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- You're late.
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- And you are stunning.
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Have you done something
new with your hair?
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- No, I didn't.
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Please don't play
with my creatures.
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We're backlogged as it is.
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- I like playing
with your creatures
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and touching them and
all that good stuff
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and oh, ah your
claws are showing.
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- They always are.
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- Okay, well I'm gonna need
two things from you, Lilith.
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First, I'm gonna need 60
seconds before I get in there.
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- No.
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No, no.
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Okay, what you can
do, go to your office.
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Because we're backlogged.
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- Don't you want to know
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what the other thing is? - No.
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Office.
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Backlogged.
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- Can I please stay and
play with your creatures?
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- No, no, no.
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- You know I'm your boss, right,
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and I can hang out here
as long as I want to?
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All right, you
get away this time
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but just know this isn't over.
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- Okay, great.
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- I still love you.
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- Good for you.
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- See you later.
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- Probably not.
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Probably not.
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- All right.
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You got this, Asmodeus.
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All right, so you're the boss.
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You're gonna make
today your bitch.
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Think, think Weinstein.
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Think Weinstein.
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You're gonna take today,
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you're gonna bring today
to a very sleazy motel
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and you're gonna make today
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do things it
wouldn't normally do
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under these particular
circumstances
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and then she's not gonna
say anything for 20 years.
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It's gonna be lovely.
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Weinstein, okay.
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I gotta call that guy.
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Lilith, could you please
send in the first client?
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Mr. Richard Hackett,
as I live and breath.
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How the heck are you?
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- Where am I?
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I mean, what is this place
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and who are you?
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- Why don't we figure this out
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with a little bit
of conversation?
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Good boy.
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Okay, as for why you are here,
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as you so skittishly asked,
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because you have
been a very bad boy
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and it's my job to figure out
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how bad of a boy you've been.
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That way, we can figure out
how you fit in down here.
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- But I didn't do anything.
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- Let me be the judge of that.
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Okay, Rick, I'm gonna ask
you a couple of questions,
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just standard
procedure, of course.
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Cool?
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Okay.
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Have you ever killed
anyone before?
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- No.
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- Have you ever
raped anyone before?
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- God no!
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- Have you ever
willingly listened
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to a Dave Matthews Band CD?
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It's a simple yes or
no question, Rick.
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- This is ridiculous.
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I have done absolutely
nothing wrong.
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All you have to do
is look in my file
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and you'll see I'm not
supposed to be here.
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- That's the first
time I heard that one.
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Why don't we take a
walk down memory lane
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and you can tell me your story?
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Just keep in mind, it
better be a good one.
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'Cause the stakes
are very very high.
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- Coffee?
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- So, how's your dating life?
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- Oh.
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Not good.
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- Renee?
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- That's me.
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- Hi, I'm Richard.
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It's nice to finally meet you.
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- You, too.
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Did you have any trouble
finding the place?
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- No, no not at all.
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Actually, I didn't even
know this place was here.
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- Yeah, I love little
mom and pop diners.
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I know it's nothing fancy,
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but they always give me
that feeling of family.
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You don't get that with a
big corporate restaurant.
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I hope that's okay.
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- Yeah, yeah.
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This is great.
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So, uh.
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- See, this is the problem
with online dating.
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When you finally
meet the person,
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you have nothing to talk about.
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- Well, even though
we've been talking
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for a couple weeks now,
I think we'll manage.
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Now you said you're originally
from Lakewood, right?
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- Yes, sir.
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Born and raised
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and you've always
lived in Akron, right?
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- Well since I was
six years old, yeah.
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My parents were originally
from Poughkeepsie, New York
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but I barely remember
anything about that.
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- Why not?
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- Well, I mean.
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I was six, so.
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- Oh okay, I get it.
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Also you said you worked
as a claims adjuster.
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What's that?
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- Basically my job
is to figure out
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how much an insurance
company is liable
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for when a claim is submitted.
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- I'm not following you.
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- Well like, if a client
has a car accident
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or a fire or some
other type situation
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I'm called in to
assess the damage
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and figure out how much
we're willing to pay out.
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- No, not a clue.
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- Okay.
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Let's say you're in
a car accident, okay?
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- Okay.
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- And you have insurance, right?
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- No.
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- What do you mean no?
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- I mean I don't
have any insurance.
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- You know that's illegal right?
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- I don't think that's true.
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- Yes, it is.
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- Well, even if it
is, it doesn't matter.
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Because I've never
been into an accident.
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- But what if you do?
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- But I haven't.
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- But let's just
say that you do.
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- I have a perfect
driving record.
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- That doesn't matter.
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I mean things happen.
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- I just think it's a
waste of money, is all.
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- I think you'd feel differently
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if you were ever in
an actual accident.
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- Well, I guess we'll never know
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because I don't plan on
getting into an accident.
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- I don't think
anybody ever plans
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on being in an accident.
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- How you both doing tonight?
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- You're being incredibly rude.
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We're in the middle of
a conversation here.
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- I'm sorry.
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I was just wondering if
I could start you two
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off with some drinks.
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- Well you should be.
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Now go away.
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We'll call you if you're needed.
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Can you believe the
nerve of that woman?
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- She's just doing her job.
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- Oh that's just an excuse.
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No one has any manners anymore.
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- I think you might be
overreacting a little bit.
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- You know what?
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You're right, I'm sorry.
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I guess I just must be nervous.
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Us meeting for the
first time and all.
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- It's okay.
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You have absolutely nothing
to be nervous about.
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- Thank you.
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You really are an
amazing person.
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- Now you said you work
in collections, right?
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- Yeah, that's right.
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I get to chase down the scumbags
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who don't pay their bills.
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- That sounds tough.
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- Not really.
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I just do it for the money.
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It's not my true
passion whatsoever.
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- What's your passion?
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- I volunteer at my church.
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My faith in God is
extremely important to me.
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- That's really nice.
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I'll bet that's
really rewarding.
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- It's extremely rewarding.
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My relationship with God
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is the most important
thing in my life.
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Do you have a relationship
with God, Richard?
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- I don't know if you
could it a relationship.
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I mean, I would consider
myself spiritual
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but... - Don't worry.
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We can fix that.
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So, Richard.
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Rick.
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Dick for short.
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Short dick Rick.
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I'm joking, of course.
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I don't care if you
have a short dick.
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I have a tiny vagina.
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- Miss, I think
we're ready to order.
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So, I know you said
that you've been single
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for about two years now.
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Have you had any luck whatsoever
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on meeting somebody on the site?
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- Not at all.
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They should call that
site Plenty of Losers
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because that's all
that's on there.
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Not you, of course.
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You're great.
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I'm talking about
everyone else on there.
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- No, no I get it.
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Trust me.
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I've had my fair
share of bad ones.
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- What's the worst
date you've ever had
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with someone on the site?
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- Well.
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I would have to say
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a girl I went out with
about two months ago.
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Before the waiter
even got to the table,
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she burst into tears
talking about how much
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she still loved her husband and
she didn't want the divorce.
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Could not be anymore awkward.
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- Yeah, that's a bad one.
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But I can top it.
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Last year I was seeing
this guy from the site,
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pretty much exclusively.
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Things were going
great, I thought,
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until I walked in on
him in the bathroom
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and he was shooting
up into his dick.
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Yeah.
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He claimed it was steroids,
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but I don't know,
could of been heroin.
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It was completely insane.
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So I just broke the
whole thing off.
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The relationship, I mean.
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Not his dick.
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- Wow.
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That is a bad one.
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- Yeah, and... took me
forever to get rid of him.
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Stupid asshole.
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He kept calling,
showing up at my house.
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I had to get a
restraining order.
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I kept telling him,
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Jeremy, leave me the hell alone.
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I don't want anything to do
with your creepy stalking
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and your drug
riddled meat stick.
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- So, if you could pick the
three best qualities about you,
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what would they be?
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- We're not really going
to do this, are we?
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- We don't have to.
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I just thought it
might a nice way
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to get to know each other.
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- Okay.
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I would have to say
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my sparkling personality,
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my stunning good looks,
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and I have a non-existent
Ray-Ray count.
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- What's a Ray-Ray count?
266
00:16:16,343 --> 00:16:17,820
- I don't fuck black guys.
267
00:16:17,844 --> 00:16:18,844
Never have.
268
00:16:22,649 --> 00:16:24,293
I'm really hate to do this
269
00:16:24,317 --> 00:16:26,629
but I have to use the restroom.
270
00:16:26,653 --> 00:16:28,521
- Sure, that's no problem.
271
00:16:28,588 --> 00:16:29,765
- I had three cups of
coffee this morning
272
00:16:29,789 --> 00:16:31,334
and it's starting to fight back,
273
00:16:31,358 --> 00:16:32,592
if you know what I mean.
274
00:16:32,992 --> 00:16:35,995
I think I just turned on
my Ronco Underwear Juicer.
275
00:16:37,697 --> 00:16:38,631
- Okay.
276
00:16:38,665 --> 00:16:39,842
Sure.
277
00:16:39,866 --> 00:16:41,201
- Thanks,
you're the best.
278
00:16:51,178 --> 00:16:53,813
- It's like how would
that have bearing on it
279
00:16:53,846 --> 00:16:55,758
one way or the other, you know?
280
00:16:55,782 --> 00:16:56,659
I don't know, he's nuts.
281
00:16:56,683 --> 00:16:57,763
Anyway, what's up with you?
282
00:16:59,018 --> 00:17:00,187
- You know what?
283
00:17:00,220 --> 00:17:01,497
I'm gonna run to the
restroom real quick, so.
284
00:17:01,521 --> 00:17:02,521
- Oh, okay.
285
00:17:03,723 --> 00:17:06,126
Don't fall in. - I'll be back.
286
00:17:09,529 --> 00:17:10,997
- Is it okay for
me to take these?
287
00:17:11,030 --> 00:17:12,608
- Yeah, thank you so much.
288
00:17:12,632 --> 00:17:15,135
By the way, I'm
really sorry about
289
00:17:15,167 --> 00:17:16,645
how my date treated you earlier.
290
00:17:16,669 --> 00:17:19,715
That was completely
uncalled for.
291
00:17:19,739 --> 00:17:22,008
- No worries, I
deal with all kinds.
292
00:17:22,040 --> 00:17:23,576
- Well, you shouldn't have to.
293
00:17:24,511 --> 00:17:26,389
Again, I'm sorry.
294
00:17:26,413 --> 00:17:27,646
- Well thank you.
295
00:17:27,680 --> 00:17:29,525
So how's the date
going, anyways?
296
00:17:29,549 --> 00:17:30,549
- Honestly.
297
00:17:31,651 --> 00:17:32,895
Not good.
298
00:17:34,554 --> 00:17:35,364
- Kinda figured.
299
00:17:35,388 --> 00:17:36,233
First date?
300
00:17:36,257 --> 00:17:37,490
- Yeah, yeah.
301
00:17:37,524 --> 00:17:38,801
- At least you found
out early, right?
302
00:17:38,825 --> 00:17:40,160
- True.
303
00:17:40,193 --> 00:17:41,970
It's just, we
seemed so compatible
304
00:17:41,994 --> 00:17:43,830
over the phone and text.
305
00:17:45,232 --> 00:17:47,234
- Nobody acts the way
they really are at first.
306
00:17:48,335 --> 00:17:49,645
- I guess.
307
00:17:49,669 --> 00:17:51,538
- Dating's tough these days.
308
00:17:51,571 --> 00:17:52,482
It's not it used to be.
309
00:17:52,506 --> 00:17:54,374
- You can say that again.
310
00:17:54,407 --> 00:17:55,884
- Is there a problem here?
311
00:17:55,908 --> 00:17:57,086
- Jesus, you scared me.
312
00:17:57,110 --> 00:18:00,089
- What the hell is
going on over here?
313
00:18:01,348 --> 00:18:03,383
- Our waitress was just
clearing the table.
314
00:18:03,416 --> 00:18:04,228
- That's bullshit.
315
00:18:04,252 --> 00:18:05,728
I'm gone for two minutes
316
00:18:05,752 --> 00:18:07,263
and I come back to find you
flirting with this bitch?
317
00:18:07,287 --> 00:18:09,598
- No, it wasn't
like that at all.
318
00:18:09,622 --> 00:18:11,858
- So you weren't
flirting with her?
319
00:18:11,891 --> 00:18:13,360
- Not in the least bit, no.
320
00:18:15,295 --> 00:18:16,463
- You heard him, tramp.
321
00:18:16,529 --> 00:18:17,529
Fuck off.
322
00:18:18,365 --> 00:18:19,532
- Ma'am, you have
323
00:18:19,566 --> 00:18:21,434
the wrong idea.
- I said, fuck off.
324
00:18:39,452 --> 00:18:41,120
If this is going to work,
325
00:18:41,154 --> 00:18:43,723
you're going to have to start
sticking up for yourself.
326
00:18:44,123 --> 00:18:47,794
I can't be around 24 hours a
day to defend you, you know?
327
00:18:50,330 --> 00:18:54,143
- I don't think this
is gonna work at all.
328
00:18:56,803 --> 00:19:00,082
- What are you talking about?
329
00:19:00,106 --> 00:19:01,274
- Look.
330
00:19:01,308 --> 00:19:05,053
You seem like a really
really nice girl.
331
00:19:05,077 --> 00:19:08,615
I just don't think that
you and I mesh well.
332
00:19:08,648 --> 00:19:11,460
- Mesh well, what the
hell does that mean?
333
00:19:11,484 --> 00:19:12,561
- I'm sorry.
334
00:19:12,585 --> 00:19:13,786
- You're sorry?
335
00:19:13,820 --> 00:19:15,631
What were the last
two weeks about?
336
00:19:15,655 --> 00:19:18,801
You certainly seemed to
think we meshed well then.
337
00:19:18,825 --> 00:19:21,670
- I know but you can't
really get a good feel
338
00:19:21,694 --> 00:19:23,095
for someone in text.
339
00:19:23,129 --> 00:19:24,440
You know what I'm saying?
340
00:19:24,464 --> 00:19:25,974
- So you were lying to me.
341
00:19:25,998 --> 00:19:27,667
- No, that's not what
I'm saying at all.
342
00:19:27,700 --> 00:19:28,644
It's just...
343
00:19:28,668 --> 00:19:29,636
- It's just what, motherfucker?
344
00:19:29,669 --> 00:19:31,170
Spit it out.
345
00:19:33,673 --> 00:19:36,175
- I don't think we should
see each other again.
346
00:19:41,648 --> 00:19:43,316
- Come on, Richard.
347
00:19:43,350 --> 00:19:45,361
You don't really
mean that, do you?
348
00:19:45,385 --> 00:19:48,321
- I'm sorry, Renee,
yeah I really do.
349
00:19:51,691 --> 00:19:52,691
- Richard.
350
00:19:57,897 --> 00:19:59,832
- That's inappropriate.
351
00:20:01,301 --> 00:20:03,279
- You son of a bitch.
352
00:20:03,303 --> 00:20:05,113
You shower me with affection,
353
00:20:05,137 --> 00:20:07,006
you make me fall
in love with you
354
00:20:07,039 --> 00:20:08,651
and then you pull this shit.
355
00:20:08,675 --> 00:20:10,843
- Make you fall in love with me?
356
00:20:10,877 --> 00:20:12,555
We've been talking
for like two weeks.
357
00:20:12,579 --> 00:20:13,856
- Don't interrupt me.
358
00:20:13,880 --> 00:20:15,081
You're just a fuck boy.
359
00:20:16,349 --> 00:20:17,726
- A fuck boy?
360
00:20:17,750 --> 00:20:18,562
Really?
361
00:20:18,586 --> 00:20:19,819
- Really.
362
00:20:19,852 --> 00:20:22,231
You just want to fuck
with a girl's emotions.
363
00:20:22,255 --> 00:20:25,568
Well I'm not gonna
let that happen.
364
00:20:25,592 --> 00:20:28,160
You and I have something
really special here.
365
00:20:29,396 --> 00:20:32,040
Something that doesn't
come along very often
366
00:20:32,064 --> 00:20:33,509
and I'm not gonna
let you throw it away
367
00:20:33,533 --> 00:20:35,268
because of your idiocy.
368
00:20:38,738 --> 00:20:40,316
- Right.
369
00:20:40,340 --> 00:20:42,485
Miss, can we get
the check please?
370
00:20:43,943 --> 00:20:45,678
- So will this be
separate checks?
371
00:20:45,712 --> 00:20:48,156
- You're making a big mistake.
372
00:20:48,180 --> 00:20:49,716
- No, it's okay, I've got it.
373
00:20:49,749 --> 00:20:51,560
- It's no trouble, really.
374
00:21:36,896 --> 00:21:38,230
- Nobody move.
375
00:21:38,264 --> 00:21:40,833
Shut the fuck up, sit down now!
376
00:21:52,144 --> 00:21:54,180
Don't even try it, fat boy.
377
00:21:54,246 --> 00:21:56,224
I'll end you right there.
378
00:22:08,094 --> 00:22:11,407
You know, I think our
date might be derailed.
379
00:22:11,431 --> 00:22:12,932
What do you say we start over?
380
00:22:14,333 --> 00:22:16,803
- Please, don't do this.
381
00:22:18,004 --> 00:22:19,004
- Do what?
382
00:22:20,673 --> 00:22:23,118
- You have to let
these people go.
383
00:22:23,142 --> 00:22:24,353
- No, I don't.
384
00:22:24,377 --> 00:22:27,213
I don't have to do
anything expect breathe.
385
00:22:30,517 --> 00:22:33,185
- I'm asking you to
please put the gun down.
386
00:22:36,656 --> 00:22:38,266
- I may be willing
to consider that
387
00:22:38,290 --> 00:22:40,993
but we have to finish
our date first.
388
00:22:42,361 --> 00:22:45,532
I mean, you asked
me out, I'm here.
389
00:22:46,533 --> 00:22:48,234
It would be rude
not to continue.
390
00:22:49,702 --> 00:22:53,005
Besides, we haven't
even had dessert yet.
391
00:22:55,174 --> 00:22:56,719
- You're insane.
392
00:22:56,743 --> 00:22:57,743
- Am I?
393
00:22:58,745 --> 00:23:01,380
You pursued me online,
if I'm not mistaken.
394
00:23:02,549 --> 00:23:05,528
You ranted about
how beautiful I was.
395
00:23:05,552 --> 00:23:07,219
About how much we had in common.
396
00:23:08,488 --> 00:23:11,491
How I was everything
you were looking for.
397
00:23:12,725 --> 00:23:13,902
Fuck, Richard.
398
00:23:13,926 --> 00:23:15,595
You even talked
to me about kids.
399
00:23:15,662 --> 00:23:17,830
- You asked me what
I thought about kids
400
00:23:17,864 --> 00:23:21,810
and I said I liked them.
401
00:23:21,834 --> 00:23:23,211
- Don't backpedal.
402
00:23:23,235 --> 00:23:24,904
You know what I
was talking about.
403
00:23:26,372 --> 00:23:29,041
- Just because we've been
talking for two weeks,
404
00:23:29,075 --> 00:23:31,186
that does not make
us soul mates.
405
00:23:31,210 --> 00:23:33,388
It takes time to get
to know each other
406
00:23:33,412 --> 00:23:34,781
in order for that to happen.
407
00:23:35,915 --> 00:23:38,050
- No, that's not
what you said online.
408
00:23:38,084 --> 00:23:41,229
You said there was no
time limit on love.
409
00:23:41,253 --> 00:23:42,898
- People say a lot of things
410
00:23:42,922 --> 00:23:44,900
when they're getting
to know each other.
411
00:23:44,924 --> 00:23:46,201
- So you
were lying to me?
412
00:23:46,225 --> 00:23:48,437
- No, I'm not saying that.
413
00:23:48,461 --> 00:23:49,438
- Then what
are you saying.
414
00:23:49,462 --> 00:23:50,462
- I'm saying...
415
00:23:52,599 --> 00:23:55,077
I'm saying that sometimes
416
00:23:55,101 --> 00:23:57,079
when you're getting
to know someone new
417
00:23:57,103 --> 00:23:58,270
that you want to impress
418
00:23:59,472 --> 00:24:03,275
you say some things
that may not be untrue
419
00:24:04,143 --> 00:24:06,589
but, they might be exaggerated
420
00:24:06,613 --> 00:24:08,280
in order to appear
more important.
421
00:24:10,116 --> 00:24:11,426
- I don't.
422
00:24:11,450 --> 00:24:12,361
- Everybody does.
423
00:24:12,385 --> 00:24:13,786
It's not a slight against you.
424
00:24:15,121 --> 00:24:16,231
- That's all fine and dandy
425
00:24:16,255 --> 00:24:17,824
but I'm telling you, I don't.
426
00:24:22,228 --> 00:24:23,062
- All right.
427
00:24:23,095 --> 00:24:24,740
How bout this then?
428
00:24:24,764 --> 00:24:26,232
You murdered that waitress.
429
00:24:27,800 --> 00:24:28,612
- She had it coming.
430
00:24:28,636 --> 00:24:30,069
She was a fucking cunt.
431
00:24:30,436 --> 00:24:33,439
- You also said the
most important part
432
00:24:33,472 --> 00:24:37,443
of your life was your
relationship with God.
433
00:24:37,810 --> 00:24:40,288
How can you possibly have
a relationship with God
434
00:24:40,312 --> 00:24:43,182
when you have no
problem breaking one
of his commandments?
435
00:24:44,651 --> 00:24:46,228
A big one.
436
00:24:57,797 --> 00:24:59,842
- How dare you question
my relationship with God,
437
00:24:59,866 --> 00:25:01,133
you son of a bitch?
438
00:25:01,167 --> 00:25:03,411
My faith in God runs
deeper than anything
439
00:25:03,435 --> 00:25:06,138
your pathetic life has
ever had to endure.
440
00:25:13,846 --> 00:25:15,323
Maybe you should
just keep in mind
441
00:25:15,347 --> 00:25:17,492
that it was my
relationship with God
442
00:25:17,516 --> 00:25:19,686
that brought us together
in the first place.
443
00:25:21,854 --> 00:25:23,155
He brought us together
444
00:25:23,189 --> 00:25:25,658
as a reward for my loyalty.
445
00:25:28,561 --> 00:25:31,397
Something to think about,
huh mister fucking spiritual?
446
00:25:48,380 --> 00:25:50,983
Oh my God.
447
00:26:02,228 --> 00:26:04,263
She's an angel.
448
00:26:04,330 --> 00:26:06,065
An angel sent
straight from heaven.
449
00:26:07,233 --> 00:26:08,601
What's your name, beautiful?
450
00:26:09,836 --> 00:26:10,747
- Her name is...
451
00:26:10,771 --> 00:26:12,104
- I didn't ask you, bitch.
452
00:26:13,873 --> 00:26:15,107
- It's okay, baby.
453
00:26:18,678 --> 00:26:20,255
- Sophia.
454
00:26:20,279 --> 00:26:21,279
- Sophia.
455
00:26:22,548 --> 00:26:26,385
That's a beautiful name for
a beautiful little girl.
456
00:26:26,418 --> 00:26:27,954
How old are you, Sophia?
457
00:26:28,855 --> 00:26:29,855
- Eight.
458
00:26:30,556 --> 00:26:32,892
- Wow, eight.
459
00:26:32,925 --> 00:26:34,426
You're a big girl, aren't you?
460
00:26:36,062 --> 00:26:37,630
Do you believe in Jesus, Sophia?
461
00:26:40,733 --> 00:26:42,902
Young lady, an adult
asked you a question.
462
00:26:47,373 --> 00:26:48,373
- Yes.
463
00:26:50,442 --> 00:26:51,920
- That's good.
464
00:26:51,944 --> 00:26:53,145
That's really good.
465
00:26:54,313 --> 00:26:56,983
Because you're gonna
get to meet him tonight,
466
00:26:57,049 --> 00:26:58,049
real soon.
467
00:26:59,986 --> 00:27:00,986
- Hey!
468
00:27:02,288 --> 00:27:04,991
I don't know who the
fuck you think you are.
469
00:27:05,057 --> 00:27:07,093
Getting a little tired
of this horseshit.
470
00:27:08,895 --> 00:27:11,940
Look, I'm sorry you can't
find a fella to fit the bill.
471
00:27:11,964 --> 00:27:13,065
Life sucks.
472
00:27:14,967 --> 00:27:17,479
That aint that
little girl's fault.
473
00:27:17,503 --> 00:27:19,438
It's none of our fault.
474
00:27:19,471 --> 00:27:21,984
You're already in
over your head here.
475
00:27:22,008 --> 00:27:24,110
Why don't you put that gun down
476
00:27:24,143 --> 00:27:25,511
and just stop this nonsense?
477
00:27:32,018 --> 00:27:33,585
Come on now, sugar.
478
00:27:44,997 --> 00:27:47,133
- Shut the fuck up!
479
00:27:47,166 --> 00:27:48,835
Everybody shut the fuck up now!
480
00:27:50,169 --> 00:27:52,314
I want you all to
take a good long look
481
00:27:52,338 --> 00:27:53,816
at mister tough guy over there.
482
00:27:54,874 --> 00:27:55,874
Look at him.
483
00:27:58,778 --> 00:27:59,979
Now look at Richard here.
484
00:28:01,213 --> 00:28:03,482
Remember his face.
485
00:28:04,817 --> 00:28:08,020
Etch in your brains.
486
00:28:09,688 --> 00:28:12,524
Because he's the reason you
all are going to die tonight.
487
00:28:13,893 --> 00:28:17,296
He's the reason you'll never
see your families again.
488
00:28:17,329 --> 00:28:19,341
- Renee, this is absurd.
489
00:28:20,199 --> 00:28:21,199
- Is it?
490
00:28:22,201 --> 00:28:24,303
You brought this
hell on yourself.
491
00:28:24,336 --> 00:28:26,381
Your lies and deception
492
00:28:26,405 --> 00:28:29,175
are what put you
in this position.
493
00:28:29,208 --> 00:28:31,477
- But I didn't do anything.
494
00:28:32,544 --> 00:28:34,146
- Yes, you did.
495
00:28:34,180 --> 00:28:36,682
Yes, you did.
496
00:28:37,817 --> 00:28:39,351
And now you're
going to pay for it.
497
00:28:40,586 --> 00:28:43,198
These acts can't go unpunished.
498
00:28:43,222 --> 00:28:44,824
You can't lie to people.
499
00:28:46,025 --> 00:28:47,736
Not about love.
500
00:28:47,760 --> 00:28:50,763
Especially not about love.
501
00:28:54,000 --> 00:28:55,000
- But I didn't lie.
502
00:28:57,269 --> 00:28:58,504
I do love you.
503
00:29:02,741 --> 00:29:03,741
- What you say?
504
00:29:07,746 --> 00:29:09,248
- I meant what I said.
505
00:29:10,749 --> 00:29:12,084
I do love you.
506
00:29:13,719 --> 00:29:14,887
I was just afraid.
507
00:29:16,555 --> 00:29:17,890
Afraid of being hurt again.
508
00:29:19,525 --> 00:29:21,193
Hell, maybe I was
afraid of being happy.
509
00:29:21,227 --> 00:29:22,227
I don't know.
510
00:29:23,695 --> 00:29:25,197
But you've shown me, Renee.
511
00:29:26,598 --> 00:29:29,577
You've shown me that if
someone can be as passionate
512
00:29:29,601 --> 00:29:30,870
about love as you are,
513
00:29:33,039 --> 00:29:34,640
maybe it's worth
taking a chance.
514
00:29:50,957 --> 00:29:53,993
Is it okay if I hold
you, sweetheart?
515
00:29:55,127 --> 00:29:56,628
- Of course it is.
516
00:30:06,072 --> 00:30:06,950
You see?
517
00:30:06,974 --> 00:30:08,807
You see how wonderful this is?
518
00:30:39,671 --> 00:30:41,340
You asshole.
519
00:30:41,373 --> 00:30:44,376
You stupid stupid asshole.
520
00:30:45,878 --> 00:30:47,189
I would of given you anything.
521
00:30:47,213 --> 00:30:48,547
You could of had everything.
522
00:30:49,548 --> 00:30:51,193
But that's all over now.
523
00:30:51,217 --> 00:30:52,484
How does it feel to know
524
00:30:52,518 --> 00:30:54,362
that last thing you
did with your life
525
00:30:54,386 --> 00:30:56,555
was kill a room full
of innocent people
526
00:30:56,622 --> 00:30:58,290
all because you were too stupid
527
00:30:58,324 --> 00:30:59,834
to recognize the best thing
528
00:30:59,858 --> 00:31:00,993
that ever happened to you.
529
00:31:02,028 --> 00:31:03,028
You're fucked.
530
00:31:34,726 --> 00:31:37,096
- Relax, try not to move.
531
00:31:40,399 --> 00:31:42,168
Now, this might
sting for a second.
532
00:31:47,339 --> 00:31:48,339
- Where's Renee?
533
00:31:50,676 --> 00:31:51,743
- She didn't make it.
534
00:31:55,114 --> 00:31:56,548
- I don't know what happened.
535
00:31:57,416 --> 00:31:58,784
- It's okay.
536
00:31:58,850 --> 00:32:00,262
We do.
537
00:32:00,286 --> 00:32:01,286
Just take it easy.
538
00:32:02,854 --> 00:32:04,723
- Thank you so much.
539
00:32:06,225 --> 00:32:07,225
- Trust me.
540
00:32:08,260 --> 00:32:10,572
There's no need to
thank me at all.
541
00:32:10,596 --> 00:32:13,599
Hell, I'm not even a paramedic.
542
00:32:16,969 --> 00:32:18,404
- What?
543
00:32:18,437 --> 00:32:20,282
- The names Jeremy, by the way.
544
00:32:20,306 --> 00:32:21,607
I hope she mentioned me.
545
00:32:23,609 --> 00:32:24,786
- What?
546
00:32:24,810 --> 00:32:26,812
- She was truly
one of a kind, man.
547
00:32:28,814 --> 00:32:30,916
She was everything to me.
548
00:32:33,585 --> 00:32:35,654
And you took her from me.
549
00:32:38,090 --> 00:32:39,891
Now that can't go unpunished.
550
00:32:41,827 --> 00:32:43,662
But don't you worry.
551
00:32:44,796 --> 00:32:46,065
It will all be over soon.
552
00:32:50,236 --> 00:32:51,713
Night night.
553
00:33:01,780 --> 00:33:02,658
- Wow.
554
00:33:02,682 --> 00:33:03,791
You sure do know to pick 'em,
555
00:33:03,815 --> 00:33:05,017
don't you, Rick?
556
00:33:05,084 --> 00:33:06,752
- Do you understand now?
557
00:33:06,785 --> 00:33:09,431
I didn't do anything wrong.
558
00:33:09,455 --> 00:33:11,623
I mean, hell, I'm
the victim here.
559
00:33:11,657 --> 00:33:13,492
- It's funny, now
that I think of it.
560
00:33:14,626 --> 00:33:16,638
I remember meeting your
girl Renee down here
561
00:33:16,662 --> 00:33:17,463
not too long ago.
562
00:33:17,496 --> 00:33:18,806
She was nice.
563
00:33:18,830 --> 00:33:21,476
You know, a little bit
on the dramatic side.
564
00:33:21,500 --> 00:33:24,002
We love getting those religious
types down here, though.
565
00:33:24,036 --> 00:33:26,638
The boss really considers
it a personal win.
566
00:33:28,507 --> 00:33:29,808
- So can I go?
567
00:33:29,841 --> 00:33:31,086
- It's such a tragedy.
568
00:33:31,110 --> 00:33:33,812
I mean all you wanted to
do was meet a nice girl,
569
00:33:33,845 --> 00:33:36,324
maybe get a little
bit of strange
570
00:33:36,348 --> 00:33:37,825
and you had to die over it, man.
571
00:33:37,849 --> 00:33:39,485
Am I right?
572
00:33:39,518 --> 00:33:41,429
- Can I go?
573
00:33:41,453 --> 00:33:43,289
- Just one more
question, if I could.
574
00:33:44,656 --> 00:33:46,658
As far as your
death was concerned,
575
00:33:47,025 --> 00:33:48,327
how did Marcy take it?
576
00:33:50,229 --> 00:33:51,673
- Excuse me?
577
00:33:51,697 --> 00:33:53,199
- You know, Marcy.
578
00:33:54,066 --> 00:33:55,066
Your wife.
579
00:33:59,205 --> 00:34:00,315
It says here you two
would have celebrated
580
00:34:00,339 --> 00:34:02,708
your 13 year anniversary
this September.
581
00:34:05,977 --> 00:34:07,146
It's such a shame,
582
00:34:07,179 --> 00:34:09,014
especially with
having kids so young.
583
00:34:10,081 --> 00:34:11,293
I'm sure she totally understood
584
00:34:11,317 --> 00:34:12,693
about the whole
Renee thing, though.
585
00:34:12,717 --> 00:34:15,730
After all, she did
support you for two years
586
00:34:15,754 --> 00:34:18,190
while you worked on your
novel you never finished
587
00:34:18,224 --> 00:34:20,367
with that harlequin
with the nicely
588
00:34:20,391 --> 00:34:21,336
oiled up man on the cover.
589
00:34:21,360 --> 00:34:22,360
- Look.
590
00:34:23,661 --> 00:34:28,033
I may not have been the
most faithful husband
591
00:34:29,235 --> 00:34:31,770
but that doesn't make
me a horrible person.
I mean...
592
00:34:32,070 --> 00:34:34,039
is infidelity even really a sin?
593
00:34:34,072 --> 00:34:35,217
- Oh who could tell anymore?
594
00:34:35,241 --> 00:34:37,409
I mean the rules change
from week to week.
595
00:34:38,344 --> 00:34:39,545
I will tell you this, though.
596
00:34:39,578 --> 00:34:42,514
Habitual cheating, not
a very nice thing to do.
597
00:34:43,915 --> 00:34:45,327
You know something, I
think you're gonna fit in
598
00:34:45,351 --> 00:34:46,518
down here just fine.
599
00:34:48,920 --> 00:34:50,097
I tell ya what, though.
600
00:34:50,121 --> 00:34:52,190
I'd be more than happy
to pull a couple strings
601
00:34:52,224 --> 00:34:53,434
to make sure you and Renee
602
00:34:53,458 --> 00:34:56,238
get to spend a little
quality time together.
603
00:34:56,262 --> 00:34:58,964
After all, you're
soulmates, right?
604
00:35:09,375 --> 00:35:10,375
Bye bye.
605
00:35:13,612 --> 00:35:15,357
All right, Lilith,
can you please bring
606
00:35:15,381 --> 00:35:16,548
in our next contestant?
607
00:35:18,784 --> 00:35:20,024
- On the way, Gregory.
608
00:35:23,655 --> 00:35:24,590
- Thank you so much.
609
00:35:24,623 --> 00:35:25,791
I appreciate it.
610
00:35:27,659 --> 00:35:28,659
All right.
611
00:35:30,296 --> 00:35:32,631
So, Mr. Justin Parker, right?
612
00:35:33,665 --> 00:35:34,642
- Yeah.
613
00:35:34,666 --> 00:35:35,667
- Well, young man.
614
00:35:35,734 --> 00:35:37,312
My name is Gregory Asmodeus
615
00:35:37,336 --> 00:35:39,971
and I'll be serving as
counsel for your case.
616
00:35:41,106 --> 00:35:42,717
I take it our welcome committee
617
00:35:42,741 --> 00:35:44,943
has brought you up to speed?
618
00:35:44,976 --> 00:35:45,788
- No.
619
00:35:45,812 --> 00:35:47,255
- That's all right.
620
00:35:47,279 --> 00:35:49,224
So you can pretty much think
of me as your attorney.
621
00:35:49,248 --> 00:35:50,582
The opposing attorney,
622
00:35:52,418 --> 00:35:55,254
the judge, and the executioner.
623
00:35:58,990 --> 00:36:00,768
But seriously, you got
nothing to worry about.
624
00:36:00,792 --> 00:36:02,970
We already know you're guilty.
625
00:36:02,994 --> 00:36:04,763
Just a matter of
trying to figure out
626
00:36:04,796 --> 00:36:06,274
where you fit into our
little company here.
627
00:36:06,298 --> 00:36:07,333
You know what I mean?
628
00:36:09,635 --> 00:36:11,913
- No, I don't.
629
00:36:11,937 --> 00:36:13,181
What am I guilty of?
630
00:36:13,205 --> 00:36:14,340
- All in due time.
631
00:36:15,941 --> 00:36:17,151
For now, why don't we talk about
632
00:36:17,175 --> 00:36:19,211
what brought you here
in the first place?
633
00:36:21,380 --> 00:36:22,624
- What brought me here
in the first place?
634
00:36:22,648 --> 00:36:24,091
I don't even know
how I got here.
635
00:36:24,115 --> 00:36:27,829
- Now, everybody's experience
is a little bit different.
636
00:36:27,853 --> 00:36:29,555
Why do you say we go
over your file here
637
00:36:29,621 --> 00:36:32,200
and see if we can't
sort this out together.
638
00:36:32,224 --> 00:36:33,559
That sound good?
639
00:37:00,151 --> 00:37:01,687
- Hello?
640
00:37:01,720 --> 00:37:03,164
- Hey, baby.
641
00:37:03,188 --> 00:37:04,499
It's me.
642
00:37:04,523 --> 00:37:05,857
We need to talk.
643
00:37:07,225 --> 00:37:09,861
Do me a favor, meet me
at the barn where we met.
644
00:37:10,929 --> 00:37:12,664
I'll tell you about it then.
645
00:37:12,698 --> 00:37:14,366
- That sounds kinda sketchy.
646
00:37:15,701 --> 00:37:16,978
- You have to trust
me on this one, okay,
647
00:37:17,002 --> 00:37:18,002
just meet me there.
648
00:37:19,571 --> 00:37:22,016
- Okay, just
give me a half hour.
649
00:37:22,040 --> 00:37:23,040
- Okay.
650
00:37:23,775 --> 00:37:24,775
I'll see you soon.
651
00:37:55,407 --> 00:37:56,407
- Justin?
652
00:37:59,110 --> 00:38:00,110
Justin?
653
00:39:40,579 --> 00:39:41,579
- Iris?
654
00:39:44,349 --> 00:39:45,349
Iris?
655
00:40:43,975 --> 00:40:45,711
- Okay, you ready?
656
00:40:45,744 --> 00:40:46,744
- Yup.
657
00:40:48,079 --> 00:40:49,290
- We can turn around.
658
00:40:49,314 --> 00:40:51,292
You can back out right now.
659
00:40:51,316 --> 00:40:52,627
I'm not gonna judge you.
660
00:40:52,651 --> 00:40:55,220
- Why would
I want to do that?
661
00:40:55,253 --> 00:40:57,255
- It's just been awhile
662
00:40:57,288 --> 00:40:59,257
since I brought anyone
home to meet her.
663
00:41:00,726 --> 00:41:02,136
- I'm really
excited to meet her.
664
00:41:02,160 --> 00:41:03,895
- I'm glad you are,
'cause I'm not.
665
00:41:05,997 --> 00:41:08,133
Just don't say I
didn't warn you, okay?
666
00:41:26,652 --> 00:41:27,653
- Justin.
667
00:41:27,686 --> 00:41:29,420
Oh baby.
668
00:41:29,454 --> 00:41:30,265
- Hey, Mom.
669
00:41:30,289 --> 00:41:31,657
- Oh you made it.
670
00:41:32,658 --> 00:41:35,169
Oh, baby.
671
00:41:35,193 --> 00:41:36,261
It's so good to see you.
672
00:41:36,294 --> 00:41:37,663
- Good to see you, too, Mom.
673
00:41:38,864 --> 00:41:41,800
- And this must be
darling Brittany.
674
00:41:41,833 --> 00:41:44,135
- It's really nice to
meet you, Mrs. Parker.
675
00:41:46,705 --> 00:41:48,974
- Oh it's Ms. Parker,
unfortunately.
676
00:41:52,010 --> 00:41:53,812
Why don't you come in?
677
00:42:08,727 --> 00:42:10,128
So.
678
00:42:11,362 --> 00:42:14,341
Justin told me you
two met at school.
679
00:42:14,365 --> 00:42:15,810
- Yup.
680
00:42:15,834 --> 00:42:18,880
We were in the same dorms,
just different halls.
681
00:42:18,904 --> 00:42:21,239
We ran right into each other.
682
00:42:22,373 --> 00:42:24,209
- Literally, ran
right into each other.
683
00:42:24,509 --> 00:42:26,453
Our textbooks went
flying everywhere.
684
00:42:26,477 --> 00:42:28,013
We knocked Wilson's coffee over.
685
00:42:28,046 --> 00:42:29,047
- Oh yeah.
686
00:42:30,816 --> 00:42:31,983
- That's sweet.
687
00:42:32,017 --> 00:42:34,720
So, what it was
love at first crash?
688
00:42:35,721 --> 00:42:37,999
- I guess you could say that.
689
00:42:38,023 --> 00:42:41,359
There was just
something about him.
690
00:42:45,163 --> 00:42:46,497
- There certainly is.
691
00:42:51,269 --> 00:42:52,671
Isn't that sweet?
692
00:42:58,744 --> 00:43:01,346
- So, if you don't
mind me asking,
693
00:43:02,413 --> 00:43:04,249
how long has Justin's
dad been gone?
694
00:43:06,852 --> 00:43:08,453
- That's a personal question.
695
00:43:11,957 --> 00:43:15,269
A lady doesn't ask another
lady a personal question
696
00:43:15,293 --> 00:43:16,561
like that, does she?
697
00:43:18,263 --> 00:43:19,073
- I am so sorry.
698
00:43:19,097 --> 00:43:19,907
You're right.
699
00:43:19,931 --> 00:43:20,931
I'll change the subject.
700
00:43:23,134 --> 00:43:24,703
- No, it's fine.
701
00:43:24,736 --> 00:43:25,736
I'll answer.
702
00:43:28,373 --> 00:43:32,519
Justin's father was
murdered 10 years ago
703
00:43:32,543 --> 00:43:33,979
in a serial killing spree.
704
00:43:39,050 --> 00:43:41,720
- Oh my God, that's horrible.
705
00:43:46,157 --> 00:43:47,157
- Yes.
706
00:43:47,993 --> 00:43:48,993
It was.
707
00:43:52,097 --> 00:43:55,943
And ever since that night
I've done everything I can
708
00:43:55,967 --> 00:43:59,805
to make sure my little
boy is taken care of.
709
00:44:02,674 --> 00:44:04,275
- You sound like an amazing mom.
710
00:44:06,444 --> 00:44:07,889
- Thank you.
711
00:44:07,913 --> 00:44:08,947
Oh, Justin.
712
00:44:10,148 --> 00:44:11,817
Think I'm starting
to like this one.
713
00:44:14,585 --> 00:44:15,730
- What, have you had any trouble
714
00:44:15,754 --> 00:44:17,288
with any of his
previous girlfriends?
715
00:44:18,656 --> 00:44:19,691
- Well, you know.
716
00:44:20,992 --> 00:44:22,761
A mother and her only child.
717
00:44:24,129 --> 00:44:26,664
The love, the expectations.
718
00:44:28,333 --> 00:44:29,701
No one can live up.
719
00:44:50,355 --> 00:44:51,556
Dinner's ready.
720
00:44:56,694 --> 00:44:57,695
- Thank God.
721
00:44:59,197 --> 00:45:00,197
You okay?
722
00:45:01,066 --> 00:45:02,133
- Yes.
723
00:45:02,167 --> 00:45:02,977
Stop freaking out.
724
00:45:03,001 --> 00:45:04,001
Everything is great.
725
00:45:05,036 --> 00:45:06,738
- Just got to make sure.
726
00:45:06,805 --> 00:45:09,574
My mom can be a
little intimidating.
727
00:45:10,508 --> 00:45:12,153
- She's a big sweetheart.
728
00:45:12,177 --> 00:45:14,989
Especially compared to
my last boyfriend's mom.
729
00:45:15,013 --> 00:45:15,823
- Really?
730
00:45:15,847 --> 00:45:16,847
- Oh yeah.
731
00:45:18,016 --> 00:45:19,017
- Okay, good.
732
00:45:20,051 --> 00:45:21,528
Come on, let's go eat.
733
00:45:21,552 --> 00:45:22,754
My moms a hell of a cook.
734
00:45:26,191 --> 00:45:28,335
- Thank you so much
for dinner, Ms. Parker.
735
00:45:28,359 --> 00:45:29,861
Everything was delicious.
736
00:45:31,062 --> 00:45:32,062
- Sure.
737
00:45:33,765 --> 00:45:35,200
- So.
738
00:45:35,233 --> 00:45:37,568
What was Justin like as a kid?
739
00:45:39,170 --> 00:45:42,874
- He was a little trouble maker.
740
00:45:42,908 --> 00:45:43,909
- I'll bet he was.
741
00:45:44,910 --> 00:45:46,111
- Come on, Mom.
742
00:45:46,177 --> 00:45:47,497
Can we please not
talk about that?
743
00:45:48,579 --> 00:45:50,424
- She brought it up.
744
00:45:50,448 --> 00:45:54,019
- Yeah, I'd like to
know more about him.
745
00:45:54,052 --> 00:45:56,397
How was he with the ladies?
746
00:45:56,421 --> 00:45:58,689
- He was very popular.
747
00:46:00,291 --> 00:46:03,761
He had like four
girlfriends in high school.
748
00:46:05,030 --> 00:46:06,030
- Just four?
749
00:46:07,365 --> 00:46:10,577
- He was a very serious dater.
750
00:46:10,601 --> 00:46:11,870
When he was with someone,
751
00:46:11,903 --> 00:46:13,263
he'd be with them
for about a year.
752
00:46:14,139 --> 00:46:15,373
- Then what would happen?
753
00:46:17,442 --> 00:46:18,643
- They'd break his heart.
754
00:46:21,579 --> 00:46:22,579
- Oh.
755
00:46:23,748 --> 00:46:25,750
I'm sorry to hear that.
756
00:46:33,959 --> 00:46:36,561
- Can we please talk about
something else, anything?
757
00:46:38,229 --> 00:46:40,265
- Actually, may I be excused?
758
00:46:40,298 --> 00:46:42,467
I need to use the restroom.
759
00:46:43,734 --> 00:46:45,279
- It's right down the hall,
760
00:46:45,303 --> 00:46:47,281
second door on the left.
761
00:46:47,305 --> 00:46:48,305
- Thank you.
762
00:46:56,147 --> 00:46:57,147
- What?
763
00:46:58,917 --> 00:47:00,251
What's wrong with this one?
764
00:47:03,621 --> 00:47:04,990
- Do you want me to be honest?
765
00:47:06,657 --> 00:47:08,169
I think she's a little fake.
766
00:47:08,193 --> 00:47:09,260
- A little fake?
767
00:47:09,294 --> 00:47:10,172
- Yeah.
768
00:47:10,196 --> 00:47:11,973
- You said she was a sweetheart.
769
00:47:11,997 --> 00:47:13,098
- I can be fake, too.
770
00:47:15,166 --> 00:47:16,643
- Here we go, once again.
771
00:47:16,667 --> 00:47:19,013
No one is ever gonna be good
enough for you, are they?
772
00:47:19,037 --> 00:47:20,037
- No.
773
00:47:20,972 --> 00:47:21,850
No.
774
00:47:21,874 --> 00:47:23,174
Of course they aren't, baby.
775
00:47:28,679 --> 00:47:30,091
- Shit, Christ, it's work.
776
00:47:30,115 --> 00:47:31,282
I gotta take this.
777
00:47:32,984 --> 00:47:34,996
- Why don't you go
ahead and run outside
778
00:47:35,020 --> 00:47:36,521
so you can have some privacy.
779
00:47:59,810 --> 00:48:01,046
- Where's Justin?
780
00:48:03,314 --> 00:48:04,715
- He went outside
781
00:48:06,817 --> 00:48:07,885
to take a work call.
782
00:48:20,598 --> 00:48:22,100
- Dinner really was great.
783
00:48:22,167 --> 00:48:23,534
Thank you again so much.
784
00:48:24,402 --> 00:48:25,402
- Sure.
785
00:48:36,181 --> 00:48:39,350
- Can I ask you something?
786
00:48:41,786 --> 00:48:42,786
- Sure.
787
00:48:44,689 --> 00:48:47,358
- How can you hate me when
you don't even know me?
788
00:48:51,796 --> 00:48:52,796
- I never said.
789
00:48:56,767 --> 00:48:57,969
I never said I hated you.
790
00:49:01,139 --> 00:49:02,907
- You didn't have to.
791
00:49:27,598 --> 00:49:28,598
- Brittany.
792
00:49:30,301 --> 00:49:34,505
My son and I share
a special bond.
793
00:49:37,675 --> 00:49:39,444
I would do anything for him.
794
00:49:53,791 --> 00:49:57,438
And over the years
I have seen a parade
795
00:49:57,462 --> 00:50:00,798
of young women walking
through that door
796
00:50:00,831 --> 00:50:03,344
vying for my son's attention.
797
00:50:21,519 --> 00:50:24,798
Do you want to know
what every single one
798
00:50:24,822 --> 00:50:26,824
of those girls had in common?
799
00:50:28,659 --> 00:50:30,437
- What?
800
00:50:48,379 --> 00:50:49,714
- They all disappeared.
801
00:50:50,915 --> 00:50:53,084
Leaving him heartbroken.
802
00:50:55,052 --> 00:50:57,988
I've seen my son's heart
broken too many times
803
00:50:58,022 --> 00:51:00,825
to just blindly accept
anyone who walks in his life.
804
00:51:07,064 --> 00:51:10,735
- I completely understand
where you're coming from.
805
00:51:12,036 --> 00:51:15,082
I'm telling you
that I love your son
806
00:51:15,106 --> 00:51:16,507
with all my heart.
807
00:51:17,875 --> 00:51:21,011
I've never met anyone like him.
808
00:51:23,013 --> 00:51:26,050
I want to spend every
waking minute with him.
809
00:51:29,120 --> 00:51:30,688
He's all I ever think about.
810
00:51:35,293 --> 00:51:37,962
It's important to me
that you trust me.
811
00:51:40,631 --> 00:51:41,631
- Trust.
812
00:51:44,769 --> 00:51:45,769
Okay.
813
00:52:02,453 --> 00:52:05,590
You want me to trust you?
814
00:52:08,125 --> 00:52:09,125
Fine.
815
00:52:10,428 --> 00:52:11,428
Let's test that.
816
00:52:13,631 --> 00:52:14,932
You brought it up earlier.
817
00:52:16,401 --> 00:52:19,470
You really want to know what
happened to Justin's father?
818
00:52:21,639 --> 00:52:22,639
- Okay.
819
00:52:25,310 --> 00:52:28,646
- Would you consider
yourself a religious woman?
820
00:52:29,814 --> 00:52:34,018
- I wouldn't consider
myself religious, no.
821
00:52:34,084 --> 00:52:35,253
Spiritual, maybe.
822
00:52:36,454 --> 00:52:38,131
I'm embarrassed to admit
I'm a bit too ignorant
823
00:52:38,155 --> 00:52:40,157
on the subject to
consider myself religious.
824
00:52:40,858 --> 00:52:41,858
I mean...
825
00:52:42,026 --> 00:52:45,095
I do believe there's some sort
of higher power, I just...
826
00:52:45,430 --> 00:52:46,964
don't know what that would be.
827
00:52:48,999 --> 00:52:49,999
- Right, well.
828
00:52:52,270 --> 00:52:57,208
When I was young, I had
the same mindset as you.
829
00:52:59,043 --> 00:53:00,211
I was lost.
830
00:53:02,680 --> 00:53:04,482
I felt confused.
831
00:53:06,884 --> 00:53:07,884
Alone.
832
00:53:10,154 --> 00:53:12,557
Until I found a group of people
833
00:53:14,058 --> 00:53:15,660
that felt just like me.
834
00:53:21,366 --> 00:53:22,967
And I was so naive.
835
00:53:24,134 --> 00:53:26,036
I was with them for
almost two months.
836
00:53:27,472 --> 00:53:28,906
Before I realized,
837
00:53:30,675 --> 00:53:32,453
I joined a satanic cult.
838
00:53:36,146 --> 00:53:37,248
And the funny thing is,
839
00:53:39,817 --> 00:53:41,886
even after I figured it out,
840
00:53:44,322 --> 00:53:45,356
I stayed.
841
00:53:48,559 --> 00:53:50,395
They were like family to me.
842
00:53:54,499 --> 00:53:58,669
Until, the night
it was announced
843
00:53:58,703 --> 00:54:03,107
that we were all to sacrifice
ourselves to Lucifer,
844
00:54:04,575 --> 00:54:05,943
to prove our devotion.
845
00:54:09,914 --> 00:54:11,048
So I escaped
846
00:54:12,717 --> 00:54:17,598
to the sound of my
brothers and sisters
847
00:54:17,622 --> 00:54:19,123
killing themselves.
848
00:54:20,891 --> 00:54:21,891
And each other.
849
00:54:26,096 --> 00:54:30,100
- Oh my God,
that's, that's horrible.
850
00:54:31,268 --> 00:54:32,268
- And the sad thing
851
00:54:34,439 --> 00:54:37,107
is I probably would
of joined them
852
00:54:39,243 --> 00:54:43,581
if it weren't for
one little thing.
853
00:54:46,551 --> 00:54:48,052
I was pregnant with Justin.
854
00:54:49,219 --> 00:54:50,555
Two months.
855
00:54:53,558 --> 00:54:58,396
So I may not of
had the self esteem
856
00:54:58,429 --> 00:55:00,097
to care about my life.
857
00:55:01,766 --> 00:55:03,934
But my son's life
meant the world to me.
858
00:55:06,804 --> 00:55:07,805
So I left.
859
00:55:09,407 --> 00:55:13,077
And I found my family,
my real family,
860
00:55:14,311 --> 00:55:16,581
and they helped me
with my pregnancy.
861
00:55:22,987 --> 00:55:23,987
And later on,
862
00:55:25,155 --> 00:55:26,156
the police,
863
00:55:27,992 --> 00:55:30,495
they told me that
the other members
864
00:55:32,363 --> 00:55:33,964
hadn't killed themselves.
865
00:55:36,100 --> 00:55:37,435
They were murdered.
866
00:55:42,673 --> 00:55:46,377
So when Justin got old
enough to understand
867
00:55:46,444 --> 00:55:49,480
and ask me about his father,
868
00:55:52,182 --> 00:55:53,684
I never lied.
869
00:55:55,019 --> 00:55:57,555
I just omitted some facts.
870
00:56:01,526 --> 00:56:04,729
You see, my son's life
means everything to me.
871
00:56:08,866 --> 00:56:10,067
And if I didn't have him,
872
00:56:11,201 --> 00:56:12,737
I'd have no reason to go on.
873
00:56:16,707 --> 00:56:17,707
- I'm so sorry.
874
00:56:18,643 --> 00:56:19,677
- Don't be.
875
00:56:20,845 --> 00:56:22,889
If I hadn't gone
through that ordeal,
876
00:56:22,913 --> 00:56:25,382
I never would have
my wonderful son.
877
00:56:29,219 --> 00:56:33,357
But you understand, he
can never know that.
878
00:56:35,359 --> 00:56:36,737
Okay?
879
00:56:36,761 --> 00:56:38,663
He has closure now.
880
00:56:40,898 --> 00:56:45,903
- I, I understand.
881
00:57:07,592 --> 00:57:09,603
- Get that.
882
00:57:09,627 --> 00:57:10,627
- Okay.
883
00:57:16,100 --> 00:57:17,100
- Go on.
884
00:57:33,117 --> 00:57:36,262
- Look, Ms. Parker.
885
00:57:36,286 --> 00:57:39,490
I completely understand
why you're apprehensive
886
00:57:39,557 --> 00:57:41,034
about trusting me
887
00:57:41,058 --> 00:57:43,928
especially after everything
you've also gone through.
888
00:57:45,796 --> 00:57:48,065
I can't even begin to imagine.
889
00:57:49,466 --> 00:57:54,138
But I need you to know that
I really do love Justin.
890
00:57:56,473 --> 00:57:58,175
All I want to do
is make him happy.
891
00:58:00,310 --> 00:58:02,647
You're the most important
person in his life.
892
00:58:04,114 --> 00:58:07,427
It's important to me
that we get along.
893
00:59:09,647 --> 00:59:12,817
So, what
gave me away this time?
894
00:59:14,018 --> 00:59:16,553
- Your reflection in the
mirror gave you away.
895
00:59:25,062 --> 00:59:28,709
- Oh shit.
896
00:59:28,733 --> 00:59:31,568
That's not the first time
I've forgotten that one.
897
00:59:31,602 --> 00:59:33,203
- You about ready to give up?
898
00:59:35,339 --> 00:59:37,708
- Not a chance.
899
00:59:37,742 --> 00:59:38,909
I'm just warming up.
900
00:59:41,045 --> 00:59:44,048
What was up with that bullshit
story you told in there?
901
00:59:45,449 --> 00:59:48,619
I seem to remember things
going a bit differently.
902
00:59:48,686 --> 00:59:51,355
- That kind of truth
is better left lost.
903
00:59:53,257 --> 00:59:54,735
- You killed
the members of your cult
904
00:59:54,759 --> 00:59:57,594
because you wanted my
power all to yourself.
905
00:59:59,196 --> 01:00:02,532
- Oh, I murdered them
because you possessed them.
906
01:00:04,769 --> 01:00:06,370
- Just like a woman.
907
01:00:06,403 --> 01:00:07,938
Aways someone else's fault.
908
01:00:09,073 --> 01:00:10,875
Never your own.
909
01:00:12,109 --> 01:00:14,220
- You know I'm never
gonna let you have him.
910
01:00:14,244 --> 01:00:16,113
- He's our son.
911
01:00:17,447 --> 01:00:19,884
A boy deserves to
know his father.
912
01:00:21,285 --> 01:00:24,097
- Just because you had a
hand in his conception.
913
01:00:25,956 --> 01:00:28,234
- A hand?
914
01:00:28,258 --> 01:00:31,495
I seem to remember a dick and
a tongue in there as well.
915
01:00:33,931 --> 01:00:38,044
I also seem to remember
you liking it quite a bit.
916
01:00:38,068 --> 01:00:40,004
- Oh, why do you
have to be so vulgar?
917
01:00:41,338 --> 01:00:42,673
- I'm the devil,
918
01:00:42,740 --> 01:00:44,985
what the fuck did you expect?
919
01:00:45,009 --> 01:00:48,178
- In any event, I'm not
gonna let you have him.
920
01:00:48,245 --> 01:00:50,123
So please let him go.
921
01:00:50,147 --> 01:00:51,648
I'll do anything.
922
01:00:52,917 --> 01:00:54,084
Take me instead.
923
01:00:55,319 --> 01:00:56,329
- The only
thing I needed from you
924
01:00:56,353 --> 01:00:58,422
ended a long time ago.
925
01:00:59,356 --> 01:01:01,591
What I need now is Justin.
926
01:01:03,093 --> 01:01:05,133
You know it's the only way
I can return to the flesh
927
01:01:06,530 --> 01:01:11,501
besides, I can't take you or
even kill you for that matter.
928
01:01:12,669 --> 01:01:14,580
It's part of the
arrangement you made
929
01:01:14,604 --> 01:01:16,373
when you summoned me
all those years ago.
930
01:01:17,541 --> 01:01:20,020
- And how many bimbos
are you going to inhabit
931
01:01:20,044 --> 01:01:22,022
that I have to destroy
932
01:01:22,046 --> 01:01:24,190
in order for you to understand
933
01:01:24,214 --> 01:01:27,051
I am never going
to let that happen?
934
01:01:28,618 --> 01:01:30,821
- As
many as it takes.
935
01:01:30,855 --> 01:01:33,867
Once he impregnates just one,
936
01:01:33,891 --> 01:01:38,171
I can be reborn and rule the
world that is rightfully mine.
937
01:01:38,195 --> 01:01:40,865
- At the expense
of our son's life.
938
01:01:44,401 --> 01:01:47,704
- Well,
no plan is perfect.
939
01:01:49,974 --> 01:01:52,052
It's called acceptable lost.
940
01:01:52,076 --> 01:01:53,353
- No.
941
01:01:53,377 --> 01:01:54,812
It's over.
942
01:01:54,845 --> 01:01:56,981
You've lost, you're done.
943
01:01:58,816 --> 01:02:00,918
- Oh
it's far from over.
944
01:02:02,386 --> 01:02:05,255
This has been a
long time coming.
945
01:02:05,322 --> 01:02:07,825
You can't protect him forever.
946
01:02:09,426 --> 01:02:11,661
- Yes, I can.
947
01:02:13,097 --> 01:02:14,097
I'm his mother.
948
01:02:15,399 --> 01:02:16,399
It's what we do.
949
01:02:33,417 --> 01:02:35,261
- Hey, Mom, what's up?
950
01:02:35,285 --> 01:02:36,520
Where's Brittany?
951
01:02:36,553 --> 01:02:38,164
- Oh, babe.
952
01:02:38,188 --> 01:02:40,390
She had to leave.
953
01:02:40,424 --> 01:02:42,526
But she told me to
say goodbye to you.
954
01:02:46,130 --> 01:02:48,942
- Look, Mom, I don't
want to fight you, okay.
955
01:02:48,966 --> 01:02:50,911
I just want you to trust
my judgment once in awhile,
956
01:02:50,935 --> 01:02:51,935
that's it.
957
01:02:53,203 --> 01:02:55,615
Just because I have someone
in my life that's not you
958
01:02:55,639 --> 01:02:56,907
that I care about
959
01:02:56,941 --> 01:02:58,584
it doesn't mean that I'm
trying to replace you.
960
01:02:58,608 --> 01:03:00,110
No one can ever replace you.
961
01:03:01,278 --> 01:03:02,278
You're my mom.
962
01:03:03,547 --> 01:03:05,115
I'll always be here for you.
963
01:03:06,450 --> 01:03:07,717
- Oh I know, honey.
964
01:03:07,751 --> 01:03:08,751
Thank you.
965
01:03:11,155 --> 01:03:14,458
Sometimes, it's
just hard to let go.
966
01:03:27,972 --> 01:03:31,584
- Hi, sorry to bother you but
some friends dropped me off
967
01:03:31,608 --> 01:03:32,809
and I'm a little lost.
968
01:03:33,944 --> 01:03:36,480
I'm looking for a party
on Thorten street.
969
01:03:37,414 --> 01:03:38,582
- Yeah Thorten.
970
01:03:38,615 --> 01:03:40,560
It's about five
blocks up that way.
971
01:03:40,584 --> 01:03:41,895
- Hey, is there any
chance you'd be willing
972
01:03:41,919 --> 01:03:43,020
to show me the way?
973
01:03:44,021 --> 01:03:44,955
- I certainly would.
974
01:03:44,989 --> 01:03:46,466
Let me just grab my keys.
975
01:03:46,490 --> 01:03:48,801
- No, I'm running
out to the store.
976
01:03:48,825 --> 01:03:50,427
I'll take you.
977
01:03:50,460 --> 01:03:53,573
- Really, this late you
need to go to the store?
978
01:03:53,597 --> 01:03:56,433
- Baby, you know
I keep odd hours.
979
01:03:58,835 --> 01:04:02,983
- Okay, well, have
fun and be safe.
980
01:04:03,007 --> 01:04:04,441
It was really nice meeting you.
981
01:04:04,474 --> 01:04:05,518
- Donna.
982
01:04:05,542 --> 01:04:07,487
- Donna, very nice to meet you.
983
01:04:07,511 --> 01:04:09,980
Take care, hope you find
your party all right.
984
01:04:16,686 --> 01:04:17,686
- Nice try.
985
01:04:25,329 --> 01:04:28,832
- Go to hell.
986
01:04:30,034 --> 01:04:31,777
- So you see, dear Justin.
987
01:04:31,801 --> 01:04:34,238
Your mother was a real
Ellen Ripely type.
988
01:04:36,540 --> 01:04:37,451
- Who?
989
01:04:37,475 --> 01:04:38,976
- You know, Ellen Ripley.
990
01:04:40,044 --> 01:04:41,044
Aliens.
991
01:04:42,012 --> 01:04:43,981
Game over, man.
992
01:04:46,050 --> 01:04:47,251
Not a sci fi fan?
993
01:04:48,485 --> 01:04:49,686
Nevermind.
994
01:04:49,719 --> 01:04:51,397
Okay, the point is
that your mother
995
01:04:51,421 --> 01:04:53,166
was keeping quite the dirty
little secret from you.
996
01:04:53,190 --> 01:04:55,902
One she was keeping
your entire life.
997
01:04:55,926 --> 01:04:58,238
- That's crazy, that's not true.
998
01:04:58,262 --> 01:04:59,763
- No, I'm afraid it's true.
999
01:04:59,829 --> 01:05:01,765
You happen to remember
what happened next?
1000
01:06:24,114 --> 01:06:25,114
- I...
1001
01:06:27,817 --> 01:06:29,186
I killed her.
1002
01:06:29,253 --> 01:06:30,396
- Yeah, you did.
1003
01:06:30,420 --> 01:06:32,065
- Killed my mother.
1004
01:06:32,089 --> 01:06:34,424
- It was a real Scooby
Doo ending, too.
1005
01:06:34,458 --> 01:06:35,801
She would of gotten away for it
1006
01:06:35,825 --> 01:06:37,494
if it wouldn't for
a meddling kid.
1007
01:06:38,462 --> 01:06:39,340
Yeah?
1008
01:06:39,364 --> 01:06:40,697
Hey, hey Justin, you got a dog?
1009
01:06:41,931 --> 01:06:44,434
Sadly, that's not
where the story ends.
1010
01:06:44,468 --> 01:06:46,136
Apparently, you
were so distraught
1011
01:06:46,170 --> 01:06:47,913
over the death of mommy dearest,
1012
01:06:47,937 --> 01:06:50,916
you took a header off the
roof of the family home.
1013
01:06:50,940 --> 01:06:53,943
Normally, I love a good
murder suicide like that,
1014
01:06:53,977 --> 01:06:55,145
you know, but.
1015
01:06:56,646 --> 01:06:58,148
When it comes to
situations like that,
1016
01:06:58,182 --> 01:06:59,883
my boss was
definitely not amused.
1017
01:07:05,689 --> 01:07:06,690
Anybody there, hello?
1018
01:07:08,158 --> 01:07:09,369
Hello?
1019
01:07:09,393 --> 01:07:11,504
Well as fascinating as
this conversation was,
1020
01:07:11,528 --> 01:07:13,497
I'm gonna have to ask
you to take a seat
1021
01:07:13,530 --> 01:07:15,465
in our spacious
waiting room out there.
1022
01:07:17,201 --> 01:07:18,844
Just let me work
my magic, Justin,
1023
01:07:18,868 --> 01:07:20,846
and it's gonna be fine.
1024
01:07:20,870 --> 01:07:22,182
Okay, it's gonna be fine.
1025
01:07:22,206 --> 01:07:24,074
No worries, yada yada yada.
1026
01:07:31,381 --> 01:07:32,381
- I killed her.
1027
01:07:34,551 --> 01:07:35,552
I killed my mother....
1028
01:07:36,720 --> 01:07:37,720
- Yeah, you did.
1029
01:07:45,262 --> 01:07:46,262
Lilith.
1030
01:07:47,264 --> 01:07:48,698
Next victim, please.
1031
01:08:00,577 --> 01:08:02,922
- Somebody mind telling me
what the hells going on here?
1032
01:08:02,946 --> 01:08:04,890
- Mr. Simmons, I assume.
1033
01:08:04,914 --> 01:08:05,749
- Yeah, that's right.
1034
01:08:05,782 --> 01:08:06,716
Who the hell are you?
1035
01:08:06,750 --> 01:08:08,594
- Oh, I'm Gregory Asmodeus.
1036
01:08:08,618 --> 01:08:11,288
I'll be serving as counsel
on your case today.
1037
01:08:11,355 --> 01:08:12,565
- Case?
1038
01:08:12,589 --> 01:08:13,723
What case?
1039
01:08:13,757 --> 01:08:14,900
- Exactly.
1040
01:08:14,924 --> 01:08:16,169
Why don't we go
over your file here
1041
01:08:16,193 --> 01:08:18,003
and see what we
can come up with.
1042
01:08:18,027 --> 01:08:20,273
- All right, what
do you want to know?
1043
01:08:20,297 --> 01:08:22,732
- Well, let's take a look here.
1044
01:08:22,765 --> 01:08:26,579
So you ran a small advertisement
company with your brother?
1045
01:08:26,603 --> 01:08:28,103
- Yeah, that's right.
1046
01:08:28,138 --> 01:08:31,951
- And, and I see you write
jingles, that's exciting.
1047
01:08:31,975 --> 01:08:32,975
- No.
1048
01:08:34,042 --> 01:08:37,290
I handle the business
end and book the gigs.
1049
01:08:37,314 --> 01:08:39,316
Benny writes the jingles.
1050
01:08:39,383 --> 01:08:41,751
- Wait a sec, aren't you Benny?
1051
01:08:41,785 --> 01:08:43,729
- No, I'm John.
1052
01:08:43,753 --> 01:08:44,788
Benny's brother.
1053
01:08:46,055 --> 01:08:47,055
- I'm confused.
1054
01:08:47,756 --> 01:08:49,158
- Join the fucking club, pal.
1055
01:08:50,394 --> 01:08:51,394
- Okay.
1056
01:08:53,163 --> 01:08:55,332
John, why don't you tell
me your side of this.
1057
01:09:18,288 --> 01:09:19,999
- You got me, what's up?
1058
01:09:20,023 --> 01:09:21,958
- Benny, baby.
1059
01:09:21,991 --> 01:09:23,969
How's my big brother doing?
1060
01:09:23,993 --> 01:09:26,338
- You know, hooking, crooking.
1061
01:09:26,362 --> 01:09:27,863
What's going on with you?
1062
01:09:27,931 --> 01:09:29,966
- Just checking in.
1063
01:09:29,999 --> 01:09:30,810
You okay?
1064
01:09:30,834 --> 01:09:31,834
You sound off.
1065
01:09:33,002 --> 01:09:34,647
- Yeah, I think I'm coming
down with something.
1066
01:09:34,671 --> 01:09:36,115
- Shit.
1067
01:09:36,139 --> 01:09:38,017
I need that jingle for Tiger
Brand Coffee by Sunday.
1068
01:09:38,041 --> 01:09:39,985
- Johnny, Johnny...
1069
01:09:40,009 --> 01:09:42,655
I have never missed a deadline.
1070
01:09:42,679 --> 01:09:43,880
You have no worries, man.
1071
01:09:43,947 --> 01:09:45,525
- I'm serious,
no fucking around here.
1072
01:09:45,549 --> 01:09:47,993
Do you know how hard
it is to sell jingles?
1073
01:09:48,017 --> 01:09:48,952
- Fuck man.
1074
01:09:48,985 --> 01:09:50,695
You could sell dick to a whore.
1075
01:09:50,719 --> 01:09:52,532
It's what you do.
1076
01:09:52,556 --> 01:09:55,791
You're a salesman, and
you're damn good at it
1077
01:09:55,825 --> 01:09:57,327
I, on the other hand,
1078
01:09:57,361 --> 01:09:58,771
I write jingles,
1079
01:09:58,795 --> 01:10:00,373
and I'm also very good at it.
1080
01:10:00,397 --> 01:10:03,543
So how 'bout you stop
busting my balls, okay?
1081
01:10:03,567 --> 01:10:05,168
You'll have your
jingle by Sunday.
1082
01:10:05,201 --> 01:10:06,712
I guarantee it.
1083
01:10:06,736 --> 01:10:07,548
- You're
right, no pressure.
1084
01:10:07,572 --> 01:10:08,805
Just get it done.
1085
01:10:08,838 --> 01:10:10,483
By the way, did you
enjoy my care package?
1086
01:10:10,507 --> 01:10:11,851
- What care package?
1087
01:10:11,875 --> 01:10:12,686
- Jesus, Benny.
1088
01:10:12,710 --> 01:10:14,177
I know you got it.
1089
01:10:14,210 --> 01:10:16,370
The tracking number said it
was delivered two days ago.
1090
01:10:16,746 --> 01:10:17,746
- Hang on.
1091
01:10:29,092 --> 01:10:31,193
Yup, got it right here.
1092
01:10:31,227 --> 01:10:32,262
- Open her up.
1093
01:10:52,282 --> 01:10:53,350
- Oh, man.
1094
01:10:55,084 --> 01:10:56,420
Oh, thank you so much.
1095
01:10:57,421 --> 01:10:58,922
No, I really do appreciate it.
1096
01:10:58,955 --> 01:10:59,955
This is great.
1097
01:11:01,458 --> 01:11:03,360
I was starting to run low.
1098
01:11:03,393 --> 01:11:06,396
- Look inside
the coffee can.
1099
01:11:13,068 --> 01:11:14,213
- Okay.
1100
01:11:14,237 --> 01:11:15,515
I don't get it.
1101
01:11:15,539 --> 01:11:18,074
- Dig inside the coffee.
1102
01:11:23,713 --> 01:11:25,048
- Oh hello there.
1103
01:11:26,282 --> 01:11:27,593
- That is some
of the finest kind bud
1104
01:11:27,617 --> 01:11:28,585
you are ever going to smoke.
1105
01:11:28,618 --> 01:11:29,794
- Kine bud.
1106
01:11:29,818 --> 01:11:30,764
- What?
1107
01:11:30,788 --> 01:11:31,955
- Kine bud.
1108
01:11:31,987 --> 01:11:33,466
Not kind.
1109
01:11:33,490 --> 01:11:34,490
K-I-N-E.
1110
01:11:35,659 --> 01:11:36,901
- I'm pretty
sure it's kind bud.
1111
01:11:36,925 --> 01:11:38,103
- Yeah, well if
you thought that,
1112
01:11:38,127 --> 01:11:39,127
you'd been wrong.
1113
01:11:40,964 --> 01:11:42,942
- Well, I don't give
a damn what you call it.
1114
01:11:42,966 --> 01:11:43,777
- Yeah don't worry about it.
1115
01:11:43,801 --> 01:11:44,968
Everybody fucks that up.
1116
01:11:46,269 --> 01:11:47,480
- It's gonna
have you seeing God.
1117
01:11:47,504 --> 01:11:49,673
- Well, that's a
pretty tall order.
1118
01:11:49,739 --> 01:11:52,609
Especially since I'm a safe
distance from religious.
1119
01:11:52,642 --> 01:11:53,919
Spiritual maybe, but.
1120
01:11:53,943 --> 01:11:55,388
- Trust me.
1121
01:11:55,412 --> 01:11:57,246
This shit can change ya, man.
1122
01:11:57,280 --> 01:11:58,791
- Well I do thank you for this
1123
01:11:58,815 --> 01:12:01,317
and I will be giving
you my review directly.
1124
01:12:05,188 --> 01:12:06,121
- Oh, there's
one more thing
1125
01:12:06,155 --> 01:12:07,967
I wanted to talk to you about.
1126
01:12:07,991 --> 01:12:09,168
- Yeah, what's that?
1127
01:12:09,192 --> 01:12:10,302
- We're planning
on putting together
1128
01:12:10,326 --> 01:12:11,803
a nice big meal this Sunday
1129
01:12:11,827 --> 01:12:13,430
and well we'd really love
1130
01:12:13,463 --> 01:12:14,606
to have you over.
- John, you know
1131
01:12:14,630 --> 01:12:16,342
I can't do that.
1132
01:12:16,366 --> 01:12:17,300
- Oh come on, man.
1133
01:12:17,333 --> 01:12:18,511
The kids would really love
1134
01:12:18,535 --> 01:12:19,645
to see their Uncle
Benny, you know?
1135
01:12:19,669 --> 01:12:20,813
- Great.
1136
01:12:20,837 --> 01:12:22,114
Bring 'em by, I'd
love to see them, too.
1137
01:12:22,138 --> 01:12:24,674
- The place isn't
exactly kid friendly.
1138
01:12:27,010 --> 01:12:28,820
- Look, we've been
over this, man.
1139
01:12:28,844 --> 01:12:30,547
I have agoraphobia.
1140
01:12:30,614 --> 01:12:32,616
I'm not just doing this for fun.
1141
01:12:32,648 --> 01:12:35,160
It's an anxiety condition.
1142
01:12:35,184 --> 01:12:36,553
- Jesus, Benny.
1143
01:12:36,620 --> 01:12:38,660
You haven't left that
apartment in 12 fucking years.
1144
01:12:39,823 --> 01:12:41,667
- I can't leave the apartment.
1145
01:12:41,691 --> 01:12:42,859
You know this.
1146
01:12:42,892 --> 01:12:45,294
Why do you always
have to minimize this?
1147
01:12:46,228 --> 01:12:48,498
- You could at least try.
1148
01:12:48,532 --> 01:12:49,443
- What do you want from me?
1149
01:12:49,467 --> 01:12:51,511
I can't leave the apartment.
1150
01:12:51,535 --> 01:12:53,345
It's not an option.
1151
01:12:53,369 --> 01:12:55,839
What part of that can't
you get through your head?
1152
01:12:56,305 --> 01:12:57,907
- This isn't
healthy, Benny.
1153
01:12:59,041 --> 01:13:00,510
This can't be good for you.
1154
01:13:00,544 --> 01:13:02,053
- I'm surviving.
1155
01:13:02,077 --> 01:13:03,889
- The only
reason you survive
1156
01:13:03,913 --> 01:13:06,014
is because I take care of you.
1157
01:13:06,049 --> 01:13:08,394
- Oh am I becoming an
inconvenience for you?
1158
01:13:08,418 --> 01:13:09,419
You wanna stop?
1159
01:13:10,654 --> 01:13:11,963
- I didn't
say that, it's just.
1160
01:13:11,987 --> 01:13:13,657
- It's just what, John?
1161
01:13:14,991 --> 01:13:17,637
- I'm just
worried about you, Benny.
1162
01:13:17,661 --> 01:13:20,664
- And I appreciate
that, I really do.
1163
01:13:20,697 --> 01:13:22,165
It's just is what it is.
1164
01:13:23,332 --> 01:13:24,932
- Can you at
least think about it?
1165
01:13:25,502 --> 01:13:27,370
- Yeah, yes, okay.
1166
01:13:27,403 --> 01:13:28,414
I'll try.
1167
01:13:28,438 --> 01:13:29,673
I'll think about it.
1168
01:13:29,706 --> 01:13:31,150
- Thank you.
1169
01:13:31,174 --> 01:13:33,486
Now seriously, I need
that jingle in three days.
1170
01:13:33,510 --> 01:13:34,319
You got it?
1171
01:13:34,343 --> 01:13:35,154
- I got it, boss.
1172
01:13:35,178 --> 01:13:36,055
- Good.
1173
01:13:36,079 --> 01:13:37,013
Talk to you later, all right?
1174
01:13:37,046 --> 01:13:38,548
- All right, take care, man.
1175
01:13:45,789 --> 01:13:46,732
All right.
1176
01:13:46,756 --> 01:13:48,257
Little brother wants a jingle.
1177
01:13:49,593 --> 01:13:51,027
Let's give him a jingle.
1178
01:13:53,763 --> 01:13:54,907
Of course it might be nice
1179
01:13:54,931 --> 01:13:56,766
to have a little herbal
inspiration first.
1180
01:13:59,135 --> 01:14:00,613
I think it's about time
we give this little lady
1181
01:14:00,637 --> 01:14:01,705
her day in court.
1182
01:14:02,639 --> 01:14:03,873
I got three days, right?
1183
01:14:13,950 --> 01:14:14,927
* I'm smoking this weed
1184
01:14:14,951 --> 01:14:16,095
* Just lay back
1185
01:14:16,119 --> 01:14:17,096
* Coffee cake Kush
cleaner then a Maytag *
1186
01:14:17,120 --> 01:14:18,097
* Got me tripping
1187
01:14:18,121 --> 01:14:19,097
* Mixed in and just see that
1188
01:14:19,121 --> 01:14:20,089
* Smoke so lacking
1189
01:14:20,123 --> 01:14:21,100
* Nothing but a feed back
1190
01:14:21,124 --> 01:14:22,101
* Say yes I got green
1191
01:14:22,125 --> 01:14:22,935
* Yes I got purple
1192
01:14:22,959 --> 01:14:23,769
* See me inside
1193
01:14:23,793 --> 01:14:24,605
* Smoking that early
1194
01:14:24,629 --> 01:14:25,606
* Bitches aint know
1195
01:14:25,630 --> 01:14:26,606
* Nothing 'bout this
1196
01:14:26,630 --> 01:14:27,597
* Smoking that gas
1197
01:14:27,630 --> 01:14:28,575
* Got a motherfucker twist
1198
01:14:28,599 --> 01:14:30,710
* Rolling up that Backwood
1199
01:14:30,734 --> 01:14:32,101
* Stuff it full of purp
1200
01:14:32,135 --> 01:14:33,979
* Tell 'em what's good
1201
01:14:34,003 --> 01:14:38,273
* We got pounds of
that herb bitch *
1202
01:14:51,588 --> 01:14:53,923
This is definitely not kine bud.
1203
01:14:58,827 --> 01:15:01,264
I'm not even sure this is pot.
1204
01:15:02,666 --> 01:15:03,967
Somebody got ripped off.
1205
01:15:12,508 --> 01:15:17,513
* Tiger Brand Coffee
1206
01:15:18,447 --> 01:15:21,618
* It always does the trick
1207
01:15:30,359 --> 01:15:33,730
* Tiger Brand Coffee
1208
01:15:33,797 --> 01:15:38,802
* It always does the trick
1209
01:15:39,702 --> 01:15:40,880
* And if you don't like it
1210
01:15:40,904 --> 01:15:44,139
* You can suck my dick
1211
01:15:44,173 --> 01:15:46,785
Yeah, I don't think they're
gonna go for that, Benny.
1212
01:15:51,414 --> 01:15:52,582
What the fuck?
1213
01:16:40,263 --> 01:16:41,630
Jesus Christ, no.
1214
01:16:57,612 --> 01:16:58,612
Help!
1215
01:16:59,282 --> 01:17:00,525
Help!
1216
01:17:00,549 --> 01:17:01,584
Anybody, I'm in here.
1217
01:17:06,621 --> 01:17:07,791
Anybody, help!
1218
01:17:09,258 --> 01:17:10,258
Help!
1219
01:17:17,734 --> 01:17:18,734
Wait.
1220
01:17:25,074 --> 01:17:26,309
That's not smoke.
1221
01:17:27,576 --> 01:17:28,576
That's weed.
1222
01:17:42,525 --> 01:17:44,093
Kine bud, I get it.
1223
01:17:45,829 --> 01:17:48,097
You didn't tell me this shit
creeps up on ya, Johnny.
1224
01:17:48,130 --> 01:17:49,108
Nice.
1225
01:18:19,462 --> 01:18:22,498
Might as well get the full
effect of this bad boy.
1226
01:18:52,996 --> 01:18:55,364
Well, that was a neat ticket.
1227
01:19:04,273 --> 01:19:05,775
The gift that keeps on giving.
1228
01:19:11,246 --> 01:19:12,224
Man, I could eat a baby's butt
1229
01:19:12,248 --> 01:19:13,850
through a park bench right now.
1230
01:20:12,308 --> 01:20:13,308
The fuck?
1231
01:20:34,163 --> 01:20:35,331
What the fuck?
1232
01:20:46,009 --> 01:20:47,143
What the fuck?
1233
01:20:58,387 --> 01:20:59,956
Junior, it's Benny.
1234
01:21:01,324 --> 01:21:02,202
Listen, man.
1235
01:21:02,226 --> 01:21:03,668
I need you to call me back.
1236
01:21:03,692 --> 01:21:05,852
I gotta talk to you about
this coffee that you sent me.
1237
01:21:07,530 --> 01:21:09,541
I don't know, is it
like a special blend
1238
01:21:09,565 --> 01:21:12,401
or, I don't know, something
added to it or something?
1239
01:21:12,468 --> 01:21:15,171
I swear, I've never
had coffee like this
1240
01:21:15,204 --> 01:21:17,706
and as you know, I've had
my fair share of coffee.
1241
01:21:18,874 --> 01:21:20,119
All right, anyway,
give me a call back
1242
01:21:20,143 --> 01:21:20,977
when you get a chance.
1243
01:21:21,010 --> 01:21:22,344
Not that important.
1244
01:21:22,378 --> 01:21:23,379
All right, take care.
1245
01:21:43,432 --> 01:21:46,002
What the fuck?
1246
01:21:48,071 --> 01:21:49,814
All right just keep
it together, Benny.
1247
01:21:49,838 --> 01:21:52,008
We just gonna ride this out.
1248
01:21:52,041 --> 01:21:53,041
We'll be fine.
1249
01:21:59,182 --> 01:22:01,593
Yeah, that's what we need to do.
1250
01:22:01,617 --> 01:22:03,952
We'll just sleep through it.
1251
01:22:52,635 --> 01:22:53,635
God damn it.
1252
01:23:38,013 --> 01:23:41,850
No, I'm not falling for
this Poltergeist shit.
1253
01:23:48,324 --> 01:23:50,369
You little motherfucker.
1254
01:24:14,916 --> 01:24:16,561
Johnny.
1255
01:24:16,585 --> 01:24:18,187
Johnny!
1256
01:24:18,221 --> 01:24:19,065
You gotta help me, man.
1257
01:24:19,089 --> 01:24:20,731
It won't stop.
1258
01:24:20,755 --> 01:24:21,990
It just, it won't stop.
1259
01:24:22,023 --> 01:24:23,892
What the fuck was in
that weed you gave me?
1260
01:24:29,398 --> 01:24:30,499
Johnny, Johnny?
1261
01:26:24,513 --> 01:26:26,849
- Benny, Benny is
everything okay?
1262
01:26:26,882 --> 01:26:27,827
You cut out and you
wouldn't pick back up,
1263
01:26:27,851 --> 01:26:30,018
so I tried the business line.
1264
01:26:30,052 --> 01:26:30,996
You sounded pretty upset.
1265
01:26:31,020 --> 01:26:32,955
What's going on, are you okay?
1266
01:26:33,956 --> 01:26:34,956
You there?
1267
01:26:37,025 --> 01:26:39,838
Well, listen give me a call
when you get this message.
1268
01:26:39,862 --> 01:26:41,864
You really got me
worried here, man.
1269
01:26:43,031 --> 01:26:44,276
If I don't hear
from you by five,
1270
01:26:44,300 --> 01:26:46,611
I'll swing by after work, okay.
1271
01:26:46,635 --> 01:26:47,870
Seriously, call me.
1272
01:26:53,175 --> 01:26:54,677
And that's everything.
1273
01:26:54,710 --> 01:26:56,454
I'm not saying Benny was a saint
1274
01:26:56,478 --> 01:26:58,290
but he sure as shit
didn't do anything
1275
01:26:58,314 --> 01:26:59,815
to end up in a place like this.
1276
01:27:01,049 --> 01:27:02,585
Neither did I, for that matter.
1277
01:27:04,253 --> 01:27:06,422
Look, there's gotta be
some kind of mistake.
1278
01:27:07,990 --> 01:27:10,693
- Can you, can you
excuse me for one moment?
1279
01:27:12,895 --> 01:27:14,530
- Yeah sure, whatever it takes.
1280
01:28:33,175 --> 01:28:34,175
- Gregory.
1281
01:28:35,411 --> 01:28:36,820
Something I can do for you?
1282
01:28:36,844 --> 01:28:37,989
- Ah, minion.
1283
01:28:38,013 --> 01:28:39,824
Minion, minion, minion.
1284
01:28:39,848 --> 01:28:41,450
Minion, I appreciate it, though.
1285
01:28:43,818 --> 01:28:45,353
- It's Midian, Gregory.
1286
01:28:46,689 --> 01:28:47,689
Donald Midian.
1287
01:28:48,523 --> 01:28:51,970
For you, Mr. Midian.
1288
01:28:51,994 --> 01:28:54,029
- Okay, Mr. Midian.
1289
01:28:54,096 --> 01:28:55,840
Always mess that
up, I apologize.
1290
01:28:55,864 --> 01:28:57,866
But you'll excuse me, though.
1291
01:28:57,933 --> 01:29:00,035
I got a meeting
with Mr. Tempter.
1292
01:29:01,103 --> 01:29:02,481
- No, you don't.
1293
01:29:02,505 --> 01:29:05,316
- No, no I think he's
gonna want to see this.
1294
01:29:05,340 --> 01:29:06,675
- Fine.
1295
01:29:06,709 --> 01:29:07,986
Just give this information to me
1296
01:29:08,010 --> 01:29:09,844
and I'll make sure he gets it.
1297
01:29:09,878 --> 01:29:11,614
- Oh,
I don't think so.
1298
01:29:11,647 --> 01:29:12,848
- Oh, I do think so.
1299
01:29:13,816 --> 01:29:15,258
- Okay, seriously.
1300
01:29:15,282 --> 01:29:16,428
What the fucks your
problem with me?
1301
01:29:16,452 --> 01:29:18,120
Why do you hate me so much?
1302
01:29:18,153 --> 01:29:19,154
- Why do I hate you?
1303
01:29:20,489 --> 01:29:24,126
You're arrogant,
obnoxious, lazy.
1304
01:29:25,894 --> 01:29:28,731
You have no respect for me
or anybody in this company.
1305
01:29:30,898 --> 01:29:32,110
See, you might have
everyone else fooled
1306
01:29:32,134 --> 01:29:33,201
but you don't fool me.
1307
01:29:34,369 --> 01:29:36,171
You might have
convinced Mr. Tempter
1308
01:29:36,204 --> 01:29:37,706
you deserve your position here
1309
01:29:38,907 --> 01:29:40,142
but I'm second in command
1310
01:29:41,844 --> 01:29:44,480
and I'm gonna be second in
command until the end of time
1311
01:29:45,748 --> 01:29:47,750
and I'm not someone you
want to make an enemy.
1312
01:29:49,251 --> 01:29:51,253
Just something to think about.
1313
01:29:51,318 --> 01:29:52,987
- I'll keep that
under consideration.
1314
01:29:53,021 --> 01:29:55,365
But something for you to
consider, for instance,
1315
01:29:55,389 --> 01:29:57,660
would be your breath.
1316
01:29:57,693 --> 01:30:00,070
It smells like every
single one of your teeth
1317
01:30:00,094 --> 01:30:03,264
in your head, just took a
giant horrible terrible shit
1318
01:30:03,331 --> 01:30:04,809
at the same time.
1319
01:30:04,833 --> 01:30:08,713
With that said, perhaps I
could throw some gum brands
1320
01:30:08,737 --> 01:30:10,549
at ya, so next
time you're at the,
1321
01:30:10,573 --> 01:30:12,841
you know, local convenience
store down here,
1322
01:30:12,875 --> 01:30:16,254
you know, Wintercoat,
Forest, Dentyne, Bazooka Joe.
1323
01:30:16,278 --> 01:30:17,722
You know, PupperMints.
1324
01:30:17,746 --> 01:30:19,582
But, oh.
1325
01:30:19,615 --> 01:30:21,684
I must be going, Minion.
1326
01:30:22,585 --> 01:30:23,585
I'll see you around.
1327
01:30:40,636 --> 01:30:43,448
Hey, how's my favorite
prince of darkness doing?
1328
01:30:43,472 --> 01:30:45,708
- Make it a quick one, Gregory.
1329
01:30:45,741 --> 01:30:49,087
Look, I am teeing off
with Kinison in one hour
1330
01:30:49,111 --> 01:30:51,079
and I have to get
to the clubhouse
1331
01:30:51,112 --> 01:30:53,091
before all the drinks are gone.
1332
01:30:54,717 --> 01:30:56,251
- I feel your pain there, sir.
1333
01:30:56,284 --> 01:30:58,262
But do me a favor and take
a look at this case file.
1334
01:30:58,286 --> 01:30:59,731
- Really?
- Yeah.
1335
01:30:59,755 --> 01:31:02,257
- What, I'm supposed to
be doing your job now?
1336
01:31:02,290 --> 01:31:04,927
Like I don't have enough
to do around here already?
1337
01:31:06,594 --> 01:31:09,097
- I believe you'll
find it of interest.
1338
01:31:19,141 --> 01:31:20,141
- Oh.
1339
01:31:20,809 --> 01:31:22,945
Well, that's not good, is it?
1340
01:31:25,112 --> 01:31:27,592
Okay, now what am
I missing here?
1341
01:31:27,616 --> 01:31:29,761
If it's his brother
that bought the farm,
1342
01:31:29,785 --> 01:31:32,063
then what the here
is he doing here?
1343
01:31:32,087 --> 01:31:34,666
- Well, in a delicious
twist of irony,
1344
01:31:34,690 --> 01:31:37,669
Mr. Simmons was involved
in fatal car accident
1345
01:31:37,693 --> 01:31:39,795
while going to go check
up on his brother.
1346
01:31:43,365 --> 01:31:44,365
- Son of a.
1347
01:31:46,001 --> 01:31:47,846
I hate to give our
competition credit,
1348
01:31:47,870 --> 01:31:52,316
but that is some dark
fucking shit right there.
1349
01:31:52,340 --> 01:31:54,977
Say what you will but
the big guy upstairs
1350
01:31:55,010 --> 01:31:57,689
has one wicked sense of humor.
1351
01:31:57,713 --> 01:31:59,815
My hats off to him.
1352
01:31:59,848 --> 01:32:00,848
Kudos.
1353
01:32:02,117 --> 01:32:04,519
- Absolutely, but what do we do?
1354
01:32:05,721 --> 01:32:09,200
- The rules are
very clear, Gregory.
1355
01:32:09,224 --> 01:32:11,836
The case has been
improperly filed
1356
01:32:11,860 --> 01:32:16,832
and it can be proven that
the client is innocent.
1357
01:32:16,865 --> 01:32:20,235
Well then the
client is released.
1358
01:32:21,870 --> 01:32:25,550
The agent who filed the case
1359
01:32:25,574 --> 01:32:27,218
is not only terminated
1360
01:32:27,242 --> 01:32:30,478
but he has to take
the client's place.
1361
01:32:31,680 --> 01:32:34,016
That's a rare situation.
1362
01:32:35,350 --> 01:32:37,419
But it's far from new policy.
1363
01:32:38,386 --> 01:32:40,255
- Well, see that's the thing.
1364
01:32:40,322 --> 01:32:41,889
Take a look at the agent number.
1365
01:32:44,559 --> 01:32:45,559
- What?
1366
01:32:46,895 --> 01:32:48,873
Agent 23-19.
1367
01:32:48,897 --> 01:32:49,897
Shit.
1368
01:32:50,766 --> 01:32:53,501
That's Vince Baphomet's
kid, isn't it?
1369
01:32:53,535 --> 01:32:54,535
- Yeah.
1370
01:32:55,771 --> 01:33:00,008
- This is exactly why I hate
doing favors for friends.
1371
01:33:00,041 --> 01:33:01,151
- Yeah.
1372
01:33:01,175 --> 01:33:02,244
So what do we do?
1373
01:33:03,411 --> 01:33:05,088
- Well I can't just
fire him, right?
1374
01:33:05,112 --> 01:33:07,049
That would ruin poker night.
1375
01:33:07,082 --> 01:33:09,952
- Yeah which is why I
brought this directly to you.
1376
01:33:11,853 --> 01:33:14,332
- No one else has seen
this document, correct?
1377
01:33:14,356 --> 01:33:16,458
- Nobody that could
do anything about it.
1378
01:33:22,297 --> 01:33:23,297
- Well.
1379
01:33:24,767 --> 01:33:29,103
It appears, this just isn't
Mr. Simmon's day, is it?
1380
01:33:32,941 --> 01:33:34,442
- Read you loud and clear, sir.
1381
01:33:36,478 --> 01:33:37,813
Consider it done.
1382
01:34:01,837 --> 01:34:02,814
* Step right up
1383
01:34:02,838 --> 01:34:04,005
* Take a peek inside
1384
01:34:04,072 --> 01:34:05,149
* She's a ripping machine
1385
01:34:05,173 --> 01:34:06,450
* There's nothing to hide
1386
01:34:06,474 --> 01:34:07,976
* There's plenty to chose from
1387
01:34:08,010 --> 01:34:09,453
* So play your hunch
1388
01:34:09,477 --> 01:34:11,914
* And each one comes with
a body in the trunk *
1389
01:34:11,947 --> 01:34:14,826
* Round and round
and round we go *
1390
01:34:14,850 --> 01:34:17,085
* They cannot follow our show
1391
01:34:17,119 --> 01:34:18,262
* Get by looks
1392
01:34:18,286 --> 01:34:19,463
* You can cop a feel
1393
01:34:19,487 --> 01:34:20,956
* While what you buy
1394
01:34:20,989 --> 01:34:22,633
* What you can't steal
1395
01:34:25,761 --> 01:34:30,641
* This is what you know
1396
01:34:30,665 --> 01:34:32,811
* This what you know
1397
01:34:35,771 --> 01:34:37,940
* This is what you know
1398
01:34:40,843 --> 01:34:43,354
* This is what you know
1399
01:35:01,897 --> 01:35:05,567
* Actions have consequences
1400
01:35:05,633 --> 01:35:09,447
* I'll get what I deserve
1401
01:35:17,312 --> 01:35:20,983
* Actions have consequences
1402
01:35:29,892 --> 01:35:33,371
* There's no sky
1403
01:36:02,389 --> 01:36:03,334
* Step right up
1404
01:36:03,358 --> 01:36:04,267
* And take a peek inside
1405
01:36:04,291 --> 01:36:05,237
* She's a killing machine
1406
01:36:05,261 --> 01:36:06,394
* There's nothing to hide
1407
01:36:06,428 --> 01:36:07,872
* There's plenty to chose from
1408
01:36:07,896 --> 01:36:09,340
* So play your hunch
1409
01:36:09,364 --> 01:36:11,943
* And each one comes with
a body in the trunk *
1410
01:36:11,967 --> 01:36:14,745
* Round and round
and round we go *
1411
01:36:14,769 --> 01:36:17,305
* They cannot follow our show
1412
01:36:17,371 --> 01:36:18,373
* You can go by looks
1413
01:36:18,406 --> 01:36:19,883
* You can cop a feel
1414
01:36:19,907 --> 01:36:23,245
* There's a free one that
comes with every meal *
1415
01:36:29,784 --> 01:36:33,555
* I'll get what I deserve
1416
01:36:41,296 --> 01:36:46,300
* Actions have consequences
1417
01:36:48,436 --> 01:36:52,583
* Consequences
1418
01:36:52,607 --> 01:36:57,112
* There's consequences
1419
01:36:57,145 --> 01:36:58,122
* Actions
1420
01:36:58,146 --> 01:37:02,093
* There's consequences
1421
01:37:02,117 --> 01:37:05,787
* Actions have consequences
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