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You're watching The Simpsons.
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You know your life sucks.
Just get drunk
like you always do.
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Catch all-new episodes Sundays.
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And check outour other Fox programs,
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Brooklyn Nine-Nine,
Bob's Burgers and Family Guy.
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What is this,
and how can I make the rest
of my life about it?
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Only on Fox.
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(squawking)
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(exclaiming)
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(school bell ringing)
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(Barney belches)
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D'oh!
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(tires screeching)
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(grunts)
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Hmm.
Hmm.
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(grunting)
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(chuckles)
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Mm.
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Hmm.
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ANNOUNCER:
Welcome...
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to The Vulture's Nest.
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♪ ♪
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(whip cracking)
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The Vulture's Nest...
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(air hissing)
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...where billionaire investors
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swoop down
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on your business proposals
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and peck out the eyes.
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(lock clicking)
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(squawking)
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Uh, hello, vultures.
(chuckles nervously)
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Okay, um...
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Forget it. I'm out.
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Uh, vultures,
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almost every kid
wears a retainer,
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and that is not cool.
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But this retainer
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is a de-lamer.
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As it turns
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this grill from blah...
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to bling.
(grunts)
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Hmm.
Ooh.
Oh...
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Now that's a Milhouse
I'd marry.
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Kirk, when I started
digging for oil,
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I came up dry for 12 years.
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Then I had my yee-haw moment
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and realized I needed to drill
in Texas
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instead of my home state
of New Hampshire.
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Well,
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I'm very interested.
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I'll offer you
three hours
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of my precious time
for 90% of your company.
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Too late. 95%.
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We're not gonna do
any better than that.
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I don't know, Dad.
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Of course you don't know.
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You're just a kid.
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I may be a kid,
but this was my idea.
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KIRK:
Hey!
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You need a ride
home, don't you?
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We've heard enough.
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Thank you for
the opportunity.
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(laughing)
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I love seeing
people I know fail.
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(laughing):
Do you want a beer, son?
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(gasps)
There's a stain.
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Did that dumb dog
pee on the rug?
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Dad, it's not fair
to blame the dog.
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Blame the dumb animal
who's supposed to walk him:
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Bart.
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I did walk him.
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Didn't I, boy?
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(growling)
Chewing your leg
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is not a yes,
I learned that
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in a real estate deal.
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Oh, it wasn't the dog.
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I went on the rug.
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What?
Huh?
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Grampa,
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is everything all right?
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I'm 86 years old
and I'm falling apart
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like toast
in a dishwasher.
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Oh, you poor man.
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Sit down here and relax.
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(groans)
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Geez, Dad, you really have
lost a step.
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Can't you at least
enjoy Shark Tank--
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I mean, Vulture's Nest?
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(screaming)
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Grampa,
don't worry.
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We're paying the finest
nursing home in town.
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They'll know what to do.
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We have no idea
what to do.
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We specialize in
keeping seniors
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from bothering
their families,
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then gently releasing
them just before death.
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God bless, Mr. Simpson.
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I've been paying you off and on
for years,
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and there's no way you can help?
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We do offer free
transportation
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to the next stage.
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(tires screeching)
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(grunts)
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(tires screeching)
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(Homer sighing worriedly)
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Come on, Grampa.
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You're not staying on skid row.
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Yeah, that's shameful,
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shoving poor old people
out on the street.
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This place is
for the mentally ill.
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(yelling incoherently)
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Hey! What are you...
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Uh, get better!
(chuckles)
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Well, we're not beaten yet.
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Grampa, you're a veteran of
every branch of the service.
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The VA hospital will help.
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Aren't those hospitals
the ones they called
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"America's shame"?
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A lot of things are
America's shame, honey.
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(cats wailing)
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(Barney moaning)
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Mr. Simpson?
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Yes?
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Uh, this is just
the waiting room.
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Oh...
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Well, don't worry,
the veteran's administration
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will take care of
this proud warrior.
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I can see him
in five minutes.
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(Homer and Marge
sigh with relief)
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23 years from now.
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(groaning)
Hey, soldier.
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Are you looking for
high quality health care
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at no cost?
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I know the place.
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Tell it to me in an anecdote.
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Years ago,
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I saw action in
the Bay of Pigs.
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Bay of Pigs, eh?
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(pigs snorting)
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(chomps)
(pig squealing)
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Er, have you seen
Marilyn Monroe?
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I'm asking, for, uh,
for a friend.
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Yes, a, uh...
Er, uh...
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...a friend.
Don't, uh, tell Ethel.
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Mmm.
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History.
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Those Cuban doctors
patched me up good,
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and for a lot less.
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How much less?
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Well, what costs
$2,000 here
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costs six
bucks there.
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Hmm.
(Cuban music playing)
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Ah, Cuba sounds
a little dangerous.
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Why don't we try Canada?
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I don't want
to go there,
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now that that commie
Trudeau is in charge.
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We're goin' to Cuba!
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You got it, Dad.
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Nurse, cancel our appointment.
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I'm sorry,
there's a fee
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if you don't cancel
within 24 years.
D'oh!
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(horn blowing, bird screeching)
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D'oh!
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Grampa, can't you enjoy
the Caribbean breeze?
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Not while I suspect
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your father's gonna
toss me off'n the boat.
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Huh? Wh...?
Hmm?
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Ah-ah? Ah-ah?
Hmm?
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No. We're not.
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And we'll have fun
when we get there.
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We can have plantains.
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They're like bananas
you have to cook. Yum.
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Cooked bananas are
too hard for me to chew.
(bird screeching)
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D'oh!
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Well, don't forget Cuba's
vibrant jazz scene.
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Lisa, thanks for the warning.
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Despite what she says,
this trip will be fun.
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I am finally gonna put
the Spanish I learned
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on I Love Lucy to use.
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(à la Ricky Ricardo):
Oh, Loo-sey, you need to see
a "fee-sa-kia-trist."
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Excuse me, sir.
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We are perfectly able
to pronounce "psychiatrist."
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Now, please don't make me
'splain it to you again.
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Come on, Rick. The girls
are dressed up like men,
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trying to get into
the cigar store.
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So you know what
we do, Fred?
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We give them cigars.
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(laughing):
All the cigars they want.
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(laughing):
This will be good.
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I'll never understand
why a bandleader
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was such good friends
with his landlord.
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(Cuban music plays)
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Now, there are 12 types
of visits to Cuba
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that are
legally permitted.
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U.S. business...
Next.
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professional
research...
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I don't know what
either of those words mean.
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educational
activities...
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Those words
I know and hate.
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family visit...
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Is there a VIP entrance
to this place?
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religious
activities...
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(laughing):
God, no.
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public performances...
Never.
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mistook us
for Aruba...
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Is that
that weird lettuce?
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here to
smuggle cigars...
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You guys have cigars?
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fell off a
fishing boat...
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Many times,
not today.
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transmission
of information...
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Who wants to know?
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really love
Gloria Estefan...
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Getting warmer.
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and the last one is
journalistic activity.
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I'm a journalist.
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I'm doing an article
for my school paper.
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Here's one of my scoops.
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Hmm.
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You're in.
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♪ ♪
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Whoa, you can make money
playing dominoes?
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Come on, Grampa,
let's take these guys.
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I don't like dominoes.
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With my cataracts,
everything's a six.
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(groans)
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What?
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(sighs)
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Ooh!
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We could go see Mariel
Hemingway's grandfather's house.
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Hmm, apparently,
he was a writer.
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Like Mindy Kaling.
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Forget it, I'm done.
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Let me just take one last
good look at my granddaughter
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so she'll remember
her granddad.
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(grunting)
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And love locks it in.
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Now, to just sit
and wait for the end.
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How could anyone be so glum
in front of that sign?
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(sighs)
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♪ ♪
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I am so sorry.
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There is, uh, nothing I can do.
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All I can offer is this,
uh, festive shirt.
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(groaning)
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I don't like the way the
birds are looking at me.
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Relax, viejo.
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Return the shirt
after he, you know...
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(whistles)
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(blows raspberry)
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(groans)
We took an exotic island
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vacation for nothing.
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Oh, my God!
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Where have you been
all these years?
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Now, this is a car!
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Razor-sharp fins.
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Little triangle windows
that weren't good for nothing.
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And a front seat you could fit
all your newborn babies on.
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Would you care to go for a ride?
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(keys jingle)
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Car keys that don't go
bloopity-bloop!
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I'm home!
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("Chan Chan" by
Buena Vista Social Club playing)
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(singing in Spanish)
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Oh!
267
00:09:41,882 --> 00:09:43,112
You, my friend,
268
00:09:43,116 --> 00:09:44,876
just had a "Cuba-gasm."
269
00:09:44,885 --> 00:09:46,015
(tires squeal)
270
00:09:46,019 --> 00:09:48,119
Dad, let me help you out.
271
00:09:48,121 --> 00:09:49,191
(laughing)
272
00:09:49,189 --> 00:09:50,519
I don't need no help!
273
00:09:50,524 --> 00:09:51,964
(hums a tune)
274
00:09:51,959 --> 00:09:55,689
A lungful of leaded gas
and I'm better than ever!
275
00:09:55,696 --> 00:09:56,796
(chuckles)
276
00:09:56,797 --> 00:09:58,427
Oh, thank you.
277
00:09:58,432 --> 00:10:01,732
You've taken my dad
back to a simpler time
278
00:10:01,735 --> 00:10:06,035
when our only worry was being
obliterated by nuclear weapons.
279
00:10:06,039 --> 00:10:07,539
It is the car.
280
00:10:07,541 --> 00:10:11,141
All our American cars
were built before 1960.
281
00:10:11,144 --> 00:10:15,054
And studies show that exposure
to objects from your youth
282
00:10:15,048 --> 00:10:17,048
can help you feel young again.
283
00:10:17,050 --> 00:10:18,280
What studies?
284
00:10:18,285 --> 00:10:19,615
Are they peer reviewed?
285
00:10:19,620 --> 00:10:20,790
You know what they are?
286
00:10:20,787 --> 00:10:23,717
A professor, Ellen
Langer, did a study
287
00:10:23,724 --> 00:10:27,164
where seniors exposed
to culture from the '50s
288
00:10:27,160 --> 00:10:29,330
became more vigorous
and engaged.
289
00:10:29,329 --> 00:10:32,729
They even engaged
in heavy petting.
290
00:10:32,733 --> 00:10:34,733
There's heavy petting?
291
00:10:37,170 --> 00:10:39,300
Wow, that's the first time
I've seen him
292
00:10:39,306 --> 00:10:42,466
get a woman's attention
without flatlining.
293
00:10:42,476 --> 00:10:46,176
Now, here's one that's been
in our family for years.
294
00:10:46,179 --> 00:10:48,249
(playing The Simpsons theme)
295
00:10:55,122 --> 00:10:56,792
Well, that saves us
going to the beach.
296
00:10:56,790 --> 00:10:59,490
(hums a tune)
297
00:10:59,493 --> 00:11:01,493
Okay,
298
00:11:01,495 --> 00:11:03,795
so let me get
this straight.
299
00:11:03,797 --> 00:11:06,597
This paladar is a restaurant,
300
00:11:06,600 --> 00:11:08,300
but it's in a home?
301
00:11:08,301 --> 00:11:09,501
That's right.
302
00:11:09,503 --> 00:11:11,603
So I don't have
to do the dishes?
303
00:11:11,605 --> 00:11:12,965
You don't do
the dishes at home.
304
00:11:12,973 --> 00:11:17,283
Never discuss family business
in front of the Cubans.
305
00:11:17,277 --> 00:11:20,147
Homie, this place is so homey.
306
00:11:20,147 --> 00:11:22,007
Look, Grampa's
eating like a horse.
307
00:11:22,015 --> 00:11:24,445
So, you are enjoying the horse?
308
00:11:24,451 --> 00:11:25,681
(gasps)
309
00:11:25,686 --> 00:11:27,146
(laughs):
No, no, no.
310
00:11:27,154 --> 00:11:29,194
You are not eating a horse.
311
00:11:29,189 --> 00:11:30,459
The baby is.
312
00:11:30,457 --> 00:11:33,087
(gasps)
How many bites have you had?
313
00:11:37,197 --> 00:11:38,857
Gracias.¿Cómo estás tú?
314
00:11:38,865 --> 00:11:40,495
Bart, you're using
informal Spanish
315
00:11:40,500 --> 00:11:42,800
with someone who's
not a family member.
316
00:11:42,803 --> 00:11:44,403
Ay, caramba.
317
00:11:44,404 --> 00:11:46,844
Quiet, you kids.
I'm watching Castro.
318
00:11:46,840 --> 00:11:48,870
All the best world leaders
have beards.
319
00:11:48,875 --> 00:11:50,535
Him, Santa Claus.
320
00:11:50,544 --> 00:11:52,384
And every time he says
"collective farming,"
321
00:11:52,379 --> 00:11:53,709
I take a drink.
322
00:11:53,714 --> 00:11:58,724
Recientemente, viajéa una granja colectiva.
323
00:11:58,719 --> 00:12:01,489
Gracias!
(gulping)
324
00:12:01,488 --> 00:12:03,518
♪ ♪
325
00:12:03,523 --> 00:12:06,363
(laughs)
Look at me, Jasper!
326
00:12:06,359 --> 00:12:09,029
I'm eating a peanut!
327
00:12:09,029 --> 00:12:10,059
Who's that guy?
328
00:12:10,063 --> 00:12:11,403
Huh? Who knows?
329
00:12:11,398 --> 00:12:13,868
But I'm sending him a picture
of my junk.
330
00:12:13,867 --> 00:12:16,427
(shutter clicks)
(laughs)
331
00:12:16,436 --> 00:12:18,196
Ugh. Disgusting.
332
00:12:18,205 --> 00:12:20,365
300 extra pesos
333
00:12:20,373 --> 00:12:23,373
por la hermosa camarera.
334
00:12:23,376 --> 00:12:24,836
Yo no salgocon clientes.
335
00:12:25,679 --> 00:12:30,519
Another El Presidente cocktail,
Señor Abraham?
336
00:12:30,517 --> 00:12:32,747
I don't remember telling you
my name.
337
00:12:32,753 --> 00:12:35,023
You did. In fact,
you were so charming,
338
00:12:35,021 --> 00:12:37,021
I want to hook up later.
339
00:12:37,023 --> 00:12:39,923
Not for money but for
nylons and chocolate.
340
00:12:39,926 --> 00:12:42,726
(chuckles)
Hey, Macarena!
341
00:12:42,729 --> 00:12:44,929
For me, that's
a topical reference.
342
00:12:44,931 --> 00:12:47,771
Why don't you let me buy
this round, Abe?
343
00:12:47,768 --> 00:12:50,768
Wheels McGrath?!
I knew you in the Air Force!
344
00:12:50,771 --> 00:12:53,201
I haven't seen you
since you dropped that A-bomb
345
00:12:53,206 --> 00:12:54,766
off the forklift.
346
00:12:54,775 --> 00:12:57,635
Yeah, 'member when it
just kept rollin' and rollin'?
347
00:12:57,644 --> 00:12:59,544
(both laugh)
348
00:12:59,546 --> 00:13:01,546
Oh, you're
looking good, Abe.
349
00:13:01,548 --> 00:13:03,208
Cuba's great.
350
00:13:03,216 --> 00:13:05,876
It's like Florida
before all the Cubans came.
351
00:13:05,886 --> 00:13:07,216
So what happened to you?
352
00:13:07,220 --> 00:13:11,090
(chuckles) I-I hijacked
a plane here in the '70s.
353
00:13:11,091 --> 00:13:13,731
Wow! Did you have
the chicken or fish?
354
00:13:13,727 --> 00:13:15,657
I had both.
355
00:13:15,662 --> 00:13:17,302
(chuckles)
Crazy!
356
00:13:17,297 --> 00:13:20,297
Listen, there's a place
I want to take you.
357
00:13:20,300 --> 00:13:22,800
What do you say?
For old times' sake?
358
00:13:22,803 --> 00:13:23,773
Yeah, why not?
359
00:13:23,770 --> 00:13:25,500
Keep my tab open, Issabella.
360
00:13:25,505 --> 00:13:28,505
I hope I see you
again, Abelito.
361
00:13:28,508 --> 00:13:31,178
You will.
I never go anyplace new.
362
00:13:31,178 --> 00:13:34,178
So, you just sign the papers
and she's committed, huh?
363
00:13:34,181 --> 00:13:35,511
That's right.
(chuckles)
364
00:13:35,515 --> 00:13:37,945
That'll zap the
sass out of her.
365
00:13:37,951 --> 00:13:39,751
Yes. Yes!
366
00:13:39,753 --> 00:13:43,093
The future of Angola
is the future of Cuba!
367
00:13:43,089 --> 00:13:45,159
(cheering and applause on TV)
368
00:13:51,331 --> 00:13:54,431
(birds singing)
Are you sure we had
to take this route?
369
00:13:54,434 --> 00:13:56,434
Hey, I like hacking.
370
00:13:56,436 --> 00:13:58,936
Are you ready for the
surprise of your life?
371
00:13:58,939 --> 00:14:01,139
Can you give it to me
in stages?
372
00:14:01,141 --> 00:14:03,681
(gasps)
There she is,
373
00:14:03,677 --> 00:14:06,707
the most hijacked plane
in history.
374
00:14:06,713 --> 00:14:09,683
All you had to say was
your kid wanted a pair of wings,
375
00:14:09,683 --> 00:14:11,723
and you were in the cockpit.
376
00:14:11,718 --> 00:14:13,148
I remember their motto,
377
00:14:13,153 --> 00:14:16,653
Skyhawk Air:
Nobody try to be a hero.
378
00:14:16,656 --> 00:14:19,486
It's all ready to open
as a nightclub, Abe.
379
00:14:19,492 --> 00:14:21,362
All we have to do
is clean it up
380
00:14:21,361 --> 00:14:25,531
and hack a 50-foot-wide path
to civilization.
381
00:14:25,532 --> 00:14:27,872
Couldn't we just burn a path?
382
00:14:27,868 --> 00:14:29,868
No, I'll do the hacking.
I'll do that.
383
00:14:29,870 --> 00:14:32,200
All I need is a front man
and a partner.
384
00:14:32,205 --> 00:14:34,205
You expect me to
give you the money
385
00:14:34,207 --> 00:14:35,967
I was gonna
leave to Homer?
386
00:14:35,976 --> 00:14:39,006
Okay, I'm in! Aah!
387
00:14:39,012 --> 00:14:40,582
WHEELS:
We'll fix that.
388
00:14:40,580 --> 00:14:42,150
See? Fixed.
389
00:14:42,148 --> 00:14:43,148
(clink)
390
00:14:43,149 --> 00:14:44,319
(slurping)
391
00:14:44,317 --> 00:14:45,747
♪ ♪
392
00:14:46,686 --> 00:14:47,816
(gasps)
It's about time!
393
00:14:48,555 --> 00:14:50,015
We leave at 2:00!
394
00:14:50,023 --> 00:14:52,363
You leave at 2:00.
I'm staying here.
395
00:14:52,359 --> 00:14:55,089
Dad, you can't
stay in Cuba.
396
00:14:55,095 --> 00:14:59,095
For the first time in years,
I feel young and healthy.
397
00:14:59,099 --> 00:15:00,869
And I found love!
398
00:15:00,867 --> 00:15:02,997
Don't you want those things
for me?
399
00:15:03,003 --> 00:15:04,673
But I can't even leave you
in the park
400
00:15:04,671 --> 00:15:06,771
without you losing
your wallet in a bush.
401
00:15:06,773 --> 00:15:08,573
It was an investment!
402
00:15:14,180 --> 00:15:17,180
So you want to stay and
be with your Cuban chica?
403
00:15:17,183 --> 00:15:19,183
She makes me weak
in the knees!
404
00:15:19,185 --> 00:15:20,785
You're always weak
in the knees.
405
00:15:20,787 --> 00:15:24,057
That's because I had to sell
my cartilage in the '70s,
406
00:15:24,057 --> 00:15:26,757
and that cartilage became part
of Hank Aaron's wrist.
407
00:15:26,760 --> 00:15:29,360
Dad, you're happy now
because the new thing
408
00:15:29,362 --> 00:15:30,532
is always exciting.
409
00:15:30,530 --> 00:15:32,700
Remember when you got
that new pillow?
410
00:15:32,699 --> 00:15:35,229
Oh, that was
a mighty fine pillow.
411
00:15:35,235 --> 00:15:37,395
Hypoallergenic.
412
00:15:37,404 --> 00:15:40,414
Oh, what kind of father
would you be if you left me now?
413
00:15:40,407 --> 00:15:43,107
Son, all you see
in me is a burden!
414
00:15:45,779 --> 00:15:49,379
Think of me every time
you don't visit someone!
415
00:15:49,382 --> 00:15:51,952
(lively Cuban music playing)
416
00:15:54,254 --> 00:15:56,794
♪ ♪
417
00:15:59,059 --> 00:16:01,389
♪ Aquí pensaban seguir ♪
418
00:16:01,394 --> 00:16:04,064
♪ Ganando el ciento por ciento ♪
419
00:16:04,064 --> 00:16:06,334
♪ Con casar de apartamento ♪
420
00:16:06,333 --> 00:16:08,773
♪ Y echar al pueblo a sufrir ♪
421
00:16:08,768 --> 00:16:11,338
♪ Y seguir de modo cruel ♪
422
00:16:11,338 --> 00:16:13,838
♪ Contra el pueblo conspirando ♪
423
00:16:13,840 --> 00:16:16,240
♪ Para seguirlo explotando ♪
424
00:16:16,242 --> 00:16:18,482
♪ Y en eso llegó Fidel. ♪
425
00:16:18,478 --> 00:16:20,778
Who knew you can
have fun in coach?!
426
00:16:20,780 --> 00:16:22,410
(chuckles)
427
00:16:24,584 --> 00:16:26,824
I'd like to speak to your
black ops department.
428
00:16:26,820 --> 00:16:28,290
Right downstairs,
Mr. Simpson.
429
00:16:28,288 --> 00:16:29,588
Thank you.
430
00:16:29,589 --> 00:16:31,819
Hmm. How did they know my name?
431
00:16:31,825 --> 00:16:32,955
(whirring)
432
00:16:32,959 --> 00:16:35,089
(whistling a tune)
433
00:16:35,095 --> 00:16:36,785
I don't know
where my dad is.
434
00:16:36,796 --> 00:16:38,796
Don't worry--
each AARP card
435
00:16:38,798 --> 00:16:40,798
contains a secret
tracking chip.
436
00:16:40,800 --> 00:16:42,830
(laughs): The magazine
is pretty good, too.
437
00:16:42,836 --> 00:16:44,866
Super easy Sudoku.
Quiet!
438
00:16:44,871 --> 00:16:46,501
This could take a while.
439
00:16:46,506 --> 00:16:48,806
Bam! Got 'em!
440
00:16:48,808 --> 00:16:51,108
Now you have to do
a favor for us.
441
00:16:51,111 --> 00:16:53,781
How many baseball players
can you sneak home with you?
442
00:16:53,780 --> 00:16:56,780
Well... I have to ask my wife,
but I'd say 12.
443
00:16:56,783 --> 00:16:58,123
Bam! Done!
444
00:16:59,452 --> 00:17:01,892
Andre here sold secrets
to the Soviets.
445
00:17:01,888 --> 00:17:05,518
And this is the guy who
came up with the service fee
446
00:17:05,525 --> 00:17:07,155
for Ticketmaster.
447
00:17:07,160 --> 00:17:08,490
(grunts)
448
00:17:08,495 --> 00:17:10,325
Do you know any
good people?
449
00:17:10,330 --> 00:17:12,500
Everyone's got their
embarrassments, Abe.
450
00:17:12,499 --> 00:17:14,329
I'm sure you got yours.
451
00:17:14,334 --> 00:17:15,534
HOMER:
Dad!
452
00:17:15,535 --> 00:17:17,565
And up he walks.
453
00:17:17,570 --> 00:17:19,900
What are you doing here?
Who are these people?
454
00:17:19,906 --> 00:17:22,006
This guy was
the biggest drug lord
455
00:17:22,008 --> 00:17:23,408
in North American history.
456
00:17:23,410 --> 00:17:25,910
And this guy invented
Ticketmaster.
457
00:17:25,912 --> 00:17:28,682
You charged me
to sell me something!
458
00:17:28,681 --> 00:17:30,281
Pleased to meet you, sir.
459
00:17:31,317 --> 00:17:32,847
(whispers):
Abe, come with me
460
00:17:32,852 --> 00:17:34,052
to the cockpit.
461
00:17:34,054 --> 00:17:35,854
Are we gonna fly
or make love?
462
00:17:35,855 --> 00:17:37,855
You will sit there,
move nothing,
463
00:17:37,857 --> 00:17:39,217
and do as I say.
464
00:17:39,225 --> 00:17:41,185
Hot dog! Makin' love!
465
00:17:41,194 --> 00:17:42,934
(grunts)
466
00:17:46,699 --> 00:17:49,069
(American accent):
Miami, this is
Jitterbug Justice
467
00:17:49,069 --> 00:17:51,339
bringing back
an early bird special.
468
00:17:51,337 --> 00:17:52,737
Miami, do you copy?
469
00:17:52,739 --> 00:17:54,439
MAN (over radio):
Uh, we copy.
470
00:17:56,910 --> 00:17:59,040
The nightclub
is flying away.
471
00:17:59,045 --> 00:18:01,505
Can't we hold on to anything?
472
00:18:01,514 --> 00:18:05,554
GRAMPA: Boy, I didn't think I'dever be able to do this again!
473
00:18:05,552 --> 00:18:07,892
All you have done is fly
without falling asleep.
474
00:18:07,887 --> 00:18:10,017
Just like on
my honeymoon.
475
00:18:10,023 --> 00:18:14,033
I'm starting to suspect you're
not a simple Cuban bartender.
476
00:18:14,027 --> 00:18:16,957
No, I'm an undercover
agent for the CIA
477
00:18:16,963 --> 00:18:19,463
here to recapture fugitives
from U.S. law.
478
00:18:19,466 --> 00:18:22,626
And when I saw you, I realizedyou'd be the perfect carcass
479
00:18:22,635 --> 00:18:24,435
to tempt these old buzzards.
480
00:18:24,437 --> 00:18:25,897
(sputtering, stammering)
481
00:18:25,905 --> 00:18:28,235
Is there anything
I get out of this?
482
00:18:28,241 --> 00:18:30,781
Yes. You avoid
the knockout gas.
483
00:18:30,777 --> 00:18:31,807
Aw.
484
00:18:31,811 --> 00:18:33,441
(gas hissing)
485
00:18:34,581 --> 00:18:36,381
Oh, thank God.
486
00:18:36,382 --> 00:18:38,782
Usually I can never sleep
on planes.
487
00:18:38,785 --> 00:18:41,285
Sometimes I...
(weak groaning)
488
00:18:41,287 --> 00:18:42,547
(thump)
489
00:18:48,394 --> 00:18:49,764
(loud buzzing)
490
00:18:49,762 --> 00:18:52,562
(flamingos honking)
491
00:18:52,565 --> 00:18:56,425
So, that's the end
of my Cuban paradise.
492
00:18:56,436 --> 00:18:58,296
And like every good
thing in my life,
493
00:18:58,304 --> 00:19:00,104
I've already
forgotten it.
494
00:19:00,106 --> 00:19:03,436
Listen, Dad, I know it was fun,
but your place is with us,
495
00:19:03,443 --> 00:19:05,783
not on some island
in the Indian Ocean.
496
00:19:05,778 --> 00:19:07,348
I love you.
497
00:19:07,347 --> 00:19:09,847
(both sobbing)
498
00:19:12,252 --> 00:19:15,252
Oh, now we're
two men hugging.
499
00:19:15,255 --> 00:19:18,485
This is no sight
for the streets of Miami.
500
00:19:18,491 --> 00:19:20,531
(both sobbing)
501
00:19:20,527 --> 00:19:22,127
Hey, Dad.
502
00:19:22,128 --> 00:19:23,828
It's a beautiful day.
503
00:19:23,830 --> 00:19:25,460
Want to hit the links?
504
00:19:25,465 --> 00:19:28,095
Oh, just like we used to.
505
00:19:30,703 --> 00:19:32,203
(horn blows)
506
00:19:32,205 --> 00:19:33,165
(laughter)
507
00:19:33,173 --> 00:19:35,243
Screw you!
508
00:19:38,778 --> 00:19:40,178
(horn blows)
509
00:19:40,180 --> 00:19:41,680
(horn blows)
510
00:19:41,681 --> 00:19:43,251
Look over there.
511
00:19:45,451 --> 00:19:47,491
I just painted
a black circle on the green.
512
00:19:47,487 --> 00:19:49,017
MAN:
Why, you little...!
513
00:19:49,022 --> 00:19:51,092
(laughter)
514
00:19:53,193 --> 00:19:54,633
(laughter continues)
515
00:19:54,627 --> 00:19:56,687
(grunting):
Hey!
516
00:19:57,797 --> 00:20:00,327
Now, boy, it's 50 cents
a golf ball
517
00:20:00,333 --> 00:20:02,203
from that water hazard.
518
00:20:02,202 --> 00:20:04,772
Just move those logs aside.
519
00:20:10,243 --> 00:20:11,883
TV ANNOUNCER:
Next on Vulture's Nest...
520
00:20:11,878 --> 00:20:14,008
We all know TV dinners,
521
00:20:14,013 --> 00:20:17,183
but what about
toilet breakfasts?
522
00:20:17,183 --> 00:20:18,823
Here's my offer-- no money,
523
00:20:18,818 --> 00:20:20,688
and I get a hundred percent
of the company
524
00:20:20,687 --> 00:20:24,317
because there's no doubt you
developed this idea on my time.
525
00:20:24,324 --> 00:20:25,424
And there's more!
526
00:20:25,425 --> 00:20:27,685
Not now.
527
00:20:27,694 --> 00:20:30,364
♪ I'm on my way to Cuba ♪
528
00:20:30,363 --> 00:20:33,103
♪ That's where I'm going ♪
529
00:20:34,434 --> 00:20:36,704
♪ Cuba ♪
530
00:20:36,703 --> 00:20:39,673
♪ That's where I'll stay ♪
531
00:20:40,740 --> 00:20:42,740
♪ Cuba ♪
532
00:20:42,742 --> 00:20:46,742
♪ Where wine is flowing ♪
533
00:20:46,746 --> 00:20:50,046
♪ And where dark-eyed Stellas ♪
534
00:20:50,049 --> 00:20:53,049
♪ Light their fella's
panetellas ♪
535
00:20:53,052 --> 00:20:58,022
♪ Cuba, where all is gay ♪
536
00:20:58,024 --> 00:21:01,034
♪ Why don't you plan a ♪
537
00:21:01,027 --> 00:21:04,027
♪ Wonderful trip to Havana? ♪
538
00:21:04,030 --> 00:21:07,030
♪ Hop on a ship
and I'll see you ♪
539
00:21:07,033 --> 00:21:09,103
♪ In C-U-B-A... ♪
540
00:21:13,039 --> 00:21:15,109
Shh!
541
00:21:18,044 --> 00:21:20,114
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