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Ah... ohh!
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Wow!
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Okay.
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I think that's enough for now.
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- Are you okay?
- I'm better than okay.
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I'm A-okay. Okay.
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Thank you for your time and...
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your leg.
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Are y... are you bleeding?
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What?
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Oh, this? Ha!
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Look at that.
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Later, crocodile.
After a while, alligator.
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Neither of those are right. Okay, bye!
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synced and corrected by susinz
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Okay, party people,
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let's get krunk on U.S. Geography!
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Who can name the capital
of our great nation?
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Sorry I'm late.
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I had to go to the doctor.
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For your...
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- Eye.
- Right.
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Take a seat.
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Okay, where were we?
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Capital of the United States.
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- Marcus.
- Texas?
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No. But they like to think so.
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Anyone else?
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Ugh. I know, Henry.
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It's a real head-scratcher, huh?
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They won't stop itching.
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Who won't stop itching?
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The little white friends
who live in my hair.
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Those aren't your friends, Henry.
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Those are lice!
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He brought lice into my classroom!
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If anyone asks, we've never associated.
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You stay the hell away from me.
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The only logical solution
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is to burn your room to the ground.
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Ms. Snap, I sent Henry
back to your classroom.
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What? Why?
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Mavis, tell her about the thing.
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The district has adopted a new policy:
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"Live and Let Lice"
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which states that children
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can no longer be sent
home for having lice.
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They say it punishes the dirt bags.
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Sorry... Lower income families.
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- You can't do this!
- As long as Henry
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stays away from the other kids,
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the lice are like
my high school girlfriend:
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they won't spread.
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You just had your sexual
harassment training
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- this morning.
- Yeah. I felt attacked.
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Oh, Brent. Did you get my proposal
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for an after-school yoga club?
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And That is my cue to leave.
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Nice talking to you ladies.
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Oh! Paw!
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When did you first notice the lice?
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About 30 minutes ago.
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- What's that?
- My lice preparedness kit.
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I'm already pregnant.
The last thing I need
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is another parasite.
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What are you doing, Mary Louise?
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I'm so horny!
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That's my girl!
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I have been waiting for this moment.
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I knew there was a fire burning
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in those loins of yours.
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It makes it sound like
she has gonorrhea.
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I'm still not having sex until marriage.
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I'm just horny.
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Mary Louise, there is
not just sex or no sex.
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That is black and white thinking.
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You need to be exploring the grey.
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All fifty shades of it. Mmm!
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I made this for you in anticipation
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of this momentous occasion.
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This tiny rectangle contains
a wealth of sexual knowledge
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accumulated over a lifetime.
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Bon appetite.
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She's made us all watch it.
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I would avoid the anal section.
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My no-no rose is off-limits,
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but... that's just me.
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Congratulations, Mary Louise.
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If you're watching this,
it means you have
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finally opened your mind
to the wonderful world
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of sexual exploration!
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Let's start with the basics.
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Kissing, titty clamps,
and double-penetration.
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I gotta go see Pastor Ted.
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Hey. I need to drop off
some pipe cleaners
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for my lesson later today.
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Okay.
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Can I ask you something?
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- Sure.
- How is driving?
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- What?
- Driving.
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How hard for you would you say it is?
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Cecelia, did you just learn English?
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Here's the thing.
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I got myself in a bit of a pickle.
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Deb made me her second-in-command
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to take her to the hospital
in case she goes into labor
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while Damien has rehearsal or a gig
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or is watching "Ghost Hunters."
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But there's one little problem.
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- What's that?
- I can't drive.
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Oh... that explains
the ice storm biking.
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I was hoping you could teach me?
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I'd be happy to. I love helping people
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learn to adhere to rules.
I can do it on my free period.
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Oh, that'd be wonderful.
Good karma's coming your way.
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Ugh. I totally believe that.
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One time, I donated
a monogrammed charm bracelet
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to the Salvation Army,
and my ex-boyfriend
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ended up buying it and giving
it to me for my birthday.
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- Aw, that is karma.
- I wasn't finished.
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I broke up with him for shopping for me
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at the Salvation Army.
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Now, that's karma.
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This looks like a Dexter kill room.
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Diego, you are way
too young for "Dexter."
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Plus, that finale was abysmal.
Try "The Wire."
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Guys, everything is going to be okay
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as long as we protect
ourselves from these bugs.
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But aren't bugs
good for the environment?
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These are not
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the good kind.
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These are the kind
that gnaw on your scalp
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like it's a turkey leg at a Ren Faire.
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Now, put on your ponchos.
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A storm's a-comin'.
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Okay, now that we've
wet wiped the console,
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we can put on our driving slippers.
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- Oh, I don't have those.
- Not to worry.
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I have a spare pair for you right here.
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Please place your... Birkenstocks
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in this bag...
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I'll give them back to you
at the end of the lesson.
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Or, if you suddenly decide
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that they're unprofessional
for teaching,
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I can always dispose of them for you.
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- Is this a new car?
- Thank you for asking.
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It's a Chrysler Pacifica Hybrid.
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It's the last big purchase I made
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before I became destitute two weeks ago.
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Let's start with an easy maneuver.
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Just put the car in drive,
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coast forward, and stop
at the end of the lot.
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Ha.
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Okay. You can take it
easy with the braking.
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You don't need to brake until
we get to the end of the lot.
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Cecilia! Stop braking!
You're gonna make me sick!
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Should I switch gears?
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- Watch out!
- Oh!
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Doops!
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Peas and rice!
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- You almost hit me!
- Sorry!
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Caroline's teaching me how to drive.
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This is retribution
for calling Martha Stewart
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- a criminal, isn't it?
- What? No!
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I wasn't even driving.
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And she did her time.
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Thanks for seeing me, Pastor Ted.
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What's nippin' at ya, Mary Louise?
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You seem burdened.
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Well, I'm in a relationship now,
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and I'm waiting until marriage
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to... you know.
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Do the sex.
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Yes.
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But there's other things I wanna do
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with my man friend, and I
feel like I'm not allowed.
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You're not.
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Okay.
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And I don't want to challenge tradition.
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It's just...
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I see a future with him,
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and my feelings are... really strong.
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Really... really strong.
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Like I'm gonna explode.
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Like literally,
my blood and guts... puu!
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I'm dying here.
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Yeah, I'm picking up everything
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you're puttin' down, champ,
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but rules is rules.
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No sex before marriage
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includes everything...
hand jobs, foot jobs,
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rim jobs, no jobs.
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You gotta consider yourself
unemployed sexually.
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That's the way it is.
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- Seriously?
- Yeah.
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And some'll tell ya
the butt is a loophole,
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but unfortunately...
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it's just a hole.
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Uh-huh...
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You see, God put all of
this sexual energy
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in your body,
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but he doesn't want you to act on it.
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I suppose it's just another one of his
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great mysteries.
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So what do I do?
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I think you have to find
a non-sexual way to
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burn off that energy.
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Just out of curiosity,
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do you have a photo of this guy?
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- Mm-hmm.
- Yeah? Oh, great.
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Oh, yeah. Wow.
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He, uh...
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Could you email this photo?
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So I can pray for him.
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Oh.
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Okay. That took way too long, Carl.
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You're what we call a calculator person.
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Just use one from now on.
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Why does Henry have to live in a cage?
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It's not a cage. It's a private lounge.
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Henry has tiny, nasty little
vermin Airbnb-ing his scalp.
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He needs to stay away from us
so we don't get what he's got.
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Comprende?
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- Gimme!
- Marcus.
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- Stop taunting Henry!
- I want that candy bar!
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Ah-ah...
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No!
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You're all gonna get it!
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Stay back, Carl. I'll protect you.
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I couldn't stop scratching all night.
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Me either. I'm exhausted!
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They're like zombies.
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Scratchers.
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Listen, Mavis. I know you hate me
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for not acknowledging
your existence, etcetera,
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but we need to send
these infected kids home now.
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We've got scratchers everywhere!
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I already explained
the new policy to you.
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Okay, you're not hearing me,
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so once again, I'm going to ignore you.
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Where's Brent? I can't live like this.
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You'll survive just like you did in 2012
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when you had crabs.
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HIPAA, Mavis!
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And there was an upside to that.
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It drove me to get my first Brazilian.
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Now, tell Brent I wanna talk to him.
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He's busy.
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Ooh... ah...
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He's doing Capoeria in his office.
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He doesn't have time for you,
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you Dollar Store Lara Flynn Boyle!
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Oh, oh, must keep climbing!
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Must bike fasterrrrr!
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Aaaaaaahhhh!
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Okay, this time we'll work on parking.
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Easy peasy, since my
award-winning Pacifica
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has park assist. Just put it in reverse,
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and the front and rear
sensors will help guide you.
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Like this?
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Excellent work. In no time,
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you'll be like a normal person.
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Now, step on the brakes. Stop.
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Put it in drive, and it'll back in.
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00:11:08,354 --> 00:11:09,655
Ohhhh!
266
00:11:11,683 --> 00:11:13,210
Is this because I deleted
267
00:11:13,235 --> 00:11:15,124
"The Property Brothers" from your DVR?
268
00:11:15,149 --> 00:11:17,302
No, I... You did what?
269
00:11:17,303 --> 00:11:19,704
I don't like how you watch that
show with your mouth open!
270
00:11:19,772 --> 00:11:21,739
It's not my fault two brothers together
271
00:11:21,808 --> 00:11:23,007
form the perfect man.
272
00:11:23,076 --> 00:11:24,342
That's it, Care Bear.
273
00:11:24,410 --> 00:11:26,344
I'm teaching Cecelia how to drive.
274
00:11:26,513 --> 00:11:28,827
Consider yourself
relieved from your duties.
275
00:11:28,866 --> 00:11:31,415
Fine. But if anything
happens to the Pacif...
276
00:11:31,484 --> 00:11:33,317
I'm not gonna use the Pacifica.
277
00:11:33,386 --> 00:11:34,952
I know how you feel about this.
278
00:11:35,021 --> 00:11:37,038
You called out its name
while making love.
279
00:11:37,080 --> 00:11:38,530
I'll use my car.
280
00:11:44,186 --> 00:11:46,063
For the record, in my head,
281
00:11:46,232 --> 00:11:49,100
I was being taken in the Pacifica,
282
00:11:49,716 --> 00:11:51,163
not by the Pacifica.
283
00:12:00,113 --> 00:12:02,580
We finished our subtraction
problem, Ms. Bennigan.
284
00:12:02,649 --> 00:12:03,981
Just a couple more minutes.
285
00:12:04,050 --> 00:12:06,317
I gotta get the demons outta me.
286
00:12:06,386 --> 00:12:07,451
Aah!
287
00:12:08,655 --> 00:12:09,854
Aaah!
288
00:12:10,990 --> 00:12:12,186
Uhhh!
289
00:12:14,093 --> 00:12:16,827
Okay, guys, once you finish your math,
290
00:12:16,896 --> 00:12:18,968
move on to social studies.
291
00:12:19,014 --> 00:12:21,522
After social studies, it's free reading.
292
00:12:21,725 --> 00:12:24,772
After that, just... be creative.
293
00:12:25,342 --> 00:12:27,420
You're not coming back, are you?
294
00:12:28,616 --> 00:12:29,674
Of course I am.
295
00:12:31,218 --> 00:12:32,877
I'm just going on a supply run.
296
00:12:39,886 --> 00:12:43,387
I'm still... horny!
297
00:12:53,069 --> 00:12:55,349
- What are you doing here?
- What are you doing here?
298
00:12:55,374 --> 00:12:57,168
You're acting shifty.
299
00:12:57,236 --> 00:12:59,103
- Have you been infected?
- No.
300
00:13:00,139 --> 00:13:01,639
- Have you?
- No.
301
00:13:01,708 --> 00:13:03,307
How do I know you're telling the truth?
302
00:13:03,648 --> 00:13:05,100
How many people have you slept with?
303
00:13:05,350 --> 00:13:06,716
What does that have to do with anything?
304
00:13:06,784 --> 00:13:07,999
I don't know. I was just curious.
305
00:13:08,024 --> 00:13:09,788
Whatever. I'm trying
to get lice shampoo.
306
00:13:09,813 --> 00:13:11,733
These scratchers are not
gonna take me down.
307
00:13:11,758 --> 00:13:13,157
I'm here for the same thing.
308
00:13:13,182 --> 00:13:15,048
Maybe we should join forces.
309
00:13:15,755 --> 00:13:18,189
Fine. But if we get
recognized as heroes,
310
00:13:18,214 --> 00:13:19,757
I'm doing the interviews.
311
00:13:23,301 --> 00:13:24,725
Look what I got.
312
00:13:25,436 --> 00:13:26,969
It's from the lost and found!
313
00:13:27,038 --> 00:13:29,238
Carl, why are you wearing
someone else's hat
314
00:13:29,307 --> 00:13:30,796
when there's a lice outbreak?
315
00:13:42,069 --> 00:13:43,986
It's so itchy!
316
00:13:44,055 --> 00:13:45,358
Aaaah!
317
00:13:47,085 --> 00:13:50,139
Carl, find an empty classroom
and lock yourself in it.
318
00:13:50,164 --> 00:13:51,928
Do not come out until
the final bell rings.
319
00:13:51,996 --> 00:13:53,866
I can handle it. I'm not a little kid.
320
00:13:53,891 --> 00:13:56,391
Yes, you are! Now, go!
321
00:13:57,835 --> 00:13:59,889
They're everywhere. Here...
322
00:14:00,371 --> 00:14:01,897
Put this on.
323
00:14:01,922 --> 00:14:04,452
We've got to find a place to
ride out the rest of the day.
324
00:14:10,061 --> 00:14:12,343
I know it's wrong to act
on your sexual impulses but...
325
00:14:12,368 --> 00:14:14,482
- Aaah!
- Mary Louise! Uh...
326
00:14:14,507 --> 00:14:16,285
Mary Louise, what are you doing here?
327
00:14:16,354 --> 00:14:17,749
No! I'll come back later!
328
00:14:17,774 --> 00:14:19,106
It's not what you think.
329
00:14:19,244 --> 00:14:21,343
I'll see you at the pancake breakfast!
330
00:14:27,976 --> 00:14:29,616
This poncho is so unflattering.
331
00:14:29,884 --> 00:14:32,686
Try being front-loaded
with a tiny human.
332
00:14:33,378 --> 00:14:34,644
Shh!
333
00:14:34,893 --> 00:14:37,405
Did you hear that? If you listen,
334
00:14:37,781 --> 00:14:39,530
you can hear them scratching.
335
00:14:39,616 --> 00:14:41,007
- Hey, guys.
- Aah!
336
00:14:41,833 --> 00:14:43,265
Still lice-free.
337
00:14:43,290 --> 00:14:46,725
Carl! I just told you
to find an empty room!
338
00:14:48,022 --> 00:14:49,593
I can't with this kid.
339
00:14:51,366 --> 00:14:52,764
- Get out!
- Brent!
340
00:14:52,913 --> 00:14:54,124
They got me!
341
00:14:54,257 --> 00:14:56,499
My Propecia treatments...
342
00:14:56,805 --> 00:14:59,272
Brent's infected. We need to help him!
343
00:14:59,341 --> 00:15:00,741
No, Chelsea!
344
00:15:01,343 --> 00:15:02,976
The Brent you knew is gone.
345
00:15:03,045 --> 00:15:05,671
- No...
- We have to save ourselves.
346
00:15:10,033 --> 00:15:11,399
If Brent goes bald,
347
00:15:11,460 --> 00:15:13,527
no one is gonna want to bang him.
348
00:15:13,999 --> 00:15:16,700
He can't rely on his personality.
349
00:15:16,725 --> 00:15:18,889
- He's a total dick.
- I know.
350
00:15:19,577 --> 00:15:20,624
I know.
351
00:15:20,649 --> 00:15:22,975
And what do we do
when we see the red light?
352
00:15:23,054 --> 00:15:25,264
- We stop.
- And the yellow light?
353
00:15:25,289 --> 00:15:27,121
We slow down. We've been covering
354
00:15:27,146 --> 00:15:28,779
traffic lights for 20 minutes.
355
00:15:28,804 --> 00:15:30,070
I think I'm ready to drive.
356
00:15:30,138 --> 00:15:32,305
You're not. You almost
ran me over twice,
357
00:15:32,330 --> 00:15:33,530
for Peter's sake.
358
00:15:33,671 --> 00:15:35,491
It's good for you to just get used to
359
00:15:35,516 --> 00:15:37,304
being in a car,
360
00:15:37,330 --> 00:15:39,827
feeling the interior on your back,
361
00:15:39,993 --> 00:15:42,147
the floor beneath your feet.
362
00:15:42,524 --> 00:15:44,928
Just taking in your surroundings.
363
00:15:44,953 --> 00:15:46,653
It's kinda like meditating.
364
00:15:46,721 --> 00:15:48,688
We're encouraged
to take in the space around us
365
00:15:48,757 --> 00:15:50,054
before we close our eyes.
366
00:15:50,079 --> 00:15:53,764
Okay. Except we can't
close our eyes while driving.
367
00:15:57,666 --> 00:15:59,796
This is the safest I've felt all day.
368
00:15:59,821 --> 00:16:02,225
I finally feel like I can breathe again.
369
00:16:02,523 --> 00:16:03,688
Hi, Miss Snap.
370
00:16:03,713 --> 00:16:05,146
Carl, shut the door!
371
00:16:05,215 --> 00:16:07,815
You always do the dumbest things!
372
00:16:07,884 --> 00:16:09,383
- Miss Snap?
- Miss Snap?
373
00:16:09,718 --> 00:16:11,919
Ruuuuun!
374
00:16:51,678 --> 00:16:53,789
Leave it! We have to get to
the front office!
375
00:16:53,814 --> 00:16:56,381
That's the only place
we'll find sanctuary!
376
00:17:02,776 --> 00:17:04,943
Let us in! They're coming for us!
377
00:17:04,997 --> 00:17:06,229
Please, Mavis!
378
00:17:06,254 --> 00:17:08,154
The office is our only hope!
379
00:17:13,774 --> 00:17:15,240
Aah!
380
00:17:15,309 --> 00:17:17,209
Not gonna happen, you human ostrich.
381
00:17:17,278 --> 00:17:18,544
Aah! No!
382
00:17:18,612 --> 00:17:20,813
No, no, no, no, Mavis. Mavis!
383
00:17:20,889 --> 00:17:22,389
No... aahhhh!
384
00:17:22,449 --> 00:17:24,055
Oh...
385
00:17:24,836 --> 00:17:27,047
Hello, Green Apple!
386
00:17:31,759 --> 00:17:33,836
All right, I think we're ready.
387
00:17:34,094 --> 00:17:35,766
Let's put the car in drive.
388
00:17:35,888 --> 00:17:37,388
Will do.
389
00:17:39,903 --> 00:17:42,821
- Aah! They're coming!
- No, no, no, no!
390
00:17:46,074 --> 00:17:47,273
- Aah!
- Aah!
391
00:17:47,474 --> 00:17:50,242
- Care Bear!
- Oh! Oh, my Gaia!
392
00:17:50,311 --> 00:17:51,977
I am so sorry!
393
00:17:52,046 --> 00:17:53,438
Binky boo!
394
00:17:55,336 --> 00:17:57,149
Is this because I called LeAnn Rimes
395
00:17:57,218 --> 00:17:58,899
a reality star?
396
00:17:59,375 --> 00:18:01,375
She was a singer first.
397
00:18:01,644 --> 00:18:03,732
Caroline, are you okay?
398
00:18:07,027 --> 00:18:08,383
Lice!
399
00:18:08,450 --> 00:18:10,243
- Aah!
- Aah!
400
00:18:25,930 --> 00:18:27,363
I need to tell you something.
401
00:18:27,672 --> 00:18:29,461
Is it my cologne?
402
00:18:29,486 --> 00:18:31,352
Blake said it smells
like carpet cleaner.
403
00:18:31,377 --> 00:18:32,899
No, it's not that.
404
00:18:38,485 --> 00:18:40,118
I'm ready to do...
405
00:18:40,431 --> 00:18:41,830
more...
406
00:18:42,360 --> 00:18:43,662
with you.
407
00:18:44,782 --> 00:18:46,198
Where's this coming from?
408
00:18:46,578 --> 00:18:48,800
From the realization
that even the purest people
409
00:18:48,869 --> 00:18:50,736
can be complete animals.
410
00:18:51,493 --> 00:18:54,172
I love you. I'm ready to do
411
00:18:54,241 --> 00:18:55,586
more stuff with you.
412
00:18:55,873 --> 00:18:58,852
I do wanna have sex one day, but...
413
00:18:59,767 --> 00:19:01,172
not until we're married.
414
00:19:03,188 --> 00:19:06,063
I mean, I'm married
to... to someone or...
415
00:19:07,163 --> 00:19:08,500
whoever.
416
00:19:16,864 --> 00:19:19,235
Are you sure you're okay?
417
00:19:20,227 --> 00:19:22,133
Get back down there.
418
00:19:55,010 --> 00:19:56,867
Bitch got up!
419
00:19:57,035 --> 00:20:00,477
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