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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:37,527 --> 00:00:39,085 I get up every night 2 00:00:39,247 --> 00:00:40,999 at four in the morning to take a Ieak. 3 00:00:41,247 --> 00:00:43,158 You aII know how smaII my bladder is. 4 00:00:43,287 --> 00:00:45,960 But when I got back in bed, YoIanda was awake. 5 00:00:46,087 --> 00:00:49,363 Which is odd, because she never wakes up at night. 6 00:00:49,567 --> 00:00:52,320 So I ask her, ''Honey, are you okay?'' 7 00:00:52,487 --> 00:00:54,205 And she says, ''I'm a nervous wreck.'' 8 00:00:54,367 --> 00:00:57,245 ''Well, that's normal. I'm nervous too. 9 00:00:57,407 --> 00:00:59,398 We're worried about the wedding.'' 10 00:00:59,567 --> 00:01:00,920 Then she starts crying. 11 00:01:01,367 --> 00:01:03,517 So l hug her and kiss her, 12 00:01:03,687 --> 00:01:05,837 she hugs me and kIsses me back, 13 00:01:06,007 --> 00:01:07,360 and then I get aroused. 14 00:01:07,647 --> 00:01:11,196 We had decided not to have sex the week before the wedding, 15 00:01:11,367 --> 00:01:12,322 lIke a game, 16 00:01:12,647 --> 00:01:14,399 so we'd be dying for it 17 00:01:14,567 --> 00:01:17,035 and fuck Iike wiId animaIs on our wedding night. 18 00:01:17,207 --> 00:01:20,995 The point is she needed to Iet off some steam. 19 00:01:21,167 --> 00:01:24,523 So l stroke her, I kiss her, I start undressing her... 20 00:01:24,727 --> 00:01:27,116 but then she stops me and says, 21 00:01:27,407 --> 00:01:30,126 ''I'm sorry, Diego, I can't.'' 22 00:01:31,207 --> 00:01:33,084 ''You can't what?'', I ask. 23 00:01:34,287 --> 00:01:36,596 ''I've been thinking about things for months.'' 24 00:01:39,167 --> 00:01:40,964 ''What things?'' 25 00:01:41,527 --> 00:01:43,279 ''Our relationship,'' she says. 26 00:01:43,847 --> 00:01:46,759 ''Something isn't right. No, something has neverbeen right. 27 00:01:47,007 --> 00:01:50,079 We've looked the other way because we Iove each other 28 00:01:50,287 --> 00:01:52,482 and you know I can't stand hurting you. 29 00:01:52,687 --> 00:01:54,803 That's why, if I'm making this decIsion, 30 00:01:55,007 --> 00:01:56,759 it's because my mind is made up.'' 31 00:01:57,807 --> 00:01:58,717 Okay. 32 00:01:59,327 --> 00:02:02,558 Then she goes and says, ''Diego, I can't marry you. 33 00:02:02,967 --> 00:02:04,923 I can't. I don't want to.'' 34 00:02:08,087 --> 00:02:10,476 And I didn't cry... I didn't... 35 00:02:11,927 --> 00:02:14,760 Because I was convinced it wouId pass, 36 00:02:15,567 --> 00:02:18,479 that she'd change her mind and everything wouId be fine. 37 00:02:19,407 --> 00:02:21,762 So I didn't pressure her. I didn't. 38 00:02:22,007 --> 00:02:25,124 I was reasonabIe, understanding and I even consoIed her. 39 00:02:26,127 --> 00:02:29,756 Because she was such a mess. She crIed and cried. 40 00:02:30,887 --> 00:02:34,277 You'd think l was the one who had dumped her. 41 00:02:39,127 --> 00:02:41,960 We agreed she'd teII her guests and I'd teII mine. 42 00:02:42,687 --> 00:02:44,279 As you can see, that dIdn't work out. 43 00:02:46,207 --> 00:02:49,040 So I'm afraid I have to ask you to Ieave the church now, 44 00:02:49,207 --> 00:02:51,767 because I'd Iike a few minutes to myseIf. 45 00:02:52,967 --> 00:02:54,116 I'm okay. 46 00:02:54,927 --> 00:02:56,804 Thank you aII for comIng. 47 00:03:11,527 --> 00:03:12,880 Let it out, cousin. 48 00:03:13,247 --> 00:03:14,475 Cry if you need to. 49 00:03:15,727 --> 00:03:17,604 You're furious. Let it out. 50 00:03:18,167 --> 00:03:19,885 -She might show up. -Shut up. 51 00:03:20,327 --> 00:03:21,726 I don't want her to come... 52 00:03:25,087 --> 00:03:26,076 Yes, yes, yes. 53 00:03:27,927 --> 00:03:28,757 Better? 54 00:03:33,167 --> 00:03:35,840 -He's in bad shape. -Very bad. 55 00:03:38,767 --> 00:03:41,281 Don't get aII psychosomatic. I know you. 56 00:03:41,927 --> 00:03:44,077 It's okay. We're backing up our cousin. 57 00:03:44,367 --> 00:03:45,402 -Okay. -Fine. 58 00:03:45,567 --> 00:03:46,522 I'm okay. 59 00:03:49,407 --> 00:03:50,442 What are you doing? 60 00:03:50,607 --> 00:03:53,246 Don't take those in front of me. Give me those piIIs. 61 00:03:53,407 --> 00:03:54,203 No piIIs. 62 00:03:54,447 --> 00:03:56,119 -Give me my piIIs back. -Are you nuts? 63 00:03:56,247 --> 00:03:58,124 Stop whining about your piIIs. 64 00:03:58,287 --> 00:04:01,120 -Quit screwing around. -You want your piIIs? 65 00:04:01,287 --> 00:04:03,005 -You want them? -Yes, thank you. 66 00:04:03,167 --> 00:04:04,077 Fuck your piIIs! 67 00:04:04,247 --> 00:04:06,203 For God's sake, stop fIghting! 68 00:04:06,367 --> 00:04:07,846 I'm sick of you! 69 00:04:08,007 --> 00:04:09,565 -Sorry. -Sorry. 70 00:04:09,887 --> 00:04:11,605 Those damn piIIs... 71 00:04:12,327 --> 00:04:13,396 Jesus! 72 00:04:15,047 --> 00:04:17,197 Over my dead boner. 73 00:04:18,327 --> 00:04:22,798 I don't mean to make things worse, but I think you rushed into it. 74 00:04:22,967 --> 00:04:25,322 You didn't evaIuate the risk. Know what I mean? 75 00:04:25,487 --> 00:04:27,637 You picked your father's birthday to get marrIed. 76 00:04:27,807 --> 00:04:30,719 To honor his memory. Great, very commendabIe. 77 00:04:30,887 --> 00:04:33,765 You know what? Good. You saved yourseIf months, 78 00:04:33,967 --> 00:04:37,004 even years with a bimbo who'd have dumped you anyway. 79 00:04:37,167 --> 00:04:40,239 lt all comes down to this: She was on the rag, man. 80 00:04:40,647 --> 00:04:42,365 What are you taIking about? 81 00:04:42,687 --> 00:04:45,281 Are you thinking with your head or your ass? 82 00:04:45,447 --> 00:04:47,836 -With my heart. Right here. -Pride and fury, man. 83 00:04:47,967 --> 00:04:49,195 Where are you goIng? 84 00:04:49,367 --> 00:04:51,676 -I'II get To�a. -Sit down, damn it. 85 00:04:51,807 --> 00:04:53,718 I think we need some female InsIght. 86 00:04:53,847 --> 00:04:55,997 Forget It, this is between us. To�a can bIow me. 87 00:04:56,207 --> 00:04:57,560 -Excuse me. -What? 88 00:04:57,727 --> 00:05:00,844 To�a bIows onIy me. And with pIenty of Iove. 89 00:05:01,047 --> 00:05:02,275 He meant figurativeIy. 90 00:05:02,407 --> 00:05:04,238 -The things I have to put up with. -Just in case. 91 00:05:04,407 --> 00:05:08,116 You see how sweet cousin Rosie Iooks since she dumped her boyfriend? 92 00:05:08,247 --> 00:05:09,316 I never Iiked cousin RosIe. 93 00:05:09,487 --> 00:05:11,239 She's too sIeazy for you. 94 00:05:11,407 --> 00:05:14,479 You need a girl who's Ioving, lIke my To�a. I'll go get her. 95 00:05:14,647 --> 00:05:16,285 Look, I'II go get her 96 00:05:16,447 --> 00:05:19,519 and she'II bIow you right here where we had Sunday schooI. 97 00:05:19,647 --> 00:05:20,477 PIease... 98 00:05:20,767 --> 00:05:23,042 To�a bIows onIy me. 99 00:05:23,807 --> 00:05:27,163 Cousin Rosie. He means cousin Rosie. 100 00:05:27,527 --> 00:05:29,358 You're pushing it. 101 00:05:30,687 --> 00:05:32,166 Martina Martin Martin. 102 00:05:32,967 --> 00:05:35,845 She's the reaI reason you picked today. 103 00:05:36,207 --> 00:05:37,526 MartIna who? 104 00:05:37,847 --> 00:05:41,044 Martin Martin. She spent summers in the viIIage. 105 00:05:41,687 --> 00:05:44,121 You were madIy in Iove with her. 106 00:05:44,287 --> 00:05:46,562 You were totaIIy whipped. 107 00:05:47,727 --> 00:05:49,126 So what? 108 00:05:49,527 --> 00:05:51,643 What does Martina have to do with this? 109 00:05:51,807 --> 00:05:53,240 July 15th, 2000. 110 00:05:53,367 --> 00:05:55,676 ExactIy 10 years ago today, during the IocaI fiestas, 111 00:05:55,847 --> 00:05:58,964 he Iost his virginity and they swore eternaI Iove. 112 00:05:59,407 --> 00:06:00,760 I was a witness. 113 00:06:00,927 --> 00:06:02,599 What? Did you see them fucking? 114 00:06:03,367 --> 00:06:04,197 Sort of. 115 00:06:04,647 --> 00:06:06,956 AII those pIlIs have fried your brain. 116 00:06:07,127 --> 00:06:08,321 What's wrong with you? 117 00:06:08,487 --> 00:06:12,560 What does Martina have to do with It? PIease, get a grip. 118 00:06:14,687 --> 00:06:15,836 Martina. 119 00:06:16,767 --> 00:06:17,722 Martina. 120 00:06:18,407 --> 00:06:19,726 Don't cry, cousin. 121 00:06:19,887 --> 00:06:21,798 It's just too much. 122 00:06:21,967 --> 00:06:22,922 Martina... 123 00:06:24,727 --> 00:06:25,921 You see? I was right. 124 00:06:26,207 --> 00:06:27,322 Here, drink. 125 00:06:27,887 --> 00:06:29,684 This wiII do the trick. 126 00:06:30,607 --> 00:06:31,801 No, cousin, don't... 127 00:06:33,367 --> 00:06:34,641 Yes, yes. 128 00:06:37,407 --> 00:06:38,396 Let's go! 129 00:06:38,647 --> 00:06:40,160 We'II go find her. 130 00:06:40,327 --> 00:06:41,885 -I want to see Martina! -Take it easy. 131 00:06:42,047 --> 00:06:43,116 What are you taIking about? 132 00:06:43,247 --> 00:06:45,715 The three of us are going to the viIIage. 133 00:06:45,887 --> 00:06:48,196 Are we nuts? Let's caIm down for a second. 134 00:06:48,367 --> 00:06:51,120 You don't even know If Martina wiII stiII be there. 135 00:06:51,287 --> 00:06:53,596 She'II be there because I say so, damn it! 136 00:06:53,767 --> 00:06:55,758 lf I say she's there, she's there! 137 00:06:55,927 --> 00:06:56,677 She's there! 138 00:06:56,847 --> 00:06:59,236 -You're in denial. -l won't just sit here. 139 00:06:59,407 --> 00:07:00,965 You're in deniaI, I'm teIIing you. 140 00:07:01,087 --> 00:07:02,918 -I'm not in deniaI. -Yes, you are. 141 00:07:03,967 --> 00:07:05,480 Is he or isn't he? 142 00:07:05,647 --> 00:07:08,878 If you want to get Iaid, we'II get you a hooker instead. 143 00:07:09,007 --> 00:07:10,759 I'm not in deniaI. This is something eIse. 144 00:07:10,887 --> 00:07:13,720 I'm finishing something and starting something new. 145 00:07:14,207 --> 00:07:17,279 -Cousin, are you with me? -I'm with you. 146 00:07:17,447 --> 00:07:19,324 We're taking a step forward. 147 00:07:19,447 --> 00:07:20,960 That's right. Let out your rage. 148 00:07:21,127 --> 00:07:23,243 Are you with me? Grab sack! 149 00:07:23,567 --> 00:07:25,159 Show your baIIs! 150 00:07:25,567 --> 00:07:26,886 You're too good for that bimbo. 151 00:07:27,647 --> 00:07:29,558 Fuck you if you don't Iove me! 152 00:07:30,007 --> 00:07:31,156 Fuck you if you don't Iove me! 153 00:07:31,367 --> 00:07:32,197 Fuck you! 154 00:07:32,367 --> 00:07:34,164 You'II never do any better! Never! 155 00:07:34,327 --> 00:07:35,476 Not even one message! 156 00:07:37,127 --> 00:07:41,086 I'II take you back to the viIIage and kiss you on the mouth. 157 00:07:41,247 --> 00:07:42,805 Thanks, cousin! 158 00:07:43,967 --> 00:07:46,322 To�a can drive us. She's a great driver. 159 00:07:46,607 --> 00:07:49,121 To�a can bIow me. And this time I mean IiteraIIy. 160 00:07:49,447 --> 00:07:52,484 This Is just the three of us. Nobody can know. 161 00:07:52,647 --> 00:07:54,922 No piIIs, no ceII phone. You wanna teII To�a? 162 00:07:55,087 --> 00:07:57,442 -Yes, thank you. -Go ahead. 163 00:07:57,647 --> 00:07:59,842 -You broke my ceII phone. -So I did. 164 00:08:00,007 --> 00:08:02,362 -Let's go get her. -Go get her... 165 00:08:03,807 --> 00:08:05,035 Go get her... 166 00:08:06,887 --> 00:08:07,956 Go get her... 167 00:08:08,727 --> 00:08:10,080 Go get her... 168 00:08:11,167 --> 00:08:12,680 Go get her... 169 00:08:13,127 --> 00:08:15,800 -It's great to see you like this. -CousIn! Let's do thIs! 170 00:08:15,967 --> 00:08:17,082 That's it. 171 00:08:17,887 --> 00:08:18,876 What is that? 172 00:08:19,047 --> 00:08:20,400 His puIse alarm. 173 00:08:20,567 --> 00:08:23,445 -Take that fucking thing off. -Don't make hIm nervous. 174 00:08:23,607 --> 00:08:25,040 He's making me nervous. 175 00:08:25,207 --> 00:08:27,960 Breathe sIowIy, cousin. Lie down and breathe sIowIy. 176 00:08:29,447 --> 00:08:31,881 He can't go Iike this. We aII go or nobody does. 177 00:08:32,047 --> 00:08:35,278 It's time for you to stop freaking out. We're aduIts. 178 00:08:35,607 --> 00:08:37,359 -When did he Iast Ieave Madrid? -Two years ago. 179 00:08:37,527 --> 00:08:38,755 He freaks out on the freeway. 180 00:08:38,927 --> 00:08:40,440 l shouId kick your ass. 181 00:08:40,607 --> 00:08:42,882 Forget it, we're not going. I'm in deniaI. 182 00:08:43,047 --> 00:08:45,038 I have to mourn. It's important... 183 00:08:45,207 --> 00:08:46,765 Mourning is important. 184 00:08:47,207 --> 00:08:48,242 We're not going! 185 00:08:49,647 --> 00:08:50,841 Look at him. 186 00:08:51,287 --> 00:08:52,402 Don't take three, 187 00:08:52,567 --> 00:08:54,444 take twenty. Go ahead and kiII yourseIf. 188 00:08:54,807 --> 00:08:56,320 Cousin, pIease. 189 00:08:58,207 --> 00:09:00,960 You can't mix those piIIs with aIcohoI. 190 00:09:14,887 --> 00:09:16,605 I'II pass out in five minutes. 191 00:09:17,127 --> 00:09:19,516 Put me in the car and take me to the viIlage. 192 00:09:22,527 --> 00:09:23,960 Don't say we're not going. 193 00:09:24,687 --> 00:09:25,915 That's baIIs for you. 194 00:09:28,367 --> 00:09:31,165 COUSINHOOD 195 00:11:19,407 --> 00:11:20,442 Excuse me. 196 00:11:22,087 --> 00:11:23,884 Do you know where everybody went? 197 00:11:24,007 --> 00:11:26,282 To the fiestas. Why dIdn't I go? 198 00:11:26,447 --> 00:11:28,722 Because I can't stand drunk peopIe. 199 00:11:28,847 --> 00:11:31,122 SInging, dancing, huggIng, kIssing... 200 00:11:31,287 --> 00:11:34,085 We drink strictIy to forget. When we feeI Iousy. 201 00:11:34,247 --> 00:11:35,919 Where were you? Wedding, baptism or communion? 202 00:11:36,087 --> 00:11:38,521 -A wedding. -Who got married? 203 00:11:39,447 --> 00:11:40,846 Me, aImost. 204 00:11:41,287 --> 00:11:42,515 Did you or didn't you? 205 00:11:44,007 --> 00:11:45,076 No. 206 00:11:45,847 --> 00:11:47,565 Okay, then. 207 00:11:47,727 --> 00:11:49,638 Have a seat, Iet me buy you a drink. 208 00:11:49,927 --> 00:11:51,599 -You're Bachi, aren't you? -Correct. 209 00:11:51,767 --> 00:11:54,122 Bachi, from Bachi Video RentaIs. We used to rent movIes from him. 210 00:11:54,287 --> 00:11:55,117 Correct. 211 00:11:55,287 --> 00:11:58,279 Hey, BachI, how's it going? You don't remember me? 212 00:11:59,367 --> 00:12:01,597 JuIian. JuIianuco. 213 00:12:01,887 --> 00:12:03,115 Incorrect. 214 00:12:03,367 --> 00:12:04,641 You took me fishing 215 00:12:04,807 --> 00:12:06,957 when I was a kid. I had to get up at 5 in the morning. 216 00:12:07,127 --> 00:12:08,276 You caIIed me Sardine. 217 00:12:08,447 --> 00:12:11,678 Damn, Sardine. You sure got ugIy. 218 00:12:11,847 --> 00:12:13,838 What's with that stupid moustache? 219 00:12:13,967 --> 00:12:15,685 Come on, Iet's have a drink. 220 00:12:17,127 --> 00:12:18,162 Sit down. 221 00:12:18,527 --> 00:12:21,041 -You sure this is the house? -Of course I am. 222 00:12:21,207 --> 00:12:22,560 Some things you never forget. 223 00:12:22,767 --> 00:12:25,076 ThIs Is where you serenaded her every night? 224 00:12:25,247 --> 00:12:26,202 Among other things... 225 00:12:26,327 --> 00:12:28,443 Martina, l love you... 226 00:12:28,607 --> 00:12:30,882 You go, girl... 227 00:12:31,887 --> 00:12:34,959 Martina, come outside and jerk us off! 228 00:12:35,127 --> 00:12:36,242 Don't do that. 229 00:12:36,407 --> 00:12:38,967 There's nobody around. It's cooI. Now Iet's focus. 230 00:12:39,127 --> 00:12:42,961 Now remember: If and when we see her, don't teII her what happened. 231 00:12:43,127 --> 00:12:45,960 Women never want to feeI Iike a second course. 232 00:12:46,127 --> 00:12:48,083 If she asks, we'II say It was my wedding. 233 00:12:48,247 --> 00:12:51,478 -Who did you marry? -My cousin in Cuenca. Who cares? 234 00:12:53,047 --> 00:12:54,196 Cousin! 235 00:12:54,687 --> 00:12:56,040 Over here. 236 00:12:56,567 --> 00:12:57,716 That was some siesta! 237 00:12:58,247 --> 00:13:00,203 Hey! Where are you going? 238 00:13:03,487 --> 00:13:04,681 Come back here! 239 00:13:07,727 --> 00:13:09,843 We shouldn't have brought you! 240 00:13:11,807 --> 00:13:12,956 Cousin! 241 00:13:14,487 --> 00:13:16,045 Don't make me run! 242 00:13:17,607 --> 00:13:19,837 If I catch you I'II kick your ass! 243 00:13:20,007 --> 00:13:20,757 Cousin! 244 00:13:21,207 --> 00:13:23,402 You go that way! And run a IittIe! 245 00:13:24,887 --> 00:13:26,923 Nobody teIIs me what to do! 246 00:13:27,127 --> 00:13:31,279 I am running! I'm running my ass off. 247 00:13:32,127 --> 00:13:33,401 LIar! I see you! 248 00:13:33,527 --> 00:13:35,836 You son of a bitch. When I get my hands on you... 249 00:13:38,807 --> 00:13:40,479 Where are you goIng? 250 00:13:54,447 --> 00:13:55,800 It isn't here anymore... 251 00:14:01,327 --> 00:14:02,157 Cousin! 252 00:14:02,567 --> 00:14:04,523 You can't stay here. 253 00:14:04,687 --> 00:14:06,200 -My souI... -What soul? 254 00:14:06,367 --> 00:14:09,006 -My souI is escaping. -No, It isn't. 255 00:14:09,127 --> 00:14:10,082 No, it isn't! 256 00:14:10,247 --> 00:14:11,965 -Wasn't this our house? -Yes, it was. 257 00:14:12,127 --> 00:14:13,685 This isn't your bedroom anymore. 258 00:14:13,847 --> 00:14:16,156 You thInk it's normaI, all this troubIe you're causing? 259 00:14:16,407 --> 00:14:18,363 -Next tIme you make me sweat... -JuIian, stop! 260 00:14:18,527 --> 00:14:19,596 This is abnormaI. 261 00:14:19,727 --> 00:14:21,285 -Where's To�a? -To�a Isn't here. 262 00:14:21,447 --> 00:14:23,199 Why aren't we in Madrid? 263 00:14:23,407 --> 00:14:24,635 Get his piIIs. 264 00:14:24,807 --> 00:14:26,525 To heII with his fucking pIlls! 265 00:14:26,687 --> 00:14:29,645 I shouId sIap that buIIshit rIght out of you! 266 00:14:29,847 --> 00:14:30,563 You're making him nervous. 267 00:14:30,727 --> 00:14:32,046 -You want me to sIap you? -Go ahead. 268 00:14:32,167 --> 00:14:33,680 Damn. I shouId. 269 00:14:34,007 --> 00:14:34,757 Damn, a kId! 270 00:14:39,287 --> 00:14:41,198 It's okay, we were just Ieaving... 271 00:14:42,767 --> 00:14:43,756 HeIp, Mommy! 272 00:14:43,927 --> 00:14:46,725 We scared a IittIe boy! Come on, Iet's go! 273 00:14:46,887 --> 00:14:47,842 Get out! 274 00:14:50,287 --> 00:14:51,003 Danny! 275 00:14:51,807 --> 00:14:53,240 Danny, are you okay? 276 00:14:53,487 --> 00:14:56,399 Get out... I said get out! 277 00:14:59,647 --> 00:15:00,682 Diego? 278 00:15:01,767 --> 00:15:02,836 HeIIo, Martina. 279 00:15:04,207 --> 00:15:05,322 What are you doing here? 280 00:15:06,367 --> 00:15:07,766 WeII... 281 00:15:08,847 --> 00:15:09,996 WeII... 282 00:15:12,127 --> 00:15:14,004 My fianc� dumped me. 283 00:15:14,327 --> 00:15:16,397 How do you Iike that? 284 00:15:17,487 --> 00:15:20,081 Hot damn, we're off to a great start. 285 00:15:23,207 --> 00:15:24,720 You Iook great, Martina. 286 00:15:40,567 --> 00:15:41,716 Boozy Bachi! 287 00:15:43,567 --> 00:15:45,444 Boozy Bachi! 288 00:15:45,687 --> 00:15:47,757 You're aIready totaIIy wasted. Go on, scram. 289 00:15:47,927 --> 00:15:50,043 Bachi, don't Iisten to them. Are you okay? 290 00:15:50,207 --> 00:15:52,767 -Can I take you home? -I don't have a home. 291 00:15:53,007 --> 00:15:55,316 -Where do you Iive? -In the sea. 292 00:15:57,087 --> 00:15:58,600 Bachi! BachI... 293 00:16:00,047 --> 00:16:00,957 BachI! 294 00:16:02,487 --> 00:16:03,317 Bachi... 295 00:16:03,487 --> 00:16:06,320 Let go of me. I'm sIeepy. 296 00:16:06,767 --> 00:16:09,804 I want to sIeep! Get out of my bed! 297 00:16:10,847 --> 00:16:11,643 What bed? 298 00:16:16,047 --> 00:16:17,116 Where's our cousIn? 299 00:16:17,727 --> 00:16:19,843 -Go find him, cousin. -He's coming. 300 00:16:20,007 --> 00:16:21,725 Make them Ieave. 301 00:16:22,287 --> 00:16:26,405 No, Danny. Let him recover. ThIs used to be his bedroom. 302 00:16:26,727 --> 00:16:27,762 I'II catch what he's got. 303 00:16:27,927 --> 00:16:30,487 No, what he's got Isn't contagious. Is it? 304 00:16:30,647 --> 00:16:32,717 Everything in Iife is contagious. 305 00:16:32,927 --> 00:16:34,280 Cousin, heIp me out. 306 00:16:34,487 --> 00:16:36,125 Cousin, take me to Madrid. 307 00:16:36,527 --> 00:16:39,166 -Relax. -No, I need my pIIIs. 308 00:16:39,367 --> 00:16:40,641 I need to see my To�a. 309 00:16:40,807 --> 00:16:42,286 Let me caII her. 310 00:16:42,487 --> 00:16:44,045 My nose is stuffy. I have sinusitIs. 311 00:16:44,647 --> 00:16:45,682 -Are you listening? -Yes. 312 00:16:45,807 --> 00:16:46,842 Listen. CIose your eye. 313 00:16:47,007 --> 00:16:48,565 CIose your one good eye. 314 00:16:48,887 --> 00:16:51,685 Now try to remember how you feIt when we were here. 315 00:16:51,847 --> 00:16:53,200 You were the king here. 316 00:16:53,407 --> 00:16:56,160 The smalIest, the fastest... The best at everything. 317 00:16:56,287 --> 00:17:00,121 Doesn't thinking about that make you feel better? 318 00:17:00,487 --> 00:17:02,955 Besides, I'm proud of you. What you did was very brave. 319 00:17:03,207 --> 00:17:05,675 You took an important step forward. We're good here. 320 00:17:05,847 --> 00:17:07,758 We're home. Your cousins wiII protect you. 321 00:17:08,607 --> 00:17:10,120 The Three Musketeerios? 322 00:17:10,367 --> 00:17:11,959 That's right, back in the saddIe. 323 00:17:12,127 --> 00:17:14,163 Danny, you know my cousIn was in the army? 324 00:17:14,327 --> 00:17:15,646 He Iost an eye in Afghanistan. 325 00:17:15,807 --> 00:17:17,798 A bomb went off near a schooI... 326 00:17:17,967 --> 00:17:19,161 -No, no... -Why no? 327 00:17:19,367 --> 00:17:20,959 -Don't teII the story. -No? 328 00:17:21,287 --> 00:17:22,515 It makes me iII. 329 00:17:23,247 --> 00:17:24,362 l won't teII it. 330 00:17:24,607 --> 00:17:25,801 He's a war hero. 331 00:17:25,967 --> 00:17:27,923 A fucking wacko, that's what he Is. 332 00:17:28,927 --> 00:17:30,076 What happened to you? 333 00:17:30,447 --> 00:17:33,883 I jumped in the water and humped a mermaid. 334 00:17:34,327 --> 00:17:35,521 Give me my piIIs. 335 00:17:35,647 --> 00:17:37,444 They were eaten by a depressed crab. 336 00:17:37,647 --> 00:17:39,205 Hey, sugar. 337 00:17:39,367 --> 00:17:41,323 Got any toweIs around? How about drying me off? 338 00:17:41,727 --> 00:17:42,796 In the bathroom. 339 00:17:44,167 --> 00:17:45,566 Take me to Madrid. 340 00:18:33,167 --> 00:18:34,680 lf I hit it, she'II come back to me. 341 00:18:34,847 --> 00:18:36,326 lf I hit it, she'II come back to me. 342 00:18:38,967 --> 00:18:42,926 What are you doing here? CarefuI, the IocaI boys wiII steaI your girI. 343 00:18:43,087 --> 00:18:45,521 Give me a break, after my triumphant entrance. 344 00:18:46,127 --> 00:18:47,799 If l hIt it, she'II come back. 345 00:18:48,407 --> 00:18:49,840 Don't think lIke that, damn it. 346 00:18:50,007 --> 00:18:51,235 It should be the other way around. 347 00:18:51,407 --> 00:18:53,079 If I hit it, I won't go back to that trashy sIut. 348 00:18:53,287 --> 00:18:54,606 If I hit it, she can go to heII. 349 00:18:54,767 --> 00:18:57,565 If I hit it, I'II grab the reins in my Iife. 350 00:18:57,687 --> 00:18:59,279 -Pride and fury, cousin. -That's right. 351 00:18:59,447 --> 00:19:02,086 -Now you're Iove experts. -What's his deaI? 352 00:19:02,247 --> 00:19:04,966 -Did you win that? -Yes, it's for my To�a. 353 00:19:05,167 --> 00:19:08,603 There you go, Rambo. Back to your oId ways. 354 00:19:08,767 --> 00:19:10,564 Come on, enough recreatIon. 355 00:19:11,647 --> 00:19:14,002 lf I hit it, she'II come back to me. 356 00:19:14,367 --> 00:19:16,164 You're fucking clueless. Give me that. 357 00:19:16,327 --> 00:19:19,080 -No, it's my Iast shot. -Martina is your Iast shot. 358 00:19:19,247 --> 00:19:21,602 That's who you should be aiming your rifIe at. 359 00:19:21,727 --> 00:19:23,285 -Give me the rifIe. -And another thing. 360 00:19:23,527 --> 00:19:25,563 I think the kid is yours. Chew on that. 361 00:19:25,727 --> 00:19:27,843 -What? You're nuts. -How oId Is he? 362 00:19:29,447 --> 00:19:30,596 I don't know. I didn't ask him. 363 00:19:30,767 --> 00:19:32,325 You got her pregnant, you rascaI. 364 00:19:32,487 --> 00:19:35,081 What are you taIking about? Don't be ridicuIous, cousin. 365 00:19:35,247 --> 00:19:36,202 If I hit it, he's yours. 366 00:19:36,367 --> 00:19:37,402 If I hit it, he's yours. 367 00:19:38,167 --> 00:19:40,283 -You see? He isn't mine. -This shit is rigged. 368 00:19:40,447 --> 00:19:43,325 -Where's the compIaint box? -Are you lame or what? 369 00:19:43,487 --> 00:19:46,001 Excuse me, sir. You can't taIk to my cousin Iike that. 370 00:19:46,167 --> 00:19:48,761 -Who the heII are you? -I'm hIs cousIn Jose MigueI. 371 00:19:49,207 --> 00:19:50,196 Asshole! 372 00:19:50,407 --> 00:19:51,681 Come on, come on. 373 00:19:55,487 --> 00:19:58,126 Look at them. You Iook Iike TeIeTubbies. 374 00:19:58,767 --> 00:20:01,235 Oh, yeah? I'II show you my big fat TeIeTubby... 375 00:20:01,647 --> 00:20:02,966 Hey, watch your mouth. 376 00:20:03,887 --> 00:20:05,320 Did you wear a condom when you fucked her? 377 00:20:05,487 --> 00:20:09,366 Of course l dId. The one I had in my waIIet for 5 years. 378 00:20:09,527 --> 00:20:10,084 What? 379 00:20:10,327 --> 00:20:13,319 Sorry to interrupt... But It came off. 380 00:20:14,647 --> 00:20:17,320 I'm sick of your damn seIective memory. 381 00:20:17,447 --> 00:20:18,721 Fine, it came off. So what? 382 00:20:18,887 --> 00:20:20,320 It was our first time, we were nervous. 383 00:20:20,487 --> 00:20:22,364 lt's not Iike we were going to give each other an STD. 384 00:20:22,527 --> 00:20:24,916 But chiIdren, yes. 385 00:20:25,447 --> 00:20:27,005 -Did you come inside her? -No. 386 00:20:27,167 --> 00:20:28,759 I put on another one. 387 00:20:28,887 --> 00:20:29,842 There. 388 00:20:30,607 --> 00:20:33,838 -The douchebag put it back on. -My sources... 389 00:20:34,127 --> 00:20:35,685 You're Iooking to get smacked. 390 00:20:35,847 --> 00:20:38,520 That means the Iiquid that comes out at first was Ieft inside her. 391 00:20:38,807 --> 00:20:40,206 There you have it. 392 00:20:40,367 --> 00:20:42,437 -Give me five. -No, I won't. 393 00:20:43,767 --> 00:20:46,759 And no more buIIshit. He's not my son. She wouId have told me. 394 00:20:46,927 --> 00:20:48,599 -ShouId we ask her? -Don't you dare. 395 00:20:49,567 --> 00:20:51,603 Martina! Come over here a second. 396 00:20:53,127 --> 00:20:55,357 Don't Ieave me alone, pIease. 397 00:20:58,207 --> 00:20:59,686 Hi, Martina. HI, Danny. 398 00:20:59,847 --> 00:21:01,246 Look at that thing! 399 00:21:01,407 --> 00:21:02,396 Hey, I was wonderIng... 400 00:21:02,567 --> 00:21:04,637 Look, the charanga is pIaying. 401 00:21:05,287 --> 00:21:07,005 ''Paquito eI ChocoIatero''. 402 00:21:07,167 --> 00:21:10,284 He's been whinIng the whoIe trip about wanting to dance to it. 403 00:21:40,927 --> 00:21:42,645 -Hi. -Hi. 404 00:21:42,887 --> 00:21:44,639 -What are you reading? -A book about diseases. 405 00:21:45,327 --> 00:21:46,237 What for? 406 00:21:46,447 --> 00:21:49,678 So l know the symptoms if it happens to me. To find a cure in time. 407 00:21:49,847 --> 00:21:51,519 Oh, you're a Ioony. 408 00:21:51,687 --> 00:21:53,359 You wanna pIay somethIng? 409 00:21:54,087 --> 00:21:54,883 Like what? 410 00:21:55,007 --> 00:21:56,156 Diseases. 411 00:21:56,327 --> 00:21:58,887 I'II read and the first one to get the symptoms Ioses. 412 00:21:59,047 --> 00:22:01,880 No, l'd better not. I'm hIghIy vuInerabIe to suggestion. 413 00:22:02,047 --> 00:22:04,003 Look, here's a good one. ''Hot fIashes.'' 414 00:22:04,167 --> 00:22:06,397 You were out of breath when you got here. 415 00:22:06,527 --> 00:22:07,721 Let's pIay Parcheesi. 416 00:22:07,887 --> 00:22:09,605 No, I Iike this better. 417 00:22:09,767 --> 00:22:11,678 -Yeah, me too. -Fatigue. 418 00:22:11,847 --> 00:22:13,280 Are you tIred? You have bags under your eyes. 419 00:22:13,447 --> 00:22:15,324 -I'm fine. -Hair Ioss. 420 00:22:15,487 --> 00:22:17,284 You have less hair now than when you got here. 421 00:22:17,447 --> 00:22:20,200 -Please, stop goofing around. -IrritabiIity. 422 00:22:20,367 --> 00:22:22,437 You look pretty nervous. Are you aIways Iike this? 423 00:22:22,607 --> 00:22:23,596 OccasIonaIIy. 424 00:22:23,727 --> 00:22:24,716 Apathy. 425 00:22:25,127 --> 00:22:26,685 What does that mean? 426 00:22:26,847 --> 00:22:30,965 BasicaIIy when you can't do anything, when Iife is too much for you... 427 00:22:31,127 --> 00:22:32,446 Oh, Iike you. 428 00:22:32,607 --> 00:22:33,926 Not at aII. I'm totally happy. 429 00:22:34,087 --> 00:22:36,840 Loss of sex drive. How are things with your girIfriend? 430 00:22:37,007 --> 00:22:40,079 Perfect. Extraordinary. I think she's satisfied. 431 00:22:40,247 --> 00:22:42,044 -GIad to hear it. -Me too. 432 00:22:42,207 --> 00:22:44,721 -Depression, feeIings of sadness... -Okay, okay. 433 00:22:44,887 --> 00:22:45,683 That's enough. 434 00:22:46,687 --> 00:22:48,405 You win. What have l got? 435 00:22:48,567 --> 00:22:49,204 Menopause. 436 00:22:51,167 --> 00:22:52,759 You're hiIarious. Goodbye. 437 00:22:53,287 --> 00:22:54,515 No, don't go yet. 438 00:22:55,127 --> 00:22:58,244 The IittIe brat wants me to stay? Why is that? 439 00:22:58,447 --> 00:23:00,802 Because you're in even worse shape than I am. 440 00:23:01,607 --> 00:23:03,325 1-0. Let's do another. 441 00:23:03,487 --> 00:23:04,636 No, pIease. 442 00:23:04,807 --> 00:23:07,002 -ThIs one is cooI. -Cousin! 443 00:23:08,607 --> 00:23:09,642 Cousin! 444 00:23:24,447 --> 00:23:26,358 l had no �dea you bought our house. 445 00:23:26,527 --> 00:23:29,599 My uncle and aunt bought it. We kept coming every summer. 446 00:23:29,767 --> 00:23:30,916 Where's your family? 447 00:23:31,087 --> 00:23:33,521 In Lanzarote for my cousin's wedding. 448 00:23:34,047 --> 00:23:35,162 It is the wedding season... 449 00:23:35,567 --> 00:23:36,841 lt sure is. 450 00:23:37,447 --> 00:23:39,836 But you didn't go because you couId sense I was coming. 451 00:23:40,007 --> 00:23:41,645 Yeah, I've spent the Iast ten years 452 00:23:41,807 --> 00:23:44,275 waiting at the station lIke PeneIope and takIng vaIium. 453 00:23:44,407 --> 00:23:46,557 I didn't go because Danny's afraId of fIying. 454 00:23:46,727 --> 00:23:48,524 He can't stand being suspended in the air. 455 00:23:49,167 --> 00:23:51,761 You with a son. lt's weird. Good weird. 456 00:23:51,967 --> 00:23:53,366 It reaIIy fits you. How oId Is he? 457 00:23:54,487 --> 00:23:55,476 How oId wouId you say? 458 00:23:55,647 --> 00:23:56,921 Eight, nine... NIne. 459 00:23:57,487 --> 00:23:58,636 Yeah, between eight and nine. 460 00:23:58,767 --> 00:24:00,246 CIoser to eight or cIoser to nine? 461 00:24:00,407 --> 00:24:01,476 He's not yours, don't worry. 462 00:24:01,647 --> 00:24:02,284 No? 463 00:24:02,447 --> 00:24:04,199 -No. -I'm not worried. 464 00:24:04,567 --> 00:24:06,637 l wouId have been happy. I'm ready. 465 00:24:06,807 --> 00:24:08,923 Lucky you, right? A son who's aIready potty-trained. 466 00:24:09,527 --> 00:24:10,721 Where's his father? 467 00:24:11,487 --> 00:24:14,843 On hIs way over. We're having a picnic in the country, 468 00:24:15,087 --> 00:24:18,557 then a IittIe dancing and we'II make another one aII night Iong. 469 00:24:22,767 --> 00:24:24,325 My cousIn saw you In my eyes. 470 00:24:24,487 --> 00:24:26,284 ''Martina Martin.'' Just Iike that. 471 00:24:26,447 --> 00:24:29,120 He said your name and I saw the lIght. I feIt at peace. 472 00:24:29,287 --> 00:24:30,879 That's why we came. 473 00:24:32,487 --> 00:24:33,602 Sure. 474 00:24:35,047 --> 00:24:36,685 -Are you going to kiss me? -No. 475 00:24:37,167 --> 00:24:39,317 Yes, I was going to kiss you. 476 00:24:39,487 --> 00:24:40,840 -Sort of. -Sort of. 477 00:24:41,007 --> 00:24:42,486 You Iook so pretty. 478 00:24:42,727 --> 00:24:44,718 This sucks. I mean, I see you here 479 00:24:44,847 --> 00:24:47,361 surrounded by tomatoes and zucchIni and I feeI things. 480 00:24:47,527 --> 00:24:48,596 I feeI... 481 00:24:49,327 --> 00:24:50,646 I think I'm in love with you. 482 00:24:50,807 --> 00:24:52,399 Sure, after one hour. 483 00:24:52,527 --> 00:24:55,325 No, I think l've Ioved you aII aIong. 484 00:24:55,607 --> 00:24:57,677 No, Diego. Don't. 485 00:24:57,847 --> 00:24:59,565 I'm glad you're here, 486 00:24:59,767 --> 00:25:01,325 you and your cousins are weIcome, 487 00:25:01,487 --> 00:25:03,637 stay as Iong as you need to recuperate. 488 00:25:04,927 --> 00:25:06,076 But not that. 489 00:25:11,327 --> 00:25:12,476 I have a confession to make. 490 00:25:12,647 --> 00:25:14,478 I was at the shooting gaIIery earIier. 491 00:25:14,607 --> 00:25:17,246 I kept saying, ''If l hIt it, she'II come back to me.'' 492 00:25:17,447 --> 00:25:21,440 l think you're who I meant. YoIanda vanished and you appeared. 493 00:25:21,727 --> 00:25:23,797 -Did you hit it? -Yes, weII, no. 494 00:25:23,967 --> 00:25:27,084 But that's because the rifIes are rigged. How about this: 495 00:25:27,287 --> 00:25:30,484 l'II make some gazpacho, I'm the gazpacho king. 496 00:25:30,647 --> 00:25:33,798 Then we'II have a picnic on the beach, a IittIe dancing... 497 00:25:33,967 --> 00:25:36,356 You Iike dancing, right? Then after that... 498 00:25:36,527 --> 00:25:38,802 we'II make another kid aII night long. 499 00:25:41,687 --> 00:25:44,155 At Ieast I make you Iaugh. I'm funny, right? 500 00:25:44,527 --> 00:25:46,483 Yeah, you're a scream. 501 00:25:46,967 --> 00:25:49,276 Did you know Iaughter is the door to Iove? 502 00:25:49,447 --> 00:25:52,120 Besides, I saw the stones. 503 00:25:52,367 --> 00:25:54,597 You kept them and had them framed... 504 00:25:54,767 --> 00:25:57,042 Yeah, in the attic covered in dust. 505 00:25:57,247 --> 00:25:58,396 But you kept them. 506 00:26:00,607 --> 00:26:04,725 Fine. Gazpacho, picnic, dancing, Iaughter... 507 00:26:04,887 --> 00:26:06,798 But not the other thing. 508 00:26:09,247 --> 00:26:11,920 Lord have mercy. How do you do, bIondies? 509 00:26:13,207 --> 00:26:15,323 There's pIenty of me to go around! 510 00:26:17,327 --> 00:26:18,476 Hey, Bachi. 511 00:26:18,727 --> 00:26:19,603 Yo. 512 00:26:20,687 --> 00:26:23,565 -Is this your car, Sardine? -What do you think? 513 00:26:23,727 --> 00:26:24,842 Nice wheeIs, huh? 514 00:26:26,327 --> 00:26:27,521 Hey, be careful. 515 00:26:28,487 --> 00:26:30,159 Bachi... Bachi! 516 00:26:31,207 --> 00:26:32,162 Bachi, Bachi... 517 00:26:32,527 --> 00:26:34,757 What are you doing? Leave my car aIone! 518 00:26:35,127 --> 00:26:37,595 Take it easy. l'm just going for a ride. 519 00:26:37,767 --> 00:26:39,120 -Give me the keys. -No. 520 00:26:39,447 --> 00:26:41,756 Go sIeep it off. You're in no shape to drive. 521 00:26:41,927 --> 00:26:43,201 I'm perfectly fine! 522 00:26:43,447 --> 00:26:44,516 Listen to me... 523 00:26:45,727 --> 00:26:47,160 Damn it, you puked on my car! 524 00:26:47,327 --> 00:26:50,319 What's your problem? 525 00:26:50,487 --> 00:26:51,442 You drive me. 526 00:26:51,607 --> 00:26:53,962 Where? You're too plastered to go anywhere. 527 00:26:54,127 --> 00:26:54,923 Let's go. 528 00:26:55,087 --> 00:26:58,363 I can't drive either. I've been drinking too. 529 00:26:58,487 --> 00:27:01,320 Then puke it up. Try it. That'II cIear your head. 530 00:27:01,567 --> 00:27:02,886 Puke it up, it's easy. 531 00:27:05,687 --> 00:27:06,961 There it is. 532 00:27:07,607 --> 00:27:10,883 Good, that's it. A IittIe more. There. 533 00:27:12,207 --> 00:27:13,117 Good. 534 00:27:13,287 --> 00:27:14,606 We can go now. 535 00:27:23,927 --> 00:27:25,804 You Iook better aIready. 536 00:27:26,927 --> 00:27:29,839 Open your eye. Come on, try It. Just a Iittle. 537 00:27:33,767 --> 00:27:38,477 There. l Iove the beach. Covered in sand lIke corndogs. 538 00:27:38,927 --> 00:27:41,202 I'm as happy as a pig in shit. 539 00:27:41,727 --> 00:27:43,206 Are you aIways Iike this? 540 00:27:43,727 --> 00:27:45,558 -Like what? -Like me. 541 00:27:46,247 --> 00:27:47,680 What are you? 542 00:27:47,847 --> 00:27:49,121 Scared. 543 00:27:49,847 --> 00:27:51,041 What are you scared of? 544 00:27:51,487 --> 00:27:52,522 Death. 545 00:27:53,087 --> 00:27:55,043 Life Is what scares me, so we're made for each other. 546 00:27:55,207 --> 00:27:56,401 Yeah. 547 00:27:56,887 --> 00:27:58,400 Were you scared before the war? 548 00:27:58,567 --> 00:27:59,556 No. 549 00:28:00,247 --> 00:28:02,602 I used to have baIIs Iike Spartacus. 550 00:28:03,007 --> 00:28:05,885 -Who's Spartacus? -I don't know. 551 00:28:06,167 --> 00:28:07,919 But they say his baIIs were Iike... 552 00:28:09,087 --> 00:28:10,122 this big. 553 00:28:10,327 --> 00:28:12,477 Have you seen a therapist? I go three times a week. 554 00:28:12,607 --> 00:28:14,723 My girIfriend is the best therapIst. 555 00:28:15,007 --> 00:28:16,884 She took care of me when I was in the hospital. 556 00:28:17,047 --> 00:28:19,083 A nurse isn't a therapist. 557 00:28:19,607 --> 00:28:20,756 You shouId find a pro. 558 00:28:20,927 --> 00:28:22,326 No, no. 559 00:28:22,647 --> 00:28:24,524 Doctors give you tests and more tests. 560 00:28:24,687 --> 00:28:26,006 It was my To�a 561 00:28:26,767 --> 00:28:29,076 who got me out of the hospital and now I'm fIne. 562 00:28:29,247 --> 00:28:30,999 So you're supposedIy fine now? 563 00:28:31,127 --> 00:28:34,437 -What are you, a wise guy? -At Ieast I got you to open your eye. 564 00:28:34,607 --> 00:28:35,517 I'II cIose it If I want to. 565 00:28:35,687 --> 00:28:37,086 -No, you won't. -Watch me. 566 00:28:37,247 --> 00:28:38,999 If you do, you'II miss my mom in topIess. 567 00:28:39,567 --> 00:28:41,398 Where's your mom...? 568 00:28:41,607 --> 00:28:42,562 Wow, Martina... 569 00:28:42,727 --> 00:28:44,683 -Don't Iook, you pig! -Sorry. 570 00:28:50,167 --> 00:28:51,202 What are you doing? 571 00:28:51,727 --> 00:28:53,080 Nothing. Just sittIng here. 572 00:28:53,247 --> 00:28:54,396 You're IookIng at my tits. 573 00:28:55,207 --> 00:28:56,162 They're gorgeous. 574 00:28:56,327 --> 00:28:57,157 ReaIIy. 575 00:28:57,767 --> 00:29:01,157 You can't teII at aII you ever breastfed a kid. Nice and perky. 576 00:29:01,327 --> 00:29:04,524 So now what do we do? You're in love, 577 00:29:04,687 --> 00:29:06,359 you offered to raise my kid, 578 00:29:06,527 --> 00:29:09,280 you made me gazpacho, and you compIimented my tits. 579 00:29:09,767 --> 00:29:11,405 What do we do now? Get married? 580 00:29:11,727 --> 00:29:13,797 No, you'd better not answer that. 581 00:29:14,167 --> 00:29:18,445 Now it's your turn. So it's Iike we're both InvoIved. So it's mutual. 582 00:29:18,567 --> 00:29:20,956 You don't beIieve in taking things sIowIy, do you? 583 00:29:21,127 --> 00:29:23,561 lmagIne I'm going to die in two days 584 00:29:23,767 --> 00:29:27,123 and I ask you to spend them with me, both going aII out. 585 00:29:27,487 --> 00:29:28,636 WouId you do it? 586 00:29:28,807 --> 00:29:29,717 Of course l would. 587 00:29:29,887 --> 00:29:31,081 Great. Let's do that then. 588 00:29:33,087 --> 00:29:35,555 Diego, I'm going in the water. Coming? 589 00:29:36,247 --> 00:29:37,965 I can't get up right now. 590 00:29:38,647 --> 00:29:41,559 I was fantasizing... about death... 591 00:29:41,847 --> 00:29:43,838 It was bound to happen sooner or Iater. 592 00:29:44,807 --> 00:29:45,922 Shit happens. 593 00:29:46,087 --> 00:29:50,239 I'd rather you said you got a hard on Iooking at my tits. 594 00:29:50,607 --> 00:29:52,484 WeII, that too. 595 00:29:52,647 --> 00:29:55,161 I may be romantic, but I'm also very sexuaI. 596 00:29:55,847 --> 00:29:57,041 Damn. 597 00:29:58,447 --> 00:30:00,677 Looking that way Is no heIp. 598 00:30:14,087 --> 00:30:15,839 Hookers? 599 00:30:16,287 --> 00:30:19,120 Damn, you shouId have said so. AII the mystery... 600 00:30:19,567 --> 00:30:21,239 What's wrong, feelIng the itch? 601 00:30:21,807 --> 00:30:23,320 TeII me about It. 602 00:30:23,527 --> 00:30:26,087 But let me teII you something about hookers. 603 00:30:26,287 --> 00:30:28,482 I've got nothIng against them, but... 604 00:30:29,047 --> 00:30:31,038 These pIaces make me feeI uncomfortabIe. 605 00:30:31,207 --> 00:30:33,641 But Iet me pick up the tab. I want to. 606 00:30:35,167 --> 00:30:38,398 Here, take 100 euros. Get your knob poIished. 607 00:30:38,927 --> 00:30:39,757 What? 608 00:30:40,407 --> 00:30:41,920 Lord have mercy! 609 00:30:42,087 --> 00:30:43,998 HoIy guacamoIe, she is gorgeous. 610 00:30:44,167 --> 00:30:45,839 Check that out. 611 00:30:46,127 --> 00:30:48,004 Even I'd pay money for that. 612 00:30:48,167 --> 00:30:49,282 Fucking chicken! 613 00:30:49,807 --> 00:30:51,240 You Iike her? 614 00:30:51,407 --> 00:30:52,522 Here. 615 00:30:52,687 --> 00:30:54,917 200 euros. Get a Iube job and an oiI change. 616 00:30:55,087 --> 00:30:56,156 -She's my daughter. -What? 617 00:30:56,327 --> 00:30:57,965 -She's my daughter. -CIara's a hooker? 618 00:30:58,127 --> 00:31:00,038 Watch your mouth. It's a job. 619 00:31:00,167 --> 00:31:02,806 -I totaIly respect that. -Like any other. 620 00:31:02,967 --> 00:31:04,639 She cIocks in Iike anybody eIse. 621 00:31:04,847 --> 00:31:06,678 It shouId be covered by sociaI securIty. 622 00:31:06,847 --> 00:31:09,919 ExactIy. It's hard for me to stomach, but... 623 00:31:15,807 --> 00:31:17,479 Fucking chicken! 624 00:31:20,327 --> 00:31:21,806 Do you do this every day? 625 00:31:22,447 --> 00:31:25,007 -Not the thing with the chicken. -I mean come here. 626 00:31:26,287 --> 00:31:28,926 Incorrect. She doesn't work on Sundays. 627 00:31:29,327 --> 00:31:30,806 When she gets off work too? 628 00:31:30,927 --> 00:31:33,680 Incorrect. By then I'm usuaIIy unconscious. 629 00:31:35,767 --> 00:31:37,644 This whoIe thing is pretty HoIIywood. 630 00:31:37,807 --> 00:31:39,160 ''ApocaIypse Now.'' 631 00:31:39,607 --> 00:31:43,122 Martin Sheen, MarIon Brando. DIrected by CoppoIa in '72. 632 00:31:44,047 --> 00:31:47,244 -Damn good movie. -No, ''The Godfather'' was in '72. 633 00:31:47,487 --> 00:31:49,159 ''ApocaIypse Now'' was in '79. 634 00:31:52,807 --> 00:31:54,286 Come in the water, it's great! 635 00:31:56,487 --> 00:31:58,045 No, I'm prone to ear infections! 636 00:32:18,527 --> 00:32:19,516 Yes? 637 00:32:19,967 --> 00:32:20,922 Hello? 638 00:32:21,727 --> 00:32:22,796 Hello? 639 00:32:23,807 --> 00:32:25,923 l can't hear anything. Who �s this? 640 00:32:31,527 --> 00:32:33,404 Get a grip... 641 00:32:34,287 --> 00:32:35,561 Cousin! Cousin! 642 00:32:35,727 --> 00:32:37,604 Musketeerios to the rescue! 643 00:32:38,207 --> 00:32:39,242 Cousin! 644 00:32:42,047 --> 00:32:43,321 Musketeerios to the rescue! 645 00:32:50,767 --> 00:32:53,042 Cousin...! Don't do thIs to me, you traItor! 646 00:32:53,207 --> 00:32:55,004 Don't do thIs to me, you traItor! 647 00:32:57,247 --> 00:33:00,956 We found the v�deo you are about to see in the attic. 648 00:33:01,127 --> 00:33:03,641 Whenever Danny gets scared at n�ght he watches it 649 00:33:03,807 --> 00:33:06,446 because he says it helps him go to bed happier. 650 00:33:06,607 --> 00:33:08,757 And now the Backstreet Cous�ns! 651 00:33:09,367 --> 00:33:11,085 -Damn! -Oh my God, how pathetic. 652 00:33:16,847 --> 00:33:18,166 The Backstreet Cousins! 653 00:33:19,127 --> 00:33:20,799 This song �s dedicated to Martina. 654 00:33:20,967 --> 00:33:24,243 l hope she's my g�rlfriend every summer forthe rest of my l�fe. 655 00:33:28,167 --> 00:33:29,122 Is that reaIIy them, Mom? 656 00:33:29,287 --> 00:33:31,801 -Yes, it is. It's reaIIy them. -Turn it off. 657 00:33:32,007 --> 00:33:33,679 No, Ieave It on. 658 00:33:35,687 --> 00:33:38,247 -Which one is you? -The one on the right. 659 00:33:38,887 --> 00:33:40,559 That doesn't Iook Iike you. It Iooks Iike someone eIse. 660 00:33:40,727 --> 00:33:43,525 It is someone eIse. Back then I had baIIs Iike Spartacus. 661 00:33:52,447 --> 00:33:53,084 Yes? 662 00:33:53,367 --> 00:33:55,164 HoId on a second, l can't hear you. 663 00:33:55,327 --> 00:33:56,680 Yes, what is it? 664 00:33:57,647 --> 00:33:59,000 No, l dIdn't caII you. 665 00:33:59,487 --> 00:34:00,602 Who are you? 666 00:34:02,807 --> 00:34:05,719 I must have diaIed the wrong number. 667 00:34:06,727 --> 00:34:08,445 Okay, bye. 668 00:35:08,807 --> 00:35:10,638 You can borrow it for a IittIe whiIe, okay? 669 00:35:10,887 --> 00:35:13,959 l feeI Iike I'm missing a vitaI organ without it. 670 00:35:15,167 --> 00:35:16,805 90 per minute. Is that a Iot? 671 00:35:16,967 --> 00:35:19,606 No, kids are fine up to 220. 672 00:35:19,967 --> 00:35:21,685 How many can I get If I run? 673 00:35:21,927 --> 00:35:24,725 You'd better not. It's a diaboIicaI machine. 674 00:35:25,007 --> 00:35:27,237 -l'm going to try it. -No runnIng... 675 00:35:30,767 --> 00:35:32,439 This is the first thing I shouId have done. 676 00:35:32,807 --> 00:35:34,798 Take your hand, an evening stroII, 677 00:35:35,167 --> 00:35:38,762 after spending the day together, watching the Backstreet Cousins... 678 00:35:39,207 --> 00:35:41,641 After caIIing your ex-girIfriend in desperation. 679 00:35:42,767 --> 00:35:43,483 What? 680 00:35:43,647 --> 00:35:45,000 You called your ex-girIfrIend. 681 00:35:45,167 --> 00:35:45,883 No. 682 00:35:46,047 --> 00:35:48,197 With my cell phone. At 14:35. 683 00:35:48,487 --> 00:35:50,079 I did caII her. 684 00:35:50,527 --> 00:35:51,516 I dId. 685 00:35:52,527 --> 00:35:54,961 A momentary Iapse. You caught me. 686 00:35:56,047 --> 00:35:57,480 These things happen. 687 00:35:57,647 --> 00:36:01,083 But I'm fIne now. I'm great here. 688 00:36:01,367 --> 00:36:04,359 How did you know I caIIed my ex? Did you caII her? 689 00:36:04,567 --> 00:36:07,684 No, she caIIed me to see who had caIIed her. 690 00:36:08,207 --> 00:36:09,640 What did you teII her? 691 00:36:09,967 --> 00:36:14,597 That you're fine, that you're over her and you've found your true Iove. 692 00:36:15,047 --> 00:36:17,117 -She was very happy for us both. -Great. 693 00:36:17,527 --> 00:36:19,722 WeII, for the three of us. I mentioned I had a son. 694 00:36:23,007 --> 00:36:26,795 I toId her I caIIed the wrong number and said I was sorry. 695 00:36:30,207 --> 00:36:31,117 What? 696 00:36:31,887 --> 00:36:33,206 I prelove you. 697 00:36:35,407 --> 00:36:38,285 I can't say I Iove you because it's too soon and you'II get spooked. 698 00:36:38,447 --> 00:36:40,915 More than you already are, I mean. 699 00:36:41,047 --> 00:36:42,400 So I preIove you. 700 00:36:43,647 --> 00:36:45,285 I prelove you very much. 701 00:36:52,807 --> 00:36:55,367 You're immature way beyond your age. 702 00:37:02,687 --> 00:37:04,882 -Hitting it off, are we? -Yeah, right. 703 00:37:05,047 --> 00:37:07,641 Yesterday one woman had me down, today two. 704 00:37:07,967 --> 00:37:09,639 I'm not cut out for Iove. 705 00:37:09,807 --> 00:37:10,956 Motherfucker! 706 00:37:11,407 --> 00:37:14,399 -You drunk asshoIe! -Watch your mouth! 707 00:37:14,807 --> 00:37:16,763 What did you say about my daughter? 708 00:37:18,327 --> 00:37:20,795 Take it easy. He fIies off the handIe. 709 00:37:21,247 --> 00:37:23,556 We're on our way to see your daughter! 710 00:37:23,727 --> 00:37:25,001 You motherfucker! 711 00:37:40,607 --> 00:37:43,883 -See? I said not to run. -Let's get out of here. 712 00:37:44,047 --> 00:37:45,526 Wait, wait. 713 00:37:45,687 --> 00:37:46,597 The ship scares you? 714 00:37:47,207 --> 00:37:49,118 Then we won't ride it. It scares me too. 715 00:37:49,567 --> 00:37:51,444 -l want to go home. -Running won't heIp. 716 00:37:51,767 --> 00:37:53,678 Nothing can happen to us if we're just standing here. 717 00:37:53,887 --> 00:37:55,718 We're fine. The smeII of churros, 718 00:37:55,887 --> 00:37:58,162 the sound of rifIes firing, women shouting... 719 00:37:58,367 --> 00:37:59,800 PeopIe with stuffed animaIs... You want one? 720 00:38:00,047 --> 00:38:02,003 I'II get you one, I have great aim. 721 00:38:02,207 --> 00:38:03,435 Everything is fine here. 722 00:38:03,607 --> 00:38:05,245 No, no, no... 723 00:38:20,607 --> 00:38:23,724 Keep drinking. You're in deniaI. I know what you're thinking. 724 00:38:23,887 --> 00:38:27,163 That everybody in town has had sex with your daughter. But no. 725 00:38:27,327 --> 00:38:30,046 WIth her looks, her cIients must be first cIass. Not everyone can afford it. 726 00:38:30,207 --> 00:38:32,516 So I shouId onIy punch out rich guys? 727 00:38:32,687 --> 00:38:33,563 ExactIy. 728 00:38:33,727 --> 00:38:36,799 Damn it, Bachi. You were the greatest. 729 00:38:36,927 --> 00:38:39,316 You are. You're great, aren't you? 730 00:38:39,527 --> 00:38:41,404 -Are you number one? -Yeah. 731 00:38:41,727 --> 00:38:45,959 What happened? When did everything turn to shit? 732 00:38:46,727 --> 00:38:49,639 I used to look at you... with your video store, 733 00:38:49,847 --> 00:38:52,361 a wife who Ioved you, a beautifuI daughter, 734 00:38:52,527 --> 00:38:54,597 an awesome fishing boat... 735 00:38:54,767 --> 00:38:57,565 I even remember the first movie I rented from you. ''ThesIs.'' 736 00:38:57,727 --> 00:38:59,445 I said, ''Forget it, Spanish movies are Iame.'' 737 00:38:59,607 --> 00:39:01,199 And you sIapped me and saId, 738 00:39:01,367 --> 00:39:04,564 ''This guy Amen�bar is a genius. He's going to be great.'' 739 00:39:04,727 --> 00:39:07,116 He made his first movie when he was 23. 740 00:39:07,287 --> 00:39:09,517 When I was 23, I opened the store, got married 741 00:39:09,647 --> 00:39:12,320 -and had a baby. -You were the Amen�bar of ComiIlas. 742 00:39:12,487 --> 00:39:15,126 You were my idoI. I wanted to be just Iike you. 743 00:39:15,287 --> 00:39:18,962 AII that is ''Gone with the Wind.'' 744 00:39:19,247 --> 00:39:22,683 CIark GabIe, Vivien Leigh. Directed by Victor FIeming. 1939. 745 00:39:23,047 --> 00:39:24,162 My Iife story. 746 00:39:24,327 --> 00:39:25,806 You got a bite. 747 00:39:25,967 --> 00:39:27,923 Look at him. He's mine. 748 00:39:28,167 --> 00:39:29,077 Here we go. 749 00:39:30,327 --> 00:39:31,806 Come to Daddy. 750 00:39:35,207 --> 00:39:38,483 Jesus, the bastard is bigger than my pecker. 751 00:39:38,927 --> 00:39:40,485 Son of a bitch... 752 00:39:41,327 --> 00:39:42,999 Fucking rod. 753 00:39:44,087 --> 00:39:46,521 The reeI is stuck. AIl the rings are tangIed. 754 00:39:47,007 --> 00:39:48,486 I had him. He was huge. 755 00:39:48,647 --> 00:39:50,524 I had him, dIdn't I? 756 00:39:50,687 --> 00:39:52,200 That's when it happens. 757 00:39:54,207 --> 00:39:56,118 That's when it all turns to shit. 758 00:39:56,487 --> 00:39:58,000 You think you have It aII. 759 00:39:58,847 --> 00:40:00,565 You feeI Iike a superhero. 760 00:40:00,727 --> 00:40:03,446 But you're reaIly an idIot and you're out of controI. 761 00:40:04,767 --> 00:40:06,997 You come home one day and she's gone. 762 00:40:09,207 --> 00:40:12,643 You think she'II put up with anything you do. 763 00:40:14,127 --> 00:40:16,482 That her Iife revoIves around you and... 764 00:40:18,687 --> 00:40:19,961 ''Gone with the Wind.'' 765 00:40:29,007 --> 00:40:31,396 Don't worry about it. You can't get aII upset 766 00:40:31,567 --> 00:40:33,364 -over a fish. -No. 767 00:40:34,047 --> 00:40:36,277 It's no big deaI. You want that fish? 768 00:40:36,447 --> 00:40:39,200 -Do you reaIly want it...? -No. 769 00:40:39,367 --> 00:40:42,006 -You want that fish? -I don't want it. 770 00:40:42,207 --> 00:40:44,641 If you reaIIy want it, I'II get it for you. 771 00:40:44,807 --> 00:40:45,762 Damn straight. 772 00:40:45,927 --> 00:40:47,201 Bachi, no! 773 00:40:47,367 --> 00:40:50,484 The Atlantic Ocean is freezing! 774 00:40:50,847 --> 00:40:54,237 I'm your fish, Sardine. Catch me! 775 00:40:54,367 --> 00:40:55,561 Bastard! 776 00:40:57,207 --> 00:41:01,837 Last year we were on the p�rate ride and suddenly he started say�ng, 777 00:41:02,007 --> 00:41:03,759 ''Mom, l can't breathe.'' 778 00:41:03,927 --> 00:41:06,236 He wanted to get off but it was too dangerous. 779 00:41:06,647 --> 00:41:08,478 He cried and screamed that he was dying. 780 00:41:08,647 --> 00:41:11,525 l got them to stop the r�de, we rushed to the clinic... 781 00:41:11,767 --> 00:41:14,201 He vomited before he got there, that calmed h�m down a bit. 782 00:41:14,367 --> 00:41:16,119 Was it his first tIme on the ride? 783 00:41:16,327 --> 00:41:18,283 He'd been on it eight times the day before. 784 00:41:18,887 --> 00:41:21,082 -And did something different happen? -I guess. 785 00:41:21,207 --> 00:41:24,040 The other tImes it wasn't with me. 786 00:41:24,727 --> 00:41:26,797 He rode with somebody eIse. 787 00:41:26,967 --> 00:41:29,765 Somebody eIse? Some guy off the street? 788 00:41:29,887 --> 00:41:32,526 Somebody I invited to spend the weekend with us. 789 00:41:33,607 --> 00:41:35,563 You mean somebody eIse, somebody eIse? 790 00:41:35,687 --> 00:41:37,803 Somebody eIse, somebody eIse. 791 00:41:39,647 --> 00:41:42,400 And Danny didn't get aIong with that somebody eIse? 792 00:41:43,207 --> 00:41:44,356 No, Danny got aIong great wIth him. 793 00:41:44,527 --> 00:41:46,085 Maybe too weIl. 794 00:41:46,847 --> 00:41:49,486 Because after he Ieft he asked me, 795 00:41:50,327 --> 00:41:51,885 ''Mom, is he my dad?'' 796 00:41:52,607 --> 00:41:54,404 And I said, ''No, son. He's not your dad.'' 797 00:41:55,647 --> 00:41:57,922 It was the fIrst time he ever asked me about him. 798 00:41:59,927 --> 00:42:01,565 Where is that somebody eIse now? 799 00:42:02,407 --> 00:42:03,965 I imagine with somebody eIse. 800 00:42:04,207 --> 00:42:08,678 So Danny had an anxiety attack because somebody eIse wasn't coming back 801 00:42:08,847 --> 00:42:11,315 and he'd have to take care of his bitter, soIitary 802 00:42:11,487 --> 00:42:14,206 and not mincing words beautifuI mother for the rest of her Iife. 803 00:42:14,567 --> 00:42:16,683 Yeah, it sounds Iike ''Psycho.'' 804 00:42:19,607 --> 00:42:20,642 Hey, one thIng. 805 00:42:21,847 --> 00:42:23,644 Has Danny asked you if I'm his dad? 806 00:42:24,207 --> 00:42:26,767 No, he asked me if Miguel was. 807 00:42:27,847 --> 00:42:29,200 That's IogicaI. 808 00:42:30,247 --> 00:42:32,966 Here, it gets chiIIy at night. 809 00:42:33,287 --> 00:42:34,242 Good night. 810 00:42:34,487 --> 00:42:35,806 Good night. 811 00:42:37,167 --> 00:42:39,078 I'm never coId at night. 812 00:42:39,527 --> 00:42:40,562 Shut up. 813 00:42:56,687 --> 00:42:57,722 Hi. 814 00:42:59,007 --> 00:43:00,235 Remember me? 815 00:43:01,367 --> 00:43:04,643 Sure. Best sex I ever had. Huge boner. 816 00:43:04,807 --> 00:43:05,796 No, damn it. 817 00:43:05,967 --> 00:43:08,640 I used to come every summer. But it's been years. 818 00:43:09,087 --> 00:43:10,440 You were madIy in Iove with me. 819 00:43:10,567 --> 00:43:13,161 You wanted to be my girIfriend. You foIIowed me everywhere I went. 820 00:43:13,327 --> 00:43:16,603 You were a paIn in the ass. But I was 9 years oIder than you. 821 00:43:16,767 --> 00:43:18,837 To me you were just a kid. JuIian, JuIianuco. 822 00:43:19,007 --> 00:43:20,406 Your father used to caII me Sardine. 823 00:43:22,927 --> 00:43:25,999 That's right, Sardine! 824 00:43:26,447 --> 00:43:28,324 Wow, Iong time no see! 825 00:43:28,487 --> 00:43:31,718 Damn, you Iook pretty ugIy with that moustache. 826 00:43:32,127 --> 00:43:33,526 What brings you here? 827 00:43:33,647 --> 00:43:36,002 Well, l was in town for a few days. 828 00:43:36,727 --> 00:43:40,037 I was having coffee wIth your dad earIier and I asked about you. 829 00:43:40,207 --> 00:43:41,276 So you work here. 830 00:43:41,407 --> 00:43:43,875 -What do you want? -What do you think? 831 00:43:44,647 --> 00:43:45,602 Right. 832 00:43:46,167 --> 00:43:48,840 It's too bad, I don't do guys I know. 833 00:43:50,167 --> 00:43:52,476 l'm in sales. I seII heavy machinery. 834 00:43:53,327 --> 00:43:54,999 I started as the youngest saIesman 835 00:43:55,167 --> 00:43:57,283 and in a few months I was number one in saIes. 836 00:43:57,447 --> 00:43:59,119 -The fucking master. -ReaIIy? 837 00:43:59,287 --> 00:44:01,596 I'm bragging because it's true, the numbers are there. 838 00:44:01,807 --> 00:44:06,244 I convince farmers screwed by EU restrictions to change tractors. 839 00:44:06,367 --> 00:44:07,197 Wow. 840 00:44:07,687 --> 00:44:10,440 Even a tractor and a harvestor without breaking a sweat. 841 00:44:10,607 --> 00:44:12,723 Stop, you're getting me aII wet. 842 00:44:12,887 --> 00:44:15,685 Yeah? You want to go upstairs? 843 00:44:16,007 --> 00:44:18,362 Your teenage dream wiII come true and you'll even make a buck. 844 00:44:19,007 --> 00:44:20,565 You wIsh... 845 00:44:21,167 --> 00:44:22,839 Very good, Clara. 846 00:44:25,287 --> 00:44:27,960 Your dad wiII be glad to hear it, he thinks you're a hooker. 847 00:44:28,727 --> 00:44:30,126 Look, Sardine. 848 00:44:30,807 --> 00:44:31,922 Nobody taIks about my father. 849 00:44:32,087 --> 00:44:33,839 I'd rather taIk about you. 850 00:44:34,007 --> 00:44:36,237 Wouldn't you rather just fuck? 851 00:44:36,767 --> 00:44:38,883 I'm not a IittIe pest anymore. 852 00:44:40,447 --> 00:44:42,199 Does fucking cost the same as taIking? 853 00:44:43,367 --> 00:44:45,927 TaIking costs more. A Iot more. 854 00:44:48,367 --> 00:44:49,402 Danny? 855 00:44:50,527 --> 00:44:51,642 lt's me. 856 00:44:52,367 --> 00:44:53,766 Sorry to wake you up. 857 00:44:54,607 --> 00:44:55,722 Is something wrong? 858 00:44:56,527 --> 00:44:58,722 This used to be my parents' bedroom. 859 00:45:00,047 --> 00:45:02,720 When I was IittIe l'd come in here whenever I got scared. 860 00:45:03,847 --> 00:45:06,725 My father aIways toId me to think of Tarzan. 861 00:45:08,247 --> 00:45:09,316 Are you scared? 862 00:45:09,487 --> 00:45:11,717 Let's just say I see ghosts at night. 863 00:45:12,527 --> 00:45:13,642 Then think of Tarzan. 864 00:45:13,807 --> 00:45:14,956 l aIready did. 865 00:45:15,367 --> 00:45:17,278 The thing is, Tarzan without Jane... 866 00:45:17,647 --> 00:45:20,002 I say, ''Diego, focus. Tarzan.'' 867 00:45:20,367 --> 00:45:21,686 But no. Jane. 868 00:45:22,647 --> 00:45:23,602 AIways Jane. 869 00:45:27,847 --> 00:45:29,326 Can we spoon for a IittIe whIIe? 870 00:45:29,967 --> 00:45:31,002 Spoon? 871 00:45:31,167 --> 00:45:32,998 You know, I Iie behind you with my arms around you. 872 00:45:33,167 --> 00:45:36,716 I know what it means. But you said you onIy wanted to sleep next to me. 873 00:45:36,887 --> 00:45:39,355 Yeah, but l can't faII asIeep unIess I'm hoIding someone. 874 00:45:39,567 --> 00:45:42,161 l want to sIeep wIth you in my arms. 875 00:45:43,527 --> 00:45:45,085 Okay, fine. HoId me. 876 00:45:46,647 --> 00:45:47,477 Sorry. 877 00:45:47,647 --> 00:45:49,956 -Just hoId me. -Sorry about that. 878 00:45:57,127 --> 00:45:58,560 Your hair smeIIs so good. 879 00:45:59,207 --> 00:46:00,720 It smeIIs Iike the mountains. 880 00:46:01,007 --> 00:46:02,281 Like the sea, 881 00:46:02,887 --> 00:46:04,081 Iike tomatoes. 882 00:46:05,167 --> 00:46:07,237 I couId get high just smeIlIng you. 883 00:46:07,567 --> 00:46:09,876 Very romantic, Diego. Do you have a hard on again? 884 00:46:10,087 --> 00:46:12,043 No... WeII, sort of. 885 00:46:12,327 --> 00:46:16,957 Totally. With YoIanda... l onIy mention her to catch you up to date... 886 00:46:17,327 --> 00:46:20,478 We decided not to have sex the week before the wedding. 887 00:46:20,727 --> 00:46:22,558 So aII that time without... 888 00:46:22,727 --> 00:46:25,719 Throw in a IittIe spooning, the way you smeII and there you go. 889 00:46:26,607 --> 00:46:29,246 At least I have something to do with your erection. 890 00:46:29,527 --> 00:46:30,801 Let's fuck. 891 00:46:31,927 --> 00:46:33,519 Sorry, It sIipped out. 892 00:46:34,047 --> 00:46:35,036 Okay, yeah. Let's fuck. 893 00:46:35,607 --> 00:46:37,404 We both want to... 894 00:46:38,407 --> 00:46:39,476 You want to? 895 00:46:39,647 --> 00:46:41,080 Of course l do. 896 00:46:41,407 --> 00:46:44,205 We're acting Iike teenagers. It makes no sense... 897 00:46:45,207 --> 00:46:47,163 Do you lIke to be on top or underneath? 898 00:46:47,727 --> 00:46:49,126 You're spoiIing the mood. 899 00:46:49,407 --> 00:46:52,126 Sorry, I just want you to enjoy our second tIme. 900 00:46:52,287 --> 00:46:54,482 It couIdn't be any worse than the first. 901 00:46:54,647 --> 00:46:56,842 You dIdn't Iike the fIrst time? I sure did. 902 00:46:58,207 --> 00:46:59,606 I thInk I Iasted Iong enough... 903 00:47:01,247 --> 00:47:02,316 I remember it fondIy... 904 00:47:02,447 --> 00:47:03,197 Stop! 905 00:47:03,727 --> 00:47:06,958 You want me to decide? Fine. I get to be on top. 906 00:47:07,687 --> 00:47:09,120 Can we go twice in a row? 907 00:47:09,247 --> 00:47:10,646 The first wIll be brief. 908 00:47:13,407 --> 00:47:16,797 lf you think you're ready to go you're dreaming. 909 00:47:16,967 --> 00:47:19,959 I'm not doing anything untiI you wash yourself down there. 910 00:47:21,487 --> 00:47:24,285 You're not very good at thIs, CIara. 911 00:47:25,887 --> 00:47:27,206 You're not a hooker. 912 00:47:27,367 --> 00:47:29,597 I have pIenty of experience in the sector. 913 00:47:30,007 --> 00:47:31,804 You don't work here as a prostitute. 914 00:47:32,767 --> 00:47:36,555 You're probabIy serving drinks, taIking to customers to get them horny. 915 00:47:36,967 --> 00:47:40,676 You just want your dad to think you're a prostitute to make him suffer. 916 00:47:40,807 --> 00:47:42,206 Look, Sardine. 917 00:47:43,407 --> 00:47:46,001 I'm in a room with a guy 918 00:47:46,287 --> 00:47:49,996 sitting on a bidet who's paying me. What does that sound Iike? 919 00:47:50,287 --> 00:47:51,197 Any preference? 920 00:47:51,367 --> 00:47:53,483 You Iook Iike a soccer wife. 921 00:47:53,687 --> 00:47:56,645 I meet a Iot of pIayers because of my job. 922 00:47:57,247 --> 00:47:58,646 I'm buddies with GutI. 923 00:47:59,327 --> 00:48:02,239 CIients think it's cooI I know a Iot of ReaI Madrid pIayers. 924 00:48:03,127 --> 00:48:05,641 You are such a turn on! 925 00:48:06,927 --> 00:48:07,882 Let's fuck. 926 00:48:08,767 --> 00:48:10,439 Don't get me wrong. 927 00:48:10,647 --> 00:48:13,684 Look, I have a probIem I thInk I'd better share with you. 928 00:48:14,487 --> 00:48:15,715 Small weenie? 929 00:48:15,887 --> 00:48:18,082 No, normaI Iength. Seven and a haIf inches. 930 00:48:19,327 --> 00:48:21,397 It doesn't work right... 931 00:48:21,567 --> 00:48:24,081 It works perfectIy, thank you. 932 00:48:24,207 --> 00:48:26,163 But as you're probabIy aware, 933 00:48:26,327 --> 00:48:28,921 most men after they have sex 934 00:48:29,207 --> 00:48:33,086 feeI immediateIy detached from the woman. 935 00:48:33,247 --> 00:48:34,680 They want to disappear. 936 00:48:35,167 --> 00:48:37,237 In my case, it's exactIy the opposite. 937 00:48:37,447 --> 00:48:38,562 I feeI a speciaI connection. 938 00:48:38,727 --> 00:48:41,195 You're sweet under that tough guy exterior... 939 00:48:42,007 --> 00:48:43,725 CarefuI... I can't. 940 00:48:43,887 --> 00:48:45,957 I see your dad's face. Right there, on the waII. 941 00:48:49,167 --> 00:48:50,725 Goddamn it... 942 00:48:52,607 --> 00:48:55,280 WiII you see him if I show you my boobs? 943 00:48:55,807 --> 00:48:57,001 CIarIta... 944 00:48:57,567 --> 00:49:00,798 We're Iike famiIy. I was at your communion. We're Iike cousins. 945 00:49:00,967 --> 00:49:02,559 Distant, very distant... 946 00:49:03,007 --> 00:49:04,884 I bet you don't see my dad now, do you? 947 00:49:05,047 --> 00:49:05,957 No. 948 00:49:06,807 --> 00:49:09,162 WiII you teII him about this after we're done? 949 00:49:09,287 --> 00:49:10,800 I can keep a secret. 950 00:49:13,647 --> 00:49:15,126 That spoiIs the fun. 951 00:49:18,087 --> 00:49:19,440 If you need to, 952 00:49:19,607 --> 00:49:22,280 you can Iook at me and jerk off if you want. 953 00:49:22,607 --> 00:49:23,517 No. 954 00:49:23,647 --> 00:49:25,239 Got Guti's phone number handy? 955 00:49:25,407 --> 00:49:27,318 Yeah, but it's confidentiaI. 956 00:49:27,487 --> 00:49:29,284 Look, he's jeaIous! 957 00:49:43,127 --> 00:49:46,403 It wasn't that bad, was it? 958 00:49:48,047 --> 00:49:49,924 Sorry. I thought you were asIeep. 959 00:49:50,487 --> 00:49:51,681 It was great. 960 00:49:51,927 --> 00:49:55,476 I gave an incredibIe performance. 961 00:49:55,647 --> 00:49:58,161 So did you, by the way. 962 00:49:58,287 --> 00:50:00,596 But I don't know what came over me. 963 00:50:01,327 --> 00:50:03,841 lt wasn't the sex, it was because... 964 00:50:03,967 --> 00:50:05,844 It was bound to happen sooner or Iater. 965 00:50:06,247 --> 00:50:07,919 It's a matter of IogIc. 966 00:50:08,647 --> 00:50:09,762 l'm sorry. 967 00:50:10,007 --> 00:50:11,281 Don't be. 968 00:50:12,767 --> 00:50:14,837 I'm gIad I heIped you through it. 969 00:50:18,207 --> 00:50:20,846 Think of Tarzan... and Cheetah the monkey. 970 00:50:21,167 --> 00:50:22,441 Cheetah the monkey. 971 00:50:23,167 --> 00:50:24,316 Okay. 972 00:50:25,407 --> 00:50:26,681 That helps. 973 00:50:36,807 --> 00:50:39,275 WiII you be my girIfriend? 974 00:50:39,407 --> 00:50:41,762 I thought you onIy faIl in love after having sex. 975 00:50:41,927 --> 00:50:44,077 You need to get your story straIght. 976 00:50:44,247 --> 00:50:45,646 I have 13 minutes Ieft. You and me. 977 00:50:45,807 --> 00:50:50,562 Give me 13 minutes to prove to you I can make you happy. 978 00:50:51,087 --> 00:50:53,760 You want me to be your girIfriend for 13 minutes? 979 00:50:53,887 --> 00:50:55,718 I've had shorter reIationships. 980 00:50:55,927 --> 00:50:59,442 And that wedding ring? I'm very jeaIous, I'm warning you... 981 00:50:59,607 --> 00:51:02,599 This is just so cIients wiII thInk I'm married. 982 00:51:02,847 --> 00:51:05,281 It seaIs the deaI. It's been proven. 983 00:51:06,007 --> 00:51:08,726 Guti and the wedding ring. The perfect combo. 984 00:51:09,247 --> 00:51:11,238 -13 minutes? -13 minutes. 985 00:51:13,527 --> 00:51:16,485 DarIing, I'm so gIad you're home. I missed you so much... 986 00:51:16,647 --> 00:51:21,038 Did you? Don't worry, I'm here. How was your day, my Iove? 987 00:51:21,447 --> 00:51:25,406 NormaI, just here aII day, sucking dicks. How about you? 988 00:51:26,087 --> 00:51:29,204 Great. I soId four steamroIIers for the new highway 989 00:51:29,367 --> 00:51:32,200 they're buiIding from my heart to yours. 990 00:51:32,847 --> 00:51:35,315 Four steamrollers. How romantIc! 991 00:51:35,487 --> 00:51:37,284 Not Iike that. Treat me more macho. 992 00:51:37,447 --> 00:51:38,197 Sorry. 993 00:51:38,447 --> 00:51:40,756 Four steamrollers. What a stud... 994 00:51:42,047 --> 00:51:44,356 We've aIready wasted a minute. 995 00:51:44,527 --> 00:51:46,518 This reIationship is consummated by the minute. 996 00:51:46,967 --> 00:51:51,836 I was thinking maybe we couId ceIebrate our one-minute anniversary. 997 00:51:52,807 --> 00:51:53,876 Sure. 998 00:51:55,207 --> 00:51:56,686 With a bIowjob, right? 999 00:51:57,567 --> 00:51:59,956 I don't know. If you're up for it... 1000 00:52:00,207 --> 00:52:01,686 You said you wanted Iove... 1001 00:52:02,047 --> 00:52:04,641 A bIowjob can be done with a Iot of Iove. 1002 00:52:05,447 --> 00:52:08,245 That's true, you're absoIuteIy right. 1003 00:52:08,527 --> 00:52:11,439 Besides, you need to reIax. 1004 00:52:11,567 --> 00:52:14,206 You're meetIng with the oiI industry tomorrow. 1005 00:52:14,367 --> 00:52:15,686 My boss is driving me nuts. 1006 00:52:16,327 --> 00:52:17,442 You bItch! 1007 00:52:17,967 --> 00:52:18,843 Damn. 1008 00:52:19,207 --> 00:52:21,767 Like I said, Sardine. Like I said. 1009 00:52:29,527 --> 00:52:30,801 ThIs Is unbeIievabIe. 1010 00:52:31,207 --> 00:52:33,516 Yesterday we were a mess, and now Iook at us. 1011 00:52:33,647 --> 00:52:36,002 ReIaxed, enjoying ourseIves. 1012 00:52:36,327 --> 00:52:38,636 Drunk at ten In the morning, but relaxed. 1013 00:52:38,807 --> 00:52:42,197 What do you mean? I got up at 7 A.M. and went hiking. 1014 00:52:42,567 --> 00:52:43,886 How was Iast night? 1015 00:52:44,047 --> 00:52:47,437 -Did you get anywhere? -We're making progress. 1016 00:52:47,927 --> 00:52:49,997 What's wrong? She won't bone you? 1017 00:52:50,167 --> 00:52:53,045 Don't be gross. Don't taIk Iike that. 1018 00:52:53,247 --> 00:52:55,078 Okay, Iet's change the subject. 1019 00:52:55,527 --> 00:52:56,846 DId you get some? 1020 00:52:57,007 --> 00:53:00,682 l'm happy, smiIing on the insIde. I have my moments, but... 1021 00:53:00,847 --> 00:53:03,236 What are you whispering? No secrets... 1022 00:53:03,407 --> 00:53:07,400 My sources telI me... Last night you dipped your donut. 1023 00:53:07,567 --> 00:53:09,364 -What are you taIking about? -Yes, sir. 1024 00:53:09,527 --> 00:53:11,802 You know what a Iight sIeeper I am. 1025 00:53:11,927 --> 00:53:13,246 l'm happy for you. 1026 00:53:13,407 --> 00:53:15,841 Were you up to the task? Did you give her muItipIe orgasms? 1027 00:53:16,007 --> 00:53:20,364 I make Iove at night and give women flowers in the morning. I'm discreet. 1028 00:53:20,487 --> 00:53:21,442 Sorry. 1029 00:53:21,607 --> 00:53:23,404 I wouIdn't say discreet... 1030 00:53:23,567 --> 00:53:26,001 -WouId you keep your mouth shut? -Listen. 1031 00:53:29,767 --> 00:53:31,405 I'm so sick of this song... 1032 00:53:48,687 --> 00:53:50,564 To�a, To�a, To�a... 1033 00:53:50,727 --> 00:53:52,683 To�a, To�a, To�a... Sweetheart! 1034 00:53:52,847 --> 00:53:54,997 My Iove! How couId you Ieave without me? 1035 00:53:55,127 --> 00:53:56,162 They drugged me! 1036 00:53:56,407 --> 00:53:58,045 They drugged me and kidnapped me! 1037 00:53:58,167 --> 00:53:59,441 What have you done to my baby? 1038 00:53:59,607 --> 00:54:01,006 Where the heII dId she come from? 1039 00:54:01,167 --> 00:54:02,236 l'm okay, sweetie. 1040 00:54:02,807 --> 00:54:03,922 I'm okay. 1041 00:54:04,167 --> 00:54:05,441 You want some plumcake? 1042 00:54:05,607 --> 00:54:07,199 No, you're my pIumcake. 1043 00:54:14,207 --> 00:54:15,003 Yodi... 1044 00:54:17,967 --> 00:54:18,797 No. 1045 00:54:29,527 --> 00:54:33,156 Why do you bring me to the beach? l don't Iike it. 1046 00:54:33,567 --> 00:54:35,876 -You need fresh air. -I'II get a meIanoma. 1047 00:54:36,047 --> 00:54:38,880 -l covered you in sun bIock. -l don't trust it. 1048 00:54:40,847 --> 00:54:41,996 Why aren't you topIess? 1049 00:54:42,687 --> 00:54:44,040 I don't feeI lIke it. 1050 00:54:44,207 --> 00:54:46,004 So Diego's girIfriend won't see you? 1051 00:54:46,167 --> 00:54:47,600 How siIIy! 1052 00:54:51,887 --> 00:54:53,366 I like redheads. 1053 00:54:55,487 --> 00:54:57,557 -Whose side are you on? -Yours. 1054 00:54:57,727 --> 00:54:59,285 That's what I thought... 1055 00:54:59,647 --> 00:55:00,966 Here, give me a kiss. 1056 00:55:05,847 --> 00:55:07,758 It's just the two of us again. 1057 00:55:08,367 --> 00:55:09,800 lt Iooks Iike it. 1058 00:55:09,967 --> 00:55:11,605 -Good. -Great. 1059 00:55:13,127 --> 00:55:14,242 -Go for a swim? -No. 1060 00:55:14,407 --> 00:55:15,442 Okay. 1061 00:55:16,807 --> 00:55:18,798 How dId you know I was here? 1062 00:55:18,967 --> 00:55:20,082 MartIna caIIed me. 1063 00:55:20,287 --> 00:55:21,959 When did Martina caII you? 1064 00:55:22,087 --> 00:55:23,600 Late Iast night. 1065 00:55:24,647 --> 00:55:26,046 Before or after? 1066 00:55:26,287 --> 00:55:27,686 Before or after what? 1067 00:55:27,927 --> 00:55:30,725 I don't know. Before or after 3 A.M., for exampIe? 1068 00:55:31,127 --> 00:55:32,242 After. 1069 00:55:32,407 --> 00:55:35,683 To tell you how great I am and how crazy you are for dumping me? 1070 00:55:36,607 --> 00:55:38,040 I aIready knew that. 1071 00:55:38,287 --> 00:55:40,357 That's not fair, don't say that. 1072 00:55:40,927 --> 00:55:42,076 Why are you here? 1073 00:55:42,367 --> 00:55:43,800 Do you regret what you did? 1074 00:55:44,407 --> 00:55:46,796 Seeing another woman made you jeaIous? 1075 00:55:46,967 --> 00:55:49,925 By another woman, I don't mean another woman... 1076 00:55:50,087 --> 00:55:50,997 I don't know. 1077 00:55:51,327 --> 00:55:54,717 Something made you drive 6 hours. You even brought the dog. 1078 00:55:54,847 --> 00:55:56,599 You know it makes me cry. 1079 00:55:56,767 --> 00:55:59,645 -I missed my period. -What? 1080 00:55:59,807 --> 00:56:03,686 It couId be the stress, or I'm sad... I shouId have had It 5 days ago. 1081 00:56:03,847 --> 00:56:05,326 Did you take a pregnancy test? 1082 00:56:06,647 --> 00:56:07,966 I wanted to take it with you. 1083 00:56:08,327 --> 00:56:10,204 Then what do we do? 1084 00:56:10,847 --> 00:56:14,396 Get married again and start over? That wouId be great, but... 1085 00:56:14,567 --> 00:56:16,876 What if you're not? ''Sorry, faIse aIarm. So Iong.'' 1086 00:56:17,007 --> 00:56:19,396 -Don't say that. -You're driving me nuts. 1087 00:56:19,567 --> 00:56:20,761 I wanted to be with you. 1088 00:56:21,527 --> 00:56:25,486 I didn't want to keep it from you. I didn't mean to bother you, 1089 00:56:25,607 --> 00:56:28,201 -but I'II Ieave if you want me to. -You don't bother me. 1090 00:56:28,927 --> 00:56:30,121 That's the thing. 1091 00:56:30,927 --> 00:56:32,280 Can I have a hug? 1092 00:56:34,367 --> 00:56:36,676 No, you hug me. You're the one who dumped me. 1093 00:56:41,767 --> 00:56:43,246 MigueI, what's wrong, baby? 1094 00:56:43,407 --> 00:56:45,125 It's okay, my Iove. It's okay. 1095 00:56:45,647 --> 00:56:46,682 Cousin! 1096 00:56:47,167 --> 00:56:48,600 Did you take your benzo? 1097 00:56:48,727 --> 00:56:50,683 No, they took my piIIs away. 1098 00:56:50,847 --> 00:56:54,044 What do you mean? Have you got shit for brains? 1099 00:56:54,207 --> 00:56:55,959 Taking away his medication? 1100 00:56:56,087 --> 00:56:57,725 You'II give him backIash! 1101 00:56:57,887 --> 00:57:01,277 -The backIash is kicking in... -To�a, he's fine. 1102 00:57:01,487 --> 00:57:03,364 Are you a nurse, by any chance? 1103 00:57:04,087 --> 00:57:05,156 Here, sweetheart. 1104 00:57:07,127 --> 00:57:08,719 More water! 1105 00:57:10,567 --> 00:57:11,966 In my Iine of work, 1106 00:57:12,127 --> 00:57:14,118 to be number one, you have to give the cIient 1107 00:57:14,287 --> 00:57:15,800 something extra. How otherwise? 1108 00:57:16,167 --> 00:57:20,445 Buy them dinner and drinks at the VIP Iounge at the Pacha... 1109 00:57:20,727 --> 00:57:22,877 And hookers. That's essentiaI. Look. 1110 00:57:23,967 --> 00:57:27,846 Her name was HeIena, with an H. What a gIrI. 1111 00:57:28,007 --> 00:57:30,043 Russian, 22 years oId, bIonde, 1112 00:57:30,207 --> 00:57:32,243 beautifuI, super taII... 1113 00:57:32,407 --> 00:57:34,443 -Good in bed? -Damn straight. 1114 00:57:34,607 --> 00:57:39,203 We went upstaIrs, she went down on me in the bathroom and I was hooked. 1115 00:57:39,327 --> 00:57:41,522 -She sucked you off? -Did she ever. 1116 00:57:41,767 --> 00:57:45,965 I knew she was onIy after a green card. Like aII of them. 1117 00:57:46,127 --> 00:57:48,322 But l thought she wanted something more. 1118 00:57:48,487 --> 00:57:49,806 That she was into me. 1119 00:57:50,087 --> 00:57:52,043 But two months Iater, she took off. 1120 00:57:52,207 --> 00:57:54,084 -HeIena with an H. -HeIena. 1121 00:57:54,247 --> 00:57:55,396 Know what the probIem is? 1122 00:57:55,567 --> 00:57:58,286 -HeIena with an H. -No, she's not. 1123 00:57:58,447 --> 00:58:00,278 I'm the probIem. 1124 00:58:00,407 --> 00:58:03,877 As soon as l have sex... I stick It in and I faII in love. 1125 00:58:04,047 --> 00:58:05,196 Hookers, even more. 1126 00:58:05,367 --> 00:58:07,085 Because it's the onIy thing 1127 00:58:07,247 --> 00:58:09,283 that feeIs Iike the reaI deaI. Like Richard Gere. 1128 00:58:09,447 --> 00:58:10,675 In ''Pretty Woman.'' 1129 00:58:10,847 --> 00:58:14,044 Richard Gere, JuIia Roberts. DIrected by Garry MarshaII in 1990. 1130 00:58:14,207 --> 00:58:16,323 ExactIy. Hey, the year CIara was born. 1131 00:58:18,727 --> 00:58:20,763 You shouIdn't have Iet me rent that movie. 1132 00:58:21,047 --> 00:58:22,162 You saw my daughter. 1133 00:58:22,327 --> 00:58:22,964 What? 1134 00:58:23,127 --> 00:58:24,355 You saw my daughter. 1135 00:58:24,527 --> 00:58:26,802 I'm teIIing you about Helena with an H. 1136 00:58:26,967 --> 00:58:28,082 -When? -I didn't see her. 1137 00:58:28,207 --> 00:58:29,435 -When? -I didn't see her. 1138 00:58:29,607 --> 00:58:31,245 -When? -I didn't see her! 1139 00:58:31,407 --> 00:58:32,362 -When? -Last nIght. 1140 00:58:32,527 --> 00:58:34,165 But I did it for you. 1141 00:58:34,327 --> 00:58:37,717 I'm worried about you. l want you two to patch things up. 1142 00:58:37,847 --> 00:58:38,916 You fucked her. 1143 00:58:39,087 --> 00:58:40,600 No, l dIdn't. 1144 00:58:40,727 --> 00:58:41,682 You fucked her. 1145 00:58:41,847 --> 00:58:43,724 No, l dIdn't. Now Iisten to me. 1146 00:58:43,887 --> 00:58:46,606 -You fucked her. -No. And she's not a hooker. 1147 00:58:46,767 --> 00:58:48,246 She's onIy a waitress. 1148 00:58:48,367 --> 00:58:50,164 -You fucked her. -No, l dIdn't! 1149 00:58:50,287 --> 00:58:52,482 -Yes, you did! -No, I didn't! 1150 00:58:52,647 --> 00:58:53,716 Okay, I tried. 1151 00:58:53,887 --> 00:58:55,605 But she wouIdn't Iet me. 1152 00:58:55,767 --> 00:58:57,883 I tried to fuck her, for your sake. 1153 00:58:58,047 --> 00:59:00,083 You shouId thank me. 1154 00:59:00,607 --> 00:59:02,677 Do whatever you want. What about it? 1155 00:59:03,647 --> 00:59:05,478 I thought you were Iike a son. 1156 00:59:08,367 --> 00:59:10,164 Don't take it so hard. 1157 00:59:10,447 --> 00:59:12,165 Bachi, no... Bachi! 1158 00:59:12,527 --> 00:59:14,518 Not the water! Don't jump in the water again! 1159 00:59:14,687 --> 00:59:16,245 I'd rather you slugged me! 1160 00:59:16,407 --> 00:59:17,920 I won't jump in after you! 1161 00:59:18,087 --> 00:59:19,281 Go ahead and drown! 1162 00:59:19,447 --> 00:59:21,961 -Why dId you call her? -To heIp you get her back. 1163 00:59:22,087 --> 00:59:24,157 l don't want her back. I want to be with you. 1164 00:59:24,327 --> 00:59:26,522 -You were getting married. -Yeah, but that was before. 1165 00:59:26,687 --> 00:59:27,722 That was yesterday! 1166 00:59:28,687 --> 00:59:29,642 What? 1167 00:59:29,927 --> 00:59:31,246 There's somebody eIse. 1168 00:59:31,407 --> 00:59:33,318 -What do you mean? -She met somebody eIse. 1169 00:59:33,647 --> 00:59:35,524 -Somebody eIse? -Yeah, somebody eIse. 1170 00:59:36,167 --> 00:59:38,362 She spent two months in India with Dentists Without Borders. 1171 00:59:38,527 --> 00:59:41,485 She's a very sociaIIy-conscious oraI surgeon. 1172 00:59:41,647 --> 00:59:44,320 And somewhere among aII those cavities she met somebody eIse. 1173 00:59:44,527 --> 00:59:46,643 -An oraI surgeon. -An oraI surgeon. 1174 00:59:47,047 --> 00:59:49,402 She says nothing happened, but It scared her. 1175 00:59:49,807 --> 00:59:53,482 That when she's In Iove, aII other men are invIsibIe. 1176 00:59:53,647 --> 00:59:56,605 But this jerk showed up and she started having doubts. 1177 00:59:57,287 --> 00:59:59,721 -Why didn't you teII me this before? -Because it's humiIiating. 1178 01:00:00,527 --> 01:00:04,361 No Iess than buyIng a pregnancy test to find out who the father is... 1179 01:00:04,727 --> 01:00:06,558 You saId nothing happened. 1180 01:00:06,727 --> 01:00:07,921 And you belIeve her? 1181 01:00:08,087 --> 01:00:09,645 She fucked him in India. 1182 01:00:09,967 --> 01:00:12,606 I don't care. I swear I don't care if she did. 1183 01:00:12,807 --> 01:00:15,480 But you fuck him and move on. Don't teII me about it. 1184 01:00:15,647 --> 01:00:17,638 You were engaged, damn it. 1185 01:00:17,887 --> 01:00:21,163 That oral surgeon can't give you what I can. Fucking coward. 1186 01:00:22,927 --> 01:00:25,441 -Just Iike you. -Me? 1187 01:00:26,167 --> 01:00:27,725 You caIIed her because you were scared. 1188 01:00:27,967 --> 01:00:30,925 -Scared of what? -Of things working out between us. 1189 01:00:31,327 --> 01:00:34,000 Maybe you're the one scared of things working out. 1190 01:00:34,167 --> 01:00:36,476 You've done nothing but screw things up since you got here. 1191 01:00:36,647 --> 01:00:39,878 You were probabIy doing the same thing with your girIfriend. Or ex-girIfriend. 1192 01:00:40,047 --> 01:00:44,359 You got scared. Just Iike with that ''somebody eIse.'' I can teII. 1193 01:00:44,727 --> 01:00:48,242 You're IeavIng. You'II Ieave wIth her by sundown. 1194 01:00:48,447 --> 01:00:50,677 Something between you Is unfinished. 1195 01:00:53,487 --> 01:00:56,047 -Did you teII her we had sex? -No, I didn't. 1196 01:00:56,207 --> 01:00:58,880 I have better taste than that. You'II end up teIIing her anyway. 1197 01:00:59,007 --> 01:01:01,077 -No, I won't. -Yes, you wiII. 1198 01:01:01,367 --> 01:01:04,677 Because you want revenge, but you aIso want her back. 1199 01:01:04,847 --> 01:01:07,156 And teIIing her you sIept wIth me wiII heIp you get both. 1200 01:01:07,407 --> 01:01:08,760 The pharmacy. 1201 01:01:12,287 --> 01:01:13,561 Cousin? 1202 01:01:14,327 --> 01:01:15,521 What's the problem? 1203 01:01:15,847 --> 01:01:17,075 Why are you soaking wet? 1204 01:01:22,127 --> 01:01:23,765 Cousin, are you okay? 1205 01:01:24,287 --> 01:01:26,755 -Sweetie, your piII. -I'd better check on my cousin. 1206 01:01:26,927 --> 01:01:28,042 Fuck him. 1207 01:01:31,607 --> 01:01:32,517 Eat it. 1208 01:01:32,687 --> 01:01:34,439 I'm a IittIe embarrassed. 1209 01:01:40,647 --> 01:01:42,444 Honey, I'd better take it now... 1210 01:01:56,927 --> 01:01:57,962 Stud! 1211 01:01:58,167 --> 01:01:59,486 Very good. 1212 01:01:59,647 --> 01:02:01,126 -Give me a kiss. -Sorry. 1213 01:02:01,247 --> 01:02:02,123 GIve me a kiss. 1214 01:02:09,647 --> 01:02:12,684 Damn, what now? lt's my day off. Why are you soaking wet? 1215 01:02:12,847 --> 01:02:14,997 Your dad jumped in the sea and drowned. 1216 01:02:15,167 --> 01:02:17,476 I trIed to save him... He swaIIowed too much water 1217 01:02:17,647 --> 01:02:19,638 and his heart stopped. 1218 01:02:19,807 --> 01:02:22,844 They managed to revive him, but he's in bad shape. 1219 01:02:26,247 --> 01:02:28,238 -Take me to hIm. -See? Look how upset you are. 1220 01:02:28,407 --> 01:02:32,844 You do care about him. That's why you didn't move away. 1221 01:02:35,527 --> 01:02:36,880 You son of a bitch! 1222 01:02:37,047 --> 01:02:38,878 Okay, okay... Give me a second. 1223 01:02:39,047 --> 01:02:40,685 CaIm down, damn it! 1224 01:02:40,927 --> 01:02:43,316 NothIng happened. But someday it wiII. 1225 01:02:43,447 --> 01:02:45,915 And you're both acting Iike idiots. 1226 01:02:46,927 --> 01:02:49,202 -I went too far, I'm sorry. -What? 1227 01:02:49,367 --> 01:02:53,519 I went too far. I do stupid things sometimes. I'm not perfect. 1228 01:02:53,687 --> 01:02:55,086 Sardine, just go. 1229 01:02:56,767 --> 01:02:58,564 I taIked to your dad. He's In bad shape. 1230 01:02:58,687 --> 01:03:01,759 Come with us to the wharf Iater for the cuca�a. 1231 01:03:01,927 --> 01:03:04,725 Remember when we were kIds? You used to Iaugh when I'd faII. 1232 01:03:04,887 --> 01:03:07,959 l'II pass. You're a coupIe of drunks. 1233 01:03:08,487 --> 01:03:09,681 And just so you know, 1234 01:03:09,847 --> 01:03:12,077 I wouIdn't have fucked you for a millIon euros. 1235 01:03:12,247 --> 01:03:13,475 Of course not. 1236 01:03:13,847 --> 01:03:15,917 Because you only have sex when you're in Iove, Iike me. 1237 01:03:17,447 --> 01:03:18,960 Get Iost, you jerk! 1238 01:03:19,967 --> 01:03:21,241 You'II be there, 1239 01:03:21,447 --> 01:03:22,357 you know you wiII. 1240 01:03:22,527 --> 01:03:25,439 Because you dig the cuca�a. And you dig me too. 1241 01:03:25,607 --> 01:03:27,325 I'm your RIchard Gere. 1242 01:03:27,727 --> 01:03:29,046 Goddamn Iunatic! 1243 01:03:29,567 --> 01:03:31,364 ''Symptoms that do not match 1244 01:03:31,527 --> 01:03:33,995 cIassic disease symptoms or are inconsIstent.'' 1245 01:03:34,167 --> 01:03:35,282 Interesting. 1246 01:03:35,447 --> 01:03:38,519 ''MuItipIe prIor hospital stays.'' 1247 01:03:38,687 --> 01:03:41,520 LIttIe creep. Trying to scare me, huh? 1248 01:03:41,807 --> 01:03:43,365 Look. Steady as a rock. 1249 01:03:43,527 --> 01:03:46,519 ''The parent is excessiveIy attentIve and serviIe 1250 01:03:46,687 --> 01:03:48,120 in a hospitaI setting 1251 01:03:48,567 --> 01:03:53,243 and frequentIy works in a fieId reIated to medicine, Iike nursing.'' 1252 01:03:53,807 --> 01:03:57,163 It's caIIed Munchausen's Syndrome, by proxy. 1253 01:03:57,447 --> 01:04:00,166 ''By proxy.'' What a snob. 1254 01:04:03,327 --> 01:04:06,683 ''A psychiatric disorder in whIch the aduIt provokes 1255 01:04:06,807 --> 01:04:10,595 or simuIates symptoms in a chiId in their care, 1256 01:04:10,887 --> 01:04:12,081 frequentIy their own chIldren. 1257 01:04:12,247 --> 01:04:16,957 The mother intentionaIIy makes the chiId sick so the chiId 1258 01:04:17,127 --> 01:04:18,480 wiIl need her.'' 1259 01:04:19,127 --> 01:04:20,958 Damn. PeopIe are screwed up. 1260 01:04:23,207 --> 01:04:27,883 The fIrst time I read it, I didn't Iet my mom near me for a week. 1261 01:04:28,447 --> 01:04:31,120 And I wouIdn't eat anything unIess I saw it prepared, 1262 01:04:31,367 --> 01:04:32,595 just in case. 1263 01:04:32,727 --> 01:04:34,046 You're reaIIy something. 1264 01:04:34,207 --> 01:04:35,799 Bad choice of disease. 1265 01:04:36,007 --> 01:04:38,680 You're right, it's more for young women... 1266 01:04:41,447 --> 01:04:42,197 Sweetie! 1267 01:04:42,327 --> 01:04:45,239 Come on, I set up mattresses in the garden for our breathing exercises! 1268 01:04:45,407 --> 01:04:47,921 I'm breathing just fIne, Iook. 1269 01:04:49,447 --> 01:04:51,244 Sweetie, come on. 1270 01:04:51,767 --> 01:04:52,836 Coming. 1271 01:04:53,407 --> 01:04:54,806 I'd better go. 1272 01:04:54,967 --> 01:04:57,481 We'II keep pIaying Iater. I'm winning 1-0. 1273 01:04:57,647 --> 01:04:58,796 Champions... 1274 01:04:59,567 --> 01:05:02,604 -How Iong does it say to wait? -Three minutes. 1275 01:05:03,447 --> 01:05:04,675 Pretty fast, huh? 1276 01:05:04,847 --> 01:05:07,202 Find out if your Iife wiII change in 3 minutes. 1277 01:05:07,327 --> 01:05:09,079 These things shouId take at least 3 days 1278 01:05:09,207 --> 01:05:11,163 so you can get your head around it. 1279 01:05:12,887 --> 01:05:14,400 Can you make the sound for me? 1280 01:05:21,927 --> 01:05:24,521 -Did you sIeep with her? -What? 1281 01:05:24,647 --> 01:05:26,797 -Diego... -No, no, no. 1282 01:05:26,967 --> 01:05:28,082 No, no, no. 1283 01:05:28,247 --> 01:05:29,043 Yes. 1284 01:05:29,207 --> 01:05:32,802 I did sIeep with her. But you have no right to be mad or jeaIous. 1285 01:05:33,167 --> 01:05:37,365 Don't cry, you know seeing you cry makes me cry as weII. 1286 01:05:38,047 --> 01:05:40,038 -Are you in Iove with her? -No. 1287 01:05:40,207 --> 01:05:42,277 There wasn't time. It's impossibIe. 1288 01:05:42,567 --> 01:05:44,922 But you onIy sleep with someone if you're in Iove. 1289 01:05:45,087 --> 01:05:47,282 That's true, but what can I do? 1290 01:05:47,567 --> 01:05:50,001 You dumped me, I'm down and out... 1291 01:05:50,167 --> 01:05:53,716 Every morning I wake up and I want to get back together. 1292 01:05:53,887 --> 01:05:54,876 What? 1293 01:05:55,407 --> 01:05:59,525 I'm a bitch. I have no right. I'm driving you crazy. I'm sorry. 1294 01:05:59,727 --> 01:06:02,366 I've aIways Iiked you driving me crazy. 1295 01:06:02,567 --> 01:06:03,886 Then what shouId we do? 1296 01:06:05,927 --> 01:06:10,125 Hope you're pregnant. And make that our biggest priority. 1297 01:06:13,607 --> 01:06:14,517 Nothing. 1298 01:06:14,887 --> 01:06:16,002 Negative. 1299 01:06:19,847 --> 01:06:22,202 Stress has aIways affected your hormones. 1300 01:06:25,527 --> 01:06:27,085 I had my hopes up. 1301 01:06:28,847 --> 01:06:31,156 What about the oral surgeon? 1302 01:06:32,167 --> 01:06:35,557 The oraI surgeon is the oraI surgeon. Just an escape. 1303 01:06:36,487 --> 01:06:38,205 And now that you've escaped? 1304 01:06:38,447 --> 01:06:40,438 He's gone. For good. 1305 01:06:41,487 --> 01:06:42,761 What about Martina? 1306 01:06:43,007 --> 01:06:45,567 Is she just an escape or something more? 1307 01:06:48,847 --> 01:06:52,237 What if I said Iet's forget everything and pIck up where we left off? 1308 01:06:52,487 --> 01:06:54,318 I know you won't forget the paIn l caused you. 1309 01:06:54,487 --> 01:06:56,921 No, I won't. 1310 01:08:26,407 --> 01:08:28,716 Not the water! Not the water! 1311 01:08:28,927 --> 01:08:30,326 A dog! A dog! 1312 01:08:36,087 --> 01:08:38,043 You're in rare form here. 1313 01:08:38,447 --> 01:08:40,563 I thought you were missing me. 1314 01:08:40,727 --> 01:08:43,446 You Iooked so Ioose out there, with your cousins... 1315 01:08:43,607 --> 01:08:45,484 Diving in without earpIugs... 1316 01:08:45,887 --> 01:08:46,876 I don't know. 1317 01:08:47,167 --> 01:08:50,239 You stiII haven't expIained why you didn't caII me. 1318 01:08:50,567 --> 01:08:52,319 I don't get it. 1319 01:08:52,567 --> 01:08:54,478 I don't know what came over you. 1320 01:08:54,687 --> 01:08:56,643 -My cousins wouIdn't Iet me. -Your cousins? 1321 01:08:56,807 --> 01:08:59,640 Those are cousins? Those aren't cousins. 1322 01:08:59,807 --> 01:09:02,924 Just because they're famiIy doesn't mean they want what's best for you. 1323 01:09:03,087 --> 01:09:04,076 Don't be angry. 1324 01:09:04,247 --> 01:09:06,397 I'm angry because you're not angry. 1325 01:09:06,567 --> 01:09:08,683 You're the one who shouId be angry. 1326 01:09:08,847 --> 01:09:10,997 Getting angry wIII make me sick. 1327 01:09:11,127 --> 01:09:12,480 Sure, you'II get sIck. 1328 01:09:12,927 --> 01:09:15,646 You're right, I'm sorry. 1329 01:09:15,847 --> 01:09:17,724 Sorry isn't good enough. 1330 01:09:18,447 --> 01:09:20,563 How wiII you ever stand up for anything 1331 01:09:20,687 --> 01:09:23,804 if you can't stand up for me to your cousins? 1332 01:09:24,127 --> 01:09:25,924 Jeepers, MigueI. 1333 01:09:27,287 --> 01:09:29,005 They're reaIIy hurting us. 1334 01:09:29,527 --> 01:09:30,516 No more hurting. 1335 01:09:32,767 --> 01:09:35,565 SweetIe... Your puIse is racing. 1336 01:09:36,247 --> 01:09:38,238 Did you have a bad thought? 1337 01:09:39,487 --> 01:09:43,162 My baby had a bad thought! What was it? 1338 01:09:45,007 --> 01:09:46,360 It must be broken. 1339 01:09:47,647 --> 01:09:50,241 Honey, it's off the charts... 1340 01:09:51,607 --> 01:09:53,086 I'II give you somethIng... 1341 01:09:53,287 --> 01:09:55,437 That's what you get for doIng the cuca�a. 1342 01:09:55,607 --> 01:09:58,075 Acting aII brave in front of your cousins... 1343 01:09:58,247 --> 01:09:59,805 You never Iisten to me. 1344 01:10:04,327 --> 01:10:05,396 It stopped. 1345 01:10:07,287 --> 01:10:09,801 You broke it. Sweetie, you broke it. 1346 01:10:10,607 --> 01:10:12,040 That's vIoIence! 1347 01:10:12,207 --> 01:10:13,435 Listen, Clarita. 1348 01:10:13,607 --> 01:10:16,519 Just reIax. From now on, I'm gonna take care of your dad. 1349 01:10:16,687 --> 01:10:19,247 I'II see to It he's weII-Iooked after. 1350 01:10:19,407 --> 01:10:21,125 You're gonna buy him a wInery? 1351 01:10:22,167 --> 01:10:24,476 Are you trying to make this harder on me? 1352 01:10:24,807 --> 01:10:26,399 Go right ahead. 1353 01:10:26,567 --> 01:10:29,639 I'm so pumped up today I couId seII a fIeet of freight eIevators. 1354 01:10:29,807 --> 01:10:31,126 Getting your cIients Iaid. 1355 01:10:31,287 --> 01:10:32,686 Everybody gains. 1356 01:10:33,007 --> 01:10:34,520 That reminds me, I'm Iate. I have to be going. 1357 01:10:34,687 --> 01:10:36,837 It's your day off. 1358 01:10:37,367 --> 01:10:40,359 At least I take a day off. You're drunk 24-7. 1359 01:10:40,527 --> 01:10:42,563 We agreed on a cease fire. 1360 01:10:42,727 --> 01:10:45,844 Put that away, you're not even the one who reached it. 1361 01:10:45,967 --> 01:10:47,525 You see how aIike you are? 1362 01:10:48,127 --> 01:10:50,880 Two hydrauIic sIedgehammers. You both Iove smashing things. 1363 01:10:53,127 --> 01:10:54,879 I'II continue, if you don't mind. 1364 01:10:55,687 --> 01:10:58,520 I've given this situation a Iot of thought. 1365 01:10:59,007 --> 01:11:00,520 So far, I've managed to get you two 1366 01:11:00,687 --> 01:11:04,043 face to face for a cup of coffee... straight... 1367 01:11:05,607 --> 01:11:08,405 And I think I have the answer to your probIem. 1368 01:11:10,127 --> 01:11:11,116 lt's me. 1369 01:11:12,407 --> 01:11:14,398 l'm wiIIing to be the Iink 1370 01:11:14,567 --> 01:11:16,797 between you. I'm wiIIing to make that sacrifice. 1371 01:11:16,967 --> 01:11:19,083 Like a middIe to Iong term intermediary. 1372 01:11:19,247 --> 01:11:21,841 A middIe to long term Intermediary? 1373 01:11:22,007 --> 01:11:24,396 What's that supposed to mean? Are you proposIng? 1374 01:11:24,567 --> 01:11:27,445 First he'II have to dIvorce Helena with an H. 1375 01:11:29,167 --> 01:11:30,805 HeIena with an H? 1376 01:11:31,327 --> 01:11:32,885 Great, Sardine. Great. 1377 01:11:33,007 --> 01:11:35,043 You Iied to me. He said the ring was a prop. 1378 01:11:35,207 --> 01:11:37,562 I'm glad nothing happened because I wouId have feIt awfuI. 1379 01:11:37,967 --> 01:11:39,161 Nothing happened? 1380 01:11:39,327 --> 01:11:41,636 No, It was more Iike ''An OffIcer and a GentIeman.'' 1381 01:11:42,327 --> 01:11:45,399 Richard Gere, Debra Winger. Directed by TayIor Hackford. 1982. 1382 01:11:45,527 --> 01:11:47,836 I think ''Rain Man'' had more of an effect on him. 1383 01:11:48,007 --> 01:11:52,285 Tom Cruise, DustIn Hoffman, directed by Barry Levinson in... 1384 01:11:52,447 --> 01:11:53,926 -'88. -'87. 1385 01:11:54,047 --> 01:11:56,322 -'88. -I remember perfectIy. 1386 01:11:56,807 --> 01:11:57,876 That's enough! 1387 01:11:58,047 --> 01:12:00,845 If you two want to gang up on me, that's fine with me. 1388 01:12:01,007 --> 01:12:03,999 It's cIearIy a step forward. But you know what? 1389 01:12:04,167 --> 01:12:05,805 I can seII anything. Anything. 1390 01:12:05,967 --> 01:12:08,003 I want you two to reconciIe and I snap my fingers. 1391 01:12:08,367 --> 01:12:09,561 It's a matter of time and strategy. 1392 01:12:09,767 --> 01:12:11,962 But who buys me? 1393 01:12:13,087 --> 01:12:14,918 Can you teII me that? 1394 01:12:15,967 --> 01:12:18,527 l have a great job. Good saIary, bonuses, 1395 01:12:18,687 --> 01:12:22,077 pats on the back, company car, VIP box seats 1396 01:12:22,247 --> 01:12:24,078 at the game, it's aII great. 1397 01:12:24,247 --> 01:12:25,475 But I get home at night 1398 01:12:26,607 --> 01:12:29,360 and I sit on the couch with the TV off 1399 01:12:29,887 --> 01:12:31,957 in my pyjamas Iike an idiot... 1400 01:12:33,167 --> 01:12:35,840 and I see my refIection and think, ''What's the point?'' 1401 01:12:37,847 --> 01:12:38,996 What's the point? 1402 01:12:40,167 --> 01:12:42,965 So you can go back to your IittIe probIems now. 1403 01:12:44,367 --> 01:12:46,278 Sorry, you're right. 1404 01:12:47,047 --> 01:12:48,321 It was in '87. 1405 01:12:48,887 --> 01:12:51,685 No, it was in '88. I was onIy trying to piss you off. 1406 01:12:51,967 --> 01:12:54,435 But if you say '87, it's '87. 1407 01:12:54,727 --> 01:12:57,605 No, a fact is a fact. It was '88, period. 1408 01:12:57,847 --> 01:13:00,202 That's what I said, '88. Correct. 1409 01:13:01,967 --> 01:13:03,559 You know what you did wrong? 1410 01:13:04,127 --> 01:13:05,958 You set the bar too high, Dad. 1411 01:13:06,607 --> 01:13:09,121 And I've been searching for the same thing ever sInce. 1412 01:13:09,527 --> 01:13:11,438 And I think l've even fabricated it. 1413 01:13:12,007 --> 01:13:14,396 I forced myseIf to feeI the way you did. 1414 01:13:15,167 --> 01:13:16,486 And it's a IIe. 1415 01:13:16,927 --> 01:13:18,155 lt's a Iie. 1416 01:13:18,767 --> 01:13:21,201 I don't know if I've ever reaIIy Ioved a woman. 1417 01:13:21,327 --> 01:13:24,205 I ask myself that question and I have no idea. 1418 01:13:28,487 --> 01:13:30,205 I'm so IoneIy, Dad. 1419 01:13:32,087 --> 01:13:33,805 I don't IIke being aIone. 1420 01:13:34,327 --> 01:13:36,079 I don't know why, but I can't stand it. 1421 01:13:36,247 --> 01:13:38,078 There, I said It. 1422 01:13:39,687 --> 01:13:42,440 I just want to Iove somebody, I don't care who it is. 1423 01:13:42,607 --> 01:13:46,282 I'II take either one of them. And that isn't right. 1424 01:13:47,087 --> 01:13:49,362 I'm supposed to Iike one more than the other. 1425 01:13:49,647 --> 01:13:51,160 When one strokes me, I'm happy. 1426 01:13:51,367 --> 01:13:53,676 When the other one strokes me, I'm just as happy. 1427 01:13:55,527 --> 01:13:58,166 I'm a fraud. It's aII a Iie. 1428 01:13:59,567 --> 01:14:01,922 What a putz. 1429 01:14:02,327 --> 01:14:04,238 Look what a mess I made. 1430 01:14:06,167 --> 01:14:08,635 You were abIe to Iove a woman, from start to finish. 1431 01:14:08,847 --> 01:14:10,200 With aII your heart. 1432 01:14:10,327 --> 01:14:12,204 How the heII do you do that? 1433 01:14:13,607 --> 01:14:16,679 I thought I couId and I haven't got a cIue anymore. 1434 01:14:17,527 --> 01:14:18,516 Son, 1435 01:14:18,767 --> 01:14:21,600 ask your cousin JuIian, he knows. 1436 01:14:23,127 --> 01:14:24,116 Hi, cousin. 1437 01:14:24,287 --> 01:14:26,278 What a dope. How Iong have you been there? 1438 01:14:26,607 --> 01:14:30,236 I don't know, but when you said you were loneIy he got aII wishy-washy. 1439 01:14:30,407 --> 01:14:32,841 -You reaIIy got to him. -Look. 1440 01:14:33,567 --> 01:14:34,317 What is it? 1441 01:14:34,487 --> 01:14:35,476 I can't see it from here. 1442 01:14:35,647 --> 01:14:36,716 A bug. 1443 01:14:36,887 --> 01:14:40,243 It's a piII bug. It curIs up into a baII when you touch it. 1444 01:14:40,407 --> 01:14:42,443 That's what piII bugs do. 1445 01:14:43,127 --> 01:14:44,560 To�a is my finger... 1446 01:14:45,647 --> 01:14:46,966 and I'm the piII bug. 1447 01:14:47,967 --> 01:14:49,116 To�a touches me, 1448 01:14:49,767 --> 01:14:51,120 I curI up into a baII. 1449 01:14:52,847 --> 01:14:55,156 Are you guys coming out of the cIoset tonight or what? 1450 01:14:55,887 --> 01:14:57,605 What shouId we do? 1451 01:14:58,127 --> 01:15:00,925 We need to do something different. I'm in a Ioop. 1452 01:15:01,087 --> 01:15:02,964 Let's get sIoshed. 1453 01:15:03,087 --> 01:15:04,918 He said something different. 1454 01:15:12,247 --> 01:15:13,396 You kiIIed me. 1455 01:15:13,847 --> 01:15:15,075 You're the one kiIIing me. 1456 01:15:15,247 --> 01:15:16,362 That's euthanasia. 1457 01:15:17,647 --> 01:15:19,285 Things were so easy before. 1458 01:15:20,647 --> 01:15:24,162 You'd go onstage, sing a song for the girI you Iiked 1459 01:15:24,367 --> 01:15:26,278 and you were happy aII summer Iong. 1460 01:15:26,647 --> 01:15:31,402 And girIs used to chase after us Iike we were the Pet Shop Boys. 1461 01:15:31,527 --> 01:15:33,404 No, the Backstreet CousIns. 1462 01:15:35,207 --> 01:15:36,401 You said it. 1463 01:15:46,607 --> 01:15:47,722 You wouIdn't. 1464 01:15:47,927 --> 01:15:51,044 -If I take a coupIe downers... -A coupIe more. 1465 01:15:51,927 --> 01:15:54,566 -A coupIe of whiskies... -A coupIe more. 1466 01:15:55,927 --> 01:15:57,485 Remember the...? 1467 01:15:57,647 --> 01:16:00,366 Some neurons not even aIcohoI can kiII. 1468 01:16:00,527 --> 01:16:01,721 Or anti-depressants erase. 1469 01:16:16,887 --> 01:16:19,242 I dedicate thIs song to Bachi, the Amen�bar of ComiIIas 1470 01:16:19,407 --> 01:16:21,637 and the prettIest girI in aII Santander. For you, 1471 01:16:21,807 --> 01:16:22,876 beautifuI. 1472 01:16:24,727 --> 01:16:27,480 This is dedicated to someone very speciaI. 1473 01:16:27,647 --> 01:16:28,875 Danny. 1474 01:16:30,247 --> 01:16:31,646 And To�a. 1475 01:16:31,807 --> 01:16:32,922 I Iove you. 1476 01:16:33,167 --> 01:16:35,044 I want to dedicate this song to... 1477 01:16:36,087 --> 01:16:37,076 to... 1478 01:16:38,247 --> 01:16:39,441 to... 1479 01:16:39,927 --> 01:16:40,882 to... 1480 01:16:43,447 --> 01:16:44,641 ...to the Iove of my Iife. 1481 01:16:44,807 --> 01:16:46,559 Let's go, ComiIIas! 1482 01:18:21,487 --> 01:18:23,478 Let's go, ComiIIas! 1483 01:18:37,207 --> 01:18:38,356 That's enough. 1484 01:18:51,207 --> 01:18:52,560 Thank you very much. 1485 01:19:06,487 --> 01:19:08,284 Hey, have you seen Sardine? 1486 01:19:08,527 --> 01:19:10,563 I wanted to congratuIate him and he's gone. 1487 01:19:10,767 --> 01:19:12,997 He's probabIy signing autographs. 1488 01:19:14,007 --> 01:19:15,599 What a threesome. 1489 01:19:16,127 --> 01:19:18,960 -How are you? -Fine, and you? 1490 01:19:19,487 --> 01:19:20,840 Great. 1491 01:19:22,807 --> 01:19:25,241 -You Iook awesome. -Very correct. And you? 1492 01:19:25,407 --> 01:19:26,442 Correct. 1493 01:19:27,367 --> 01:19:29,119 We're aII correct. 1494 01:19:30,287 --> 01:19:31,686 l see you everyday. 1495 01:19:33,967 --> 01:19:37,676 You don't reaIize, but I see you outside the cIub. 1496 01:19:40,767 --> 01:19:42,325 Know what the worst part is? 1497 01:19:42,847 --> 01:19:44,485 lt makes me feeI safer. 1498 01:19:44,967 --> 01:19:47,879 WeII, if you need me there, I'II be there for sure. 1499 01:19:48,527 --> 01:19:49,676 It's my job. 1500 01:19:50,407 --> 01:19:51,442 I do it too. 1501 01:19:51,647 --> 01:19:52,966 Every night 1502 01:19:53,527 --> 01:19:57,202 I waIk by your boat on my way home to see if you're okay. 1503 01:19:57,367 --> 01:20:00,279 To make sure you haven't cracked your head open. 1504 01:20:00,687 --> 01:20:03,599 To make sure you're there, sleeping it off. 1505 01:20:04,607 --> 01:20:07,405 You don't know how ashamed I am to hear that. 1506 01:20:07,567 --> 01:20:09,080 Dad, I need you to quit drinking. 1507 01:20:09,287 --> 01:20:11,801 If you want us to start over, you have to quit drinkIng. 1508 01:20:11,967 --> 01:20:13,878 I'II aIways take care of you. 1509 01:20:14,087 --> 01:20:16,999 I'II never Iet anything happen to you. 1510 01:20:18,047 --> 01:20:19,241 Drunk or sober. 1511 01:20:19,407 --> 01:20:20,396 You're my princess. 1512 01:20:20,567 --> 01:20:22,239 Drunk or sober isn't good enough. 1513 01:20:22,847 --> 01:20:24,166 It's no picnic for me either, 1514 01:20:24,327 --> 01:20:26,761 seeing you go in that pIace every day. 1515 01:20:27,127 --> 01:20:30,676 Let's meet tomorrow for coffee and you can check 1516 01:20:30,847 --> 01:20:32,838 -the job offers. -First quIt drinking. 1517 01:20:33,007 --> 01:20:34,076 Then we'II see. 1518 01:20:42,407 --> 01:20:43,556 Dad, it was empty. 1519 01:20:46,567 --> 01:20:47,636 I didn't reaIize. 1520 01:20:51,687 --> 01:20:53,643 -Have we got a deaI? -I make the ruIes here. 1521 01:20:53,807 --> 01:20:54,557 Correct. 1522 01:20:55,247 --> 01:20:56,521 Correct. 1523 01:21:03,527 --> 01:21:04,482 Am I interrupting? 1524 01:21:04,607 --> 01:21:06,404 No. 1525 01:21:06,967 --> 01:21:09,356 I'm Ieaving. Let me know if you need anything. 1526 01:21:09,487 --> 01:21:11,603 SardIne's Ieaving. 1527 01:21:12,287 --> 01:21:14,243 Oh, weII. What can we do? 1528 01:21:15,567 --> 01:21:18,320 -So Iong. -It was bound to happen sooner or Iater. 1529 01:21:18,487 --> 01:21:22,082 -See you in ten years. -Or twenty. 1530 01:21:22,247 --> 01:21:23,919 There's no hurry. 1531 01:21:24,167 --> 01:21:25,885 What have I done to deserve thIs? 1532 01:21:26,127 --> 01:21:27,845 Carmen Maura and Chus Lampreave. 1533 01:21:28,007 --> 01:21:30,680 Directed by Pedro AImod�var in 1984. 1534 01:21:31,447 --> 01:21:33,278 Sardine, come here, damn it. 1535 01:21:40,567 --> 01:21:42,046 Where are you going, John Wayne? 1536 01:21:42,887 --> 01:21:44,639 You're gonna faII off your horse. 1537 01:21:49,767 --> 01:21:50,995 I'm scared. 1538 01:21:51,487 --> 01:21:52,636 Me too. 1539 01:21:53,807 --> 01:21:55,525 But we'II overcome it together. 1540 01:21:56,767 --> 01:21:58,246 You know how I Iost my eye? 1541 01:21:59,407 --> 01:22:01,875 A bomb went off in a schooI and it caught fire. 1542 01:22:02,367 --> 01:22:04,927 I saved 21 chiIdren. I carrIed them out 1543 01:22:05,047 --> 01:22:06,605 -one by one. -I don't beIieve you. 1544 01:22:06,767 --> 01:22:07,995 Listen, Danny. 1545 01:22:08,367 --> 01:22:10,323 I have a special nose for kids. 1546 01:22:10,487 --> 01:22:12,364 If l see one in danger, I swItch off. 1547 01:22:12,527 --> 01:22:15,564 We're getting on that rIde and nothIng wiII happen. 1548 01:22:15,687 --> 01:22:17,837 We'II buy up aII the tIckets 1549 01:22:18,007 --> 01:22:19,679 so nobody wiII bother us. 1550 01:22:20,047 --> 01:22:22,038 When we get off that ride, 1551 01:22:22,207 --> 01:22:25,085 we'll have huge baIIs Iike Spartacus. 1552 01:22:26,047 --> 01:22:28,641 -From riding the pirate ship? -That's right. 1553 01:22:28,807 --> 01:22:30,718 You're with cousin Jose MigueI. 1554 01:22:37,807 --> 01:22:39,798 -What are you doing? -Waiting. 1555 01:22:39,967 --> 01:22:41,446 What are we waiting for? 1556 01:22:43,567 --> 01:22:45,159 The finaI battIe. 1557 01:22:47,927 --> 01:22:49,645 Who against? Them? 1558 01:22:51,167 --> 01:22:52,566 No, against ourseIves. 1559 01:22:54,247 --> 01:22:55,885 It's gonna be a cIose one. 1560 01:22:56,967 --> 01:22:58,798 He was lying wounded on the highway. 1561 01:22:58,927 --> 01:23:00,280 He'd been run over by a car. 1562 01:23:00,447 --> 01:23:03,564 Diego and I both tried to heIp him. We didn't know each other. 1563 01:23:03,687 --> 01:23:05,325 We took him to the emergency vet. 1564 01:23:05,487 --> 01:23:07,876 Right when he touched me, I feIt Iike I was home. 1565 01:23:08,047 --> 01:23:11,403 I knew just by the smeII of his sweater that he wouId change 1566 01:23:11,567 --> 01:23:12,602 my Iife. 1567 01:23:13,407 --> 01:23:16,797 We adopted the dog, moved in together two weeks Iater 1568 01:23:16,927 --> 01:23:20,203 and after one month he wanted to get married. WeII, so did I. 1569 01:23:23,207 --> 01:23:24,925 We each got a ring tattooed. 1570 01:23:26,447 --> 01:23:27,482 Very pretty. 1571 01:23:27,647 --> 01:23:30,684 When I Ieft for India, saying goodbye at the airport, 1572 01:23:30,847 --> 01:23:33,202 l couIdn't imagine being apart for a minute. 1573 01:23:33,607 --> 01:23:34,562 I was dying. 1574 01:23:34,727 --> 01:23:36,445 And what happened in India? 1575 01:23:37,247 --> 01:23:39,602 I reaIized I was fine without Diego, 1576 01:23:39,767 --> 01:23:42,235 that we missed each other in different ways. 1577 01:23:42,487 --> 01:23:45,718 I can't give him what he deserves, I won't be good enough. 1578 01:23:45,847 --> 01:23:47,838 You don't have to be good enough 1579 01:23:48,007 --> 01:23:50,646 or Iove him and miss him the same way. 1580 01:23:51,087 --> 01:23:54,363 It's great you can Iive without him, that you're not dependent on him, 1581 01:23:54,727 --> 01:23:57,161 and there's nothing wrong with noticIng other men. 1582 01:23:57,287 --> 01:23:58,402 It's scary, 1583 01:23:58,567 --> 01:24:00,797 because It makes you question a Iot of things. 1584 01:24:00,967 --> 01:24:04,323 But it's okay if you stiIl feeI Iike he's your souI mate 1585 01:24:04,487 --> 01:24:07,081 whenever you smeII his sweater. 1586 01:24:08,687 --> 01:24:09,836 I Iike you. 1587 01:24:10,287 --> 01:24:11,606 I Iike you too. 1588 01:24:12,847 --> 01:24:14,041 What a bummer. 1589 01:24:14,207 --> 01:24:16,163 l was hoping I'd hate you. 1590 01:24:19,967 --> 01:24:22,561 Danny, open your eyes. Just a Iittle bit. 1591 01:24:22,727 --> 01:24:24,206 Otherwise you'II get dizzy. 1592 01:24:25,007 --> 01:24:26,156 Great, you see? 1593 01:24:28,647 --> 01:24:29,796 We're fine... 1594 01:24:30,487 --> 01:24:32,045 lt's just the two of us... 1595 01:24:32,287 --> 01:24:33,561 SIowIy... 1596 01:24:34,847 --> 01:24:37,725 SIowly, please, slowly. 1597 01:24:38,687 --> 01:24:41,247 Look, there's your mom. Wave heIIo. 1598 01:24:41,407 --> 01:24:42,920 I don't want to Iet go. You do it. 1599 01:24:43,087 --> 01:24:44,645 I don't want to Iet go either. 1600 01:24:44,807 --> 01:24:47,037 Honey, what are you doing up there? You'II get dizzy. 1601 01:24:47,207 --> 01:24:48,481 No, sweetie, l'm okay! 1602 01:24:48,727 --> 01:24:51,764 Stop the ride. He's very iII. 1603 01:24:51,927 --> 01:24:53,519 We're fine! I'm not iII, okay? 1604 01:24:53,687 --> 01:24:54,961 Don't worry! 1605 01:24:55,847 --> 01:24:58,520 I'm gonna Iet go. I'm gonna Iet go. 1606 01:24:59,007 --> 01:24:59,996 I'm gonna Iet go. 1607 01:25:02,607 --> 01:25:04,802 Danny, Iet go. It's cooI, you'II see. 1608 01:25:04,967 --> 01:25:06,480 Don't be acting aII brave now! 1609 01:25:06,647 --> 01:25:09,161 Let's go, on three! One... 1610 01:25:09,287 --> 01:25:10,197 Two... 1611 01:25:10,327 --> 01:25:11,396 Three! 1612 01:25:13,367 --> 01:25:14,402 Very good, Danny. 1613 01:25:15,047 --> 01:25:18,437 Look, Mom, no hands! BaIIs Iike Spartacus! 1614 01:25:19,007 --> 01:25:20,235 Hey, cousIns! 1615 01:25:20,887 --> 01:25:22,366 Cousins! 1616 01:25:22,607 --> 01:25:24,245 Thanks for bringing me here! 1617 01:25:24,647 --> 01:25:25,716 l Iove you guys! 1618 01:25:26,087 --> 01:25:27,918 The Three Musketeerios! 1619 01:25:31,647 --> 01:25:33,319 The fireworks, baby! 1620 01:25:33,967 --> 01:25:35,605 -Cover your ears! -I don't want to! 1621 01:25:36,167 --> 01:25:38,681 You know you have to dump her, right? 1622 01:25:38,887 --> 01:25:40,320 Yeah, l know. 1623 01:25:40,647 --> 01:25:41,636 To�a! 1624 01:25:42,887 --> 01:25:44,161 It's over! 1625 01:25:44,327 --> 01:25:47,319 You've turned me into a chIckenshit! 1626 01:25:47,487 --> 01:25:49,318 You've screwed up my Iife! 1627 01:25:49,647 --> 01:25:50,966 I'm not a piII bug! 1628 01:25:51,127 --> 01:25:53,118 What are you taIking about? 1629 01:25:53,287 --> 01:25:54,402 I'm not a IittIe boy! 1630 01:25:54,527 --> 01:25:55,926 I'm not your IittIe baby! 1631 01:25:56,087 --> 01:25:57,281 I'm a man! 1632 01:25:57,767 --> 01:25:59,678 -A man! -Are you stupid or what? 1633 01:25:59,847 --> 01:26:01,360 It's over! I'm Ieaving you! 1634 01:26:01,607 --> 01:26:03,643 What the heII are you taIking about? 1635 01:26:04,887 --> 01:26:07,526 -I didn't mean right now! -Sorry. 1636 01:26:07,847 --> 01:26:09,246 The moment got the best of me. 1637 01:26:09,407 --> 01:26:10,635 Stop the rIde! 1638 01:26:10,767 --> 01:26:12,803 Don't stop it! 1639 01:26:13,127 --> 01:26:15,436 Don't stop it! We want to stay up here forever! 1640 01:26:20,167 --> 01:26:21,441 That bump isn't good! 1641 01:26:21,607 --> 01:26:23,165 That bump isn't good! 1642 01:26:26,087 --> 01:26:28,476 Higher, make it go higher! 1643 01:26:28,887 --> 01:26:30,525 HIgher, higher! 1644 01:26:45,807 --> 01:26:47,763 To�a's having an anxiety attack. 1645 01:26:47,967 --> 01:26:50,686 We gave her my cousIn's piIIs, but she isn't reacting. 1646 01:26:50,847 --> 01:26:52,246 She reaIIy freaked out. 1647 01:26:53,127 --> 01:26:54,924 YoIanda wants to take her back to Madrid. 1648 01:26:55,127 --> 01:26:56,355 And you're Ieaving too. 1649 01:26:57,487 --> 01:26:59,876 I don't want her driving aIone at night. 1650 01:27:00,247 --> 01:27:01,362 Of course. 1651 01:27:02,487 --> 01:27:03,920 Now is where you say, 1652 01:27:04,767 --> 01:27:07,076 ''l toId you you'd Ieave with her before sundown.'' 1653 01:27:07,687 --> 01:27:08,836 I won't... 1654 01:27:10,247 --> 01:27:12,761 Everything I said I feIt these Iast few days, 1655 01:27:13,487 --> 01:27:14,556 I reaIIy feIt. 1656 01:27:15,367 --> 01:27:16,356 l know. 1657 01:27:17,727 --> 01:27:19,126 I don't doubt that. 1658 01:27:20,847 --> 01:27:21,916 What about you? 1659 01:27:22,207 --> 01:27:25,517 Did you not feeI everythIng you said you didn't feel? 1660 01:27:27,807 --> 01:27:29,206 Let me see one thing. 1661 01:27:38,527 --> 01:27:40,722 You need to Iearn to be on your own. 1662 01:27:42,607 --> 01:27:44,916 Stop thrusting aII your needs and dependencIes 1663 01:27:45,087 --> 01:27:46,645 on the first girI who comes aIong. 1664 01:27:47,127 --> 01:27:49,277 YoIanda isn't the first girl who came aIong. 1665 01:27:49,447 --> 01:27:51,119 l'm not taIking about YoIanda. 1666 01:27:51,807 --> 01:27:52,717 Martina... 1667 01:27:52,887 --> 01:27:54,320 DIego, it's okay. 1668 01:27:55,287 --> 01:27:57,039 Don't try to justify yourseIf. 1669 01:27:57,167 --> 01:27:58,725 Don't feeI bad. 1670 01:27:59,727 --> 01:28:01,922 Why do I feel Iike I didn't make a decision? 1671 01:28:02,327 --> 01:28:04,045 Because you dIdn't. 1672 01:28:04,727 --> 01:28:07,639 Or because you had aIready made up your mind. 1673 01:28:07,767 --> 01:28:09,359 I'm a dIsaster. 1674 01:28:10,327 --> 01:28:11,840 lt's part of your charm. 1675 01:28:18,967 --> 01:28:20,320 SUMMER 2010 1676 01:28:26,047 --> 01:28:30,279 I didn't feeI any of the things I said I didn't feeI. 1677 01:28:32,407 --> 01:28:34,238 You didn't give me time to. 1678 01:28:44,607 --> 01:28:46,086 I prelove you. 1679 01:28:47,207 --> 01:28:48,481 Very much. 1680 01:29:35,487 --> 01:29:36,761 With your mouth. 1681 01:29:37,727 --> 01:29:38,682 Bitch. 1682 01:29:40,647 --> 01:29:42,160 -Can I see your eye? -No, no. 1683 01:29:42,767 --> 01:29:43,836 Is it hollow? 1684 01:29:44,007 --> 01:29:45,884 I have a gIass eye, but it doesn't work. 1685 01:29:46,047 --> 01:29:49,437 The patch is fake. He started wearIng it after ''PIrates of the Caribbean.'' 1686 01:29:49,727 --> 01:29:50,876 Right, BachI? 1687 01:29:51,927 --> 01:29:52,882 Give me that. 1688 01:29:54,807 --> 01:29:55,956 Correct? 1689 01:29:56,407 --> 01:29:57,635 Correct. 1690 01:29:58,007 --> 01:30:00,760 -WIlI you be checking every day? -You got a probIem? 1691 01:30:00,927 --> 01:30:01,837 Incorrect. 1692 01:30:05,687 --> 01:30:06,836 No, Danny... 1693 01:30:08,487 --> 01:30:09,886 Danny, that's enough. 1694 01:30:41,327 --> 01:30:43,636 l'm going to eat this sIice of pIumcake. 1695 01:30:43,847 --> 01:30:46,281 Is it the fIrst one I notIced? Yes. 1696 01:30:46,447 --> 01:30:49,757 But I considered others first, and it's cIearIy the one I IIke best. 1697 01:30:50,127 --> 01:30:51,845 That's why I'm going to eat it. 1698 01:30:52,127 --> 01:30:53,242 Because I'm hungry. 1699 01:30:53,647 --> 01:30:55,285 Hungry for many things. 1700 01:30:55,567 --> 01:30:57,205 But I'm going to eat It sIowIy. 1701 01:30:57,607 --> 01:31:00,246 What matters is the decision is mine and mine aIone. 1702 01:31:01,127 --> 01:31:02,958 The first decision I've made in severaI days. 1703 01:31:03,287 --> 01:31:04,925 The first, but not the last. 1704 01:31:06,527 --> 01:31:08,677 Breakfast isn't as easy as you think. 1705 01:31:11,847 --> 01:31:13,439 Are you comparing me to a pIumcake? 1706 01:31:16,047 --> 01:31:17,560 It's the first thing I grabbed. 1707 01:31:22,887 --> 01:31:24,400 Cousin, not my eye! 1708 01:31:24,807 --> 01:31:25,683 It's okay. 1709 01:31:27,687 --> 01:31:29,678 Don't, it freaks me out. 1710 01:31:29,967 --> 01:31:33,039 I don't want to show my eye. 1711 01:31:33,167 --> 01:31:34,725 It freaks me out! 1712 01:31:35,287 --> 01:31:37,005 Let's pIay ping pong wIth your eye! 1713 01:31:37,207 --> 01:31:38,356 Not ping pong! 1714 01:31:38,807 --> 01:31:40,240 It's okay, caIm down. 1715 01:31:43,167 --> 01:31:44,566 No, I don't want to pIay. 1716 01:31:44,687 --> 01:31:47,406 Danny wiII take care of It. He's a responsibIe kid. 1717 01:31:47,527 --> 01:31:49,836 -How old are you? -Nine. And don't caII me kid. 1718 01:31:50,007 --> 01:31:52,521 So you were conceived ten years ago. 1719 01:31:52,727 --> 01:31:54,240 An interesting fact. 1720 01:31:54,407 --> 01:31:56,363 Did you hear that, cousin Diego? 1721 01:31:57,687 --> 01:31:59,120 No, pIease! 1722 01:32:05,007 --> 01:32:08,158 I'm freaking out, I'm freaking out. 1723 01:32:10,207 --> 01:32:13,279 Take me to the hospitaI... 1724 01:32:20,407 --> 01:32:22,796 Not that eye, that's my good one! 126080

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