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Do we agree
that this fellow is Hassan Idris?
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Yes.
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Tell me everything, Sebastian.
No bullshit.
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-What's in it for me?
-It doesn't work that way.
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Then I won't tell you anything.
That's my right.
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That's true.
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You have that right,
but then we have grounds to suspect
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that you're an accomplice in all
that Hassan Idris is involved in.
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Everything?
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Tell me what you know.
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-Ivy clear.
-Entering Ivy.
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-I'm holding Pop.
-Stay in Pop.
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-Orp main, where are you?
-Double strat.
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-Sebastian, what are you doing?
-Flanking A.
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Pull back, Sebastian.
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Toke, you useless kid.
Why aren't you trading me?
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Trading? You're a shambles,
you always are.
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I thought we were playing Retake B.
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We play what I call on comms.
I call the strats here.
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-Call them!
-Do I need to spell it out?
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I'm announcing everything
like a fucking audio book!
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-You didn't.
-I did! Stop lying!
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-You didn't.
-Maybe you forgot to press.
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Or maybe your brain is fucked up!
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-Are you still using "push to talk"?
-Everybody does.
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No! Nobody uses it any more!
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-Right. Sebastian, come on.
-What?
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-Come.
-Where to?
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We need a chat outside. Come on.
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-We'll take the rubbish out.
-Off you go, noob.
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Do I have to fire all of them?
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No, listen to what they say.
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-What do you mean?
-That maybe you're in the wrong here.
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-Psychologically, it's common...
-Don't lecture to me on psychology!
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Not when you're a walking depression.
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What is it? Is it Solvej?
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No, I've been distancing myself
from Solvej.
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Have you? How clever,
since you want to be her boyfriend.
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I'm keeping distance and striking
when I start studying.
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-And when would that be?
-I just got my timetable now.
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Let me see.
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Bomb has been planted.
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Am I the only one
who's fed up with his shit?
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-Whose shit?
-Sebastian's.
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His comms skills
stink more than his body.
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And his body is pretty stinky.
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Terrorists win.
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Sick, Kasim.
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He doesn't smell of roses,
but he doesn't have a shower.
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You can't keep clean
with just a sponge.
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I think we should
kick him off the team.
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I agree.
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-Daddy Gus?
-Planting B.
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Hey, daddy. Did you mute me,
or are you deaf?
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-What?
-We're kicking Sebastian out.
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What do you think?
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You have the history of Brie
on Wednesdays.
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It clashes with our team training.
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You're going to be absent a lot
at that cheese school of yours.
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The classical clash
between career and love.
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No, Henrik! It's not a classical
career and love conflict.
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It's about you abandoning our dream.
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And if I can't fire them, at least
they need to be disciplined.
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They have to know
who's the in-game leader.
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I'll give them one more chance.
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Listen up, lads.
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You have to pull yourselves together
if you want to go to Randers.
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I mean seriously.
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-You tell him, Gustav.
-Why me?
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-Because you're the eldest.
-But it was your idea.
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-So what?
-It makes sense if you say it.
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Say it. I'm standing here
like on The X Factor.
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We don't want you on the team.
You're out! That's it.
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-It's my team.
-We took a vote.
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-What's this, Henrik?
-It's the first I hear of it.
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Henrik is irrelevant.
It's three against two.
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Democracy. Ever heard about it?
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Maybe you can vote in the real world,
but not in Counter-Strike.
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The whole team has to agree
to kick someone out.
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Good try, Breivik. Try again.
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Hi, Solvej. It's great to see you.
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Hey, Solvej.
Fancy running into you here.
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I love dairy technology school.
Thanks for telling me about it.
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Solvej, I have two tickets
to the Caribbean.
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Let's go and make love on a beach.
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Or how about... No. Er... Yuck!
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Solvej!
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What's up, mama?
Do you want a taste of my milkshake?
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Pardon?
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Hey...
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-Do you know a girl called Solvej?
-No.
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Nope.
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Hassan, please. That's enough.
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Who are you?
What are you doing here?
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Did he torture you guys too?
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It's my big brother Hassan,
our new in-game leader.
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What?
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I'm your in-game leader.
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Sorry, fatso.
You're finished as captain.
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We've had enough of
your shitty comms skills.
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And you're a bully.
Carina says so too.
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You're perpetrating
psychological terror,
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and that can harm the baby a lot.
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-Where is Henrik?
-He's not around.
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We don't need him.
This is a revolution.
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There'll be no mercy. Freedom.
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Yeah.
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-We want you to piss off.
-Okay.
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Okay?
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Only if Hassan goes
one-to-one against me.
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Like a duel or what?
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If Hassan wins, I'll leave.
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That is if Hassan dares to play
against me. I don't know if...
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Bring it on.
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HI, SOLVEJ. COOL FIRST DAY.
WHERE ARE YOU?
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Solvej?
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Solvej?
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Solvej.
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In artificial transfer of semen,
it's crucial
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that the cow feels safe and calm
during insemination...
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Solvej!
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What have you done?
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-Oh, hello.
-What are you doing in here?
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No Solvej there? Solvej? No.
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Sol... Sorry.
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Yuck! A sex offender!
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-How do you think it's going?
-Shut up!
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Round two, Hassan.
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Let's see
if you're as lucky this time.
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Hassan.
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Where are you?
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That's it, bro.
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You know it's over
if you die now, Seb?
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No! No!
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00:10:07,920 --> 00:10:10,040
No, no, no!
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GG.
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Real Counter-Strikers
play best of three.
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If you don't leave now,
I'll kill you with this mouse.
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I'll write my name in blood on your
dead body: Hassan Idris.
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-I'm going to murder you. Get it?
-Yeah, I get it.
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This is most unfortunate.
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What happened?
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3A were showering after milking.
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This guy came in
and stared at my cunt.
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I don't remember if I did that.
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He came into the cowshed
shouting something
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and the cow went amok.
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Did you unsettle the cow
with your shouting?
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It takes a lot for a cow to lose it.
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Yeah, I know.
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He stalked me the whole day.
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It's only because you're
the spitting image of Solvej.
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-From behind.
-I understand.
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She's a very special girl
with divine...
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Never mind.
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-You know her?
-Yes. I certainly do.
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It's such a shame
that she dropped out.
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-She dropped out?
-Yes.
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I'll let you off
with a caution this time.
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All that's left for me to say is
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welcome to four years of whey,
yogurt and lots of culture.
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Bacterial culture.
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There you go.
Cocktail sausages, your favourite.
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My favourite food is a buffet, Dad.
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Whatever.
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I'm sad they took you off the team,
but I'm sure they'll take you back.
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I don't want them to take me back.
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I want to grow up now
and live a normal life.
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It's time to assume
some responsibility.
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Okay.
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It's 1233 kroner.
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Why? What for?
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The repair of your convertible.
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-What do you say, darling?
-Thanks.
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What was the decisive factor?
Your face or your body odour?
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Mostly my attitude, in fact.
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And that my comm skills suck.
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-Comm skills?
-Communication skills.
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Comm skills matter,
both at work and in a marriage.
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It's always about mutual respect.
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You got that in couple's counselling.
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-Hello?
-Hello!
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-Hi.
-Hi, Henrik.
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-Sorry to disturb your meal.
-Don't be silly.
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You never disturb us, Henrik.
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-Have some goulash.
-Thanks.
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-Take a seat.
-I'd love to.
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Wait and see.
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It looks yummy.
Are those cocktail sausages?
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-You bet they are.
-I love cocktail sausages.
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Are cocktail sausages
your favourite food?
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00:14:02,240 --> 00:14:05,600
Well, after thick pork sausages.
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Hi, Henrik.
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I just came to say that
I didn't know about Hassan.
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I would have stopped them.
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I don't want anything to do
with that psycho.
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I told them to find another main orp.
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And how's vocational school?
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Well...
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How's it been? It's been exciting.
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00:14:29,240 --> 00:14:32,720
We live in confusing times.
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I sexually harassed someone today.
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Really?
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00:14:40,920 --> 00:14:41,720
Yeah.
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We both ran into the cold
and merciless wall of life.
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Sebastian, put this on the table.
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00:14:53,080 --> 00:14:54,600
-No, Dad.
-Come on.
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00:14:54,680 --> 00:14:57,800
-Why, Dad?
-Just do it.
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Lift the dog's tail
and put the sausage next to it.
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-What is it?
-What's what?
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It's a cock-tail sausage!
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Yeah!
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Way to go!
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Come on, Shabaabs.
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Flasher B.
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Brother Flash Palace.
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Yallah, Flash Palace.
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Sorry.
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Did you see it, lads? Hassan, Hassan.
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Shabaab! Oh!
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Yes.
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Tristan, what are you doing?
You're so good.
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Here, have some coke.
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-I'm only 13.
-Shut your fucking gob!
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You have to start now to be cool.
I've fucking tried it all,
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ganja, Molly, E's, the whole
fucking lot. It's fucking crazy.
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-What's that? Put it away.
-It's Carina calling.
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I promised her to buy couscous.
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-Give it to me.
-It's his wife.
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Hello, this is Hassan.
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Listen, that guy's not coming home.
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What? Babies are born all the time.
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You're nothing special,
you fucking bitch.
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Here, catch.
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-What did she say?
-You're staying here. No couscous.
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In general, society has problemsseeing fat people as sexy.
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Fighting each other...
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Herzlich willkommen...
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00:17:08,320 --> 00:17:09,640
Welcome.
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Neu gegen Schmerzen.
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-Dad! Dad!
-What is it?
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Something's wrong with Sebastian.
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00:17:21,600 --> 00:17:22,640
What do you mean?
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He's becoming a vegetable
or something. A Brussels sprout.
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-Or something terribly boring.
-A Brussels sprout?
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He looks like something
out of the Walking Dead.
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-What is that?
-He looks fucking homeless.
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He was homeless.
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-Sebastian is...
-Be quiet, Mum.
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He's in there.
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00:17:40,560 --> 00:17:44,800
Sebastian is an adult. He's sad.
Sometimes adults get sad.
252
00:17:45,760 --> 00:17:47,440
Come and see for yourself.
253
00:17:58,320 --> 00:17:59,800
What do we do?
254
00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:06,240
I'll talk to Copy Allan
about a job for him.
255
00:18:10,720 --> 00:18:13,360
Lads, who ordered a whore?
256
00:18:13,440 --> 00:18:16,520
Shut your arse before I call the cops
and tell them where you are.
257
00:18:16,600 --> 00:18:19,920
-Piss off before I set my dog on you.
-You're pretty sick.
258
00:18:25,600 --> 00:18:28,080
You got three minutes
while I take a shit.
259
00:18:30,760 --> 00:18:32,680
Fucking little gay dog.
260
00:18:35,080 --> 00:18:38,840
Fuck that Hassan. You know
Sebastian is your true captain.
261
00:18:39,480 --> 00:18:42,040
You're his mates.
You're his entire life.
262
00:18:43,240 --> 00:18:46,440
We play well,
but it's not fun any more.
263
00:18:46,520 --> 00:18:50,360
With all due respect for your
brother, Kasim, he's a good guy,
264
00:18:50,640 --> 00:18:54,000
but he's a raving deranged psychotic.
265
00:18:54,160 --> 00:18:56,160
I completely agree.
266
00:18:56,560 --> 00:19:00,680
It's insane that he's taking drugs
and offering it to us.
267
00:19:01,480 --> 00:19:04,440
Toke, it was your idea
to get rid of Seb. What shall we do?
268
00:19:04,520 --> 00:19:06,440
You won't go wrong with this printer.
269
00:19:06,520 --> 00:19:08,760
It's an amazing printer.
270
00:19:08,840 --> 00:19:12,440
It's Michael Schumacher
before he was injured.
271
00:19:12,680 --> 00:19:13,920
Er... as a printer.
272
00:19:14,280 --> 00:19:16,160
I have one at home, actually.
273
00:19:16,240 --> 00:19:18,720
-I'll take this model.
-It's a deal then.
274
00:19:18,800 --> 00:19:20,920
Can you just hang on a minute?
275
00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:22,760
-I'll look at the leaflet.
-Yeah.
276
00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:24,760
-Just a moment.
-Yes.
277
00:19:25,560 --> 00:19:26,800
-Hi.
-Hi, Seb.
278
00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:32,360
What are you doing here?
Are you shopping for a copier?
279
00:19:32,680 --> 00:19:37,800
I'd love one with an arse-lift device
for office Christmas parties.
280
00:19:38,880 --> 00:19:42,400
It was a bad joke.
I just wanted to break the ice.
281
00:19:42,840 --> 00:19:46,200
-I don't mind. Great printer humour.
-Cheers.
282
00:19:46,280 --> 00:19:49,800
What's up? Where's your new leader?
283
00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:53,280
-My brother doesn't know we're here.
-So you're stabbing him in the back.
284
00:19:53,360 --> 00:19:54,240
How nice.
285
00:19:54,560 --> 00:19:59,080
-We made a mistake, Seb.
-You're such great friends, eh?
286
00:19:59,160 --> 00:20:02,480
-We want to give you another chance.
-A chance?
287
00:20:02,720 --> 00:20:04,560
A rematch against Hassan.
288
00:20:05,800 --> 00:20:09,560
If you haven't come to buy a
photocopier, pencils or a calculator,
289
00:20:10,840 --> 00:20:12,280
then please leave.
290
00:20:12,360 --> 00:20:13,240
Seb.
291
00:20:14,920 --> 00:20:16,000
Piss off.
292
00:20:23,520 --> 00:20:26,480
-Shall we find a box for it?
-Yes, please.
293
00:20:35,640 --> 00:20:37,640
Hi, darling. Hi.
294
00:20:38,800 --> 00:20:42,200
Heidi said the boys went to the shop.
295
00:20:42,280 --> 00:20:44,720
I think they want you
back on the team.
296
00:20:44,800 --> 00:20:46,800
Tell me you said no.
297
00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:52,080
They want to give me a chance.
298
00:20:54,400 --> 00:20:56,360
It's not the same thing.
299
00:20:57,200 --> 00:20:58,880
It's not enough.
300
00:21:00,080 --> 00:21:01,080
I'm not going back.
301
00:21:02,280 --> 00:21:04,800
That's it. Good boy!
302
00:21:05,480 --> 00:21:08,680
-Control yourself.
-He's seeing what matters in life.
303
00:21:09,280 --> 00:21:11,480
This is too fucking much.
304
00:21:11,840 --> 00:21:12,880
Stop it.
305
00:21:20,720 --> 00:21:22,320
Darling.
306
00:21:25,000 --> 00:21:30,720
I'm not going to come running back to
them like some dog.
307
00:21:30,920 --> 00:21:33,120
I know you're angry,
pissed off and disappointed.
308
00:21:33,200 --> 00:21:37,720
So was I when your dad
had sex with Puk from aquarobics.
309
00:21:38,800 --> 00:21:41,240
But I forgave him.
310
00:21:41,760 --> 00:21:44,960
And I took him back and er...
311
00:21:45,040 --> 00:21:48,200
I'm glad I did,
or we wouldn't have had you two.
312
00:21:49,960 --> 00:21:53,520
-Why did Dad do aquarobics?
-That's beside the point, dear.
313
00:21:54,480 --> 00:21:59,440
Feel inside your heart
more than in your pain.
314
00:21:59,520 --> 00:22:02,960
I also think you should...
315
00:22:03,160 --> 00:22:06,360
You should do some emotional labour
and learn a few things.
316
00:22:07,640 --> 00:22:11,280
I may not be great at communicating.
317
00:22:11,680 --> 00:22:15,360
You should forgive the boys.
318
00:22:15,640 --> 00:22:19,240
And you should go to Randers
and win that...
319
00:22:19,480 --> 00:22:22,600
Frazy... Crazy LAN shit.
320
00:22:22,760 --> 00:22:25,000
-Right?
-Yeah, I'll do it.
321
00:22:27,160 --> 00:22:29,240
-That's better.
-Thanks, Mum.
322
00:22:35,440 --> 00:22:38,680
I want a rematch!
323
00:22:42,040 --> 00:22:43,800
Rematch? What are you talking about?
324
00:22:43,880 --> 00:22:45,840
I'd like my team back, Hassan.
325
00:22:46,840 --> 00:22:48,200
Fuck off, you fat pig.
326
00:22:50,200 --> 00:22:51,880
-You shouldn't turn down a duel.
-No.
327
00:22:52,560 --> 00:22:54,840
You shouldn't barbecue
budgies either.
328
00:22:56,080 --> 00:22:58,520
-No.
-Have you ever...?
329
00:22:59,080 --> 00:23:01,600
-Have you barbecued a budgie?
-He's done it to three.
330
00:23:02,600 --> 00:23:05,040
You're a monster. A cyclops.
331
00:23:05,400 --> 00:23:08,800
And you're a coward,
that's why you don't want a rematch.
332
00:23:17,440 --> 00:23:18,560
Bring it on, bro.
333
00:23:29,040 --> 00:23:32,600
We're going to wreak vengeance on
the Axis of Evil.
334
00:23:32,680 --> 00:23:34,960
-Do you feel it, Henrik?
-Yeah.
335
00:23:36,680 --> 00:23:38,240
He's in there.
336
00:23:45,040 --> 00:23:47,480
Knife! You were knifed!
337
00:23:47,560 --> 00:23:49,520
Come back. Fuck off!
338
00:24:13,560 --> 00:24:14,600
Fuck!
339
00:24:43,600 --> 00:24:46,720
Yeah! That was for America!
USA, USA, USA!
340
00:24:46,960 --> 00:24:51,520
USA! USA! USA!
341
00:24:56,240 --> 00:24:58,680
Cool! Yeah!
342
00:25:03,840 --> 00:25:05,120
GG.
343
00:25:07,240 --> 00:25:11,120
-You fucking cheated. I know it.
-I won, because I'm best.
344
00:25:12,160 --> 00:25:14,880
Cool it. Sebastian, cool it.
345
00:25:15,400 --> 00:25:18,080
The ruling was totally Halal.
346
00:25:19,360 --> 00:25:21,480
I'll see you back home.
347
00:25:23,160 --> 00:25:25,560
You've grown up. See you.
348
00:25:34,240 --> 00:25:37,200
Welcome back, man. Okay, put me down.
349
00:25:42,840 --> 00:25:44,760
Hey, lads. Hold on.
350
00:25:44,920 --> 00:25:47,600
How did you do it?
351
00:25:47,680 --> 00:25:50,160
He's got 32,000 hours on his account.
352
00:25:50,240 --> 00:25:52,760
Did you put auto-play
on his keyboard?
353
00:25:52,840 --> 00:25:56,280
-That's what you did.
-No, you just thrashed him.
354
00:25:56,480 --> 00:26:00,000
Or... We swapped
his Molly for Tristan's vitamins.
355
00:26:00,080 --> 00:26:02,920
-Hassan can only play when he's high.
-Exactly.
356
00:26:03,000 --> 00:26:06,200
Okay. Sick.
You're smarter than you look.
357
00:26:06,280 --> 00:26:09,440
-It was Shorty's idea.
-Thanks a lot, junior.
358
00:26:09,520 --> 00:26:12,520
You're welcome, you fat pig.
It's great to have you back.
359
00:26:13,840 --> 00:26:16,400
-What's up, Tristan?
-We're going to win in Randers.
360
00:26:16,600 --> 00:26:19,400
Yeah, but you're staying here
to mind the shop.
361
00:26:19,680 --> 00:26:21,320
But I'm 13.
362
00:26:21,400 --> 00:26:23,520
Yeah, so take your vitamins.
363
00:26:25,560 --> 00:26:27,400
No! Spit them out!
364
00:26:28,160 --> 00:26:31,320
How long will it take for him
to return to normal, Kasim?
365
00:26:32,960 --> 00:26:36,560
Four to five hours and he'll be fine.
366
00:26:59,120 --> 00:27:01,240
Isn't it great to be back, Sebastian?
367
00:27:02,440 --> 00:27:03,640
It couldn't be any better.
368
00:27:03,720 --> 00:27:05,920
Have you spoken to Solvej?
369
00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:08,680
Er... no.
370
00:27:09,920 --> 00:27:12,120
She dropped out of school
because of me.
371
00:27:12,200 --> 00:27:14,880
So I'd better leave her alone.
372
00:27:22,400 --> 00:27:24,080
Siri, Facetime Solvej.
373
00:27:24,160 --> 00:27:27,680
Stop it, Sebastian.
I don't want to! Stop it!
374
00:27:27,760 --> 00:27:29,120
-Don't...
-Hi, Henrik.
375
00:27:32,680 --> 00:27:35,480
How are you doing?
376
00:27:36,200 --> 00:27:38,720
I've been very ill, Henrik.
377
00:27:38,880 --> 00:27:40,880
My tongue was ten time normal size.
378
00:27:41,240 --> 00:27:44,320
I think I can hear it.
379
00:27:44,680 --> 00:27:48,280
-What happened?
-I'm hyper-allergic to whey.
380
00:27:48,840 --> 00:27:51,760
-Is that why you left school?
-Yeah.
381
00:27:52,120 --> 00:27:55,880
-So it's not because of me?
-No, we're mates.
382
00:27:56,760 --> 00:27:58,520
Yeah, we're mates.
383
00:27:58,600 --> 00:28:01,720
I couldn't callbecause my tongue was swollen.
384
00:28:02,040 --> 00:28:03,840
What are you going to do now?
385
00:28:03,920 --> 00:28:07,400
I'm going to applyto become a zookeeper.
386
00:28:07,520 --> 00:28:11,840
and be close to the cockatoos,okapis and monkeys.
387
00:28:13,400 --> 00:28:15,120
Lads!
388
00:28:18,560 --> 00:28:20,120
I'm going to be a zookeeper.
389
00:28:22,920 --> 00:28:24,640
This is a fucking waste of time.
390
00:28:25,000 --> 00:28:26,760
Yeah, I think so too.
391
00:28:27,920 --> 00:28:32,160
I guess you haven't heard about the
mobile phone scams a few weeks back?
392
00:28:33,480 --> 00:28:35,520
No. Nope.
393
00:28:36,440 --> 00:28:42,640
I remember reading something
about it, but I didn't actually...
394
00:28:42,720 --> 00:28:43,520
Sebastian.
395
00:28:45,400 --> 00:28:46,680
Okay, listen.
396
00:28:47,480 --> 00:28:49,800
I can't grass up Kasim. I just can't.
397
00:28:50,360 --> 00:28:51,920
Kasim Idris?
398
00:28:57,680 --> 00:29:00,680
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