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[NEXT DOOR WITCH J]
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[GLITTER MASTER
BEAUTUBER OH Ohyeong]
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[Jei] Women always dream of magic.
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To look beautiful for someone
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or to reward themselves
after a day of hard work.
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They are looking for magic.
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[GLITTER MASTER
BEAUTUBER OH Ohyeong]
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Look at this glow.
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Even someone like me who doesn't know
about makeup can tell that it's legit.
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I'm her follower
and she's a hard worker.
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- Let's buy it.
- Sure.
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Every month, new magic tools
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come out for these women.
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What is it?
What are you looking at?
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- Time for Witch J's new video.
- Witch J?
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I teach women how to use magic
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and help them select their magic tools.
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Damn.
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Every Friday at 7 PM!
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One, two, three.
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Cue!
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[NEXT DOOR WITCH J]
Hello, I'm Witch J.
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It's time to cast a magic spell.
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[EPISODE 1
GIRL DOES MAGIC VS BOY MAKES MAGIC]
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Wow, she's a human copying machine.
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So, it's true that she's a real witch.
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Ta-da.
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Today's magic is done.
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The magic is over
but don't miss the post-credits scene.
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As usual, it's 'sold-out time'!
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Korean women spend almost 110,000 won
on makeup every month.
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Your money is valuable.
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I'll keep you from buying trashy items.
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You guys know that
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my channel doesn't take sponsors
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or paid promotions, right?
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Today's item for review is...?
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It's glitter.
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This glitter is made
by the so-called 'glitter master'
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which is its selling point.
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What a typical overhyped product.
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I think it's more a 'hype master'
than a 'glitter master.'
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So, here's the real deal for you.
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This glitter doesn't
receive much attention
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because it's made by a start-up company.
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But it sparkles more than
the Avenee product, and
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the price is reasonable.
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Come get this glitter
before it disappears.
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Do you have the Urtone glitter?
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Yes, over here.
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Do you have the Urtone glitter?
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I found it.
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- Give it to me.
- Move over!
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Seo Jei.
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You trashed my makeup again?
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Last time you crushed my foundation
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and now my glitter?
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Ohyeong.
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This is all on you.
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If a famous beautuber
makes makeup,
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it has to be made right.
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You used to wash brushes for me.
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You think everything is possible
now that you're a beautuber?
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Wouldn't that be nice?
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If I could have it my way, I wouldn't
have to see your ridiculous products!
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I'm going to sue you for defamation.
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Ohyeong!
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Hello! It's me, Chorok.
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We didn't mean it. It was a mistake.
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It will never happen again
so don't sue--
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My lawyer is going to call you.
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So, look out for the call.
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Ohyeong!
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What are we going to do?
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I think she's serious this time.
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Who cares?
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It's not her first time bluffing.
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But we have to avoid lawsuits.
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Once it starts,
it can take years, not just months.
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We don't even have
a management agent.
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I'm Witch J.
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Stop worrying and go back to work.
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Back to work.
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[COMPENSATION FOR DEFAMATION?]
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[WHAT IS DEFAMATION?]
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I didn't know it would come to this.
I would have hired an agent!
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Maybe Chorok can find one.
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Oh, right.
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No one wanted me.
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I'm in trouble.
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[HOT-TEMPERED BEAUTUBER,
ICON OF LAWSUIT]
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[INFULENCER OR OUT-FLUENCER]
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You just crossed the line.
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Alright, then.
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Work on your channel
instead of coming here!
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Hello, Witch J?
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[ONE WEEK AGO]
Fighting!
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Are you thirsty?
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What a jerk.
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Is he playing hard to get?
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I'll take it.
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Geez. It's for your friend.
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Hey!
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Hey.
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It's for you.
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You see how flawless I look?
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Put on some sunscreen.
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Look at yourself.
That's too much sunscreen.
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This is how you don't get tanned.
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Hey, Mr. Choi.
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Did you see the formula I made?
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I've never seen
a physical sunscreen stick so well.
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Did you mix this
with chemical sunscreen?
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Some say that krill cream
is really effective.
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Seriously?
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Look, Lee Ubin.
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What's the point
of doing research all day?
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It's not selling.
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I regret quitting my office job.
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When you said
we're going to make something new
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I was stupid to fall for it.
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But you can't blame our babies.
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Are you ashamed of them?
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No, that's not what I'm saying.
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We've been working for years
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but no one's using it.
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That's why.
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It ain't over till it's over.
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I'm Lee Ubin, the king of making
things work in the last minute.
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Whatever you are, I hope it works soon.
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I'm hungry.
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You can't just move the products.
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We do the display.
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You should know better
if you're a CEO.
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Each shelf has its own price.
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If you want the top shelf,
get a contract with the headquarters.
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[Ubin] But my magical power
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is worthless like dust
in the cosmetics world.
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I already have tons of work to do.
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Today I'm going to...
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[MY BLACK CARD, MOM'S CARD]
take my babies home.
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The buzzer beater starts now.
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Do you have the Urtone glitter?
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- Yes, over here.
- Here?
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Do you have the Urtone glitter?
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Wait, hold on.
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What are you doing?
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- I found it.
- I was here first.
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I think we hit the jackpot.
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Our glitters are sold out in stores.
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This is why people praise beautubers.
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My great goddess, Witch J.
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You're a lifesaver!
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Jesus!
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You're the CEO of Urtone?
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That's me.
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But...
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how did you know this address?
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Huh?
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No one knows where my studio is.
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- I just--
- You stalked my social media
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and googled my studio, right?
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I wanted to see you in person
to say hello.
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I was this close to closing my office
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- but thanks to you, Witch J--
- This is stalking.
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It's a crime, you know that?
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Geez.
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[Jei] A lawsuit threat
and a cosmetics CEO stalker.
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And one more thing
just got added to the list.
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I, Seo Jei, is officially entering
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a new dark chapter of my life
at the age of 26.
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Next Door Witch J
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[EPILOGUE]
Hello, Limabi. Today's item is glitter.
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Once you're in love with glitter,
there's no way out.
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You'll nod your head
if you're a makeup lover.
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But the glow and sparkle we want
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are hard to find.
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In that case, use the glitter for nails
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with a glitter brush.
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Then you'll get your one and only
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sparkling diamond.
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But only use this technique
on special occasions,
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like going to a club
or hitting on a boy.
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Make sure you remove it
with cotton swabs.
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That's a promise.
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Do your eyes hurt because of glitter?
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If that's you...
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give up the sparkles!
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Life is long
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and your eyes are important.
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Goodbye, then!
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All done?
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I'm tired.
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[NEXT DOOR WITCH J]
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[TEAM CREDITS]
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[NEXT DOOR WITCH J]
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