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OK, listen up, cosyou're not going to believe this,
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but it's from the RAC,so it's gospel, right?
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They're saying that this weekend,the big August bank holiday,
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52% of you are on the move.
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And, hey, that's not all.Guess what I've just heard?
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I've heard the wettest August onrecord is running out of rain
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and sunshine's on the way.
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The temperature's rising,so turn up the volume,
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and let's all chill out to this...
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Shut up!
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Oh, no, I like this one. Come on.
I can't bear it any more.
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How are we supposed to chill
when I'm melting?
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It's like being braised in an oven.
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OK, bend over.
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What? Come on.
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Do as you're told. Bend over.
Bend over.
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Put your head down. That's it.
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No, not to do that.
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Stay. Keep your head down.
What are you doing?
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You're gonna love me for this.
You're gonna love me forever.
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What are you doing?
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It's OK. OK, are you ready?
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What are you doing?
Are you ready? Yeah! Oh!
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See?
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That is like melting.
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Come on, it must help a bit, no?
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Oh!
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Rufus!
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Are you licking my face?
Come on, lick it, Rufus.
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Look, just thinking about diving
in that pool.
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Good lad. Yeah, if they've got one.
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Course they'll have one, it's Ollie
and Daisy.
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They'll have an infinity pool, or
something.
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Yeah, true.
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Always something special.
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Go on! Go on, Ian! Push him in!
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Come on, Ollie!
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Yeah!
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The Last Weekend
Episode 1
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Based on the novel by
Blake Morrison
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What are you doing, Ian?
There's no hard shoulder.
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- I just wanna stretch my legs.
- It's dangerous.
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Whoa!
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Still no hard shoulder.
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Wow!
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Ever do stupid things twice?
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OK. So this is where we broke down
on our way to Ollie's and Daisy's
three months ago.
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I remember these pine trees.
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Yeah, they rented
this country house in Suffolk,
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and invited us down for the August
bank holiday weekend.
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Ollie and Daisy, they're my oldest
friends. We met at college.
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Well, Ollie's my oldest friend
because we were house mates,
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but Daisy came along soon
afterwards.
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Does anyone else have a problem
with long-term friends, or just me?
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I mean, I love them,
you know, I do,
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but, well, they never want anything
to change.
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I'm talking pecking order.
Status.
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Does this ring any bells?
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Basically, you've gotta be the same
person that you were 20 years ago
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which is fine, most of the time
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but, erm, Ollie's very competitive.
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As you'll see.
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Now, that's a shot.
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And when things gets as serious as
they got...
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..and you're someone like me
who feels guilty about everything,
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then, I think, along with
everyone else who was there,
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you have to ask yourself
whether you played a part.
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This is me retracing my steps and
I'm specifically here because...
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..and this is very important, cos
everything feeds everything else.
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And sitting waiting for the
breakdown truck,
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I distinctly remember going over
a phone call I had from Ollie.
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No, not the first one.
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Not the one inviting us.
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The second one. The one where he
called me at work.
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The one where he thought
he'd be leaving a message.
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Ollie.
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- Oh, er, Ian.
- The answer's yes.
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We are free that weekend
and we'd love to come.
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And Em says 'Thanks,' and
'Will we see Archie?'
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I said, 'Probably not, it is the
Notting Hill Carnival.'
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Yeah, it's a tad awkward.
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Turns out Daisy's already askedsomeone for the bank holiday.
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What do you mean?
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Well, she's invited this...
this Milo chappy, you know.
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What do you mean, Milo?Milo who? Who is he?
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I don't know his second name.
He's one of her designer clients.
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We were wondering if you guys couldcome the previous weekend?
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No, we're fully booked for
all of August.
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- Oh, well, in that case -
- I mean, I can ask Em this evening.
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- I can't call her now, she's in a meeting.
- No, no, no. Ian.
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Ian, no, listen.Don't ask Em anything.
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Let's leave it, leave thingsas they are.
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It's been two years,
for Christ's sake.
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You and I have unfinished business.
It's been three years.
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- Got to run. - Bring your weapons.Come on Friday, early as you can.
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Let's make the most of it.
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I shall get you, you idiot!
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Oi! Campbell!
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Pack it in!
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That's what you get the next time
you mess around with me.
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Oi! Campbell, get away from him!
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Get up. Get up. Are you all right?
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Look what you've done. Me? I ain't
done nothing.
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Campbell, I just saw you kick him.
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Right, come on. We're off to see
Mrs Baines. Come on.
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No.
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- Campbell - I ain't going nowhere
with you. You can't make me.
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Everything's connected, you see?
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Everything.
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And, no matter how guilty I feel,
I just have to remind myself...
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..it's not like I'm a murderer.
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Are you crazy?
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It says 'No hard shoulder.
Stay in car.'
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I know, it's just...
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Are you worried about next week?
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Oh, no.
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I wasn't, thank you. Sorry.
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No. No.
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No, that's wiped from the mind till
Tuesday.
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OK.
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I was thinking...I wonder if
they're gonna give us uniforms.
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You know, butler and housemaid.
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Oh, hey, listen, I am not being
waitress again for the weekend.
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I'm only joking. No, I'm serious.
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If we turn up and they've got
friends there, we make our excuses
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and we hotfoot it out of there.
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We're the only ones going,
I know we are.
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We'd better be. We are, I know we
are.
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A bit of animosity there towards
Ollie and Daisy, wasn't there, eh?
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No. Yeah, there was. Well, I'm sure
you'll have a lovely weekend.
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We both will.
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Ian, I am here for one thing
and one thing only.
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Oh. Oh.
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Well, you won't be disappointed.
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No? No.
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In fact, while we're waiting...
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..what are we waiting for?
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Come on, you said we've got to
do it as often as possible.
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She got pregnant
in a lay-by (?)
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People might see. Doesn't mater.
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What?
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Oh!
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A couple of things before we arrive
I think you should know,
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and Em knows this...
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..but...I went out with Daisy
before Ollie did.
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Have you ever been
in that situation
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where you're socialising with
someone you've been intimate with?
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Well, it's interesting, because
that intimacy is always there,
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like a secret.
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Talking of which, Daisy called the
night before we left,
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to let me know that she had
something to tell me that weekend.
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There it is. There it is.
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OK. Exciting.
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I'm going for
the long and winding road
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through a canopy of trees to
a Georgian mansion.
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Dream on. I think this is it.
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Oh, my...
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What a tip.
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Not what I expected.
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Oh. At last!
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About time. Where have you been?
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I thought you'd got lost or
something. Sorry, we broke down.
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Tried to call.
No reception. One of the joys.
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It's good to see you again,
Em.
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Here's the man. Ollie. I'm not
shaking your hand. Come here.
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It's good to see you.
And you, and you.
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How are you? Grand, but hot.
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You look trim. Yeah? So do you.
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Come on, drinks.
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It's Arts and Crafts, you know,
1920ish.
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Name three people associated with
the Arts and Crafts movement.
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William Morris. Yeah.
John Ruskin. Yeah.
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John Ruskin - Saying the same name
twice doesn't count. Come on.
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Gonna have to hurry you.
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Could have had Voysey,
could have Burne-Jones,
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should have had Crane,
even Rossetti at a push.
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Yeah, but asking me questions you
know the answers to
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and answering the questions isn't
clever.
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Yeah, I know. Why do I enjoy it so
much? I don't know.
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In here we have the dining room and
then, through here... Oi, come here.
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..is the study.
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And then, in here, we have the
kitchen.
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And then, through here...
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Come on!
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..the living room.
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You know, this hasn't changed
for 35 years.
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What do you think? What?
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What do you think?
They think it's a nightmare.
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They think they've come
all this way to stay in this.
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Oh, my God! Hello, Em.
Hi. Are you all right?
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Lovely to see you again. Oh, here.
This is for you.
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Oh, thank you. You didn't need
to do that. It's all right.
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Oh, look, Ollie. Cava. Wow!
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Smashing.
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Hello, you. Hello, you.
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Nice to see you.
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Well, I like it. Actually,
no, I don't like it, I love it.
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Ollie, later, get them a drink.
They've been on the road for hours.
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Sorry, OK. I'll show you something
that is good about the place,
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although you do have to leave
the house to find it.
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Oh, wow!
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Oh!
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Oh, this is lovely.
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Yeah.
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As long as the sun shines,
this just about saves it.
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And there's more. Come on.
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When we first got here though
we arrived late,
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it's tipping it down, we can't find
the lights anywhere. Creepy!
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Oh, yes! Your dog. What's its name?
Rufus.
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Hello, Rufus. What are you eating?
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Yes, you are beautiful! Isn't he?
Go play.
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Drinks are served in the sun trap.
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Yes, the sun trap.
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Here we have a sun trap with shade.
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Oh!
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I don't go anywhere else.
I lie out here all day.
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Usually topless, the neighbours are
having a field day.
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It's completely secluded.
I hope you'll join me.
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Em, you are looking so well.
Thanks.
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Why don't we set the lunch out?
Good food and drink we can offer.
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Point of order,
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Ian and I have to get a move on
if we're gonna get a game in.
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We'll just have sandwiches or -
They've just got here.
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Have you brought your clubs?
Yeah, sure.
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And there's no jeans, no cords,
no shorts.
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Have you got some chinos?
I didn't... Course he didn't.
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What? Ollie, forget it. We can just
play nine.
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You booked the restaurant for 7:30.
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There's no dress code on the short
course.
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We'll be done by six. Yeah, sure,
if no-one else minds. No.
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Well, at least let them get
their bags in.
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You could take the dog. On a golf
course?
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Are you serious?
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I mean...
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I mean - What, the house?
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Yeah, the house,
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but the way we have to do
everything Ollie wants immediately.
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Oh, you didn't want to play golf?
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Yeah, I want to play golf,
but not instantly.
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Well, at least there are no other
friends here.
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Not a surprise. Have you seen the
place?
243
00:13:19,181 --> 00:13:22,341
Oh, great, everything's ironed,
thank you (!)
244
00:13:22,391 --> 00:13:23,865
No, it's good to see him.
245
00:13:23,915 --> 00:13:26,497
Oh, no, it's really great to see
him.
246
00:13:26,547 --> 00:13:27,047
What?
247
00:13:27,210 --> 00:13:31,140
I don't know. It just all sounds a
bit gay.
248
00:13:32,581 --> 00:13:36,028
Yeah, topless or not topless?
Yeah, not funny. Not.
249
00:13:36,078 --> 00:13:39,806
No, Daisy can carry it off,
as I noticed you noticed.
250
00:13:39,856 --> 00:13:41,958
Well, she's wearing
next to nothing.
251
00:13:42,008 --> 00:13:45,358
Yeah, which makes this look like a
burka.
252
00:13:45,408 --> 00:13:48,519
No, you look great in that. I love
you in that. Yeah?
253
00:13:48,569 --> 00:13:52,057
Yeah, you know I do. Whoa! Don't
leave me.
254
00:13:52,107 --> 00:13:53,937
Hang on, I'm coming.
255
00:13:54,976 --> 00:13:57,661
Oh, God, I don't like this place.
256
00:13:57,711 --> 00:14:00,594
It creaks, and don't say
you haven't heard it.
257
00:14:00,644 --> 00:14:05,204
Do you mean it's haunted?
Don't even say that word.
258
00:14:05,520 --> 00:14:08,048
Well, it's gotta have something
going for it.
259
00:14:08,098 --> 00:14:10,800
Before you go, can you bring me
some water, please, with ice?
260
00:14:10,850 --> 00:14:13,216
I'm busy. Ollie!
261
00:14:14,881 --> 00:14:16,454
All right.
262
00:14:24,016 --> 00:14:26,016
Ian, how are we doing?
263
00:14:27,776 --> 00:14:31,216
Yeah, I'm coming as I am.
Is that OK?
264
00:14:32,098 --> 00:14:34,056
Ollie and Daisy are control freaks.
265
00:14:34,106 --> 00:14:37,686
This, I assume, is coming across
but, can I just say that
266
00:14:37,736 --> 00:14:44,402
returning to the place where bad
things happen can be unsettling?
267
00:14:45,951 --> 00:14:50,676
And what comes next triggered
everything, I know it did.
268
00:14:50,726 --> 00:14:50,977
+
269
00:14:53,653 --> 00:14:56,293
OK, so I did not see
what was coming next
270
00:14:56,343 --> 00:14:58,974
and if that's down to the way
Ollie and I lock on to each other
271
00:14:59,024 --> 00:15:02,515
when we're together, then I think
you need to know how we met.
272
00:15:02,565 --> 00:15:05,547
Ollie and I were on the same course
at college for two terms
273
00:15:05,597 --> 00:15:08,104
without saying
a word to each other.
274
00:15:08,154 --> 00:15:10,179
I mean, I knew who he was.
275
00:15:10,229 --> 00:15:13,483
Ollie was good-looking,
well-dressed,
276
00:15:14,313 --> 00:15:16,523
very confident, sporty
277
00:15:17,220 --> 00:15:19,170
and, let's face it, rich.
278
00:15:19,220 --> 00:15:23,360
That vital ingredient,
especially with the ladies.
279
00:15:23,552 --> 00:15:26,362
Whereas I was broke, hated sport.
280
00:15:27,522 --> 00:15:29,243
And, yeah, I was good-looking
enough,
281
00:15:29,293 --> 00:15:31,732
but I was at college to learn.
282
00:15:31,782 --> 00:15:35,343
I was currently learning that
I didn't wanna do law any more.
283
00:15:35,393 --> 00:15:38,247
I filled whole notebooks with
why it's a sham subject,
284
00:15:38,297 --> 00:15:39,593
which it is.
285
00:15:41,262 --> 00:15:42,878
So I was invisible to Ollie
286
00:15:42,928 --> 00:15:46,046
until, one day, a prop forward
snaps his cruciate knee ligament
for him,
287
00:15:46,096 --> 00:15:48,532
which is very painful,
and then he sees me.
288
00:15:48,582 --> 00:15:51,306
What he sees, he doesn't like,
but he can't get away.
289
00:15:51,356 --> 00:15:54,914
You know what they say,
opposites attract, so...
290
00:15:54,964 --> 00:15:57,483
I know exactly why
I'm going to be a lawyer.
291
00:15:57,533 --> 00:15:59,123
Good. Why?
292
00:15:59,173 --> 00:16:01,119
I'm telling you. I'm just hearing
pompous -
293
00:16:01,169 --> 00:16:04,763
I want to be lawyer because lawyers
are the guardians of morality.
294
00:16:04,813 --> 00:16:07,523
What? It's their job to establish
the truth.
295
00:16:07,573 --> 00:16:11,920
What? No. No, it's their job
to represent their clients.
296
00:16:11,970 --> 00:16:13,803
They're hired guns and the best
lawyers,
297
00:16:13,853 --> 00:16:15,483
the most successful are the ones
298
00:16:15,533 --> 00:16:18,124
who get juries to find guilty men
innocent. It's not that simple.
299
00:16:18,174 --> 00:16:21,094
It's simpler than that. Truth
doesn't come into it. How can it?
300
00:16:21,144 --> 00:16:24,094
It can't. All truth is subjective.
301
00:16:25,998 --> 00:16:31,748
And, today, he's a top barrister
and I'm a primary school teacher.
302
00:16:31,857 --> 00:16:34,034
But we brought things out in each
other.
303
00:16:34,084 --> 00:16:36,146
We complemented each other
304
00:16:36,196 --> 00:16:39,839
and we discovered we'd each met our
match when it comes to being
competitive.
305
00:16:39,889 --> 00:16:41,763
Anyway,
that bank holiday weekend...
306
00:16:41,813 --> 00:16:45,608
Oh, wait, actually,
before we go any further,
307
00:16:45,658 --> 00:16:47,034
there's another thing I think you
should.
308
00:16:47,084 --> 00:16:49,808
Every year -
or at least when we can -
309
00:16:49,858 --> 00:16:52,804
Ollie and I have a three event
triathlon for money,
310
00:16:52,854 --> 00:16:54,963
which...which matters.
311
00:16:55,496 --> 00:16:59,483
And it's become tradition to start
with golf, which I hate.
312
00:16:59,533 --> 00:17:00,917
I think it's a knob's game.
313
00:17:00,967 --> 00:17:03,549
One point per hole,
a put of less than 3' is a gimme.
314
00:17:03,599 --> 00:17:06,521
And I get a two point start. No,
one point. We're playing nine holes.
315
00:17:06,571 --> 00:17:10,311
You only get one p...
Yeah, right, very funny.
316
00:17:10,361 --> 00:17:12,435
Tell you what, seeing as we haven't
done this for a couple of years,
317
00:17:12,485 --> 00:17:14,945
how about we double the bet?
318
00:17:15,060 --> 00:17:16,790
Call it 500 quid.
319
00:17:17,083 --> 00:17:19,829
It's been three years, actually.
All right.
320
00:17:19,879 --> 00:17:22,619
Even better, let's make it 750.
321
00:17:22,965 --> 00:17:27,315
Or a grand. How about
we round it up to a grand?
322
00:17:27,480 --> 00:17:29,403
I think that's probably a bit much.
No, a grand.
323
00:17:29,453 --> 00:17:31,721
You're on for a grand. All right,
all right.
324
00:17:31,771 --> 00:17:35,911
Come on, your tee off.
Have you been practising?
325
00:17:54,987 --> 00:17:56,173
Good shot.
326
00:18:08,410 --> 00:18:12,796
OK. One discarded tee shot without
penalty, free and gratis. Go on.
327
00:18:12,846 --> 00:18:15,586
Have another one. Take it again.
328
00:18:30,453 --> 00:18:32,443
Oh, yes!
329
00:18:32,578 --> 00:18:35,751
One-and-a-half to three-and-a-half.
Now we're cooking.
330
00:18:35,801 --> 00:18:37,373
That's my ball.
331
00:18:38,518 --> 00:18:41,243
What? You just putted my ball.
332
00:18:41,479 --> 00:18:44,400
Why didn't you stop me?
I thought you were joking.
333
00:18:44,450 --> 00:18:46,773
About what? Joking?!
334
00:18:51,783 --> 00:18:52,792
OK.
335
00:18:52,957 --> 00:18:54,934
Your hole. No.
336
00:18:55,514 --> 00:18:57,195
No, no, no, it's yours.
No, no, Ollie.
337
00:18:57,245 --> 00:18:59,346
It's yours. It's my mistake,
your hole.
338
00:18:59,396 --> 00:19:02,276
It's yours. Two-and-a-half each.
339
00:19:13,039 --> 00:19:14,354
Beautiful.
340
00:19:14,404 --> 00:19:15,940
Course you've been
bloody practising.
341
00:19:15,990 --> 00:19:17,203
Sorry?
342
00:19:17,253 --> 00:19:18,438
Good shot.
343
00:19:25,858 --> 00:19:28,163
Have a discarded shot.
344
00:19:28,213 --> 00:19:30,333
Take it again. Go on.
345
00:19:36,653 --> 00:19:38,653
Free and gratis.
346
00:19:40,253 --> 00:19:42,333
Take it twice.
347
00:20:04,992 --> 00:20:08,434
I concede you in the golf.
One-nil to you.
348
00:20:08,484 --> 00:20:09,857
What?
349
00:20:10,481 --> 00:20:12,563
You're conceding?
350
00:20:12,704 --> 00:20:15,283
No. No. Don't worry, it's best of
three.
351
00:20:15,333 --> 00:20:18,785
I'll peg you back tomorrow, just not
at golf, OK?
352
00:20:18,835 --> 00:20:20,022
My swing's gone,
353
00:20:20,072 --> 00:20:24,332
which is hardly surprising,
considering what's been happening.
354
00:20:24,382 --> 00:20:26,580
Why? What's been happening?
355
00:20:26,630 --> 00:20:28,082
Ollie?
356
00:20:28,533 --> 00:20:31,889
Apart from being given my cards,
not much, I suppose.
357
00:20:31,939 --> 00:20:33,979
Which cards? What cards?
358
00:20:35,196 --> 00:20:36,869
Nothing. Forget about it.
359
00:20:36,919 --> 00:20:39,379
Let's go back to the house.
360
00:20:41,877 --> 00:20:44,216
You know, it's where we spent...
361
00:20:44,266 --> 00:20:46,867
..my last holiday with my father?
362
00:20:46,917 --> 00:20:48,923
What is? The house.
363
00:20:49,896 --> 00:20:51,166
Summer of '83.
364
00:20:51,619 --> 00:20:55,829
Say Hello, Wave Goodbye. Soft Cell.
Fancy a pint?
365
00:20:59,605 --> 00:21:02,437
Nice wheels. Three litre V8.
366
00:21:03,228 --> 00:21:06,738
They don't make 'em like this any
more.
367
00:21:18,786 --> 00:21:20,616
There you go. Lovely.
368
00:21:20,727 --> 00:21:22,787
Thanks. Cheers. Cheers.
369
00:21:27,310 --> 00:21:31,027
So...what's so serious that puts
you off your golf swing?
370
00:21:31,077 --> 00:21:33,444
What's all this about being given
your cards, eh?
371
00:21:33,494 --> 00:21:36,094
Have your chambers ditched you?
372
00:21:37,700 --> 00:21:41,210
I've been given my cards
by the medics.
373
00:21:41,497 --> 00:21:43,323
I've got an inoperable brain tumour.
374
00:21:43,373 --> 00:21:45,133
I'm going to die...
375
00:21:46,310 --> 00:21:48,140
as in soon. As in...
376
00:21:48,275 --> 00:21:53,115
if I'm still around in
six months, it'll be a miracle.
377
00:21:54,800 --> 00:21:56,603
Jesus, Ollie.
378
00:21:56,926 --> 00:21:59,695
That's all there is to know, I'm
afraid.
379
00:21:59,745 --> 00:22:01,450
Christ! Are you saying that there's
no hope?
380
00:22:01,500 --> 00:22:03,883
Look, they've done an MRI. They've
seen it.
381
00:22:03,933 --> 00:22:07,145
They've seen the brain tumour
and I go in next week
382
00:22:07,195 --> 00:22:10,845
for a PET scan to confirm
it's malignant.
383
00:22:14,216 --> 00:22:15,285
Erm...
384
00:22:16,613 --> 00:22:18,174
So you're not certain, then?
385
00:22:18,224 --> 00:22:20,250
Well, I am, I mean, I've done the
research.
386
00:22:20,300 --> 00:22:23,282
I've got all the symptoms. Headache,
metallic taste in the mouth,
387
00:22:23,332 --> 00:22:27,192
dizziness, blurred vision,
loss of golf swing.
388
00:22:28,198 --> 00:22:30,238
That's the weird thing.
389
00:22:30,650 --> 00:22:32,970
I don't care. Live, die...
390
00:22:34,333 --> 00:22:35,612
So what?
391
00:22:37,805 --> 00:22:41,280
Of course you care. No, really.
Honestly, nothing moves me.
392
00:22:41,330 --> 00:22:43,051
Nothing gets to me any more.
393
00:22:43,101 --> 00:22:46,121
I've got no feelings. It's like...
394
00:22:47,648 --> 00:22:50,549
I don't know,
it's like I've been cauterised.
395
00:22:50,599 --> 00:22:55,230
Nothing... At the
golf course, you lost your temper.
396
00:22:56,148 --> 00:22:58,608
Yeah, all right, it's not...
397
00:22:58,894 --> 00:23:01,053
It's not...quite what I meant.
398
00:23:01,103 --> 00:23:05,483
I mean, I'm talking about the
nitty-gritty of what's to come,
399
00:23:05,533 --> 00:23:08,784
you know, when we shuffle off this
mortal coil.
400
00:23:08,834 --> 00:23:13,884
And if, as I suspect, it's
diddly-squat, then, you know...
401
00:23:14,773 --> 00:23:17,583
..I could murder someone tomorrow.
402
00:23:19,069 --> 00:23:20,085
Today.
403
00:23:22,286 --> 00:23:24,886
It wouldn't bother me at all.
404
00:23:27,136 --> 00:23:29,176
I've got no conscience.
405
00:23:33,847 --> 00:23:35,324
I'm evil, Ian.
406
00:23:39,937 --> 00:23:41,977
You'd better watch out.
407
00:23:45,699 --> 00:23:45,913
+
408
00:23:52,477 --> 00:23:54,780
All right, listen, don't say
anything when we get back, yeah?
409
00:23:54,830 --> 00:23:57,633
I didn't mean to tell you. I don't
want anyone else knowing yet.
410
00:23:57,683 --> 00:23:59,583
Yeah. Sure. Of course.
411
00:23:59,875 --> 00:24:02,533
I mean, Daisy knows though, right?
You told Daisy?
412
00:24:02,583 --> 00:24:05,813
Why did I...
What did you say, mate?
413
00:24:06,135 --> 00:24:08,777
What? More than I wanted to.
End of discussion.
414
00:24:08,827 --> 00:24:13,247
Ollie, should you be driving?
It's my last weekend.
415
00:24:48,986 --> 00:24:52,162
This time on Fridays, I'm usually
telling teenage delinquents
416
00:24:52,212 --> 00:24:54,565
not to do anything stupid
over the weekend,
417
00:24:54,615 --> 00:24:58,315
which always works a treat
as you well know.
418
00:24:58,365 --> 00:25:01,175
Who's this you're talking about?
419
00:25:01,797 --> 00:25:04,431
Em's work, the boys she works with,
420
00:25:04,481 --> 00:25:07,299
who she's thrilled
not to be dealing with today,
421
00:25:07,349 --> 00:25:09,382
so let's change the subject.
422
00:25:09,432 --> 00:25:11,822
Who won at golf? Oh, erm...
423
00:25:15,067 --> 00:25:18,116
If it wasn't for the awful
clothes...
424
00:25:18,166 --> 00:25:19,318
Really?
425
00:25:20,568 --> 00:25:22,247
No, not your clothes.
426
00:25:22,297 --> 00:25:24,555
The jumpers and hats...
427
00:25:33,748 --> 00:25:35,168
Shit! Ian, what's going on?
428
00:25:35,218 --> 00:25:36,705
There's somebody in the kitchen.
429
00:25:36,755 --> 00:25:40,055
Archie, what's going on?
It's Archie?
430
00:25:41,972 --> 00:25:43,486
What are you shouting about?
431
00:25:43,536 --> 00:25:45,910
I didn't think he would be here.
You said he wouldn't be here.
432
00:25:45,960 --> 00:25:49,224
He's standing there with a knife.
What are you doing with a knife?
433
00:25:49,274 --> 00:25:52,569
Cutting a shoelace. It's a bread
knife. We don't have a shoelace one.
434
00:25:52,619 --> 00:25:57,145
It's OK. Em, have you seen who's
here? Yeah, we said hello already.
435
00:25:57,195 --> 00:26:01,028
I'm not gonna say
that you've grown, but you have.
436
00:26:01,078 --> 00:26:02,633
It's good to see you.
How's things?
437
00:26:02,683 --> 00:26:04,945
How's school?
Which way have you gone?
438
00:26:04,995 --> 00:26:06,827
The restaurant we're going to is
fairly smart,
439
00:26:06,877 --> 00:26:11,071
so if you want to get ready, we need
to be leaving in about half an hour.
440
00:26:11,121 --> 00:26:13,420
Are you coming along? No. It's a
fish restaurant.
441
00:26:13,470 --> 00:26:16,545
He hates fish. You hate it, don't
you? It's pointless, he hates fish.
442
00:26:16,595 --> 00:26:18,218
Me and the dog'll look after each
other.
443
00:26:18,268 --> 00:26:21,446
Archie, can you come and give me a
hand?
444
00:26:21,496 --> 00:26:23,466
It's good to see you.
445
00:26:23,579 --> 00:26:25,105
You can come if you want.
446
00:26:25,155 --> 00:26:26,914
I don't want.
447
00:26:26,964 --> 00:26:29,751
OK, well, there's
pizza in the fridge and beer.
448
00:26:29,801 --> 00:26:32,121
Ooh, who said that? Archie!
449
00:26:38,416 --> 00:26:41,296
Oh, my God. Yeah, close the door.
450
00:26:45,625 --> 00:26:48,855
Do you know what
Daisy just told me?
451
00:26:49,043 --> 00:26:52,225
Do you mean - Archie's dropped out
of school.
452
00:26:52,275 --> 00:26:55,529
Hasn't been going since Christmas.
Took zero GCSEs.
453
00:26:55,579 --> 00:26:57,225
What? Yeah.
454
00:26:57,275 --> 00:27:00,365
And Ollie wouldn't let her call us.
455
00:27:02,114 --> 00:27:03,385
No.
456
00:27:03,717 --> 00:27:07,285
He probably thought we'd gloat,
which we would.
457
00:27:07,335 --> 00:27:09,643
Oh, come on. Private education
fails.
458
00:27:09,693 --> 00:27:13,209
We'd have a field day. No, we're
friends first.
459
00:27:13,259 --> 00:27:18,659
It's crazy - I deal with school
refusers and you're a teacher.
460
00:27:19,658 --> 00:27:21,479
Maybe we'll talk about it
later.
461
00:27:21,529 --> 00:27:24,129
Yeah, maybe...not tonight eh?
462
00:27:24,651 --> 00:27:25,641
Why not?
463
00:27:27,335 --> 00:27:28,745
Oh, yeah, maybe.
464
00:27:28,980 --> 00:27:31,230
I don't know. Let's see.
465
00:27:32,301 --> 00:27:35,111
I'm just going to find an iron.
466
00:27:35,283 --> 00:27:36,283
OK.
467
00:27:39,967 --> 00:27:45,157
The truth is...I needed a moment
to take in Ollie's news...
468
00:27:45,842 --> 00:27:49,467
..because, let's be clear,
Ollie told me.
469
00:27:50,503 --> 00:27:53,751
He didn't tell anyone else,
he told me
470
00:27:53,801 --> 00:27:56,393
and you've just heard
how proud he is...
471
00:27:56,443 --> 00:27:59,277
..so that means
he wanted me to know for a reason.
472
00:27:59,327 --> 00:28:04,225
And maybe, just maybe, he was
looking to the future
473
00:28:04,275 --> 00:28:07,479
and letting me know that,
from that moment on,
474
00:28:07,529 --> 00:28:10,588
I would have to be there for Daisy.
475
00:28:10,638 --> 00:28:12,888
Looking out for her and...
476
00:28:15,556 --> 00:28:16,835
..you know.
477
00:28:21,313 --> 00:28:24,145
Because I can remember those times
with Daisy from 20 years ago
478
00:28:24,195 --> 00:28:26,235
like they just happened.
479
00:28:29,315 --> 00:28:30,515
She was so...
480
00:28:31,797 --> 00:28:33,181
...so
481
00:28:33,900 --> 00:28:35,130
...just lovely.
482
00:28:35,180 --> 00:28:36,595
Just lovely.
483
00:28:41,001 --> 00:28:44,021
And I was a pretty experienced guy.
484
00:28:46,051 --> 00:28:47,825
But, er...
485
00:28:48,281 --> 00:28:50,461
Kissing Daisy was amazing.
486
00:28:58,977 --> 00:29:02,837
It's like she was pure,
but still available.
487
00:29:12,617 --> 00:29:14,918
Not easy, though.
No, God, no. No, no, no.
488
00:29:14,968 --> 00:29:17,638
No, she knew how to handle me.
489
00:29:27,113 --> 00:29:28,200
Yeah.
490
00:29:30,156 --> 00:29:32,265
I can conjure up our intimate
moments just like that.
491
00:29:32,315 --> 00:29:35,615
Just like that, drop of a hat,
cos...
492
00:29:37,394 --> 00:29:38,574
..well...
493
00:29:39,909 --> 00:29:45,379
Well, how can you say that two
people are meant to be together?
494
00:29:46,325 --> 00:29:47,325
You can't.
495
00:29:48,542 --> 00:29:52,332
You can't say it's written in the
stars...
496
00:29:53,761 --> 00:29:56,991
..but when you feel it,
you feel it.
497
00:30:00,523 --> 00:30:04,313
And, then, what does that do
to me and Em?
498
00:30:04,791 --> 00:30:08,320
Because Em is my wife, you know.
499
00:30:08,907 --> 00:30:10,667
For better or worse.
500
00:30:10,876 --> 00:30:12,777
For richer or poorer.
501
00:30:12,827 --> 00:30:17,387
And it's like Ollie has given me
this terrible gift.
502
00:30:22,033 --> 00:30:27,059
Then I started thinking, I wonder
if he's setting us some mind games?
503
00:30:27,109 --> 00:30:29,465
Because Daisy has feelings for me
too, she does.
504
00:30:29,515 --> 00:30:34,217
Why would she call last night
and tell me she has something to
tell me when she sees me?
505
00:30:34,267 --> 00:30:36,075
And what is it?
506
00:30:37,500 --> 00:30:40,100
My head was just full of her.
507
00:30:49,531 --> 00:30:51,431
The thought occurred...
508
00:30:55,671 --> 00:30:58,971
A quickie thought. What do you
reckon?
509
00:31:28,588 --> 00:31:31,888
And then I told her about the
tumour.
510
00:31:35,176 --> 00:31:38,091
Don't say anything. Of course not.
511
00:31:38,141 --> 00:31:40,510
Well, unless they do.
512
00:31:41,225 --> 00:31:42,785
No, they won't.
513
00:31:42,835 --> 00:31:47,549
Ollie doesn't wanna talk about it
and Daisy doesn't know yet.
514
00:31:47,599 --> 00:31:50,756
What do you mean, she doesn't know?
He hasn't told her.
515
00:31:50,806 --> 00:31:52,566
He hasn't... How...?
516
00:31:53,035 --> 00:31:56,475
How can he not have told her?
I dunno.
517
00:31:56,561 --> 00:31:58,505
Look, I'm sure
he's got his reasons.
518
00:31:58,555 --> 00:32:00,595
And what would they be?
519
00:32:00,867 --> 00:32:02,137
I don't know.
520
00:32:02,947 --> 00:32:07,346
Maybe he wants to wait until
he knows how long he's got.
521
00:32:07,396 --> 00:32:09,545
Look, I'm not sure. I didn't really
hear him, OK.
522
00:32:09,595 --> 00:32:13,863
He either said she doesn't know
or he doesn't want her to know.
523
00:32:13,913 --> 00:32:16,068
I don't know. He doesn't wanna talk
about it.
524
00:32:16,118 --> 00:32:19,105
How are you guys doing up there?
Two ticks, mate, just coming.
525
00:32:19,155 --> 00:32:22,105
Ian? What? She can't not be told.
526
00:32:22,835 --> 00:32:26,040
What does that mean? If Ollie won't
tell her, then we have to.
527
00:32:26,090 --> 00:32:28,047
No.
528
00:32:28,097 --> 00:32:29,220
Em, don't.
529
00:32:33,301 --> 00:32:34,909
In my mind, the restaurant's just
down the road,
530
00:32:34,959 --> 00:32:38,959
but on the map apparently
it's 20 miles away.
531
00:32:39,297 --> 00:32:41,155
Great dress.
532
00:32:42,936 --> 00:32:44,626
Come on, chop-chop.
533
00:32:53,591 --> 00:32:54,974
Ollie, slow down.
534
00:32:55,024 --> 00:33:00,074
I'm barely doing 60. I don't care,
it's blowy back here.
535
00:33:02,427 --> 00:33:04,985
That is the last time you buy a
sports car.
536
00:33:05,035 --> 00:33:08,832
You know, my dad used to drive a
Triumph stag. This could be his.
537
00:33:08,882 --> 00:33:11,802
What, the same model? No, the exact
same car.
538
00:33:11,852 --> 00:33:14,713
See that chip there? I remember it
from when I was a boy.
539
00:33:14,763 --> 00:33:17,585
That's why I bought it. Paid over
the odds but, you know.
540
00:33:17,635 --> 00:33:19,955
To sit where my dad sat...
541
00:33:21,567 --> 00:33:22,711
Ollie!
542
00:33:22,761 --> 00:33:24,642
Handles beautifully.
543
00:33:25,591 --> 00:33:27,701
Are you all right? Yeah.
544
00:33:27,988 --> 00:33:29,195
Yeah.
545
00:33:44,698 --> 00:33:48,683
OK, erm, what shall we kick off
with? White? Yeah, to start with.
546
00:33:48,733 --> 00:33:51,598
How about the New Zealand
Marlborough, please?
547
00:33:51,648 --> 00:33:53,334
Listen, let me treat you.
548
00:33:53,384 --> 00:33:56,385
Can we have a bottle of the Chablis
Grand Cru '92? Yes, of course.
549
00:33:56,435 --> 00:33:58,225
And the, erm...
550
00:33:58,835 --> 00:34:01,078
The Montrachet '83 please? Mm-hm.
551
00:34:01,128 --> 00:34:03,910
Can we have them both opened and
brought to the table on ice?
Of course.
552
00:34:03,960 --> 00:34:08,905
And also a bottle of the Chambertin.
Chambertin '72.
553
00:34:09,104 --> 00:34:10,556
Certainly.
554
00:34:13,301 --> 00:34:14,764
Christ almighty, Ollie.
555
00:34:14,814 --> 00:34:17,985
They don't know what they should be
charging. They've got oysters.
556
00:34:18,035 --> 00:34:20,876
Which ones? Their own natives and
Ardkinglas.
557
00:34:20,926 --> 00:34:23,273
Shall we order a dozen of each?
Uh-huh.
558
00:34:23,323 --> 00:34:27,910
Do you guys like oysters?
No, not for me, thanks. Yeah, sure.
559
00:34:27,960 --> 00:34:30,656
Sorry, do you want to find your own
entertainment for this evening?
560
00:34:30,706 --> 00:34:34,360
Maybe talk amongst yourselves.
Ian! Ian! They're staring.
561
00:34:34,410 --> 00:34:36,520
Yeah, at the menu board.
562
00:34:43,955 --> 00:34:46,120
Can someone help me out, please?
563
00:34:46,170 --> 00:34:48,207
Sorry. Sorry. Misunderstanding.
564
00:34:48,257 --> 00:34:50,475
Sorry. Cheers.
565
00:34:54,610 --> 00:34:57,070
- It's nice.
- Yeah, it's good.
566
00:34:58,967 --> 00:35:02,040
It's not the New Zealand
Marlborough...
567
00:35:02,090 --> 00:35:03,640
...but it's good.
568
00:35:03,877 --> 00:35:05,065
It looked fine to me.
569
00:35:05,115 --> 00:35:07,240
- How's yours?
- Mm, fantastic.
570
00:35:07,290 --> 00:35:10,053
Ollie, steady with the drink.
You're driving. It's Friday night.
571
00:35:10,103 --> 00:35:12,006
The nearest policeman's in Ipswich.
572
00:35:12,056 --> 00:35:15,333
- Anyway, this wine actually defines
the special occasion. - Really?
573
00:35:15,383 --> 00:35:17,865
Yeah, we've got '72 -
the year of my birth,
574
00:35:17,915 --> 00:35:20,185
'83 - the last summer
I spent with my father,
575
00:35:20,235 --> 00:35:23,385
and then '92 - the year I met Ian.
576
00:35:23,530 --> 00:35:25,745
- Oh! Cheers!
- And Daisy.
577
00:35:25,795 --> 00:35:29,065
No, I'm '93. Oh.
That comes later, maybe.
578
00:35:29,115 --> 00:35:32,920
Meanwhile, here's to old friends and
a great weekend.
579
00:35:32,970 --> 00:35:35,517
Old friends and a great
weekend.
580
00:35:35,567 --> 00:35:36,737
Oh, and the bet.
581
00:35:36,787 --> 00:35:39,519
May the best man win, which isn't
happening at the moment.
582
00:35:39,569 --> 00:35:41,390
The bet? What...?
583
00:35:41,945 --> 00:35:44,405
What does he mean? What bet?
584
00:35:47,595 --> 00:35:49,907
Ollie, do us a favour. Tell Em what
you're talking about
585
00:35:49,957 --> 00:35:52,546
and what the origins of this are.
It's cool.
586
00:35:52,596 --> 00:35:54,575
OK, well, it was, er...
587
00:35:54,625 --> 00:35:58,863
My mum was throwing a party, wasn't
it? Mm. For our graduation. Yeah.
588
00:35:58,913 --> 00:36:01,745
It was, yeah, she was just
showing me off to her friends.
589
00:36:01,795 --> 00:36:06,145
He'd just got a first. Yeah, it was
all stockbrokers and their wives.
590
00:36:06,195 --> 00:36:09,105
Ghastly affair. Anyway, we're all
drinking to cope
591
00:36:09,155 --> 00:36:13,739
and I decided to hijack the event by
announcing my engagement to Daisy.
592
00:36:13,789 --> 00:36:15,985
Indeed, I'm actually already in my
preamble.
593
00:36:16,035 --> 00:36:18,225
Ian and Daisy are over by the pool.
594
00:36:18,275 --> 00:36:21,203
Drunk. Yeah, very drunk.
Very drunk.
595
00:36:21,253 --> 00:36:24,205
Could I have
everyone's attention, please?
596
00:36:24,255 --> 00:36:27,835
I only wish my father
was still with us.
597
00:36:27,968 --> 00:36:33,745
I would have liked him to have met
a very special person in my life...
598
00:36:33,795 --> 00:36:38,677
..because, this evening,
I plucked up the courage to ask...
599
00:36:38,727 --> 00:36:42,931
And, well, till death us do part...
600
00:36:45,262 --> 00:36:47,081
My, erm...
601
00:36:48,068 --> 00:36:49,585
Erm...
602
00:36:50,145 --> 00:36:53,030
My good friend Ian.
603
00:36:54,107 --> 00:36:58,385
Who's er...spurred me on
through college
604
00:36:58,797 --> 00:37:04,465
and has agreed to take part in
a yearly best of three contest.
605
00:37:04,515 --> 00:37:07,406
A triathlon, to honour and
commemorate
606
00:37:07,456 --> 00:37:10,429
the wonderful times
we've shared at college.
607
00:37:10,479 --> 00:37:15,745
So, please, a round of applause,
for Ian Goade.
608
00:37:18,684 --> 00:37:19,757
Well done.
609
00:37:19,807 --> 00:37:22,735
And then my mom said
she'd put up the money,
610
00:37:22,785 --> 00:37:24,486
so it's more of a wager than a bet.
611
00:37:24,536 --> 00:37:27,366
The money's not important. We can
forget about the money.
612
00:37:27,416 --> 00:37:28,954
It's beating you,
that's what counts.
613
00:37:29,004 --> 00:37:32,094
I'll tell you what is really funny.
614
00:37:32,792 --> 00:37:38,273
I have heard this story I don't
know how many times, so many times,
615
00:37:38,323 --> 00:37:43,241
and he has never mentioned
the engagement, the throwing up,
616
00:37:43,291 --> 00:37:46,399
or the prize money.
Why dilute the moment?
617
00:37:46,449 --> 00:37:49,679
So it's just me praising you, is it?
618
00:37:53,651 --> 00:37:56,190
To round off the story, this is
the news I was going to tell you -
619
00:37:56,240 --> 00:38:00,025
Ollie and I are finally
getting married, next month.
620
00:38:00,075 --> 00:38:04,171
Oh, that's wonderful. Champagne!
No, Ollie! No more drink.
621
00:38:04,221 --> 00:38:07,701
If you don't want Champagne, don't
tell people we're getting married.
622
00:38:07,751 --> 00:38:11,681
I'll just make sure
he only gets one bottle.
623
00:38:11,959 --> 00:38:13,261
Gosh.
624
00:38:14,528 --> 00:38:15,545
Oh.
625
00:38:15,925 --> 00:38:17,965
So she does know, then?
626
00:38:18,336 --> 00:38:20,891
This is the woman who said
she would never get married.
627
00:38:20,941 --> 00:38:23,245
Didn't want to, didn't need to.
628
00:38:23,295 --> 00:38:27,575
But now, for financial,
legal reasons, here we go,
629
00:38:27,944 --> 00:38:29,445
cos Ollie's dying.
630
00:38:29,495 --> 00:38:31,955
Why not talk about it, then?
631
00:38:32,476 --> 00:38:34,543
I told her about Mum today,
632
00:38:34,593 --> 00:38:38,122
which is inevitably
about cancer and tumours,
633
00:38:38,172 --> 00:38:44,062
and she was really lovely, but
I didn't feel like I'd hit a nerve.
634
00:38:47,155 --> 00:38:52,345
So what, it's eat, drink
and be merry, for tomorrow we die?
635
00:39:02,275 --> 00:39:02,425
+
636
00:39:04,445 --> 00:39:07,749
Ollie, thanks for that, really.
It was so generous.
637
00:39:07,799 --> 00:39:10,325
It was a pleasure. It was such a
lovely dinner.
638
00:39:10,375 --> 00:39:12,400
Any time, honestly. Ollie -
639
00:39:12,450 --> 00:39:15,644
The Leith police summarily and
arbitrarily dismisseth us.
640
00:39:15,694 --> 00:39:18,047
I'm fine to drive. You've had
way too much to drink.
641
00:39:18,097 --> 00:39:20,627
We'll get a cab. From where?
642
00:39:20,713 --> 00:39:22,710
Darling, they don't have taxis out
here.
643
00:39:22,760 --> 00:39:25,292
Safe as houses at night, you can see
the headlights. Get in.
644
00:39:25,342 --> 00:39:27,906
I'll take it easy, I promise.
645
00:39:27,956 --> 00:39:30,206
Em, in the front with me?
646
00:39:30,873 --> 00:39:33,737
Ian, get in the back.
Come on.
647
00:39:41,540 --> 00:39:43,113
Move over.
648
00:39:54,695 --> 00:39:56,978
I had the oysters, by the way.
649
00:39:57,028 --> 00:40:01,682
They're quite nice, if you like
hawked up phlegm in sea water.
650
00:40:01,732 --> 00:40:05,255
I don't want you to feel like
I'm hiding things from you,
651
00:40:05,305 --> 00:40:07,310
but I don't want you missing out
either,
652
00:40:07,360 --> 00:40:10,276
because each piece of information
matters.
653
00:40:10,326 --> 00:40:15,481
So...why hadn't I told Em about
Daisy being sick in the pool?
654
00:40:15,531 --> 00:40:19,251
Well, with Ollie
obviously otherwise engaged,
655
00:40:19,998 --> 00:40:22,248
Daisy needed looking after.
656
00:40:22,305 --> 00:40:26,889
So I did what any other friend
would.
657
00:40:28,630 --> 00:40:34,450
She had sick all down her, so I
couldn't just leave her like that.
658
00:40:53,769 --> 00:40:56,509
And she wasn't that out of it.
659
00:41:11,147 --> 00:41:15,077
Some memories get spoiled
when you share them.
660
00:41:35,909 --> 00:41:38,005
I switch off, I have to.
661
00:41:38,055 --> 00:41:40,931
I hear horrendous things sometimes
so, when court adjourns, that's it.
662
00:41:40,981 --> 00:41:44,085
I don't think about it again
until I'm back in court.
663
00:41:44,135 --> 00:41:46,165
That's what you have to do.
I know, I know.
664
00:41:46,215 --> 00:41:49,091
You can't get emotionally involved
with clients, it's the pits.
665
00:41:49,141 --> 00:41:52,051
You're right, but it feels like
you ought to get involved.
666
00:41:52,101 --> 00:41:56,180
The moment you do, you can't help
them as much. Yeah.
667
00:41:56,230 --> 00:41:58,405
Music? Yeah, why not?
668
00:41:58,982 --> 00:42:00,952
Sorry. It's all right.
669
00:42:02,716 --> 00:42:06,646
Do you want me to get it?
You're all right.
670
00:42:07,584 --> 00:42:09,415
It's...
671
00:43:07,652 --> 00:43:09,362
Ian, we're home.
672
00:43:14,801 --> 00:43:17,971
Just you and me now.
As it was meant to be.
673
00:43:18,021 --> 00:43:19,935
No-one else.
674
00:43:36,336 --> 00:43:39,636
Ooh, looks like we have
another guest.
675
00:43:40,347 --> 00:43:41,485
Darling?
676
00:43:42,646 --> 00:43:45,045
Have you seen this?
This is like Hansel and Gretel.
677
00:43:45,095 --> 00:43:47,285
Aw! Daisy, we're here.
678
00:43:47,335 --> 00:43:49,335
We have a visitor.
679
00:43:50,695 --> 00:43:53,685
Ian. Ian, we're home.
680
00:43:53,735 --> 00:43:57,045
Oh, no. I do like being with you.
681
00:43:57,095 --> 00:43:59,208
Oh, my God!
Do you know who that is?
682
00:43:59,258 --> 00:44:01,125
It's Milo. Milo!
683
00:44:01,359 --> 00:44:03,949
I couldn't stay away. Milo, hello!
684
00:44:03,999 --> 00:44:05,805
It's Milo, one of Daisy's clients.
685
00:44:05,855 --> 00:44:08,325
- I think I told Ian
he might be coming. - OK.
686
00:44:08,375 --> 00:44:11,815
It's so good to see you.
Look at you!
687
00:44:16,332 --> 00:44:18,285
It's so good to see you.
688
00:44:18,335 --> 00:44:21,005
I didn't think you'd make it.
689
00:44:21,373 --> 00:44:23,405
Oh, it's so great.
690
00:44:23,981 --> 00:44:26,021
Hope I'm still invited.
691
00:44:26,100 --> 00:44:28,245
Of course you are.
692
00:44:28,295 --> 00:44:30,545
You don't need an invite.
693
00:44:38,921 --> 00:44:41,135
Ian, tennis, round two.
694
00:44:42,193 --> 00:44:45,933
This is a triathlon.
We're meant to test ourselves
against each other physically.
695
00:44:45,983 --> 00:44:49,310
You enjoyed it. You enjoyed him
leaning on you. You fancied him.
696
00:44:49,360 --> 00:44:50,944
- Come here. Come here.
- Get off me.
697
00:44:50,994 --> 00:44:55,254
Spare a thought for Ollie, as he
didn't like this guy being around.
698
00:44:55,304 --> 00:44:57,414
Where's your wife, Milo?
699
00:44:58,690 --> 00:45:00,470
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