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Bye, guys.
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It's three years.
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Three years together.
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The lads.
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Me and you?
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We'll see each other again.
Really?
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They're not going,
are they?
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Group hug!
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See you, ladies!
See you later.
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Group hug.
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Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa!
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Tilly?
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Callum!
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Tilly, come on.
It's time to go home.
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Come on.
Callum!
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Ow!
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You know,
we've never actually met.
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Actually, we have.
Several times.
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Have we?
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You gatecrashed my birthday party,
called me Julie,
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and spilled red wine
down my top.
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Ouch.
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Well, I'm sorry
about that.
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No, not at all.
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You were delightful.
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Was I?
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No. No, you weren't.
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Look, if you're
not Julie, then...
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I'm Emma.
Emma.
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Emma Morley.
Emma Morley.
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Listen, I'll walk you home.
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So this is me.
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Shh!
Welcome home.
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So debate is fine,
but anyone can talk...
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Just sometimes,
action's what's needed.
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To change the world.
I completely agree.
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So what are you gonna be when you're,
I don't know, 40?
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Forty?
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Can I say famous?
Horribly rich?
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Terrible.
You're so terribly posh.
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Where are you going?
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I'm just gonna
go brush my teeth.
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You know,
booze and fags and...
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I don't mind.
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I do.
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Listen, won't be a minute.
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No playing with yourself
while I'm gone.
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What?
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All right, concentrate.
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Concentrate.
Do not cock this up!
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Oh, you're going?
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Well, it's getting light out,
so I thought I could just...
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You should go
if you want to go.
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It's very poignant.
Very bittersweet.
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Really I just thought you
might wanna get some sleep.
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I don't have to go.
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No, no, go.
I'm not bothered.
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Sneak off.
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I wasn't sneaking off.
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Jump out the window
for all I care.
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It's five floors up, mind.
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Look, I'll stay.
All right?
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I'll stay.
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Come on.
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Sorry, I'm no good at this.
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It's just whenever
I go to bed with someone,
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I always end up
either laughing or weeping,
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and it could be nice to go
for something in between.
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Look, that's fine.
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That's fine. Maybe we
could just be friends.
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Okay. Friends.
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Of course, you know it's Saint Swithin's
Day today, don't you?
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What is?
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Well, today. Saint Swithin's Day,
the 15th of July.
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How do you know that?
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Well, he was buried in
Winchester Cathedral,
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which is where
I went to school.
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Well, la-dee-da.
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La-dee-da.
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You know, there's a poem.
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"If on Saint Swithin's Day,
it doth rain
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"something, something,
something remain."
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Dexter, that's beautiful.
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Shut up.
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Let's get some sleep.
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But, Dex.
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Em?
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If it doesn't rain...
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Mmm-hmm?
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...do you want to do something?
Me and you?
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Mmm-hmm.
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Are you all right?
Lift, lift.
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Okay, well,
I'm coming up.
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Couldn't you have just hired
someone to move this stuff?
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No.
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Look, I would have paid.
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All right, lift from your end.
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You've obviously never done
a day's work in your life.
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Look, seriously, Em,
my plane leaves in four hours.
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All right, well, all the more
reason why you should lift.
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God's sake.
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Look, I'm doing you a favor.
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And I am so, so grateful.
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Stop whinging.
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I bet this bed could
tell some stories.
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Yeah, short stories.
Horror stories.
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Welcome to London.
Well, lift it.
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I think I'm gonna
be very happy here.
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What is that smell?
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Onions.
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Onions and disappointment.
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Right.
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No, it's not that bad.
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It's nothing that a
lick of paint
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and a nuclear warhead can't fix.
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I've got my typewriter.
I've got my books. I'm in London.
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I think it's going to be all right.
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I might actually
get things done.
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You know, you might
actually meet someone.
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Dexter, please.
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A nice guy.
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Sensitive, wears a cardigan.
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I told you I'm not interested
in any of that.
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Matching glasses,
matching opinions.
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I'm actually glad
you're going to India.
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Good, 'cause I'm leaving.
I've got to catch my flight.
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Already?
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Yeah, I'm sorry.
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Well, go on then.
Find yourself.
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Keep sending me those letters.
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Long ones.
I will.
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And have fun, Em.
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Of course.
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You know, it is allowed.
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You know, I've got a feeling
that this time next year
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you're going to take
London by storm.
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What is the difference between...
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A tortilla is either corn or wheat.
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But a corn tortilla folded
and filled is a taco,
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whereas a filled wheat
tortilla is a burrito.
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Deep fry a burrito,
it's a chimichanga.
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Toast a tortilla, it's a tostada.
Roll it, it's an enchilada.
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Is there any chance
you could repeat that?
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Hello. I'm Ian.
Ian Whitehead.
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The new boy.
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Welcome to the graveyard
of ambition.
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The kitchen.
All right, mate.
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What these guys can't
do with a microwave,
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and a deep-fat fryer.
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Hey, you!
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Your basic Tex-Mex food groups.
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Cheese on top of chicken
under guacamole
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on top of beans
under rice on top of beef.
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Word of warning,
avoid the jumbo prawns.
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It's like Russian Roulette.
One in six will kill you.
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So what's your stroke?
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Sorry, my what?
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Waiter/actor,
waiter/model, waiter/writer?
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Well, I'm a comedian.
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We could use a comedian. We all
like to laugh. I know I used to.
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Well, I'm just
starting out really.
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Working on my
"unique comedy stylings."
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Not jokes so much, more sort of wry,
little observations.
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Ay caramba!
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I've got this whole bit
at the moment
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about the difference
between men and women.
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How blokes, when they see a
girl they fancy, they get all...
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Toilets. Staff toilets.
Oh.
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Sorry. You were saying?
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No, no. I'm doing an open mic tonight
if you were interested.
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At The House of Laffs,
spelled L-A-F-F-S.
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It's not a date or anything.
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You've probably got a
boyfriend anyway, have you?
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Ian, I'd love to come,
but after work,
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I like to head home,
comfort eat, weep.
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So what about you, Emma?
What's your stroke?
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What do you really do?
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Uh, this. This is what I do.
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Still, it's not forever, is it?
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My room still smells. Tilly's sending
me mad. The flat's a dump.
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I keep finding teeth
marks in the cheese
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and her big gray bras
soaking in the sink.
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Look, I'm sure it's
not a complete disaster.
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London's swallowed me up.
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I thought I'd make a difference,
but no one knows I'm here.
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Listen, listen. Nothing truly
good was ever easy.
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who said that?
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You did.
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Did I? That's annoying.
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I'm sorry for moaning. I just...
I really wanted to hear...
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How's teaching?
How's Paris?
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It's good, Em.
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You know, truly, really fulfilling.
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well, don't sleep with
any of your students.
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It's unethical and predictable.
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It's good advice, Em.
Thank you.
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But I've got to go
and have lunch with Mum.
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well, apologize again, will you?
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I didn't mean to
call your dad a fascist.
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A bourgeois fascist.
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Say sorry and, Dexter...
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My money's running out.
Em?
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Can you hear me?
Dex? Dex?
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I miss you.
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Forty-five minutes late.
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Yeah, well, I got waylaid.
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And where were
you last night?
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Language school disco.
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Was it fun?
No, it was hell.
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Tell me, who's been writing you
all those long letters?
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That is none of your business.
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Was it that girl
who came to stay?
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Yeah. Well, Emma and I
are just good friends.
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How much holiday
do you need?
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I'm not on holiday.
I'm teaching English.
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Dexter.
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Isn't that Alain Delon?
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What?
Oh, no. It's your father.
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Picking his corns.
Stop it.
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Take me for lunch
tomorrow, will you?
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Just you and me. Somewhere quiet
with white tablecloths.
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I want to talk to you.
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Why? Is something wrong?
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No. Nothing's wrong.
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Then why do we need to talk?
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Do I need a reason?
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There you are.
Degenerate.
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Now, I thought
you might want these.
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Oh, thank you, my love.
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So what's for supper?
Please, God, not French food.
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Golden Boy wants to see you.
Hmm?
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He's got a new one.
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Good night.
Good night.
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Night.
Good night.
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Have a good one.
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We were just kissing.
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You were trying to fit her
entire head in your mouth.
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People have enough trouble
keeping the food down as it is.
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And what does she
see in you, anyway?
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Well, she says
I'm complicated.
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You're just spoiled.
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I got offered the job
of manager today.
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They told me they wanted someone
who wasn't going anywhere.
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All right, Em, listen. I think you
should take a bottle of tequila,
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I think you should
walk out the door,
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and I don't think you
need to ever come back.
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But my job is my life.
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You can't throw away years
of your life just because,
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well, you think it's funny.
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My hair smells of cheese.
Monterey Jack.
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Look, I thought you
were writing poetry.
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What, go where the money is?
Tried that. Failed.
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You just can't
see it, can you?
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Look, you're funny. You're attractive.
You're smart.
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I mean, you're
the smartest person I know.
257
00:15:24,360 --> 00:15:26,635
Sure.
You are. You're attractive.
258
00:15:26,720 --> 00:15:28,312
You're sexy.
What?
259
00:15:28,400 --> 00:15:30,436
What? Is that supposed to be
sexist or something?
260
00:15:30,520 --> 00:15:34,229
No, it's not sexist.
It's just ridiculous.
261
00:15:34,320 --> 00:15:35,833
Em, listen.
262
00:15:38,440 --> 00:15:40,476
If I could just give
you one gift, all right,
263
00:15:40,600 --> 00:15:42,591
one gift for the
rest of your life,
264
00:15:42,680 --> 00:15:45,478
do you know what I'd give you?
265
00:15:45,560 --> 00:15:46,879
Confidence.
266
00:15:47,680 --> 00:15:50,035
It's either that
or a scented candle.
267
00:15:51,200 --> 00:15:52,519
Come here.
268
00:15:54,560 --> 00:15:58,838
Emma? So I've disinfected
the meat fridge.
269
00:15:58,920 --> 00:16:00,638
My hero.
270
00:16:00,720 --> 00:16:03,280
Thank you, Ian.
See you tomorrow.
271
00:16:03,360 --> 00:16:04,793
Bye, mate.
272
00:16:06,600 --> 00:16:08,909
Bye, Emma.
273
00:16:09,000 --> 00:16:10,797
I should go, too.
All right.
274
00:16:10,880 --> 00:16:14,395
I'll be fine. I just
feel a bit lost, that's all.
275
00:16:14,480 --> 00:16:16,755
Come on, everyone's lost at 25.
276
00:16:16,840 --> 00:16:18,353
You're not.
277
00:16:18,440 --> 00:16:22,479
Trainee TV producer.
Nice new flat. CD player.
278
00:16:22,560 --> 00:16:24,391
Group sex
Tuesdays and Fridays.
279
00:16:24,480 --> 00:16:27,631
Yeah, but you know,
I am crying on the inside.
280
00:16:33,840 --> 00:16:35,114
You know what you need,
don't you?
281
00:16:35,200 --> 00:16:36,519
Mmm-mmm.
282
00:16:36,760 --> 00:16:38,751
You need a holiday.
283
00:16:39,920 --> 00:16:42,673
Look, Dexter, all I'm saying is
I think we need some rules.
284
00:16:42,760 --> 00:16:44,318
Rules!
285
00:16:44,440 --> 00:16:46,795
I'm not taking any chances
with our friendship,all right.
286
00:16:46,920 --> 00:16:48,672
All right, all right.
Such as?
287
00:16:48,760 --> 00:16:49,909
Separate bedrooms.
288
00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:52,594
Wherever we stay, no shared beds,
no drunken cuddles.
289
00:16:52,680 --> 00:16:54,716
I don't see the point
of cuddling, anyway.
290
00:16:54,800 --> 00:16:55,915
Cuddling gives you cramp.
291
00:16:56,000 --> 00:16:57,035
Agreed, then.
292
00:16:58,160 --> 00:17:00,879
Rule number two.
No flirting.
293
00:17:00,960 --> 00:17:03,235
No having a few drinks
and getting frisky with me.
294
00:17:03,320 --> 00:17:04,309
Or anyone else.
295
00:17:04,400 --> 00:17:05,355
Well, I never flirt.
296
00:17:05,440 --> 00:17:06,953
I'm serious.
297
00:17:07,080 --> 00:17:08,513
Hello, what's this?
298
00:17:19,040 --> 00:17:20,996
Which leads me to rule three.
299
00:17:21,080 --> 00:17:23,150
The nudity clause.
What?
300
00:17:23,240 --> 00:17:25,435
I don't want to see you
in the shower, or have a wee.
301
00:17:25,520 --> 00:17:26,999
Or have a wee in the shower.
302
00:17:27,120 --> 00:17:28,314
Well, I can't promise that.
303
00:17:28,440 --> 00:17:29,919
You have to, Dex.
It's the rules,
304
00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:33,675
and absolutely
no skinny-dipping.
305
00:17:35,480 --> 00:17:37,710
All right, then. Rule number four.
What?
306
00:17:37,800 --> 00:17:39,552
No Scrabble.
I love Scrabble.
307
00:17:39,640 --> 00:17:42,473
That is exactly
why it's my rule.
308
00:17:42,560 --> 00:17:43,788
Look, we're not dead yet.
309
00:17:48,760 --> 00:17:50,079
Voil�.
310
00:18:02,480 --> 00:18:03,754
What is that?
311
00:18:03,840 --> 00:18:07,196
Hmm? My swimming costume.
It's called the Edwardian.
312
00:18:07,280 --> 00:18:09,794
No, the masonry paint.
313
00:18:09,880 --> 00:18:12,474
It's factor 30. I burn.
314
00:18:19,480 --> 00:18:21,516
Here, let me.
315
00:18:30,520 --> 00:18:32,112
I've not seen this before.
316
00:18:32,200 --> 00:18:34,714
What, that?
I got that in Thailand.
317
00:18:34,840 --> 00:18:36,637
It's a yin-yang.
318
00:18:36,760 --> 00:18:38,876
Looks like a road sign.
319
00:18:39,880 --> 00:18:42,633
Yeah, well, it means
"the perfect union of opposites."
320
00:18:42,720 --> 00:18:44,950
It means "wear some socks."
321
00:18:50,080 --> 00:18:53,117
This is scooped a
bit low, isn't it?
322
00:18:53,200 --> 00:18:56,033
Good job I didn't
put it on backwards.
323
00:19:08,240 --> 00:19:10,435
I think I'll go for a dip.
324
00:19:34,400 --> 00:19:36,391
This is a nudist beach.
325
00:19:36,480 --> 00:19:37,515
No, it's not.
326
00:19:37,600 --> 00:19:40,910
It is. Look.
They're barbecuing!
327
00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:44,833
You see, I couldn't do that.
Barbecue naked.
328
00:19:44,920 --> 00:19:47,639
What is that?
Is that yoga?
329
00:19:47,760 --> 00:19:49,398
Oh, God.
330
00:19:49,480 --> 00:19:52,950
Grow up, all right.
Back to your magazine.
331
00:19:58,600 --> 00:20:01,239
I can hear you thinking. It's
like this crunching noise.
332
00:20:01,320 --> 00:20:02,799
The answer is no.
333
00:20:03,200 --> 00:20:05,919
Don't you think we'd feel more
comfortable with our clothes off?
334
00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:07,718
Unbelievable.
Just unbelievable.
335
00:20:07,800 --> 00:20:08,949
Well, why not?
336
00:20:09,040 --> 00:20:12,271
The rules. Not to
mention your girlfriend.
337
00:20:12,360 --> 00:20:13,759
What, Ingrid?
Yeah, Ingrid.
338
00:20:13,840 --> 00:20:15,831
She's very uninhibited.
339
00:20:15,920 --> 00:20:17,717
She'd have had her top off
at the check-in desk.
340
00:20:17,800 --> 00:20:20,075
Well, as you keep pointing out,
Ingrid used to be a model.
341
00:20:20,160 --> 00:20:22,515
You could be a model.
342
00:20:22,600 --> 00:20:24,830
For a catalog or something.
343
00:20:25,400 --> 00:20:27,868
I'm just saying that we're not
entirely unknown to each other
344
00:20:27,960 --> 00:20:29,234
from a physical point of view.
345
00:20:29,320 --> 00:20:30,435
Drop it, Dex.
346
00:20:30,520 --> 00:20:33,353
Well, you know,
that night after graduation.
347
00:20:33,440 --> 00:20:34,839
Come on, you must remember.
348
00:20:34,960 --> 00:20:36,678
No. Blanked it out
like a car crash.
349
00:20:36,760 --> 00:20:39,069
Well, I haven't.
350
00:20:39,160 --> 00:20:41,390
In fact, if I close my eyes,
351
00:20:41,480 --> 00:20:44,119
I can still see you there just
standing in the dawn light.
352
00:20:44,200 --> 00:20:45,235
Please don't.
353
00:20:45,320 --> 00:20:48,118
Provocatively unclasping
your dungarees
354
00:20:48,200 --> 00:20:49,315
as you walk over to me.
355
00:20:49,400 --> 00:20:50,992
I was not wearing
dungarees.
356
00:20:51,080 --> 00:20:53,992
So you do remember, huh?
357
00:20:59,600 --> 00:21:01,397
Have I caught the sun?
358
00:21:02,040 --> 00:21:04,838
No, you look...
359
00:21:04,920 --> 00:21:06,592
You look fine.
360
00:21:19,360 --> 00:21:20,873
Do you know I've
never been abroad?
361
00:21:20,960 --> 00:21:22,439
What?
Don't be ridiculous.
362
00:21:22,520 --> 00:21:23,953
It's true.
363
00:21:24,040 --> 00:21:26,998
Fortnight in a caravan in Whitby
drinking Cup-a-Soup with Dad
364
00:21:27,080 --> 00:21:29,435
and trying not to kill Mum.
365
00:21:36,080 --> 00:21:39,152
I can't believe I'm
actually here with you.
366
00:21:40,560 --> 00:21:42,437
Why?
Hmm?
367
00:21:42,520 --> 00:21:43,839
Why?
368
00:21:50,520 --> 00:21:54,559
When we were at university,
before we spoke even,
369
00:22:00,080 --> 00:22:01,069
I had a crush on you.
370
00:22:01,760 --> 00:22:04,832
Ridiculous, I know.
371
00:22:04,920 --> 00:22:09,710
But when we almost
372
00:22:09,800 --> 00:22:11,597
did it that night,
373
00:22:13,760 --> 00:22:15,557
I couldn't believe it.
374
00:22:16,600 --> 00:22:18,875
I wrote poems and everything.
375
00:22:21,520 --> 00:22:23,351
What have you
got to say to that?
376
00:22:23,440 --> 00:22:25,635
Well, I already knew.
377
00:22:28,560 --> 00:22:30,676
What do you mean, you knew?
378
00:22:30,760 --> 00:22:32,796
Well, I sort of guessed.
379
00:22:32,880 --> 00:22:37,431
All those epic letters
and compilation tapes.
380
00:22:38,440 --> 00:22:40,192
So, go on then.
What happened?
381
00:22:40,280 --> 00:22:41,508
Mmm.
382
00:22:41,600 --> 00:22:44,319
I got to know you.
You cured me of you.
383
00:22:46,880 --> 00:22:50,714
I'd still like to read those poems.
What rhymes with Dexter?
384
00:22:50,800 --> 00:22:53,268
Prick. It's a half-rhyme.
385
00:22:56,440 --> 00:22:59,000
Too much wine. We should go.
386
00:22:59,080 --> 00:23:01,992
No, no, no.
Not yet. Not yet.
387
00:23:02,080 --> 00:23:04,389
Listen, let's go for a walk.
388
00:23:08,080 --> 00:23:10,594
So this is it.
389
00:23:10,680 --> 00:23:12,272
It's lovely.
390
00:23:15,520 --> 00:23:17,112
Hello? What's going on here?
391
00:23:17,200 --> 00:23:19,509
Well, I thought we'd go for
a quick swim. Sober us up.
392
00:23:19,600 --> 00:23:22,433
Ah, I get it. I get it.
393
00:23:22,520 --> 00:23:24,397
I've walked right
into it, haven't I?
394
00:23:24,480 --> 00:23:28,996
You get a girl drunk and lead
her to a large body of water.
395
00:23:29,080 --> 00:23:31,355
Oh, come on, Em.
Be spontaneous.
396
00:23:31,440 --> 00:23:34,079
Be reckless.
Live for the moment!
397
00:23:41,320 --> 00:23:43,072
Come on, Em. Get in!
398
00:23:43,160 --> 00:23:44,434
No!
399
00:23:44,520 --> 00:23:48,433
You're such a prude.
Why are you such a prude?
400
00:23:48,520 --> 00:23:50,158
Look, come on!
401
00:23:53,000 --> 00:23:55,275
You could at least
leave your underpants on.
402
00:23:55,360 --> 00:23:56,839
Rule number three, remember?
403
00:23:56,920 --> 00:23:58,399
Come on.
404
00:24:22,400 --> 00:24:24,277
So this is skinny-dipping?
405
00:24:24,400 --> 00:24:28,871
What am I meant to do? Sort of
lark about? Splash you or something?
406
00:24:38,560 --> 00:24:41,870
That's a very serious face.
407
00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:43,035
You're not having a wee, are you?
408
00:24:43,120 --> 00:24:44,473
No.
409
00:24:49,640 --> 00:24:52,837
No, I just wanted to say that
410
00:24:53,840 --> 00:24:55,114
I felt the same.
411
00:24:57,240 --> 00:25:00,471
After our near-miss.
412
00:25:00,600 --> 00:25:04,479
I mean, I didn't write poems
or anything. I'm not insane.
413
00:25:06,120 --> 00:25:08,395
But, you know,
I thought about you.
414
00:25:08,920 --> 00:25:10,751
I think about you.
415
00:25:12,560 --> 00:25:13,993
You and me.
416
00:25:14,080 --> 00:25:15,593
Really?
417
00:25:17,320 --> 00:25:20,596
Really? Okay, well...
418
00:25:22,480 --> 00:25:23,913
Dex...
419
00:25:25,440 --> 00:25:27,749
The problem is I fancy
pretty much everyone.
420
00:25:30,240 --> 00:25:32,629
Oh. I see.
I mean anyone.
421
00:25:32,760 --> 00:25:35,433
Really, I mean, it's like I've just
got out of prison, all the time.
422
00:25:35,520 --> 00:25:37,397
It's a real problem.
I can imagine.
423
00:25:37,480 --> 00:25:39,948
Yeah, and this thing with Ingrid,
it's a sex thing.
424
00:25:40,040 --> 00:25:42,235
It's just sex,
sex, sex, sex, sex.
425
00:25:42,320 --> 00:25:44,629
The point's been made, Dex.
426
00:25:44,720 --> 00:25:48,269
But me and you,
it would be different.
427
00:25:53,800 --> 00:25:57,031
I think we'd want
different things,
428
00:25:57,120 --> 00:25:59,588
and I don't think
I'm ready, you know.
429
00:25:59,680 --> 00:26:03,309
If you wanted to,
you know, have a bit of fun,
430
00:26:04,360 --> 00:26:06,828
holiday fling,
no obligations.
431
00:26:16,120 --> 00:26:19,032
Oh, God. I'll take that
as a no then, shall I?
432
00:26:19,120 --> 00:26:20,394
I think so. I think
our moment's passed.
433
00:26:20,480 --> 00:26:23,119
Come on, I'm not
expressing myself clearly.
434
00:26:23,200 --> 00:26:25,031
No, no, you are, Dex.
That's the problem.
435
00:26:25,120 --> 00:26:26,519
You're worried I might care.
436
00:26:27,000 --> 00:26:29,673
Hey! Hey, Come back here!
437
00:26:29,760 --> 00:26:32,115
Come back, you little... Hey!
438
00:26:32,200 --> 00:26:35,556
Thieves!
Come back. Come back here.
439
00:26:35,640 --> 00:26:37,119
Wait!
440
00:26:37,240 --> 00:26:39,993
They've stolen my clothes!
You little...
441
00:26:44,400 --> 00:26:47,392
Will someone call the police?
Wait! Come back!
442
00:26:48,840 --> 00:26:52,389
Could you please stop laughing
and do something to help?
443
00:26:55,360 --> 00:26:57,396
Armani, that suit was.
444
00:26:57,880 --> 00:27:00,155
The little frogs even
took my underpants.
445
00:27:00,240 --> 00:27:01,229
Armani?
446
00:27:01,320 --> 00:27:02,469
No, Calvin Klein.
447
00:27:02,560 --> 00:27:04,073
Oh, Dex, I'm so sorry.
448
00:27:04,200 --> 00:27:05,713
Little French bastards!
449
00:27:05,800 --> 00:27:07,631
They took your
plimsolls, too.
450
00:27:07,720 --> 00:27:10,473
They're not plimsolls. I've
never worn plimsolls in my life.
451
00:27:10,560 --> 00:27:12,471
They were penny loafers,
and I bloody loved them!
452
00:27:13,960 --> 00:27:17,191
What? It's not funny.
I'm a victim of crime here.
453
00:27:20,040 --> 00:27:21,234
Dex?
454
00:27:21,400 --> 00:27:22,549
What?
455
00:27:24,280 --> 00:27:27,158
Your Calvin Klein underpants.
456
00:27:27,240 --> 00:27:28,992
I'll find them.
457
00:27:29,080 --> 00:27:31,674
I swear to you,
I shall track them down.
458
00:27:31,760 --> 00:27:33,990
Go to sleep.
459
00:27:39,600 --> 00:27:41,989
I wonder how many
rules we broke.
460
00:27:42,080 --> 00:27:43,911
All of them.
461
00:27:44,960 --> 00:27:46,313
Except Scrabble.
462
00:27:46,400 --> 00:27:47,992
Tomorrow, maybe.
463
00:28:13,680 --> 00:28:15,557
Who says quality TV is dead?
464
00:28:15,640 --> 00:28:17,358
Plenty more of this when we
come back after the break,
465
00:28:17,440 --> 00:28:18,475
so do not go away.
466
00:28:18,560 --> 00:28:21,154
I'm warning you.
We know where you live.
467
00:28:21,240 --> 00:28:22,798
Go on, get out of here.
468
00:28:40,160 --> 00:28:42,958
Look, I just called,
all right, to let you know
469
00:28:43,080 --> 00:28:45,833
that you are the best
friend I've ever had.
470
00:28:45,960 --> 00:28:48,474
I'm touched, Dex, but you're
off your face. And?
471
00:28:48,560 --> 00:28:50,437
Look, it's 5:00 in
the morning. Go home.
472
00:28:50,520 --> 00:28:53,717
And you have
an incredible body.
473
00:28:53,800 --> 00:28:55,279
Dex!
474
00:28:55,360 --> 00:28:56,509
Is that Dexter?
475
00:28:57,000 --> 00:28:58,399
Just promise me
you'll go home, please?
476
00:28:58,480 --> 00:29:00,232
I will, I will, I will,
I will, I will, I will.
477
00:29:00,320 --> 00:29:01,833
Dex, you have work
in the morning. Dex...
478
00:29:01,960 --> 00:29:03,393
Look, good night, all right?
479
00:29:03,480 --> 00:29:08,076
Remember, you are absolutely,
truly amazing.
480
00:29:09,760 --> 00:29:12,399
Dexter? Dex?
481
00:29:15,320 --> 00:29:16,912
You're amazing
482
00:29:18,160 --> 00:29:19,912
and famous.
483
00:29:20,000 --> 00:29:21,638
I'm not that famous.
484
00:30:34,600 --> 00:30:37,956
Aye, aye.
How are you, old man?
485
00:30:39,480 --> 00:30:44,235
Your mother's upstairs. She's
been waiting all morning for you.
486
00:30:46,720 --> 00:30:50,190
Good God, why are
you sweating like that?
487
00:30:51,440 --> 00:30:53,351
Well, it's a hot day.
488
00:30:53,440 --> 00:30:55,635
No, it's not.
489
00:30:55,720 --> 00:30:57,676
Look, how is she?
490
00:30:57,760 --> 00:31:00,354
Well, why don't you go and see?
491
00:31:06,120 --> 00:31:07,348
Mum?
492
00:31:25,320 --> 00:31:27,038
Hello, hello.
493
00:31:27,960 --> 00:31:29,552
Hello, stranger.
494
00:31:32,560 --> 00:31:35,632
Look, I've got a present for you here.
495
00:31:35,720 --> 00:31:38,188
It's not from me.
It's from Emma.
496
00:31:38,760 --> 00:31:39,954
Here, let me.
497
00:31:40,080 --> 00:31:41,274
Thank you.
498
00:31:50,480 --> 00:31:53,199
Oh, how lovely.
499
00:31:53,280 --> 00:31:55,874
A little ambitious maybe.
500
00:31:55,960 --> 00:31:59,316
You might want to push her
towards short stories in the future.
501
00:31:59,400 --> 00:32:01,277
Mum, don't.
502
00:32:07,760 --> 00:32:11,469
So what have you been up to?
503
00:32:21,600 --> 00:32:24,353
I'm Dexter Mayhew. what a show
we've got for you tonight.
504
00:32:24,440 --> 00:32:26,431
we've got a man who claims...
505
00:32:26,560 --> 00:32:27,993
I'll skip this next bit.
506
00:32:29,520 --> 00:32:32,432
There's an interview
that's pretty good.
507
00:32:36,640 --> 00:32:38,870
Perhaps I'll watch it later.
508
00:32:41,680 --> 00:32:45,195
The live show is
always a bit patchy.
509
00:32:46,120 --> 00:32:48,475
I don't understand why you
have to use that voice,
510
00:32:48,560 --> 00:32:51,711
but then I suppose I just don't
care for this sort of thing.
511
00:32:51,800 --> 00:32:53,916
It's just a bit
of fun for kids.
512
00:32:54,040 --> 00:32:56,235
They just watch it
after the pub.
513
00:32:56,320 --> 00:32:57,719
You mean I'm not drunk enough?
514
00:32:57,880 --> 00:32:59,313
No, it's not that.
515
00:32:59,400 --> 00:33:02,233
You know, honestly, Dexter.
Dancing girls in cages.
516
00:33:02,320 --> 00:33:04,276
Is this what it's come to?
517
00:33:04,360 --> 00:33:05,713
I just host it.
518
00:33:05,800 --> 00:33:07,472
It's a means to an end, that's all.
519
00:33:07,560 --> 00:33:08,834
But to what end?
520
00:33:08,920 --> 00:33:11,115
We always said you could
do anything you wanted.
521
00:33:11,200 --> 00:33:13,839
Fine. What do you
want me to do?
522
00:33:13,920 --> 00:33:15,751
Something good.
It is good.
523
00:33:15,840 --> 00:33:20,072
I just do what I'm told.
Look, this is what I can do.
524
00:33:28,440 --> 00:33:30,317
I'm sorry.
525
00:33:30,400 --> 00:33:32,994
The medication makes me ratty.
526
00:33:33,080 --> 00:33:37,437
I just need a little lie-down.
I'll be better tonight.
527
00:33:37,520 --> 00:33:39,909
Yeah, you know, um...
528
00:33:40,000 --> 00:33:43,834
Actually, I've got
this premiere thingy tonight.
529
00:33:43,920 --> 00:33:48,152
Look, I'm sorry. I can't miss it.
It's Jurassic Park.
530
00:33:55,720 --> 00:33:58,632
I'm afraid I'm going
to need some help.
531
00:34:02,880 --> 00:34:05,633
Are you all right?
Here, put your arm around me.
532
00:34:05,720 --> 00:34:07,597
All right.
All right?
533
00:34:12,920 --> 00:34:13,875
Are you all right?
534
00:34:13,960 --> 00:34:14,949
Yes.
535
00:34:44,280 --> 00:34:48,273
Can I get you anything?
Water? Dry martini?
536
00:35:18,840 --> 00:35:20,239
What time is it?
537
00:35:20,360 --> 00:35:21,873
Quarter past 6:00.
538
00:35:23,240 --> 00:35:25,037
Yeah, I must have dozed off.
539
00:35:25,120 --> 00:35:26,951
I'm afraid you've missed our day.
540
00:35:27,040 --> 00:35:29,998
Your father's a little
angry with you.
541
00:35:30,080 --> 00:35:32,594
Look, I'll stay tonight.
542
00:35:32,720 --> 00:35:35,188
No. You go.
543
00:35:35,320 --> 00:35:39,871
No pleasure for me watching you
and your father snarling at each other.
544
00:35:41,880 --> 00:35:43,996
Can I speak frankly?
545
00:35:44,120 --> 00:35:45,314
Do you have to?
546
00:35:45,400 --> 00:35:47,118
I think it's my prerogative.
547
00:35:48,920 --> 00:35:55,155
I know that you're going to be a
fine man. Decent, loving, accomplished.
548
00:35:55,240 --> 00:35:57,515
But I don't think
you're there yet.
549
00:35:57,600 --> 00:36:01,513
And right now, well, I worry
550
00:36:05,160 --> 00:36:07,754
that you're not
very nice anymore.
551
00:36:13,280 --> 00:36:14,838
Well, there's
nothing I can say to that.
552
00:36:14,920 --> 00:36:17,070
There is nothing you have to.
553
00:36:28,080 --> 00:36:29,559
I'm not going to
argue with you.
554
00:36:29,640 --> 00:36:32,393
You can come and collect your
car when you're sober.
555
00:36:32,480 --> 00:36:36,359
You're being ridiculous. I mean,
you cannot confiscate my car key.
556
00:36:36,440 --> 00:36:39,159
Do not dare to
insult my intelligence!
557
00:36:40,120 --> 00:36:42,634
Now your mother loves you very much.
You know that.
558
00:36:42,760 --> 00:36:45,672
But for whatever time
she has left to her...
559
00:36:50,160 --> 00:36:55,917
If you ever, ever come to see
your mother in this state again,
560
00:36:56,000 --> 00:36:58,195
I will not let you
in the house.
561
00:36:58,320 --> 00:37:00,629
I will close the door
in your face. Now...
562
00:37:03,840 --> 00:37:04,829
Go.
563
00:37:06,480 --> 00:37:07,754
Fine.
564
00:37:22,480 --> 00:37:26,871
You're not there. I just remembered
you're on a hot date tonight.
565
00:37:28,000 --> 00:37:29,877
I'm too late.
566
00:37:32,280 --> 00:37:33,918
Okay, can you call me
when you get this?
567
00:37:34,000 --> 00:37:36,434
It's just I need
to speak to someone.
568
00:37:36,520 --> 00:37:39,159
Not someone. You.
569
00:37:42,400 --> 00:37:44,914
A chainsaw for an arm.
It was mad.
570
00:37:45,000 --> 00:37:46,353
It's a work of
timeless beauty.
571
00:37:46,440 --> 00:37:48,749
It's the finest of
the trilogy, methinks.
572
00:37:48,840 --> 00:37:51,673
And I still understood it without seeing
Evil Dead I or Evil Dead II.
573
00:37:51,760 --> 00:37:55,116
My only complaint would be that
there wasn't enough violence.
574
00:37:55,200 --> 00:37:59,079
You didn't mind, did you? Or did you
want to see Three Colors: Blue?
575
00:37:59,160 --> 00:38:02,709
I'm gonna skip a starter
because I had those nachos,
576
00:38:02,840 --> 00:38:06,799
but you go ahead. You can
have anything you like.
577
00:38:08,160 --> 00:38:10,833
Anything up to
the value of, say, � 14.00?
578
00:38:11,720 --> 00:38:14,314
No, no, seriously,
no, have anything.
579
00:38:14,400 --> 00:38:16,516
Well, you know,
within reason.
580
00:38:19,000 --> 00:38:21,594
It's just so good
to see you again.
581
00:38:22,640 --> 00:38:24,870
And you're going to be
an amazing teacher.
582
00:38:24,960 --> 00:38:26,632
Congratulations.
Thanks.
583
00:38:26,720 --> 00:38:28,836
I wish I'd had more
teachers like you.
584
00:38:28,920 --> 00:38:32,629
Not that I'd have got any
work done. Miss Morley.
585
00:38:39,360 --> 00:38:42,591
You have no new messages.
586
00:38:49,280 --> 00:38:51,555
Comedy's a cruel mistress.
587
00:38:52,800 --> 00:38:54,677
Sometimes, Emma,
I think the only way
588
00:38:54,760 --> 00:38:55,829
I'm going to see
my name up in lights
589
00:38:55,920 --> 00:38:58,639
is if I change it
to Emergency Exit.
590
00:38:58,720 --> 00:39:03,669
Anyway, I'm doing an improvisation
night at the moment.
591
00:39:03,760 --> 00:39:05,398
Mr. Giggles.
Not his real name.
592
00:39:05,480 --> 00:39:08,040
But I think I'm gonna stick to
the more observational material.
593
00:39:08,120 --> 00:39:09,439
I've got this whole
thing at the moment
594
00:39:09,520 --> 00:39:10,839
about the difference
between cats and dogs.
595
00:39:10,920 --> 00:39:12,512
Hey, please stop.
596
00:39:12,600 --> 00:39:13,828
Okay. Do you know
what the hardest thing
597
00:39:13,960 --> 00:39:15,279
about being a stand-up comedian is?
598
00:39:15,360 --> 00:39:16,759
Is it the clothes?
599
00:39:16,880 --> 00:39:18,279
Very good. No.
600
00:39:19,120 --> 00:39:21,031
It's that people expect you
to be on all the time.
601
00:39:21,120 --> 00:39:23,509
Because if you're not being funny,
then what are you being?
602
00:39:23,600 --> 00:39:24,953
Ian, it's not a performance.
603
00:39:25,040 --> 00:39:27,918
Except it sort of is,
though, isn't it?
604
00:39:30,400 --> 00:39:34,029
I've been so excited about
seeing you. Like nervous.
605
00:39:42,600 --> 00:39:43,715
I'm sorry, I...
606
00:39:43,800 --> 00:39:45,028
I'm no good at
this stuff, either.
607
00:39:45,120 --> 00:39:47,873
It's just I graduated today.
608
00:39:47,960 --> 00:39:52,078
I'm finally, actually qualified
to do something useful,
609
00:39:52,200 --> 00:39:54,953
and I wanted to
celebrate with someone.
610
00:39:55,080 --> 00:39:56,354
Was Dexter busy?
611
00:40:03,600 --> 00:40:08,674
Em, when you hear this, can you
just get in a cab? And I'll pay.
612
00:40:09,880 --> 00:40:15,113
Maybe you could even stay over,
you know, on the sofa or something?
613
00:40:15,200 --> 00:40:17,589
I need to just see you.
614
00:40:17,680 --> 00:40:20,558
Please, can you just come over?
615
00:40:23,160 --> 00:40:25,116
Emma Morley?
Hmm?
616
00:40:25,200 --> 00:40:26,519
Can I say something?
617
00:40:27,000 --> 00:40:28,353
Go on.
618
00:40:29,760 --> 00:40:33,992
I think you are
the absolute bollocks.
619
00:40:34,080 --> 00:40:36,310
You, with your honeyed words.
620
00:40:43,000 --> 00:40:44,353
I should probably
head home.
621
00:40:44,840 --> 00:40:46,637
Don't go.
Let's go somewhere else.
622
00:40:48,320 --> 00:40:53,235
I live near, actually. I mean,
it's a dump, like, horrible.
623
00:40:53,320 --> 00:40:57,438
But I've got music and booze.
624
00:40:57,520 --> 00:40:58,953
Or a hot, milky drink
if you prefer.
625
00:40:59,880 --> 00:41:02,678
We could go on
an Ovaltine bender.
626
00:41:09,440 --> 00:41:13,274
All right. Okay.
One, two, three, go!
627
00:41:14,720 --> 00:41:15,675
Which way?
628
00:41:15,760 --> 00:41:17,273
This way, this way,
this way!
629
00:41:29,440 --> 00:41:32,273
That's not needy.
That's just affection.
630
00:41:32,360 --> 00:41:35,352
I've just got
a lot of love to give.
631
00:41:39,440 --> 00:41:43,228
Well, if I can't call you,
can I come and see you?
632
00:41:46,600 --> 00:41:48,158
Do you know where
the matches are?
633
00:41:48,240 --> 00:41:49,355
No.
634
00:41:49,440 --> 00:41:52,557
You might wanna leave it
for a couple of minutes. Go.
635
00:41:59,920 --> 00:42:01,353
Hi, Miss Morley.
Hi.
636
00:42:01,440 --> 00:42:03,351
There gonna be
a showbiz party afterwards
637
00:42:03,440 --> 00:42:06,352
with champagne, and canap�s,
and the tinkle of laughter?
638
00:42:06,440 --> 00:42:09,238
It's a school play, Ian. I suspect
we'll be home by half 9:00.
639
00:42:09,320 --> 00:42:12,278
Why don't you stay at mine for a change?
I'll wash my duvet cover.
640
00:42:12,800 --> 00:42:14,153
Is that your boyfriend,
Miss Morley?
641
00:42:14,240 --> 00:42:15,958
Oy! Cheeky.
642
00:42:17,040 --> 00:42:19,918
Greetings, boys and girls.
Welcome to the Late Night Lock In.
643
00:42:20,000 --> 00:42:21,991
Camera one, Dexter.
644
00:42:22,080 --> 00:42:23,957
The show that is late,
live and loud.
645
00:42:24,120 --> 00:42:26,031
Dexter, gentleman to see you.
646
00:42:26,120 --> 00:42:27,075
Mind the cables, sir.
647
00:42:27,160 --> 00:42:29,037
Hey. Okay, ladies.
648
00:42:33,200 --> 00:42:35,953
I helped myself
to tea and buns.
649
00:42:36,120 --> 00:42:37,838
I hope I'm not going
to get you into trouble.
650
00:42:38,960 --> 00:42:40,154
I'm sure it'll be fine.
651
00:42:40,280 --> 00:42:41,395
There he is! Hey!
652
00:42:41,480 --> 00:42:44,870
Doesn't he look gorgeous?
Come to Suki.
653
00:42:44,960 --> 00:42:47,554
Suki Sue. Come here.
654
00:42:48,920 --> 00:42:52,879
I just want to
eat you up.
655
00:42:54,800 --> 00:42:58,998
Suki, actually,
look, this is my father.
656
00:42:59,080 --> 00:43:00,798
Wotcha, Mr. M.
657
00:43:00,880 --> 00:43:03,075
Isn't your son gorgeous?
658
00:43:03,160 --> 00:43:04,559
Um, he's very nice.
659
00:43:04,640 --> 00:43:06,517
And where's Mrs. M?
660
00:43:08,280 --> 00:43:10,669
Sadly, she passed away.
661
00:43:13,760 --> 00:43:16,797
Barry, I need some water.
662
00:43:16,880 --> 00:43:18,393
What an appalling woman.
663
00:43:18,480 --> 00:43:20,948
Actually, she's sort
of my girlfriend.
664
00:43:21,040 --> 00:43:23,349
Oh, well, congratulations.
665
00:43:25,800 --> 00:43:29,349
Your mother would have
been most impressed.
666
00:43:31,960 --> 00:43:33,109
Thanks, Dad.
667
00:43:33,200 --> 00:43:35,350
I'll be watching at home
if I can stay awake.
668
00:43:36,000 --> 00:43:38,958
Have fun
669
00:43:39,040 --> 00:43:41,474
and don't take any notice of
what they say in the papers.
670
00:43:41,560 --> 00:43:43,790
Okay, sir. If you'd
like to come this way.
671
00:43:43,880 --> 00:43:44,995
Please.
672
00:43:46,440 --> 00:43:48,590
I'm the king of
car crash television.
673
00:43:48,680 --> 00:43:50,033
But you're the king of it.
That's good.
674
00:43:50,120 --> 00:43:52,236
Caption under photo. "Odious."
675
00:43:53,240 --> 00:43:54,593
why can't you come again?
676
00:43:54,720 --> 00:43:56,039
Because I'm working.
677
00:43:56,120 --> 00:43:58,031
I'll send a car to
come and pick you up.
678
00:43:58,200 --> 00:44:00,111
Dex, I can't.
679
00:44:00,240 --> 00:44:03,994
I know, and I'm sorry. I'm just so
much better when you're around.
680
00:44:04,120 --> 00:44:05,599
Look, I'm just worried
I'm gonna be
681
00:44:05,720 --> 00:44:07,233
stood in front of
the camera thinking,
682
00:44:07,320 --> 00:44:08,799
"What's the bloody point?"
683
00:44:08,880 --> 00:44:11,189
The show's ridiculous.
I'm such a fraud, Em.
684
00:44:11,280 --> 00:44:13,396
Hey, come on. That's enough.
685
00:44:13,480 --> 00:44:16,074
You know what you're doing.
You'll be fine.
686
00:44:16,160 --> 00:44:17,149
Right.
687
00:44:17,240 --> 00:44:19,993
Just don't speak
in that weird voice, okay?
688
00:44:20,080 --> 00:44:22,116
Okay.
All right. Bye.
689
00:44:24,760 --> 00:44:25,988
Get ready. Here we go.
690
00:44:26,080 --> 00:44:27,832
Great stuff.
Let's move. Let's move!
691
00:44:27,920 --> 00:44:29,273
Okay, come on, guys. Let's go.
692
00:44:29,920 --> 00:44:31,990
We're on, superstar.
693
00:44:46,120 --> 00:44:49,590
Ladies and gentlemen,
welcome to Late Night Lock In.
694
00:44:49,680 --> 00:44:51,591
The show that is late, live...
695
00:44:51,760 --> 00:44:53,671
And loud!
696
00:44:53,760 --> 00:44:55,910
And what a show
we've got for you tonight.
697
00:44:58,440 --> 00:44:59,919
Yay!
698
00:45:02,280 --> 00:45:04,157
Well done, darling.
699
00:45:05,280 --> 00:45:06,269
Thank you.
700
00:45:06,360 --> 00:45:08,396
Come on, Miss Morley.
701
00:45:08,480 --> 00:45:09,833
Bravo!
702
00:45:20,120 --> 00:45:23,237
The Maxi Crew, ladies and gentlemen.
The Maxi Crew.
703
00:45:23,320 --> 00:45:27,598
All right, take a seat, fellas.
Take a seat. You can sit down there.
704
00:45:27,680 --> 00:45:32,470
Right, guys, I just wanna start by
saying that that jam was fresh.
705
00:45:32,560 --> 00:45:36,189
Right, okay, so let's kick it off with...
Let's ask some questions.
706
00:45:36,280 --> 00:45:39,829
what is hip hop? Is this the
voice from the street?
707
00:45:39,920 --> 00:45:42,992
Is this why you guys
are just so angry?
708
00:45:43,080 --> 00:45:44,274
No, dawg.
709
00:45:44,360 --> 00:45:45,998
It's chill,
it's chill, it's chill.
710
00:45:48,800 --> 00:45:52,509
Right, okay. Listen,
can you rap about anything?
711
00:45:52,600 --> 00:45:55,068
For example, could you rap
about a cheese sandwich?
712
00:45:55,160 --> 00:45:58,118
Are you new here?
Have you done this before?
713
00:45:59,760 --> 00:46:03,150
Oh, dear.
Do not try this at home.
714
00:46:08,520 --> 00:46:09,509
Ian?
715
00:46:09,840 --> 00:46:11,273
Do you think you'll
finish painting today?
716
00:46:11,360 --> 00:46:13,874
I'd like to at least
get the TV back inside.
717
00:46:14,000 --> 00:46:16,833
All right, all right.
I can have breakfast first, can't I?
718
00:46:16,960 --> 00:46:18,075
We've had breakfast.
719
00:46:18,160 --> 00:46:20,549
All right, brunch, then.
720
00:46:20,640 --> 00:46:22,870
Brunch. Is it lunch?
Is it breakfast?
721
00:46:23,000 --> 00:46:25,195
No, it's brunch.
What about brinner, say?
722
00:46:25,280 --> 00:46:26,872
Or brupper?
723
00:46:26,960 --> 00:46:28,473
Well, I should get on.
724
00:46:28,600 --> 00:46:30,158
Bearhug, snootch?
725
00:46:30,240 --> 00:46:32,071
I thought we agreed
about snootch?
726
00:46:32,160 --> 00:46:35,709
I can't seem to say anything
right these days, can I?
727
00:46:36,720 --> 00:46:38,472
Look, if you don't
want me to go tonight...
728
00:46:38,600 --> 00:46:40,318
No, you should go.
729
00:46:40,440 --> 00:46:41,953
Or if you wanted
to come with us...
730
00:46:42,040 --> 00:46:44,634
What? Dexter ignoring me, and you
talking over me? No, thank you.
731
00:46:44,720 --> 00:46:45,755
It won't be like that.
732
00:46:45,880 --> 00:46:46,949
Anyway, I've got a gig tonight
733
00:46:47,040 --> 00:46:48,996
at The Rose & Crown,
Sir Laffalots.
734
00:46:49,160 --> 00:46:51,151
Paid gig?
735
00:46:51,240 --> 00:46:52,389
No.
736
00:46:52,560 --> 00:46:53,709
Better get back to it then.
737
00:46:53,800 --> 00:46:56,155
Thirty-four identical essays
on Lord of the Flies.
738
00:46:56,240 --> 00:47:01,917
Em? About 1 700 hours, do you
fancy a little bit of the old...
739
00:47:02,880 --> 00:47:05,235
You know, afternoon delight?
740
00:47:23,200 --> 00:47:24,349
Wow!
741
00:47:25,040 --> 00:47:26,598
You look incredible.
742
00:47:26,680 --> 00:47:28,352
Oh... Ooh!
743
00:47:28,440 --> 00:47:30,317
Let's see the dress.
744
00:47:31,920 --> 00:47:33,035
Is it vintage?
745
00:47:33,160 --> 00:47:34,195
No, it's brand new.
746
00:47:34,280 --> 00:47:35,679
Really?
Mmm.
747
00:47:35,760 --> 00:47:38,069
Well, you look great,
and I love the shoes.
748
00:47:38,160 --> 00:47:41,550
Thank you. It's the world's
first orthopedic high heel.
749
00:47:41,640 --> 00:47:44,234
Look, it's been too long, Em.
750
00:47:44,320 --> 00:47:47,630
I need to have some fun tonight.
Can we have fun, please?
751
00:47:47,760 --> 00:47:48,954
God, sorry.
752
00:47:50,800 --> 00:47:51,949
Look, I'll be two seconds.
It's work.
753
00:47:52,040 --> 00:47:53,155
I'm naked!
754
00:47:53,240 --> 00:47:54,434
Suki, you nutter.
755
00:47:54,600 --> 00:47:55,749
where are you, baby?
756
00:47:55,840 --> 00:47:57,558
I thought you were supposed
to be at the party.
757
00:47:58,440 --> 00:48:00,476
You do know they
damage your brain?
758
00:48:00,600 --> 00:48:02,556
They do not damage
your brain.
759
00:48:02,640 --> 00:48:04,119
How can you tell?
760
00:48:04,280 --> 00:48:05,793
Ha ha, very funny, Em.
761
00:48:05,880 --> 00:48:08,440
I guarantee you, one year, one year,
and you'll have one of these.
762
00:48:08,520 --> 00:48:12,399
You're on. If I ever get a mobile phone,
you can buy me dinner.
763
00:48:12,480 --> 00:48:14,471
What, again?
764
00:48:15,680 --> 00:48:19,309
So, come on.
How's the king of comedy?
765
00:48:19,400 --> 00:48:21,595
Oh, Ian's fine.
We both are.
766
00:48:21,680 --> 00:48:23,318
Are you still
very much in love?
767
00:48:23,400 --> 00:48:27,234
He can belch the theme to The A-Team.
I'm only flesh and blood.
768
00:48:27,320 --> 00:48:30,551
I don't know. These days,
we don't seem to...
769
00:48:30,640 --> 00:48:33,438
And how's the new place?
How's that?
770
00:48:33,520 --> 00:48:37,308
Flat's fine. Well, it's a room
and a half in murder mile.
771
00:48:37,400 --> 00:48:38,958
And Ian's been
talking about painting
772
00:48:39,040 --> 00:48:40,917
the same wall
for the past six months.
773
00:48:41,000 --> 00:48:44,675
But it's got potential. There's a view.
The Gasworks.
774
00:48:46,520 --> 00:48:48,238
You should come round.
775
00:48:48,360 --> 00:48:49,839
Mmm! Mmm.
776
00:48:54,000 --> 00:48:55,638
How's Suki?
777
00:48:55,720 --> 00:48:57,915
Oh, she's fantastic.
Yeah, gorgeous.
778
00:48:58,000 --> 00:49:00,309
What's great for me is that she
really understands the industry.
779
00:49:00,400 --> 00:49:02,789
You know, she knows exactly
what it's like to be...
780
00:49:04,520 --> 00:49:07,239
I was gonna say "famous."
God, we hate the word.
781
00:49:07,320 --> 00:49:08,878
Every time I turn on the telly,
782
00:49:08,960 --> 00:49:10,439
she's there in
a pink rubber catsuit.
783
00:49:10,520 --> 00:49:12,238
She's doing incredibly well.
784
00:49:12,360 --> 00:49:14,112
Yeah, yeah.
785
00:49:14,200 --> 00:49:16,031
Well, we both are.
786
00:49:16,880 --> 00:49:20,156
I've got some really, really
exciting stuff coming up.
787
00:49:20,240 --> 00:49:21,912
It's all sort of in development.
788
00:49:22,000 --> 00:49:24,116
If I told you,
I'd have to shoot you.
789
00:49:24,200 --> 00:49:25,599
Please do.
790
00:49:27,560 --> 00:49:31,030
Never mind.
Start without me, all right?
791
00:49:47,560 --> 00:49:48,549
Hello.
792
00:49:48,640 --> 00:49:50,596
There you are. Enjoy.
793
00:49:50,680 --> 00:49:52,750
What are you doing,
you silly thing?
794
00:49:52,920 --> 00:49:54,956
Well, listen,
we'll talk later.
795
00:49:57,880 --> 00:50:00,189
Look at this.
This looks gorgeous.
796
00:50:00,280 --> 00:50:02,111
Are you all right?
Maybe she could join us?
797
00:50:02,200 --> 00:50:06,273
Hey, hey, hey, what's this?
I'm here to see you, remember?
798
00:50:06,360 --> 00:50:09,238
Right, well,
how's the teaching?
799
00:50:09,360 --> 00:50:11,794
What? If you're not
interested, don't ask.
800
00:50:11,880 --> 00:50:13,438
I am interested.
801
00:50:13,520 --> 00:50:15,875
I just thought you were going to
be writing this novel, that's all.
802
00:50:15,960 --> 00:50:18,076
And I will.
But I have to earn a living.
803
00:50:18,200 --> 00:50:20,589
More to the point, I enjoy it.
I'm a bloody good teacher, Dexter.
804
00:50:20,680 --> 00:50:23,035
I'm sure you are.
805
00:50:23,120 --> 00:50:24,439
Still, you know what they say?
806
00:50:24,520 --> 00:50:26,033
No, what do they say?
807
00:50:26,120 --> 00:50:28,350
You know, "Those who can..."
808
00:50:28,440 --> 00:50:32,592
No, I'm sorry. I'm not familiar.
Finish the sentence.
809
00:50:34,080 --> 00:50:37,231
All right.
Well, "Those who can, do,
810
00:50:37,320 --> 00:50:40,118
"and those who can't, teach."
811
00:50:42,800 --> 00:50:45,917
And those who can teach say,
"Go fuck yourself!"
812
00:50:47,640 --> 00:50:50,677
Em! Em, come on. Look, whatever
I've done, I'm sorry.
813
00:50:50,760 --> 00:50:52,273
You've obviously
had a bit too much to drink.
814
00:50:52,400 --> 00:50:54,197
No, you're drunk!
You're drunk!
815
00:50:54,320 --> 00:50:58,074
Do you realize that I have literally
not seen you sober for three years?
816
00:50:58,200 --> 00:50:59,997
Nipping off to the toilet
every 10 minutes.
817
00:51:00,080 --> 00:51:01,877
Either you're on coke,
or you've got dysentery.
818
00:51:01,960 --> 00:51:04,838
Either way, it's boring! Banging on
about yourself all the time.
819
00:51:04,920 --> 00:51:08,833
Well, I wouldn't mind, Dex, but
you're a TV presenter, all right?
820
00:51:08,960 --> 00:51:10,279
You've not invented penicillin.
821
00:51:10,360 --> 00:51:12,271
All you do is stand around shouting,
"Make some noise!"
822
00:51:12,360 --> 00:51:14,476
Look, I am having fun,
that's all.
823
00:51:14,640 --> 00:51:16,756
I've been through
a lot recently.
824
00:51:16,840 --> 00:51:17,989
I might get
a bit carried away,
825
00:51:18,160 --> 00:51:19,309
but if you wouldn't
stop getting at me...
826
00:51:19,400 --> 00:51:21,550
Am I?
I don't mean to, and I...
827
00:51:21,680 --> 00:51:25,116
I know that you've been through a
lot with your mum and all, I know.
828
00:51:25,200 --> 00:51:29,432
But, there are things that I
needed to talk to you about.
829
00:51:29,520 --> 00:51:33,718
About how I am
stuck in this flat
830
00:51:33,800 --> 00:51:35,358
with a man that I am
not in love with.
831
00:51:35,440 --> 00:51:39,752
And if I can't talk to you, then
what is the point of you? Of us?
832
00:51:39,840 --> 00:51:41,398
What do you mean,
"What's the point?"
833
00:51:41,520 --> 00:51:43,112
I think we've outgrown each other.
834
00:51:43,200 --> 00:51:46,476
No, you have outgrown me. You
think I'm uncool and dreary.
835
00:51:46,560 --> 00:51:48,391
I don't think
you're dreary. Em...
836
00:51:48,480 --> 00:51:53,110
I think if it's over, then we should
just face facts. Say goodbye.
837
00:51:53,200 --> 00:51:54,679
It sounds like you're dumping me.
838
00:51:54,840 --> 00:51:56,273
Yeah, maybe I am.
839
00:51:56,360 --> 00:51:58,078
You're not who you used to be.
840
00:51:58,160 --> 00:52:01,197
Come on, Em.
Look, I apologize!
841
00:52:02,480 --> 00:52:03,879
Please.
842
00:52:10,040 --> 00:52:12,076
Come on. That's it.
843
00:52:14,040 --> 00:52:15,473
There.
844
00:52:17,200 --> 00:52:21,239
I love you, Dexter. So much.
845
00:52:24,040 --> 00:52:26,713
I just don't like you anymore.
846
00:52:27,160 --> 00:52:29,310
I'm sorry.
847
00:53:04,880 --> 00:53:06,916
Johnny Cage wins.
848
00:53:07,000 --> 00:53:09,833
That's an almighty win
from the Blade Cruisers there.
849
00:53:09,920 --> 00:53:12,434
I think you'll all agree.
Well done, guys.
850
00:53:12,520 --> 00:53:15,876
That's all from tonight's Joy Stick Jockeys.
Join us next week
851
00:53:15,960 --> 00:53:19,794
when we review the smoking
hot new console games coming at you.
852
00:53:19,880 --> 00:53:23,111
Until then, night owls, keep gaming.
853
00:53:27,880 --> 00:53:30,952
Do I really have to
say "smoking hot"?
854
00:53:32,680 --> 00:53:35,513
It's just I'm 32,
for God's sake.
855
00:53:37,400 --> 00:53:39,118
What, they're sacking me?
856
00:53:39,200 --> 00:53:41,475
You see, sack has
negative connotations.
857
00:53:41,560 --> 00:53:44,518
It's just they wanna
try a new presenter.
858
00:53:45,640 --> 00:53:47,153
So they are sacking me?
859
00:53:47,240 --> 00:53:49,276
Well, no, they're taking the
show in a different direction,
860
00:53:49,360 --> 00:53:52,591
but it's a direction
away from you.
861
00:53:52,680 --> 00:53:54,033
Okay, so less you now.
862
00:53:54,120 --> 00:53:55,075
Okay.
863
00:53:55,160 --> 00:53:56,957
More you in your 20s.
864
00:53:59,640 --> 00:54:01,915
Right. Right.
865
00:54:02,000 --> 00:54:03,956
So, what's the good news?
866
00:54:04,040 --> 00:54:06,110
Sorry?
867
00:54:06,200 --> 00:54:10,478
Well, you said you had some bad news.
What's the good news?
868
00:54:17,160 --> 00:54:19,594
Every career has
its ups and downs.
869
00:54:19,720 --> 00:54:22,109
This is just a bloody great down.
870
00:54:22,200 --> 00:54:23,918
And I sense a bit of
disenchantment, Dexy.
871
00:54:24,000 --> 00:54:26,230
Just a little concerned
about my future.
872
00:54:26,320 --> 00:54:29,073
It's not quite
what I was expecting.
873
00:54:29,200 --> 00:54:33,352
The future never is. That's what
makes it so bloody exciting!
874
00:54:35,000 --> 00:54:37,116
Everyone loves you, yeah?
875
00:54:37,200 --> 00:54:41,398
But they love you in that ironic,
love-to-hate kind of way.
876
00:54:41,480 --> 00:54:43,072
Right?
And all that we need to do
877
00:54:43,160 --> 00:54:45,515
is just find someone
that loves you for real.
878
00:54:48,040 --> 00:54:49,678
Okay?
Yeah.
879
00:54:54,440 --> 00:54:56,032
I love you, Sylvie.
880
00:54:57,040 --> 00:55:00,316
No, no, wait.
No, I'm in love with you.
881
00:55:00,440 --> 00:55:03,591
Look, I've never said
this to anyone before.
882
00:55:03,680 --> 00:55:05,432
Well, that's a lie. Um...
883
00:55:07,160 --> 00:55:09,230
I love you, Sylvie. I...
884
00:55:12,240 --> 00:55:16,028
Sylvie tells me you used
to be quite well known.
885
00:55:16,120 --> 00:55:17,792
TV presenter or something.
886
00:55:17,880 --> 00:55:20,758
I did. Yeah.
Once upon a time.
887
00:55:20,840 --> 00:55:24,515
Yes, on Larginit. That program.
Do you remember, Mummy?
888
00:55:24,600 --> 00:55:25,828
You used to really hate it.
889
00:55:25,920 --> 00:55:26,909
Yes.
890
00:55:27,000 --> 00:55:28,592
"Turn it off," she used to say.
891
00:55:28,720 --> 00:55:31,029
"Turn it off. It's
killing your brain cells."
892
00:55:31,120 --> 00:55:32,792
That was you, was it?
893
00:55:32,880 --> 00:55:34,552
You still work
in television, Dexter?
894
00:55:34,640 --> 00:55:38,519
Not so much, no. That sort
of drifted away, really.
895
00:55:38,600 --> 00:55:39,635
Uh-huh.
896
00:55:39,720 --> 00:55:42,917
Dexter's just being modest.
He gets lots of offers.
897
00:55:43,000 --> 00:55:44,831
Anyway, what he really
wants to do is produce.
898
00:55:48,440 --> 00:55:49,759
Party games.
899
00:55:53,200 --> 00:55:54,553
Are you there, Moriarty?
900
00:55:54,680 --> 00:55:56,079
Here.
901
00:55:57,440 --> 00:55:58,589
Two for two,
nice work, bro.
902
00:55:58,680 --> 00:55:59,669
Going for a hat trick.
903
00:55:59,760 --> 00:56:01,990
Are you there, Moriarty?
904
00:56:02,080 --> 00:56:03,229
Here.
905
00:56:07,280 --> 00:56:08,599
The crowd goes wild!
906
00:56:09,800 --> 00:56:11,438
There's my boy!
907
00:56:11,520 --> 00:56:12,839
Better luck next time, son.
Thank you.
908
00:56:12,920 --> 00:56:15,434
Well, I'm still
very proud of you.
909
00:56:17,120 --> 00:56:18,633
Oh, isn't this fun?
910
00:56:18,720 --> 00:56:20,870
Dexter, care to take me on?
Oh, no.
911
00:56:20,960 --> 00:56:21,995
That's a terrific idea.
912
00:56:22,080 --> 00:56:23,069
Darling, are you sure?
913
00:56:23,160 --> 00:56:24,798
Yes, I'm sure.
914
00:56:25,240 --> 00:56:27,037
Come on, chap.
Pick up your weapon.
915
00:56:27,120 --> 00:56:29,190
Nice and tight, Mum.
916
00:56:31,400 --> 00:56:32,753
All right?
All right.
917
00:56:32,880 --> 00:56:35,394
Very good. We don't
want you cheating.
918
00:56:35,480 --> 00:56:37,391
Good luck.
All right.
919
00:56:37,480 --> 00:56:39,357
Come on, sis.
920
00:56:45,440 --> 00:56:48,238
All right, ready?
921
00:56:48,320 --> 00:56:49,833
As ready as I'll...
922
00:56:49,920 --> 00:56:53,708
Good God, man! What the hell
do you think you're doing?
923
00:56:53,840 --> 00:56:55,637
That table was from Italy.
I'm so sorry.
924
00:56:55,720 --> 00:56:57,950
I must have just caught her
at a funny angle there.
925
00:56:58,040 --> 00:57:00,838
You didn't even ask
if she was there, Moriarty.
926
00:57:00,920 --> 00:57:04,833
I know. I know. I'm so sorry. Look,
I don't know what I was thinking.
927
00:57:04,920 --> 00:57:06,353
Wanker!
928
00:57:18,800 --> 00:57:21,189
Serves me right
for not changing the locks.
929
00:57:21,280 --> 00:57:22,429
Looking good, Ian.
930
00:57:22,560 --> 00:57:23,754
You can get stuffed, Emma.
931
00:57:23,840 --> 00:57:24,795
Is that from your act?
932
00:57:24,920 --> 00:57:27,957
No, though I have got this new
thingI've been working on.
933
00:57:28,040 --> 00:57:29,314
God.
934
00:57:29,400 --> 00:57:32,437
I come on, and I say,
"Here's a funny story. You'll like this."
935
00:57:32,520 --> 00:57:34,795
Ian.
"There's this guy,
936
00:57:34,880 --> 00:57:38,270
"and he's going out with this girl,
and he worships her,
937
00:57:38,360 --> 00:57:40,828
"and they buy
this flat together.
938
00:57:40,920 --> 00:57:43,753
"And then he gets her
an engagement ring, the lot.
939
00:57:43,840 --> 00:57:48,675
"It turns out that she is still
in love with her best friend."
940
00:57:48,760 --> 00:57:51,911
Interesting theory, Ian, except
I've not seen Dexter for ages.
941
00:57:52,000 --> 00:57:53,718
No?
That is not the reason.
942
00:57:53,800 --> 00:57:58,749
Do you know how he found out about it?
He read it in her poetry.
943
00:57:58,840 --> 00:58:00,159
You bastard!
944
00:58:00,240 --> 00:58:02,151
Give it back to me!
"Our graduation night!
945
00:58:02,240 --> 00:58:04,276
"The erotic intensity
of the shared bed."
946
00:58:04,360 --> 00:58:07,318
"That magic week in France."
It's all here in blank verse.
947
00:58:07,400 --> 00:58:09,994
If you ever, ever, come in
here again I will call the police!
948
00:58:10,080 --> 00:58:11,672
Call the bloody police!
It's my flat, too!
949
00:58:11,800 --> 00:58:13,950
Is it? I paid the mortgage!
950
00:58:14,040 --> 00:58:17,510
You just sat around farting and
watching the bloody wrath of Khan!
951
00:58:17,600 --> 00:58:18,794
You love The wrath of Khan.
952
00:58:18,880 --> 00:58:21,599
I hate The wrath of Khan.
953
00:58:25,560 --> 00:58:28,233
It's a good job
we didn't get married.
954
00:58:31,320 --> 00:58:33,834
I'm sorry about going
through all your stuff.
955
00:58:33,920 --> 00:58:36,514
I've just been a bit mad
recently, that's all.
956
00:58:36,600 --> 00:58:38,352
It's all right.
957
00:58:41,200 --> 00:58:43,191
I miss you.
958
00:58:43,280 --> 00:58:44,554
I know you do.
959
00:58:44,640 --> 00:58:46,631
Like, right here.
960
00:58:50,760 --> 00:58:53,672
Either that, or it's trapped wind.
I'm not sure.
961
00:58:53,800 --> 00:58:55,870
Either way, it'll pass.
962
00:58:55,960 --> 00:58:57,916
It's good, by the way.
963
00:58:58,000 --> 00:59:00,514
Not the poems.
The poems are awful,
964
00:59:00,640 --> 00:59:04,553
but the rest of the stuff,
the stories. You're funny.
965
00:59:04,640 --> 00:59:06,517
Proper funny.
966
00:59:06,600 --> 00:59:07,828
Not like me.
Ian.
967
00:59:07,920 --> 00:59:09,558
No, I'm just saying that you
should show them to someone,
968
00:59:09,640 --> 00:59:12,518
because you're
better than you know.
969
00:59:27,000 --> 00:59:28,194
Oh!
970
01:00:36,320 --> 01:00:39,835
So that's Emma Morley.
We went to university together.
971
01:00:39,920 --> 01:00:41,148
Did you sleep with her as well?
972
01:00:41,320 --> 01:00:42,514
No.
973
01:00:42,600 --> 01:00:43,749
What about the bride?
974
01:00:43,840 --> 01:00:45,717
No.
God, what is this?
975
01:00:46,880 --> 01:00:50,316
It's just that every weekend
we go to a wedding
976
01:00:50,400 --> 01:00:52,994
with a coachload of people
that you've slept with.
977
01:00:53,080 --> 01:00:54,399
It's like a conference.
978
01:00:54,520 --> 01:00:55,748
Okay. Come on.
979
01:00:55,920 --> 01:00:57,478
You know you're the
only one for me now.
980
01:00:57,560 --> 01:01:00,279
You are. Come on,
come here. Come here.
981
01:01:05,520 --> 01:01:07,988
Hummus wraps.
Organic smoothies.
982
01:01:08,080 --> 01:01:09,832
Fair Trade coffees.
983
01:01:11,560 --> 01:01:15,269
Crayfish. Dex, people go crazy
for the little buggers.
984
01:01:17,040 --> 01:01:20,669
I've got 12 branches already.
Twelve more by the end of the year.
985
01:01:20,760 --> 01:01:22,273
Well, you know,
there's a rumor going around
986
01:01:22,360 --> 01:01:23,998
that you're actually
a multi millionaire.
987
01:01:24,120 --> 01:01:25,792
Come on.
988
01:01:26,560 --> 01:01:28,312
Well, define multi.
989
01:01:32,320 --> 01:01:34,959
You should come and have lunch.
We should talk.
990
01:01:35,040 --> 01:01:36,439
What, are you
offering me a job?
991
01:01:36,560 --> 01:01:37,993
No, I'm just saying...
992
01:01:38,080 --> 01:01:40,514
You are, aren't you?
You're offering me a job.
993
01:01:40,600 --> 01:01:43,034
Look, I haven't seen you
on telly for a while.
994
01:01:43,120 --> 01:01:45,076
I thought if you
wanted a fresh start...
995
01:01:45,200 --> 01:01:47,156
Callum, mate.
Mate, mate, mate.
996
01:01:47,240 --> 01:01:50,277
At university, you wore
the same pair of jeans for...
997
01:01:50,360 --> 01:01:52,316
What was it, four years?
998
01:01:53,400 --> 01:01:55,277
Long time ago now, pal.
999
01:01:56,880 --> 01:01:58,552
We're not students anymore.
1000
01:01:58,640 --> 01:01:59,868
Someone seems
to be enjoying it.
1001
01:01:59,960 --> 01:02:01,109
Look, look over here.
1002
01:02:01,200 --> 01:02:02,758
Have you seen Emma Morley?
1003
01:02:02,840 --> 01:02:05,400
Right under our noses
all this time. Eh?
1004
01:02:06,240 --> 01:02:07,593
Who knew?
1005
01:02:09,000 --> 01:02:12,117
I sit and wait
1006
01:02:12,200 --> 01:02:15,317
Does an angel
1007
01:02:15,400 --> 01:02:18,756
Contemplate my fate
1008
01:02:22,040 --> 01:02:24,508
Do they know
1009
01:02:24,600 --> 01:02:27,717
I tell you, the one discovery
changed my life.
1010
01:02:28,680 --> 01:02:30,830
Crayfish.
1011
01:02:30,920 --> 01:02:33,957
I've got 12 branches already.
Another 12 by the end of the year.
1012
01:02:34,040 --> 01:02:35,996
I was telling Dexter there's
plenty of opportunities.
1013
01:02:36,080 --> 01:02:38,389
Darling, I'll be back in a bit.
1014
01:02:41,440 --> 01:02:42,919
Do you want some champagne?
1015
01:02:43,000 --> 01:02:45,389
It's not champagne.
It's Spanish.
1016
01:02:48,080 --> 01:02:51,470
when I'm lying in my bed
1017
01:02:51,560 --> 01:02:54,472
Thoughts running
through my head
1018
01:02:54,560 --> 01:02:57,358
And I feel that love is dead
1019
01:02:58,520 --> 01:03:01,956
I'm loving angels instead
1020
01:03:02,040 --> 01:03:03,155
Do you want to
get out of here?
1021
01:03:03,240 --> 01:03:04,389
Yes, please.
1022
01:03:04,480 --> 01:03:09,156
And through it all
She offers me protection
1023
01:03:09,240 --> 01:03:11,754
A lot of love and affection
1024
01:03:12,280 --> 01:03:16,193
Today must be quite tough for you,
having slept with the bride.
1025
01:03:17,640 --> 01:03:20,154
I don't know what
you're talking about.
1026
01:03:20,240 --> 01:03:23,550
What? How do you
know all these things?
1027
01:03:23,640 --> 01:03:25,471
Tilly told me all about it.
Oh, did she?
1028
01:03:25,560 --> 01:03:28,518
The foot massage
spun out of control.
1029
01:03:28,600 --> 01:03:31,194
I think you even
used my olive oil.
1030
01:03:31,280 --> 01:03:33,953
Footprints halfway
up the kitchen wall.
1031
01:03:34,720 --> 01:03:37,439
Well, that stuff's
behind me now, so...
1032
01:03:37,520 --> 01:03:38,839
Really, what happened?
1033
01:03:38,960 --> 01:03:41,599
Sex in toilet cubicles
lose its bittersweet charm?
1034
01:03:41,680 --> 01:03:44,274
Well, an orgy won't keep you
warm at night, Emma.
1035
01:03:44,360 --> 01:03:46,191
An orgy won't look after you
when you're old.
1036
01:03:46,280 --> 01:03:47,599
Well said.
1037
01:03:50,960 --> 01:03:54,077
Anyway, I screwed up my career.
1038
01:03:54,160 --> 01:03:56,230
And screwed up things with Mum.
1039
01:03:57,600 --> 01:03:59,795
That's not true.
1040
01:04:00,680 --> 01:04:03,069
And I screwed up my friendships.
1041
01:04:05,960 --> 01:04:09,589
And then Sylvie
just came along.
1042
01:04:11,760 --> 01:04:14,638
And she sort of,
well, saved me, really.
1043
01:04:15,920 --> 01:04:17,876
She's very beautiful.
1044
01:04:17,960 --> 01:04:20,599
Of course, she has absolutely
no sense of humor.
1045
01:04:21,280 --> 01:04:23,794
Just as well. A sense of
humor's overrated.
1046
01:04:23,920 --> 01:04:26,036
Goofing around all the time.
1047
01:04:26,120 --> 01:04:28,270
The only time Ian
ever really made me laugh
1048
01:04:28,360 --> 01:04:29,873
was when he fell
down the stairs.
1049
01:04:29,960 --> 01:04:32,918
Well, you know, Sylvie says
she doesn't like to laugh.
1050
01:04:33,000 --> 01:04:36,276
Doesn't really like
what it does to her face.
1051
01:04:41,600 --> 01:04:43,556
But you love her, right?
1052
01:04:47,640 --> 01:04:49,437
Yeah, I worship her.
1053
01:04:50,120 --> 01:04:56,195
I'm loving Colin instead
1054
01:05:00,720 --> 01:05:03,029
Oh, no, no. This way.
1055
01:05:03,120 --> 01:05:04,473
Where are we going?
1056
01:05:05,360 --> 01:05:06,475
Dex?
1057
01:05:10,360 --> 01:05:11,554
Oh!
1058
01:05:14,680 --> 01:05:17,194
So, come on, then.
You, huh?
1059
01:05:17,280 --> 01:05:19,077
Any romance?
1060
01:05:19,160 --> 01:05:20,639
Don't start, Dex.
1061
01:05:20,720 --> 01:05:21,709
What?
1062
01:05:21,800 --> 01:05:25,713
Your sympathy.
I'm not lonely. I'm alone.
1063
01:05:25,800 --> 01:05:27,552
There, how'd that sound?
1064
01:05:27,640 --> 01:05:29,596
Yeah, yeah.
I bought that.
1065
01:05:29,680 --> 01:05:30,908
It's true.
1066
01:05:33,480 --> 01:05:36,358
I've got a tiny advance
to write this book.
1067
01:05:36,920 --> 01:05:38,194
Em!
1068
01:05:38,400 --> 01:05:39,515
Mmm-hmm.
1069
01:05:43,120 --> 01:05:46,795
Well, you know, I have
something to tell you, too.
1070
01:05:53,040 --> 01:05:54,792
You're getting married.
1071
01:05:54,880 --> 01:05:56,393
Yeah.
1072
01:06:01,680 --> 01:06:02,795
So, you're pleased?
1073
01:06:02,880 --> 01:06:06,111
Of course I'm pleased, Dex.
Fantastic news, really.
1074
01:06:08,400 --> 01:06:11,631
Scented? Your wedding
invitations are scented.
1075
01:06:11,720 --> 01:06:13,631
Yeah, lavender.
1076
01:06:13,720 --> 01:06:16,792
No, Dex, it's money.
They smell of money.
1077
01:06:22,280 --> 01:06:23,599
August 1 4th?
1078
01:06:23,680 --> 01:06:27,309
Yeah, I think that's what
they call a shotgun wedding.
1079
01:06:28,600 --> 01:06:30,556
For 350.
1080
01:06:32,240 --> 01:06:33,753
With buffet.
1081
01:06:45,760 --> 01:06:47,193
Do you know who the father is?
1082
01:06:47,280 --> 01:06:48,679
Stop it.
1083
01:06:48,760 --> 01:06:50,591
I'm kidding.
1084
01:06:50,680 --> 01:06:51,715
Congratulations.
1085
01:06:51,800 --> 01:06:52,789
Thank you.
1086
01:06:52,880 --> 01:06:54,438
A dad.
I know.
1087
01:06:55,400 --> 01:06:57,436
Is that allowed?
Will they let you?
1088
01:06:57,560 --> 01:06:59,596
It's incredible, isn't it?
1089
01:06:59,680 --> 01:07:02,831
You're going to be
a wonderful father.
1090
01:07:02,920 --> 01:07:04,353
Do you really think so?
1091
01:07:04,440 --> 01:07:06,158
I don't doubt it
for a minute.
1092
01:07:16,960 --> 01:07:18,837
I missed you, Dex.
1093
01:07:20,880 --> 01:07:22,836
Well, I missed you, too.
1094
01:07:32,480 --> 01:07:34,311
No more disappearing.
1095
01:07:35,880 --> 01:07:38,155
No, well, I won't
if you won't.
1096
01:07:39,560 --> 01:07:40,913
Mmm?
Mmm.
1097
01:07:53,680 --> 01:07:54,829
Dex?
1098
01:07:56,440 --> 01:07:57,998
We should go.
1099
01:08:00,360 --> 01:08:02,271
Absolutely, let's go.
1100
01:08:08,920 --> 01:08:11,036
Come on, Jasmine.
Come on.
1101
01:08:13,560 --> 01:08:15,994
Come on.
You gonna stop crying?
1102
01:08:37,040 --> 01:08:38,268
How you getting on?
1103
01:08:38,360 --> 01:08:40,316
Good, mate.
Good. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1104
01:08:40,400 --> 01:08:41,628
Not quite what
I was expecting, but...
1105
01:08:41,760 --> 01:08:42,749
How do you mean?
1106
01:08:42,840 --> 01:08:45,798
Well, you see the words
organic and homemade...
1107
01:08:45,880 --> 01:08:47,871
Yeah, I know. You imagined
a couple of hippies
1108
01:08:47,960 --> 01:08:50,793
on a little farm somewhere,
knitting their own muesli.
1109
01:08:50,880 --> 01:08:52,871
Nice idea, but this
is business, Dex.
1110
01:08:52,960 --> 01:08:55,190
Yeah, well, I realize that.
Here's your last two.
1111
01:08:56,040 --> 01:08:59,953
Listen, mate. You're only
here to learn the ropes, okay?
1112
01:09:00,040 --> 01:09:01,553
Company policy.
Everyone has to.
1113
01:09:01,640 --> 01:09:03,949
Callum, I'm enjoying it.
1114
01:09:04,040 --> 01:09:05,473
Honestly, I'm good.
1115
01:09:07,160 --> 01:09:08,912
There's plenty
of formula left.
1116
01:09:09,040 --> 01:09:12,396
I've pureed the veggies,
or you could mash a banana.
1117
01:09:12,480 --> 01:09:16,155
And what about Indian food?
I can give her a curry, can't I?
1118
01:09:16,240 --> 01:09:18,390
No, no, no, Dexter. No.
1119
01:09:18,480 --> 01:09:19,879
Sylvie, I'm joking.
1120
01:09:20,000 --> 01:09:21,319
Oh, I see.
1121
01:09:21,400 --> 01:09:23,231
I keep missing those, don't I?
1122
01:09:23,320 --> 01:09:24,992
I'm sorry.
It's just that I'm late.
1123
01:09:25,120 --> 01:09:26,792
I don't even know why I'm going.
1124
01:09:26,880 --> 01:09:28,757
I'm too old for hen nights.
No, you're not.
1125
01:09:28,840 --> 01:09:29,909
That's my cab.
1126
01:09:30,080 --> 01:09:31,149
Right, come on, then.
1127
01:09:31,240 --> 01:09:32,559
I'll be back tomorrow morning.
1128
01:09:32,680 --> 01:09:33,954
Okay.
1129
01:09:34,040 --> 01:09:35,871
Be good. Try not to
burn the house down.
1130
01:09:35,960 --> 01:09:36,995
I'll be fine. I'll be fine.
1131
01:09:40,400 --> 01:09:42,630
Goodbye, my sweetheart.
Say goodbye to Mummy.
1132
01:09:42,720 --> 01:09:44,199
Say goodbye to Mummy.
1133
01:09:44,280 --> 01:09:47,272
Oh, I know, honey.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
1134
01:09:49,920 --> 01:09:51,592
Have a good time.
1135
01:09:57,280 --> 01:10:01,034
Oh! Come on.
We'll be all right, won't we?
1136
01:10:01,120 --> 01:10:03,759
Party started
there's no end in sight
1137
01:10:03,840 --> 01:10:06,434
Everybody's moving
to the rhythm that's inside
1138
01:10:07,880 --> 01:10:13,671
It's a crazy world but
tonight's the right situation
1139
01:10:14,120 --> 01:10:16,315
I am Spartacus.
1140
01:10:19,520 --> 01:10:21,590
No, I'm Spartacus.
1141
01:10:22,360 --> 01:10:25,033
No, I'm Spartacus.
I'm Spartacus.
1142
01:10:25,120 --> 01:10:27,395
wahey! Let's have a big hand
and give a round of applause...
1143
01:10:27,480 --> 01:10:29,391
Look, Jas.
Look, that's Daddy's ex.
1144
01:10:29,480 --> 01:10:31,550
...for basketball
stars TJ and Mickey D!
1145
01:10:31,640 --> 01:10:33,073
Isn't she loud?
1146
01:10:33,160 --> 01:10:35,879
Can you even fit
them in a two-shot?
1147
01:10:36,000 --> 01:10:39,595
They are so tall. I'm practically
melting over here.
1148
01:10:40,440 --> 01:10:42,396
Isn't she a loud, loud girl?
1149
01:10:44,960 --> 01:10:47,838
"Julie Criscoll,
aged 15, wanted
1150
01:10:48,000 --> 01:10:50,878
nothing more than
to change the world."
1151
01:10:51,880 --> 01:10:55,077
"If only all the politicians
would actually listen."
1152
01:10:57,680 --> 01:10:59,033
Yeah, well that's Em.
1153
01:10:59,120 --> 01:11:02,157
Is that Em? Yeah, that's Em.
She wrote the book.
1154
01:11:06,960 --> 01:11:08,109
Emma?
1155
01:11:08,280 --> 01:11:09,429
It's me.
1156
01:11:09,520 --> 01:11:10,873
I'm so sorry, darling.
1157
01:11:10,960 --> 01:11:14,316
Look, how's the party going?
How's it all going?
1158
01:11:14,640 --> 01:11:15,709
Um...
1159
01:11:15,840 --> 01:11:17,956
We're all going on
to some club. How is she?
1160
01:11:18,040 --> 01:11:19,792
Asleep. You know, finally.
1161
01:11:19,920 --> 01:11:22,195
She's been awake
all this time?
1162
01:11:22,280 --> 01:11:25,192
Yeah, my fault. I should
have given her the decaf.
1163
01:11:26,960 --> 01:11:29,474
See? There you go.
I made you laugh.
1164
01:11:32,160 --> 01:11:33,513
Are you all right?
1165
01:11:33,640 --> 01:11:35,870
Yeah.
No, no, I'm good. I'm good.
1166
01:11:35,960 --> 01:11:37,109
Why? Were you worried?
1167
01:11:37,200 --> 01:11:38,349
Oh, no. Um...
1168
01:11:39,440 --> 01:11:41,396
No reason. I just...
1169
01:11:43,160 --> 01:11:45,310
Well, I was just
checking up on you and...
1170
01:11:45,400 --> 01:11:46,753
well, everything's fine.
1171
01:11:47,680 --> 01:11:49,033
All right.
1172
01:11:50,000 --> 01:11:51,718
Look, Sylvie,
1173
01:11:52,560 --> 01:11:56,792
I know I'm not good at all this,
you know, dad/husband thing.
1174
01:11:57,920 --> 01:12:00,309
You're doing fine, Dexter.
1175
01:12:00,400 --> 01:12:02,391
No, and I know
if you had a receipt,
1176
01:12:02,480 --> 01:12:04,755
you would have taken
me back a long time ago.
1177
01:12:04,880 --> 01:12:09,874
But, you know, I'm working on it,
all right? So bear with me. That's all.
1178
01:12:11,120 --> 01:12:12,758
I've got to go.
1179
01:12:14,200 --> 01:12:16,031
I'll see you tomorrow.
All right.
1180
01:12:16,120 --> 01:12:18,076
Night.
Good night.
1181
01:13:20,920 --> 01:13:21,875
Funny?
1182
01:13:22,000 --> 01:13:22,989
Very funny.
1183
01:13:24,640 --> 01:13:28,519
Well, look at you.
You even look like a writer.
1184
01:13:29,320 --> 01:13:31,151
A writer in Paris.
1185
01:13:32,200 --> 01:13:34,191
There's a word for this,
isn't there?
1186
01:13:34,280 --> 01:13:36,077
Uh, butch.
1187
01:13:36,160 --> 01:13:37,878
I was gonna say gamine.
1188
01:13:38,640 --> 01:13:39,868
What do you look like?
1189
01:13:39,960 --> 01:13:41,916
Me? A screwed-up divorce.
1190
01:13:44,520 --> 01:13:48,274
So my apartment's not far.
Shall we?
1191
01:13:48,400 --> 01:13:50,516
How long are you staying for?
1192
01:13:50,600 --> 01:13:53,672
I suppose it's up to you,
really. It's just...
1193
01:13:54,560 --> 01:13:56,357
Look, I just wanted
to say something
1194
01:13:56,480 --> 01:13:58,232
which I couldn't
really do over the phone.
1195
01:13:58,320 --> 01:14:00,515
Well, ever since we were
last together in London...
1196
01:14:00,600 --> 01:14:03,797
Dexter, before you say
anything else, I have to...
1197
01:14:05,680 --> 01:14:08,513
There's something
I have to tell you.
1198
01:14:10,400 --> 01:14:11,628
You've met someone!
1199
01:14:11,720 --> 01:14:13,551
Is that really
so hard to believe?
1200
01:14:13,640 --> 01:14:15,471
A man?
Yes, a man. A guy.
1201
01:14:15,560 --> 01:14:18,438
A guy! He's a guy now,
is he? I see.
1202
01:14:18,520 --> 01:14:21,239
He's called Jean-Pierre,
Jean-Pierre Dusollier.
1203
01:14:21,320 --> 01:14:22,514
What, he's French?
1204
01:14:22,600 --> 01:14:23,715
No, Dex, he's Welsh.
1205
01:14:24,040 --> 01:14:29,160
He's handsome. He's charming.
He's just very, very French.
1206
01:14:29,240 --> 01:14:31,071
What, you mean rude?
1207
01:14:31,160 --> 01:14:32,718
No.
Arrogant?
1208
01:14:32,800 --> 01:14:34,756
Smokes too much,
wears a string of onions.
1209
01:14:34,840 --> 01:14:36,990
Why are you being like this?
1210
01:14:37,080 --> 01:14:39,913
Oh, God, you mean sexy. Is that what
you mean? You're having lots of sex?
1211
01:14:40,000 --> 01:14:41,638
Since when do I need
to ask your permission?
1212
01:14:41,720 --> 01:14:43,199
God knows
you never asked mine.
1213
01:14:43,680 --> 01:14:45,875
But we just slept together.
1214
01:14:49,480 --> 01:14:51,072
I haven't forgotten.
1215
01:14:56,560 --> 01:14:58,835
Dexter, we got a bit drunk.
1216
01:14:58,920 --> 01:15:00,512
Yeah, not that drunk.
1217
01:15:00,640 --> 01:15:02,471
You took your trousers off
over your shoes.
1218
01:15:02,600 --> 01:15:04,079
No, I didn't.
1219
01:15:05,560 --> 01:15:06,549
Did I?
1220
01:15:06,640 --> 01:15:10,315
I think that you were upset
about Sylvie and the divorce,
1221
01:15:10,440 --> 01:15:12,795
and you needed
a shoulder to cry on.
1222
01:15:12,880 --> 01:15:14,438
Or sleep with.
1223
01:15:14,520 --> 01:15:18,069
And that's what I was,
a shoulder to sleep with.
1224
01:15:18,200 --> 01:15:20,919
And that's why you did it, was it?
To cheer me up.
1225
01:15:21,000 --> 01:15:22,149
Well, it worked, didn't it?
1226
01:15:29,960 --> 01:15:33,669
If you must know, it was one of
the better nights of my life.
1227
01:15:33,760 --> 01:15:34,988
See?
1228
01:15:37,000 --> 01:15:38,558
Don't fish.
1229
01:15:40,080 --> 01:15:42,036
Dex, it was one time.
1230
01:15:43,720 --> 01:15:45,790
Well, it was three times.
1231
01:15:48,640 --> 01:15:51,996
Come on. Look, you don't
think it's a good idea?
1232
01:15:52,080 --> 01:15:53,798
You and me.
1233
01:15:56,120 --> 01:15:58,031
I do. I did.
1234
01:15:58,120 --> 01:15:59,235
In the late '80s.
1235
01:15:59,320 --> 01:16:00,355
Right.
1236
01:16:04,720 --> 01:16:06,073
Better get going.
1237
01:16:06,200 --> 01:16:07,553
Why? What are we doing?
1238
01:16:07,640 --> 01:16:08,993
Jean-Pierre wants to meet you.
1239
01:16:09,120 --> 01:16:10,394
Oh, you're kidding.
1240
01:16:10,480 --> 01:16:12,436
We're going to hear him play.
1241
01:16:12,520 --> 01:16:13,555
Play?
1242
01:16:13,640 --> 01:16:14,629
He's a jazz musician.
1243
01:16:16,440 --> 01:16:17,429
Bastard.
1244
01:16:17,520 --> 01:16:20,478
We're going to listen to him play free
jazz on the piano for about nine hours,
1245
01:16:20,560 --> 01:16:23,313
and it's going to be lots of
fun and in no way awkward.
1246
01:16:49,840 --> 01:16:52,559
You're not going out
like that, are you?
1247
01:16:53,960 --> 01:16:55,313
Just do me up.
1248
01:16:59,880 --> 01:17:01,279
That's Jean-Pierre.
1249
01:17:01,360 --> 01:17:02,509
Where?
1250
01:17:03,800 --> 01:17:07,873
Oh, God. You could have at least
found someone a bit good-looking.
1251
01:17:10,880 --> 01:17:15,112
You know, Em, I'm sure he's
a fine jazz pianist.
1252
01:17:15,200 --> 01:17:17,316
I just don't think
I can do this.
1253
01:17:18,200 --> 01:17:19,474
Oh. Really?
1254
01:17:19,560 --> 01:17:24,076
Yeah, I'll just go and see a movie
and go back to the apartment.
1255
01:17:24,200 --> 01:17:27,715
And then I think I'm going to get
the first train back tomorrow.
1256
01:17:27,800 --> 01:17:29,074
You don't have to leave.
1257
01:17:29,240 --> 01:17:30,514
I think I do.
1258
01:17:36,680 --> 01:17:38,591
I'm sorry, Dex.
1259
01:17:38,680 --> 01:17:41,035
Hey, don't be.
1260
01:17:47,360 --> 01:17:48,588
Go on.
1261
01:18:01,280 --> 01:18:03,271
Salut.
Hey.
1262
01:19:05,680 --> 01:19:07,875
Wait! Dexter!
1263
01:19:14,840 --> 01:19:16,956
I thought I got rid of you.
1264
01:19:30,000 --> 01:19:31,911
If you muck me about,
Dexter...
1265
01:19:32,040 --> 01:19:33,996
Em, I swear.
I swear I won't.
1266
01:19:34,120 --> 01:19:36,270
Lead me on, or let me down,
or go behind my back,
1267
01:19:36,360 --> 01:19:37,509
I will murder you.
1268
01:19:37,600 --> 01:19:38,635
I won't do that.
1269
01:19:39,840 --> 01:19:41,159
You swear?
1270
01:19:43,480 --> 01:19:46,916
Yeah, I swear. I swear.
1271
01:20:08,040 --> 01:20:10,918
I would like to thank everyone
for coming to our wedding.
1272
01:20:11,000 --> 01:20:15,198
For what can only be described
as a whirlwind romance.
1273
01:20:15,280 --> 01:20:16,429
Pause for laughter.
1274
01:20:19,200 --> 01:20:24,718
Seriously, when people ask
how Emma and I first met,
1275
01:20:24,840 --> 01:20:27,752
I tell them that
we grew up together.
1276
01:20:28,080 --> 01:20:29,911
Blah, blah, blah.
Blah, blah, blah.
1277
01:20:30,000 --> 01:20:31,991
You're not going to say,
"Blah, blah, blah," on the day, are you?
1278
01:20:32,080 --> 01:20:33,274
You are not supposed
to be hearing this.
1279
01:20:33,360 --> 01:20:34,475
What if I have notes?
1280
01:20:34,600 --> 01:20:35,715
Come on, let me see.
1281
01:20:35,800 --> 01:20:37,279
No, no.
1282
01:20:37,360 --> 01:20:39,555
When we're married, you're
going to have to obey me.
1283
01:20:39,640 --> 01:20:42,234
Yeah, I'm sure
that's going to happen.
1284
01:20:43,440 --> 01:20:46,910
What? Not again?
1285
01:20:47,000 --> 01:20:48,433
You don't mind, do you?
1286
01:20:48,600 --> 01:20:50,033
No, I don't mind.
1287
01:20:51,760 --> 01:20:54,752
Although, there are
health and safety issues.
1288
01:20:55,640 --> 01:20:57,710
I could lose my license.
1289
01:21:13,000 --> 01:21:15,434
They'll wonder
where we've got to.
1290
01:21:22,480 --> 01:21:23,469
Mmm! Mmm.
1291
01:21:23,560 --> 01:21:26,677
I can definitely
smell burning.
1292
01:21:30,560 --> 01:21:31,675
Hello, hello.
1293
01:21:31,800 --> 01:21:32,949
Hi, there.
1294
01:21:33,040 --> 01:21:35,634
Come here, you.
Here we go.
1295
01:21:35,720 --> 01:21:38,678
Do you want to give me a big kiss?
Give me a big kiss.
1296
01:21:38,760 --> 01:21:40,512
Go on.
1297
01:21:40,600 --> 01:21:43,398
TV between 5:30 and 6:00,
but no more.
1298
01:21:43,480 --> 01:21:45,311
And she has to
be in bed by 7:30.
1299
01:21:45,480 --> 01:21:47,311
All right,
do you want to run inside?
1300
01:21:47,400 --> 01:21:48,879
Go see Emma. Good girl.
1301
01:21:48,960 --> 01:21:50,234
I'm out here, Jasmine.
1302
01:21:50,320 --> 01:21:52,709
She's loving coming
here at the moment.
1303
01:21:52,840 --> 01:21:54,034
Well, good. That's great.
1304
01:21:54,120 --> 01:21:56,759
I'm really pleased for you.
1305
01:21:56,840 --> 01:21:58,353
Look, I'd invite you in.
It's just...
1306
01:21:58,440 --> 01:22:01,750
No, it's fine. We've got
to go and see my family.
1307
01:22:01,840 --> 01:22:03,512
Have fun.
Thanks.
1308
01:22:06,880 --> 01:22:08,836
In you get,
Moriarty.
1309
01:22:17,680 --> 01:22:19,477
Dexter?
Yeah.
1310
01:22:19,560 --> 01:22:21,391
I've been thinking.
1311
01:22:23,640 --> 01:22:25,073
So have I.
1312
01:22:33,880 --> 01:22:37,190
I want a child
with the man I love.
1313
01:22:39,720 --> 01:22:42,792
And if he won't do it,
then I want one with you.
1314
01:22:48,560 --> 01:22:51,472
Well, then,
we'd better get started.
1315
01:23:35,640 --> 01:23:37,232
I look so tired.
1316
01:23:37,320 --> 01:23:39,675
So take some exercise.
Come swimming with me later.
1317
01:23:39,760 --> 01:23:43,150
No, no, I can't. I've got to
do too much at the cafe.
1318
01:23:43,240 --> 01:23:44,832
Fine. Don't.
1319
01:23:46,240 --> 01:23:49,755
By the way, in case you're interested,
I'm not pregnant.
1320
01:23:53,120 --> 01:23:54,439
Em, how do you know?
1321
01:23:54,800 --> 01:23:56,119
How do you think?
1322
01:23:56,200 --> 01:23:57,838
We could try again, though.
1323
01:23:59,120 --> 01:24:02,317
Come on, look...
No, no, no, no. Come on.
1324
01:24:04,400 --> 01:24:07,119
Look, I'm sorry.
All right?
1325
01:24:09,280 --> 01:24:11,748
No, I am
for taking it out on you.
1326
01:24:14,400 --> 01:24:16,914
We're not at our best today,
are we?
1327
01:24:18,320 --> 01:24:23,553
Listen, why don't we meet
each other after work?
1328
01:24:23,640 --> 01:24:26,871
We'll go to the movies.
Your choice.
1329
01:24:26,960 --> 01:24:28,871
Something with subtitles.
1330
01:24:29,000 --> 01:24:30,319
Ooh.
1331
01:24:31,320 --> 01:24:33,914
And we can go and have
some dinner. Just you and me,
1332
01:24:34,000 --> 01:24:37,993
and we can work this out.
All right?
1333
01:24:38,080 --> 01:24:39,433
I promise.
Mmm-hmm.
1334
01:24:39,560 --> 01:24:40,913
Yeah.
1335
01:24:41,000 --> 01:24:42,149
Okay.
1336
01:25:25,880 --> 01:25:27,871
Thank you.
Thanks a lot.
1337
01:25:32,080 --> 01:25:36,756
Hey, there. Just to say I'm running late,
but I'm on my way.
1338
01:25:36,840 --> 01:25:39,752
I'm sorry for being
so snappy this morning.
1339
01:26:32,680 --> 01:26:36,514
Hey, there. Just to say I'm
running late, but I'm on my way.
1340
01:26:37,640 --> 01:26:41,076
And I'm sorry for being
so snappy this morning.
1341
01:26:41,160 --> 01:26:44,357
I just wanted to say you're
a fine thing, Dexter Mayhew.
1342
01:26:44,440 --> 01:26:46,396
I love you very much.
1343
01:26:46,480 --> 01:26:49,074
Okay, there you go. Lucky you!
1344
01:28:33,120 --> 01:28:34,189
Dad.
1345
01:28:39,560 --> 01:28:41,152
Dexter?
Hello, darling.
1346
01:28:42,720 --> 01:28:44,358
Jasmine!
1347
01:28:47,680 --> 01:28:50,752
Are you all right?
Go and get dressed.
1348
01:28:51,800 --> 01:28:53,279
Sylvie, Sylvie.
Dexter?
1349
01:28:53,360 --> 01:28:56,670
Sylvie, Sylvie,
I screwed up.
1350
01:28:56,760 --> 01:28:57,829
Jasmine, now!
1351
01:28:57,920 --> 01:28:59,592
I screwed up.
1352
01:28:59,720 --> 01:29:01,312
It's all right.
You're all right.
1353
01:29:01,440 --> 01:29:03,158
No, I screwed up.
1354
01:29:03,280 --> 01:29:05,077
Come on, let's get you up.
Come on.
1355
01:29:10,480 --> 01:29:12,232
I'm so sorry.
1356
01:29:12,320 --> 01:29:13,389
It's all right.
1357
01:29:13,480 --> 01:29:14,959
Aw, Dex, come on.
1358
01:29:17,280 --> 01:29:19,555
You poor thing.
1359
01:29:23,960 --> 01:29:26,428
Oh, God. Dexter.
1360
01:30:08,080 --> 01:30:12,153
As the rain came down,
the water levels began to rise.
1361
01:30:12,240 --> 01:30:17,837
So is this going to be an
annual festival, do you think?
1362
01:30:18,320 --> 01:30:20,834
Every year, 15th of July?
1363
01:30:22,400 --> 01:30:24,914
Well, I hope not.
1364
01:30:25,000 --> 01:30:27,434
I don't want a heart-to-heart.
1365
01:30:29,880 --> 01:30:30,949
Do you?
1366
01:30:31,040 --> 01:30:33,759
No, no. I'd rather not.
1367
01:30:33,840 --> 01:30:37,594
Except to say, that I think
the best thing that you could do
1368
01:30:39,120 --> 01:30:43,796
would be to try to live your
life as if Emma was still here.
1369
01:30:46,440 --> 01:30:47,839
Don't you?
1370
01:30:54,040 --> 01:30:55,109
I don't know if I can.
1371
01:30:55,200 --> 01:30:56,553
Of course you can.
1372
01:31:00,240 --> 01:31:04,074
What do you think I've been
doing for the past 10 years?
1373
01:31:12,360 --> 01:31:17,639
Now Silent witness is on.
9:00.
1374
01:31:22,880 --> 01:31:24,233
Right.
1375
01:31:36,600 --> 01:31:37,999
Ian. God!
1376
01:31:38,080 --> 01:31:39,069
Dexter.
1377
01:31:39,160 --> 01:31:40,832
Hi.
Hello, mate.
1378
01:31:40,920 --> 01:31:43,309
Are you well?
Yeah, look at this.
1379
01:31:44,480 --> 01:31:46,835
So, how are you?
How's the stand-up comedy?
1380
01:31:46,920 --> 01:31:48,751
Oh, well,
I gave that up, actually.
1381
01:31:48,880 --> 01:31:49,915
That's a shame.
1382
01:31:50,000 --> 01:31:53,515
No, not really,
because I was never any good.
1383
01:31:53,600 --> 01:31:55,511
The only time
I ever made Emma laugh
1384
01:31:55,600 --> 01:31:58,068
was when I fell down
the stairs. Really.
1385
01:31:59,520 --> 01:32:01,397
No, I'm in insurance now.
1386
01:32:01,680 --> 01:32:03,591
Great, great.
1387
01:32:08,120 --> 01:32:11,351
I hate today.
Fifteenth of July.
1388
01:32:13,640 --> 01:32:15,596
Saint Swithin's Day.
1389
01:32:16,800 --> 01:32:18,233
It's a tough one.
1390
01:32:18,320 --> 01:32:24,316
I never noticed it before, but it was
always there just waiting, lurking.
1391
01:32:26,040 --> 01:32:28,031
I used to hate you, too.
1392
01:32:28,120 --> 01:32:31,476
Quite violently, actually, Dexter.
No, I'm sorry, but...
1393
01:32:31,560 --> 01:32:36,588
Because, she lit up with you.
1394
01:32:38,800 --> 01:32:41,951
Just in a way that
she never would with me,
1395
01:32:42,040 --> 01:32:45,112
and it used to make me
so angry because...
1396
01:32:45,960 --> 01:32:50,238
I didn't think that you deserved her.
Can I say this?
1397
01:32:50,320 --> 01:32:52,038
Yeah, go on.
1398
01:32:52,160 --> 01:32:53,878
She made you decent.
1399
01:32:56,080 --> 01:33:01,552
And then in return,
you made her so happy.
1400
01:33:01,680 --> 01:33:03,079
So happy.
1401
01:33:05,200 --> 01:33:09,557
And I will always be
grateful to you for that.
1402
01:33:13,320 --> 01:33:18,269
And on that bombshell,
back to the sticks.
1403
01:33:18,360 --> 01:33:20,112
There's my lot out there.
Oh! Look at them.
1404
01:33:20,240 --> 01:33:21,958
Yeah, I know.
1405
01:33:23,840 --> 01:33:26,832
So, listen, we'll stay in touch.
I'll give you a call.
1406
01:33:26,920 --> 01:33:30,674
No, I don't think that's necessary.
I think we're done here.
1407
01:33:32,080 --> 01:33:33,354
Come here.
1408
01:33:34,560 --> 01:33:35,788
Good luck, mate. All right?
1409
01:33:35,960 --> 01:33:37,188
You, too.
1410
01:33:37,280 --> 01:33:38,599
Thank you.
1411
01:33:45,920 --> 01:33:47,353
You've got cake
everywhere.
1412
01:33:51,360 --> 01:33:52,679
Wake up.
1413
01:33:54,880 --> 01:33:56,279
Wake up.
1414
01:34:01,480 --> 01:34:04,472
It's all right.
Don't panic. It's only me.
1415
01:34:05,720 --> 01:34:07,233
Emma. Emma Morley.
1416
01:34:07,400 --> 01:34:08,879
Yes. Hello.
1417
01:34:09,640 --> 01:34:12,279
So what do you suggest we do?
1418
01:34:13,960 --> 01:34:16,315
We could stay in touch.
1419
01:34:16,400 --> 01:34:19,437
Today. We're meant
to be doing something today.
1420
01:34:21,120 --> 01:34:22,678
Right. Right, right.
1421
01:34:22,800 --> 01:34:26,873
Look, today's a bit
tricky for me, really.
1422
01:34:26,960 --> 01:34:29,474
No, no, it's not that.
It's just...
1423
01:34:29,600 --> 01:34:31,670
Well, I'm meeting my parents,
and then I've got to get back...
1424
01:34:31,760 --> 01:34:34,513
Oh, yeah, yeah,
you should probably go then.
1425
01:34:37,520 --> 01:34:39,954
It was lovely to meet you.
Bye, now.
1426
01:34:47,080 --> 01:34:52,200
Look, that's not until later,
so if you wanted to,
1427
01:34:53,800 --> 01:34:56,360
we could go for
a walk or something?
1428
01:35:00,160 --> 01:35:01,275
Okay.
1429
01:35:14,800 --> 01:35:16,870
Come on, keep up.
1430
01:35:16,960 --> 01:35:20,953
It's these shoes. I can't
mountain climb in brogues.
1431
01:35:21,040 --> 01:35:25,318
It's not K2. It's just a big hill,
all right? A child could do it.
1432
01:35:30,120 --> 01:35:34,159
I don't want you thinking I'm bothered
or anything about last night.
1433
01:35:34,240 --> 01:35:38,233
I don't want your phone number,
or letters, or postcards.
1434
01:35:38,320 --> 01:35:40,072
I don't want to
get married to you.
1435
01:35:40,160 --> 01:35:42,549
Definitely don't want
to have your babies.
1436
01:35:42,640 --> 01:35:45,473
Whatever happens tomorrow,
we've had today.
1437
01:35:51,480 --> 01:35:54,278
And if we should
bump into each other
sometime in the future,
1438
01:35:54,360 --> 01:35:56,271
well, that's fine, too.
1439
01:35:57,520 --> 01:35:59,317
We'll be friends.
1440
01:35:59,520 --> 01:36:01,397
Yeah, right.
1441
01:36:07,680 --> 01:36:10,797
Or, you know,
on the other hand...
1442
01:36:13,280 --> 01:36:14,508
Go on.
1443
01:36:16,360 --> 01:36:19,193
Well, my parents
don't arrive until later.
1444
01:36:20,920 --> 01:36:22,239
So?
1445
01:36:22,320 --> 01:36:25,551
So, well, the flat's empty.
1446
01:36:27,160 --> 01:36:30,516
You know, if you wanted
to finish what we started.
1447
01:36:32,080 --> 01:36:33,798
What? Sober?
1448
01:36:34,160 --> 01:36:35,354
Mmm-hmm.
1449
01:36:36,560 --> 01:36:38,198
And in daylight.
1450
01:36:42,640 --> 01:36:43,629
Race you!
1451
01:36:58,920 --> 01:37:01,992
Do you want a piggy-back,
you old man?
1452
01:37:02,080 --> 01:37:06,073
It's these shoes. There's no
blooming grip on these things.
1453
01:37:06,160 --> 01:37:07,957
Here, come here, you.
1454
01:37:12,520 --> 01:37:13,714
Did you come up
here with Emma?
1455
01:37:13,840 --> 01:37:14,989
Yeah, once.
1456
01:37:15,080 --> 01:37:17,275
That was a long time ago now.
1457
01:37:18,400 --> 01:37:19,833
Do you miss her?
1458
01:37:19,960 --> 01:37:21,359
Well, of course, I do.
1459
01:37:22,560 --> 01:37:26,075
She was...
She was my best friend.
1460
01:37:26,160 --> 01:37:28,196
Who's your best
friend now then?
1461
01:37:28,320 --> 01:37:31,312
Well, you are, of course.
Come here.
1462
01:37:32,520 --> 01:37:34,158
Why, who's yours?
1463
01:37:35,400 --> 01:37:37,709
I think it's probably Mum.
1464
01:37:41,600 --> 01:37:42,669
Yeah.
1465
01:37:44,920 --> 01:37:46,717
I'm not so terrible though, am I?
1466
01:37:46,880 --> 01:37:48,677
I'm not answering that.
1467
01:37:53,120 --> 01:37:54,997
You know what you are.
1468
01:38:21,440 --> 01:38:24,000
It's just round the corner.
This way.
1469
01:38:25,160 --> 01:38:26,229
Oh, Dexter!
1470
01:38:26,320 --> 01:38:28,117
Damn it, they're early.
1471
01:38:30,320 --> 01:38:31,548
You're early.
1472
01:38:31,640 --> 01:38:33,915
We thought we'd surprise you.
1473
01:38:34,000 --> 01:38:35,672
Clearly, we have.
1474
01:38:37,800 --> 01:38:40,189
Mum, Dad, this is Emma Morley.
Morley.
1475
01:38:40,280 --> 01:38:41,599
Hello.
Pleased to meet you.
1476
01:38:41,680 --> 01:38:43,796
Emma, you'll join us
for tea, yes?
1477
01:38:43,880 --> 01:38:47,077
No, no, thanks.
I should leave you to it.
1478
01:38:47,160 --> 01:38:49,674
Are you going to go?
Yeah. Well,
1479
01:38:49,800 --> 01:38:52,314
pleasure to meet you and...
1480
01:38:52,400 --> 01:38:54,789
Well, have a nice life.
1481
01:38:54,880 --> 01:38:56,029
Okay.
1482
01:39:02,080 --> 01:39:04,913
I'm sorry. Did we
just interrupt something?
1483
01:39:05,040 --> 01:39:08,874
No, no.
Emma's just a good friend.
1484
01:39:10,080 --> 01:39:11,638
Weren't you
wearing this yesterday?
1485
01:39:12,360 --> 01:39:13,679
The rascal.
1486
01:39:19,360 --> 01:39:21,032
Emma! Em!
1487
01:39:21,120 --> 01:39:23,873
Em, wait! Wait, wait.
1488
01:39:25,480 --> 01:39:28,517
Look, I need your phone number.
1489
01:39:28,600 --> 01:39:31,910
My number?
Right. Of course.
1490
01:39:32,000 --> 01:39:33,513
Look, I'm so sorry
about all of that.
1491
01:39:33,600 --> 01:39:37,229
I wasn't expecting them until after we...
Well, you know.
1492
01:39:38,520 --> 01:39:39,714
Right.
1493
01:39:40,600 --> 01:39:41,874
This is me in Edinburgh.
1494
01:39:42,000 --> 01:39:43,274
Right.
1495
01:39:44,240 --> 01:39:45,992
My parents' number
1496
01:39:47,160 --> 01:39:49,276
and their address just in case.
1497
01:39:49,360 --> 01:39:50,634
Right.
1498
01:39:51,240 --> 01:39:53,117
Oh. Dad's got
a fax machine at work.
1499
01:39:53,200 --> 01:39:55,873
Just the phone number's fine.
1500
01:39:55,960 --> 01:39:57,188
Thank you.
1501
01:40:28,320 --> 01:40:29,389
Look, I've got to go.
1502
01:40:29,480 --> 01:40:30,549
I know.
1503
01:40:33,280 --> 01:40:34,759
But we will see
each other again.
1504
01:40:34,960 --> 01:40:36,439
I know we will.
1505
01:40:38,960 --> 01:40:40,234
Goodbye, Dex.
1506
01:40:40,560 --> 01:40:41,879
Goodbye.
1507
01:40:43,160 --> 01:40:44,388
Goodbye.
1508
01:40:45,305 --> 01:40:51,579
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