All language subtitles for The.Adventures.of.the.American.Rabbit.1986.1080p.WEBRip.x265-RARBG

That's the house, right there.

It's all anybody's been talking
about for the last three weeks.

I know. I can't wait to see him.

I hear he's adorable.

Hey, you two. What a nifty little guy.

Oh, that's very sweet of you, Ernie.

No, I mean it.
This kid is really something.

Thanks, Ern.

I guess we kind of think
he's gonna be okay, too.

-Okay? Shame on you, Bill.

Will you look at that face?

Loretta, you're making him laugh.

What a fabulous face.

A fine-looking boy.
Yes, sir, he's a fine-looking boy.

Why, thank you very much.

Yes, thank you very much.

Eh, you know, I have a sneaking suspicion

that there may be a thing
or two more about this little rascal

than just good looks.

Well, we certainly hope so.

I mean, who knows?

He could have quite a future
ahead of himself, this little guy.

Oh, it's awfully sweet of you to, uh...

To uh...

Who in the world was that?

I have no idea.
I thought he was someone you knew.

You just gotta get out there
and play as well as you can, son.

I will, Dad. I will.

And remember, there's a lot more
to a game than just winning.

No, I know that. I won't forget.

You know, it's how you play the game, too.
That's just as important.

You gotta play fairly and honestly.

And you gotta always cooperate
with your teammates.

Thanks, Dad. I'll do my best.

Hang in there, guys. Way to go. Way to go.

Atta boy, Rob.

Hey, what about these little guys?
Are they all right or what?

Oh, yes, yes. They're doing nicely.
They're playing very well.

Well? These little mopsies
are playing some heads-up ball.

They certainly are.

What about the little guy
wearing number four?

-Do you know who he is?
-Oh.

Well, that's, uh, that's Rob Rabbit.

-Kid's dynamite.
-Oh, you really think so?

Oh, come on, the kid's all over the field.

I mean, look at him.
He's hotter than a pistol.

-He's my son.
-Your son?

Well, you ought to be very proud, Pappy.

Very proud,
because the kid's got all the moves.

Speed, grace,

and the driving will to win.
Win at any cost.

No, no, that's wrong.
Oh, sure, Rob likes to win.

But only when he and of course,
his teammates, too,

only when they've really earned the win.

-You don't say?
-He's a good boy.

He'd never cheat or steal or fudge
to win at anything.

He's got a terrific sense
of sportsmanship.

No, no, no. That's not quite it, dear.

Now, Rob, listen very closely to me.

♪ La, la, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, ta, da ♪

I, uh, I guess I thought
that was what I was playing, Mom.

Exactly right. You were, dear, you were.

But it's not enough
just to hit the right notes.

No?

No. You have to feel the music.
You have to put your heart into it.

Don't you see, dear?

Once it comes out of the instrument,
it's something shared.

It's something
that touches everyone around you.

Hello. Good day.

How do? How are you?

Oh, isn't that just lovely?

I beg your pardon?

I say, isn't that lovely? The music.

Music?

The piano music.

The music that's filling the air.
Isn't it lovely?

Ah, yes, yes, indeed.

Music makes the heart take flight.

No, no, I mean that music.

Isn't it just too beautiful?

Ah, yes. Splendid. Just splendid.

I wonder, could that be Felix Mendelssohn?

Oh, my, no. No, that's Robert Rabbit.

Ah! Robert Rabbit.

Oh, yes. I know the family.

Little Rob is really terribly gifted.

I'm glad we decided to go
on this little outing.

Mm, I am, too.

I mean, before too long,
Rob will be on his own.

Family picnics like this
won't be so easy to put together.

Mm-hm.
I wonder what he'll do with himself?

Ol' Rob? He'll be great.
Oh, don't worry about ol' Rob.

He'll do fine at anything
he puts his mind to. Believe me.

Just think of it.
Someday he could be a doctor.

-Or a professional rugby player.
-Mm-hm.

-He could be a judge if he wanted to be.
-Or have his own rock and roll band.

Oh, just look at him.

Lunch is almost ready, Rob, dear.
Don't wander too far away.

Mom. Dad. Are you all right?

Whoever you are, sir,
you saved our lives.

Yes, and we're very, very grateful.

Hey, what's going on, anyway?

Eh, perhaps I can throw
a little light on that.

-Is someone here?
-Who's there?

That was a nice piece of work
with the boulder, Rob.

Terrific catch.

Oh, thank you, uh, sir.

Kid's got great hands.

Ah, shall we?

Carrot pâté.

Mm. Outstanding, madam.

Outstanding.

You folks may not be aware of this,

but for as long as time itself,
our quiet little village

has carried the heavy responsibility
of providing a very special hero.

A hero?

Yes. A hero who works tirelessly

to make the outside world a better,
happier place.

Hey, wait a minute. The Legacy.

You're talking about the Legacy.

That's right. The Legacy.

What's a legacy?

It's something handed down
from one generation to another, dear.

Our legacy is one of strength
and goodness and justice.

It's a gigantic responsibility.

The person who carries it
must run faster, fly higher,

and work harder in the interest of good
than any force anywhere.

Now, in our time,
it's Rob who will carry our legacy on.

You see, even though no one else
will ever know it,

Rob is The American Rabbit.

Oh.

Please don't misunderstand.

We appreciate the honor and all of that,

but isn't little Robbie there
just a touch young for this line of work?

No. No, no, not a bit of it.
You need a young fella.

He's fast and he's strong.

Besides, he'll be working all sorts
of crazy hours.

Believe me,
an older guy could never cut it.

It all goes by so quickly.

Sure does.

You know,
it seems like just the other day,

Rob, you were out fooling around
with your little school pals.

That was just the other day, Dad.

Well, there you are.

Think of us once in a while, Rob, dear.

Oh, don't worry, Mom.

I'll think of you every time
I hear pretty music, or a bird sing.

Rob, I don't know
what a father's supposed to say

to a son who has to do
what you've been chosen to do,

except that,
be the very best you possibly can.

We're proud of you, son.

And we love you.

We love you.

Come on, kid.

There's a world out there
that needs saving,

and it's just waiting for you.

Rob.

American Rabbit.

American Rabbit.

Rob.

Hey, you. Long ears. What's with you?

Hey, what are you looking at, lunch meat?

Uh, well, I'm, uh...

Uh, you know,
I was just noticing your, uh, your helmet.

Oh, that's a very handsome helmet.

Hey, guys.
Fuzzy here thinks this is a helmet.

Well, you're wrong, Fuzzy.
This ain't no helmet. It's a kettle.

Oh, yeah, sure.
I can see that now.

Sure, it's a kettle.
It's a terrific kettle.

You got any idea what gets cooked
in a kettle like this here?

Uh, soup?

Soup? Why, you pathetic little pipsqueak.

You make soup in a soup pan.

In a kettle like this here,

you make rabbit stew.

You know something?
You and I gotta have dinner together.

Dinner?

Let's do it real soon.

Excuse me, sir, I couldn't help noticing
the sign in your-- Uh...

Excuse me, sir?

I couldn't help noticing the sign
you have in the window,

that mentions that you might require
the services of a trained pianist?

Yeah, kid. So, what do you want?

Oh, well, uh, the job.

Yeah, I wanted to see
if I could apply for the job.

Teddy, I got a kid here
says he plays a little piano.

Why, that's marvelous.
Absolutely marvelous.

Hi. I'm Theodore Panda.
But everyone calls me Teddy.

Oh, pleased to meet you, sir.
I'm Robert Rabbit.

Uh, why don't you just sit
right down there at the piano,

Robert, my friend.

I'll call Bunny. She's our booker.
And we'll all listen to how you play.

Oh, Bunny? Oh, Bunny O'Hare.

Hi. I'm Bunny.

Hi. Uh, how do you do?

Very, very well.

Well, now that we all know each other,

why don't you cook us up a little
something on the piano there, Robert?

Oh, you can call me Rob.

Oh. Of course.

Why, yes, indeed.

-Rob, you play very nicely.
-Uh, thank you.

Yes. Well, well, please try to understand

-what I mean when I say that I think--
-Yes?

That this is Panda Monium,
not Carnegie Hall.

I'm afraid I don't follow.

This is a rock joint, kid.

A rock joint?

Uh, yes, you know.

Bomp, bomp, bomp. Bomp, bompa-domp.

Uh, that would be the bass line.

Yes, yes. Very much so.

And the melody line is something like...

♪ Da, da, da, doo, lay, da ♪

-Far out!
-I'm hip.

Hey, that was just beautiful, bunny boy.

You never told us you was a piano-ist.

Well, it isn't that I didn't want to.

Uh, I'm sorry, gentlemen.

If you wish to hear
our brand-new piano man, Rob here,

I'm afraid you'll have to wait
till show time.

And that's still several hours away.

But that's exactly why we popped in,
wimp-o.

Yeah, wimp-o.

Yeah, we was very worried
about the safety of the...

what's the name of this dump?

-The Panda Monium.
- Right.

We were very worried about the safety
of the Panda Monium.

We think it needs just an awful lot
more accident insurance.

You never know
when an accident's gonna break out.

Thanks so much for your concern.

I'll make it a point to go over all this
very carefully with my insurance broker.

Uh, look,
you don't get the picture, wimps.

You see, from now on,

you got to think of us
as your insurance breaker.

And this is your lucky week, pal.
We got a special for you.

Five hundred bucks keeps the joint
from getting trashed.

Yeah. Busted wide open.

I think you, uh, gentlemen better go.

But you ain't even bought
your insurance policy yet.

-Now.
- Yeah.

Now, now, boys.

If wimps here wants us to go,
then we just gotta go.

Besides, I think it's dangerous
hanging around a place like this.

You never know
when something awful's gonna happen.

You want to know something, Robert?

Oh, yes. What?

You play a whole lot of piano.

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

Thank you very much, ladies and gentlemen.
Thank you.

And right now, it's my particular honor
to introduce you to the big soaring sound

of the very driving, the very dynamic,
The White Brothers Band.

♪ It don't mean a thing
As long as you can rock and roll ♪

♪ It don't mean a thing as long ♪

Hello, gorgeous.

Oh, please.

-Pardon my breaking in this way...
-Please, don't hurt me.

It never entered my mind.

It's just that you look like
such a intellectual little oinker,

I figured maybe you could direct me
to the public li-berry.

Oh, yes, yes.
It's straight that way about a block.

And then you turn left at McCarthy.
Oh, you can't miss it.

Far out.

You, up there. Are you the one
who's in charge of this... this...?

Yeah, baby, you could say that.

Well, if you'd be civil enough
to stop for a minute...

Bad luck, Bunny.
The White Brothers was a great band.

-Well, thanks.
-You play great piano, man.

And you seem like such a nice guy.

If I were you,
I'd get into a safer line of work.

But wait. What do you mean?

I mean, if you want to stay healthy,
don't mess with the jackals.

Maybe they're right.

Maybe we ought to call
the whole thing off.

No, Teddy, you're wrong.

If we give in to them now,

they'll just keep on doing the same thing
to our neighbors,

and finally, to everybody.

Before long, they'll rule the whole city.

Well, what are we supposed to do?

Hey, I've got it.
Let's have a march and rally.

Really make a show of it,
let them know how we feel.

Come on, they know how we feel.
We're scared.

But that's just it.
If we all join together,

they'll see that we're not just
a bunch of wimpy scaredy cats.

Yeah, that's a great idea.
I'd really like to help, if you'll let me.

I'll make signs, I'll put them up,

I'll contact people on the street,
anything.

You just tell me
what you want, okay, Bunny?

That's quite a piano player
we got ourselves there.

But don't you see, Bunny,
it's just that we don't want any trouble.

None of us wants any trouble, Esther.

Yeah, but we're just small fry.
Who'd ever want to bother with us?

That's exactly the way Teddy felt.

If we go on the march,
we could be in trouble.

If we don't--

And you call yourselves jackals?

Fools! Bunglers! Clowns!

It's idiots like you
who give evil a bad name.

Listen closely to me, you imbeciles.

You will all ride your cycles
in the march.

Uh, excuse me, Walt,
but I got a feeling old Rodney

didn't make clear the reason
for the march.

See, what it is, it's against us.
That's what it is.

I know that, you idiot. Will you listen?

You will all ride in the march.

At the rear,
for your own health and safety.

Stay at the rear of the march.

For getting everybody's attention,

uh, wouldn't it be better
if we were at the front?

The rear! The rear, you twit.

Vultor is going to make an example
of those who dare to resist us.

An example that won't be soon forgotten.

Hey, Terry. You ought to tell your boss,

a nice thing is happening
back at the end of the line.

Oh, yeah? What?

A bunch of those jackals
have formed a kind of procession

and they're riding in our parade.

That's nice.

Well, it just goes to show,
no matter what we may think,

at least not all jackals
are as naughty as those meanies

who broke up Teddy's, you know, nightclub.

-Hey, Ping, I got bad news for you.
-Huh?

They're the same guys.

Hey, that's not nice. That's mean.
What they're doing is mean.

Take a look back there at the end
of the parade, Robert.

Does it look to you as though
those jackals are being mean

to any of our marchers?

Oh, you could be right, Ping.
Maybe those guys are being mean.

You know, I think I'll just,

you know, wander back there
and see what's happening.

Yeah.

- Who is that?
- The American Rabbit!

The American Rabbit?

Rob, I was worried about you.

Rob, boy, you missed all the excitement.

Oh, you mean
when the bridge wobbled a little?

Wobbled?

Uh-huh. You see, Theo, Ping and I
were a little worried

about the jackal motorcycles.

That's right, Teddy.

Yeah. So I went back to the end
of the parade to see what they were up to.

But all of a sudden,
they just cranked up and left.

That's when everybody cheered.

Everyone cheered
when this incredible hero saved the bridge

from falling right into the bay.

Really?

I don't know who, but someone called him
The American Rabbit.

Gosh. And I thought I was
where all the real excitement was.

Yeah.

It isn't that we're any braver
than any of the rest of you,

or any less afraid of the jackal bikers.

We're not, and we know it.

But what we also know
is that if any of us, any of us,

gives in to their threats,
or their bullying, then we're all lost!

We have to have the courage
to stick together.

- Right, right.
-I think we have the courage.

You bet we have. I agree with that.

Please.

Thank you.

-You all know me.
- Yeah!

You all know that I try to be a fair Joe.

-I don't want any trouble.

But this jackal thing,
this is no neighborhood squabble.

- That's right.
-These are bad guys, and they really are

trying to take over our town and our lives
and everything.

-And we can't let that happen.
- That's right.

You know my place, the Panda Monium.

Well, it's a total loss. They creamed it.

I gotta admit
that at first I thought I'd just pull out.

But I'm not gonna do that.
That's exactly what the jackals want.

And I'm not gonna make it that easy
for them.

-We're going to rebuild the Panda Monium.

I'm all for you, Teddy.

And no offense intended,

but where are you gonna get the money
to rebuild that club of yours?

Well, I'll just have to put it
on my charge card.

No, I'll tell you where we'll get
the money.

We're gonna do a concert tour
of the country.

We'll play everywhere.

Bunny's already booked us
into some major spots,

like the Grand Canyon, New Orleans...

We're going on the road
with The White Brothers!

Oh, it just doesn't pay.

Treat people as you'd treat
your own mother,

and they still walk all over you.

That red, white, and blue rabbit
is going to wish

his Aunt Agnes never let him
out of the hutch!

Just say the word, Walt.

Yeah. We'll scare the socks off him.

We're not going to scare him.
We're going to destroy him.

Great idea, boss. A real breakthrough.

Just one thing, how we gonna do it?

If you had to deal
with some bothersome little rabbit

who flies in out of nowhere,
upsets all your plans, and on top of that,

turns out to be strong enough to hold up
a whole bridge, what would you do?

Sic Mad Marvin and Horrible Hugo on him?

Mad Marvin and Horrible Hugo.

Oh, you worry me, Rodney.

Mad Marvin and Bruto Bruno?

No!

You get the biggest, the strongest,
the most powerful hulk there is anywhere,

and then you get him
to do the job for you.

Hey! That's Ping Pong.
The guy you just described is Ping Pong.

Oh, that's very good, Marvin.
That's very good thinking.

Uh, yeah, but, uh,
there's a problem there, boss.

-Problem?
- Mm-hm.

See, Ping Pong's not exactly
one of our guys.

He's actually more like one of their guys.

I mean, the truth is,
he's one of their guys.

So?

So it might be a little hard to ask him
to knock this same rabbit off.

You're an idiot, Marvin.

We're not going to ask him
to wipe the rabbit out.

We are going to make him do it!

Hey, that's brilliant, Walt! Brilliant!
How we gonna do it?

You mean, how are you going to do it?

Uh, Ping Pong. Telegram for Mr. Ping Pong.

Oh, well, I'm Mr. Ping Pong.
'Course, everyone calls me Ping. Or Pong.

You see, I got this here extremely urgent,
highly important telegram for you.

I've been looking for you all afternoon.

A telegram? For me?

Yeah! Let me read it to you.

-"Dear Ping, stop.
-Uh-huh?

Party for The White Brothers Band changed.

-Stop.

Follow the messenger reading this to you
to the new location.

Stop. Signed, Teddy, Bunny, Rob. Stop."

Gee-min-ee. Wonder why they decided
to move the going-away party?

Well, I don't know that.
I'm just the messenger.

It just seems strange.

I mean, we were all gonna meet
at the Panda Monium.

Or at least what's left of it.

Wasn't that just a scandal?

What those brutes did
to that cozy little spot!

Yeah.

Let's go.

Hey, here comes Rotten Rodney right now.

Yeah,
and the gorilla's right behind him.

Excuse me, but are you certain
this is the right place

for the send-off party
for The White Brothers Band?

Well, sure thing, Ping.

Sure as the sun shines.

It's all right here in the telegram, see?

Ah, ah, ah! Gotta sign for it first.

That's orders
from the telegram headquarters.

Any of you guys got a pen?

Alrighty, here we are.

Hey!

Nighty-night, Pingy.

Come on, Sydney. Let's hit it!

We've got places to go
and many, many things to do.

Come on, Rob, boy.
You know we have a long drive ahead of us.

Yeah, I know, Teddy.

I just hate to leave
without finding out about Ping.

Hey, don't sweat it, Rob.
I mean, maybe he just got tied up.

No, Rob's right.

Ping told us he was definitely coming
to our going-away party.

It just doesn't make any sense.

But that nice little dachshund
did say he saw Ping go

into this train yard
with some weird-looking messenger.

And this is Ping's comb.

Yes, and that's a hypodermic needle.
But so what?

So what? Something's wrong.
The needle, then that jackal motorcycle--

Now, Rob boy, let's not get carried away.

Hey, listen. Where does this track go?

-To the next town.
- And after that?

Why, you know, the next town after that.

-Well, then what?
-Rob, what are you up to?

It just keeps on going all the way
to the Grand Canyon.

Which is
where we should be heading right now

if we're ever gonna make our concert date
at The Trap Door.

We're playing in a place
called The Trap Door?

Mm-hm.
The Grand Canyon's hippest new club.

The Grand Canyon's hippest new club, huh?

Well, then, what are we waiting for?
Let's go to The Trap Door.

Are you sure
this is the right canyon?

Well, sure. I mean,
how many Grand Canyons can there be?

It's just that I don't see any sign
of The Trap Door.

Well, yeah, but, uh,
but this is a pretty big place.

You know, I got a feeling we'd have
better luck if we rafted down the river.

Come on, everybody pile in.

I'll launch you and, I mean, us.
I'll launch us.

I'll help.

No, no, you get in. I'll do it.
I know how. My dad used to be in the navy.

I thought you said your dad was a doctor.

Well, yeah, yeah, he is.
He's a navy doctor.

How come you're not coming with us?

-What's the matter?
- You'll miss the boat, Rob.

-It's okay!

I'll go overland and meet you downstream
where you make camp.

See you in an hour or so.

Ah, good evening, sir,
and welcome to The Trap Door.

Boy, am I glad to see you.

We've been looking
all over for this place.

Do you have a reservation?

Uh, no, no. See, you don't understand.
I'm part of The White Brothers Band.

-We've been booked to play here.
-In that case, step right in.

Hey, folks, I just don't know
why you're doing this.

I don't know what you want from me.

But I want you to know that I can't swim.

And I really don't like it in here.

You'll see, it's really quite simple,
my banana-eating friend.

We like you, that's all there is to it.

And we want you to join our organization.

Say that you will, and all this silly
little mischief will stop.

Don't think I don't appreciate
your asking,

but the truth is,
I'm not really much of a joiner.

Let me make it easy for you, gorilla.

Join us, agree to help us
destroy The American Rabbit.

Just say the word, and we'll take you out
of your little tub right now.

Refuse, refuse,

and we'll use you for whale bait,
you big monkey!

I want to get out of here. I really do,
but The American Rabbit is a good person.

He's a nice guy. I can't lie to you,
I'd never do anything to hurt him.

Ew. What a jerk.

Wash this ape out of my life!

He's one of the guys
in The White Brothers Band.

Now, ain't that sweet?

What do you play, pipsqueak? The piccolo?

Uh, no, I'm the tap dancer, actually.
I tap dance.

Hey, there's no tap dancer
in The White Brothers Band.

Well. Hey, if you don't believe me,

I guess there's really not very much
I can do about it.

Oh, yeah, well,
if you're this big tap dancer,

then let's see you do a few steps.

Hey, are you crazy?
We could get in real trouble for this.

We're supposed to take him to Rodney.

Relax. He'll be hamburger
in 20 minutes, anyway.

Come on, kid, let's see you tap.

-You know, the kid's not too bad.
-Hey, he's also not here.

Oh!

- Oh, no!
- Help!

This is really awfully good of you.
I can't begin to express how--

You'd never even believe
what he did for me.

I mean, I was a goner. I was really--

You must be exhausted.

Why don't you come over here by the fire
and rest for a few moments?

And get warm.

Warm, huh?
No, no, I gotta save The White Brothers.

They're one heck of a band.

And by the way, ma'am, there is no fire.
But maybe you could get one going.

Hey, I'm sure glad
you had that fire going.

I've been looking for you guys for hours.

Rob, boy, you missed all the excitement.

If it wasn't for The American Rabbit,
I think we'd all be up the creek.

You mean down the river.

Or in my case, under the river.

Huh? What are you guys talking about?

Maybe the smartest thing to do
is call the whole thing off

and head for home.

- But why?
-Come on, Rob.

This tour's been a disaster
from the word go.

Oh, that's really not true, Bunny.

Yeah. Why would you want to say a thing
like that, Bunny?

Granted that job you got us
at The Trap Door didn't pan out,

but we're still all together and healthy.

That's right.

And don't forget, we've got a definite job
waiting for us in New Orleans.

That's right, Rob.

Things can only get better from now on.
Let's go to New Orleans.

Oh, I don't understand this.

The club owner told me
it was the biggest spot on the block.

He said we couldn't miss it.

Well, Bunny,
what exactly are we looking for?

A club. A joint.

A place that has a big sign
that reads "The Hog & Frog. It Jumps."

It's not here.

Uh, sir? Sir? Excuse me, sir.

I don't believe it. It was here,
and now it ain't here. It's just gone.

Can you direct us to the Hog & Frog?

That's all there is, folks.
It was the hottest spot in town.

Oh, no. We're ruined. We're just ruined.

That's great. My club burns
to the ground and you're ruined?

Well, you see, sir,
we're The White Brothers Band,

and we were supposed to--

The White Brothers?
Snappy, Flappy, Nappy, Pappy, and Happy?

No. Flip, Pip, Nip, Dip, and Skip.

Yeah. Whatever.
Hey, I hate to break it to you, friends,

but I'm afraid you're a little late
for work.

As a matter of fact, your job
at The Hog & Frog just went up in smoke.

Hey, wait a minute.
You mean to say that this just happened?

-Well, very late last night.
-Last night?

We'd just closed the club
after our last act.

The kid who works for me was putting
your name up on the marquee.

I was going over some paperwork upstairs
in the office,

when one of those midnight messengers
pops in with this really weird message

that I'm supposed to get across town
really fast.

Oh, boy. You gotta watch out
for messengers with weird messages.

Sir, was the, uh, the messenger,
by any chance, was he a jackal?

Hey, hey, I'll tell you something, kid.
That stuff don't mean a thing to me.

I mean, what the heck,
you may not realize it,

but look at me. I'm a pig.

Shucks bucks, that's what I am.

No, no, no.

See, I didn't mean to suggest
anything at all about the messenger or--

Since you mention it, yeah,
the messenger was a jackal.

I'm sorry about your nightclub, sir.

Thanks, kid.

We're all sorry. What do you figure
you'll do with yourself now?

I'm thinking about
becoming an airline pilot.

Well, how exciting. Do you fly?

You think they'll expect that?

-I would, if I were an airline.
-I would, too.

Well, then, the heck with it.
I can always go to law school.

Stop! Stop!

Hey, "Band Wanted."

Hey, yeah. Wow. Great! Look at that!

Yeah.

Heigh-ho, everyone.
How in the world may I help you?

Um, we'd like to inquire
about the band job

that's being advertised in the window.

Hey, well, lucky, lucky you!

A lot of really swinging bands
have been fighting for the gig,

but you guys just grooved right in
and shot them all out of the saddle!

Uh, gee, sir, there must be some mistake.
We haven't even auditioned yet.

Hey, don't sweat the small stuff, kid.
I got good vibes about your group.

You got the job.

Oh, well, we couldn't possibly
take an engagement without auditioning.

We'll get the job.

We're a good, tight band,
but we want to get it fair and square.

Okay, you clowns want to audition?
Audition.

But let's hit it.
We got a schedule to keep.

Okay, guys. Two for nothing and go.

A one, a two, a one, two, three, four.

Love it, love it!
You guys are far too much.

But, uh,
we didn't even really start playing yet.

Kid, I've been in this business
a lot of years.

A band's downbeat is its bond.
You got the job! Can you dig it?

Be at Dock B at sunset.

Now this is a little more like it.

Oh, yeah.

If we gotta ride up and down
on these rivers,

we might as well go in style.

Guys, I think our luck
is really starting to change.

Uh, uh, uh, uh!

All right, you brought them.
Let's get on with it.

This is the captain.
Onshore work party, clear the gangplank.

Gangplank cleared.

Secure the mooring lines, fore and aft.

Mooring lines secured. Fore and aft.

Engine room, stand by.

Engine room standing by.

All hands prepare to--

For crying out loud, Rotten!
Will you get on with it?

All right. Marvy. Let's get out of here.

Somehow I get the feeling
that these jackals,

even with their big smiles
and all the rest of it,

are just as rotten as those other jackals.

Well, I still think we should judge people
by what they do, not what they look like.

Maybe we can make things better.
Why don't you guys play another number?

All right, you clowns,
let's get a move on!

Give her a nice, juicy wash down,
fore and aft.

I want those decks soaked in gasoline!

Hey, boss. We really gonna torch this tub?

You'd better believe it, you bubble brain.

Yes, let this be a message

to anyone who will ever again try
to oppose us.

If you're dumb enough to stand up
against almighty Vultor,

then you'd better be ready
for a few blisters.

Vultor's really getting into it.

Those obscene, insignificant pipsqueaks,

who dared to mount the protest march
against us on the bridge in San Francisco!

Yeah, the turkeys.

In a sense, I suppose you could say
their goose is cooked.

Enough of this banter.
Everyone into the launch.

Torch it!

Ping, ordinarily I'd never suggest
anything like this,

but, uh, I think we'd better rip
these doors off their hinges.

Ooh, that's lovely.

Silence! Silence,
you nefarious nincompoops!

I am about to make
an historic declaration.

That was the most marvelous thing
I've ever seen in my entire life.

Boy, oh, boy, I'm really glad you got us
out of there, American Rabbit.

Well, good thing I was so nearby
when the fire broke out.

It sure was, American Rabbit.

But I think that you should know,
that fire didn't break out.

It was started, deliberately,
by those terrible jackals.

I know how Rob feels
about making generalizations that--

Rob!

-Where's Rob?
-Yes, where is Rob?

-Oh, boy, oh, boy.
-Oh, no.

Oh, uh, well, now, uh...

Hey, I wouldn't worry too much
about old Rob. No, no, not old Rob.

-You can't be serious.
-You must be kidding.

No, uh, now wait a minute, guys.
I mean, will you just, uh, wait?

I happen to know a little something
about rabbits,

and old Rob there is a swimmer,
if I ever saw one.

I mean, that boy is a swimming fool.

He's got that look.
He'll be all right. Don't you worry.

Tell you what, ma'am,

I want to find out a little more
about this mysterious fire.

I'll do a quick look around for Rob
while I'm at it. But please, trust me.

I'm sure the kid's okay.

I've seen it all. And I've done it all!

And from now on,
the game gets played by our rules,

and we get to bend them
every which way we want.

-We're going to New York.
-New York?

-New York?
-♪ That toddling town ♪

That's Chicago, you, you num-num!

New York is our town.

I figure if we can make it there,
we can make it anywhere.

Sounds sensational, Walt.

But, uh, what are we gonna do there?

We're going to be bad.

We're going to make life miserable
for everybody we can.

We're going to torment people.
And terrorize them.

We're going to lie and cheat and steal

and force everyone
to live under our control.

We're going to rule New York
with an iron will.

Gee, that sounds great, Walt.

Only way to go, and I'm with you
all the way, I want you to know that.

But, uh, I was just wondering--

And this is purely informational, big guy.

Why are we doing this, huh?

Because we're evil, you idiot!

We are bad! That's our job.

And as long as I'm in charge,
the game gets played by our rules.

Rob is lost.

Rob.

Hey, it's Rob! Look it!

Rob. Rob, thank goodness you're all right.

- Hey, Rob!
- Yeah.

Well, nothing like a nice swim
in the moonlight in burning water.

We were really worried about you, Rob.

And I feel sort of bad
that we ran off and left you.

Yeah, we sure are.
Real bad for you, Rob.

No, no, no. I came out
right behind you guys. Really.

I was right on The American Rabbit's tail.
Uh, no disrespect intended.

-Oh, Rob.
-I was going great, too.

Well, that is until I realized
I couldn't fly like he can.

That's when I fell into the river.
Hey, that was some accident, huh?

That was no accident, Rob.
Those jackals wanted to kill us.

You know, I got a funny feeling
you guys might just be right about that.

Well, you know what I think?

I think our job is to get
as far from here as we can.

As fast as we can.

But where can we go?

Every move we make,
they're always one step ahead of us.

Well, we could go to, uh, New York!

-New York?
-Yeah, they'd never find us there.

It's far away. It's big.
I bet we could get all kinds of band work.

Work so we could earn enough
to rebuild the Panda Monium.

Hey, New York sounds great!

But is it right for us to just walk away
and leave the whole responsibility

of working against evil
to The American Rabbit?

Nobody said we were gonna walk away.
We're gonna run!

Just think of it, we could play
in some very smart New York supper club.

Hey, come on.
We have an obligation to oppose evil.

And we still will. In New York.

New York. New York! It could be fun.

Hey, I love New York.
But we don't have any instruments.

Don't worry about that.

I know people in New York,
big corporation people who'll help us.

Then what are we waiting for?
Let's go to New York.

Now, you watch out for that big city,
you youngsters.

You can never tell what those
downtown rascals got planned for you.

Hey!

-Hey!
-Over here!

Hey!

-Heading for New York, guys?
-Right.

Well, if you fellers don't mind
riding along with a load of chocolate,

then pile in.

Yeah.

Move it, come on.

Theo.

Theo, baby, so how's my guy?

I'm fine, Ed, fine as wine.
How are you guys doing?

Well, you know, lose a quarter,
make three nickels and a dime.

So, what in the world can we do for you?

-Uh, well, as a matter of actual fact--
-I don't mean to be pushy--

No, hey, listen, if it were up to us,

we'd love to sit and shoot the breeze
with you fellas all day, but--

But time is money.

And hey, and let's not kid ourselves,
it's a jungle out there, guys.

Yeah. We're fighting for our lives here.

Oh. Well, listen,
if this isn't a good time, I mean--

Well, you see, what actually happened
is that we had a kind of mishap.

Equipment-wise, that is.

Oh, hey, that's a rough one.

That really tears it
when something like that happens.

So we were wondering if we could borrow--

Borrow?

Rent. Rent some musical instruments
for The White Brothers.

You know, from your corporation.

Uh, that would be the instrument division.

Yeah, I think we ought to be able
to put something together.

After all, we're all friends here.

-Oh, great.
-Great.

That's terrific.

Of course, we will have to charge
some minor fees for instruments.

Of course.

There is the first and last month's rent,

but that's standard
throughout the industry.

-Uh--
- And of course,

there's depreciation,
cartage, instrument insurance,

and New York City rock and roll tax.

Uh, I've got to tell you the truth, guys,
we're gonna lose a bundle on this one.

Yeah, but we like you guys, so, hey,

come back just as soon
as you got the loot, and, uh--

Uh, sure. Sure, we'll do that.

Bring a check.

We'll see you around.
Take care of yourselves.

So long. Bye. Love you guys.

Later. Come back.

Nice to see you. Nice to meet you.
Bye-bye. Bye-bye.

Gentlemen. Babies. Hey, how we doing?

We are the celebration committee
from Vultor Enterprises.

We spoke on the phone.

And a terrific conversation it was, too.
Really good interchange of ideas.

Ooh, we're so delighted
that you're receptive to our plan.

Hey, if we're not receptive, who are we?

-Can we get to it?
-Please.

We want to rent the Statue of Liberty.

The Statue of Liberty?

One day only.

-But, gentlemens--
-Oh, yes.

So all the little orphans can experience
the joy of visiting the great lady.

But don't you see?
We can't just rent a monument.

-We'll pay cash.
-It's not the money.

You can have the popcorn concession.

I think we got a deal.

Nice doing business with you.

See you in Sunday School.

Walt, I just want to tell you
that I think this idea of yours

to rent the Statue of Liberty
is a genius idea.

I mean, I used to be an orphan myself,
so I know what I'm saying, and--

You're an imbecile, Rotten.
We are not renting the statue for orphans.

We're just going to use
that sad little story

to get everyone to come out and support
our good work at the Statue.

Then, when we've got them
where we want them, we make our move.

You get it?

Dad, why are they doing this to us?

I really don't know.

Nothing like this has ever happened
to me before.

But I do know this.

These are mean guys.
And I'm pretty sure they're evil.

Well, gosh, do you figure they want
our chocolate all for themselves?

No, Junior.

I think they want to use our chocolate
as a kind of delicious blackmail,

so they can get people
to do exactly what they want.

Oh, that's terrible.
Chocolate's supposed to be fun!

It's supposed to be a pleasure.

Well, no matter what, we can't let them.

Pretty smart moose, huh, Walt?

You tell that moose that all he has to do
is make chocolate.

Lots and lots of chocolate. For us.

I got a feeling
he doesn't want to do that.

-That's bad for you.
-Why me?

Because if he doesn't start
making chocolate,

and I mean lots and lots of chocolate,
fast, I'm gonna pull your ears off.

Eh, don't give it a second thought, boss.

Uh, the moose and the kid will be
banging out bonbons in no time.

Excellent.

What's so important
about this chocolate, anyway?

Ooh, that's such a good question, Rodney.

But tell me, do you like chocolate?

Well, yeah, sure.
I like an occasional munch.

You and everyone else.
The whole world craves chocolate.

And he who controls chocolate,
controls everything!

You're too much, boss. You really are.

The road to power is paved with chocolate.

Those who join us
at the Statue of Liberty

may even get a sliver
of the moose's chocolate.

But those who don't, they won't!

I get it. We'll kind
of be encouraging volunteers.

You're catching on, Rotten.
You're catching on.

Today, chocolate. Tomorrow, the world!

Come on, Rob. We'll never get
into the Statue if you don't hurry.

Yeah. Uh, well, gee, you know,
it's just that it's such a nice day.

Hey, Bunny, why don't we just
stay out here for a while?

We can go inside later.

Oh, that's silly.
It'll be even more crowded then.

Attention, attention, this is Vultor.

Master of Mayhem, Prince of Power!

I am really very happy
to be your host this afternoon.

Those of you who have chosen to join me
in my grand crusade, welcome!

We most certainly rejoice
in your wise and unselfish decision.

As for you others, if for some mad,
impossible-to-understand reason,

you dare oppose me,
I will blow every last one of you up!

- Oh, no!

So you and I have the power!

Well, well, well.

If it isn't the heroic hare
of San Francisco Bay.

I had a feeling you might pop up again.

You dismal disease.

Please, whoever you are, don't do
anything crazy with those explosives.

Crazy? I'd never do
anything crazy, you pathetic pain.

And as far as who I am,
let me tell you once and forevermore,

that I am the Power, I am the Force!

I am the Supreme Energy

that does most certainly rule
hither, thither, and thereabouts.

Uh, uh, uh.

I would hate to blow that dear old lady

and all of her visitors
right out of this world.

I doubt if you could ever
put her back together again

with your boring cable-tying trick.

Uh, please. Just tell me what you want
and if I can, I'll do it.

You'd better believe you'll do it.
And I'll tell you exactly what I want.

Right now, you're going to take one
of those fancy flights of yours

around Lady Liberty there,

and you're going to make
a little announcement,

exactly the way I tell you to,
or else...

"The spirit of Vultor lives.

The jackals, under the loving guidance
of their respected leader,

are now in total charge.

Their orders are...

are law.

The law of the Doomsday Switch."

Oh, my gosh. A Doomsday Switch!

"Follow them well and you will have
nice, orderly lives.

Resist, and you will suffer
the supreme penalty.

Those who cooperate
may even be rewarded with--

May even be rewarded
with a sliver or two of chocolate."

Yeah. Yeah.

Hey, you. Bright Boy.

What are you doing out
at a time like this?

Just nosing around.

Bright Boy here's just nosing around.

Let's see your identity card,
Dog Features.

He's a mongrel.

All right, get out of here, bow-wow.

Do I get a sliver of chocolate?

I'll give you a sliver.

Lucky the leader ain't here.

Yeah. He's been a little cranky lately.

Cranky? Why, he's gotten so buggy that
the first word out of that mutt's mouth

might've made him throw that
Doomsday Switch of his.

Time for your voluntary contribution
to the Security and Obedience Fund.

Obedience? Don't make me laugh.

And as for the security, what security?
We ain't got no security.

Who protects us from bums like you?

That ain't my problem, mama.

I'm not a protector, I'm a collector.

Oh, well, when you and the rest
of your clowns start protecting,

then you can start collecting.

Until then, take a walk, Jack.

Hey, come on. No offense intended.

I mean, what are we, animals?

-Hey, back off.

We want to see the chocolate moose.

Forget it, bug eyes.

Hey, we want to see him now!

That's one dream
that just ain't coming true, goofball.

Tell you what, Jack.
You make it happen, or we will.

Hey! All you gotta do is ask.

Hey!

Please believe us.
We wouldn't give them any chocolate.

Not a lick.

Oh, we know you didn't.

They threatened to let us just melt away.

But Dad told them what they could do.

It's all right now. You're safe.

Yeah. We won't let that dirty buzzard
hurt you now.

You don't collect the bills.
You don't enforce my laws.

You fail to punish those
who openly resist us.

You're through. You're finished.
I wash my hands of you.

No, I know what's going on. Oh, yes, I do.

Don't think I don't.
I know what they're all saying.

"The American Rabbit will save us.
The American Rabbit will save us.

He's our hero."

Well, big deal!

If he's such a big hero,
where is he now, eh?

Where is that big hero?
Let him show himself!

Aw, boss...

What do you mean, "Aw, boss"?

Well, there's a little more to it
than just his showing himself.

You see, this here guy is liked, Walt.

Uh, what he is, is he's very well liked.

So?

So in more or less the same vein,

let us just say that people
don't exactly feel that way about you.

Me?

Us! Us. They don't feel that way about us.

You traitor!
You turncoat! You jackal!

So you've joined them.
You've joined them too, eh?

You slime!

Well, go ahead. Join them.

I'll show you. I'll show all of you.

I'm going to kill
that putrid little rabbit.

Because I have the will
and I have the Doomsday Switch.

I'm sorry.

I'm terribly sorry.

Just because you didn't want to ride
in my old cab here?

You know what I mean.

You said, "Run faster, fly higher,
work harder in the interest of good."

That's exactly what I said.

I was to carry the legacy. I failed.

You're wrong. Way wrong. You didn't fail.

I'll grant you that,
that you didn't defeat the buzzard,

but you did save lives.

I ran away.

Well, did you have any other choices? No.

I ran out on my friends.

You got to understand something, Rob.

Things aren't always so nice
and neat in life.

Oh, sure, maybe the buzzard did win
that one cruel power play,

but that doesn't mean
The American Rabbit has lost.

The American Rabbit.

My friends were all depending on me.
I let them down.

And now, with this Doomsday Switch,
he can destroy everyone.

I failed.

Oh, you did, huh?

Well, not at the bridge,
and not at the riverboat.

You don't get to win them all, Rob.

Besides, seems to me like maybe it's time

The American Rabbit
makes a power play of his own.

Well, what, what do you mean?

That's your problem, sonny.
You're The American Rabbit.

Me, I'm just another cab driver
trying to make ends meet.

Oh. Here's your stop.

Oh, uh, thank you.

Always glad to give a friend a lift.

Thank you very much.

A power play of his own. That's it!

I'm gonna close down
that buzzard, once and for all.

And I'm gonna start
by cutting off his power.

All of his power.

I'll stop the water that runs the turbine

that creates the power
that gives electricity to the whole city.

I'm gonna put that buzzard
out of business.

Boy, that American Rabbit
really blacked out the whole city

with this act.

Yeah, the buzzard
sure got a short circuit.

Help! Help! Help!

American Rabbit! American Rabbit!
Can you hear me?

I can hear you. Try to hang on.

No. Listen to me, please.
Do what you have to do.

Oh, yes, Rabbit. Do what you have to do.

Run away, just like you did
at the Statue of Liberty!

You pathetic clown.

Do you really imagine you can resist
the power of Vultor?

Don't listen to him, American Rabbit.

No one's life is worth anything
as long as he's in control.

Junior and I know!

He's bad, American Rabbit.

Don't let others suffer
the way he made us suffer.

Do it, Rabbit. Do it!

Don't be a fool, Rabbit.

Do you think they'll ever appreciate
what you've done for them?

No, of course not.

Do you think they'll ever pay you
the respect and homage

a superior being deserves?

No, again. But look here, look at us.

Together. Oh, we're a perfect team,
you know we are.

Why, together...

We could rule the world.
We'd be rich and powerful.

Think of it, just think of it.

Who could stop us?

Almost anyone, you evil bird.

American Rabbit!

Rob.

Hey!

Thanks, Rob.

Rob, Ping, I just want to say
I think you're two top drawer guys.

Wait, has anyone seen The American Rabbit?

There he is! Up there! In the distance.

You can just barely make him out.
Over there.

Oh, yeah. I can just barely make him out.

Hey, what a guy!

Wow! It looks like
he's doing a barrel roll.

He's quite a guy.
And I think you are, too.

Gee, thanks, Bunny.

Wow! Look at that!
He is doing a barrel roll!