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The winner of Crazy LAN Randers isSebastian FML Larsen.
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He will receive 500,000 kroner
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and VIP eventswith the leading agents and scouts.
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He may be the world's bestCounter-Strike player,
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and Sebastian is a sex god.
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Sebastian! Sebastian!
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Sebastian?
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-Sebastian?
-Yeah?
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Wake up, dear.
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-Hi, Mum.
-Hi, my dear.
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-Hi, Dad.
-Hi.
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Why are you here?
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We just wanted to see
this place and see you.
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Dad wants to tell you something.
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Don't go to that computer thing
in Randers.
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-There won't be any Scots.
-What do you mean?
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-Those computer talent-spotters.
-Are you trying to say "scouts"?
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Yeah.
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There won't be any scouts.
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Dad talked with a colleague
at a meeting
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and because he's so proud of you,
he told about you going to Randers.
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His colleague is from Randers
and he told him
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that there's another computer party
on the same weekend.
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A computer party!
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It's called something with banana.
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-Banana Hannover Hangover?
-Yeah, that's it.
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What funny names they have.
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Did you know Banana
was the same weekend?
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Yeah, I knew.
It was all under control.
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What he's saying is legit.
There won't be any fucking "scoots."
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What is it?
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Banana is a super nice "computer
party", as you call it, Mum.
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But it's a completely
different segment.
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So we don't bother with that, at all.
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Don't worry, lads. We'll just
focus on what we're best at.
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Crazy LAN Randers is our focus.
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That's what matters most
in our lives.
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First it's Crazy LAN Randers, then
Skive, then you mention a banana.
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Banana Hannover Hangover.
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-Banana Hang...
-Banana Hannover Hangover.
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-Banana Hannover Hangover?
-Yeah.
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It's a huge tournament at the same
time as Crazy LAN Randers.
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And what's the point?
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All the agents and scouts who matter
won't be at Crazy LAN Randers,
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because they'll be
at Banana Hannover Hangover.
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Why didn't you just go to
Banana Hangover Hannover?
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-Banana Hannover Hangover?
-Yes.
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Banana Hannover Hangover is huge.
It's like the Champions' League.
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You have to qualify, and that
takes time. So we were fucked.
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We could get Bananas cancelled.
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Phone in a bomb threat.
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I always make a bomb threat
when I don't want to do something.
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Trust me, lads. It works.
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What does the captain say?
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It's a great idea, Toke,
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but I think I need to talk to
Copy Allan about it.
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-Don't forget to wear a condom.
-What?
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For when you "talk" to him.
You can get some nasty diseases.
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Especially when you "talk to"
so many people at the same time.
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You don't know who they've talked to.
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What?
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I only just heard it now.
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All the scouts are going to
Banana Hannover Hangover.
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Bahano... Banana Hangover Hannover?
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-Banana Hannover Hangover.
-Bahana...?
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-Banana Hannover Hangover.
-Banano Hangover Hannover.
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That's what I'm saying, bloody hell.
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Fine.
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Now listen.
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Aren't all the scouts at this giant
Blast Pro event in Copenhagen?
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We can't get to Blast Pro.
Our team is nowhere near good enough.
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But there'll be scouts.
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And so?
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You have to learn to think,
Sebastian.
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Don't mock me. I've been learning
how to think for a long time.
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Stand up.
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-Stand up?
-Stand up. Come on.
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Come on.
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Come.
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From now on, I'm your mentor.
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-Okay, let's say so.
-Yeah? Then do it.
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Do what?
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-Say it.
-Say what?
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Say "Allan, you're my mentor."
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-Allan...
-Yes.
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You're my mentor.
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"Because I deeply respect your
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achievements in copying
and printing." Say it.
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Because I deeply respect
your achievements
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in copying and printing.
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Thank you.
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I'll pay to get you to Blast Pro.
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then you convince some scouts
to see us at Crazy LAN Randers.
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Allan, it's damn fucking expensive.
We can't afford it.
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But I'm your sponsor, am I not?
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That's what a sponsor does. He pays.
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Go to Blast Pro! Make a racket!
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For Randers! For Copy Allan! Eh?
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Okay, let's do it.
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Do you know you look like shit?
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Not just like shit, but like shit
in a ridiculous costume.
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We have to be noticed
to get those scouts to Randers.
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Spread the word.
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Do you think the scouts appreciate
that you look like a clown?
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This is marketing.
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You don't get it.
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No, but if you're doing a circus act,
get some stilts too.
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They're nice.
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What are you doing?
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Spreading the word
on Reddit and 4Chan.
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They're going to love you.
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Okay, but take a good picture.
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Hi, Henrik.
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-Hi, Gustav.
-Look to your left.
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How do you feel about hospitals?
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I haven't been in one
since I had my appendix removed,
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but I had a good experience. Why?
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Carina and I have
a 3D scan this afternoon.
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But a job interview suddenly came up.
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-Congratulations.
-Thanks.
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So I was wondering...
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Could you go to the hospital with her
instead of me?
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I don't think I can do that, Gustav.
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-You have other plans.
-Oh, no.
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I just can't take that 3D business.
My stomach is too delicate.
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I puked for three hours
when I watched Avatar.
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But this is totally different.
It's like...
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The scan is in 3D,
but the image is normal.
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So you don't need to wear
the glasses?
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No.
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Then I can do it.
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-For sure?
-Yeah, of course.
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-Are you serious? Thanks, my friend.
-You're welcome.
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Come to Crazy LAN Randers.
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Here. Come to Crazy LAN Randers.
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It's much cooler
than this shit event.
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Have one of these.
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You look like scouts.
How about going to Crazy LAN Randers?
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Randers is a big city.
Much better than Copenhagen.
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It's embarrassing.
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-Why don't you fucking wait for me?
-Can't you see it's embarrassing?
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Come to Crazy LAN Randers.
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Crazy LAN Randers!
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-Hi, Carina.
-Hi, Henrik.
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-Gustav isn't it.
-No, he's at his job interview.
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-Exciting.
-Yeah, it's exciting.
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Can you just tell me what's going on?
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We're going to the hospital,
you and I.
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For that 3D scan, right?
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Gustav said it's without glasses,
so I'll be fine.
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Okay.
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Hello, Gustav. Call me. Now!
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Has he got something lined up?
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Gustav gets an interview every time
there's something involving my tummy.
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And don't touch
the neighbour's plants.
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Is he having an affair?
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What? Gustav?
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No, Carina. I can't imagine he is.
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It's probably an unfortunate
coincidence... multiple times.
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-You should trust your husband.
-And you should get a girlfriend.
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That may change your mind.
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I hope you work it out. I'm off.
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-Good luck with the scan.
-Henrik.
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Will you come with me?
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Yeah, sure.
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-I'm fucking nervous.
-Me too.
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I've peed seven times the last hour.
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I had diarrhoea this morning,
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my pelvic floor is like
a circus arena.
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I just can't...
contain myself right now.
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How the fuck do you know
what a scout looks like?
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Watch and learn.
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Move over, dustman.
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Sorry, will you let me pass?
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-I'm looking for a dance partner.
-It won't be me.
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Oh, shit. You two... Can you...?
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Shit!
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You again?
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Aren't you way too old to be here?
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Can't you come back
when Phil Collins plays here?
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-It's got 400 Watts suction capacity.
-Yeah.
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That's a lot.
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-Oh, no.
-What's up?
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It's just someone called Solvej.
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-What about Solvej?
-I'm unhappily in love with her.
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Come on. Let's go.
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-Hello.
-Hello.
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-Hi, Solvej.
-Hi.
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-Hi, Chris.
-Hi.
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This is Solvej and Chris.
Chris is from Norway.
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-Okay.
-Yeah.
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-Just stretching your legs?
-Yeah, we're out for a walk.
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Always out, always happy.
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Yeah, be careful.
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Oh? Are you going to be a dad?
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No... No.
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Yes, you are, darling.
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You're always joking, but...
Yes, we're having a baby.
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Sometimes he can't comprehend it.
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But he's going to be a dad, and our
bundle of joy will be arriving soon.
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Right? I didn't know
you had a girlfriend.
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-Well, actually... May I tell them?
-What?
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We actually split up for some time.
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But our love is too great.
We're so much in love.
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The passion can get too much
and you need some breathing space,
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but we got back together,
and soon our baby will be here.
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Right, darling?
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Congratulations.
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-That's a huge thing.
-Congrats, fellas. It's massive.
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-Yeah... It's very exciting.
-Yeah.
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Wonderful.
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-We'd better get home.
-Yeah, we should make a move.
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Sex brings labour along, as they say.
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And Daddy Henrik is so good in bed.
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It's the best sex I've ever had.
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It's crazy. He's trained me
in all kinds of lovemaking.
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You're a master, darling.
You are a master.
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Well, I think we also
have to move on.
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-Bye.
-Take care. Congratulations, Henrik.
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-Bye, Chris from Norway.
-Yeah.
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-What are you up to?
-That made her jealous.
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-Trust me, she's yours.
-How do you know?
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If you watched Paradise Hotel
you'd know about female guile.
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It's only for women
who know the game.
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I don't get TV 3.
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But we're leaving.
I'm fed up being here.
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Where the fuck are you, guys?
I don't know where you went.
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-What?
-Come over here.
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The backstage room
is over there, right?
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We have to get there.
It's where the elite is.
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-Just go. Do you need to be carried?
-I need a fucking backstage pass.
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If you make a diversion,
something fucking crazy,
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then all the guards will chase you
and I can sneak in.
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-Hey! Stop him!
-Hey! Stop! Stop!
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Easy now.
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Hey, what's up, Pretty and Niller?
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-Great to see you.
-Do you know each other?
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That guy? He's my mate Toke.
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-So is everything cool?
-Yeah, we're just messing.
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-Are you going in?
-Can we? Seriously?
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Yeah.
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Kasim! Kasim! Kasim!
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Stop. You're not getting in.
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Also, one time
I was going to school,
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but there was this cool
online tournament
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and I just had to compete.
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I phoned in a bomb threat, and they
closed the school for seven days.
248
00:15:20,800 --> 00:15:23,240
-And you do this on your Stream?
-Yeah, I do.
249
00:15:28,000 --> 00:15:29,240
I know what you're saying.
250
00:15:29,320 --> 00:15:31,480
Have you ever been to
Crazy LAN Randers?
251
00:15:31,720 --> 00:15:34,400
It's cool, with lots of merchandise.
252
00:15:34,480 --> 00:15:37,040
It's much cooler than Banana
in Hannover. Fuck that.
253
00:15:37,120 --> 00:15:40,080
Here's a cap
if you want to be super street.
254
00:15:40,160 --> 00:15:42,280
This kid is gonna take it over.
255
00:15:42,360 --> 00:15:43,800
His ego is so big.
256
00:15:43,880 --> 00:15:45,920
If he's on your team,
hold on to him.
257
00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:47,360
He's going to be rolling through.
258
00:15:47,440 --> 00:15:49,560
It would be cool
if scouts like you would come.
259
00:15:49,640 --> 00:15:51,280
We're from Copenhagen City Council.
260
00:15:53,760 --> 00:15:56,600
Toke! Toke, my man!
261
00:15:56,680 --> 00:15:57,600
Stop right there.
262
00:15:57,680 --> 00:15:59,120
-I'm joining the lads.
-No.
263
00:15:59,200 --> 00:16:01,640
They're my mates.
I know Kasim. Kasim!
264
00:16:01,720 --> 00:16:04,040
I have no idea
what that freak show is.
265
00:16:04,120 --> 00:16:05,560
-Let's talk on the sofa.
-Leave.
266
00:16:05,640 --> 00:16:06,960
I'm with them! I'm with them!
267
00:16:08,280 --> 00:16:09,840
Toke! Help me, Toke!
268
00:16:11,080 --> 00:16:12,720
Anything to say to your fans?
269
00:16:12,800 --> 00:16:14,000
Toke! Toke! Fuck!
270
00:16:14,080 --> 00:16:15,840
Shit. This is fucking amazing.
271
00:16:17,920 --> 00:16:19,760
No! Help!
272
00:16:25,320 --> 00:16:26,640
There.
273
00:16:28,680 --> 00:16:30,480
Gustav, call me.
274
00:16:30,560 --> 00:16:32,920
Don't get agitated,
it will stress the baby.
275
00:16:33,000 --> 00:16:34,480
-It's stressing.
-Yeah.
276
00:16:34,560 --> 00:16:35,840
Breathe in.
277
00:16:36,440 --> 00:16:37,480
Yes.
278
00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:40,040
Now, look here.
279
00:16:42,840 --> 00:16:46,160
There it is. Nice and big.
280
00:16:50,560 --> 00:16:51,680
It's so beautiful.
281
00:16:53,960 --> 00:16:56,200
It's really beautiful.
282
00:16:57,120 --> 00:16:58,600
Would you like to know the sex?
283
00:16:59,960 --> 00:17:02,120
Yes, we'd very much like to know.
284
00:17:03,280 --> 00:17:05,200
It's a little girl.
285
00:17:11,400 --> 00:17:13,040
Is it a girl?
286
00:17:14,760 --> 00:17:15,880
Oh!
287
00:17:16,520 --> 00:17:18,920
Her heart sounds like this.
288
00:17:29,680 --> 00:17:31,400
I'll record it.
289
00:17:40,920 --> 00:17:42,400
It's making me broody.
290
00:17:42,680 --> 00:17:45,800
-You're going to be an uncle.
-I'd love that.
291
00:17:45,880 --> 00:17:48,000
-Uncle Henner.
-Uncle Henner.
292
00:17:49,680 --> 00:17:51,280
Alright.
293
00:17:53,480 --> 00:17:54,680
Fuck!
294
00:18:03,520 --> 00:18:04,880
Fuck, man!
295
00:18:06,720 --> 00:18:07,640
Oh, no.
296
00:18:07,720 --> 00:18:10,800
Are you fucking serious? You again?
297
00:18:10,880 --> 00:18:14,160
This time, it was you
who bumped into me.
298
00:18:14,520 --> 00:18:16,760
Are you on medication or something?
299
00:18:16,840 --> 00:18:20,240
Fuck off back to the hole
you climbed out of,
300
00:18:20,320 --> 00:18:24,320
you fucking incompetent,
intolerant, disabled mole.
301
00:18:29,040 --> 00:18:30,920
-Are you Peter Hornsleth?
-Yeah.
302
00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:32,360
-What's up?
-Hey.
303
00:18:32,440 --> 00:18:36,120
-Do you have time for a selfie?
-Yeah, sure.
304
00:18:36,400 --> 00:18:38,120
Of course. No problem.
305
00:18:39,920 --> 00:18:41,360
-Thanks a lot.
-You're welcome.
306
00:18:41,440 --> 00:18:43,160
-Have a great evening.
-You too.
307
00:18:43,240 --> 00:18:44,360
Bye, boys.
308
00:18:44,440 --> 00:18:47,200
-What the fuck are you doing?
-That's Peter Hornsleth.
309
00:18:47,600 --> 00:18:49,880
Was he Peter Hornsleth?
310
00:18:49,960 --> 00:18:53,240
Yeah, that was Peter Hornsleth.
311
00:18:53,320 --> 00:18:57,080
Hold on. The guy who was here,
whom I bumped into.
312
00:18:58,160 --> 00:19:01,440
I'm not kidding.
Was that fucking Peter Hornsleth?
313
00:19:02,120 --> 00:19:03,560
He's the best scout in Denmark.
314
00:19:03,640 --> 00:19:06,640
He discovered Dupreeh
and Olofmeister.
315
00:19:07,720 --> 00:19:11,840
Aizy, Lucas... He's a fucking legend.
316
00:19:12,800 --> 00:19:14,720
-Fuck!
-Why? We got a selfie.
317
00:19:14,800 --> 00:19:18,000
Fuck, fuck, fuck!
318
00:19:19,360 --> 00:19:21,440
Fucking shoot me!
319
00:19:21,520 --> 00:19:24,640
He's coming to Crazy LAN Randers
to see us.
320
00:19:24,720 --> 00:19:26,120
That's great news.
321
00:19:26,200 --> 00:19:29,640
Great that he's coming. I just hope
nobody will see that video.
322
00:19:32,480 --> 00:19:34,560
It's too late, Seb.
323
00:19:45,080 --> 00:19:47,000
-Thanks for now.
-Yeah, thanks for now.
324
00:19:47,080 --> 00:19:49,600
-I'm so happy, Henrik.
-So am I.
325
00:19:49,680 --> 00:19:50,560
Thanks for coming.
326
00:19:50,640 --> 00:19:53,520
-It was a wonderful experience.
-Yeah, totally.
327
00:19:53,600 --> 00:19:56,400
So beautiful. These are for you.
328
00:19:56,800 --> 00:19:58,240
-Will you be alright?
-Yeah.
329
00:19:58,320 --> 00:19:59,920
-Yeah?
-Yeah.
330
00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:03,200
Good luck with Solvej.
She'll come crawling to you.
331
00:20:03,280 --> 00:20:05,880
-Oh, yeah. Let's hope so.
-Yeah.
332
00:20:05,960 --> 00:20:08,560
-Fingers crossed.
-Let's hope he gets the job.
333
00:20:09,080 --> 00:20:10,600
He's not at an interview.
334
00:20:12,800 --> 00:20:13,760
Where is he?
335
00:20:14,720 --> 00:20:16,680
Where do you think?
336
00:20:17,240 --> 00:20:19,560
It was a wonderful day, Henrik.
See you.
337
00:20:19,640 --> 00:20:22,040
Yeah, we'll... Bye.
338
00:21:00,160 --> 00:21:01,520
Henrik?
339
00:21:02,360 --> 00:21:03,880
Why do you tell lies, Gustav?
340
00:21:06,040 --> 00:21:07,360
-Er...
-Why?
341
00:21:07,440 --> 00:21:10,400
-It's just...
-Lying is not nice.
342
00:21:11,800 --> 00:21:15,320
I'm a trusting person,
and you betrayed my trust in you.
343
00:21:15,400 --> 00:21:18,080
I know. Sorry, Henrik. I know.
344
00:21:18,160 --> 00:21:19,880
How can I trust you again?
345
00:21:20,680 --> 00:21:21,880
How?
346
00:21:24,480 --> 00:21:27,240
Sometimes I just can't...
347
00:21:28,240 --> 00:21:31,000
It's all too much for me.
348
00:21:31,600 --> 00:21:36,160
Carina, the baby, the future
and all that. I can't...
349
00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:42,120
It... It feels like
an enormous pressure.
350
00:21:43,640 --> 00:21:48,000
I find it difficult
to know what to do.
351
00:21:49,320 --> 00:21:51,080
Listen to this.
352
00:21:52,040 --> 00:21:53,640
-What is it?
-Listen.
353
00:21:56,680 --> 00:22:00,080
You're going to have
a beautiful baby girl soon.
354
00:22:10,400 --> 00:22:13,560
-Is it a girl?
-It's a girl.
355
00:22:15,680 --> 00:22:19,280
The midwife says everything is fine.
She was so beautiful.
356
00:22:23,840 --> 00:22:26,400
-Carina is nervous too, Gustav.
-Yeah.
357
00:22:26,480 --> 00:22:28,280
She's never been a mum before either.
358
00:22:28,360 --> 00:22:30,920
But together you can work it out
as you go along.
359
00:22:31,400 --> 00:22:32,640
You're right.
360
00:22:33,600 --> 00:22:36,200
I'm done with lying.
361
00:22:42,800 --> 00:22:45,640
Hello, darling? Hi. Yeah.
362
00:22:46,400 --> 00:22:49,760
I know. I'll come straight home.
363
00:22:50,080 --> 00:22:52,920
I'm parking right now.
364
00:23:01,600 --> 00:23:02,880
Henrik?
365
00:23:03,800 --> 00:23:06,160
-I'm not having a baby.
-What?
366
00:23:06,440 --> 00:23:11,680
I'm not having a baby, and Carina is
my friend Gustav's girlfriend.
367
00:23:12,800 --> 00:23:14,400
And we weren't going home to...
368
00:23:16,320 --> 00:23:18,240
It was female guile.
369
00:23:18,600 --> 00:23:19,800
-Female guile?
-Yeah.
370
00:23:19,880 --> 00:23:23,480
She's seen on Paradise Hotel
that intrigues work well.
371
00:23:24,240 --> 00:23:27,400
-I don't understand a thing.
-She wanted to make you jealous.
372
00:23:27,720 --> 00:23:28,520
Why?
373
00:23:29,840 --> 00:23:31,320
Because I'm crazy about you.
374
00:23:32,440 --> 00:23:34,040
Are you crazy about me?
375
00:23:35,840 --> 00:23:36,800
Yeah.
376
00:23:41,480 --> 00:23:44,320
But I'm with Chris.
377
00:23:45,720 --> 00:23:47,200
I can learn Norwegian.
378
00:23:47,560 --> 00:23:49,920
It's just silly Danish, isn't it?
379
00:23:50,320 --> 00:23:52,560
Top of the morning,
let's have some craic.
380
00:23:55,440 --> 00:23:58,360
Henrik, you lied to me.
381
00:23:58,760 --> 00:24:05,160
I can't tolerate lying,
nectarines and some grasses.
382
00:24:05,400 --> 00:24:09,480
Carina told the lie, and they are
lying in their relationship,
383
00:24:09,560 --> 00:24:11,600
but I want to be honest with you.
384
00:24:11,680 --> 00:24:14,360
"The fence is no better
than the thief."
385
00:24:15,200 --> 00:24:16,600
My family always said so.
386
00:24:16,680 --> 00:24:19,880
You're a thief yourself.
You stole my heart.
387
00:24:32,760 --> 00:24:34,920
-What's that?
-Your heart.
388
00:24:36,640 --> 00:24:38,680
You can have it back.
389
00:24:43,000 --> 00:24:45,520
I don't want it.
390
00:24:45,600 --> 00:24:46,440
Take it.
391
00:24:46,520 --> 00:24:47,320
No.
392
00:24:47,960 --> 00:24:48,840
Here you go.
393
00:25:00,040 --> 00:25:02,520
No, Henrik. It wouldn't work.
394
00:25:04,200 --> 00:25:06,640
You're too much of a bad boy for me.
395
00:25:09,120 --> 00:25:10,840
Solvej, can't we...?
396
00:25:11,560 --> 00:25:12,800
But...
397
00:25:36,120 --> 00:25:39,920
THANKS FOR THE TIP.
YOU WERE RIGHT. DAD.
398
00:25:44,960 --> 00:25:49,000
It's going back to normal.That's quite funny.
399
00:25:51,480 --> 00:25:52,920
What's so funny?
400
00:25:53,880 --> 00:25:59,480
At a certain time it was kind of like
the calm before the storm.
401
00:26:01,280 --> 00:26:03,520
Please elaborate on that.
402
00:26:06,320 --> 00:26:07,760
Do you know Hassan Idris?
403
00:26:08,360 --> 00:26:10,000
-Idris?
-Yeah.
404
00:26:13,880 --> 00:26:16,920
Why have you
had contact with Hassan Idris?
405
00:26:20,120 --> 00:26:22,480
I haven't.
406
00:26:22,560 --> 00:26:26,960
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