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Subtitles by explosiveskull
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♪ ♪
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Mom, wait.
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Oh.
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[sighs]
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Danny, can you get the plate?
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Sure.
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Hurry, the asparagus is burning.
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You're driving, right?
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I guess so.
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Mom.
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[sighs]
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You get the tickets.
I'll get the keys.
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Want something?
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No, I shouldn't.
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What if we split?
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Hmm?
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Mmm.
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What is our Netflix password
anyway?
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I literally tell you every day.
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Literally, huh?
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It's a figure of speech, Joan.
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The password's "Go To The Gym."
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Wake me up at 7:30.
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Ugh!
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It's so early.
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Maybe I should just sleep
in my own bed tonight?
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Whatever you want.
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[sighs]
No, it's okay.
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I'll make do.
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AmericasCardroom.com brings poker back
Million Dollar Sunday Tournament every Sunday
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You look... cute.
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What's that supposed to mean?
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What?
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You hesitated.
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I didn't.
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"You look...
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cute."
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That's what you said.
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Okay. Okay.
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I still don't know
about the bag.
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I don't know. Feel like it kinda
wraps the whole thing together.
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I know.
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But do you want to be
carrying it the whole day?
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That's what I was thinking.
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Right.
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[alarm chirps]
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This looks... like garbage.
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[laughs, shushes]
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Oh, my God, Danny!
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I didn't know you were coming.
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Same!
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And Joan. Hi!
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Aw!
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Congratulations, Tanya.
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Thank you.
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Oh, you're so sweet.
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So, can you believe
college is already over?
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I mean, life is like
flying by.
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I know, right?
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- Tell me about it.
- Oh, my God!
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Melanie. Hey!
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I haven't seen you forever.
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[woman]
Oh, thank you.
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Yeah, it would be
for a TV show, a news show.
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- Mom.
- What?
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I don't want you to jinx it.
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Right.
[chuckles]
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Excuse me.
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- Yo, Danny
- Oh, shit, Khris.
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- I didn't know that you were still around.
- What's good, man?
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- How you doing?
- Yeah. Yeah.
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Hold on.
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Wow, you got some moves.
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Seasoned pro.
[chuckles]
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How long are you
in town for?
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I, uh, I'm just waiting
to hear back
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from some jobs and...
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[sighs]
Who the fuck really knows, man.
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Word, man. Word.
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I've been here for about
a month or so.
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[Tanya giggling]
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And I was like,
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"Of course we can volunteer
at the soup kitchen."
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- [woman] We'd be glad to help.
- [Tanya] Thank you.
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I heard she got, like,
some sick job in fashion.
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Like... uh, Bergdorf
or something.
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Yeah. But I heard
she's an assistant.
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So, do you still smoke
a lot of pot?
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[chuckles]
What?
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Do you maybe have
some here?
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♪ ♪
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♪ Maybe not now ♪
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♪ But you keep on
hanging 'round ♪
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♪ Keep on hanging 'round
my door ♪
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♪ Maybe ♪
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♪ Maybe not now ♪
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♪ But you keep on coming back ♪
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♪ Keep on coming back
for more ♪
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♪ Maybe ♪
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♪ Maybe not now ♪
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♪ But you keep on
hanging 'round ♪
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♪ Keep on hanging 'round
my door ♪
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♪ Maybe ♪
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♪ Maybe not now ♪
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♪ But you keep on coming back ♪
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♪ Keep on coming back
for more ♪
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♪ Maybe ♪
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[retches]
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♪ Maybe not now ♪
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[grunts]
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I cannot believe
you embarrassed me
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in front of all my friends.
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They're not your friends, Mom.
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They're just a bunch of rich
white people from New Jersey.
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Oh, and what would you call
yourself then, Danny?
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I don't know.
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Queer.
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I don't like that word.
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[sighs]
We're reclaiming it.
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What did they teach you
at that school anyway?
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Have you ever heard
of intersectionality?
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What?
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I don't know. I need a bag.
I think I might throw up.
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[Joan] So, George asked
me out last night.
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Mr. Rosenberg.
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Oh.
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I said no.
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He's just so skeevy.
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He asked me if hairdressing
was a job or just a hobby.
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Gross.
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But it got me thinking.
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I should really start
dating again.
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You know,
your mom is quite a catch.
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Is this because I puked
on Tanya's begonias?
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No, Danny.
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I've been feeling like this
for a long time.
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Ever since Sidney
and I broke up.
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- But you dumped him.
- I know.
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He was such a square.
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He was the first man I dated
after your dad passed.
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I know.
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Can I?
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I just want someone
who makes me smile,
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who makes me laugh.
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I mean, I'm hilarious.
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[laughing]
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See?
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What are you doing?
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- I'm helping her bag.
- No, Mom.
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I mean, this is wasting
a lot of plastic.
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Where are the reusable bags
I got you? Here.
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We can just fit these
in here. Thank you.
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That's too much. That's...
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It's fine.
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Sorry.
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[groans]
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So, are you gonna help me
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or are you just gonna sit
on the computer all day?
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Mom?
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What are some
of my long-term goals?
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Excuse me?
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This guy on Match is asking.
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- You're already on Match?
- Yeah.
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What are some
of your long-term goals?
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I don't know.
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Maybe a beach house.
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I can fuck with that.
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Daniel.
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Maybe I'm thinking too small.
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Oh, he's old.
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Old like a fox is old.
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Silver.
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He's a little short for me.
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You should make an account.
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Oh, no. I've done that.
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I don't need to see
any more dick pics, thank you.
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- What?
- Anyways,
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I don't think dating will be
that fruitful here, you know.
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I mean, I'm only gonna be here
for a few weeks tops.
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You could be here longer,
you know.
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Yeah. I'll have fun
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talking to Lionel
The Lionhearted 6-2-3.
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Good God, Mom.
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[laughing]
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♪ ♪
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My name is Magnus.
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I'm 27,
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looking for love
in all the wrong places.
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Also, I'm a registered nurse.
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My likes include compost,
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stone fruit, and Enya.
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My name is Levantre.
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I am 23 years old,
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ad Paris is burning!
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Jamal, 22.
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Science major looking
to create some chemistry.
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Also, no blacks.
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What? Come on.
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Stephen, 26.
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No fems allowed.
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I do yoga every damn day.
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Patrick, 25.
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- Hey, I'm Mark.
- You don't go to the gym.
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- I'm Courtney.
- I'm Kristin.
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Tobias, 23, and...
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we're looking for a fourth.
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Mmm.
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[indistinct]
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- [on TV] The forecast mostly sunny...
- [channel changes]
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...with the top photographer
at the time...
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...designed for a convenient way
to exercise anywhere.
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A mesh canopy supports
your head and neck,
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and there are no hinges
or moving parts to break.
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You can flip it over
for dips too.
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[TV continues indistinctly]
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[thuds]
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- Mom?
- Shh.
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I don't want the dogs
to know I'm here.
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I can't believe you just leave
them down there in the basement.
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[Joan] You're allergic.
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[Danny] Only sometimes.
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And they pee everywhere.
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How was your morning?
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[Danny] Thrilling.
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Did you get any writing done?
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[Danny] Not really.
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I'm feeling kind of uninspired.
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Feel like I need to get
into a routine or something.
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[Joan]
That's an idea.
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I cut Michelle's hair today.
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She says they're looking
for people.
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[Danny] Great.
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Well, you should reach out.
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I mean, you need to find
a way to make money.
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I don't really remember
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the Dewey decimal system,
to be honest.
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And I have a job.
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You do?
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[Danny] Yes.
I'm just waiting for someone
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to pay me to do it.
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Well, maybe if you spent
more time writing
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and less time in front
of the boob tube.
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[sighs, mutters] Okay.
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Sit here.
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[continues indistinctly]
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♪ ♪
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[woman]
Hey, how are you?
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[Michelle]
Daniel.
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- No phones at the front desk.
- Right.
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Sorry.
[chuckles]
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Shelve these for me.
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[sighs]
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[phone beeps]
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- [man] Hey.
- Hi.
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How can I help you?
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- [shrieks]
- [phone clatters]
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[girl giggles]
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Sorry.
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[sighs]
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[muffled chattering]
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I've been told that one of the
biggest weaknesses that I have
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is that I can be, um,
sometimes too polite which is...
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uh, great...
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for the...
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uh, sorry, for the workplace.
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It's just like
a part-time thing.
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Uh, just living that
high school aesthetic
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till I can, like,
afford to exist.
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00:12:39,057 --> 00:12:40,290
Ah, I feel you.
271
00:12:40,292 --> 00:12:43,594
My mom and the librarian
go way back, so...
272
00:12:43,596 --> 00:12:46,331
Yeah, I've been interviewing
for weeks.
273
00:12:46,333 --> 00:12:48,099
The grind is killing me.
274
00:12:48,101 --> 00:12:51,003
Oh. Right. Hence the blazer.
275
00:12:51,005 --> 00:12:53,205
I hate Skype interviews,
they're so awkward.
276
00:12:53,207 --> 00:12:55,342
I'm better in the room,
you know?
277
00:12:55,344 --> 00:12:57,644
Totes.
278
00:12:57,646 --> 00:13:00,113
Uh, hey, I don't think
I have your number anymore.
279
00:13:00,115 --> 00:13:03,117
Oh, yeah, um...
280
00:13:03,119 --> 00:13:04,856
Oh.
281
00:13:21,041 --> 00:13:22,173
[gasps]
282
00:13:22,175 --> 00:13:24,413
[cooing]
283
00:13:26,080 --> 00:13:27,680
Come here! Come here,
come here, come here.
284
00:13:27,682 --> 00:13:28,982
[sneezes]
285
00:13:28,984 --> 00:13:30,050
- [Lisa laughing]
- He's cute.
286
00:13:30,052 --> 00:13:31,517
I don't mind
the Bermuda shorts.
287
00:13:31,519 --> 00:13:33,288
- Hey, Lisa.
- Hey, honey.
288
00:13:33,290 --> 00:13:34,422
What are you guys doing?
289
00:13:34,424 --> 00:13:36,924
We are trying
to find your mother
290
00:13:36,926 --> 00:13:38,327
a proper male escort.
291
00:13:38,329 --> 00:13:40,261
- [Lisa giggling]
- Oh, my God.
292
00:13:40,263 --> 00:13:41,396
She's a stalker.
293
00:13:41,398 --> 00:13:43,232
She's literally found
their addresses.
294
00:13:43,234 --> 00:13:45,267
Mm-hmm. Everything.
Their measurements...
295
00:13:45,269 --> 00:13:47,338
[Danny] I don't doubt it.
296
00:13:47,340 --> 00:13:48,472
[Joan]
Wait. Oh!
297
00:13:48,474 --> 00:13:50,574
Now, he's cute.
He is foxy.
298
00:13:50,576 --> 00:13:51,611
[Lisa]
Look, Joanie.
299
00:13:52,612 --> 00:13:54,278
And he's a CEO.
300
00:13:54,280 --> 00:13:56,181
- How do you know that?
- Hello.
301
00:13:56,183 --> 00:13:58,216
Psychic and LinkedIn.
It's right there.
302
00:13:58,218 --> 00:14:00,088
[Lisa]
Wait. Hold on. Let me just...
303
00:14:01,323 --> 00:14:03,256
Oh, my God.
Is that his Facebook page?
304
00:14:03,258 --> 00:14:05,127
Mm-hmm. And that's his...
305
00:14:06,296 --> 00:14:07,728
wife? No, daughter.
306
00:14:07,730 --> 00:14:09,264
Oh, God. I'm out.
307
00:14:09,266 --> 00:14:11,132
No, honey, stay with us.
308
00:14:11,134 --> 00:14:12,233
Drink with us.
309
00:14:12,235 --> 00:14:13,636
- Hmm.
- Okay.
310
00:14:13,638 --> 00:14:15,537
Mm-hmm. No.
311
00:14:15,539 --> 00:14:17,474
No. One earring does not do it.
312
00:14:17,476 --> 00:14:19,312
Do two or forget it. Next.
313
00:14:20,312 --> 00:14:22,480
No. Bow tie. Go.
314
00:14:22,482 --> 00:14:25,283
- He's cute. He's very cute.
- Hmm.
315
00:14:25,285 --> 00:14:29,221
Oh, send him a message
or a poke or a prick.
316
00:14:29,223 --> 00:14:30,493
[Joan laughs]
317
00:14:31,560 --> 00:14:33,492
What do I say.
318
00:14:33,494 --> 00:14:35,562
I don't know. I feel like
maybe you should just wait
319
00:14:35,564 --> 00:14:37,098
for him to message you.
320
00:14:37,100 --> 00:14:39,099
- [Lisa] Oh, wow!
- Play it cool.
321
00:14:39,101 --> 00:14:40,469
Come on.
322
00:14:40,471 --> 00:14:42,704
What happened
to Wild Lady Gaga Danny?
323
00:14:42,706 --> 00:14:46,542
When did you become
Conservative Danny Duggart?
324
00:14:46,544 --> 00:14:48,110
- [laughing]
- [Danny] I'm just saying.
325
00:14:48,112 --> 00:14:49,480
I feel like straight people
326
00:14:49,482 --> 00:14:51,048
are into gender roles
or whatever.
327
00:14:51,050 --> 00:14:52,683
[Lisa] Well, I'm saying
break that rule,
328
00:14:52,685 --> 00:14:56,521
break and bury
that outdated sexist rule,
329
00:14:56,523 --> 00:14:58,156
and you are a catch,
330
00:14:58,158 --> 00:15:00,191
and you should message him.
331
00:15:00,193 --> 00:15:01,627
He'd be lucky to have you.
332
00:15:01,629 --> 00:15:03,031
Isn't that right, Danny?
333
00:15:03,033 --> 00:15:06,198
I mean, isn't your mom's hole
a total ace?
334
00:15:06,200 --> 00:15:07,768
- Eww!
- [giggling] Lisa!
335
00:15:07,770 --> 00:15:10,571
What? What?
336
00:15:10,573 --> 00:15:12,740
I said she's...
337
00:15:12,742 --> 00:15:14,610
- she's a ace in the hole.
- No.
338
00:15:14,612 --> 00:15:16,645
You didn't say that though.
339
00:15:16,647 --> 00:15:18,517
- That is not what you said.
- No.
340
00:15:19,650 --> 00:15:21,684
- All right.
- Oh!
341
00:15:21,686 --> 00:15:23,787
My hole is an ace.
342
00:15:23,789 --> 00:15:25,992
[laughing]
343
00:15:27,159 --> 00:15:28,626
[Lisa]
Totally.
344
00:15:28,628 --> 00:15:30,361
Oh, God.
345
00:15:30,363 --> 00:15:32,431
[coughs]
346
00:15:32,433 --> 00:15:35,068
Oh, Lord almighty,
I've killed my bestie.
347
00:15:35,070 --> 00:15:36,168
Are you okay?
348
00:15:36,170 --> 00:15:39,173
Drink. Breathe. Breathe.
349
00:15:39,175 --> 00:15:40,339
- Okay.
- Okay.
350
00:15:40,341 --> 00:15:42,108
I'm gonna do this.
I'm gonna do it!
351
00:15:42,110 --> 00:15:44,079
Yeah. Hashtag feminism.
352
00:15:44,081 --> 00:15:45,747
Exactly, hashtag feminism.
353
00:15:45,749 --> 00:15:47,782
- I'm too old for this.
- No, you are not too old.
354
00:15:47,784 --> 00:15:50,351
And old is good, by the way.
I love getting old.
355
00:15:50,353 --> 00:15:52,489
The older you get, the less
and less you give a shit
356
00:15:52,491 --> 00:15:54,124
about anyone or anything.
357
00:15:54,126 --> 00:15:56,092
- Clearly.
- Mm-hmm.
358
00:15:56,094 --> 00:15:57,563
All right, look at that.
359
00:16:01,402 --> 00:16:04,605
"Nice to meet
your virtual acquaintance."
360
00:16:06,607 --> 00:16:09,108
- Mom!
- What? I haven't met him yet.
361
00:16:09,110 --> 00:16:10,609
You cannot say that.
362
00:16:10,611 --> 00:16:12,214
Come on.
363
00:16:16,553 --> 00:16:20,789
[keyboard clacking]
364
00:16:20,791 --> 00:16:22,858
- Oh, my God.
- Oh, you're good.
365
00:16:22,860 --> 00:16:24,459
- It's good.
- I try.
366
00:16:24,461 --> 00:16:25,896
- Yeah.
- [phone dings]
367
00:16:25,898 --> 00:16:27,131
- Oh.
- Oh.
368
00:16:27,133 --> 00:16:29,165
Somebody sexting you?
369
00:16:29,167 --> 00:16:30,667
Come on.
370
00:16:30,669 --> 00:16:33,403
[Lisa] Oh, look at that
little sly smirk.
371
00:16:33,405 --> 00:16:34,705
- Hmm?
- [Joan sighs]
372
00:16:34,707 --> 00:16:36,908
- Uh, is it a fella?
- A fella?
373
00:16:36,910 --> 00:16:39,678
It's no one. He's from LA.
374
00:16:39,680 --> 00:16:42,282
Oh, sorry.
Excuse me, California.
375
00:16:42,284 --> 00:16:44,417
- Is it your ex?
- No.
376
00:16:44,419 --> 00:16:46,290
No. It...
377
00:16:47,857 --> 00:16:49,424
Okay, it's Khris.
378
00:16:49,426 --> 00:16:53,694
- Khris? As in Khris Restrepo?
- Hmm.
379
00:16:53,696 --> 00:16:56,498
But he was just at the party?
How could he be in Los Angeles?
380
00:16:56,500 --> 00:16:58,169
Mom, I was lying.
381
00:17:00,438 --> 00:17:02,639
Is he even gay, honey?
382
00:17:02,641 --> 00:17:04,608
[Lisa]
It doesn't matter anymore?
383
00:17:04,610 --> 00:17:06,644
As long as he has a huge dick?
384
00:17:06,646 --> 00:17:08,748
[all laughing]
385
00:17:08,750 --> 00:17:10,185
Amen.
386
00:17:11,886 --> 00:17:13,322
[Joan]
Oh, my God.
387
00:17:17,325 --> 00:17:18,760
[sighs]
388
00:17:18,762 --> 00:17:20,861
- Lisa's a nutjob.
- [Joan] I know.
389
00:17:20,863 --> 00:17:22,297
I love it.
390
00:17:22,299 --> 00:17:23,966
She's already sent me
three Facebooks today.
391
00:17:23,968 --> 00:17:26,834
- She's like a spy.
- Are you serious?
392
00:17:26,836 --> 00:17:28,905
I think she's enjoying this
more than me even.
393
00:17:28,907 --> 00:17:32,342
I mean, she has been married
to the same man for 30 years.
394
00:17:32,344 --> 00:17:33,544
She's probably pretty bored.
395
00:17:33,546 --> 00:17:34,946
[Joan] I suppose.
396
00:17:34,948 --> 00:17:36,883
So, what are you doing today?
397
00:17:38,551 --> 00:17:39,851
[woman on TV]
Big toes together.
398
00:17:39,853 --> 00:17:42,588
Just a little bit of space
between your heels.
399
00:17:42,590 --> 00:17:44,489
Lower your hips.
Lift your belly.
400
00:17:44,491 --> 00:17:45,924
- Arms high...
- [dogs barking]
401
00:17:45,926 --> 00:17:47,363
And then join your hands...
402
00:17:49,732 --> 00:17:51,565
[barking, growling]
403
00:17:51,567 --> 00:17:53,871
- What's up?
- Sorry!
404
00:17:57,242 --> 00:17:58,476
There you are.
405
00:18:00,244 --> 00:18:01,578
You're writing?
406
00:18:01,580 --> 00:18:03,280
Barely.
407
00:18:03,282 --> 00:18:04,783
I wanted to give
the bitches some air.
408
00:18:06,386 --> 00:18:07,488
Guess what?
409
00:18:08,588 --> 00:18:10,789
I have a date tonight.
410
00:18:10,791 --> 00:18:13,359
Oh, that's... that's great.
411
00:18:13,361 --> 00:18:15,360
Uh, with the CEO?
412
00:18:15,362 --> 00:18:16,795
Someone else.
413
00:18:16,797 --> 00:18:17,964
That's exciting.
414
00:18:17,966 --> 00:18:19,565
I'm freaking out.
415
00:18:19,567 --> 00:18:20,636
What am I gonna wear?
416
00:18:21,637 --> 00:18:22,438
I feel frumpy.
417
00:18:24,007 --> 00:18:25,539
That's because
you wear loose things.
418
00:18:25,541 --> 00:18:26,642
You gotta keep it tight.
419
00:18:26,644 --> 00:18:27,976
Then he'll see my stomach.
420
00:18:27,978 --> 00:18:29,377
Yeah, whatever.
421
00:18:29,379 --> 00:18:30,813
[sighs]
422
00:18:30,815 --> 00:18:32,551
Here, try this.
423
00:18:33,818 --> 00:18:36,019
I'm so glad you're gay.
424
00:18:36,021 --> 00:18:37,587
You know I don't like that.
425
00:18:37,589 --> 00:18:39,958
- What?
- Stereotypes.
426
00:18:39,960 --> 00:18:42,359
Well, if the heel fits.
427
00:18:42,361 --> 00:18:43,627
I'll let you change.
428
00:18:43,629 --> 00:18:44,963
What?
429
00:18:44,965 --> 00:18:46,665
That was funny.
430
00:18:46,667 --> 00:18:50,404
[TV playing indistinctly]
431
00:18:50,406 --> 00:18:51,741
[sighs]
432
00:18:55,411 --> 00:18:56,646
So?
433
00:18:58,448 --> 00:19:00,916
Holy shit, you look
like a MILF.
434
00:19:00,918 --> 00:19:04,387
- Really?
- Uh, like a classy one.
435
00:19:04,389 --> 00:19:06,325
I regret calling you a MILF.
436
00:19:07,793 --> 00:19:09,927
If for some reason I disappear,
437
00:19:09,929 --> 00:19:11,629
his name is Chester Patterson,
438
00:19:11,631 --> 00:19:13,332
and we're meeting at Brenda's,
439
00:19:13,334 --> 00:19:14,766
so you can start
the search there.
440
00:19:14,768 --> 00:19:16,701
Mom, I think if he was going
to murder you,
441
00:19:16,703 --> 00:19:18,970
he'd use, like,
an alias or something.
442
00:19:18,972 --> 00:19:20,940
Oh, my God, you're right.
443
00:19:20,942 --> 00:19:23,943
- Oh, my God.
- You're gonna be fine.
444
00:19:23,945 --> 00:19:25,348
Just go have fun.
445
00:19:26,381 --> 00:19:28,285
Okay. Okay.
446
00:19:29,552 --> 00:19:30,851
This is exciting.
447
00:19:30,853 --> 00:19:32,591
- I love you.
- I love you, too.
448
00:19:33,991 --> 00:19:35,360
[door closes]
449
00:19:36,860 --> 00:19:38,331
[sighs]
450
00:19:43,002 --> 00:19:46,404
Uh, so who you buying weed from
451
00:19:46,406 --> 00:19:47,973
in these parts?
452
00:19:47,975 --> 00:19:50,542
Oh, dude, I don't even know.
453
00:19:50,544 --> 00:19:52,010
This is from a homie at school.
454
00:19:52,012 --> 00:19:53,580
I could hook you up
with someone though.
455
00:19:53,582 --> 00:19:54,881
I mean, like,
he's kind of local.
456
00:19:54,883 --> 00:19:56,484
Oh, no, that's okay.
457
00:19:56,486 --> 00:19:58,486
I got into a really bad habit
458
00:19:58,488 --> 00:20:00,821
of smoking, like, once a day.
459
00:20:00,823 --> 00:20:02,857
Maybe twice.
460
00:20:02,859 --> 00:20:04,159
- Three times, max.
- [chuckles]
461
00:20:04,161 --> 00:20:07,997
- But... this is pretty dank.
- [chuckles]
462
00:20:07,999 --> 00:20:09,535
Oh. It's all right.
463
00:20:15,040 --> 00:20:17,474
Yo, where are your dogs?
464
00:20:17,476 --> 00:20:20,043
I can't believe they're just,
like, cooped up in here all day.
465
00:20:20,045 --> 00:20:22,950
I know. Uh, but I got like...
466
00:20:24,451 --> 00:20:26,186
pretty allergic to them
when I went away.
467
00:20:26,188 --> 00:20:27,721
[Khris]
Oh, dude, that sucks.
468
00:20:27,723 --> 00:20:29,792
Yeah, I feel bad, but...
469
00:20:30,893 --> 00:20:33,060
you know,
they're like rabid now.
470
00:20:33,062 --> 00:20:34,562
[laughing]
471
00:20:34,564 --> 00:20:37,198
Oh, man, I love playing
with dogs when I'm high.
472
00:20:37,200 --> 00:20:38,536
Same.
473
00:20:40,538 --> 00:20:43,441
Oh, yo, dude.
This is retro.
474
00:20:44,977 --> 00:20:46,146
Uh, yeah.
475
00:20:49,183 --> 00:20:51,182
Remember playing Battlefront,
476
00:20:51,184 --> 00:20:52,683
like, all the time
in eight grade?
477
00:20:52,685 --> 00:20:54,153
- It was so fire.
- Yeah.
478
00:20:54,155 --> 00:20:55,790
Fire.
[chuckles]
479
00:20:57,458 --> 00:20:59,926
So, "Star Wars" is what made me
wanna make movies
480
00:20:59,928 --> 00:21:01,163
in the first place actually.
481
00:21:02,764 --> 00:21:04,799
It's so cool that
you're doing that.
482
00:21:04,801 --> 00:21:07,202
- Really?
- Yeah.
483
00:21:07,204 --> 00:21:09,170
I don't know. I mean, hopefully,
one day it will be cool.
484
00:21:09,172 --> 00:21:12,076
I feel like right now
I'm just, like... floundering.
485
00:21:13,745 --> 00:21:15,177
Uh, but you're working
on something?
486
00:21:15,179 --> 00:21:17,246
Yeah, uh, a spec.
487
00:21:17,248 --> 00:21:19,182
It's a script.
488
00:21:19,184 --> 00:21:22,653
Um, but hopefully that
plus the TV job will...
489
00:21:22,655 --> 00:21:24,055
get me into a writer's room.
490
00:21:24,057 --> 00:21:25,122
Yeah, that's sick.
491
00:21:25,124 --> 00:21:26,627
Uh, what's your script about?
492
00:21:28,028 --> 00:21:30,196
Oh, I don't actually like
to, like,
493
00:21:30,198 --> 00:21:32,232
talk about it till I'm done.
494
00:21:32,234 --> 00:21:34,103
Oh, yeah, for sure.
It's fine.
495
00:21:36,771 --> 00:21:39,644
Yeah, it's a gay marriage movie
called "He Said Yes."
496
00:21:40,844 --> 00:21:42,645
It's pretty stupid actually.
497
00:21:42,647 --> 00:21:44,814
Nah, it's nice.
498
00:21:44,816 --> 00:21:46,050
I don't even wanna get married.
499
00:21:47,119 --> 00:21:48,851
Why not?
500
00:21:48,853 --> 00:21:50,553
I don't know. I mean...
501
00:21:50,555 --> 00:21:52,156
is it natural for two people
502
00:21:52,158 --> 00:21:54,692
to wanna be together
for the rest of their life?
503
00:21:54,694 --> 00:21:58,062
Oh, well, I mean,
my parents are still together.
504
00:21:58,064 --> 00:21:59,601
Yours are an exception.
505
00:22:01,202 --> 00:22:04,169
I mean, look, I don't know.
I... I guess I just feel guilty
506
00:22:04,171 --> 00:22:07,275
that I don't wanna get married
now that we, like, can.
507
00:22:07,277 --> 00:22:08,610
We fought so hard for it.
508
00:22:08,612 --> 00:22:12,214
Now, I just feel, like, ambivalent
about the whole situation.
509
00:22:12,216 --> 00:22:14,549
- Word.
- Yeah.
510
00:22:14,551 --> 00:22:16,818
You know, it's really cool
you came out, by the way.
511
00:22:16,820 --> 00:22:18,787
[chuckles]
512
00:22:18,789 --> 00:22:19,822
What?
513
00:22:19,824 --> 00:22:22,726
No, no, it's, uh...
514
00:22:22,728 --> 00:22:25,063
It's just a funny way
of putting it, but thank you.
515
00:22:25,065 --> 00:22:27,168
I'm glad you think it's cool.
516
00:22:28,301 --> 00:22:30,101
Uh...
[laughs]
517
00:22:30,103 --> 00:22:32,905
Was I ever really in,
is my question.
518
00:22:32,907 --> 00:22:34,240
[laughs]
519
00:22:34,242 --> 00:22:36,579
You know,
that's so true, actually.
520
00:22:37,612 --> 00:22:38,581
[door creaking]
521
00:22:40,050 --> 00:22:42,215
Oh, hi, Khris.
522
00:22:42,217 --> 00:22:44,686
Mrs. Wallace,
it's good to see you.
523
00:22:44,688 --> 00:22:46,525
What have you guys been up to?
524
00:22:48,058 --> 00:22:49,794
You're acting so weird.
What's...
525
00:22:55,735 --> 00:22:57,738
Uh, I'm gonna go.
526
00:22:58,838 --> 00:22:59,840
Yeah.
527
00:23:01,275 --> 00:23:02,310
I'll see you.
528
00:23:10,185 --> 00:23:11,919
So how was your date?
529
00:23:11,921 --> 00:23:14,122
Marijuana under my roof?
530
00:23:14,124 --> 00:23:15,092
Really?
531
00:23:16,092 --> 00:23:17,224
Our roof?
532
00:23:17,226 --> 00:23:19,063
Oh, are you paying rent now?
533
00:23:20,063 --> 00:23:21,196
Do you want me to start?
534
00:23:21,198 --> 00:23:25,135
Well, if you're gonna be
a bum, yeah.
535
00:23:25,137 --> 00:23:28,071
I thought you came back to get
away from that sort of thing.
536
00:23:28,073 --> 00:23:29,776
I know. I'm sorry.
537
00:23:30,909 --> 00:23:32,077
But, like, you do know that
538
00:23:32,079 --> 00:23:33,646
alcohol is much worse
for you, right?
539
00:23:33,648 --> 00:23:35,280
- Oh, I don't believe that.
- Oh, Mom,
540
00:23:35,282 --> 00:23:38,685
stop buying into this
Nancy Reagan bullshit
541
00:23:38,687 --> 00:23:39,852
and read an article for once.
542
00:23:39,854 --> 00:23:41,220
I read.
543
00:23:41,222 --> 00:23:43,123
Marijuana's illegal, Daniel.
544
00:23:43,125 --> 00:23:44,257
Not everywhere.
545
00:23:44,259 --> 00:23:46,160
Well, you're not
in California anymore.
546
00:23:46,162 --> 00:23:47,664
Yeah, no shit.
547
00:23:53,137 --> 00:23:54,671
Why don't you air out
the living room.
548
00:23:54,673 --> 00:23:57,141
I don't feel like smelling
your drugs.
549
00:23:57,143 --> 00:23:59,108
We smoked outside.
550
00:23:59,110 --> 00:24:01,078
Excuse me?
551
00:24:01,080 --> 00:24:02,849
So the neighbors could see you?
552
00:24:03,849 --> 00:24:06,819
No one saw us.
[chuckles]
553
00:24:06,821 --> 00:24:09,221
What, would you rather
we smoke in my room?
554
00:24:09,223 --> 00:24:11,791
Your room?
555
00:24:11,793 --> 00:24:13,894
You know what, why don't you
sleep there tonight
556
00:24:13,896 --> 00:24:15,796
if you're suddenly
such a badass.
557
00:24:15,798 --> 00:24:17,298
What?
558
00:24:17,300 --> 00:24:19,367
I mean, we should probably
get used to it anyway.
559
00:24:19,369 --> 00:24:21,106
[scoffs] It's not normal.
560
00:24:23,140 --> 00:24:26,242
What even is normal?
561
00:24:26,244 --> 00:24:28,812
The patriarchy is normal.
562
00:24:28,814 --> 00:24:31,748
And you know my mattress
hurts my back.
563
00:24:31,750 --> 00:24:33,386
There's air freshener
under the sink.
564
00:24:34,721 --> 00:24:36,023
I'm going to bed.
565
00:24:41,495 --> 00:24:43,031
And he was really sweet.
566
00:24:45,067 --> 00:24:47,233
You know? I had a good time.
567
00:24:47,235 --> 00:24:49,072
So, we'll see.
568
00:24:50,339 --> 00:24:52,376
[footsteps fading]
569
00:24:56,914 --> 00:24:58,183
[sighs]
570
00:25:06,458 --> 00:25:07,827
[sighs]
571
00:25:15,069 --> 00:25:16,438
[sighs]
572
00:25:24,514 --> 00:25:26,083
[phone beeps]
573
00:25:30,954 --> 00:25:33,292
'Sup. You horny?
574
00:25:37,496 --> 00:25:40,330
- Sure.
- [man] Any more pics?
575
00:25:40,332 --> 00:25:41,502
Ugh!
576
00:25:43,236 --> 00:25:44,371
[sighs]
577
00:25:46,507 --> 00:25:47,976
[man scoffs]
578
00:25:49,011 --> 00:25:51,145
I meant nudes, dude.
579
00:25:51,147 --> 00:25:52,750
Yeah, I know.
580
00:26:19,047 --> 00:26:20,250
[laughs]
581
00:26:23,319 --> 00:26:25,419
- Nice.
- You like it?
582
00:26:25,421 --> 00:26:26,990
Oh, yeah.
583
00:26:29,391 --> 00:26:31,926
So, what do you want
to do to me?
584
00:26:31,928 --> 00:26:33,063
Fuck you.
585
00:26:34,264 --> 00:26:36,565
- Hard.
- Oh, yeah?
586
00:26:36,567 --> 00:26:38,904
- You wanna meet up.
- Ever tried poppers?
587
00:26:43,508 --> 00:26:45,244
I actually don't know
what that is.
588
00:26:45,246 --> 00:26:47,411
[man] Makes you loose.
589
00:26:47,413 --> 00:26:50,984
Oh. Um... kinda sounds
like a lot.
590
00:26:50,986 --> 00:26:51,987
It's cool.
591
00:26:52,988 --> 00:26:53,957
I promise.
592
00:26:55,590 --> 00:26:57,391
I don't even know who you are,
593
00:26:57,393 --> 00:26:59,326
so... that could...
594
00:26:59,328 --> 00:27:00,330
You're funny.
595
00:27:01,397 --> 00:27:03,900
Man, I would fuck you so hard,
596
00:27:03,902 --> 00:27:05,233
we won't even need a condom.
597
00:27:05,235 --> 00:27:06,269
What?
598
00:27:06,271 --> 00:27:08,070
Oh, God. Okay.
599
00:27:08,072 --> 00:27:11,407
Seriously, I'm not gonna have
sex with you, okay.
600
00:27:11,409 --> 00:27:13,211
But if you want a blowjob,
let's meet up.
601
00:27:13,213 --> 00:27:15,046
- That's it?
- Yes.
602
00:27:15,048 --> 00:27:17,281
I don't even know
where you've been, man.
603
00:27:17,283 --> 00:27:20,618
And honestly, I don't really
want to have sex right now.
604
00:27:20,620 --> 00:27:22,157
I had a huge dinner.
605
00:27:24,226 --> 00:27:25,895
Just a little ass play?
606
00:27:27,363 --> 00:27:28,632
[sighs]
607
00:27:29,699 --> 00:27:30,933
Okay.
608
00:27:33,202 --> 00:27:34,503
Where do you want to meet?
609
00:27:34,505 --> 00:27:36,875
Let me see that ass,
one more time.
610
00:27:43,982 --> 00:27:46,049
- Ooh.
- [man] Bend over.
611
00:27:46,051 --> 00:27:47,521
- What? Oh.
- Bend over.
612
00:27:49,990 --> 00:27:51,624
[man moaning]
613
00:27:51,626 --> 00:27:54,727
Yeah, I'm pretty sure there's,
like, a park around the corner
614
00:27:54,729 --> 00:27:57,431
if you just wanna meet there.
615
00:27:57,433 --> 00:27:58,568
Um...
616
00:28:01,271 --> 00:28:03,040
Fucking son of a bitch.
617
00:28:06,377 --> 00:28:08,209
[Danny]
So what's this guy's name again?
618
00:28:08,211 --> 00:28:09,477
Chester.
619
00:28:09,479 --> 00:28:11,380
Hmm. Chester.
620
00:28:11,382 --> 00:28:12,482
Yeah.
621
00:28:12,484 --> 00:28:14,016
Isn't that like a dog's name?
622
00:28:14,018 --> 00:28:15,386
Be nice.
623
00:28:15,388 --> 00:28:16,754
He's nice.
624
00:28:16,756 --> 00:28:18,656
He's nice.
625
00:28:18,658 --> 00:28:21,293
So, guess it's back
to the web then.
626
00:28:21,295 --> 00:28:22,660
What?
627
00:28:22,662 --> 00:28:23,695
No.
628
00:28:23,697 --> 00:28:25,000
Nice is good.
629
00:28:26,000 --> 00:28:27,302
Why is nice bad?
630
00:28:28,435 --> 00:28:30,537
I don't know.
I just feel like it's...
631
00:28:30,539 --> 00:28:33,339
what you say when there's, like,
nothing really else to say.
632
00:28:33,341 --> 00:28:34,509
Oh, no.
633
00:28:34,511 --> 00:28:35,676
I think nice is good.
634
00:28:35,678 --> 00:28:39,083
Nice and... sweet and fun.
635
00:28:41,651 --> 00:28:44,186
Are you sure you're not, like...
636
00:28:44,188 --> 00:28:46,455
settling?
637
00:28:46,457 --> 00:28:47,659
I don't think so.
638
00:28:48,695 --> 00:28:50,261
We were there
for almost an hour
639
00:28:50,263 --> 00:28:52,562
before we even ordered.
640
00:28:52,564 --> 00:28:54,565
Just talking.
641
00:28:54,567 --> 00:28:57,136
He texted me good night, too.
642
00:28:57,138 --> 00:28:59,074
- Really?
- Yeah.
643
00:29:01,410 --> 00:29:03,276
So what's he do?
644
00:29:03,278 --> 00:29:05,112
He's in plastics.
645
00:29:05,114 --> 00:29:08,417
And before you call him a blood-sucking
demon, they're renewable.
646
00:29:08,419 --> 00:29:10,518
They're made of corn.
647
00:29:10,520 --> 00:29:12,155
Did you check his credentials?
648
00:29:13,223 --> 00:29:15,158
- Lisa did.
- Hmm.
649
00:29:15,160 --> 00:29:17,293
Oh, and he's an artist.
650
00:29:17,295 --> 00:29:19,595
He plays guitar in a band.
651
00:29:19,597 --> 00:29:21,097
Stop it.
652
00:29:21,099 --> 00:29:22,733
What? I thought
you'd appreciate that.
653
00:29:22,735 --> 00:29:26,404
I do. It's just... classic.
654
00:29:26,406 --> 00:29:28,840
Anyway, I brought a bottle
of wine to dinner.
655
00:29:28,842 --> 00:29:31,510
It's, you know, a BYOB place.
656
00:29:31,512 --> 00:29:32,812
- The best.
- Hmm.
657
00:29:32,814 --> 00:29:34,647
I didn't wanna take your red,
658
00:29:34,649 --> 00:29:37,651
but all I had was
a giant magnum of Pinot.
659
00:29:37,653 --> 00:29:39,853
- You didn't.
- I did.
660
00:29:39,855 --> 00:29:41,423
But I left it in the car.
661
00:29:41,425 --> 00:29:44,095
By the time I remembered,
we were on to dessert.
662
00:29:45,395 --> 00:29:47,399
He said we'd have
to split the wine next time.
663
00:29:48,566 --> 00:29:49,732
- Next time?
- Yeah.
664
00:29:49,734 --> 00:29:51,338
- [phone chimes]
- Ooh, maybe that's him.
665
00:29:52,572 --> 00:29:54,505
It is.
666
00:29:54,507 --> 00:29:57,808
I sent him one of those picture
thingys a video picture.
667
00:29:57,810 --> 00:30:00,211
- A GIF?
- Yeah.
668
00:30:00,213 --> 00:30:02,147
Is that how it's pronounced?
669
00:30:02,149 --> 00:30:03,384
No one really knows.
670
00:30:04,652 --> 00:30:05,685
What are you doing?
671
00:30:05,687 --> 00:30:07,386
Texting.
672
00:30:07,388 --> 00:30:09,722
You can't respond right away.
673
00:30:09,724 --> 00:30:11,893
You sent him three messages
in a row.
674
00:30:11,895 --> 00:30:13,260
Mom, no.
675
00:30:13,262 --> 00:30:14,628
What?
676
00:30:14,630 --> 00:30:16,298
You gotta play the game.
677
00:30:16,300 --> 00:30:18,466
Game? What game?
678
00:30:18,468 --> 00:30:21,338
Chester doesn't think like that.
679
00:30:21,340 --> 00:30:22,906
You went on, like,
a date with him.
680
00:30:22,908 --> 00:30:25,176
How do you know
how he thinks?
681
00:30:25,178 --> 00:30:26,246
[giggling]
682
00:30:28,781 --> 00:30:32,120
Here, will you drive? I don't
want to text behind the wheel.
683
00:30:33,687 --> 00:30:35,224
Sure.
684
00:30:39,495 --> 00:30:41,195
[TV plays indistinctly]
685
00:30:41,197 --> 00:30:43,100
What's another way
to say LOL?
686
00:30:44,233 --> 00:30:46,103
Okay. I think you need
younger friends.
687
00:30:47,304 --> 00:30:50,672
Aw! Joan, like, deserves it.
688
00:30:50,674 --> 00:30:52,208
How did they meet?
689
00:30:52,210 --> 00:30:54,644
[Danny]
Some dating site actually.
690
00:30:54,646 --> 00:30:57,713
I was pretty sure, like, she
would meet some duds at first,
691
00:30:57,715 --> 00:30:59,887
but she kinda hit the jackpot.
692
00:31:01,620 --> 00:31:03,588
Good for her.
693
00:31:03,590 --> 00:31:05,758
Those are, like,
really in right now.
694
00:31:05,760 --> 00:31:08,528
- Yeah.
- I should make a profile.
695
00:31:08,530 --> 00:31:09,829
Don't you have a boyfriend?
696
00:31:09,831 --> 00:31:13,466
I mean, we're not, like,
exclusive or whatever.
697
00:31:13,468 --> 00:31:14,936
Hmm. Right.
698
00:31:14,938 --> 00:31:16,571
♪ Bad girl ♪
699
00:31:16,573 --> 00:31:18,372
How's your job search going?
700
00:31:18,374 --> 00:31:20,310
Or are you like even looking?
701
00:31:21,612 --> 00:31:23,612
Kind of. I don't know.
702
00:31:23,614 --> 00:31:26,850
I'm basically waiting around
for an email, so...
703
00:31:26,852 --> 00:31:28,718
Well, did you, like,
follow up with them?
704
00:31:28,720 --> 00:31:30,653
Of course.
705
00:31:30,655 --> 00:31:33,225
I literally wrote them
a letter by hand.
706
00:31:33,227 --> 00:31:34,858
- Wow.
- Hmm.
707
00:31:34,860 --> 00:31:37,363
But that was
two weeks ago, so...
708
00:31:37,365 --> 00:31:38,897
I don't know, I just
don't want to be annoying.
709
00:31:38,899 --> 00:31:41,300
Danny, you need to take charge.
710
00:31:41,302 --> 00:31:43,270
Sheryl Sandberg says
it's important to, like,
711
00:31:43,272 --> 00:31:44,439
make yourself heard.
712
00:31:45,840 --> 00:31:47,375
[Danny]
You working girl.
713
00:31:47,377 --> 00:31:48,509
I'll draft you an email.
714
00:31:48,511 --> 00:31:49,711
It's really okay.
715
00:31:49,713 --> 00:31:51,480
No, seriously, it's like
the least I can do.
716
00:31:51,482 --> 00:31:53,448
If I were you, I would die.
717
00:31:53,450 --> 00:31:54,483
[horn blaring]
718
00:31:54,485 --> 00:31:56,552
[laughing]
Come on.
719
00:31:56,554 --> 00:31:58,754
[electronic dance music playing]
720
00:31:58,756 --> 00:32:00,427
♪ Now that we're together ♪
721
00:32:05,932 --> 00:32:07,935
♪ Now that we're together ♪
722
00:32:13,441 --> 00:32:15,444
♪ Now that we're together ♪
723
00:32:20,817 --> 00:32:22,987
♪ Now that we're together ♪
724
00:32:28,025 --> 00:32:30,860
♪ Now that we're together ♪
725
00:32:30,862 --> 00:32:32,362
I mean, it's a gay club.
726
00:32:32,364 --> 00:32:34,632
Why do straight girls have
to come in and ruin it?
727
00:32:34,634 --> 00:32:36,600
Girl, it's all about ratios.
728
00:32:36,602 --> 00:32:38,703
A straight guy's got a
better chance getting laid here
729
00:32:38,705 --> 00:32:40,305
than anywhere else.
730
00:32:40,307 --> 00:32:42,741
- Raiders are gross.
- Girl.
731
00:32:42,743 --> 00:32:43,980
No, I don't do tobacco.
732
00:32:45,479 --> 00:32:46,913
What about crack?
733
00:32:46,915 --> 00:32:48,716
♪ Danger ♪
734
00:32:48,718 --> 00:32:50,885
- Hey.
- Hey.
735
00:32:50,887 --> 00:32:52,652
Can we go?
736
00:32:52,654 --> 00:32:54,723
Just... Just a few more minutes.
737
00:32:54,725 --> 00:32:57,892
♪ I start to feel electric ♪
738
00:32:57,894 --> 00:32:59,597
[horns honk]
739
00:33:40,813 --> 00:33:42,980
Oh. Sorry.
740
00:33:42,982 --> 00:33:45,552
- Hey, I'm Danny.
- Tsk!
741
00:33:47,454 --> 00:33:48,921
Oh.
742
00:33:48,923 --> 00:33:51,959
I like your profile.
743
00:33:51,961 --> 00:33:52,992
[chuckles]
744
00:33:52,994 --> 00:33:54,627
A masc for masc only.
745
00:33:54,629 --> 00:33:56,599
Oh. Okay.
746
00:33:57,834 --> 00:33:59,834
Hey, you looking
for a threesome?
747
00:33:59,836 --> 00:34:02,671
Not... particularly.
748
00:34:02,673 --> 00:34:03,974
Tease.
749
00:34:35,847 --> 00:34:37,149
- Oh.
- [door closes]
750
00:34:38,850 --> 00:34:39,919
[Joan] Danny...
751
00:34:41,019 --> 00:34:42,752
I'd like you to meet Chester.
752
00:34:42,754 --> 00:34:44,989
- Hey.
- Hey, nice to meet you.
753
00:34:44,991 --> 00:34:46,990
Your mom's told me
a lot about you.
754
00:34:46,992 --> 00:34:48,227
Likewise.
755
00:34:48,229 --> 00:34:50,599
I mean, uh,
not a lot, but...
756
00:34:51,666 --> 00:34:52,798
Yeah, hell with that.
757
00:34:52,800 --> 00:34:54,034
I don't know
anything about you.
758
00:34:54,036 --> 00:34:56,168
In fact, who are you?
Are you related?
759
00:34:56,170 --> 00:34:57,237
[chuckles]
760
00:34:57,239 --> 00:34:59,109
Depends on his mood actually.
761
00:35:00,543 --> 00:35:02,542
- Cute.
- Hmm.
762
00:35:02,544 --> 00:35:04,679
So, how was the city?
763
00:35:04,681 --> 00:35:06,551
Uh, fine. Not too memorable.
764
00:35:08,820 --> 00:35:10,686
How's Tanya doing?
765
00:35:10,688 --> 00:35:12,989
Good. Um...
766
00:35:12,991 --> 00:35:14,824
Well, she's kind of a cunt.
767
00:35:14,826 --> 00:35:17,496
- Daniel!
- Sorry, she is.
768
00:35:17,498 --> 00:35:19,831
You just met him,
and you're saying that?
769
00:35:19,833 --> 00:35:22,268
Sorry. I am, like,
a feminist...
770
00:35:22,270 --> 00:35:23,268
Oh, it's fine.
771
00:35:23,270 --> 00:35:25,774
Sailor talk's a full notch
above small talk.
772
00:35:27,041 --> 00:35:28,675
- Aargh.
- Aargh!
773
00:35:28,677 --> 00:35:30,947
Wait, I said sailors,
not pirates.
774
00:35:33,283 --> 00:35:34,585
What?
775
00:35:36,786 --> 00:35:38,989
So what are you guys
doing today?
776
00:35:40,757 --> 00:35:41,860
[laughing]
I know...
777
00:35:52,740 --> 00:35:55,109
♪ ♪
778
00:36:01,316 --> 00:36:04,019
♪ ♪
779
00:36:11,195 --> 00:36:13,929
- Oh! Whoa!
- [laughing]
780
00:36:13,931 --> 00:36:15,698
Easy does it.
781
00:36:15,700 --> 00:36:17,801
- All right.
- All right?
782
00:36:17,803 --> 00:36:19,236
Is that funny, too?
783
00:36:19,238 --> 00:36:20,572
- [farts]
- Oh!
784
00:36:20,574 --> 00:36:21,976
Oh, no!
785
00:36:31,319 --> 00:36:33,252
- Oh, my God.
- Oh!
786
00:36:33,254 --> 00:36:35,289
- Sorry. Didn't mean to sneak up on you.
- Hi.
787
00:36:35,291 --> 00:36:36,526
It's okay.
788
00:36:37,860 --> 00:36:41,663
So, your mom says
you're quite the yogi.
789
00:36:41,665 --> 00:36:42,830
Mm-hmm.
790
00:36:42,832 --> 00:36:43,999
- Yeah?
- Hmm.
791
00:36:44,001 --> 00:36:45,635
I tried yoga.
792
00:36:45,637 --> 00:36:46,735
Once.
793
00:36:46,737 --> 00:36:48,772
I could barely touch
my toes.
794
00:36:48,774 --> 00:36:51,040
Same. Yeah. When I started.
795
00:36:51,042 --> 00:36:52,745
It was the same for me, too.
796
00:37:02,323 --> 00:37:03,856
Did you need something
in the kitchen?
797
00:37:03,858 --> 00:37:05,391
No, I didn't, no.
798
00:37:05,393 --> 00:37:06,994
I... Yeah, I mean,
yes, I did.
799
00:37:06,996 --> 00:37:08,261
I... A towel.
800
00:37:08,263 --> 00:37:10,098
Oh, yeah, totally.
801
00:37:10,100 --> 00:37:11,899
- Well, we keep...
- Oh, here.
802
00:37:11,901 --> 00:37:14,239
- Oh.
- Oh, sorry. No. This. Fine.
803
00:37:17,075 --> 00:37:19,642
Hi, boys.
804
00:37:19,644 --> 00:37:21,846
Hey.
805
00:37:21,848 --> 00:37:24,315
We are thinking
about grilling later.
806
00:37:24,317 --> 00:37:26,651
You want to join us?
807
00:37:26,653 --> 00:37:28,121
Uh, actually, I have a date.
808
00:37:29,423 --> 00:37:30,988
- Really?
- Yeah.
809
00:37:30,990 --> 00:37:33,326
It's not a big deal.
I'm not that into him,
810
00:37:33,328 --> 00:37:34,797
but he's cute, so...
811
00:37:35,897 --> 00:37:37,197
Is he dark?
812
00:37:37,199 --> 00:37:38,601
What?
813
00:37:39,768 --> 00:37:42,337
However you would say it.
Ethnic or...
814
00:37:42,339 --> 00:37:43,837
Mom.
815
00:37:43,839 --> 00:37:47,011
What? You date darker guys.
816
00:37:48,012 --> 00:37:49,711
Yeah, he's Filipino.
817
00:37:49,713 --> 00:37:51,147
See, you have a type.
818
00:37:51,149 --> 00:37:54,686
Okay, but I feel like having
a type is racist, okay?
819
00:37:55,822 --> 00:37:56,853
Anyway,
820
00:37:56,855 --> 00:37:58,658
I'm gonna go get ready.
821
00:38:00,695 --> 00:38:01,830
Nice chat.
822
00:38:21,719 --> 00:38:24,221
Hi. Um, it's under Wallace.
For two.
823
00:38:24,223 --> 00:38:25,489
Sorry, I'm late.
824
00:38:25,491 --> 00:38:26,993
Is he here?
825
00:38:29,896 --> 00:38:34,232
♪ When we were kids ♪
826
00:38:34,234 --> 00:38:41,942
♪ We would run under
the sky was so blue ♪
827
00:38:41,944 --> 00:38:47,184
♪ I couldn't keep
my eyes off of you ♪
828
00:38:48,886 --> 00:38:51,085
- Hey.
- I hurt my foot.
829
00:38:51,087 --> 00:38:53,323
- What?
- I hurt my foot, so I can't come.
830
00:38:53,325 --> 00:38:54,427
Sorry.
831
00:38:55,860 --> 00:38:58,330
- Oh.
- That's S-R-Y.
832
00:39:00,265 --> 00:39:01,332
Right.
833
00:39:01,334 --> 00:39:03,970
♪ Remember when ♪
834
00:39:05,005 --> 00:39:08,875
♪ We would love blind living ♪
835
00:39:08,877 --> 00:39:12,780
♪ Fell from the stars ♪
836
00:39:12,782 --> 00:39:14,451
[burps]
837
00:39:20,490 --> 00:39:21,993
[sighs]
838
00:39:33,005 --> 00:39:35,438
[woman on screen] Laura told me
you work in advertising.
839
00:39:35,440 --> 00:39:37,175
How did you get into that?
840
00:39:37,177 --> 00:39:39,311
[man] I graduated
with a degree in marketing.
841
00:39:39,313 --> 00:39:42,181
Started working for my father's
company right outta college.
842
00:39:42,183 --> 00:39:43,917
[woman] So that's how
you made the transition
843
00:39:43,919 --> 00:39:45,185
from school mascot.
844
00:39:45,187 --> 00:39:46,553
[growling]
845
00:39:46,555 --> 00:39:49,088
- [laughing]
- [man] Ah.
846
00:39:49,090 --> 00:39:50,159
That's one thing
I was hoping...
847
00:39:52,395 --> 00:39:53,460
Oh, Danny.
848
00:39:53,462 --> 00:39:56,034
[laughing]
How did it go?
849
00:39:58,302 --> 00:39:59,471
It was good.
850
00:40:01,240 --> 00:40:02,573
What's wrong?
851
00:40:02,575 --> 00:40:05,876
Nothing. No...
I'm just, I'm just tired.
852
00:40:05,878 --> 00:40:07,144
I'm fine.
853
00:40:07,146 --> 00:40:08,415
- I'm fine.
- Mom.
854
00:40:10,050 --> 00:40:11,452
[Joan sighs]
855
00:40:12,887 --> 00:40:14,256
We were watching a movie...
856
00:40:15,523 --> 00:40:17,292
Chester and I and...
857
00:40:21,463 --> 00:40:22,799
I...
858
00:40:24,167 --> 00:40:26,134
I mean, I was feeling...
859
00:40:26,136 --> 00:40:27,603
good...
860
00:40:27,605 --> 00:40:30,042
for the first time
in a long while.
861
00:40:31,443 --> 00:40:32,945
I mean, really good.
862
00:40:34,180 --> 00:40:35,382
And...
863
00:40:37,549 --> 00:40:39,519
I just started thinking
about Daddy,
864
00:40:40,987 --> 00:40:43,191
and I got so guilty.
865
00:40:45,260 --> 00:40:47,028
I mean, that's his couch.
866
00:40:51,900 --> 00:40:53,838
And Chester noticed and...
867
00:40:56,006 --> 00:40:57,972
He noticed that
I was acting weird,
868
00:40:57,974 --> 00:41:01,043
and I didn't know what to do
869
00:41:01,045 --> 00:41:02,448
and I panicked and...
870
00:41:04,249 --> 00:41:06,983
told him I was tired
and asked him to leave.
871
00:41:06,985 --> 00:41:08,219
What?
872
00:41:08,221 --> 00:41:11,324
I thought I was ready
to start dating again.
873
00:41:16,195 --> 00:41:19,535
You know I'll never love anyone
as much as Daddy.
874
00:41:20,634 --> 00:41:21,968
Right?
875
00:41:21,970 --> 00:41:23,173
I know.
876
00:41:28,245 --> 00:41:30,513
So, does this mean you don't
want to see Chester anymore?
877
00:41:33,083 --> 00:41:34,219
I don't know.
878
00:41:36,254 --> 00:41:38,388
I mean, no.
879
00:41:38,390 --> 00:41:41,395
No, I'm just throwing myself
a little pity party.
880
00:41:43,630 --> 00:41:45,464
Do you like him?
881
00:41:45,466 --> 00:41:47,102
Yes. Yeah.
882
00:41:49,003 --> 00:41:51,540
You know, it takes me a while
to warm up to anyone.
883
00:41:54,076 --> 00:41:55,145
He's great.
884
00:41:56,412 --> 00:41:57,514
He is great.
885
00:41:59,247 --> 00:42:00,551
How was your date?
886
00:42:02,286 --> 00:42:03,417
[softly]
It was good.
887
00:42:03,419 --> 00:42:04,686
It was good.
888
00:42:04,688 --> 00:42:05,990
Um...
889
00:42:07,425 --> 00:42:09,057
He was nice.
890
00:42:09,059 --> 00:42:10,426
Ah!
891
00:42:10,428 --> 00:42:11,530
Nice.
892
00:42:12,531 --> 00:42:13,633
[chuckles]
893
00:42:14,634 --> 00:42:16,269
He paid, so...
894
00:42:17,704 --> 00:42:20,006
Well, at least you went out.
895
00:42:20,008 --> 00:42:21,042
Yeah.
896
00:42:22,743 --> 00:42:24,480
How do you decide who pays?
897
00:42:25,681 --> 00:42:28,318
I don't know.
It's not really assumed.
898
00:42:29,753 --> 00:42:31,220
He offered, so...
899
00:42:32,254 --> 00:42:33,725
Interesting.
900
00:42:40,164 --> 00:42:41,333
Okay, Mom.
901
00:42:42,401 --> 00:42:44,034
I'm gonna hit the hay.
902
00:42:44,036 --> 00:42:45,339
I'll be up in a little bit.
903
00:42:46,438 --> 00:42:48,075
Sleeping in my room now,
remember?
904
00:42:49,108 --> 00:42:50,307
I know.
905
00:42:50,309 --> 00:42:52,477
I was just saying.
906
00:42:52,479 --> 00:42:53,812
Good.
907
00:42:53,814 --> 00:42:55,249
[mutters]
Good.
908
00:43:16,475 --> 00:43:17,778
[sighs]
909
00:43:24,117 --> 00:43:25,152
[sighs]
910
00:43:34,831 --> 00:43:38,335
- [TV playing indistinctly]
- [phone buzzing]
911
00:43:40,637 --> 00:43:41,871
Yo.
912
00:43:41,873 --> 00:43:44,206
[Danny on phone] Hey, I was
wondering if maybe you could,
913
00:43:44,208 --> 00:43:46,609
um, send me the number of
that guy you were talking about.
914
00:43:46,611 --> 00:43:49,145
Feeling a little blocked.
915
00:43:49,147 --> 00:43:50,748
Uh, sorry, dude. Yeah.
916
00:43:50,750 --> 00:43:53,518
My homie from school's
down the Shore, actually.
917
00:43:53,520 --> 00:43:55,120
Oh.
918
00:43:55,122 --> 00:43:58,457
Um, but there's actually
this other kid I know about.
919
00:43:58,459 --> 00:44:01,795
Um, the only thing is
he's in high school.
920
00:44:01,797 --> 00:44:03,896
- Ah...
- Friends with my little bro.
921
00:44:03,898 --> 00:44:05,466
That's embarrassing.
922
00:44:05,468 --> 00:44:06,736
Yeah.
923
00:44:08,403 --> 00:44:11,442
♪ ♪
924
00:44:14,378 --> 00:44:15,447
That's Norman's house.
925
00:44:16,780 --> 00:44:19,415
- Dude, my mom's here.
- What the fuck?
926
00:44:19,417 --> 00:44:22,853
- Yeah. Sorry.
- Jesus, man. Fuckin'...
927
00:44:22,855 --> 00:44:24,258
Yeah.
928
00:44:28,529 --> 00:44:30,763
- Yo.
- Dude, what the fuck?
929
00:44:30,765 --> 00:44:32,698
My mom's here.
I'd to run 'round the back.
930
00:44:32,700 --> 00:44:34,237
Oh, shit.
931
00:44:35,538 --> 00:44:38,339
So, are, are we trying
to drive away or...
932
00:44:38,341 --> 00:44:41,241
No, man. It's totally chill.
I just don't want her watching.
933
00:44:41,243 --> 00:44:43,545
For sure.
934
00:44:43,547 --> 00:44:45,748
All right. Um, this is
my friend, Danny.
935
00:44:45,750 --> 00:44:47,783
Danny, what's up, man?
936
00:44:47,785 --> 00:44:50,287
Boom! Brap, brap, brap!
937
00:44:50,289 --> 00:44:51,488
[mimicking explosion]
938
00:44:51,490 --> 00:44:52,723
[laughing]
939
00:44:52,725 --> 00:44:53,759
This guy's chill.
940
00:44:55,328 --> 00:44:57,396
So, how much you want?
941
00:44:57,398 --> 00:44:58,696
Oh, uh...
942
00:44:58,698 --> 00:45:01,200
I don't know. I was thinking
maybe you could just
943
00:45:01,202 --> 00:45:03,203
roll me, like, three joints.
944
00:45:03,205 --> 00:45:04,904
You want me
to roll you three joints?
945
00:45:04,906 --> 00:45:07,474
Yeah. I'm trying to cut back
946
00:45:07,476 --> 00:45:10,244
- and don't have a bong at home.
- That sucks, man.
947
00:45:10,246 --> 00:45:11,879
You could always make
an apple bong.
948
00:45:11,881 --> 00:45:14,882
[chuckles]
And I'm not a child, so.
949
00:45:14,884 --> 00:45:16,751
I was kidding.
950
00:45:16,753 --> 00:45:19,655
[Norman] I used to blaze like
that every day in seventh grade.
951
00:45:19,657 --> 00:45:22,859
Oh, do you have to, uh,
like, do that in here?
952
00:45:22,861 --> 00:45:24,864
My mom has this really
heightened sense of smell.
953
00:45:26,565 --> 00:45:28,501
Don't be such a pussy, dude.
954
00:45:29,703 --> 00:45:31,573
That's, like, kind of sexist.
955
00:45:32,707 --> 00:45:34,240
[snickers]
956
00:45:34,242 --> 00:45:36,545
I love this guy.
"That's sexist."
957
00:45:38,480 --> 00:45:39,682
So, how much?
958
00:45:41,350 --> 00:45:42,917
[Norman]
Forty bucks.
959
00:45:42,919 --> 00:45:44,484
Forty bucks for three joints?
960
00:45:44,486 --> 00:45:45,890
[Norman]
That's fair.
961
00:45:47,757 --> 00:45:49,393
I miss California.
962
00:45:52,796 --> 00:45:54,430
I'm gonna go ahead
and put that on the list
963
00:45:54,432 --> 00:45:56,333
of personal low points for me.
964
00:45:56,335 --> 00:45:58,301
Dude, I know.
965
00:45:58,303 --> 00:46:00,938
All the old dealers are
in rehab, but whatever.
966
00:46:00,940 --> 00:46:02,706
This town's so fucking dry.
967
00:46:02,708 --> 00:46:04,777
How old is that kid?
968
00:46:04,779 --> 00:46:06,411
Fifteen, I think.
969
00:46:06,413 --> 00:46:07,682
Jesus.
970
00:46:08,850 --> 00:46:11,717
You wanna get some food
or something?
971
00:46:11,719 --> 00:46:14,821
Fine. I could actually go
for some diner food.
972
00:46:14,823 --> 00:46:17,524
How many times
can I be high at the diner?
973
00:46:17,526 --> 00:46:18,960
Oh, so is that a no?
974
00:46:18,962 --> 00:46:20,695
- No. I'm down.
- Perf... [indistinct]
975
00:46:20,697 --> 00:46:22,764
[phone chimes]
976
00:46:22,766 --> 00:46:25,468
Oh, fuck. That producer.
977
00:46:25,470 --> 00:46:26,903
[Khris]
Producer?
978
00:46:26,905 --> 00:46:28,471
Oh, that show.
979
00:46:28,473 --> 00:46:30,376
[Khris]
Oh, what does it say?
980
00:46:35,615 --> 00:46:38,553
♪ ♪
981
00:46:55,706 --> 00:46:56,907
[sighs]
982
00:47:04,918 --> 00:47:06,583
[farting]
983
00:47:06,585 --> 00:47:08,754
[sighs]
984
00:47:08,756 --> 00:47:09,891
[phone chimes]
985
00:47:15,563 --> 00:47:16,700
[groans]
986
00:47:17,733 --> 00:47:19,066
These are due
in about two weeks,
987
00:47:19,068 --> 00:47:21,369
and you can just leave that
in the box outside.
988
00:47:21,371 --> 00:47:23,040
It's usually easier
than talking to people.
989
00:47:28,979 --> 00:47:30,881
- Hey.
- Find everything okay?
990
00:47:30,883 --> 00:47:32,451
Yeah, thanks.
991
00:47:34,652 --> 00:47:37,525
♪ ♪
992
00:47:50,106 --> 00:47:51,341
[sighs]
993
00:47:53,809 --> 00:47:54,946
Oh, wow.
994
00:47:55,946 --> 00:47:58,415
- Thank you.
- Oh, of course.
995
00:47:59,617 --> 00:48:01,117
I can tell you're so special.
996
00:48:01,119 --> 00:48:02,986
Really?
997
00:48:02,988 --> 00:48:05,589
Yes, you deserve to be happy.
998
00:48:05,591 --> 00:48:07,594
- Rich.
- Thank you.
999
00:48:09,095 --> 00:48:10,928
You should have got
that TV job?
1000
00:48:10,930 --> 00:48:14,466
- Right?
- You're so qualified.
1001
00:48:14,468 --> 00:48:15,935
Come to Los Angeles with me.
1002
00:48:15,937 --> 00:48:18,671
I'll give you all the money
that you need
1003
00:48:18,673 --> 00:48:20,173
to make your dreams come true.
1004
00:48:20,175 --> 00:48:21,842
That's...
1005
00:48:21,844 --> 00:48:23,177
Thank you.
1006
00:48:23,179 --> 00:48:25,946
But now, lean back.
1007
00:48:25,948 --> 00:48:28,883
Let me give you
the best blowjob of your life.
1008
00:48:28,885 --> 00:48:30,755
I mean, okay.
1009
00:48:33,559 --> 00:48:34,961
Sorry.
1010
00:48:37,129 --> 00:48:38,963
Is everything all right?
1011
00:48:38,965 --> 00:48:40,197
You seem a little off today.
1012
00:48:40,199 --> 00:48:42,166
- I do?
- Yeah.
1013
00:48:42,168 --> 00:48:44,736
- I quit.
- What?
1014
00:48:44,738 --> 00:48:48,107
Oh, did you get that TV job?
Oh, that's great.
1015
00:48:48,109 --> 00:48:50,009
Your mom was telling me
how much you wanted that...
1016
00:48:50,011 --> 00:48:52,011
No, I didn't get the TV job.
1017
00:48:52,013 --> 00:48:53,981
Oh, I'm sorry.
1018
00:48:53,983 --> 00:48:56,050
Don't be. I'm moving back
to California.
1019
00:48:56,052 --> 00:48:57,188
You are?
1020
00:48:58,254 --> 00:49:00,121
- Yeah.
- [scoffs]
1021
00:49:00,123 --> 00:49:01,159
Yes.
1022
00:49:02,659 --> 00:49:04,593
Hey, this is Danny.
1023
00:49:04,595 --> 00:49:06,095
I don't know why I'm leaving
a voice mail,
1024
00:49:06,097 --> 00:49:08,498
but, um, I have, like,
a pretty crazy idea
1025
00:49:08,500 --> 00:49:10,100
so call me back.
1026
00:49:10,102 --> 00:49:14,271
[pop song playing on speakers]
1027
00:49:14,273 --> 00:49:16,174
- [humming along]
- [knocking on door]
1028
00:49:16,176 --> 00:49:17,977
[Joan]
Danny, can I come in?
1029
00:49:17,979 --> 00:49:19,544
One minute.
1030
00:49:19,546 --> 00:49:21,181
[music stops]
1031
00:49:21,183 --> 00:49:22,717
[blows]
1032
00:49:28,758 --> 00:49:31,293
- Hi.
- Hi, I'm going right back to work.
1033
00:49:31,295 --> 00:49:33,061
I just wanted to check in.
1034
00:49:33,063 --> 00:49:35,130
Uh-huh?
1035
00:49:35,132 --> 00:49:39,702
Um, I patched things up
with Chester.
1036
00:49:39,704 --> 00:49:42,572
I explained why I was
so weird the other night,
1037
00:49:42,574 --> 00:49:47,012
and... he said he's always here
if I need to talk.
1038
00:49:47,014 --> 00:49:48,216
That's sweet.
1039
00:49:50,551 --> 00:49:52,250
Why's that window open?
1040
00:49:52,252 --> 00:49:53,953
It's a nice day.
1041
00:49:53,955 --> 00:49:55,555
It's hot,
1042
00:49:55,557 --> 00:49:57,257
and you're burning candles?
1043
00:49:57,259 --> 00:49:59,997
Mom, so this show
in New York's been staffed.
1044
00:50:01,064 --> 00:50:02,763
Oh, honey.
1045
00:50:02,765 --> 00:50:04,266
No, it's fine. It's fine.
1046
00:50:04,268 --> 00:50:07,570
Um, because...
1047
00:50:07,572 --> 00:50:10,009
I think I'm gonna go back
to LA actually.
1048
00:50:11,943 --> 00:50:13,878
- You are?
- Yeah.
1049
00:50:13,880 --> 00:50:16,681
I mean, I've been getting
so anxious
1050
00:50:16,683 --> 00:50:18,984
to get back there,
and there's...
1051
00:50:18,986 --> 00:50:21,055
I mean, nothing here
for me so...
1052
00:50:22,689 --> 00:50:24,826
I mean, you're here, but...
[chuckles]
1053
00:50:26,060 --> 00:50:28,095
Right. Right.
1054
00:50:28,097 --> 00:50:30,731
And I've been looking
into couch-surfing
1055
00:50:30,733 --> 00:50:33,571
because I'm gonna be
road-tripping with Khris.
1056
00:50:35,105 --> 00:50:36,705
Oh, I see.
1057
00:50:36,707 --> 00:50:39,608
Yeah, I mean,
he's totally down,
1058
00:50:39,610 --> 00:50:41,276
and he's unemployed, too, so...
1059
00:50:41,278 --> 00:50:42,582
Hmm.
1060
00:50:44,015 --> 00:50:45,616
In whose car?
1061
00:50:45,618 --> 00:50:48,052
My car.
So I can have it out there.
1062
00:50:48,054 --> 00:50:50,021
- That's my car.
- [stammers]
1063
00:50:50,023 --> 00:50:52,057
Mom, it was my car
when I lived there,
1064
00:50:52,059 --> 00:50:53,225
and you need a car in LA.
1065
00:50:53,227 --> 00:50:54,859
Well, you can ask, you know.
1066
00:50:54,861 --> 00:50:56,361
Okay, can I have it?
1067
00:50:56,363 --> 00:50:59,366
Well, actually, I was thinking
about selling it.
1068
00:50:59,368 --> 00:51:00,967
Well, when were you
gonna tell me that?
1069
00:51:00,969 --> 00:51:01,939
[Joan sighs]
1070
00:51:05,774 --> 00:51:08,110
If you think this is
the best thing to do,
1071
00:51:08,112 --> 00:51:09,347
then I support you.
1072
00:51:10,681 --> 00:51:11,784
Always.
1073
00:51:12,883 --> 00:51:14,182
Thanks.
1074
00:51:14,184 --> 00:51:16,152
I mean emotionally.
1075
00:51:16,154 --> 00:51:17,888
I can't help you out there.
1076
00:51:17,890 --> 00:51:20,892
It's... It's too expensive. I...
1077
00:51:20,894 --> 00:51:22,263
I know, Mom.
1078
00:51:23,329 --> 00:51:25,363
Do you even have
a place to stay?
1079
00:51:25,365 --> 00:51:27,299
Yes, with Patricia,
like we discussed.
1080
00:51:27,301 --> 00:51:29,035
- Patricia?
- My college roommate.
1081
00:51:29,037 --> 00:51:30,606
Oh. Right. Sorry.
1082
00:51:32,106 --> 00:51:34,106
I'm gonna stay with her family
1083
00:51:34,108 --> 00:51:35,845
for a little bit
until we find a place.
1084
00:51:37,714 --> 00:51:39,846
Do you even have a job
out in California?
1085
00:51:39,848 --> 00:51:41,449
- No.
- Danny!
1086
00:51:41,451 --> 00:51:43,818
Mom, can you stop
pressuring me, okay.
1087
00:51:43,820 --> 00:51:45,220
I'm doing it enough myself.
1088
00:51:45,222 --> 00:51:47,223
I'll freelance,
I'll drive a fucking Uber.
1089
00:51:47,225 --> 00:51:49,158
I don't care. Okay?
1090
00:51:49,160 --> 00:51:52,395
I have to go.
I am suffocating here.
1091
00:51:52,397 --> 00:51:53,799
I know.
1092
00:51:54,968 --> 00:51:57,202
I'm just gonna miss you.
1093
00:51:57,204 --> 00:51:59,906
Well, you can always move
out there with me.
1094
00:51:59,908 --> 00:52:02,210
[laughing]
There's a thought.
1095
00:52:03,444 --> 00:52:06,146
There better be no pot
on this trip, Daniel.
1096
00:52:06,148 --> 00:52:08,481
No pit stops in Colorado.
1097
00:52:08,483 --> 00:52:11,152
Mom, no.
1098
00:52:11,154 --> 00:52:12,286
Of course not.
1099
00:52:12,288 --> 00:52:13,659
[sighs]
1100
00:52:27,507 --> 00:52:30,044
[sobbing softly]
1101
00:52:43,092 --> 00:52:45,962
♪ ♪
1102
00:53:19,904 --> 00:53:23,441
♪ ♪
1103
00:53:48,904 --> 00:53:51,840
[doorbell ringing]
1104
00:53:51,842 --> 00:53:52,844
[sighs]
1105
00:53:55,080 --> 00:53:56,382
[doorbell continues ringing]
1106
00:53:58,482 --> 00:53:59,552
Where is your mother?
1107
00:54:02,154 --> 00:54:03,521
- Joanie?
- [door closes]
1108
00:54:03,523 --> 00:54:05,894
- Thank you. [sniffles]
- Yeah.
1109
00:54:08,461 --> 00:54:11,563
So, I'm on, um...
1110
00:54:11,565 --> 00:54:12,866
one of those dating sites.
1111
00:54:12,868 --> 00:54:14,167
Looking around
at the dating sites.
1112
00:54:14,169 --> 00:54:15,635
- For your mom.
- Right.
1113
00:54:15,637 --> 00:54:18,037
Kind of and, um...
1114
00:54:18,039 --> 00:54:20,475
I see a... profile,
1115
00:54:20,477 --> 00:54:23,479
and it looks familiar,
but it's fuzzy.
1116
00:54:23,481 --> 00:54:24,583
And so...
1117
00:54:26,985 --> 00:54:30,120
I click on it, and, uh...
1118
00:54:30,122 --> 00:54:31,290
it's Jeff.
1119
00:54:32,491 --> 00:54:34,157
And I'm not surprised
1120
00:54:34,159 --> 00:54:36,260
because he's a fucking asshole
1121
00:54:36,262 --> 00:54:38,529
and a pathological liar.
1122
00:54:38,531 --> 00:54:40,265
[Lisa sighs]
1123
00:54:40,267 --> 00:54:42,534
Do you have any idea
how many men have asked me out
1124
00:54:42,536 --> 00:54:44,237
and hit on me over the years?
1125
00:54:44,239 --> 00:54:45,241
Just guess.
1126
00:54:46,241 --> 00:54:47,908
- Guess.
- Um...
1127
00:54:47,910 --> 00:54:49,343
Say a number.
1128
00:54:49,345 --> 00:54:50,544
Fifteen.
1129
00:54:50,546 --> 00:54:52,114
A lot have.
1130
00:54:52,116 --> 00:54:55,150
And I, you know, of course
I never slept with them
1131
00:54:55,152 --> 00:54:58,620
because one of us
is a decent human being.
1132
00:54:58,622 --> 00:55:00,059
- Right?
- Totally.
1133
00:55:01,293 --> 00:55:03,092
And then you get fucked
1134
00:55:03,094 --> 00:55:05,429
'cause he's a liar,
and people don't change.
1135
00:55:05,431 --> 00:55:07,131
I knew that.
1136
00:55:07,133 --> 00:55:09,434
Yeah, people don't change.
1137
00:55:09,436 --> 00:55:11,440
[Joan]
Lisa, everything okay?
1138
00:55:14,442 --> 00:55:16,943
[whispering] -Jeff's cheating on her.
- Oh, my God.
1139
00:55:16,945 --> 00:55:18,311
I know.
1140
00:55:18,313 --> 00:55:19,512
I gotta go.
1141
00:55:19,514 --> 00:55:21,316
I'm planning
things with Khris?
1142
00:55:21,318 --> 00:55:23,384
- Oh, okay.
- Good luck.
1143
00:55:23,386 --> 00:55:24,388
Yeah.
1144
00:55:26,324 --> 00:55:28,190
[sighs]
1145
00:55:28,192 --> 00:55:31,528
[Danny] Actually, we could do the
trip in, like, four or five days max.
1146
00:55:31,530 --> 00:55:33,629
Sounds dope.
1147
00:55:33,631 --> 00:55:35,733
And, like, I think
we could just drive
1148
00:55:35,735 --> 00:55:38,101
straight to the middle states,
you know.
1149
00:55:38,103 --> 00:55:40,037
I mean, I've been
to Kansas before,
1150
00:55:40,039 --> 00:55:42,473
and I don't really know what it
has to offer other than, like,
1151
00:55:42,475 --> 00:55:44,109
farmland and windmills.
1152
00:55:44,111 --> 00:55:45,645
I wanna see red rocks.
1153
00:55:45,647 --> 00:55:49,081
Colorado's the spot. We got
to crash there for a few days.
1154
00:55:49,083 --> 00:55:50,383
Yeah.
1155
00:55:50,385 --> 00:55:52,154
I've got
a few homies there, so...
1156
00:55:53,488 --> 00:55:54,658
You want a beer?
1157
00:55:56,259 --> 00:55:57,692
- Or wine?
- That.
1158
00:55:57,694 --> 00:55:59,362
Yeah. What, red or...
1159
00:55:59,364 --> 00:56:01,329
- Ideally, yeah.
- Yeah?
1160
00:56:01,331 --> 00:56:03,099
Actually, I could have a beer.
1161
00:56:03,101 --> 00:56:04,401
Yeah?
1162
00:56:04,403 --> 00:56:05,502
I mean, you have a lemon?
1163
00:56:05,504 --> 00:56:07,370
[chuckles]
1164
00:56:07,372 --> 00:56:10,173
I'm kidding.
1165
00:56:10,175 --> 00:56:13,244
- Oh, that's probably the dudes.
- [indistinct chattering]
1166
00:56:13,246 --> 00:56:14,449
The dudes?
1167
00:56:15,548 --> 00:56:17,017
- Yo, what's up?
- Yo!
1168
00:56:21,590 --> 00:56:23,457
Sorry, what are you guys
doing these days?
1169
00:56:23,459 --> 00:56:26,193
I hate this question,
but I literally have no idea.
1170
00:56:26,195 --> 00:56:28,063
Yeah, just working.
1171
00:56:28,065 --> 00:56:29,130
Really?
1172
00:56:29,132 --> 00:56:32,099
Yeah, I'm an analyst in iBank.
1173
00:56:32,101 --> 00:56:33,503
That's cool.
1174
00:56:33,505 --> 00:56:36,138
Yeah, I'm training.
I just started this week.
1175
00:56:36,140 --> 00:56:37,206
Congrats.
1176
00:56:37,208 --> 00:56:38,409
[TV playing indistinctly]
1177
00:56:38,411 --> 00:56:39,509
Danny, what do you do?
1178
00:56:39,511 --> 00:56:41,448
Oh, just some film stuff.
1179
00:56:45,284 --> 00:56:47,352
Uh, recently,
I just applied to this,
1180
00:56:47,354 --> 00:56:48,654
this TV job in the city,
1181
00:56:48,656 --> 00:56:50,422
but it didn't really
work out, so...
1182
00:56:50,424 --> 00:56:51,757
[man]
I'm commuting there now.
1183
00:56:51,759 --> 00:56:54,360
- It sucks.
- Oh, man. Don't get me started.
1184
00:56:54,362 --> 00:56:57,832
Yeah, but I can't afford to pay rent in the
city yet. The rent's fucking ridiculous.
1185
00:56:57,834 --> 00:57:00,368
[man 2] Yeah, but it's such a long
drive, that's like a four-hour trek.
1186
00:57:00,370 --> 00:57:02,206
Yeah, long like my dick.
1187
00:57:08,446 --> 00:57:10,613
Can't believe all you guys
have jobs now.
1188
00:57:10,615 --> 00:57:12,215
Yeah, it's...
1189
00:57:12,217 --> 00:57:13,750
it's kinda what happens
after college, right?
1190
00:57:13,752 --> 00:57:15,518
[laughter]
1191
00:57:15,520 --> 00:57:17,155
Yeah, but I mean, like,
1192
00:57:17,157 --> 00:57:18,289
I don't have a job,
1193
00:57:18,291 --> 00:57:20,360
and you guys were all slackers
in high school, so...
1194
00:57:23,297 --> 00:57:25,300
[laughing]
1195
00:57:27,670 --> 00:57:30,304
Danny and I actually
are going on a road trip.
1196
00:57:30,306 --> 00:57:31,605
[man]
Oh, no shit. Where to?
1197
00:57:31,607 --> 00:57:33,308
L-fucking-A.
1198
00:57:33,310 --> 00:57:35,211
- [man] Dude, that's sick.
- [Khris] Right?
1199
00:57:35,213 --> 00:57:36,744
[man 1] I just got back
from a road trip myself.
1200
00:57:36,746 --> 00:57:38,179
[man 2] Oh, yeah? From?
1201
00:57:38,181 --> 00:57:39,683
[man 1] Yeah, I hit up
all the national parks.
1202
00:57:39,685 --> 00:57:41,384
My dad and me,
we started down south
1203
00:57:41,386 --> 00:57:42,718
and then went all the way
up to Wyoming.
1204
00:57:42,720 --> 00:57:45,188
- We hiked, like, every day.
- [man 2] That's sweet.
1205
00:57:45,190 --> 00:57:46,659
[man 1] It really gave me
some perspective.
1206
00:57:53,399 --> 00:57:54,736
[sighs]
1207
00:57:58,907 --> 00:58:01,077
You are making an ass
out of yourself.
1208
00:58:02,311 --> 00:58:03,546
You need to just go home.
1209
00:58:04,848 --> 00:58:08,286
So, just go out there,
say you need to go.
1210
00:58:09,387 --> 00:58:10,488
And go.
1211
00:58:28,242 --> 00:58:29,476
Oh, they went to a party.
1212
00:58:29,478 --> 00:58:31,378
I just felt like staying in.
1213
00:58:31,380 --> 00:58:32,446
If that's cool with you?
1214
00:58:32,448 --> 00:58:34,350
Yeah. For sure.
1215
00:58:35,484 --> 00:58:36,616
I think my parents fell asleep.
1216
00:58:36,618 --> 00:58:38,288
You wanna smoke
in the hot tub?
1217
00:58:39,456 --> 00:58:40,658
Yeah.
1218
00:58:44,930 --> 00:58:47,965
So, have you ever been
to Los Angeles?
1219
00:58:47,967 --> 00:58:49,567
[groans]
Once.
1220
00:58:49,569 --> 00:58:52,637
I saw most of Hollywood,
1221
00:58:52,639 --> 00:58:54,206
the pier.
1222
00:58:54,208 --> 00:58:55,376
It was cool.
1223
00:58:56,910 --> 00:59:01,314
I just... I don't really know
if I could live there.
1224
00:59:01,316 --> 00:59:02,548
You know?
1225
00:59:02,550 --> 00:59:04,517
Yeah, there are so many
different neighborhoods.
1226
00:59:04,519 --> 00:59:06,656
It's hard to, like, get a feel
for it or whatever.
1227
00:59:07,957 --> 00:59:09,857
But we have to go
to Los Feliz.
1228
00:59:09,859 --> 00:59:12,327
There are so many
good brunch places
1229
00:59:12,329 --> 00:59:13,728
and so many good stores.
1230
00:59:13,730 --> 00:59:15,598
And then there's
the fiesta and...
1231
00:59:15,600 --> 00:59:18,468
Ahh! I'm getting so excited.
1232
00:59:18,470 --> 00:59:19,569
Sorry.
1233
00:59:19,571 --> 00:59:21,905
Yeah. No. Do not be sorry.
1234
00:59:21,907 --> 00:59:24,242
We're gonna remember
this trip for, like...
1235
00:59:24,244 --> 00:59:25,910
the rest of our lives.
1236
00:59:25,912 --> 00:59:27,678
You know that, right?
1237
00:59:27,680 --> 00:59:30,382
Like that time that we
road-tripped across the country.
1238
00:59:30,384 --> 00:59:31,884
- Right.
- [chuckles]
1239
00:59:31,886 --> 00:59:33,920
And I'm gonna stop smoking
when I get there.
1240
00:59:33,922 --> 00:59:36,990
I'm just gonna follow the dream.
1241
00:59:36,992 --> 00:59:39,292
We don't have to smoke
right now if you don't want to.
1242
00:59:39,294 --> 00:59:40,694
Oh, God, no.
We're in New Jersey.
1243
00:59:40,696 --> 00:59:41,862
What else is there to do?
1244
00:59:41,864 --> 00:59:42,966
Seriously.
1245
00:59:44,302 --> 00:59:46,535
You never really smoked
in high school.
1246
00:59:46,537 --> 00:59:48,674
Or drank, now that
I think of it.
1247
00:59:50,408 --> 00:59:52,609
Yeah, it's because
I was usually
1248
00:59:52,611 --> 00:59:54,612
pretty worried that I would
come out or something,
1249
00:59:54,614 --> 00:59:57,481
or I would say something,
like, super gay.
1250
00:59:57,483 --> 00:59:59,484
But it was never really
because I was above it
1251
00:59:59,486 --> 01:00:00,622
or whatever.
1252
01:00:02,890 --> 01:00:06,425
Wait, was it hard, like,
being in the closet for so long?
1253
01:00:06,427 --> 01:00:08,999
Uh... no. I mean...
1254
01:00:10,365 --> 01:00:12,501
not really.
I was always pretty secure.
1255
01:00:14,004 --> 01:00:16,771
Okay, that's not totally true.
1256
01:00:16,773 --> 01:00:19,309
I mean, middle school was hard.
1257
01:00:19,311 --> 01:00:21,843
But that's because everyone's
the worst in middle school.
1258
01:00:21,845 --> 01:00:23,380
I was the worst.
1259
01:00:23,382 --> 01:00:25,449
I fucking hated my braces, man.
1260
01:00:25,451 --> 01:00:27,083
- [chuckles]
- And I wore so much Hollister.
1261
01:00:27,085 --> 01:00:29,854
Uhh! So much Hollister.
1262
01:00:29,856 --> 01:00:33,792
And the girls, the girls were
such bitches in middle school.
1263
01:00:33,794 --> 01:00:36,928
God, can you imagine
being that age right now
1264
01:00:36,930 --> 01:00:39,900
with Instagram and Snapchat
and all that shit.
1265
01:00:39,902 --> 01:00:42,370
I mean, they're literally
competing for likes.
1266
01:00:42,372 --> 01:00:45,073
Yeah, but I bet the guys get
so many nudes now.
1267
01:00:45,075 --> 01:00:47,443
- I would have loved that.
- [both chuckle]
1268
01:00:47,445 --> 01:00:49,344
You were such a bur.
1269
01:00:49,346 --> 01:00:51,015
Yo, still am.
1270
01:00:53,984 --> 01:00:55,517
Yo, hold up. It's hot.
1271
01:00:55,519 --> 01:00:56,622
[sighs]
Take it.
1272
01:01:02,128 --> 01:01:03,997
[splashes]
1273
01:01:23,054 --> 01:01:24,456
Oh, fuck.
1274
01:01:25,557 --> 01:01:26,656
Whew!
1275
01:01:26,658 --> 01:01:28,094
- Yeah.
- [Khris chuckles]
1276
01:01:29,495 --> 01:01:33,597
Uh, where are you working out,
by the way?
1277
01:01:33,599 --> 01:01:36,067
I'm sorry, I've just been trying
to look for a place to go to
1278
01:01:36,069 --> 01:01:37,403
while I'm here...
1279
01:01:37,405 --> 01:01:39,739
No, man, you're fine.
You're fine.
1280
01:01:39,741 --> 01:01:43,442
[grunts] I really do gotta hit
up the gym again though soon.
1281
01:01:43,444 --> 01:01:46,080
I've been such
a lazy fucker lately.
1282
01:01:46,082 --> 01:01:48,149
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
1283
01:01:48,151 --> 01:01:51,753
Really? I mean, it kinda looks
like you do, so...
1284
01:01:51,755 --> 01:01:53,554
[chuckles]
1285
01:01:53,556 --> 01:01:55,457
Well, good, that's a relief
1286
01:01:55,459 --> 01:01:56,894
'cause all I fucking do is eat.
1287
01:01:58,095 --> 01:02:00,897
Like, thank God
for my metabolism, right?
1288
01:02:00,899 --> 01:02:03,802
Yeah, well,
it will never be faster, so...
1289
01:02:03,804 --> 01:02:05,068
[both laughing]
1290
01:02:05,070 --> 01:02:06,671
Here. Sorry.
1291
01:02:06,673 --> 01:02:08,473
- Oh, shit. Danny.
- Fuck. Sorry.
1292
01:02:08,475 --> 01:02:09,641
- Fuck.
- Don't worry about it.
1293
01:02:09,643 --> 01:02:11,544
It's fine. Don't even worry...
1294
01:02:11,546 --> 01:02:12,547
Whoa!
1295
01:02:13,815 --> 01:02:14,847
Whoa, dude.
1296
01:02:14,849 --> 01:02:15,817
What?
1297
01:02:17,186 --> 01:02:18,522
Danny.
1298
01:02:19,656 --> 01:02:21,555
No.
1299
01:02:21,557 --> 01:02:23,026
- I'm not gay, man.
- No, I know.
1300
01:02:24,527 --> 01:02:26,661
I... Of course I know.
1301
01:02:26,663 --> 01:02:28,032
- Sorry.
- Danny.
1302
01:02:29,234 --> 01:02:30,600
I thought
we were friends, right?
1303
01:02:30,602 --> 01:02:31,704
No, we are.
1304
01:02:33,105 --> 01:02:35,105
We are friends.
1305
01:02:35,107 --> 01:02:36,206
[Khris] Dude...
1306
01:02:36,208 --> 01:02:38,242
Dude, Danny.
1307
01:02:38,244 --> 01:02:39,613
[Danny] I'm sorry.
1308
01:02:44,051 --> 01:02:45,486
Maybe I should go.
1309
01:02:48,724 --> 01:02:49,825
Yeah.
1310
01:02:55,598 --> 01:02:57,066
I'm really sorry. I...
1311
01:02:57,068 --> 01:02:58,967
I don't know why I did that.
1312
01:02:58,969 --> 01:03:00,168
I mean,
1313
01:03:00,170 --> 01:03:02,205
I fucking hate gay guys
that do that shit
1314
01:03:02,207 --> 01:03:03,540
and now I'm one of them,
1315
01:03:03,542 --> 01:03:06,143
and I don't even like you. So...
1316
01:03:06,145 --> 01:03:08,646
I mean, I like you, but I don't,
like, like you like that.
1317
01:03:08,648 --> 01:03:09,914
And...
1318
01:03:09,916 --> 01:03:12,618
These pants are
so fucking tight.
1319
01:03:12,620 --> 01:03:13,855
So...
[grunts]
1320
01:03:15,222 --> 01:03:17,090
Fuck!
1321
01:03:17,092 --> 01:03:18,824
Umm...
1322
01:03:18,826 --> 01:03:20,627
Yeah. Sorry.
1323
01:03:20,629 --> 01:03:22,930
- Are you... Are you... Can you drive?
- Yeah, I'm fine.
1324
01:03:22,932 --> 01:03:24,100
Yeah.
1325
01:03:34,779 --> 01:03:37,716
[alarm beeping]
1326
01:03:40,753 --> 01:03:43,156
[keypad beeping]
1327
01:03:55,772 --> 01:03:58,107
Danny? Oh, sorry. I...
1328
01:04:00,344 --> 01:04:01,842
What?
1329
01:04:01,844 --> 01:04:04,180
I just got off the phone
with Chester.
1330
01:04:04,182 --> 01:04:05,251
Guess what?
1331
01:04:06,584 --> 01:04:08,554
We said those
three little words.
1332
01:04:09,589 --> 01:04:10,724
"I love you."
1333
01:04:12,959 --> 01:04:15,093
I, of course, wish it wasn't
over the phone,
1334
01:04:15,095 --> 01:04:17,663
but I called him after Lisa left
1335
01:04:17,665 --> 01:04:21,100
and we got to talking,
and it just sort of happened.
1336
01:04:21,102 --> 01:04:22,735
Can you believe it?
1337
01:04:22,737 --> 01:04:24,006
I'm in love.
1338
01:04:26,175 --> 01:04:29,109
You don't look very happy.
1339
01:04:29,111 --> 01:04:30,745
Uh...
1340
01:04:30,747 --> 01:04:32,648
I mean...
1341
01:04:32,650 --> 01:04:34,653
you just met this guy.
1342
01:04:35,786 --> 01:04:37,223
We've been dating
for over a month.
1343
01:04:38,290 --> 01:04:39,292
Exactly.
1344
01:04:40,691 --> 01:04:41,694
[sighs]
1345
01:04:42,695 --> 01:04:44,661
I mean, I'm happy for you,
1346
01:04:44,663 --> 01:04:46,865
but...
1347
01:04:46,867 --> 01:04:49,704
don't you just think that
this is just a little naive.
1348
01:04:50,903 --> 01:04:51,973
Excuse me?
1349
01:04:52,973 --> 01:04:53,873
I don't know, Mom.
1350
01:04:53,875 --> 01:04:56,676
I think that you probably
just forgot
1351
01:04:56,678 --> 01:04:58,345
what it's like to have
butterflies in your stomach,
1352
01:04:58,347 --> 01:05:00,013
and you're mistaking that
for love.
1353
01:05:00,015 --> 01:05:02,717
Don't condescend, Daniel.
I hate when you do that.
1354
01:05:02,719 --> 01:05:04,819
I'm not condescending.
I'm looking out for you.
1355
01:05:04,821 --> 01:05:05,988
I don't want you to get hurt.
1356
01:05:05,990 --> 01:05:08,124
Okay? Puppy love
is one thing, Mom.
1357
01:05:08,126 --> 01:05:10,226
"Love" love is something
completely different.
1358
01:05:10,228 --> 01:05:11,294
I know that.
1359
01:05:11,296 --> 01:05:13,230
Maybe you would, too,
1360
01:05:13,232 --> 01:05:15,700
if you got off your high horse
and gave someone a chance.
1361
01:05:15,702 --> 01:05:17,367
Oh, okay.
1362
01:05:17,369 --> 01:05:19,871
Sure, let me just pick
from the plethora
1363
01:05:19,873 --> 01:05:21,977
of gay men that exist
in this town.
1364
01:05:23,044 --> 01:05:24,410
I didn't go to my prom, Mom.
1365
01:05:24,412 --> 01:05:25,844
Oh, don't make this
a gay thing.
1366
01:05:25,846 --> 01:05:26,913
"A gay thing?"
1367
01:05:26,915 --> 01:05:28,784
You always make it
a gay thing.
1368
01:05:29,952 --> 01:05:31,852
You are so lucky
1369
01:05:31,854 --> 01:05:33,821
that it is so black and white
for you.
1370
01:05:33,823 --> 01:05:36,291
Oh, you think it's easy
dating at 50?
1371
01:05:36,293 --> 01:05:37,326
Are you kidding me?
1372
01:05:37,328 --> 01:05:41,097
It has been so easy for you
this entire time.
1373
01:05:41,099 --> 01:05:44,268
It's easy
for every straight person.
1374
01:05:44,270 --> 01:05:46,103
He buys you dinner,
and then you put out.
1375
01:05:46,105 --> 01:05:49,874
And I know that I'm white
and I'm privileged and blessed,
1376
01:05:49,876 --> 01:05:52,010
but sometimes I want to put out.
1377
01:05:52,012 --> 01:05:53,046
I don't put out.
1378
01:05:54,047 --> 01:05:55,980
And sometimes I pay.
1379
01:05:55,982 --> 01:05:57,949
And we haven't even had sex yet.
1380
01:05:57,951 --> 01:06:00,352
And you're saying I love you?
1381
01:06:00,354 --> 01:06:03,123
Mom. Eww!
1382
01:06:03,125 --> 01:06:04,725
You're fucking delusional.
1383
01:06:04,727 --> 01:06:06,663
Why can't you just admit
that you're gonna be alone?
1384
01:06:09,032 --> 01:06:10,067
[scoffs]
1385
01:06:14,939 --> 01:06:16,041
Sorry.
1386
01:06:17,209 --> 01:06:19,242
What's the matter
with you, Danny?
1387
01:06:19,244 --> 01:06:22,012
Are you high... right now?
1388
01:06:22,014 --> 01:06:23,080
Drunk?
1389
01:06:23,082 --> 01:06:24,816
I had a drink.
1390
01:06:24,818 --> 01:06:26,383
Did you drive?
1391
01:06:26,385 --> 01:06:27,822
I'm 23.
1392
01:06:29,857 --> 01:06:31,025
Come here.
1393
01:06:32,927 --> 01:06:34,327
You are high.
1394
01:06:34,329 --> 01:06:36,195
You could have killed yourself.
1395
01:06:36,197 --> 01:06:38,702
Or worse, someone innocent.
1396
01:06:40,536 --> 01:06:42,838
What is wrong with you?
1397
01:06:42,840 --> 01:06:44,273
Where's your stash?
1398
01:06:44,275 --> 01:06:45,907
Whatever the fuck you call it.
1399
01:06:45,909 --> 01:06:47,143
Where's the pot?
1400
01:06:47,145 --> 01:06:48,944
- I don't have any pot.
- Where is it? Oh!
1401
01:06:48,946 --> 01:06:50,115
[laughing]
1402
01:06:52,351 --> 01:06:53,353
Yeah.
1403
01:06:56,055 --> 01:06:57,357
You know, I may be...
1404
01:06:58,792 --> 01:06:59,894
delusional...
1405
01:07:01,061 --> 01:07:03,232
but at least I'm fucking trying.
1406
01:07:10,238 --> 01:07:11,743
[door closes]
1407
01:07:14,545 --> 01:07:16,782
♪ ♪
1408
01:07:29,362 --> 01:07:30,531
[groans]
1409
01:07:36,605 --> 01:07:37,940
[sighs]
1410
01:07:55,228 --> 01:07:56,496
What?
1411
01:08:02,169 --> 01:08:04,603
You want a bag or are you
just enjoying the smell?
1412
01:08:04,605 --> 01:08:05,940
Oh.
1413
01:08:07,408 --> 01:08:09,012
- It's an empty bag.
- All right.
1414
01:08:10,912 --> 01:08:12,880
I think that's yours, too.
1415
01:08:12,882 --> 01:08:14,384
Oh, God.
1416
01:08:16,018 --> 01:08:17,354
Ugh. I hate that part.
1417
01:08:18,522 --> 01:08:20,422
- [Lisa laughing]
- It's sick.
1418
01:08:20,424 --> 01:08:22,157
- Really.
- You know what I do?
1419
01:08:22,159 --> 01:08:24,363
I just fling it
into the woods after.
1420
01:08:25,563 --> 01:08:27,098
- You what?
- Yeah, no, I don't want it
1421
01:08:27,100 --> 01:08:28,598
stinking up my garage.
1422
01:08:28,600 --> 01:08:30,601
So, I just... I make sure
no one's looking,
1423
01:08:30,603 --> 01:08:33,173
and I just fucking fling it
into the woods.
1424
01:08:34,307 --> 01:08:35,907
All right, well,
close your eyes.
1425
01:08:35,909 --> 01:08:37,342
Oh. No. Okay, they're closed.
1426
01:08:37,344 --> 01:08:38,677
[laughing]
1427
01:08:38,679 --> 01:08:41,346
Whoa! Happy New Year! Opa!
1428
01:08:41,348 --> 01:08:42,682
Well, you know...
1429
01:08:42,684 --> 01:08:44,184
Doesn't that feel good?
1430
01:08:44,186 --> 01:08:46,388
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
1431
01:08:46,390 --> 01:08:49,624
Well, you seem like
you're doing much better.
1432
01:08:49,626 --> 01:08:52,161
Yeah, yeah. No, I am.
It's okay.
1433
01:08:52,163 --> 01:08:53,232
You know, I, um...
1434
01:08:54,298 --> 01:08:55,499
I...
1435
01:08:56,936 --> 01:08:58,568
I kicked him out.
1436
01:08:58,570 --> 01:09:00,570
You know,
for real this time. Yeah.
1437
01:09:00,572 --> 01:09:02,373
- Good for you.
- Yeah.
1438
01:09:02,375 --> 01:09:04,708
He keeps leaving shit
on my porch.
1439
01:09:04,710 --> 01:09:06,477
- Hmm.
- I mean, not like poop shit,
1440
01:09:06,479 --> 01:09:08,049
but like, you know...
1441
01:09:09,250 --> 01:09:11,151
flowers and...
1442
01:09:11,153 --> 01:09:13,452
cards and pastries,
1443
01:09:13,454 --> 01:09:16,957
and I just fucking fling them
into the woods.
1444
01:09:16,959 --> 01:09:18,392
- Yeah.
- Except the pastries.
1445
01:09:18,394 --> 01:09:21,128
Yeah, gotta keep those.
Those are good.
1446
01:09:21,130 --> 01:09:23,564
What about you? Weren't you
seeing that fella, Khris?
1447
01:09:23,566 --> 01:09:25,301
Oh, uh...
1448
01:09:25,303 --> 01:09:27,035
turns out he's straight.
1449
01:09:27,037 --> 01:09:29,572
Oh, fuck, I hate straight men.
1450
01:09:29,574 --> 01:09:30,974
- Hate 'em.
- Me too.
1451
01:09:30,976 --> 01:09:33,177
- I'm sorry.
- It's okay.
1452
01:09:33,179 --> 01:09:35,179
We were gonna go
on a road trip to LA,
1453
01:09:35,181 --> 01:09:36,982
and then I jumped his bones,
1454
01:09:36,984 --> 01:09:39,050
and he really wasn't
into it, so...
1455
01:09:39,052 --> 01:09:41,086
Oh.
1456
01:09:41,088 --> 01:09:43,057
So, what have they got there
that they don't have here?
1457
01:09:44,526 --> 01:09:46,193
I don't know.
1458
01:09:46,195 --> 01:09:47,627
The industry.
1459
01:09:47,629 --> 01:09:49,396
Other gay people.
1460
01:09:49,398 --> 01:09:50,565
We have gay people.
1461
01:09:50,567 --> 01:09:52,600
We have lots...
Hey, gay people!
1462
01:09:52,602 --> 01:09:54,102
Come out!
[laughing]
1463
01:09:54,104 --> 01:09:56,040
I have someone
I want you to meet.
1464
01:09:57,173 --> 01:09:59,742
- They're in all the basements.
- Yeah.
1465
01:09:59,744 --> 01:10:02,344
And what do you do
in the industry?
1466
01:10:02,346 --> 01:10:04,247
I write. I wanna...
I wanna write movies.
1467
01:10:04,249 --> 01:10:05,349
- Oh.
- Make movies.
1468
01:10:05,351 --> 01:10:08,186
- Yeah.
- And you can't do that here?
1469
01:10:08,188 --> 01:10:10,788
Well, I gave it a shot, and it
didn't really work out, so...
1470
01:10:10,790 --> 01:10:11,992
Oh.
1471
01:10:13,060 --> 01:10:14,362
Bad writing?
1472
01:10:16,031 --> 01:10:17,230
[sighs]
1473
01:10:17,232 --> 01:10:20,466
I guess I'm just
not really disciplined here.
1474
01:10:20,468 --> 01:10:21,567
[Lisa laughing]
I'm sorry.
1475
01:10:21,569 --> 01:10:23,371
You think
you could be disciplined,
1476
01:10:23,373 --> 01:10:25,273
like, homeless
on Hollywood Boulevard
1477
01:10:25,275 --> 01:10:26,707
having to pay
for everything yourself?
1478
01:10:26,709 --> 01:10:28,676
It's not gonna change.
1479
01:10:28,678 --> 01:10:30,479
I mean, get your shit
together here.
1480
01:10:30,481 --> 01:10:32,816
You got a roof over your head,
you got free food...
1481
01:10:32,818 --> 01:10:35,151
good food...
you got a fucking car.
1482
01:10:35,153 --> 01:10:37,187
You gotta just follow
your dream, right?
1483
01:10:37,189 --> 01:10:38,555
You're only 23 once.
1484
01:10:38,557 --> 01:10:40,657
- Thank God.
- [Lisa chuckles]
1485
01:10:40,659 --> 01:10:43,295
I mean, don't ask me.
I'm the wrong one to ask.
1486
01:10:43,297 --> 01:10:45,797
If I could have done
what I wanted at 23,
1487
01:10:45,799 --> 01:10:47,268
really, my passion...
1488
01:10:48,602 --> 01:10:51,172
You gotta think about it.
1489
01:10:51,174 --> 01:10:53,507
And, you know, I know
your mom would be thrilled.
1490
01:10:53,509 --> 01:10:55,078
She loves you around.
1491
01:10:56,113 --> 01:10:57,148
Yeah.
1492
01:10:58,515 --> 01:11:02,754
♪ I went to your reading
last week ♪
1493
01:11:04,389 --> 01:11:07,093
♪ All your exes were there ♪
1494
01:11:09,628 --> 01:11:15,700
♪ I made small talk with them
one at a time ♪
1495
01:11:15,702 --> 01:11:18,603
♪ While their eyes searched
the room ♪
1496
01:11:18,605 --> 01:11:21,743
♪ And they tried not to care ♪
1497
01:11:29,119 --> 01:11:30,188
Hello.
1498
01:11:31,355 --> 01:11:32,456
What's all this?
1499
01:11:36,193 --> 01:11:39,398
So, I know that this doesn't
make up for anything,
1500
01:11:40,500 --> 01:11:44,504
but... made
your favorite chicken.
1501
01:11:46,573 --> 01:11:47,809
Walnut encrusted?
1502
01:11:50,611 --> 01:11:52,614
I mean, it's the only thing
I know how to make, so...
1503
01:11:53,616 --> 01:11:54,584
Yeah.
1504
01:11:56,785 --> 01:11:57,821
Mom...
1505
01:11:59,755 --> 01:12:01,124
I want you to know that...
1506
01:12:01,925 --> 01:12:04,663
I know what a shit I've been...
1507
01:12:06,931 --> 01:12:10,269
and that I really appreciate
everything that you do for me.
1508
01:12:12,504 --> 01:12:13,773
And I'm so sorry.
1509
01:12:16,375 --> 01:12:19,544
And I think that
I actually want to stay,
1510
01:12:19,546 --> 01:12:20,781
if that's okay.
1511
01:12:23,585 --> 01:12:24,752
You cleaned?
1512
01:12:25,753 --> 01:12:26,789
Mm-hmm.
1513
01:12:32,361 --> 01:12:35,564
What you said last night
really hurt my feelings.
1514
01:12:35,566 --> 01:12:36,735
I know.
1515
01:12:37,902 --> 01:12:39,738
And I'm so sorry.
1516
01:12:41,806 --> 01:12:43,839
You're gonna have
to start paying rent.
1517
01:12:43,841 --> 01:12:45,342
A little rent.
1518
01:12:45,344 --> 01:12:46,914
Okay. That's...
1519
01:12:47,913 --> 01:12:49,414
fair.
1520
01:12:49,416 --> 01:12:51,550
And I'm gonna need
some more help around the house
1521
01:12:51,552 --> 01:12:52,787
to pay for the car.
1522
01:12:54,588 --> 01:12:56,655
So, does this mean I can stay?
1523
01:12:56,657 --> 01:12:59,394
Oh, honey,
of course you can stay.
1524
01:13:01,430 --> 01:13:03,267
You could have
really hurt yourself.
1525
01:13:04,600 --> 01:13:06,367
I don't know
what I'd do without you.
1526
01:13:06,369 --> 01:13:08,172
It hurts just thinking about it.
1527
01:13:11,909 --> 01:13:14,445
You are so smart...
1528
01:13:16,449 --> 01:13:18,384
and so creative.
1529
01:13:20,320 --> 01:13:22,657
You're gonna do amazing things.
1530
01:13:24,891 --> 01:13:26,359
[doorbell rings]
1531
01:13:26,361 --> 01:13:27,962
Oh. Good.
1532
01:13:29,797 --> 01:13:31,564
One second.
1533
01:13:31,566 --> 01:13:33,267
- Who is that?
- [door opens]
1534
01:13:33,269 --> 01:13:34,838
[door creaking]
1535
01:13:37,440 --> 01:13:39,274
[Danny]
Come on in.
1536
01:13:39,276 --> 01:13:40,578
Here. Thank you.
1537
01:13:41,646 --> 01:13:44,381
It may be a little dry,
to be honest,
1538
01:13:44,383 --> 01:13:46,982
um, but there is ketchup
and stuff in the fridge.
1539
01:13:46,984 --> 01:13:48,552
No, Danny.
1540
01:13:48,554 --> 01:13:50,021
This is great.
1541
01:13:50,023 --> 01:13:51,455
Just great.
1542
01:13:51,457 --> 01:13:52,490
Hear, hear.
1543
01:13:52,492 --> 01:13:53,761
Well, thank you.
1544
01:13:54,861 --> 01:13:56,795
[sighs]
Uh, Chester,
1545
01:13:56,797 --> 01:13:58,797
would you like something
more than water?
1546
01:13:58,799 --> 01:14:00,733
- Beer?
- Little blow.
1547
01:14:00,735 --> 01:14:02,034
[laughing]
1548
01:14:02,036 --> 01:14:03,736
- Uh, we're all out of blow.
- [Chester] No blow.
1549
01:14:03,738 --> 01:14:04,837
Uh, then, just the beer then.
1550
01:14:04,839 --> 01:14:06,940
[laughing]
Okay. Danny?
1551
01:14:06,942 --> 01:14:08,610
I'm okay, I think.
1552
01:14:08,612 --> 01:14:09,910
My liver needs a little break.
1553
01:14:09,912 --> 01:14:10,947
Good idea.
1554
01:14:12,684 --> 01:14:14,619
- Thank you for the Malbeck.
- Oh.
1555
01:14:16,054 --> 01:14:18,825
♪ ♪
1556
01:14:24,496 --> 01:14:27,402
♪ ♪
1557
01:14:41,352 --> 01:14:44,789
♪ ♪
1558
01:15:03,610 --> 01:15:05,747
[keyboard clacking]
1559
01:15:15,960 --> 01:15:17,328
Oh!
1560
01:15:25,905 --> 01:15:27,904
Hi. Sorry I'm late.
1561
01:15:27,906 --> 01:15:30,842
I, um, had to take,
like, my bike.
1562
01:15:30,844 --> 01:15:32,480
This is
the writer's group, right?
1563
01:15:36,583 --> 01:15:38,751
I'm sorry, Connie,
you were saying?
1564
01:15:38,753 --> 01:15:42,456
[Connie] The differences
between women who lead
1565
01:15:42,458 --> 01:15:44,061
and women who don't.
1566
01:15:48,433 --> 01:15:49,965
I like your murse.
1567
01:15:49,967 --> 01:15:52,101
Oh, thank you.
1568
01:15:52,103 --> 01:15:53,936
You know, I really liked
your story actually.
1569
01:15:53,938 --> 01:15:56,005
I was... I wanted to tell
you that. It was super funny.
1570
01:15:56,007 --> 01:15:58,875
Um, it's the first time
I can probably honestly say
1571
01:15:58,877 --> 01:15:59,943
that I chortled.
1572
01:15:59,945 --> 01:16:01,879
- You chortled. Uh-oh.
- I chortled.
1573
01:16:01,881 --> 01:16:02,915
Did you clean it up?
1574
01:16:02,917 --> 01:16:04,049
- All over.
- Oh, God.
1575
01:16:04,051 --> 01:16:05,820
- I'm Danny.
- I'm Richard.
1576
01:16:07,789 --> 01:16:09,625
I... Do you plan
on coming back next week?
1577
01:16:10,624 --> 01:16:11,757
Yeah, I think so.
1578
01:16:11,759 --> 01:16:13,860
Um, still kinda getting used
to the...
1579
01:16:13,862 --> 01:16:15,796
- share-as-you-write thing...
- Mm-hmm.
1580
01:16:15,798 --> 01:16:16,830
...but it's cool.
1581
01:16:16,832 --> 01:16:18,165
Yeah. I mean, I like it...
1582
01:16:18,167 --> 01:16:19,901
It takes a second
to get into it,
1583
01:16:19,903 --> 01:16:21,771
but I like it 'cause
it really keeps you focused,
1584
01:16:21,773 --> 01:16:22,871
you know, that's sort of...
1585
01:16:22,873 --> 01:16:24,573
- [object clatters on floor]
- Oh, no.
1586
01:16:24,575 --> 01:16:26,142
Ohhh! Oh.
1587
01:16:26,144 --> 01:16:28,110
- It was already like that?
- Oh, no, no, no, I'm a mess.
1588
01:16:28,112 --> 01:16:29,580
- This has... This has, uh...
- Yeah.
1589
01:16:29,582 --> 01:16:30,547
...been like that for a while.
1590
01:16:30,549 --> 01:16:32,650
Just save the cash.
Drop it all the time.
1591
01:16:32,652 --> 01:16:34,021
- Right, right, right.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1592
01:16:35,088 --> 01:16:36,187
But it still works?
1593
01:16:36,189 --> 01:16:38,156
I mean, I'm not taking
as many selfies.
1594
01:16:38,158 --> 01:16:39,892
Oh, yeah, well...
1595
01:16:39,894 --> 01:16:41,760
But you could still get
someone's number
1596
01:16:41,762 --> 01:16:43,830
if you... if you met someone,
I mean?
1597
01:16:43,832 --> 01:16:45,733
- Uh...
- For writing purposes?
1598
01:16:45,735 --> 01:16:47,167
Yeah. Of course.
For writing purposes.
1599
01:16:47,169 --> 01:16:48,172
Yeah.
1600
01:16:49,539 --> 01:16:51,073
- How about I give you mine?
- Sure.
1601
01:16:51,075 --> 01:16:52,140
- Okay.
- Yeah, okay.
1602
01:16:52,142 --> 01:16:53,478
Um...
1603
01:16:55,144 --> 01:16:56,812
Oh, okay.
1604
01:16:56,814 --> 01:16:58,882
- Never when you need it, right?
- Never when you need it. No.
1605
01:16:58,884 --> 01:17:01,151
Okay. Oh, and there we go.
1606
01:17:01,153 --> 01:17:04,190
Here. Uh, wait,
you're gay, right?
1607
01:17:06,526 --> 01:17:08,061
- Super gay. Yeah, I am.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
1608
01:17:10,565 --> 01:17:11,930
Mom?
1609
01:17:11,932 --> 01:17:12,965
[Joan]
Yeah?
1610
01:17:12,967 --> 01:17:14,136
I need a fucking haircut.
1611
01:17:16,037 --> 01:17:17,203
Okay, do the fade thing.
1612
01:17:17,205 --> 01:17:18,672
You always do that.
1613
01:17:18,674 --> 01:17:20,874
I know, but it's
my signature look.
1614
01:17:20,876 --> 01:17:22,176
I just need a trim.
1615
01:17:22,178 --> 01:17:23,480
Okay.
1616
01:17:24,614 --> 01:17:25,649
[trimmer buzzing]
1617
01:17:35,160 --> 01:17:36,864
I am here.
1618
01:17:38,666 --> 01:17:40,632
Okay, you guys,
we can talk about
1619
01:17:40,634 --> 01:17:43,736
how cute I look or just not
acknowledge the elephant in the room.
1620
01:17:43,738 --> 01:17:45,271
- Oh, my God.
- Oh!
1621
01:17:45,273 --> 01:17:48,011
Someone pressed the hot
and handsome buttons.
1622
01:17:49,145 --> 01:17:51,010
Thank you.
1623
01:17:51,012 --> 01:17:53,280
[Joan]
So what's this kid's name again?
1624
01:17:53,282 --> 01:17:56,216
- Richard.
- [Chester] Richard?
1625
01:17:56,218 --> 01:17:59,254
- One man's Richard is another man's Dick.
- [snickering]
1626
01:17:59,256 --> 01:18:00,756
[Joan laughing]
1627
01:18:00,758 --> 01:18:02,291
- Okay, come on.
- [Chester] What?
1628
01:18:02,293 --> 01:18:03,897
You're dating a Dick.
1629
01:18:06,098 --> 01:18:08,732
Mature. Really?
1630
01:18:08,734 --> 01:18:09,866
[laughter continues]
1631
01:18:09,868 --> 01:18:11,702
Have you heard
the snort laugh yet?
1632
01:18:11,704 --> 01:18:13,973
- [Chester] I have. Several times.
- Good.
1633
01:18:13,975 --> 01:18:15,873
- Stop it.
- Charming.
1634
01:18:15,875 --> 01:18:17,810
- It's cute.
- Don't tease me.
1635
01:18:17,812 --> 01:18:20,012
- [Joan whining]
- [doorbell rings]
1636
01:18:20,014 --> 01:18:22,048
Don't get up.
1637
01:18:22,050 --> 01:18:23,152
Okay.
1638
01:18:30,027 --> 01:18:32,761
So, what else do you do
besides write?
1639
01:18:32,763 --> 01:18:35,831
Um, well, I work
at a magazine in the city.
1640
01:18:35,833 --> 01:18:38,101
- Oh, cool.
- Yeah. I run the social for it,
1641
01:18:38,103 --> 01:18:39,869
and we just launched.
1642
01:18:39,871 --> 01:18:42,740
- Which one?
- "Architectural Digest."
1643
01:18:42,742 --> 01:18:44,579
I follow them on Instagram.
1644
01:18:45,379 --> 01:18:47,379
- I run the Instagram.
- [laughs]
1645
01:18:47,381 --> 01:18:48,713
- Amazing.
- Yeah.
1646
01:18:48,715 --> 01:18:49,949
- Amazing.
- That's funny.
1647
01:18:49,951 --> 01:18:52,018
Wow!
1648
01:18:52,020 --> 01:18:53,755
Uh, what about you?
1649
01:18:54,856 --> 01:18:56,424
Well, I'm currently trying
1650
01:18:56,426 --> 01:18:58,091
to figure out
how to pay the bills,
1651
01:18:58,093 --> 01:18:59,629
or even have them.
1652
01:19:00,697 --> 01:19:02,064
But I'm writing a script.
1653
01:19:02,066 --> 01:19:04,233
Oh, right. Yeah, that's
the thing you told me about.
1654
01:19:04,235 --> 01:19:05,869
- Mother-son...
- Yes.
1655
01:19:05,871 --> 01:19:08,905
So they're both single
and they're online dating and...
1656
01:19:08,907 --> 01:19:11,174
It's kind of autobiographical.
1657
01:19:11,176 --> 01:19:13,110
The main character's
kind of a mess.
1658
01:19:13,112 --> 01:19:14,712
Yeah, like a cute mess though.
1659
01:19:14,714 --> 01:19:15,980
Yeah. Hopefully.
1660
01:19:15,982 --> 01:19:17,282
[waiter]
Are you about ready to order?
1661
01:19:17,284 --> 01:19:19,452
I'm sorry. I haven't looked
at the menu yet.
1662
01:19:19,454 --> 01:19:21,020
Yeah, me neither.
1663
01:19:21,022 --> 01:19:22,658
- Take your time.
- Thank you.
1664
01:19:25,728 --> 01:19:26,796
Yeah.
1665
01:19:28,397 --> 01:19:30,097
[Richard]
All right, please email me
1666
01:19:30,099 --> 01:19:31,999
the draft, you know,
when you feel ready.
1667
01:19:32,001 --> 01:19:33,034
- I would love that.
- Yeah.
1668
01:19:33,036 --> 01:19:34,202
I really would.
1669
01:19:34,204 --> 01:19:35,871
And I'll send you mine
as well obviously.
1670
01:19:35,873 --> 01:19:39,009
Yeah. And, uh, thanks
for walking me to the garage.
1671
01:19:39,011 --> 01:19:40,711
Yeah. I don't know
if you would have made it...
1672
01:19:40,713 --> 01:19:43,314
- Yeah. Who knows.
- ...by yourself. It's, um...
1673
01:19:43,316 --> 01:19:46,186
- Um, you're a gentleman.
- So are you.
1674
01:19:49,956 --> 01:19:52,124
- And I'll drive next time.
- Okay. Sounds good.
1675
01:19:52,126 --> 01:19:54,093
- Okay.
- All right.
1676
01:19:54,095 --> 01:19:55,964
- Catch you later.
- Bye.
1677
01:20:04,807 --> 01:20:06,910
Oh, honey. Sorry.
1678
01:20:08,045 --> 01:20:09,244
Your mattress came.
1679
01:20:09,246 --> 01:20:10,782
It's okay.
Wait, don't get up.
1680
01:20:12,050 --> 01:20:13,784
[sighs]
1681
01:20:13,786 --> 01:20:16,018
[sighs]
Whoo, this is soft.
1682
01:20:16,020 --> 01:20:17,123
Mm.
1683
01:20:18,792 --> 01:20:19,991
How was it?
1684
01:20:19,993 --> 01:20:21,894
[sighs]
It was good.
1685
01:20:21,896 --> 01:20:23,796
I think I like this one.
1686
01:20:23,798 --> 01:20:26,365
Yay!
1687
01:20:26,367 --> 01:20:28,001
Did he pay?
1688
01:20:28,003 --> 01:20:29,770
I did actually.
1689
01:20:29,772 --> 01:20:31,371
With what money?
1690
01:20:31,373 --> 01:20:33,374
I have a credit card.
1691
01:20:33,376 --> 01:20:36,311
- And I walk dogs.
- Hmm.
1692
01:20:36,313 --> 01:20:39,514
What an exhausting day. I'll
be so glad when it's tomorrow.
1693
01:20:39,516 --> 01:20:41,050
Me too.
1694
01:20:41,052 --> 01:20:42,818
Good night.
1695
01:20:42,820 --> 01:20:44,120
Love you.
1696
01:20:44,122 --> 01:20:45,391
Love you, too.
1697
01:20:47,559 --> 01:20:49,025
Hey,
1698
01:20:49,027 --> 01:20:50,161
you were right, by the way.
1699
01:20:50,163 --> 01:20:51,232
Nice is good.
1700
01:20:53,267 --> 01:20:54,999
[sighs]
1701
01:20:55,001 --> 01:20:56,804
Nice is good.
1702
01:20:57,839 --> 01:20:59,742
[chuckling]
1703
01:21:00,876 --> 01:21:01,811
Hmm.
1704
01:21:03,945 --> 01:21:06,016
- Are you gonna turn off the...
- Yes, I will.
1705
01:21:06,018 --> 01:21:09,082
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