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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,267 --> 00:00:04,300 [ orchestra playing ] 2 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 3 00:00:49,400 --> 00:00:50,867 [ groans ] 4 00:00:52,867 --> 00:00:55,367 That was one hell of a ride, son. 5 00:00:55,367 --> 00:00:57,200 Gil? 6 00:00:58,300 --> 00:00:59,700 Gil, where are you?! 7 00:01:01,733 --> 00:01:04,333 Hi, Dad. Sorry I couldn't join you. 8 00:01:04,333 --> 00:01:06,500 Traveling through time is complicated. 9 00:01:06,500 --> 00:01:08,900 The energy is so complex and unstable, 10 00:01:08,900 --> 00:01:11,233 you can only loop back through time once. 11 00:01:11,233 --> 00:01:12,667 Now it's up to you. 12 00:01:12,667 --> 00:01:14,933 I installed a time capacitor in my wings. 13 00:01:14,933 --> 00:01:17,900 It's preprogrammed to take you to the places I--[ static ] 14 00:01:17,900 --> 00:01:20,067 You must destroy the First Sharknado 15 00:01:20,067 --> 00:01:22,033 and every--[ static ] 16 00:01:22,033 --> 00:01:24,400 You need a velocity of 88 miles per hour 17 00:01:24,400 --> 00:01:26,700 to activate the time vortex in the wings 18 00:01:26,700 --> 00:01:28,067 to make the next jump. 19 00:01:28,067 --> 00:01:30,867 Good luck, Dad. Semper paratus. 20 00:01:32,067 --> 00:01:35,600 Oh, no, April. Where's the bag? 21 00:01:35,600 --> 00:01:38,900 April?! April?! 22 00:01:46,767 --> 00:01:48,400 Oh, boy. 23 00:01:56,367 --> 00:01:57,900 Hey, get away from that! 24 00:01:57,900 --> 00:01:59,833 So we're gonna do this the hard way, huh? 25 00:02:04,700 --> 00:02:05,933 Come back here! 26 00:02:14,667 --> 00:02:16,333 Give me that! 27 00:02:17,332 --> 00:02:18,767 Give it back! 28 00:02:20,300 --> 00:02:21,333 Give it back! 29 00:02:57,467 --> 00:02:59,467 What are you looking at? 30 00:03:01,200 --> 00:03:03,167 [ snarling ] 31 00:03:10,025 --> 00:03:11,191 Oh. Hi. 32 00:03:11,667 --> 00:03:14,367 [ roars ] 33 00:03:15,800 --> 00:03:20,733 [ snarls ] 34 00:03:22,667 --> 00:03:24,500 Ah, maybe not. 35 00:03:25,700 --> 00:03:27,867 - Yaah! - [ roars ] 36 00:03:27,867 --> 00:03:29,067 [ Fin grunts ] 37 00:03:48,000 --> 00:03:51,833 Come on. Give it back. Come on. Come on. 38 00:03:51,833 --> 00:03:53,700 Now you're just pissing me off. 39 00:03:55,533 --> 00:03:58,600 [ yelling ] 40 00:04:00,767 --> 00:04:02,767 [ grunting ] 41 00:04:05,884 --> 00:04:07,917 [ panting ] 42 00:04:13,067 --> 00:04:14,129 This is mine. 43 00:04:22,700 --> 00:04:23,700 Nova. 44 00:04:23,700 --> 00:04:25,133 Hi, Fin. 45 00:04:25,133 --> 00:04:26,900 - You're dead. - No, you're late. 46 00:04:26,900 --> 00:04:29,067 Yabba dabba doo-- 47 00:04:29,067 --> 00:04:30,900 [ grunting ] 48 00:04:36,996 --> 00:04:38,533 Hey, Fin. 49 00:04:38,533 --> 00:04:39,567 Bryan? 50 00:04:39,567 --> 00:04:41,200 Welcome to prehistoric times. 51 00:04:41,200 --> 00:04:44,033 Long way from the Mets Stadium, my friend. 52 00:04:44,033 --> 00:04:46,367 - You're dead, too. - Nope. 53 00:04:46,367 --> 00:04:48,067 Look, I know this is extremely confusing, 54 00:04:48,067 --> 00:04:49,567 but we're all very much alive. 55 00:04:49,567 --> 00:04:51,533 That's the amazing thing about time travel. 56 00:04:51,533 --> 00:04:53,933 Sometimes you're here. Sometimes you're there. 57 00:04:53,933 --> 00:04:55,500 Sometimes you're stuck in 1955, 58 00:04:55,500 --> 00:04:57,333 and your mom's trying to make out with you 59 00:04:57,333 --> 00:04:59,000 at the Enchantment Under the Sea dance. 60 00:04:59,000 --> 00:05:01,000 Anyway, uh, we've been waiting for Gil to bring back 61 00:05:01,000 --> 00:05:03,100 - the final member of our gang. - Gang? 62 00:05:03,100 --> 00:05:04,500 We're not officially a gang. 63 00:05:04,500 --> 00:05:06,400 It's hard to source matching outfits. 64 00:05:06,400 --> 00:05:07,833 Who else is here? 65 00:05:07,833 --> 00:05:09,574 [ pterosaur screeches ] 66 00:05:18,633 --> 00:05:21,533 April on a dinosaur. Huh. 67 00:05:22,633 --> 00:05:24,300 Come on. We gotta go. 68 00:05:38,679 --> 00:05:40,167 Fin! 69 00:05:44,167 --> 00:05:45,633 Is it really you, April? 70 00:05:45,633 --> 00:05:47,467 Yes, it's me. 71 00:05:49,133 --> 00:05:50,767 You're not a robot? 72 00:05:50,767 --> 00:05:52,367 No, I'm not a robot. 73 00:05:52,367 --> 00:05:54,033 Why would I be a robot? 74 00:05:54,033 --> 00:05:55,900 I mean, my hand, but... 75 00:05:56,933 --> 00:05:58,933 But, baby, you died. 76 00:05:58,933 --> 00:06:02,000 Gil saved me right before the space shuttle hit. 77 00:06:02,000 --> 00:06:04,300 Our son saved my life. 78 00:06:04,300 --> 00:06:06,200 He saved all of our lives, 79 00:06:06,200 --> 00:06:08,200 pulled us from different points in time, 80 00:06:08,200 --> 00:06:09,267 and sent us back here. 81 00:06:15,333 --> 00:06:17,700 We've been here for a year waiting for you. 82 00:06:17,700 --> 00:06:20,567 Time travel needs work, but we're here. 83 00:06:20,567 --> 00:06:22,533 An entire year? 84 00:06:22,533 --> 00:06:24,700 I thought I'd never see you again. 85 00:06:24,700 --> 00:06:26,367 But I have to tell you something. 86 00:06:26,367 --> 00:06:28,400 I did learn how to fly a dinosaur. 87 00:06:28,400 --> 00:06:30,300 [ shrieks ] 88 00:06:30,300 --> 00:06:32,000 Her name is Ptera. 89 00:06:32,000 --> 00:06:33,533 Because she's a pterodactyl. 90 00:06:33,533 --> 00:06:35,367 Technically, Pteranodon. She has a tail. 91 00:06:35,367 --> 00:06:37,900 So if you're all here, does that mean Gil's here, too? 92 00:06:37,900 --> 00:06:40,033 No. Turns out you can only go back into time once, 93 00:06:40,033 --> 00:06:44,333 Oh, yeah. That explains why he disappeared when we landed. 94 00:06:44,333 --> 00:06:46,833 - But why here? - To do what we do best, 95 00:06:46,833 --> 00:06:48,267 save the world. 96 00:06:48,267 --> 00:06:51,000 And to stop the First Sharknado. 97 00:06:51,000 --> 00:06:53,433 Gil said if we stop the First Sharknado, we can stop them all. 98 00:06:55,225 --> 00:06:56,867 It's like a big game of dominos. 99 00:06:56,867 --> 00:06:59,533 One sets off another and another and another and another 100 00:06:59,533 --> 00:07:01,533 until you just got a big mess. 101 00:07:01,533 --> 00:07:02,933 Dominos sucks. 102 00:07:02,933 --> 00:07:04,933 The world was already destroyed once. 103 00:07:04,933 --> 00:07:07,100 I don't see how we can make it much worse. 104 00:07:07,100 --> 00:07:09,767 We could mess with time so we don't exist. 105 00:07:09,767 --> 00:07:11,700 Look at it this way. We're already kinda dead 106 00:07:11,700 --> 00:07:13,767 as it is, so this is a bonus round. 107 00:07:15,900 --> 00:07:18,300 A-And by the way, Fin, I know you've been eaten 108 00:07:18,300 --> 00:07:20,300 by a lot of sharks and you've survived, 109 00:07:20,300 --> 00:07:23,200 but I've actually been eaten and pooped out by a lot of dinosaurs, 110 00:07:23,200 --> 00:07:25,467 'cause they couldn't digest me. It's--It's been rough. 111 00:07:27,200 --> 00:07:28,533 Hand me the capacitor. 112 00:07:28,533 --> 00:07:30,033 It's in these wings. 113 00:07:30,033 --> 00:07:31,233 Gil programmed it for us. 114 00:07:31,233 --> 00:07:33,233 Your kid's awesome. 115 00:07:33,233 --> 00:07:34,800 [ dinosaurs grunting ] 116 00:07:34,800 --> 00:07:37,145 - [ objects falling ] - Incoming! 117 00:07:38,348 --> 00:07:39,376 Crap! 118 00:07:42,967 --> 00:07:44,667 Look out! 119 00:07:48,718 --> 00:07:50,300 Meteorites. 120 00:07:50,300 --> 00:07:52,933 Yeah, like the ones that kill the dinosaurs. 121 00:07:52,933 --> 00:07:56,100 The meteors are gonna kill us if we don't get out of this time period. 122 00:07:56,100 --> 00:07:58,100 Fin, look! 123 00:07:58,100 --> 00:07:59,562 There it is... 124 00:08:00,833 --> 00:08:02,533 the First Sharknado. 125 00:08:05,443 --> 00:08:07,850 I'm gonna need a bigger chainsaw. 126 00:08:11,233 --> 00:08:13,133 We're running out of time. 127 00:08:13,133 --> 00:08:15,333 Fin, I hope you have a backup plan! 128 00:08:15,333 --> 00:08:17,200 We'll figure it out. We always do. 129 00:08:17,200 --> 00:08:18,700 This won't be any different. 130 00:08:24,200 --> 00:08:26,600 We'll use the meteorites to kill the Sharknado. 131 00:08:26,600 --> 00:08:28,133 Yeah, that sounds easy. 132 00:08:28,133 --> 00:08:29,867 If we do this right, they'll act like the bombs 133 00:08:29,867 --> 00:08:31,700 we used to blow up the Sharknado in Los Angeles. 134 00:08:33,100 --> 00:08:34,633 We're going for a ride. 135 00:08:39,185 --> 00:08:41,433 First time ever on a pterodactyl? 136 00:08:41,433 --> 00:08:42,967 Yeah! 137 00:08:42,967 --> 00:08:44,300 Scared? 138 00:08:44,300 --> 00:08:45,533 Hell, no. 139 00:08:45,533 --> 00:08:46,867 - Whoa! - Get down! 140 00:08:46,867 --> 00:08:49,533 - [ all grunting, yelling ] - Whoa. 141 00:08:49,533 --> 00:08:52,167 There it is, dead ahead! 142 00:08:52,167 --> 00:08:54,833 Hit the meteorites into the Sharknado! 143 00:08:54,833 --> 00:08:56,828 Everyone, move to the left! 144 00:09:00,367 --> 00:09:03,033 Ptera, hit the fireball! 145 00:09:05,533 --> 00:09:07,600 There's more! [ grunts ] 146 00:09:08,733 --> 00:09:10,033 It's not working! 147 00:09:10,033 --> 00:09:11,533 We need bigger ammo! 148 00:09:11,533 --> 00:09:13,400 We need a bigger explosion! 149 00:09:13,400 --> 00:09:14,800 I'll be right back! 150 00:09:14,800 --> 00:09:16,567 - Fin, no! - What are you doing? 151 00:09:16,567 --> 00:09:17,667 He's being Fin! 152 00:09:20,667 --> 00:09:22,600 - Fin! - Fin! 153 00:09:23,271 --> 00:09:25,433 - Fin! - Fin! 154 00:09:27,833 --> 00:09:29,867 April, try to stay close to him! 155 00:09:29,867 --> 00:09:31,167 Do you want me to steer? 156 00:09:31,167 --> 00:09:32,200 - No! - No! 157 00:09:40,033 --> 00:09:41,600 It's feeding time. 158 00:09:46,100 --> 00:09:48,400 Come on! You've got this, Fin! Let's go! 159 00:09:48,400 --> 00:09:49,433 Let's go! 160 00:09:53,400 --> 00:09:56,033 Gil! Gil, it's your dad! 161 00:09:56,033 --> 00:09:57,767 - Gil! - Gil! 162 00:10:02,367 --> 00:10:03,800 You got this! Come on! 163 00:10:05,133 --> 00:10:08,400 Gil's safe! That meg's gonna explode! 164 00:10:08,400 --> 00:10:11,600 [ Fin yells ] 165 00:10:11,600 --> 00:10:14,067 Bryan, batter up! 166 00:10:18,200 --> 00:10:20,233 - [ cheering ] - Yeah! 167 00:10:20,233 --> 00:10:21,567 - Yeah! - Whoo! 168 00:10:21,567 --> 00:10:22,933 It's working! 169 00:10:22,933 --> 00:10:25,500 The Sharknado's disappearing! 170 00:10:31,500 --> 00:10:33,800 It's a Timenado. 171 00:10:34,541 --> 00:10:36,633 Let's do the time warp again. 172 00:10:38,333 --> 00:10:40,133 ♪♪♪ 173 00:11:45,820 --> 00:11:48,333 First Sharknado destroyed. You did it! 174 00:11:48,333 --> 00:11:49,700 [ laughs ] 175 00:11:49,700 --> 00:11:51,267 But where are we? 176 00:11:52,300 --> 00:11:54,000 Is that a castle? 177 00:11:55,400 --> 00:11:57,200 Holy cosmos. 178 00:11:57,200 --> 00:12:00,467 Do it! Come on! Get in there! Pull! 179 00:12:00,467 --> 00:12:01,500 You bore me! 180 00:12:01,500 --> 00:12:03,167 - Go. - [ peasants wailing ] 181 00:12:03,167 --> 00:12:05,400 Next. Seriously? This is the guy? 182 00:12:05,400 --> 00:12:06,833 This is the chosen one? 183 00:12:06,833 --> 00:12:08,633 You're doing such a good job, honey. 184 00:12:08,633 --> 00:12:09,933 [ Ptera screeches ] 185 00:12:11,933 --> 00:12:13,942 Look! A dragon! 186 00:12:15,000 --> 00:12:17,567 The dragon is going to eat us all! 187 00:12:17,567 --> 00:12:18,600 Run! 188 00:12:19,567 --> 00:12:20,733 [ screeches ] 189 00:12:20,733 --> 00:12:22,233 Nailed it. 190 00:12:22,233 --> 00:12:25,267 [ screaming ] 191 00:12:29,567 --> 00:12:30,767 [ Ptera shrieks ] 192 00:12:31,201 --> 00:12:32,365 It is time. 193 00:12:35,233 --> 00:12:36,933 Gil's gotta be here somewhere. 194 00:12:36,933 --> 00:12:38,049 Ptera's okay. 195 00:12:39,369 --> 00:12:41,233 Ah, I told you I should have steered. 196 00:12:41,806 --> 00:12:43,300 Well, in case you didn't notice, 197 00:12:43,300 --> 00:12:46,033 we did bring a pterodactyl back into the 21st century. 198 00:12:46,033 --> 00:12:49,433 Just saying, maybe not our greatest idea. 199 00:12:52,063 --> 00:12:53,700 Why are you looking at me like you've never seen me before? 200 00:12:53,700 --> 00:12:55,900 It's me, Bryan. 201 00:12:55,900 --> 00:12:57,367 Not exactly, Bryan. 202 00:12:57,367 --> 00:13:00,400 I think some things got mixed up when we jumped. 203 00:13:00,400 --> 00:13:01,700 What? 204 00:13:01,700 --> 00:13:03,200 Let's talk about this later. 205 00:13:03,200 --> 00:13:04,575 We got bigger problems right now. 206 00:13:08,267 --> 00:13:10,233 Who's shooting arrows at us? 207 00:13:10,233 --> 00:13:12,600 We did what Gil said. We stopped the First Sharknado. 208 00:13:12,600 --> 00:13:13,733 We should be home. 209 00:13:13,733 --> 00:13:16,167 Ah, this isn't home. 210 00:13:19,567 --> 00:13:21,200 Something's not right. 211 00:13:23,052 --> 00:13:24,572 Hey! Hey, you! 212 00:13:25,733 --> 00:13:27,515 - Don't hurt me! - Frodo! 213 00:13:28,433 --> 00:13:32,133 Take everything! Don't use your evil sorcery on me! 214 00:13:32,133 --> 00:13:34,967 Well, that decides it. We're definitely not home. 215 00:13:36,885 --> 00:13:38,933 Huh. Let's get some of these clothes on 216 00:13:38,933 --> 00:13:40,267 so we can blend in. 217 00:13:43,467 --> 00:13:44,667 Someone's coming. 218 00:13:53,867 --> 00:13:58,033 Halt! You are the prisoners of the magnificent Morgana. 219 00:14:05,033 --> 00:14:06,867 Okay, everybody. 220 00:14:06,867 --> 00:14:08,700 I got this. 221 00:14:08,700 --> 00:14:13,333 I'm sure you think what you have to say is very important. 222 00:14:13,333 --> 00:14:16,833 Now kneel before Morgana! 223 00:14:16,833 --> 00:14:18,500 Uh, how 'bout a joke? 224 00:14:19,767 --> 00:14:20,800 Hey! 225 00:14:25,200 --> 00:14:26,333 Mwah. 226 00:14:26,333 --> 00:14:27,533 We're not the enemy. 227 00:14:27,533 --> 00:14:29,333 You speak of an alliance, 228 00:14:29,333 --> 00:14:31,367 yet a dragon lay here before you. 229 00:14:32,967 --> 00:14:34,433 - Be careful, Fin! - Fin! 230 00:14:50,567 --> 00:14:52,567 Stop! Morgana! 231 00:14:54,133 --> 00:14:57,500 Put down your weapons, by order of the King. 232 00:14:57,500 --> 00:15:01,200 Ugh. Those wretched words. 233 00:15:03,820 --> 00:15:06,933 I put a hex on you and you 234 00:15:06,933 --> 00:15:10,400 and you and especially you, you cacafuego. 235 00:15:10,400 --> 00:15:13,333 Oh, don't be such a brat. 236 00:15:13,830 --> 00:15:18,067 Byeeee. 237 00:15:18,067 --> 00:15:20,067 Everyone, you should come with me. 238 00:15:20,067 --> 00:15:22,533 It's far too dangerous here. Come on. 239 00:15:23,131 --> 00:15:25,267 Quickly. You must come and meet my master. 240 00:15:25,765 --> 00:15:28,233 Your arrival has been prophesized. 241 00:15:28,233 --> 00:15:29,967 This looks like Sharknado weather. 242 00:15:29,967 --> 00:15:31,933 No, I thought we got rid of the Sharknados. 243 00:15:31,933 --> 00:15:34,033 Yeah, we also thought we were home. 244 00:15:34,033 --> 00:15:34,986 Hurry! 245 00:15:38,800 --> 00:15:43,000 Welcome to Merlin's castle. Come. 246 00:15:45,069 --> 00:15:46,020 Nova, look. 247 00:15:48,300 --> 00:15:50,867 You bear the mark of the house of Shepard. 248 00:15:50,867 --> 00:15:53,233 - I am a Shepard. - [ gasps ] My lord. 249 00:15:56,700 --> 00:15:59,567 This is Gil's handwriting. I've seen this before. 250 00:15:59,567 --> 00:16:01,700 Sir Gil is quite the artist. 251 00:16:01,700 --> 00:16:03,900 These are the same drawings that are under Stonehenge. 252 00:16:03,900 --> 00:16:05,967 Merlin shall explain all. 253 00:16:06,255 --> 00:16:07,200 Be still! 254 00:16:08,667 --> 00:16:11,333 Merlin, allow me to introduce-- 255 00:16:11,333 --> 00:16:12,911 Sir Gil Shepard's parents. 256 00:16:13,333 --> 00:16:16,433 I will go and fetch him and tell him that the family 257 00:16:16,433 --> 00:16:18,500 he's been searching for all these years 258 00:16:18,500 --> 00:16:20,233 has finally found him instead. 259 00:16:20,233 --> 00:16:23,567 Your son trained with me for the past 10 years. 260 00:16:23,567 --> 00:16:26,267 He's been here for 10 years? 261 00:16:26,267 --> 00:16:29,300 I must confess he's taught me more than I've taught him. 262 00:16:29,300 --> 00:16:32,000 Fin, look! This is the Einstein-Rosen bridge. 263 00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:33,300 [ tapping parchment ] 264 00:16:33,300 --> 00:16:35,767 And this right here, it's a wormhole. 265 00:16:35,767 --> 00:16:37,100 How do you know that? 266 00:16:37,100 --> 00:16:38,581 Because I'm a physics teacher, 267 00:16:39,795 --> 00:16:44,500 which is why Gil chose me, because I know things. 268 00:16:44,500 --> 00:16:46,867 Okay. The key is high velocity, 269 00:16:46,867 --> 00:16:51,300 which means really fast, high, spinning winds! 270 00:16:51,300 --> 00:16:53,417 - A tornado. - Yes. 271 00:16:53,902 --> 00:16:56,133 That could be the key to Gil unlocking the bridge. A-plus. 272 00:16:56,133 --> 00:16:59,133 And make traveling through time possible. 273 00:17:02,249 --> 00:17:04,667 Gil! Master Gil! 274 00:17:09,167 --> 00:17:11,633 Come back! Your parents have arrived! 275 00:17:11,633 --> 00:17:13,800 [ muffled ] Danger! Sharknado forming! 276 00:17:13,800 --> 00:17:14,992 What's in that bag? 277 00:17:16,000 --> 00:17:16,887 We'll deal with this later. 278 00:17:16,887 --> 00:17:19,167 You've had an unhealthy obsession with that bag 279 00:17:19,167 --> 00:17:21,467 ever since we destroyed the dinosaurs. 280 00:17:21,467 --> 00:17:23,833 - Yeah, seriously, what's in this bag?! - Nova! 281 00:17:23,833 --> 00:17:25,900 [ head grunts ] 282 00:17:28,967 --> 00:17:31,158 Really, Fin? Be more careful. 283 00:17:32,051 --> 00:17:33,844 You're in love with a robot head. 284 00:17:36,233 --> 00:17:37,025 Ow. 285 00:17:39,892 --> 00:17:40,726 Is this me? 286 00:17:41,568 --> 00:17:42,867 That was all that was left of you 287 00:17:42,867 --> 00:17:44,326 after the Earth was destroyed. 288 00:17:45,334 --> 00:17:47,467 You sacrificed yourself trying to save me. 289 00:17:49,610 --> 00:17:50,403 It's not real. 290 00:17:51,779 --> 00:17:52,536 It's a robot. 291 00:17:53,286 --> 00:17:54,824 So I was just a head in the future? 292 00:17:56,575 --> 00:17:58,244 I didn't want you to find out this way. 293 00:17:58,900 --> 00:18:00,433 - That hurts. - Ow! 294 00:18:00,433 --> 00:18:01,590 Maybe she can help us. 295 00:18:01,590 --> 00:18:04,000 Her technology might be able to help get us back home. 296 00:18:04,270 --> 00:18:05,293 I hope that hurt! 297 00:18:05,501 --> 00:18:06,864 See, now there's gonna be a throw-down, 298 00:18:07,033 --> 00:18:08,796 because that head is jealous. 299 00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:12,733 I didn't want to scare you. That's why I hid it from you. 300 00:18:12,733 --> 00:18:14,533 It's okay. 301 00:18:15,533 --> 00:18:16,600 I forgive you. 302 00:18:18,588 --> 00:18:21,296 - But don't lie to me anymore. - I won't. 303 00:18:22,111 --> 00:18:23,514 But I'm holding on to her now. 304 00:18:24,033 --> 00:18:26,367 My lord, we must take shelter. 305 00:18:26,367 --> 00:18:27,533 Where's my son? 306 00:18:28,024 --> 00:18:29,692 I saw him sailing out to sea, 307 00:18:29,692 --> 00:18:32,327 and then suddenly there were sharks falling out of the sky. 308 00:18:32,327 --> 00:18:33,803 I knew this wasn't over that easy. 309 00:18:36,900 --> 00:18:39,700 Gil's heading right into that Sharknado. 310 00:18:43,420 --> 00:18:45,708 - Wait. Stop. - Nova, get out of the way. 311 00:18:45,708 --> 00:18:47,200 We gotta let him go. If he sees you, 312 00:18:47,200 --> 00:18:49,467 - he'll keep looking for you. - That's exactly what we want. 313 00:18:49,467 --> 00:18:50,833 But if he reunites with you now, 314 00:18:50,833 --> 00:18:52,467 he'll stop searching for you, 315 00:18:52,467 --> 00:18:54,300 and then you probably won't even exist in the future. 316 00:18:54,300 --> 00:18:55,967 We could all cease to exist. 317 00:18:55,967 --> 00:18:57,833 I know you're too emotional right now to see 318 00:18:57,833 --> 00:19:00,067 the big picture, but take a second to think about it. 319 00:19:00,067 --> 00:19:03,000 What's making Gil travel through time? 320 00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:05,167 - To be with us. - And if he finds us, 321 00:19:05,167 --> 00:19:06,500 he'll stop looking for us. 322 00:19:06,500 --> 00:19:09,267 Your son is already disrupting space-time. 323 00:19:09,267 --> 00:19:10,833 Who knows what'll happen 324 00:19:10,833 --> 00:19:13,100 if anyone else gets caught up in that thing? 325 00:19:13,100 --> 00:19:14,433 And the Sharknados are coming this way. 326 00:19:14,433 --> 00:19:16,400 Then we have to do something about it. 327 00:19:16,400 --> 00:19:17,073 Follow me. 328 00:19:18,100 --> 00:19:21,467 I'm back! 329 00:19:21,467 --> 00:19:22,833 Morgana. 330 00:19:22,833 --> 00:19:26,267 Oh, my gosh. Winter, how are you? 331 00:19:26,267 --> 00:19:29,000 You still look so... 332 00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:31,367 average. Let's face it. I'm a 10, 333 00:19:31,367 --> 00:19:33,533 and you're like a 1392. 334 00:19:33,533 --> 00:19:36,767 I thought Merlin had sent you to the land of the undead. 335 00:19:36,767 --> 00:19:38,633 They were full. Can I come in? 336 00:19:38,633 --> 00:19:41,133 - Absolutely not. - Get out of their way! 337 00:19:41,133 --> 00:19:42,333 There's a Sharknado coming. 338 00:19:42,333 --> 00:19:43,633 Exactly. 339 00:19:43,633 --> 00:19:47,700 Listen, your silly belief in science 340 00:19:47,700 --> 00:19:50,533 is not strong enough to stop what's coming. 341 00:19:50,533 --> 00:19:52,533 I have magic on my side 342 00:19:52,533 --> 00:19:56,133 and a potion that can stop those sharks, 343 00:19:56,133 --> 00:19:58,467 so if you let me work with you, 344 00:19:58,467 --> 00:20:00,567 we can get this done quickly and easily. 345 00:20:00,567 --> 00:20:03,000 All I want in return is for you 346 00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:07,078 to use your science to release Excalibur. 347 00:20:08,133 --> 00:20:14,067 Magic has no sway over such a powerful tool. 348 00:20:14,067 --> 00:20:17,067 All right, Morgana. We accept your deal. 349 00:20:17,067 --> 00:20:18,800 Great. Let's go kill some sharks. 350 00:20:18,800 --> 00:20:22,000 Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah! Wearing that? 351 00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:24,800 You're going to need to look a little less needy 352 00:20:24,800 --> 00:20:27,433 and a little more knighty. 353 00:20:33,100 --> 00:20:34,600 The end is nigh! 354 00:20:34,600 --> 00:20:36,367 - Run! - [ yelling ] 355 00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:48,100 If you're gonna do that hocus-pocus stuff, 356 00:20:48,100 --> 00:20:49,367 now's the time. 357 00:20:51,367 --> 00:20:52,733 Stand back. 358 00:20:52,733 --> 00:20:55,100 This is a she-mergency. 359 00:21:03,867 --> 00:21:05,467 What happened? What did you do? 360 00:21:05,467 --> 00:21:08,933 What I always do, win. 361 00:21:11,200 --> 00:21:12,405 Dragon sharks? 362 00:21:13,133 --> 00:21:16,767 Good luck with that. Byeee! 363 00:21:25,900 --> 00:21:27,633 Shark kebob. 364 00:21:29,332 --> 00:21:30,633 I have a plan. 365 00:21:30,633 --> 00:21:33,467 You, go to Camelot, and you help save the castle. 366 00:21:33,467 --> 00:21:35,067 I will meet you there. 367 00:21:37,167 --> 00:21:38,967 The Devil has come back! 368 00:21:51,367 --> 00:21:52,733 Come on! 369 00:21:53,733 --> 00:21:55,567 [ screams ] 370 00:21:55,567 --> 00:21:57,067 Get out of the way! 371 00:21:58,900 --> 00:22:01,133 [ yelling ] 372 00:22:06,367 --> 00:22:08,267 Thank goodness you're still here. 373 00:22:09,371 --> 00:22:11,967 I didn't think this was how I'd meet my end. 374 00:22:11,967 --> 00:22:13,067 [ screams ] 375 00:22:13,067 --> 00:22:14,133 Here. Pull the lever. 376 00:22:14,133 --> 00:22:15,700 - Load the catapult. - All right. 377 00:22:15,700 --> 00:22:16,575 Here's the ammunition. 378 00:22:17,300 --> 00:22:18,967 Here! Use this! 379 00:22:21,200 --> 00:22:22,833 Release the catapult! 380 00:22:27,367 --> 00:22:29,133 Freedom! 381 00:22:34,900 --> 00:22:37,467 Fin, we need something more powerful to destroy the Sharknado! 382 00:22:37,467 --> 00:22:38,600 I have an idea. 383 00:22:43,267 --> 00:22:45,100 - Why not? - Wait! 384 00:22:45,100 --> 00:22:46,833 Only a man who is worthy 385 00:22:46,833 --> 00:22:49,133 can pull the sword from the stone. 386 00:22:49,133 --> 00:22:51,000 This is my birthright. 387 00:22:58,600 --> 00:23:00,867 [ chorus vocalizing ] 388 00:23:39,933 --> 00:23:42,233 - Get down! - Oh, no. 389 00:23:43,200 --> 00:23:46,067 Aah! I'm melting! 390 00:23:50,567 --> 00:23:52,667 - [ sighs ] - Oh, my. 391 00:23:52,667 --> 00:23:55,000 Oh, thank the Lord! 392 00:23:55,000 --> 00:23:56,333 Thank the Lord! 393 00:23:56,333 --> 00:23:59,233 Hey! Window for time jump is closing! 394 00:23:59,233 --> 00:24:01,672 T-minus five minutes, 57 seconds. 395 00:24:02,800 --> 00:24:05,819 She wants us to time jump. We need speed. 396 00:24:07,958 --> 00:24:08,697 Oh, yeah. 397 00:24:09,698 --> 00:24:11,067 Oh, no. 398 00:24:13,619 --> 00:24:14,787 Come on. Come on. 399 00:24:17,000 --> 00:24:19,400 Take it easy, Frodo. Sorry about the clothes. 400 00:24:19,400 --> 00:24:20,733 Lower! 401 00:24:26,167 --> 00:24:27,567 Release it! 402 00:24:30,033 --> 00:24:31,053 Cor, blimey! 403 00:24:31,567 --> 00:24:33,200 We're not going fast enough. 404 00:24:33,200 --> 00:24:36,900 Who needs science when you have a dragon? 405 00:24:47,033 --> 00:24:49,167 [ laughs ] 406 00:24:49,167 --> 00:24:51,767 [ screaming ] 407 00:24:51,767 --> 00:24:55,133 - [ townspeople yelling ] - [ Bryan groans ] 408 00:24:57,567 --> 00:24:59,700 You all right, April? Nova? 409 00:24:59,700 --> 00:25:01,433 - Bryan, you all right? - Yeah, I'm okay. 410 00:25:01,433 --> 00:25:03,467 My back's been hurting for years, 411 00:25:03,467 --> 00:25:07,067 - but it feels pretty good now. - Bryan, you're back. 412 00:25:08,041 --> 00:25:09,713 - What? - You're no longer a woman. 413 00:25:09,713 --> 00:25:11,416 Are you telling us you don't remember being a woman? 414 00:25:11,416 --> 00:25:11,807 No. 415 00:25:11,807 --> 00:25:13,567 It's the consequences of time travel. 416 00:25:13,567 --> 00:25:14,346 So let me get this straight. 417 00:25:14,346 --> 00:25:16,333 Every time we jump, everything changes? 418 00:25:18,033 --> 00:25:20,300 Time travel's risky. If we do it right, 419 00:25:20,300 --> 00:25:22,867 we can reset everything back to the way it should be. 420 00:25:22,867 --> 00:25:24,055 But what if we do it wrong? 421 00:25:24,055 --> 00:25:26,859 But what if this is wrong, and that was right? 422 00:25:27,567 --> 00:25:30,300 We'll talk about it later. We gotta find out where we landed, 423 00:25:30,300 --> 00:25:31,833 and we gotta find Gil. Come on. 424 00:25:31,833 --> 00:25:35,767 The British are coming! The British are coming! 425 00:25:35,767 --> 00:25:37,833 The British are coming! 426 00:25:39,000 --> 00:25:40,933 The British are coming! 427 00:25:43,167 --> 00:25:45,733 My lord, we'll never make it through this storm. 428 00:25:45,733 --> 00:25:48,964 Hmm. Maybe we could use it to our advantage. 429 00:25:51,767 --> 00:25:53,467 The sharks are coming! 430 00:25:53,467 --> 00:25:57,100 The sharks are coming! The sharks are coming! 431 00:25:57,100 --> 00:26:01,300 The sharks are coming! The sharks are coming! 432 00:26:05,200 --> 00:26:06,767 That Sharknado might be miles away, 433 00:26:06,767 --> 00:26:09,433 but if it gets any closer, we're all in trouble. 434 00:26:09,433 --> 00:26:10,667 What if Gil unleashed a Sharknado 435 00:26:10,667 --> 00:26:12,500 during the Revolutionary War by accident? 436 00:26:12,500 --> 00:26:14,800 Then there'd be no revolution. 437 00:26:14,800 --> 00:26:16,333 Move! Move! Move! 438 00:26:16,333 --> 00:26:18,200 - Go! - Let's go! Let's go! 439 00:26:18,200 --> 00:26:20,200 Then America wouldn't exist. 440 00:26:20,200 --> 00:26:22,033 Then we wouldn't exist. 441 00:26:24,000 --> 00:26:25,133 Come on! 442 00:26:35,500 --> 00:26:37,567 I tell you, you're making a mistake. 443 00:26:37,567 --> 00:26:39,567 We're on your side. We're Americans. 444 00:26:39,567 --> 00:26:41,000 I wanna speak to who's in charge. 445 00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:42,400 It's a matter of life and death. 446 00:26:42,400 --> 00:26:46,400 Crinkum crankum! Settle down! Settle down! 447 00:26:46,400 --> 00:26:48,167 Benjamin Franklin, sir, 448 00:26:48,167 --> 00:26:49,900 we found this group outside the docks. 449 00:26:49,900 --> 00:26:51,633 They claim to be allies. 450 00:26:51,633 --> 00:26:53,667 Thank you, Private Jebediah Clarke. 451 00:26:55,300 --> 00:26:56,667 Are you the Jebediah Clarke? 452 00:26:56,667 --> 00:26:58,167 Yes, I am. 453 00:26:59,367 --> 00:27:00,833 What? I can't say hi 454 00:27:00,833 --> 00:27:02,700 to my great-great-great- great-great-grandpa? 455 00:27:02,700 --> 00:27:04,233 Give or take a great or two. 456 00:27:04,233 --> 00:27:04,803 No. 457 00:27:05,428 --> 00:27:07,700 Now who are you, and what is this all about? 458 00:27:07,700 --> 00:27:09,700 We need to use your cannons, sir. 459 00:27:09,700 --> 00:27:11,400 Our cannons? 460 00:27:11,400 --> 00:27:14,167 This is General George Washington, 461 00:27:14,167 --> 00:27:16,767 not some delivery service for tea and crumpets. 462 00:27:16,767 --> 00:27:19,500 ♪♪♪ 463 00:27:19,500 --> 00:27:21,233 Come out and play! 464 00:27:28,700 --> 00:27:31,200 ♪♪♪ 465 00:27:31,200 --> 00:27:34,267 The British are throwing flying sharks at us! 466 00:27:34,267 --> 00:27:36,533 And they're gonna succeed next time, too, 467 00:27:36,533 --> 00:27:38,033 unless you listen to us. 468 00:27:38,033 --> 00:27:40,700 We can help you beat the British and the sharks, too. 469 00:27:40,700 --> 00:27:44,167 D-Don't just stand there. Go in. Go in. 470 00:27:46,033 --> 00:27:47,800 Give me that. 471 00:27:47,800 --> 00:27:49,733 This is a weapon from the future. 472 00:27:49,733 --> 00:27:52,100 It's got technology you wouldn't understand. 473 00:27:56,084 --> 00:27:57,618 General Washington. 474 00:28:01,767 --> 00:28:04,867 I've been told the British have an army of sharks 475 00:28:04,867 --> 00:28:07,567 and you have a plan to stop them. 476 00:28:07,567 --> 00:28:08,867 It's called a Sharknado, 477 00:28:08,867 --> 00:28:10,433 and, no, the British don't control it. 478 00:28:10,433 --> 00:28:12,233 If I remember my history correctly-- 479 00:28:12,233 --> 00:28:13,733 and I'm a history teacher, 480 00:28:13,733 --> 00:28:15,567 which makes me uniquely qualified-- 481 00:28:15,567 --> 00:28:18,067 you got a bunch of cannons lined up out here 482 00:28:18,067 --> 00:28:19,467 from Fort Ticonderoga. 483 00:28:19,467 --> 00:28:21,000 We can use those cannons 484 00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:23,300 to destroy the Sharknado and kill the sharks. 485 00:28:23,300 --> 00:28:24,567 The Captain, sir. 486 00:28:24,567 --> 00:28:25,600 Come on in. 487 00:28:27,800 --> 00:28:29,633 - Washington. - Hamilton. 488 00:28:29,633 --> 00:28:31,267 Washington. 489 00:28:31,267 --> 00:28:33,567 Hamilton. 490 00:28:33,567 --> 00:28:35,967 - Washington. - Hamilton? 491 00:28:35,967 --> 00:28:38,500 You know, I'm still trying to get tickets to your musical. 492 00:28:38,500 --> 00:28:39,667 Really hard to get. 493 00:28:39,667 --> 00:28:41,433 Wait. Who the hell is this? 494 00:28:41,433 --> 00:28:43,800 Sir, you already have your artillery in place. 495 00:28:43,800 --> 00:28:45,600 Let us show you where to position 'em. 496 00:28:45,600 --> 00:28:48,767 I don't want to tell you this, but, uh, 497 00:28:48,767 --> 00:28:50,500 we're from the future. 498 00:28:50,500 --> 00:28:52,967 We really have no time. Take them away, 499 00:28:52,967 --> 00:28:55,600 and politely, but firmly shoot them. 500 00:28:55,600 --> 00:28:57,933 All right, how 'bout this? 501 00:28:57,933 --> 00:29:00,300 You, General Washington... 502 00:29:01,300 --> 00:29:03,167 are on the $1.00 bill. See? 503 00:29:03,167 --> 00:29:05,467 [ chuckling ] 504 00:29:05,467 --> 00:29:06,500 Lucky you. 505 00:29:06,500 --> 00:29:08,333 My--[ laughs ] 506 00:29:08,333 --> 00:29:10,000 Hamilton, you got one, too? 507 00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:12,367 [ laughs ] I doubt it. 508 00:29:12,367 --> 00:29:15,000 Look, the more we stand here and argue about it, 509 00:29:15,000 --> 00:29:17,433 the more time the Sharknado has to destroy your harbor 510 00:29:17,433 --> 00:29:20,933 and conquer your troops, and then we all lose the war. 511 00:29:20,933 --> 00:29:23,033 General Washington, a fact about your past-- 512 00:29:23,033 --> 00:29:26,567 in 1743, your father died when you were just 11 years old, 513 00:29:26,567 --> 00:29:27,900 and then a little bit later, 514 00:29:27,900 --> 00:29:29,867 you went to Barbados and contracted smallpox. 515 00:29:29,867 --> 00:29:32,033 But, Mr. Hamilton, you were an orphan, 516 00:29:32,033 --> 00:29:33,700 but about 240 years from now, 517 00:29:33,700 --> 00:29:36,200 you become a really great singer. Good job. 518 00:29:36,200 --> 00:29:38,367 How do you know all this? 519 00:29:39,667 --> 00:29:42,233 Because I'm a history teacher, damn it, 520 00:29:42,233 --> 00:29:44,400 and you are my history, 521 00:29:44,400 --> 00:29:46,567 What's it gonna be? 522 00:29:46,567 --> 00:29:48,967 Hamilton, I think we need to give our new allies 523 00:29:48,967 --> 00:29:50,700 all the cannons they need. 524 00:29:50,700 --> 00:29:53,900 We have a Sharknado to defeat. 525 00:29:53,900 --> 00:29:56,267 - We need more ammunition! - Fire! 526 00:29:56,267 --> 00:29:57,600 Shoot at the tornado! 527 00:29:59,700 --> 00:30:02,700 - Hey! Hey, let me help you! - Go away. 528 00:30:02,700 --> 00:30:04,600 I'm not taking no for an answer. 529 00:30:05,833 --> 00:30:06,867 Take this. 530 00:30:06,867 --> 00:30:07,900 Okay. 531 00:30:09,367 --> 00:30:10,400 Fire! 532 00:30:15,000 --> 00:30:16,767 - Yes! - Yes! 533 00:30:18,433 --> 00:30:19,600 - Okay. - Thank you. 534 00:30:19,600 --> 00:30:20,900 I know you-- I know it's gonna 535 00:30:20,900 --> 00:30:22,433 probably make me sound crazy and all, but-- 536 00:30:22,433 --> 00:30:24,667 No, I know you're crazy, but I still like you. 537 00:30:24,667 --> 00:30:26,533 Okay. 538 00:30:26,533 --> 00:30:27,900 Yeah, okay. 539 00:30:32,581 --> 00:30:34,200 Here you go, sir! 540 00:30:34,200 --> 00:30:35,733 All right, listen up! 541 00:30:35,733 --> 00:30:37,567 We gotta fire the cannons all at once. 542 00:30:37,567 --> 00:30:39,400 We gotta time 'em with a lightning strike. 543 00:30:39,400 --> 00:30:40,733 If we do that, 544 00:30:40,733 --> 00:30:42,033 all the cannonballs will become electrified 545 00:30:42,033 --> 00:30:43,767 and will go into the Sharknado, 546 00:30:43,767 --> 00:30:45,567 and it'll blow up all the sharks. 547 00:30:50,133 --> 00:30:52,533 Look, I've faced down 548 00:30:52,533 --> 00:30:54,967 more of these Sharknados than I care to remember. 549 00:30:54,967 --> 00:30:56,633 There's no time to stop and think 550 00:30:56,633 --> 00:30:59,467 about the madness of it all. You just have to do it. 551 00:30:59,467 --> 00:31:01,800 We're not fighting for just our country. 552 00:31:01,800 --> 00:31:04,067 We're fighting for all of humanity. 553 00:31:04,067 --> 00:31:05,533 Now who's with me?! 554 00:31:11,333 --> 00:31:12,733 Just load the cannons! 555 00:31:12,733 --> 00:31:14,967 Ready the cannons! 556 00:31:14,967 --> 00:31:16,967 Aim! 557 00:31:16,967 --> 00:31:18,267 Fire! 558 00:31:18,267 --> 00:31:19,567 Oh, God. 559 00:31:19,567 --> 00:31:21,167 Hiya! [ yelps ] 560 00:31:23,167 --> 00:31:25,200 It's a full count, bottom of the ninth. 561 00:31:37,100 --> 00:31:39,433 All right, locked and loaded! 562 00:31:39,433 --> 00:31:42,633 3, 2, 1... 563 00:31:42,633 --> 00:31:43,900 fire! 564 00:31:53,533 --> 00:31:55,200 Retreat! Retreat! 565 00:31:57,767 --> 00:31:59,800 [ cheering ] 566 00:32:10,467 --> 00:32:12,900 God bless America. 567 00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:18,700 The British are retreating. 568 00:32:18,700 --> 00:32:22,333 Suck it, you redcoat ninnies! 569 00:32:22,333 --> 00:32:23,833 Where's Nova? 570 00:32:23,833 --> 00:32:25,867 She was walking into town with Private Clarke. 571 00:32:25,867 --> 00:32:27,967 Drinks for all. Drinks for all. 572 00:32:27,967 --> 00:32:30,233 You two figure out how to get us some speed. 573 00:32:30,233 --> 00:32:32,533 I'll be right back. 574 00:32:32,533 --> 00:32:34,633 Here you go. Thank you so much. 575 00:32:34,633 --> 00:32:35,633 I really appreciate it. 576 00:32:35,633 --> 00:32:36,833 Thank you. 577 00:32:36,833 --> 00:32:38,500 Take care of it. 578 00:32:38,500 --> 00:32:39,379 That was weird. 579 00:32:40,600 --> 00:32:42,867 Hold up. I'll take this from here. 580 00:32:44,900 --> 00:32:46,700 Great job today. 581 00:32:48,733 --> 00:32:51,433 Let me buy you a drink, Private Shepard. 582 00:32:54,233 --> 00:32:55,533 Get the tents rolled up. 583 00:32:56,392 --> 00:32:58,367 - I have a ride for you. - Whoa! 584 00:32:58,367 --> 00:33:01,567 It's not safe for these horses to come through the portal. 585 00:33:01,567 --> 00:33:05,367 But I have something much more powerful in mind. 586 00:33:07,527 --> 00:33:09,700 Any chance this is a letter to your grandfather? 587 00:33:09,700 --> 00:33:11,740 Yeah, as a matter of fact, there is. 588 00:33:13,158 --> 00:33:15,167 - Do you want to read it, Fin? - Yeah. 589 00:33:19,133 --> 00:33:22,533 [ sighs ] You're warning him not to go fishing. 590 00:33:22,533 --> 00:33:24,367 If he doesn't go to the sea, 591 00:33:24,367 --> 00:33:26,900 there's no way that shark will kill him. He'll stay alive. 592 00:33:26,900 --> 00:33:28,567 And you stop fighting sharks, 593 00:33:28,567 --> 00:33:30,633 you don't start the Sharknado Sisterhood, 594 00:33:30,633 --> 00:33:32,733 and you don't save me or my family. 595 00:33:32,733 --> 00:33:36,033 Know what, Fin? It's time I save my own family, okay? 596 00:33:36,473 --> 00:33:38,567 And by the way, he might not even get this note. 597 00:33:38,567 --> 00:33:41,100 He's not gonna be born for two more centuries, but I had to try. 598 00:33:42,900 --> 00:33:45,467 No. We can't mess with destiny. 599 00:33:45,467 --> 00:33:47,200 M-Mess with destiny? 600 00:33:47,200 --> 00:33:49,633 We just fought in the American Revolution. 601 00:33:49,633 --> 00:33:51,667 It looks like we're messing with destiny to me. 602 00:33:51,667 --> 00:33:53,067 No, we stopped history from changing 603 00:33:53,067 --> 00:33:54,333 by stopping a Sharknado 604 00:33:54,333 --> 00:33:56,233 so things could stay the way they are. 605 00:33:56,233 --> 00:33:58,578 Your grandfather didn't die in a Sharknado. 606 00:34:01,456 --> 00:34:03,133 We can't change his fate. 607 00:34:03,133 --> 00:34:05,633 Next time we jump, I might not exist. 608 00:34:05,633 --> 00:34:08,133 And what are the odds that I ran into my ancestor? 609 00:34:08,133 --> 00:34:10,133 I'll never get this chance again. 610 00:34:10,133 --> 00:34:12,600 My grandfather raised me, 611 00:34:12,600 --> 00:34:14,900 and I was never the same after he died, 612 00:34:14,900 --> 00:34:17,967 so I would give anything to have one more day with him. 613 00:34:17,967 --> 00:34:19,933 I'm sorry, Nova. We can't. 614 00:34:23,633 --> 00:34:24,833 [ scoffs ] 615 00:34:26,367 --> 00:34:27,967 I'm sorry. 616 00:34:27,967 --> 00:34:30,800 You know what, Fin? I'm sorry. 617 00:34:30,800 --> 00:34:33,613 You can't control me, and you won't control my destiny. 618 00:34:44,833 --> 00:34:46,933 I just know that the energy bolt 619 00:34:46,933 --> 00:34:49,367 is more powerful than anything else we have, 620 00:34:49,367 --> 00:34:51,267 but I just cannot grab it. 621 00:34:51,267 --> 00:34:53,033 I know what the problem is. 622 00:34:53,764 --> 00:34:54,833 What we're missing... 623 00:34:55,900 --> 00:34:57,600 is the key. 624 00:35:02,667 --> 00:35:04,633 Look what Ben gave us, his carriage. 625 00:35:04,633 --> 00:35:06,333 Listen up, you little wig-biters. 626 00:35:06,333 --> 00:35:08,533 Come along. Get you inside. 627 00:35:08,533 --> 00:35:11,700 In you go. In you go. Hello. 628 00:35:11,700 --> 00:35:12,967 It's been an honor to meet you. 629 00:35:12,967 --> 00:35:15,000 This day will go down in history. 630 00:35:15,000 --> 00:35:16,567 No doubt. 631 00:35:16,567 --> 00:35:18,533 Bryan, let's go. 632 00:35:18,533 --> 00:35:20,900 I'm sorry, Fin. I can't. 633 00:35:22,007 --> 00:35:23,067 What are you talking about? 634 00:35:23,067 --> 00:35:25,500 You see, this is why Gil picked you to lead the team. 635 00:35:25,500 --> 00:35:27,333 You're always ready to run in there 636 00:35:27,333 --> 00:35:29,333 and go fight the next Sharknado, 637 00:35:29,333 --> 00:35:32,333 but me, I run, and I just get tired. 638 00:35:32,333 --> 00:35:35,233 Fin, last time I jumped, I wasn't exactly me. 639 00:35:35,233 --> 00:35:36,733 I can't take that chance anymore. 640 00:35:36,733 --> 00:35:38,500 Bryan, you can't stay here. 641 00:35:38,500 --> 00:35:40,567 I taught history for 25 years. 642 00:35:40,567 --> 00:35:43,833 Now I'm ready to live it. 643 00:35:43,833 --> 00:35:46,067 [ thunder rumbling ] 644 00:35:51,367 --> 00:35:52,400 Be safe. 645 00:35:55,600 --> 00:35:58,067 I thought you might need a little extra power 646 00:35:58,067 --> 00:36:00,241 to get back to the future! 647 00:36:01,701 --> 00:36:02,410 What? 648 00:36:03,133 --> 00:36:05,633 Well, first we need to get this kite in the air. 649 00:36:09,767 --> 00:36:11,233 Get us out of here! 650 00:36:11,233 --> 00:36:13,500 To infinity and beyond! 651 00:36:19,367 --> 00:36:20,800 [ groans ] 652 00:36:23,467 --> 00:36:26,267 - [ laughing ] - Awesome, dude! 653 00:36:26,267 --> 00:36:29,433 Do you think history will remember this day? 654 00:36:29,433 --> 00:36:30,900 Do you think they'll remember me 655 00:36:30,900 --> 00:36:33,767 for anything other than this stupid kite? 656 00:36:33,767 --> 00:36:36,467 No, it's pretty much just the kite. 657 00:36:36,467 --> 00:36:38,933 - Oh. Toodles. - Okay, take care, Ben. 658 00:36:38,933 --> 00:36:41,000 Is there any, uh, place to get a... 659 00:36:41,000 --> 00:36:43,033 taco around here or anything, or... 660 00:37:01,500 --> 00:37:02,867 We don't have to do this, son. 661 00:37:04,100 --> 00:37:07,100 You could still surrender and live. 662 00:37:09,633 --> 00:37:13,200 Billy the Kid does not surrender! 663 00:37:45,533 --> 00:37:47,567 This ain't over yet, my friend! 664 00:37:48,567 --> 00:37:49,253 Friend? 665 00:37:49,279 --> 00:37:50,753 Who you calling "friend"? 666 00:37:51,567 --> 00:37:53,267 Get your hands up, partner. 667 00:37:55,467 --> 00:37:58,500 They'll arrest all of us if we get caught, okay? We have to stay quiet. 668 00:37:58,500 --> 00:38:00,567 Get along, losers! We're going shopping! 669 00:38:00,567 --> 00:38:02,233 I'll take that. 670 00:38:02,233 --> 00:38:03,567 Turn around. 671 00:38:05,733 --> 00:38:06,967 Don't just stand there 672 00:38:06,967 --> 00:38:09,000 like a bunch of Kansas City showgirls! 673 00:38:09,000 --> 00:38:10,413 Go get him! 674 00:38:12,041 --> 00:38:14,567 I don't know how you and Billy the Kid pulled off 675 00:38:14,567 --> 00:38:17,200 that carriage falling out of the sky stunt, 676 00:38:17,200 --> 00:38:19,667 but this sideshow ends today. 677 00:38:19,667 --> 00:38:20,505 Billy the Kid? 678 00:38:21,674 --> 00:38:23,333 I'm not with Billy the Kid. 679 00:38:23,333 --> 00:38:26,200 You had his gun. You helped him get away. 680 00:38:26,200 --> 00:38:28,067 I say you're lying. 681 00:38:28,067 --> 00:38:29,533 You're under arrest. 682 00:38:29,533 --> 00:38:31,167 You got it all twisted. 683 00:38:31,167 --> 00:38:33,733 Yeah, I think I know who's twisted, mister. 684 00:38:33,733 --> 00:38:36,333 No one messes with Sheriff Ron! 685 00:38:36,333 --> 00:38:37,367 He'll be okay. 686 00:38:37,367 --> 00:38:38,567 Keep walking. 687 00:38:47,933 --> 00:38:49,700 Get up slowly. 688 00:38:49,700 --> 00:38:50,620 Skye? 689 00:38:51,663 --> 00:38:52,600 April? 690 00:39:01,467 --> 00:39:03,433 [ grunts ] 691 00:39:03,233 --> 00:39:05,900 Tried that already. No use. 692 00:39:05,900 --> 00:39:08,267 Are you with Billy the Kid? 693 00:39:08,267 --> 00:39:10,733 He's my ride out of here. 694 00:39:10,733 --> 00:39:12,600 [ sighs ] Well, if he comes to break you out, 695 00:39:12,600 --> 00:39:14,267 take me with you. 696 00:39:14,267 --> 00:39:16,600 Safer in here. 697 00:39:16,600 --> 00:39:18,533 Weather's changing. 698 00:39:21,700 --> 00:39:23,500 You don't know the half of it. 699 00:39:24,533 --> 00:39:25,655 What are you in for, mister? 700 00:39:26,533 --> 00:39:28,800 Just trying to put my family back together. 701 00:39:28,800 --> 00:39:30,867 Story of my life. 702 00:39:30,867 --> 00:39:33,433 I hope you're ready to rock, boy. 703 00:39:33,433 --> 00:39:35,933 All right, blondie. [ sighs ] 704 00:39:35,933 --> 00:39:37,767 Time to go. 705 00:39:40,133 --> 00:39:41,433 Wait. 706 00:39:41,433 --> 00:39:42,967 Where's Billy? 707 00:39:42,967 --> 00:39:46,233 Oh, he ran like the coward he is. Come on. 708 00:39:47,200 --> 00:39:48,900 Hey, where are you taking him? 709 00:39:48,900 --> 00:39:50,400 It's judgment day. 710 00:39:50,400 --> 00:39:52,300 This boy's gonna meet his maker. 711 00:39:54,433 --> 00:39:56,133 Good luck finding your family! 712 00:39:56,133 --> 00:39:58,433 Oh, are those your last words? 713 00:39:58,433 --> 00:40:01,633 No. Semper paratus. 714 00:40:01,633 --> 00:40:02,933 Oh, shut up. 715 00:40:04,067 --> 00:40:06,333 Gil, it's Dad! 716 00:40:06,333 --> 00:40:08,167 Gil, it's Dad! 717 00:40:08,167 --> 00:40:09,333 Howdy, Deputy. 718 00:40:09,333 --> 00:40:10,967 I do declare I'm new around here, 719 00:40:10,967 --> 00:40:12,933 but I think I found this man. 720 00:40:12,933 --> 00:40:16,200 He looked real suspicious, and I think he had a gun. 721 00:40:23,000 --> 00:40:24,000 Hey, Fin! 722 00:40:24,000 --> 00:40:26,567 - Skye. - Need a lift? 723 00:40:31,333 --> 00:40:33,333 Here. Put these on. 724 00:40:35,933 --> 00:40:37,433 Surprised to see me? 725 00:40:37,433 --> 00:40:39,433 Not really, not after what I've been through. 726 00:40:39,433 --> 00:40:42,100 [ chuckles ] You know I always got your back. 727 00:40:42,100 --> 00:40:43,667 Well, you did kinda die in New York. 728 00:40:43,667 --> 00:40:46,133 Well, I was in New York, but I didn't die. 729 00:40:48,433 --> 00:40:50,167 - You did kinda die. - Uh-uh. 730 00:40:50,167 --> 00:40:52,867 I ran into this guy wearing a freaking shark helmet. 731 00:40:52,867 --> 00:40:55,933 Bam! He put me back here to save your butt. 732 00:40:55,933 --> 00:40:57,667 That was my son Gil, and he's here. 733 00:40:57,667 --> 00:41:00,000 - Sheriff: Dead man walking. - There he is. 734 00:41:00,967 --> 00:41:02,233 Not for long. 735 00:41:02,233 --> 00:41:03,633 Fin: I screwed up. 736 00:41:03,633 --> 00:41:05,400 How? 737 00:41:05,400 --> 00:41:08,467 [ sighs ] Billy the Kid was supposed to rescue Gil, 738 00:41:08,467 --> 00:41:11,133 but he can't. When we landed in town, 739 00:41:11,133 --> 00:41:13,100 we changed that, and he left. 740 00:41:14,200 --> 00:41:16,367 Gil's gonna hang. 741 00:41:16,367 --> 00:41:18,200 Let me go, Fin. 742 00:41:18,200 --> 00:41:20,667 I'll rescue him like he rescued me. 743 00:41:20,667 --> 00:41:23,300 No, you can't. If he recognizes us, 744 00:41:23,300 --> 00:41:25,467 he won't rescue us. He knows you. 745 00:41:25,467 --> 00:41:28,033 The future Gil knows me. 746 00:41:28,033 --> 00:41:29,700 Trust me. 747 00:41:31,333 --> 00:41:33,767 If you're looking for someone to save you, son, stop. 748 00:41:35,400 --> 00:41:37,233 That's Gil. 749 00:41:37,233 --> 00:41:39,600 Bad weather's coming. 750 00:41:39,600 --> 00:41:41,600 [ thunder rumbling ] 751 00:41:41,600 --> 00:41:44,033 I'd take cover if I were you. 752 00:41:44,033 --> 00:41:45,567 Bag him. 753 00:41:49,267 --> 00:41:51,667 Citizens of Santa Mira Ridge, 754 00:41:51,667 --> 00:41:54,067 once again, I hand out justice 755 00:41:54,067 --> 00:41:56,400 to those who break the law in my town. 756 00:41:56,400 --> 00:41:59,900 We must uphold our laws, instill order, not chaos. 757 00:41:59,900 --> 00:42:04,467 Let this man's punishment be the exception, not the rule. 758 00:42:05,933 --> 00:42:07,967 This is our life. 759 00:42:07,967 --> 00:42:09,300 This is our town. 760 00:42:09,300 --> 00:42:11,400 [ wind blowing ] 761 00:42:11,400 --> 00:42:13,633 [ Nova sighs ] Looks like we have more problems. 762 00:42:18,300 --> 00:42:20,600 - Storm's a-coming! - Take cover! 763 00:42:20,600 --> 00:42:22,400 - What is going on? - Run to the hills! 764 00:42:22,400 --> 00:42:23,800 Hang him. 765 00:42:23,800 --> 00:42:25,233 Yippee-ki-yay. 766 00:42:25,233 --> 00:42:26,800 - [ gunshot ] - [ horse neighs ] 767 00:42:39,633 --> 00:42:41,967 What the hell's going on in my town, 768 00:42:41,967 --> 00:42:44,467 and who cut that boy loose?! 769 00:42:44,467 --> 00:42:46,633 [ Gil coughing ] 770 00:42:47,667 --> 00:42:48,967 Get up. Come on. 771 00:42:48,967 --> 00:42:50,000 Get up. I got you. 772 00:42:50,000 --> 00:42:51,933 I got you. 773 00:42:51,933 --> 00:42:54,133 Who are you? Did Billy send you? 774 00:42:54,133 --> 00:42:55,967 No. Don't worry about Billy. 775 00:42:55,967 --> 00:42:58,467 Worry about that Sharknado. 776 00:42:58,467 --> 00:43:01,267 You know about Sharknados? 777 00:43:01,267 --> 00:43:02,767 I also know everything there is 778 00:43:02,767 --> 00:43:05,167 to know about you, Little Gil. 779 00:43:05,167 --> 00:43:08,633 You parents are waiting for you on the other side of that storm. 780 00:43:08,633 --> 00:43:11,400 Now you go save me so I can save you, 781 00:43:11,400 --> 00:43:15,167 so you can save your parents, and we can save the world, okay? 782 00:43:15,167 --> 00:43:16,867 Who are you? 783 00:43:16,867 --> 00:43:18,667 I'm Skye, 784 00:43:18,667 --> 00:43:21,600 a chocolate blast from the past. 785 00:43:21,600 --> 00:43:23,900 Now go, kid! Go! Go! 786 00:43:29,167 --> 00:43:33,000 Go ahead. Shark my day. 787 00:43:36,333 --> 00:43:38,600 Deputy Richie! Deputy Richie! 788 00:43:38,600 --> 00:43:40,167 What happened?! 789 00:43:40,167 --> 00:43:42,400 ♪♪♪ 790 00:43:43,633 --> 00:43:45,533 Son of a bitch. 791 00:43:50,800 --> 00:43:52,933 [ gunfire ] 792 00:44:00,867 --> 00:44:01,967 Hey! 793 00:44:01,967 --> 00:44:04,000 You're supposed to be in jail! 794 00:44:04,000 --> 00:44:06,367 You're shooting at my son. 795 00:44:08,200 --> 00:44:09,567 Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah! 796 00:44:09,567 --> 00:44:12,800 I'm not gonna take this anymore. 797 00:44:12,800 --> 00:44:16,667 [ melodic scream ] 798 00:44:17,667 --> 00:44:19,100 One shark! 799 00:44:19,100 --> 00:44:21,433 - [ gunshot ] - Two shark! 800 00:44:21,433 --> 00:44:23,400 Red shark! 801 00:44:23,400 --> 00:44:24,767 Blue shark! 802 00:44:24,767 --> 00:44:26,033 Yee-haw! 803 00:44:26,033 --> 00:44:29,067 Gil! Gil! 804 00:44:29,067 --> 00:44:30,767 [ train whistle blows ] 805 00:44:30,767 --> 00:44:32,267 Woman: The train is leaving! 806 00:44:32,267 --> 00:44:33,900 Why are there fish falling from the sky?! 807 00:44:33,900 --> 00:44:36,067 Don't worry about that. Just get to the train! 808 00:44:37,767 --> 00:44:39,833 Oh, my God. 809 00:44:39,833 --> 00:44:42,333 - [ alarm beeps ] - Head: Hey! Hey! 810 00:44:42,333 --> 00:44:43,667 Where's that sound coming from? 811 00:44:43,667 --> 00:44:45,533 What is that? Your bag. 812 00:44:45,533 --> 00:44:48,000 I can help. Point me toward the storm. 813 00:44:48,000 --> 00:44:50,233 Activating lasers. 814 00:44:55,367 --> 00:44:58,100 I didn't know I could do that. 815 00:44:58,100 --> 00:45:00,800 I think your head is fueled by a nuclear core. 816 00:45:00,800 --> 00:45:04,600 - Where are the girls? - They're coming. 817 00:45:04,600 --> 00:45:06,867 - Fin: The Sharknado's dying. - That's a good thing, right? 818 00:45:06,867 --> 00:45:08,467 Great, but we need speed to time jump. 819 00:45:08,467 --> 00:45:10,100 What happens if we miss it? 820 00:45:10,100 --> 00:45:11,733 - Then we're stuck here forever. - What? 821 00:45:11,733 --> 00:45:14,100 - Come on. We'll figure it out. - [ groans ] 822 00:45:14,100 --> 00:45:15,867 Going somewhere, slick? 823 00:45:15,867 --> 00:45:17,367 I don't have time for this. 824 00:45:17,367 --> 00:45:18,900 Time? Ha ha! 825 00:45:18,900 --> 00:45:21,300 You know, it's a funny thing you mentioning time, 826 00:45:21,300 --> 00:45:24,400 'cause apparently I have all the time in the world. 827 00:45:24,400 --> 00:45:25,767 What are you talking about? 828 00:45:25,767 --> 00:45:27,567 Don't you look at me funny. 829 00:45:27,567 --> 00:45:28,567 I ain't stupid. 830 00:45:28,567 --> 00:45:30,333 That cowboy was from the future, 831 00:45:30,333 --> 00:45:32,167 and he promised me if I rescue him, 832 00:45:32,167 --> 00:45:33,800 he was gonna take me with him. 833 00:45:33,800 --> 00:45:36,500 You can't go into the future, Billy. 834 00:45:36,500 --> 00:45:39,000 You think you're gonna go to the future instead of me? 835 00:45:39,000 --> 00:45:42,133 Me! Billy the Kid! [ laughs ] 836 00:45:42,133 --> 00:45:44,667 I already been there and done it. 837 00:45:48,900 --> 00:45:50,900 What if I take your place? 838 00:45:50,900 --> 00:45:53,933 The future is ripe for robbing. Ha ha! 839 00:45:57,800 --> 00:46:00,167 She did it. Now let's go find Fin and Skye. 840 00:46:00,167 --> 00:46:01,167 Let's go! 841 00:46:01,167 --> 00:46:03,500 The vortex is collapsing. 842 00:46:03,500 --> 00:46:05,500 Get out of the way! 843 00:46:05,500 --> 00:46:07,500 Prepare to draw. 844 00:46:07,500 --> 00:46:10,967 Really? We're doing this? 845 00:46:10,967 --> 00:46:13,933 Mm-hmm. 846 00:46:13,933 --> 00:46:15,000 Draw! 847 00:46:15,000 --> 00:46:17,100 [ screams ] 848 00:46:17,100 --> 00:46:18,567 [ gunfire ] 849 00:46:23,100 --> 00:46:25,000 I ain't dead yet! 850 00:46:25,000 --> 00:46:26,667 Ha ha ha! 851 00:46:26,667 --> 00:46:28,167 You're dead now. 852 00:46:30,267 --> 00:46:32,100 Kind of gross. Hey. 853 00:46:32,100 --> 00:46:34,200 All right, that train's our only chance. 854 00:46:34,200 --> 00:46:36,067 We gotta get in it. Come on. Let's go. 855 00:46:41,200 --> 00:46:42,400 Go! 856 00:46:53,033 --> 00:46:55,000 Come on! 857 00:46:56,700 --> 00:46:59,533 Reach! [ grunting ] 858 00:47:06,100 --> 00:47:07,733 Come on. Come on. 859 00:47:08,700 --> 00:47:10,567 [ groaning ] 860 00:47:17,067 --> 00:47:19,267 Hurry. This train isn't fast enough. 861 00:47:19,267 --> 00:47:20,833 I'm gonna unhook some cars. 862 00:47:20,833 --> 00:47:21,867 You can do that? 863 00:47:21,867 --> 00:47:23,833 Yeah. Runs in the family. 864 00:47:23,833 --> 00:47:25,567 You're the conductors now. 865 00:47:25,567 --> 00:47:27,533 - You got it. - Careful. 866 00:47:42,067 --> 00:47:44,767 [ grunting ] 867 00:47:51,733 --> 00:47:54,633 He better hurry up. We're getting close. 868 00:47:54,633 --> 00:47:56,667 [ grunting ] 869 00:48:02,933 --> 00:48:04,967 [ yells ] 870 00:48:04,967 --> 00:48:06,667 [ wings sputter ] 871 00:48:08,400 --> 00:48:10,433 [ yelling ] 872 00:48:13,767 --> 00:48:15,767 - [ surf guitar playing ] - Whoo! Surf's up! 873 00:48:18,967 --> 00:48:20,700 [ singers harmonizing ] 874 00:48:29,267 --> 00:48:30,933 ♪♪♪ 875 00:48:30,933 --> 00:48:33,633 How do you do, everyone? This is Rand McDonald, 876 00:48:33,633 --> 00:48:37,400 reporting live from the beaches of Santa Monica, California, 877 00:48:37,400 --> 00:48:40,567 where people are literally doing the shark, 878 00:48:40,567 --> 00:48:44,000 a dance craze that's number one with a bullet, 879 00:48:44,000 --> 00:48:45,867 a bullet to the head. 880 00:48:47,933 --> 00:48:49,567 ♪♪♪ 881 00:48:51,967 --> 00:48:53,500 [ grunts ] 882 00:48:55,500 --> 00:48:56,833 Well, that sucked. 883 00:48:56,833 --> 00:48:58,667 ♪♪♪ 884 00:49:12,887 --> 00:49:13,987 Fin! 885 00:49:17,667 --> 00:49:20,333 [ thunder crashing ] 886 00:49:23,800 --> 00:49:25,633 [ gasps ] 887 00:49:25,633 --> 00:49:28,000 We gotta go warn those people. Come on. 888 00:49:28,000 --> 00:49:30,667 ♪♪♪ 889 00:49:30,667 --> 00:49:33,033 [ cheering ] 890 00:49:33,033 --> 00:49:34,800 Thank you. We're Quint. 891 00:49:42,433 --> 00:49:43,900 Tornado! 892 00:49:45,267 --> 00:49:46,733 Shark! 893 00:49:48,133 --> 00:49:49,600 - Sharknado! - [ crowd screaming ] 894 00:49:49,600 --> 00:49:51,100 - Run! Go! Go! - Run! 895 00:49:51,100 --> 00:49:52,800 - Move! Move! Move! - You guys, go! 896 00:50:00,667 --> 00:50:02,333 Paulie, look out! 897 00:50:02,333 --> 00:50:03,900 [ yells ] 898 00:50:03,900 --> 00:50:05,567 [ screaming ] 899 00:50:14,667 --> 00:50:15,700 [ yells ] 900 00:50:17,748 --> 00:50:18,848 Surf's up. 901 00:50:20,833 --> 00:50:22,000 Go! Go! 902 00:50:22,000 --> 00:50:23,967 - Ahh! Ugh! - Oh, no! You okay? 903 00:50:23,967 --> 00:50:25,200 - I'm okay. - Skye, you got him? 904 00:50:25,200 --> 00:50:26,867 Get him some help. Come on. Come on. 905 00:50:26,867 --> 00:50:29,133 [ beam zapping ] 906 00:50:29,133 --> 00:50:30,233 Hurry! 907 00:50:34,100 --> 00:50:35,933 [ screams ] 908 00:50:35,933 --> 00:50:37,667 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! A shark! 909 00:50:37,667 --> 00:50:39,033 - The shark's coming! - [ screams ] 910 00:50:39,033 --> 00:50:42,667 Hey! Hey! You're Rand McDonald from TV! 911 00:50:42,667 --> 00:50:45,333 You're Rand McDonald! I'm on-- I'm on TV! 912 00:50:45,333 --> 00:50:47,067 Baba booey! 913 00:50:51,200 --> 00:50:53,500 It's a... 914 00:50:53,500 --> 00:50:58,167 Shark-'n'-rollnad-- 915 00:50:58,167 --> 00:50:59,633 Mommy! 916 00:50:59,633 --> 00:51:00,700 [ yelps ] 917 00:51:02,133 --> 00:51:03,433 Let's go. 918 00:51:05,200 --> 00:51:06,200 Keep it up, Gilly! 919 00:51:06,200 --> 00:51:08,467 You got it, Raye! [ groans ] 920 00:51:08,467 --> 00:51:11,233 You know what that means. 921 00:51:13,096 --> 00:51:14,307 They're my parents. 922 00:51:17,783 --> 00:51:18,867 Hey! 923 00:51:18,867 --> 00:51:22,067 Get out of our way, big feet, or we'll fry you. 924 00:51:29,333 --> 00:51:30,967 The professor made it. 925 00:51:32,367 --> 00:51:34,200 Why are you trying to destroy that Sharknado? 926 00:51:34,200 --> 00:51:37,767 Sharknado? How do you know that name? 927 00:51:37,767 --> 00:51:39,400 Do you know a guy named Gil? 928 00:51:39,400 --> 00:51:41,233 - The professor? - Blond hair, blue eyes, 929 00:51:41,233 --> 00:51:43,500 - shark fin helmet? - Wait. Do you know him? 930 00:51:43,500 --> 00:51:45,567 - Yeah. He's our son. - You mean more like your father, right? 931 00:51:45,567 --> 00:51:46,867 He must have got older. 932 00:51:46,867 --> 00:51:48,533 How do you two dweebs know so much? 933 00:51:48,533 --> 00:51:50,933 He's trying to get in the vortex to time travel. 934 00:51:50,933 --> 00:51:52,567 Oh, dear. 935 00:51:55,400 --> 00:51:57,867 Fin, look. 936 00:51:58,427 --> 00:51:59,367 I think this is the prototype of the-- 937 00:51:59,367 --> 00:52:00,400 The capacitor. 938 00:52:04,100 --> 00:52:05,733 - Look at the date. - Isn't that the date 939 00:52:05,733 --> 00:52:07,433 from when the first Sharknado hit Santa Monica? 940 00:52:07,433 --> 00:52:09,667 Yeah. That's where we're going to next. 941 00:52:10,633 --> 00:52:12,633 - Hurry! - [ yelling ] 942 00:52:14,300 --> 00:52:16,433 Now listen. We gotta stop all this jibber-jabbering 943 00:52:16,433 --> 00:52:19,733 and 86 that Sharknado before we all become fish food. 944 00:52:19,733 --> 00:52:21,867 - Let's get the big gun. - Let's do it. 945 00:52:21,867 --> 00:52:24,391 Hope JPL doesn't find out I borrowed this. 946 00:52:25,067 --> 00:52:27,333 I need your help to stabilize it. 947 00:52:33,650 --> 00:52:35,467 All right, everybody hold on. 948 00:52:36,267 --> 00:52:37,733 The professor told us to destroy it 949 00:52:37,733 --> 00:52:39,433 - after he got through. - Now! 950 00:52:50,967 --> 00:52:52,467 - It's gone! - We did it! 951 00:52:52,467 --> 00:52:54,767 - Yeah! - We did it! 952 00:52:54,767 --> 00:52:55,833 - Yes! - We did it! 953 00:52:55,833 --> 00:52:57,800 It's gone. 954 00:52:57,800 --> 00:53:00,167 I've got it. We can still make the jump. 955 00:53:00,167 --> 00:53:01,767 Jump? What jump? 956 00:53:01,767 --> 00:53:03,333 Fin, this prototype isn't as advanced, 957 00:53:03,333 --> 00:53:05,767 but I can program the date, but we can make this work. 958 00:53:05,767 --> 00:53:07,933 I can make it work. I just need--I need speed. 959 00:53:07,933 --> 00:53:10,500 Gilly, what about that sweet ride you just got? 960 00:53:10,500 --> 00:53:13,000 Oh, she's a beaut, huh. A brand-new Cadillac El Dorado. 961 00:53:13,000 --> 00:53:15,633 - Great! We'll take it! Yes. - I'm taking the capacitor. 962 00:53:15,633 --> 00:53:16,867 I'm gonna make some adjustments. 963 00:53:16,867 --> 00:53:18,400 - Wait. - Come on. 964 00:53:20,065 --> 00:53:21,417 You look so familiar. 965 00:53:22,714 --> 00:53:24,467 Did we go to high school together? 966 00:53:24,467 --> 00:53:27,100 I would have remembered that. 967 00:53:27,100 --> 00:53:28,667 [ laughs ] 968 00:53:28,667 --> 00:53:29,787 I'm Raye Martin. 969 00:53:31,533 --> 00:53:32,833 Fin. 970 00:53:32,833 --> 00:53:33,919 Hi, Fin. 971 00:53:35,087 --> 00:53:37,839 And I'm Gilly, Gilly Shepard. Nice to meet you. 972 00:53:39,341 --> 00:53:40,933 Look, I know this is gonna sound crazy, 973 00:53:40,933 --> 00:53:42,467 but the professor used that capacitor 974 00:53:42,467 --> 00:53:44,567 to move into the future, but there's not gonna be 975 00:53:44,567 --> 00:53:46,167 any future unless we meet him there. 976 00:53:46,167 --> 00:53:47,683 You're from the future? 977 00:53:48,714 --> 00:53:49,833 Okay, future boy, 978 00:53:49,833 --> 00:53:51,400 tell us something that hasn't happened yet. 979 00:53:51,400 --> 00:53:52,400 Yeah. 980 00:53:53,397 --> 00:53:54,564 You two fall in love. 981 00:53:56,233 --> 00:53:57,267 What? 982 00:53:59,067 --> 00:54:00,167 Dork. 983 00:54:00,167 --> 00:54:01,500 [ both laugh ] 984 00:54:05,575 --> 00:54:07,000 Here you go, son. 985 00:54:07,000 --> 00:54:07,661 Thanks, Dad. 986 00:54:09,538 --> 00:54:10,238 Daddio. 987 00:54:12,033 --> 00:54:13,567 Oh, wait. Button up. 988 00:54:13,567 --> 00:54:14,598 It's getting cold. 989 00:54:16,211 --> 00:54:16,900 Good luck! 990 00:54:32,799 --> 00:54:34,167 If we ever have kids one day, 991 00:54:34,167 --> 00:54:36,400 I just hope they don't turn out like that. 992 00:54:36,400 --> 00:54:38,667 [ laughs ] That would be weird, yeah. 993 00:54:38,667 --> 00:54:39,733 Whoo! 994 00:54:41,600 --> 00:54:43,700 You got the capacitor set? 995 00:54:43,700 --> 00:54:45,833 Yep, back to Santa Monica, just like Gil said. 996 00:54:45,833 --> 00:54:47,533 Santa Monica, here we come. 997 00:54:57,100 --> 00:54:59,933 ♪♪♪ 998 00:55:25,646 --> 00:55:27,600 I have an extra ticket to the Spice Girls concert. 999 00:55:27,600 --> 00:55:30,567 Do you want to go, or are you gonna go see "Titanic" for the tenth time? 1000 00:55:30,567 --> 00:55:32,900 Nova, what did you do? 1001 00:55:33,470 --> 00:55:36,633 - Why are we in San Francisco? - This doesn't concern you, Fin. 1002 00:55:36,633 --> 00:55:39,600 Doesn't concern me? What do you think you're doing? 1003 00:55:39,600 --> 00:55:43,233 What I'm doing? We've been interfering with everything. 1004 00:55:44,091 --> 00:55:45,600 And who do you think you are, anyway? 1005 00:55:45,600 --> 00:55:47,833 You wouldn't let me send a note to my grandfather, 1006 00:55:47,833 --> 00:55:50,567 yet you didn't think twice about when Bryan stayed behind 1007 00:55:50,567 --> 00:55:52,067 during the Revolutionary War, did you? 1008 00:55:52,067 --> 00:55:54,433 And what about hanging out with your parents? 1009 00:55:54,433 --> 00:55:58,100 Just leave me alone, okay? This is my story now. 1010 00:55:58,730 --> 00:56:01,333 You saved your family, and now I'm saving mine. 1011 00:56:01,858 --> 00:56:02,351 Nova-- 1012 00:56:02,351 --> 00:56:04,867 There's nothing you can do to stop me, okay? 1013 00:56:09,340 --> 00:56:10,667 What's that girl up to? 1014 00:56:10,667 --> 00:56:13,633 She brought us back to 1997 so she could prevent 1015 00:56:13,633 --> 00:56:16,167 her grandfather from being killed by a shark. 1016 00:56:26,933 --> 00:56:28,667 I want to catch a big fish today. 1017 00:56:28,667 --> 00:56:30,000 And you will. 1018 00:56:30,000 --> 00:56:31,867 I brought my lucky lure. 1019 00:56:31,867 --> 00:56:34,133 Well, then it's gonna be your lucky day, Nova. 1020 00:56:34,133 --> 00:56:37,200 Quit calling me that, Grandpa. My name is Jenny Lynn. 1021 00:56:37,200 --> 00:56:39,067 You shine way too bright for that name. 1022 00:56:39,067 --> 00:56:40,067 Like a star? 1023 00:56:40,067 --> 00:56:42,767 Exactly, like a little nova. 1024 00:56:49,333 --> 00:56:51,333 Wow. You look cool. 1025 00:56:51,333 --> 00:56:52,900 Not as cool as you look. 1026 00:56:52,900 --> 00:56:54,300 I'm Jenny Lynn. 1027 00:56:54,300 --> 00:56:56,033 That's a pretty name. 1028 00:56:56,033 --> 00:56:58,433 - But you can call me Nova. - Oh. 1029 00:57:00,500 --> 00:57:02,333 Hey, do you have room for one more? 1030 00:57:02,333 --> 00:57:03,837 That'll be 20 bucks. 1031 00:57:05,255 --> 00:57:07,433 Ah, forget about it. I-- My charter boat. 1032 00:57:07,433 --> 00:57:09,900 I'll cover you. Just catch a big fish. 1033 00:57:09,900 --> 00:57:10,900 Thank you. 1034 00:57:10,900 --> 00:57:12,967 Hope she does the right thing. 1035 00:57:15,357 --> 00:57:16,533 Hey, you got room for three more? 1036 00:57:16,533 --> 00:57:18,333 That'll be 60 bucks. You got any poles? 1037 00:57:18,333 --> 00:57:19,967 Got it right here. 1038 00:57:23,023 --> 00:57:27,400 Okay, guys, we shove off in five minutes. 1039 00:57:34,667 --> 00:57:35,933 Darn. I lost another one, 1040 00:57:35,933 --> 00:57:38,033 and I didn't even feel the fish bite. 1041 00:57:38,033 --> 00:57:40,100 Use this one, Grandpa. 1042 00:57:40,100 --> 00:57:41,733 Okay. 1043 00:57:41,733 --> 00:57:44,567 All right, now, when you get a fish on your line 1044 00:57:44,567 --> 00:57:47,367 and you feel it, you gotta keep your line taut, okay? 1045 00:57:47,367 --> 00:57:48,800 Okay, Grandpa. 1046 00:57:48,800 --> 00:57:52,733 - Okay, Grandpa. - [ laughs ] 1047 00:58:11,439 --> 00:58:13,800 Have you really thought out what you're about to do? 1048 00:58:15,567 --> 00:58:18,600 I have the chance to give that little girl a real future. 1049 00:58:18,600 --> 00:58:20,767 Any minute now, this ship will crash, 1050 00:58:20,767 --> 00:58:22,767 leaving my grandfather and everyone else onboard 1051 00:58:22,767 --> 00:58:26,300 as food for a school of bloodthirsty sharks. 1052 00:58:26,300 --> 00:58:28,767 Don't tell me that if this wasn't April, Claudia, Matt, 1053 00:58:28,767 --> 00:58:31,767 or Gil, that you wouldn't insist that I help you save them. 1054 00:58:32,449 --> 00:58:34,742 I don't think you realize what we all have at stake here. 1055 00:58:35,453 --> 00:58:37,847 I've had to watch my son grow up in time without me. 1056 00:58:39,633 --> 00:58:41,017 Do you know what that's like? 1057 00:58:43,311 --> 00:58:44,994 Do you know how many times I thought about just... 1058 00:58:45,877 --> 00:58:46,892 not going forward, 1059 00:58:48,174 --> 00:58:49,978 staying back like Bryan did? 1060 00:58:51,314 --> 00:58:55,300 If we're successful, everything resets... 1061 00:58:56,981 --> 00:58:59,900 Gil disappears... 1062 00:59:01,708 --> 00:59:04,367 disappears from my heart and from my mind, 1063 00:59:04,367 --> 00:59:05,800 because he's never existed. 1064 00:59:07,682 --> 00:59:10,267 Nova, you said it yourself. 1065 00:59:10,822 --> 00:59:11,737 It's bigger than us. 1066 00:59:12,471 --> 00:59:13,854 That's not fair. 1067 00:59:16,213 --> 00:59:17,767 That little girl... 1068 00:59:18,800 --> 00:59:21,167 I need my Grandpa, Fin. 1069 00:59:21,167 --> 00:59:22,433 I know. 1070 00:59:24,643 --> 00:59:25,833 Okay, everybody. 1071 00:59:25,833 --> 00:59:28,867 Let's get out there and get some big ones. 1072 00:59:28,867 --> 00:59:31,767 ♪♪♪ 1073 00:59:43,867 --> 00:59:46,416 I see you're admiring a family heirloom. 1074 00:59:46,416 --> 00:59:47,233 That's been handed down 1075 00:59:47,233 --> 00:59:50,033 generation to generation since the Civil War. 1076 00:59:50,033 --> 00:59:51,315 Revolutionary War. 1077 00:59:52,604 --> 00:59:54,500 - What? - Oh, nothing. 1078 00:59:54,901 --> 00:59:56,100 You know, it's a bit of a superstition, 1079 00:59:56,100 --> 00:59:58,028 but I've kept it onboard as a good luck charm. 1080 00:59:58,840 --> 01:00:00,967 It's where my granddaughter gets her name. 1081 01:00:03,895 --> 01:00:05,533 What are we doing standing around? 1082 01:00:05,533 --> 01:00:07,033 Come on! We want to fish, right? 1083 01:00:07,033 --> 01:00:08,867 Let's get some lines in the water! 1084 01:00:08,867 --> 01:00:10,567 There's some big ones out there. 1085 01:00:12,833 --> 01:00:14,867 Nova, everything you are, 1086 01:00:14,867 --> 01:00:17,833 everything you fight for is driven by this moment. 1087 01:00:17,833 --> 01:00:19,500 And if this moment doesn't happen, 1088 01:00:19,500 --> 01:00:22,500 if your grandpa doesn't die, everything could change. 1089 01:00:23,300 --> 01:00:24,604 Okay. Okay. 1090 01:00:26,097 --> 01:00:26,698 You know what? 1091 01:00:28,367 --> 01:00:29,700 You're right. 1092 01:00:29,700 --> 01:00:31,500 I get it now. I understand. 1093 01:00:39,233 --> 01:00:40,600 Stop this boat! 1094 01:00:40,600 --> 01:00:42,067 You have to turn this boat around. 1095 01:00:42,067 --> 01:00:43,233 - Nova! - Please. I-It's an emergency. 1096 01:00:43,233 --> 01:00:44,567 I need you to get out of here. 1097 01:00:44,567 --> 01:00:46,367 Look, at some point today... 1098 01:00:46,367 --> 01:00:48,600 Don't pay any attention to her. I'm so sorry about this. 1099 01:00:48,600 --> 01:00:49,800 ...sink and then the sharks are-- 1100 01:00:49,800 --> 01:00:51,467 I'm really just a retired doctor. 1101 01:00:51,467 --> 01:00:53,367 I really shouldn't be piloting this thing. 1102 01:00:53,367 --> 01:00:54,800 Can you alert a Coast Guard? 1103 01:00:56,933 --> 01:00:58,667 - A shark. - Shark! 1104 01:00:58,667 --> 01:00:59,900 - Shark! - Come on, Nova. 1105 01:00:59,900 --> 01:01:01,600 - Hey, what's that? - What? Where? 1106 01:01:01,600 --> 01:01:03,100 Sharks in the water! 1107 01:01:07,400 --> 01:01:08,433 Nova! 1108 01:01:14,967 --> 01:01:18,200 Abandon ship! 1109 01:01:19,767 --> 01:01:21,094 [ screams ] 1110 01:01:22,400 --> 01:01:24,733 I caused this? I'm the reason my grandfather died. 1111 01:01:24,733 --> 01:01:27,767 Come on! I'm not gonna let your grandfather die this time! 1112 01:01:27,767 --> 01:01:30,400 Go! Go! Take her in the raft! Hurry up! 1113 01:01:30,400 --> 01:01:32,133 My friend will save you! 1114 01:01:40,633 --> 01:01:42,033 Okay, get her in the raft. 1115 01:01:47,700 --> 01:01:50,100 My name is Nova Clarke. You killed my grandfather. 1116 01:01:50,100 --> 01:01:53,133 Prepare to die! [ grunting ] 1117 01:01:53,133 --> 01:01:55,800 Hold on, Nova. You're gonna be all right. Help is on the way. 1118 01:01:55,800 --> 01:01:57,200 Keep Nova safe. 1119 01:01:57,200 --> 01:02:00,067 - Hey, you guys coming? - We'll catch up. 1120 01:02:01,867 --> 01:02:05,267 [ yelling ] 1121 01:02:10,000 --> 01:02:12,667 [ screaming ] 1122 01:02:12,667 --> 01:02:13,936 Nova! 1123 01:02:16,967 --> 01:02:19,233 Grab my hand! Come on! 1124 01:02:19,233 --> 01:02:21,500 Aah! April! 1125 01:02:25,400 --> 01:02:27,767 - Come on, Nova! - Help! 1126 01:02:29,067 --> 01:02:31,167 [ yells ] 1127 01:02:31,167 --> 01:02:34,500 - No! - [ both screaming ] 1128 01:02:37,341 --> 01:02:38,507 Help! 1129 01:02:40,433 --> 01:02:43,067 [ screams ] 1130 01:02:56,967 --> 01:02:58,567 Every time I try and fix something, 1131 01:02:58,567 --> 01:03:02,570 it just makes things worse, and people die again. 1132 01:03:05,533 --> 01:03:07,567 I can't control the future. 1133 01:03:07,567 --> 01:03:09,233 You're right. 1134 01:03:09,233 --> 01:03:11,733 You can never control the future. 1135 01:03:11,733 --> 01:03:14,000 All you can do is control your choices, 1136 01:03:14,000 --> 01:03:16,400 and now we need to do the right thing 1137 01:03:16,400 --> 01:03:18,333 and finish what we started. 1138 01:03:19,600 --> 01:03:20,967 Where's the capacitor? 1139 01:03:20,967 --> 01:03:22,167 It's right here. 1140 01:03:23,567 --> 01:03:25,933 Whitney Houston, we have a problem. 1141 01:03:25,933 --> 01:03:27,100 Is it broken? 1142 01:03:27,100 --> 01:03:29,167 It keeps adding too many numbers. 1143 01:03:29,167 --> 01:03:30,233 I gotta redirect the router. 1144 01:03:30,233 --> 01:03:34,067 Fin, don't leave me. 1145 01:03:34,067 --> 01:03:35,500 We don't have time for this. 1146 01:03:35,500 --> 01:03:37,933 Even if I can set it to the right time, we still 1147 01:03:37,933 --> 01:03:39,767 don't have enough velocity to engage the time jump. 1148 01:03:39,767 --> 01:03:42,200 You get that thing fixed. I'll get us the speed we need. 1149 01:03:42,200 --> 01:03:43,233 Working on it. 1150 01:03:50,600 --> 01:03:51,933 Skye? 1151 01:03:51,933 --> 01:03:54,067 Almost got it. Almost got it. 1152 01:03:55,800 --> 01:03:57,333 Skye, we don't got time for this. 1153 01:03:57,333 --> 01:03:58,400 Got it! 1154 01:04:00,100 --> 01:04:01,967 - Got it! - Grab on! Grab on! 1155 01:04:01,967 --> 01:04:04,867 [ yelling ] 1156 01:04:21,800 --> 01:04:24,033 [ groans ] Eh? 1157 01:04:31,567 --> 01:04:33,067 Huh? 1158 01:04:34,033 --> 01:04:36,900 Skye. Come on. 1159 01:04:38,300 --> 01:04:40,033 Oh. 1160 01:04:41,067 --> 01:04:42,367 Something's not right. 1161 01:04:42,367 --> 01:04:45,033 This is not Santa Monica. 1162 01:04:46,067 --> 01:04:47,300 Come on. 1163 01:04:47,300 --> 01:04:48,343 Let's figure out what we did wrong. 1164 01:04:57,933 --> 01:04:59,567 Damn, it's quiet. 1165 01:04:59,567 --> 01:05:00,828 It's too quiet. 1166 01:05:07,600 --> 01:05:08,734 Hey, Skye... 1167 01:05:10,180 --> 01:05:11,600 Something's not right. 1168 01:05:11,600 --> 01:05:12,305 Check the date. 1169 01:05:16,371 --> 01:05:17,333 Are we there? 1170 01:05:17,333 --> 01:05:20,708 Let's just say we overshot it by a few thousand years. 1171 01:05:23,367 --> 01:05:25,213 20013? 1172 01:05:25,867 --> 01:05:27,097 I'll reset it so we can go back. 1173 01:05:27,097 --> 01:05:29,100 - No, we can't do that. - Why not? 1174 01:05:29,100 --> 01:05:31,300 We're time travelers. We can do whatever we want. 1175 01:05:31,300 --> 01:05:34,733 Nah, that's why Gil's not here with us a second time around. 1176 01:05:34,733 --> 01:05:36,967 That thing only offers a one-way ride. 1177 01:05:36,967 --> 01:05:40,133 - [ whoosh ] - Oh, boy. 1178 01:05:40,133 --> 01:05:41,167 Watch out. 1179 01:05:51,900 --> 01:05:53,200 What the hell was that? 1180 01:05:53,200 --> 01:05:54,533 Maybe that's how sharks evolved 1181 01:05:54,533 --> 01:05:55,910 over the last 20,000 years. 1182 01:05:57,328 --> 01:05:59,500 I can't wait to see what the humans look like. 1183 01:06:14,967 --> 01:06:16,305 Well, I'll be damned. 1184 01:06:17,267 --> 01:06:19,333 Aprils. 1185 01:06:19,333 --> 01:06:21,433 It's planet of the Aprils. 1186 01:06:26,667 --> 01:06:29,167 - We love you, Fin. - We love you, Fin. 1187 01:06:29,167 --> 01:06:30,867 - We love you, Fin. - We love you, Fin. 1188 01:06:30,867 --> 01:06:31,863 Cute outfits. 1189 01:06:43,133 --> 01:06:44,059 Where are you taking us? 1190 01:06:45,267 --> 01:06:46,400 Answer me. 1191 01:07:00,762 --> 01:07:01,241 Clear. 1192 01:07:04,000 --> 01:07:06,606 So this is what happens when you don't save your wife. 1193 01:07:10,500 --> 01:07:12,533 Looks like a shrine to my past. 1194 01:07:12,533 --> 01:07:14,500 But what's it doing here? 1195 01:07:14,500 --> 01:07:17,167 Wait here. The Queen is coming. 1196 01:07:17,167 --> 01:07:18,467 Hail to the Queen! 1197 01:07:18,467 --> 01:07:20,533 Hail to the Queen! 1198 01:07:48,042 --> 01:07:49,376 Don't be afraid. 1199 01:07:49,767 --> 01:07:51,326 What do you want from us? 1200 01:07:56,972 --> 01:07:57,848 You. 1201 01:08:00,933 --> 01:08:02,567 You're not April, 1202 01:08:02,567 --> 01:08:04,600 not even human. 1203 01:08:04,600 --> 01:08:06,900 Human? [ laughs ] 1204 01:08:06,900 --> 01:08:08,967 Why would I want to be human? 1205 01:08:10,600 --> 01:08:11,587 You mean like... 1206 01:08:12,700 --> 01:08:13,733 her? 1207 01:08:19,188 --> 01:08:20,688 April. 1208 01:08:27,933 --> 01:08:30,059 What has she done to you, April? 1209 01:08:31,267 --> 01:08:32,817 What are you doing, huh? 1210 01:08:33,526 --> 01:08:37,533 Collecting all this junk like some Sharknado hoarder? 1211 01:08:37,533 --> 01:08:39,200 When my head fell off the boat and sank 1212 01:08:39,200 --> 01:08:42,100 to the bottom of the ocean, I lay there for years, 1213 01:08:42,100 --> 01:08:45,600 angry that nobody came back for me, especially you, Fin. 1214 01:08:45,600 --> 01:08:47,748 Eventually I was caught by a fisherman's net. 1215 01:08:48,033 --> 01:08:50,293 It took 10,000 years for me to forgive you 1216 01:08:50,293 --> 01:08:53,713 and another 10,000 to create this paradise for us. 1217 01:08:53,713 --> 01:08:54,922 She's alive! 1218 01:08:54,922 --> 01:08:57,667 We needed her DNA to create this army. 1219 01:08:57,667 --> 01:08:59,633 You can't clone a robot, silly. 1220 01:08:59,633 --> 01:09:03,514 How did you go back in time? Thought this was a one-way trip. 1221 01:09:03,514 --> 01:09:05,850 Power. You could do anything with power. 1222 01:09:05,850 --> 01:09:08,000 I've had centuries to perfect time travel. 1223 01:09:08,000 --> 01:09:11,067 You think you came here by accident? I brought you here. 1224 01:09:11,067 --> 01:09:12,600 Listen here, 1225 01:09:12,600 --> 01:09:15,633 you emotionally deranged Easy-Bake Oven. 1226 01:09:15,633 --> 01:09:17,300 I don't know what kind of crazy game 1227 01:09:17,300 --> 01:09:19,867 you got going on here, but let me tell you something. 1228 01:09:19,867 --> 01:09:21,633 - It is not going to-- - No! 1229 01:09:21,633 --> 01:09:23,800 No, no! Hey! Stop! You're hurting her! 1230 01:09:24,267 --> 01:09:25,967 Stop. Please. 1231 01:09:28,600 --> 01:09:30,200 Take her to the exhibition! 1232 01:09:30,870 --> 01:09:32,100 Why are you doing this? 1233 01:09:32,100 --> 01:09:33,367 Your DNA. 1234 01:09:34,333 --> 01:09:36,467 Every queen needs a king. 1235 01:09:37,467 --> 01:09:38,841 It's not gonna happen. 1236 01:09:45,800 --> 01:09:46,557 Dad! 1237 01:09:47,833 --> 01:09:51,200 - I've missed you so much, Dad. - Matt. 1238 01:09:51,200 --> 01:09:53,067 Mom could make this a home again. 1239 01:09:53,067 --> 01:09:55,567 We can be together forever. 1240 01:09:55,567 --> 01:09:57,733 - Come on, Dad. - Claudia. 1241 01:09:57,733 --> 01:10:00,967 This is what it's all about. It's about family. 1242 01:10:01,967 --> 01:10:02,667 Fin. 1243 01:10:02,667 --> 01:10:04,167 Nova. 1244 01:10:04,167 --> 01:10:07,833 Listen to April. We can make this work. 1245 01:10:07,833 --> 01:10:10,400 You're not real. None of you are real! 1246 01:10:11,082 --> 01:10:12,300 Exactly. 1247 01:10:12,300 --> 01:10:14,167 We're better than human. 1248 01:10:14,167 --> 01:10:15,767 [ together ] And you can be, too. 1249 01:10:23,433 --> 01:10:24,900 Titanium. 1250 01:10:26,563 --> 01:10:28,092 [ groaning ] 1251 01:10:38,867 --> 01:10:40,867 [ groaning ] 1252 01:10:40,867 --> 01:10:42,533 You want to fight me?! 1253 01:10:42,533 --> 01:10:44,400 I don't want to fight you! 1254 01:10:51,733 --> 01:10:53,933 You never stopped loving her! 1255 01:10:53,933 --> 01:10:55,400 And I never will! 1256 01:10:55,400 --> 01:10:58,600 If I can't have you, then no April can! 1257 01:10:58,600 --> 01:11:01,067 Get away from him, you bitch. 1258 01:11:07,168 --> 01:11:09,201 [ groaning ] 1259 01:11:13,300 --> 01:11:15,633 [ Fin groans ] 1260 01:11:38,967 --> 01:11:41,000 [ yelling ] 1261 01:11:45,420 --> 01:11:47,453 [ April screaming ] 1262 01:11:54,702 --> 01:11:55,589 No! 1263 01:12:02,100 --> 01:12:04,233 [ Fin groaning ] 1264 01:12:09,867 --> 01:12:11,864 No! 1265 01:12:20,033 --> 01:12:21,833 I do believe we have a deal. 1266 01:12:21,833 --> 01:12:23,567 Salud. 1267 01:12:38,033 --> 01:12:40,633 Azzinaro! ¿Ultima red, okay? 1268 01:12:40,633 --> 01:12:42,567 Sí, Captain Santiago. We're close. 1269 01:12:42,567 --> 01:12:45,233 The pod of 30,000 sharks is up ahead. 1270 01:12:50,657 --> 01:12:53,000 Azzinaro, batten down the hatches. 1271 01:12:53,000 --> 01:12:56,200 Bring in all the fishing nets. A storm is coming! 1272 01:12:58,033 --> 01:12:59,533 Dios mío. 1273 01:12:59,533 --> 01:13:00,867 [ gasps ] Santiago! 1274 01:13:00,867 --> 01:13:03,533 What is that? An omen? 1275 01:13:04,867 --> 01:13:06,067 Throw it away! 1276 01:13:06,067 --> 01:13:07,733 No, don't do that! 1277 01:13:07,733 --> 01:13:10,700 Who are you, and what are you doing here? 1278 01:13:10,700 --> 01:13:12,933 It's a long story. We don't have time for it. 1279 01:13:12,933 --> 01:13:15,000 Are you with Palmer and came to kill me? 1280 01:13:15,000 --> 01:13:17,067 No, I'm trying to save your life. 1281 01:13:17,067 --> 01:13:19,700 That head is nuclear, and she's really pissed off. 1282 01:13:19,700 --> 01:13:21,167 If you don't put it down, 1283 01:13:21,167 --> 01:13:23,200 it's gonna be end of the world as we know it. 1284 01:13:23,200 --> 01:13:25,833 You bring a bomb to my boat? 1285 01:13:25,833 --> 01:13:27,433 [ beeping ] 1286 01:13:27,433 --> 01:13:29,867 [ yelps ] Make it stop! Make it stop! 1287 01:13:29,867 --> 01:13:31,700 - [ beeping continues ] - [ grunts ] 1288 01:13:31,700 --> 01:13:33,867 Make it stop. 1289 01:13:37,700 --> 01:13:40,167 - [ beeping stops ] - You came back for me. 1290 01:13:47,200 --> 01:13:49,033 Now take a pick. 1291 01:13:49,033 --> 01:13:51,633 Port or starboard? 1292 01:13:52,900 --> 01:13:55,600 [ screams ] 1293 01:14:02,300 --> 01:14:04,467 Fin, listen to me. You must destroy this Sharknado. 1294 01:14:04,467 --> 01:14:06,867 If it's not stopped, time will collapse. 1295 01:14:06,867 --> 01:14:08,867 All that we know will explode into nothing. 1296 01:14:08,867 --> 01:14:09,900 I got it. 1297 01:14:15,300 --> 01:14:17,900 Where is your friend with the head? 1298 01:14:17,900 --> 01:14:19,800 Change of plans, Captain. 1299 01:14:19,800 --> 01:14:21,467 I'm gonna take the money, 1300 01:14:21,467 --> 01:14:23,967 your cargo, and what's left of the ship. 1301 01:14:23,967 --> 01:14:25,300 [ gunshot ] 1302 01:14:25,300 --> 01:14:27,167 [ screaming ] 1303 01:14:31,100 --> 01:14:33,733 All this is your fault for bringing el diablo to my boat. 1304 01:14:33,733 --> 01:14:36,100 Put down the gun, or I'm gonna blow up the boat! 1305 01:14:36,100 --> 01:14:38,567 [ laughs ] Why? 1306 01:14:38,567 --> 01:14:41,167 I need your help to destroy that Sharknado. 1307 01:14:47,633 --> 01:14:49,367 April, what's wrong? 1308 01:14:49,367 --> 01:14:51,333 I need to recharge! 1309 01:14:53,467 --> 01:14:56,200 Okay. We got a deal. 1310 01:14:59,130 --> 01:15:00,704 Do you know what I learned out here? 1311 01:15:01,100 --> 01:15:01,789 What's that? 1312 01:15:01,789 --> 01:15:03,374 We shouldn't be afraid of the sharks. 1313 01:15:03,374 --> 01:15:05,751 They are the ones who should be afraid of us. 1314 01:15:13,081 --> 01:15:15,615 - You catch fish with these? - Sometimes. 1315 01:15:28,067 --> 01:15:30,267 [ chorus vocalizing ] 1316 01:15:54,597 --> 01:15:56,797 [ chainsaw buzzing ] 1317 01:16:02,767 --> 01:16:04,167 [ yells ] 1318 01:16:09,600 --> 01:16:11,333 - [ screams ] - No! 1319 01:16:11,333 --> 01:16:13,267 [ screams ] 1320 01:16:13,267 --> 01:16:14,841 Fin, my lasers have recharged. 1321 01:16:14,841 --> 01:16:16,697 I can finish off the Last Sharknado! 1322 01:16:16,697 --> 01:16:18,031 Right! The lasers! 1323 01:16:23,340 --> 01:16:24,373 Dad. 1324 01:16:26,733 --> 01:16:29,167 Gil, you're alive! Ahh! 1325 01:16:29,167 --> 01:16:31,587 Fin, the Sharknado! 1326 01:16:31,587 --> 01:16:34,133 [ gasping ] 1327 01:16:34,133 --> 01:16:37,567 The time vortex dropped me off here. 1328 01:16:37,567 --> 01:16:39,567 We can finish this off. 1329 01:16:39,567 --> 01:16:41,367 I need the capacitor. 1330 01:16:41,367 --> 01:16:43,967 I can fix this. We can fix this. 1331 01:16:43,967 --> 01:16:45,530 Yeah. Yeah. 1332 01:16:49,033 --> 01:16:50,367 Semper fidelus. 1333 01:16:50,367 --> 01:16:53,100 A Shepard is always loyal. 1334 01:16:54,633 --> 01:16:58,067 You mean, "Semper paratus, always prepared." 1335 01:16:58,067 --> 01:17:02,267 Of course. I must have forgotten. 1336 01:17:02,267 --> 01:17:03,700 Who are you? 1337 01:17:03,700 --> 01:17:04,900 [ Queen's voice ] Give it to me! 1338 01:17:04,900 --> 01:17:06,233 No! 1339 01:17:08,567 --> 01:17:10,872 You can't destroy this Sharknado! 1340 01:17:11,474 --> 01:17:14,533 This is our future! This is our destiny! 1341 01:17:14,533 --> 01:17:15,867 Come back with me! 1342 01:17:15,867 --> 01:17:16,840 Never! 1343 01:17:22,833 --> 01:17:24,867 [ laughing ] 1344 01:17:36,860 --> 01:17:39,767 Fin, grab the capacitor! 1345 01:17:49,832 --> 01:17:50,874 Get it! 1346 01:18:02,267 --> 01:18:04,471 April! 1347 01:18:09,100 --> 01:18:12,167 That's mine! You don't know how to use it! 1348 01:18:12,167 --> 01:18:14,167 Give me the capacitor! 1349 01:18:14,167 --> 01:18:17,233 - No! Let go! - Let go! 1350 01:18:17,233 --> 01:18:18,667 I'm not going anywhere with you! 1351 01:18:18,667 --> 01:18:20,567 We can live forever, 1352 01:18:20,567 --> 01:18:23,167 and no one we love will ever die again! 1353 01:18:23,167 --> 01:18:24,500 Not like this! 1354 01:18:24,500 --> 01:18:27,000 Stop, or you will destroy time! 1355 01:18:27,000 --> 01:18:28,667 I'll take that chance! 1356 01:18:39,967 --> 01:18:41,233 It's shorting out! 1357 01:18:44,767 --> 01:18:48,333 Let go, or I won't be able to stop this! 1358 01:18:48,333 --> 01:18:52,167 You are in big trouble in Little China! 1359 01:18:52,167 --> 01:18:53,967 Oh! Sharks! 1360 01:18:53,967 --> 01:18:56,367 Float like a butterfly, huh? Sting like a bee, huh? 1361 01:18:56,367 --> 01:18:58,033 Nein! 1362 01:18:58,033 --> 01:18:59,600 [ both screaming ] 1363 01:18:59,600 --> 01:19:02,600 - Tonight, we dine in hell! - I must protect you! 1364 01:19:02,600 --> 01:19:06,167 You're coming home with me so we could live forever! 1365 01:19:06,167 --> 01:19:08,000 Never! 1366 01:19:08,000 --> 01:19:10,000 Bring it on, little sharks! 1367 01:19:10,000 --> 01:19:11,667 You're gonna get rocked! 1368 01:19:13,533 --> 01:19:15,867 - Great Scott! - Let them eat cake! 1369 01:19:15,867 --> 01:19:18,900 - Lend me your sharks! - [ screaming ] 1370 01:19:20,700 --> 01:19:23,600 Too late! I control your fate now! 1371 01:19:25,067 --> 01:19:28,333 [ screams ] 1372 01:19:28,333 --> 01:19:29,733 [ machine guns fire ] 1373 01:19:29,733 --> 01:19:32,100 [ groans ] 1374 01:19:33,400 --> 01:19:35,061 Die, shark! 1375 01:19:40,352 --> 01:19:44,100 Fin, it's time to go home! 1376 01:19:44,100 --> 01:19:46,200 Oh, crap. 1377 01:19:46,200 --> 01:19:47,967 [ laughs ] 1378 01:19:51,000 --> 01:19:52,733 Fin! Move! 1379 01:20:07,867 --> 01:20:10,767 - April?! - Fin, look out! 1380 01:20:10,767 --> 01:20:13,033 [ groans ] 1381 01:20:13,033 --> 01:20:14,733 Grab my tail! 1382 01:20:17,567 --> 01:20:18,933 Time is collapsing, 1383 01:20:18,933 --> 01:20:21,633 but there's one thing left we can do. 1384 01:20:23,267 --> 01:20:24,403 What's that? 1385 01:20:25,200 --> 01:20:27,200 I have a fail-safe button. 1386 01:20:27,200 --> 01:20:29,067 If you activate it in the heart of the storm, 1387 01:20:29,067 --> 01:20:31,033 it will self-destruct everything. 1388 01:20:31,033 --> 01:20:34,567 It will either repair time or destroy the universe. 1389 01:20:39,483 --> 01:20:41,267 Ready to blow my mind? 1390 01:20:41,267 --> 01:20:42,933 It's time for a reboot. 1391 01:20:42,933 --> 01:20:44,367 See you on the other side. 1392 01:20:44,367 --> 01:20:46,200 I love you, Fin Shepard. 1393 01:20:46,200 --> 01:20:47,567 I love you, April. 1394 01:21:18,901 --> 01:21:20,934 ♪♪♪ 1395 01:21:26,867 --> 01:21:29,567 This one is on me today, George. 1396 01:21:30,653 --> 01:21:31,928 [ explosion ] 1397 01:21:35,800 --> 01:21:37,225 Did a bomb just go off? 1398 01:21:38,433 --> 01:21:41,033 You know what? I bet they're testing down at Point Mugu. 1399 01:21:41,033 --> 01:21:42,933 I'm gonna call my unit and find out. 1400 01:21:42,933 --> 01:21:44,033 That's a good idea. 1401 01:21:45,433 --> 01:21:47,800 [ gasps ] 1402 01:21:47,800 --> 01:21:49,533 Poor baby. 1403 01:21:49,533 --> 01:21:50,933 "Poor baby"? 1404 01:21:50,933 --> 01:21:53,500 Yeah. I really love sharks. 1405 01:21:53,500 --> 01:21:55,967 Hey, Mom. You and Dad ready to go? 1406 01:21:55,967 --> 01:21:57,533 I have the car packed. 1407 01:21:57,533 --> 01:21:59,733 As soon as your dad says all his goodbyes. 1408 01:21:59,733 --> 01:22:01,333 Hey, Gemini. 1409 01:22:01,333 --> 01:22:02,867 Baby, what are you doing on your feet? 1410 01:22:02,867 --> 01:22:04,400 You know what the doctor said. Come on. 1411 01:22:04,400 --> 01:22:05,700 Should you be giving us free drinks? 1412 01:22:05,700 --> 01:22:07,233 It's not your bar anymore. 1413 01:22:07,233 --> 01:22:09,700 Yeah, and I'm not gonna have anyplace to drink. 1414 01:22:09,700 --> 01:22:11,867 Oh, hey, Fin, thanks again for the college loan. 1415 01:22:11,867 --> 01:22:14,333 I really appreciate it. Thank you so much. 1416 01:22:14,333 --> 01:22:16,333 And you, too, April. Thank you, guys. 1417 01:22:16,333 --> 01:22:17,633 Don't forget. 1418 01:22:17,633 --> 01:22:19,116 I offered to pay you double if you stayed. 1419 01:22:20,749 --> 01:22:22,533 Okay, this kid needs a name. 1420 01:22:22,533 --> 01:22:23,563 I already have a name. 1421 01:22:24,800 --> 01:22:25,815 His name is Gil. 1422 01:22:26,467 --> 01:22:28,033 Baby. 1423 01:22:28,033 --> 01:22:29,567 Oh, I almost forgot. 1424 01:22:29,567 --> 01:22:31,100 Grandpa wanted me to give you this, 1425 01:22:31,100 --> 01:22:33,156 in case the baby's born while he's in space. 1426 01:22:36,033 --> 01:22:40,233 "For the 'little one.' May he always fly. Dad." 1427 01:22:40,233 --> 01:22:42,467 Hey, everybody, listen up! 1428 01:22:43,767 --> 01:22:46,167 On Election Day, reach for the sky, 1429 01:22:46,167 --> 01:22:47,533 and vote for me. 1430 01:22:47,533 --> 01:22:48,900 We grew up with her. 1431 01:22:48,900 --> 01:22:50,600 She's gonna be the next President. 1432 01:22:50,600 --> 01:22:51,716 God bless America. 1433 01:22:53,233 --> 01:22:55,333 Are you really thinking about this move to Kansas? 1434 01:22:55,333 --> 01:22:57,867 Yeah, you're not gonna be, like, a farmer or something, right? 1435 01:22:57,867 --> 01:22:59,500 Ah, I'll start some kind of business. 1436 01:22:59,500 --> 01:22:59,975 Like what? 1437 01:22:59,975 --> 01:23:02,733 Maybe a tree-trimming business. 1438 01:23:02,733 --> 01:23:05,067 I couldn't see you with a chainsaw. 1439 01:23:06,633 --> 01:23:08,000 Lay 'em on me, bro. 1440 01:23:08,967 --> 01:23:10,133 Thank you. 1441 01:23:10,133 --> 01:23:12,033 Don't run it into the ground. 1442 01:23:12,033 --> 01:23:12,802 Yes, sir. 1443 01:23:13,433 --> 01:23:16,032 All right, everybody. Last round's on me. 1444 01:23:16,032 --> 01:23:18,133 [ cheering ] 1445 01:23:18,133 --> 01:23:21,133 Six years ago, when I opened up this bar, 1446 01:23:21,133 --> 01:23:24,453 things between me and my family weren't so good. 1447 01:23:25,390 --> 01:23:27,127 I had a lot of growing up to do. 1448 01:23:28,800 --> 01:23:32,173 But this bar brought us back together 1449 01:23:34,009 --> 01:23:35,200 and made us stronger, 1450 01:23:35,510 --> 01:23:37,500 brought us closer to our friends. 1451 01:23:38,722 --> 01:23:40,056 - Yes. - I'm gonna miss this place, 1452 01:23:40,906 --> 01:23:44,151 gonna miss all your faces, seeing 'em day after day, 1453 01:23:45,283 --> 01:23:46,633 year after year. 1454 01:23:46,633 --> 01:23:47,361 [ laughs ] 1455 01:23:47,673 --> 01:23:49,316 I know it hasn't always been easy, 1456 01:23:50,333 --> 01:23:51,600 but through it all, 1457 01:23:51,600 --> 01:23:53,325 we fought hard for each other 1458 01:23:53,966 --> 01:23:56,781 and stayed true to who we are. 1459 01:23:58,158 --> 01:23:59,576 No matter what we faced... 1460 01:24:01,207 --> 01:24:03,407 we always looked out for one another. 1461 01:24:03,741 --> 01:24:07,626 So as I--as we... 1462 01:24:09,030 --> 01:24:11,212 start this new chapter in our lives, 1463 01:24:12,756 --> 01:24:14,382 I want to raise a glass to all of you, 1464 01:24:15,333 --> 01:24:17,067 because you're my heroes. 1465 01:24:20,770 --> 01:24:21,973 To the end of an era, 1466 01:24:23,475 --> 01:24:24,893 and to new beginnings. 1467 01:24:25,727 --> 01:24:27,100 Semper paratus! 1468 01:24:27,100 --> 01:24:28,700 - Semper paratus. - Semper paratus. 1469 01:24:28,700 --> 01:24:29,800 Hey, hey. 1470 01:24:36,738 --> 01:24:38,933 - [ winces ] - Are you okay? 1471 01:24:39,616 --> 01:24:41,167 [ groans ] 1472 01:24:41,167 --> 01:24:42,369 Has your water broken? 1473 01:24:42,369 --> 01:24:43,593 - All right, let's go. - I think so. 1474 01:24:43,593 --> 01:24:45,539 - We're going to the hospital. - It's time. It hurts. 1475 01:24:45,539 --> 01:24:47,700 - Honey, call the hospital. - We gotta go! 1476 01:24:47,700 --> 01:24:50,067 - I'll get the car. - I'll go get the baby bag. 1477 01:24:50,067 --> 01:24:51,600 ♪♪♪ 1478 01:24:53,733 --> 01:24:55,400 Come on. Get the door. 1479 01:24:59,233 --> 01:25:01,133 Come on, George. 1480 01:25:01,133 --> 01:25:04,133 All right, now it is time for your "Today" weather, 1481 01:25:04,133 --> 01:25:06,500 and this is one for the history books, 1482 01:25:06,500 --> 01:25:08,200 if not a world record. 1483 01:25:08,200 --> 01:25:12,000 There's not a cloud or a storm on the horizon, so get out. 1484 01:25:12,000 --> 01:25:15,633 Enjoy some time with the family on this beautiful day. 1485 01:25:16,152 --> 01:25:18,321 There won't be anything quite like it again. 1486 01:25:20,000 --> 01:25:22,033 ♪♪♪ 1486 01:25:23,305 --> 01:25:29,481 Please rate this subtitle at www.osdb.link/6k7vq Help other users to choose the best subtitles102257