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Stephen! Stop pacing! Eric will get us the tickets.
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Stop pacing?! These tickets are to Led Zeppelin!
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The band that defines our generation.
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Besides this concert's going to be the greatest show of all time. I know!
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The music. The lights. The costumes!
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This is gonna be just like the fashion show at the mall!
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What?
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It is! And besides...
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A Zeppelin made out of lead wouldn't even fly! It makes no sense.
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Honey, I've never seen you like this. Usually your so....
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Mellow?
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High! Look. It's no big deal. A year from now no one will even know who these guys are.
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Are you out of your teeny boppin' mind?
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You just don't get it do you?
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Well, maybe you need to be calmed down a little while you wait
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[sing song style] I'm going to do my very best and it ain't no lie.
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[sing song style] If you put me to the test. If you just let me try.
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Are you quoting Abba?
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Stephen, I'm still free.
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Take a chance on me.
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Shut up Jackie.
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You know you're cuter when you don't talk.
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We gonna do it.
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Yes we are.
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It feels so good
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Yeah. Just like that.
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You settling down now? Yeah, it feels so good.
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Make you feel good baby? Yeah, so damn good!
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What about me? What about you?
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It's your turn. Oh, yeah.
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Sit up baby.
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Oh Steven!
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Oh gosh!
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Kelso sucked at this!
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Keep going.
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Oh Steven!
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You wanna sit on this baby?
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Oh, just open up that tight pussy!
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Grind that dick!
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Is that good? Oh yeah.
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You wanna suck that dick baby?
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My turn.
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Oh
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It feels so good!
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Yes. Pull me in closer.
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Oh Steven, you're so good to me!
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Your pussy is so good Thank you honey.
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Your dick feels good too.
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I know what would make your stress go down. What's that?
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If I let you put it anywhere. Really?!
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Put it in your ass?
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If you want to? Yes!
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Be gentle.
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Oh Steven!
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Oh yes!
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Oh, you're making me shake!
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Oh Steven is that normal?
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Hell yeah!
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You're doing a great job!
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Oh that feels so intense!
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You like that? Yes.
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Are you not stressed anymore?
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Mmm hmm. Getting better.
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Not worried about those tickets? No!
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I hope you're enjoying the view.
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Oh yes! Give it to me puddin' pop!
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Oh I can't believe I'm messing up my hair for you!
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Can we change? You wanna change positions?
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There you go.
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You coming baby?
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I didn't know that...was possible.
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I love you so much! I love you too baby!
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You need to prove your love to me like this all the time!
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I love how you make me shake.
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I want you to come for me. Yeah?
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You gonna come? You want me to come? Yeah.
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Get on your knees baby.
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Wanna girgle that baby?
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Steven, that tasted awful!
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I gotta go make a sandwich.
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Steven, you got it in my hair!
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Shut up Jackie!
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Got 'em. How in the hell did you score us these tickets, Foreman?
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Zeppelin's been sold out for months.
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I have my ways. My hypnotizing gaze.
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My sweet ass. Giant bulge in the front.
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Scalpers can't resist my charms.
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You paid full price...plus 30%, didn't you?
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This is gonna be amazing.
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As soon as Plant starts belting out "A Whole Lotta Love"...
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...Eric, you might lose me.
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Is she kidding? If my girlfriend blew Led Zeppelin, I'd be there snapping photos.
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[Audience laughter]
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Kelso, why you so excited? You only like disco.
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Hello! Groupies!
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We're gonna fuck groupies!
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How are you going to do that Michael?
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Me and Fez are going to dress up like the band...
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...and trick the girls into fucking us thinking we're the band!
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[Audience Laughter] Check this out!
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You see, I'm Johnny Page!
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You look like a Carol King impersonator at a drag show.
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Who's Fez dressed as, James Brown?
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I'm a premier rock star.
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A member of the Led Zeppelin.
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Fez, you're dressed like the wrong band.
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You look like a member of the Kiss Army.
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Please, innocent big-boobed Donna...
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...I'm dressed like a musician.
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Not military.
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Now we can go to the concert.
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Hyde!
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Oh my god, you're both idiots.
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Forgot the tickets. Getting the tickets.
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Got the tickets. Going to the concert.
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This is great!
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This is amazing!
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This is incredible!
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It smells like Foreman's basement.
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This sucks!
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This is the sucks.
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Why don't these beautiful groupies come to us Kelso?
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I don't get it Fez. We got our wigs on.
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Check. You got your rock star boots on. Check.
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We have our salamis.
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Fez, I lost my salami.
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Where's my salami?
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I believe it made its way into someone's mouth.
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Where'd you get that?
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I found it on the ground.
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Can I have that back please, it was in my pants!
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Give me that!
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Hey! You likin' the show?
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And by liking the show, I mean this rock hard party in my pants?
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Ahhh!
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She did not like the party in your pants, Kelso.
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Well you think you can do any better?
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Yes I do.
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Excuse me, miss. I'm sorry for my friend.
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He does not know how to speak to such a beautiful slut like you.
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Ahhh! Burn!
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Ow, my eye!
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What the hell was that for?
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I don't know. Everyone else seems to be doing it.
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Oh yeah.
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We'll see you guys after.
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Where you guys going?
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Oh, we're going backstage to see the band.
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No one's allowed to see the band but groupies.
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Ah, one, two, Donna would you say that 2 makes a group?
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Yes, I'd say that Eric.
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Later. Groupies.
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Oh my god, we're going to meet the golden god!
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Donna, I'm right here.
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If you're a golden god, then I'm a golden retriever.
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Whore!
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Burn.
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Hey, the bands offstage. Just a heads up.
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Sorry, I got up in the moment there.
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I've got room for one of you back there. Who's it gonna be?
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You. Chesty red-head.
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Thanks but I was just puffing my chest out.
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It's a little bit of an optical illusion. And the hair is auburn, not red.
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But I'll forgive you since we're going to meet the band.
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Not you. Her.
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Donna!
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Eric, I'm sorry.
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I can get you a signed poster.
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Alright. Just go meet the band.
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But I love you.
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I'll stay. Do you want me not to go?
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No. No. No. No. Go!
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Got meet the band, my idols.
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No go. Enjoy yourself. Meet the band.
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Get me a picture, will you?
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Hey.
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You enjoyed that kiss. The next one will have my load in it.
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Excuse me, aren't you going to take me to the band's dressing room?
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Patience, baby, you get to meet the band after...
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...we get to meet your mouth. If you know what I mean.
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I don't know what you mean, jerk.
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But this mouth...belongs to a boyfriend.
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Look sweetie, how would your boyfriend fill if you gave up the only chance you had...
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...to meet his favorite band?
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Yeah. They're the band that defines a generation.
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They're the greatest show of all time.
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I don't know.
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Alright, we understand your dilemma.
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Hey Eddie, where we gonna find another girl that's willing to blow us?
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...in order to see Jimmy Page and Robert Plant?
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Hold on. I believe there's a thousand of them over at the door.
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Yeah maybe that brunette, I saw.
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Wait a second.
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Alright just go meet the band.
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But I love...
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Fine. But Eric...
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Give me some fucking come!
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Come all over my tits.
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OK. Since I blew all of you, you going to take me to see the band?
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Oh band. We don't know the band. That's funny.
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We're the cleaning crew.
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Let's get back to work, guys.
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Did you meet Led Zeppelin?
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Sure did.
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How was it? I wanna hear everything.
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How do you think it was? It was amazing.
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I think, shaking their hand I gotta contact high.
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Did you get any pictures?
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Does Sanford have a son? Does George Jefferson have a dry cleaning business?
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Yes she got the pictures! Right Donna? Right.
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After I tape the rest of the pictures on the wall...
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I'll take them to photo shop to get them developed.
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And wait 3 weeks to get them developed.
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Modern technology.
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Let's get out of here.
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Hey guys! Hi.
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Yeah whatever.
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I see you're a rock band aren't you?
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Why yes...and in a very popular band.
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You can tell by my hand....my boots.
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And the very large bulge in the front of my pants.
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Exactly! Wanna get out of here and get loose?
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I'm already loose.
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And I can tell you are really loose too.
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Let's go to your mansion.
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Oh yes, my rock star mansion is a good place.
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But instead, let's go to my rock star middle class duplex.
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My rock star mansion is being renovated.
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What are you doing to it?
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I'm putting in a trophy room full of guitars.
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...groupies...and boots.
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Oh, that sounds hot!
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Let's go.
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Fez...the rock star!
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Hey right back at you cool guy!
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Ha! Ha!
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Unbelievable!
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Oh Steven!
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What?
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Nothing. I'm just really glad you got me those photos.
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Not a problem.
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No seriously. Big deal. Kind of gives me a boner thinking about it.
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Thinking maybe we could go upstairs, play a little...
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...backstage ass!
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Get off my back Eric!
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What do you not believe me? I met the band last night.
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Find then. I'll just go upstairs and play air guitar with my penis!
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You are very welcome Eric.
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Mmmm. So you want to show me around your pad?
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I would like to show you around my pad very much.
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Mmm. Then you can show me around your cock!
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Unbelievable!
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Wow. This is a pretty nice place here.
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Oh, you like that.
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Oh, don't go in there.
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There are so many wild rock star foods in there.
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Wow! Like this.
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Oh yes. My rock star mayonnaise.
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OK. Oh.
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What about these?
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Oh. My rock star left over tacos.
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Yummy.
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And...what is this?
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My rock star salami?
266
00:45:11,760 --> 00:45:15,170
Mmm. Can I eat your rock star salami?
267
00:45:16,040 --> 00:45:17,880
Let me think about it.
268
00:45:18,270 --> 00:45:19,020
Yes!
269
00:45:19,950 --> 00:45:24,240
Yes!
270
00:46:05,500 --> 00:46:09,220
Your salami's making my mouth water!
271
00:46:36,650 --> 00:46:38,800
So good!
272
00:47:06,150 --> 00:47:08,330
So good. Mmm hmm.
273
00:47:17,060 --> 00:47:21,100
Oh my god. Your big cock is making my pussy so wet.
274
00:47:23,410 --> 00:47:27,660
I got to put it in there really bad! I want it!
275
00:47:45,030 --> 00:47:47,520
Want some of this pussy?
276
00:47:55,150 --> 00:47:57,400
Oh it's so wet for you.
277
00:47:57,400 --> 00:48:00,900
Put it in my wet pussy.
278
00:48:08,330 --> 00:48:10,110
Just like that!
279
00:49:09,120 --> 00:49:11,780
Just like that! Right on my G spot!
280
00:49:59,450 --> 00:50:02,400
Let me taste my come on your cock.
281
00:50:15,640 --> 00:50:17,700
Yeah, I want that back in there.
282
00:50:52,360 --> 00:50:54,910
Oh, nice and deep!
283
00:51:12,840 --> 00:51:15,580
Yes. You like that ass bouncing on your cock?
284
00:51:26,270 --> 00:51:29,260
That cock is so good!
285
00:52:56,260 --> 00:53:00,390
Oh. You know what? This salami is so good!
286
00:53:00,390 --> 00:53:04,350
I need it in my ass! You want to put it in there?
287
00:53:04,350 --> 00:53:06,800
Oh yes!
288
00:53:06,800 --> 00:53:10,300
You want this big cock in my tight little ass?
289
00:53:13,650 --> 00:53:16,660
You want it don't you?
290
00:54:24,320 --> 00:54:27,570
I want you to fuck me from behind!
291
00:54:27,570 --> 00:54:31,070
I want my ass against you cock.
292
00:54:58,930 --> 00:55:00,540
Stick it back in there.
293
00:58:48,850 --> 00:58:51,780
Oh my god, I can't believe I just got rock star come!
294
00:58:55,530 --> 00:58:57,080
Yes you did.
295
00:58:57,080 --> 00:58:58,960
All over me.
296
00:58:58,960 --> 00:59:02,460
I can't wait to tell all my friends.
297
00:59:03,620 --> 00:59:05,960
Your famous!
298
00:59:39,760 --> 00:59:42,050
What Kitty?
299
00:59:42,050 --> 00:59:46,380
Red, Eric is clearly upset. You need to have a talk with him.
300
00:59:46,380 --> 00:59:47,950
A little mano to mano.
301
00:59:47,950 --> 00:59:50,300
Now why the hell would I want to do that?
302
00:59:50,300 --> 00:59:53,180
Red, you're his father!
303
00:59:53,180 --> 00:59:55,160
I guess anything's possible.
304
00:59:56,030 --> 00:59:58,660
Red!
305
00:59:59,830 --> 01:00:02,160
He probably just needs to cool down.
306
01:00:02,160 --> 01:00:05,660
And I probably need to just get back to watching this game. And drinking my beer!
307
01:00:09,830 --> 01:00:12,120
Red Foreman!
308
01:00:12,740 --> 01:00:15,630
Look Kitty, I'm just not going to do it.
309
01:00:16,640 --> 01:00:19,190
Fuck you, no fucking way!
310
01:00:19,190 --> 01:00:21,670
Red, if you don't go have a talk with Eric...
311
01:00:21,670 --> 01:00:24,020
...they'll be no fucking way for you.
312
01:00:24,020 --> 01:00:25,920
What you're not going to have sex with me again?
313
01:00:25,920 --> 01:00:29,420
No more coach and cheer leader Tuesdays.
314
01:00:31,070 --> 01:00:34,230
But if I do this...you'll let me...
315
01:00:48,090 --> 01:00:59,850
Ha ha ha ha ha.
316
01:01:01,480 --> 01:01:05,310
So. Your mother's forced me to talk to you.
317
01:01:05,310 --> 01:01:08,120
Thanks dad. I love you too.
318
01:01:08,120 --> 01:01:10,450
Don't be a smart ass!
319
01:01:10,450 --> 01:01:11,870
Dumb ass!
320
01:01:11,870 --> 01:01:17,530
Look. There's these birds and bees and they both fly.
321
01:01:17,530 --> 01:01:19,480
And they both have wieners and vaginas.
322
01:01:19,480 --> 01:01:22,230
Thanks dad. I kind of got that part.
323
01:01:22,230 --> 01:01:25,730
Well then, good talk. Hey dad?
324
01:01:26,750 --> 01:01:27,980
What is it now?
325
01:01:27,980 --> 01:01:31,320
Well its just that we went to the concert the other night, and...
326
01:01:31,320 --> 01:01:32,770
...Donna got to meet the band.
327
01:01:32,770 --> 01:01:36,070
I figured she'd be a little more excited or at least a little more...
328
01:01:36,070 --> 01:01:39,230
A little more what? A little more quiet?
329
01:01:39,230 --> 01:01:41,080
A little more in shape?
330
01:01:41,080 --> 01:01:44,130
A little more agreeable to let you watch the damn football game?
331
01:01:44,130 --> 01:01:45,380
And drink a damn beer!
332
01:01:45,380 --> 01:01:48,140
Instead of talking to your son about feelings and crap like that!
333
01:01:48,140 --> 01:01:51,640
Ah, no dad. Nothing as insulting as all those things.
334
01:01:51,640 --> 01:01:55,710
I meant like...a little more...frisky.
335
01:01:55,710 --> 01:01:59,210
Oh. Oh. Frisky.
336
01:02:01,230 --> 01:02:04,740
Well, when I want your mother to dock the ol' meat canoe...
337
01:02:05,460 --> 01:02:09,580
...I flirt a bit. You know show her...
338
01:02:11,840 --> 01:02:13,980
..charm.
339
01:02:13,980 --> 01:02:15,180
And that works?
340
01:02:15,180 --> 01:02:18,370
Well if it doesn't, I just let her know who the man is.
341
01:02:18,370 --> 01:02:19,710
And who the woman is.
342
01:02:19,710 --> 01:02:22,520
And things get pretty hot right about then.
343
01:02:22,520 --> 01:02:25,410
When it becomes clear that one of us is the boss.
344
01:02:25,410 --> 01:02:27,000
Mom, isn't it dad?
345
01:02:27,000 --> 01:02:28,650
Yes sir.
346
01:02:28,650 --> 01:02:32,150
And if you want your dick sucked, that is how you have to play it sometimes.
347
01:02:32,770 --> 01:02:35,650
Thanks dad for that horrible image in my mind.
348
01:02:36,670 --> 01:02:39,150
No problem.
349
01:02:39,150 --> 01:02:41,990
Oh. And good luck with that. Thanks.
350
01:02:41,990 --> 01:02:44,550
I'm going down to get some from your mother now.
351
01:02:44,550 --> 01:02:47,370
Kitty! The coach is coming!
352
01:02:47,370 --> 01:02:49,560
And he's got a whistle for you to blow!
353
01:02:49,560 --> 01:02:51,890
Pucker up!
354
01:03:09,550 --> 01:03:12,370
Can you believe the sale they're having on that?
355
01:03:13,820 --> 01:03:18,320
Oh, I guess we...are in a freaking mood.
356
01:03:22,210 --> 01:03:23,590
Come on over here.
357
01:03:23,590 --> 01:03:27,090
You're quite frisky tonight.
358
01:03:31,700 --> 01:03:34,460
You've got way too much on.
359
01:03:50,670 --> 01:03:53,460
Is this what you wanted?
360
01:03:53,460 --> 01:03:55,330
That's right baby.
361
01:04:50,950 --> 01:04:54,230
Wonder if I'll find something in here I haven't seen before.
362
01:04:57,980 --> 01:04:59,960
See if you're ready.
363
01:04:59,960 --> 01:05:03,460
Red, you're not wearing any boxers!
364
01:05:03,460 --> 01:05:04,870
Well.
365
01:05:06,250 --> 01:05:10,280
Are you trying to tell me there's no clean ones?
366
01:05:14,360 --> 01:05:17,430
Oh, Kitty!
367
01:07:23,400 --> 01:07:27,560
OK, Kitty. You're turn.
368
01:08:36,030 --> 01:08:38,570
Mmm, that feels so good Red.
369
01:08:46,320 --> 01:08:48,550
Oh, you know how to tease her.
370
01:08:48,550 --> 01:08:52,050
You know how to tease my little kitty.
371
01:09:16,780 --> 01:09:19,540
You're just teasing my clit.
372
01:09:22,350 --> 01:09:25,170
Oh, that tongue!
373
01:09:34,850 --> 01:09:37,000
You're so good at that!
374
01:09:39,260 --> 01:09:42,130
Oh, you're such my bad boy!
375
01:09:44,170 --> 01:09:47,340
Oh, I love being your cheerleader, and you're my coach.
376
01:10:46,980 --> 01:10:50,340
Oh, baby, let me give you some more head.
377
01:10:50,340 --> 01:10:53,290
Let me suck that cock.
378
01:10:57,260 --> 01:10:59,800
You wanna please Kitty, don't you?
379
01:11:00,410 --> 01:11:03,300
Feed it to me.
380
01:11:34,980 --> 01:11:37,810
Oh, Kitty!
381
01:11:53,930 --> 01:11:57,070
Oh, Red, yes! I love it when you give it to me like that!
382
01:13:29,970 --> 01:13:34,100
Oh, fuck me Red! Spank my little ass!
383
01:13:39,370 --> 01:13:41,330
Oh, yes, spank me!
384
01:13:41,580 --> 01:13:44,830
Tell me what a bad little girl I am.
385
01:13:54,450 --> 01:13:57,430
Oh, Red, I'm going to come all over that big cock of yours!
386
01:14:00,990 --> 01:14:02,450
Fuck me baby!
387
01:14:04,130 --> 01:14:06,750
Oh, Red, you're so strong!
388
01:14:07,660 --> 01:14:10,470
And you've got that curved cock my pussy craves!
389
01:14:17,970 --> 01:14:20,340
Oh, you're gonna tease me?
390
01:14:20,810 --> 01:14:23,180
You think you're going there, baby?
391
01:14:30,520 --> 01:14:33,390
Put you're face down, Kitty.
392
01:14:33,390 --> 01:14:36,890
OK.
393
01:14:36,890 --> 01:14:42,570
Oh, Red! Oh, Kitty!
394
01:14:42,570 --> 01:14:46,070
Kitty!
395
01:14:48,170 --> 01:14:50,010
Red, did you come?
396
01:14:50,010 --> 01:14:52,050
Yep.
397
01:14:53,790 --> 01:14:56,160
And now I'm going.
398
01:14:56,160 --> 01:14:58,010
Where are you going?
399
01:14:58,640 --> 01:15:01,510
To get a sandwich.
400
01:15:01,510 --> 01:15:03,630
Red!
401
01:15:09,400 --> 01:15:12,760
Foreman, do you realize your father's in the kitchen naked?
402
01:15:13,400 --> 01:15:15,020
Stephen!
403
01:15:15,600 --> 01:15:19,990
Why don't you bring that afro down here and put it between my legs?
404
01:15:19,990 --> 01:15:21,830
Mrs. Foreman, you trying to fuck me?
405
01:15:21,830 --> 01:15:23,760
Would you like me to fuck you?
406
01:15:35,810 --> 01:15:37,850
That feels so good!
407
01:15:43,290 --> 01:15:46,350
Oh, you like those big titties?
408
01:15:52,720 --> 01:15:59,720
I didn't realize how much fun it is to...
409
01:16:31,100 --> 01:16:33,000
OK dear.
410
01:17:01,370 --> 01:17:05,680
Oh, Mrs. Foreman, I didn't realize you were so nasty! Mmm hmm!
411
01:17:30,850 --> 01:17:33,280
I want to sit on this. You want to sit on this dick?
412
01:18:01,790 --> 01:18:05,460
Feed my little pussy! Feed my kitty!
413
01:18:45,490 --> 01:18:48,110
You're fucking so hot!
414
01:19:02,750 --> 01:19:05,650
Oh, Stephen! Take me there!
415
01:19:39,430 --> 01:19:43,590
You wanna suck me baby! Yeah.
416
01:20:33,660 --> 01:20:36,920
You just keep getting bigger.
417
01:20:48,940 --> 01:20:51,310
I need to come again so bad!
418
01:21:08,460 --> 01:21:11,470
Oh, Mr. Foreman doesn't even do me this good.
419
01:21:31,100 --> 01:21:33,830
You're gonna make me come, Mrs. Foreman.
420
01:21:38,900 --> 01:21:42,070
You're gonna make me come, Mrs. Foreman.
421
01:21:42,070 --> 01:21:45,820
Can I come all over your tits? Yes, fuck me and come all over my tits.
422
01:21:49,930 --> 01:21:52,080
Oh, goodness, look at all that!
423
01:21:56,030 --> 01:21:58,450
You did such a good job.
424
01:21:59,690 --> 01:22:02,480
Why didn't I do this more?
425
01:22:11,690 --> 01:22:13,650
Yes, I did.
426
01:22:22,410 --> 01:22:25,590
It tastes so sweet.
427
01:22:25,590 --> 01:22:29,090
I gotta go. Gotta make a sandwich.
428
01:22:37,140 --> 01:22:40,200
So Donna, those pictures should be coming in soon.
429
01:22:40,200 --> 01:22:41,300
Aren't you excited?
430
01:22:41,300 --> 01:22:44,800
Yeah, really freaking excited!
431
01:22:53,410 --> 01:22:55,250
What are you doing?
432
01:22:55,250 --> 01:22:58,750
We have studying to do. We have a college exam tomorrow.
433
01:22:58,750 --> 01:23:00,520
Donna I am studying...
434
01:23:00,520 --> 01:23:03,000
...your boobs...your ass.
435
01:23:03,000 --> 01:23:05,570
Your ability to seduce me with your boobs and your ass.
436
01:23:05,570 --> 01:23:09,070
No Eric, the books. The books.
437
01:23:09,070 --> 01:23:13,760
Donna, I really appreciate what you did for me...getting me those photos.
438
01:23:13,760 --> 01:23:15,490
Let's screw studying.
439
01:23:15,490 --> 01:23:17,230
Screw me. Let's fool around.
440
01:23:17,230 --> 01:23:20,350
We can't. We have an exam soon.
441
01:23:20,350 --> 01:23:23,850
Donna, a man has needs!
442
01:23:23,850 --> 01:23:25,720
What do you have?
443
01:23:25,720 --> 01:23:27,600
Hardy whore whore.
444
01:23:27,600 --> 01:23:28,870
Come on, it's the 70's.
445
01:23:28,920 --> 01:23:30,860
And the times...they are a'changin'.
446
01:23:30,860 --> 01:23:33,590
The song's from the 60's, you jerk.
447
01:23:33,590 --> 01:23:37,090
OK, you can resist the power of my song quoting.
448
01:23:37,090 --> 01:23:40,050
But can you resist the power of my eyes?
449
01:23:47,230 --> 01:23:48,600
Oops.
450
01:23:48,600 --> 01:23:52,100
Oh, yeah, Eric. Bony butts get me all wet!
451
01:23:52,780 --> 01:23:56,260
Laugh now Donna. But you and I both know, right now you want this bony butt.
452
01:23:56,260 --> 01:23:58,170
And this huge boner that comes with it.
453
01:23:58,170 --> 01:23:59,640
Oh, do I?
454
01:23:59,640 --> 01:24:02,150
Donna you need to stay on the...
455
01:24:02,150 --> 01:24:03,870
No Eric. I just want to study.
456
01:24:03,870 --> 01:24:08,350
If you don't want to study, then I'll just go home to study.
457
01:24:08,350 --> 01:24:11,260
Donna, can you say "study" again?
458
01:24:11,260 --> 01:24:13,990
It's really turning me on. Uhhh!
459
01:24:15,960 --> 01:24:18,690
Well you don't need to study on being a cold bitch anyway.
460
01:24:18,690 --> 01:24:21,270
You already passed that exam.
461
01:24:24,930 --> 01:24:26,830
I think she didn't hear you.
462
01:24:26,830 --> 01:24:27,960
Fez.
463
01:24:27,960 --> 01:24:30,210
You're very welcome again Eric.
464
01:24:40,420 --> 01:24:42,950
So, you think something's up with her?
465
01:24:42,950 --> 01:24:45,390
Yeah! What's wrong with her?
466
01:24:46,210 --> 01:24:47,770
That's what I said!
467
01:24:47,770 --> 01:24:51,270
Maybe you're not rocking enough for her.
468
01:24:51,590 --> 01:24:54,090
Or maybe she has something wrong with her.
469
01:24:54,550 --> 01:24:56,020
Like the rabies.
470
01:24:56,640 --> 01:24:58,120
That's what I said.
471
01:24:58,120 --> 01:25:01,390
Well...sort of...anyways.
472
01:25:01,390 --> 01:25:03,700
I'm just not sure what happened back stage.
473
01:25:03,700 --> 01:25:05,790
And why it's keeping me from getting laid.
474
01:25:05,790 --> 01:25:08,180
I'm starting to feel like Kelso.
475
01:25:09,790 --> 01:25:11,350
Well, come on!
476
01:25:11,350 --> 01:25:14,850
What the hell! How did Fez get laid and not me?
477
01:25:15,540 --> 01:25:18,840
Maybe it's because I have foreign charm.
478
01:25:20,370 --> 01:25:22,340
You see you sound gay!
479
01:25:22,680 --> 01:25:25,840
How the hell did you get a hot chick and not me?
480
01:25:26,530 --> 01:25:30,760
Maybe all the girls you've had through the years started talking to each other.
481
01:25:30,760 --> 01:25:36,190
Maybe you're first girl started spreading rumors about you coming too quickly.
482
01:25:36,190 --> 01:25:39,690
Huh! Umm.
483
01:25:40,310 --> 01:25:43,190
Wait, you were my first Jackie.
484
01:25:43,420 --> 01:25:45,220
Exactly, Michael!
485
01:25:45,220 --> 01:25:46,630
Burn!
486
01:25:46,630 --> 01:25:48,290
OK, but seriously guys.
487
01:25:48,290 --> 01:25:51,790
How do I get Donna to tell me what's going on?
488
01:25:51,790 --> 01:25:53,470
How do I get her to do me again?
489
01:25:53,850 --> 01:25:55,910
Don't be a smart ass!
490
01:25:55,910 --> 01:25:58,070
Dumb ass! Dumb ass! Dumb ass!
491
01:25:58,720 --> 01:26:00,670
I just have to ask her.
492
01:26:00,950 --> 01:26:02,670
Thanks Dad voice over.
493
01:26:03,830 --> 01:26:06,170
Oh, Kelso. Burn!
494
01:26:10,960 --> 01:26:12,380
Unbelievable!
495
01:26:31,230 --> 01:26:32,970
What do you want to talk about?
496
01:26:33,500 --> 01:26:36,290
Well, first, you go and meet the band.
497
01:26:36,290 --> 01:26:38,610
And now you don't want to have sex with me.
498
01:26:38,610 --> 01:26:40,520
I just want to know what's going on?
499
01:26:40,520 --> 01:26:42,300
What are you talking about?
500
01:26:42,300 --> 01:26:45,800
Donna, something happened backstage. Just tell me what it was.
501
01:26:46,950 --> 01:26:49,430
Look, I really care about you.
502
01:26:49,430 --> 01:26:51,950
In fact, I love you and your girly legs.
503
01:26:51,950 --> 01:26:55,450
But, I'm going to tell you something that's gonna make you a little unhappy.
504
01:27:00,090 --> 01:27:02,880
Last night when I went backstage, I did it with the band.
505
01:27:02,880 --> 01:27:04,190
What?!
506
01:27:04,350 --> 01:27:06,820
I blew those roadies, thinking they were gonna take me to the band.
507
01:27:06,820 --> 01:27:08,320
So that I can get the picture for you.
508
01:27:08,320 --> 01:27:10,720
But then, they didn't go take me to meet the band.
509
01:27:11,070 --> 01:27:14,220
I lied to you, so please don't hate me.
510
01:27:14,220 --> 01:27:17,400
Don't hate you? Don't hate you?
511
01:27:17,400 --> 01:27:18,920
Donna really? This is amazing!
512
01:27:18,920 --> 01:27:20,630
This is amazing!
513
01:27:20,770 --> 01:27:24,130
You blew a bunch of guys, so you could meet Page and Plant for me?
514
01:27:24,680 --> 01:27:27,250
That's probably the nicest thing anybody has ever done for me.
515
01:27:27,250 --> 01:27:27,920
Really?
516
01:27:27,920 --> 01:27:29,910
Really. And honestly...
517
01:27:29,910 --> 01:27:32,070
...the thought of you blowing all those guys...
518
01:27:32,070 --> 01:27:33,130
...pretty fucking hot!
519
01:27:33,130 --> 01:27:35,310
Oh, Eric, you dirty pervert!
520
01:27:35,310 --> 01:27:38,810
A very lucky dirty pervert.
521
01:28:09,020 --> 01:28:12,450
Oh, yeah, get in there.
522
01:41:14,620 --> 01:41:16,710
Doing laundry, huh?
523
01:41:16,710 --> 01:41:20,210
And what was your first clue, moron? The big basket of dirty clothes?
524
01:41:20,900 --> 01:41:25,070
No! That was my second clue. I saw the detergent first.
525
01:41:25,070 --> 01:41:28,020
Kelso, you're such a genius.
526
01:41:28,020 --> 01:41:30,580
Good thing you got a nice ass.
527
01:41:30,890 --> 01:41:33,120
Wipe that big smile off your face.
528
01:41:33,120 --> 01:41:35,220
And lick my pussy before I change my mind.
529
01:41:35,220 --> 01:41:37,530
Yes mam!
530
01:41:41,030 --> 01:41:42,800
How you get this thing off?
531
01:43:39,340 --> 01:43:41,970
I want to taste your cock.
532
01:47:18,660 --> 01:47:22,100
Baby you are trying to make me into a premature ejaculator.
533
01:47:53,390 --> 01:47:56,130
Taste the pussy off your cock!
534
01:48:00,500 --> 01:48:02,170
Tastes so sweet.
535
01:49:22,370 --> 01:49:25,200
Fuck me hard! Fuck me hard!
536
01:54:14,430 --> 01:54:15,470
My pussy feels so good!
537
01:54:16,080 --> 01:54:17,840
I want to ride you again.
538
01:56:14,470 --> 01:56:16,320
I wanna taste my come off your cock!
539
01:56:33,560 --> 01:56:37,030
You wanna fuck me from behind, so you can play with my ass?
540
01:56:43,070 --> 01:56:46,390
You can fuck me from behind.
541
01:56:49,890 --> 01:56:53,390
I want you to come all over me.
542
01:56:53,390 --> 01:56:57,890
I want you to come all over my face.
543
01:56:57,890 --> 01:57:00,260
Oh, get down, get down!
544
01:57:41,710 --> 01:57:44,220
Kelso's back!
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