36,962 --> 00:14:38,888 to say this to you, Kimberly. 324 00:14:38,972 --> 00:14:40,548 Nuh-uh! 325 00:14:40,632 --> 00:14:42,390 Oh, yes-huh! 326 00:14:42,474 --> 00:14:43,901 It's getting late. 327 00:14:43,985 --> 00:14:46,003 We gotta find our way back to the main road. 328 00:14:46,087 --> 00:14:47,254 Why should I follow you? 329 00:14:47,338 --> 00:14:49,628 'Cause I've watched every survival show! 330 00:14:49,712 --> 00:14:52,965 Step one, tie a T-shirt around my head. 331 00:14:53,049 --> 00:14:57,151 Step two, we form an alliance and drink each other's pee. 332 00:14:57,235 --> 00:14:59,011 I'm not drinking your pee. 333 00:14:59,095 --> 00:15:00,697 Oh, like your pee is so great! 334 00:15:00,781 --> 00:15:02,000 It's better than yours! 335 00:15:02,084 --> 00:15:04,026 Alliance over. You're on your own. 336 00:15:04,110 --> 00:15:05,436 Fine! When I get home, 337 00:15:05,520 --> 00:15:09,121 I'll try to remember to send someone for your body. 338 00:15:11,108 --> 00:15:13,552 Survival journal. Day one. 339 00:15:13,636 --> 00:15:16,537 Beard's coming in nice. 340 00:15:16,908 --> 00:15:20,236 We're getting' hungry. Need protein. 341 00:15:20,320 --> 00:15:23,147 Gonna kill me a squirrel. 342 00:15:24,758 --> 00:15:26,574 Thank you for your sacrifice. 343 00:15:26,658 --> 00:15:28,169 Your meat will nourish me 344 00:15:28,253 --> 00:15:30,394 through this harsh, harsh winter. 345 00:15:35,260 --> 00:15:38,855 Oh, great Aranyani, goddess of the forest. 346 00:15:38,939 --> 00:15:42,481 It is I, your Wiccan sister, Kimberly Harris. 347 00:15:42,565 --> 00:15:44,825 I summon your help to guide me home 348 00:15:44,909 --> 00:15:47,883 or improve my cell service. 349 00:15:48,158 --> 00:15:50,450 Okay, I know I'm only Pagan when I need something, 350 00:15:50,534 --> 00:15:54,402 but show me that you hear my prayer, and we're still good. 351 00:15:57,291 --> 00:15:59,757 My powers are too strong! 352 00:16:01,470 --> 00:16:03,957 Ew! This pizza's hot and fresh! 353 00:16:04,041 --> 00:16:06,464 That's 'cause usually we spend 30 minutes 354 00:16:06,548 --> 00:16:09,210 pulling Duncan and Kimberly apart before we eat! 355 00:16:09,294 --> 00:16:10,886 Why are you yelling? 356 00:16:10,970 --> 00:16:13,941 This is my normal family dinner voice! 357 00:16:14,025 --> 00:16:17,925 That I don't have to use anymore. 358 00:16:18,009 --> 00:16:21,389 Oh, it's so nice to be able to have a real conversation. 359 00:16:21,473 --> 00:16:23,742 So, Jing, what did you do today? 360 00:16:23,826 --> 00:16:24,984 You know what I did. 361 00:16:25,068 --> 00:16:26,319 We spent every minute together. 362 00:16:26,403 --> 00:16:29,113 Ah, yes. I had fun too. 363 00:16:29,197 --> 00:16:32,292 For tomorrow, Jing, we're thinking Monopoly marathon. 364 00:16:32,376 --> 00:16:34,310 We'll start with "Harry Potter" Monopoly, 365 00:16:34,394 --> 00:16:35,437 then "Frozen" Monopoly... 366 00:16:35,521 --> 00:16:38,072 And, of course, "Super Mario" Monopoly. 367 00:16:38,156 --> 00:16:40,258 Rockin' into Metallica Monopoly. 368 00:16:40,342 --> 00:16:41,985 That's for me, but you'll like it too. 369 00:16:42,069 --> 00:16:44,154 I can't take this anymore! 370 00:16:44,238 --> 00:16:46,080 I want Duncan and Kimberly back! 371 00:16:46,164 --> 00:16:48,174 I do kinda miss them. 372 00:16:48,258 --> 00:16:50,918 Yeah, I don't sleep well if I don't yell myself out 373 00:16:51,002 --> 00:16:52,178 by the end of the day. 374 00:16:52,262 --> 00:16:55,006 Yeah, hosing down animals having sex is fun, 375 00:16:55,090 --> 00:16:56,652 but it's just not as fulfilling. 376 00:16:56,736 --> 00:16:59,260 And if I have one more second of your undivided love 377 00:16:59,344 --> 00:17:01,354 and attention, I'll kill us all! 378 00:17:01,438 --> 00:17:03,281 But they haven't completed their therapy. 379 00:17:03,365 --> 00:17:06,451 Oh, just give 'em a pill and sign 'em up for a sport. 380 00:17:06,535 --> 00:17:08,918 Let's go! 381 00:17:16,103 --> 00:17:17,300 Ugh! It's you. 382 00:17:17,384 --> 00:17:19,297 Thanks a lot, Aranyani. 383 00:17:19,381 --> 00:17:23,007 Oh, can you pull this stick out? 384 00:17:25,173 --> 00:17:27,140 It was just stuck in your belt loop. 385 00:17:27,224 --> 00:17:28,722 Is it bad? 386 00:17:28,806 --> 00:17:30,475 The belt loop's fine. 387 00:17:30,559 --> 00:17:33,694 But if we don't build a fire, we're gonna freeze to death. 388 00:17:37,549 --> 00:17:40,059 The wood's too wet. It won't light. 389 00:17:40,143 --> 00:17:42,903 - Here, try this. - Is that a clump of my hair? 390 00:17:42,987 --> 00:17:45,348 Yeah, I've been cutting a little bit every night 391 00:17:45,432 --> 00:17:47,023 to make you think you're going bald. 392 00:17:49,227 --> 00:17:51,312 You know, 393 00:17:51,396 --> 00:17:53,314 we can be a good team when we feel like it. 394 00:17:53,398 --> 00:17:56,001 - Yeah, how did we get here? - I don't know. 395 00:17:56,085 --> 00:17:57,651 I just wanted the mangley spoon, 396 00:17:57,735 --> 00:17:59,671 and next thing I know, we're baking a cake 397 00:17:59,755 --> 00:18:01,231 for dumb-ass Douglas. 398 00:18:01,315 --> 00:18:03,008 I don't know why we fight so much. 399 00:18:03,092 --> 00:18:04,825 - Your face? - Possibly. 400 00:18:04,909 --> 00:18:05,993 You've mentioned it often. 401 00:18:06,077 --> 00:18:08,087 You know, siblings are just random people 402 00:18:08,171 --> 00:18:10,073 who are forced to love each other. 403 00:18:10,157 --> 00:18:12,166 Yeah, if we didn't have the same mom and dad, 404 00:18:12,250 --> 00:18:13,518 we wouldn't even be friends. 405 00:18:13,602 --> 00:18:15,094 That's what I'm saying! 406 00:18:15,178 --> 00:18:17,430 Brothers and sisters who get along all the time are gross. 407 00:18:17,514 --> 00:18:20,622 Like Derek and Julianne Hough grinding on each other. 408 00:18:20,706 --> 00:18:22,817 - Ew! - Yeah! It's against nature. 409 00:18:22,901 --> 00:18:25,028 Remember the time I pushed you down a flight of stairs 410 00:18:25,112 --> 00:18:26,430 for the last Go-Gurt? 411 00:18:26,514 --> 00:18:29,999 Yeah, my shoulder still does this. 412 00:18:32,520 --> 00:18:34,455 Mom and Dad expect too much. 413 00:18:34,539 --> 00:18:36,624 They're the problem. Not us. 414 00:18:36,708 --> 00:18:38,609 That's the smartest thing you've ever said, Duncan. 415 00:18:38,693 --> 00:18:40,369 That's the longest you've ever listened. 416 00:18:40,453 --> 00:18:43,337 Do we like each other? 417 00:18:46,443 --> 00:18:48,803 Forest dog! 418 00:18:48,887 --> 00:18:50,187 It's a moose, stupid! 419 00:18:52,298 --> 00:18:55,274 And now he's mad! Run! 420 00:18:59,731 --> 00:19:02,224 I read in a book that if you give a moose a muffin, 421 00:19:02,308 --> 00:19:05,110 um... oh, God, I didn't finish! 422 00:19:09,135 --> 00:19:10,739 I don't think it's gonna hold the two of us! 423 00:19:10,823 --> 00:19:12,060 Maybe you should just go! 424 00:19:12,144 --> 00:19:14,699 No! I'd rather die together now 425 00:19:14,783 --> 00:19:17,683 than die alone five minutes from now! 426 00:19:28,325 --> 00:19:31,140 I'll be your plank! 427 00:19:31,268 --> 00:19:34,161 Step on my flat ass! 428 00:19:37,737 --> 00:19:39,136 - Help! - Give me your hand! 429 00:19:39,220 --> 00:19:41,028 No! I'm using them! 430 00:19:45,430 --> 00:19:47,039 You suck, moose! 431 00:19:47,123 --> 00:19:49,506 Yeah, man wins again! 432 00:19:57,757 --> 00:19:59,942 I'm sorry your future wife died! 433 00:20:00,026 --> 00:20:02,751 I'm sorry I never visited you in Germany! 434 00:20:08,033 --> 00:20:11,009 Run, my babies! Run! 435 00:20:12,833 --> 00:20:14,500 That guy was actually pretty nice. 436 00:20:14,584 --> 00:20:17,265 Yeah, I hope he gets some in heaven. 437 00:20:20,466 --> 00:20:22,169 Duncan! Kimberly! 438 00:20:22,253 --> 00:20:25,592 Hey, you forgot me in the car! 439 00:20:25,676 --> 00:20:28,668 They forgot me in the car. 440 00:20:31,907 --> 00:20:33,472 Aw! 441 00:20:33,556 --> 00:20:35,628 Love you. Bumpy road. Gotta pee. 442 00:20:35,712 --> 00:20:38,047 We're sorry we sent you away. 443 00:20:38,131 --> 00:20:40,732 Tell you what, you can fight all the way home. 444 00:20:40,816 --> 00:20:42,067 Nah, that's okay. 445 00:20:42,151 --> 00:20:44,293 Come on, bro. You want back-right seat? 446 00:20:44,377 --> 00:20:46,581 I called back-right seat when I said, 447 00:20:46,665 --> 00:20:48,499 "Nah, that's okay." 448 00:20:48,583 --> 00:20:52,043 Aw, $2,000 well spent! 449 00:20:52,127 --> 00:20:54,583 Get in the car, Annie, I just saw a moose eating a man. 450 00:20:58,143 --> 00:21:00,605 Wow, Douglas really turned it around, 451 00:21:00,689 --> 00:21:02,131 'cause when I was peein' next to him, 452 00:21:02,215 --> 00:21:04,877 it was all moose. 453 00:21:06,871 --> 00:21:10,574 Aw, look at you two, getting along like the Eilishes. 454 00:21:10,658 --> 00:21:14,495 Ta-da! I put another spoon in the garbage disposal, 455 00:21:14,579 --> 00:21:18,739 so now, you each have your own mangley spoon. 456 00:21:19,005 --> 00:21:21,823 - Hers is more mangled! - The hell you say! 457 00:21:23,934 --> 00:21:26,726 I got it! I got it! 458 00:21:29,365 --> 00:21:32,632 It's good to have everything back to normal. 32495

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