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Good evening and
thank you very much.
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Naturally I am pleased to
have won the race, but I would,
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like to console the losers
with this bit of philosophy.
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It matters not who runs the race.
It's how you win the count.
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I have a feeling I wasn't
expected to triumph.
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The wreath is size
eight and a quarter.
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I'll have to take a tuck in it. And now
for the next event, in the preliminaries,
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this contestant made the
distance in one minute flat.
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Let us hope
he can improve that.
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What are you doing Cash?
Looking at the Hudson?
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Yeah it's a funny thing about that
river tonight. It's flowing backwards.
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-Backwards?
-Yeah I've been watching it about an hour.
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It's flowing the wrong way.
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-Oh! You mean the tide's
coming up, huh?
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No. The whole river is flowing
backwards from New York to Albany.
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Time's flowing
right along with it.
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What have you been
drinking, hair tonic?
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Get your hand off.
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What's the matter?
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Look I'm just sitting here peacefully. I don't
like anybody coming along messing up my hair.
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Muscling up your hair, Cash?
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I think you're lucky to
have enough to muss at your age.
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When does they
start the race Louise?
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-Where's Cash?
-On the veranda.
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Cash...
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Are you all right?
Oh darling you're not going...
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Why did you come out here?
Jim tell you something?
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-Please darling not tonight.
-I'm asking you what did he say?
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Darling we haven't paid our dues in a year,
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and every saturday night
you mess things up.
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What do you mean I messed things up?
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Honestly darling they won't
even let us in the club.
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-I don't mess things up.
-Hey Cash
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Hey champ, what
time's the race boy?
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There isn't going to be
a race tonight Jim.
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Hey, no race tonight
fellas. Boy I never,
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Thought I'd see
this sad day coming.
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The champion races
no more.
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Cash don't say anything just
don't answer them.
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Now the slob's wife
has to pick him up,
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with a car of it. Now he
can't even walk up shake it.
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-Darling don't let them tease you.
-What's the matter Cash?
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Have you lost your
wind?
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Fellas I'm afraid that age has
gotten the better of our champions.
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Champ, champ...
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I know what he needs
he needs another drink.
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-No thanks Jim, not tonight.
-What? it's your favorite drink.
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I'm not taking the
hurdles tonight.
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That's right we're leaving now.
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Oh hey, wait a minute
champ it's gin and tonic.
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And when I say tonic you
know what i mean champ.
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I mean pure hair.
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All right Jim so you make
three times the money I do.
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So you can pay your bills that I can't.
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-But you can't stand the fact that I was once a champion.
-Okay...
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So I'm still healthy and I'm not
getting soft like the rest of you.
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Ah cut it out, will you.
I just wanted a hurdle race.
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I love a hurdle race.
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All right you'll
get a hurdle race.
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Attention everybody
Cash is gonna jump!
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Okay gang let's get
everything organized.
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Lay the floor
for the hurdle race.
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You want a race I'll
give you a race.
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All right and I expect you to
beat your best time tonight.
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-Are you ready?
-Go get my coat in the car.
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George give me a little more
space behind that sofa will you.
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Phil, move that
table back a little.
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Move those girls out of there.
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I'll fire when I see
the whites of your eyes.
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Ok, fellas I'm ready.
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On your mark.
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Get set.
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Go!
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Cash Bentley my hat's off to you that
was the best hurdling I ever did see.
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Here's your coat champ.
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Wait a minute, I
haven't finished yet.
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Finish what?
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What I started out to do.
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Don't forget your gun Cash.
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Come on honey let's go. The
babysitter will be sore.
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Or does she have that
boyfriend tonight.
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Sweetheart I'm just
crazy about that face.
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Mrs Bentley, is that you?
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-Yes, Kathy.
-No Kathy.
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-Oh hello mrs Bently.
-Hello kathy.
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- I hope we didn't scare you did we?
-Oh not at all.
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-I was just making sure...
-Hello mr Bentley. -Hello.
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Hello, Eric.
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-Kathy, are the children all right?
-Oh fine they went right to sleep.
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Did you close the
window in your bedroom?
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-Yes I did I thought it got chilly in there.
-Oh good.
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It was hard to ask, you do you
think you'll be free next weekend.
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Yes saturday evening.
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Oh well I'm not definitely
sure about it yet but if I,
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call you in the middle of
the week we'll be all right?
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-Fine I'll keep it open for you.
-Thank you.
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-Are you working for
anyone else. -Yes I am.
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-You sure got a fine collection of trophies mr Bentley.
-Yes.
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Mr Bentley I ran those films of
you winning the intercollegiates.
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-Mrs Bentley gave me permission.
-Sure.
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They're pretty old.
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Eric, Kathy's waiting.
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-Good night mrs Bentley.
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-Good night, dear.
-Good night mrs Bentley.
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Please.
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What would you do
without a husband.
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Oh shut up.
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I'll never smile again.
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Until I smile at you
I'll never love again.
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You know those russian ballet
dancers that jump so high?
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How about I could have
been one of those, huh?
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What do you think?
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Darling, I spoke to the doctor
about straightening jody's teeth.
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I don't think we can do
it now it costs too much.
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All right, I know.
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Money.
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I suppose you wish you were
married to Jim.
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And you'll have
three times as much money.
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You'd have a slob
but you'd have money.
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-Did you put the cat out?
-No I didn't.
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Give me time.
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-What were you doing?
-I was dancing.
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Since I'm not allowed to hurdle anymore
i thought I might be allowed to dance,
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a step or two before I die.
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Why do you want to keep me from hurtling?
Herdling's my life.
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Listen Cash, if it means so
much to why don't you jump over,
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- the dining room table every morning.
-You think I can't.
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-I said do you think I can't jump over the
dining room table. -Yes of course you can.
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What about the sofa?
-Yes of course you can.
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-And the hedge?
-Yes! -Your five foot hedge of the patio?
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-Yes!. -Guys can jump
over that? -Yes, yes, yes!
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You mean you really have got faith in
your husband well sit down and watch.
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Cash, you you can't be serious.
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-Cash, you're drunk.
-Sll right this is the course.
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Over this table...
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over this chair, into the patio
around the pool over the hedge.
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Back around the pool over that
chair, and we'll end up right here.
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Cash, if you do this I'll
never talk to you again.
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You worried about my heart?
You'll get the insurance.
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-Cash I beg you.
-On your mark.
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-I hate you.
-Get set.
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Oh, what is it?
-I broke my leg.
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Oh, stupid can I be.
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Call the doctor.
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I never told you it wasn't a serious,
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break. In a sense all breaks are serious.
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And after we get to a certain age
they tend to become more serious.
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Tell me honestly, doc,
will I walk again?
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Of course you'll walk again.
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-Will I run again?
-Yes you'll run again.
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-What kind of an answer is that?
-What do you mean?
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Well the tone in
your voice belies the words.
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I didn't say you were going to
run from here to San Francisco.
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Will I i hurdle again?
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No, of course of course
you won't hurdle again.
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It's an idiotic question because you never
should have been hurdling in the first place.
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You're not a kid anymore.
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Okay doc, so I'm
not a kid anymore.
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I'll just take your
advice and grow up and die.
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Well it's something
we all have to face.
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I told him I'd take
the cast off before long.
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-But he's got to be very careful.
-Thank you doctor. Goodbye.
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Boy some saturday night.
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Why don't we go
to parties anymore?
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Insult everyone that
comes into the house.
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They did have a party I don't
see why they'd have to invite us.
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Sure...
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Oh what are they gonna
do dance all night?
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Teenagers, how
stupid can you get?
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-Shut up! -Cash, they are just having a little
fun. -Well that's more than I am.
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Cash?
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Cash, it's the blackwoods they
want us to go to the club.
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What for? We don't
evenbelong anymore.
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-Well they do. They want us to be their guests.
-How nice.
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How Jim dandy. I wonder why
they're being concerned...
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Cash, they're on the phone
what should I tell them.
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Tell them sure. Sure
Cash wants to come.
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He's gonna do the
hurdles for him.
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You wanted to go, didn't you?
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Oh youth.
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Beauty.
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Good night sweetheart.
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On your mark.
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Get set.
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Bang!
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Hey Cash, hey champ, easy.
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-Not supouse to start him off?
-Sure.
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On your mark, get set...go.
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Question four: what did
wordsworth mean when he said...
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The thought of death
rests easy on the,
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man who has been born and
dies among the mountains.
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Please be careful Cash.
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What's the matter don't
you think I can walk.
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-Hello kathy.
-Good evening mrs Bentley.
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-Hello Eric.
-Hello mrs Bentley.
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-Is everything all right?
-Fine.
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-I'm sorry.
-Oh that's all right.
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-Oh sure.
-Tomorrow I go to church but not till 11.
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-Good night mrs Bentley.
-Good night dear.
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You coming out dear?
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You go ahead, I want
to look at something.
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Cash, what are you
doing?
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The darn cat goes under the
sofa and I can't catch it.
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Are you moving the furniture?
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Cash?
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Here.
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Cash, why don't you come to bed?
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Sure.
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I'm a hurtler. not gonna hurt.
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Now you fire.
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Cash, I never fire a gun.
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I'll say on your mark.
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Get set.
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And you fire.
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Cash I won't.
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So you will.
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Just pull the trigger.
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On your mark.
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Get set.
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Come on I can't wait all night.
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On your mark!
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Get set!
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Cash,
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I don't know how to do it.
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The little lever. Just push that little
lever, then you can pull the trigger.
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On your mark.
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Get set!
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Come on!
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On your mark!
Get set!
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Go!
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Cash?
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Cash...
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That is known as
domestic skeet shooting.
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With live skeet.
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And I see another
commercial is coming up.
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it's amazing what you see
when you don't have a gun.
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By the way tonight's
story has inspired,
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something new and
exciting in track meets.
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Spectators are sold
pistols instead of popcorn.
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But the bang is limited to
three hurdlers per person.
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I'm told it adds a great
deal of zest to the sport.
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Next week we should continue
our study of the strange byways,
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of american folklore.
Until then good night.
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