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== srt字幕转制：相顾无言 ==
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全部别动，抢劫
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我做梦都没想到我会做贼
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还是持枪行劫银行的那一种
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更令我意想不到的是
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我可以那么英明神武
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这一切一切，可以这样说…
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全都是因为…
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这个混蛋！
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我们是
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看什么呀你？
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我…见过，见过…
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你见过？
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不！是误会！
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我没有见过他，我见过你
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是认识的！
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李家成呀
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对吧？
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李家成！原来是这个样子！
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胖子黎，这么多年了，你都不一样了
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我不是胖子黎呀
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错不了的
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你对与错我不知道
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我不是胖子黎我一定知道呀
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胖子黎呀！
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我说过我不是胖子黎呀
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撒尿的时候顶来顶去的
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要我的命吗？
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不过我们好像是认识的
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无论如何，好久没见
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虽然他说他不是胖子黎
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但我觉得他其实是
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他只是不肯承认而已
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我真的不是叫胖子黎嘛
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每个人都叫我做
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爸爸
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他叫卢佬
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他当然不是我儿子
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我生不出这么大的儿子
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先抽口烟
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这东西失灵了，看来要找人修理一下
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这种钱不必让别人赚呀
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自己修理就是了
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怎么修理？
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有多难？ ！
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“爸爸” 是我的浑名
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我以前出来混的时候收了卢佬做小弟
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他叫我老大做爷爷
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所以就叫我做爸爸了
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怎么样呀？
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破成这个样子，怎么修理呀？
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走吧！
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我做人一直坚持
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只要你对人家好，人家就会对你好
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所以我决定买臭豆腐给Mime
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我的女朋友吃
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虽然我很不喜欢那味道
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你不是好喜欢吃臭豆腐的吗？
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分手吧
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被人家甩掉本来很平常
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但我从未试过跟一个女朋友分手
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只是叫了三声
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难道是那一块臭豆腐坏了事？
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我真的叫李家成呀
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不过我不是那个李嘉诚
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我预科毕业之后就在这银行工作
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可以说是跟它一起成长
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当然，亦可以说是跟它一起老化
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她叫AIice，是我心中的女神
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这个猪面四眼怪物叫Tony
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是我心中的女神…
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前面经常出现的那一块大便！
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我操你
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什么？
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我操你妈的
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什么妈的？
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我笑你没脑袋呀
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这间银行不错呀
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肯聘请弱智人士工作
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怎么了？下班了？
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我就是故意等你下班然后存款几百万
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你愿不愿意效劳呀？
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你居然不生气呀？
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不生气，生气没意思呀
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要不揍他一顿
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但打人是鲁莽的行为
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而且打人的后果很严重
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可能丢了工作，可能被警察抓
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最重要的是我可能不是他的对手
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被他打进医院，甚至会被打死
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他叫阿辉
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是我出来做事之后最好的朋友
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他是…
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其他不重要的事不必说
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还钱！
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拿钱吧？拿存摺来吧
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还钱呀！
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你拍档钱子明欠了这公司的钱不还
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我找他几个星期都找他不着
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钱子明？我跟他一起炒股票而已
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他说开一间公司，大家公平点
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我没有借过钱呀
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阿辉，你给我介绍的呀
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你真的跟他一起炒股票呀？
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他这个人不能相信的呀！
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不能相信？
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你怎么又给我介绍呀？
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我给你们介绍而已
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但我没叫你跟他一起炒股票呀
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为什么你这个人…
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那么容易相信别人的？ ！
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我来帮这间公司收账的
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你看我的样子
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就知道肯定不是善男信女啦
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不是呀！你的样子…
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挺有爱心呀！
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真的？
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都说过废话少说！
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你的公司欠这间公司一百万！
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一百万！一百万呀！
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为甚你要讲三次一百万呀？
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因为你们总共借了三次一百万
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我这种人的手段，我想你听过吧？
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不关你的事！
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你报警都没用！
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因为抓了一个我
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后面还有千千万万的我
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你一天还欠别人的钱
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一天我们做收账的都有钱赚
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那么总会有我这种人来跟你收账
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我给你七天时间，怎么都要还点钱！
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你怎么了？没事吧？
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没有！我怎会有事呢？
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家成！
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不带眼识人，无缘无故欠人三百万
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借又没有，警察又不受理
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寻死又没胆量，天呀！
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胖子黎，你做什么？
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这好危险的！
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你跳楼为什么跳在我身上？
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我不是跳楼，我只掉下来而已
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你掉在我身上干啥？
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我看见你刚才好像想爆窃似的
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我那里是爆窃！
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我只想回家但忘了带钥匙而已
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糟了…
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断了…
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把手伸开…
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断了！我断了，把手伸开…
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放手呀…
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我怎么都不放手 断了！
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用力呀！
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快点…
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差一点…
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快…
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撑住…
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行了，行了！
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一家十八口，一个都不剩，欠多少？
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五百元呀老弟
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你干什么？
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我从没想过自己会那么绝望
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听你这么说，我还是上去跳楼
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坐吧！坐！
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你有胆寻死你早就死了
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还投了胎啦！
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这种事不要自己骗自己呀
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报警又没用，又不敢死
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我怎么办呀？
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有样好简单的东西
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如果你有胆做，什么都解决了
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抢劫
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抢劫？犯法的！
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只要你觉得不犯法
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抢劫就不犯法了
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又不会上瘾的
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但是…
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抢劫好难的
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有多难？
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不妨告诉你
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这回事我研究了十几年了
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抢劫其实好容易
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不相信你看看报纸
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十次抢劫，九次都成功
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唯一不成功的，都是事后被抓的
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换了是你，赚那丁点儿薪水
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贼人来到你跟他们拼命？你会不会？
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不会
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那就对了！
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就算真的被人抓到，我告诉你
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通常是两类人
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一就是积犯，有犯罪纪录的
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被人捅出来的
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要不是食髓知味，劫完又劫
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屡犯不改，当然被人抓啦！
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你阁下没有犯罪纪录…
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你有没有犯罪纪录呀？坦白说！
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我曾经没有带身份证呀
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这些不算啦！总而言之
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做完一次立即洗手不干
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干的时候干干净净不要留下任何痕迹
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不要让别人认出你的样子
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说真的，警察要查，拿什么去查？
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查个屁呀！
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抢劫，有多难？
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如果真的那么容易，满街都是抢匪啦
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抢劫！全部别动！
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谁敢动我就宰了谁！
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告诉你们，我们还没到合法年龄
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杀了人也不用判死刑的
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我们什么都干得出来，听到没有？
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小女孩都抢劫？
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谁在说话？
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全部给我到那边去
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全部蹲好！
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把钱包全都扔出来
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把手举高
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不要耍花样呀
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把手举高点，听到没有？
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刚才谁说小女孩都抢劫的？
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是谁呀？
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是你？
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当我是三岁小女孩？装哑巴？
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让我给你一颗子弹，看你是不是哑巴
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刚才我没有装蒜，我只是喉咙有痰
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还做戏？
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对不起…真的对不起
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想死吗？
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不想…纯粹误会
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贫血！所以脚麻了，所以…
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有医生证明
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不对呀！血可不少呀
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插得好！扯平了！扯平了
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本来我只打算吓他一下的
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但你现在认得我的样子！
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我怎会认出你的样子呢？
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开玩笑！误会！
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我刚才正好在眨眼
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我眨眼眨很久的，你看看！
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合，合，合…
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这样子，你就放弃你双眼好了
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不…
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不要杀我呀！
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死丫头，还抓不到你？
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放过我吧，我以后不敢了
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别说那么多了
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抓她去警察局
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怎么了？你没事吧？
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没有，没有
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不必多说，关二哥在上
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从今天起，你有什么事要我帮忙
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我有钱出钱，有力出力
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是真的！小丫头都可以抢劫
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你想想吧，你行的
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干什么？不舒服呀？
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不！这叉子插了那么久，你不痛吗？
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痛！怎会不…
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你可以想想抢劫呀
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想还钱呀？
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抢劫啦
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想发财呀？
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抢劫啦
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想出人头地？
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抢劫啦！
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我的房子呢？没有了！
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书法展览呀？
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火水？
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救命…救命呀！
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对…
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好…
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行…
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Tony，我不知道怎么开口，但是…
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说出来有一点夸张
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不过我真的需要那么多
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我想问公司借…
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二十一年的薪水呀
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还没开口你就准备好了？
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AIice，干什么？
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我…其实我都不知道说什么才好
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但我真的替你很难过！
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无缘无故欠人家一大笔钱
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现在还被公司解雇了
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只是这样
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你千万不要难过
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这种事经常会发生的
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一定有办法解决的
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我来拿二百元而已，二百元！
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抢劫不难
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但不是说来就来嘛
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老大，要有准备嘛！
290
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做爱都讲前奏啦
291
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准备什么？
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带套子嘛
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抢劫要带套子？
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00:16:22,448 --> 00:16:23,642
我讲做爱呀
295
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我快死了，你还说做爱？
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00:16:28,420 --> 00:16:29,580
你到底想怎样？
297
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杀人？
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好呀
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你不用考虑一下吗？
300
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考虑完了
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00:16:45,204 --> 00:16:45,966
那么快？
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不过，在我们合作之前
303
00:16:50,542 --> 00:16:51,839
首先要解决一下这个…
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信任的问题
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00:16:53,779 --> 00:16:54,711
我相信你呀
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00:16:54,913 --> 00:16:56,073
我不相信你嘛！
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00:16:56,315 --> 00:16:57,509
我跟你挺陌生的
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00:16:59,485 --> 00:17:01,953
我呢，还没结婚
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00:17:02,087 --> 00:17:03,281
我老爸四十六岁死的
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我妈跟我哥一起住
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00:17:04,823 --> 00:17:06,256
我哥结了婚，刚生了一个孩子
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你有哥哥就好了，你可以问他借钱嘛
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00:17:10,229 --> 00:17:12,254
那有哥哥肯借三百万给弟弟的？
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三百万你有没有？
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00:17:13,899 --> 00:17:14,797
那倒是！
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00:17:16,301 --> 00:17:17,427
不过，说起来…
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你叫李家成
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你大哥不是叫李兆基吧？
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是呀！李兆基呀
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00:17:25,811 --> 00:17:27,745
你开玩笑吧？
321
00:17:29,248 --> 00:17:30,579
你老爸叫李小龙吗？
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00:17:30,916 --> 00:17:32,679
我都说你是认识我的
323
00:17:33,385 --> 00:17:36,286
我平常回到家里，没什么不良嗜好
324
00:17:36,989 --> 00:17:38,286
不…我是没有嗜好的
325
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我最好的朋友是…我的好朋友是…
326
00:17:42,928 --> 00:17:44,122
我是没有好朋友的
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00:17:45,531 --> 00:17:47,658
不，我是没有朋友的
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没朋友的…
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原来我是没有朋友的！
330
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不对吧？你是个男人呀
331
00:17:58,077 --> 00:18:00,045
为什么男人不能哭？
332
00:18:00,946 --> 00:18:02,174
我真的好想哭呀
333
00:18:02,748 --> 00:18:03,680
我去买点东西喝
334
00:18:04,883 --> 00:18:06,373
我不想被人看见我这个样子
335
00:18:07,019 --> 00:18:08,077
过来了…
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00:18:09,421 --> 00:18:10,149
就这样
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00:18:10,289 --> 00:18:11,881
他伏在我的肩膊上哭了半个小时
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00:18:13,058 --> 00:18:14,616
而我亦哭了半个小时
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00:18:17,663 --> 00:18:18,220
我比较简单
340
00:18:18,363 --> 00:18:21,093
父母早做了 “香菇肉酱” ，死了
341
00:18:21,233 --> 00:18:21,995
我一个人
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00:18:22,134 --> 00:18:23,931
我的小弟，朋友都叫我做
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爸爸
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00:18:26,905 --> 00:18:27,803
这地方是你住的？
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00:18:29,241 --> 00:18:30,469
那么多货物
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00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:32,873
别小看这些东西，七十几万
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00:18:33,011 --> 00:18:34,137
是大生意呀
348
00:18:34,446 --> 00:18:35,879
你不是相信吧？
349
00:18:36,248 --> 00:18:37,442
你要不要检验一下智商？
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00:18:37,683 --> 00:18:39,776
你说拍档互相要信任嘛
351
00:18:39,918 --> 00:18:40,976
你说什么我都相信呀
352
00:18:46,492 --> 00:18:47,481
女朋友？
353
00:18:47,993 --> 00:18:49,085
刚刚甩了
354
00:18:49,428 --> 00:18:50,827
为什么甩了她？样子不错呀
355
00:18:51,997 --> 00:18:53,931
关你什么事？
356
00:18:54,366 --> 00:18:56,766
你说要互相了解多些嘛
357
00:18:56,902 --> 00:18:57,891
为什么？
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00:18:58,270 --> 00:18:59,965
没有什么原因，女人这回事
359
00:19:00,172 --> 00:19:02,106
用完就甩，干净卫生
360
00:19:03,308 --> 00:19:04,707
挺像纸尿布的广告
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00:19:04,910 --> 00:19:08,073
简直就是纸尿布！你想想，女人…
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00:19:08,213 --> 00:19:11,341
你弟弟有需要时才拿出来的嘛
363
00:19:12,184 --> 00:19:13,811
不过通常坏在你已经…
364
00:19:14,386 --> 00:19:16,752
“哗，哗”完了嘛
365
00:19:16,955 --> 00:19:18,047
没有需要了嘛！
366
00:19:18,290 --> 00:19:20,986
但她还要包住你，围住你，贴住你
367
00:19:21,493 --> 00:19:22,357
所以我一向都说
368
00:19:22,561 --> 00:19:23,892
女人这回事呀，最好…
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00:19:24,229 --> 00:19:25,161
天天换！
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00:19:25,464 --> 00:19:26,931
不！每次更换
371
00:19:27,466 --> 00:19:28,558
用的时候拿出来
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00:19:28,734 --> 00:19:30,565
不用的时候放回去，放回去
373
00:19:30,802 --> 00:19:31,826
不用碍手碍脚
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00:19:34,306 --> 00:19:35,398
好难接受！
375
00:19:37,476 --> 00:19:40,001
这样子，今天晚上我睡房间
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00:19:40,245 --> 00:19:41,473
你睡客厅
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00:19:42,481 --> 00:19:43,846
对你算不错了！
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00:19:44,082 --> 00:19:45,982
算不错了！
379
00:19:46,118 --> 00:19:46,675
喝不喝东西？
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00:19:46,818 --> 00:19:47,512
喝呀，我要…
381
00:19:47,653 --> 00:19:49,553
水吧！我这儿的水挺清甜的
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00:19:50,622 --> 00:19:51,452
好的，谢谢
383
00:21:19,344 --> 00:21:20,003
谢谢
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00:21:20,145 --> 00:21:21,203
不客气
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00:21:21,580 --> 00:21:23,775
你…你是谁？
386
00:21:24,049 --> 00:21:25,175
我…我是你…
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00:21:25,317 --> 00:21:26,841
你爸爸的朋友
388
00:21:27,452 --> 00:21:28,510
我爸爸的朋友？
389
00:21:29,221 --> 00:21:30,620
我爸爸那有这么年轻的朋友？
390
00:21:30,922 --> 00:21:32,412
不…我意思是…
391
00:21:36,928 --> 00:21:38,088
有贼呀！
392
00:21:38,530 --> 00:21:39,224
谁是贼呀？
393
00:21:39,564 --> 00:21:40,929
没什么…你…
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00:21:41,133 --> 00:21:42,100
你的纸尿布呀
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00:21:47,239 --> 00:21:49,764
Mime…
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00:21:55,414 --> 00:21:56,745
我住几天就走的了
397
00:22:02,220 --> 00:22:03,619
我不知道你会回来的嘛
398
00:22:06,758 --> 00:22:08,089
不是这个意思…
399
00:22:13,432 --> 00:22:15,400
她说什么？我听不到呀
400
00:22:16,301 --> 00:22:18,963
听不到吧？这叫无声胜有声
401
00:22:19,104 --> 00:22:20,298
我们常常这样玩的
402
00:22:21,440 --> 00:22:22,634
女人真麻烦！
403
00:22:23,008 --> 00:22:25,738
分明已经分了手，总是藕断丝连的
404
00:22:26,912 --> 00:22:29,005
也不是呀，不错呀
405
00:22:30,115 --> 00:22:31,582
你喜欢吗？拿去用吧
406
00:22:32,017 --> 00:22:33,348
神经病！
407
00:22:33,518 --> 00:22:35,145
她真的肯的话我怎么办？
408
00:22:35,287 --> 00:22:36,345
你真的神经病
409
00:22:38,557 --> 00:22:39,455
早点睡
410
00:22:39,725 --> 00:22:41,522
明天进行地狱式训练
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00:22:41,793 --> 00:22:42,782
是！
412
00:23:07,085 --> 00:23:07,949
你干嘛？
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00:23:09,654 --> 00:23:11,178
行啦！你闭上眼就行了
414
00:23:11,423 --> 00:23:12,617
我们不是已经分手了吗？
415
00:23:14,226 --> 00:23:15,420
你不是那么现实吧？
416
00:23:15,560 --> 00:23:16,993
现实就是这样！
417
00:23:19,798 --> 00:23:20,662
你看什么？
418
00:23:21,700 --> 00:23:23,224
看一下都不可以？真的那么现实？
419
00:23:53,131 --> 00:23:55,929
早点睡，明天进行地狱式训练
420
00:23:57,169 --> 00:23:59,034
睡之前你讲过一次了
421
00:24:01,072 --> 00:24:03,370
但我怎么也想不到，地狱式训练
422
00:24:03,508 --> 00:24:04,998
是由即晚开始的
423
00:24:11,583 --> 00:24:12,515
训练开始！
424
00:24:12,784 --> 00:24:14,718
首先，你要习惯完全不用管其他人
425
00:24:14,853 --> 00:24:16,047
喜欢做什么就做什么
426
00:24:16,321 --> 00:24:17,583
譬如：随地吐痰
427
00:24:21,059 --> 00:24:22,959
别走呀混蛋，站住！给我站住！
428
00:24:27,098 --> 00:24:28,963
又或者可以随处小便
429
00:24:34,539 --> 00:24:35,403
别走呀你！
430
00:24:35,540 --> 00:24:36,336
我还未撒尿！
431
00:24:38,376 --> 00:24:39,707
为什么要练跑步呀？
432
00:24:40,512 --> 00:24:41,444
准备被人追呀
433
00:24:44,249 --> 00:24:45,341
为什么要练习打架？
434
00:24:45,784 --> 00:24:46,614
准备要打人呀
435
00:24:47,452 --> 00:24:48,282
为什么要打我？
436
00:24:48,720 --> 00:24:49,652
为你被人打做准备呀
437
00:24:55,060 --> 00:24:55,754
为什么不打？
438
00:24:56,194 --> 00:24:57,388
脱眼镜
439
00:24:59,998 --> 00:25:00,828
为什么脱眼镜？
440
00:25:01,299 --> 00:25:02,095
插眼
441
00:25:02,567 --> 00:25:03,465
为什么插眼？
442
00:25:03,668 --> 00:25:05,033
警察好喜欢插眼呀
443
00:25:09,774 --> 00:25:11,036
为什么要练习跳水呀？
444
00:25:11,943 --> 00:25:12,967
因为我看不见呀
445
00:25:15,514 --> 00:25:17,641
老大，我们求财，不用要命吧
446
00:25:18,149 --> 00:25:19,343
将来如果遇上有些…
447
00:25:19,551 --> 00:25:20,711
不长进的走出来反抗那怎办？
448
00:25:30,295 --> 00:25:31,557
这么小的狗不会反抗吧？
449
00:25:32,764 --> 00:25:33,822
将来你去银行抢劫你都…
450
00:25:33,965 --> 00:25:35,023
不会带菜刀去吧
451
00:25:35,200 --> 00:25:36,132
那么土气！对不对？
452
00:25:36,268 --> 00:25:37,235
现在是练习嘛
453
00:25:37,602 --> 00:25:39,593
难道我给你找个人吗？你迁就一下吧
454
00:25:40,305 --> 00:25:42,364
这只傢伙我在什么动物会拿回来
455
00:25:42,574 --> 00:25:43,506
几百块的
456
00:25:43,675 --> 00:25:44,505
快点吧！
457
00:25:47,946 --> 00:25:48,878
下不了手呀！
458
00:25:49,481 --> 00:25:51,415
我喜欢狗的，用别的吧
459
00:25:52,584 --> 00:25:53,744
幸好我有准备
460
00:25:57,689 --> 00:25:59,213
杀龟！来
461
00:26:00,325 --> 00:26:01,519
但这个不像乌龟呀
462
00:26:02,093 --> 00:26:03,151
像狗多些呀
463
00:26:04,362 --> 00:26:05,454
对呀！听说在印尼
464
00:26:05,597 --> 00:26:07,155
人们用它来看门的
465
00:26:08,266 --> 00:26:09,198
行不行的？
466
00:26:12,604 --> 00:26:14,765
不要紧，我有另一个准备
467
00:26:17,475 --> 00:26:18,305
动手
468
00:26:19,077 --> 00:26:19,907
动什么？
469
00:26:27,886 --> 00:26:28,910
杀这只小龟？
470
00:26:29,154 --> 00:26:29,779
来…
471
00:26:29,921 --> 00:26:31,354
我的刀法没那么刁钻哩！
472
00:26:31,590 --> 00:26:32,784
不是叫杀
473
00:26:33,992 --> 00:26:34,981
叫 “挤” ！
474
00:26:35,360 --> 00:26:36,156
你挤吧
475
00:26:36,428 --> 00:26:37,156
挤不挤呀？
476
00:26:45,770 --> 00:26:47,897
你挤出一个龟样子哩！
477
00:26:50,108 --> 00:26:50,972
你先来挤一下
478
00:26:55,113 --> 00:26:56,637
Mime不在呀
479
00:26:57,182 --> 00:26:58,342
对，你留个名字
480
00:26:58,516 --> 00:26:59,448
她回来我叫她打电话给你
481
00:27:00,385 --> 00:27:01,249
拜拜
482
00:27:02,854 --> 00:27:03,912
为什么你听我的电话？
483
00:27:04,723 --> 00:27:06,623
你叫我的！当自己家一样
484
00:27:06,758 --> 00:27:08,316
喜欢做什么就做什么嘛
485
00:27:10,996 --> 00:27:12,020
你们在做什么？
486
00:27:13,031 --> 00:27:15,056
那小乌龟它…
487
00:27:15,467 --> 00:27:17,765
你还在呀？
488
00:27:24,509 --> 00:27:25,567
好可爱呀！
489
00:27:28,380 --> 00:27:29,574
你终于记起了！
490
00:27:33,985 --> 00:27:34,849
记得什么？
491
00:27:35,487 --> 00:27:36,283
不知道呀
492
00:27:37,956 --> 00:27:39,480
这只狗很乖的
493
00:27:39,924 --> 00:27:41,448
我们刚开始恋爱的时候…
494
00:27:41,693 --> 00:27:42,990
他说送只小狗给我
495
00:27:43,461 --> 00:27:45,952
三年了，连狗链都没见过一条
496
00:27:46,264 --> 00:27:49,597
什么？你领上的金狗链是我送你的
497
00:27:50,101 --> 00:27:52,626
我送给你之后你又没说什么了
498
00:27:52,837 --> 00:27:54,270
我以为你不喜欢真狗嘛
499
00:27:54,773 --> 00:27:56,604
喜不喜欢不是常挂在嘴里的
500
00:27:56,841 --> 00:27:58,308
你又来这个！
501
00:28:00,311 --> 00:28:01,869
你现在还送东西给我干什么？
502
00:28:03,148 --> 00:28:04,706
说真的，我不是全心全意…
503
00:28:04,849 --> 00:28:06,817
倾力打算送东西给你的
504
00:28:07,485 --> 00:28:09,077
这句是真话，我可以做证
505
00:28:10,021 --> 00:28:10,988
谢谢了！
506
00:28:12,657 --> 00:28:14,147
其实我不大懂得养狗的
507
00:28:14,926 --> 00:28:16,917
我也不懂得做人啦，学嘛
508
00:28:18,329 --> 00:28:21,162
对了，刚才有个叫AIan的打电话给你
509
00:28:21,299 --> 00:28:22,266
你要不要给他回个电话？
510
00:28:22,434 --> 00:28:23,298
好呀，谢谢
511
00:28:24,869 --> 00:28:25,995
你是做什么职业的？
512
00:28:26,671 --> 00:28:28,104
我做驻厂ModeI的
513
00:28:28,873 --> 00:28:30,363
你是模特儿呀？
514
00:28:31,176 --> 00:28:33,872
其实不大说得上，有时候客人来到
515
00:28:34,079 --> 00:28:35,740
我就试穿衣服样办让他们看
516
00:28:36,147 --> 00:28:37,239
有没有男装的？
517
00:28:38,283 --> 00:28:39,910
我可以帮你问问
518
00:28:43,988 --> 00:28:45,888
现在，你随便找个人来揍
519
00:28:46,091 --> 00:28:47,149
随便？
520
00:28:47,559 --> 00:28:48,218
随便找一个可以了
521
00:28:48,359 --> 00:28:49,417
除了我
522
00:28:49,627 --> 00:28:50,491
把头蒙上
523
00:28:54,733 --> 00:28:56,291
你要揍的那一个…
524
00:28:57,802 --> 00:28:58,598
揍谁？
525
00:28:58,803 --> 00:28:59,701
揍这个吧
526
00:29:03,641 --> 00:29:04,733
妈咪…
527
00:29:04,909 --> 00:29:05,705
这一个？
528
00:29:05,910 --> 00:29:07,468
对！当他是你的杀父仇人，去！
529
00:29:10,381 --> 00:29:11,313
我老爸是癌症死的
530
00:29:11,449 --> 00:29:12,313
当这人是癌症吗？
531
00:29:12,584 --> 00:29:13,642
就当是癌症好了，去吧…
532
00:29:15,186 --> 00:29:17,086
对不起，我不可以把一个人当成癌症
533
00:29:17,522 --> 00:29:18,989
就当这人是经常…
534
00:29:19,190 --> 00:29:21,351
轻薄你的女神的那个经理
535
00:29:21,860 --> 00:29:24,658
一天到晚讨她的便宜
536
00:29:25,530 --> 00:29:28,226
摸完肩膊摸背再摸胸部
537
00:29:28,533 --> 00:29:33,994
又用他的职权请她吃饭，灌她喝酒
538
00:29:34,305 --> 00:29:35,704
又强拉她去别墅
539
00:29:36,040 --> 00:29:37,473
故意不用套子…
540
00:29:50,388 --> 00:29:51,946
还反抗？
541
00:29:52,257 --> 00:29:54,282
打死你！
542
00:29:54,492 --> 00:29:56,460
揍多两下子就走吧！快走吧
543
00:29:56,694 --> 00:29:57,319
怎么声音都变了？
544
00:29:57,462 --> 00:29:58,486
走吧！
545
00:30:01,166 --> 00:30:02,133
谁打我？
546
00:30:03,468 --> 00:30:04,435
有胆出来揍多一次
547
00:30:05,837 --> 00:30:07,566
拍你就拍你啰！
548
00:30:09,274 --> 00:30:10,172
走！
549
00:30:12,610 --> 00:30:14,009
真的有种哩！
550
00:30:16,748 --> 00:30:19,546
我们抢劫而已，要做这种事吗？
551
00:30:20,585 --> 00:30:21,950
现在是抢劫银行呀
552
00:30:22,086 --> 00:30:24,145
你不用培养一下呀？真是的
553
00:30:24,656 --> 00:30:25,918
抢劫银行？
554
00:30:26,524 --> 00:30:27,513
要五六百万
555
00:30:27,659 --> 00:30:28,751
不抢劫银行还抢劫那里？
556
00:30:28,893 --> 00:30:29,917
抢劫医院呀？
557
00:30:30,094 --> 01:01:01,864
我那有说过要五六百万呀？
558
00:30:31,129 --> 00:30:32,118
我要三百万而已
559
00:30:33,464 --> 00:30:36,831
我陪你去抢劫，要三百万
560
00:30:37,302 --> 00:30:39,270
那三百万你全要了
561
00:30:39,571 --> 00:30:42,369
我要什么呢？你可有为我着想？
562
00:30:42,640 --> 00:30:43,902
我没功也有劳呀
563
00:30:45,276 --> 00:30:46,607
抢劫可以
564
00:30:46,778 --> 00:30:47,767
你不要打算抢我以前工作的那一间呀
565
00:30:48,246 --> 00:30:49,611
让AIice见到可不行！
566
00:30:50,882 --> 00:30:53,817
这件事，我计划了十年了
567
00:30:55,086 --> 00:30:58,852
在我心中早已有一间理想的银行
568
00:30:59,858 --> 00:31:00,654
你不是一直盘算着…
569
00:31:00,792 --> 00:31:02,589
这种伟大的计划吧？
570
00:31:03,528 --> 00:31:04,620
伟大吧？
571
00:31:05,463 --> 00:31:07,397
将来把抢劫得来的钱存进这一间…
572
00:31:08,700 --> 00:31:09,564
不要说这个
573
00:31:10,668 --> 00:31:12,602
我现在带你去见一个…
574
00:31:12,837 --> 00:31:14,395
黑白两道都有份量的人
575
00:31:15,173 --> 00:31:20,577
江湖上每个人都尊称他洪爷！
576
00:31:24,082 --> 00:31:25,310
洪…
577
00:31:25,483 --> 00:31:26,313
你的头！
578
00:31:26,584 --> 00:31:27,881
我的小弟卢佬呀
579
00:31:28,453 --> 00:31:29,385
什么都能讲的
580
00:31:29,921 --> 00:31:31,183
那电视机…
581
00:31:33,191 --> 00:31:35,751
爸爸，电视机刚刚修理好
582
00:31:36,294 --> 00:31:37,727
修理好为什么要告诉我？
583
00:31:42,300 --> 00:31:43,733
洪爷？
584
00:31:44,002 --> 00:31:47,665
对不对？我都说过洪爷是厉害的脚色
585
00:31:47,972 --> 00:31:49,234
你以为一找他他就会出来吗？
586
00:31:49,507 --> 00:31:51,702
一定要找中间人拉拉线什么的
587
00:31:52,143 --> 00:31:53,804
怎么了？什么时候能够安排呀？
588
00:31:54,479 --> 00:31:55,503
你真的想见他？
589
00:31:55,847 --> 00:31:56,939
我像开玩笑吗？
590
00:31:59,417 --> 00:32:00,406
那好吧
591
00:32:05,189 --> 00:32:06,816
爸爸，有没有七叔的电话？
592
00:32:07,558 --> 00:32:09,492
找洪爷而已，找七叔干什么？
593
00:32:09,994 --> 00:32:11,825
找不到七叔，怎么找得到龙婆？
594
00:32:12,463 --> 00:32:14,055
我找龙婆干什么？
595
00:32:14,699 --> 00:32:15,791
请洪爷上来嘛
596
00:32:16,467 --> 00:32:17,559
洪爷都死了那么久了
597
00:32:17,769 --> 00:32:18,861
不请龙婆问米请他上来
598
00:32:19,003 --> 00:32:20,027
怎么可以见他呢？
599
00:32:20,271 --> 00:32:21,203
电视机怎么那么花？
600
00:32:22,240 --> 00:32:23,070
不对吧？
601
00:32:23,341 --> 00:32:24,330
老兄
602
00:32:24,609 --> 00:32:26,099
到底现在该找谁买枪呢？
603
00:32:26,477 --> 00:32:27,409
我很久没出来混了
604
00:32:27,612 --> 00:32:28,510
要找一找才知道呀
605
00:32:29,948 --> 00:32:30,880
买枪？
606
00:32:35,019 --> 00:32:36,350
你不是打算跟他去枪劫吧？
607
00:32:37,322 --> 00:32:39,290
去吃火锅是吧？你们…
608
00:32:45,463 --> 00:32:46,657
我就是知道他不行
609
00:32:46,898 --> 00:32:47,922
所以找你一起干呀
610
00:32:48,700 --> 00:32:51,999
我？不对吧？我有老婆儿女的
611
00:32:52,704 --> 00:32:53,966
又不是叫你去抢劫
612
00:32:54,605 --> 00:32:55,629
那找我干什么？
613
00:32:56,074 --> 00:32:57,006
做警卫
614
00:32:58,810 --> 00:33:00,641
装个样子而已，要这么认真吗？
615
00:33:01,112 --> 00:33:02,204
居然黏胡子！
616
00:33:03,448 --> 00:33:05,916
卢佬做警卫，那么MichaeI装谁呀？
617
00:33:09,120 --> 00:33:10,212
这里只有我们三个人
618
00:33:10,588 --> 00:33:12,556
总要有一个人做大堂经理吧？
619
00:33:13,091 --> 00:33:13,989
那一个呢？
620
00:33:14,325 --> 00:33:16,759
银行那么大，一个客人不嫌多呀
621
00:33:18,563 --> 00:33:19,552
你的？
622
00:33:20,264 --> 00:33:21,253
我的
623
00:33:21,599 --> 00:33:23,157
你的？结了婚还用这个？
624
00:33:23,735 --> 00:33:25,965
我结婚前用的，用了好久了
625
00:33:26,371 --> 00:33:27,360
用了好久啦？
626
00:33:27,638 --> 00:33:29,765
干嘛？你想横刀夺爱吗？工作吧
627
00:33:30,775 --> 00:33:31,639
挺不错的！
628
00:33:32,443 --> 00:33:33,410
抢劫
629
00:33:34,078 --> 00:33:36,911
全部别动
630
00:33:37,815 --> 00:33:39,840
这是什么？什么？
631
00:33:40,585 --> 00:33:41,381
枪呀！
632
00:33:41,586 --> 00:33:43,076
枪？那么多枪？英雄本色吗？
633
00:33:43,454 --> 00:33:44,853
有枪都由我用啦！你又戴眼镜
634
00:33:45,690 --> 00:33:46,622
你用这个嘛
635
00:33:48,693 --> 00:33:49,591
菜刀？
636
00:33:49,761 --> 00:33:50,887
装模作样而已
637
00:33:51,562 --> 00:33:54,326
抢劫，全部别…
638
00:33:54,499 --> 00:33:55,523
还来？还来？
639
00:33:58,036 --> 00:34:00,470
抢劫，全都别动，我们只是求财…
640
00:34:00,638 --> 00:34:01,605
拿三百万出来…
641
00:34:03,841 --> 00:34:05,638
没有人听到你叫什么呀
642
00:34:05,810 --> 00:34:07,573
刀又崩了，墙壁又裂了
643
00:34:09,047 --> 00:34:10,537
不是这样他们是不怕的
644
00:34:10,815 --> 00:34:12,339
你干嘛要吓怕他们呢？
645
00:34:12,517 --> 00:34:15,782
太太小孩哇哇叫，心烦意乱嘛！
646
00:34:15,920 --> 00:34:17,353
那怎么办呀？杀了他们呀？
647
00:34:18,456 --> 00:34:20,651
你唯一要制服的，是这一个
648
00:34:21,726 --> 00:34:22,624
抢劫，别动
649
00:34:23,127 --> 00:34:25,891
好害怕呀！受人丁点儿薪水
650
00:34:26,064 --> 00:34:26,996
当然不跟你拼命啦
651
00:34:27,799 --> 00:34:30,563
卢佬，专业一点好不好？
652
00:34:30,768 --> 00:34:32,133
什么？
653
00:34:32,303 --> 00:34:34,168
对呀，我胁持你你该反抗一下呀
654
00:34:34,472 --> 00:34:36,337
你这样胁持他他还那敢反抗？
655
00:34:36,607 --> 00:34:37,266
就是呀
656
00:34:37,542 --> 00:34:38,270
应该是这样
657
00:34:40,378 --> 00:34:43,779
我受人家丁点儿薪水，我那敢反抗？
658
00:34:46,417 --> 00:34:47,076
抢劫，别动
659
00:34:47,218 --> 00:34:50,153
我受人家丁点儿薪水，我那敢反抗？
660
00:34:51,322 --> 00:34:52,016
他装得挺像的
661
00:34:52,223 --> 00:34:54,418
还有！你抢劫的时候
662
00:34:54,625 --> 00:34:58,391
声线、口音，最好不要让人家认出来
663
00:34:58,696 --> 00:35:01,164
像上一次揍人似的，声音都变了
664
00:35:01,599 --> 00:35:02,429
你行？
665
00:35:02,567 --> 00:35:05,331
我可以，我可以这样子去抢劫
666
00:35:05,837 --> 00:35:07,361
老外？
667
00:35:08,005 --> 00:35:09,495
老外都会抢劫呀
668
00:35:10,007 --> 00:35:11,201
那倒是呀
669
00:35:11,943 --> 00:35:12,910
然后怎么了？
670
00:35:13,744 --> 00:35:14,608
然后就简单啦
671
00:35:16,481 --> 00:35:19,177
把钱全拿出来，不然打爆你的头
672
00:35:19,917 --> 00:35:21,282
拿钱，走
673
00:35:21,552 --> 00:35:22,246
搞定！
674
00:35:22,753 --> 00:35:23,583
有这么容易吗？
675
00:35:23,921 --> 00:35:25,786
就是这么容易，有多难？
676
00:35:26,057 --> 00:35:28,150
我都说过啦！好多人以为很难
677
00:35:28,359 --> 00:35:30,987
他们没试过而已， ，太容易了
678
00:35:31,896 --> 00:35:33,420
容易是容易了，但你也没试过呀
679
00:35:34,866 --> 00:35:36,356
你知不知道一个成功的人
680
00:35:36,567 --> 00:35:38,000
和一个失败的人的分别是什么？
681
00:35:39,036 --> 00:35:41,231
一个成功，一个失败
682
00:35:42,406 --> 00:35:44,431
一个会说：有没有那么容易？
683
00:35:45,209 --> 00:35:47,837
一个会说：有多难？
684
00:35:48,446 --> 00:35:51,176
不知道为什么抢劫的人通常都很不幸
685
00:35:51,415 --> 00:35:53,178
总会遇上个休班警察
686
00:35:53,784 --> 00:35:56,344
别动！你们这些毛贼
687
00:35:57,188 --> 00:35:58,177
你是印度警察吗？
688
00:35:59,190 --> 00:36:00,282
对不起！
689
00:36:00,591 --> 00:36:01,990
别动，你这些混蛋！
690
00:36:02,293 --> 00:36:04,557
这个时候你就要立刻胁持人质
691
00:36:05,229 --> 00:36:05,661
对了
692
00:36:05,796 --> 00:36:08,026
选人质第一个原则是要选一个惊慌的
693
00:36:08,232 --> 00:36:10,530
她哭呀哭的，警察就不敢胡乱开枪
694
00:36:10,668 --> 00:36:12,363
第二，要选一个美丽的
695
00:36:12,570 --> 00:36:15,004
你选个猪一样的，警察对准他来射
696
00:36:15,206 --> 00:36:16,503
子弹就会穿过他身体打中你
697
00:36:16,774 --> 00:36:19,072
行了没有？他的嘴巴很臭呀！
698
00:36:19,477 --> 00:36:21,502
你都不懂得怎么胁持人质！
699
00:36:21,779 --> 00:36:23,542
要这样！抓他过来
700
00:36:23,748 --> 00:36:24,840
给他一点空位呀
701
00:36:26,551 --> 00:36:28,041
那警察就不懂得怎么开枪了
702
00:36:29,854 --> 00:36:30,718
你们干什么？
703
00:36:31,355 --> 00:36:32,788
我们…没什么！
704
00:36:32,990 --> 00:36:34,355
他不懂得怎么做人工呼吸
705
00:36:34,492 --> 00:36:35,584
于是我们教他
706
00:36:35,860 --> 00:36:36,724
人工呼吸？
707
00:36:36,961 --> 00:36:37,825
嘴对嘴那一种哩！
708
00:36:38,729 --> 00:36:40,026
我不太熟呀，你示范一下
709
00:36:41,432 --> 00:36:42,330
他比较熟
710
00:36:44,268 --> 00:36:46,202
卢佬，你干嘛穿成这个样子呀？
711
00:36:46,737 --> 00:36:48,500
我…
712
00:36:51,809 --> 00:36:52,901
光天化日
713
00:36:53,144 --> 00:36:56,580
一个健康的华人装成印度阿三…
714
00:36:57,682 --> 00:36:59,843
真是…奇怪呀，不知为什么！
715
00:37:02,086 --> 00:37:03,246
我…
716
00:37:04,021 --> 00:37:05,579
不要看着我，我接不下去的
717
00:37:07,858 --> 00:37:09,883
对了，为什么会装成这样呢？
718
00:37:10,561 --> 00:37:11,391
这个真是…
719
00:37:11,662 --> 00:37:12,424
一个谜呀
720
00:37:15,399 --> 00:37:17,526
古古怪怪的，不知道你们在做什么
721
00:37:24,308 --> 00:37:25,138
嫂子…
722
00:37:26,244 --> 00:37:28,109
前任嫂子回来了
723
00:37:28,546 --> 00:37:30,138
我们还继续下去吗？
724
00:37:30,848 --> 00:37:31,837
继什么续？
725
00:37:33,818 --> 00:37:34,978
我想我都是不行的
726
00:37:36,287 --> 00:37:38,312
看你的样子好像想放弃
727
00:37:39,090 --> 00:37:41,115
卢佬，如果你不是听觉有问题
728
00:37:41,259 --> 00:37:44,160
你就是智商有问题
729
00:37:44,996 --> 00:37:46,429
我分明说要放弃嘛
730
00:37:48,666 --> 00:37:49,655
你是谁呀？
731
00:37:51,135 --> 00:37:52,159
你问那一位是谁呀？
732
00:37:52,670 --> 00:37:53,568
你有何贵干？
733
00:37:57,875 --> 00:37:58,807
他怎么进来的？
734
00:37:59,677 --> 00:38:02,942
这是他的特性，来无踪去无影
735
00:38:03,414 --> 00:38:06,941
还写得一手好字，但他的为人呢…
736
00:38:12,456 --> 00:38:14,253
搬来这里都不通知一声？
737
00:38:15,526 --> 00:38:16,117
我搬来这里就是…
738
00:38:16,260 --> 00:38:17,921
为了想办法还钱给你嘛
739
00:38:18,829 --> 00:38:23,027
三天之后再不还钱，你知道会怎样啦
740
00:38:24,335 --> 00:38:26,132
你迫死我也收不到钱的
741
00:38:26,871 --> 00:38:28,031
收这笔钱事小
742
00:38:28,572 --> 00:38:30,699
影响我山猪收账的声誉事大
743
00:38:31,275 --> 00:38:32,799
为了令其他人准时还钱
744
00:38:33,210 --> 00:38:35,269
偶然我都抓一两个杀一儆百
745
00:38:35,880 --> 00:38:38,178
为什么要选我？我好杀一点吗？
746
00:38:38,316 --> 00:38:39,408
是！
747
00:39:13,117 --> 00:39:15,210
拿回来！拿回来呀！
748
00:39:17,488 --> 00:39:18,750
对不起，我想还你的！
749
00:39:19,256 --> 00:39:20,382
你拿回去…
750
00:39:21,759 --> 00:39:22,851
你都知道痛心吧？
751
00:39:23,294 --> 00:39:24,761
你放心，我不会还给你的
752
00:39:25,162 --> 00:39:26,823
我不会！我不会还你的，OK？
753
00:39:27,031 --> 00:39:27,929
什么事那么吵？
754
00:39:29,567 --> 00:39:30,556
他…
755
00:39:30,801 --> 00:39:31,597
他朋友
756
00:39:31,936 --> 00:39:33,563
猪朋狗友，不认识亦无所谓
757
00:39:36,440 --> 00:39:37,429
他干什么？
758
00:39:37,742 --> 00:39:38,731
练习人工呼吸嘛
759
00:39:40,077 --> 00:39:42,102
你们为什么都学人工呼吸呀？
760
00:39:46,283 --> 00:39:47,307
你真的有种呀你
761
00:39:47,451 --> 00:39:48,213
当然啦！
762
00:39:48,386 --> 00:39:49,819
起来！起来呀
763
00:39:50,621 --> 00:39:51,519
我告诉你呀
764
00:39:51,789 --> 00:39:54,349
出来混呀，你的命未必比我的命烂呀
765
00:39:54,759 --> 00:39:55,748
我们这儿不欢迎你
766
00:39:55,893 --> 00:39:58,088
以后别再踏入这儿半步，滚！
767
00:40:01,465 --> 00:40:02,625
滚！
768
00:40:04,668 --> 00:40:05,600
卢佬
769
00:40:06,003 --> 00:40:07,163
你好帅呀
770
00:40:07,671 --> 00:40:08,603
当然啦！
771
00:40:09,473 --> 00:40:11,407
我又不是住在这里，他又不认识我
772
00:40:11,942 --> 00:40:12,670
我怕什么？
773
00:40:14,044 --> 00:40:16,604
但我住在这里，他又认识我
774
00:40:18,349 --> 00:40:21,318
那不要紧，你们早一点下手就是了
775
00:40:21,786 --> 00:40:23,276
我快安排好了
776
00:40:23,788 --> 00:40:25,085
钱你们安排好没有？
777
00:40:25,356 --> 00:40:26,186
什么钱？
778
00:40:27,458 --> 00:40:28,789
买枪也要钱呀
779
00:40:31,429 --> 00:40:32,361
对呀
780
00:40:33,631 --> 00:40:34,427
没有呀
781
00:40:35,599 --> 00:40:36,531
那么我去卸妆了
782
00:40:38,235 --> 00:40:39,224
我想找妈妈
783
00:40:39,937 --> 00:40:40,835
对呀！
784
00:40:41,338 --> 00:40:43,568
每一个老人家都有一万多棺材本的
785
00:40:44,408 --> 00:40:45,500
那把枪有希望了
786
00:40:46,544 --> 00:40:47,408
你妈在那边呀
787
00:40:49,079 --> 00:40:50,103
我…
788
00:40:50,448 --> 00:40:51,346
你干什么？
789
00:40:51,949 --> 00:40:52,973
晕呀！
790
00:40:53,184 --> 00:40:55,118
我来…来这种地方我会头晕的
791
00:40:55,286 --> 00:40:56,275
不知道平时是否…
792
00:40:56,454 --> 00:40:57,580
问候人家的老妈问候得太多
793
00:40:57,922 --> 00:40:58,911
在这地方的都是人家的妈
794
00:40:59,590 --> 00:41:00,682
我担心他们问候我
795
00:41:00,958 --> 00:41:03,051
我出去等你
796
00:41:06,163 --> 00:41:07,152
妈！
797
00:41:07,731 --> 00:41:08,823
妈…
798
00:41:09,066 --> 00:41:09,964
你没事吧？
799
00:41:10,634 --> 00:41:14,934
臭小子！吵着我睡觉
800
00:41:15,105 --> 00:41:17,505
当然有事啦！ 你怎么了？
801
00:41:18,075 --> 00:41:20,566
昨晚我打了一整晚麻将…
802
00:41:20,778 --> 00:41:22,109
才睡了两个小时
803
00:41:22,546 --> 00:41:24,514
被你吵醒了，你说有没有事呢？
804
00:41:25,149 --> 00:41:26,480
你在老人院打通宵麻将呀？
805
00:41:26,817 --> 00:41:28,011
别那么大声！
806
00:41:28,185 --> 00:41:30,653
我们不让护士知道的
807
00:41:31,055 --> 00:41:33,455
我们几个偷偷玩的
808
00:41:34,391 --> 00:41:35,221
她们那么老
809
00:41:35,392 --> 00:41:36,324
你还跟她们打通宵麻将呀？
810
00:41:36,727 --> 00:41:37,523
不然可以怎样？
811
00:41:37,728 --> 00:41:38,956
不赢点零用钱怎么行？
812
00:41:40,598 --> 00:41:41,656
妈
813
00:41:43,834 --> 00:41:45,062
对不起呀
814
00:41:45,769 --> 00:41:49,671
怎么你说话吞吞吐吐的？
815
00:41:50,007 --> 00:41:52,271
活像你死去的老爸那个模样！
816
00:41:52,977 --> 00:41:56,811
为什么今天不上班呀？闲着呀？
817
00:41:57,615 --> 00:41:59,048
我专诚请假来探你嘛
818
00:41:59,383 --> 00:42:02,648
你呀！做事总不分轻重
819
00:42:03,153 --> 00:42:05,417
星期天来探我也可以呀
820
00:42:05,856 --> 00:42:07,289
不，妈呀…
821
00:42:07,625 --> 00:42:09,149
走吧…走呀！
822
00:42:10,661 --> 00:42:11,719
妈呀，我…
823
00:42:11,929 --> 00:42:12,827
别打扰妈妈我睡觉
824
00:42:12,963 --> 00:42:14,521
妈，我… 走呀…
825
00:42:17,501 --> 00:42:19,025
没用的傢伙！棺材本都骗不到
826
00:42:19,503 --> 00:42:20,561
怎么没看见你骗你妈妈的？
827
00:42:20,938 --> 00:42:22,064
你还是个人呀？
828
00:42:30,281 --> 00:42:31,213
通爽吗？
829
00:42:31,582 --> 00:42:32,640
很爽呀
830
00:42:32,850 --> 00:42:33,748
结不结实呀？
831
00:42:33,951 --> 00:42:34,849
把毛吸住了
832
00:42:36,053 --> 00:42:38,419
对了，应该戴在头上呀
833
00:42:39,490 --> 00:42:40,650
对不起，我习惯了
834
00:42:41,125 --> 00:42:42,114
我不会怪责你
835
00:42:42,393 --> 00:42:43,417
脱下来
836
00:42:43,694 --> 00:42:46,162
你的腿毛像满清人似的，你真过份！
837
00:42:46,363 --> 00:42:47,227
你两个搞什么？
838
00:42:49,166 --> 00:42:51,896
你不要误会，我们是…
839
00:42:52,102 --> 00:42:55,299
解释什么嘛！是喜欢穿丝袜呀
840
00:42:55,506 --> 00:42:57,406
难道买来抢劫吗？
841
00:42:59,109 --> 00:43:00,906
说真的，现在看见你这样子
842
00:43:01,245 --> 00:43:02,507
我真的好开心！
843
00:43:03,714 --> 00:43:05,181
简直有重生的感觉
844
00:43:06,850 --> 00:43:07,908
以后就有好日子过了
845
00:43:09,787 --> 00:43:10,811
保重
846
00:43:11,755 --> 00:43:13,450
这么快就走，不多坐一会？
847
00:43:13,691 --> 00:43:14,555
保重
848
00:43:16,060 --> 00:43:17,459
你干什么？你不是好讨厌我吗？
849
00:43:17,761 --> 00:43:18,887
他怎会讨厌你？
850
00:43:19,096 --> 01:26:39,852
你是我上司
851
00:43:20,097 --> 01:26:41,829
怎会无缘无故讨厌他呢？
852
00:43:20,998 --> 00:43:22,124
不是…
853
00:43:22,333 --> 00:43:23,300
你成熟了很多
854
00:43:23,601 --> 00:43:25,296
失恋真的帮助不少…
855
00:43:25,469 --> 00:43:26,333
保重
856
00:43:27,004 --> 00:43:28,699
人家都走了，你不要碍住人家嘛
857
00:43:29,073 --> 00:43:30,665
你…
858
00:43:30,808 --> 00:43:31,775
你的声音好熟！
859
00:43:31,976 --> 00:43:33,136
没，你从未听过我的声音
860
00:43:33,510 --> 00:43:34,340
不…
861
00:43:34,511 --> 00:43:35,500
我一定是在什么地方听过你的声音
862
00:43:35,713 --> 00:43:36,873
人有相似，声有相同
863
00:43:37,081 --> 00:43:39,641
保重…保重
864
00:43:40,584 --> 00:43:41,608
我一定听过你的声音
865
00:43:41,952 --> 00:43:43,044
我听过你的声音
866
00:43:47,424 --> 00:43:50,154
我们是随意凑巧打中他而已
867
00:43:52,396 --> 00:43:54,523
那当然啦！难道是伏击他吗？
868
00:43:54,732 --> 00:43:55,562
我跟他无仇无怨…
869
00:44:05,309 --> 00:44:06,640
原来现在买枪
870
00:44:07,778 --> 00:44:09,006
要找臭屎B
871
00:44:09,947 --> 00:44:13,405
臭屎B？以前跟口水荣的臭屎B？
872
00:44:13,684 --> 00:44:16,380
他升级了！改了个英文名字
873
00:44:16,553 --> 00:44:20,580
叫CharIesB，我有他的地址
874
00:44:21,425 --> 00:44:22,687
CharIesB？ ！
875
00:44:26,597 --> 00:44:27,962
这电视机那么花？ ！
876
00:44:28,165 --> 00:44:29,063
我的电视没问题
877
00:44:33,570 --> 00:44:34,969
到那里找万多元回来呀你？
878
00:44:35,439 --> 00:44:37,168
棺材本嘛
879
00:44:38,275 --> 00:44:40,175
你真的骗你妈妈的钱那么没人性呀？
880
00:44:41,078 --> 00:44:42,204
我的！
881
00:44:48,018 --> 00:44:50,851
爸爸，有一件非常重要的事要告诉你
882
00:44:51,121 --> 00:44:52,884
就是千万不要叫他做臭屎B呀
883
00:44:53,590 --> 00:44:54,557
洪兴一门十三口…
884
00:44:54,692 --> 00:44:56,091
都因为这样被他干掉的
885
00:44:57,628 --> 00:44:58,754
这些消息可靠吗？
886
00:44:59,396 --> 00:45:02,194
什么？不可以叫臭屎B做臭屎…
887
00:45:06,136 --> 00:45:08,104
不，不！
888
00:45:12,042 --> 00:45:12,906
B哥
889
00:45:15,345 --> 00:45:16,403
你们很惊慌吗？
890
00:45:16,714 --> 00:45:17,681
不是呀
891
00:45:18,182 --> 00:45:19,672
要不然为什么站得那么有趣呀？
892
00:45:51,915 --> 00:45:53,177
你两个到底上来干什么的？
893
00:45:53,350 --> 00:45:54,578
只是看着我吃东西又不说话
894
00:45:55,486 --> 00:45:57,613
不…人又多 怎会…
895
00:45:57,855 --> 00:45:59,823
看见你在吃东西，不好意思嘛
896
00:46:01,158 --> 00:46:02,352
你两个讲什么屁话？
897
00:46:03,227 --> 00:46:06,094
意思是… 完全即可以说
898
00:46:07,865 --> 00:46:11,266
枪…我们来买枪
899
00:46:13,036 --> 00:46:14,060
钱呢？
900
00:46:19,843 --> 00:46:21,367
我…我拿
901
00:46:46,503 --> 00:46:49,301
拿完没有？我有点累呀
902
00:47:05,622 --> 00:47:07,180
如果不是给口水荣面子
903
00:47:12,129 --> 00:47:13,994
我们就是知道B哥你大人有大量
904
00:47:14,198 --> 00:47:15,222
我们要一支就可以了
905
00:47:15,432 --> 00:47:16,364
每一支都一样吧？
906
00:47:17,367 --> 00:47:19,494
不要！ B哥， B哥不要呀
907
00:47:20,270 --> 00:47:21,703
不小心而已， B哥
908
00:47:22,105 --> 00:47:23,299
你不是说给口水荣面子的吗？
909
00:47:25,309 --> 00:47:26,970
已经给了，要不然已经死了
910
00:47:27,244 --> 00:47:28,074
走吧
911
00:47:28,378 --> 00:47:29,276
谢谢B哥…
912
00:47:33,817 --> 00:47:34,806
这一边呀
913
00:47:38,322 --> 00:47:39,812
不是吧？想拿走？
914
00:47:41,859 --> 00:47:43,326
你不是吧？想拿走？
915
00:47:43,994 --> 00:47:45,325
他不是吧？他想拿走？
916
00:47:50,634 --> 00:47:52,659
走开呀B哥，走开呀！
917
00:47:53,003 --> 00:47:54,698
算啦！
918
00:47:55,706 --> 00:47:57,765
算？怎么算呀？
919
00:47:59,109 --> 00:48:01,043
我没有这一笔钱我就死定了
920
00:48:02,746 --> 00:48:04,907
每个人都欺负我，我好欺负嘛
921
00:48:06,717 --> 00:48:07,775
反正都要死
922
00:48:08,185 --> 00:48:11,086
走啦…走，算啦…
923
00:48:11,755 --> 00:48:13,086
我刚才不是做过了？
924
00:48:13,490 --> 00:48:14,787
为了几万元杀我？ ！来吧
925
00:48:18,061 --> 00:48:20,621
好！钱我一定要拿
926
00:48:21,064 --> 00:48:22,224
要枪的随便挑一支
927
00:48:24,034 --> 00:48:25,296
谢谢B哥，谢谢…
928
00:48:28,205 --> 00:48:29,263
挑那一支呀？
929
00:48:36,013 --> 00:48:36,911
这些枪那么残旧！
930
00:48:37,180 --> 00:48:38,477
你不必玩得那么尽吧？
931
00:48:42,719 --> 00:48:44,118
你总是把旧枪卖给人家
932
00:48:44,321 --> 00:48:45,583
新枪留下来干嘛？
933
00:48:51,428 --> 00:48:52,395
我不要这一支
934
00:48:53,897 --> 00:48:55,797
弟弟，我不管你做什么买卖
935
00:48:56,199 --> 00:48:57,530
事成之后死不去的
936
00:48:57,701 --> 00:48:58,668
考虑回来帮我的忙
937
00:48:58,969 --> 00:48:59,993
一定一定
938
00:49:17,254 --> 00:49:18,414
我帮Mime喂狗
939
00:49:22,225 --> 00:49:23,317
你这是什么态度？
940
00:49:23,860 --> 00:49:25,122
什么？什么态度？
941
00:49:26,296 --> 00:49:27,456
神气一次半次而已…
942
00:49:27,597 --> 00:49:28,859
要这样态度对人吗？
943
00:49:29,199 --> 00:49:30,598
我什么态度呀？
944
00:49:31,468 --> 00:49:33,698
你一向都没什么态度的
945
00:49:34,638 --> 00:49:35,730
不知道你说什么
946
00:49:37,174 --> 00:49:40,041
你一向都不会说不知道我说什么的
947
00:49:40,844 --> 00:49:42,744
你不要以为自己真的很行呀
948
00:49:43,847 --> 00:49:45,576
你还有好多东西不行的
949
00:49:46,249 --> 00:49:48,547
像那只狗，你到现在仍然不敢下手
950
00:49:49,453 --> 00:49:51,011
我是不敢呀，你敢吗？
951
00:49:52,522 --> 00:49:53,386
你说什么？
952
00:49:53,523 --> 00:49:54,455
没什么
953
00:49:54,958 --> 00:49:55,822
我不敢下手？
954
00:49:56,994 --> 00:49:57,926
听见你还问？
955
00:49:59,162 --> 00:50:00,322
我不敢下手？
956
00:50:01,498 --> 00:50:03,523
我杀人像吞一颗药丸而已
957
00:50:04,701 --> 00:50:05,759
当然啦！
958
00:50:07,471 --> 00:50:09,098
你这样看我是说…
959
00:50:09,239 --> 00:50:10,763
我不单连一只狗都杀不到
960
00:50:11,041 --> 00:50:11,803
鸡又杀不到…
961
00:50:11,942 --> 00:50:13,967
鱼又杀不到，什么都杀不到
962
00:50:14,311 --> 00:50:15,539
我出来混了那么久
963
00:50:15,879 --> 00:50:17,813
从来没有人敢对我这样说话！
964
00:50:18,548 --> 00:50:20,072
你现在是不是这个意思？
965
00:50:20,584 --> 00:50:21,516
我有讲那么多话吗？
966
00:50:21,785 --> 00:50:22,979
不必说了！
967
00:50:49,646 --> 00:50:50,613
你在这里干什么？
968
00:50:51,448 --> 00:50:54,383
待会血肉横飞的，你受得了才好
969
00:50:55,552 --> 00:50:56,576
那么我躲一躲好了
970
00:51:05,295 --> 00:51:06,227
有什么好笑的？
971
00:51:06,663 --> 00:51:08,858
他说要杀了那只狗
972
00:51:09,466 --> 00:51:11,434
杀那只狗？干嘛要杀了它？
973
00:51:11,935 --> 00:51:12,833
杀那一只狗呀？
974
00:51:13,036 --> 00:51:14,526
不，我意思是，他…
975
00:51:19,409 --> 00:51:20,467
已经杀啦！
976
00:51:22,079 --> 00:51:23,603
你，你杀了杨过？
977
00:51:23,914 --> 00:51:24,846
那个杨过
978
00:51:25,182 --> 00:51:26,479
他送我的小狗呀
979
00:51:27,517 --> 00:51:28,609
叫杨过？为什么？
980
00:51:29,219 --> 00:51:30,516
你别岔开话题，那只狗呢？
981
00:51:31,855 --> 00:51:33,152
是畜牲而已
982
00:51:33,490 --> 00:51:34,718
你太过份了！
983
00:51:36,193 --> 00:51:37,717
Mime…
984
00:51:38,128 --> 00:51:38,685
你真的…
985
00:51:38,829 --> 00:51:39,921
说得出做得到
986
00:51:40,163 --> 00:51:41,460
那只狗根本是买回来杀的
987
00:51:42,265 --> 00:51:44,233
是她自己以为是送给她的而已
988
00:51:45,869 --> 00:51:47,063
你不是已经走了的吗？
989
00:51:51,775 --> 00:51:52,571
下贱！
990
00:52:00,183 --> 00:52:01,810
闷死你老大真的不知道怎交代
991
00:52:04,254 --> 00:52:05,551
镇定…不要死呀不要死
992
00:52:12,729 --> 00:52:15,994
其实，那是…这些…
993
00:52:16,133 --> 00:52:18,431
我没事了，谢谢你关心
994
00:52:20,537 --> 00:52:21,561
你跟他很熟的吗？
995
00:52:22,572 --> 00:52:23,630
我跟他？
996
00:52:24,141 --> 00:52:25,699
其实我们不大熟
997
00:52:26,143 --> 00:52:27,940
我们连什么时候认识都忘了
998
00:52:28,879 --> 00:52:30,574
只有一两次曾经出生入死而已
999
00:52:32,282 --> 00:52:33,510
他很细心的
1000
00:52:34,551 --> 00:52:36,348
知道我爱吃臭豆腐
1001
00:52:36,686 --> 00:52:38,085
自己又分明很讨厌那味道
1002
00:52:38,555 --> 00:52:39,544
他都走去买给我吃
1003
00:52:40,757 --> 00:52:42,122
他对你那么好你还要分手？
1004
00:52:43,226 --> 00:52:44,215
我不知道
1005
00:52:45,061 --> 00:52:46,426
可能我还爱他吧
1006
00:52:47,797 --> 00:52:51,961
因为爱他而分手…还算合理呀
1007
00:52:55,672 --> 00:52:58,539
卢佬的报纸摊本来是他办的
1008
00:52:58,842 --> 00:53:02,642
不过开业前才发觉自己不适合做报纸
1009
00:53:03,413 --> 00:53:04,402
他就是这个样子
1010
00:53:04,681 --> 00:53:06,478
每件事都说行都说可以
1011
00:53:06,816 --> 00:53:08,306
但永远一件事都做不完
1012
00:53:09,252 --> 00:53:10,480
那么快就弄好了？
1013
00:53:11,288 --> 00:53:13,279
不快了，都弄了好久了
1014
00:53:14,324 --> 00:53:15,291
是吗？
1015
00:53:15,959 --> 00:53:17,119
那个签证嘛
1016
00:53:17,327 --> 00:53:18,658
弄了两个多星期
1017
00:53:19,596 --> 00:53:21,029
不过一直在考虑
1018
00:53:21,831 --> 00:53:24,356
签证？你想去外国吗？
1019
00:53:25,035 --> 00:53:26,195
不是，去日本呀
1020
00:53:26,703 --> 00:53:28,261
公司派我到那边接受训练
1021
00:53:29,172 --> 00:53:30,104
你决定了？
1022
00:53:31,474 --> 00:53:34,568
本来决定好了，后来又回头了
1023
00:53:35,645 --> 00:53:36,407
不过…
1024
00:53:36,713 --> 00:53:39,511
刚才真的觉得跟他一起没有安全感
1025
00:53:44,221 --> 00:53:46,212
我这里有一个不太适合高度的枕头
1026
00:53:47,691 --> 00:53:49,522
如果你需要的就随便好了
1027
00:54:12,983 --> 00:54:14,314
糟糕，这次水洗都不清了
1028
00:54:14,651 --> 00:54:15,675
那只狗呢？
1029
00:54:18,154 --> 00:54:19,587
你的心怎么跳得那么快？
1030
00:54:20,323 --> 00:54:21,517
老实说…
1031
00:54:21,725 --> 00:54:23,886
我从没跟女孩子有过这么近的接触
1032
00:54:24,728 --> 00:54:27,959
这是自然现象，是自然的反应
1033
00:54:28,832 --> 00:54:30,732
你不是看着对面的色情男女吗？
1034
00:54:31,768 --> 00:54:32,792
不是！
1035
00:54:39,609 --> 00:54:41,099
虽然我不知道你们在做什么
1036
00:54:42,045 --> 00:54:43,410
但我从未见过他那么积极
1037
00:54:44,014 --> 00:54:45,208
好呀，那好呀
1038
00:54:47,484 --> 00:54:49,645
不过他很快就会说不做了
1039
00:54:56,793 --> 00:54:58,192
你可否帮我还给他呀？
1040
00:54:59,362 --> 00:55:01,557
我想将来他会因为这东西记得我
1041
00:55:12,108 --> 00:55:14,633
我们的目标银行就在附近
1042
00:55:15,578 --> 00:55:18,513
所以我们偷一辆车回来就放在附近
1043
00:55:19,015 --> 00:55:21,848
一旦得手就快快回来开那车子走
1044
00:55:26,323 --> 00:55:30,123
但是，最重要是为了避免…
1045
00:55:30,260 --> 00:55:32,194
跟踪我们的人那么容易追上我们
1046
00:55:33,196 --> 00:55:36,461
我们取车子的办法就要特别一点点
1047
00:55:43,306 --> 00:55:47,265
这附近经常泊满货车
1048
00:55:47,744 --> 00:55:50,338
那一天，只要我们走上天桥
1049
00:55:51,781 --> 00:55:54,716
一声不响的跳到车顶
1050
00:55:54,951 --> 00:55:57,010
然后一声不响的从车顶跳到地上
1051
00:55:57,153 --> 00:55:58,415
然后才开车…
1052
00:56:05,462 --> 00:56:07,123
电影呢有个成龙
1053
00:56:07,330 --> 00:56:09,423
现实世界是没有成龙的，OK？
1054
00:56:09,599 --> 00:56:11,191
如果我们有胆子这样跳下来呢
1055
00:56:11,334 --> 00:56:12,733
保管没有人追得上我们
1056
00:56:13,303 --> 00:56:14,361
林宝坚尼呀
1057
00:56:19,376 --> 00:56:20,536
跳下去呀
1058
00:56:24,848 --> 00:56:25,940
练习呀
1059
00:56:29,886 --> 00:56:32,150
现在算什么意思，你又不说话
1060
00:56:32,522 --> 00:56:35,116
又喜欢一声不响的走开
1061
00:56:35,825 --> 00:56:37,190
有什么不对头的就说呀
1062
00:56:37,594 --> 00:56:38,526
是你叫我讲的
1063
00:56:38,695 --> 00:56:39,559
讲呀
1064
00:56:41,164 --> 00:56:42,426
除了杀狗这事…
1065
00:56:42,932 --> 00:56:44,627
是你叫我做而你做到之外
1066
00:56:45,135 --> 00:56:46,124
还有什么你是做到的？
1067
00:56:46,369 --> 00:56:47,597
有什么？
1068
00:56:48,605 --> 00:56:52,166
有什么我能做，有什么我做不到？
1069
00:56:53,443 --> 00:56:54,467
我没见过呀
1070
00:56:57,781 --> 00:56:58,873
你是怀疑我了？
1071
00:56:59,048 --> 00:56:59,912
那是事实呀
1072
00:57:00,683 --> 00:57:02,173
你叫我做的不知凑不凑效
1073
00:57:03,052 --> 00:57:05,577
跳下去？你行不行？
1074
00:57:05,855 --> 00:57:08,722
你当我…当我耍你吗？
1075
00:57:09,159 --> 00:57:10,057
你当我戏弄你
1076
00:57:10,193 --> 00:57:11,854
叫你来…我有很多时间吗？
1077
00:57:12,195 --> 00:57:13,924
这样跳下去？我七…
1078
00:57:14,130 --> 00:57:16,121
我六岁已经天天这样跳下去了
1079
00:57:19,936 --> 00:57:21,198
我现在就跳给你看
1080
00:57:24,574 --> 00:57:25,598
请让一让
1081
00:57:43,092 --> 00:57:44,150
我为什么要跳给你看？
1082
00:57:45,829 --> 00:57:46,853
我早知道你是这样子的了
1083
00:57:47,130 --> 00:57:48,154
什么早知道呀？
1084
00:57:48,798 --> 00:57:50,129
这种事你先讲清楚！
1085
00:57:50,600 --> 00:57:51,498
等一等
1086
00:58:04,681 --> 00:58:06,774
别闹了，有什么不满先说出来吧
1087
00:58:07,116 --> 00:58:09,676
无谓合作不愉快，我大不了不做
1088
00:58:11,020 --> 00:58:12,044
早料到会这样的了
1089
00:58:14,424 --> 00:58:15,448
早料到什么？
1090
00:58:16,526 --> 00:58:17,550
早料到你不做
1091
00:58:18,761 --> 00:58:19,693
早料到我不做？
1092
00:58:20,597 --> 00:58:21,825
你以为我想不做吗？
1093
00:58:23,533 --> 00:58:24,830
我现在立即去也可以呀
1094
00:58:26,202 --> 00:58:27,499
什么？现在就走
1095
00:58:29,272 --> 00:58:33,368
为什么？为什么这枪只有一半？
1096
00:58:34,777 --> 00:58:37,075
对呀！真的只剩下体呀
1097
00:58:37,413 --> 00:58:39,108
是我问你呀，你反过来问我！
1098
00:58:39,349 --> 00:58:40,782
你不知道我也不知道呀
1099
00:58:41,784 --> 00:58:43,081
臭屎B是你介绍的呀
1100
00:58:43,553 --> 00:58:44,918
你真金白银拿了我三万…
1101
00:58:45,054 --> 00:58:46,146
去买了半截抢回来？
1102
00:58:46,356 --> 00:58:48,017
原来上半身在这儿
1103
00:58:50,627 --> 00:58:51,616
怎会这样子的？
1104
00:58:52,595 --> 00:58:53,687
为什么？
1105
00:58:55,565 --> 00:58:57,226
因为有人要一支新枪嘛
1106
00:58:57,767 --> 00:58:59,860
就给一支全新还未装配的给你呀
1107
00:59:00,303 --> 00:59:01,565
抢劫？抢个屁呀现在
1108
00:59:02,639 --> 00:59:03,469
我是不懂呀
1109
00:59:03,973 --> 00:59:04,701
你了不起呀
1110
00:59:04,841 --> 00:59:05,808
你既然智识广博，你提醒我嘛
1111
00:59:05,942 --> 00:59:07,136
你怎么不提我呀？
1112
00:59:07,710 --> 00:59:09,177
什么智识广博？
1113
00:59:09,579 --> 00:59:11,945
你讲什么…话里有骨头的
1114
00:59:12,315 --> 00:59:13,805
对呀！你什么都说懂
1115
00:59:14,150 --> 00:59:15,014
但什么都做不到
1116
00:59:15,952 --> 00:59:17,510
你不要那么过份呀
1117
00:59:17,820 --> 00:59:20,084
这枪分明是你自己弄回来的
1118
00:59:20,356 --> 00:59:21,254
你现在吭我呀？
1119
00:59:21,558 --> 00:59:22,547
你才过份！
1120
00:59:22,825 --> 00:59:24,622
什么都 “喂喂喂” ，没名字你叫吗？
1121
00:59:25,094 --> 00:59:27,619
你…你也是开口闭口的叫我胖子黎呀
1122
00:59:27,830 --> 00:59:29,092
你不要扯开话题
1123
00:59:29,532 --> 00:59:32,660
喂！不是我岔开话题，是你呀
1124
00:59:32,902 --> 00:59:35,336
又 “喂” 了！再讲刚才那件事吧
1125
00:59:35,471 --> 00:59:36,870
我怎记得刚才讲什么呀？
1126
00:59:37,807 --> 00:59:38,671
随便！
1127
00:59:38,942 --> 00:59:40,466
随便好了，你自己去抢劫好了
1128
00:59:40,810 --> 00:59:41,868
不要烦我呀
1129
00:59:43,179 --> 00:59:44,646
我不烦你，我怎敢烦你？
1130
00:59:44,781 --> 00:59:45,975
你什么都做不到
1131
00:59:46,249 --> 00:59:47,648
你的女朋友都这么说呀，我烦你？
1132
00:59:49,018 --> 00:59:50,042
Mime跟你说什么？
1133
00:59:50,553 --> 00:59:51,542
关你屁事
1134
00:59:52,522 --> 00:59:53,853
她跟你讲我呀
1135
00:59:58,528 --> 00:59:59,460
你是不是不讲呀？
1136
01:00:00,830 --> 01:00:04,231
她…说你的报纸摊做一半就不做而已
1137
01:00:04,934 --> 01:00:07,027
卢佬需要那摊子比我更甚嘛
1138
01:00:08,037 --> 01:00:09,299
你怎么拆了人家的房子又不盖呀？
1139
01:00:09,739 --> 01:00:10,501
我跟那傢伙翻脸了
1140
01:00:10,640 --> 01:00:11,607
我还跟他起房子？
1141
01:00:12,108 --> 01:00:13,040
学开车不考驾照
1142
01:00:13,242 --> 01:00:14,402
我懂得开就是了
1143
01:00:15,011 --> 01:00:16,000
你一定有解释的
1144
01:00:16,179 --> 01:00:17,476
我不是解释，这是事实
1145
01:00:17,680 --> 01:00:18,578
看！又解释了
1146
01:00:19,148 --> 01:00:20,979
你那么怕解释，那算了，由今天开始
1147
01:00:21,618 --> 01:00:22,550
拆伙！
1148
01:00:23,820 --> 01:00:25,310
拆就拆呀，现在没有你不行吗？
1149
01:00:30,193 --> 01:00:31,854
拆了伙啦，等吃饭呀？
1150
01:00:33,563 --> 01:00:35,360
我正要离去，千万不要留我呀
1151
01:00:43,239 --> 01:00:44,365
不要再呼喝人家呀！胖子黎
1152
01:00:45,108 --> 01:00:46,075
你还胖子黎的叫我？
1153
01:00:46,476 --> 01:00:47,374
还说“喂” 呀？胖子黎
1154
01:00:47,977 --> 01:00:48,568
喂！
1155
01:00:48,745 --> 01:00:49,211
胖子黎
1156
01:00:49,345 --> 01:00:50,334
喂！
1157
01:00:50,480 --> 01:00:51,879
胖子黎，挡住！
1158
01:00:55,685 --> 01:00:56,947
反弹不及哩！
1159
01:01:00,690 --> 01:01:01,622
喂！
1160
01:01:34,323 --> 01:01:36,018
吃日本菜吧，前面那一间好呀
1161
01:01:56,979 --> 01:01:58,810
我妈晕了你不通知我？
1162
01:01:59,248 --> 01:02:01,273
李先生，我们已经打了电话给你
1163
01:02:01,484 --> 01:02:02,815
你还有个家人来过了
1164
01:02:04,387 --> 01:02:05,411
胖子黎来过？
1165
01:02:08,324 --> 01:02:09,484
给钱…
1166
01:02:09,759 --> 01:02:10,783
又输了
1167
01:02:11,060 --> 01:02:12,960
拿钱…
1168
01:02:31,414 --> 01:02:32,847
臭小子，还不开牌？
1169
01:02:40,156 --> 01:02:41,088
你们认识的？
1170
01:02:42,825 --> 01:02:43,883
认识
1171
01:02:44,560 --> 01:02:45,720
但不太熟
1172
01:02:46,329 --> 01:02:48,422
你老妈在这儿，你小心点呀
1173
01:02:49,132 --> 01:02:50,565
你老妈也在呀
1174
01:02:52,001 --> 01:02:53,127
你到底发不发牌呀？
1175
01:02:53,436 --> 01:02:55,233
妈，一会才玩行不行？
1176
01:02:55,638 --> 01:02:56,502
不玩就算
1177
01:02:57,406 --> 01:02:59,101
多玩一会嘛
1178
01:03:00,309 --> 01:03:02,709
再多玩一会嘛，我还没赢够
1179
01:03:12,622 --> 01:03:14,817
明天不还钱，你知道我会怎样的啦
1180
01:03:15,158 --> 01:03:16,785
你骚扰我妈，你知道我会怎样的啦
1181
01:03:17,126 --> 01:03:18,889
用我老妈来要胁我？
1182
01:03:19,228 --> 01:03:20,490
是你先来这一招的！
1183
01:03:23,232 --> 01:03:25,132
你现在欠人钱
1184
01:03:25,268 --> 01:03:27,361
我来追债，天经地义呀
1185
01:03:28,004 --> 01:03:29,869
对呀！但明天才到期嘛
1186
01:03:30,339 --> 01:03:31,829
要对付我明天才来嘛
1187
01:03:31,974 --> 01:03:33,464
你不要欺人太甚才行呀
1188
01:03:34,677 --> 01:03:36,702
好…我明天才来
1189
01:03:45,688 --> 01:03:46,552
阿成
1190
01:03:46,889 --> 01:03:47,719
妈，我…
1191
01:03:48,057 --> 01:03:49,524
你不必说了
1192
01:03:49,959 --> 01:03:52,086
你的朋友跟我说了你的事了
1193
01:03:55,097 --> 01:03:56,394
妈，你全知道了？
1194
01:03:56,999 --> 01:03:59,297
妈知道你是被奸人所害的
1195
01:03:59,869 --> 01:04:03,100
我亦知道你和朋友在筹备一宗大买卖
1196
01:04:03,606 --> 01:04:06,837
如果做成功了，就可以解决你的问题
1197
01:04:07,777 --> 01:04:08,709
妈…
1198
01:04:08,911 --> 01:04:13,007
阿成呀！不是每一个人都是真正朋友
1199
01:04:13,916 --> 01:04:17,010
那个胖子黎就不一样了
1200
01:04:17,520 --> 01:04:19,112
他跟我聊了好久呀
1201
01:04:19,388 --> 01:04:21,822
我看出他是个好人
1202
01:04:22,458 --> 01:04:27,122
老实说，见到你现在像一个男子汉
1203
01:04:27,730 --> 01:04:30,290
妈已经好开心了
1204
01:04:31,701 --> 01:04:33,635
妈，我知道我一向好不孝顺
1205
01:04:33,836 --> 01:04:37,135
傻孩子，你用心点做人吧
1206
01:04:37,506 --> 01:04:38,837
妈就会好开心的了
1207
01:04:41,544 --> 01:04:43,102
妈，我做完这一宗买卖之后呢
1208
01:04:43,412 --> 01:04:45,277
我立刻回来接你走
1209
01:04:48,384 --> 01:04:49,316
我先走了
1210
01:05:00,830 --> 01:05:02,388
有没有毛病呀？
1211
01:05:03,633 --> 01:05:04,930
这是老人院嘛
1212
01:05:05,601 --> 01:05:06,966
弄伤老人家怎么办呢？
1213
01:05:24,453 --> 01:05:25,385
杨过？
1214
01:05:30,126 --> 01:05:31,616
错怪他了！来…
1215
01:05:35,998 --> 01:05:37,158
他不是你的真爸爸
1216
01:05:37,300 --> 01:05:38,631
你干嘛一天到晚都管他的事？
1217
01:05:39,135 --> 01:05:40,500
你不明白了！
1218
01:05:40,836 --> 01:05:42,360
当初我进黑社会的时候
1219
01:05:42,571 --> 01:05:44,436
要不是跟着他这么无能的老大
1220
01:05:44,573 --> 01:05:47,064
每次砍人都退缩的话，我早就死了
1221
01:05:47,276 --> 01:05:48,436
那里还有机会改过自新呢？
1222
01:05:49,078 --> 01:05:50,909
还有呀，每次我见到他我都提醒自己
1223
01:05:51,047 --> 01:05:53,641
一定要用心做人，不要学他那样
1224
01:05:53,916 --> 01:05:55,144
什么都说行，什么都说可以
1225
01:05:55,284 --> 01:05:57,616
其实什么都不行，完全没自知之明
1226
01:05:57,787 --> 01:05:59,220
为什么你还经常跟他混一起呀？
1227
01:06:00,189 --> 01:06:01,281
你真的不明白
1228
01:06:01,590 --> 01:06:03,581
当初呀，这个摊子…
1229
01:06:03,793 --> 01:06:05,090
要不是他说做又不做，便宜了我们
1230
01:06:05,261 --> 01:06:06,193
我们又岂有今天呀？
1231
01:06:06,395 --> 01:06:07,157
还有呀
1232
01:06:07,363 --> 01:06:08,625
他这个人最爱做这个做那个的
1233
01:06:08,864 --> 01:06:10,092
随时做些事情中途放弃又便宜我们
1234
01:06:10,366 --> 01:06:11,628
到时候别说不过瘾
1235
01:06:12,301 --> 01:06:15,168
还有呀，待会他来借钱时别多说话
1236
01:06:22,912 --> 01:06:23,901
爸爸
1237
01:06:25,014 --> 01:06:26,038
先抱住它
1238
01:06:38,961 --> 01:06:41,225
其实，你是不是有事情打算安慰我？
1239
01:06:42,498 --> 01:06:43,487
有的…
1240
01:06:45,067 --> 01:06:47,729
所谓一山还有一山低…
1241
01:06:47,870 --> 01:06:48,962
行了…
1242
01:06:49,739 --> 01:06:52,003
我念理科的，我文学不好
1243
01:06:52,341 --> 01:06:53,137
但，其实…
1244
01:06:53,342 --> 01:06:55,742
其实我是不是一个半途而废的人呢？
1245
01:06:59,382 --> 01:07:01,907
也不是呀！好像我们这件事
1246
01:07:02,118 --> 01:07:03,312
你没说过打算放弃呀
1247
01:07:03,619 --> 01:07:04,551
抢劫？
1248
01:07:05,187 --> 01:07:06,347
我早打算不做了
1249
01:07:08,391 --> 01:07:09,380
你不对吧？
1250
01:07:10,826 --> 01:07:15,854
我想过了！贩毒赚的多又赚得快
1251
01:07:16,032 --> 01:07:17,624
死的都是瘾君子
1252
01:07:18,067 --> 01:07:19,398
要不做男妓嘛
1253
01:07:19,902 --> 01:07:21,927
我状态好起来的时候，一天七次都行
1254
01:07:23,239 --> 01:07:25,332
讲讲可以，贩毒？
1255
01:07:25,841 --> 01:07:27,638
你自己吃的多过卖的
1256
01:07:28,477 --> 01:07:30,342
做男妓不是说不能做
1257
01:07:30,579 --> 01:07:31,807
要守一段时间呀
1258
01:07:32,181 --> 01:07:33,307
不用讲这个，我明白的
1259
01:07:34,850 --> 01:07:35,874
回去才谈吧
1260
01:07:41,524 --> 01:07:42,582
我找到杨过了
1261
01:07:44,693 --> 01:07:46,490
那就还给小龙女好了
1262
01:07:46,896 --> 01:07:48,022
人家快要走了
1263
01:07:49,198 --> 01:07:50,187
走去那里？
1264
01:07:50,733 --> 01:07:52,064
当然不是进去绝情谷啦
1265
01:07:53,769 --> 01:07:55,396
我开玩笑而已
1266
01:07:55,738 --> 01:07:57,137
她的公司说派她到日本呀
1267
01:07:57,273 --> 01:07:58,604
她可能不回来了
1268
01:08:00,576 --> 01:08:03,170
其实她对你还什么的！
1269
01:08:03,512 --> 01:08:04,376
什么？
1270
01:08:05,381 --> 01:08:07,906
你明白啦，不用讲明白了吧
1271
01:08:08,050 --> 01:08:09,381
讲出来好恶心的
1272
01:08:11,587 --> 01:08:14,454
还装什么？我知道你对她还那个的
1273
01:08:14,690 --> 01:08:16,817
什么？女死女还在！
1274
01:08:17,960 --> 01:08:19,120
还装？
1275
01:08:19,728 --> 01:08:21,821
看你！踩大便不觉得臭
1276
01:08:26,869 --> 01:08:28,268
有人把项链留下给你
1277
01:08:29,305 --> 01:08:30,829
说希望你永远都记住她呀
1278
01:08:33,809 --> 01:08:35,401
快点呀！追她回来吧
1279
01:08:36,245 --> 01:08:38,372
将来你还想对她那个，你就没机会了
1280
01:08:38,814 --> 01:08:39,803
去！
1281
01:08:50,626 --> 01:09:00,524
但愿无结束，无奈始终都扑空
1282
01:09:02,738 --> 01:09:13,478
若是无尽地痛，我选这结局
1283
01:09:15,317 --> 01:09:27,889
从前在自编希望，其实是自欺不要放
1284
01:09:28,597 --> 01:09:39,098
过去都是错误，一切已经结束
1285
01:09:40,409 --> 01:09:45,403
不要挂念，不必送
1286
01:09:52,721 --> 01:09:54,313
你赶得那么急到什么地方去呀？
1287
01:09:55,491 --> 01:09:56,515
去飞机场呀
1288
01:09:57,293 --> 01:09:59,318
去飞机场干什么？她明天才走呀
1289
01:10:04,433 --> 01:10:06,094
那么你刚才拼命推我干什么？
1290
01:10:06,969 --> 01:10:07,799
我没有推你呀！
1291
01:10:08,137 --> 01:10:09,229
我只是给你信心呀
1292
01:10:09,672 --> 01:10:10,866
唏！这样子嘛
1293
01:10:12,808 --> 01:10:14,002
我把信心还给你呀！
1294
01:10:14,543 --> 01:10:16,443
我…
1295
01:10:28,591 --> 01:10:29,717
你不是明天才去日本的吗？
1296
01:10:31,894 --> 01:10:33,225
今天和明天有什么分别呀？
1297
01:10:40,369 --> 01:10:41,336
我走了
1298
01:10:42,104 --> 01:10:43,093
不走行不行？
1299
01:10:45,708 --> 01:10:46,640
为什么？
1300
01:10:48,110 --> 01:10:49,134
让一让啦
1301
01:10:51,947 --> 01:10:54,211
告诉她你好喜欢她，不舍得她走
1302
01:10:54,416 --> 01:10:56,077
这些骗来骗去情情爱爱的话呢
1303
01:10:56,285 --> 01:10:58,845
你说了也不管用的了，算啦，兄弟
1304
01:11:01,624 --> 01:11:03,114
老实说，你有照过镜子吗？
1305
01:11:03,525 --> 01:11:05,049
曾几何时一朵这么美丽的鲜花
1306
01:11:05,227 --> 01:11:07,092
会插在你这种烂臭的牛粪身上
1307
01:11:08,397 --> 01:11:09,523
什么味道那么臭呀？
1308
01:11:09,798 --> 01:11:10,765
让他们安静的聊聊天好不好？
1309
01:11:10,899 --> 01:11:12,196
聊什么？连工作都没有
1310
01:11:12,434 --> 01:11:13,696
跟着他只有讨饭的份儿
1311
01:11:15,004 --> 01:11:16,801
一个不小心还要替他讨他的一份哩
1312
01:11:16,939 --> 01:11:18,167
随时连大便都没得吃呀
1313
01:11:19,408 --> 01:11:20,340
真的是大便的味道呀！
1314
01:11:20,676 --> 01:11:21,506
你踩大便了？
1315
01:11:21,677 --> 01:11:22,769
你好烦呀！住口吧
1316
01:11:23,045 --> 01:11:23,909
烦你的妈呀！
1317
01:11:26,615 --> 01:11:27,809
我想跟你在一起的
1318
01:11:28,484 --> 01:11:30,850
我想以后一辈子都跟你在一起
1319
01:11:32,988 --> 01:11:35,388
我真的好开心听你讲这种话
1320
01:11:36,525 --> 01:11:38,117
不过以后在一起
1321
01:11:39,695 --> 01:11:42,664
我从未见你做完一件事，任何一件事
1322
01:11:44,233 --> 01:11:46,098
你叫我怎可以相信
1323
01:11:46,702 --> 01:11:47,726
你可以做完这一件…
1324
01:11:48,003 --> 01:11:49,163
关于一辈子那么长的事？
1325
01:11:51,140 --> 01:11:54,439
我会证明给你看，我可以完成一件事
1326
01:11:57,246 --> 01:11:58,577
上一次原来是你打我
1327
01:12:02,184 --> 01:12:03,674
大便呀！大便呀！
1328
01:12:08,190 --> 01:12:10,351
大便呀！我都说有大便
1329
01:12:18,100 --> 01:12:19,590
你行呀！你懂装配枪械呀你
1330
01:12:22,838 --> 01:12:23,770
这么黏？
1331
01:12:24,006 --> 01:12:25,337
胶水还没干呀
1332
01:12:26,575 --> 01:12:27,667
你用胶水来装嵌这柄枪呀？
1333
01:12:27,943 --> 01:12:29,274
不用胶水难道用口水？
1334
01:12:30,546 --> 01:12:32,707
行了，你装个样子而已
1335
01:12:33,282 --> 01:12:34,579
又不是真的开枪
1336
01:12:35,551 --> 01:12:38,019
但…这跟用假枪有什么分别？
1337
01:12:40,556 --> 01:12:43,116
差远了！这是真的！
1338
01:12:43,392 --> 01:12:44,825
那种质感…
1339
01:12:47,629 --> 01:12:48,596
有什么分别？
1340
01:12:52,634 --> 01:12:53,828
你从那里找来的？
1341
01:12:54,403 --> 01:12:55,563
买的，五百多
1342
01:12:56,739 --> 01:12:57,706
五百多？
1343
01:12:59,441 --> 01:13:00,965
你不是用三万多…
1344
01:13:01,276 --> 01:13:02,903
买支真枪回来骗我吧？
1345
01:13:03,345 --> 01:13:04,642
在楼下文具店买的！
1346
01:13:04,847 --> 01:13:06,041
五百多元，有发票的
1347
01:13:06,815 --> 01:13:09,283
五百多，假的？
1348
01:13:10,085 --> 01:13:11,279
拿假枪去抢劫就是了
1349
01:13:11,587 --> 01:13:12,576
干嘛要弄那么多花样！
1350
01:13:13,422 --> 01:13:14,446
不一样的！
1351
01:13:16,525 --> 01:13:17,890
你过来，拿支真的来
1352
01:13:19,928 --> 01:13:21,054
五百多吗？
1353
01:13:21,430 --> 01:13:22,260
听听
1354
01:13:23,098 --> 01:13:24,030
三万多
1355
01:13:26,602 --> 01:13:27,534
怎么了？
1356
01:13:29,138 --> 01:13:31,698
那倒是！去抢劫没理由扔枪到地上的
1357
01:13:32,708 --> 01:13:34,903
现在还好，每人一支
1358
01:13:36,879 --> 01:13:38,073
其实我们不必等明天
1359
01:13:38,547 --> 01:13:40,014
今天也行的
1360
01:13:40,282 --> 01:13:42,182
同意，现在去吧，走
1361
01:13:48,390 --> 01:13:49,755
下雨呀，出不出发呀？
1362
01:13:51,059 --> 01:13:52,822
有人说过下雨不能抢劫的吗？
1363
01:13:53,328 --> 01:13:55,888
讲得好！准备两柄雨伞比较好呀
1364
01:13:57,099 --> 01:13:58,691
那里有人抢劫带雨伞的？
1365
01:14:03,071 --> 01:14:04,436
这样穿会不会太张扬了？
1366
01:14:05,174 --> 01:14:06,163
倒不会张扬
1367
01:14:07,309 --> 01:14:08,401
但十分累呀
1368
01:14:09,645 --> 01:14:10,669
那么先休息一会吧
1369
01:14:11,380 --> 01:14:12,210
好呀！
1370
01:14:20,622 --> 01:14:24,080
太过份了！几月了？还刮台风哩
1371
01:14:25,494 --> 01:14:26,426
谢谢你
1372
01:14:27,396 --> 01:14:28,226
什么？
1373
01:14:29,531 --> 01:14:30,520
没什么
1374
01:14:35,804 --> 01:14:36,736
我谢谢你才是
1375
01:14:39,174 --> 01:14:40,198
我谢谢你才是
1376
01:14:40,809 --> 01:14:43,403
不，我该谢谢你
1377
01:14:44,780 --> 01:14:45,906
我该谢谢你呀
1378
01:14:47,249 --> 01:14:48,511
都说我谢谢你呀
1379
01:14:49,218 --> 01:14:51,709
我很少对人说的，我谢你你就接受吧
1380
01:14:54,189 --> 01:14:56,487
通常在这种大家那么谅解的情况下
1381
01:14:56,692 --> 01:14:57,920
是不是该互相打个吻呢？
1382
01:14:59,261 --> 01:15:00,159
吻你的屁股！
1383
01:15:02,164 --> 01:15:03,256
我知道你喜欢这个的！
1384
01:15:08,604 --> 01:15:10,231
天文台已于零晨一时…
1385
01:15:10,439 --> 01:15:12,703
将所有风球全部除下
1386
01:15:24,553 --> 01:15:25,383
拿枪来
1387
01:15:29,224 --> 01:15:30,191
拿枪来
1388
01:15:32,828 --> 01:15:33,920
全部别动
1389
01:15:40,068 --> 01:15:41,000
别动
1390
01:15:43,472 --> 01:15:44,530
别动
1391
01:15:47,709 --> 01:15:49,973
热柠檬茶，餐蛋治
1392
01:16:08,564 --> 01:16:11,658
水又有，毛巾都带了
1393
01:16:13,068 --> 01:16:17,368
钩鱼机，一卷厕纸，拖鞋
1394
01:16:18,840 --> 01:16:19,772
纸巾
1395
01:16:21,910 --> 01:16:23,537
漫画书
1396
01:16:28,550 --> 01:16:29,812
你好像忘记了带鸡翅膀呀
1397
01:16:31,219 --> 01:16:32,880
有呀，两只
1398
01:16:33,322 --> 01:16:34,346
鸡翅膀
1399
01:16:41,330 --> 01:16:42,354
怎么了？卢佬
1400
01:16:44,600 --> 01:16:45,897
我这两件避弹衣呢…
1401
01:16:47,002 --> 01:16:48,026
避弹衣？
1402
01:16:48,604 --> 01:16:50,299
对呀，我做了几天了
1403
01:16:50,739 --> 01:16:52,331
是你教我的
1404
01:16:52,608 --> 01:16:53,597
又是我教你？
1405
01:16:57,012 --> 01:16:57,979
行不行呀？
1406
01:16:58,647 --> 01:17:00,308
真的设计得挺周详的呀
1407
01:17:00,849 --> 01:17:02,111
不错呀
1408
01:17:02,351 --> 01:17:03,318
活动得挺自如哩！
1409
01:17:03,552 --> 01:17:04,314
舒服
1410
01:17:04,586 --> 01:17:05,484
合身吗？
1411
01:17:05,721 --> 01:17:08,212
夹里好！夹里做得不错，衣料很滑呀
1412
01:17:08,423 --> 01:17:10,357
声音太大了，只是声音太大了
1413
01:17:10,559 --> 01:17:11,890
不，有些警报嘛
1414
01:17:12,260 --> 01:17:13,591
有破绽！
1415
01:17:14,062 --> 01:17:15,529
这些位置死不了人呀
1416
01:17:15,731 --> 01:17:16,755
打中这儿的机会不大呀
1417
01:17:16,999 --> 01:17:19,194
还有留一点机会让你紧张嘛
1418
01:17:19,368 --> 01:17:21,199
不好意思，我有事先走了
1419
01:17:21,336 --> 01:17:23,270
是吗？有空弄条裤子穿一下嘛
1420
01:17:23,939 --> 01:17:25,270
设计好安全呀
1421
01:17:25,474 --> 01:17:26,839
你的比较漂亮！给你换一换
1422
01:17:27,409 --> 01:17:28,603
你设计的？好棒呀
1423
01:17:30,545 --> 01:17:31,534
真的穿这个去呀
1424
01:17:34,282 --> 01:17:35,647
我不想破坏了我们的气势
1425
01:17:36,551 --> 01:17:38,246
不过我们好像没找到跑路的车子
1426
01:17:39,521 --> 01:17:40,715
对呀！
1427
01:17:44,126 --> 01:17:45,457
你给我先泊好车子…
1428
01:17:45,661 --> 01:17:46,457
待会才给我停车咭
1429
01:17:51,066 --> 01:17:52,693
连上天都帮我们抢劫呀？
1430
01:18:14,089 --> 01:18:15,181
为什么关尾厢呀？
1431
01:18:16,324 --> 01:18:17,313
是不是找东西呀？
1432
01:18:17,626 --> 01:18:18,558
对呀…
1433
01:18:19,161 --> 01:18:20,150
起程了
1434
01:18:26,268 --> 01:18:27,292
先佩戴安全带
1435
01:18:31,440 --> 01:18:32,600
小心车子呀
1436
01:18:33,508 --> 01:18:35,305
其实我们跑路不一定要开车的
1437
01:18:36,011 --> 01:18:37,501
不要吵，不要吵呀
1438
01:18:37,913 --> 01:18:40,245
其实乘计程车也挺方便的
1439
01:18:40,382 --> 01:18:41,371
不要吵呀
1440
01:18:41,817 --> 01:18:42,681
地铁好快到达目的地…
1441
01:18:42,984 --> 01:18:43,951
不要吵呀
1442
01:18:45,887 --> 01:18:47,650
停一停呀…
1443
01:18:49,391 --> 01:18:50,016
干什么？
1444
01:18:50,158 --> 01:18:51,216
有些私事要做
1445
01:18:59,968 --> 01:19:03,460
嗨！明晚有空吗？想约你吃饭呀
1446
01:19:04,639 --> 01:19:05,401
什么？
1447
01:19:05,574 --> 01:19:07,007
明晚你有空吗？
1448
01:19:09,277 --> 01:19:10,301
没你的事呀
1449
01:19:10,979 --> 01:19:11,673
什么？
1450
01:19:12,080 --> 01:19:13,047
走开呀
1451
01:19:15,951 --> 01:19:17,213
你再多说一句话…
1452
01:19:17,452 --> 01:19:18,646
我就冲你的胸口揍你！
1453
01:19:20,288 --> 01:19:21,118
我警告你呀
1454
01:19:21,389 --> 01:19:24,847
以后不许在公司对男同事欺压
1455
01:19:25,527 --> 01:19:27,461
不许对女同事毛手毛脚
1456
01:19:28,230 --> 01:19:29,458
特别是AIice
1457
01:19:30,432 --> 01:19:31,399
听到没有？
1458
01:19:32,134 --> 01:19:33,101
听到就点头呀
1459
01:19:37,305 --> 01:19:39,239
家成，我…
1460
01:19:39,441 --> 01:19:41,705
算了，以前的都过去了
1461
01:19:42,477 --> 01:19:43,842
想想将来吧
1462
01:19:52,654 --> 01:19:53,586
行了没有？
1463
01:19:53,789 --> 01:19:54,221
行了
1464
01:19:54,356 --> 01:19:54,947
出发了
1465
01:19:55,090 --> 01:19:56,057
好
1466
01:19:58,527 --> 01:19:59,494
你的驾驶技术好多了
1467
01:19:59,761 --> 01:20:00,853
你也觉得？ 对呀！
1468
01:20:01,396 --> 01:20:02,886
让我在前面地铁站下车，谢谢
1469
01:20:32,627 --> 01:20:33,787
你两个舍得下车了没有？
1470
01:20:54,783 --> 01:20:56,080
全都别动
1471
01:20:58,720 --> 01:20:59,652
抢劫
1472
01:21:08,597 --> 01:21:09,495
住口！
1473
01:21:11,099 --> 01:21:15,627
你们听着，为了你们的家人着想
1474
01:21:16,104 --> 01:21:18,072
千万不要整古作怪
1475
01:21:19,374 --> 01:21:22,366
记住！生命不可以重演
1476
01:21:22,644 --> 01:21:24,111
记住变声音，你负责那个护卫
1477
01:21:24,446 --> 01:21:28,143
老伯，你不要动呀，不然开枪射你呀
1478
01:21:41,897 --> 01:21:42,989
你不要迫我呀！
1479
01:21:43,665 --> 01:21:45,496
受人丁点儿薪水你都冒险
1480
01:21:45,634 --> 01:21:46,566
你太过份了吧
1481
01:21:49,271 --> 01:21:50,135
怎么办？怎么办？
1482
01:21:51,139 --> 01:21:53,471
都说你这柄五百元的不行的啦
1483
01:21:53,875 --> 01:21:56,503
你的五百元，这堆东西三万多呀
1484
01:21:57,512 --> 01:21:58,410
你用这支
1485
01:21:58,813 --> 01:21:59,745
我不懂呀
1486
01:21:59,881 --> 01:22:01,940
有多难呀！做个样子吧了
1487
01:22:02,083 --> 01:22:04,244
总比你什么东西都不拿好呀
1488
01:22:04,419 --> 01:22:05,545
我有，我带来了
1489
01:22:21,002 --> 01:22:22,162
你真的不要再迫我！
1490
01:22:22,404 --> 01:22:23,894
你再迫我我不知会怎样的
1491
01:22:24,739 --> 01:22:26,866
老兄，这样劈好痛的
1492
01:22:27,075 --> 01:22:28,633
想我不反抗，告诉我好了
1493
01:22:29,077 --> 01:22:30,237
不用这样劈呀
1494
01:22:32,380 --> 01:22:33,278
不要动
1495
01:22:33,615 --> 01:22:34,547
搞定
1496
01:22:37,018 --> 01:22:38,246
干什么？ 过来…
1497
01:22:44,592 --> 01:22:46,287
胖妞，你走过来
1498
01:22:47,562 --> 01:22:49,689
你讲什么？我也听不明白
1499
01:22:52,534 --> 01:22:53,330
不要杀我呀！
1500
01:22:53,468 --> 01:22:55,595
行啦！把钱都拿出来
1501
01:22:57,405 --> 01:22:58,337
这样都听得明白？
1502
01:22:58,640 --> 01:22:59,766
语言天份真的高呀！
1503
01:23:00,208 --> 01:23:02,608
把你抽柜的钱拿出来呀
1504
01:23:02,944 --> 01:23:04,605
我拿你的钱干什么？
1505
01:23:06,314 --> 01:23:08,305
每个人都照做！拿钱出来
1506
01:23:08,783 --> 01:23:11,377
语言天份高不代表理解能力高
1507
01:23:11,920 --> 01:23:12,978
拿钱来
1508
01:23:13,822 --> 01:23:16,017
金牛，红牛
1509
01:23:17,892 --> 01:23:20,554
浪费了！浪费了！
1510
01:23:21,229 --> 01:23:23,356
快点拿出来，不要到处看
1511
01:23:46,421 --> 01:23:48,184
全部仍然别动
1512
01:23:59,734 --> 01:24:01,827
快点把钱拿走
1513
01:24:03,905 --> 01:24:05,338
走吧
1514
01:24:05,673 --> 01:24:07,197
你为什么在这个时候打噎
1515
01:24:07,876 --> 01:24:10,174
我终于知道我为什么会打噎了
1516
01:24:11,513 --> 01:24:12,946
我都说过去到那边才换钱嘛
1517
01:24:13,248 --> 01:24:14,306
现在钱都被人抢光了
1518
01:24:18,686 --> 01:24:19,778
为什么要打我？
1519
01:24:21,389 --> 01:24:22,651
为什么人家常常打我？
1520
01:24:23,591 --> 01:24:24,649
加起你那一袋
1521
01:24:24,926 --> 01:24:26,052
我想只有八十来万而已
1522
01:24:29,164 --> 01:24:30,256
不关他的事呀
1523
01:24:33,168 --> 01:24:34,192
你的经理呢？
1524
01:24:35,170 --> 01:24:36,501
经理晕了
1525
01:24:37,138 --> 01:24:38,264
为什么会晕的？
1526
01:24:38,606 --> 01:24:40,904
不知道！让他醒来后我帮你问他
1527
01:24:41,242 --> 01:24:43,710
还有没有别的人可以开夹万？
1528
01:24:43,945 --> 01:24:45,037
只有经理可以
1529
01:24:46,748 --> 01:24:49,273
这是什么银行呀？那么早就关门
1530
01:24:50,418 --> 01:24:51,385
我现在有五百多万
1531
01:24:51,519 --> 01:24:52,747
我不相信不做我的生意呀
1532
01:24:54,189 --> 01:24:55,588
别动！抢劫
1533
01:24:56,291 --> 01:24:58,418
去！钱不会给你的
1534
01:24:58,560 --> 01:25:00,494
命就有一条，有种就劈下来
1535
01:25:00,929 --> 01:25:02,419
劈吧，劈我呀
1536
01:25:14,209 --> 01:25:17,372
先生，何不考虑先把钱放进银行
1537
01:25:17,612 --> 01:25:19,011
然后我们才抢劫
1538
01:25:19,214 --> 01:25:20,511
大家没损失呀
1539
01:25:20,849 --> 01:25:22,612
老实说，我真的听不到你说什么
1540
01:25:22,851 --> 01:25:24,842
废话少说，有种你就砍下来
1541
01:25:27,555 --> 01:25:29,318
我唯你马首是瞻
1542
01:25:29,491 --> 01:25:30,822
这些钱我够花了
1543
01:25:38,766 --> 01:25:41,633
不要呀老大，他的提议也不错呀
1544
01:25:42,470 --> 01:25:43,903
让我先存钱才抢劫嘛
1545
01:25:44,172 --> 01:25:46,436
太晚了，我动了杀机了
1546
01:25:48,076 --> 01:25:50,271
不要玩啦！吓死他了，绑人吧
1547
01:25:51,880 --> 01:25:53,279
麻烦你到那边吧，先生
1548
01:25:57,819 --> 01:25:58,945
谁出来就要死！
1549
01:25:59,888 --> 01:26:00,820
死呀！
1550
01:26:04,459 --> 01:26:05,357
人质！
1551
01:26:05,527 --> 01:26:06,357
什么？
1552
01:26:06,628 --> 01:26:07,560
胁持人质
1553
01:26:15,737 --> 01:26:17,170
不要吵…
1554
01:26:17,305 --> 01:26:19,000
不胁持人质了！
1555
01:26:19,140 --> 01:26:22,303
不要吵！不胁持人质了！
1556
01:26:28,049 --> 01:26:30,347
选人质，第一要惊慌，第二要漂亮
1557
01:26:32,754 --> 01:26:33,982
不对吧？选Mime？
1558
01:26:34,455 --> 01:26:35,422
再吵就杀了你
1559
01:26:36,224 --> 01:26:37,452
不要乱来呀
1560
01:26:37,659 --> 01:26:38,250
别动呀
1561
01:26:38,526 --> 01:26:39,390
放下你的武器
1562
01:26:39,727 --> 01:26:40,557
看后面
1563
01:26:41,829 --> 01:26:43,228
把枪和子弹都放下
1564
01:26:44,299 --> 01:26:46,824
不放下枪我就杀了她
1565
01:26:48,436 --> 01:26:49,664
救命呀！
1566
01:26:53,741 --> 01:26:56,710
小姐不用怕，有我们在，没事的
1567
01:26:57,111 --> 01:26:58,544
冷静点，不用怕呀…
1568
01:27:02,850 --> 01:27:04,943
我劝人的技术挺管用的
1569
01:27:05,820 --> 01:27:08,653
不要乱来呀…把刀子放下
1570
01:27:09,023 --> 01:27:10,991
先把人质放了，放呀
1571
01:27:11,125 --> 01:27:13,320
你们再不放下枪，我就杀了她
1572
01:27:13,494 --> 01:27:14,961
千万不要！
1573
01:27:15,196 --> 01:27:19,189
不要冲动，冷静点，万事有商量
1574
01:27:19,634 --> 01:27:20,999
这件事好复杂，简单点说
1575
01:27:21,135 --> 01:27:22,102
爸爸现在正帮我的忙
1576
01:27:22,403 --> 01:27:24,371
我被人欺骗，欠了高利贷三百万
1577
01:27:25,206 --> 01:27:27,299
钱嘛，没什么大不了
1578
01:27:27,875 --> 01:27:29,638
人质被他吓得目瞪口呆呀
1579
01:27:32,447 --> 01:27:33,505
真的？
1580
01:27:33,681 --> 01:27:34,773
不如先放了人质吧
1581
01:27:35,083 --> 01:27:37,745
把枪和子弹放下，我们就放人质
1582
01:27:38,286 --> 01:27:39,947
把通讯器都拆了，快！
1583
01:27:44,325 --> 01:27:45,417
你相信抑或不相信都好
1584
01:27:45,660 --> 01:27:46,684
事情就是这样
1585
01:27:47,195 --> 01:27:48,219
别过来呀
1586
01:27:50,398 --> 01:27:51,262
把枪给我
1587
01:27:51,499 --> 01:27:52,363
不要追来呀
1588
01:27:54,335 --> 01:27:55,427
我们把东西都放下了
1589
01:27:55,670 --> 01:27:56,694
你还不放人质？
1590
01:27:56,938 --> 01:27:57,734
别追来呀
1591
01:28:17,825 --> 01:28:19,053
小姐，你怎么了？
1592
01:28:19,494 --> 01:28:20,552
快去报警
1593
01:28:20,795 --> 01:28:21,727
追！
1594
01:28:25,199 --> 01:28:26,791
有没有去厕所的需要？
1595
01:28:27,235 --> 01:28:28,133
这提议不错呀
1596
01:28:29,070 --> 01:28:30,264
那么你要帮帮我了
1597
01:28:30,638 --> 01:28:31,627
你也要帮我呀
1598
01:28:31,906 --> 01:28:32,497
那来吧
1599
01:28:32,674 --> 01:28:33,663
一二三
1600
01:28:38,146 --> 01:28:40,080
别走！
1601
01:28:40,481 --> 01:28:41,846
别走呀！别走！
1602
01:28:46,487 --> 01:28:47,283
撕胶纸
1603
01:28:48,256 --> 01:28:49,052
好！装路人
1604
01:28:49,624 --> 01:28:51,182
不！黏得我很痛呀
1605
01:28:53,895 --> 01:28:55,021
你看，这地方人来人往的
1606
01:28:55,163 --> 01:28:56,596
是呀！人来人往的…
1607
01:28:56,831 --> 01:28:58,890
别乱来…
1608
01:29:00,068 --> 01:29:01,092
这样也认出来？
1609
01:29:01,669 --> 01:29:02,761
没理由的
1610
01:29:04,939 --> 01:29:05,837
走呀！
1611
01:29:30,264 --> 01:29:31,231
害怕了吧？
1612
01:29:39,474 --> 01:29:40,532
不要再追来了！
1613
01:29:40,708 --> 01:29:45,270
走！走呀，快点！
1614
01:29:45,413 --> 01:29:46,505
钱呢？
1615
01:30:01,229 --> 01:30:03,220
都说行的啦！
1616
01:30:04,532 --> 01:30:05,499
还有一个大婶呀
1617
01:30:07,902 --> 01:30:08,994
走呀
1618
01:30:09,437 --> 01:30:11,905
你别走呀！别走…
1619
01:30:15,643 --> 01:30:17,577
她一个人追来，我们分头逃跑
1620
01:30:19,247 --> 01:30:22,683
你一个人拿着五百多万，很危险的
1621
01:30:22,950 --> 01:30:24,850
对呀…你拿吧
1622
01:30:27,021 --> 01:30:28,648
你拿着六百多万也危险呀
1623
01:30:28,856 --> 01:30:29,550
对呀…
1624
01:30:29,690 --> 01:30:30,782
我的全给你，全给你
1625
01:30:30,925 --> 01:30:31,448
不…我们每人拿一点
1626
01:30:31,592 --> 01:30:32,286
我担心危险呀
1627
01:30:32,427 --> 01:30:33,359
不！你走呀！
1628
01:30:40,034 --> 01:30:41,160
不要走呀！
1629
01:30:45,506 --> 01:30:47,838
不…不要走…
1630
01:30:53,080 --> 01:30:54,411
你好吗？
1631
01:30:56,117 --> 01:30:57,846
好可爱呀你
1632
01:30:58,119 --> 01:30:59,347
不要呀
1633
01:30:59,787 --> 01:31:01,982
兄弟，让你强奸她之后
1634
01:31:02,924 --> 01:31:04,585
让我给她分尸！
1635
01:31:10,231 --> 01:31:11,664
你做了没有？
1636
01:31:18,973 --> 01:31:20,804
她胆子不是那么小吧？
1637
01:31:22,210 --> 01:31:23,973
大婶，你开玩笑吧？胆子那么小呀你
1638
01:31:24,479 --> 01:31:25,173
你没事吧你？
1639
01:31:25,313 --> 01:31:27,076
我怎会真的强奸你呀？
1640
01:31:30,852 --> 01:31:33,446
大婶，你身体不好就不要追嘛！
1641
01:31:34,555 --> 01:31:36,648
你受人那么一丁点薪水
1642
01:31:37,124 --> 01:31:38,216
大婶，我告诉你…
1643
01:31:39,560 --> 01:31:42,461
早知道警察都爱插眼的！
1644
01:31:43,498 --> 01:31:46,365
势难想到你会加上白花油
1645
01:31:47,568 --> 01:31:48,728
我戴了眼镜，不怕你插眼睛
1646
01:31:53,407 --> 01:31:55,602
投降吧！
1647
01:31:56,944 --> 01:31:58,070
别动！
1648
01:32:01,215 --> 01:32:02,204
别动！
1649
01:32:02,650 --> 01:32:04,675
别走…
1650
01:32:12,093 --> 01:32:13,219
别走！
1651
01:32:16,063 --> 01:32:17,428
不要走！
1652
01:32:23,070 --> 01:32:24,503
长官，你怎么了？
1653
01:32:38,052 --> 01:32:39,076
不要走！
1654
01:32:43,491 --> 01:32:44,685
戏院散场人多
1655
01:32:44,992 --> 01:32:46,118
别走呀！
1656
01:32:49,430 --> 01:32:50,556
没人的？
1657
01:32:51,465 --> 01:32:52,591
一定是做港产电影了
1658
01:32:52,967 --> 01:32:53,729
难怪
1659
01:32:55,536 --> 01:32:56,628
别走！
1660
01:32:58,272 --> 01:32:59,705
撑住，撑住！
1661
01:33:00,808 --> 01:33:03,538
不行！我的手转…
1662
01:33:04,779 --> 01:33:05,905
你两个别走呀！
1663
01:33:09,784 --> 01:33:10,876
你们别走！
1664
01:33:29,003 --> 01:33:30,197
走错了…
1665
01:33:30,838 --> 01:33:31,862
这一边呀
1666
01:33:39,347 --> 01:33:40,712
年青人
1667
01:33:43,651 --> 01:33:46,518
不…不要走呀！
1668
01:33:56,230 --> 01:33:57,891
这里人多，进去，来…
1669
01:34:03,838 --> 01:34:04,930
拿着！
1670
01:34:05,106 --> 01:34:05,902
进来干什么？
1671
01:34:06,107 --> 01:34:08,268
如果我们将一百万从天而降
1672
01:34:09,110 --> 01:34:10,634
人群一定十分混乱
1673
01:34:10,911 --> 01:34:12,674
一百万那么多？减少一点行不行？
1674
01:34:12,880 --> 01:34:13,938
做大事呀！
1675
01:34:30,064 --> 01:34:32,362
不要走啦！你们不要走啦
1676
01:34:42,677 --> 01:34:43,541
跳下去！
1677
01:34:44,211 --> 01:34:44,939
你说真的？
1678
01:34:45,246 --> 01:34:46,076
跳呀！
1679
01:34:48,315 --> 01:34:49,646
没车子呀，怎么跳呀？
1680
01:34:50,117 --> 01:34:52,642
不要走…不要
1681
01:34:53,454 --> 01:34:55,012
有货车向这边驶来，跳下去吧
1682
01:34:55,523 --> 01:34:56,615
这里跳…
1683
01:34:56,824 --> 01:34:57,552
这边呀！
1684
01:35:21,115 --> 01:35:22,639
真的行呀？
1685
01:35:23,150 --> 01:35:25,243
到你了，上车啦
1686
01:35:27,321 --> 01:35:28,015
你不要跳呀！
1687
01:35:28,155 --> 01:35:29,087
等等我！
1688
01:35:37,198 --> 01:35:39,098
用用脑子就不用跳桥啦
1689
01:35:50,478 --> 01:35:51,604
不用死了！
1690
01:35:51,746 --> 01:35:55,079
有钱还给别人了！终于有救了！
1691
01:35:58,886 --> 01:36:01,582
救命呀！
1692
01:36:02,523 --> 01:36:05,856
生命这码子事，有什么大不了
1693
01:36:05,993 --> 01:36:07,426
一年死一百几十万只鸡…
1694
01:36:07,695 --> 01:36:08,627
还不是那样子？
1695
01:36:08,896 --> 01:36:11,023
吊了那么久，就算救回都养不大的了
1696
01:36:11,165 --> 01:36:14,134
总而言之，这么老当差都是危险的了
1697
01:36:20,841 --> 01:36:21,865
把手拿来！
1698
01:36:29,083 --> 03:12:59,607
钱呢？
1699
01:36:30,417 --> 01:36:32,009
钱就在那儿嘛
1700
01:36:35,623 --> 01:36:37,887
放不放手就看你了
1701
01:36:38,726 --> 01:36:39,715
用力呀！
1702
01:36:42,129 --> 01:36:43,027
不行呀…
1703
01:36:43,330 --> 01:36:45,525
钱子明呀！欠我钱那傢伙
1704
01:36:46,033 --> 01:36:46,897
走啦！
1705
01:36:47,134 --> 01:36:48,294
放不放手就看你呀！
1706
01:36:49,236 --> 01:36:50,669
如果你是我，你会怎办？
1707
01:36:53,507 --> 01:36:54,439
你想完没有？
1708
01:36:54,842 --> 01:36:55,866
用力拉她上来才说吧！
1709
01:36:58,145 --> 01:36:59,407
小心…
1710
01:37:04,018 --> 01:37:07,784
谢谢你们两位，不过…
1711
01:37:07,922 --> 01:37:08,946
你不必客气啦你
1712
01:37:09,089 --> 01:37:10,852
不过我一样要抓你！
1713
01:37:18,432 --> 01:37:20,161
有没有毛病…
1714
01:37:20,801 --> 01:37:22,063
你们不要说我们暴力呀
1715
01:37:22,603 --> 01:37:25,367
换了是你们，打死她也有可能呀
1716
01:37:27,107 --> 01:37:29,132
我们第一次抢劫就是这样
1717
01:37:29,410 --> 01:37:31,503
很成功的救回那女警
1718
01:37:32,179 --> 01:37:33,111
而好失败的
1719
01:37:33,247 --> 01:37:34,271
钱丢光了
1720
01:37:35,049 --> 01:37:36,414
之后有好多我们的传闻
1721
01:37:36,750 --> 01:37:38,377
有人说我们去了夏威夷泡洋妞
1722
01:37:38,986 --> 01:37:41,614
穿夏威夷衬衣吃什果冰
1723
01:37:42,389 --> 01:37:45,552
有人说我们去了厦门，吃厦门米粉
1724
01:37:46,493 --> 01:37:47,960
但真正的下落没有人知道
1725
01:37:48,629 --> 01:37:50,597
曾经有人见到每年的清明节
1726
01:37:50,931 --> 01:37:53,900
Mime拿着三炷清香，一瓶香槟…
1727
01:37:54,101 --> 01:37:54,897
槟你的命！
1728
01:37:55,269 --> 01:37:56,099
不要玩了！
1729
01:37:56,303 --> 01:37:57,099
真相是
1730
01:37:57,438 --> 01:38:00,066
我们总之开始了劫富济贫的生涯
1731
01:38:00,407 --> 01:38:02,170
不过那么巧，那两个贫友呢
1732
01:38:02,309 --> 01:38:03,401
就是我们自己而已
1733
01:38:03,611 --> 01:38:04,771
又来了
1734
01:38:04,979 --> 01:38:07,812
总之，江湖上从此称呼我们两位是…
1735
01:38:07,982 --> 01:38:10,883
亚李.爸爸两个大盗
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