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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:13,967 --> 00:00:15,800 ♪ Don't tell ♪ 2 00:00:16,000 --> 00:00:18,817 ♪ Don't tell her ♪ 3 00:00:19,017 --> 00:00:21,834 ♪ Don't tell her... ♪ 4 00:00:24,367 --> 00:00:27,500 ♪ What she don't know... ♪ 5 00:00:35,133 --> 00:00:37,216 Oh, yeah. Huh! 6 00:00:37,416 --> 00:00:39,500 I see you! Ah! 7 00:00:48,133 --> 00:00:50,567 Oh, yeah? You just better... 8 00:00:56,033 --> 00:00:59,033 Come and get your punishment right now! 9 00:00:59,233 --> 00:01:00,266 Uh-oh. 10 00:01:05,233 --> 00:01:06,867 Give me a break. 11 00:01:10,367 --> 00:01:13,166 - So, you guys excited? - Dream come true. 12 00:01:13,366 --> 00:01:15,267 Yeah, Europe. Again. 13 00:01:15,467 --> 00:01:18,400 It's just my parents trying to get rid of me for two months. 14 00:01:18,600 --> 00:01:19,433 What else is new? 15 00:01:19,633 --> 00:01:21,967 So, Swell, when's your mom leaving for Australia? 16 00:01:22,167 --> 00:01:23,667 Oh, in about an hour and a half. 17 00:01:23,867 --> 00:01:27,433 I can't wait. I'm getting rid of her for two whole months, you guys. 18 00:01:27,633 --> 00:01:28,567 Wait, I don't understand. 19 00:01:28,767 --> 00:01:30,767 So, your mom can afford to go to Australia, 20 00:01:30,967 --> 00:01:34,133 but she can't afford to send you to Europe with some friends for graduation? 21 00:01:34,333 --> 00:01:35,600 Yeah, aren't you pissed you can't go? 22 00:01:35,800 --> 00:01:37,433 Her boyfriend's paying for it. 23 00:01:37,633 --> 00:01:39,400 He wants her to see his sheep ranch. 24 00:01:39,600 --> 00:01:41,133 Ooh, wow. Well, uh, mm. 25 00:01:41,333 --> 00:01:44,333 Besides, she needs the growing experience a lot more than I do. 26 00:01:44,533 --> 00:01:46,066 She's leaving you guys all alone? 27 00:01:46,266 --> 00:01:47,634 What about the kids, hmm? 28 00:01:47,834 --> 00:01:50,033 Kenny will watch Zach, Melissa will watch Walter, 29 00:01:50,233 --> 00:01:51,700 and I'll have Mom's car. 30 00:01:51,900 --> 00:01:54,900 I can go to the beach, I can stay out as late as I want to. 31 00:01:55,100 --> 00:01:57,066 I can do anything. I'm a free woman. 32 00:01:59,333 --> 00:02:01,083 Melissa! Lunch, honey. 33 00:02:01,283 --> 00:02:03,033 - Come on! - Yeah, right. 34 00:02:16,000 --> 00:02:18,033 Melissa! Right now! 35 00:02:18,233 --> 00:02:20,133 Elvis needs fresh water. 36 00:02:20,333 --> 00:02:22,266 Melissa: I'll do it in a minute! 37 00:02:22,466 --> 00:02:24,767 Zach, put it back. 38 00:02:24,967 --> 00:02:25,700 Right now. 39 00:02:25,900 --> 00:02:28,467 If you need money, ask me first. 40 00:02:28,667 --> 00:02:30,500 Okay, then, can I have $10? 41 00:02:30,700 --> 00:02:31,333 Forget it. 42 00:02:31,533 --> 00:02:33,800 Melissa: Fry, you suckers. 43 00:02:34,000 --> 00:02:36,500 Earth to Melissa! 44 00:02:37,700 --> 00:02:39,500 How come you gotta go? 45 00:02:39,700 --> 00:02:44,700 Because I've had a very rough 37 years and I need a break. 46 00:02:44,900 --> 00:02:46,916 You swore you'd sign me up for baseball. 47 00:02:47,116 --> 00:02:49,133 Little League will be there next year. 48 00:02:49,333 --> 00:02:50,567 So will Australia. 49 00:02:50,767 --> 00:02:52,633 - I wish Dad were around. - No, you don't. 50 00:02:54,400 --> 00:02:57,400 Kenny, you said... Kenny! Come on, give me a break! 51 00:02:57,600 --> 00:02:59,033 You haven't taken out the trash in weeks 52 00:02:59,233 --> 00:03:02,066 and the lawn needs mowing and your room looks like a disaster! 53 00:03:02,266 --> 00:03:03,433 All: Hey! 54 00:03:08,266 --> 00:03:10,900 - See you, Swell! - Bye, Swell. 55 00:03:11,100 --> 00:03:12,300 Girl: Bye. 56 00:03:12,500 --> 00:03:15,300 Stay away from her. She's in one of her Terminator moods. 57 00:03:15,500 --> 00:03:16,800 Hey, Nicole. 58 00:03:17,000 --> 00:03:19,233 We'll miss you. 59 00:03:19,433 --> 00:03:21,467 - Nicole, call me later? - I will. 60 00:03:21,667 --> 00:03:23,250 - Have a good summer. - Bye! 61 00:03:23,450 --> 00:03:25,033 - Bye! - I want your freedom. 62 00:03:26,533 --> 00:03:28,783 Swell, have my baby. 63 00:03:28,983 --> 00:03:31,233 In your dreams, babe. 64 00:03:31,433 --> 00:03:33,383 All: Oh! 65 00:03:33,583 --> 00:03:35,333 Hi, Mom. 66 00:03:35,533 --> 00:03:39,633 Why did you leave your dishes in the sink for me? 67 00:03:39,833 --> 00:03:42,233 God, you take these things so personally. 68 00:03:42,433 --> 00:03:43,767 The dishwasher was full, okay? 69 00:03:43,967 --> 00:03:46,700 - So empty it. - That's Kenny's job. 70 00:03:46,900 --> 00:03:48,866 Kenny! 71 00:03:49,066 --> 00:03:50,449 Get back here! 72 00:03:50,649 --> 00:03:51,833 Right now! 73 00:03:52,033 --> 00:03:55,100 I'll do it later, Mom! I promise. 74 00:03:55,300 --> 00:03:57,734 Isn't your mom, like, leaving for, like, months? 75 00:03:57,934 --> 00:03:59,933 Oh, shit, you're right. 76 00:04:00,133 --> 00:04:02,133 Bye, Mom! Have a blast! 77 00:04:02,333 --> 00:04:03,000 Right. 78 00:04:03,200 --> 00:04:05,266 Rock 'n' roll! 79 00:04:09,333 --> 00:04:10,767 No prizes! 80 00:04:10,967 --> 00:04:12,000 - Hey, Swell. - Hi. 81 00:04:12,200 --> 00:04:13,966 Well, as usual, your brother's proven 82 00:04:14,166 --> 00:04:16,533 he's not the least bit involved with this family. 83 00:04:16,733 --> 00:04:19,500 Oh, relax, Mom. I'll keep him in line. 84 00:04:19,700 --> 00:04:22,567 Well, did you see his report card? He got all Ds. 85 00:04:22,767 --> 00:04:23,866 Well, did you yell at him? 86 00:04:24,066 --> 00:04:26,500 No. I couldn't. It's an improvement. 87 00:04:26,700 --> 00:04:29,250 So, Mom, taking off on us like that, huh? 88 00:04:29,450 --> 00:04:31,800 Shirking all that parental responsibility. 89 00:04:32,000 --> 00:04:35,200 Oh, I'm... I'm sure everything will be taken care of. 90 00:04:35,400 --> 00:04:36,833 Yeah. 91 00:04:37,033 --> 00:04:38,500 Relax, Mom. 92 00:04:38,700 --> 00:04:41,467 Everything's gonna be great when you're gone. 93 00:05:06,433 --> 00:05:07,233 Hi. 94 00:05:07,433 --> 00:05:09,033 Hello, dear. 95 00:05:09,233 --> 00:05:12,200 I'm Mrs. Sturak. I'm the babysitter. 96 00:05:13,834 --> 00:05:15,750 What? 97 00:05:15,950 --> 00:05:17,667 Mother! 98 00:05:17,867 --> 00:05:20,017 She seems very nice, right? 99 00:05:20,217 --> 00:05:22,367 And she has lots of experience. 100 00:05:22,567 --> 00:05:24,117 Of course she does. 101 00:05:24,317 --> 00:05:25,575 She's 200 years old. 102 00:05:25,775 --> 00:05:27,033 Melissa: It's not fair. 103 00:05:27,233 --> 00:05:28,633 Babysitters suck. 104 00:05:30,600 --> 00:05:33,066 - Mrs. Sturak? - Yes. 105 00:05:33,266 --> 00:05:36,800 You know there are five children? 106 00:05:37,000 --> 00:05:38,066 Yes, of course. 107 00:05:38,266 --> 00:05:40,233 Do you think you can handle the job? 108 00:05:40,433 --> 00:05:41,716 Well, of course I can. 109 00:05:41,916 --> 00:05:43,000 My family's all gone. 110 00:05:43,200 --> 00:05:46,250 Taking care of others' little ones is my whole life. 111 00:05:46,450 --> 00:05:48,841 Now, I... I didn't get a chance to go to the store, 112 00:05:49,041 --> 00:05:51,433 but there's plenty of money in here for groceries 113 00:05:51,633 --> 00:05:53,500 and some spending money for the kids. 114 00:05:53,700 --> 00:05:55,367 There's also a list of instructions 115 00:05:55,567 --> 00:05:58,367 and the phone number in Australia, just in case. 116 00:05:58,567 --> 00:05:59,983 You go have a lovely time. 117 00:06:00,183 --> 00:06:01,400 Thank you. 118 00:06:01,600 --> 00:06:03,867 Walter, come give Mommy a kiss. 119 00:06:05,266 --> 00:06:06,567 Mwah. 120 00:06:06,767 --> 00:06:08,100 Bye, Elvis. 121 00:06:08,300 --> 00:06:09,900 Melissa! 122 00:06:10,100 --> 00:06:11,667 Want to come down from there? 123 00:06:11,867 --> 00:06:12,700 No. 124 00:06:12,900 --> 00:06:14,700 Get down from there. 125 00:06:18,667 --> 00:06:20,700 I can't believe you're doing this to me. 126 00:06:20,900 --> 00:06:21,767 A babysitter? 127 00:06:21,967 --> 00:06:24,800 Honey, I couldn't leave you kids all alone. 128 00:06:25,000 --> 00:06:27,433 You're not capable of running the show while I'm gone. 129 00:06:27,633 --> 00:06:28,900 You're not an adult yet. 130 00:06:29,100 --> 00:06:33,467 Now, I know we've been over this at least a thousand times, 131 00:06:33,667 --> 00:06:36,634 but please don't do anything you know I'd be against. 132 00:06:36,834 --> 00:06:39,934 I don't wanna come home and hear you've given this nice, old lady a hard time. 133 00:06:40,134 --> 00:06:41,100 You're gonna miss your flight. 134 00:06:42,834 --> 00:06:47,100 Promise me you'll go register at City College for fall, okay? 135 00:06:47,300 --> 00:06:49,967 Well, I haven't quite decided on that yet. 136 00:06:51,400 --> 00:06:52,533 I'll miss you. 137 00:06:54,900 --> 00:06:56,734 Bye, Mom. 138 00:06:56,934 --> 00:06:57,734 Bye. 139 00:06:57,934 --> 00:06:59,167 Bye, everybody! 140 00:06:59,367 --> 00:07:01,767 Listen to Mrs. Sturak. 141 00:07:01,967 --> 00:07:02,734 - Mom! - Hmm? 142 00:07:02,934 --> 00:07:03,900 Will you call us every day? 143 00:07:04,100 --> 00:07:07,567 Ha, Walter, this is Mom's vacation, 144 00:07:07,767 --> 00:07:08,467 but I'll try. 145 00:07:08,667 --> 00:07:11,066 Mrs. Sturak, mwah, knows where to reach me. 146 00:07:11,266 --> 00:07:13,149 Bye, sweetheart. Mwah. Be good. 147 00:07:13,349 --> 00:07:15,233 - Bye, Mom. - Love you. Bye, honey. 148 00:07:15,433 --> 00:07:16,866 Be good, everybody! Bye! 149 00:07:17,066 --> 00:07:20,367 - Bye! - Take care of each other! 150 00:07:37,433 --> 00:07:39,367 All right, you little maggots, now line up. 151 00:07:39,567 --> 00:07:41,433 Time to go over the rules. 152 00:07:41,633 --> 00:07:43,300 Excuse me? Are you serious? 153 00:07:43,500 --> 00:07:46,100 You can't run a tight ship without rules. 154 00:07:46,300 --> 00:07:47,333 Now move! 155 00:07:49,567 --> 00:07:52,200 - Jeez, what's this lady's problem? - She's scary. 156 00:07:52,400 --> 00:07:53,700 Yeah, skeleton and skin. 157 00:07:53,900 --> 00:07:55,733 Look, lady, I don't know what your deal is, 158 00:07:55,933 --> 00:07:58,350 but you're not here to order us around. 159 00:07:58,550 --> 00:08:00,967 I've had about enough of your lip, missy. 160 00:08:01,167 --> 00:08:02,200 Cooperate... 161 00:08:02,400 --> 00:08:05,934 or I'll make your summer a living hell! 162 00:08:16,133 --> 00:08:18,166 Man on TV: Dr. Louise Lestine. 163 00:08:18,366 --> 00:08:19,767 Alaska. 164 00:08:21,200 --> 00:08:22,700 Alaska... 165 00:08:22,900 --> 00:08:24,433 Alaskan container! 166 00:08:24,633 --> 00:08:26,200 Alaska spill. 167 00:08:26,400 --> 00:08:28,934 Hey! I was watching that! 168 00:08:29,134 --> 00:08:30,800 TV rots your brains. 169 00:08:35,033 --> 00:08:36,100 Go to your room. 170 00:08:36,300 --> 00:08:39,133 I expect a complete report tomorrow morning 171 00:08:39,333 --> 00:08:40,834 on the life of the aardvark. 172 00:08:49,567 --> 00:08:53,216 ♪ You must remember this ♪ 173 00:08:53,416 --> 00:08:56,758 ♪ A kiss is still a kiss ♪ 174 00:08:56,958 --> 00:09:00,300 ♪ A sigh is just a sigh... ♪ 175 00:09:00,500 --> 00:09:01,767 Cynthia? 176 00:09:01,967 --> 00:09:03,633 You're my moon goddess. 177 00:09:04,867 --> 00:09:07,900 ♪ The fundamental things... ♪ 178 00:09:08,934 --> 00:09:12,634 Time for little boys to be in bed. 179 00:09:12,834 --> 00:09:15,817 Can't you see I'm in the middle of a date? 180 00:09:16,017 --> 00:09:19,000 And time for little trollops to go home. 181 00:09:19,200 --> 00:09:20,533 Zach: Wait. Wait, you can't! 182 00:09:20,733 --> 00:09:21,967 Cynthia, wait! 183 00:09:23,367 --> 00:09:25,066 I'll call you later, Cynthia. 184 00:09:25,266 --> 00:09:26,800 Darling? 185 00:09:28,467 --> 00:09:30,267 Ow! 186 00:09:30,467 --> 00:09:34,700 It's time for little girls to dress like little girls. 187 00:09:34,900 --> 00:09:36,834 Sugar and spice. 188 00:10:10,834 --> 00:10:13,133 Swell: Yeah, God is definitely pissed off at me. 189 00:10:13,333 --> 00:10:15,167 I have no money, I have no boyfriend, 190 00:10:15,367 --> 00:10:17,933 you guys are gonna be in Europe all summer. 191 00:10:18,133 --> 00:10:21,734 Yeah, my mom left us with this deranged Mary Poppins. 192 00:10:21,934 --> 00:10:23,533 We've gotta get rid of the old lady. 193 00:10:25,900 --> 00:10:27,233 Nicole, hang on. 194 00:10:27,433 --> 00:10:28,866 Why are you guys wearing name tags? 195 00:10:29,066 --> 00:10:30,850 She says she has trouble remembering things. 196 00:10:31,050 --> 00:10:32,634 We're supposed to wear them at all times. 197 00:10:32,834 --> 00:10:36,567 And she's getting us up at the butt crack of dawn to tidy up the garage! 198 00:10:36,767 --> 00:10:38,000 God. 199 00:10:38,200 --> 00:10:39,767 Nicole, I'm gonna have to call you back. 200 00:10:39,967 --> 00:10:41,767 All right, bye. 201 00:10:41,967 --> 00:10:44,033 I really don't think I can live like this. 202 00:10:44,233 --> 00:10:45,700 Okay, I'll talk to her. 203 00:10:45,900 --> 00:10:47,867 It's time we let her know the rules. 204 00:10:48,067 --> 00:10:49,367 Yeah, we outnumber her. 205 00:10:49,567 --> 00:10:50,867 Let's kick some ass. 206 00:11:04,266 --> 00:11:05,633 Mrs. Sturak. 207 00:11:08,500 --> 00:11:10,634 Mrs. Sturak. 208 00:11:10,834 --> 00:11:12,934 The hag probably can't even hear me. 209 00:11:15,500 --> 00:11:16,667 Swell: Look, Mrs. Sturak, 210 00:11:16,867 --> 00:11:19,000 whether you think that you can push us around or not, 211 00:11:19,200 --> 00:11:22,333 we have decided that we're not gonna take any more of your crap, okay? 212 00:11:33,900 --> 00:11:36,783 Now, first of all, the name tags have gotta go. 213 00:11:36,983 --> 00:11:39,867 Mrs. Sturak, are you even listening to me? 214 00:11:40,067 --> 00:11:41,433 Mrs. Sturak? 215 00:11:55,166 --> 00:11:56,667 Mrs. Sturak? 216 00:12:00,767 --> 00:12:02,633 Mrs. Sturak? Hello? 217 00:12:07,834 --> 00:12:09,667 Oh, my God. 218 00:12:10,934 --> 00:12:12,200 Oh. 219 00:12:15,367 --> 00:12:17,534 Fuck. 220 00:12:17,734 --> 00:12:19,734 Kenny? 221 00:12:19,934 --> 00:12:21,600 Hey, get out. 222 00:12:21,800 --> 00:12:23,300 Kenny, I think you should come downstairs. 223 00:12:23,500 --> 00:12:24,300 You're not gonna believe this. 224 00:12:28,467 --> 00:12:30,033 We told you to talk to her. 225 00:12:30,233 --> 00:12:32,500 We didn't want you to send her to the glue factory. 226 00:12:32,700 --> 00:12:34,283 I didn't kill her, Zach. 227 00:12:34,483 --> 00:12:35,866 She died in her sleep. 228 00:12:36,066 --> 00:12:37,966 Probably choked on her whistle. 229 00:12:38,166 --> 00:12:40,934 - She doesn't look dead. - That's 'cause it just happened. 230 00:12:41,134 --> 00:12:43,900 So you can't really tell, like on "MacGyver." 231 00:12:44,100 --> 00:12:46,533 Um, what should we do with her body? 232 00:12:47,800 --> 00:12:50,266 Call an ambulance, call the cops? I don't know. 233 00:12:50,466 --> 00:12:51,550 I mean, they're gonna come and get her. 234 00:12:51,750 --> 00:12:52,834 They're gonna ask us a lot of questions. 235 00:12:53,034 --> 00:12:54,583 They'll probably blame us. 236 00:12:54,783 --> 00:12:56,333 They'll definitely call Mom. 237 00:12:56,533 --> 00:12:57,567 She'll blame us. 238 00:12:57,767 --> 00:12:59,266 Yeah, she'll hop the next flight home 239 00:12:59,466 --> 00:13:00,966 and then she'll be in our faces. 240 00:13:01,166 --> 00:13:02,667 I don't want Mom to come home. 241 00:13:02,867 --> 00:13:03,667 I don't either. 242 00:13:07,467 --> 00:13:09,333 - Kenny: Easy now. - Melissa: She's starting to stink. 243 00:13:09,533 --> 00:13:10,333 Zach: No, it's too soon. 244 00:13:10,533 --> 00:13:12,167 - Then it must be you. - Shut up. 245 00:13:12,367 --> 00:13:14,333 - Kenny: Be careful. - Swell: I got her! 246 00:13:14,533 --> 00:13:15,734 No, I mean my skateboard. 247 00:13:15,934 --> 00:13:17,533 Walter: It's right on my foot. 248 00:13:21,467 --> 00:13:22,900 Sure she's gonna fit? 249 00:13:23,100 --> 00:13:25,367 How the hell should I know? I've never done this before. 250 00:13:25,567 --> 00:13:27,433 Well, neither have I. 251 00:13:27,633 --> 00:13:29,900 I think we should measure her first. 252 00:13:30,100 --> 00:13:31,533 Let's hack off her head. 253 00:13:31,733 --> 00:13:32,900 Yeah! 254 00:13:33,100 --> 00:13:34,233 Uh, all right. 255 00:13:34,433 --> 00:13:36,500 Go get that metal tape measure thing out of the garage. 256 00:13:36,700 --> 00:13:39,600 Would you stop ordering us around? You're not the babysitter. 257 00:13:39,800 --> 00:13:41,066 That's right, Kenny. 258 00:13:41,266 --> 00:13:42,533 The babysitter is dead. 259 00:13:42,733 --> 00:13:43,867 Now just do it! 260 00:13:46,233 --> 00:13:48,966 Swell: I mean, we're saving the ambulance people a trip, right? 261 00:13:49,166 --> 00:13:52,266 I mean, when they find her, they'll... they'll take care of everything. 262 00:13:52,466 --> 00:13:54,133 And no one has to know she was our sitter. 263 00:13:54,333 --> 00:13:57,733 Right. I mean, she said she didn't have any family, 264 00:13:57,933 --> 00:14:01,333 so this is... this is really the decent thing to do. 265 00:14:13,633 --> 00:14:14,900 Bobby. 266 00:14:18,700 --> 00:14:20,266 What? Oh. 267 00:14:21,567 --> 00:14:23,833 Now, who would do such a thing? 268 00:14:24,033 --> 00:14:26,150 - I don't know, man. - I don't mind death. 269 00:14:26,350 --> 00:14:28,467 It's the lifting that gets me. 270 00:14:28,667 --> 00:14:29,800 Watch it. 271 00:14:34,633 --> 00:14:36,200 God, I feel terrible. 272 00:14:37,567 --> 00:14:39,000 I should've been nicer to her. 273 00:14:40,200 --> 00:14:42,367 I should've cooperated. 274 00:14:42,567 --> 00:14:45,700 Yeah, she was a great babysitter. 275 00:14:51,066 --> 00:14:52,467 Walter: Hey, where are you going? 276 00:14:52,667 --> 00:14:54,433 We're out of food. I'm going marketing. 277 00:14:54,633 --> 00:14:56,834 Yeah, massive party supplies. 278 00:14:57,034 --> 00:14:58,433 Shotgun! 279 00:15:03,567 --> 00:15:05,800 You're taking Mrs. Sturak's car? 280 00:15:08,600 --> 00:15:11,100 Zach, life goes on. 281 00:15:11,300 --> 00:15:14,534 I mean, come on! This car's a classic. 282 00:15:14,734 --> 00:15:17,433 I think that she'd want it this way. Don't you? 283 00:15:24,533 --> 00:15:26,433 How much did Mom leave us? 284 00:15:29,900 --> 00:15:31,467 There's no money in here. 285 00:15:31,667 --> 00:15:34,367 Yes, there is. I saw Mom give it to Mrs. Sturak. 286 00:15:34,567 --> 00:15:36,133 Well, she must've taken it out. 287 00:15:40,400 --> 00:15:42,066 Holy shit! 288 00:15:45,934 --> 00:15:47,500 Excuse me, coming through! 289 00:15:50,233 --> 00:15:51,567 - Kenny: Damn it! - Melissa: Look under the bed. 290 00:15:54,133 --> 00:15:55,967 Kenny: Where? Where is the damn thing? 291 00:15:56,167 --> 00:15:57,700 Melissa: Shoot. 292 00:15:57,900 --> 00:15:59,300 - Walter: Ow! - Get out of my way. 293 00:16:01,433 --> 00:16:03,066 Kenny: Come on, come on, come on! 294 00:16:03,266 --> 00:16:03,933 Ugh! 295 00:16:04,133 --> 00:16:06,266 Kenny: I looked in there already. 296 00:16:06,466 --> 00:16:08,200 Walter: Check the box. 297 00:16:10,000 --> 00:16:12,400 - She must've had it on her. - Well, it's ours. 298 00:16:12,600 --> 00:16:14,333 Go back and get it from the old hag. 299 00:16:14,533 --> 00:16:15,734 Oh, yeah, right. We go and say, 300 00:16:15,934 --> 00:16:18,734 "Excuse me, we left our money on our dead babysitter." 301 00:16:18,934 --> 00:16:20,567 No way! 302 00:16:20,767 --> 00:16:22,400 Who's gonna clean this place up? 303 00:16:22,600 --> 00:16:23,967 Kids: Not me. 304 00:16:27,033 --> 00:16:28,967 - 50... - Kenny: What are we gonna do for cash 305 00:16:29,167 --> 00:16:30,534 - ...75. - ...for the next two months? 306 00:16:30,734 --> 00:16:32,934 - Swell: All right, um, what about a garage sale? - Dollar. 307 00:16:33,134 --> 00:16:34,533 We live in the boonies. 308 00:16:34,733 --> 00:16:36,133 How about calling Dad? 309 00:16:36,333 --> 00:16:37,734 Dad doesn't care. 310 00:16:37,934 --> 00:16:39,333 What about blackmailing Dad? 311 00:16:39,533 --> 00:16:42,133 What about donating blood? They pay you. 312 00:16:42,333 --> 00:16:43,700 You have to be over 18. 313 00:16:43,900 --> 00:16:46,433 Well, there goes our great summer. 314 00:16:49,166 --> 00:16:50,400 Hello? 315 00:16:51,800 --> 00:16:53,483 Mom! 316 00:16:53,683 --> 00:16:55,167 Hi, Mom. 317 00:16:55,367 --> 00:16:57,283 How's Australia? 318 00:16:57,483 --> 00:16:59,400 Really? Oh, great. 319 00:17:00,633 --> 00:17:02,567 Yeah, they're fine. Everything's fine. 320 00:17:03,767 --> 00:17:06,567 Oh, uh, Mrs. Sturak? 321 00:17:06,767 --> 00:17:10,100 Well, she's not here right now. 322 00:17:10,300 --> 00:17:12,316 No, she had a date. 323 00:17:12,516 --> 00:17:14,333 Some guy. A mortician. 324 00:17:14,533 --> 00:17:17,000 Relax, Mom. I'm looking after things while she's gone. 325 00:17:17,200 --> 00:17:18,266 And everything's gonna be fine, Mom. 326 00:17:18,466 --> 00:17:20,300 I love you, too. Okay, got it. 327 00:17:20,500 --> 00:17:22,500 All right. All right, bye. Bye, bye, bye. 328 00:17:24,834 --> 00:17:26,567 You only got one bag of chips? 329 00:17:26,767 --> 00:17:29,000 We could only afford the necessities, Kenny. 330 00:17:29,200 --> 00:17:30,800 This place is a crock. 331 00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:32,783 We're never gonna make it two months. 332 00:17:32,983 --> 00:17:34,767 Man, I'm gonna hole up at Lizard's. 333 00:17:34,967 --> 00:17:36,767 Oh, that's real brotherly. 334 00:17:36,967 --> 00:17:39,567 - Don't you have any pride? - No. 335 00:17:39,767 --> 00:17:42,634 When our food's gone, we can eat Elvis. 336 00:17:42,834 --> 00:17:44,567 Swell: What do you guys want from me? 337 00:17:44,767 --> 00:17:46,500 Would you like me to call Mom back? 338 00:17:46,700 --> 00:17:48,200 - 'Cause I can. - No. 339 00:17:48,400 --> 00:17:52,300 Do you wanna call Aunt Pat or go crawling to one of Mom's semi-wretched friends? 340 00:17:52,500 --> 00:17:54,033 - No. - Both: No. 341 00:17:54,233 --> 00:17:55,616 Look, we don't need a warden. 342 00:17:55,816 --> 00:17:57,000 We don't need some adult around 343 00:17:57,200 --> 00:17:59,266 telling us when to eat and sleep and vacuum, right? 344 00:17:59,466 --> 00:18:00,233 Both: Right. 345 00:18:00,433 --> 00:18:01,667 I mean, we could still have a great summer. 346 00:18:01,867 --> 00:18:03,200 We just gotta stick together, okay? 347 00:18:03,400 --> 00:18:05,300 - Okay. - Okay, yeah. 348 00:18:05,500 --> 00:18:07,200 - Totally. - Okay. 349 00:18:07,400 --> 00:18:09,900 Well, uh, one of us has to get a job. 350 00:18:10,100 --> 00:18:11,333 Well, I'm not gonna. 351 00:18:11,533 --> 00:18:13,467 Well, we don't have any choice. 352 00:18:13,667 --> 00:18:14,900 We'll flip for it. 353 00:18:17,300 --> 00:18:19,567 Mama Celeste face up, I go to work. 354 00:18:19,767 --> 00:18:23,467 Mama Celeste face down, you're selling carnations on a freeway off-ramp. 355 00:18:29,767 --> 00:18:30,900 Okay, I'll get a job. 356 00:18:31,100 --> 00:18:33,300 But you gotta stay here and watch the kids, okay? 357 00:18:33,500 --> 00:18:35,600 Hey, no problem, twisted sister. 358 00:18:35,800 --> 00:18:36,767 Okay. 359 00:18:36,967 --> 00:18:39,033 I can get a job at a clothing store or something. 360 00:18:39,233 --> 00:18:41,300 I mean, they'll hire me in a second. It'll be great. 361 00:18:53,433 --> 00:18:55,967 Kid: Mommy! 362 00:18:58,033 --> 00:19:00,967 Hey, you gotta squeeze the fat out of those burgers better. 363 00:19:03,300 --> 00:19:05,433 Yeah, you're getting the hang of it. 364 00:19:09,400 --> 00:19:10,933 Hi. 365 00:19:11,133 --> 00:19:12,266 I'm Bryan. 366 00:19:13,567 --> 00:19:15,483 Swell, remember! 367 00:19:15,683 --> 00:19:17,600 Put on a happy face. 368 00:19:21,033 --> 00:19:23,166 Did he just finish reading "Dianetics" or something? 369 00:19:23,366 --> 00:19:24,767 Oh, no. He's just on helium. 370 00:19:24,967 --> 00:19:26,400 Bryan! 371 00:19:26,600 --> 00:19:28,233 Another happy delivery! 372 00:19:30,200 --> 00:19:33,133 Swell, you gotta put chili on those clown dogs, 373 00:19:33,333 --> 00:19:35,633 and keep it moving. 374 00:19:49,700 --> 00:19:51,033 This is great, man. 375 00:19:51,233 --> 00:19:52,367 My sister's working. 376 00:19:52,567 --> 00:19:54,900 There's no one around nagging me anymore. 377 00:19:55,100 --> 00:19:56,567 I'm born free. 378 00:19:56,767 --> 00:19:58,800 Hey, dude, let's get out of here. 379 00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:01,100 - Let's go to Guitar Center. - Boy: Wait, guys. 380 00:20:01,300 --> 00:20:04,500 We seem to be experiencing a little negative cash flow problem here. 381 00:20:04,700 --> 00:20:05,634 Let's go to my place. 382 00:20:05,834 --> 00:20:08,100 I'll rip off my mom's MasterCard again. 383 00:20:08,300 --> 00:20:10,866 Master the possibilities. 384 00:20:11,066 --> 00:20:13,683 So, guys, I gotta get out of here, man. 385 00:20:13,883 --> 00:20:16,500 My old man is pissed about my report card. 386 00:20:16,700 --> 00:20:18,500 I gotta kiss ass a couple more days. 387 00:20:20,533 --> 00:20:22,167 You know what, guys? 388 00:20:22,367 --> 00:20:24,033 We keep this up... 389 00:20:25,333 --> 00:20:27,033 we're never getting out of school, man. 390 00:20:28,734 --> 00:20:30,967 - Both: Far out! - Yeah! 391 00:20:31,167 --> 00:20:33,400 Rock 'n' roll! Whoo! 392 00:20:37,633 --> 00:20:39,033 - Whoa! - Come on, get it! 393 00:20:39,233 --> 00:20:39,934 Oh! 394 00:21:11,667 --> 00:21:12,766 Thanks. 395 00:21:12,966 --> 00:21:14,066 Oh, sure. 396 00:21:19,867 --> 00:21:21,567 Did you have a lot of deliveries? 397 00:21:21,767 --> 00:21:22,667 Yeah. 398 00:21:22,867 --> 00:21:24,767 I'm the stork of fast food. 399 00:21:24,967 --> 00:21:26,400 Lucky. 400 00:21:26,600 --> 00:21:27,900 Better than being here. 401 00:21:28,100 --> 00:21:29,266 Yeah, I guess. 402 00:21:37,467 --> 00:21:40,033 God, this place is so disgusting. 403 00:21:40,233 --> 00:21:43,133 - How can you stand it? - I just try to hang with it. 404 00:21:49,100 --> 00:21:50,716 Shit. 405 00:21:50,916 --> 00:21:52,333 Gross. 406 00:21:52,533 --> 00:21:53,800 Not your dream job, huh? 407 00:21:54,000 --> 00:21:55,000 You got that right. 408 00:21:56,667 --> 00:21:58,500 You think I woke up this morning and thought, 409 00:21:58,700 --> 00:22:01,367 "Gee, I'd love to scrub fat vats. 410 00:22:01,567 --> 00:22:03,800 I'd love to smile and work with raw meat." 411 00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:06,167 At least it gives you some extra cash, though, right? 412 00:22:06,367 --> 00:22:08,966 I'm not working at the big top from hell for pocket money. 413 00:22:09,166 --> 00:22:12,599 My mom's out of town for a while and I have my brothers and sister to feed. 414 00:22:12,799 --> 00:22:16,233 And no one's gonna hire a teenager to do anything that isn't disgusting. 415 00:22:16,433 --> 00:22:18,834 Why can't I just get a job at some nice, clean office? 416 00:22:19,034 --> 00:22:20,700 Why don't you just quit? 417 00:22:20,900 --> 00:22:22,367 Swell! 418 00:22:22,567 --> 00:22:24,200 How's the scrub-a-dub dubbing going? 419 00:22:25,700 --> 00:22:28,066 Now, you're almost doing that correctly, 420 00:22:28,266 --> 00:22:31,066 but you forgot one very big thing. 421 00:22:31,266 --> 00:22:32,400 What, not enough cleanser? 422 00:22:32,600 --> 00:22:36,033 Nope. You forgot to put on a happy face. 423 00:22:36,233 --> 00:22:39,667 Next, you get to scrape the spitballs 424 00:22:39,867 --> 00:22:41,717 off the drive-thru window 425 00:22:41,917 --> 00:22:43,767 with a really fun squeegee. 426 00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:51,333 Look, Mr. Egg, 427 00:22:51,533 --> 00:22:54,033 finish the happy fat vats yourself. 428 00:23:00,500 --> 00:23:02,100 Thanks for your advice. 429 00:23:02,300 --> 00:23:03,900 Maybe I'll see you around. 430 00:23:10,500 --> 00:23:14,333 - ♪ Makin' a living the old, hard way... ♪ - Gross. 431 00:23:14,533 --> 00:23:17,634 ♪ Takin' and givin' my day by day ♪ 432 00:23:17,834 --> 00:23:23,266 ♪ I dig snow and the rain and the bright sunshine ♪ 433 00:23:25,100 --> 00:23:27,967 - ♪ Draggin' the line ♪ - ♪ Draggin' the line ♪ 434 00:23:29,433 --> 00:23:32,933 ♪ My dog Sam eats purple flowers ♪ 435 00:23:33,133 --> 00:23:36,734 ♪ We ain't got much, but what we got's ours ♪ 436 00:23:36,934 --> 00:23:41,800 ♪ We dig snow and the rain and the bright sunshine ♪ 437 00:23:43,934 --> 00:23:47,133 - ♪ Draggin' the line... ♪ - You just copying it right out of the book? 438 00:23:47,333 --> 00:23:49,734 No. I changed the name. 439 00:23:49,934 --> 00:23:52,800 And I'm adding some glamorous fashion stuff. 440 00:23:53,900 --> 00:23:54,900 Oh. 441 00:23:55,100 --> 00:23:57,433 ♪ I feel fine ♪ 442 00:23:57,633 --> 00:24:01,333 ♪ Talking 'bout peace of mind ♪ 443 00:24:01,533 --> 00:24:05,233 ♪ And I'm gonna take my time ♪ 444 00:24:05,433 --> 00:24:08,066 ♪ Gettin' the good sign ♪ 445 00:24:17,400 --> 00:24:21,083 ♪ Makin' a living the old, hard way ♪ 446 00:24:21,283 --> 00:24:24,767 ♪ Takin' and givin' my day by day ♪ 447 00:24:24,967 --> 00:24:30,500 ♪ Diggin' the snow and the rain and the bright sunshine ♪ 448 00:24:32,266 --> 00:24:36,467 - ♪ Draggin' the line ♪ - ♪ Draggin' the line ♪ 449 00:24:36,667 --> 00:24:38,933 ♪ I feel fine... ♪ 450 00:24:39,133 --> 00:24:42,734 ♪ And I'm gonna take my time ♪ 451 00:24:42,934 --> 00:24:46,300 - ♪ Gettin' the good sign... ♪ - All right. 452 00:24:49,967 --> 00:24:52,066 Woman: Could you spell that a little faster? 453 00:24:52,266 --> 00:24:53,716 Your number? 454 00:24:53,916 --> 00:24:55,167 Um, excuse me? 455 00:24:55,367 --> 00:24:57,133 I'm applying for the receptionist position. 456 00:24:57,333 --> 00:24:58,700 Hold. 457 00:24:58,900 --> 00:25:00,767 Reception. 458 00:25:00,967 --> 00:25:01,966 I can't right now. 459 00:25:02,166 --> 00:25:03,267 I have to stay and redirect 460 00:25:03,467 --> 00:25:05,033 all the incompetents who are coming up here 461 00:25:05,233 --> 00:25:08,467 instead of going straight down to personnel like they are supposed to. 462 00:25:08,667 --> 00:25:11,700 All right, all right, all right, all right. I'll be right there. 463 00:25:11,900 --> 00:25:13,867 You'll have about 12 seconds. 464 00:25:17,800 --> 00:25:22,200 You are supposed to go down to per-so-nnel. 465 00:25:22,400 --> 00:25:26,000 That is on the first floor. 466 00:25:26,200 --> 00:25:30,300 There is a great big sign that says... 467 00:25:31,800 --> 00:25:33,634 "per-so-nnel." 468 00:25:33,834 --> 00:25:37,667 Do... you... understand? 469 00:25:37,867 --> 00:25:38,567 Yeah. 470 00:25:46,166 --> 00:25:47,300 Where's Carolyn? 471 00:25:47,500 --> 00:25:49,400 Mouse-brown hair, gives you a headache. 472 00:25:49,600 --> 00:25:51,266 Talks like she's chewing her face. 473 00:25:51,466 --> 00:25:52,467 That's her. 474 00:25:52,667 --> 00:25:54,433 She'll be back in a few seconds. 475 00:25:54,633 --> 00:25:56,400 I'm here for the receptionist job. 476 00:25:56,600 --> 00:25:57,500 Is this your resume? 477 00:25:57,700 --> 00:25:58,700 Yeah. 478 00:26:04,100 --> 00:26:05,667 Wow! 479 00:26:05,867 --> 00:26:07,400 Very impressive. 480 00:26:08,667 --> 00:26:10,133 This is fabulous! 481 00:26:10,333 --> 00:26:11,500 Thank you. 482 00:26:13,500 --> 00:26:14,833 Okay, listen. 483 00:26:15,033 --> 00:26:16,966 They're looking for a receptionist to replace Carol, 484 00:26:17,166 --> 00:26:21,400 and she's supposed to move up to be my executive administrative assistant. 485 00:26:21,600 --> 00:26:23,800 I can't stand her. So do me a favor. 486 00:26:24,000 --> 00:26:27,400 You be my assistant, and I'll just tell them I hired outside the company. 487 00:26:27,600 --> 00:26:29,300 Well, what about the receptionist job? 488 00:26:29,500 --> 00:26:31,200 What, are you burnt out? 489 00:26:31,400 --> 00:26:32,900 You wanna take a step down? 490 00:26:33,100 --> 00:26:35,233 Well, I won't let you. I need you! 491 00:26:35,433 --> 00:26:39,467 And besides, you're so overqualified for entry-level, it's ridiculous! 492 00:26:39,667 --> 00:26:42,133 For God's sake, you're a Vassar gal! 493 00:26:42,333 --> 00:26:45,734 You'd much rather be my executive assistant. 494 00:26:45,934 --> 00:26:47,433 Please say yes. 495 00:26:48,734 --> 00:26:49,933 Yes. 496 00:26:50,133 --> 00:26:52,166 Okay, we're up here with the other vice presidents, 497 00:26:52,366 --> 00:26:54,200 our executive staff, and our advertising people. 498 00:26:54,400 --> 00:26:57,333 Downstairs are the designers, our warehouse and showroom, 499 00:26:57,533 --> 00:26:59,167 and our manufacturing and assembly lines. 500 00:26:59,367 --> 00:27:01,616 You graduated six years ago, so you're 27, 28? 501 00:27:01,816 --> 00:27:04,008 - Uh, yeah. - Well, you don't look it. 502 00:27:04,208 --> 00:27:06,400 Thank God. My last assistant was only 23 503 00:27:06,600 --> 00:27:07,900 and still wet behind the ears. 504 00:27:09,767 --> 00:27:11,734 Okay, this is your office. 505 00:27:11,934 --> 00:27:14,583 Mine's through the archway. These are your things. 506 00:27:14,783 --> 00:27:17,433 Rolodex. There's your computer... WordStar and Lotus. 507 00:27:17,633 --> 00:27:18,634 There's your mouse. 508 00:27:18,834 --> 00:27:20,066 Refrigerator's over there. 509 00:27:20,266 --> 00:27:22,367 Just leave a list for Carol and she'll stock it for you. 510 00:27:22,567 --> 00:27:23,300 - Okay? - Okay. 511 00:27:23,500 --> 00:27:24,767 - Are you all right? - Yeah. 512 00:27:24,967 --> 00:27:26,000 Great! 513 00:27:26,200 --> 00:27:28,000 So, these are my things. Okay. 514 00:27:28,200 --> 00:27:29,867 Oh! When do I get paid? 515 00:27:31,166 --> 00:27:33,200 1st and 15th of every month. 516 00:27:33,400 --> 00:27:35,200 - Is that it? - Mm-hmm. 517 00:27:35,400 --> 00:27:36,200 Great. 518 00:27:36,400 --> 00:27:38,567 - Gus! Hi. - Hi. 519 00:27:38,767 --> 00:27:41,333 This is my new administrative assistant, Sue Ellen. 520 00:27:41,533 --> 00:27:44,700 Sue Ellen, this is Gus Brandon, vice president of marketing. 521 00:27:44,900 --> 00:27:47,600 - And he serves me breakfast in bed. - Only when she deserves it. 522 00:27:49,667 --> 00:27:51,600 - Nice to meet you. - Good morning. 523 00:27:52,734 --> 00:27:53,883 See you for lunch? 524 00:27:54,083 --> 00:27:55,033 I'll let you know. 525 00:27:55,233 --> 00:27:56,567 I'm interfacing with New York at 3:00 526 00:27:56,767 --> 00:27:58,667 and I have a report due at the end of the day. 527 00:27:58,867 --> 00:28:00,350 Okay, we'll play it by ear. 528 00:28:00,550 --> 00:28:02,033 Woman: Talk to you later. 529 00:28:02,233 --> 00:28:03,467 Mm, bye. 530 00:28:03,667 --> 00:28:05,166 Sue Ellen, right? 531 00:28:05,366 --> 00:28:06,066 Mm-hmm. 532 00:28:10,867 --> 00:28:13,000 Okay, have a great weekend. 533 00:28:13,200 --> 00:28:15,333 See you Monday, 8:00 sharp. 534 00:28:18,066 --> 00:28:22,333 By the way, I'm Rose Lindsey, senior vice president of operations. 535 00:28:22,533 --> 00:28:24,500 - Hi. - And when Beatrice from personnel calls, 536 00:28:24,700 --> 00:28:26,117 she's a really pushy broad. 537 00:28:26,317 --> 00:28:27,534 Just tell her I hired you. 538 00:28:27,734 --> 00:28:30,800 And find out about your medical benefits and pension plan. 539 00:28:31,000 --> 00:28:32,600 Oh, one more thing, 540 00:28:32,800 --> 00:28:34,700 and this is so important. 541 00:28:34,900 --> 00:28:38,200 Whenever we're not alone or I'm on the phone and I ask you something... 542 00:28:38,400 --> 00:28:39,800 doesn't matter what it is... 543 00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:41,333 you always say, 544 00:28:41,533 --> 00:28:43,700 "I'm right on top of that, Rose." 545 00:28:43,900 --> 00:28:46,033 - Okay? - Okay. 546 00:28:46,233 --> 00:28:47,967 Welcome aboard, sweetie. 547 00:28:48,167 --> 00:28:49,400 - Thank you. - Oh. 548 00:29:00,066 --> 00:29:01,934 Melissa: I'm gonna get you, sucker! 549 00:29:02,134 --> 00:29:03,833 Yeah. 550 00:29:04,033 --> 00:29:07,600 Swell: So, I walk in there and the receptionist is such a tool. 551 00:29:07,800 --> 00:29:09,800 - I wanted to slug her. - I need more money. 552 00:29:11,533 --> 00:29:12,700 Get out of here. 553 00:29:13,800 --> 00:29:16,100 Anyway, I have my own office 554 00:29:16,300 --> 00:29:18,834 and this little fridge stocked with, like, diet Sprite and Tab. 555 00:29:19,034 --> 00:29:20,033 And I have a great view. 556 00:29:20,233 --> 00:29:21,833 What's the job? 557 00:29:22,033 --> 00:29:24,383 I am the executive administrative assistant 558 00:29:24,583 --> 00:29:26,934 to the senior vice president of operations. 559 00:29:27,134 --> 00:29:28,600 What the hell is that? 560 00:29:28,800 --> 00:29:29,634 I don't know. 561 00:29:29,834 --> 00:29:31,600 So, what are they gonna pay you? 562 00:29:31,800 --> 00:29:35,000 $37,500 a year. 563 00:29:35,200 --> 00:29:36,300 No way! 564 00:29:36,500 --> 00:29:38,700 Shit, you're gonna drown! 565 00:29:38,900 --> 00:29:40,033 Choke! 566 00:29:40,233 --> 00:29:41,967 I'm a fast learner. 567 00:29:42,167 --> 00:29:42,966 I'll catch on. 568 00:29:43,166 --> 00:29:44,900 You're never gonna get to the beach. 569 00:29:45,100 --> 00:29:46,516 Yeah, but who cares? 570 00:29:46,716 --> 00:29:47,933 I'm a career woman now. 571 00:29:48,133 --> 00:29:50,066 You better bring some bucks home tomorrow. 572 00:29:50,266 --> 00:29:51,866 We're, like, totally out of food. 573 00:29:52,066 --> 00:29:55,100 Wait a minute, I don't get paid for two weeks. 574 00:29:55,300 --> 00:29:57,100 Help. We need money. 575 00:29:57,300 --> 00:29:58,567 We have no food. 576 00:29:58,767 --> 00:30:00,866 - Hey! - Melissa: Are those drag queens? 577 00:30:01,066 --> 00:30:03,200 - Walter: What's a drag queen? - That's our car! 578 00:30:03,400 --> 00:30:05,734 Let's go, let's go! 579 00:30:05,934 --> 00:30:08,433 Hey! What are you queens doing in our car?! 580 00:30:10,200 --> 00:30:11,816 Step on it! 581 00:30:12,016 --> 00:30:13,633 Both: Liza? 582 00:30:22,834 --> 00:30:24,033 Swell: Shit! 583 00:30:24,233 --> 00:30:25,433 I love that car. 584 00:30:25,633 --> 00:30:26,634 Call the cops. 585 00:30:26,834 --> 00:30:28,117 Oh, yeah, what are we gonna say? 586 00:30:28,317 --> 00:30:29,475 Liza Minelli stole our Buick? 587 00:30:29,675 --> 00:30:30,834 It wasn't even our Buick. 588 00:30:31,034 --> 00:30:31,866 This sucks. 589 00:30:32,066 --> 00:30:33,467 Now how are we gonna get home? 590 00:30:33,667 --> 00:30:34,934 I miss Mommy. 591 00:30:38,700 --> 00:30:39,933 Call Nicole. 592 00:30:40,133 --> 00:30:41,934 All of my friends are in Europe. 593 00:30:43,800 --> 00:30:45,667 Well, what about Lizard or Hellhound? 594 00:30:45,867 --> 00:30:47,033 We don't have any money. 595 00:30:47,233 --> 00:30:48,734 You mean you'd have to bribe them? 596 00:30:48,934 --> 00:30:49,967 Yeah. 597 00:30:50,167 --> 00:30:51,000 Come on. 598 00:30:51,200 --> 00:30:53,000 Who else do you know that drives? 599 00:31:10,633 --> 00:31:12,033 Who's the bozo? 600 00:31:14,166 --> 00:31:17,166 Hi. Um, thanks for coming. 601 00:31:17,366 --> 00:31:18,300 No problem. 602 00:31:18,500 --> 00:31:20,367 I kind of like being a hero. 603 00:31:20,567 --> 00:31:22,300 Me and my trusty steed. 604 00:31:25,266 --> 00:31:27,266 Just get in the car. Come on. 605 00:31:27,466 --> 00:31:28,266 Come on. 606 00:31:36,166 --> 00:31:38,967 Swell: Well, my mom doesn't want us to use her Volvo while she's away. 607 00:31:39,167 --> 00:31:41,567 Can't believe my friends ditched us like that. 608 00:31:41,767 --> 00:31:42,833 Bryan: Hey, but wasn't that your car 609 00:31:43,033 --> 00:31:44,150 I saw at the Clown Dog the other night? 610 00:31:44,350 --> 00:31:46,158 Cool chrome, white walls, and stuff? 611 00:31:46,358 --> 00:31:47,966 Yeah, well, it was kind of a loaner. 612 00:31:48,166 --> 00:31:50,166 Melissa: Swell, what are you doing out there? 613 00:31:50,366 --> 00:31:51,300 - Come on! - Hold on! 614 00:31:51,500 --> 00:31:53,033 I'll be there in a minute. 615 00:31:55,100 --> 00:31:58,500 Look, I'm sorry if I acted like a bitch the other night at Clown Dog. 616 00:31:58,700 --> 00:32:00,366 You know, just walking out like that and everything. 617 00:32:00,566 --> 00:32:02,766 Yeah, you really cracked Mr. Egg when you left. 618 00:32:02,966 --> 00:32:05,166 Really? Did you get stuck finishing the fat vats? 619 00:32:05,366 --> 00:32:06,567 Lard is my life. 620 00:32:06,767 --> 00:32:08,966 At least until college. 621 00:32:09,166 --> 00:32:10,800 - Walter: Zach! - Melissa: I'm gonna smack you! 622 00:32:11,000 --> 00:32:12,467 I'm glad you called, really. 623 00:32:12,667 --> 00:32:13,300 Yeah, me, too. 624 00:32:13,500 --> 00:32:15,066 Swell, could you hurry it up? 625 00:32:15,266 --> 00:32:17,266 Melissa and Zach are beating each other up 626 00:32:17,466 --> 00:32:19,133 over the last snowball. 627 00:32:19,333 --> 00:32:21,066 It's the last food we got. 628 00:32:22,767 --> 00:32:24,233 Are you guys really out of food? 629 00:32:24,433 --> 00:32:26,467 Oh, no. They're just being obnoxious. 630 00:32:26,667 --> 00:32:28,433 I'm gonna go to the market first thing in the morning. 631 00:32:28,633 --> 00:32:30,300 You sure? 'Cause I've got some extra leftovers 632 00:32:30,500 --> 00:32:32,200 from my dinner delivery stock. 633 00:32:32,400 --> 00:32:33,900 You know, if you want 'em. 634 00:32:34,100 --> 00:32:35,367 No, that's okay. 635 00:32:38,667 --> 00:32:40,066 Well, maybe we'll take them. 636 00:32:40,266 --> 00:32:42,233 - Thanks. - Yeah, sure. 637 00:32:43,500 --> 00:32:44,433 So, you wanna go to the beach 638 00:32:44,633 --> 00:32:46,166 and watch the grunion run Monday night? 639 00:32:46,366 --> 00:32:47,767 You mean a date? 640 00:32:48,934 --> 00:32:50,300 Yeah, well, I'm free. 641 00:32:50,500 --> 00:32:52,667 I mean, I gotta check with the grunion, but... 642 00:32:54,133 --> 00:32:55,583 Yeah, a date. 643 00:32:55,783 --> 00:32:57,033 Yeah, sure. 644 00:32:57,233 --> 00:32:59,433 - I like grunion. - Yeah, me, too. 645 00:32:59,633 --> 00:33:00,933 Thanks again. 646 00:33:01,133 --> 00:33:02,600 Bye. 647 00:33:04,767 --> 00:33:06,517 We have unhealthful air quality today 648 00:33:06,717 --> 00:33:08,467 throughout the Los Angeles Basin. 649 00:33:08,667 --> 00:33:10,900 KDJI News time is 5:30 AM, 650 00:33:11,100 --> 00:33:12,900 and if this is your wake-up call, 651 00:33:13,100 --> 00:33:14,800 wake up! 652 00:33:17,200 --> 00:33:19,433 ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪ 653 00:33:21,867 --> 00:33:25,467 ♪ Fell out of bed, alarm clock roarin' ♪ 654 00:33:25,667 --> 00:33:27,967 ♪ Screaming, "It's another day" ♪ 655 00:33:29,633 --> 00:33:30,900 ♪ What's on TV? ♪ 656 00:33:31,100 --> 00:33:33,867 ♪ What happened last night? ♪ 657 00:33:34,067 --> 00:33:36,834 ♪ It doesn't matter anyway ♪ 658 00:33:37,034 --> 00:33:38,467 ♪ Rolled so slowly ♪ 659 00:33:38,667 --> 00:33:41,350 ♪ Put my foot down to the floor ♪ 660 00:33:41,550 --> 00:33:44,233 ♪ Morning shadows on the wall... ♪ 661 00:33:44,433 --> 00:33:45,800 You guys are up already? 662 00:33:46,000 --> 00:33:47,567 - It's summer. - I'm a morning person. 663 00:33:47,767 --> 00:33:50,967 - I'm hungry. - So, what do you guys want for breakfast? 664 00:33:51,167 --> 00:33:51,866 A steak. 665 00:33:52,066 --> 00:33:53,900 - Cheese omelet. - SpaghettiOs. 666 00:33:54,100 --> 00:33:55,467 Okay. 667 00:34:06,033 --> 00:34:08,533 Breakfast is served. 668 00:34:08,733 --> 00:34:11,033 ♪ Keep the faith ♪ 669 00:34:11,233 --> 00:34:14,667 ♪ And just hold on for one more day ♪ 670 00:34:14,867 --> 00:34:18,767 ♪ You've gotta keep the faith... ♪ 671 00:34:18,967 --> 00:34:20,367 ♪ Just hold on ♪ 672 00:34:20,567 --> 00:34:22,467 ♪ It'll drive your way ♪ 673 00:34:22,667 --> 00:34:26,333 ♪ Just keep the faith... ♪ 674 00:34:26,533 --> 00:34:29,633 Excuse me, where do you think you're going? 675 00:34:29,833 --> 00:34:33,133 Uh, to Rose Lindsey's office. 676 00:34:33,333 --> 00:34:34,600 I work for her now. 677 00:34:36,133 --> 00:34:37,200 You? 678 00:34:37,400 --> 00:34:39,033 Yeah, hi. I'm Sue Ellen. 679 00:34:41,567 --> 00:34:44,767 Well, don't bother getting too settled in, hmm? 680 00:34:44,967 --> 00:34:46,500 Okay. 681 00:34:49,300 --> 00:34:53,367 Rose: Well, yes, we have temporarily cut back on quality fabrics 682 00:34:53,567 --> 00:34:55,500 due to a receding profit margin. 683 00:34:55,700 --> 00:34:56,734 Yes, I understand. 684 00:34:56,934 --> 00:34:59,600 Any time you wanna come back to the GAW. 685 00:34:59,800 --> 00:35:02,467 Well, thank you for telling me personally. 686 00:35:02,667 --> 00:35:03,700 Bye-bye. 687 00:35:03,900 --> 00:35:05,900 Would you all please excuse us for a minute? 688 00:35:06,100 --> 00:35:07,533 - Yeah, sure, Rose. - Fabulous. 689 00:35:09,633 --> 00:35:11,400 Oh, Lord! 690 00:35:11,600 --> 00:35:13,400 We just lost another account. 691 00:35:13,600 --> 00:35:16,200 Costs are up, overhead is high, sales are down. 692 00:35:16,400 --> 00:35:18,666 New York's gonna be none too thrilled 693 00:35:18,866 --> 00:35:21,133 with their industrial uniform division. 694 00:35:21,333 --> 00:35:24,033 This is our new spring line. 695 00:35:24,233 --> 00:35:25,816 Lovely, isn't it? 696 00:35:26,016 --> 00:35:27,400 Yeah, lovely. 697 00:35:27,600 --> 00:35:30,667 You know, I thought we made designer clothes. 698 00:35:32,100 --> 00:35:33,866 Sue Ellen, no. 699 00:35:34,066 --> 00:35:36,900 We're in the bowels of the fashion industry. 700 00:35:37,100 --> 00:35:41,567 General Apparel West is one of 32 subdivisions of ChemTech America, 701 00:35:41,767 --> 00:35:43,834 one of our nation's leading chemical corporations. 702 00:35:44,034 --> 00:35:46,267 This is our design area. 703 00:35:46,467 --> 00:35:50,266 And this is Franklin, our head designer. 704 00:35:50,466 --> 00:35:51,534 - Oh, hi. - Hi. 705 00:35:51,734 --> 00:35:54,367 You'll be verifying his purchase orders pending my approval 706 00:35:54,567 --> 00:35:56,367 and consulting with him on budget estimates. 707 00:35:56,567 --> 00:35:58,066 Bye, Franklin. 708 00:35:58,266 --> 00:35:59,767 Bye. 709 00:35:59,967 --> 00:36:01,633 You'll also be coordinating our sales, 710 00:36:01,833 --> 00:36:03,583 manufacturing, and advertising people. 711 00:36:03,783 --> 00:36:05,333 I'm gonna need biweekly reports from you. 712 00:36:05,533 --> 00:36:08,100 Basically, you're the hub of our communication network. 713 00:36:08,300 --> 00:36:09,367 The hub. 714 00:36:17,667 --> 00:36:19,316 I hate you! 715 00:36:19,516 --> 00:36:20,966 Sue Ellen! 716 00:36:21,166 --> 00:36:24,300 Start getting updated reports from the department heads and coordinating them. 717 00:36:24,500 --> 00:36:26,350 You can access the format on the C drive. 718 00:36:26,550 --> 00:36:28,200 Until you lay it out on a spreadsheet 719 00:36:28,400 --> 00:36:30,266 the market analysis is too amorphous, right? 720 00:36:31,633 --> 00:36:33,900 This is the QED report. I've made some notes in it. 721 00:36:34,100 --> 00:36:35,466 See if you can make a dent after lunch. 722 00:36:35,666 --> 00:36:37,033 Oh, and fax this to New York for me. 723 00:36:38,266 --> 00:36:39,500 Don't feel overwhelmed. 724 00:36:39,700 --> 00:36:41,467 Just do one thing at a time. 725 00:36:49,367 --> 00:36:51,533 Looking for something, Sue Ellen? 726 00:36:51,733 --> 00:36:52,667 Yeah. 727 00:36:54,333 --> 00:36:55,333 Where did that come from? 728 00:36:55,533 --> 00:36:57,834 I had it delivered. Do you have a problem with that? 729 00:36:58,034 --> 00:36:59,300 Uh, no. I was just wondering 730 00:36:59,500 --> 00:37:01,867 why they would come all this way just to bring you a chili dog. 731 00:37:02,067 --> 00:37:04,367 My little brother drives the delivery van. 732 00:37:04,567 --> 00:37:08,867 Occasionally, he goes out of his way to bring me lunch. 733 00:37:09,067 --> 00:37:10,250 All right? 734 00:37:10,450 --> 00:37:11,433 That's nice. 735 00:37:11,633 --> 00:37:13,133 Your little brother. 736 00:37:13,333 --> 00:37:16,867 Um, I need to fax something. How would I do that? 737 00:37:17,067 --> 00:37:18,167 Gosh, Sue Ellen, 738 00:37:18,367 --> 00:37:20,667 being an executive administrative assistant, 739 00:37:20,867 --> 00:37:22,633 I'm sure you can figure that out. 740 00:37:40,800 --> 00:37:42,767 Hello? 741 00:37:50,767 --> 00:37:52,583 Oh, hi! Are you a temp? 742 00:37:52,783 --> 00:37:54,600 No. Um, I'm Sue Ellen. 743 00:37:54,800 --> 00:37:56,066 I work for Rose. 744 00:37:56,266 --> 00:37:56,900 Oh, hi! 745 00:37:57,100 --> 00:37:58,600 - Hi. - I'm Cathy. 746 00:37:58,800 --> 00:38:01,600 So, you're Rose's new executive administrative assistant. 747 00:38:01,800 --> 00:38:04,033 Well, congratulations. 748 00:38:04,233 --> 00:38:06,967 I submitted my resume, but it wasn't good enough. 749 00:38:07,167 --> 00:38:10,033 Wow, working with Rose must be so neat! 750 00:38:10,233 --> 00:38:12,333 Oh, I'm sorry. Am I cutting in front of you? 751 00:38:12,533 --> 00:38:13,667 - Are you faxing? - No, no, no. 752 00:38:13,867 --> 00:38:18,667 I'm... I'm still organizing my spreadsheet and my projection. 753 00:38:18,867 --> 00:38:21,233 - Amorphous type of stuff, yeah. - Oh, right. 754 00:38:31,033 --> 00:38:34,533 So, anyway, I'm Fred Kibber's secretary over in sales. 755 00:38:34,733 --> 00:38:36,800 It has been really slow. 756 00:38:37,000 --> 00:38:38,133 Gosh! 757 00:38:38,333 --> 00:38:39,716 You're swamped! 758 00:38:39,916 --> 00:38:41,100 Yeah. 759 00:38:41,300 --> 00:38:43,133 Well, I'm a wiz on the computer, 760 00:38:43,333 --> 00:38:45,900 so if you ever have anything for me, just ask. 761 00:38:46,100 --> 00:38:48,033 Well, hey, if you want, um, 762 00:38:48,233 --> 00:38:50,133 are you familiar with the QED report? 763 00:38:50,333 --> 00:38:53,133 Oh, wow. Really? 764 00:38:53,333 --> 00:38:55,133 Yeah, go ahead. Really. 765 00:38:55,333 --> 00:38:57,216 Thank you. 766 00:38:57,416 --> 00:38:59,100 Thanks. 767 00:38:59,300 --> 00:39:01,600 Oh, and, uh, don't feel overwhelmed. 768 00:39:01,800 --> 00:39:03,900 Just do one thing at a time. 769 00:39:04,100 --> 00:39:05,033 Right. 770 00:39:14,633 --> 00:39:16,800 - Hello? - Hi. How's it going? 771 00:39:17,000 --> 00:39:20,267 - What do you mean? - You know, how are you? Are the kids okay? 772 00:39:20,467 --> 00:39:23,734 No, I smeared them with honey and I tied them to a red ant hill. 773 00:39:23,934 --> 00:39:26,800 - Did you get some money? - Hey. Who are you? 774 00:39:27,000 --> 00:39:28,916 Where's that other broad, uh, Mona? 775 00:39:29,116 --> 00:39:30,833 Um, not yet. There's a problem. 776 00:39:31,033 --> 00:39:33,000 Why? What'd they do, fire you? 777 00:39:33,200 --> 00:39:35,333 I'm Sue Ellen. I work for Rose. Can I help you? 778 00:39:35,533 --> 00:39:37,900 Yeah, I need a copy of the Bob's Big Boy account figures. 779 00:39:38,100 --> 00:39:39,633 Swell, what are you gonna do? 780 00:39:39,833 --> 00:39:41,283 This Clown Dog shit's gone, man. 781 00:39:41,483 --> 00:39:43,108 Look, what do you want me to do? 782 00:39:43,308 --> 00:39:45,054 We have a receding profit margin. 783 00:39:45,254 --> 00:39:46,800 Yo, Gidget. Could you get on it? 784 00:39:47,000 --> 00:39:49,133 I can't right now. I'm on an important phone call. 785 00:39:49,333 --> 00:39:50,300 Sue Ellen, if you didn't get the money, 786 00:39:50,500 --> 00:39:52,233 then why the hell did you call? 787 00:39:52,433 --> 00:39:54,166 Hey, look, I don't have all day. 788 00:39:54,366 --> 00:39:55,934 Kenny, hold on. 789 00:39:57,433 --> 00:39:59,700 What is your name and what do you do here? 790 00:39:59,900 --> 00:40:02,233 I'm Bruce. I'm head inventory clerk. 791 00:40:02,433 --> 00:40:03,333 Why? 792 00:40:03,533 --> 00:40:04,667 Well, Bruce, 793 00:40:04,867 --> 00:40:07,467 I'm the executive-level administrative assistant, 794 00:40:07,667 --> 00:40:09,333 and when I get those figures ready, 795 00:40:09,533 --> 00:40:13,800 I'll give you a buzz and you can run on up here and fetch them, all right? 796 00:40:15,600 --> 00:40:18,567 Yeah, sure. 797 00:40:18,767 --> 00:40:20,900 - Sorry. - It's okay. 798 00:40:23,600 --> 00:40:25,333 Look, I just called to say hi. 799 00:40:25,533 --> 00:40:27,366 Aren't you busy at your career? 800 00:40:27,566 --> 00:40:29,483 I'm in between important meetings. 801 00:40:29,683 --> 00:40:31,600 I'm so sorry I disturbed you, Kenny. 802 00:40:31,800 --> 00:40:33,916 Well, you did! We're busy. 803 00:40:34,116 --> 00:40:36,233 - Fine! Screw you! - Up yours! 804 00:40:36,433 --> 00:40:37,816 Ugh! 805 00:40:38,016 --> 00:40:39,200 Bitch. 806 00:40:39,400 --> 00:40:41,000 Such a punk. 807 00:40:45,233 --> 00:40:46,533 What?! 808 00:40:48,667 --> 00:40:50,033 Oh. 809 00:40:50,233 --> 00:40:52,167 How you doing, Mom? 810 00:40:52,367 --> 00:40:54,533 Yeah. No, everything's great. 811 00:40:55,633 --> 00:40:57,100 No, Mrs. Sturak's not here. 812 00:40:57,300 --> 00:41:01,000 She, um... she went to the yarn store. 813 00:41:01,200 --> 00:41:04,100 Yeah, she's crocheting this massive doily for the couch. 814 00:41:05,200 --> 00:41:07,467 Um, I... 815 00:41:07,667 --> 00:41:09,433 I gotta go, Mom. 816 00:41:11,934 --> 00:41:14,867 Hey, babe. Who's the void in Lindsey's office? 817 00:41:16,500 --> 00:41:18,834 She applied for the receptionist job. 818 00:41:19,034 --> 00:41:21,700 Suddenly, she's an executive? 819 00:41:21,900 --> 00:41:22,833 I don't get it. 820 00:41:23,033 --> 00:41:24,700 - Man on TV: Ready, go. - Walter: Genie. 821 00:41:24,900 --> 00:41:26,633 - Betty White: Where you park your car at night. - Woman: Garage. 822 00:41:26,833 --> 00:41:28,133 Betty: First, run, then a... 823 00:41:28,333 --> 00:41:29,667 Gallop. 824 00:41:29,867 --> 00:41:31,433 - Betty: You buy... you go to the supermarket... - Groceries. 825 00:41:31,633 --> 00:41:33,200 - Betty:...and you pack up a lot of... - Woman: Groceries! 826 00:41:33,400 --> 00:41:34,834 Do you ever go outside? 827 00:41:35,034 --> 00:41:36,734 Nah. No TV. 828 00:41:36,934 --> 00:41:38,600 No prizes. 829 00:41:38,800 --> 00:41:41,634 Man: All right, gentlemen. You've got it. 830 00:41:41,834 --> 00:41:45,333 - ...who do not want... - When you're gonna do a cake, 831 00:41:45,533 --> 00:41:47,867 you really have to have a battle plan all ready 832 00:41:48,067 --> 00:41:49,734 so that when you start in, 833 00:41:49,934 --> 00:41:51,800 - you can just go right through the cake. - Oh. 834 00:41:52,000 --> 00:41:55,367 You don't wanna go out and play croquet in the middle, for instance. 835 00:41:55,567 --> 00:41:58,166 Swell: Okay, I'll give her the message. Bye. 836 00:41:59,367 --> 00:42:01,583 Oh, Cathy, thank you so much. 837 00:42:01,783 --> 00:42:04,000 Oh, no, Sue Ellen. Thank you! 838 00:42:04,200 --> 00:42:05,400 Really! 839 00:42:08,300 --> 00:42:12,066 Sue Ellen, why don't you call Cy and Manny and order in lunch for us? 840 00:42:12,266 --> 00:42:13,983 The naked shrimp is to die from. 841 00:42:14,183 --> 00:42:15,791 - Right. Yum. - They'll deliver. 842 00:42:15,991 --> 00:42:17,600 You can pay out of petty cash. 843 00:42:17,800 --> 00:42:18,833 Petty cash? 844 00:42:19,033 --> 00:42:21,533 Yeah. Cash box is in your locked bottom drawer. 845 00:42:21,733 --> 00:42:23,000 There should be plenty. 846 00:42:23,200 --> 00:42:26,400 By the way, you can cash personal checks for our employees. 847 00:42:26,600 --> 00:42:28,533 We work such hellish hours around here, 848 00:42:28,733 --> 00:42:31,033 no one has time to go to the bank. 849 00:42:31,233 --> 00:42:32,734 Guard it with your life 850 00:42:32,934 --> 00:42:34,533 and just leave receipts for whatever you take. 851 00:42:34,733 --> 00:42:36,367 - I'll authorize it, okay? - Okay. 852 00:42:37,700 --> 00:42:38,600 Is this for me? 853 00:42:46,000 --> 00:42:47,966 This is exquisite. 854 00:42:48,166 --> 00:42:50,133 We're so in sync. 855 00:42:53,600 --> 00:43:00,533 ♪ Gimme some money ♪ 856 00:43:05,934 --> 00:43:08,583 ♪ I'm nobody's fool ♪ 857 00:43:08,783 --> 00:43:11,433 ♪ I'm nobody's clown ♪ 858 00:43:12,834 --> 00:43:16,133 ♪ I'm treatin' you cool ♪ 859 00:43:16,333 --> 00:43:19,433 ♪ I'm putting you down ♪ 860 00:43:19,633 --> 00:43:24,433 ♪ But, baby, I don't intend to leave empty-handed ♪ 861 00:43:24,633 --> 00:43:27,100 ♪ Gimme some money ♪ 862 00:43:27,300 --> 00:43:28,734 ♪ Oh, yes ♪ 863 00:43:33,133 --> 00:43:35,383 ♪ Go, Nigel, go! ♪ 864 00:43:35,583 --> 00:43:37,634 ♪ Gimme some money ♪ 865 00:43:37,834 --> 00:43:40,867 - ♪ Gimme some money... ♪ - Hi, Zach. 866 00:43:41,067 --> 00:43:41,934 Hey. 867 00:43:45,500 --> 00:43:47,233 What's wrong? 868 00:43:47,433 --> 00:43:49,600 Me and Cynthia are having some problems. 869 00:43:51,300 --> 00:43:53,167 I think she likes Jacob better. 870 00:43:53,367 --> 00:43:56,000 Ah, maybe she's just trying to make you jealous. 871 00:43:56,200 --> 00:43:57,233 Maybe. 872 00:43:58,467 --> 00:44:00,100 Oh, here. 873 00:44:00,300 --> 00:44:03,033 There's an article in here on game playing, okay? 874 00:44:03,233 --> 00:44:05,367 I really think that you should read it. 875 00:44:05,567 --> 00:44:08,567 - Oh, take the quiz afterwards, okay? - Okay. 876 00:44:08,767 --> 00:44:11,500 Check it out, dudes. Elvis, I'm gonna get you high. 877 00:44:34,333 --> 00:44:36,667 - Boy: Whoa, look at his eyes. - Boy #2: Oh, dude! 878 00:44:40,000 --> 00:44:42,133 Kenny, could you turn the music down? 879 00:44:42,333 --> 00:44:44,467 - Kenny! - What? 880 00:44:45,900 --> 00:44:48,266 I have been working. I've had a very rough day. 881 00:44:48,466 --> 00:44:50,367 Could you turn the music down? 882 00:44:50,567 --> 00:44:52,300 It's down, cave lady. 883 00:44:54,633 --> 00:44:57,567 Kenny, why don't you save your last three brain cells? 884 00:44:57,767 --> 00:44:59,316 I mean, what if you need them? 885 00:44:59,516 --> 00:45:01,066 I won't. 886 00:45:03,000 --> 00:45:03,900 That's right. 887 00:45:04,100 --> 00:45:05,233 You'll never need them 888 00:45:05,433 --> 00:45:07,567 because there's always gonna be some jerk around 889 00:45:07,767 --> 00:45:09,400 stupid enough to take care of you. 890 00:45:09,600 --> 00:45:11,367 What is your problem? 891 00:45:11,567 --> 00:45:12,333 Both: Yeah. 892 00:45:12,533 --> 00:45:14,734 You couldn't even mow the lawn today. 893 00:45:14,934 --> 00:45:16,534 You're worthless. 894 00:45:16,734 --> 00:45:17,966 I am doing everything, 895 00:45:18,166 --> 00:45:20,700 and I'm trying to get ready for a date. 896 00:45:20,900 --> 00:45:23,800 When are you gonna start helping me, you lazy little punk? 897 00:45:27,900 --> 00:45:30,767 PMS city, man. 898 00:45:49,066 --> 00:45:50,667 Ah! 899 00:45:55,300 --> 00:45:56,700 God, that's cold! 900 00:45:57,967 --> 00:46:00,767 So, Bryan, when do the grunion run? 901 00:46:00,967 --> 00:46:02,534 Right about now. 902 00:46:02,734 --> 00:46:04,517 They get washed up here on the shore 903 00:46:04,717 --> 00:46:06,500 after the highest tide of the full moon. 904 00:46:06,700 --> 00:46:07,633 Or the new moon. 905 00:46:08,967 --> 00:46:10,800 Anyway, the girl grunion, right, 906 00:46:11,000 --> 00:46:12,800 she comes and lays her eggs in the sand, 907 00:46:13,000 --> 00:46:15,400 and then the guy grunion, he comes and fertilizes them. 908 00:46:15,600 --> 00:46:18,767 So, they don't, like, do it together? 909 00:46:18,967 --> 00:46:20,967 Nope, not like us. 910 00:46:24,800 --> 00:46:26,333 I mean like humans. 911 00:46:26,533 --> 00:46:27,433 Oh. 912 00:46:27,633 --> 00:46:29,100 So, you wanna go over there and watch for them? 913 00:46:29,300 --> 00:46:30,600 'Cause it happens really fast. 914 00:46:30,800 --> 00:46:31,800 Sure. 915 00:46:32,000 --> 00:46:33,833 So, you going to college or what? 916 00:46:34,033 --> 00:46:36,333 - I mean, what do you wanna do? - Oh, God. 917 00:46:36,533 --> 00:46:37,767 I don't know. 918 00:46:37,967 --> 00:46:40,500 I'm supposed to register at City College. 919 00:46:40,700 --> 00:46:44,400 You know, maybe take some fashion design classes or something. 920 00:46:44,600 --> 00:46:45,600 What about you? 921 00:46:45,800 --> 00:46:47,833 My parents want me to go to UCSD. 922 00:46:48,033 --> 00:46:50,467 They have a really good oceanography program there. 923 00:46:50,667 --> 00:46:51,833 Well, that's cool. 924 00:46:52,033 --> 00:46:53,833 Yeah, but I'm not so sure. 925 00:46:54,033 --> 00:46:56,883 I mean, I figured I'd keep saving up for it anyway, you know? 926 00:46:57,083 --> 00:46:59,934 It's the only reason I'm still at Clown Dog after nine months. 927 00:47:00,134 --> 00:47:01,066 Mm. 928 00:47:01,266 --> 00:47:02,634 You know, it's funny. 929 00:47:02,834 --> 00:47:04,133 I always thought that my parents had 930 00:47:04,333 --> 00:47:07,000 this big college fund for me somewhere, you know? 931 00:47:07,200 --> 00:47:08,800 Yeah, me, too. 932 00:47:09,000 --> 00:47:12,383 But I guess that's only on the savings and loan commercials, you know? 933 00:47:12,583 --> 00:47:15,967 It's like I don't know if I want oceanography to be my life, you know? 934 00:47:16,167 --> 00:47:18,534 I mean, I love it. I love it. 935 00:47:18,734 --> 00:47:20,500 But it's like once you decide on something, 936 00:47:20,700 --> 00:47:21,634 it's all planned out. 937 00:47:21,834 --> 00:47:24,166 Yeah, it's like all of a sudden, anything that you do 938 00:47:24,366 --> 00:47:25,900 means that that's your life. 939 00:47:26,100 --> 00:47:28,933 I'm not even sure what the hell I want my life to be yet. 940 00:47:29,133 --> 00:47:32,166 And then you're stuck in this plan because you decided, you know? 941 00:47:32,366 --> 00:47:34,633 And then you're old or older. 942 00:47:34,833 --> 00:47:36,133 I don't know. 943 00:47:36,333 --> 00:47:37,800 I guess I'm just stalling, you know? 944 00:47:43,166 --> 00:47:43,966 What? 945 00:47:44,166 --> 00:47:46,200 Nothing. 946 00:47:46,400 --> 00:47:48,667 I just know what you mean. 947 00:47:50,734 --> 00:47:53,000 Yeah, this is always, uh... 948 00:47:53,200 --> 00:47:55,300 Yeah, I hate this part. 949 00:47:55,500 --> 00:47:57,783 I mean, I like this part, 950 00:47:57,983 --> 00:48:00,066 but... oh, God. 951 00:48:00,266 --> 00:48:01,667 No, it's okay. Come here. 952 00:48:06,700 --> 00:48:08,734 No, forget it. I ruined the moment. 953 00:48:08,934 --> 00:48:10,300 - No, no. No, I ruined it. - Forget it. 954 00:48:10,500 --> 00:48:11,867 'Cause I talked about it, you know? 955 00:48:12,067 --> 00:48:13,000 When you talk, you ruin it. 956 00:48:13,200 --> 00:48:16,400 And you can't talk, and that's just not... 957 00:48:16,600 --> 00:48:22,600 ♪ And I only have eyes ♪ 958 00:48:23,800 --> 00:48:28,400 ♪ For you... ♪ 959 00:48:40,266 --> 00:48:41,833 Kenny. 960 00:48:42,033 --> 00:48:43,600 Kenny, wake up. 961 00:48:43,800 --> 00:48:46,433 Kenny, the food that I bought yesterday is already gone. 962 00:48:46,633 --> 00:48:49,100 I was entertaining some friends last night, 963 00:48:49,300 --> 00:48:50,767 and we had the munchies. 964 00:48:50,967 --> 00:48:53,800 Look, I am not working to feed your scummy friends, okay? 965 00:48:54,000 --> 00:48:55,767 You're a career woman now. 966 00:48:55,967 --> 00:48:58,467 We can afford to be hospitable. 967 00:48:58,667 --> 00:49:00,233 Whatever. Here. 968 00:49:00,433 --> 00:49:02,367 Go buy some more food for the kids. 969 00:49:02,567 --> 00:49:04,133 All right! You got paid! 970 00:49:04,333 --> 00:49:05,800 Well, not exactly. 971 00:49:06,000 --> 00:49:07,800 It's office money. It's called petty cash. 972 00:49:08,000 --> 00:49:09,967 But my paycheck's gonna be for, like, over $1,000. 973 00:49:10,167 --> 00:49:11,567 I'll be able to put it back. 974 00:49:11,767 --> 00:49:12,967 I gotta go. 975 00:49:14,834 --> 00:49:17,000 And I don't want your friends hanging around my house. 976 00:49:17,200 --> 00:49:18,033 - Right. - Mow the lawn today 977 00:49:18,233 --> 00:49:19,967 and don't forget to do the dishes, okay? 978 00:49:20,167 --> 00:49:20,967 Bye. 979 00:49:23,100 --> 00:49:25,800 I'll do the dishes. 980 00:49:28,767 --> 00:49:30,367 Go, Scruff! 981 00:49:30,567 --> 00:49:32,767 One more, one more, one more, one more, one more. 982 00:49:32,967 --> 00:49:34,867 - Plate, plate, plate, plate. - Hey! 983 00:49:35,067 --> 00:49:37,100 - Pull! - Wah! 984 00:49:37,300 --> 00:49:40,066 - Boy: Whoo-hoo! - Dishes are done, man. 985 00:49:40,266 --> 00:49:42,066 Cleans them down till they shine. 986 00:49:43,600 --> 00:49:44,600 Oh, sh... 987 00:49:52,200 --> 00:49:53,500 - Hi, Franklin. - Oh, hi. 988 00:49:53,700 --> 00:49:54,800 - Oh, Sue Ellen? - Yes. 989 00:49:55,000 --> 00:49:56,700 I need to get this PO approved. 990 00:49:56,900 --> 00:49:59,734 - Okay. - I got a real good deal on some materials. 991 00:49:59,934 --> 00:50:01,000 - Yeah? Good. - Yeah. 992 00:50:02,800 --> 00:50:03,767 Sue Ellen. 993 00:50:04,967 --> 00:50:07,133 Hi. 994 00:50:07,333 --> 00:50:08,983 I was just gonna see if Rose wanted 995 00:50:09,183 --> 00:50:10,834 to grab some lunch in the cafeteria. 996 00:50:11,034 --> 00:50:12,600 Well, you just missed her. 997 00:50:12,800 --> 00:50:14,333 Sorry. 998 00:50:16,834 --> 00:50:18,267 Hungry? 999 00:50:18,467 --> 00:50:22,900 ♪ You see a pair of laughing eyes ♪ 1000 00:50:23,100 --> 00:50:27,867 ♪ And suddenly, you're sighing sighs... ♪ 1001 00:50:28,067 --> 00:50:29,900 - Good afternoon, miss. - Thank you. 1002 00:50:30,100 --> 00:50:31,967 ♪ You string along, boy ♪ 1003 00:50:32,167 --> 00:50:32,867 ♪ Then snap ♪ 1004 00:50:36,467 --> 00:50:39,500 ♪ Those eyes, those sighs... ♪ 1005 00:50:39,700 --> 00:50:40,834 Thank you. 1006 00:50:42,700 --> 00:50:45,733 So, how long have you and Rose been together? 1007 00:50:45,933 --> 00:50:48,967 Well, we're not really together. A few months. 1008 00:50:49,167 --> 00:50:50,600 We agreed we're not exclusive. 1009 00:50:50,800 --> 00:50:51,600 - Oh. - Yeah. 1010 00:50:51,800 --> 00:50:53,767 I date other women. 1011 00:50:53,967 --> 00:50:56,767 You know, dinner, movies, jazz clubs, the symphony. 1012 00:50:56,967 --> 00:50:58,233 You like classical music? 1013 00:50:58,433 --> 00:51:01,000 I played some cello in my high school orchestra. 1014 00:51:01,200 --> 00:51:03,167 Oh! 1015 00:51:03,367 --> 00:51:05,233 Oh. 1016 00:51:06,667 --> 00:51:08,900 Do people always tell you how young you look? 1017 00:51:09,100 --> 00:51:11,167 No, not usually. 1018 00:51:11,367 --> 00:51:14,367 I'd ask how old you are, but most women don't really like that. 1019 00:51:14,567 --> 00:51:15,867 No, we don't. 1020 00:51:16,067 --> 00:51:17,167 It baffles me. 1021 00:51:17,367 --> 00:51:19,367 I mean, a woman gets older. 1022 00:51:19,567 --> 00:51:21,333 She matures. 1023 00:51:21,533 --> 00:51:23,100 She ripens. 1024 00:51:23,300 --> 00:51:25,367 Juices start flowing. 1025 00:51:25,567 --> 00:51:26,734 What's to hide? 1026 00:51:26,934 --> 00:51:28,734 Waiter: Would you like something from the bar? 1027 00:51:28,934 --> 00:51:30,534 Have a drink. 1028 00:51:30,734 --> 00:51:32,767 It's a special occasion. 1029 00:51:32,967 --> 00:51:34,000 All right. 1030 00:51:35,166 --> 00:51:37,667 I'd like a Martini & Rossi on the rocks. 1031 00:51:37,867 --> 00:51:39,000 Ah, yes. 1032 00:51:39,200 --> 00:51:40,433 Sweet or dry? 1033 00:51:40,633 --> 00:51:41,900 What? 1034 00:51:42,100 --> 00:51:43,933 Sweet or dry? 1035 00:51:44,133 --> 00:51:46,767 Um, oh, just a little bit of both. 1036 00:51:48,266 --> 00:51:49,734 And for you, sir? 1037 00:51:49,934 --> 00:51:52,000 A white wine spritzer. 1038 00:51:56,467 --> 00:51:57,867 What's the special occasion? 1039 00:51:59,100 --> 00:52:00,667 It's our first lunch together. 1040 00:52:00,867 --> 00:52:02,300 Oh. 1041 00:52:02,500 --> 00:52:07,000 This will give us a chance to break down some of those corporate barriers. 1042 00:52:07,200 --> 00:52:08,267 - Right. - And by the end of lunch, 1043 00:52:08,467 --> 00:52:10,767 we'll probably be sharing our intimate histories, 1044 00:52:10,967 --> 00:52:13,233 stories about our first time. 1045 00:52:13,433 --> 00:52:16,667 Next thing you know, we'll be sharing a cigarette in post-coital bliss. 1046 00:52:16,867 --> 00:52:18,167 Are you talking about us having sex? 1047 00:52:18,367 --> 00:52:21,200 Hey, hold on. Slow down. You're moving too fast for me. 1048 00:52:21,400 --> 00:52:23,300 But if that's an area of interest to you, it can be arranged. 1049 00:52:23,500 --> 00:52:26,267 And if it doesn't, I was kidding. 1050 00:52:26,467 --> 00:52:28,066 The rosemary chicken is delicious here. 1051 00:52:29,333 --> 00:52:30,633 Very tender. 1052 00:52:38,000 --> 00:52:40,300 Well, thank you for lunch. 1053 00:52:40,500 --> 00:52:41,633 Any time. 1054 00:52:50,000 --> 00:52:52,634 Now she's kissing up to Gus? 1055 00:52:52,834 --> 00:52:56,333 I can't stand that conniving little snot! 1056 00:52:56,533 --> 00:52:57,767 Rose: Here's another one. 1057 00:52:57,967 --> 00:53:00,500 In Minneapolis, an 11th-grader beat up a schoolmate 1058 00:53:00,700 --> 00:53:03,850 over a rhinestone leather jacket and pair of Fiorucci jeans. 1059 00:53:04,050 --> 00:53:07,000 I just don't think that kids are gonna wanna wear uniforms. 1060 00:53:07,200 --> 00:53:10,400 I mean, don't you think that they're kind of plain, kind of boring? 1061 00:53:10,600 --> 00:53:14,100 Frankly, it's not up to the students to decide. 1062 00:53:14,300 --> 00:53:17,266 Next week, I'll sit the superintendent of schools down 1063 00:53:17,466 --> 00:53:18,933 over eggs Florentine, 1064 00:53:19,133 --> 00:53:21,966 and I'll convince him that mandatory school uniforms 1065 00:53:22,166 --> 00:53:25,000 are necessary for the safety of our school children. 1066 00:53:25,200 --> 00:53:27,233 Not to mention boosting GAW sales. 1067 00:53:27,433 --> 00:53:29,167 It'll be absolutely perfect. 1068 00:53:29,367 --> 00:53:32,800 I don't know. I mean, kids like to wear stuff that's them. 1069 00:53:33,000 --> 00:53:35,033 And my high school was like a fashion show. 1070 00:53:35,233 --> 00:53:37,233 Well, sure. Back then, it was safe. 1071 00:53:37,433 --> 00:53:39,233 But times, they are a-changing. 1072 00:53:39,433 --> 00:53:42,266 Yeah, I guess you're right. It was a long time ago. 1073 00:53:42,466 --> 00:53:43,333 Let's stop. 1074 00:53:43,533 --> 00:53:45,934 I'm exhausted, and I'm late to meet Gus. 1075 00:53:46,134 --> 00:53:49,133 What's the deal with you and him? 1076 00:53:49,333 --> 00:53:52,333 Well, we've been mutually unexclusive 1077 00:53:52,533 --> 00:53:53,700 for the last seven months. 1078 00:53:53,900 --> 00:53:56,867 I mean, I brought up the cohabitation topic recently, 1079 00:53:57,067 --> 00:53:59,033 and we gave it some serious thought. 1080 00:53:59,233 --> 00:54:02,400 We decided it would be more practical and convenient 1081 00:54:02,600 --> 00:54:05,567 if we maintained separate space. 1082 00:54:05,767 --> 00:54:08,467 Which basically means he isn't ready to commit. 1083 00:54:08,667 --> 00:54:09,833 But you know how they are. 1084 00:54:10,033 --> 00:54:12,266 They're all little boys pretending to be men, right? 1085 00:54:12,466 --> 00:54:14,700 Yeah, all the guys that I've dated have been boys. 1086 00:54:14,900 --> 00:54:17,817 Precisely. The Peter Pan syndrome. 1087 00:54:18,017 --> 00:54:20,475 God, I really need to get away. 1088 00:54:20,675 --> 00:54:22,933 Gus has been trying to talk me into 1089 00:54:23,133 --> 00:54:25,633 this wild, dirty weekend in Santa Barbara. 1090 00:54:25,833 --> 00:54:27,866 And I really wanna go, 1091 00:54:28,066 --> 00:54:29,500 but I don't want him to know that, 1092 00:54:29,700 --> 00:54:32,934 so I haven't been too enthusiastic about it. 1093 00:54:33,134 --> 00:54:34,600 Oh, yeah. I know how that goes. 1094 00:54:34,800 --> 00:54:39,433 But tonight, I think I'll start letting him try and persuade me. 1095 00:54:39,633 --> 00:54:40,834 Well, that'll do it. 1096 00:54:42,500 --> 00:54:45,200 Why don't you go on home and have a glass of wine 1097 00:54:45,400 --> 00:54:47,066 and put some cucumber slices on your eyes? 1098 00:54:47,266 --> 00:54:48,000 You'll feel much better. 1099 00:54:48,200 --> 00:54:50,567 Well, I'm all out of cucumbers. 1100 00:54:50,767 --> 00:54:52,000 Oh, Sue Ellen, 1101 00:54:52,200 --> 00:54:55,834 every girl over 25 should have a cucumber in the house. 1102 00:54:58,166 --> 00:54:59,767 ♪ Hey, yo ♪ 1103 00:55:01,166 --> 00:55:04,433 ♪ Oh... ♪ 1104 00:55:04,633 --> 00:55:06,467 Remember these things? They're great. 1105 00:55:06,667 --> 00:55:08,233 Come on. Bounce with me. 1106 00:55:08,433 --> 00:55:09,883 No, come on. I feel stupid. 1107 00:55:10,083 --> 00:55:11,333 We are too old to bounce. 1108 00:55:11,533 --> 00:55:14,800 Oh, come on. Bouncing is an ageless pastime, Swell. 1109 00:55:15,000 --> 00:55:16,000 Bryan, come on. 1110 00:55:16,200 --> 00:55:18,500 Would you feel more comfortable if I started bouncing first? 1111 00:55:18,700 --> 00:55:20,133 No. 1112 00:55:21,834 --> 00:55:26,633 ♪ The weightless feeling here is bliss ♪ 1113 00:55:26,833 --> 00:55:29,834 ♪ As I fly over you... ♪ 1114 00:55:30,034 --> 00:55:31,867 Come on! 1115 00:55:33,967 --> 00:55:39,000 ♪ I contemplate the lies and secrets ♪ 1116 00:55:39,200 --> 00:55:45,150 ♪ This is the best thing that has ever happened to me ♪ 1117 00:55:45,350 --> 00:55:51,108 ♪ These are the colors that I've always wanted to see ♪ 1118 00:55:51,308 --> 00:55:57,187 ♪ This is the best thing that has ever happened to me ♪ 1119 00:55:57,387 --> 00:56:03,266 ♪ These are the colors that I've always wanted to see ♪ 1120 00:56:03,466 --> 00:56:06,367 ♪ And although I've never said it before ♪ 1121 00:56:06,567 --> 00:56:11,500 ♪ I love you, I need you, I need you, I love you... ♪ 1122 00:56:11,700 --> 00:56:13,734 Why'd you stop? 1123 00:56:16,266 --> 00:56:17,533 Good moment. 1124 00:56:19,500 --> 00:56:21,367 Hey, hey, hey. 1125 00:56:21,567 --> 00:56:23,700 You're gonna have to get off those things. 1126 00:56:28,000 --> 00:56:29,634 ♪ This is the best thing... ♪ 1127 00:56:29,834 --> 00:56:31,933 Bryan: You know, Wild Chuck's playing at Club Lago next week. 1128 00:56:32,133 --> 00:56:34,233 - You wanna go? - Swell: Mm, nah. You have to be over 21. 1129 00:56:34,433 --> 00:56:36,167 Bryan: Oh, yeah. A drag. Hey, I'm off tomorrow. 1130 00:56:36,367 --> 00:56:38,200 I'm gonna go to the beach with some buddies. You wanna come? 1131 00:56:38,400 --> 00:56:40,066 Oh, I can't. I've got work. 1132 00:56:40,266 --> 00:56:41,934 Oh, yeah. The grind. 1133 00:56:43,333 --> 00:56:45,633 Hey, you wanna go to a Dodger game tomorrow night? 1134 00:56:45,833 --> 00:56:46,800 Yeah, that sounds good. 1135 00:56:47,000 --> 00:56:48,867 Yeah, my sister and her boyfriend got some extra tickets. 1136 00:56:49,067 --> 00:56:50,167 Box seats. 1137 00:56:50,367 --> 00:56:51,467 Uh, no, wait. 1138 00:56:51,667 --> 00:56:52,800 I can't. 1139 00:56:53,000 --> 00:56:54,667 I just remembered I hate baseball. 1140 00:56:55,767 --> 00:56:56,867 You hate baseball? 1141 00:56:58,266 --> 00:57:01,266 Okay. Well, then we'll just do something else. 1142 00:57:01,466 --> 00:57:03,500 - Just the two of us. - Okay, good. 1143 00:57:03,700 --> 00:57:06,200 So, I'll pick you up at work around, what, 6:00? 1144 00:57:06,400 --> 00:57:07,700 Uh, no. Don't do that. 1145 00:57:07,900 --> 00:57:09,800 I'll just call you when I get home. 1146 00:57:10,000 --> 00:57:11,700 Swell, what's going on? 1147 00:57:11,900 --> 00:57:14,233 Nothing. Going out tomorrow night's great. 1148 00:57:14,433 --> 00:57:16,433 Yeah, well, then why won't you tell me where you work? 1149 00:57:16,633 --> 00:57:18,333 What, are you doing something illegal? 1150 00:57:18,533 --> 00:57:20,066 Are you working for the mob? 1151 00:57:20,266 --> 00:57:21,400 No. 1152 00:57:21,600 --> 00:57:24,600 I, um, just don't want you to know, okay? 1153 00:57:24,800 --> 00:57:27,734 Well, what if I wanted to send you flowers or something? 1154 00:57:27,934 --> 00:57:30,066 Well, you could send them to the house. 1155 00:57:30,266 --> 00:57:31,600 Well, who'd sign for them? 1156 00:57:31,800 --> 00:57:33,966 - One of the kids. - And what if they're not here? 1157 00:57:34,166 --> 00:57:37,667 - I mean, why are you making this so complicated? - Then don't send me flowers. 1158 00:57:37,867 --> 00:57:40,433 I just wanna know what it is you do all day, that's all. 1159 00:57:40,633 --> 00:57:42,267 Oh, come on. Drop it. 1160 00:57:42,467 --> 00:57:44,533 Stop acting like Henry VIII. 1161 00:57:44,733 --> 00:57:46,650 Look, just forget it, okay? 1162 00:57:46,850 --> 00:57:48,567 I'm sorry I cared, really. 1163 00:57:48,767 --> 00:57:51,000 Well, that's a shitty thing to say. 1164 00:57:51,200 --> 00:57:53,967 You're just pissed off because I don't wanna meet your sister. 1165 00:57:54,167 --> 00:57:56,933 Swell, who cares about my sister? 1166 00:57:57,133 --> 00:57:59,700 I mean, all I said was that she's been in a major slump lately 1167 00:57:59,900 --> 00:58:01,616 'cause of that backstabber at her office. 1168 00:58:01,816 --> 00:58:03,533 How do you know this woman is a backstabber? 1169 00:58:03,733 --> 00:58:05,233 Maybe she's nice, Bryan. 1170 00:58:05,433 --> 00:58:07,433 Why do you have to be so judgmental about her? 1171 00:58:07,633 --> 00:58:10,166 Look, Swell, what's up with you, huh? 1172 00:58:11,767 --> 00:58:14,633 I mean, are... are you seeing someone else or what? 1173 00:58:14,833 --> 00:58:16,400 'Cause, I mean, that's what it sounds like. 1174 00:58:16,600 --> 00:58:18,900 You know, I mean, if you're seeing some other guy or something, 1175 00:58:19,100 --> 00:58:20,333 you don't have to do all this. 1176 00:58:20,533 --> 00:58:22,800 You could just tell me. Just be honest. 1177 00:58:23,000 --> 00:58:25,133 No, there is nobody else, okay? 1178 00:58:26,667 --> 00:58:29,333 I just wish that you could respect my privacy, that's all. 1179 00:58:29,533 --> 00:58:32,300 Yeah, well, I'd respect your privacy if you weren't so secretive. 1180 00:58:32,500 --> 00:58:35,166 Well, I'd tell you more if you didn't wanna know so much. 1181 00:58:35,366 --> 00:58:36,734 Okay. 1182 00:58:38,100 --> 00:58:39,000 Fine. 1183 00:58:41,033 --> 00:58:42,534 I'm out of here. 1184 00:58:42,734 --> 00:58:46,634 ♪ In a perfect world ♪ 1185 00:58:46,834 --> 00:58:50,684 ♪ It would never end like this ♪ 1186 00:58:50,884 --> 00:58:54,734 ♪ There'd be something we could do ♪ 1187 00:58:59,233 --> 00:59:02,233 ♪ In a perfect world ♪ 1188 00:59:03,533 --> 00:59:07,483 ♪ Lovers wake up with a kiss ♪ 1189 00:59:07,683 --> 00:59:11,633 ♪ And their wishes all come true ♪ 1190 00:59:15,400 --> 00:59:17,800 ♪ But here we are ♪ 1191 00:59:18,000 --> 00:59:21,534 ♪ I thought you belonged to me ♪ 1192 00:59:21,734 --> 00:59:25,866 ♪ It seemed like the perfect arrangement ♪ 1193 00:59:26,066 --> 00:59:31,133 ♪ Ain't it funny when you find how wrong you can be? ♪ 1194 00:59:31,333 --> 00:59:32,667 ♪ 'Cause, oh ♪ 1195 00:59:32,867 --> 00:59:37,467 ♪ This ain't no perfect world ♪ 1196 00:59:37,667 --> 00:59:39,400 ♪ I've got my problems ♪ 1197 00:59:39,600 --> 00:59:44,250 ♪ No, this ain't no perfect world ♪ 1198 00:59:44,450 --> 00:59:49,100 ♪ You've got your problems, too ♪ 1199 00:59:50,533 --> 00:59:52,950 ♪ Now what do we do? ♪ 1200 00:59:53,150 --> 00:59:55,567 ♪ In a perfect world... ♪ 1201 01:00:00,700 --> 01:00:02,433 Oh. 1202 01:00:11,500 --> 01:00:13,716 Doesn't look like Julia's. 1203 01:00:13,916 --> 01:00:16,133 Shut up, quizoid. Eat. 1204 01:00:18,200 --> 01:00:20,233 - You're up. - Yeah, I've been at it all night. 1205 01:00:20,433 --> 01:00:21,950 Check these babies out. 1206 01:00:22,150 --> 01:00:23,467 Beautiful Belgian waffles. 1207 01:00:23,667 --> 01:00:25,467 Julia made them on her show yesterday. 1208 01:00:25,667 --> 01:00:27,467 Did you turn the air conditioner on? 1209 01:00:27,667 --> 01:00:29,100 Yeah, well, uh, I was hot. 1210 01:00:29,300 --> 01:00:31,066 Look, I'm stuck with the bills. 1211 01:00:31,266 --> 01:00:34,166 I would like to keep that thermostat at 76, okay? 1212 01:00:35,333 --> 01:00:37,333 Wow, you take these things so personally. 1213 01:00:46,033 --> 01:00:47,250 Where are all the dishes? 1214 01:00:47,450 --> 01:00:48,825 They're in the dishwasher. 1215 01:00:49,025 --> 01:00:50,629 Swell: Well, then empty it. 1216 01:00:50,829 --> 01:00:52,433 Well, that's Zach's job. 1217 01:00:53,967 --> 01:00:55,233 I'll do it later. 1218 01:00:55,433 --> 01:00:57,683 Melissa, it was your turn to dump the trash. 1219 01:00:57,883 --> 01:01:00,133 Well, I couldn't fit it into my schedule. 1220 01:01:11,667 --> 01:01:13,267 Bryan didn't call, you know? 1221 01:01:13,467 --> 01:01:15,617 Melissa: Why not call this dead horse? 1222 01:01:15,817 --> 01:01:17,767 Because I am letting him cool off. 1223 01:01:17,967 --> 01:01:21,866 I'll call him in a few weeks when all this is over. 1224 01:01:22,066 --> 01:01:25,233 I can just go to the beach and take a towel and a Walkman 1225 01:01:25,433 --> 01:01:26,950 and lie in the sand 1226 01:01:27,150 --> 01:01:28,467 and rub oil on myself, 1227 01:01:28,667 --> 01:01:30,667 and I won't have to interface with anybody, 1228 01:01:30,867 --> 01:01:31,834 and get tanned. 1229 01:01:32,034 --> 01:01:32,700 Oh, yeah. 1230 01:01:32,900 --> 01:01:34,133 Little League signups are at 11:30. 1231 01:01:34,333 --> 01:01:36,367 - Don't forget. - Melissa, I can't today. 1232 01:01:36,567 --> 01:01:37,667 I've got a sales meeting. 1233 01:01:37,867 --> 01:01:39,200 But you promised. 1234 01:01:40,433 --> 01:01:42,200 I know. I'm sorry. 1235 01:01:42,400 --> 01:01:43,634 You're gonna be late for work. 1236 01:01:43,834 --> 01:01:47,767 Yeah, yeah. Well, enjoy your childhood. 1237 01:02:00,567 --> 01:02:02,383 DJ on radio: Traffic is really tied up 1238 01:02:02,583 --> 01:02:04,400 on both the northbound and southbound 405. 1239 01:02:06,567 --> 01:02:10,066 Girl: You looked so incredible in that bathing suit. 1240 01:02:10,266 --> 01:02:11,667 It was unbelievable. 1241 01:02:39,233 --> 01:02:41,033 Sue Ellen! 1242 01:02:41,233 --> 01:02:43,867 Operation Eggs Florentine was a rousing success! 1243 01:02:44,067 --> 01:02:45,267 The school board's gonna vote on it. 1244 01:02:45,467 --> 01:02:48,467 The superintendent needs cost estimates from us by Wednesday. 1245 01:02:48,667 --> 01:02:50,667 This is going to triple our profit margin, 1246 01:02:50,867 --> 01:02:55,000 and we'll finally, finally prove ourselves to New York. 1247 01:02:55,200 --> 01:02:57,133 Oh, you got roses. 1248 01:02:57,333 --> 01:02:59,000 And, uh, who might they be from? 1249 01:02:59,200 --> 01:03:00,700 Uh, no. They're for you. 1250 01:03:03,600 --> 01:03:06,100 Well, obviously our weekend away in Santa Barbara 1251 01:03:06,300 --> 01:03:08,333 was the turning point for us. 1252 01:03:08,533 --> 01:03:10,300 Shades of real intimacy. 1253 01:03:10,500 --> 01:03:14,834 Sue Ellen, Sue Ellen, have you ever had a 48-hour orgasm? 1254 01:03:15,034 --> 01:03:16,567 No, I've never been to Santa Barbara. 1255 01:03:16,767 --> 01:03:18,600 Look at me. I'm glowing! 1256 01:03:18,800 --> 01:03:20,583 The man makes me glow. Am I glowing? 1257 01:03:20,783 --> 01:03:23,141 Yeah, you're a little bit shiny. 1258 01:03:23,341 --> 01:03:25,737 Oh, God. I feel like a teenager. 1259 01:03:25,937 --> 01:03:28,333 Oh, um, here are your messages. 1260 01:03:28,533 --> 01:03:29,567 Great. Thanks. 1261 01:03:29,767 --> 01:03:31,734 Well, I'm gonna go glow in my office. 1262 01:03:38,033 --> 01:03:40,500 I stole her resume from personnel, 1263 01:03:40,700 --> 01:03:41,734 checked her out. 1264 01:03:41,934 --> 01:03:45,066 Now, I had a feeling none of these companies ever heard of her. 1265 01:03:45,266 --> 01:03:46,567 I'm going to Rose. 1266 01:03:46,767 --> 01:03:48,967 Yeah, but wait a minute. The void's getting by. 1267 01:03:49,167 --> 01:03:51,133 Shh. 1268 01:03:53,367 --> 01:03:54,716 And Rose loves her. 1269 01:03:54,916 --> 01:03:56,066 She's not gonna care. 1270 01:03:56,266 --> 01:03:58,767 You've got to get something better on her than that. 1271 01:04:00,567 --> 01:04:03,533 I mean, what did she do, copy it from a resume book? 1272 01:04:07,367 --> 01:04:10,400 Crandell house? We got your home entertainment center. 1273 01:04:10,600 --> 01:04:13,700 Yeah! Uh, set it up right over there. 1274 01:04:13,900 --> 01:04:16,000 Man on phone: The vote on the uniform issue's been pushed up. 1275 01:04:16,200 --> 01:04:17,700 I need those cost estimates today. 1276 01:04:17,900 --> 01:04:21,033 Robert, I don't see there being any dilemma with that at all. 1277 01:04:21,233 --> 01:04:22,833 We'll messenger them right over. 1278 01:04:23,033 --> 01:04:27,066 Sue Ellen, how are the cost estimates for the superintendent coming? 1279 01:04:27,266 --> 01:04:29,283 He needs them this afternoon. 1280 01:04:29,483 --> 01:04:31,500 I'm right on top of that, Rose. 1281 01:04:42,233 --> 01:04:43,833 Hi. Where's Cathy? 1282 01:04:44,033 --> 01:04:46,533 I don't know. I'm a temp. 1283 01:04:46,733 --> 01:04:47,700 Can I help you? 1284 01:04:50,233 --> 01:04:52,433 - She doesn't wanna go to the baseball game. - Bryan, just call her. 1285 01:04:52,633 --> 01:04:54,200 Call her. 1286 01:04:55,700 --> 01:04:57,683 Oh, hi, Carolyn. I'm sick. 1287 01:04:57,883 --> 01:04:59,667 Um, this is a QED report. 1288 01:04:59,867 --> 01:05:01,866 I promised Sue Ellen I'd do it for her. 1289 01:05:02,066 --> 01:05:04,767 Could you see that she gets it? It's really important. 1290 01:05:04,967 --> 01:05:06,300 - Thanks. - Thank you. 1291 01:05:08,000 --> 01:05:09,534 Bryan: I don't know, Carol. 1292 01:05:09,734 --> 01:05:11,967 I don't know why, but she's keeping things from me. 1293 01:05:12,167 --> 01:05:13,950 I think it's this other guy, but I don't know. 1294 01:05:14,150 --> 01:05:15,925 Maybe I should just do something crazy, you know, 1295 01:05:16,125 --> 01:05:17,900 like just go and, like, sweep her off her feet. 1296 01:05:18,100 --> 01:05:20,033 Bry, just forget about her. 1297 01:05:20,233 --> 01:05:23,200 She's not worth it. You deserve better than that. 1298 01:05:23,400 --> 01:05:24,934 Is there a problem, Sue Ellen? 1299 01:05:33,300 --> 01:05:34,850 Sue Ellen. 1300 01:05:35,050 --> 01:05:36,400 Gus. Hi. 1301 01:05:36,600 --> 01:05:38,000 Don't say anything. 1302 01:05:38,200 --> 01:05:40,500 - I understand. - What do you understand? 1303 01:05:40,700 --> 01:05:44,767 Well, now, either the scenario is 1304 01:05:44,967 --> 01:05:49,333 that you want to politely thank me for the roses, 1305 01:05:49,533 --> 01:05:53,900 or you... you burst in here wanting to be impulsive 1306 01:05:54,100 --> 01:05:56,433 and ask me to, uh, 1307 01:05:56,633 --> 01:05:59,200 go to Carmel with you this weekend. 1308 01:05:59,400 --> 01:06:00,433 Sure. 1309 01:06:00,633 --> 01:06:02,133 We'll fly. I have my pilot's license. 1310 01:06:02,333 --> 01:06:03,834 Gus, maybe I gave you the wrong idea, 1311 01:06:04,034 --> 01:06:05,300 but I'm not interested in you. 1312 01:06:05,500 --> 01:06:07,533 Then why did you burst through my door 1313 01:06:07,733 --> 01:06:10,033 so determined, so eager? 1314 01:06:10,233 --> 01:06:12,816 Gus, why are you doing this to Rose? 1315 01:06:13,016 --> 01:06:15,400 Hey, look, I'm kidding! 1316 01:06:15,600 --> 01:06:17,333 Hold on, maybe I gave you the wrong idea. 1317 01:06:17,533 --> 01:06:19,266 Why don't we just start with the symphony? 1318 01:06:19,466 --> 01:06:20,800 I'm not starting anything with you. 1319 01:06:23,333 --> 01:06:25,100 Thanks, guys! Bye. 1320 01:06:25,300 --> 01:06:26,266 Any time. 1321 01:06:34,600 --> 01:06:35,767 Awesome. 1322 01:06:52,700 --> 01:06:54,700 Hey, Scruff, I say next batch 1323 01:06:54,900 --> 01:06:58,367 we do more mocha Swiss amaretto ones. 1324 01:06:58,567 --> 01:06:59,700 Mocha Swiss, got it. 1325 01:07:01,133 --> 01:07:02,467 Kenny? 1326 01:07:02,667 --> 01:07:04,333 - Mocha... - Kenny, I need you! 1327 01:07:04,533 --> 01:07:06,066 Gourmet munchies, man. 1328 01:07:06,266 --> 01:07:07,166 Come help! 1329 01:07:08,333 --> 01:07:10,767 Something's wrong with the TV antenna. 1330 01:07:10,967 --> 01:07:11,833 I'm in a meeting. 1331 01:07:12,033 --> 01:07:14,800 Uh, have Bob Barker help you. 1332 01:07:38,734 --> 01:07:40,950 Hey, Scruff. Go long. 1333 01:07:41,150 --> 01:07:43,367 Oh. Thanks. Awesome. 1334 01:07:53,433 --> 01:07:56,233 What is that sound, dude? 1335 01:07:56,433 --> 01:07:57,867 There's something up there, man. 1336 01:08:13,467 --> 01:08:14,850 Whoa! 1337 01:08:15,050 --> 01:08:16,233 Help! 1338 01:08:16,433 --> 01:08:18,433 - Somebody help me! - Whoa. 1339 01:08:22,066 --> 01:08:22,967 Dude! 1340 01:08:24,867 --> 01:08:26,400 Walter! 1341 01:08:26,600 --> 01:08:28,133 Ow! 1342 01:08:30,367 --> 01:08:31,850 Holy shit. 1343 01:08:32,050 --> 01:08:33,533 Oh, Sue Ellen. 1344 01:08:35,633 --> 01:08:38,033 - Paycheck. - Thank you. 1345 01:08:47,333 --> 01:08:49,200 Sue Ellen, where have you been? 1346 01:08:49,400 --> 01:08:50,734 Where's the QED report? 1347 01:08:50,934 --> 01:08:55,400 - Rose, I... I tried... - Carolyn: Ah, yes, the QED report. 1348 01:08:55,600 --> 01:08:57,200 I have that for you, Rose. 1349 01:08:58,333 --> 01:08:59,667 What are you doing with it? 1350 01:08:59,867 --> 01:09:02,000 Sue Ellen, what is Carolyn doing with it? 1351 01:09:02,200 --> 01:09:03,767 Cathy Henderson brought it by. 1352 01:09:03,967 --> 01:09:07,333 Seems she's been covering for Sue Ellen, doing her work for her. 1353 01:09:07,533 --> 01:09:09,533 You let Cathy do the QED report? 1354 01:09:09,733 --> 01:09:10,867 Uh-huh. 1355 01:09:16,066 --> 01:09:18,700 I was wondering how you were gonna get that 1356 01:09:18,900 --> 01:09:21,267 and the research for the school presentation done. 1357 01:09:21,467 --> 01:09:25,100 Bravo. You really know how to delegate responsibility. 1358 01:09:25,300 --> 01:09:28,000 Carolyn, you wanna be executive material? 1359 01:09:28,200 --> 01:09:30,583 Keep an eye on Sue Ellen. 1360 01:09:30,783 --> 01:09:33,166 You... you are a paragon. 1361 01:09:35,367 --> 01:09:36,467 Ooh. 1362 01:09:36,667 --> 01:09:38,800 - Oh. - Rose. 1363 01:09:39,000 --> 01:09:40,300 Lunch? 1364 01:09:41,433 --> 01:09:43,100 General Apparel West. 1365 01:09:43,300 --> 01:09:46,500 - Thanks for the roses. - She's really busy right now. Can I take a message? 1366 01:09:46,700 --> 01:09:48,767 - Is this a joke? - Don't mention it. 1367 01:09:48,967 --> 01:09:51,567 Sue Ellen? River Ridge Hospital's on line three. 1368 01:09:51,767 --> 01:09:53,066 There's an emergency with your son. 1369 01:09:53,266 --> 01:09:54,600 Oh, my son. 1370 01:09:54,800 --> 01:09:56,567 - Your son? - Her son? 1371 01:09:56,767 --> 01:09:58,600 Hello? 1372 01:09:58,800 --> 01:10:01,000 Uh, yes, this is Mrs. Crandell. 1373 01:10:02,367 --> 01:10:03,600 What?! 1374 01:10:03,800 --> 01:10:05,100 Oh, my God. 1375 01:10:05,300 --> 01:10:06,500 Okay, okay, I'll be right there. 1376 01:10:06,700 --> 01:10:08,700 Will you please tell him I will be right there? 1377 01:10:08,900 --> 01:10:10,350 All right. Thank you. 1378 01:10:10,550 --> 01:10:12,358 Are you all right? 1379 01:10:12,558 --> 01:10:14,167 Uh, yeah. I hope so. 1380 01:10:14,367 --> 01:10:15,834 I didn't know you were married. 1381 01:10:16,034 --> 01:10:17,800 Um, I'm not. I'm divorced. 1382 01:10:18,000 --> 01:10:20,266 It's... it's a painful memory. I don't like to talk about it. 1383 01:10:33,600 --> 01:10:35,600 Hi. Um, I'm looking for Walter Crandell. 1384 01:10:35,800 --> 01:10:36,950 You called about 20 minutes... 1385 01:10:37,150 --> 01:10:38,525 Swell, I don't know if he's okay. 1386 01:10:38,725 --> 01:10:40,100 He's in with the doctor right now. 1387 01:10:40,300 --> 01:10:41,233 He better be okay. 1388 01:10:41,433 --> 01:10:42,934 - Okay, okay, what happened? - I'm sorry. 1389 01:10:43,134 --> 01:10:44,367 Mrs. Crandell. 1390 01:10:44,567 --> 01:10:46,200 I'm Dr. Permutter. Here he is. 1391 01:10:46,400 --> 01:10:49,500 Oh, my God. Yeah, hi. I'm... I'm Mrs. Crandell. 1392 01:10:49,700 --> 01:10:50,950 - Hi. - Walter's mom. 1393 01:10:51,150 --> 01:10:52,200 How is he? What happened? 1394 01:10:52,400 --> 01:10:54,533 Walter, how do you feel, honey? Are you okay? 1395 01:10:54,733 --> 01:10:56,867 It's a clean break. It should heal nicely. 1396 01:10:57,067 --> 01:10:59,000 I fell off the roof. 1397 01:10:59,200 --> 01:11:01,516 What was he doing on the roof, Kenny? 1398 01:11:01,716 --> 01:11:03,833 I wasn't there. I should've been. 1399 01:11:04,033 --> 01:11:06,333 Well, I mean, not on the roof, but I should've been with him, 1400 01:11:06,533 --> 01:11:07,933 taking care of him, 1401 01:11:08,133 --> 01:11:11,400 reading "Green Eggs and Ham" or some shit like that. 1402 01:11:11,600 --> 01:11:13,567 Walt, man, I'm really sorry. 1403 01:11:13,767 --> 01:11:15,967 You'll have to bring him back for a walking cast 1404 01:11:16,167 --> 01:11:17,734 in about six weeks. 1405 01:11:17,934 --> 01:11:20,534 Have him take one of those if he has any pain. 1406 01:11:20,734 --> 01:11:23,834 Walt, we'll stop and get you an ice cream cone, okay? 1407 01:11:24,034 --> 01:11:26,233 That doesn't make up for your irresponsibility. 1408 01:11:26,433 --> 01:11:28,500 Look, I screwed up! 1409 01:11:28,700 --> 01:11:30,000 I'm sorry. 1410 01:11:30,200 --> 01:11:32,967 Is he your son, too? 1411 01:11:33,167 --> 01:11:35,300 Uh, no. 1412 01:11:35,500 --> 01:11:36,900 He's my stepson. 1413 01:11:37,100 --> 01:11:40,233 Yeah, that's why we don't get along so well. 1414 01:11:40,433 --> 01:11:41,900 Well, we better get on home for supper. 1415 01:11:42,100 --> 01:11:44,734 I'm making pot roast. It's Walter's favorite. 1416 01:11:44,934 --> 01:11:46,000 Come on, kids. Let's go. 1417 01:11:46,200 --> 01:11:47,500 Chop, chop! 1418 01:11:47,700 --> 01:11:49,066 Take it easy, now. 1419 01:11:49,266 --> 01:11:50,433 Help your brother. 1420 01:11:50,633 --> 01:11:52,200 I can't believe you let this happen to him. 1421 01:11:52,400 --> 01:11:54,300 - Go to hell. - Damn it, Kenny. Ugh! 1422 01:12:02,834 --> 01:12:04,833 - Shit. - What? 1423 01:12:05,033 --> 01:12:07,767 My check is only for $735. 1424 01:12:07,967 --> 01:12:10,683 I thought you were getting, like, over a grand. 1425 01:12:10,883 --> 01:12:13,491 Taxes. They took half of my money away for taxes. 1426 01:12:13,691 --> 01:12:16,100 And some savings and pension plan. 1427 01:12:16,300 --> 01:12:18,833 Well, at least I made enough 1428 01:12:19,033 --> 01:12:20,934 to cover what we spent in petty cash. 1429 01:12:21,134 --> 01:12:21,933 Walter, how you doing? 1430 01:12:22,133 --> 01:12:23,333 Hey, "Hollywood Squares" are on. 1431 01:12:23,533 --> 01:12:25,133 Hey, bitchin'! 1432 01:12:29,867 --> 01:12:32,200 Man on TV: Sunlight has real lemon juice. 1433 01:12:33,800 --> 01:12:34,966 Where'd this come from? 1434 01:12:35,166 --> 01:12:37,166 Japan. It's state of the art. 1435 01:12:37,366 --> 01:12:39,167 Well, yeah, it's really nice, 1436 01:12:39,367 --> 01:12:42,967 but, uh, where'd you get the money for something so state of the art? 1437 01:12:43,167 --> 01:12:44,433 Well, it was petty cash money. 1438 01:12:44,633 --> 01:12:46,433 You were spending petty cash money. 1439 01:12:46,633 --> 01:12:49,700 Zach, I bought a pair of boots and a magazine! 1440 01:12:49,900 --> 01:12:51,800 You bought a home entertainment center? 1441 01:12:52,000 --> 01:12:53,350 It's Walter's idea. 1442 01:12:53,550 --> 01:12:54,700 Well, it's going back. 1443 01:12:54,900 --> 01:12:57,550 We can't take it back. We got it on sale. 1444 01:12:57,750 --> 01:13:00,200 It wasn't your money. It was my money. 1445 01:13:00,400 --> 01:13:02,834 Oh, well, now, it wasn't really your money either. 1446 01:13:03,034 --> 01:13:04,400 You embezzled it. 1447 01:13:04,600 --> 01:13:06,300 I did not embezzle it. 1448 01:13:06,500 --> 01:13:07,600 I borrowed it. 1449 01:13:07,800 --> 01:13:09,800 And I was gonna put it back after my next paycheck, 1450 01:13:10,000 --> 01:13:11,467 but we can't afford all this. 1451 01:13:12,667 --> 01:13:14,700 How could you do this? 1452 01:13:14,900 --> 01:13:16,266 You would never steal from Mom. 1453 01:13:17,533 --> 01:13:19,633 That's because Mom never had that much. 1454 01:13:23,166 --> 01:13:24,734 There's only $30 left. 1455 01:13:24,934 --> 01:13:28,100 Well, you should see the Zsa Zsa diamond ring he bought for Cynthia. 1456 01:13:30,000 --> 01:13:31,600 You bought her a diamond? 1457 01:13:31,800 --> 01:13:34,033 - How much was it, Zach? - It was a chip. 1458 01:13:34,233 --> 01:13:36,266 - Well, get it back from her. - Diamonds are forever. 1459 01:13:36,466 --> 01:13:37,900 Melissa: Hey, and I needed a new bike. 1460 01:13:38,100 --> 01:13:40,567 And I got Walter the new home edition of "Super Password" 1461 01:13:40,767 --> 01:13:42,600 and Elvis a new chew toy. 1462 01:13:42,800 --> 01:13:44,633 You have spent over $3,000? 1463 01:13:47,867 --> 01:13:49,900 You're grounded. You are all grounded. 1464 01:13:50,100 --> 01:13:52,066 How could you steal from me? 1465 01:13:52,266 --> 01:13:54,233 Well, now, they didn't really steal. 1466 01:13:54,433 --> 01:13:55,367 They borrowed. 1467 01:13:55,567 --> 01:13:57,767 They were just following your irresponsible example. 1468 01:13:57,967 --> 01:13:59,883 Oh, shut up, Kenny. 1469 01:14:00,083 --> 01:14:01,800 I am in deep shit! 1470 01:14:02,000 --> 01:14:04,333 Quit your job. Get out while you can. 1471 01:14:04,533 --> 01:14:05,333 I'm an embezzler. 1472 01:14:05,533 --> 01:14:07,200 They're gonna throw me in prison. 1473 01:14:07,400 --> 01:14:10,734 Nah, the judge will probably go easy on you considering you're a minor. 1474 01:14:10,934 --> 01:14:12,750 I'm not gonna give up. 1475 01:14:12,950 --> 01:14:14,567 We'll just economize. 1476 01:14:14,767 --> 01:14:17,900 I'll keep working. I'll work overtime if I have to. 1477 01:14:18,100 --> 01:14:21,934 A few more paychecks, I'll be able to put it back, and no one's gonna know, right? 1478 01:14:22,134 --> 01:14:23,233 I'm innocent. 1479 01:14:26,033 --> 01:14:27,433 GAW is history. 1480 01:14:27,633 --> 01:14:29,767 - We're all gonna be out of a job. - What?! 1481 01:14:29,967 --> 01:14:31,733 The school board rejected it. 1482 01:14:31,933 --> 01:14:33,500 You were right, Sue Ellen. 1483 01:14:33,700 --> 01:14:35,767 The students got wind of it last night 1484 01:14:35,967 --> 01:14:37,367 and held a huge protest. 1485 01:14:37,567 --> 01:14:40,233 They burned uniforms in effigy. 1486 01:14:40,433 --> 01:14:41,634 This was our last hope. 1487 01:14:41,834 --> 01:14:44,834 We're probably all gonna be canned tomorrow. 1488 01:14:46,700 --> 01:14:49,133 Well, listen, Rose. Can't you call New York? 1489 01:14:49,333 --> 01:14:51,633 I mean, convince them to give us a little bit more time 1490 01:14:51,833 --> 01:14:52,633 so we can keep working? 1491 01:14:52,833 --> 01:14:53,500 Oh, why bother? 1492 01:14:53,700 --> 01:14:55,833 It's not the end of the world. 1493 01:14:56,033 --> 01:14:59,166 - It's just a job. - But, Rose, I need this job. 1494 01:14:59,366 --> 01:15:00,700 And, Rose, um... 1495 01:15:01,867 --> 01:15:03,366 I have to tell you I, uh... 1496 01:15:03,566 --> 01:15:04,866 I kind of have a problem. 1497 01:15:05,066 --> 01:15:07,300 You're not gonna have a problem. 1498 01:15:07,500 --> 01:15:09,534 You're gonna be fine, believe me. 1499 01:15:09,734 --> 01:15:12,400 With all your qualifications and background, 1500 01:15:12,600 --> 01:15:14,950 you're gonna land an even better job. 1501 01:15:15,150 --> 01:15:17,208 And, Sue Ellen, do me a favor, would you? 1502 01:15:17,408 --> 01:15:19,287 Would you break the news to Franklin? 1503 01:15:19,487 --> 01:15:21,367 You're so good at dealing with the staff. 1504 01:15:25,200 --> 01:15:27,200 Franklin, believe me. 1505 01:15:27,400 --> 01:15:29,433 With your qualifications and background, 1506 01:15:29,633 --> 01:15:31,100 you'll land an even better job. 1507 01:15:32,967 --> 01:15:34,600 Thanks, Sue Ellen. 1508 01:15:36,567 --> 01:15:39,000 You've been a real trouper 1509 01:15:39,200 --> 01:15:40,534 right to the end. 1510 01:15:40,734 --> 01:15:43,433 I'm gonna miss you. 1511 01:16:53,800 --> 01:16:55,267 Rose. 1512 01:16:55,467 --> 01:16:56,700 I have an idea. 1513 01:16:56,900 --> 01:17:00,900 Sue Ellen, this is gonna save our collective asses. 1514 01:17:01,100 --> 01:17:02,634 It's fabulous. 1515 01:17:02,834 --> 01:17:05,233 Now, I don't want New York to know anything about this 1516 01:17:05,433 --> 01:17:07,316 because they'd never approve funding. 1517 01:17:07,516 --> 01:17:09,491 So, you'll need to rent a banquet hall. 1518 01:17:09,691 --> 01:17:11,667 You do have enough from petty cash, right? 1519 01:17:11,867 --> 01:17:12,967 Well, um... 1520 01:17:15,033 --> 01:17:17,600 Rose, I have to tell you something. 1521 01:17:17,800 --> 01:17:18,867 Go ahead, honey. 1522 01:17:23,033 --> 01:17:26,083 You know, banquet halls are so impersonal. 1523 01:17:26,283 --> 01:17:29,333 My house is fabulous. We can have it there. 1524 01:17:29,533 --> 01:17:31,483 It'll be absolutely perfect. 1525 01:17:31,683 --> 01:17:33,433 Look, we are a family of felons. 1526 01:17:33,633 --> 01:17:35,600 Our summer of freedom is gonna be a winter prison 1527 01:17:35,800 --> 01:17:37,000 if I don't get some help. 1528 01:17:37,200 --> 01:17:39,500 Now, I want this place spick-and-span by Saturday night 1529 01:17:39,700 --> 01:17:41,100 or I'm turning us all in. 1530 01:17:41,300 --> 01:17:42,700 Are you with me? 1531 01:17:42,900 --> 01:17:44,167 Hmm? 1532 01:17:44,367 --> 01:17:46,266 Guys, what do you say? 1533 01:17:46,466 --> 01:17:47,600 - Yeah. - Yeah? 1534 01:17:47,800 --> 01:17:49,934 - Come on, what do you say? - All right, yeah! 1535 01:17:50,134 --> 01:17:51,333 All right, Swell. We're with ya! 1536 01:17:51,533 --> 01:17:52,867 Rock 'n' roll! 1537 01:17:55,867 --> 01:17:59,300 ♪ Ooh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah... ♪ 1538 01:18:04,467 --> 01:18:05,633 Thank you. 1539 01:18:12,967 --> 01:18:15,433 - I want you to take a look at these. - I don't know, Sue Ellen. 1540 01:18:15,633 --> 01:18:16,700 This is really risky. 1541 01:18:16,900 --> 01:18:18,933 Okay, let me... let me show you one more thing. 1542 01:18:19,133 --> 01:18:21,333 All right, here we have a normal waiter's uniform. 1543 01:18:21,533 --> 01:18:23,734 But I was thinking of maybe changing the color 1544 01:18:23,934 --> 01:18:25,133 or keeping it black and white. 1545 01:18:25,333 --> 01:18:27,500 You could have it in turquoise and black or red and black. 1546 01:18:27,700 --> 01:18:31,266 ♪ Well, that's the struggle, a push and pull ♪ 1547 01:18:31,466 --> 01:18:35,033 ♪ You pull together and you'll get through ♪ 1548 01:18:35,233 --> 01:18:38,300 ♪ And nothing's good, nothing's bad ♪ 1549 01:18:38,500 --> 01:18:41,734 ♪ It's what you make it when you get there ♪ 1550 01:18:41,934 --> 01:18:43,683 ♪ Stand or fall ♪ 1551 01:18:43,883 --> 01:18:45,433 ♪ Dig down deep ♪ 1552 01:18:45,633 --> 01:18:48,833 ♪ Hold the water or drown at sea ♪ 1553 01:18:49,033 --> 01:18:51,516 ♪ You can't break these chains... ♪ 1554 01:18:51,716 --> 01:18:54,000 ♪ Together forever ♪ 1555 01:18:54,200 --> 01:18:55,534 ♪ No matter what you say ♪ 1556 01:18:55,734 --> 01:18:58,567 ♪ You can't break these chains ♪ 1557 01:18:58,767 --> 01:19:01,066 - ♪ These chains ♪ - ♪ Together forever... ♪ 1558 01:19:01,266 --> 01:19:02,416 Coffee, dear? 1559 01:19:02,616 --> 01:19:03,767 Swell: Yeah. 1560 01:19:07,467 --> 01:19:10,834 ♪ Street beat tough with a rebel heart... ♪ 1561 01:19:11,034 --> 01:19:12,600 Thank you, everyone, for staying. 1562 01:19:12,800 --> 01:19:15,400 We're gonna pull an all-nighter. 1563 01:19:20,867 --> 01:19:22,866 Strike two! 1564 01:19:23,066 --> 01:19:24,400 It's okay, Mel. You can do it. 1565 01:19:24,600 --> 01:19:26,900 I know you can. That's right, concentrate. 1566 01:19:27,100 --> 01:19:29,467 Take it to him. Don't worry about it. All right. 1567 01:19:32,500 --> 01:19:35,433 Kenny: Home run! Way to go, Melissa! 1568 01:19:35,633 --> 01:19:37,333 That's my girl. 1569 01:19:38,934 --> 01:19:40,634 ♪ Together forever ♪ 1570 01:19:40,834 --> 01:19:42,100 ♪ No matter what they say ♪ 1571 01:19:42,300 --> 01:19:45,066 ♪ You can't break these chains ♪ 1572 01:19:45,266 --> 01:19:47,467 - ♪ These chains ♪ - ♪ Together forever... ♪ 1573 01:19:47,667 --> 01:19:49,000 Yeah, Swell. 1574 01:19:49,200 --> 01:19:51,233 Uh-huh. 1575 01:19:51,433 --> 01:19:53,200 But the recipe calls for shrimp, 1576 01:19:53,400 --> 01:19:54,400 so I need some more cash. 1577 01:19:54,600 --> 01:19:56,733 Kenny, I told you we have to economize. 1578 01:19:56,933 --> 01:19:59,066 There's nothing left in petty cash. 1579 01:19:59,266 --> 01:20:00,333 I've taken it all. 1580 01:20:02,934 --> 01:20:05,166 Look, please just try to do the best that you can. 1581 01:20:09,333 --> 01:20:11,934 Oh, wait. I have a coupon for that. 1582 01:20:12,134 --> 01:20:13,333 And a double coupon. 1583 01:20:16,533 --> 01:20:17,700 Ah! 1584 01:20:36,166 --> 01:20:39,734 ♪ You can't break these chains ♪ 1585 01:20:39,934 --> 01:20:41,467 ♪ No matter what they say ♪ 1586 01:20:41,667 --> 01:20:43,000 ♪ No matter what you do ♪ 1587 01:20:43,200 --> 01:20:46,400 ♪ You can't break these chains... ♪ 1588 01:20:46,600 --> 01:20:47,533 Hi. 1589 01:20:49,100 --> 01:20:50,533 Where are the kids? 1590 01:20:50,733 --> 01:20:51,966 Zach's at Cynthia's, 1591 01:20:52,166 --> 01:20:54,700 Melissa's upstairs, and Walter's asleep. 1592 01:20:57,633 --> 01:20:59,183 What's wrong with you? 1593 01:20:59,383 --> 01:21:00,934 Nothing is wrong with me. 1594 01:21:06,667 --> 01:21:08,100 Did you burn something? 1595 01:21:08,300 --> 01:21:09,866 Yeah, well, maybe if you'd called 1596 01:21:10,066 --> 01:21:12,800 and told me you were gonna be, like, three and half hours late, 1597 01:21:13,000 --> 01:21:15,033 I could've planned my dinner better. 1598 01:21:15,233 --> 01:21:16,916 I had to work late, okay? 1599 01:21:17,116 --> 01:21:18,800 You still should've called. 1600 01:21:19,000 --> 01:21:20,600 I sat and I waited. 1601 01:21:20,800 --> 01:21:22,800 I went ahead and I fed the kids. 1602 01:21:23,000 --> 01:21:24,800 I worked all day on that casserole. 1603 01:21:25,000 --> 01:21:27,967 - Sorry. - You haven't even said how nice the house looks. 1604 01:21:28,167 --> 01:21:29,483 You're off at the office all day, 1605 01:21:29,683 --> 01:21:30,800 doing interesting office things, 1606 01:21:31,000 --> 01:21:34,934 I'm stuck here cooking and cleaning and mowing, 1607 01:21:35,134 --> 01:21:36,767 helping Melissa with her fastball, 1608 01:21:36,967 --> 01:21:38,100 being a role model for Zach, 1609 01:21:38,300 --> 01:21:40,233 spending quality time with Walter, 1610 01:21:40,433 --> 01:21:41,933 doing your party shit! 1611 01:21:42,133 --> 01:21:45,433 You've got the car and you don't even take me anywhere anymore! 1612 01:21:45,633 --> 01:21:48,833 And when was the last time we went out to dinner together, huh? 1613 01:21:49,033 --> 01:21:52,233 You know what? I'm sick and tired of not being appreciated! 1614 01:21:52,433 --> 01:21:54,200 I appreciate you. 1615 01:21:54,400 --> 01:21:55,667 Eat shit! 1616 01:21:57,567 --> 01:21:59,467 I don't believe this. 1617 01:21:59,667 --> 01:22:02,166 I get to get up at 5:30 every morning 1618 01:22:02,366 --> 01:22:03,966 so I can beat rush-hour traffic 1619 01:22:04,166 --> 01:22:05,634 and go sit behind a desk for eight hours 1620 01:22:05,834 --> 01:22:09,100 and miss Oprah Winfrey every day on my summer vacation. 1621 01:22:09,300 --> 01:22:11,900 And then I get to drive home in gridlock 1622 01:22:12,100 --> 01:22:14,400 in a Volvo with no air conditioning 1623 01:22:14,600 --> 01:22:17,967 just so I can take care of you guys and put food on the damn table! 1624 01:22:18,167 --> 01:22:20,500 It's a rat race and it sucks, Kenny. 1625 01:22:20,700 --> 01:22:22,667 So, what do you want, a medal? 1626 01:22:28,367 --> 01:22:30,683 Now, come on. You don't have to do all this. 1627 01:22:30,883 --> 01:22:33,200 I mean, I never asked you to whisk the couch. 1628 01:22:33,400 --> 01:22:36,266 Well, it needed it. 1629 01:22:43,967 --> 01:22:45,333 I knew she was a phony. 1630 01:22:45,533 --> 01:22:47,667 I did not think she was a thief. 1631 01:22:56,500 --> 01:22:58,133 Distinctive Valet Parking, 1632 01:22:58,333 --> 01:23:00,033 Classical Accompaniment musicians. 1633 01:23:00,233 --> 01:23:01,300 Bruce: KC Catering. 1634 01:23:01,500 --> 01:23:03,100 Bodacious Sculptures in Ice. 1635 01:23:04,767 --> 01:23:06,500 She didn't steal from petty cash. 1636 01:23:06,700 --> 01:23:08,433 She paid for the buyers' shindig. 1637 01:23:08,633 --> 01:23:09,533 It's all legit. 1638 01:23:10,700 --> 01:23:12,266 Let's get out of here. 1639 01:23:12,466 --> 01:23:13,333 I give up. 1640 01:23:31,734 --> 01:23:34,367 Bruce: She's only 17. 1641 01:23:36,300 --> 01:23:37,834 Shh. 1642 01:23:40,233 --> 01:23:42,467 Swell: All right, now don't be rude to anybody. 1643 01:23:42,667 --> 01:23:44,000 Don't spit on anybody. 1644 01:23:44,200 --> 01:23:46,700 And don't wander off, because I want you to meet my boss, okay? 1645 01:23:46,900 --> 01:23:48,600 - Yeah, okay. - And remember, call me "Mommy." 1646 01:23:48,800 --> 01:23:49,767 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1647 01:23:49,967 --> 01:23:52,066 Let's rehearse it. Melissa, come here, honey. 1648 01:23:52,266 --> 01:23:53,533 - Okay, Mommy! - Good! 1649 01:23:53,733 --> 01:23:55,033 Blech. Boo! 1650 01:23:55,233 --> 01:23:57,133 - Hi, Mrs. Crandell. - Hi, kids. 1651 01:23:57,333 --> 01:23:59,066 Thanks for helping out. 1652 01:23:59,266 --> 01:24:00,416 Uh, where's Kenny? 1653 01:24:00,616 --> 01:24:01,767 Getting ready. 1654 01:24:05,200 --> 01:24:06,867 Good evening, Mrs. Crandell. 1655 01:24:07,067 --> 01:24:08,450 Kenny, you look great! 1656 01:24:08,650 --> 01:24:09,833 Oh, that's Kenneth. 1657 01:24:10,033 --> 01:24:12,033 The guests have already started to arrive. 1658 01:24:12,233 --> 01:24:13,834 All right, everyone, man your trays. 1659 01:24:14,034 --> 01:24:15,500 Get going there. 1660 01:24:15,700 --> 01:24:17,600 Good tray, good tray. 1661 01:24:17,800 --> 01:24:20,500 All right. Go get 'em, big man. 1662 01:24:24,200 --> 01:24:26,867 Better get your ass out there, Mrs. Crandell. 1663 01:24:37,700 --> 01:24:39,167 - Hi, Mommy. - Hi. 1664 01:24:39,367 --> 01:24:41,567 Rose, this is my daughter, Melissa. 1665 01:24:41,767 --> 01:24:43,767 Hi, boss lady. Creole mushroom? 1666 01:24:43,967 --> 01:24:46,433 Well, hello, Melissa. No, thanks, not tonight. 1667 01:24:46,633 --> 01:24:49,200 - Okay. Bye. - Bye. 1668 01:24:49,400 --> 01:24:52,200 I love that they're wearing our uniforms. Fabulous touch. 1669 01:24:54,667 --> 01:24:56,433 - Oh, yeah. Look at the jalopy. - Aw, how cute. 1670 01:24:56,633 --> 01:24:59,800 This is going to be so much fun. 1671 01:25:00,000 --> 01:25:00,700 Oh, yeah. 1672 01:25:00,900 --> 01:25:02,700 Hey, yo, mad dog. 1673 01:25:02,900 --> 01:25:04,317 You wanna park the car? 1674 01:25:04,517 --> 01:25:05,734 We're on a break, dude. 1675 01:25:05,934 --> 01:25:08,467 Yo, park it yourself, Metallica breath. 1676 01:25:08,667 --> 01:25:10,500 - Oh, hi! - Hi, Cathy. 1677 01:25:10,700 --> 01:25:13,700 I brought this Jell-O mold just in case you needed one. 1678 01:25:13,900 --> 01:25:16,033 - Oh, this is my husband, Howard. - Hello. 1679 01:25:16,233 --> 01:25:18,266 I love your house. Oh, wow! 1680 01:25:20,433 --> 01:25:23,133 Swell, take the baked Brie out of the oven. It'll caramelize. 1681 01:25:23,333 --> 01:25:24,400 Yes. 1682 01:25:26,633 --> 01:25:29,600 Zachary! Where you been? You're our maître d'. 1683 01:25:29,800 --> 01:25:32,767 - Cynthia dumped me for Jacob. - Swell: Oh, honey. 1684 01:25:32,967 --> 01:25:34,833 I'm so sorry. 1685 01:25:35,033 --> 01:25:36,466 I just don't understand. 1686 01:25:36,666 --> 01:25:38,100 She was my moon goddess. 1687 01:25:38,300 --> 01:25:39,733 Tsk, I know. 1688 01:25:39,933 --> 01:25:41,167 Get over it. 1689 01:25:41,367 --> 01:25:43,317 Did you get the diamond back? 1690 01:25:43,517 --> 01:25:45,375 Kenny, I'm out of rumaki. 1691 01:25:45,575 --> 01:25:47,433 Let me get that for ya. 1692 01:25:47,633 --> 01:25:49,266 I'm maître d'. 1693 01:25:53,500 --> 01:25:55,517 Uh, excuse me. Rose? 1694 01:25:55,717 --> 01:25:57,734 What is it, Carolyn? 1695 01:25:57,934 --> 01:25:58,966 Something? 1696 01:25:59,166 --> 01:26:01,567 Since this is the biggest night in GAW history, 1697 01:26:01,767 --> 01:26:02,833 I thought you might like to know 1698 01:26:03,033 --> 01:26:06,467 that this all rests in the hands of a child. 1699 01:26:06,667 --> 01:26:08,100 A child you hired. 1700 01:26:10,166 --> 01:26:11,567 This is, by far and away, 1701 01:26:11,767 --> 01:26:16,600 the most petty, spiteful, vindictive machination 1702 01:26:16,800 --> 01:26:18,567 you have ever concocted. 1703 01:26:21,000 --> 01:26:23,567 Grow up, Carolyn. 1704 01:26:23,767 --> 01:26:25,966 - We're here! What do you want us to do? - Hey, hey! 1705 01:26:26,166 --> 01:26:29,033 Oh, great. Um, why don't you go up to my room and change, 1706 01:26:29,233 --> 01:26:30,934 and I'll be up there in a few seconds, okay? 1707 01:26:31,134 --> 01:26:33,166 - Okay. - This is gonna be great. 1708 01:26:36,033 --> 01:26:37,367 Kenny? 1709 01:26:37,567 --> 01:26:38,700 Oh, hey, Nicole. 1710 01:26:40,233 --> 01:26:42,300 Mm. 1711 01:26:46,100 --> 01:26:48,800 Oh, Sue Ellen! I was looking for you. 1712 01:26:49,000 --> 01:26:50,734 Great house! 1713 01:26:50,934 --> 01:26:53,033 - Oh, you look lovely. - Thank you. 1714 01:26:53,233 --> 01:26:56,266 - No, I know you said you're not interested. - That's right, I'm not. 1715 01:26:56,466 --> 01:26:57,600 But I understand why. 1716 01:26:57,800 --> 01:26:59,933 And I want you to know I'm not taking this lightly. 1717 01:27:00,133 --> 01:27:02,266 Gus, it's just that I don't think that it's fair... 1718 01:27:02,466 --> 01:27:04,900 No, I know. I know. My timing is off. 1719 01:27:05,100 --> 01:27:08,433 And I know you're... you're just getting over a divorce and... 1720 01:27:08,633 --> 01:27:11,533 Gus, you can't imagine how off your timing is. 1721 01:27:11,733 --> 01:27:12,866 Forget it. 1722 01:27:13,066 --> 01:27:15,467 Or we could just have a wild, sweaty fling. 1723 01:27:15,667 --> 01:27:16,700 What do you think? 1724 01:27:17,967 --> 01:27:19,966 Gus, you know, 1725 01:27:20,166 --> 01:27:22,099 I think the scenario here 1726 01:27:22,299 --> 01:27:24,616 is that you're a sleaze ball. 1727 01:27:24,816 --> 01:27:27,133 Hey! Whoa. Hey, I was kidding. 1728 01:27:27,333 --> 01:27:28,700 I surrender. 1729 01:27:29,934 --> 01:27:31,433 Wha...? 1730 01:27:34,200 --> 01:27:35,516 What's this? 1731 01:27:35,716 --> 01:27:36,833 What is this? 1732 01:27:37,033 --> 01:27:40,433 Well, uh, just a little accident. 1733 01:27:41,533 --> 01:27:42,467 Swell: Uh, Rose, Gus... 1734 01:27:43,734 --> 01:27:46,400 Gus has sort of a little crush on me. 1735 01:27:46,600 --> 01:27:48,550 He's been coming on to you? 1736 01:27:48,750 --> 01:27:50,500 Rose, come on. 1737 01:27:50,700 --> 01:27:53,066 You know how I feel about you. 1738 01:27:53,266 --> 01:27:56,633 You're the one I wanna listen to beautiful music with. 1739 01:27:56,833 --> 01:27:57,967 You. 1740 01:27:59,100 --> 01:28:01,266 He sent those roses to me. 1741 01:28:01,466 --> 01:28:03,033 That's not true! 1742 01:28:03,233 --> 01:28:05,200 Rose. Rose, believe me. 1743 01:28:05,400 --> 01:28:10,066 Okay, we're all adults here and we have a presentation to get through. 1744 01:28:10,266 --> 01:28:13,000 Gus, the buyer from Saks is looking for you. 1745 01:28:14,567 --> 01:28:17,433 Sue Ellen, it's showtime. 1746 01:28:17,633 --> 01:28:19,000 Okay. 1747 01:28:21,333 --> 01:28:22,333 Good evening. 1748 01:28:25,100 --> 01:28:26,200 Thank you. 1749 01:28:26,400 --> 01:28:27,400 I'm Rose Lindsey, 1750 01:28:27,600 --> 01:28:29,700 and on behalf of General Apparel West, 1751 01:28:29,900 --> 01:28:31,100 I'd like to welcome you. 1752 01:28:31,300 --> 01:28:33,600 Now, I'm sure you're all on the edge of your seats, 1753 01:28:33,800 --> 01:28:35,500 wondering what we have in store for you. 1754 01:28:35,700 --> 01:28:37,467 So, to conduct our presentation, 1755 01:28:37,667 --> 01:28:40,133 I'd like to introduce to you our hostess, 1756 01:28:40,333 --> 01:28:42,600 our recently named employee of the month, 1757 01:28:42,800 --> 01:28:46,300 and the woman responsible for all you're going to view tonight, 1758 01:28:46,500 --> 01:28:48,100 Sue Ellen Crandell. 1759 01:28:51,467 --> 01:28:52,367 Thank you, Rose. 1760 01:28:53,633 --> 01:28:55,033 Welcome, everyone. 1761 01:28:55,233 --> 01:28:57,016 For 12 years, General Apparel West 1762 01:28:57,216 --> 01:28:58,800 has enjoyed a solid reputation 1763 01:28:59,000 --> 01:29:01,400 as the manufacturer of quality uniforms. 1764 01:29:01,600 --> 01:29:03,500 But times, they are a-changing. 1765 01:29:03,700 --> 01:29:05,200 We're growing, we're expanding, 1766 01:29:05,400 --> 01:29:06,700 we're approaching the millennium 1767 01:29:06,900 --> 01:29:08,534 with a fresh attitude and a fresh look. 1768 01:29:08,734 --> 01:29:10,834 And what we have for you tonight is a preview 1769 01:29:11,034 --> 01:29:12,734 of the General Apparel West to come. 1770 01:29:15,700 --> 01:29:17,567 Swell: Ladies and gentlemen, 1771 01:29:17,767 --> 01:29:19,800 General Apparel West proudly presents 1772 01:29:20,000 --> 01:29:22,033 the teenage fashion wave of the future. 1773 01:29:23,567 --> 01:29:25,200 - ♪ I like to do it ♪ - ♪ Uh-huh ♪ 1774 01:29:25,400 --> 01:29:27,333 ♪ And when the sun goes down ♪ 1775 01:29:27,533 --> 01:29:29,199 ♪ We're moving underground ♪ 1776 01:29:29,399 --> 01:29:30,999 ♪ I'm in a catwalk mood... ♪ 1777 01:29:31,199 --> 01:29:32,600 Swell: Tess, Marcie, and Donna 1778 01:29:32,800 --> 01:29:35,900 are wearing bellhop uniforms in fuchsia, purple, and teal 1779 01:29:36,100 --> 01:29:38,367 hand-airbrushed slub silk with matching caps. 1780 01:29:38,567 --> 01:29:40,700 The epaulets and cuff detailing 1781 01:29:40,900 --> 01:29:42,133 are antique gold lace. 1782 01:29:42,333 --> 01:29:43,866 The jackets, in varying lengths, 1783 01:29:44,066 --> 01:29:45,934 are matched with either sporty black trousers 1784 01:29:46,134 --> 01:29:47,467 or sleek mini skirts. 1785 01:29:47,667 --> 01:29:50,533 As you can see, the basic General Apparel West uniform 1786 01:29:50,733 --> 01:29:52,500 has been modified and accessorized 1787 01:29:52,700 --> 01:29:55,633 to create a fun and sexy look for the teenage girl. 1788 01:29:59,133 --> 01:30:01,600 Nicole is wearing a formfitting nurse's uniform 1789 01:30:01,800 --> 01:30:04,834 with mini hem line... sure to speed up any boy's pulse. 1790 01:30:07,133 --> 01:30:09,767 The black diamonds on Nicole's cap and dress 1791 01:30:09,967 --> 01:30:12,100 are hand-airbrushed on fuchsia spandex. 1792 01:30:12,300 --> 01:30:14,000 Her pink high-top sneakers 1793 01:30:14,200 --> 01:30:16,833 are laced up her tangerine tights. 1794 01:30:17,033 --> 01:30:19,066 And, of course, no nurse would be complete 1795 01:30:19,266 --> 01:30:21,033 without her stethoscope necklace. 1796 01:30:30,100 --> 01:30:31,100 Jill, a referee, 1797 01:30:31,300 --> 01:30:33,233 is wearing an oversized silk jersey 1798 01:30:33,433 --> 01:30:35,616 in bold black and turquoise stripes, 1799 01:30:35,816 --> 01:30:37,800 black tights, and high-top sneakers. 1800 01:30:38,000 --> 01:30:40,867 The whistle earrings and necklace and black baseball cap 1801 01:30:41,067 --> 01:30:42,866 complement this carefree and spirited look 1802 01:30:43,066 --> 01:30:46,600 for the girl who's playing the field and calling all the plays. 1803 01:30:48,834 --> 01:30:50,534 Swell, it's me. It's Bryan. 1804 01:30:50,734 --> 01:30:52,500 Hey, listen, Swell, we gotta talk about this. 1805 01:30:52,700 --> 01:30:54,766 Forget about this other guy. We can work this out. 1806 01:30:54,966 --> 01:30:57,033 It was really stupid what happened the other night 1807 01:30:57,233 --> 01:30:58,633 I mean, I don't know if it was some kind of 1808 01:30:58,833 --> 01:31:00,600 communication meltdown or what, but... 1809 01:31:00,800 --> 01:31:02,834 - I think we should work it out. - Katrina, our chef, 1810 01:31:03,034 --> 01:31:05,667 is really cooking in, um, her scarf 1811 01:31:05,867 --> 01:31:08,266 and she's whipping up excitement in her boots. 1812 01:31:08,466 --> 01:31:10,767 Thank you, Katrina. Thank you, Katrina. 1813 01:31:10,967 --> 01:31:14,667 Bryan: I really care about you, Swell... about us. 1814 01:31:14,867 --> 01:31:16,333 There's something about you, Swell. 1815 01:31:16,533 --> 01:31:18,000 I don't even know what it is, but... 1816 01:31:19,333 --> 01:31:20,867 I feel better around you than anyone else. 1817 01:31:21,067 --> 01:31:22,100 Swell, I really miss you. 1818 01:31:22,300 --> 01:31:24,300 Swell: And our last model is Becky. 1819 01:31:24,500 --> 01:31:25,600 Becky is our Boy Scout 1820 01:31:25,800 --> 01:31:28,400 and she is wearing a Boy Scout's uniform. 1821 01:31:28,600 --> 01:31:32,300 Thank you, Becky. 1822 01:31:35,600 --> 01:31:36,934 Bryan? 1823 01:31:39,000 --> 01:31:40,200 Swell: And... 1824 01:31:41,900 --> 01:31:46,600 and, everyone, the highlight of our fashion extravaganza, 1825 01:31:46,800 --> 01:31:50,066 young Bryan, our Clown Dog server. 1826 01:31:56,734 --> 01:31:59,734 - You're having a party? - Swell! 1827 01:31:59,934 --> 01:32:02,934 Bryan is wearing a Clown Dog uniform 1828 01:32:03,134 --> 01:32:04,900 with a classic wedge cap... 1829 01:32:05,100 --> 01:32:08,867 - Swell. - ...evoking the charming nostalgia of... 1830 01:32:09,067 --> 01:32:10,333 - Mrs. Crandell. - What?! 1831 01:32:10,533 --> 01:32:11,533 Mom's home. 1832 01:32:13,567 --> 01:32:15,133 Hi, Mom. 1833 01:32:17,867 --> 01:32:20,033 Busted. Oh! 1834 01:32:21,834 --> 01:32:23,734 And that is our presentation for this evening. 1835 01:32:23,934 --> 01:32:26,100 Thank you all for coming. Good night. 1836 01:32:26,300 --> 01:32:28,267 Sue Ellen, what the hell are you doing? 1837 01:32:28,467 --> 01:32:30,200 - What are you doing? - I'm right on top of that, Rose. 1838 01:32:30,400 --> 01:32:33,066 - No. Please, you gotta finish the presentation. - I know what you're gonna say. 1839 01:32:33,266 --> 01:32:35,100 - It's not as bad as you think, Mom. - Save it. 1840 01:32:35,300 --> 01:32:36,300 Oh, shit. 1841 01:32:36,500 --> 01:32:38,667 Come on. Just... just do it. 1842 01:32:38,867 --> 01:32:40,467 Mom: Swell! 1843 01:32:40,667 --> 01:32:42,867 You're in big trouble, young lady. 1844 01:32:45,233 --> 01:32:48,783 Um, I can't handle this anymore. 1845 01:32:48,983 --> 01:32:52,333 I applied for a receptionist job. 1846 01:32:52,533 --> 01:32:56,700 I don't even know what an executive administrative assistant does. 1847 01:32:56,900 --> 01:33:01,333 I, uh... I lied to everyone about everything, 1848 01:33:01,533 --> 01:33:03,800 and, um, I'm sorry. 1849 01:33:07,600 --> 01:33:09,466 I'm only 17. 1850 01:33:09,666 --> 01:33:11,333 I have a curfew. 1851 01:33:11,533 --> 01:33:14,700 I just finished high school. I can't even vote yet. 1852 01:33:14,900 --> 01:33:17,083 This is supposed to be my summer vacation. 1853 01:33:17,283 --> 01:33:19,267 I'm... I'm not supposed to be a career mom. 1854 01:33:19,467 --> 01:33:24,200 I, uh... I can't be the hub of your communication network. 1855 01:33:25,567 --> 01:33:28,800 I'm really not ready for any of this. 1856 01:33:29,000 --> 01:33:30,300 I'm sorry. 1857 01:33:32,133 --> 01:33:33,266 Rose, I'm so sorry. 1858 01:33:35,033 --> 01:33:37,066 I'm sorry. 1859 01:33:38,667 --> 01:33:41,150 How humiliating. I love it. 1860 01:33:41,350 --> 01:33:43,834 Yeah, babe. Justice is served. 1861 01:33:51,333 --> 01:33:53,166 Bryan, what are you doing here? 1862 01:33:53,366 --> 01:33:54,033 Carolyn! 1863 01:33:54,233 --> 01:33:55,767 So, do you believe me now? 1864 01:33:55,967 --> 01:33:57,867 Or are you just gonna believe some kid? 1865 01:33:58,067 --> 01:34:00,166 I'm gonna believe some kid. 1866 01:34:00,366 --> 01:34:02,000 Go to hell, Gus. 1867 01:34:05,200 --> 01:34:08,667 Mom: Sue Ellen, I'm not real clear about what's been going on around here, 1868 01:34:08,867 --> 01:34:10,667 but I want these people off my property. 1869 01:34:10,867 --> 01:34:14,600 And I want you to start doing some heavy duty explaining. 1870 01:34:14,800 --> 01:34:16,500 I am never trusting you again. 1871 01:34:16,700 --> 01:34:18,200 I specifically said no parties. 1872 01:34:18,400 --> 01:34:20,200 You weren't supposed to come home till next week. 1873 01:34:20,400 --> 01:34:22,000 Sorry to have messed up your plans. 1874 01:34:22,200 --> 01:34:23,367 Who are these people?! 1875 01:34:23,567 --> 01:34:26,667 - Mom, calm down. - I will not calm down! 1876 01:34:26,867 --> 01:34:29,066 Walter. What happened to Walter? 1877 01:34:29,266 --> 01:34:32,767 He had a little accident, but everything is taken care of. 1878 01:34:32,967 --> 01:34:35,033 I have excellent medical coverage. 1879 01:34:35,233 --> 01:34:37,100 And we will clean up the party, okay? 1880 01:34:37,300 --> 01:34:41,033 Now, come on, Mom. You've had along flight and you're cranky. 1881 01:34:41,233 --> 01:34:43,033 I have had a very rough night. 1882 01:34:43,233 --> 01:34:45,100 So, why don't you just go upstairs and take a nap, 1883 01:34:45,300 --> 01:34:48,667 and tomorrow morning, Kenny will whip up a batch of Belgian waffles 1884 01:34:48,867 --> 01:34:50,300 and we'll sit down and discuss this 1885 01:34:50,500 --> 01:34:52,033 like adults, all right? 1886 01:34:52,233 --> 01:34:53,467 Fine. 1887 01:34:53,667 --> 01:34:55,783 Kenny, Zach, why don't you guys go wrap up the party, okay? 1888 01:34:55,983 --> 01:34:58,100 - Okay. - And, Melissa, why don't you help Walter to bed? 1889 01:34:58,300 --> 01:35:00,233 All right, Mommy. I mean, Swell. 1890 01:35:00,433 --> 01:35:02,534 Mwah. Mwah. 1891 01:35:02,734 --> 01:35:05,433 - Thank you. - Kenny. 1892 01:35:06,633 --> 01:35:08,100 What did you do to yourself? 1893 01:35:08,300 --> 01:35:10,734 - We'll talk about it in the morning, Mom. - Oh, oh... 1894 01:35:10,934 --> 01:35:14,233 But for now, why don't you just go to your room? 1895 01:35:27,200 --> 01:35:30,567 - Boy: Yeah, boy! Check it. - Oh, that's very funny. 1896 01:35:30,767 --> 01:35:32,633 - That is very funny. - What? 1897 01:35:45,300 --> 01:35:47,033 I'll be damned. 1898 01:35:59,834 --> 01:36:01,900 Rose, I am so sorry. 1899 01:36:03,867 --> 01:36:08,700 Sue Ellen, the buyers didn't care anything about that scene. 1900 01:36:08,900 --> 01:36:10,934 They're all just a bunch of old whores. 1901 01:36:12,266 --> 01:36:13,767 They loved your ideas. 1902 01:36:13,967 --> 01:36:16,167 They see nothing but dollar signs. 1903 01:36:16,367 --> 01:36:18,367 As a matter of fact, they complimented me 1904 01:36:18,567 --> 01:36:21,433 on hiring a teenager to gain market perspective. 1905 01:36:21,633 --> 01:36:25,700 So I've got... I've got seven meetings set up next week alone. 1906 01:36:25,900 --> 01:36:28,317 They want the new GAW line. 1907 01:36:28,517 --> 01:36:30,934 But what about everything else? 1908 01:36:32,900 --> 01:36:34,367 I mean, I lied to you. 1909 01:36:35,567 --> 01:36:37,233 I'm a terrible person. 1910 01:36:37,433 --> 01:36:41,000 Well, I suppose you'll grow out of that. 1911 01:36:42,333 --> 01:36:43,567 Maybe. 1912 01:36:47,300 --> 01:36:50,533 Dude, that was a superior party. 1913 01:36:51,633 --> 01:36:53,700 Superior eats, man. 1914 01:36:53,900 --> 01:36:54,833 Yeah. 1915 01:36:55,033 --> 01:36:56,333 Thanks for helping out. 1916 01:36:56,533 --> 01:36:57,233 No problem. 1917 01:36:57,433 --> 01:36:58,667 Hey, what do you say? 1918 01:36:58,867 --> 01:37:00,166 Beer bust tomorrow night, huh? 1919 01:37:00,366 --> 01:37:01,066 I can't. 1920 01:37:01,266 --> 01:37:03,967 I got a date with Swell's friend, Nicole. 1921 01:37:04,167 --> 01:37:05,867 - The nurse? - Yeah. 1922 01:37:07,033 --> 01:37:08,200 Hot! 1923 01:37:09,467 --> 01:37:11,533 Hey, you know, school starts next week. 1924 01:37:11,733 --> 01:37:13,516 Lazy days. 1925 01:37:13,716 --> 01:37:15,300 I don't know. 1926 01:37:15,500 --> 01:37:17,767 I was thinking I might go to class more. 1927 01:37:17,967 --> 01:37:18,967 Why? 1928 01:37:20,433 --> 01:37:23,266 Well, time to finish up school. 1929 01:37:24,600 --> 01:37:26,533 You know, I might take some home ec. 1930 01:37:26,733 --> 01:37:27,667 Graduate. 1931 01:37:27,867 --> 01:37:31,734 Maybe go to the culinary academy or some shit like that. 1932 01:37:31,934 --> 01:37:33,200 That could be cool. 1933 01:37:33,400 --> 01:37:34,634 Yeah. 1934 01:37:34,834 --> 01:37:36,500 It's time to do something. 1935 01:37:36,700 --> 01:37:37,667 Please reconsider. 1936 01:37:37,867 --> 01:37:40,100 I'm offering you a wonderful opportunity. 1937 01:37:40,300 --> 01:37:41,700 I know. 1938 01:37:41,900 --> 01:37:44,033 And I appreciate it a lot, really. 1939 01:37:44,233 --> 01:37:48,100 But I don't know. I think I'm gonna try college. 1940 01:37:48,300 --> 01:37:50,216 Design school or something. I don't know. 1941 01:37:50,416 --> 01:37:52,133 I still have a lot to learn, you know? 1942 01:37:52,333 --> 01:37:55,100 Well, if you wanna get into Vassar, I could pull some strings. 1943 01:37:55,300 --> 01:37:56,900 Maybe. 1944 01:37:59,367 --> 01:38:01,367 Gosh, I'm gonna miss you. 1945 01:38:01,567 --> 01:38:03,567 I'm gonna miss you, too. 1946 01:38:05,700 --> 01:38:09,734 ♪ With a heart that hangs, oh, so low... ♪ 1947 01:38:12,867 --> 01:38:14,533 Thank you. 1948 01:38:16,300 --> 01:38:18,350 ♪ Tonight, today ♪ 1949 01:38:18,550 --> 01:38:20,600 ♪ In so many ways... ♪ 1950 01:38:22,300 --> 01:38:24,367 Let's get together Monday night. We'll have dinner. 1951 01:38:24,567 --> 01:38:25,600 - Okay? - Okay. 1952 01:38:25,800 --> 01:38:27,500 Bye, sweetie. 1953 01:38:29,367 --> 01:38:32,817 ♪...in life's rich tapestry ♪ 1954 01:38:33,017 --> 01:38:36,467 ♪ And all it gives to me ♪ 1955 01:38:38,533 --> 01:38:43,500 ♪ I believe in life's rich tapestry ♪ 1956 01:38:44,900 --> 01:38:47,300 ♪ And what it takes from me ♪ 1957 01:38:49,400 --> 01:38:54,400 ♪ I believe in life's rich tapestry... ♪ 1958 01:38:56,900 --> 01:38:57,867 Hi. 1959 01:39:02,033 --> 01:39:04,567 Bryan, I'm really sorry. 1960 01:39:04,767 --> 01:39:06,866 Yeah. 1961 01:39:07,066 --> 01:39:10,100 Well, Carolyn and I both pretty much figured out what's been going on. 1962 01:39:12,200 --> 01:39:13,567 Is that everything? 1963 01:39:13,767 --> 01:39:16,600 I mean, there isn't anything else you haven't told me, right? 1964 01:39:16,800 --> 01:39:18,667 You're not really a guy, are you? 1965 01:39:18,867 --> 01:39:20,166 No. 1966 01:39:25,834 --> 01:39:26,867 So, um... 1967 01:39:28,400 --> 01:39:30,934 did you mean what you said about working things out? 1968 01:39:31,134 --> 01:39:33,384 Oh, come on. We broke up, remember, Swell? 1969 01:39:33,584 --> 01:39:35,834 We didn't break up. We had a fight, Bryan. 1970 01:39:36,034 --> 01:39:37,533 Yeah, because you were lying to me. 1971 01:39:37,733 --> 01:39:39,167 Yeah, but that's over. 1972 01:39:39,367 --> 01:39:42,000 So, if you thought that we broke up, 1973 01:39:42,200 --> 01:39:44,300 I guess you kind of thought that we were together, huh? 1974 01:39:44,500 --> 01:39:45,400 Well, yeah. 1975 01:39:46,767 --> 01:39:48,500 Anyway... 1976 01:39:48,700 --> 01:39:51,266 I guess now that I know the truth... 1977 01:39:51,466 --> 01:39:52,200 Yeah. 1978 01:39:53,300 --> 01:39:56,534 ♪ Are the stars out... ♪ 1979 01:39:56,734 --> 01:39:59,133 Well, thanks for sticking around. 1980 01:40:03,233 --> 01:40:05,166 Swell, what are you doing New Year's Eve? 1981 01:40:08,000 --> 01:40:13,333 ♪ I only have eyes... ♪ 1982 01:40:13,533 --> 01:40:14,700 Aw! 1983 01:40:14,900 --> 01:40:19,900 ♪ For you... ♪ 1984 01:40:20,100 --> 01:40:23,400 I think this is another really good moment. 1985 01:40:23,600 --> 01:40:25,100 Yeah, me, too. 1986 01:40:34,500 --> 01:40:36,734 How'd you think you could get away with all this, anyway? 1987 01:40:36,934 --> 01:40:38,834 Well, I pretty much did. 1988 01:40:39,034 --> 01:40:40,734 Swell, one more thing. 1989 01:40:40,934 --> 01:40:42,167 Yeah, Mom? 1990 01:40:42,367 --> 01:40:44,500 Where is the babysitter? 1991 01:40:57,633 --> 01:40:59,600 ♪ Let's go... ♪ 1992 01:41:03,467 --> 01:41:05,783 I'm really gonna miss her. 1993 01:41:05,983 --> 01:41:08,100 You never even knew her. 1994 01:41:08,300 --> 01:41:10,266 Yeah, but she left us all the money. 1995 01:41:11,567 --> 01:41:13,633 She was already dead, you moron. 1996 01:41:15,000 --> 01:41:16,600 Well, that's true. 1997 01:41:18,900 --> 01:41:21,500 Hey, how about Vegas this weekend? You got any money left? 1998 01:41:21,700 --> 01:41:24,300 - ♪ Draggin' the line ♪ - ♪ Draggin' the line ♪ 1999 01:41:25,700 --> 01:41:29,167 ♪ My dog Sam eats purple flowers ♪ 2000 01:41:29,367 --> 01:41:32,933 ♪ We ain't got much, but what we got's ours ♪ 2001 01:41:33,133 --> 01:41:38,333 ♪ We dig snow and the rain and the bright sunshine ♪ 2002 01:41:40,300 --> 01:41:46,867 - ♪ Draggin' the line ♪ - ♪ Draggin' the line ♪ 2003 01:41:48,333 --> 01:41:50,833 ♪ I feel fine ♪ 2004 01:41:51,033 --> 01:41:54,683 ♪ Talking 'bout peace of mind ♪ 2005 01:41:54,883 --> 01:41:58,533 ♪ And I'm gonna take my time ♪ 2006 01:41:58,733 --> 01:42:01,667 ♪ Gettin' the good sign ♪ 2007 01:42:10,967 --> 01:42:14,567 ♪ Loving the free and the feelin' spirit ♪ 2008 01:42:14,767 --> 01:42:18,167 ♪ Of huggin' a tree when you get near it ♪ 2009 01:42:18,367 --> 01:42:23,800 ♪ Diggin' the snow and the rain and the bright sunshine ♪ 2010 01:42:25,633 --> 01:42:32,166 - ♪ Draggin' the line ♪ - ♪ Draggin' the line ♪ 2011 01:42:33,600 --> 01:42:36,167 ♪ I feel fine ♪ 2012 01:42:36,367 --> 01:42:40,050 ♪ Talking 'bout peace of mind ♪ 2013 01:42:40,250 --> 01:42:43,934 ♪ And I'm gonna take my time ♪ 2014 01:42:44,134 --> 01:42:46,800 ♪ Gettin' the good sign ♪ 2015 01:42:56,300 --> 01:42:59,866 ♪ Loving the free and the feelin' spirit ♪ 2016 01:43:00,066 --> 01:43:03,433 ♪ Of huggin' a tree when you get near it ♪ 2017 01:43:03,633 --> 01:43:09,033 ♪ Diggin' the snow and the rain and the bright sunshine ♪ 2018 01:43:10,867 --> 01:43:17,400 - ♪ Draggin' the line ♪ - ♪ Draggin' the line ♪ 2019 01:43:18,800 --> 01:43:21,367 ♪ I feel fine ♪ 2020 01:43:21,567 --> 01:43:25,233 ♪ Talking 'bout peace of mind ♪ 2021 01:43:25,433 --> 01:43:29,100 ♪ And I'm gonna take my time ♪ 2022 01:43:29,300 --> 01:43:32,166 ♪ Gettin' the good sign ♪ 2023 01:43:41,667 --> 01:43:45,100 ♪ Draggin' the line ♪ 2024 01:43:45,300 --> 01:43:48,933 ♪ Makin' a livin' the old, hard way ♪ 2025 01:43:49,133 --> 01:43:52,567 ♪ Takin' and givin' my day by day ♪ 2026 01:43:52,767 --> 01:43:59,800 ♪ I dig snow and the rain and the bright sunshine ♪ 2027 01:44:00,000 --> 01:44:02,600 ♪ We're draggin' the line ♪ 2028 01:44:02,800 --> 01:44:04,717 ♪ Whoa-ho! ♪ 2029 01:44:04,917 --> 01:44:06,634 ♪ I feel fine ♪ 2030 01:44:06,834 --> 01:44:10,567 ♪ Talking 'bout peace of mind ♪ 2031 01:44:10,767 --> 01:44:14,500 ♪ And I'm gonna take my time ♪ 2032 01:44:14,700 --> 01:44:18,534 ♪ Gettin' the good sign ♪ 2033 01:44:18,734 --> 01:44:25,500 - ♪ Draggin' the line ♪ - ♪ Draggin' the line ♪ 2034 01:44:25,700 --> 01:44:28,567 ♪ Yeah, draggin' the line ♪ 2035 01:44:30,066 --> 01:44:32,233 ♪ Draggin' the line ♪ 2036 01:44:32,433 --> 01:44:34,500 ♪ Draggin' the, draggin' the, draggin' the, draggin' the line ♪ 2037 01:44:34,700 --> 01:44:37,866 ♪ My dog Sam eats purple flowers ♪ 2038 01:44:38,066 --> 01:44:41,934 ♪ We ain't got much, but what we got's ours ♪ 2039 01:44:42,134 --> 01:44:45,467 ♪ My dog Sam eats purple flowers ♪ 2040 01:44:45,667 --> 01:44:49,567 ♪ We ain't got much, but what we got's ours ♪ 2041 01:44:49,767 --> 01:44:53,033 ♪ My dog Sam eats purple flowers ♪ 2042 01:44:53,233 --> 01:44:56,233 ♪ We ain't got much, but what we got's ours ♪ 2043 01:44:56,433 --> 01:44:59,433 - ♪ My dog Sam ♪ - ♪ Draggin' the line. ♪ 2044 01:44:59,633 --> 01:45:01,800 Easy, dog. 148397