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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,532 --> 00:00:04,766 This is... 2 00:00:04,834 --> 00:00:06,601 Bulshar's ring. 3 00:00:06,669 --> 00:00:09,871 A gift. It may protect you in your upcoming battle. 4 00:00:09,939 --> 00:00:12,107 - I just wanna read the signals. - I wanna try something. 5 00:00:12,175 --> 00:00:14,509 I need you so bad, it hurts. 6 00:00:14,577 --> 00:00:16,244 Now we're linked together forever. 7 00:00:16,312 --> 00:00:17,679 No strings. 8 00:00:17,747 --> 00:00:20,248 You are abandoning your family. 9 00:00:20,316 --> 00:00:23,118 Like I'm gonna let a vampire lecture me on love. 10 00:00:23,186 --> 00:00:26,722 John Henry Holliday, you're not welcome in my home anymore. 11 00:00:31,994 --> 00:00:34,183 What you wanna do is aim right at the placenta stain, 12 00:00:34,264 --> 00:00:35,365 which should drive the seven ball 13 00:00:35,458 --> 00:00:37,833 straight into that corner pocket-slash-stirrup. 14 00:00:40,370 --> 00:00:42,437 This is why no one will play with us. 15 00:00:42,505 --> 00:00:45,107 Can you at least pretend you didn't give birth on this table? 16 00:00:45,174 --> 00:00:48,310 That's not even the grossest thing that's happened on this felt. 17 00:00:48,378 --> 00:00:49,905 As in, you might want to lift your chin a bit. 18 00:00:50,058 --> 00:00:51,313 Okay, yeah. 19 00:00:51,381 --> 00:00:54,483 If only someone had the pull to talk Doc into buying a new table. 20 00:00:54,550 --> 00:00:57,619 Hard pass. Kate's the only one pulling that ass-chap these days. 21 00:00:57,687 --> 00:01:01,123 Sorry. That sucks. Doc's a hard thing to lose. 22 00:01:01,190 --> 00:01:04,508 This is not a lose situation. This is a "you're welcome 23 00:01:04,533 --> 00:01:06,962 to the moustache thigh burns if you want him" offer. 24 00:01:07,029 --> 00:01:08,463 Well, actually, I am, taken, 25 00:01:08,531 --> 00:01:11,099 and my guy only has a fraction of Doc's PTSD. 26 00:01:11,167 --> 00:01:13,135 How is lil' Christopher Robin? 27 00:01:13,202 --> 00:01:15,337 Still patrolling the Hundred Asshole Wood? 28 00:01:15,405 --> 00:01:17,739 He's fine. And I want to keep him that way. 29 00:01:17,807 --> 00:01:18,906 That means I moved things 30 00:01:18,931 --> 00:01:21,543 to an exclusively text-based relationship for the moment. 31 00:01:21,611 --> 00:01:24,513 Okay, my advice is to squeeze all the juice 32 00:01:24,580 --> 00:01:27,549 out of that lemon while it's still ripe, before he... 33 00:01:27,617 --> 00:01:31,586 does something stupid like, you know, become a va... 34 00:01:32,555 --> 00:01:34,956 ...vandalizer of... your heart. 35 00:01:35,024 --> 00:01:38,026 Okay. Wow. You're... you're giving me dating advice? Really? 36 00:01:38,094 --> 00:01:39,120 Just stuff it, Chetri. 37 00:01:39,145 --> 00:01:41,563 Just call Smokeshow the Bear and ask him out on a date. 38 00:01:41,631 --> 00:01:43,932 You know, before the world ends, or... 39 00:01:43,957 --> 00:01:46,234 he starts fang-banging his old wife. 40 00:01:46,302 --> 00:01:49,004 Yeah, I don't think that's gonna be an issue for us, but thank you. 41 00:01:51,574 --> 00:01:54,342 think I lost an umbilical cord around here somewhere. 42 00:01:54,410 --> 00:01:57,112 - Don't you mean your dignity? - Hey, buddy, give me a whisky? Hey... 43 00:02:00,116 --> 00:02:02,384 Is this about your friend with the big hose? 44 00:02:02,452 --> 00:02:04,149 He sent me three texts and I ghosted him. 45 00:02:04,174 --> 00:02:06,427 What? What happened to squeezing his lemons? 46 00:02:06,452 --> 00:02:07,488 I dunno. 47 00:02:08,291 --> 00:02:10,258 Hey, Charlie... 48 00:02:10,326 --> 00:02:13,094 There is something hot under this table, and you might wanna... 49 00:02:13,162 --> 00:02:14,600 - Shut up! - ...hose that down 50 00:02:14,625 --> 00:02:17,263 - with your big ol' hose! - No more hose jokes! 51 00:02:17,288 --> 00:02:18,900 - Okay, see ya. - Wait! 52 00:02:19,368 --> 00:02:22,270 Take this thing and lock it in a thing inside another thing 53 00:02:22,338 --> 00:02:25,073 so I can just forget about it and the damn vandalizer! 54 00:02:25,141 --> 00:02:26,641 Good luck hosing the deal! 55 00:02:33,749 --> 00:02:35,650 - So... - So... 56 00:02:37,687 --> 00:02:40,555 I got your message... es. 57 00:02:40,623 --> 00:02:42,724 Yeah, no, I got yours, loud and clear. 58 00:02:42,792 --> 00:02:45,760 You said no strings, and you're really busy shooting supernatural shit. 59 00:02:45,828 --> 00:02:48,363 Well, not so busy that I don't have to eat. 60 00:02:50,032 --> 00:02:51,600 And sometimes when I eat, 61 00:02:51,667 --> 00:02:55,370 I like to look at things, nice things, nice faces. 62 00:02:58,207 --> 00:02:59,296 Dinner? 63 00:02:59,309 --> 00:03:01,776 Yeah, I'd love to do dinner. I mean, if you're sure. 64 00:03:03,012 --> 00:03:05,647 Did Shorty once cover this entire thing in pulled pork? 65 00:03:06,315 --> 00:03:08,717 - I don't know. - Yes. 66 00:03:59,101 --> 00:04:01,303 Do not fail me this time. 67 00:04:07,443 --> 00:04:09,578 Fetch. 68 00:04:32,001 --> 00:04:37,001 Synced and corrected by BLuk www.addic7ed.com 69 00:04:38,374 --> 00:04:39,608 Countessa! 70 00:04:43,312 --> 00:04:44,446 Kate! 71 00:04:45,414 --> 00:04:47,549 Bon appetit, darling. 72 00:04:47,617 --> 00:04:49,351 What is this? 73 00:04:49,418 --> 00:04:52,253 A succulent filet of jackass. 74 00:04:54,323 --> 00:04:56,091 You kidnapped him. 75 00:04:56,158 --> 00:04:57,359 It's a gift. 76 00:04:57,426 --> 00:04:59,594 I know how hard it is at the start. 77 00:04:59,662 --> 00:05:01,196 So... 78 00:05:02,331 --> 00:05:03,632 Here. 79 00:05:10,072 --> 00:05:11,687 You may have made me what I am, 80 00:05:11,712 --> 00:05:13,875 but that does not make you my mistress. 81 00:05:13,943 --> 00:05:16,711 I hunt for myself. I always have. 82 00:05:16,779 --> 00:05:19,514 Find yourself another occupation. 83 00:05:19,582 --> 00:05:21,449 I am not yours. 84 00:05:22,852 --> 00:05:24,419 You used to be. 85 00:05:33,362 --> 00:05:36,431 - He knows I'm here. - Who knows who's here? 86 00:05:39,201 --> 00:05:43,471 Hey, bitch, I like it kinky, but... I gotta take a whiz. 87 00:06:01,490 --> 00:06:03,809 What should I wear? Should I bring crackers? 88 00:06:03,834 --> 00:06:06,594 - You know, nuts? Cash? - None of the above. 89 00:06:06,662 --> 00:06:09,030 It's just a super-cas' BGD. 90 00:06:09,098 --> 00:06:10,432 Big gay dinner. 91 00:06:10,499 --> 00:06:12,133 Yeah, Waverly's a great hostess. 92 00:06:12,201 --> 00:06:14,169 You know, I'm just excited, you know? 93 00:06:14,236 --> 00:06:16,638 Last time I ate with a group, some zombie beekeepers 94 00:06:16,706 --> 00:06:18,506 were tossing raw chicken skins into cages. 95 00:06:29,919 --> 00:06:32,821 This whole Earp curse thing... 96 00:06:34,023 --> 00:06:35,890 It's a rumour, right? Family joke? 97 00:06:36,859 --> 00:06:39,227 Yeah. Yeah, yeah, totally, totally. 98 00:06:39,255 --> 00:06:40,271 Like, um, how those kids 99 00:06:40,276 --> 00:06:42,197 on Party of Five pretended to be orphans for sympathy. 100 00:06:42,264 --> 00:06:45,100 - They were orphans, Jeremy. - Spoiler alert! 101 00:06:45,167 --> 00:06:47,635 Hey, so we need to be there for 7:00 for pre-drinks, 102 00:06:47,703 --> 00:06:49,170 and then we're gonna have mid-drinks, 103 00:06:49,238 --> 00:06:51,539 and then we're gonna have post-drinks. 104 00:06:51,607 --> 00:06:54,409 It's gonna be, well, easy-breezy. 105 00:07:01,283 --> 00:07:02,517 Robin? 106 00:07:02,585 --> 00:07:04,185 Are you still there? 107 00:07:06,388 --> 00:07:08,189 Robin! 108 00:07:11,149 --> 00:07:13,150 Do not panic! He is still alive. 109 00:07:13,218 --> 00:07:15,986 Hey, you know, Doc, when we met before, I didn't see what you are. 110 00:07:16,053 --> 00:07:18,555 Perfect. He smells like sex tobacco. 111 00:07:18,623 --> 00:07:21,491 What the hell is going on?! Wait... 112 00:07:23,761 --> 00:07:26,463 My God. What is wrong with you? 113 00:07:27,165 --> 00:07:29,900 Holy shit. You had Kate turn you. 114 00:07:32,303 --> 00:07:33,937 You could've killed him. 115 00:07:34,005 --> 00:07:37,107 He tastes of rancid earth. Foul. I wonder if he is ill. 116 00:07:37,175 --> 00:07:40,110 No, no, you bit him! You don't get to decide who's ill, 117 00:07:40,178 --> 00:07:41,745 even if your name is Doc. 118 00:07:41,813 --> 00:07:43,446 I brought him here 119 00:07:43,514 --> 00:07:46,082 to make it as right as I could under the circumstances. 120 00:07:46,150 --> 00:07:48,852 If this is you making things right, 121 00:07:48,920 --> 00:07:50,954 no wonder Wynonna's moving on. 122 00:07:57,461 --> 00:08:00,263 Now so am I. Adios. 123 00:08:02,200 --> 00:08:05,202 Good. Yeah. Go feed on someone your own size! 124 00:08:10,208 --> 00:08:11,775 Hey, hey. 125 00:08:11,843 --> 00:08:15,212 Hey, hey. Hey, did I miss the big gay dinner? 126 00:08:16,113 --> 00:08:19,149 Tsk. Did that albino squirrel go all aggro again? 127 00:08:19,217 --> 00:08:21,151 Tsk. Argh. 128 00:08:21,219 --> 00:08:24,654 We'll have the chicken balls, 129 00:08:24,722 --> 00:08:28,258 the eggs benedict and the Great Wall of spaghetti and meatballs. 130 00:08:28,693 --> 00:08:30,060 Namaste. 131 00:08:33,497 --> 00:08:36,099 So this is Purgatory's finest restaurant? 132 00:08:36,834 --> 00:08:38,620 They have breadsticks and... 133 00:08:38,645 --> 00:08:41,638 knives that look like tiny swords. Five stars. 134 00:08:41,706 --> 00:08:42,973 Yeah. 135 00:08:46,911 --> 00:08:48,645 So what was it like, growing up in Purgatory? 136 00:08:48,713 --> 00:08:51,631 I could tell you how shooting my dad put a damper on things, 137 00:08:51,649 --> 00:08:52,738 but that would probably 138 00:08:52,763 --> 00:08:55,018 put a damper on this fancy feast we're having too. 139 00:08:58,522 --> 00:09:01,458 Basically I don't know how I thought a dinner date was a good idea. 140 00:09:01,525 --> 00:09:04,027 Well, you kind of surprised me with that one, too. 141 00:09:04,095 --> 00:09:05,962 I mean, I was promised a genuine hot mess. 142 00:09:06,030 --> 00:09:08,365 So far all I see is a smart, beautiful sass mouth 143 00:09:08,432 --> 00:09:10,367 with some... some butter on her chin. 144 00:09:14,605 --> 00:09:17,874 Bad shit follows me around everywhere. 145 00:09:18,943 --> 00:09:21,811 I run into burning buildings. Willingly. 146 00:09:21,879 --> 00:09:23,847 'K, but I'm kind of like the Batman. 147 00:09:23,915 --> 00:09:25,749 Okay, but I'm Lego Batman. 148 00:09:25,950 --> 00:09:28,485 Except for being all smooth down there. 149 00:09:29,954 --> 00:09:32,822 So when it comes to Fake Hot Mess Wynonna, 150 00:09:32,890 --> 00:09:36,526 Buckle up, buttercup. 151 00:09:37,495 --> 00:09:40,230 That... didn't sound right. 152 00:09:46,637 --> 00:09:48,838 Will you excuse me por uno momento? 153 00:09:48,906 --> 00:09:50,874 Yeah. 154 00:09:52,576 --> 00:09:55,679 What the hell, Jeremy? You do not interrupt a girl's bread course! 155 00:09:55,746 --> 00:09:58,248 Okay, Doc is not a vandal, he's a vampire! 156 00:09:58,316 --> 00:10:00,517 Do you want to know how I figured that out? 157 00:10:00,584 --> 00:10:02,252 I'm betting you're gonna tell me. 158 00:10:02,320 --> 00:10:03,853 Because he bit my maybe/kind-of boyfriend. 159 00:10:03,921 --> 00:10:06,823 I haven't even bitten my maybe/kind-of boyfriend yet. 160 00:10:07,658 --> 00:10:09,526 - Is Robin okay? - Yeah, he's fine. 161 00:10:09,593 --> 00:10:12,162 He's gonna be fine. He's not gonna turn. 162 00:10:12,229 --> 00:10:13,279 Plus he was glamoured, 163 00:10:13,304 --> 00:10:15,999 so he thinks he was bitten by a Caucasian tree rodent. 164 00:10:16,067 --> 00:10:18,573 But... you remember the part 165 00:10:18,608 --> 00:10:21,288 about me wanting to keep him safe and PTSD-free? 166 00:10:21,439 --> 00:10:23,406 This calls for a whole lotta wood. 167 00:10:23,474 --> 00:10:25,075 Wait. No... What are you gonna do? 168 00:10:25,142 --> 00:10:27,510 Fix it. 169 00:10:28,012 --> 00:10:29,612 Yes! 170 00:10:29,680 --> 00:10:31,881 Remember the time you said, "Buckle up, buttercup"? 171 00:10:31,949 --> 00:10:33,416 For the record, I'm the buttercup. 172 00:10:33,484 --> 00:10:36,052 Well, date night has officially become stake night. 173 00:10:36,120 --> 00:10:39,322 As in vampire, not filet. You in? 174 00:10:40,124 --> 00:10:42,625 I filled up on bread anyhow. 175 00:10:42,693 --> 00:10:44,260 Good. 176 00:10:44,628 --> 00:10:46,363 I got your texts. 177 00:10:48,132 --> 00:10:50,033 Wynonna, I am sorry. 178 00:10:51,369 --> 00:10:52,797 In the haze of the forest, 179 00:10:52,822 --> 00:10:55,872 I did not recognize him and I brought him to Jeremy... 180 00:11:01,479 --> 00:11:03,079 Argh. 181 00:11:03,147 --> 00:11:05,315 You can try, but that rope's soaked in holy water. 182 00:11:05,383 --> 00:11:06,483 Who did this? 183 00:11:07,485 --> 00:11:09,552 - Wynonna. - Yeah. 184 00:11:09,620 --> 00:11:13,523 She wanted to discuss a few things with Kate without you interrupting. 185 00:11:14,658 --> 00:11:16,587 I'm getting good at that. 186 00:11:16,612 --> 00:11:19,095 Oi! Lady bloodsucker, show yourself! 187 00:11:19,563 --> 00:11:20,797 Shit! 188 00:11:20,865 --> 00:11:22,832 I was wondering when you'd pop in. 189 00:11:22,900 --> 00:11:24,567 Why do you get a better entrance? 190 00:11:24,635 --> 00:11:26,436 Been working on them for a century. 191 00:11:27,671 --> 00:11:30,006 Hello! 192 00:11:30,074 --> 00:11:31,508 - Welcome! - Long time no... 193 00:11:31,575 --> 00:11:33,143 - How are you? - I'm great. 194 00:11:33,210 --> 00:11:35,111 - Ooh, it's cold outside. - I know. 195 00:11:35,179 --> 00:11:37,782 - How are you? - Yeah, I got bit, um... 196 00:11:37,807 --> 00:11:39,346 -You got bit? -Yeah. 197 00:11:39,371 --> 00:11:41,818 He... got a bit cold. 198 00:11:41,886 --> 00:11:43,953 He got a bit cold on his rounds. 199 00:11:44,021 --> 00:11:46,222 - Poor Robin. Come with me. - Okay. 200 00:11:46,290 --> 00:11:49,159 Yeah. Listen, I'm so behind schedule with the food. Got that? 201 00:11:49,226 --> 00:11:51,294 - Is that... - Wine, yeah. Yeah. 202 00:11:51,362 --> 00:11:53,696 Thank you. Listen, how do you feel about potatoes? 203 00:11:53,764 --> 00:11:57,233 - I find them very a-peeling. - Okay, take care of him. 204 00:11:57,301 --> 00:12:00,637 - Hey, let me grab your coat. - Yes, sure. 205 00:12:00,704 --> 00:12:03,239 Hey, what up? What app? Any apps? 206 00:12:03,307 --> 00:12:05,475 You making any appetizers? 207 00:12:05,543 --> 00:12:07,043 Wow, you're really nervous. 208 00:12:07,111 --> 00:12:08,878 Jeremy, it's just dinner. It's mostly drinks. 209 00:12:08,946 --> 00:12:11,681 Yeah, but you only get crowned sheriff once. 210 00:12:11,749 --> 00:12:14,350 Am I right? Do you get a crown? Is there a crown? 211 00:12:14,418 --> 00:12:17,120 That would be... great. Have you heard from Wynonna at all? 212 00:12:18,789 --> 00:12:20,490 Your husband bit someone. 213 00:12:21,358 --> 00:12:23,493 An innocent person, a friend. 214 00:12:23,561 --> 00:12:25,328 He was hungry. 215 00:12:25,729 --> 00:12:28,465 That's the price we pay for having Doc forever and ever. 216 00:12:28,532 --> 00:12:30,133 I don't remember ordering that. 217 00:12:30,201 --> 00:12:31,434 You're blaming his choices on me? 218 00:12:32,136 --> 00:12:34,404 And here I thought you were the progressive type. 219 00:12:34,472 --> 00:12:39,509 Sexy lady vampire isn't exactly hashtag modern feminism either. 220 00:12:39,577 --> 00:12:41,544 You tricked him like you did before. 221 00:12:41,612 --> 00:12:46,749 You seduced him with your... designer vampire pheromones... 222 00:12:46,817 --> 00:12:49,519 That's what you think. For real? 223 00:12:51,822 --> 00:12:53,957 Laugh while you still can. 224 00:12:54,024 --> 00:12:55,796 I'm gonna shoot you through your undead heart 225 00:12:55,821 --> 00:12:56,960 and give Doc back his soul. 226 00:12:57,761 --> 00:13:00,913 - Come on. The whiskey's warm. - You monster. 227 00:13:00,948 --> 00:13:03,327 You should at least get to know a lady before you try to kill her. 228 00:13:03,352 --> 00:13:06,226 - It's a good story. - Meh, I'm sort of over stories. 229 00:13:06,251 --> 00:13:08,705 Doc is the one responsible for turning me. 230 00:13:08,772 --> 00:13:10,874 You said you'd always been a vampire. 231 00:13:10,941 --> 00:13:12,175 I lied. 232 00:13:15,279 --> 00:13:16,546 Fine. 233 00:13:17,181 --> 00:13:20,383 But if you start doing voices, I'm shooting us both. 234 00:13:21,685 --> 00:13:23,653 My family is from Europe. 235 00:13:24,421 --> 00:13:26,789 And we weren't vampires, we were nobility. 236 00:13:27,925 --> 00:13:29,726 And, God, don't look shocked. 237 00:13:29,793 --> 00:13:33,296 We all know who wrote history and how they have a habit 238 00:13:33,364 --> 00:13:36,699 of leaving people who look like me out of official records. 239 00:13:37,001 --> 00:13:39,135 We came looking for liberty. 240 00:13:39,203 --> 00:13:41,604 We found... a cesspool. 241 00:13:42,473 --> 00:13:44,607 Both my parents died soon after we arrived. 242 00:13:44,675 --> 00:13:48,111 I was supposed to return to Hungary and my creepy Uncle Otto. 243 00:13:48,646 --> 00:13:51,114 But I knew what he was. 244 00:13:51,182 --> 00:13:53,850 I knew a lot of things. It was a useful talent. 245 00:13:53,918 --> 00:13:57,020 Now, this card represents the past. 246 00:13:57,988 --> 00:14:00,590 This one, the present. 247 00:14:03,227 --> 00:14:04,727 And this... 248 00:14:07,431 --> 00:14:09,232 You'll be engaged within a year. 249 00:14:10,668 --> 00:14:12,735 - Thank you! - You're welcome. 250 00:14:13,537 --> 00:14:16,673 Then one evening, I met a man I refused to read. 251 00:14:16,740 --> 00:14:20,376 It wasn't that I couldn't read his future, it's that I wouldn't. 252 00:14:20,844 --> 00:14:22,912 - Do it. - I won't. 253 00:14:22,980 --> 00:14:25,982 The lady... said no. 254 00:14:26,050 --> 00:14:28,685 This is no business of yours. 255 00:14:29,687 --> 00:14:31,454 I have this aimed at your business. 256 00:14:31,522 --> 00:14:33,923 Take your money and go. 257 00:14:47,871 --> 00:14:49,305 Sir, wait. 258 00:14:51,942 --> 00:14:53,576 May I buy you a drink? 259 00:14:53,644 --> 00:14:55,812 Now, what heartless bastard... 260 00:14:55,879 --> 00:14:58,781 could deny you a thing? 261 00:15:02,386 --> 00:15:04,487 Barkeep! 262 00:15:06,724 --> 00:15:08,758 Doc to the rescue? 263 00:15:09,226 --> 00:15:11,027 You paint quite a pretty picture. 264 00:15:11,095 --> 00:15:12,895 Yeah, well, it gets a lot less pretty. 265 00:15:12,963 --> 00:15:15,565 Say what you want about John Henry Holliday... 266 00:15:16,100 --> 00:15:17,934 He's never boring. 267 00:15:18,636 --> 00:15:22,171 How did you end up taking a bite out of this kid anyhow? 268 00:15:22,239 --> 00:15:25,074 Let me loose and I'll give a demonstration. 269 00:15:25,142 --> 00:15:29,045 I can handle myself against you, in any way at all. 270 00:15:29,113 --> 00:15:32,482 You are but a passing whim and you'll never last. 271 00:15:32,549 --> 00:15:35,251 I have no problem lasting, old-timer. 272 00:15:36,320 --> 00:15:39,155 No problem at all. 273 00:15:39,223 --> 00:15:42,425 We're closed! 274 00:15:42,493 --> 00:15:45,094 What is that? 275 00:15:45,162 --> 00:15:49,399 Charlie... welcome to Purgatory. 276 00:15:59,014 --> 00:16:02,449 What do I do, what do I do, what I do?! 277 00:16:02,517 --> 00:16:05,052 Let me loose, Charlie! Now! 278 00:16:23,738 --> 00:16:26,239 We just got attacked by a woman with a barbecued skull. 279 00:16:26,307 --> 00:16:30,777 Then I punched her through the heart, as you do if you are me. 280 00:16:30,845 --> 00:16:32,512 What do we do with her? 281 00:16:35,750 --> 00:16:37,117 Salt. 282 00:16:38,453 --> 00:16:42,055 - That like a vampire thing? - It is a witch thing. Call Wynonna. 283 00:16:42,123 --> 00:16:44,424 - She didn't want to be disturbed. - Call her! 284 00:16:44,492 --> 00:16:46,793 You're a lot like Wyatt, you know? 285 00:16:46,861 --> 00:16:48,579 Same eyes. 286 00:16:48,604 --> 00:16:51,895 - Full of mischief and foreboding. - You're not gonna talk me 287 00:16:51,920 --> 00:16:54,134 out of shooting you with your fortune tellery adjectives. 288 00:16:54,202 --> 00:16:56,403 Ad...verbs. Nouns. 289 00:16:56,471 --> 00:16:59,006 You gonna get that? 290 00:17:01,209 --> 00:17:03,644 - They'll leave a message. - I just didn't think 291 00:17:03,711 --> 00:17:06,813 you wanted to hear any more about me and Doc. 292 00:17:06,881 --> 00:17:09,282 Maybe it makes you uncomfortable. 293 00:17:09,350 --> 00:17:10,527 No, there's no me-and-Doc, 294 00:17:10,552 --> 00:17:13,186 so you're welcome to as much you-and-Doc as you can handle. 295 00:17:13,254 --> 00:17:15,322 'Cause I can... 296 00:17:15,390 --> 00:17:17,824 too... handle it. 297 00:17:17,892 --> 00:17:19,726 And yet you dropped everything, 298 00:17:19,751 --> 00:17:22,362 even your fine-ass date, to come over here. 299 00:17:27,168 --> 00:17:29,503 Um, yeah, to do my job? 300 00:17:29,570 --> 00:17:33,507 To turn Doc back into a regular asshole instead of a... 301 00:17:33,574 --> 00:17:35,409 vampire asshole. 302 00:17:35,476 --> 00:17:38,845 You don't make Doc Holliday do anything, Wynonna. 303 00:17:38,913 --> 00:17:40,580 He makes you. 304 00:17:45,186 --> 00:17:46,687 I love you. 305 00:17:49,924 --> 00:17:51,992 Smells like rain is comin'. 306 00:17:56,397 --> 00:18:00,867 Henry... I bought a ticket for the coach next week. 307 00:18:00,935 --> 00:18:02,402 To New York. 308 00:18:03,604 --> 00:18:05,405 What is in New York? 309 00:18:06,407 --> 00:18:08,008 A ship. 310 00:18:11,212 --> 00:18:14,181 You're going home... back to Hungary. 311 00:18:15,550 --> 00:18:16,817 Yes. 312 00:18:17,552 --> 00:18:19,186 What do you think? 313 00:18:22,857 --> 00:18:25,992 I came here to build a life, make my own way, 314 00:18:26,060 --> 00:18:27,627 and it's not working. 315 00:18:28,629 --> 00:18:30,797 Purgatory, Las Vegas, Kansas City... 316 00:18:30,865 --> 00:18:33,467 they're just places we pass on through them and forget them. 317 00:18:33,534 --> 00:18:35,635 Well, we were pretty drunk. 318 00:18:37,739 --> 00:18:41,274 Well... then I'm sure you won't be remembering me much longer. 319 00:18:47,081 --> 00:18:49,382 Are you playing games with me, girl? 320 00:18:49,450 --> 00:18:50,851 No! 321 00:18:52,253 --> 00:18:54,187 Smart. 322 00:18:54,255 --> 00:18:57,290 'Cause Doc Holliday never loses at games. 323 00:19:07,769 --> 00:19:09,369 Doc? 324 00:19:19,480 --> 00:19:22,949 This is some beautiful revisionist love story bullshit. 325 00:19:23,017 --> 00:19:25,051 Just get to the part where you abandoned him. 326 00:19:25,119 --> 00:19:27,587 - He had Wyatt. - You left him alone, 327 00:19:27,655 --> 00:19:30,757 and he was sick and scared and dying! 328 00:19:30,825 --> 00:19:32,626 Now, what could a fortune-teller do? 329 00:19:32,693 --> 00:19:34,094 Cry over him? 330 00:19:34,162 --> 00:19:35,729 You palmed him. 331 00:19:35,797 --> 00:19:37,330 He also taught me that. 332 00:19:49,710 --> 00:19:51,378 Dammit. 333 00:19:51,445 --> 00:19:54,414 That is a bigger tiny sword. 334 00:19:56,083 --> 00:19:57,484 So... 335 00:19:57,552 --> 00:19:59,419 Jeremy. 336 00:19:59,487 --> 00:20:01,321 Quite the catch. 337 00:20:01,389 --> 00:20:03,924 You know, judging from your roster of high-school boyfriends, 338 00:20:03,991 --> 00:20:06,126 I'm not sure I can accept that compliment. 339 00:20:06,194 --> 00:20:09,296 Ha. Says the guy who dated Chrissy Nedley for two semesters! 340 00:20:09,363 --> 00:20:10,864 I did. You know, poor girl, 341 00:20:10,932 --> 00:20:12,299 I made her watch Friday Night Lights, like, six times. 342 00:20:12,366 --> 00:20:14,201 - What, for the football? - Sure. 343 00:20:19,607 --> 00:20:22,742 What do you think a potato feels when it's in the ground? 344 00:20:23,511 --> 00:20:26,646 You know, I-I... 345 00:20:26,714 --> 00:20:29,649 haven't really thought about... that. 346 00:20:29,717 --> 00:20:32,419 I have been thinking about it. 347 00:20:33,721 --> 00:20:36,523 Seeds in the ground whispering to one another. 348 00:20:37,325 --> 00:20:39,626 Bulshar can talk to them, you know. 349 00:20:40,328 --> 00:20:43,196 Wait. Robin, can you hear them? 350 00:20:44,065 --> 00:20:48,001 The trees? Do you know what he's telling them to do? 351 00:20:48,069 --> 00:20:51,538 Sometimes I want to lay down and let the forest have me. 352 00:20:56,978 --> 00:20:59,379 So, he's out there, he's minding his own business... 353 00:20:59,447 --> 00:21:02,182 Okay, okay, just slow down, take it easy, okay? 354 00:21:02,950 --> 00:21:04,217 Yeah, I would, but now I'm 355 00:21:04,242 --> 00:21:07,287 freaking out at the giant ring sticking out of your biscuit. 356 00:21:12,093 --> 00:21:13,393 - Guys. - Whoa. 357 00:21:13,461 --> 00:21:15,161 My God. 358 00:21:15,229 --> 00:21:17,731 - My God, this is happening! - Yes! 359 00:21:17,756 --> 00:21:19,399 - I feel dizzy! - Me too! 360 00:21:19,467 --> 00:21:22,235 - Hey, I better be your Bae of Honour. - Of course. 361 00:21:22,303 --> 00:21:23,536 This is Bulshar's ring. 362 00:21:27,608 --> 00:21:30,577 - I threw this away. - Yeah, and I locked it away just today! 363 00:21:30,645 --> 00:21:33,079 - You had it?! - Yeah, Wynonna gave it to me. 364 00:21:33,147 --> 00:21:35,215 She got it from Doc. Stupid Doc. 365 00:21:35,283 --> 00:21:37,550 Guys, something's really, really wrong with Robin. 366 00:21:37,618 --> 00:21:39,932 I mean, he probably just has meet-the-parents jitters. 367 00:21:39,957 --> 00:21:42,320 - No, from the trees. - Bulshar's ring is following me. 368 00:21:42,345 --> 00:21:44,424 Yeah, and Doc's a vampire and he bit Robin. 369 00:21:44,492 --> 00:21:45,524 What?! 370 00:21:45,549 --> 00:21:47,560 Is that why Robin just licked a potato? 371 00:21:47,628 --> 00:21:50,063 Because, you guys, Robin just licked a potato! 372 00:21:50,131 --> 00:21:51,138 -Potato? -Licked? 373 00:21:51,146 --> 00:21:52,450 Yeah. 374 00:21:52,500 --> 00:21:53,767 Also, I think he just left. 375 00:21:53,834 --> 00:21:55,101 So... 376 00:21:58,406 --> 00:22:00,807 She's got a good-sized trunk on her. 377 00:22:00,875 --> 00:22:02,409 Right? 378 00:22:02,476 --> 00:22:05,578 Who cares that she failed her emissions test? 379 00:22:17,491 --> 00:22:20,560 Still smells like Bobo Del Shit down here! 380 00:22:20,628 --> 00:22:23,163 This where you hide all your bodies? 381 00:22:23,230 --> 00:22:26,967 This was my personal hell for over 100 years. 382 00:22:27,034 --> 00:22:30,270 Till the Earp heir came to retrieve Peacemaker. 383 00:22:31,439 --> 00:22:33,974 Wynonna rescued you? 384 00:22:34,041 --> 00:22:37,477 You know, unfortunately, she doesn't seem to be available this evening. 385 00:22:37,545 --> 00:22:40,814 Might want to get used to that. 386 00:22:43,451 --> 00:22:45,452 She put herself back together again! 387 00:22:45,519 --> 00:22:48,221 - Shoot the tires! - I'm not gonna shoot Charlene! 388 00:22:48,289 --> 00:22:49,990 No, but... 389 00:22:52,059 --> 00:22:54,728 Goddamn, it seems only fair. 390 00:22:54,795 --> 00:22:58,131 I stole her car, now she stole mine. 391 00:22:58,199 --> 00:23:00,767 That was Constance, who put me in the well, 392 00:23:00,835 --> 00:23:04,004 and damned if I didn't almost get to return the favour. 393 00:23:04,071 --> 00:23:05,839 I thought a witch threw you in the well. 394 00:23:05,906 --> 00:23:08,108 Constance Clootie is the Stone Witch. 395 00:23:08,175 --> 00:23:10,810 Resurrected by Bulshar, her husband, no doubt. 396 00:23:10,878 --> 00:23:12,612 I'm gonna need a chart. 397 00:23:12,680 --> 00:23:15,281 No, we're gonna need better shoes. 398 00:23:17,585 --> 00:23:19,119 - Hey, Robin? - Robin? 399 00:23:19,186 --> 00:23:21,266 Robin, it's freezing. You don't have a coat. 400 00:23:21,270 --> 00:23:22,270 Robin? 401 00:23:22,274 --> 00:23:23,723 Guys, let's check in the barn. 402 00:23:23,791 --> 00:23:25,658 Sweetie, are you in here? 403 00:23:28,462 --> 00:23:30,330 His stuff. 404 00:23:30,398 --> 00:23:31,664 Robin? 405 00:23:33,901 --> 00:23:35,568 Where is he? 406 00:23:38,506 --> 00:23:40,106 Soon. 407 00:23:42,543 --> 00:23:44,444 It'll all be over soon. 408 00:23:47,114 --> 00:23:50,050 We need to keep fertilizing the soil. 409 00:23:54,012 --> 00:23:55,480 Tired? 410 00:23:55,547 --> 00:23:57,482 No. You? 411 00:23:57,549 --> 00:23:59,584 Pfft. Nah. 412 00:23:59,651 --> 00:24:02,653 But how long do you figure this standoff is gonna last? 413 00:24:02,721 --> 00:24:06,224 - Why? You got monster-truck tickets? - So we just keep on keeping on? 414 00:24:07,626 --> 00:24:10,228 Unless something more interesting happens. 415 00:24:15,134 --> 00:24:16,801 Hey. Hey. 416 00:24:24,877 --> 00:24:27,678 What did he do to her? 417 00:24:33,986 --> 00:24:35,887 - That was... - The Stone Witch. 418 00:24:38,891 --> 00:24:41,459 I hardly recognized her without her resting witch face. 419 00:24:41,527 --> 00:24:43,027 How did you know? 420 00:24:43,095 --> 00:24:46,731 Power recognizes power, even if it is fading. 421 00:24:47,533 --> 00:24:50,101 She's looking for... Doc? 422 00:24:50,903 --> 00:24:53,237 - Someone. - Or something. 423 00:24:56,441 --> 00:24:58,676 - I could go on ahead if you want. - I can keep up. 424 00:24:58,744 --> 00:24:59,864 You see me keeping up, right? 425 00:24:59,889 --> 00:25:01,679 I have to pass a physical every three months. 426 00:25:01,747 --> 00:25:03,848 I'm much faster if I choose to be. 427 00:25:03,916 --> 00:25:05,817 You can barely stand. You need blood. 428 00:25:07,252 --> 00:25:09,887 I would refrain from mentioning that substance. 429 00:25:09,955 --> 00:25:12,448 I already lost control once today and the only reason 430 00:25:12,473 --> 00:25:15,271 I didn't tear out his throat was for the taste of moulding earth. 431 00:25:15,278 --> 00:25:17,128 Take it easy. 432 00:25:19,298 --> 00:25:21,465 Alright, alright, I got you... 433 00:25:23,302 --> 00:25:26,404 - Take it easy! - This is me taking it easy! 434 00:25:28,941 --> 00:25:31,409 Hell... just do it. 435 00:25:35,948 --> 00:25:38,149 Like a sack of Old West potatoes. 436 00:25:38,784 --> 00:25:40,985 "How was your date night, Charlie?" 437 00:25:41,687 --> 00:25:43,154 It was a little tense. 438 00:25:45,524 --> 00:25:47,792 He's like a beautiful, shirtless Roomba. 439 00:25:47,860 --> 00:25:50,528 - We need to get him inside. - Or get him talking. I... 440 00:25:50,596 --> 00:25:53,130 I think he might be tapping the bad guy's phone lines. 441 00:25:54,800 --> 00:25:57,301 What can you hear, Robin? 442 00:25:57,369 --> 00:25:59,403 They entombed him... 443 00:25:59,471 --> 00:26:01,539 for decades... 444 00:26:01,607 --> 00:26:03,074 but he's close now. 445 00:26:04,176 --> 00:26:06,978 Bulshar? What's he close to? 446 00:26:11,817 --> 00:26:13,184 Hi. 447 00:26:14,486 --> 00:26:16,420 This is not the bathroom. 448 00:26:16,488 --> 00:26:18,856 No, you're in the barn. 449 00:26:19,491 --> 00:26:22,526 Okay, maybe don't step in this general area. 450 00:26:22,594 --> 00:26:24,362 What are you doing out here? 451 00:26:24,429 --> 00:26:26,097 I heard whispers. 452 00:26:26,164 --> 00:26:29,100 I think it's... the tree roots? They don't want to, 453 00:26:29,167 --> 00:26:31,636 but he's making them do his bidding. Bulshar. 454 00:26:32,738 --> 00:26:35,306 Shit, I know... I know this sounds crazy. 455 00:26:35,331 --> 00:26:38,943 Hey. I survived a massacre and I'm being haunted by a demon's ring. 456 00:26:39,011 --> 00:26:42,513 Yeah, I touched tentacle goo and made a lightning rod of spoons. 457 00:26:42,581 --> 00:26:45,316 I was in a car crash when I was a kid, 458 00:26:45,384 --> 00:26:46,851 trapped with my mother's body for three days, 459 00:26:46,919 --> 00:26:49,120 and now I can sense when my friends are super scared. 460 00:26:50,856 --> 00:26:54,292 You're not crazy. Also not the first person to pee in this barn. 461 00:26:54,359 --> 00:26:55,541 We have a bathroom. 462 00:26:55,566 --> 00:26:57,962 Yeah, what is it with dudes? Seriously? 463 00:26:58,030 --> 00:27:02,633 You have my affection. Now, how about giving me your potato? 464 00:27:02,701 --> 00:27:04,302 With pleasure. 465 00:27:07,539 --> 00:27:08,877 The rest of you seeing that lady 466 00:27:08,902 --> 00:27:10,675 with the flame-broiled noggin over there? 467 00:27:13,278 --> 00:27:15,212 Constance Clootie! 468 00:27:15,280 --> 00:27:17,982 Woman, can't I have one goddamn dinner party 469 00:27:18,050 --> 00:27:20,818 without you getting all up in my biscuits?! 470 00:27:25,724 --> 00:27:27,391 My God! 471 00:27:27,459 --> 00:27:30,161 - Are you... are you okay? - I'm okay. 472 00:27:31,296 --> 00:27:33,097 - She belongs to Bulshar, too. - Whoa, hey. 473 00:27:33,165 --> 00:27:35,866 I just found a man I like. I'm not losing him to some woman. 474 00:27:35,934 --> 00:27:39,203 Especially one with grill marks! 475 00:27:42,407 --> 00:27:45,743 Hot. It's hot. 476 00:27:45,811 --> 00:27:48,512 Hot, hot. Hot! 477 00:27:49,247 --> 00:27:50,915 Waverly, don't touch it! 478 00:27:54,553 --> 00:27:56,787 It... it fits me. 479 00:27:57,956 --> 00:28:00,691 What are you doing?! No, no, no! 480 00:28:00,759 --> 00:28:02,960 Whoa. 481 00:28:09,501 --> 00:28:12,570 What... Since when did you get a finishing move? 482 00:28:16,108 --> 00:28:18,642 Was that whole thing normal for you guys? 483 00:28:18,710 --> 00:28:20,711 Honestly? Yeah, kind of. 484 00:28:21,513 --> 00:28:24,949 Yeah, let's go get some wine. Three for me. 485 00:28:25,017 --> 00:28:26,183 Okay. 486 00:28:28,120 --> 00:28:29,353 Thank you. 487 00:28:33,125 --> 00:28:35,893 Zombie Skullhead Constance was going through Doc's stuff. 488 00:28:35,961 --> 00:28:38,896 - His cigar box? - Yeah, as far as we could tell, 489 00:28:38,964 --> 00:28:40,965 she only took three cards. 490 00:28:41,033 --> 00:28:42,800 Red border. Vintage. 491 00:28:42,868 --> 00:28:44,468 Tarot cards. 492 00:28:44,536 --> 00:28:46,904 Kate's, from when they first met. 493 00:28:46,972 --> 00:28:49,273 Henry palmed the cards after the reading. 494 00:28:49,341 --> 00:28:51,308 He always swore he didn't, but I knew he did. 495 00:28:51,376 --> 00:28:53,144 Whose cards were they? You never said. 496 00:28:54,780 --> 00:28:57,214 Well, at that point, he was just a sheriff. 497 00:29:01,486 --> 00:29:03,220 I'm the Sheriff Clootie. 498 00:29:04,523 --> 00:29:07,658 And I'm looking for something. In the Ghost River Triangle. 499 00:29:08,560 --> 00:29:10,394 They say that place is cursed. 500 00:29:10,462 --> 00:29:12,463 I'm close, 501 00:29:12,531 --> 00:29:14,832 but one piece eludes me. 502 00:29:14,900 --> 00:29:18,602 Powerful though I am... I cannot find it on my own. 503 00:29:18,670 --> 00:29:20,805 So you will do it. 504 00:29:39,791 --> 00:29:41,792 This card represents the past. 505 00:29:45,030 --> 00:29:46,597 This, the present. 506 00:29:50,402 --> 00:29:51,902 The... 507 00:29:53,538 --> 00:29:55,139 - I can't read your future. - Finish it. 508 00:29:55,207 --> 00:29:56,807 No, I mean, I won't! 509 00:29:58,410 --> 00:29:59,710 Do it. 510 00:29:59,778 --> 00:30:01,979 The lady... 511 00:30:02,414 --> 00:30:03,647 said no. 512 00:30:03,715 --> 00:30:06,050 This is no business of yours. 513 00:30:07,285 --> 00:30:09,220 I have this aimed at your business! 514 00:30:09,287 --> 00:30:11,222 Take your money and go. 515 00:30:11,289 --> 00:30:13,958 But leave the cards. 516 00:30:27,672 --> 00:30:31,775 You read Sheriff Clootie... Bulshar's cards? 517 00:30:31,843 --> 00:30:35,379 Not all of them. He wants to find his last one. 518 00:30:35,447 --> 00:30:37,781 His future. 519 00:30:37,849 --> 00:30:39,783 Or is it now his present? 520 00:30:40,986 --> 00:30:42,053 Then we better intercept 521 00:30:42,078 --> 00:30:44,722 the bitch kebab and make sure she doesn't give it to him. 522 00:30:50,328 --> 00:30:52,763 Don't underestimate the power of this relic. 523 00:30:52,831 --> 00:30:54,865 It's older than most things on earth. 524 00:31:03,108 --> 00:31:04,775 Fudge nuggets. 525 00:31:05,677 --> 00:31:07,878 It couldn't have been a princess cut? 526 00:31:28,633 --> 00:31:29,900 Past. 527 00:31:34,906 --> 00:31:36,373 Present. 528 00:31:40,312 --> 00:31:42,713 Glorious future. 529 00:32:03,159 --> 00:32:05,026 Constance. 530 00:32:06,529 --> 00:32:08,563 It's okay. 531 00:32:09,832 --> 00:32:13,268 - We're too late. - God, she can't even speak. 532 00:32:14,337 --> 00:32:17,539 - What has Bulshar done to you? - Made her pathetic. 533 00:32:19,142 --> 00:32:23,645 Listen, you've been a thorn in my side for way too long, Stone Witch. 534 00:32:23,713 --> 00:32:25,784 But nobody deserves to 535 00:32:25,809 --> 00:32:27,649 be somebody's meat puppet. 536 00:32:28,518 --> 00:32:29,951 Help us find him. 537 00:32:31,954 --> 00:32:34,523 She has nothing left to give, Wynonna. 538 00:32:34,590 --> 00:32:36,491 She's as cursed as you are. 539 00:32:38,561 --> 00:32:40,328 Sucks, right? 540 00:32:41,564 --> 00:32:43,165 So does this. 541 00:32:48,371 --> 00:32:50,205 It's no small thing... 542 00:32:50,273 --> 00:32:52,574 to be able to choose your own end. 543 00:33:09,292 --> 00:33:12,327 - What is this? - I've got a buddy who's a paramedic. 544 00:33:12,395 --> 00:33:15,397 We didn't know your blood type, so we went with a... 545 00:33:16,232 --> 00:33:19,000 ...nice, neutral... O negative. 546 00:33:20,403 --> 00:33:21,570 Thank you. 547 00:33:22,605 --> 00:33:24,806 Those canines aren't made for nachos. 548 00:33:27,810 --> 00:33:31,379 Perhaps this way I can avoid run-ins with friends of friends. 549 00:33:43,626 --> 00:33:45,227 I like her, Doc. 550 00:33:46,429 --> 00:33:48,296 I'm thirsty, not stupid. 551 00:33:49,765 --> 00:33:52,167 You don't know her like I do. 552 00:33:57,173 --> 00:34:00,709 You will never know her... like I do. 553 00:34:00,776 --> 00:34:02,878 I know she hunts what you've become. 554 00:34:12,455 --> 00:34:14,689 Well, she will come to understand. 555 00:34:15,525 --> 00:34:17,792 You can't remember his cards? 556 00:34:17,860 --> 00:34:21,029 You know how many readings I've done since then? 557 00:34:21,097 --> 00:34:22,898 It was a bad one. I chose to forget. 558 00:34:22,965 --> 00:34:26,001 Bullshit's always one step ahead. 559 00:34:26,068 --> 00:34:29,604 But he's still just a demon. While you, Wynonna Earp, 560 00:34:29,672 --> 00:34:31,840 are the best demon hunter I've seen in a long time. 561 00:34:31,908 --> 00:34:33,608 Certainly the prettiest. 562 00:34:33,676 --> 00:34:36,211 You're trying to make me forget about killing you. 563 00:34:37,980 --> 00:34:41,683 You know my death won't return Doc to mortality. It's a myth. 564 00:34:43,085 --> 00:34:44,619 Well, you should've led with that. 565 00:34:47,323 --> 00:34:50,625 It'd be awesome if... Bulshar's cards just said: 566 00:34:50,693 --> 00:34:54,462 "Hey, Bulshar, you're a... big old bag of deflated dicks. 567 00:34:55,698 --> 00:34:58,500 - Yeah, I... I haven't seen that card. - What? 568 00:34:58,568 --> 00:35:01,970 There's no "ye big olde sack of airless dingadongies" card? 569 00:35:02,038 --> 00:35:04,973 Okay, you mock, but the Tarot has a lot to say 570 00:35:05,041 --> 00:35:07,042 to those with the will to listen. 571 00:35:09,912 --> 00:35:12,080 Then my will... 572 00:35:12,148 --> 00:35:15,050 is a stone-cold, be-mulleted iron woman. 573 00:35:15,718 --> 00:35:17,085 On steroids. 574 00:35:18,354 --> 00:35:22,791 Girl, I'm a mystic and I still can't decode that sentence. 575 00:35:22,858 --> 00:35:25,660 As an Earp, I'm linked... to Bulshar. 576 00:35:25,728 --> 00:35:28,863 Call it fate or whatever, but we're all linked by this curse, 577 00:35:28,931 --> 00:35:32,734 so maybe... we share a future too. 578 00:35:33,869 --> 00:35:35,870 So I read your cards to know his. 579 00:35:35,938 --> 00:35:38,645 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - You're certain? 580 00:35:38,670 --> 00:35:40,909 They may tell you something you don't wish to know. 581 00:35:40,977 --> 00:35:43,845 Lady, I'm... made of things I don't wish to know. 582 00:35:46,048 --> 00:35:49,084 Why did you put it on?! 583 00:35:49,151 --> 00:35:50,685 I was meant to. 584 00:35:50,753 --> 00:35:52,420 What does that mean? 585 00:35:53,055 --> 00:35:54,856 I don't know. 586 00:35:54,924 --> 00:35:57,325 But don't you think it's weird that I can't get it off either? 587 00:35:57,393 --> 00:35:59,060 Whoa, wait, wait, wait! 588 00:35:59,128 --> 00:36:00,963 Jeremy, my finger's still attached. 589 00:36:01,014 --> 00:36:02,564 Sorry, sorry, but... 590 00:36:02,632 --> 00:36:06,334 What's that? Maybe... Hebrew, or Aramaic? 591 00:36:06,402 --> 00:36:09,671 - That wasn't there before. - What? 592 00:36:09,739 --> 00:36:12,607 Okay, wait. Your finger made this word appear? 593 00:36:13,909 --> 00:36:17,145 Dictionaries. We need dictionaries, people! 594 00:36:17,213 --> 00:36:19,581 I know why Bulshar's in the Ghost River Triangle! 595 00:36:19,649 --> 00:36:21,316 Perfect Nose Kate read my cards! 596 00:36:21,384 --> 00:36:23,718 I'm apparently Tarot twins with Bulshar. 597 00:36:23,786 --> 00:36:27,088 We think these are the cards he wanted. 598 00:36:27,657 --> 00:36:28,957 First, the past. 599 00:36:29,558 --> 00:36:31,359 The devil, 'cause, yeah, 600 00:36:31,427 --> 00:36:35,096 our family's taken a whole metric shit-ton from that demon-bag. 601 00:36:35,164 --> 00:36:37,032 The next card represents the present. 602 00:36:37,099 --> 00:36:39,734 Bulshar wants... The Tower. 603 00:36:39,802 --> 00:36:41,736 Well, that's obviously a wang metaphor. 604 00:36:41,804 --> 00:36:44,072 Kate says that represents darkness and destruction. 605 00:36:44,140 --> 00:36:46,174 Yeah, like I said, Bulshar's wang. 606 00:36:46,609 --> 00:36:50,011 But if he gets it, his future is gonna be... 607 00:36:52,815 --> 00:36:56,418 Make-out city? Um, is this about Bulshar's wang? 608 00:36:56,485 --> 00:37:00,088 It's the first two lovers who ever... 609 00:37:04,427 --> 00:37:06,027 The first first lovers, guys! 610 00:37:06,095 --> 00:37:09,564 The first two to grab some birds and rub 'em on their bees. 611 00:37:09,632 --> 00:37:11,900 Season one, episode one of Boneland? 612 00:37:11,967 --> 00:37:15,904 So the couple normally referred to as Adam and Eve. 613 00:37:15,971 --> 00:37:18,073 Okay. So the devil... 614 00:37:18,474 --> 00:37:19,841 The Tower. 615 00:37:21,043 --> 00:37:23,211 - Adam and Eve. - Paradise! 616 00:37:23,279 --> 00:37:26,781 Jeremy! You dunked on my mic drop, man. 617 00:37:26,849 --> 00:37:31,086 No, it-it's Arabic on the ring. It means Garden of Paradise. 618 00:37:31,153 --> 00:37:33,254 - What? - That's what he's after. 619 00:37:33,322 --> 00:37:35,590 Okay, so I had negligent hippie parents 620 00:37:35,658 --> 00:37:37,826 and I smoked cigarettes behind the church 621 00:37:37,893 --> 00:37:40,528 instead of ever going in, but is paradise... 622 00:37:40,596 --> 00:37:42,363 supposed to be in North America? 623 00:37:42,431 --> 00:37:44,999 In the fudging Ghost River Triangle no less? 624 00:37:45,067 --> 00:37:48,136 Juan Carlo said this was a sanctuary, right? 625 00:37:48,738 --> 00:37:50,438 That's why. 626 00:37:50,506 --> 00:37:53,274 - He's looking for the garden. - No. 627 00:37:53,676 --> 00:37:55,710 He's not looking for the Garden of Eden. 628 00:37:57,246 --> 00:37:58,980 He already found it. 629 00:38:06,536 --> 00:38:08,136 I'd invite you in, but... 630 00:38:08,204 --> 00:38:10,505 But I'm a vampire. You're not ready? 631 00:38:10,573 --> 00:38:12,807 - Ding, ding, ding. - Smart girl. 632 00:38:14,110 --> 00:38:16,444 Charlie said he'll call you later. 633 00:38:19,348 --> 00:38:22,150 We were all just trying to have a nice dinner for once, y'know? 634 00:38:22,218 --> 00:38:24,286 Yeah, well, someone had a good time. 635 00:38:25,660 --> 00:38:29,660 _ 636 00:38:29,695 --> 00:38:32,060 Kinda wish he hadn't signed it "Buttercup." 637 00:38:32,128 --> 00:38:34,462 Something to be said about the sentimental man. 638 00:38:35,131 --> 00:38:38,266 Or one who tells you that he's feeling something. 639 00:38:38,734 --> 00:38:40,402 Anything. 640 00:38:40,469 --> 00:38:43,638 - You gave up on Doc. - I hoped he'd chase me for once. 641 00:38:45,074 --> 00:38:48,654 Instead I left him thinking he had nothing left. Nothing to lose. 642 00:38:48,689 --> 00:38:50,712 So he went and made a deal with a witch. 643 00:38:51,581 --> 00:38:53,748 One last attempt to escape the disease. 644 00:38:53,816 --> 00:38:55,717 She threw him down in a well. 645 00:38:57,153 --> 00:38:59,387 - He was alone. - But I came back. 646 00:38:59,455 --> 00:39:02,724 Don't you see, Wynonna? I was playing a game. 647 00:39:04,594 --> 00:39:06,461 But this time, I lost. 648 00:39:07,096 --> 00:39:09,538 Where is John Henry Holliday, Mrs. Clootie?! 649 00:39:09,563 --> 00:39:10,732 Where is my husband?! 650 00:39:10,800 --> 00:39:14,436 Husband? Come now, wasn't he still paying you? 651 00:39:14,503 --> 00:39:16,371 Tell me what you've done. 652 00:39:20,276 --> 00:39:23,345 Do you feel pain? Do you feel loss? 653 00:39:23,412 --> 00:39:25,547 Good. 654 00:39:25,615 --> 00:39:28,316 It's a balm to my own wounds. 655 00:39:29,418 --> 00:39:31,052 I am a mother. 656 00:39:31,120 --> 00:39:34,789 A mother whose children were slain for no reason. 657 00:39:34,857 --> 00:39:36,725 That is pain. 658 00:39:36,792 --> 00:39:38,693 That is loss. 659 00:39:43,532 --> 00:39:45,200 Doc had nothing to do with that! 660 00:39:45,267 --> 00:39:47,636 No, but his best friend, Wyatt Earp, did. 661 00:39:47,703 --> 00:39:49,170 Doc is innocent! 662 00:39:50,106 --> 00:39:52,440 Even you don't believe that. 663 00:39:52,508 --> 00:39:55,110 I feel it. I know he's still alive. 664 00:39:55,177 --> 00:39:58,046 And will be always, as per our deal. 665 00:39:58,114 --> 00:40:01,549 But you could search for centuries and never come close to finding him. 666 00:40:03,986 --> 00:40:05,720 I'm gonna try. 667 00:40:05,788 --> 00:40:08,456 How? I'm fresh out of immortality. 668 00:40:08,524 --> 00:40:11,292 I don't need you for that, bitch. 669 00:40:12,795 --> 00:40:17,132 Or you could... leave him behind like he left you. 670 00:40:19,802 --> 00:40:21,503 your independence. 671 00:40:26,308 --> 00:40:28,443 Turns out independence didn't take. 672 00:40:28,511 --> 00:40:30,645 That's when you went to see your uncle Otto? 673 00:40:31,814 --> 00:40:35,550 - Claimed my immortal kiss. - So I could search for him forever. 674 00:40:37,153 --> 00:40:39,888 But it was you who found him. Freed him. 675 00:40:40,890 --> 00:40:43,124 - It was an accident. - Yeah, well... 676 00:40:43,192 --> 00:40:45,694 the universe loves a bad joke. 677 00:40:51,233 --> 00:40:53,601 You became a vampire for Doc? 678 00:40:55,571 --> 00:40:57,305 And he became one for you. 679 00:40:59,842 --> 00:41:01,609 Goodbye, Wynonna. 680 00:41:01,677 --> 00:41:05,046 - Where you going? - See if I can find a stagecoach. 681 00:41:23,499 --> 00:41:25,533 - Wynonna. - Jesus! 682 00:41:25,601 --> 00:41:27,936 You just about gave me a heart attack. 683 00:41:28,003 --> 00:41:30,371 Well, I was uninvited from the house, remember? 684 00:41:31,707 --> 00:41:35,076 So now I skulk in the barn like the dog you think I am. 685 00:41:35,878 --> 00:41:39,247 Just because you can hide in the shadows doesn't mean you should. 686 00:41:45,421 --> 00:41:47,989 I am done hiding from you. 687 00:41:51,627 --> 00:41:53,194 I don't like you like this. 688 00:41:54,964 --> 00:41:56,831 I have become this... 689 00:41:57,633 --> 00:41:59,234 ...because I am determined 690 00:41:59,301 --> 00:42:01,836 to be here for as long as you require. 691 00:42:01,904 --> 00:42:05,707 If you should fall, to fight for Alice and beyond if necessary. 692 00:42:07,309 --> 00:42:09,043 You think I can't do this? 693 00:42:09,745 --> 00:42:12,113 I think we need to do this together. 694 00:42:15,551 --> 00:42:16,651 Good. 695 00:42:18,554 --> 00:42:21,756 The curse ends now... with both of us. 696 00:42:22,424 --> 00:42:24,292 It has to. 697 00:42:26,262 --> 00:42:29,030 Bulshar is here for the Garden of Eden. 698 00:42:29,098 --> 00:42:31,933 That's what the Ghost River Triangle is protecting. 699 00:42:32,001 --> 00:42:33,802 Dear God. 700 00:42:34,770 --> 00:42:38,006 God has nothing to do with it. 701 00:42:40,538 --> 00:42:45,538 Synced and corrected by BLuk www.addic7ed.com 52230

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