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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,200 --> 00:00:09,900 Some murders take seconds... 2 00:00:10,185 --> 00:00:13,674 Others take minutes... 3 00:00:14,216 --> 00:00:17,603 Some murders take hours... 4 00:00:18,100 --> 00:00:18,840 Now... 5 00:00:19,500 --> 00:00:20,500 this murder... 6 00:00:21,300 --> 00:00:24,267 takes YEARS! 7 00:00:26,700 --> 00:00:30,000 It began as a nuisance 8 00:00:30,350 --> 00:00:31,400 Ouch! What the... 9 00:00:36,110 --> 00:00:38,700 It became a menace 10 00:00:38,900 --> 00:00:40,269 Get out of my house! 11 00:00:40,600 --> 00:00:43,100 What the f*ck is wrong with you!? 12 00:00:44,570 --> 00:00:45,400 Now... 13 00:00:45,440 --> 00:00:50,490 Forensic Pathologist Jack Cucchiaio is running for his life... 14 00:00:51,500 --> 00:00:55,940 Lunatic has been attacking me all night He's just broken into my house and... 15 00:00:56,300 --> 00:00:59,200 I need a squad car here right now! 16 00:01:01,620 --> 00:01:04,710 Ok, this might sound ridiculous, but he's got a 17 00:01:04,711 --> 00:01:07,800 spoon but it hurts like hell! And.. and I... 18 00:01:08,400 --> 00:01:10,500 H... Hello? Hello? 19 00:01:11,000 --> 00:01:13,600 If you'd like to make a call, please hang up and try again. 20 00:01:14,400 --> 00:01:15,200 F*ck! 21 00:01:25,700 --> 00:01:28,591 The strange man has been attacking me with a spoon... 22 00:01:29,500 --> 00:01:31,300 He's haunting me like... oh... everywhere... 23 00:01:31,301 --> 00:01:33,100 and... and it... Baby... 24 00:01:33,135 --> 00:01:35,200 Did you say spoon? 25 00:01:35,600 --> 00:01:37,500 Oh I just want my life back! 26 00:01:43,800 --> 00:01:46,500 You need professional help, Jack... 27 00:01:46,800 --> 00:01:48,500 Get the hell out of here! 28 00:01:48,800 --> 00:01:51,000 I'm sorry Jack, but there's just no way to 29 00:01:51,001 --> 00:01:53,200 determine that these wounds aren't self-inflicted. 30 00:01:53,600 --> 00:01:56,000 They are not self-inflicted! 31 00:01:58,500 --> 00:02:00,327 You need the evidence, Jack... 32 00:02:12,800 --> 00:02:16,237 Get away from me! Get away from me! 33 00:02:39,800 --> 00:02:43,800 I've travelled 10.000 miles, I'll pay any price! 34 00:02:44,100 --> 00:02:46,500 Just tell me what this means? 35 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:54,000 The mark of a Genosage! Nothing can stop the Genosage... 36 00:02:56,300 --> 00:03:01,300 the Genosage will never stop... 37 00:03:01,500 --> 00:03:08,500 until you are... ...DEAD! 38 00:03:24,800 --> 00:03:30,159 It will follow you to the ends of the earth! 39 00:03:54,000 --> 00:03:58,800 What would you do? You can't escape! 40 00:03:59,900 --> 00:04:02,148 You can't stop it! 41 00:04:03,760 --> 00:04:06,100 You can't kill it! 42 00:04:13,634 --> 00:04:17,315 It will find you! 43 00:04:18,220 --> 00:04:24,613 It will catch you! It will hit you! 44 00:04:25,200 --> 00:04:32,200 With a spoon! Again, and again, and again... 45 00:04:33,800 --> 00:04:37,300 and again, and again, and again... and again, 46 00:04:37,301 --> 00:04:40,800 and again, and again... (oh so tired, lol) 47 00:05:37,000 --> 00:05:43,400 The spoon thunders down with relentless merciness, soul shattering fury 48 00:05:43,700 --> 00:05:46,900 Pounding and bounding and bounding, shuffle 49 00:05:46,901 --> 00:05:50,100 soft spots into your skull until it cracks! 50 00:05:50,400 --> 00:05:52,900 I feel like I'm losing my mind! 51 00:06:19,500 --> 00:06:25,100 Come on! Come on! Come on mother f*cker! 52 00:07:08,200 --> 00:07:09,500 Jack! 53 00:07:34,600 --> 00:07:38,000 A major motion picture event... 54 00:07:49,200 --> 00:07:51,900 over 12 years in the making... 55 00:07:52,600 --> 00:07:55,897 filmed on 5 continents... 56 00:07:57,000 --> 00:08:02,356 with a running time of over 9 hours! 57 00:08:03,900 --> 00:08:04,860 Perhaps... 58 00:08:05,200 --> 00:08:12,200 the most relentless murder in the history... of cinema. 59 00:08:28,000 --> 00:08:32,816 Chaotic Rampage American Pictures (C.R.A.P) Proudly presents... 60 00:09:56,340 --> 00:10:03,340 Can you endure 20.000 spoonfulls of terror? 61 00:10:04,434 --> 00:10:09,904 Coming... slowly... ...to a theater near you! 62 00:10:09,905 --> 00:10:11,105 _english subtitle by rast20_4501

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