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This is...
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Bulshar's ring.
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A gift. It may protect you
in your upcoming battle.
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- I just wanna read the signals.
- I wanna try something.
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I need you so bad, it hurts.
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Now we're linked together forever.
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No strings.
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You are abandoning your family.
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Like I'm gonna let a vampire
lecture me on love.
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John Henry Holliday, you're not
welcome in my home anymore.
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What you wanna do is aim
right at the placenta stain,
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which should drive the seven ball
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straight into that
corner pocket-slash-stirrup.
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This is why no one will play with us.
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Can you at least pretend
you didn't give birth on this table?
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That's not even the grossest thing
that's happened on this felt.
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As in, you might want
to lift your chin a bit.
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Okay, yeah.
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If only someone had the pull
to talk Doc into buying a new table.
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Hard pass. Kate's the only one pulling
that ass-chap these days.
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Sorry. That sucks.
Doc's a hard thing to lose.
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This is not a lose situation.
This is a "you're welcome
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to the moustache thigh
burns if you want him" offer.
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Well, actually, I am, taken,
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and my guy only has
a fraction of Doc's PTSD.
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How is lil' Christopher Robin?
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Still patrolling
the Hundred Asshole Wood?
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He's fine.
And I want to keep him that way.
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That means I moved things
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to an exclusively text-based
relationship for the moment.
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Okay, my advice
is to squeeze all the juice
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out of that lemon
while it's still ripe, before he...
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does something stupid
like, you know, become a va...
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...vandalizer of... your heart.
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Okay. Wow. You're... you're
giving me dating advice? Really?
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Just stuff it, Chetri.
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Just call Smokeshow the Bear
and ask him out on a date.
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You know, before the world ends, or...
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he starts fang-banging his old wife.
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Yeah, I don't think that's gonna
be an issue for us, but thank you.
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think I lost an umbilical cord
around here somewhere.
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- Don't you mean your dignity?
- Hey, buddy, give me a whisky? Hey...
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Is this about your friend
with the big hose?
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He sent me three
texts and I ghosted him.
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What? What happened
to squeezing his lemons?
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I dunno.
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Hey, Charlie...
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There is something hot under this table,
and you might wanna...
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- Shut up!
- ...hose that down
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- with your big ol' hose!
- No more hose jokes!
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- Okay, see ya.
- Wait!
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Take this thing and lock it
in a thing inside another thing
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so I can just forget about it
and the damn vandalizer!
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Good luck hosing the deal!
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- So...
- So...
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I got your message... es.
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Yeah, no, I got yours, loud and clear.
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You said no strings, and you're really
busy shooting supernatural shit.
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Well, not so busy
that I don't have to eat.
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And sometimes when I eat,
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I like to look at things,
nice things, nice faces.
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Dinner?
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Yeah, I'd love to do dinner.
I mean, if you're sure.
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Did Shorty once cover this
entire thing in pulled pork?
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- I don't know.
- Yes.
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Do not fail me this time.
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Fetch.
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Synced and corrected by BLuk
www.addic7ed.com
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Countessa!
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Kate!
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Bon appetit, darling.
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What is this?
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A succulent filet of jackass.
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You kidnapped him.
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It's a gift.
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I know how hard it is at the start.
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So...
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Here.
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You may have made me what I am,
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but that does not make you my mistress.
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I hunt for myself. I always have.
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Find yourself another occupation.
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I am not yours.
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You used to be.
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- He knows I'm here.
- Who knows who's here?
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Hey, bitch, I like it kinky,
but... I gotta take a whiz.
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What should I wear?
Should I bring crackers?
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- You know, nuts? Cash?
- None of the above.
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It's just a super-cas' BGD.
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Big gay dinner.
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Yeah, Waverly's a great hostess.
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You know, I'm just excited, you know?
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Last time I ate with a group,
some zombie beekeepers
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were tossing raw chicken skins
into cages.
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This whole Earp curse thing...
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It's a rumour, right? Family joke?
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Yeah. Yeah, yeah, totally, totally.
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Like, um, how those kids
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on Party of Five pretended
to be orphans for sympathy.
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- They were orphans, Jeremy.
- Spoiler alert!
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Hey, so we need to be there
for 7:00 for pre-drinks,
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and then we're gonna have mid-drinks,
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and then we're gonna have post-drinks.
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It's gonna be, well, easy-breezy.
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Robin?
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Are you still there?
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Robin!
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Do not panic! He is still alive.
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Hey, you know, Doc, when we met before,
I didn't see what you are.
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Perfect. He smells like sex tobacco.
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What the hell is going on?! Wait...
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My God. What is wrong with you?
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Holy shit. You had Kate turn you.
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You could've killed him.
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He tastes of rancid earth.
Foul. I wonder if he is ill.
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No, no, you bit him!You don't get to decidewho's ill,
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even if your name is Doc.
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I brought him here
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to make it as right as I could
under the circumstances.
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If this is you making things right,
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no wonder Wynonna's moving on.
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Now so am I. Adios.
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Good. Yeah. Go feed
on someone your own size!
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Hey, hey.
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Hey, hey. Hey,
did I miss the big gay dinner?
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Tsk. Did that albino squirrel
go all aggro again?
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Tsk. Argh.
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We'll have the chicken balls,
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the eggs benedict and the Great Wall
of spaghetti and meatballs.
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Namaste.
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So this is Purgatory's
finest restaurant?
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They have breadsticks and...
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knives that look like
tiny swords. Five stars.
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Yeah.
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So what was it like,
growing up in Purgatory?
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I could tell you how shooting
my dad put a damper on things,
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but that would probably
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put a damper on this fancy
feast we're having too.
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Basically I don't know how I thought
a dinner date was a good idea.
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Well, you kind of surprised me
with that one, too.
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I mean, I was promised
a genuine hot mess.
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So far all I see is a smart,
beautiful sass mouth
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with some... some butter on her chin.
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Bad shit follows
me around everywhere.
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I run into burning buildings. Willingly.
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'K, but I'm kind of like the Batman.
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Okay, but I'm Lego Batman.
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Except for being all smooth down there.
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So when it comes
to Fake Hot Mess Wynonna,
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Buckle up, buttercup.
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That... didn't sound right.
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Will you excuse me por uno momento?
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Yeah.
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What the hell, Jeremy? You do not
interrupt a girl's bread course!
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Okay, Doc is not a vandal,
he's a vampire!
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Do you want to know
how I figured that out?
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I'm betting you're gonna tell me.
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Because he bit
my maybe/kind-of boyfriend.
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I haven't even bitten
my maybe/kind-of boyfriend yet.
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- Is Robin okay?
- Yeah, he's fine.
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He's gonna be fine. He's not gonna turn.
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Plus he was glamoured,
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so he thinks he was bitten
by a Caucasian tree rodent.
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But... you remember the part
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about me wanting to keep
him safe and PTSD-free?
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This calls for a whole lotta wood.
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Wait. No... What are you gonna do?
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Fix it.
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Yes!
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Remember the time you said,
"Buckle up, buttercup"?
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For the record, I'm the buttercup.
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Well, date night has officially
become stake night.
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As in vampire, not filet. You in?
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I filled up on bread anyhow.
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Good.
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I got your texts.
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Wynonna, I am sorry.
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In the haze of the forest,
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I did not recognize him and
I brought him to Jeremy...
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Argh.
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You can try, but that rope's
soaked in holy water.
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Who did this?
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- Wynonna.
- Yeah.
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She wanted to discuss a few things
with Kate without you interrupting.
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I'm getting good at that.
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Oi! Lady bloodsucker, show yourself!
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Shit!
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I was wondering when you'd pop in.
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Why do you get a better entrance?
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Been working on them for a century.
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Hello!
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- Welcome!
- Long time no...
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- How are you?
- I'm great.
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- Ooh, it's cold outside.
- I know.
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- How are you?
- Yeah, I got bit, um...
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-You got bit?
-Yeah.
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He... got a bit cold.
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He got a bit cold on his rounds.
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- Poor Robin. Come with me.
- Okay.
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Yeah. Listen, I'm so behind schedule
with the food. Got that?
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- Is that...
- Wine, yeah. Yeah.
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Thank you. Listen,
how do you feel about potatoes?
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- I find them very a-peeling.
- Okay, take care of him.
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- Hey, let me grab your coat.
- Yes, sure.
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Hey, what up? What app? Any apps?
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You making any appetizers?
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Wow, you're really nervous.
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Jeremy, it's just dinner.
It's mostly drinks.
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Yeah, but you only get
crowned sheriff once.
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Am I right?
Do you get a crown? Is there a crown?
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That would be... great.
Have you heard from Wynonna at all?
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Your husband bit someone.
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An innocent person, a friend.
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He was hungry.
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That's the price we pay
for having Doc forever and ever.
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I don't remember ordering that.
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You're blaming his choices on me?
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And here I thought
you were the progressive type.
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Sexy lady vampire isn't exactly
hashtag modern feminism either.
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You tricked him like you did before.
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You seduced him with your...
designer vampire pheromones...
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That's what you think. For real?
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Laugh while you still can.
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I'm gonna shoot you
through your undead heart
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and give Doc back his soul.
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- Come on. The whiskey's warm.
- You monster.
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You should at least get to know a lady
before you try to kill her.
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- It's a good story.
- Meh, I'm sort of over stories.
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Doc is the one
responsible for turning me.
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You said you'd always been a vampire.
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I lied.
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Fine.
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But if you start doing voices,
I'm shooting us both.
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My family is from Europe.
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And we weren't vampires,
we were nobility.
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And, God, don't look shocked.
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We all know who wrote history
and how they have a habit
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of leaving people who look
like me out of official records.
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We came looking for liberty.
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We found... a cesspool.
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Both my parents diedsoon after we arrived.
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I was supposed to returnto Hungaryand my creepy Uncle Otto.
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But I knew what he was.
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I knew a lot of things.It was a useful talent.
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Now, this card represents the past.
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This one, the present.
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And this...
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You'll be engaged within a year.
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00:14:10,668 --> 00:14:12,735
- Thank you!
- You're welcome.
250
00:14:13,537 --> 00:14:16,673
Then one evening,I met a man I refused to read.
251
00:14:16,740 --> 00:14:20,376
It wasn't that I couldn't read
his future,it's that I wouldn't.
252
00:14:20,844 --> 00:14:22,912
- Do it.
- I won't.
253
00:14:22,980 --> 00:14:25,982
The lady... said no.
254
00:14:26,050 --> 00:14:28,685
This is no business of yours.
255
00:14:29,687 --> 00:14:31,454
I have this aimed at your business.
256
00:14:31,522 --> 00:14:33,923
Take your money and go.
257
00:14:47,871 --> 00:14:49,305
Sir, wait.
258
00:14:51,942 --> 00:14:53,576
May I buy you a drink?
259
00:14:53,644 --> 00:14:55,812
Now, what heartless bastard...
260
00:14:55,879 --> 00:14:58,781
could deny you a thing?
261
00:15:02,386 --> 00:15:04,487
Barkeep!
262
00:15:06,724 --> 00:15:08,758
Doc to the rescue?
263
00:15:09,226 --> 00:15:11,027
You paint quite a pretty picture.
264
00:15:11,095 --> 00:15:12,895
Yeah, well, it gets a lot less pretty.
265
00:15:12,963 --> 00:15:15,565
Say what you want
about John Henry Holliday...
266
00:15:16,100 --> 00:15:17,934
He's never boring.
267
00:15:18,636 --> 00:15:22,171
How did you end up taking
a bite out of this kid anyhow?
268
00:15:22,239 --> 00:15:25,074
Let me loose
and I'll give a demonstration.
269
00:15:25,142 --> 00:15:29,045
I can handle myself
against you, in any way at all.
270
00:15:29,113 --> 00:15:32,482
You are but a passing whim
and you'll never last.
271
00:15:32,549 --> 00:15:35,251
I have no problem lasting,
old-timer.
272
00:15:36,320 --> 00:15:39,155
No problem at all.
273
00:15:39,223 --> 00:15:42,425
We're closed!
274
00:15:42,493 --> 00:15:45,094
What is that?
275
00:15:45,162 --> 00:15:49,399
Charlie... welcome to Purgatory.
276
00:15:59,014 --> 00:16:02,449
What do I do, what do I do, what I do?!
277
00:16:02,517 --> 00:16:05,052
Let me loose, Charlie! Now!
278
00:16:23,738 --> 00:16:26,239
We just got attacked by a woman
with a barbecued skull.
279
00:16:26,307 --> 00:16:30,777
Then I punched her through the heart,
as you do if you are me.
280
00:16:30,845 --> 00:16:32,512
What do we do with her?
281
00:16:35,750 --> 00:16:37,117
Salt.
282
00:16:38,453 --> 00:16:42,055
- That like a vampire thing?
- It is a witch thing. Call Wynonna.
283
00:16:42,123 --> 00:16:44,424
- She didn't want to be disturbed.
- Call her!
284
00:16:44,492 --> 00:16:46,793
You're a lot like Wyatt, you know?
285
00:16:46,861 --> 00:16:48,579
Same eyes.
286
00:16:48,604 --> 00:16:51,895
- Full of mischief and foreboding.
- You're not gonna talk me
287
00:16:51,920 --> 00:16:54,134
out of shooting you with your
fortune tellery adjectives.
288
00:16:54,202 --> 00:16:56,403
Ad...verbs. Nouns.
289
00:16:56,471 --> 00:16:59,006
You gonna get that?
290
00:17:01,209 --> 00:17:03,644
- They'll leave a message.
- I just didn't think
291
00:17:03,711 --> 00:17:06,813
you wanted to hear
any more about me and Doc.
292
00:17:06,881 --> 00:17:09,282
Maybe it makes you uncomfortable.
293
00:17:09,350 --> 00:17:10,527
No, there's no me-and-Doc,
294
00:17:10,552 --> 00:17:13,186
so you're welcome to as much
you-and-Doc as you can handle.
295
00:17:13,254 --> 00:17:15,322
'Cause I can...
296
00:17:15,390 --> 00:17:17,824
too... handle it.
297
00:17:17,892 --> 00:17:19,726
And yet you dropped everything,
298
00:17:19,751 --> 00:17:22,362
even your fine-ass
date, to come over here.
299
00:17:27,168 --> 00:17:29,503
Um, yeah, to do my job?
300
00:17:29,570 --> 00:17:33,507
To turn Doc back
into a regular asshole instead of a...
301
00:17:33,574 --> 00:17:35,409
vampire asshole.
302
00:17:35,476 --> 00:17:38,845
You don't make Doc Holliday
do anything, Wynonna.
303
00:17:38,913 --> 00:17:40,580
He makes you.
304
00:17:45,186 --> 00:17:46,687
I love you.
305
00:17:49,924 --> 00:17:51,992
Smells like rain is comin'.
306
00:17:56,397 --> 00:18:00,867
Henry... I bought a ticket
for the coach next week.
307
00:18:00,935 --> 00:18:02,402
To New York.
308
00:18:03,604 --> 00:18:05,405
What is in New York?
309
00:18:06,407 --> 00:18:08,008
A ship.
310
00:18:11,212 --> 00:18:14,181
You're going home... back to Hungary.
311
00:18:15,550 --> 00:18:16,817
Yes.
312
00:18:17,552 --> 00:18:19,186
What do you think?
313
00:18:22,857 --> 00:18:25,992
I came here to build a life,
make my own way,
314
00:18:26,060 --> 00:18:27,627
and it's not working.
315
00:18:28,629 --> 00:18:30,797
Purgatory, Las Vegas, Kansas City...
316
00:18:30,865 --> 00:18:33,467
they're just places we pass on through
them and forget them.
317
00:18:33,534 --> 00:18:35,635
Well, we were pretty drunk.
318
00:18:37,739 --> 00:18:41,274
Well... then I'm sure you won't
be remembering me much longer.
319
00:18:47,081 --> 00:18:49,382
Are you playing games with me, girl?
320
00:18:49,450 --> 00:18:50,851
No!
321
00:18:52,253 --> 00:18:54,187
Smart.
322
00:18:54,255 --> 00:18:57,290
'Cause Doc Holliday
never loses at games.
323
00:19:07,769 --> 00:19:09,369
Doc?
324
00:19:19,480 --> 00:19:22,949
This is some beautiful
revisionist love story bullshit.
325
00:19:23,017 --> 00:19:25,051
Just get to the part
where you abandoned him.
326
00:19:25,119 --> 00:19:27,587
- He had Wyatt.
- You left him alone,
327
00:19:27,655 --> 00:19:30,757
and he was sick and scared and dying!
328
00:19:30,825 --> 00:19:32,626
Now, what could a fortune-teller do?
329
00:19:32,693 --> 00:19:34,094
Cry over him?
330
00:19:34,162 --> 00:19:35,729
You palmed him.
331
00:19:35,797 --> 00:19:37,330
He also taught me that.
332
00:19:49,710 --> 00:19:51,378
Dammit.
333
00:19:51,445 --> 00:19:54,414
That is a bigger tiny sword.
334
00:19:56,083 --> 00:19:57,484
So...
335
00:19:57,552 --> 00:19:59,419
Jeremy.
336
00:19:59,487 --> 00:20:01,321
Quite the catch.
337
00:20:01,389 --> 00:20:03,924
You know, judging from your roster
of high-school boyfriends,
338
00:20:03,991 --> 00:20:06,126
I'm not sure I can accept
that compliment.
339
00:20:06,194 --> 00:20:09,296
Ha. Says the guy who dated
Chrissy Nedley for two semesters!
340
00:20:09,363 --> 00:20:10,864
I did. You know, poor girl,
341
00:20:10,932 --> 00:20:12,299
I made her watch Friday Night
Lights, like, six times.
342
00:20:12,366 --> 00:20:14,201
- What, for the football?
- Sure.
343
00:20:19,607 --> 00:20:22,742
What do you think a potato feels
when it's in the ground?
344
00:20:23,511 --> 00:20:26,646
You know, I-I...
345
00:20:26,714 --> 00:20:29,649
haven't really thought about... that.
346
00:20:29,717 --> 00:20:32,419
I have been thinking about it.
347
00:20:33,721 --> 00:20:36,523
Seeds in the ground
whispering to one another.
348
00:20:37,325 --> 00:20:39,626
Bulshar can talk to them, you know.
349
00:20:40,328 --> 00:20:43,196
Wait. Robin, can you hear them?
350
00:20:44,065 --> 00:20:48,001
The trees? Do you know
what he's telling them to do?
351
00:20:48,069 --> 00:20:51,538
Sometimes I want to lay down
and let the forest have me.
352
00:20:56,978 --> 00:20:59,379
So, he's out there,
he's minding his own business...
353
00:20:59,447 --> 00:21:02,182
Okay, okay, just slow down,
take it easy, okay?
354
00:21:02,950 --> 00:21:04,217
Yeah, I would, but now I'm
355
00:21:04,242 --> 00:21:07,287
freaking out at the giant ring
sticking out of your biscuit.
356
00:21:12,093 --> 00:21:13,393
- Guys.
- Whoa.
357
00:21:13,461 --> 00:21:15,161
My God.
358
00:21:15,229 --> 00:21:17,731
- My God, this is happening!
- Yes!
359
00:21:17,756 --> 00:21:19,399
- I feel dizzy!
- Me too!
360
00:21:19,467 --> 00:21:22,235
- Hey, I better be your Bae of Honour.
- Of course.
361
00:21:22,303 --> 00:21:23,536
This is Bulshar's ring.
362
00:21:27,608 --> 00:21:30,577
- I threw this away.
- Yeah, and I locked it away just today!
363
00:21:30,645 --> 00:21:33,079
- You had it?!
- Yeah, Wynonna gave it to me.
364
00:21:33,147 --> 00:21:35,215
She got it from Doc. Stupid Doc.
365
00:21:35,283 --> 00:21:37,550
Guys, something's
really, really wrong with Robin.
366
00:21:37,618 --> 00:21:39,932
I mean, he probably just has
meet-the-parents jitters.
367
00:21:39,957 --> 00:21:42,320
- No, from the trees.
- Bulshar's ring is following me.
368
00:21:42,345 --> 00:21:44,424
Yeah, and Doc's a
vampire and he bit Robin.
369
00:21:44,492 --> 00:21:45,524
What?!
370
00:21:45,549 --> 00:21:47,560
Is that why Robin just licked a potato?
371
00:21:47,628 --> 00:21:50,063
Because, you guys,
Robin just licked a potato!
372
00:21:50,131 --> 00:21:51,138
-Potato?
-Licked?
373
00:21:51,146 --> 00:21:52,450
Yeah.
374
00:21:52,500 --> 00:21:53,767
Also, I think he just left.
375
00:21:53,834 --> 00:21:55,101
So...
376
00:21:58,406 --> 00:22:00,807
She's got a good-sized trunk on her.
377
00:22:00,875 --> 00:22:02,409
Right?
378
00:22:02,476 --> 00:22:05,578
Who cares that she failed
her emissions test?
379
00:22:17,491 --> 00:22:20,560
Still smells like Bobo Del Shit
down here!
380
00:22:20,628 --> 00:22:23,163
This where you hide all your bodies?
381
00:22:23,230 --> 00:22:26,967
This was my personal hell
for over 100 years.
382
00:22:27,034 --> 00:22:30,270
Till the Earp heir came
to retrieve Peacemaker.
383
00:22:31,439 --> 00:22:33,974
Wynonna rescued you?
384
00:22:34,041 --> 00:22:37,477
You know, unfortunately, she doesn't
seem to be available this evening.
385
00:22:37,545 --> 00:22:40,814
Might want to get used to that.
386
00:22:43,451 --> 00:22:45,452
She put herself back together again!
387
00:22:45,519 --> 00:22:48,221
- Shoot the tires!
- I'm not gonna shoot Charlene!
388
00:22:48,289 --> 00:22:49,990
No, but...
389
00:22:52,059 --> 00:22:54,728
Goddamn, it seems only fair.
390
00:22:54,795 --> 00:22:58,131
I stole her car, now she stole mine.
391
00:22:58,199 --> 00:23:00,767
That was Constance,
who put me in the well,
392
00:23:00,835 --> 00:23:04,004
and damned if I didn't almost
get to return the favour.
393
00:23:04,071 --> 00:23:05,839
I thought a witch threw you in the well.
394
00:23:05,906 --> 00:23:08,108
Constance Clootie is the Stone Witch.
395
00:23:08,175 --> 00:23:10,810
Resurrected by Bulshar,
her husband, no doubt.
396
00:23:10,878 --> 00:23:12,612
I'm gonna need a chart.
397
00:23:12,680 --> 00:23:15,281
No, we're gonna need better shoes.
398
00:23:17,585 --> 00:23:19,119
- Hey, Robin?
- Robin?
399
00:23:19,186 --> 00:23:21,266
Robin, it's freezing.
You don't have a coat.
400
00:23:21,270 --> 00:23:22,270
Robin?
401
00:23:22,274 --> 00:23:23,723
Guys, let's check in the barn.
402
00:23:23,791 --> 00:23:25,658
Sweetie, are you in here?
403
00:23:28,462 --> 00:23:30,330
His stuff.
404
00:23:30,398 --> 00:23:31,664
Robin?
405
00:23:33,901 --> 00:23:35,568
Where is he?
406
00:23:38,506 --> 00:23:40,106
Soon.
407
00:23:42,543 --> 00:23:44,444
It'll all be over soon.
408
00:23:47,114 --> 00:23:50,050
We need to keep fertilizing the soil.
409
00:23:54,012 --> 00:23:55,480
Tired?
410
00:23:55,547 --> 00:23:57,482
No. You?
411
00:23:57,549 --> 00:23:59,584
Pfft. Nah.
412
00:23:59,651 --> 00:24:02,653
But how long do you figure
this standoff is gonna last?
413
00:24:02,721 --> 00:24:06,224
- Why? You got monster-truck tickets?
- So we just keep on keeping on?
414
00:24:07,626 --> 00:24:10,228
Unless something
more interesting happens.
415
00:24:15,134 --> 00:24:16,801
Hey. Hey.
416
00:24:24,877 --> 00:24:27,678
What did he do to her?
417
00:24:33,986 --> 00:24:35,887
- That was...
- The Stone Witch.
418
00:24:38,891 --> 00:24:41,459
I hardly recognized her
without her resting witch face.
419
00:24:41,527 --> 00:24:43,027
How did you know?
420
00:24:43,095 --> 00:24:46,731
Power recognizes power,
even if it is fading.
421
00:24:47,533 --> 00:24:50,101
She's looking for... Doc?
422
00:24:50,903 --> 00:24:53,237
- Someone.
- Or something.
423
00:24:56,441 --> 00:24:58,676
- I could go on ahead if you want.
- I can keep up.
424
00:24:58,744 --> 00:24:59,864
You see me keeping up, right?
425
00:24:59,889 --> 00:25:01,679
I have to pass a physical
every three months.
426
00:25:01,747 --> 00:25:03,848
I'm much faster if I choose to be.
427
00:25:03,916 --> 00:25:05,817
You can barely stand. You need blood.
428
00:25:07,252 --> 00:25:09,887
I would refrain
from mentioning that substance.
429
00:25:09,955 --> 00:25:12,448
I already lost control once
today and the only reason
430
00:25:12,473 --> 00:25:15,271
I didn't tear out his throat
was for the taste of moulding earth.
431
00:25:15,278 --> 00:25:17,128
Take it easy.
432
00:25:19,298 --> 00:25:21,465
Alright, alright, I got you...
433
00:25:23,302 --> 00:25:26,404
- Take it easy!
- This is me taking it easy!
434
00:25:28,941 --> 00:25:31,409
Hell... just do it.
435
00:25:35,948 --> 00:25:38,149
Like a sack of Old West potatoes.
436
00:25:38,784 --> 00:25:40,985
"How was your date night, Charlie?"
437
00:25:41,687 --> 00:25:43,154
It was a little tense.
438
00:25:45,524 --> 00:25:47,792
He's like a beautiful, shirtless Roomba.
439
00:25:47,860 --> 00:25:50,528
- We need to get him inside.
- Or get him talking. I...
440
00:25:50,596 --> 00:25:53,130
I think he might be tapping
the bad guy's phone lines.
441
00:25:54,800 --> 00:25:57,301
What can you hear, Robin?
442
00:25:57,369 --> 00:25:59,403
They entombed him...
443
00:25:59,471 --> 00:26:01,539
for decades...
444
00:26:01,607 --> 00:26:03,074
but he's close now.
445
00:26:04,176 --> 00:26:06,978
Bulshar? What's he close to?
446
00:26:11,817 --> 00:26:13,184
Hi.
447
00:26:14,486 --> 00:26:16,420
This is not the bathroom.
448
00:26:16,488 --> 00:26:18,856
No, you're in the barn.
449
00:26:19,491 --> 00:26:22,526
Okay, maybe don't step
in this general area.
450
00:26:22,594 --> 00:26:24,362
What are you doing out here?
451
00:26:24,429 --> 00:26:26,097
I heard whispers.
452
00:26:26,164 --> 00:26:29,100
I think it's... the tree roots?
They don't want to,
453
00:26:29,167 --> 00:26:31,636
but he's making them
do his bidding. Bulshar.
454
00:26:32,738 --> 00:26:35,306
Shit, I know... I
know this sounds crazy.
455
00:26:35,331 --> 00:26:38,943
Hey. I survived a massacre
and I'm being haunted by a demon's ring.
456
00:26:39,011 --> 00:26:42,513
Yeah, I touched tentacle goo
and made a lightning rod of spoons.
457
00:26:42,581 --> 00:26:45,316
I was in a car crash when I was a kid,
458
00:26:45,384 --> 00:26:46,851
trapped with my mother's body
for three days,
459
00:26:46,919 --> 00:26:49,120
and now I can sense when
my friends are super scared.
460
00:26:50,856 --> 00:26:54,292
You're not crazy. Also not the first
person to pee in this barn.
461
00:26:54,359 --> 00:26:55,541
We have a bathroom.
462
00:26:55,566 --> 00:26:57,962
Yeah, what is it with dudes? Seriously?
463
00:26:58,030 --> 00:27:02,633
You have my affection.
Now, how about giving me your potato?
464
00:27:02,701 --> 00:27:04,302
With pleasure.
465
00:27:07,539 --> 00:27:08,877
The rest of you seeing that lady
466
00:27:08,902 --> 00:27:10,675
with the flame-broiled
noggin over there?
467
00:27:13,278 --> 00:27:15,212
Constance Clootie!
468
00:27:15,280 --> 00:27:17,982
Woman, can't I have
one goddamn dinner party
469
00:27:18,050 --> 00:27:20,818
without you getting all up
in my biscuits?!
470
00:27:25,724 --> 00:27:27,391
My God!
471
00:27:27,459 --> 00:27:30,161
- Are you... are you okay?
- I'm okay.
472
00:27:31,296 --> 00:27:33,097
- She belongs to Bulshar, too.
- Whoa, hey.
473
00:27:33,165 --> 00:27:35,866
I just found a man I like.
I'm not losing him to some woman.
474
00:27:35,934 --> 00:27:39,203
Especially one with grill marks!
475
00:27:42,407 --> 00:27:45,743
Hot. It's hot.
476
00:27:45,811 --> 00:27:48,512
Hot, hot. Hot!
477
00:27:49,247 --> 00:27:50,915
Waverly, don't touch it!
478
00:27:54,553 --> 00:27:56,787
It... it fits me.
479
00:27:57,956 --> 00:28:00,691
What are you doing?! No, no, no!
480
00:28:00,759 --> 00:28:02,960
Whoa.
481
00:28:09,501 --> 00:28:12,570
What... Since when did you get
a finishing move?
482
00:28:16,108 --> 00:28:18,642
Was that whole thing normal
for you guys?
483
00:28:18,710 --> 00:28:20,711
Honestly? Yeah, kind of.
484
00:28:21,513 --> 00:28:24,949
Yeah, let's go get some wine.
Three for me.
485
00:28:25,017 --> 00:28:26,183
Okay.
486
00:28:28,120 --> 00:28:29,353
Thank you.
487
00:28:33,125 --> 00:28:35,893
Zombie Skullhead Constance
was going through Doc's stuff.
488
00:28:35,961 --> 00:28:38,896
- His cigar box?
- Yeah, as far as we could tell,
489
00:28:38,964 --> 00:28:40,965
she only took three cards.
490
00:28:41,033 --> 00:28:42,800
Red border. Vintage.
491
00:28:42,868 --> 00:28:44,468
Tarot cards.
492
00:28:44,536 --> 00:28:46,904
Kate's, from when they first met.
493
00:28:46,972 --> 00:28:49,273
Henry palmed the cards
after the reading.
494
00:28:49,341 --> 00:28:51,308
He always swore he didn't,
but I knew he did.
495
00:28:51,376 --> 00:28:53,144
Whose cards were they? You never said.
496
00:28:54,780 --> 00:28:57,214
Well, at that point,
he was just a sheriff.
497
00:29:01,486 --> 00:29:03,220
I'm the Sheriff Clootie.
498
00:29:04,523 --> 00:29:07,658
And I'm looking for something.
In the Ghost River Triangle.
499
00:29:08,560 --> 00:29:10,394
They say that place is cursed.
500
00:29:10,462 --> 00:29:12,463
I'm close,
501
00:29:12,531 --> 00:29:14,832
but one piece eludes me.
502
00:29:14,900 --> 00:29:18,602
Powerful though I am...
I cannot find it on my own.
503
00:29:18,670 --> 00:29:20,805
So you will do it.
504
00:29:39,791 --> 00:29:41,792
This card represents the past.
505
00:29:45,030 --> 00:29:46,597
This, the present.
506
00:29:50,402 --> 00:29:51,902
The...
507
00:29:53,538 --> 00:29:55,139
- I can't read your future.
- Finish it.
508
00:29:55,207 --> 00:29:56,807
No, I mean, I won't!
509
00:29:58,410 --> 00:29:59,710
Do it.
510
00:29:59,778 --> 00:30:01,979
The lady...
511
00:30:02,414 --> 00:30:03,647
said no.
512
00:30:03,715 --> 00:30:06,050
This is no business of yours.
513
00:30:07,285 --> 00:30:09,220
I have this aimed at your business!
514
00:30:09,287 --> 00:30:11,222
Take your money and go.
515
00:30:11,289 --> 00:30:13,958
But leave the cards.
516
00:30:27,672 --> 00:30:31,775
You read Sheriff Clootie...
Bulshar's cards?
517
00:30:31,843 --> 00:30:35,379
Not all of them.
He wants to find his last one.
518
00:30:35,447 --> 00:30:37,781
His future.
519
00:30:37,849 --> 00:30:39,783
Or is it now his present?
520
00:30:40,986 --> 00:30:42,053
Then we better intercept
521
00:30:42,078 --> 00:30:44,722
the bitch kebab and make sure
she doesn't give it to him.
522
00:30:50,328 --> 00:30:52,763
Don't underestimate the power
of this relic.
523
00:30:52,831 --> 00:30:54,865
It's older than most things on earth.
524
00:31:03,108 --> 00:31:04,775
Fudge nuggets.
525
00:31:05,677 --> 00:31:07,878
It couldn't have been a princess cut?
526
00:31:28,633 --> 00:31:29,900
Past.
527
00:31:34,906 --> 00:31:36,373
Present.
528
00:31:40,312 --> 00:31:42,713
Glorious future.
529
00:32:03,159 --> 00:32:05,026
Constance.
530
00:32:06,529 --> 00:32:08,563
It's okay.
531
00:32:09,832 --> 00:32:13,268
- We're too late.
- God, she can't even speak.
532
00:32:14,337 --> 00:32:17,539
- What has Bulshar done to you?
- Made her pathetic.
533
00:32:19,142 --> 00:32:23,645
Listen, you've been a thorn in
my side for way too long, Stone Witch.
534
00:32:23,713 --> 00:32:25,784
But nobody deserves to
535
00:32:25,809 --> 00:32:27,649
be somebody's meat puppet.
536
00:32:28,518 --> 00:32:29,951
Help us find him.
537
00:32:31,954 --> 00:32:34,523
She has nothing left to give, Wynonna.
538
00:32:34,590 --> 00:32:36,491
She's as cursed as you are.
539
00:32:38,561 --> 00:32:40,328
Sucks, right?
540
00:32:41,564 --> 00:32:43,165
So does this.
541
00:32:48,371 --> 00:32:50,205
It's no small thing...
542
00:32:50,273 --> 00:32:52,574
to be able to choose your own end.
543
00:33:09,292 --> 00:33:12,327
- What is this?
- I've got a buddy who's a paramedic.
544
00:33:12,395 --> 00:33:15,397
We didn't know your blood type,
so we went with a...
545
00:33:16,232 --> 00:33:19,000
...nice, neutral... O negative.
546
00:33:20,403 --> 00:33:21,570
Thank you.
547
00:33:22,605 --> 00:33:24,806
Those canines aren't made for nachos.
548
00:33:27,810 --> 00:33:31,379
Perhaps this way I can avoid
run-ins with friends of friends.
549
00:33:43,626 --> 00:33:45,227
I like her, Doc.
550
00:33:46,429 --> 00:33:48,296
I'm thirsty, not stupid.
551
00:33:49,765 --> 00:33:52,167
You don't know her like I do.
552
00:33:57,173 --> 00:34:00,709
You will never know her... like I do.
553
00:34:00,776 --> 00:34:02,878
I know she hunts what you've become.
554
00:34:12,455 --> 00:34:14,689
Well, she will come to understand.
555
00:34:15,525 --> 00:34:17,792
You can't remember his cards?
556
00:34:17,860 --> 00:34:21,029
You know how many readings
I've done since then?
557
00:34:21,097 --> 00:34:22,898
It was a bad one. I chose to forget.
558
00:34:22,965 --> 00:34:26,001
Bullshit's always one step ahead.
559
00:34:26,068 --> 00:34:29,604
But he's still just a demon.
While you, Wynonna Earp,
560
00:34:29,672 --> 00:34:31,840
are the best demon hunter
I've seen in a long time.
561
00:34:31,908 --> 00:34:33,608
Certainly the prettiest.
562
00:34:33,676 --> 00:34:36,211
You're trying to make me forget
about killing you.
563
00:34:37,980 --> 00:34:41,683
You know my death won't return
Doc to mortality. It's a myth.
564
00:34:43,085 --> 00:34:44,619
Well, you should've led with that.
565
00:34:47,323 --> 00:34:50,625
It'd be awesome if...
Bulshar's cards just said:
566
00:34:50,693 --> 00:34:54,462
"Hey, Bulshar, you're a...
big old bag of deflated dicks.
567
00:34:55,698 --> 00:34:58,500
- Yeah, I... I haven't seen that card.
- What?
568
00:34:58,568 --> 00:35:01,970
There's no "ye big olde sack
of airless dingadongies" card?
569
00:35:02,038 --> 00:35:04,973
Okay, you mock,
but the Tarot has a lot to say
570
00:35:05,041 --> 00:35:07,042
to those with the will to listen.
571
00:35:09,912 --> 00:35:12,080
Then my will...
572
00:35:12,148 --> 00:35:15,050
is a stone-cold, be-mulleted iron woman.
573
00:35:15,718 --> 00:35:17,085
On steroids.
574
00:35:18,354 --> 00:35:22,791
Girl, I'm a mystic and I still
can't decode that sentence.
575
00:35:22,858 --> 00:35:25,660
As an Earp, I'm linked... to Bulshar.
576
00:35:25,728 --> 00:35:28,863
Call it fate or whatever,
but we're all linked by this curse,
577
00:35:28,931 --> 00:35:32,734
so maybe... we share a future too.
578
00:35:33,869 --> 00:35:35,870
So I read your cards to know his.
579
00:35:35,938 --> 00:35:38,645
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- You're certain?
580
00:35:38,670 --> 00:35:40,909
They may tell you something
you don't wish to know.
581
00:35:40,977 --> 00:35:43,845
Lady, I'm... made of things
I don't wish to know.
582
00:35:46,048 --> 00:35:49,084
Why did you put it on?!
583
00:35:49,151 --> 00:35:50,685
I was meant to.
584
00:35:50,753 --> 00:35:52,420
What does that mean?
585
00:35:53,055 --> 00:35:54,856
I don't know.
586
00:35:54,924 --> 00:35:57,325
But don't you think it's weird
that I can't get it off either?
587
00:35:57,393 --> 00:35:59,060
Whoa, wait, wait, wait!
588
00:35:59,128 --> 00:36:00,963
Jeremy, my finger's still attached.
589
00:36:01,014 --> 00:36:02,564
Sorry, sorry, but...
590
00:36:02,632 --> 00:36:06,334
What's that? Maybe... Hebrew,
or Aramaic?
591
00:36:06,402 --> 00:36:09,671
- That wasn't there before.
- What?
592
00:36:09,739 --> 00:36:12,607
Okay, wait. Your finger
made this word appear?
593
00:36:13,909 --> 00:36:17,145
Dictionaries.
We need dictionaries, people!
594
00:36:17,213 --> 00:36:19,581
I know why Bulshar's
in the Ghost River Triangle!
595
00:36:19,649 --> 00:36:21,316
Perfect Nose Kate read my cards!
596
00:36:21,384 --> 00:36:23,718
I'm apparently Tarot twins with Bulshar.
597
00:36:23,786 --> 00:36:27,088
We think these are the cards he wanted.
598
00:36:27,657 --> 00:36:28,957
First, the past.
599
00:36:29,558 --> 00:36:31,359
The devil, 'cause, yeah,
600
00:36:31,427 --> 00:36:35,096
our family's taken a whole metric
shit-ton from that demon-bag.
601
00:36:35,164 --> 00:36:37,032
The next card represents the present.
602
00:36:37,099 --> 00:36:39,734
Bulshar wants... The Tower.
603
00:36:39,802 --> 00:36:41,736
Well, that's obviously a wang metaphor.
604
00:36:41,804 --> 00:36:44,072
Kate says that represents
darkness and destruction.
605
00:36:44,140 --> 00:36:46,174
Yeah, like I said, Bulshar's wang.
606
00:36:46,609 --> 00:36:50,011
But if he gets it,
his future is gonna be...
607
00:36:52,815 --> 00:36:56,418
Make-out city? Um,
is this about Bulshar's wang?
608
00:36:56,485 --> 00:37:00,088
It's the first two lovers who ever...
609
00:37:04,427 --> 00:37:06,027
The first first lovers, guys!
610
00:37:06,095 --> 00:37:09,564
The first two to grab some birds
and rub 'em on their bees.
611
00:37:09,632 --> 00:37:11,900
Season one, episode one of Boneland?
612
00:37:11,967 --> 00:37:15,904
So the couple normally
referred to as Adam and Eve.
613
00:37:15,971 --> 00:37:18,073
Okay. So the devil...
614
00:37:18,474 --> 00:37:19,841
The Tower.
615
00:37:21,043 --> 00:37:23,211
- Adam and Eve.
- Paradise!
616
00:37:23,279 --> 00:37:26,781
Jeremy! You dunked on my mic drop, man.
617
00:37:26,849 --> 00:37:31,086
No, it-it's Arabic on the ring.
It means Garden of Paradise.
618
00:37:31,153 --> 00:37:33,254
- What?
- That's what he's after.
619
00:37:33,322 --> 00:37:35,590
Okay, so I had negligent hippie parents
620
00:37:35,658 --> 00:37:37,826
and I smoked cigarettes
behind the church
621
00:37:37,893 --> 00:37:40,528
instead of ever going in,
but is paradise...
622
00:37:40,596 --> 00:37:42,363
supposed to be in North America?
623
00:37:42,431 --> 00:37:44,999
In the fudging Ghost River
Triangle no less?
624
00:37:45,067 --> 00:37:48,136
Juan Carlo said this
was a sanctuary, right?
625
00:37:48,738 --> 00:37:50,438
That's why.
626
00:37:50,506 --> 00:37:53,274
- He's looking for the garden.
- No.
627
00:37:53,676 --> 00:37:55,710
He's not looking for the Garden of Eden.
628
00:37:57,246 --> 00:37:58,980
He already found it.
629
00:38:06,536 --> 00:38:08,136
I'd invite you in, but...
630
00:38:08,204 --> 00:38:10,505
But I'm a vampire. You're not ready?
631
00:38:10,573 --> 00:38:12,807
- Ding, ding, ding.
- Smart girl.
632
00:38:14,110 --> 00:38:16,444
Charlie said he'll call you later.
633
00:38:19,348 --> 00:38:22,150
We were all just trying to have
a nice dinner for once, y'know?
634
00:38:22,218 --> 00:38:24,286
Yeah, well, someone had a good time.
635
00:38:25,660 --> 00:38:29,660
_
636
00:38:29,695 --> 00:38:32,060
Kinda wish he hadn't signed it
"Buttercup."
637
00:38:32,128 --> 00:38:34,462
Something to be said
about the sentimental man.
638
00:38:35,131 --> 00:38:38,266
Or one who tells you
that he's feeling something.
639
00:38:38,734 --> 00:38:40,402
Anything.
640
00:38:40,469 --> 00:38:43,638
- You gave up on Doc.
- I hoped he'd chase me for once.
641
00:38:45,074 --> 00:38:48,654
Instead I left him thinking he had
nothing left. Nothing to lose.
642
00:38:48,689 --> 00:38:50,712
So he went and made a deal with a witch.
643
00:38:51,581 --> 00:38:53,748
One last attempt to escape the disease.
644
00:38:53,816 --> 00:38:55,717
She threw him down in a well.
645
00:38:57,153 --> 00:38:59,387
- He was alone.
- But I came back.
646
00:38:59,455 --> 00:39:02,724
Don't you see, Wynonna?
I was playing a game.
647
00:39:04,594 --> 00:39:06,461
But this time, I lost.
648
00:39:07,096 --> 00:39:09,538
Where is John Henry
Holliday, Mrs. Clootie?!
649
00:39:09,563 --> 00:39:10,732
Where is my husband?!
650
00:39:10,800 --> 00:39:14,436
Husband? Come now,
wasn't he still paying you?
651
00:39:14,503 --> 00:39:16,371
Tell me what you've done.
652
00:39:20,276 --> 00:39:23,345
Do you feel pain? Do you feel loss?
653
00:39:23,412 --> 00:39:25,547
Good.
654
00:39:25,615 --> 00:39:28,316
It's a balm to my own wounds.
655
00:39:29,418 --> 00:39:31,052
I am a mother.
656
00:39:31,120 --> 00:39:34,789
A mother whose children
were slain for no reason.
657
00:39:34,857 --> 00:39:36,725
That is pain.
658
00:39:36,792 --> 00:39:38,693
That is loss.
659
00:39:43,532 --> 00:39:45,200
Doc had nothing to do with that!
660
00:39:45,267 --> 00:39:47,636
No, but his best friend,
Wyatt Earp, did.
661
00:39:47,703 --> 00:39:49,170
Doc is innocent!
662
00:39:50,106 --> 00:39:52,440
Even you don't believe that.
663
00:39:52,508 --> 00:39:55,110
I feel it. I know he's still alive.
664
00:39:55,177 --> 00:39:58,046
And will be always, as per our deal.
665
00:39:58,114 --> 00:40:01,549
But you could search for centuries
and never come close to finding him.
666
00:40:03,986 --> 00:40:05,720
I'm gonna try.
667
00:40:05,788 --> 00:40:08,456
How? I'm fresh out of immortality.
668
00:40:08,524 --> 00:40:11,292
I don't need you for that, bitch.
669
00:40:12,795 --> 00:40:17,132
Or you could...
leave him behind like he left you.
670
00:40:19,802 --> 00:40:21,503
your independence.
671
00:40:26,308 --> 00:40:28,443
Turns out independence didn't take.
672
00:40:28,511 --> 00:40:30,645
That's when you went
to see your uncle Otto?
673
00:40:31,814 --> 00:40:35,550
- Claimed my immortal kiss.
- So I could search for him forever.
674
00:40:37,153 --> 00:40:39,888
But it was you who found him. Freed him.
675
00:40:40,890 --> 00:40:43,124
- It was an accident.
- Yeah, well...
676
00:40:43,192 --> 00:40:45,694
the universe loves a bad joke.
677
00:40:51,233 --> 00:40:53,601
You became a vampire for Doc?
678
00:40:55,571 --> 00:40:57,305
And he became one for you.
679
00:40:59,842 --> 00:41:01,609
Goodbye, Wynonna.
680
00:41:01,677 --> 00:41:05,046
- Where you going?
- See if I can find a stagecoach.
681
00:41:23,499 --> 00:41:25,533
- Wynonna.
- Jesus!
682
00:41:25,601 --> 00:41:27,936
You just about gave me a heart attack.
683
00:41:28,003 --> 00:41:30,371
Well, I was uninvited
from the house, remember?
684
00:41:31,707 --> 00:41:35,076
So now I skulk in the barn
like the dog you think I am.
685
00:41:35,878 --> 00:41:39,247
Just because you can hide in the shadows
doesn't mean you should.
686
00:41:45,421 --> 00:41:47,989
I am done hiding from you.
687
00:41:51,627 --> 00:41:53,194
I don't like you like this.
688
00:41:54,964 --> 00:41:56,831
I have become this...
689
00:41:57,633 --> 00:41:59,234
...because I am determined
690
00:41:59,301 --> 00:42:01,836
to be here for as long as you require.
691
00:42:01,904 --> 00:42:05,707
If you should fall, to fight for Alice
and beyond if necessary.
692
00:42:07,309 --> 00:42:09,043
You think I can't do this?
693
00:42:09,745 --> 00:42:12,113
I think we need to do this together.
694
00:42:15,551 --> 00:42:16,651
Good.
695
00:42:18,554 --> 00:42:21,756
The curse ends now... with both of us.
696
00:42:22,424 --> 00:42:24,292
It has to.
697
00:42:26,262 --> 00:42:29,030
Bulshar is here for the Garden of Eden.
698
00:42:29,098 --> 00:42:31,933
That's what the Ghost River
Triangle is protecting.
699
00:42:32,001 --> 00:42:33,802
Dear God.
700
00:42:34,770 --> 00:42:38,006
God has nothing to do with it.
701
00:42:40,538 --> 00:42:45,538
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