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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,867 --> 00:00:04,600 (dramatic music) 2 00:02:28,633 --> 00:02:30,833 - Ladies and gentlemen, you're probably wondering 3 00:02:30,833 --> 00:02:33,600 why I've gathered you all here today. 4 00:02:33,600 --> 00:02:35,900 Each and every one of you has in one way or another 5 00:02:35,900 --> 00:02:39,900 been affected by the terrible Irish potato famine. 6 00:02:39,900 --> 00:02:42,933 Well, what if I were to tell you that there is someone 7 00:02:42,933 --> 00:02:45,333 at this table who is responsible for bringing 8 00:02:45,333 --> 00:02:47,767 the potato blight into Ireland and instigating 9 00:02:47,767 --> 00:02:49,900 this horrid tragedy. 10 00:02:49,900 --> 00:02:53,067 This is our goal for the evening. 11 00:02:53,067 --> 00:02:57,067 To solve the mystery of the great potato famine. 12 00:02:59,067 --> 00:03:01,467 (clapping) 13 00:03:01,467 --> 00:03:02,833 Oh, that was terrible, wasn't it? 14 00:03:02,833 --> 00:03:04,700 - Coop, it was wonderful. 15 00:03:04,700 --> 00:03:05,700 - What's it need? 16 00:03:05,700 --> 00:03:06,733 Faster, slower? 17 00:03:06,733 --> 00:03:08,100 - No no no, the pacing was fine 18 00:03:08,100 --> 00:03:09,833 and I understand everything you're saying. 19 00:03:09,833 --> 00:03:10,833 - Really? 20 00:03:10,833 --> 00:03:12,067 The accent's not totally lame? 21 00:03:12,067 --> 00:03:14,600 - No, actually I thought you were an Irishman 22 00:03:14,600 --> 00:03:15,733 there for a second. 23 00:03:15,733 --> 00:03:17,233 - This isn't gonna work. 24 00:03:17,233 --> 00:03:18,267 People are gonna think this whole potato famine thing 25 00:03:18,267 --> 00:03:19,467 is stupid. 26 00:03:19,467 --> 00:03:21,767 - Coop, it is going to go perfectly. 27 00:03:21,767 --> 00:03:23,867 So proud of you. 28 00:03:23,867 --> 00:03:26,633 Our very own Agatha Christie. 29 00:03:26,633 --> 00:03:28,267 - It needs to be faster, doesn't it? 30 00:03:28,267 --> 00:03:29,933 - Do you want to do it for me again? 31 00:03:29,933 --> 00:03:31,167 - No no no, I want to make sure there's nothing 32 00:03:31,167 --> 00:03:32,267 out of place. 33 00:03:34,967 --> 00:03:37,200 (phone ringing) 34 00:03:37,200 --> 00:03:38,067 One sec. 35 00:03:40,067 --> 00:03:41,100 Elizabeth Kerr? 36 00:03:41,100 --> 00:03:42,167 - Cooper Wright. 37 00:03:42,167 --> 00:03:43,667 - Sup, where are you? 38 00:03:43,667 --> 00:03:45,067 - I'm sorry, I'm on Big Bear Road 39 00:03:45,067 --> 00:03:46,200 and then what do I do? 40 00:03:46,200 --> 00:03:47,967 - Okay, so you're gonna make a right on Oak 41 00:03:47,967 --> 00:03:49,367 and then it's gonna be on your right. 42 00:03:49,367 --> 00:03:50,400 - Got it. 43 00:03:50,400 --> 00:03:51,400 Right on Oak. 44 00:03:51,400 --> 00:03:52,767 - Right on Oak. 45 00:03:52,767 --> 00:03:55,200 - So Beth, you know those potato candles 46 00:03:55,200 --> 00:03:56,300 I was gonna make? 47 00:03:56,300 --> 00:03:57,733 - Yeah, how'd they come out? 48 00:03:57,733 --> 00:03:59,700 - Yeah, they look like impaled tumors. 49 00:03:59,700 --> 00:04:00,733 - Coop. 50 00:04:00,733 --> 00:04:01,700 - I'm throwing them out. 51 00:04:01,700 --> 00:04:02,700 - What? 52 00:04:02,700 --> 00:04:03,933 No! 53 00:04:03,933 --> 00:04:05,133 - For a party themed around a potato famine 54 00:04:05,133 --> 00:04:06,600 there's an awful lot of potatoes. 55 00:04:06,600 --> 00:04:08,700 - Oh my gosh, if I told this to 14 year old you 56 00:04:08,700 --> 00:04:10,233 he'd have a heart attack. 57 00:04:10,233 --> 00:04:11,900 - Yeah well 14 year old me would have had a heart attack 58 00:04:11,900 --> 00:04:13,367 knowing he spent his teenage years 59 00:04:13,367 --> 00:04:14,800 planning a birthday party. 60 00:04:14,800 --> 00:04:17,933 - Don't throw away the candles. 61 00:04:17,933 --> 00:04:21,167 - Fine but if anyone complains I'm kicking you out. 62 00:04:21,167 --> 00:04:22,167 - Ouch. 63 00:04:22,167 --> 00:04:23,800 - Yeah, I'm not even kidding. 64 00:04:23,800 --> 00:04:26,100 - Well you're kinda cute on the verge of a breakdown. 65 00:04:26,100 --> 00:04:27,400 - Hey, watch it, there could be a murder 66 00:04:27,400 --> 00:04:29,200 before the murders. 67 00:04:29,200 --> 00:04:33,633 Beth, you know you're supposed to die, right? 68 00:04:33,633 --> 00:04:35,400 - Yes, it's the third blackout, right? 69 00:04:35,400 --> 00:04:37,467 - No no no, I'm gonna give a huge speech 70 00:04:37,467 --> 00:04:38,733 at the end of dinner-- 71 00:04:38,733 --> 00:04:42,600 - I'm just kidding, first blackout, I know. 72 00:04:42,600 --> 00:04:43,433 - Thanks. 73 00:04:45,067 --> 00:04:45,900 Cool. 74 00:04:48,833 --> 00:04:50,200 - Hey Coop, can I just talk to you about something 75 00:04:50,200 --> 00:04:51,700 just really quick? 76 00:04:53,367 --> 00:04:54,267 - Hey Coop! 77 00:04:55,167 --> 00:04:56,433 - Coming! 78 00:04:56,433 --> 00:04:57,433 I gotta run. 79 00:04:57,433 --> 00:04:59,367 - Yeah, okay, no problem. 80 00:04:59,367 --> 00:05:00,633 - Okay, thanks, bye. 81 00:05:00,633 --> 00:05:02,200 - See you in a bit. 82 00:05:05,667 --> 00:05:06,500 - Sup Mom? 83 00:05:07,767 --> 00:05:09,533 - Can you just help me get that off the stove? 84 00:05:09,533 --> 00:05:10,800 - Yeah, I got it. 85 00:05:10,800 --> 00:05:12,400 - Thanks. 86 00:05:12,400 --> 00:05:13,733 So, you excited to see her? 87 00:05:13,733 --> 00:05:15,167 - Who? 88 00:05:15,167 --> 00:05:17,400 - Well that was Beth, right, on the phone? 89 00:05:17,400 --> 00:05:21,967 - Oh yeah, oh yeah, yeah I mean it's been a while 90 00:05:21,967 --> 00:05:23,500 so I don't know, it'll be cool. 91 00:05:23,500 --> 00:05:25,500 - We message from time to time on Facebook, 92 00:05:25,500 --> 00:05:26,900 she's kinda cute. 93 00:05:26,900 --> 00:05:28,767 - Not creepy at all, Mom. 94 00:05:28,767 --> 00:05:30,500 - I told her a little bit about the party. 95 00:05:30,500 --> 00:05:31,500 Get away from there. 96 00:05:31,500 --> 00:05:32,600 - Good, a little al dente. 97 00:05:32,600 --> 00:05:33,800 - She's excited. 98 00:05:33,800 --> 00:05:35,700 - I hope she's not the only one. 99 00:05:35,700 --> 00:05:39,500 - Cooper, it's gonna be wonderful tonight. 100 00:05:39,500 --> 00:05:42,100 (doorbell rings) 101 00:05:42,100 --> 00:05:43,767 Go on, get the door. 102 00:05:45,533 --> 00:05:47,200 - Alright. 103 00:05:47,200 --> 00:05:48,333 Let's do this. 104 00:05:48,333 --> 00:05:50,800 - It's your big moment. 105 00:05:50,800 --> 00:05:53,700 (doorbell ringing) 106 00:05:57,100 --> 00:05:58,100 - What up? 107 00:05:58,100 --> 00:06:01,367 - Ah, brother, brother, welcome! 108 00:06:01,367 --> 00:06:02,367 - Am I the first one here? 109 00:06:02,367 --> 00:06:03,533 - Yeah, so it seems. 110 00:06:03,533 --> 00:06:04,633 - Whoa. 111 00:06:04,633 --> 00:06:06,567 This is a dope cabin. 112 00:06:06,567 --> 00:06:09,833 - Well ever since my father, the great Barry Wellington, 113 00:06:09,833 --> 00:06:12,667 sold his land to the natives he struck up a bargain-- 114 00:06:12,667 --> 00:06:15,067 - Wait you got it from your uncle, right, it's your uncle's? 115 00:06:15,067 --> 00:06:16,233 - Yeah, yeah. 116 00:06:16,233 --> 00:06:17,367 - Whoa, is that a bazooka? 117 00:06:17,367 --> 00:06:20,067 - Ah, tis the Wellington family spud gun. 118 00:06:20,067 --> 00:06:22,900 Not actually invented til the 1940s but I felt 119 00:06:22,900 --> 00:06:25,067 it helped tie the room together. 120 00:06:25,067 --> 00:06:26,633 - Super sweet, super sweet. 121 00:06:26,633 --> 00:06:28,100 - But check this out. 122 00:06:28,100 --> 00:06:30,233 The man I acquired this from said it was hand carved 123 00:06:30,233 --> 00:06:34,900 in 1843, two years before the great potato famine. 124 00:06:34,900 --> 00:06:36,067 - This is pretty neat. 125 00:06:36,067 --> 00:06:38,600 This is quite the nifty object. 126 00:06:40,700 --> 00:06:42,067 - Anyway, you bring the music? 127 00:06:42,067 --> 00:06:43,433 - Yeah, of course! 128 00:06:43,433 --> 00:06:47,367 I present to you the earth quakin', booty shakin' jam box. 129 00:06:47,367 --> 00:06:49,267 - You care to strike up a tune, fair minstrel? 130 00:06:49,267 --> 00:06:51,167 - I'm about to drop down a beat. 131 00:06:51,167 --> 00:06:53,833 (dubstep music) 132 00:06:55,300 --> 00:06:56,967 - You have something more 19th century? 133 00:06:56,967 --> 00:06:58,533 - Alright. 134 00:06:58,533 --> 00:06:59,767 - You said you had 19th century. 135 00:06:59,767 --> 00:07:00,767 - Oh, how could you listen to this 136 00:07:00,767 --> 00:07:03,067 and not feel like a pilgrim? 137 00:07:03,067 --> 00:07:05,500 - No no no, I'm not doing it. 138 00:07:05,500 --> 00:07:06,567 - Bad, bad, bad. 139 00:07:06,567 --> 00:07:08,067 (doorbell rings) 140 00:07:08,067 --> 00:07:09,267 - I did it. 141 00:07:09,267 --> 00:07:10,467 - Jonathan can you please change it? 142 00:07:10,467 --> 00:07:12,567 The whole vibe needs to be right. 143 00:07:12,567 --> 00:07:14,067 (doorbell ringing) 144 00:07:14,067 --> 00:07:15,567 - Top of the morning Sir Wellington. 145 00:07:15,567 --> 00:07:18,067 - We know that the characters were supposed to be 146 00:07:18,067 --> 00:07:19,600 a certain way but we took some liberties 147 00:07:19,600 --> 00:07:23,200 like I'm Sir Brennan, I'm the land owner at 148 00:07:23,200 --> 00:07:26,200 Glen Gordon Castle and I own all the peasants 149 00:07:26,200 --> 00:07:29,167 and this is my favorite peasant, Gertrude, 150 00:07:29,167 --> 00:07:31,667 whom I had to blind when she attempted to run away 151 00:07:31,667 --> 00:07:33,800 from her indentured servitude. 152 00:07:33,800 --> 00:07:35,067 - I miss me eyes. 153 00:07:35,067 --> 00:07:37,467 - Boy, people are crazy aren't they? 154 00:07:37,467 --> 00:07:41,067 - Wow, Sir Brennan, and young Gertrude, please come in then. 155 00:07:41,067 --> 00:07:45,633 - I've brought me drink (mumbles), the party starts now. 156 00:07:45,633 --> 00:07:48,867 - Please sir, spare a sheckle for the poor? 157 00:07:48,867 --> 00:07:51,200 - Oh well my dear I don't have any sheckles 158 00:07:51,200 --> 00:07:53,467 because Ireland's currency is pence. 159 00:07:53,467 --> 00:07:56,367 - Well look at you with all the trivia. 160 00:07:56,367 --> 00:07:57,867 - Ah, it's Father O'Reagan, 161 00:07:57,867 --> 00:08:00,367 my favorite Irish (mumbles) priest. 162 00:08:00,367 --> 00:08:01,633 How are ya? 163 00:08:01,633 --> 00:08:03,233 - Well actually it's Father O'Beagan now. 164 00:08:03,233 --> 00:08:05,067 - O'Reagan, your name is O'Reagan. 165 00:08:05,067 --> 00:08:06,400 - You got it, Coop. 166 00:08:06,400 --> 00:08:07,433 It's O'Beagan. 167 00:08:07,433 --> 00:08:08,267 - Nice. 168 00:08:11,567 --> 00:08:12,567 - Yeah. 169 00:08:12,567 --> 00:08:13,567 - You. 170 00:08:13,567 --> 00:08:14,567 - You. 171 00:08:14,567 --> 00:08:15,567 - No no no no no, you. 172 00:08:15,567 --> 00:08:17,200 - Cooper pooper. 173 00:08:17,200 --> 00:08:18,200 - Oh my god. 174 00:08:19,900 --> 00:08:21,500 I haven't heard that in a year. 175 00:08:21,500 --> 00:08:23,733 (laughing) 176 00:08:23,733 --> 00:08:25,200 - [Both] Hi. 177 00:08:25,200 --> 00:08:26,200 - Hi. 178 00:08:26,200 --> 00:08:27,200 - Hi. 179 00:08:27,200 --> 00:08:28,267 - Get a room! 180 00:08:29,967 --> 00:08:33,967 - Hey everyone this is Beth, my main homie from high school. 181 00:08:33,967 --> 00:08:35,200 - Main homie? 182 00:08:35,200 --> 00:08:36,300 - Top of the morning to ya. 183 00:08:36,300 --> 00:08:37,533 - Hey, poppet. 184 00:08:37,533 --> 00:08:38,667 - This is Regina and her brother Kyle. 185 00:08:38,667 --> 00:08:41,267 - Hey, Elizabeth Kerr. 186 00:08:41,267 --> 00:08:42,267 - What's you say your name was? 187 00:08:42,267 --> 00:08:43,467 - Elizabeth. 188 00:08:43,467 --> 00:08:44,467 - Hi. 189 00:08:44,467 --> 00:08:45,467 - Hi. - Hi. 190 00:08:45,467 --> 00:08:46,467 - Hi. 191 00:08:46,467 --> 00:08:47,467 - [All] Hi. 192 00:08:47,467 --> 00:08:48,467 - Get a room! 193 00:08:48,467 --> 00:08:49,500 - And that's Jonathan. 194 00:08:49,500 --> 00:08:50,733 - What up? 195 00:08:50,733 --> 00:08:52,367 - So Regina and Kyle's dad teaches at Michigan. 196 00:08:52,367 --> 00:08:53,633 - No way! 197 00:08:53,633 --> 00:08:54,833 I just finished my first year there. 198 00:08:54,833 --> 00:08:55,867 What does he teach? 199 00:08:55,867 --> 00:08:57,067 - Nothing. - Nothing? 200 00:08:57,067 --> 00:08:58,233 - Nothing anymore. 201 00:08:58,233 --> 00:08:59,233 - He was fired. 202 00:08:59,233 --> 00:09:01,733 - Oh, god, I'm so sorry. 203 00:09:01,733 --> 00:09:04,700 - So (mumbles), you know Sir Brennan, 204 00:09:04,700 --> 00:09:06,933 he runs the farm across from you. 205 00:09:06,933 --> 00:09:09,667 - I think I've seen you in the stables. 206 00:09:09,667 --> 00:09:11,067 With the horses. 207 00:09:11,867 --> 00:09:13,700 - And you know young Gertrude. 208 00:09:13,700 --> 00:09:15,067 - Pleased to see you again, Gertrude. 209 00:09:15,067 --> 00:09:16,367 - Yeah, ain't it? 210 00:09:16,367 --> 00:09:18,667 I'd be pleased to see me too if I could see me. 211 00:09:18,667 --> 00:09:21,567 - And of course you both work for Sir McFadden. 212 00:09:21,567 --> 00:09:23,300 - Sir McFadden? 213 00:09:23,300 --> 00:09:26,133 I hate that vile, evil man. 214 00:09:26,133 --> 00:09:28,500 Clan McFadden and Clan Brennan have been fighting 215 00:09:28,500 --> 00:09:31,333 since before there were sun or stars! 216 00:09:31,333 --> 00:09:33,333 - Who's playing Sir McFadden? 217 00:09:33,333 --> 00:09:34,333 - Brian. 218 00:09:34,333 --> 00:09:35,333 - Brian Harris? 219 00:09:35,333 --> 00:09:36,333 - Yeah. 220 00:09:36,333 --> 00:09:37,333 - Our Brian Harris? 221 00:09:37,333 --> 00:09:38,333 - Yeah. 222 00:09:38,333 --> 00:09:39,333 - The Brian Harris? 223 00:09:39,333 --> 00:09:40,867 Oh my God! 224 00:09:40,867 --> 00:09:42,067 - Did you know genetically he doesn't have body odor? 225 00:09:42,067 --> 00:09:43,500 - Yeah but he's gonna be a bit late 226 00:09:43,500 --> 00:09:46,300 so we're gonna have to start the party without him. 227 00:09:46,300 --> 00:09:47,567 - I love Brian. 228 00:09:47,567 --> 00:09:49,600 He gives so much to charity. 229 00:09:49,600 --> 00:09:53,200 (doorbell ringing frantically) 230 00:09:53,200 --> 00:09:55,067 - Oh, another arrives. 231 00:09:57,100 --> 00:09:58,100 Ah, welcome. 232 00:09:59,200 --> 00:10:00,700 - I am a princess! 233 00:10:01,767 --> 00:10:03,967 - Princess Augusta of Cambridge. 234 00:10:03,967 --> 00:10:07,233 It is an honor to have you in our presence. 235 00:10:07,233 --> 00:10:09,733 - This is gonna be so amazing. 236 00:10:12,200 --> 00:10:13,467 - Hey dude. 237 00:10:13,467 --> 00:10:14,600 - Marcus. 238 00:10:14,600 --> 00:10:16,433 Where's your outfit dude? 239 00:10:16,433 --> 00:10:19,167 - Well look Coop I know you're like a fourth Irish 240 00:10:19,167 --> 00:10:22,200 or something but why the potato famine for a party theme? 241 00:10:22,200 --> 00:10:24,933 I mean besides the fact that I'm allergic to potatoes, 242 00:10:24,933 --> 00:10:27,367 dressing up is lame. 243 00:10:27,367 --> 00:10:29,400 - Dude I thought you were fine with this 244 00:10:29,400 --> 00:10:30,633 about a week ago. 245 00:10:30,633 --> 00:10:31,900 - Well yeah that was before you told me 246 00:10:31,900 --> 00:10:33,567 I was Thomas Wash the homeless bum. 247 00:10:33,567 --> 00:10:36,000 - No no no, it's Thomas Walsh and he's an oppressed 248 00:10:36,000 --> 00:10:38,367 Irish Catholic, can't purchase land because of 249 00:10:38,367 --> 00:10:41,400 religious discrimination, it's pretty topical, dude. 250 00:10:41,400 --> 00:10:43,400 - No, that doesn't help. 251 00:10:43,400 --> 00:10:44,633 - Marcus please, I've been planning this 252 00:10:44,633 --> 00:10:45,800 for like five years. 253 00:10:45,800 --> 00:10:47,067 Do you at least have something? 254 00:10:47,067 --> 00:10:49,967 - Yeah, yeah, yeah, I brought this. 255 00:10:52,533 --> 00:10:53,367 I'm Tom. 256 00:10:54,267 --> 00:10:56,700 They're after me lucky charms. 257 00:10:58,233 --> 00:10:59,067 - Okay. 258 00:11:01,800 --> 00:11:02,633 Oh god. 259 00:11:03,867 --> 00:11:05,633 - Just be chill. 260 00:11:05,633 --> 00:11:06,633 I told you she was gonna be here, alright? 261 00:11:06,633 --> 00:11:07,867 - Yeah, I mentioned it. 262 00:11:07,867 --> 00:11:09,133 - No, you did not, I would have remembered. 263 00:11:09,133 --> 00:11:09,800 - Yeah I said it I was like hey, by the way, 264 00:11:09,800 --> 00:11:10,867 Beth is coming. 265 00:11:12,667 --> 00:11:13,767 - This is gonna suck. 266 00:11:13,767 --> 00:11:15,067 - It's gonna be fine, okay? 267 00:11:15,067 --> 00:11:16,567 Just be chill, just be cool, it's gonna be fun. 268 00:11:16,567 --> 00:11:19,133 - Alright you keep Beth and potatoes away from me. 269 00:11:19,133 --> 00:11:20,367 If either of them get within arm's length, 270 00:11:20,367 --> 00:11:22,933 I'm gonna break out into hives. 271 00:11:29,367 --> 00:11:32,933 - Has anyone ever told you you have beautiful earlobes? 272 00:11:32,933 --> 00:11:35,633 - Well everyone this is another homie from high school, 273 00:11:35,633 --> 00:11:39,233 Marcus, but tonight, you'll all know him as Thomas Walsh, 274 00:11:39,233 --> 00:11:40,767 the peasant. 275 00:11:40,767 --> 00:11:43,700 (shouting) 276 00:11:43,700 --> 00:11:45,267 - Sweet cosplay, guys. 277 00:11:45,267 --> 00:11:48,833 (doorbell ringing) 278 00:11:48,833 --> 00:11:50,667 - Another at the door. 279 00:11:53,667 --> 00:11:54,733 - Hey Cooper. 280 00:11:54,733 --> 00:11:56,900 - Well hello, Lady Jasper. 281 00:11:59,067 --> 00:12:00,800 - You look really good. 282 00:12:00,800 --> 00:12:03,100 - Thank you, you do as well. 283 00:12:04,400 --> 00:12:07,700 Please enter my house which is yours too. 284 00:12:07,700 --> 00:12:10,067 Everyone, this is Lady Jasper. 285 00:12:10,067 --> 00:12:11,067 - Damn. 286 00:12:11,067 --> 00:12:13,667 - Jess, you look great! 287 00:12:13,667 --> 00:12:14,667 - Beth. 288 00:12:14,667 --> 00:12:15,500 You too. 289 00:12:17,633 --> 00:12:19,133 - Thanks. 290 00:12:19,133 --> 00:12:20,433 - Get a room. 291 00:12:20,433 --> 00:12:22,433 - I don't think that was the right context, Kyle. 292 00:12:22,433 --> 00:12:24,833 - Yeah, you're right, guys I'm sorry if I made this an 293 00:12:24,833 --> 00:12:27,333 unsafe space, that was never my intention. 294 00:12:27,333 --> 00:12:28,933 Father, music? 295 00:12:28,933 --> 00:12:30,100 - Remix! 296 00:12:30,100 --> 00:12:32,767 (dubstep music) 297 00:12:34,300 --> 00:12:35,800 - That's not what I mean. 298 00:12:35,800 --> 00:12:36,800 - I know, but. 299 00:12:36,800 --> 00:12:37,733 - Jonathan. 300 00:12:43,600 --> 00:12:47,633 Welcome everyone to my murder mystery extravaganza. 301 00:12:47,633 --> 00:12:50,400 I, Sir Wellington, will be your host for the evening 302 00:12:50,400 --> 00:12:53,700 and you will be my honored victims. 303 00:12:53,700 --> 00:12:55,533 I mean guests. 304 00:12:55,533 --> 00:12:56,800 - Is this all of us, guvna? 305 00:12:56,800 --> 00:12:58,500 - All except for Sir McFadden. 306 00:12:58,500 --> 00:13:00,567 - Oh that's gonna be Brian, Brian's playing Sir McFadden. 307 00:13:00,567 --> 00:13:03,667 (clamoring) 308 00:13:03,667 --> 00:13:05,733 - Alright, alright. 309 00:13:05,733 --> 00:13:08,167 So you're probably all wondering why I've gathered 310 00:13:08,167 --> 00:13:09,767 you all here today. 311 00:13:10,867 --> 00:13:13,300 - Because it's your birthday. 312 00:13:14,500 --> 00:13:17,900 - But do not fret, all will be revealed soon. 313 00:13:17,900 --> 00:13:20,800 But now for the first order of business. 314 00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:23,367 We must all remember that it is the 19th century 315 00:13:23,367 --> 00:13:27,233 so take any cell phones or magic talking boxes, 316 00:13:27,233 --> 00:13:31,500 if you will, and place them in the bin before me. 317 00:13:31,500 --> 00:13:34,267 - Oh my God, they're even dry? 318 00:13:34,267 --> 00:13:35,700 - So what if we need our phones? 319 00:13:35,700 --> 00:13:37,233 - You won't need your phones. 320 00:13:37,233 --> 00:13:40,700 People in the 1800s survived perfectly well without them. 321 00:13:40,700 --> 00:13:42,167 - Where will all these be? 322 00:13:42,167 --> 00:13:45,267 - They'll be safe, don't you worry. 323 00:13:45,267 --> 00:13:47,933 - Putting it on airplane mode. 324 00:13:47,933 --> 00:13:48,933 - Thank you. 325 00:13:52,067 --> 00:13:54,300 You may act only as your assigned characters 326 00:13:54,300 --> 00:13:55,700 from here on out. 327 00:13:57,067 --> 00:14:00,833 And now the sun is setting, the meal is prepared 328 00:14:00,833 --> 00:14:02,733 so let us enjoy dinner. 329 00:14:05,400 --> 00:14:08,633 - Well I mean I had a pretty big lunch. 330 00:14:09,500 --> 00:14:12,267 (haunting music) 331 00:14:21,633 --> 00:14:23,733 - You know and then I'm like hey, if you don't want me 332 00:14:23,733 --> 00:14:25,700 to play bass for your reggae band that's totally fine 333 00:14:25,700 --> 00:14:27,233 but you've got to understand modern music 334 00:14:27,233 --> 00:14:28,833 will never be the same. 335 00:14:28,833 --> 00:14:30,067 - Yeah yeah. 336 00:14:30,067 --> 00:14:31,967 - Guys, characters please. 337 00:14:31,967 --> 00:14:34,267 - Uh, in Scotland men don't wear anything 338 00:14:34,267 --> 00:14:37,467 under their kilts so I'm being very, very 339 00:14:37,467 --> 00:14:39,667 historically accurate right now. 340 00:14:39,667 --> 00:14:40,900 - Oh wow. 341 00:14:40,900 --> 00:14:42,333 - It's all out. 342 00:14:42,333 --> 00:14:45,100 - Can anyone else up finish up these potatoes? 343 00:14:45,100 --> 00:14:46,367 - Oh miss Erin, you don't have to do that, 344 00:14:46,367 --> 00:14:47,900 I can help you with that. 345 00:14:47,900 --> 00:14:49,400 - No, no I couldn't, Sir Wellington. 346 00:14:49,400 --> 00:14:52,833 I am but a poor peasant, it is my duty to serve. 347 00:14:52,833 --> 00:14:54,633 - Well Miss Erin you may proceed. 348 00:14:54,633 --> 00:14:56,500 - I'll have some. 349 00:14:56,500 --> 00:14:59,367 - You know for a potato famine party, 350 00:14:59,367 --> 00:15:01,633 there's a lot of fricking potatoes. 351 00:15:01,633 --> 00:15:03,500 - Thank you Beth, you can put that right in the sink. 352 00:15:03,500 --> 00:15:04,500 - It is my honor. 353 00:15:04,500 --> 00:15:05,333 - Uh, Mom. 354 00:15:06,500 --> 00:15:09,333 - Please ma'am, may I have some more ice? 355 00:15:09,333 --> 00:15:12,600 - Do you know what, the ice monger didn't come by today 356 00:15:12,600 --> 00:15:16,600 so our cold closet is completely bereft of cold. 357 00:15:17,967 --> 00:15:19,200 Am I doing this right, Cooper? 358 00:15:19,200 --> 00:15:20,200 - Yeah, you're doing great, Mom. 359 00:15:20,200 --> 00:15:21,500 - Our refrigerator's broken. 360 00:15:21,500 --> 00:15:23,467 - Well bugger off then. 361 00:15:23,467 --> 00:15:25,300 - Alright, the house is all yours. 362 00:15:25,300 --> 00:15:26,867 I'll be back around 10 o'clock, okay? 363 00:15:26,867 --> 00:15:28,100 - Okay. 364 00:15:28,100 --> 00:15:29,633 - Oh and I set the timer on the lights 365 00:15:29,633 --> 00:15:31,400 so the first blackout will be in about three minutes. 366 00:15:31,400 --> 00:15:32,800 - You're the best. 367 00:15:32,800 --> 00:15:35,967 - Okay goodbye everybody, have a fun night. 368 00:15:35,967 --> 00:15:37,467 - [All] Goodnight. 369 00:15:38,767 --> 00:15:40,200 - I hope nobody gets murdered. 370 00:15:40,200 --> 00:15:43,200 (laughing) 371 00:15:43,200 --> 00:15:46,433 - Alright, Father O'Reagan, it is time. 372 00:15:48,767 --> 00:15:51,867 (dramatic music) 373 00:15:51,867 --> 00:15:53,600 Ladies and gentlemen. 374 00:15:53,600 --> 00:15:56,833 (tapping on glass) 375 00:15:56,833 --> 00:15:59,667 - Everyone, I would like to make a toast to Cooper 376 00:15:59,667 --> 00:16:03,067 for planning such an awesome party, cheers. 377 00:16:03,067 --> 00:16:04,233 - [All] Cheers. 378 00:16:08,833 --> 00:16:11,167 (dramatic music) 379 00:16:11,167 --> 00:16:13,767 - Ladies and gentlemen, you're probably wondering 380 00:16:13,767 --> 00:16:16,500 why I've gathered you all here today. 381 00:16:16,500 --> 00:16:19,667 - Because it's your birthday. 382 00:16:19,667 --> 00:16:21,933 - You are so right. 383 00:16:21,933 --> 00:16:24,267 And your hands are so strong. 384 00:16:24,267 --> 00:16:26,500 You have really nice teeth. 385 00:16:28,167 --> 00:16:30,800 - Each and every one of you has, in one way or another, 386 00:16:30,800 --> 00:16:34,400 been affected by the terrible Irish potato famine. 387 00:16:34,400 --> 00:16:35,867 - 50 shades of grey. 388 00:16:35,867 --> 00:16:37,067 - Oh no no no, that's not mine, that's not mine. 389 00:16:37,067 --> 00:16:38,333 No no no no no. 390 00:16:39,967 --> 00:16:41,800 That was weird, right. 391 00:16:43,133 --> 00:16:44,367 (dramatic music) 392 00:16:44,367 --> 00:16:45,967 - Well, what if I were to tell you 393 00:16:45,967 --> 00:16:47,467 that there was someone at this table 394 00:16:47,467 --> 00:16:48,867 who was responsible for bringing the potato blight 395 00:16:48,867 --> 00:16:51,900 into Ireland and instigating this horrid tragedy? 396 00:16:51,900 --> 00:16:52,900 - Show him to me! 397 00:16:52,900 --> 00:16:54,400 - It's the British! 398 00:16:54,400 --> 00:16:56,200 - But actually England did force Ireland to just export 399 00:16:56,200 --> 00:16:59,133 dozens of boatloads of potatoes a day. 400 00:16:59,133 --> 00:17:00,767 Most people think the blight was responsible 401 00:17:00,767 --> 00:17:02,500 for the famine, but modern scholars really call it 402 00:17:02,500 --> 00:17:04,067 a genocide. 403 00:17:04,067 --> 00:17:07,100 - I am never going to laugh at the Irish potato famine 404 00:17:07,100 --> 00:17:09,233 ever again, I'm gonna change. 405 00:17:09,233 --> 00:17:11,967 - Anyway, one of you is still to blame. 406 00:17:11,967 --> 00:17:14,067 - Please, Sir Wellington, tell us who it is. 407 00:17:14,067 --> 00:17:17,767 - To tell you the truth, I don't know. 408 00:17:17,767 --> 00:17:20,067 But I've been tipped off to gather you all here 409 00:17:20,067 --> 00:17:21,900 to find the mysterious instigator 410 00:17:21,900 --> 00:17:23,533 of the potato blight. 411 00:17:23,533 --> 00:17:25,767 This is our goal for the evening, 412 00:17:25,767 --> 00:17:30,067 to solve the mystery of the great potato famine. 413 00:17:30,067 --> 00:17:31,300 (gasp) 414 00:17:31,300 --> 00:17:32,300 And one more thing. 415 00:17:32,300 --> 00:17:33,533 - What is it? 416 00:17:33,533 --> 00:17:35,767 - The lights are a bit spotty so they're about 417 00:17:35,767 --> 00:17:37,933 to go out right about now. 418 00:17:43,667 --> 00:17:44,567 Any second. 419 00:17:45,533 --> 00:17:47,900 - Are they still on? 420 00:17:47,900 --> 00:17:48,733 - Now! 421 00:17:49,900 --> 00:17:51,433 - What's going on? 422 00:17:51,433 --> 00:17:56,400 - The lights are supposed to go off but they're not. 423 00:17:56,400 --> 00:17:58,133 (screams) 424 00:17:58,133 --> 00:18:00,433 (shouting) 425 00:18:02,367 --> 00:18:04,300 (screams) 426 00:18:04,300 --> 00:18:06,900 - Oh no, Miss Erin has been murdered! 427 00:18:06,900 --> 00:18:08,567 He did it, he did it! 428 00:18:08,567 --> 00:18:09,400 - Shut up. 429 00:18:10,500 --> 00:18:12,833 - I was making an informed guess, Marcus. 430 00:18:12,833 --> 00:18:15,433 See Lexi, you're not the only educated woman here. 431 00:18:15,433 --> 00:18:16,433 - Oh. 432 00:18:16,433 --> 00:18:17,633 - Guys, can you stand up please? 433 00:18:17,633 --> 00:18:19,967 - Well there's a potato on the ground. 434 00:18:19,967 --> 00:18:22,633 - That means she must have been. 435 00:18:24,833 --> 00:18:26,167 What guys, what? 436 00:18:28,267 --> 00:18:29,733 Hungry? 437 00:18:29,733 --> 00:18:33,600 - I'm sorry, I'm just really confused right now. 438 00:18:33,600 --> 00:18:34,600 - Hungover? 439 00:18:34,600 --> 00:18:35,800 - Two letter word. 440 00:18:35,800 --> 00:18:37,100 - Bludgeoned to death with a potato! 441 00:18:37,100 --> 00:18:38,433 (screams) 442 00:18:38,433 --> 00:18:39,967 - You gotta stop. 443 00:18:39,967 --> 00:18:42,633 - So she was the one who was causing all of us hardships. 444 00:18:42,633 --> 00:18:46,267 - Or maybe she knew the murderer and the madman, 445 00:18:46,267 --> 00:18:48,667 he killed her before she could say anything. 446 00:18:48,667 --> 00:18:52,100 - Or maybe she hit herself with a potato! 447 00:18:53,267 --> 00:18:55,233 - Oh no, this has all gone wrong! 448 00:18:55,233 --> 00:18:56,267 - What is it? 449 00:18:56,267 --> 00:18:57,900 - Well I shouldn't say. 450 00:18:57,900 --> 00:18:59,100 - Tell us, Cooper. 451 00:18:59,100 --> 00:19:00,300 - Sir Wellington. 452 00:19:00,300 --> 00:19:01,767 - Right, what? 453 00:19:01,767 --> 00:19:02,867 - Sir Wellington. 454 00:19:02,867 --> 00:19:04,867 - Right, Sir Wellington. 455 00:19:06,300 --> 00:19:08,267 - Well, she was the one who told me to gather you all 456 00:19:08,267 --> 00:19:09,500 here today! 457 00:19:09,500 --> 00:19:11,700 - So it's her birthday! 458 00:19:11,700 --> 00:19:15,933 - No, it means she knew who the murderer was 459 00:19:15,933 --> 00:19:18,800 and has died because of it so if we find out 460 00:19:18,800 --> 00:19:21,233 who was mysteriously linked to all the potatoes, 461 00:19:21,233 --> 00:19:23,200 we find our murderer. 462 00:19:23,200 --> 00:19:25,267 (laughs) 463 00:19:26,767 --> 00:19:28,233 - Oh, we're gonna do that? 464 00:19:28,233 --> 00:19:30,400 - Well, this is her house so what we have to do 465 00:19:30,400 --> 00:19:32,233 we have to find clues. 466 00:19:33,633 --> 00:19:37,267 - I have an idea that is both foolproof and original! 467 00:19:37,267 --> 00:19:39,133 Let's split up! 468 00:19:39,133 --> 00:19:40,233 - [All] Yeah! 469 00:19:41,300 --> 00:19:42,300 - Really? 470 00:19:42,300 --> 00:19:43,467 - Yeah. 471 00:19:43,467 --> 00:19:46,467 (crickets chirping) 472 00:19:47,767 --> 00:19:48,767 - Marcus, Marcus. 473 00:19:48,767 --> 00:19:49,767 - Yes. 474 00:19:49,767 --> 00:19:50,767 - What's your horoscope? 475 00:19:50,767 --> 00:19:51,933 - I'm a Virgo. 476 00:19:53,933 --> 00:19:56,767 - They don't have that, I'm sorry. 477 00:19:56,767 --> 00:19:57,933 - What are you doing? 478 00:19:57,933 --> 00:19:59,467 - I'm looking for clues, this is important. 479 00:19:59,467 --> 00:20:02,333 There might be a code in the church directory. 480 00:20:02,333 --> 00:20:04,600 Freedom of religion is one of our more cherished freedoms. 481 00:20:04,600 --> 00:20:06,267 - You know, I could be at a real party right now, 482 00:20:06,267 --> 00:20:07,200 with babes. 483 00:20:08,967 --> 00:20:11,700 - We need to find clues! 484 00:20:11,700 --> 00:20:13,700 In the Big Bear shopper! 485 00:20:20,900 --> 00:20:22,600 - You find anything yet? 486 00:20:22,600 --> 00:20:23,600 - Not yet, guvna. 487 00:20:23,600 --> 00:20:24,667 - Please be careful with that. 488 00:20:24,667 --> 00:20:26,200 - Righto, guvna. 489 00:20:26,200 --> 00:20:27,033 - Lexi. 490 00:20:27,967 --> 00:20:29,467 - Yeah? 491 00:20:29,467 --> 00:20:30,967 - Poison from dinner is gonna start kicking in 492 00:20:30,967 --> 00:20:33,233 so start acting a little sick and then after five minutes 493 00:20:33,233 --> 00:20:34,333 drop dead. 494 00:20:34,333 --> 00:20:35,167 - Got it. 495 00:20:38,033 --> 00:20:38,867 - Cooper. 496 00:20:39,767 --> 00:20:42,367 - Oh, you find anything yet? 497 00:20:42,367 --> 00:20:45,033 - This is a really cool party. 498 00:20:45,033 --> 00:20:45,867 - Really? 499 00:20:47,033 --> 00:20:48,533 I mean I've been planning this thing 500 00:20:48,533 --> 00:20:50,833 since like seventh grade, you know a long time, 501 00:20:50,833 --> 00:20:52,700 and it was originally actually going to be 502 00:20:52,700 --> 00:20:55,367 a medieval themed party but everybody does that 503 00:20:55,367 --> 00:20:59,100 so I thought what theme party does no one do? 504 00:21:03,167 --> 00:21:06,067 Like potato theme parties, right? 505 00:21:06,067 --> 00:21:07,067 No one does. 506 00:21:09,667 --> 00:21:10,867 Anytime. 507 00:21:10,867 --> 00:21:14,167 I don't think anybody's done that ever. 508 00:21:14,167 --> 00:21:16,767 (bright music) 509 00:21:26,100 --> 00:21:28,067 You're excused for now. 510 00:21:28,067 --> 00:21:29,667 - Well thank you Sir Wellington. 511 00:21:29,667 --> 00:21:30,667 - Well, Miss Erin. 512 00:21:30,667 --> 00:21:32,900 (laughing) 513 00:21:32,900 --> 00:21:33,967 - Going well? 514 00:21:35,167 --> 00:21:37,933 - Yeah it's going okay, everyone's doing 515 00:21:37,933 --> 00:21:40,867 what they're supposed to be doing and right on schedule, 516 00:21:40,867 --> 00:21:43,533 I think, a little behind but I think, 517 00:21:43,533 --> 00:21:46,967 I just think people think this is stupid. 518 00:21:49,800 --> 00:21:52,667 - No no no, Cooper, it's not stupid. 519 00:21:52,667 --> 00:21:54,067 - Really? 520 00:21:54,067 --> 00:21:55,233 - Well. 521 00:21:55,233 --> 00:21:57,067 Just a little bit. 522 00:21:57,067 --> 00:21:58,533 - Beth, you can't joke about this. 523 00:21:58,533 --> 00:22:00,300 - I'm just kidding, I'm seriously, seriously Coop 524 00:22:00,300 --> 00:22:02,533 it's awesome, better than you even planned it. 525 00:22:02,533 --> 00:22:03,367 - Yeah? 526 00:22:04,800 --> 00:22:05,633 - Promise. 527 00:22:08,800 --> 00:22:12,967 But you got a little something there on your cheek. 528 00:22:14,367 --> 00:22:17,267 - Oh, you do too actually. 529 00:22:17,267 --> 00:22:19,800 - Oh thank you, sorry, mashed potatoes. 530 00:22:19,800 --> 00:22:22,067 (mumbling) 531 00:22:27,900 --> 00:22:29,733 (laughing) 532 00:22:29,733 --> 00:22:31,133 God I missed you. 533 00:22:32,967 --> 00:22:33,800 - Yeah? 534 00:22:34,900 --> 00:22:35,733 Me too. 535 00:22:39,700 --> 00:22:41,867 - What happened this year? 536 00:22:43,500 --> 00:22:45,300 - What do you mean? 537 00:22:45,300 --> 00:22:47,267 - I mean I know you're not the best texter or anything 538 00:22:47,267 --> 00:22:50,867 but you just haven't been around, you know. 539 00:22:52,267 --> 00:22:54,533 Sorry, I just felt like last time we really 540 00:22:54,533 --> 00:22:58,100 got to talk was over cafeteria food, you know? 541 00:22:58,100 --> 00:22:58,933 - Yeah. 542 00:22:59,833 --> 00:23:01,467 - Sorry, sorry, bad timing. 543 00:23:01,467 --> 00:23:02,967 - No Beth, it's fine, just-- 544 00:23:02,967 --> 00:23:06,100 - It's your party right now, it's your day, seriously, 545 00:23:06,100 --> 00:23:07,800 I'm so sorry, sorry. 546 00:23:07,800 --> 00:23:11,133 - Beth, hey, I'm really glad to see you. 547 00:23:15,400 --> 00:23:17,533 Like supes glad. 548 00:23:17,533 --> 00:23:18,533 - Supes glad? 549 00:23:18,533 --> 00:23:19,733 - Oh, supes glad. 550 00:23:19,733 --> 00:23:20,567 - Oh yeah. 551 00:23:21,533 --> 00:23:23,067 (laughing) 552 00:23:23,067 --> 00:23:25,167 (screams) 553 00:23:25,167 --> 00:23:28,733 - Alright, come on, you're my main homie. 554 00:23:28,733 --> 00:23:32,433 Looks like we got another half-hearted murder. 555 00:23:32,433 --> 00:23:33,267 - Uh oh. 556 00:23:35,067 --> 00:23:36,067 Main homie. 557 00:23:40,333 --> 00:23:44,200 - Oh no, there's been another murder, come quick! 558 00:23:44,200 --> 00:23:46,367 - I've been killed. 559 00:23:46,367 --> 00:23:48,700 (screaming) 560 00:23:49,700 --> 00:23:50,533 - Guys? 561 00:23:52,267 --> 00:23:56,067 The next murder's not supposed to happen yet. 562 00:23:58,567 --> 00:23:59,400 Guys? 563 00:24:01,300 --> 00:24:03,100 Lexi, just stay dead. 564 00:24:03,100 --> 00:24:03,933 - Okay. 565 00:24:06,133 --> 00:24:08,067 (suspenseful music) 566 00:24:08,067 --> 00:24:10,200 - What is going on, guys? 567 00:24:10,200 --> 00:24:12,867 - Dude sweet blood effects, bro. 568 00:24:14,067 --> 00:24:15,900 - Yeah this gore, this is the best effect yet. 569 00:24:15,900 --> 00:24:16,900 - Beth, Beth? 570 00:24:16,900 --> 00:24:18,600 Oh God, what happened guys? 571 00:24:18,600 --> 00:24:20,067 - It's a classic murder! 572 00:24:20,067 --> 00:24:21,300 Here we are, Cooper. 573 00:24:21,300 --> 00:24:22,567 - Sherlock Holmes. 574 00:24:22,567 --> 00:24:23,867 - Look at how she loves this kind of stuff. 575 00:24:23,867 --> 00:24:25,100 - Wake up. 576 00:24:25,100 --> 00:24:26,433 - Beth, Beth, talk to me, talk to me Beth. 577 00:24:26,433 --> 00:24:27,433 Guys what do I do? 578 00:24:27,433 --> 00:24:28,433 I didn't plan any of this? 579 00:24:28,433 --> 00:24:29,667 - Give her mouth to mouth. 580 00:24:29,667 --> 00:24:30,667 - Does that actually work? 581 00:24:30,667 --> 00:24:33,067 (clamoring) 582 00:24:38,567 --> 00:24:41,467 (screaming) 583 00:24:41,467 --> 00:24:43,733 (cheering) 584 00:24:45,333 --> 00:24:46,967 Okay, this isn't working. 585 00:24:46,967 --> 00:24:48,400 Someone call 911! 586 00:24:48,400 --> 00:24:49,867 - It's like Sleeping Beauty. 587 00:24:49,867 --> 00:24:51,333 - Somebody call 911! 588 00:24:51,333 --> 00:24:52,867 - Oh yeah, that's a perfect idea if we still had 589 00:24:52,867 --> 00:24:54,833 our phones, Sir Wellingtush. 590 00:24:54,833 --> 00:24:56,567 - Yeah, we don't know what telephones are even. 591 00:24:56,567 --> 00:24:57,933 - Yeah I'm blind, I can't use a phone. 592 00:24:57,933 --> 00:24:59,100 - Guys, stop messing around! 593 00:24:59,100 --> 00:25:01,200 She's actually in trouble! 594 00:25:01,200 --> 00:25:04,500 - Wait are you saying this is for rizzle reals? 595 00:25:04,500 --> 00:25:06,067 - Yes I'm being for rizzle reals! 596 00:25:06,067 --> 00:25:07,700 Can you help me out? 597 00:25:07,700 --> 00:25:09,067 - Brian would know what to do. 598 00:25:09,067 --> 00:25:10,467 Let's call Brian. 599 00:25:11,833 --> 00:25:13,300 - This is getting to be too much for me. 600 00:25:13,300 --> 00:25:14,700 - Somebody get her help! 601 00:25:14,700 --> 00:25:15,700 - I'm leaving. 602 00:25:15,700 --> 00:25:18,567 (screaming) 603 00:25:18,567 --> 00:25:19,567 - Lexi? 604 00:25:19,567 --> 00:25:20,700 What's going on? 605 00:25:20,700 --> 00:25:22,367 (mumbling) 606 00:25:22,367 --> 00:25:25,433 It's not my fault, I didn't plan this! 607 00:25:25,433 --> 00:25:26,467 - This is the worst cabbage ever. 608 00:25:26,467 --> 00:25:27,567 - What is going on? 609 00:25:27,567 --> 00:25:30,333 (dramatic music) 610 00:25:32,833 --> 00:25:33,833 Lexi? 611 00:25:33,833 --> 00:25:34,667 Lexi? 612 00:25:35,900 --> 00:25:38,067 - Come on come on come on. 613 00:25:40,733 --> 00:25:42,767 - What, what is it? 614 00:25:42,767 --> 00:25:43,767 - Oh God. 615 00:25:43,767 --> 00:25:44,767 - What is it? 616 00:25:44,767 --> 00:25:46,600 - She's dead! 617 00:25:46,600 --> 00:25:47,600 - Check her pulse! 618 00:25:47,600 --> 00:25:50,067 - No, she's like really dead. 619 00:25:51,100 --> 00:25:52,367 - What is that? 620 00:25:53,867 --> 00:25:55,933 - That's a potato peeler. 621 00:25:58,733 --> 00:26:00,733 - Okay I'll be a minute. 622 00:26:02,500 --> 00:26:03,333 Oh no. 623 00:26:05,733 --> 00:26:07,133 Oh my God! 624 00:26:07,133 --> 00:26:08,167 - Someone outside is trying to murder us! 625 00:26:08,167 --> 00:26:09,167 - Barricade the room! 626 00:26:09,167 --> 00:26:11,500 (screaming) 627 00:26:12,400 --> 00:26:15,167 (dramatic music) 628 00:26:27,067 --> 00:26:28,767 (shouts) 629 00:26:28,767 --> 00:26:30,333 - How did this party go downhill so quickly? 630 00:26:30,333 --> 00:26:32,467 - Whoa, Regina, where did you get that potato cannon? 631 00:26:32,467 --> 00:26:33,467 - What potato cannon? 632 00:26:33,467 --> 00:26:36,467 (shouting) 633 00:26:36,467 --> 00:26:37,900 - Okay Kyle, make her stop! 634 00:26:37,900 --> 00:26:39,600 She's been rehearsing for weeks, there's nothing I can do. 635 00:26:39,600 --> 00:26:41,367 - You guys please stop right now, 636 00:26:41,367 --> 00:26:43,400 we need to figure out what is going on. 637 00:26:43,400 --> 00:26:44,833 - Lexi's still outside, I have to go get her. 638 00:26:44,833 --> 00:26:46,867 - No no, not with a bloodthirsty killer. 639 00:26:46,867 --> 00:26:48,100 - She was pretty dead. 640 00:26:48,100 --> 00:26:49,700 - You know and I just barricaded the door 641 00:26:49,700 --> 00:26:52,200 so if you couldn't mess that up that'd be grand. 642 00:26:52,200 --> 00:26:53,300 - Are we sure the killer's outside? 643 00:26:53,300 --> 00:26:54,467 - He had to have been. 644 00:26:54,467 --> 00:26:56,333 - But Beth was killed inside though. 645 00:26:56,333 --> 00:26:57,800 - The window by the table was open. 646 00:26:57,800 --> 00:26:59,067 - The killer must have a sniper rifle! 647 00:26:59,067 --> 00:27:00,367 (screaming) 648 00:27:00,367 --> 00:27:01,933 - No no no, there was no bullet wound. 649 00:27:01,933 --> 00:27:04,767 The killer must have thrown something. 650 00:27:04,767 --> 00:27:06,633 - Unless the killer's still inside the house. 651 00:27:06,633 --> 00:27:08,067 - Okay I swear if we just barricaded ourselves inside 652 00:27:08,067 --> 00:27:09,267 with the killer-- 653 00:27:09,267 --> 00:27:10,800 - No don't worry, the doors are all locked. 654 00:27:10,800 --> 00:27:13,067 - I don't want to be that guy but has anyone else 655 00:27:13,067 --> 00:27:15,967 considered that this might be the work of ghosts? 656 00:27:15,967 --> 00:27:16,967 - It's not ghosts! 657 00:27:16,967 --> 00:27:18,167 - Don't discredit ghosts! 658 00:27:18,167 --> 00:27:19,667 - I'm with you dude. 659 00:27:19,667 --> 00:27:20,933 - We're not actually serious about this right now, are we? 660 00:27:20,933 --> 00:27:22,400 - Hey, you don't know if ghosts are real, do you? 661 00:27:22,400 --> 00:27:23,633 - No. 662 00:27:23,633 --> 00:27:24,433 - And you don't look like a ghost to me 663 00:27:24,433 --> 00:27:25,900 so you can't say. 664 00:27:25,900 --> 00:27:27,367 Plus I just saw an entire documentary on ghosts 665 00:27:27,367 --> 00:27:29,067 on the History Channel and that stuff was like 666 00:27:29,067 --> 00:27:31,767 really inconclusive and spooky. 667 00:27:31,767 --> 00:27:33,333 - Cooper? 668 00:27:33,333 --> 00:27:34,833 Where are you going? 669 00:27:34,833 --> 00:27:36,167 - I'm going to get the phones. 670 00:27:36,167 --> 00:27:37,400 - What? 671 00:27:37,400 --> 00:27:38,667 - I left the phones in the back room. 672 00:27:38,667 --> 00:27:39,933 - You can't go alone. 673 00:27:39,933 --> 00:27:40,767 - Yeah, the rest of the house isn't even 674 00:27:40,767 --> 00:27:41,767 boarded up yet. 675 00:27:41,767 --> 00:27:42,767 - Well then we'll go as a group. 676 00:27:42,767 --> 00:27:44,067 Who's with me? 677 00:27:44,067 --> 00:27:47,933 - Ever since the reggae-- (murmuring) 678 00:27:49,667 --> 00:27:51,633 - Look it's two hallways away. 679 00:27:51,633 --> 00:27:52,900 - Let's split up! 680 00:27:52,900 --> 00:27:53,900 - Yeah! 681 00:27:53,900 --> 00:27:55,333 - No, Kyle, no! 682 00:27:55,333 --> 00:27:56,900 We're going as a group. 683 00:27:56,900 --> 00:27:57,900 - Oh phooey. 684 00:27:59,200 --> 00:28:02,533 (suspenseful music) 685 00:28:02,533 --> 00:28:03,533 - Ow! 686 00:28:03,533 --> 00:28:04,533 - She's been shot! 687 00:28:04,533 --> 00:28:05,800 - Her blood is on my hands! 688 00:28:05,800 --> 00:28:07,333 - I wasn't shot, someone just stepped on my foot. 689 00:28:07,333 --> 00:28:09,400 - Oh, that was me, sorry. 690 00:28:14,867 --> 00:28:16,067 - Oh no. 691 00:28:16,067 --> 00:28:17,067 - What is it? 692 00:28:17,067 --> 00:28:18,067 - The phones. 693 00:28:18,067 --> 00:28:19,067 - What? 694 00:28:19,067 --> 00:28:20,067 - The phones are gone! 695 00:28:20,067 --> 00:28:21,467 - Are you sure? 696 00:28:21,467 --> 00:28:22,400 - Why don't you just take a look for yourself? 697 00:28:22,400 --> 00:28:23,633 - Oh that's a great idea! 698 00:28:23,633 --> 00:28:25,233 Oh wait I can't because I'm blind! 699 00:28:25,233 --> 00:28:26,233 - I swear to god. 700 00:28:26,233 --> 00:28:27,500 - Maybe your mom took them. 701 00:28:27,500 --> 00:28:28,933 - No I left the phones right here on the bed. 702 00:28:28,933 --> 00:28:30,700 - Actually turns out to be ghosts-- 703 00:28:30,700 --> 00:28:32,100 - Okay we're going back to the living room. 704 00:28:32,100 --> 00:28:33,133 - What about land lines? 705 00:28:33,133 --> 00:28:34,500 - Who owns land lines anymore? 706 00:28:34,500 --> 00:28:35,500 - Not this house. 707 00:28:35,500 --> 00:28:36,567 - I've got it! 708 00:28:36,567 --> 00:28:38,900 Let's send a distress email! 709 00:28:39,767 --> 00:28:42,267 - You're kidding, right? 710 00:28:42,267 --> 00:28:43,100 - No. 711 00:28:45,567 --> 00:28:47,300 - Okay damnit, that didn't work either. 712 00:28:47,300 --> 00:28:48,500 - What? 713 00:28:48,500 --> 00:28:49,433 - I don't know the wifi password, 714 00:28:49,433 --> 00:28:50,300 this is my uncle's cabin. 715 00:28:50,300 --> 00:28:51,300 - What's a wifi? 716 00:28:51,300 --> 00:28:52,300 - Try password. 717 00:28:52,300 --> 00:28:53,733 - Yeah, try password! 718 00:28:53,733 --> 00:28:54,533 - Nobody actually uses password as their password. 719 00:28:54,533 --> 00:28:55,733 - Yeah of course, idiot. 720 00:28:55,733 --> 00:28:56,700 - Okay password didn't work either. 721 00:28:56,700 --> 00:28:58,500 Any other suggestions? 722 00:28:58,500 --> 00:29:00,067 - Try red panda 42. 723 00:29:00,067 --> 00:29:01,267 - Why? 724 00:29:01,267 --> 00:29:02,900 - That's the password I use for everything. 725 00:29:02,900 --> 00:29:04,167 - Why would it be your password? 726 00:29:04,167 --> 00:29:05,400 - I don't know, I'm trying to help, 727 00:29:05,400 --> 00:29:06,667 I don't see you coming up with anything. 728 00:29:06,667 --> 00:29:09,667 - Great, this isn't working, I'm going. 729 00:29:12,600 --> 00:29:14,100 - Can't we just leave? 730 00:29:14,100 --> 00:29:15,467 - Not with a psycho killer on the loose. 731 00:29:15,467 --> 00:29:16,833 - Or a psycho ghost. 732 00:29:16,833 --> 00:29:18,067 - Could you quit it with the ghost? 733 00:29:18,067 --> 00:29:19,467 - When the ghosts quit it with us! 734 00:29:19,467 --> 00:29:20,967 - Nice! 735 00:29:20,967 --> 00:29:23,600 - Cooper, I am not stepping a foot out of this house. 736 00:29:23,600 --> 00:29:24,867 - Agreed. 737 00:29:24,867 --> 00:29:25,700 - Guys, we need to get her something, 738 00:29:25,700 --> 00:29:26,967 she's not looking good. 739 00:29:26,967 --> 00:29:29,067 - Look, Coop, it's not like I want Lexi or Beth 740 00:29:29,067 --> 00:29:32,833 to be dead 'cause I don't, alright, but you know 741 00:29:32,833 --> 00:29:35,933 no pulse means dead, like dead dead. 742 00:29:35,933 --> 00:29:37,500 - Well I'm gonna get her something. 743 00:29:37,500 --> 00:29:38,500 - What are you gonna get her? 744 00:29:38,500 --> 00:29:39,533 - I don't know! 745 00:29:39,533 --> 00:29:40,833 Ice or bandages or something? 746 00:29:40,833 --> 00:29:42,633 - Oh yeah, put ice and bandaids on that massive 747 00:29:42,633 --> 00:29:44,600 head wound, see if that fixes anything. 748 00:29:44,600 --> 00:29:46,833 - We should give a whiskey for the pain 749 00:29:46,833 --> 00:29:48,933 and then bleed her with the leeches 750 00:29:48,933 --> 00:29:51,100 until she recovers. 751 00:29:51,100 --> 00:29:53,167 - Cooper, I really don't think that's gonna do anything. 752 00:29:53,167 --> 00:29:54,733 - Well I'm not just gonna sit here. 753 00:29:54,733 --> 00:29:56,500 Who's coming with me? 754 00:30:00,033 --> 00:30:01,067 Alright then. 755 00:30:01,067 --> 00:30:02,800 - Screw it, I'm coming with you. 756 00:30:02,800 --> 00:30:04,300 - Yeah, me too guvna. 757 00:30:04,300 --> 00:30:07,833 - But if I die, Cooper, I'm gonna be real pissed, man. 758 00:30:07,833 --> 00:30:11,100 Like I'm gonna be really pissed at you. 759 00:30:16,933 --> 00:30:20,100 - So, did you and Beth ever, you know? 760 00:30:20,967 --> 00:30:21,967 - What, what, what? 761 00:30:21,967 --> 00:30:23,533 - The funky chicken. 762 00:30:23,533 --> 00:30:25,067 - Jonathan, what are you talking about? 763 00:30:25,067 --> 00:30:28,400 - The slippery twister, the baby oil waterslide. 764 00:30:28,400 --> 00:30:29,400 - What? 765 00:30:29,400 --> 00:30:30,400 - The sex! 766 00:30:30,400 --> 00:30:32,067 - Jonathan, shut up! 767 00:30:32,067 --> 00:30:34,033 - Oh, you did, didn't you? 768 00:30:34,033 --> 00:30:36,100 Nice, nice, nice! 769 00:30:36,100 --> 00:30:36,933 - No! 770 00:30:37,933 --> 00:30:39,267 We didn't do it. 771 00:30:40,733 --> 00:30:42,967 - Well you just missed a ticket to the bang train. 772 00:30:42,967 --> 00:30:45,000 - All aboard, there's room in the caboose! 773 00:30:45,000 --> 00:30:45,900 Nice, nice. 774 00:30:48,100 --> 00:30:50,267 - So why didn't you do it? 775 00:30:51,633 --> 00:30:52,833 - Jonathan, we're not talking about this right now. 776 00:30:52,833 --> 00:30:54,667 - Oh, you were friend zoned, huh bro? 777 00:30:54,667 --> 00:30:55,700 Yeah. 778 00:30:55,700 --> 00:30:57,167 - No, no, I wasn't friend zoned. 779 00:30:57,167 --> 00:30:58,600 - Oh you friend zoned her, huh? 780 00:30:58,600 --> 00:30:59,633 Nice! 781 00:30:59,633 --> 00:31:01,067 - Nice. 782 00:31:01,067 --> 00:31:03,800 - There's nothing useful in here! 783 00:31:04,733 --> 00:31:06,567 We're getting ice now. 784 00:31:13,067 --> 00:31:16,900 - I'm trapped in a box, I am trapped in a box! 785 00:31:17,933 --> 00:31:20,067 I'm not trapped in a box. 786 00:31:22,067 --> 00:31:23,233 - It's still broken. 787 00:31:23,233 --> 00:31:24,833 - Oh I know the story. 788 00:31:24,833 --> 00:31:26,733 Beth was crushing on you real hard like 789 00:31:26,733 --> 00:31:29,400 and you got scared and pushed her away. 790 00:31:29,400 --> 00:31:30,667 Happens to everybody. 791 00:31:30,667 --> 00:31:32,833 Well, except me, 'cause, you know, I bang. 792 00:31:32,833 --> 00:31:33,967 - I bang. 793 00:31:33,967 --> 00:31:35,067 Into things. 794 00:31:35,067 --> 00:31:37,167 - That's good, me too. 795 00:31:37,167 --> 00:31:39,067 - You fill it up. 796 00:31:39,067 --> 00:31:40,233 - Don't get mad 'cause you can't even bang 797 00:31:40,233 --> 00:31:42,067 ice out of a fridge! 798 00:31:42,067 --> 00:31:42,867 Boom! 799 00:31:47,067 --> 00:31:50,067 (suspenseful music) 800 00:32:27,533 --> 00:32:28,533 - Get away from her! 801 00:32:28,533 --> 00:32:29,533 - What? 802 00:32:29,533 --> 00:32:30,733 - Get away from Beth! 803 00:32:30,733 --> 00:32:31,967 - I was just checking her pulse, chill. 804 00:32:31,967 --> 00:32:33,167 - Hey, I'm not a doctor so don't treat me like 805 00:32:33,167 --> 00:32:35,133 I'm a real doctor but she is dead, Coop. 806 00:32:35,133 --> 00:32:37,333 - Back up, everyone against the couch now! 807 00:32:37,333 --> 00:32:38,600 - Hey, whoa! 808 00:32:38,600 --> 00:32:39,633 - Which one of you did it? 809 00:32:39,633 --> 00:32:40,600 - What? 810 00:32:40,600 --> 00:32:41,633 - Which one of you did it? 811 00:32:41,633 --> 00:32:42,600 - What are you talking about? 812 00:32:42,600 --> 00:32:43,867 - Which one of you killed Beth? 813 00:32:43,867 --> 00:32:44,600 - Coop, you're not thinking straight. 814 00:32:44,600 --> 00:32:45,633 Have a potato. 815 00:32:45,633 --> 00:32:46,833 - Explain this! 816 00:32:46,833 --> 00:32:48,067 - Oh you already have one, good, eat it. 817 00:32:48,067 --> 00:32:49,067 - Get that away from me, I'm getting hives 818 00:32:49,067 --> 00:32:50,067 just looking at it. 819 00:32:50,067 --> 00:32:51,600 - Is that a bloodstained fruit? 820 00:32:51,600 --> 00:32:52,867 - Potato isn't a fruit, it's a tuberous vegetable. 821 00:32:52,867 --> 00:32:54,133 - But doesn't it have seeds like a fruit? 822 00:32:54,133 --> 00:32:55,333 - No no no, potatoes don't have seeds. 823 00:32:55,333 --> 00:32:56,867 - Oh, I was thinking about pumpkin. 824 00:32:56,867 --> 00:32:58,733 - Why were you thinking of pumpkins? 825 00:32:58,733 --> 00:33:01,167 - I don't know, we got ghosts, we got bedsheets, 826 00:33:01,167 --> 00:33:03,133 we got Halloween, I was thinking about 827 00:33:03,133 --> 00:33:04,833 Nightmare Before Christmas and then I thought about 828 00:33:04,833 --> 00:33:06,367 Tim Burton then I thought about smart cars for some reason 829 00:33:06,367 --> 00:33:08,967 and then I thought about butternut squash and pumpkins! 830 00:33:08,967 --> 00:33:09,967 - Guys! 831 00:33:09,967 --> 00:33:11,433 Please, I found it! 832 00:33:11,433 --> 00:33:12,433 - What are you talking about? 833 00:33:12,433 --> 00:33:14,233 - I found the murder weapon! 834 00:33:14,233 --> 00:33:15,433 - Okay, just so I'm clear. 835 00:33:15,433 --> 00:33:17,667 Are you suggesting that someone killed Beth 836 00:33:17,667 --> 00:33:19,433 with a potato? 837 00:33:19,433 --> 00:33:21,233 - It's not a potato, it's a replica I bought 838 00:33:21,233 --> 00:33:23,400 in an antique store, it's made of wood. 839 00:33:23,400 --> 00:33:26,533 - Okay so wait just to be clear, you go antiquing? 840 00:33:26,533 --> 00:33:28,067 (laughs) 841 00:33:28,067 --> 00:33:29,933 - There is no killer outside. 842 00:33:29,933 --> 00:33:32,833 - But that means whoever killed Beth-- 843 00:33:32,833 --> 00:33:35,733 - Also has an antique wooden potato! 844 00:33:35,733 --> 00:33:36,967 - Yeah! 845 00:33:36,967 --> 00:33:39,067 - No, it means the killer is one of us. 846 00:33:39,067 --> 00:33:39,967 - [All] Oh. 847 00:33:40,900 --> 00:33:43,433 (dramatic music) 848 00:33:43,433 --> 00:33:44,433 - It's a nice day out. 849 00:33:44,433 --> 00:33:45,433 - You're not blind! 850 00:33:45,433 --> 00:33:46,667 - Yes I am! 851 00:33:46,667 --> 00:33:47,433 - How many fingers am I holding up? 852 00:33:47,433 --> 00:33:49,067 Oh. 853 00:33:49,067 --> 00:33:50,067 - That was dumb. 854 00:33:50,067 --> 00:33:50,867 - Shut up. 855 00:33:52,433 --> 00:33:54,167 - Okay, is anyone else dead? 856 00:33:54,167 --> 00:33:55,833 - Okay we got one dead friend outside 857 00:33:55,833 --> 00:33:58,100 and one dead friend inside so we're okay. 858 00:33:58,100 --> 00:33:59,633 - Oh God! 859 00:33:59,633 --> 00:34:01,067 - What, what is it? 860 00:34:01,067 --> 00:34:03,667 (creepy music) 861 00:34:04,867 --> 00:34:05,933 - Cooper did it! 862 00:34:05,933 --> 00:34:08,133 - He was closest to the sheet. 863 00:34:08,133 --> 00:34:10,067 - Yeah and you say stuff like shall. 864 00:34:10,067 --> 00:34:11,300 - That's not even my handwriting. 865 00:34:11,300 --> 00:34:12,533 - You lie! 866 00:34:12,533 --> 00:34:14,100 - Why would I want to kill my own best friend? 867 00:34:14,100 --> 00:34:16,700 - Lust, greed, you're mad about cassettes 868 00:34:16,700 --> 00:34:19,100 going out of style, you're sad in general 869 00:34:19,100 --> 00:34:21,267 'cause you read an Edgar Allen Poe poem today 870 00:34:21,267 --> 00:34:23,067 and it made you feel things. 871 00:34:23,067 --> 00:34:25,400 - You brought all of us here to slaughter us, didn't you? 872 00:34:25,400 --> 00:34:26,667 Huh, didn't you? 873 00:34:26,667 --> 00:34:28,200 - No, I didn't kill anybody. 874 00:34:28,200 --> 00:34:29,533 - And you were the only one who knew her. 875 00:34:29,533 --> 00:34:30,567 - What, no! 876 00:34:30,567 --> 00:34:33,433 Marcus and Jess knew her too. 877 00:34:33,433 --> 00:34:34,767 - What? - What? 878 00:34:34,767 --> 00:34:35,933 - What? 879 00:34:35,933 --> 00:34:37,467 - How long you known her for, bro? 880 00:34:37,467 --> 00:34:39,467 - We went to high school together. 881 00:34:39,467 --> 00:34:41,233 - Yeah Marcus used to sell weed in high school. 882 00:34:41,233 --> 00:34:42,333 - Used to? 883 00:34:42,333 --> 00:34:43,333 - Nice. 884 00:34:43,333 --> 00:34:44,167 - Nice. 885 00:34:45,333 --> 00:34:46,867 - Anyway when Beth found out she turned him in 886 00:34:46,867 --> 00:34:48,167 and it went on his permanent record 887 00:34:48,167 --> 00:34:49,233 and he couldn't get into college 888 00:34:49,233 --> 00:34:50,533 so he had to take a gap year. 889 00:34:50,533 --> 00:34:51,800 - So? 890 00:34:51,800 --> 00:34:53,067 Doesn't mean that I killed the girl. 891 00:34:53,067 --> 00:34:54,200 - Nobody else had a motive though. 892 00:34:54,200 --> 00:34:55,100 - Oh please, you didn't like Beth either. 893 00:34:55,100 --> 00:34:56,133 - Alright. 894 00:34:56,133 --> 00:34:57,367 - Excuse me? 895 00:34:57,367 --> 00:34:58,300 - Guys, just look at her cosplay, 896 00:34:58,300 --> 00:34:59,133 she's like weird and crazy. 897 00:34:59,133 --> 00:35:00,733 - Screw you! 898 00:35:00,733 --> 00:35:02,133 - Screw me, you been trying to screw Coop since high school. 899 00:35:02,133 --> 00:35:04,267 You and Beth have been fighting about him for years. 900 00:35:04,267 --> 00:35:05,267 - What? 901 00:35:05,267 --> 00:35:06,267 - This is ridiculous. 902 00:35:06,267 --> 00:35:07,933 Cooper's alright but come on. 903 00:35:07,933 --> 00:35:10,200 - The speech at dinner, it's obvious, right? 904 00:35:10,200 --> 00:35:11,200 - Yeah. 905 00:35:11,200 --> 00:35:12,700 - Yeah, even I saw it. 906 00:35:12,700 --> 00:35:13,600 - And Beth tried to get like a scoop of Coop soup 907 00:35:13,600 --> 00:35:14,633 for years now. 908 00:35:14,633 --> 00:35:15,633 - See. 909 00:35:15,633 --> 00:35:16,867 - What? 910 00:35:16,867 --> 00:35:17,800 - What, you couldn't tell that both of them 911 00:35:17,800 --> 00:35:18,633 have been trying to bang you? 912 00:35:18,633 --> 00:35:20,133 - We're moving on, okay? 913 00:35:20,133 --> 00:35:21,633 - You're friend zoning them man, you're friend zoning. 914 00:35:21,633 --> 00:35:22,900 - No, we're not talking about this. 915 00:35:22,900 --> 00:35:24,167 - Friend zoning them, is that what you're doing? 916 00:35:24,167 --> 00:35:25,600 - Okay, okay, we're moving on. 917 00:35:25,600 --> 00:35:26,467 - Yeah you'd like that wouldn't you, you murderer? 918 00:35:26,467 --> 00:35:27,467 - I didn't kill her! 919 00:35:27,467 --> 00:35:28,467 - Than who? 920 00:35:28,467 --> 00:35:29,467 - You did! - Who did? 921 00:35:29,467 --> 00:35:30,500 - You did! - Oh I did? 922 00:35:30,500 --> 00:35:31,900 - Yeah. 923 00:35:31,900 --> 00:35:33,933 When we were split up Jonathan said something about 924 00:35:33,933 --> 00:35:35,167 how he wanted Beth dead. 925 00:35:35,167 --> 00:35:36,567 - Well that's just a big fat fib, 926 00:35:36,567 --> 00:35:37,800 that's what that is. 927 00:35:37,800 --> 00:35:38,600 - And he was telling me something about 928 00:35:38,600 --> 00:35:39,867 how he met Beth before, 929 00:35:39,867 --> 00:35:41,100 something about a crazy spring fling 930 00:35:41,100 --> 00:35:42,833 and how she broke his heart or something. 931 00:35:42,833 --> 00:35:43,833 - Is that true? 932 00:35:43,833 --> 00:35:45,333 - Come on, she's crazy. 933 00:35:45,333 --> 00:35:48,533 Yeah alright I did kinda know her but I never said 934 00:35:48,533 --> 00:35:49,800 I wanted her dead. 935 00:35:49,800 --> 00:35:52,167 - Jonathan, why didn't you tell me anything? 936 00:35:52,167 --> 00:35:54,067 - That was six years ago, come on man! 937 00:35:54,067 --> 00:35:55,867 - Well he told me he still cries about it. 938 00:35:55,867 --> 00:35:57,533 - You know what, there's some really stupid stigma 939 00:35:57,533 --> 00:35:59,067 about men crying, it's okay. 940 00:35:59,067 --> 00:36:00,300 - It was him! 941 00:36:00,300 --> 00:36:01,467 - You guys really think it was me, huh? 942 00:36:01,467 --> 00:36:02,533 Well you know what? 943 00:36:02,533 --> 00:36:03,533 I'm the fun one! 944 00:36:03,533 --> 00:36:04,967 Hold on, let me just. 945 00:36:04,967 --> 00:36:07,900 (crazy sputtering) 946 00:36:15,400 --> 00:36:16,767 - Well he lied about this. 947 00:36:16,767 --> 00:36:18,067 What else is he lying about? 948 00:36:18,067 --> 00:36:19,267 - What about our friendship, John? 949 00:36:19,267 --> 00:36:20,333 Was that all a lie too? 950 00:36:20,333 --> 00:36:21,333 - Oh Kyle. 951 00:36:21,333 --> 00:36:22,600 - Don't touch me! 952 00:36:22,600 --> 00:36:24,100 - You were the one who hit Beth over the head 953 00:36:24,100 --> 00:36:25,333 with the potato, you were the one who stole the phones 954 00:36:25,333 --> 00:36:26,833 while everyone was searching the rooms, 955 00:36:26,833 --> 00:36:31,067 and you killed Lexi because she was trying to escape. 956 00:36:31,067 --> 00:36:32,067 Get him! 957 00:36:32,067 --> 00:36:33,300 - I didn't say I wanted her dead 958 00:36:33,300 --> 00:36:34,767 or any of those other things, God, I just wish 959 00:36:34,767 --> 00:36:38,233 that the lights would turn off right now, right? 960 00:36:38,233 --> 00:36:41,467 (dramatic music) 961 00:36:41,467 --> 00:36:42,467 - Hey! 962 00:36:42,467 --> 00:36:43,467 - Where'd he go? 963 00:36:43,467 --> 00:36:44,633 Where'd he go? 964 00:36:46,633 --> 00:36:48,700 - He knocked me over! 965 00:36:48,700 --> 00:36:50,800 - Everyone, let's split up! 966 00:36:50,800 --> 00:36:53,067 (shouting) 967 00:36:55,433 --> 00:36:58,067 - It's okay, I got upstairs. 968 00:36:58,067 --> 00:36:58,833 - Okay. 969 00:37:06,733 --> 00:37:08,633 - Anyone found him yet? 970 00:37:11,367 --> 00:37:15,533 (moves to upbeat electronic music) 971 00:37:29,633 --> 00:37:32,133 - Oh God, oh, um, I found him! 972 00:37:37,133 --> 00:37:37,967 Oh God. 973 00:37:42,400 --> 00:37:45,967 (moves to somber music) 974 00:37:45,967 --> 00:37:47,133 - Coming! 975 00:37:47,133 --> 00:37:48,133 What is it? 976 00:37:48,133 --> 00:37:49,133 What happened? 977 00:37:49,133 --> 00:37:51,167 (vomiting) 978 00:37:51,167 --> 00:37:52,500 - I wish Brian was here. 979 00:37:52,500 --> 00:37:54,233 - Oh, I miss Brian. 980 00:37:54,233 --> 00:37:56,167 - Will you guys focus up, please? 981 00:37:56,167 --> 00:37:58,233 - I think I'm okay. 982 00:37:58,233 --> 00:38:00,267 (vomiting) 983 00:38:00,267 --> 00:38:01,500 - How does this work? 984 00:38:01,500 --> 00:38:03,667 - What you never built a potato battery before? 985 00:38:03,667 --> 00:38:05,200 - All you gotta do is get some potatoes, 986 00:38:05,200 --> 00:38:06,833 get some copper wire, intertwine it-- 987 00:38:06,833 --> 00:38:08,400 - There's a car battery in there. 988 00:38:08,400 --> 00:38:10,200 - Fine, that kills people too. 989 00:38:10,200 --> 00:38:11,533 - Why did Jonathan have to die? 990 00:38:11,533 --> 00:38:13,233 He was so much cooler than Marcus. 991 00:38:13,233 --> 00:38:16,367 Sorry, I didn't know you were here, forget that. 992 00:38:16,367 --> 00:38:17,633 - It was her! 993 00:38:17,633 --> 00:38:18,900 She's the one! 994 00:38:18,900 --> 00:38:19,967 - Hey you know, why were you so adamant 995 00:38:19,967 --> 00:38:21,433 about him being the murderer? 996 00:38:21,433 --> 00:38:23,333 - Because he's the murderer! 997 00:38:23,333 --> 00:38:25,433 - Yeah right, he electrocuted himself and died 998 00:38:25,433 --> 00:38:27,300 to cast suspicion on us? 999 00:38:27,300 --> 00:38:28,833 Idiot. 1000 00:38:28,833 --> 00:38:31,333 - Look Johnathan would never plot to kill anybody, okay? 1001 00:38:31,333 --> 00:38:33,633 - Yeah she did it to put suspicion elsewhere. 1002 00:38:33,633 --> 00:38:34,867 - Told you she was crazy. 1003 00:38:34,867 --> 00:38:37,167 - Let's not accuse anybody right now, okay? 1004 00:38:37,167 --> 00:38:38,333 - You can't just pretend to die, 1005 00:38:38,333 --> 00:38:39,833 we have to talk about this. 1006 00:38:39,833 --> 00:38:40,833 - Nice. 1007 00:38:40,833 --> 00:38:41,833 - Please stop. 1008 00:38:41,833 --> 00:38:43,267 - This is just embarrassing. 1009 00:38:43,267 --> 00:38:44,767 - This is like a bad community theater rendition 1010 00:38:44,767 --> 00:38:45,767 of The Crucible. 1011 00:38:45,767 --> 00:38:46,767 - Nice. 1012 00:38:46,767 --> 00:38:48,633 (shouting) 1013 00:38:48,633 --> 00:38:50,200 (dramatic music) 1014 00:38:50,200 --> 00:38:53,200 - Yeah, I want to see her melt. 1015 00:38:53,200 --> 00:38:54,667 - You can't, you're blind. 1016 00:38:54,667 --> 00:38:55,933 - Damnit. 1017 00:38:55,933 --> 00:38:56,967 - Marcus, can you help me out here? 1018 00:38:56,967 --> 00:38:58,233 - No, she ate potatoes. 1019 00:38:58,233 --> 00:38:59,567 - Kyle, could you get the other side? 1020 00:38:59,567 --> 00:39:00,433 - I guess. 1021 00:39:03,067 --> 00:39:04,333 - Alright we're going to go to the kitchen 1022 00:39:04,333 --> 00:39:05,867 and if anybody tries to leave or stop us 1023 00:39:05,867 --> 00:39:07,333 we'll know you're the murderer, alright? 1024 00:39:07,333 --> 00:39:08,167 Let's go. 1025 00:39:19,767 --> 00:39:20,900 - Here we go. 1026 00:39:20,900 --> 00:39:22,600 Somebody get her some water. 1027 00:39:22,600 --> 00:39:24,733 Jess, can you hear me? 1028 00:39:24,733 --> 00:39:26,700 How many fingers am I holding up? 1029 00:39:26,700 --> 00:39:29,067 Talk to me Jess, talk to me. 1030 00:39:31,700 --> 00:39:33,367 Okay I think she's trying to say something, 1031 00:39:33,367 --> 00:39:35,667 what are you trying to say? 1032 00:39:35,667 --> 00:39:38,067 What are you saying? 1033 00:39:38,067 --> 00:39:39,067 - She's saying potato! 1034 00:39:39,067 --> 00:39:40,067 - The punching bag. 1035 00:39:40,067 --> 00:39:41,067 - Pa-Pa-Puddle! 1036 00:39:41,067 --> 00:39:42,067 - Putter. 1037 00:39:42,067 --> 00:39:43,067 - Potatoes! 1038 00:39:43,067 --> 00:39:44,067 - Putt putt golfing! 1039 00:39:44,067 --> 00:39:45,067 - Punk rock. - Potatoes! 1040 00:39:45,067 --> 00:39:46,567 - Potassium, get her a banana! 1041 00:39:46,567 --> 00:39:48,233 - Potatoes! 1042 00:39:48,233 --> 00:39:50,467 - Kyle, it's not potatoes, she would have said so by now. 1043 00:39:50,467 --> 00:39:51,500 - It's potatoes! 1044 00:39:51,500 --> 00:39:53,233 Jess, is it potatoes? 1045 00:39:54,400 --> 00:39:55,433 - Potatoes. 1046 00:39:55,433 --> 00:39:56,433 - Oh! 1047 00:39:56,433 --> 00:39:57,633 Yes! 1048 00:39:57,633 --> 00:39:58,467 - Jess? 1049 00:40:02,433 --> 00:40:03,267 Jess? 1050 00:40:05,133 --> 00:40:06,833 - Well is anyone else getting a little numb 1051 00:40:06,833 --> 00:40:08,333 to all this death? 1052 00:40:08,333 --> 00:40:09,367 - Damnit! 1053 00:40:09,367 --> 00:40:10,467 (clattering) 1054 00:40:10,467 --> 00:40:13,333 (shouts) 1055 00:40:13,333 --> 00:40:14,500 - I guess not. 1056 00:40:17,733 --> 00:40:18,567 - Beth. 1057 00:40:21,967 --> 00:40:23,700 - I think he's really cracked this time. 1058 00:40:23,700 --> 00:40:25,300 - Righto, too true. 1059 00:40:26,767 --> 00:40:27,600 - Banana? 1060 00:40:34,500 --> 00:40:38,100 - You need to talk to me 'cause I'm ready now 1061 00:40:38,100 --> 00:40:39,033 so wake up. 1062 00:40:42,100 --> 00:40:45,067 Please, I know we didn't finish that conversation 1063 00:40:45,067 --> 00:40:48,233 and I really need, just say something. 1064 00:40:52,733 --> 00:40:54,067 Just talk to me. 1065 00:40:54,967 --> 00:40:56,667 (gentle music) 1066 00:40:56,667 --> 00:41:00,067 Come on Beth, wake up, wake up, wake up. 1067 00:41:02,467 --> 00:41:03,300 Get up. 1068 00:41:05,733 --> 00:41:06,900 Come on, come on Beth! 1069 00:41:06,900 --> 00:41:07,733 - Coop. 1070 00:41:07,733 --> 00:41:08,567 - What, what? 1071 00:41:08,567 --> 00:41:09,500 What is it? 1072 00:41:10,900 --> 00:41:12,600 - You're gonna want to see this. 1073 00:41:12,600 --> 00:41:16,367 (moves to suspenseful music) 1074 00:41:17,900 --> 00:41:19,533 - What do you see? 1075 00:41:19,533 --> 00:41:21,233 - What's (mumbles)? 1076 00:41:21,233 --> 00:41:22,667 - No, get that away from me, and it's solanine. 1077 00:41:22,667 --> 00:41:23,867 - What's Slytherin? 1078 00:41:23,867 --> 00:41:25,367 - It's solanine, it's the kind of thing 1079 00:41:25,367 --> 00:41:26,567 that makes nightshade very so deadly. 1080 00:41:26,567 --> 00:41:28,067 - So Jess, that was what killed her. 1081 00:41:28,067 --> 00:41:29,267 - Yes, exactly. 1082 00:41:29,267 --> 00:41:30,767 - How do you know so much about sodomy? 1083 00:41:30,767 --> 00:41:31,600 - Solanine, it's the kind of thing you know about 1084 00:41:31,600 --> 00:41:33,067 with a potato allergy. 1085 00:41:33,067 --> 00:41:34,200 - What does that have to do with anything? 1086 00:41:34,200 --> 00:41:35,567 - It's what I'm allergic to. 1087 00:41:35,567 --> 00:41:37,067 - But it's poison, everyone's allergic to poison! 1088 00:41:37,067 --> 00:41:39,067 - Yeah but there's only small doses in potatoes 1089 00:41:39,067 --> 00:41:40,867 so it doesn't hurt like normal people 1090 00:41:40,867 --> 00:41:43,067 but if you concentrate it it can be really-- 1091 00:41:43,067 --> 00:41:44,067 - Potatoes! - You want one? 1092 00:41:44,067 --> 00:41:45,067 - It's the link! 1093 00:41:45,067 --> 00:41:46,067 - No, it's a starch. 1094 00:41:46,067 --> 00:41:48,067 - No, to the murders. 1095 00:41:48,067 --> 00:41:49,333 - What? 1096 00:41:49,333 --> 00:41:50,800 - Jess was killed with a potato poison 1097 00:41:50,800 --> 00:41:52,333 and Beth, Beth was hit over the head with a potato 1098 00:41:52,333 --> 00:41:54,433 and Lexi had her throat slit with a potato peeler 1099 00:41:54,433 --> 00:41:58,133 and Jonathan was electrocuted with a potato battery! 1100 00:41:58,133 --> 00:41:59,133 - Car battery. 1101 00:41:59,133 --> 00:42:00,767 - Well it was wired to potatoes. 1102 00:42:00,767 --> 00:42:02,233 - So what? 1103 00:42:02,233 --> 00:42:05,300 - So maybe our killer has a weird tuberous vegetable fetish! 1104 00:42:05,300 --> 00:42:06,333 - Is that a thing? 1105 00:42:06,333 --> 00:42:08,167 - Oh, is that a thing? 1106 00:42:09,133 --> 00:42:10,167 Yes. 1107 00:42:10,167 --> 00:42:11,667 - No no no, don't you guys see? 1108 00:42:11,667 --> 00:42:13,933 If we find whoever's mysteriously linked to potatoes 1109 00:42:13,933 --> 00:42:15,433 we find our murderer. 1110 00:42:15,433 --> 00:42:17,200 - Oh, you're serious. 1111 00:42:18,367 --> 00:42:19,867 - Yeah, yeah, let's do that, that's cool. 1112 00:42:19,867 --> 00:42:21,467 - You know you two have been avoiding suspicion 1113 00:42:21,467 --> 00:42:23,167 this entire night and I don't like it. 1114 00:42:23,167 --> 00:42:25,700 - Hey, we've got nothing to hide. 1115 00:42:25,700 --> 00:42:28,067 - Ain't nothing but two honest blokes. 1116 00:42:28,067 --> 00:42:30,800 - Didn't your dad ever mention anything about Beth? 1117 00:42:30,800 --> 00:42:32,067 - What? 1118 00:42:32,067 --> 00:42:33,267 - How could you come to that conclusion? 1119 00:42:33,267 --> 00:42:35,067 - I mean he taught at her school. 1120 00:42:35,067 --> 00:42:36,167 - He got fired. 1121 00:42:36,167 --> 00:42:37,367 - At the end of the year. 1122 00:42:37,367 --> 00:42:38,400 - What, so he never said anything about her 1123 00:42:38,400 --> 00:42:39,367 being a student? 1124 00:42:39,367 --> 00:42:40,533 - Well yeah. - No. 1125 00:42:40,533 --> 00:42:41,533 - I mean no. - Maybe. 1126 00:42:41,533 --> 00:42:43,600 - Maybe. - Perchance. 1127 00:42:43,600 --> 00:42:44,433 - Uh oh. 1128 00:42:45,533 --> 00:42:47,067 - Alright so fine, he knew Beth, 1129 00:42:47,067 --> 00:42:48,400 she was in one of his math classes 1130 00:42:48,400 --> 00:42:50,233 and he liked her, he liked her so much 1131 00:42:50,233 --> 00:42:52,633 he gave her a B and brought her back to his office 1132 00:42:52,633 --> 00:42:54,733 and told her what she had to do to get an A. 1133 00:42:54,733 --> 00:42:56,300 - To Beth? 1134 00:42:56,300 --> 00:42:59,200 - And she reported him and everything went bad, man! 1135 00:42:59,200 --> 00:43:00,900 He got fired, my parents got divorced, 1136 00:43:00,900 --> 00:43:02,233 all 'cause she ratted him out! 1137 00:43:02,233 --> 00:43:03,200 - What? 1138 00:43:03,200 --> 00:43:04,400 Because she? 1139 00:43:04,400 --> 00:43:05,833 No, don't you realize this is his fault? 1140 00:43:05,833 --> 00:43:07,367 - Yeah, way to perpetuate rape culture, slut. 1141 00:43:07,367 --> 00:43:09,533 - Since when are you so socially conscious, Marcus? 1142 00:43:09,533 --> 00:43:11,067 - You could have told them anything 1143 00:43:11,067 --> 00:43:13,367 but you told them the truth. 1144 00:43:14,533 --> 00:43:17,767 - Well see, in the story he was a math teacher 1145 00:43:17,767 --> 00:43:21,200 but in reality he's a philosophy teacher. 1146 00:43:22,333 --> 00:43:24,400 They'll never know. 1147 00:43:24,400 --> 00:43:25,500 - Why are you friends with these freaks? 1148 00:43:25,500 --> 00:43:26,700 - Whoa. 1149 00:43:26,700 --> 00:43:28,200 - Okay, just because she ruined my dad's life 1150 00:43:28,200 --> 00:43:30,933 and my mom's life and my dad's mistress's life 1151 00:43:30,933 --> 00:43:33,300 and our second family's life does not mean 1152 00:43:33,300 --> 00:43:36,200 that we wanted to ruin her life! 1153 00:43:36,200 --> 00:43:37,200 - Yeah! 1154 00:43:37,200 --> 00:43:38,400 - We didn't want to kill her! 1155 00:43:38,400 --> 00:43:39,467 - Yeah, they definitely did. 1156 00:43:39,467 --> 00:43:41,867 (dramatic music) 1157 00:43:41,867 --> 00:43:42,900 - Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa! 1158 00:43:42,900 --> 00:43:44,367 If we're pointing fingers here, 1159 00:43:44,367 --> 00:43:46,200 let me remind you that this is almost definitely 1160 00:43:46,200 --> 00:43:47,800 the work of ghosts. 1161 00:43:53,367 --> 00:43:55,300 (banging) 1162 00:43:55,300 --> 00:43:58,200 (doorbell ringing) 1163 00:44:01,800 --> 00:44:03,300 - It's the police! 1164 00:44:09,267 --> 00:44:11,533 (shouting) 1165 00:44:13,767 --> 00:44:15,067 - Move it! 1166 00:44:15,067 --> 00:44:16,667 - Boss, that's a real dead body outside. 1167 00:44:16,667 --> 00:44:18,767 - Oh we totally left her outside, didn't we? 1168 00:44:18,767 --> 00:44:19,767 - My love. 1169 00:44:19,767 --> 00:44:20,767 - Shut up, alright? 1170 00:44:20,767 --> 00:44:22,067 - Just be quiet! 1171 00:44:22,067 --> 00:44:23,467 Did you kids know there is a dead body outside? 1172 00:44:23,467 --> 00:44:27,533 - Oh yeah, they knew, just look at 'em, bunch of hoodlums. 1173 00:44:27,533 --> 00:44:29,533 - Come on, they don't look like hoodlums. 1174 00:44:29,533 --> 00:44:32,467 - Yeah they do, I know their type with their drugs 1175 00:44:32,467 --> 00:44:37,300 and videogames and bus passes and giving each other 1176 00:44:37,300 --> 00:44:40,800 piggyback rides and you know big ring pops 1177 00:44:43,767 --> 00:44:47,267 and toaster strudel that you buy sometimes 1178 00:44:48,467 --> 00:44:51,067 and yeah I know all about you hoodlums. 1179 00:44:51,067 --> 00:44:52,267 - That one, get up! 1180 00:44:52,267 --> 00:44:54,333 I didn't tell you to kneel, get up! 1181 00:44:54,333 --> 00:44:56,267 Alright now listen up, my name is Officer Cherry 1182 00:44:56,267 --> 00:44:57,900 this here is Officer York. 1183 00:44:57,900 --> 00:44:59,200 - Hi, you can call me Joe. 1184 00:44:59,200 --> 00:45:00,233 - Hi Joe. 1185 00:45:00,233 --> 00:45:01,767 - Now listen up. 1186 00:45:01,767 --> 00:45:04,533 What I need from you guys first and fore-- 1187 00:45:04,533 --> 00:45:08,833 - It's a little drafty, maybe someone should close the door. 1188 00:45:08,833 --> 00:45:10,300 - Would you shut up? 1189 00:45:10,300 --> 00:45:13,600 Yeah it is a little drafty in here. 1190 00:45:13,600 --> 00:45:16,167 Alright, go, close the door. 1191 00:45:16,167 --> 00:45:18,400 Not everyone at once, what are you doing? 1192 00:45:18,400 --> 00:45:20,567 You, the dark haired boy! 1193 00:45:20,567 --> 00:45:22,900 What do you keep moving for? 1194 00:45:22,900 --> 00:45:24,067 - Be more specific, please. 1195 00:45:24,067 --> 00:45:25,067 - Alright just stop. 1196 00:45:25,067 --> 00:45:27,133 You the boy who-- 1197 00:45:27,133 --> 00:45:30,367 - Oh, okay, I know where this is going. 1198 00:45:31,967 --> 00:45:33,667 - Yeah, I'm not good, I'm gonna get in a lot of trouble 1199 00:45:33,667 --> 00:45:35,200 with this one again, what do I do? 1200 00:45:35,200 --> 00:45:38,233 - No, it's fine, just say it. 1201 00:45:38,233 --> 00:45:39,667 - The Mexican kid, you go. 1202 00:45:39,667 --> 00:45:40,667 - Nice. 1203 00:45:40,667 --> 00:45:41,700 - Boss! 1204 00:45:41,700 --> 00:45:42,933 - What? 1205 00:45:42,933 --> 00:45:44,367 It's not racist, it's descriptive. 1206 00:45:44,367 --> 00:45:45,767 - Oh yeah no, have the Mexican close the door, classic. 1207 00:45:45,767 --> 00:45:47,400 - You are closest. 1208 00:45:47,400 --> 00:45:49,867 - Now I get why cops get such a bad rap. 1209 00:45:49,867 --> 00:45:50,867 - Alright would you shut up? 1210 00:45:50,867 --> 00:45:52,200 Don't kneel again! 1211 00:45:52,200 --> 00:45:53,467 You're really trying me. 1212 00:45:53,467 --> 00:45:55,067 Alright, listen up. 1213 00:45:55,067 --> 00:45:57,400 This is what's going to happen, okay? 1214 00:45:57,400 --> 00:46:00,367 One by one, I want to talk to each and every one of you. 1215 00:46:00,367 --> 00:46:04,067 Is there anybody else in this house? 1216 00:46:04,067 --> 00:46:06,233 Are you gonna let me do this? 1217 00:46:06,233 --> 00:46:07,600 - Oh so sorry, sorry. 1218 00:46:07,600 --> 00:46:08,633 - Yeah can I? 1219 00:46:08,633 --> 00:46:09,467 Thank you. 1220 00:46:11,767 --> 00:46:13,167 Is there anyone else in the house? 1221 00:46:13,167 --> 00:46:14,067 - Living people? 1222 00:46:14,067 --> 00:46:14,833 - No, dead people! 1223 00:46:14,833 --> 00:46:15,667 - Yes. 1224 00:46:15,667 --> 00:46:16,500 - More living people? 1225 00:46:16,500 --> 00:46:17,333 - Dead people. 1226 00:46:17,333 --> 00:46:18,167 - Oh. 1227 00:46:18,167 --> 00:46:19,567 - How many? 1228 00:46:19,567 --> 00:46:20,500 - There's one in the garage, one in the kitchen, 1229 00:46:20,500 --> 00:46:21,433 and one here in the living room. 1230 00:46:21,433 --> 00:46:23,067 - This looks like a code red. 1231 00:46:23,067 --> 00:46:24,500 - That's not actually a thing I think. 1232 00:46:24,500 --> 00:46:27,267 - Alright listen up, this is what's gonna happen. 1233 00:46:27,267 --> 00:46:28,767 Alright, now listen to me. 1234 00:46:28,767 --> 00:46:30,700 We're gonna get down to some serious and comprehensive 1235 00:46:30,700 --> 00:46:34,067 police work and then we're going to find ourselves 1236 00:46:34,067 --> 00:46:37,100 a suspect, do you understand? 1237 00:46:37,100 --> 00:46:38,300 - Yes sir. 1238 00:46:38,300 --> 00:46:39,333 - Do I make myself clear? 1239 00:46:39,333 --> 00:46:40,533 - [All] Yes sir. 1240 00:46:40,533 --> 00:46:42,267 - Good, alright, now. 1241 00:46:44,433 --> 00:46:46,267 Which one of you did it? 1242 00:46:46,267 --> 00:46:48,600 (clamoring) 1243 00:46:55,200 --> 00:46:56,367 Quiet! 1244 00:46:56,367 --> 00:46:57,367 - What? 1245 00:46:57,367 --> 00:46:58,367 - Sorry, sorry, sorry. 1246 00:46:58,367 --> 00:46:59,867 Can I ask a couple questions? 1247 00:46:59,867 --> 00:47:01,200 - You know you really have to stop interrupting me. 1248 00:47:01,200 --> 00:47:03,200 - No I know, I just think I could really 1249 00:47:03,200 --> 00:47:04,600 get somewhere with these guys. 1250 00:47:04,600 --> 00:47:07,267 Come on, just give me a chance. 1251 00:47:07,267 --> 00:47:09,267 - Alright, but be quick. 1252 00:47:13,733 --> 00:47:16,567 - So, what grade are you guys in? 1253 00:47:16,567 --> 00:47:18,800 - Hold on one second, just give me a moment here. 1254 00:47:18,800 --> 00:47:20,500 Just talk to me for a minute. 1255 00:47:20,500 --> 00:47:22,233 Can we maybe try and ask them something 1256 00:47:22,233 --> 00:47:23,667 that's gonna give us some information, 1257 00:47:23,667 --> 00:47:25,500 something that might actually help? 1258 00:47:25,500 --> 00:47:28,067 - Oh yeah, yeah, gotcha. 1259 00:47:28,067 --> 00:47:30,700 (clears throat) 1260 00:47:31,867 --> 00:47:33,367 Why are you all wearing costumes? 1261 00:47:33,367 --> 00:47:34,533 - That's not a good one. 1262 00:47:34,533 --> 00:47:35,667 - Why does it smell like potatoes? 1263 00:47:35,667 --> 00:47:37,300 You kids like to party. 1264 00:47:37,300 --> 00:47:38,200 How'd I do? 1265 00:47:39,400 --> 00:47:41,700 - Perfect, alright so this is the way 1266 00:47:41,700 --> 00:47:43,133 we're gonna do it, alright? 1267 00:47:43,133 --> 00:47:44,333 We're all gonna take a sitdown at the table over there 1268 00:47:44,333 --> 00:47:45,800 and we're going to talk until we come up 1269 00:47:45,800 --> 00:47:47,067 with a solution. 1270 00:47:47,067 --> 00:47:48,567 Do you understand? 1271 00:47:48,567 --> 00:47:49,933 Nodding means yes. 1272 00:47:49,933 --> 00:47:52,233 Good, alright let's move. 1273 00:47:52,233 --> 00:47:53,967 Come on, yeah, get blindy, come on. 1274 00:47:53,967 --> 00:47:55,367 If you kneel down one more time. 1275 00:47:55,367 --> 00:47:56,933 What, you got bad knees? 1276 00:47:56,933 --> 00:47:58,967 I'm gonna give you something that's bad. 1277 00:47:58,967 --> 00:48:01,100 - Anyway so this just died and we found out 1278 00:48:01,100 --> 00:48:04,267 that these two, they hate Beth because she got their dad 1279 00:48:04,267 --> 00:48:05,600 fired from his teaching job. 1280 00:48:05,600 --> 00:48:07,067 - Hate is a really strong word. 1281 00:48:07,067 --> 00:48:08,400 - And then you two came in. 1282 00:48:08,400 --> 00:48:09,967 - Okay, okay look. 1283 00:48:09,967 --> 00:48:12,267 Now this is gonna sound totally out there 1284 00:48:12,267 --> 00:48:14,733 but have you guys considered that all this 1285 00:48:14,733 --> 00:48:16,600 may be due to ghosts? 1286 00:48:16,600 --> 00:48:17,600 - Yes, thank you! 1287 00:48:17,600 --> 00:48:18,600 (laughing) 1288 00:48:18,600 --> 00:48:20,567 (shouting) 1289 00:48:20,567 --> 00:48:21,900 Ghosts are real! 1290 00:48:24,067 --> 00:48:25,300 - What is this? 1291 00:48:25,300 --> 00:48:29,233 - That's a grand plan of my murder mystery party. 1292 00:48:29,233 --> 00:48:32,733 - Irish potato famine murder mystery party? 1293 00:48:32,733 --> 00:48:34,300 - Yeah, it's an awesome party idea. 1294 00:48:34,300 --> 00:48:35,833 - No. 1295 00:48:35,833 --> 00:48:38,067 Dress as your favorite Motown artist, 1296 00:48:38,067 --> 00:48:40,200 that's a good party idea. 1297 00:48:40,200 --> 00:48:41,467 - I love potatoes. 1298 00:48:41,467 --> 00:48:42,467 When I was little-- 1299 00:48:42,467 --> 00:48:43,467 - Shut up! 1300 00:48:43,467 --> 00:48:44,467 What is that? 1301 00:48:44,467 --> 00:48:46,067 Oh look, look at this! 1302 00:48:46,067 --> 00:48:48,967 Apparently two more people are gonna be murdered. 1303 00:48:48,967 --> 00:48:50,367 - Wait what? 1304 00:48:50,367 --> 00:48:52,367 - Yeah you've got something in here labeled 1305 00:48:52,367 --> 00:48:53,733 the death order? 1306 00:48:53,733 --> 00:48:55,433 - No no no, that page is-- 1307 00:48:55,433 --> 00:48:58,067 - First Beth died, then Lexi, then Jonathan, 1308 00:48:58,067 --> 00:48:59,267 then Jess, correct? 1309 00:48:59,267 --> 00:49:01,300 And it's all listed right here! 1310 00:49:01,300 --> 00:49:02,967 - What the hell, I didn't know! 1311 00:49:02,967 --> 00:49:05,200 (shouting) 1312 00:49:06,933 --> 00:49:08,467 - Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa! 1313 00:49:08,467 --> 00:49:11,300 You kids sure jump to conclusions awfully fast. 1314 00:49:11,300 --> 00:49:12,733 - Well of course he did it, he's the only one 1315 00:49:12,733 --> 00:49:14,233 who knew about that death order. 1316 00:49:14,233 --> 00:49:17,067 - Wait wait wait, I think I figured this whole thing out. 1317 00:49:17,067 --> 00:49:18,067 - Yeah? 1318 00:49:18,067 --> 00:49:19,067 - Yeah yeah, come here. 1319 00:49:19,067 --> 00:49:20,333 Okay. 1320 00:49:20,333 --> 00:49:24,500 This is a little weird, but (whispering). 1321 00:49:25,367 --> 00:49:26,200 - No, no! 1322 00:49:27,533 --> 00:49:29,100 Isn't that a Batman comic book? 1323 00:49:29,100 --> 00:49:30,200 - What? 1324 00:49:30,200 --> 00:49:31,600 - Just come here. 1325 00:49:33,933 --> 00:49:38,100 I'm gonna pull my gun out and then do some crazy cop shit. 1326 00:49:39,067 --> 00:49:41,667 - Oh yeah, okay, that's tricky. 1327 00:49:43,667 --> 00:49:45,200 (dramatic music) 1328 00:49:45,200 --> 00:49:46,367 - Alright you kids freeze, who did it? 1329 00:49:46,367 --> 00:49:48,067 - Oh I think it's pretty clear who did it. 1330 00:49:48,067 --> 00:49:50,400 (gun fires) 1331 00:49:51,667 --> 00:49:53,233 Oh crap, I shot Officer York! 1332 00:49:53,233 --> 00:49:54,867 (crying out) 1333 00:49:54,867 --> 00:49:56,100 And now I'm being attacked by a person 1334 00:49:56,100 --> 00:49:58,867 but I can't tell what size or gender! 1335 00:49:58,867 --> 00:50:02,100 - Finally the lights turn back on. 1336 00:50:02,100 --> 00:50:03,267 - They're not on. 1337 00:50:03,267 --> 00:50:04,500 - They will come back on though right? 1338 00:50:04,500 --> 00:50:05,867 - The system should reset any second now. 1339 00:50:05,867 --> 00:50:08,167 - Officer Cherry, Officer York. 1340 00:50:08,167 --> 00:50:09,700 - I think they're dead. 1341 00:50:09,700 --> 00:50:11,200 - You know what Marcus, I am kind of getting numb to it. 1342 00:50:11,200 --> 00:50:13,000 - Two cops are dead and this isn't a huge deal for you? 1343 00:50:13,000 --> 00:50:14,033 - I mean when you put it like that-- 1344 00:50:14,033 --> 00:50:15,700 - Everybody stay away from me! 1345 00:50:15,700 --> 00:50:17,300 (doorbell rings) 1346 00:50:17,300 --> 00:50:18,367 - Oh god. 1347 00:50:18,367 --> 00:50:19,367 - Go away! 1348 00:50:19,367 --> 00:50:20,633 - Well maybe it's more help! 1349 00:50:20,633 --> 00:50:21,567 - Or just someone else to be killed. 1350 00:50:21,567 --> 00:50:22,600 - Maybe they'll just go away. 1351 00:50:22,600 --> 00:50:24,067 (doorbell rings) 1352 00:50:24,067 --> 00:50:25,467 - I guess not. 1353 00:50:25,467 --> 00:50:26,467 - Hey Cooper? 1354 00:50:26,467 --> 00:50:27,733 - Yeah? 1355 00:50:27,733 --> 00:50:28,667 - Who was supposed to die next in your plan? 1356 00:50:28,667 --> 00:50:29,500 - Oh God. 1357 00:50:30,767 --> 00:50:31,833 - Who? 1358 00:50:31,833 --> 00:50:32,967 - You're not gonna like this. 1359 00:50:32,967 --> 00:50:33,800 - Who? 1360 00:50:34,800 --> 00:50:35,900 - It's Brian! 1361 00:50:37,467 --> 00:50:38,500 - [All] Brian! 1362 00:50:38,500 --> 00:50:39,600 - Dope party, I like it! 1363 00:50:39,600 --> 00:50:41,833 - [All] No Brian, no! 1364 00:50:41,833 --> 00:50:42,833 (booming) 1365 00:50:42,833 --> 00:50:45,100 (crashing) 1366 00:50:50,467 --> 00:50:53,233 (dramatic music) 1367 00:50:56,267 --> 00:50:57,100 No! 1368 00:51:01,600 --> 00:51:02,833 - Cooper did it! 1369 00:51:02,833 --> 00:51:04,067 He's closest to the potato cannon. 1370 00:51:04,067 --> 00:51:05,633 - Oh no no no, that was a coincidence, 1371 00:51:05,633 --> 00:51:07,133 someone put that there! 1372 00:51:07,133 --> 00:51:08,067 - It was him who's been planning this whole thing 1373 00:51:08,067 --> 00:51:09,067 from the start. 1374 00:51:09,067 --> 00:51:10,733 - I didn't do anything, guys! 1375 00:51:10,733 --> 00:51:12,733 - Nobody else knew about your weirdly accurate death order. 1376 00:51:12,733 --> 00:51:14,100 - Yeah, those are fake deaths. 1377 00:51:14,100 --> 00:51:15,733 - You were the first one to find Jonathan dead! 1378 00:51:15,733 --> 00:51:18,233 - Yeah, and he who smelt it, dealt it. 1379 00:51:18,233 --> 00:51:19,233 - Kyle. 1380 00:51:19,233 --> 00:51:20,233 What? 1381 00:51:20,233 --> 00:51:21,233 - Oh god. 1382 00:51:21,233 --> 00:51:22,233 - What is it? 1383 00:51:22,233 --> 00:51:23,900 - He has me to die next. 1384 00:51:23,900 --> 00:51:26,067 - Marcus, no no no Marcus, those are fake deaths, 1385 00:51:26,067 --> 00:51:27,133 I'm not gonna do anything. 1386 00:51:27,133 --> 00:51:28,167 - Monster! 1387 00:51:28,167 --> 00:51:29,867 - No no, this is all a set up! 1388 00:51:29,867 --> 00:51:31,067 - Don't believe his lies. 1389 00:51:31,067 --> 00:51:32,267 - On your knees! - Against the wall! 1390 00:51:32,267 --> 00:51:33,567 - No no no, it was not me! 1391 00:51:33,567 --> 00:51:34,567 - We should kill him. 1392 00:51:34,567 --> 00:51:35,567 - Throw him in the gulag! 1393 00:51:35,567 --> 00:51:36,867 - Wait, I got it! 1394 00:51:36,867 --> 00:51:38,500 I got it. 1395 00:51:38,500 --> 00:51:40,767 Who's the one mysteriously linked to potatoes? 1396 00:51:40,767 --> 00:51:41,767 - Me? 1397 00:51:41,767 --> 00:51:43,067 - Marcus. - Oh. 1398 00:51:43,067 --> 00:51:44,167 - He's the one with the potato allergy, 1399 00:51:44,167 --> 00:51:45,167 if that's even a thing. 1400 00:51:45,167 --> 00:51:46,467 - Of course it is. 1401 00:51:46,467 --> 00:51:47,900 - And he's the one whose life got ruined by Beth. 1402 00:51:47,900 --> 00:51:48,900 - Oh shut up. 1403 00:51:48,900 --> 00:51:50,233 - Don't you see? 1404 00:51:50,233 --> 00:51:51,500 He's the one orchestrating everything, 1405 00:51:51,500 --> 00:51:52,567 he's the one killing everyone, not me! 1406 00:51:52,567 --> 00:51:53,867 - Hey you keep him away from me. 1407 00:51:53,867 --> 00:51:54,900 - Get back! 1408 00:51:54,900 --> 00:51:56,133 - No no no. 1409 00:51:56,133 --> 00:51:57,400 He wants you two to kill me for him, 1410 00:51:57,400 --> 00:51:58,233 then he doesn't take any of the blame. 1411 00:51:58,233 --> 00:51:59,300 - That's ridiculous. 1412 00:51:59,300 --> 00:52:00,333 - Is this even true? 1413 00:52:00,333 --> 00:52:01,300 - No! 1414 00:52:01,300 --> 00:52:02,500 - He says it's not true! 1415 00:52:02,500 --> 00:52:03,433 - Kyle, if you don't take a step back 1416 00:52:03,433 --> 00:52:04,600 I'm gonna punch you in the face. 1417 00:52:04,600 --> 00:52:05,967 - I'd rather we don't do that, Cooper. 1418 00:52:05,967 --> 00:52:07,233 - I didn't do any of this. 1419 00:52:07,233 --> 00:52:08,233 - Get back! 1420 00:52:08,233 --> 00:52:09,233 - I'm really sorry about that. 1421 00:52:09,233 --> 00:52:10,233 - Uh oh. 1422 00:52:10,233 --> 00:52:13,467 (dramatic music) 1423 00:52:13,467 --> 00:52:14,467 - I got him! 1424 00:52:28,367 --> 00:52:29,467 - Cooper, no! 1425 00:52:32,067 --> 00:52:33,600 - Let me get him, I'm gonna get him! 1426 00:52:33,600 --> 00:52:35,100 I'm gonna get him! 1427 00:52:37,500 --> 00:52:38,600 - Get off! 1428 00:52:38,600 --> 00:52:40,067 (screams) 1429 00:52:40,067 --> 00:52:42,367 - Come on, be done with you! 1430 00:52:44,633 --> 00:52:45,667 - I know where he is! 1431 00:52:45,667 --> 00:52:46,633 - You have to follow me blindly! 1432 00:52:46,633 --> 00:52:48,633 Get it, blindly! 1433 00:52:48,633 --> 00:52:51,500 (banging) 1434 00:52:51,500 --> 00:52:53,767 (shouting) 1435 00:52:56,067 --> 00:52:57,900 - Hey, (mumbles) Marcus? 1436 00:52:57,900 --> 00:52:58,900 Why are you doing this? 1437 00:52:58,900 --> 00:53:00,467 - I didn't do any of this! 1438 00:53:00,467 --> 00:53:01,967 - Look, you don't have to lie, I know it was you. 1439 00:53:01,967 --> 00:53:04,100 - Just stay away from me you fricking crazy creep. 1440 00:53:04,100 --> 00:53:06,067 - Marcus, what did I ever do to you? 1441 00:53:06,067 --> 00:53:07,100 - That's right, I don't know what you're talking about, 1442 00:53:07,100 --> 00:53:08,567 but I didn't do any of this! 1443 00:53:08,567 --> 00:53:10,533 - Well if you didn't do anything then who did? 1444 00:53:10,533 --> 00:53:11,800 - I don't know! 1445 00:53:13,067 --> 00:53:15,733 (dramatic music) 1446 00:53:20,067 --> 00:53:20,900 - Oh god. 1447 00:53:25,867 --> 00:53:26,700 Ghosts! 1448 00:53:30,800 --> 00:53:31,633 Beth? 1449 00:53:34,100 --> 00:53:36,267 (punches) 1450 00:53:40,600 --> 00:53:42,133 Beth. 1451 00:53:42,133 --> 00:53:44,167 - You know what's fascinating about the Irish potato famine? 1452 00:53:44,167 --> 00:53:46,300 How much the Irish liked potatoes. 1453 00:53:46,300 --> 00:53:47,600 - Beth, what? 1454 00:53:47,600 --> 00:53:49,300 - I mean it was common for lower class families 1455 00:53:49,300 --> 00:53:54,167 to eat 14 pounds of spuds every single day, every day. 1456 00:53:54,167 --> 00:53:55,800 These families learned to live off of nothing more 1457 00:53:55,800 --> 00:53:57,733 than potatoes and milk. 1458 00:53:57,733 --> 00:54:00,867 The funny thing is slowly but surely Ireland learned 1459 00:54:00,867 --> 00:54:04,200 to live off of the potato, even love it. 1460 00:54:05,367 --> 00:54:08,433 But then you take it away and they die. 1461 00:54:09,800 --> 00:54:12,967 (dramatic music) 1462 00:54:12,967 --> 00:54:16,167 I've loved you, Cooper Wright, for a really long time. 1463 00:54:16,167 --> 00:54:19,200 I've wanted to spend every moment with you. 1464 00:54:19,200 --> 00:54:21,400 But then college happened and you fell off 1465 00:54:21,400 --> 00:54:23,833 the face of the earth, I tried to talk to you, 1466 00:54:23,833 --> 00:54:26,067 I tried to see you, but you were gone. 1467 00:54:26,067 --> 00:54:28,400 - Okay what does this have to do with potatoes? 1468 00:54:28,400 --> 00:54:30,167 - You killed me, Cooper. 1469 00:54:30,167 --> 00:54:32,100 You were my nourishment and you were gone. 1470 00:54:32,100 --> 00:54:34,067 You have no idea what that did to me. 1471 00:54:34,067 --> 00:54:37,300 - Beth, Beth, look I didn't mean to hurt you, I promise. 1472 00:54:37,300 --> 00:54:38,833 - But you did. 1473 00:54:38,833 --> 00:54:40,467 And nothing can change that. 1474 00:54:40,467 --> 00:54:41,900 - You know I can't help but feel like this whole 1475 00:54:41,900 --> 00:54:44,467 potato metaphor is kind of forced. 1476 00:54:44,467 --> 00:54:46,867 - Beth, look at me, okay. 1477 00:54:46,867 --> 00:54:48,667 I'm sorry, I'm sorry, okay? 1478 00:54:48,667 --> 00:54:50,100 I don't know what you're going through 1479 00:54:50,100 --> 00:54:53,467 but whatever it is you're thinking of doing, don't do it. 1480 00:54:53,467 --> 00:54:55,633 - That just means nothing. 1481 00:55:00,067 --> 00:55:01,167 - Beth, look at me. 1482 00:55:01,167 --> 00:55:02,367 (dramatic music) 1483 00:55:02,367 --> 00:55:03,400 Look at me Beth, killing anyone else 1484 00:55:03,400 --> 00:55:04,500 doesn't solve anything. 1485 00:55:04,500 --> 00:55:05,600 - Oh, but it does. 1486 00:55:05,600 --> 00:55:07,433 - No, no it does not. 1487 00:55:07,433 --> 00:55:09,667 - You would know, murderer. 1488 00:55:12,933 --> 00:55:13,767 - Marcus! 1489 00:55:18,067 --> 00:55:20,767 Oh my god, Marcus, Marcus. 1490 00:55:20,767 --> 00:55:23,667 (muffled shouting) 1491 00:55:31,200 --> 00:55:32,667 No no no, I'm trying to help him! 1492 00:55:32,667 --> 00:55:34,233 - You sick bastard! 1493 00:55:38,667 --> 00:55:39,667 - Quick, get a chair! 1494 00:55:39,667 --> 00:55:40,667 - Okay, I got it. 1495 00:55:40,667 --> 00:55:41,700 - No, that's not a chair. 1496 00:55:41,700 --> 00:55:42,700 - What, it's not? 1497 00:55:42,700 --> 00:55:43,967 Okay, I got it. 1498 00:55:43,967 --> 00:55:45,133 - Not one that reclines, we don't want him to be 1499 00:55:45,133 --> 00:55:46,133 happy tied up. 1500 00:55:46,133 --> 00:55:47,133 Nevermind, let me do this. 1501 00:55:47,133 --> 00:55:49,300 - I didn't do it, I swear! 1502 00:55:50,500 --> 00:55:51,833 - Yeah then why'd you punch me in the face? 1503 00:55:51,833 --> 00:55:53,267 - It was all Beth guys, she was the one 1504 00:55:53,267 --> 00:55:54,267 behind all this! 1505 00:55:54,267 --> 00:55:55,667 - Yeah, blame the dead girl. 1506 00:55:55,667 --> 00:55:57,067 - Classic that. 1507 00:55:57,067 --> 00:55:59,200 - No, she was trying to manipulate you guys to kill me, 1508 00:55:59,200 --> 00:56:00,933 it was all a set up to frame me! 1509 00:56:00,933 --> 00:56:02,567 - That's a likely story, it is! 1510 00:56:02,567 --> 00:56:04,167 - I'm telling the truth, ask Marcus! 1511 00:56:04,167 --> 00:56:07,767 - We would ask him if he wasn't dead! 1512 00:56:07,767 --> 00:56:08,767 (dramatic music) 1513 00:56:08,767 --> 00:56:10,067 There, on the floor! 1514 00:56:10,067 --> 00:56:11,833 - Oh god, I swear to god, I did not do it! 1515 00:56:11,833 --> 00:56:12,833 - Yeah? Prove it. 1516 00:56:12,833 --> 00:56:13,667 - Solve it. 1517 00:56:13,667 --> 00:56:14,500 - What? 1518 00:56:14,500 --> 00:56:15,333 - Solve the murder! 1519 00:56:15,333 --> 00:56:16,167 - Solve who did it! 1520 00:56:16,167 --> 00:56:17,067 You solve it! 1521 00:56:17,067 --> 00:56:17,967 - Come on! - Figure it out! 1522 00:56:17,967 --> 00:56:19,567 - Wait, wait, wait! 1523 00:56:21,300 --> 00:56:22,833 I've got it. 1524 00:56:22,833 --> 00:56:24,500 I've got it. 1525 00:56:24,500 --> 00:56:25,733 (dramatic music) 1526 00:56:25,733 --> 00:56:28,667 (distorted voices) 1527 00:56:32,367 --> 00:56:34,533 - How did this party go downhill so quickly? 1528 00:56:34,533 --> 00:56:37,800 - Well maybe she hit herself with the potato. 1529 00:56:37,800 --> 00:56:39,133 - Talk to me Beth. 1530 00:56:39,133 --> 00:56:41,467 (screaming) 1531 00:56:42,433 --> 00:56:43,400 - Lexi? 1532 00:56:43,400 --> 00:56:45,367 - Check her pulse. 1533 00:56:45,367 --> 00:56:47,867 - She's really dead. 1534 00:56:47,867 --> 00:56:49,300 - Oh my god! 1535 00:56:49,300 --> 00:56:51,867 - We just barricaded ourselves inside with the killer. 1536 00:56:51,867 --> 00:56:53,067 - Cooper did it. 1537 00:56:53,067 --> 00:56:53,900 - Yeah he was closest to the sheet. 1538 00:56:53,900 --> 00:56:55,467 - Yeah and he (mumbles). 1539 00:56:55,467 --> 00:56:56,900 - No, that's not even my handwriting. 1540 00:56:56,900 --> 00:56:58,467 - I didn't kill her! 1541 00:56:58,467 --> 00:56:59,567 - Then who? 1542 00:56:59,567 --> 00:57:01,300 - I'm the fun one! 1543 00:57:01,300 --> 00:57:06,067 - Is anyone else getting numb to all this death? 1544 00:57:06,067 --> 00:57:08,167 - You know Marcus I am kind of getting numb to it. 1545 00:57:08,167 --> 00:57:10,333 (mumbles) 1546 00:57:12,600 --> 00:57:14,067 - First blackout, I know. 1547 00:57:14,067 --> 00:57:15,333 - Potatoes! 1548 00:57:15,333 --> 00:57:17,200 It's the link! 1549 00:57:17,200 --> 00:57:18,800 - Solanine. 1550 00:57:18,800 --> 00:57:22,967 - Won't anyone help us finish up these potatoes? 1551 00:57:22,967 --> 00:57:26,233 - Two more people are gonna be murdered. 1552 00:57:26,233 --> 00:57:29,167 (distorted voices) 1553 00:57:37,167 --> 00:57:38,833 - It's Brian! 1554 00:57:38,833 --> 00:57:41,767 - Don't you see, if we find whoever's mysteriously linked 1555 00:57:41,767 --> 00:57:44,400 to potatoes, we find our murderer. 1556 00:57:44,400 --> 00:57:47,333 (distorted voices) 1557 00:57:50,900 --> 00:57:52,967 - Do you guys believe me? 1558 00:57:54,533 --> 00:57:56,367 What, what did I miss? 1559 00:58:00,567 --> 00:58:03,267 (dramatic music) 1560 00:58:07,433 --> 00:58:11,133 - [All] Surprise! (party horns) 1561 00:58:11,133 --> 00:58:12,967 (laughing) 1562 00:58:12,967 --> 00:58:13,967 * Happy happy birthday 1563 00:58:13,967 --> 00:58:15,333 * From all of us to you 1564 00:58:15,333 --> 00:58:16,833 * We wish it was our birthday 1565 00:58:16,833 --> 00:58:20,500 * So we could party too hey 1566 00:58:22,800 --> 00:58:23,967 - What? 1567 00:58:23,967 --> 00:58:25,167 - Surprise! 1568 00:58:25,167 --> 00:58:28,067 - No, what are you talking about? 1569 00:58:28,067 --> 00:58:29,233 - It's a surprise! 1570 00:58:29,233 --> 00:58:32,200 - No no no Lexi, Lexi, your throat. 1571 00:58:32,200 --> 00:58:33,800 - Oh no. 1572 00:58:33,800 --> 00:58:34,800 - Jonathan? 1573 00:58:34,800 --> 00:58:36,200 - Nah bro. 1574 00:58:36,200 --> 00:58:37,533 - So who's dead? 1575 00:58:38,533 --> 00:58:39,733 - No one's dead, Coop. 1576 00:58:39,733 --> 00:58:40,567 - How? 1577 00:58:42,900 --> 00:58:44,533 - Well we all had a little hand in it. 1578 00:58:44,533 --> 00:58:45,667 - Oh, don't be modest. 1579 00:58:45,667 --> 00:58:47,400 - It was all Beth. 1580 00:58:47,400 --> 00:58:48,400 - The cops? 1581 00:58:48,400 --> 00:58:50,100 - I'm Frank, this is Harry. 1582 00:58:50,100 --> 00:58:51,700 - Hi, I'm an old family friend. 1583 00:58:51,700 --> 00:58:54,267 Harry and me work down at the Grand City Theater Company. 1584 00:58:54,267 --> 00:58:55,533 - What? 1585 00:58:55,533 --> 00:58:57,667 - Yeah, I know it's hard to believe but trust me 1586 00:58:57,667 --> 00:59:00,067 we are both classically trained actors. 1587 00:59:00,067 --> 00:59:01,867 - I have a business card if you need anything. 1588 00:59:01,867 --> 00:59:03,733 - Harry, Harry, not now, not now. 1589 00:59:03,733 --> 00:59:04,967 - Sorry, sorry. 1590 00:59:05,900 --> 00:59:09,367 - Mom, Mom, you knew about this? 1591 00:59:09,367 --> 00:59:10,867 - Of course. 1592 00:59:10,867 --> 00:59:12,667 When Beth called me up with this great idea I figured 1593 00:59:12,667 --> 00:59:13,500 why not? 1594 00:59:21,467 --> 00:59:22,300 Coop? 1595 00:59:24,933 --> 00:59:25,767 Coop? 1596 00:59:31,400 --> 00:59:33,633 (knocking) 1597 00:59:38,333 --> 00:59:40,967 - Cooper, Coop, I'm so sorry, I promise, I promise 1598 00:59:40,967 --> 00:59:43,333 I didn't mean to hurt you or scare you like that, 1599 00:59:43,333 --> 00:59:45,633 seriously, it's just you've been planning this for so long 1600 00:59:45,633 --> 00:59:47,067 and I wanted to make it perfect for you-- 1601 00:59:47,067 --> 00:59:48,067 - Beth. 1602 00:59:48,067 --> 00:59:49,933 - Cooper, I'm so sorry. 1603 00:59:53,200 --> 00:59:55,600 - I thought you were dead. 1604 00:59:55,600 --> 00:59:58,433 Beth, I thought you were all dead. 1605 01:00:01,467 --> 01:00:02,300 - Ta da. 1606 01:00:06,667 --> 01:00:07,800 - What was it? 1607 01:00:07,800 --> 01:00:08,600 - What? 1608 01:00:09,933 --> 01:00:12,100 - That you wanted to talk to me about? 1609 01:00:12,100 --> 01:00:13,300 - No, Coop, don't worry about it, 1610 01:00:13,300 --> 01:00:14,800 we can talk about it later. 1611 01:00:14,800 --> 01:00:15,533 - Beth, I thought I'd never get a chance to talk about 1612 01:00:15,533 --> 01:00:16,367 it again. 1613 01:00:20,033 --> 01:00:23,967 - I really love you Cooper and it hurts so much 1614 01:00:24,833 --> 01:00:26,667 not to have you there. 1615 01:00:31,733 --> 01:00:34,433 What were you gonna say? 1616 01:00:34,433 --> 01:00:35,767 - What are you talking about? 1617 01:00:35,767 --> 01:00:38,267 - You know, over my dead body? 1618 01:00:43,567 --> 01:00:47,333 - College was really hard, Beth, without you. 1619 01:00:49,900 --> 01:00:50,733 I'm sorry. 1620 01:00:52,500 --> 01:00:56,667 I don't know if I can be apart from you like that. 1621 01:00:58,000 --> 01:01:00,267 I don't want us to be like that. 1622 01:01:00,267 --> 01:01:01,233 - Me either. 1623 01:01:06,867 --> 01:01:08,233 - So how'd you do it? 1624 01:01:08,233 --> 01:01:10,700 How did you pull this off? 1625 01:01:10,700 --> 01:01:13,433 - Well it wasn't easy, that's for sure. 1626 01:01:13,433 --> 01:01:15,233 Lots of rehearsals. 1627 01:01:15,233 --> 01:01:17,667 - Yeah, and no one hates you? 1628 01:01:17,667 --> 01:01:19,700 - No no no, we're all good. 1629 01:01:19,700 --> 01:01:22,833 - And Kyle and Regina's dad? 1630 01:01:22,833 --> 01:01:24,400 - Oh he's totally sweet, I know, 1631 01:01:24,400 --> 01:01:26,167 that was pretty sick, sorry. 1632 01:01:26,167 --> 01:01:27,233 - And Marcus? 1633 01:01:30,067 --> 01:01:32,500 - We're good, seriously, the punch was fake, 1634 01:01:32,500 --> 01:01:33,533 we practiced that, don't worry. 1635 01:01:33,533 --> 01:01:35,600 (laughs) 1636 01:01:37,333 --> 01:01:39,400 - This has got to be the weirdest birthday present 1637 01:01:39,400 --> 01:01:40,967 I've ever heard of. 1638 01:01:45,967 --> 01:01:47,467 (soft music) 1639 01:01:47,467 --> 01:01:48,800 Thank you, Beth. 1640 01:01:51,967 --> 01:01:53,833 - You're welcome Coop, I mean it was no big deal, 1641 01:01:53,833 --> 01:01:57,767 seriously, everyone had their part in it, it--- 1642 01:02:02,833 --> 01:02:05,833 - I did not expect the night to end that way at all. 1643 01:02:05,833 --> 01:02:08,267 - Me neither, and I planned this. 1644 01:02:08,267 --> 01:02:10,500 (laughing) 1645 01:02:13,067 --> 01:02:16,133 - We should probably get back inside. 1646 01:02:17,367 --> 01:02:19,400 - I want some cake. 1647 01:02:19,400 --> 01:02:23,167 - That sounds pretty good right now, come on. 1648 01:02:30,967 --> 01:02:32,067 Hey everyone. 1649 01:02:33,733 --> 01:02:35,600 I just wanted to let you all know that tonight 1650 01:02:35,600 --> 01:02:38,833 was by far the most traumatizing thing I have ever 1651 01:02:38,833 --> 01:02:41,667 experienced and probably ever will 1652 01:02:43,100 --> 01:02:46,300 and while some physical damage was done both to me 1653 01:02:46,300 --> 01:02:49,433 and the house, I think it's nothing compared to the 1654 01:02:49,433 --> 01:02:52,333 emotional damage that I've been caused. 1655 01:02:52,333 --> 01:02:55,500 That being said, what you guys did tonight 1656 01:02:55,500 --> 01:02:58,067 was nothing short of amazing. 1657 01:02:58,067 --> 01:03:00,067 I've been planning this thing for five years 1658 01:03:00,067 --> 01:03:02,700 and you guys pulled it off in a couple of weeks 1659 01:03:02,700 --> 01:03:04,400 and it's better than anything 1660 01:03:04,400 --> 01:03:07,767 I could have ever imagined so thank you and I'm so sorry 1661 01:03:07,767 --> 01:03:10,067 for accusing any of you of murder because you are all 1662 01:03:10,067 --> 01:03:13,400 incredible people so thank you and Kyle, 1663 01:03:14,700 --> 01:03:16,700 I'm so sorry for punching you in the face. 1664 01:03:16,700 --> 01:03:17,967 - You are really strong. 1665 01:03:17,967 --> 01:03:19,500 - He liked it. 1666 01:03:19,500 --> 01:03:22,067 - And Brian, I'm so glad you're not dead. 1667 01:03:22,067 --> 01:03:24,600 - Hey, it's Brian, am I right? 1668 01:03:24,600 --> 01:03:25,767 - [All] Brian! 1669 01:03:28,200 --> 01:03:31,067 - Alright, let's go eat some cake. 1670 01:03:37,567 --> 01:03:40,733 - So Coop, do you want to know how we did it all? 1671 01:03:40,733 --> 01:03:42,367 - You know what? 1672 01:03:42,367 --> 01:03:44,167 I think I got this. 1673 01:03:44,167 --> 01:03:47,833 (exciting electronic music) 1674 01:04:36,767 --> 01:04:38,067 - Right on Oak. 1675 01:04:38,067 --> 01:04:39,333 - Right on Oak. 1676 01:05:06,233 --> 01:05:08,733 - I hope nobody gets murdered. 107801